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West Catholic High School Volume 48 Issue 4 April 1, 2011 Students spend Lent in prayer and reflection

Take a look at how WC sports teams finished up the winter season with Brendan on page 11 Check out the “Battle of the hot dogs” with Brendan, Noah and Andy on page 12 Find out about some of your class- Get some funny April mates’ unique hobbies and talents Fools’ Day prank with Katrina and Mackenzie on page 7 ideas on page 4 W estword 2 Opinion April 1, 2011 Meet the staff FIRST thing’s FIRST: technology thrives Editor in Chief When we were younger, programming and marketing computers, technology is forever Tiffany Boorsma the toys we played with were meld to create one final product. seeking to make our lives easier. Co-Managing Editor fun, multi-colored objects Gracious professionalism and And, naturally, we embrace such with internal characters which “coopertition” (a combination efforts with open arms. But we Mackenzie Bush emanated directly from our of the words competition and must remember that technology candy-rushed minds. Whether cooperation) as Dean Kamen has a face--or rather hundreds of Opinion Editor the toys became truly animated patented the word in 2009, thousands of faces--behind it. Katrina Marks and conversational in our also find strong holds here. At Engineers have long been Feature Editor absence was a matter for the a FIRST competition, when the propelling forces in the Mackenzie Bush cinema-inspired imagination. the stress is high and the parts development of society and the Sports Editor However, now we know always seem to break or go shifting of the future. In 2010, the truth behind the plastic. missing, there is no shortage of US News reported that, with a Brendan Kosnik The inner mechanics of those assistance from opposing teams. 72% growth rate since 2008, News Editor memorable figures is no longer “The FIRST program biomedical engineering tops Clare Coddington a mystery. And with that introduces high school students the list as the fastest-growing Staff Writers knowledge, we can delve deeper to the demands, challenges, and occupation. Following that Andy Woodruff into the world of technology and exciting opportunities of the number is computer software Noah van Hartesveldt engineering, creating more and business world,” FIRST mentor engineering with 34% growth. more complex devices which Dave Price said. According to the U.S. Bureau of are able to focus far beyond the Finally, we come to what Labor Statistics, job prospects simple entertainment of one may be the most valuable for engineers are projected to person. skill development in FIRST: increase by 11% in the year These pursuits find innovation. Whether you have 2018. It is a growing industry; encouragement in the many the ability to build a mini-bot one which our society thrives educational programs in out of 65 rubber bands and upon, from childhood to place for the development of have it climb a nine foot pole maturity. engineering skills in students. in 4.89 seconds, or you create a We are virtually surrounded, FIRST Robotics is a program plastic and plywood spider-like every millisecond of every day, which allows students to take on device which picks up game by shooting particles and radio The Westword is pub- the role of engineers, working pieces to place on goal-boards, waves, flying past our eyes lished by the journalism with dedicated mentors in order you must understand that, in without our recognition—unless, robotics, there are very few of course, that recognition is students of West Catholic to complete a challenge and build a functioning robot. The ideas which evade the standard brought about by a sensory High School, 1801 Bristol organization was the vision of of unorthodox thinking. This stimulant. The suggestions are Ave., N.W. It is a member Dean Kamen, the founder of imagination and innovation is everywhere, from the movie of the Michigan Interscho- FIRST and a multi-millionaire the skill which makes FIRST theaters to the science fiction lastic Press Association, with over 440 US and foreign students most appealing to section of the library. Will and a recipient of the patents, and his co-founder universities, engineering technology invade our world 1994, 1995, 1996, 1998, Woodie Flowers, an emeritus programs, scholarship programs to its deepest core, enslaving mechanical engineering and employers. And after humanity forever? An interesting 2000, and 2006 Spartan professor at MIT. graduating from the FRC thought, but here’s the catch. Award. As far as our local team is (FIRST Robotics Competition) Technology has already invaded concerned, their vision has come glory, this innovation opens our lives. Our daily routine Supscription rate is $10. to fruition. doors which lead to projects has become something like Advertising rates are “It helps me to learn design that will affect the world and all this: Open eyes, locate cell available upon request. strategy,” robotics build team those people who live within it. phone, get dressed, check cell member Anna Brechting said. As our parents never fail to phone, consume sustenance, Her sentiment is complimented remind us, the technology of open Facebook, turn door-knob Letters to the editor: The by Kris Zakfeld, who says “it today vastly outshines that of 45 degrees clockwise, don’t Westword, through its let- improves your technology skills yesterday. We’ve all seen them. forget your cell phone! It is a ters to the editor, offers and critical thinking.” The block phones with the six- slight exaggeration, I admit. a forum to the students, However consuming the inch antennae, the cherry-topped But only slight. What must be faculty and community. technological aspect of FIRST Atari game systems--your remembered as we utilize this Submission letters to the may be, the life skills learned parents can probably give you most effective resource of our some more examples if you world is that it is a product of editor gives no guarantee here are broad in scope and eternal in relevance. need them. These are pieces hours of thought and effort on of publication. All letters Teamwork, perhaps the most of the past, good for a nice the part of dedicated human must be signed and may advocated adolescent life lesson, chuckle once in a while, but beings. It is a tool for us to be edited for length, or to serves as the binding factor in utterly unthinkable as practical use and improve upon, not eliminate possible libel- the development of the robotics functioning devices. something which should dictate ous materials. team, as building, designing, From touch-screens to super the order of our lives. W estword April 1, 2011 News 3 Team Enigma fries the competition’s circuits MACKENZIE BUSH at Skyline High School for the students who Managing Editor Ann Arbor competition. all work on Every year, FIRST robotics the robot, As the finals are about to introduces a new game that the either in the begin, the entire crowd is going robots have to play. This year, Programming, crazy. The awaiting teams are the alliances of three robots Build or huddled at either side of the each had to hang inner tubes Marketing field, strategizing and preparing shaped like circles, squares and departments. for the upcoming match. On the triangles on pegs. Each tube was Students with track around the field, audience worth points. During the last all different members are dancing to the 15 seconds of the match, robots talents can booming music over the PA. would deploy mini-bots that work on This competition is just like would attempt to climb a pole the team, any other sporting event. There to earn substantial bonus points. regardless are fanatics screaming in the These last 15 seconds often of how well- stands, dejected team members could make or break the match. versed in sitting on the bench as the other After these two competitions, technology players break down and ample the team is ranked 101th in they are. All action to entertain every person the state. Although this is not members of in the stands. The only catch is high enough to enter into the the team are that the quarterback, the pitcher, state competition, the team still enthusiastic the point guard is not a human: performed extremely well. about FIRST it’s a machine. At the Ann Arbor robotics. Team Enigma, West competition, they were picked to “Robotics Catholic’s robotics team, be in the finals and won a match is fun because competed at two competitions against the number four seeded I like all of like these this year. Their first alliance. Throughout the course the people Last minute fixes The team checks up competition was on March 18-19 of their two competitions, Team in it and at Grand Valley, and their next Enigma also won the Judge’s nerds are on the mchanics before the big game. Photos competition was on March 25-26 Award and the awesome,” by M. Bush Safety Award, senior and two prestigious scouting Although Enigma won’t go honors that captain Danny Selgo said. on to state this year, the team has increased their “Robotics is a place for nerds had a lot of fun bonding with score. like us to think they’re cool,” their classmates and learning Two years sophomore Dominic Frazine about technology, and they’ve ago, West’s said. Frazine is part of the Build even started fundraising for next robotics and Programming Teams. year. team went to When asked about how the Many of the students on Nationals in team has improved in the past the team plan to go on to be Atlanta, GA. four years ago, Zakfeld said, “A engineers and programmers. So “It was lot of things have gotten better. before you start picking on a amazing, We’ve used our resources better; nerd, remember: that nerd might walking into we know a lot more about how end up being your boss. (Also, the Atlanta competitions are supposed to go; he might have a steel robot in his Dome,” said we’re a lot more involved.” arsenal.) senior Kris Zakfeld, who works with the programming and build teams. “The stands were filled, and we were wheeling in a robot. It was crazy.” This year, Game Time The robot hits the floor for team Enigma has about 25 action. W estword 4 Opinion April 1, 2011

“When we got to Dallas, “When the 8th grade “We put saran wrap over “My cousin told me him the flight attendant said filled the school with my parents’ toilet.” and his girlfriend of five ‘Welcome to San Fran- balloons.” ~Sophomore, ~Senior, Mary Russo years broke up..he even cisco!’ We all freaked Annie Bessert changed his Facebook out, and then she said status. I was heart April Fools.” ~Freshman, broken.” Grant Goodfellow ~Senior, Elise Meyer

What’s the best “During 8th grade, we “In 4th grade, my put a sticky note on the teacher gave my class teacher’s mouse so it April Fools prank fake report cards with didn’t work.” ~Sopho- all D’s and F’s.” more, Luke Brechting ~Sophomore, Nick you have ever Dantzer had?

“I put toothpaste in be- “In grade school, we tween all the oreos at my told someone it was a house. My brother ate jeans day, and she came like five.”~Sophomore, wearing jeans.” ~Junior, Zoe Sutton Brandi Stein

“My dad always sets my “I taped the sprayer on “On the way to Key West, “The 8th grade class took lunch out, and on April the sink and pointed it I told Kaitlyn we were eight rolls of streamers Fools’ Day, he just had upward so when my mom turning around because and wrapped it all around cans of soup set out.” turned on the sink, she we got in a car crash and and over our teacher’s ~Senior, Kaitlyn Karsten got soaked.” ~Freshman, I broke my leg.” desk.” -Freshman, Chris Katy Hagbom ~Senior, Megan Rogalski Jensen W estword April 1, 2011 Opinion 5 Sticky popcorn treats and hand-carved figurines By the weak compared to Eddie. “He leads me beside the still Late on weeknights, Eddie Numbers waters. He restores my soul.” and Rita would often engage -Psalm 23:2-3 in lengthy phone conversations with my parents. Purposely His name was Dr. Don skirting around the topic of 200 Coddington, an orthodontist Eddie’s failing health, Mom and in the small town of Alpena in Dad would talk about everyday different types Northern Michigan. He had a matters, but the inevitable would family and spent a happy life always surface. I would later raising three children with a learn that Eddie talked about of cancer loving wife, mastering the art of his fate because he was not fly-fishing and planning the trip afraid. The silent tears would of a lifetime to Alaska, though come later for my parents, after he never quite made it there. elongated goodbyes, living with 569,490 His laugh was contagious and the thought that they may never his smile dazzling. Handsome have the chance to speak to cancer-related and a perfect gentlemen, he was Eddie again. always the first to stand when a My brother carried Eddie’s woman entered the room. Declare it coffin along with his five deaths in 2010 I never really knew this man, Clare Coddington- grandsons. He always said he my grandpa. He got sick and and late-night vigils at the needed one more pall-bearer and died on a Friday, two days after hospital. Christmas came knew Call was the one. Christmas of 1996. I was two and went, leaving no cheer or I cried at the funeral and 11 million years old when Pumpa went to happiness for our family, no watched everyone else’s tears heaven. He was 69. sticky popcorn balls which had flow. Maybe these emotions for Eddie Forst was gifted with once been Pumpa’s holiday Eddie were what I would have cancer sur- his hands. His passion was specialty. I remember the felt at my grandpa’s funeral so woodworking, something he hospital room and the staircase many years before, had I been vivors in the had perfected in his backyard outside, where my brother and I old enough to understand what workshop, “Grampa Ed’s”, played with a bouncy-ball. That was happening. For you see, U.S. today where he would handcraft small Christmas was our saddest. Eddie had become a grandpa masterpieces. The last time I saw Eddie to me. A beloved family friend He lived with his wife Rita in was in the spring of his final filling in for, but not replacing, Denver, Colorado and had four year. He looked well. As well my Pumpa whose illness had cut grown children, my mother’s as his illness allowed him to be, his own life much too short. 87% childhood friends. He took I guess. Though he was then Pumpa and Eddie had both annual fishing trips to Alaska, in thin and frail, he was still the fallen to the same fate. But I of lung cancer which my dad and brother would same Eddie with that same smile shouldn’t say “fallen,” because often accompany him. We we all knew and still remember they certainly weren’t quitters. patients used all thought of Eddie as father, so well. They were real people with grandpa, friend, and he took in As we sat in the living room families who loved them; they my family as his own. and talked, he joked about his had given their all to the world to smoke Life took an unexpected turn heart monitor. But that was and not held back; they had when Eddie became ill. He had always his way, of course, never endured the long path leading to to be put on a respirator when wanting tears from those of us heaven that we call life. breathing became tough; then who knew his time left with us But I think God has a reason 1of every 4 came the heart monitors. Eddie was limited. Everyone else was for everything, even though I’m died in August of 2010. I was afraid, but Eddie wasn’t. really not quite sure what the 16, then. Even though we lived 1,000 reason was. I don’t think I’ll Americans is Though these men had lived miles away, he knew all about ever know until I see Pumpa and separate lives in different parts our lives. I recall he asked me Eddie again, in heaven. likely to get of the country, they had endured about track, for he was a miler God led these men beside a similar struggle. Cancer had himself during his high school the still waters all their lives, cancer claimed both of their lives, days. He laughed and called me watching them fish the rivers leaving grieving families behind. tough when Dad told him that I and the lakes, a passion shared I have vague memories of also run three miles for my cross by both. Now I wonder if they the time during my grandpa’s country races in the autumn. are up there fishing together illness. My parents were But he was wrong. He was far with God who loves them so juggling treatments for my stronger than I was, having spent completely, watching over those brother’s and my chickenpox years battling cancer. I was who miss them so, so dearly. W estword 6 Feature April 1, 2011 Catholics take a closer look at today’s Easter traditions TIFFANY BOORSMA how “we’re each individual and Editor-in-chief unique.” Just as the painting of eggs can be related to the Catholic With the Lenten season in celebration of Easter, the custom full swing, many have already of filling Easter baskets also has become quite engulfed in the religious roots and connotations. Easter spirit. Because of the Historically, the Melkin bulletin American-grown commercialism said that after having fasted of the holiday, with stores selling throughout Lent, people would everything from egg-painting bring baskets of festive foods kits to giant stuffed Easter and goodies to church on Easter bunnies, it has gotten harder and Sunday to be blessed by the harder for many Catholics to priest and shared among the remember the true importance of poor and the community. the Lent and Easter season. Today, many churches Many people fall into continue this tradition by asking celebrating the season with parishioners to “bring your bread the festive pastel colors of the and Easter wine to Church to have them blessed,” Pearce said. “Easter bunny holiday” rather Something smells fishyStudents give their time than the fasting, prayer and This tradition has also given way to prepare and serve the fish fry meals every Friday of Lent. almsgiving of the true holy to today’s custom of children holiday. But the commercially receiving baskets of treats and Photo by T. Boorsma candies on Easter. celebrated aspects of the season Fat Tuesday, a number of West Kosnik looks forward to One other tradition that don’t have to remain completely Catholic staff participated in the Tableau saying “It’s a fun has become quite connected separate from the Catholic the annual pączki, or pounchki, presentation, but it helps us with the season of spring is traditions of the holidays. eating contest at the nearby focus on the importance of Easter cleaning, more widely The tradition of coloring Family Fair on March 9. This Lent.” known as spring cleaning. Easter eggs, for example, year, Rex Ebenstein and Tony Following up on the Lenten According to The Handbook of may actually have its roots in Powell from Maintenance, Chris Tableau’s effect of helping Christian Feasts and Customs, religious customs. According Abid, Lauri Ford, and Angela students get into the right Lenten in ancient tradition, after Palm to an Easter bulletin from Walters took on the challenge, mind set, confession times have Sunday, families would devote the Melkin Greek Catholic but unfortunately no West staff also been available for students themselves to preparing for Church, it has been said to have member achieved pounchki to take advantage of. The next Easter by cleaning, tidying and originated from the pious legend victory. opportunity for Reconciliation polishing their homes from of Mary Magdala bringing eggs Another tradition that will be held on April 22 during top to bottom. Following the to Christ’s tomb to share with has taken hold at West is the lunch. cleaning, a local priest would other women there. According Friday fish fry. Beginning With all the visit the homes to bless them. to the tale, the eggs turned red the first Friday following Ash commercialization and While most are not visited by when she saw the Lord. Wednesday, West Catholic has exaggeration of Christmas and their priests, many Catholics While this remains only been providing a meatless meal other holidays, it is important continue this tradition of legend to some religions, the for students, staff and anyone for Catholics to recognize the cleaning in preparation for the idea of painted Easter eggs in the community looking for importance of Easter. After Resurrection. representing the world’s a tasty dinner. This year, as in all, Easter is the ultimate “To me, Easter cleaning miraculous transformation past years, student athletes have celebration of the Catholic faith. means window cleaning,” Pearce brought by Christ’s resurrection volunteered to help prepare By reflecting on how modern said. “I think window cleaning can be embraced by Catholics and serve the fish dinners every customs can relate to the true allows us to see more clearly.” and all Christians. Representing Friday until April 15. Easter and how we can celebrate Pearce relates this to “the Jesus’ resurrection from the “I feel it’s very beneficial that at home and at school, hopefully, tradition of getting rid of the dead, the eggs can also be we have one,” senior Abby Mroz Catholics and Christians will dust and dirt to see more clearly thought of as a symbol of new said about the fish fry. “I get have a deeper connection Christ’s coming.” life. take-out and bring some to my to the holiday that is often A number of West Catholic West Catholic Campus grandma. It’s so convenient,” overshadowed by others. families participate in this Minister Cathy Pearce agrees Mroz said. “To truly try to have a good tradition in their homes as well. with this idea. “I definitely Continuing the tradition of Lenten season, find something “We dust, vacuum, pick up believe the tradition celebrates celebrating Christ’s passion, to do or a Lenten sacrifice to clutter,” senior Katie Kosnik new life,” Pearce said, “[through death and resurrection through show devotion to Jesus in our said about spring cleaning, “so Christ’s resurrection] we’re all student performance, the senior lives,” Pearce advises. If you our house is better to live in.” born anew.” Pearce also finds class will perform the Lenten just “focus on one thing, you can West is also taking part in the the decorations of the eggs to Tableau for the school on make it a good Lent.” Lenten season with a number of have meaning in relating to Wednesday, April 20. activities. In full celebration of W estword April 1, 2011 April 1, 2011 Feature 7 Students travel overseas, make a difference during time off MACKENZIE BUSH ularly special, something that are working Managing Editor everyone involved will never correctly, forget. and provid- As most West Catholic stu- The band has been given the ing tarps dents pack up their tanning lo- honor to play during Pope Bene- to people tion and bikinis for their spring dict XVI’s address outside of his who live in break excursions, some students balcony. They will be playing corn stalk are going against the norm They Led My Lord Away, a houses to and making their spring break solemn Lenten song. Afterwards, keep them count. One group is packing they hope to be allowed to pres- dry. clarinet reeds, snare drums and ent a letter to the Pope from Fr. “The bulky sousaphones into the bot- Stasker and Bishop Hurley and trip gives tom of a plane while others are maybe be able to meet him. the students worrying about whether they “I can’t wait to see the an opportu- packed their malaria medica- opera,” junior Katie Brown said. nity to see a “It’s awesome to hear a real developing tion, ear plugs and bug spray. The poor will always be with us. Over this spring break, 50 Italian opera. Also, I want to go third world shopping in Rome.” country,” said Katie McGuire poses with two Haitian children students will be visiting Italy during her recent medical trip to Haiti. with the West Catholic concert “Italy is my favorite country organizer Tim (other than America) and I’m so Ryan. “Many Picture courtesy of Katie McGuire. band, while another 12 will be and disturbing the gift bags that excited that we’re going there,” students have chosen differ- attending a missionary trip to the Holy Spirit Schools made senior Stacy Sienkiewicz said. ent paths in college because of Port-Au-Prince, Haiti. for the Seguin school kids. “I’ve been working hard to get Haiti. Some are doctors, nurses, The band will get to see the Senior Katie McGuire went there since this summer, so I’m PA’s, and [for] some it’s just a statue of David, the Cathedral to Haiti with a medical team really excited that it’s all going positive experience.” of Santa Maria de Fiore, the this winter and shares her expe- to be worth it.” “It means a great deal to the leaning Tower of Pisa, St. rience. Meanwhile, on the other side Haitians,” Ryan said. “It gives Peter’s Basillica and the Cistine “The whole trip made an of the Atlantic, 12 West Catholic hope to people with very little Chapel. impact,” McGuire said. “Hon- students will be doing service hope and lets them know that “I wanted to go to the center estly there is no way to be there, over in Port au Prince and Segin, someone cares.” of our faith,” said the band’s see all the destruction and not Haiti. The students will be The students will be staying director Darren LaPrise. “I be shocked. I spent the whole partnering with students from at Matthew 25 guest house in wanted the kids to see Rome.” trip trying to grasp the idea that Catholic Central High School Port au Prince for three nights. The band will perform four people live in those conditions.” and adults from Holy Spirit Par- While there, they will visit times in Italy. Their reper- However, McGuire also sees ish. Many organizers hope that Mother Theresa’s home for toire includes Fanfare for the the light at the end of the tunnel. this experience will foster unity children. They specialize in the Traveler (an original piece by “The people inspire me,” she between the two schools as well sick and malnourished. assistant director Joshua Doe,) said. “They have nothing. Liter- as compassion for the people of Then they will be traveling Cruella DeVille, Ave Maria, ally. Yet they are friendly and Haiti. to Seguin. There is a parish Dawn’s Early Light, They Led the little kids are so cute and The students will be build- there that Holy Spirit Parish My Lord Away, Abracadabra playful. They are invincible.” ing latrines, checking home twins with. They will also be and Bonds of Unity. But one of Lastly, Ryan told about how water filters to make sure they working with the school kids the performances will be partic- much it means to the Haitians that people in America care enough to come help them. “I have learned that many people before me have told the Haitians they would be back and never came back,” Ryan said. “Because of these prom- ises they it takes a great deal of time to gain their trust. Now that they trust us we are making great strides in improving the Awaiting the journey. These fifty-five concert band students that will be visiting and play- health of the people.” ing concerts in Italy. Picture courtesy of Darren Laprise. W estword 8 Feature April 1, 2011 Stars walk among us: a profile of WC’s most talented kids

Celebrate the Irish (Above center) Mary-Frances Eshlemen prepares to step dance. Picture courtesy of Dance Mary-Frances Eshlemen Mary-Frances Eshlemen Dances the Irish Step-dances While many students were sipping their Shamrock Shakes and donning their green apparel, junior Mary-Frances Eshlemen was busy kicking her feet. Irish Step Dance has been an activity of Eshlemen’s since she at- Suzanna Duba takes the And 5, 6,7,8 tended Assumption grade school. stage dancing in the Nutcracker. “There were some girls in my grade who Picture courtesy of Suzanna Duba started doing it, so I did too,” said Eshlemen. Suzanna Duba It’s been eight years since she first walked through the doors of the Ardán Academy of Dances the Nutcracker Ballet Irish Dance, and her interest has remained On a blustery Christmas Eve, as the guests of the Stahlbaum House gather in holiday spirit, strong. She performs throughout the St. Clara is presented with a very special gift: a Nutcracker. The Nutcracker Ballet by Tchai- Patrick’s Day season at various shows and kovsky has long been an emblem of magic and youth in the dancing world. This is a fact parades, including the St. Patrick’s Dinner/ well known by sophomore Suzanna Duba, who performs in the Nutcracker Ballet yearly. Dance Show and Party which took place on Duba began taking dance classes at the Grand Rapids School of Ballet twelve years ago. March 5th at the Ardán Academy. Eshlemen Her interest stems from the support of her parents and her initial experiences in the dance hopes to continue gaining experiences such as classroom. Since then, her dedication has been shown in the two-and-a-half hour daily prac- these throughout high school and perhaps into tices for the show the future. “I thought about maybe doing something with dance in the future, but I’m not sure,” said Duba. Though the future may be a mystery, the present holds wonderful opportunities and enjoy- ment for this dancer.

Mary-RoseTheater Benson Starred in Anne Frank This January, freshman Mary- Rose Benson was given the opportu- Fly! Nick Coulson plays lost boy in Peter Pan nity to play the lead role in the Civic Picture courtesy of Nick Coulson Theatre’s production of Anne Frank. Benson’s acting career began in Nick Coulson 2nd grade when she began attending Though new to theatre, freshman Nick Coulson has theater classes. By 6th grade, Ben- already been in five shows, includingJoseph and the son was auditioning for roles at both Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Pirates of Penzance Civic and Circle Theatre. Before her and Peter Pan. He was also a Principle Player in West performance as Anne Frank, she also Catholic’s Godspell. performed in the chorus of Joseph “My favorite role to play was a lost boy in Peter Dear diary Mary-Rose Benson and the Technicolor Dream Coat. Pan,” Coulson said. “It was a month run with over 30 Her immediate future plans include shows, which allowed me to connect with everyone in performs as Anne Frank at Civic playing the role of Charlotte in the cast.” Theatre. Picture courtesy of Charlotte’s Web at Civic Theatre. Although he his future plans are tentative, his star is Mary-Rose Benson still shining bright. W estword April 1, 2011 Feature 9 Stars walk among us: a profile of WC’s most talented kids

Nick Denhof Scuba Dives Scuba Diving As exotic creatures lie just on the other side of the mask, the only sound is that of regu- lated breathing from a tank full of oxygen. This is the world of the scuba diver, a world which senior Nick Denhof knows well. Denhof began scuba diving in summer 2010 and has had his license for just over a year. The activity was suggested by Denhof’s father, a diver with over 20 years of experience, in hopes of bonding through the hobby. Bubbles! Nick Denhof takes the “My dad dives with much more confidence and relaxation than I do. It can be nerve- plunge Picture courtesy of racking at times, but he is always there to help me out when I need him,” said Denhof. Nick Denhof Denhof has dove six times in Versluis Lake in Michigan and plans to dive in the Gulf of Mexico within the next year.

JacquieMusic Sochacki Produced multiple CD’s Senior Jacquie Sochacki wrote her first song in second grade. “I She can play was swinging on my swing set in my backyard. I decided to sing it to the class the next day for show and tell,” Sochacki said. Since and sing!Jacquie im- that day, her dedication and passion for music has not waned in the presses her audience with slightest. her own music and lyrics. “I find inspiration everywhere, especially in people,” Sochacki Picture courtesy of said. “Situations that made me feel a strong emotion-- happiness, Jacquie Sochacki regret, confidence-- usually impact me to write a song about it.” Jacquie has written several CD’s and plans to release a new CD in May called “Rainboots.” Her music is largely mellow and features mostly piano, her chief instrument. “I met him at a book “I hope that my music will maybe make you smile or give you signing/not my inten- goose bumps, because the reaction to what you hear is the most Album art is courtesy of Jacquie important effect that music can have,” Sochacki said. tion/to go to his house Sochacki If you wish to learn more about Jacquie’s music, go to www. and see his/Pokemon myspace.com/ilovejacquelineclaresmusic or talk to Jacquie. card collection.” -I Kissed a Nerd, Patty Patty Pierzchala Patty Pierzchala has always considered herself to be a nerd and a Pierzchala musician. However, it wasn’t until her senior year that she thought to combine these two titles and begin producing nerdy music. “I didn’t even know “I’m inspired by books, mostly,” Pierzchala said. She plays the the sky could cry/but piano, guitar, ukulele, marimba, melodica, flute and vocals. Her upcoming CD will be called Argus Filks and will feature 20 I guess today it tried/ songs, mostly parodies and nerdcore. Her nerdy songs cover every- it was like diamonds in thing from Harry Potter to Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Avatar: The the eyes of horses on a Last Airbender. The CD will release in early May and will be sold carousel ride.”- Raining for $15. To download Patty’s Lady Gaga Medley for marimba for free Diamonds in the Sky, and get more information about her upcoming CD, visit www. Jacquie Sochacki dingoesatemybaby.bandcamp.com W estword 10 Comics April 1, 2011 Did someone say April Fool’s? Enjoy these comics

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By: Nick Fortier, Junior By: Ed Mroz, Senior W estword April 1, 2011 Sports 11 Falcons winter sports teams finish offstrong BRENDAN KOSNIK Sports Editor Bowling The girls bowling team was Hockey anchored by Kayla Feutz and Girls The West Catholic varsity ice Marissa Steffens. Kate Mulvey, hockey team got off to a bumpy Aubrey Clark, Sam McGavin start. But they got on a seven- and Anna Truskowski were Basketball game winning streak during The girls basketball team first year starters. They finished the middle of the season. The had an outstanding season this the season with a superb 11-1 Falcons did not end up getting winter. They finished the year record in the conference. Kate their record (11-14) up to .500 at with an impressive 18-4 overall Mulvey, Aubrey Clark, Marissa the end of the season, but they record. The Falcons earned Steffens and Kayla Feutz were still worked hard in the practices the right to be called OK Blue all conference. Kayla Feutz and games. The Falcons fell conference champions. They and Kate Mulvey were indi- one goal short of beating local were 12-0 in league play. Elle vidual all state. The boys team rival Kenowa Hills High School, Sturgell, Betsy Bildner and finished 3rd in the OK Blue and they finished 5-7 in the OK Mertzy Klein were selected for conference. They had a decent Conference Tier 2. Matt Moser the OK Blue all-conference 6-4 record. They won both the and Conner Kelbel played great first team. Rachel Sprenger East Kentwood and Forest Hills seasons. They were both selected and Brandi Stein were named Northern Invitationals. Caleb to the second team all-state. In Boys Honorable Mention OK Blue Steil bowled a perfect 300 this a year where the results weren’t all-conference. The four seniors, season. Sam Weatherhead, Trent always the best, the hockey team Elle Sturgell, Betsy Bildner, Basketball Clark, Nick Brown and Caleb pushed through and made the West Catholic’s boys Mertzy Klein and Lauren Steil were also all conference. best of tough situations. basketball team went through Moline, all shined for the team. what is called a “growing” Also, Mertzy Klein led the team season. They finished with a in assists and points. 7-14 record. It might not have Skiing been what they were looking The West Catholic ski teams, for, but they stuck it out in every Boys Wrestling boys and girls, had a wonder- Even if the results don’t show game. Most of the games were ful season this winter. The girls it, the wrestling team had a good not decided until very close to team finished sixth in their Swimming season. The Falcons finished the end. West Catholic’s record conference and third among with a rough 1-6 record in the does not show that the Falcons Division II teams in the confer- conference. Overall, they had were competitive in most of the and Diving ence. Seniors Angela Stoddard The boys finished this season a decent 6-19 record in their games. But this season wasn’t and Jennifer Stancroff both 3-6 overall at dual meets. They matches. Junior Tony Brechting a loss. It was a good experience achieved the rank of All Confer- managed a decent 2-4 in league qualified for regionals. Brecht- for the returning players for next ence Honorable Mention and meets. Specifically, they finished ing was just one win away from year and the seniors who are All State Academic. Freshman seventh at the Raider Sprints qualifying for the State Finals. graduating this year. Sophomore Mallory Eliopolos was recog- and 4th at the Wayland Invite. Freshman Blake Russo man- Cameron Burns said, “We had nized as All Conference Slalom, The boys swimmers and divers aged a great 29-13 record in the a lot of fun,” when asked about All Conference Giant Slalom, took 5th at Conference, but they matches he competed in. A few his thoughts on how the season All Conference Combined, All won the Polar Bear Classic and team awards were given at the went. The Falcons basketball Region Team and All State Hon- City League Invite. Senior Nick team banquet to athletes who program expects great things in orable Mention. The boys fin- Burciaga was the conference stood out this past season. The the future. ished tenth in the conference and diving champion, setting a new awards for Most Pins and Most sixth among division II teams. conference record. Burciaga also Outsanding were given to Tony They were able to finish tenth at won the state diving champion- Brechting. Most Takedowns Regionals. Nick Denhof was All ship for the third year in a row. was given to Blake Russo. The Conference Honorable Mention Junior Ben Paxson also finished Matt Woronko Award was given Slalom, All Conference Honor- strong. He placed eighth in the to Brandon Judd. Although able Mention Giant Slalom and diving competition at the state they didn’t get the best results, All Conference Honorable Men- meet. Junior Hunter Nemmers, it was still a successful season. tion Combined. Brian Cary was an all-conference swimmer, also Brandon Judd and Tom Doyle All State Academic along with qualified for state. were the leaders and captains of Anthony Urbik. the team. W estword 12 Review April 1, 2011 Battle of the Hot Dogs Taste: 4.5 stars out of 5. are put on Yesterdog Eating a Yesterdog hot dog is your dog. an experience that every Grand BRENDAN KOSNIK Rapidian should know. Their hot So Sports Editor dogs are some of the best in this overall, region of the country. The top- Yester- Quality: 4 stars out of 5. pings accent the meat, and the dog’s hot Yesterdog’s hot dogs are bun gives a strong base to all of dogs are truly exceptional. The buns are the goodness on top. worth the a perfect texture. The dogs are money and cooked to a great temperature, Price: 4 stars out of 5. the trip. Try some of GR’s best hot dogs and Yesterdog piles on the top- The price of Yesterdog’s hot Plus, the Yesterdog offers some of the best hot dogs avail- pings liberally. Even though they dogs ranges from just under two atmosphere able in west MIchigan Photo by B. Kosnik are a little messy, Yesterdog’s dollars to over $2.50 for one. It of the hot dogs are still a fantastic might seem a little expensive for restaurant to anyone who has a passion for choice for breakfast, lunch or one item, but it is a fair price, itself makes the meal all the bet- tasty hot dogs. dinner. considering how many toppings ter. I reccomend this restaurant

cord for the most hot dogs eaten Bar visitors. The Corner Bar in 4 hours is 43 1/2.) The hot dogs at the Corner Bar are very Price: 4 out of 5 stars ANDY WOODRUFF high quality. The chili dogs are The price of the hot dogs is Staff Writer also very popular. Many people pretty fair, with a chili dog bas- flock to the Corner Bar every ket for $6.49 and most other hot The Corner Bar is a famous day to try their hot dogs. dog baskets $7 or higher. restaurant located in Rockford. It was built in 1873, making it Quality: 4 out of 5 stars Taste: 4 out of 5 stars the oldest building in Rockford. The quality of the Corner The hot dogs taste delicious. There is a great atmosphere in Bar’s hot dogs is very high. at the Corner Bar. The fresh hot the restaurant. It is especially These hot dogs are made of dogs make the taste one-of-a- Eat your way to known for its hot dogs, and is all-beef, and come from right kind. It is very easy to see the famous for its Wall of Fame, the Wall of Fame here in Kent County. The chili hard work and dedication that which is available to people who The Corner Bar is bustling used on the chili dogs is a secret goes into each hot dog. have eaten 12 hot dogs or more almost every night. Photo by recipe and is loved by Corner A. Woodruff in a period of 4 hours. (The re-

toppings. I was impressed that Overall, Dog Pit they added so much to the dogs my experi- for the price I paid. You get a ence was NOAH VAN HARTESVELDT fully loaded dog, a steal for a pretty good. Staff Writer quick meal. The Dog Pit is centrally Quality: 3.5 stars out of 5. Taste: 4 stars out of 5. located in The actual dog and bun were Pretty good flavor overall. I downtown average. They were typical, and especially enjoyed the two I or- Grand Rapids could use a slight improvement. dered. The kraut dog, which had on Monroe I was not surprised however mustard, sauerkraut and pickles which is very with the quality of the plain dog. on top, and the chili dog were handy for a Since it was quick service and both great. The other dogs that quick snack the toppings that make a good were available looked unique or a meal. Fresh and ready to eat It’s hard to experience, it was alright to have as well. One dog actually had This conve- stop at only one hot dog at the Dog Pit. Photo an alright dog. every available topping all piled nient location by N. van Hartesveldt on to it. They have a very good is great for in a vibrant area which adds to Price: 5 stars out of 5. topping selection to enhance the all people, whether they live the atmosphere. I would surely For a low price of $2.12, your dogs themselves. downtown, commute to work recommend the Dog Pit to any dog is piled high with loads of or want to go out to eat. It is hot dog connoisseur. W estword April 1, 2011 Briefs 13 West Catholic students help save lives ANDY WOODRUFF pizza. “The students have a to occur every year at West Staff Writer great time every year,” senior Catholic,” she said. Many Rachel Szczytko said, who vol- students at West feel that On March 17, 2011, some- unteered at the event. participation in the blood thing very special happened in This isn’t the only reason drive teaches young people the West Catholic gym. Many students come to the blood good morals. This, in turn, students demonstrated selfless drive each year. Many students makes these students more behavior and came to donate come to show their generosity likely to give blood or do their own blood to people who and support for people in need. other selfless acts in the desperately needed their help. Szczytko belives that the blood future. This event has taken place drive is an important annual There was a good turn- for many years. Each year, West event at West Catholic. out at the blood drive this Catholic students have flocked “The blood drive is an event year. Many of the students to the gym, eager to give blood, that teaches students how to give that were eligible came to Wait patiently Students wait miss some class and eat some back to the community. It is es- donate their own blood to in line to give blood. Photo by A. sential that this event continues other people. Woodruff Falcon Mathletes show off their smarts There are two organizations Meg Normand, Jackie Wilson, The sophomores that encourage students to show Brian Cary and Joe O’Brien. were Jack Brooks, their love of math here at West The team had a great time. “It Jackie Wilson, Catholic. These groups are was a lot of fun,” sophomore Meg Normand, Math Field Day and Math Chal- Jack Brooks said. As a team, the Brendan Kosnik, lenge. group finished in the middle of Claire Goodfellow, Math Field Day consisted of the pack, with Brooks winning Clare Coddington, ten participants. Five of these second place in his event, Mad Ellen Hackett and students competed in the event Hatter. Andy Woodruff. at the University of Michigan- The Math Challenge team The “Green” team Flint campus. These students consisted of twelve students, finished second in were Phil Novak, John Blanke- four freshmen and eight sopho- their division to the Champions! The Math Challenge meier, Jared Heys, Meg Feldman mores. The freshmen were “White” team, who team celebrates their victory. Photo by S. and Jack Brooks. The five Joe O’Brien, Ellie Ryan, Grant led their division Coddington alternates were Brendan Kosnik, Goodfellow and Ryan Linak. and finished second overall. Future lawyers test their skills at Mock Trial There are ten students at West and they thought about how they her fault; it was the Catholic who are very interested were going to attack it during the cyberstalker’s fault. in the court system. These ten break. They practiced twice a At the competi- students participated in mock week until March 15, the day of tion, the team had a trial, and they strive to become the competition. blast. They finished future lawyers. This year’s case had to do 7th out of 13 teams. The mock trial team is made with a cyberstalking case. The When asked about up of students from every grade plaintiff, the person who is the experience, level. These students are Nick suing, claimed that her grades sophomore Maddy Freybler, Katrina Marks, Devon dropped because of the anxiety Jones said, “It was Moore, Steven Guild, Maddy caused by cyberstalking, cost- definitely worth it. Jones, Alli Veneklase, Eric Ball, ing her a $15,000 scholarship There was a lot of Katie Kosnik, Bobby Galbraith to an Ivy League school. The sacrifice for practice, Order in the court! The mock and Josh Laske. defendant had to prove that the but in the end it was trial team gets ready for their competition. The team received their case loss of the scholarship wasn’t a great experience.” Photo by C. Kneibel right before Christmas vacation, W estword 14 Opinion April 1, 2011 What happened to thinking for yourself? We walked into the alley, So will it be a surprise when no ready to begin our bowling one knows how to write a letter? game, but we were met with an No, not at all. Who needs to unpleasant surprise. The bowling these days anyway? alley, if you wanted to call it Switching to the cooking that, had no screen to display the and conversion fields is where scores and instead had a projec- another problem lies. Pre-made tor that required manual score foods, sauces and soups are all keeping. things that are inconspicuously The problem was none that diminishing our everyday math- of us knew how to keep score. ematical skills. Need a quart of And why should we? With the Noah van Hartesveldt water? What is that, like 4 pints? Cheers to this year’s automatic, electronic score keep- The Dark Knight How about how many ounces March Madness bas- ing nowadays, rarely anyone are in a pint? Try 16. ketball tournament. under the age of 30 knows how It doesn’t make much sense. One We don’t make things these to do such an act. Granted, this possible cause is the dependence days though, so does this simple trivial knowledge doesn’t mean of students on tools that can math matter? Sadly, it does, if Cheers to Spring much, but it represents a greater correct grammar and spelling er- you want your proper change Break 2011. problem at hand. rors. Editing has become almost for a $20 bill. Grocery stores Gone are the days of maps non-existent and has resulted are the culprit once again. What and map guided road trips. With in the quality of written works would those cash register clerks Cheers to 18 school modern technology, the number being grammatically incorrect do without their handy dandy days until senior are of people who use or know how with many homophones and calculator? And take a visit to done with class. to properly use and read a road other obvious word misspell- the restaurant industry to see map is steadily declining. So is ings. Not just students, but also how many people pull out their a GPS a necessity? According their parents are growing more phones when paying the bill to Cheers to being more to Time magazine, the GPS is and more dependent on the easy determine how much to tip on than 3/4 way done ranked in the top 25 Gotta Have way out by not self-editing or their filet mignon. Maybe second with the school year. Travel Gadgets. However, ask a having a peer edit their works. grade wasn’t that pointless after grandparent and they will most One can find grammatical errors all. likely say it’s not. If asked nice- all around; just take a look at the So what’s my point? Ameri- ly, he or she might even show checkout lane signs at a grocery cans are all imbeciles? Technol- you how to use a road map. store for “under 12 items.” ogy makes people dumb? No. Prior to the year 2000, GPS By relying so heavily upon Technology is a great thing. I was strictly a military tool. Its these wonderful tools, people’s don’t know what I’d do with- roots can be traced back to 1957 finished projects are often worse out it. When it controls us and with the orbiting of Sputnik. off than without them. shapes us to be something worse This first primitive satellite was Similarly, the invention of than we already are is the time to the beginning of the space age email and other instant messag- put it down. and would start the development ing tools have also decimated Take a break from the GPS of tracking technology. It wasn’t our grammar and especially and take an old fashion road trip. until 1993 that GPS resembled spelling skills. You know there’s Check over that paper or email Jeers to everyone leav- a problem when texting slang its present day form. With 24 even once. Try to calculate your ing for spring break satellites in space, the U.S. Navy starts to appear in formal essays. tip by hand and then maybe created the first accurate GPS. Yet another skill is lost with check it by phone. Technology before getting this Today, GPS is legally able to email. Ask an average teen what can compute, but it can’t think. issue pinpoint your location to within the order to address a letter to Even if that homemade soup is someone is and most won’t be just a few meters. So every time a little to soupy, every once and Jeers to not having you fire up that GPS, some- able to answer correctly. But if a while we should try to think. one knows where you are. But you ask the same teen what side Yes, by yourself. warm weather and lots without it, most of us would still the Facebook chat is on, they of sun yet. be finding our way back from will quickly respond with “the right side.” Writing a formal last summer’s vacation trip to Jeers to people not California. letter is something few do any- Why do Americans fail Eng- more. Even cards for birthdays parking in their own lish class, yet they pass Spanish? and holidays can be sent online. spots. W estword April 1, 2011 April 1, 2011 Sports 15 Fantastic Falcons Jachim rows to victory CLARE CODDINGTON sist of members from various Just as Jachim News Editor schools, Jachim is not the only reaps success in the rower from West Catholic. Also water, she excels Her name is Mary Elise rowing for the past six years and in the classroom. Jachim, and her sport is crew. It having spent her whole rowing Taking some of the has been her passion for the past career with Jachim, teammate hardest classes that six years, something that’s been Rachel Szczytko shared her West Catholic offers, a part of her everyday life. input concerning Jachim’s con- Jachim enjoys AP Training and competing hard tributions to the team. Biology with Mr. throughout the month of January “She is a super-good leader,” Reynolds and Hon- to June season, Jachim explained Szczytko commented. “The ors Spanish V with how she got started, “My younger members look up to her, Mrs. Coste de Falk friend’s sister had been rowing and she really helps to bring the the most. for a couple of years, and she team together.” Jachim described said I should try it.” Jachim stated that crew is her plans for college, Since beginning, Jachim has a “combination” sport. “It is “Right now, I plan always enjoyed one aspect of peaceful, especially rowing to go to Western Washington the sport: “The team itself (is early in the morning sunrise, but University for a walk-in crew the best part) because we are all it’s also competitive.” Jachim scholarship.” After high school, from different schools,” Jachim explained that crew takes on a Jachim wants to study marine said. different atmosphere when the biology and minor in Spanish Photo by C. Coddington Though the team does con- competitions reach full swing. language at the university.

Corey swings his way into senior season CLARE CODDINGTON the early winter months, Corey ing the sport af- News Editor prepares for his spring season ter high school. year-round. A good stu- Since the time he could hold “I play travel ball throughout dent as well as a ball in his hand, Kyle Corey the summer and train at Elite baseball player, has been playing baseball. during the winter,” Corey ex- Corey recalled “It’s in the family,” was plained, also adding that his dad that the classes Corey’s first remark about supports and helps him train. he enjoyed most the sport. That’s the reason The baseball season lasts at West Catholic he started baseball. Corey from March to late June, includ- were Physics further explained that his dad ing play-offs, which generally do and Pre- had played for Michigan State not take place until after school engineering, University, and his uncle had is out for the summer. both with Mr. continued the family tradition at Though this spring season Nawrocki. Aquinas College where he was will be Corey’s last at West Keeping this named All-American. Catholic, he has no plans to in mind, Corey Moved up to varsity during abandon the sport after gradu- plans to study the second half of his sophomore ation from high school. Like engineering and business while season, Corey has since been his family members before him, attending college and to continue named All-District, All-Confer- Corey intends to carry his base- with his interest in music while ence and All-Area in baseball. ball career into college. doing what he loves, playing In 2010, he even helped his team “I would like to go to baseball. to earn the state runner-up title. Michigan State University for a Photo by C. Coddington Though most baseball players preferred walk-on,” Corey said, don’t start serious training until concerning his plans for continu- W estword 16 Events April 1, 2011

Hey West Catholic! the creators of Despicable Pattinson. will be holding performanc- Guess what! It is finally Fri- Me and voiced by Russel But for those of you that es from April 22 to May 1. day and finally Spring Break! Brand, and Source Code, are more into watching Another on-stage per- If you are fortunate a “techno-thriller” about sports on the big screen, the formance that is coming to enough to be going any- a decorated soldier who Major League Baseball Grand Rapids is CHICAGO where over break, travel wakes up in another man’s season began yesterday, the musical. This Broadway safely and have a wonder- body. Other new movies, March 31. classic has been a show- ful time. Hopefully, you will Your Highness, Soul As far as concerts go, stopping, award-winning hit enjoy your time in warmer Surfer, Arthur and Born to country fans are in luck. for years and will be hosted weather than we’ve been Be Wild 3D, will be open for Although Kenny Chesney at the DeVos Place: DeVos having here in Michigan. viewing on April 8 . won’t be coming to the Van Performance Hall on May 10 However, if you are As it is has been done Andel Arena until May 7th, and May 11. spending your days off here with various other books, you will want to get tickets Despite the fact that in town, fear not. There are Sara Gruen’s novel Water as soon as you can. you might be filling your plenty of fun things going on for Elephants has been Other concert tickets to vacation days with all these to keep you in good spirits. made into a movie and watch out for include Celtic fun shows and concerts, re- For the movie buffs out will be premiering April Woman performing April member that it is still Lent, there, a number of new 22. Even if you haven’t 5th, the old-school tour of a time of fasting, alms giv- films are being released this read the book, if you are on our generation: New Kids ing, prayer and, of course, month. Just today, releases “Team Edward,” you’ll enjoy on the Block and Back- fish fries. include Hop, a comic from this drama starring Robert street Boys performing Once again, West Catho- May 26th. lic will be having weekly Both con- Fish Fry Fridays through- certs will be out Lent from 4:30PM to held at the 7:30PM. The tasty meals Van Andel include lake perch, potato, so get to the home-made coleslaw, bread, ticket booths dessert and beverage. A quickly to cheese pizza option is also buy your available. Prices range from tickets. a family price of $47, $9 for If West’s adults, $7 for seniors and production of students, $5 for children Godspell last over age five and free for month has children age five or under. left you crav- However you decide to ing another spend your Spring Break, on-stage per- be sure to take advantage formance, of every minute. Westword head over to wishes you safe travels, a the Civic The- relaxing week and a atre to catch Charlotte’s Happy April Web. Civic Fools’ Day!