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By Hyun Soo Kim he would not rush PBE. ASSOIATE NEWSEDITOR Other freshmen were not sur- Freshmen expressed mixed prised that incidents heightening views on the demonstration held racial tensions occurred at MIT. before Phi Beta Epsilon yesterday, Reginald Paulding '97 said, "This is which, according to Tommie A. like the real world where stuff like Henderson '95, one of the rally's that does happen. When I came here organizers, was to promote racial I was sort of open to rushing a fra- awareness on campus. ternity, but now I-don't think I Both Henderson and Michaei K. wlil."' Daly '94, president of PBE, said "I was aware of this [incident] that many freshmen had asked ques- before," said Martin Gilkes '97. "'I tions about the incident last spring heard about this last year, from a that precipitated the two-day person in PBE, who told me a dif- demonstration, when someone ferent account. I don't know who to shouted racial epithets from a PEE believe. I heard both accounts." window at four black students pass- Keith V. Bevans '95, another ing by. rally organizer, said, "A lot of peo- Daly declined to comment on ple have asked us and PBE ques- what effect the rally would have on tions about the incident. They'll PBE's rush. It was still too early to hear both sides of the story and will tell, he said. However, many fresh- make intelligent decisions on their men visiting PBE were very con- own. cerned about the incident, he added. Bevans added that some fresh- Freshman Juan C. Fuenmayor men are not interested in the issue expressed surprise at the incident of racial discrimination at MIT. last spring. He said, "You would "We are trying to raise the level of expect MIT to be focused on intelli- awareness, MIT needs to have a set A freshman checks into Clearlnghouse at McCormick Hall. Clearinghouse tracks freshman during gent matters. With people so smart policy to handle issues like this Residence and Orientation Week. here, it is surprising that such a stu- thing happened." He added that Protest, Page 6 L_ ,,, ------·Y -- -- -- I pid e~ I I -~ii ·--a - L_--~re · I III - ~I I -s - 9 - - Il Il I I III I =- - - ·- - - i 9 Elsevwhere Offers Escape from Rush By Eva Moy freshmen]*" some familiar faces from Project MOYA or Elsewhere NEWS EDITOR Because freshmen are not required to sign other freshmen that they have met so far at "Elsewhere" is more than just 15 years of in or out, Clearinghouse - and hence living MIT, Tsou said. Play-Doh and Legos. groups - will not able to locate them, Howe Elsewhere, located on the fifth floor reading added. Staffers trained to help Politcal room in the Student Center, has provided fresh- "I just want to get away from Rush for a little Elsewhere is staffed 24 hours a day by two By Eva Moy men with a relaxed, rush-free zone for 15 years while," said freshman Victor Y. Tsou. "I'm real- trained Elsewhere workers, Howe said. It NEWS EDITOR now, said Jo-Anne M. Kokoski '96, a Resi- ly, really tired, and I haven't gotten a lot of opened Friday afternoon and will continue until Like Elscwhere .... =!o_ denrce and Orien.ation Week worker at Else- sleep," said Tsou, commenting that Elsewhere is noon next Friday. where also offers a rush-free escape, where. a "nice, quiet place." Howe explained that workers chosen for Play-Doh, and a support system for "It's very important, especially for people "There are a lot of juvenile, regressive Elsewhere are "friendly people who are willing freshmen. who, say, are pressured to Rush but do not things" like puzzles, Kool Aid, and crayons to talk with freshmen." They undergo a manda- But the similarities stop there. want to do it," said Sara Howe '94, one of this "that I haven't seen in a while,"Tsou added. tory training session to try to prepare them in At Queer Elsewhere, students year's two Elsewhere coordinators. "You can talk to freshmen and upperclass- case of certain situations. For example, a few can get angry about the system with No Rush paraphernalia, including T-shirts men who are here with unbiased views," Adam years ago, a freshman was angry at being other gay, lesbian, and bisexual peo- or name tags representing living groups or W. Meyerson '97 said. Elsewhere also offers flushed came to Elsewhere and "tore up the ple. At Queer Elsewhere, people sororities, is allowed at Elsewhere, Howe said. an escape from persistent fraternities asking place," she said. don't assume the students who "People have been in and out," Kokoski freshmen to go on tours or visit, he added. Overall, it came together pretty well, Howe come in are straight. At Queer Else- said. "It seems to be pretty popular with [thle Elsewhere also allows students to meet said. where, the staffers tell students that they do not have to just accept homophobia. "Elsewhere thinks of itself as kind of a therapeutic recovery zone, which I think is very necessary. [But] Queer Elsewhere is for people who feel excluded and ostracized from all of Rush," said Jospeh A. Powers Jr. '92, one of the workers at Queer Elsewhere. "While Queer Elsewhere is empowering in a personal and polit- ical way, Elsewhere tends to person- alize psychological stress without making a critical political statement about the procedure of rush, and without providing a place where people can yell and exchange their anger with other people who are angry." "Some people have asked, 'If there's a Queer Elsewhere, why isn't there a Persons-of-color Else- where?' " Powers said. He thinks of the incident involving Phi Beta Epsilon "as symptomatic of the racism all over rush and the greek Students play a game of Rilsk while relaxing at Elsewhere. Puzles, games, crayons, markers, and toys are available for freshmen to play with. Elsewhere, located .on the fifth floor of the Student Centers is Intended to let freshmen get away from the hectic pace of nrush.

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Religious Leaders Gather' ~~World Ta=Iiaamen' ~~For Global Amrca JVEWSDA~ Y ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ HIAG l work r of h l HIm world are in on from around the King Alanc 8oteAvneet of religious leaders Of fClrdPo ~~~Thousands Religions, a week-c Lb ~ ~ ~~~ie Parliament of the World's Chicagothe for1993 among religious com- ChamponinRoer Jcko conclavethat will seek global cooperation has pro i long religious conflict, violence, rangingPresident Clinton led institutions and address I '~ ~ ~es month. recalled that the 1963 march munitiesand environlment. thsend care Conlgress next ~~~~ple, Civil AIDStheand Buddhism, Chris- ~~~ieal a dis t of of the 1964 religions including Baha'i, of After marching s~ ~ to~tance enactment Voting ~~~Representatives of ~~~reform,thousands ~~~~advocates from t h Act and the 1965 Judaism, Islam, Shintoism, e about seven blocks h~~~e Rights Wash- the fact Hinduism, Jainism, and ~~~~fromacross the country ~~~~enduredsti- the b a but deploredlie tianity,Confucianism, well American Indians co n Monument to asp~of~ Rightsts the Act, l im- are participating, as ~~~~flingheat gSaturday to ~~~mmemnorateington many color of your skin still and Zoroastrianism leaders. the Rev. Memorial, z~~~~ partici-that "the Dr. other indigenousspiritual leader, is among ~~~theanniversary 30th c~ ~~~~f Lincoln sh a chances in society. the exiled Tibetan Buddhist Jr.' s pantsmarch camped out under a~~~deitstrees, your unful- ~~~TheLama, D~alai Roman ~~~MartinLuther King ~~~~son or dan g dream still remains Mother Teresa, the cltheir proces-held p umbrellasui f~~~ledKing'stheir scheduledto speak at the event. partici- ~~~Washingtonxwith ~~~~wn PoolIerte fle. those winner, was schedulled to of t h ~~efeetLincoln in the Reflecting to and Nobel Peace Prize to trav- sigto~ sin the steps h~~ d i ur~day'smarchers appeared Catholicnun forced her to cancel plans ~~~memorial as temperatures lu~~~ring theSat recentbut bout with malaria soar edd black m iddle-class patea march c gather-muggy afternoon ~~~intobethe a largely prayer, workshops, ~~~Thelatter-day ~~~~ers, with a signifi- be marked by ceremony, ''jbpaejide9sof interspersed ~~~Thegathering will 2000 Revisited; What ~~~ingu the nder theme Colu m.biFiecrowd, nlumberof whites. performances. "Global ficul- et h The District of bla Flre ~~cant ~~~lecturesand cultural to address the dif and~an justice,"'included ~~~hnicgroups up sp i machinist, C. challenging religions Department set ~ rnkersOne retired white ~~~ShallWe Do?", a report presented . ~~~appealing for economic ernepower-~ al erlnk he came from generationsuxture will be adv oi attached to fire hydrants gCo-E. Rosengrant, said ~~~tiesffacing ~~~ment,steelworkers ~~~~catingbet- and man , "if we don't get cove n teachstitution- Avenue, eoplpfpYork, Pa., because ~~~ternational health ~~~rage, them to cX~e~~y out we're, going U.S. Out more. for dashed through at~0~ thingsdoff. straightened It Want ~~ersseeking ~~~funds were t ri old cycle of pover- Not Sure auto work ( , worriedDozens of marchers forto-ate have the same PaPama LOS~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~O ANGELES TIMES ~~~education and ~~~~ers mobile uunits Ameorth r heat exhaustion by injusticefior the younger gen- ~~aboutthe N ~~~ricanFree govern meent. poiitty and " en Yn Ther e wasvided by the D.C. ,n.eration. in The~nLtnAmrcraYtaiinly ~~~~~~~~~~~~~PNM crCfpoes ~~~TradeAgreement. ~~~eeven in t ( who was trdtioalyben'Yn u: The crowd settled hearPresident Clinton, Laysit's Amrianeshlase ~~~ananimal -fightsgroup u~~~rgingmore and t~~~oa atra kees,~Th cryoe!pnroathesteiof it's "Yankees pleriasesan e aj of music Vieyslalrd, as- forPanam theedays, ~~~respectfor fellow"our rt~~mhlings."combination 50 s.sp~sl;.croratrtha' Mieartha' I kstedaes appoahoe!" ofe7 1 0a merca rosterhe of about a 10-day family vaca- approachbaesfor the withdaa On~ ~ - Aug. 2s, 1963,,a~~~aof crowdT Kingcott g,eker widowconcluding in trops ndthecAsi othdate I th e Coretta S address the marchers cold feet. ~~~250,000spilled across l~~~eWashing- included le aader,~wido. tion did not, Panamanians are getting King's of"4 the famed civil rights sent a message to ~~~maCanal Treaties, ant end to American domi- ~~~tonMall to hear ;~ ~~historic I 1 anperson. But he that once demanded appea l theracial Rev. Joseph Lowery, president Attorney General ~~~Nationalist fervor Panama stands to lose, ~~HaveA Dream" !~ ~~for [ Led presidnthem through by economic reality. ma n the Southern Christian noerelayed his words: nance is being replaced hundreds of millions ~~~equality. Saturday's rchwere~ rcers, of j (<>inert Janet eadr Re , who thousands of jobs and ni Conference, who had have atleast in the short term, Command under ~~~considerably fewer in l~ and~~umber ship son of the South, I of the U.S. Southern c Kcings30 years ago in lea Ldingthe "As a racism ofdollars with the departure lessunited on a single cause;U.S. in my own lifetime how accords. t hi march. seen the the as citizens and offi- IParkPolice estimated h~~~eat crowdWashington of us down and how Panamanians--as well ns7,0 as in 1963 we ~havee ~a held all of us What worries many -is Panama's pla for "Today movement set all and elsewhere that president who offer -s leader-civil rights coea cialsth in Unitedie States unclear. Labor unions appeal ,-edhave to young Cinto said.e "We'e that withgo it remain in economic progress,' ' Coee,";"et free," a canalthe and the properties La Prensa, more thellargest contingents. ship e but clearly we've got by the newspaper cott told the march ers. "Butlong way, In a recent sur-vey published having Amneri- IIDetroit auto workeri D an BishopS King i to questioned supported that leadership m l uste comnlong waygo." 70 percent of Panamanians go, the dollar he came with his family"to we know in the crowd were than feel like, if the Americans said the people."' Most people troops remains."People Panamanians want up for jobos and just sticeand to from i be present when King can Balbina Herrera said. stand declaring that " ' econom-too young to goes," opposition legislator source of jobs, speak out against NAFT, PA,"which Lowery, ( electrifying speech in but fear losing a major still has n ot been delivered his their independence, she said, crisis. many unions fear willIu l ure Ameri-ic justice" : VenitaConway, an. auto in these times of economic told his listeners ;:"Thirty 1963. But opportunity and income can jobs to Mexico, wh hwages ere achieved, Southfield, Mich., said ago, we couldn't chi ieckinto worker from are lower. years tt to attend Saturday's Hilton and the Hya t. ~Todayshe wanted Marservserve A group of Minnesott a teachersthe chec l because her parents Alan we've got the fightto :kbut in, commemoration , DourouWle carried banners proclaimh ing: "Invest h~ part in the original march Uni - many of don'tus ~avethe had taken NAASSs Agenda in Education." The itedSteel too A Mayyundernine i IVEWSD Y ot- I to a boil I ilot ImpnJo.'ew z space agency, bringing By~~~ ~~annNtosweeh CalM up the heat on the U.S. and This effort has is turning the National Aeronautics BA e mnmentinefficiency. doubts about T~~~fE~TI OR SU lineU.S. importance somnelong-simmering experts say. taken n oaadditional Administration's performance, mission BCalM.RH'CaNnonD MS lition,he by Clin- Space with the Galileo of promises made t comes after problems and toeirvrn to meet in New Yo owith rk because for The Mars setback Space Telescope, LietheBATmanEon plans TV during the fight mirror in the Hubble the Prime Minister Aorihiro ton to Congress to to Jupiter, the misshapen of which have battered Japanese bill. The promise was weather satellite, all a while back Hosokawa. his budget cuts, theloss of a new be worse: Senate debate T-shirts that surfaced for additional spending And the timing could hardly face and in late auti tumnor search added agency's image. station is about to resume. showing Richard Nixon's Sometime chore that has been long-disputed space the Rested and winter, the presidentI plansto a difficult onfundinga NASA's of public support for the slogan, "Tan. early Gore's mandate. the very large reservoir did his a NATO summit in:F Brussels, to is the think"I that depleted," said Rep. Dick Ready," President Clinton attend care re fomi.This becoming dangerously sup- batteries. followed, possibi)ly,by a -Health to be space program is the space station who time re-charging his Belgium, a nldit never seems outspoken opponent of Colo,,with Moscow and a meeti tingwith big daddy, Zimmer, R-N.J., an He golfed in Vail, visit to the minds of the president forms of space exploration. and golf leg- President Boris N.N Yeltsin:. far from Clin- ports other Policy Instituteat George former President Ford Russian lady Hillaryr Rodham director of the Space loss of taught his In the midst of that, offici -ialssaid, or first task John Logsdon, thinks the potential end Jack Nicklaus. foi who chairs the presidlent's University in Washington, funding0 on a lake in president hopes to )rmulate ton, Washington to get space station daughter to water-ski the on health care reforrn. may make it harder in the Atlantic with Gen. John Shalil ikashvili, force radio Mars Observer to the space station, Arkansas, yachted along president, in his facing substantial challenge Kennedy handpicked candi(idatefor The NASA "was already Funding for a scaled-down Ocean with Jacqueline his new termed reforming health for the next decade." all over this of the Joint Chiefs i Staff,of address, of his itsmajor program by the House in June. Onassis and partied chairman re the "biggest challenge" I was narrowly approved pal Vernon Jordan. aconsistent, firm policy egarding care space station island with his administration. vacation ends, aggression in Bosnia.a. wave But now, as hris Serbian plans to unveil the first no a fulll plate, no quiuestion," He Clinton returns to Washington "It's of his plan in an address inlthe eyes one administration forei ,ignpoli- of specifics longer a new president said session of Congress some- and facing a cy official. to a joint of the American people in late September. ambitious as any The administration's primary time to policy agenda as d House officials appear history. however, is on Jomnestic White their president in recent emphasis, come to terms during stay ncarcd an. including the followit ing: have Onl 1riday, as his issues, with the notion that when rum Clinton pro- North America ranFree vacation IEELI hnmyEvaes end on this island, -The to Washington Sun- municane and said Agreement, or N84AFTA. Clinton returns I nounced himself "spoiled" Trade comes back with a subtly week. But his administratetion has day, he no U.S. Coast he wished he had another Although aura; namely, he. is At Ethe Southeast down, he also negotilated side agrpeezentis onennui- different Morgan as the week wound longer a new president. iByMichael he was ready to get ronmental and labor regulatlItions, he have seen indicated that The Amefican people STAFF MTEOROLOGIST faces opposition from congnrressional seen I going again. fail in Conlgress, they've was locat- issued a state- including House;eMajor- him cry Saturday the hurricane First, the president Democrats, They've seen him takes. As of noon Florida. 30th Richard Gephardtit,D-Mo. him succeed. of Hurricane Emily the east coast of central rnent to be read at Saturday's ity Leader the appointmnent miles (1285 km) east of (129 On Wash- inistration offEl icial said when he yanked ed about 800 had winds of 80 mph anniversary of the March One adm hurricane at that time sug5- Martin negotiations wi The intensifying The lastest forecast ington that commemorated that private was moving to the west-northlwest. the coast of and the causes he week between the Whit kph) and 240 miles (380 km) off Luther King Jr. this Emily will be some nearly 120 for. Gephardt. This official gests that morning with winds of lived and died and by 8 a.m. Monday will president found 'rsdentwas "optimisti as he South Carolina (226 kph). Hurricanle watches In addition, the in grim sympathy kph) gusts to 140 mph U.S. later a round of golf Gephardt examinest the side watched of mph (I194 southeast coast of the timne Friday between when to deal with the suicide for portions of the pre-tape his carefully, he mnight be struggled likely be issued and a sailing trip to agreemlents Vincent Foster Jr., and today. mnay to drop his opp,position. a close aide, south of our area, we weekly Saturday radio address. persuaded as he snapped at likely make landfall day, anc failed they've winced While Emily will and rain -later in the the quiet of this August But with businessman ld in public. effects from her -wind "In ca Junior aides still experience some much more com- reflect on what's happened presidential independent Candidate he said, after high pressure will provide as we can beatinr For better or worse, week. In the meantime, before heat and last several rnonths, we Ross Perot o~ut there igup on Day, it's no area today and tommorow, over the Hou this week or after Labor fortable weather for the together we've made a good the treaty daily, White Fuseoff- administra- on Tuesday. say that j ust willN longer "the new Clinton moisture arrive Winlds north- g, but the job has. cials say the president betravel- "the Clinton and delightfully pleasant. begi nnin our stumnp tion" bult simply, Today: Mostly sunny (27°C). the preside:nt said. "As ing the country, ming for ( 16-24 kph). High 80'F begun," and, administration." northwest 10> 15 mph 641F (17°'. Winds go back to school, NAF:TA approval. wound down, cmud #! -o!l. Lnw children I go Gover As his vacation Tunight: "k-learall after a great family vacation, -Reinventing rnment. to be reluctant to light. late. isthe task force he,aded by Clinton seemed A shower is possible back to work..." Thisis island, but eager to get clouds and warmr. 7-13 front, offi- Al G:oret1 that has leave this Monday: Increasing turning southwest at On -the foreign policy Vice President at the same time, Winds light southeast, plans -an govei,rnment back to work- High 83°F (28°C). cialIs said that Clintonl been interviewing ' ha said. 13-21 kph). to the-UJnited Re-attackiDing gov- "I'ns ready,' mph ( address in September workers infhopes L- August 29, 1993 THIE TECH Page 3 ______I· I_ WORLD__ & NATION I ------_ _-- 4:-

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61 0 1 6 a To Sit Out March NEWSDA Y 1 j4 WASHINGTON By Mike Clary nas, said Robert C. Sheets, director for plywood, used to board up win- Claiming that civil-rights organizers have turned their backs on SPECA4L TO THE LOS NGELES TIMES of the hurricane center. dows. At one point Saturday morn- the concerns of the urban poor, six representatives of a coalition of Sheets said Emily is a "fairly i,ng, 8-by-5feOt p!ywtewod sheets young urban activist groups said their coalition would not join in Sat- One year and four days after large system" with the potential to were selling at the rate of 600 an urday's 30th-anniversary March on Washington. Hurricane Andrew ripped into south- bring heavy rainfall. He said fore- hour, he said. The activists, representing the National Urban Peace and Justice ern Florida, anxiety ran up the East casters should be able to narrow Robert Bottoms, manager of a Movement, said they had instructed their 1,000 members from across Coast like an intensifying fever Sat- down where the stormnn will hit the supermarket in Palm Beach Gar- the country who had planned to join the march to stay at home urday as Hurricane Emily coast sometime Sunday. dens, Fla. said shoppers were stock- because problems of the inner cities were not being taken seriously approached from the Atlantic Ocean. By Saturday afternoon, forecast- ing up on "water, batteries, lamp oil, by the march organizers and none of their representatives was being Forecasters at the National Hur- ers had detected a northwesterly canned goods - the usual stuff." allowed to participate in the program. ricane Center here said Emily, the curve to the storm's path, and south- He said bottled water was selling up "We have been abandoned," said ShariffWillis, president of United for first full-blown hurricane of the sea- ern Florida seemed likely to dodge to six times faster than normal. Peace, an organization of youth gangs. "l don't want to be a part of a show. son, was at least two days away Emily. Forecasters said Emily is a typi- We want to sit at the table because we have worked inthe csommlunity." from striking land and that its target But neither time nor distance did cal hurricane for this time of the But Rep. John Lewis, D-Ga., one of the organizers of Saturday's could be anywhere between Miami much to assuage the fears of con- year, the peak of the tropical storm march, denied the charges. He said groups headed by young men like and Cape Hatteras, N.C. cerned coastal residents, especially season, and its path across the Willis "should not be discouraged from participating ....If anything Late Saturday, the storm was those thousands in southern Florida Atlantic is similar to that of we need to open up the process and broaden the participation. We moving west-northwest at 9 mph who lived through Andrew. Andrew. need to give them a way to vent their frustration and feel they are a and was about 900 miles east of the "People just aren't going to be Born as a wave of low pressure part of bringing about a change." central Florida coast and 400 miles caught unprepared again," said John off the coast of Africa on Aug. 16, south of Bermuda. Top winds were Ruf, manager of Home Depot in the storm was identified as a tropical estimated at 85 mph. Perrine, Fla., a store that was virtu- depression last Sunday, and gained Latest Jackson Thrluler: Hurricane watches may go up ally destroyed by Andrew on Aug. hurricane status Friday when its S;unday. Areas of concern ranged 24, 1992. winds topped 74 mph, the minimum WMll Michael Be Marketable? f'om central Florida to the Caroli- He said the largest demand was threshold. RTHEWASHINGTOM POST No matter what the outcome of allegations of child abuse against him, pop superstar Michael Jackson may be damaged goods as a celebrity endorser, according to some marketing experts. Bosnian Muslims Reject Partition While Sony Music and PepsiCo Inc. appear to be standing by him, Jackson's future as a celebrity spokesman is in question, said Gerri Pra Calln foar Mor . Nv.tnfiafinnlq Shafie!, vice president ,f Cel.,ebrF Endmeren Ne,:-/rk.t --- ~ ~ --. ~--~m v amm WMl dlPi V IIo V gm. OVIdlbWI· H ddll eib,,~llNW "I can't imagine any allegation that would be more devastating as By Kim Murphy Izetbegovic said in an emotional a step toward implementation of the far as endorsements are concerned," even if the allegations prove LOS AhGELES TIMES address to the assembly. peace plan by formally declaring an false, she said. A 13-year-old boy has told Los Angeles Children's SPLIT, CROATIA The current peace plan, drawn up independent Bosnian Croat republic, Services workers and police that Jackson grew increasingly sexually The Parliament of Bosnia-Herze- by Bosnian Serb and Croat leaders but indicated that they, too, would familiar with him over the course of a four-month relationship. govina Saturday rejected a formunla with Izetbegovic's reluctant partici- seek adjustments in the territorial The 34-year-old recording artist has denied the allegations, saying they for ethnic partition of the country but pation, calls for demilitarizing the map drawn up in Geneva. grew out of an extortion attempt, and published reports Friday said that Los urged fuirther peace talks, raising new country and creating three loosely "It is imperative that corrections be Angeles police have found no hard evidence to support the allegations. doubts about prospects for the inter- federated ethnic republics with a made," said Croat leader Mate Boban. Jackson's chief identification with a product is with Pepsi, with national community's only viable common presidency and foreign "There are details which are illogical." which he has a multimillion-dollar contract. Pepsi's rival, Coca-Cola plan for ending Bosnria's civil war. ministry. Citizens are guaranteed the Just how much more the Mus- Co., took a shot at Jackson in an advertisement that appeared in In an exhausting two-day session right to live anywhere in the country lims will demand may not be clear newspapers in Bangkok. Jackson had postponed concerts there in the capital of Sarajevo, the Mus- regardless of ethnic background. until Monday, when leaders of the Wednesday and Thursday, pleading illness and dehydration from the lim-led Parliament unanimously Bosnian Serb legislators, meeting three communities are scheduled to heat. The Coca-Cola ad, which was produced in Bangkok, said, agreed to continue peace talks in in Pale in the mountains above Sara- present their responses to interna- "Dehydrated?- There's Always Coke." Geneva this week in the hope of jevo, voted 55-14 for unconditional tional mediators Lord Owen and winning more territory and guaran- acceptance of the plan. It would force Thorvald Stoltenberg. The precise tees that provisions for reversing them to give up much of the land wording of the Bosnian Parlia- Arrest Made in Museum Slaying ethnic cleansing and protecting the they have gained during 17 months of ment's action was not to be released THE W,4SHINGTON POST country as an international entity war but award them the greatest share until Sunday. WASHINGTON will be implemented. of territory - about 52 percent, com- But there were indications that A veteran security officer for the Smithsonian Institution has been "We are asking for crucial pared to 30 percent for Muslims and the Muslim-led government would arrested in the fatal shooting of a cafeteria worker at the National Air changes. The international identity 18 percent for Croats. seek to improve its 30 percent share and Space Museum that stemmed from a love triangle, authorities of Bosnia-Herzegovina must be "We have all the conditions to of territory, perhaps to as much as said Saturday. affirmed," said Muhamed Filipovic, achieve a settlement without much 36 percent. Muslims are seeking The suspect, identified by police as Arva Faye Harris, 38, of Lan- a member of the government's dele- more talks if we all accept it in good access corridors to Muslim enclaves dover, Md., was charged with second-degree murder while armed. gation to the peace talks. faith, and I do hope we can imple- in eastern Bosnia and also a perma- She was arrested late Friday after being interviewed by homicide But while the Bosnian govern- ment it very soon," said Bosnian nent access to the sea. The plan per- detectives at D.C. police headquarters. ment's reservations about the plan Serb leader Radovan Karadzic, who mits them access to two ports. but Just before 7 a.m. Friday, Cheryl Marie Hawkins, 30, who worked threatened to throw new obstacles in prevailed over hard-line Serbs who both would be located in a neigh- for a food contractor, was found by a co-worker lying on the floor of the way of bringing peace to the objected to forfeiting Serbian mili- boring country, Croatia. the museum's employee cafeteria with three gunshot wounds to the embattled nation, there were clear tary gains in Bosnia. Fighting has been at a lull head, neck and abdomen. Hawkins, of Oxon Hill, Md., had been indications that government leaders Karadzic warned that "if the throughout Bosnia-Herzegovina dur- preparing meals in the kitchen of a cafeteria which was scheduled to I[ are abandoning their dream of a sin- Muslims do not accept the plan now, ing the past two days of parliamen- open 40 minutes later. gle multiethnic nation. every next map could only be worse tary discussions, and in an important Police sources who spoke on the condition of anonymity said that "They (the Serbs) still have for them, and in case the war contin- breakthrough in central Bosnia, part the shooting grew out of a love triangle and that Harris became angry 1,000 tanks against us, and if we ues, they will lose everything." of a U.N. aid convoy trapped by when she learned that she was being shunted aside. don't find a solution, Bosnia will be Croat leaders, meeting in the Muslim demonstrators in Mostar was Friday's slaying was the first inside a Smithsonian building since destroyed," Muslim President Alija central Bosnian town of Grude, took allowed to leave Saturday afternoon. February 1977, when a security guard at the Air and Space Museum c 4 was shot and killed by another guard while both were on duty. iFreshman Mass. Congressman When the EPA Starts Messing With Bear Spray, Alaskans Get Mad Faces Tough Call on NAFT A Vote THE WASHING,'ON POST ANCHORAGE, ALASKA I r By Gilbert A. Lewthwaite vide the Republicans with political or lose from the treaty. Opponents Big brown bears thunder through the deep woods, closing in on a F TlE BALTIMORE SUN ammunition for his next campaign. say the agreenment will cost Ameri- remote site where campers wait, ready to squirt the beasts. Pffffffft. A LOWELL, MASS. Meehan, 36, a freshman member can jobs and damage the environ- shot of cayenne pepper to the snout stops a 700-pound marauder in Representative Martin T. Mee- of Congress from the Fifth Congres- ment as pollution increases along his furry tracks. And then he is gone. r han is facing double jeopardy. Like sional District of Massachusetts, the Mexican border. Proponents In Alaska, people swear that this happens. dozens of other Democrats in Con- does not today know which way he counter that it will produce econom- So when the Environmental Protection Agency began messing gress he is about to be damned if he will vote on the treaty. ic growth, create jobs and make the with BearGuard and other pepper sprays, the Bear Affair began. It does, and damned if he does not. He remains torn between local U.S. more competitive against has triggered a flood of calls to Washington from angry Alaskans, a p His dilemma: whichever way he and national priorities, personal and Europe and Japan. tirade on the U.S. Senate floor and disputes at the Canadian border.

I· votes on the North American Trade presidential politics, and even So many Democrats are expect- "This may seem like a funny story," Sen. Frank H. Murkowski, R- " Agreement he creates a no-win between old and new industries in ed to vote against the treaty that Alaska, proclaimed in the Senate chamber in May as he told how the political scenario for himself. his home district. Clinton will have to rely on majority "long arm of the EPA had reached into the area of bear repellent." "The time is coming to ultimately This puts him in the eye of the lat- Republican support for approval. Using words such as "insane" and "mindless," he described this make what I think is a very tough est breaking political storm on Capi- NAFTA was negotiated under Presi- year's federal decree that yanked the popular spray off shelves. tol Hill as he and the 80 or so other P decision," he said, pondering his dent Bush, and refined under Cliln- Cayenne pepper spray could not be advertised as an animal repellent, undecided Democrats are targeted for ton, who insisted on tougher labor EPA officials said, because it had not been registered as a pesticide or r predicament in his district office in r this gracefully restored Victorian red conversion by both sides on the issue. and environmental safeguards. tested for effectiveness. brick town. "And there are enormous "Being undecided can hurt "I don't have any qualms about To Lyn Frandsen, this is one hullabaloo that has gotten out of pressures on both sides of the issue." more," he said. "It focuses more voting for a Republican initiative like hand. He works for the EPA's Region X, which oversees Alaska, and A "yes" vote will run against attention on you, and makes what this, and I want the administration to he thinks the agency was just trying to protect people. But the people majority sentiment among his work- you do seem more important." succeed,' said Meehan. "But right after did not appreciate it. "People were calling up and saying, 'What the ing class constituents, anger orga- The Clinton administration will NAFTA we have health care coming. hell are you doing taking our BearGuard away?' "he said. nized labor, and could cost him re- introduce legislation next month to On NAFTA, his final word was: Frandsen said there was no scientific proof that the $40 pepper election next year. transform the U.S., Canada and "It's going to be very, very interest- stopped charging bears. "We needed efficacy data," he said. "Some peo- A "no" vote could help deliver a Mexico into the world's largest free ing to see how it falls out. There are ple had shot the heads off charging bears and they still keep coming," so major defeat to President Clinton, trade zone with an annual joint eco- a lot of Democrats who aren't sure. EPA officials were concerned that inexperienced tourists might have a whose program he basically supports nomic output of $6.5 trillion. But no matter which way you vote, false sense of security, thinking a puffof pepper might save them. as a fellow "new Demnocrat" and That will unleash the final bitter you 'better'be able to forcefully aspiring agent, of change, and pro- ·fight .ver whether the U.S. wil gain articulate why:" - - - I B A.. 4 THE TIECH August 29, 1993 .Page"5- - . -.- . - - - -

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-a- --I _--------r------ III i Rus)t~lieettsivtor.1 ees -h,- - oe l'uth, Lessej RhetoricLesReicj Every freshman is greeted the same way at terrific choice. I did have some extra house- treats women poorly (come to think of it, the MIT: You were not admitted by mistake, you work to do as a freshman; I did have to spend ad hoc committee told you that all fraternities are told. "Each of you is here because we a week here during Independent Activities do) and you were interested in visiting that Period doing cleaning and maintenance; I did fraternity, you would, I trust, check the claim Chairman know that you have the intellectual capacity, the energy, the imagination, and the will to participate in a secret initiation ceremony. I for yourself. Fraternities are all selling some- Matthew H. Hersch '94 succeed," President Vest said to you. was not hazed, nor was any other freshman. I thing this week - and you should never trust It seems strange that many of the upper- never got drunk, nor did anyone expect me to. everything a salesman says. Editor in Chief classmen and administrators who run Resi- I made a lot of friends, worked on problem Suppose, though, that you went to the fra- sets into the wee hours of the morning, played temrnity and asked a few questions about how Jeremy Hylton '94 dence and Orientation Week - and a fair number of the people who don't like the way foosball. I took a road trip to Washington, women are treated by the fraternity. You They don't D.C. I got along with some of the people at might discover that the fraternity's attitudes Business Manager it's run - forgot that welcome. give you enough credit. ZBT. I didn't like some of the people. are not compatible with your own. Then bad Benjamin A. Tao G The wonderful thing about R/O Week here In short, 1 had an experience not unlike the mouthing, regardless of intent, would have is that you are given the freedom to choose experience a lot of people had in dormitories. saved you from a big mistake. Managing Editor where you want to live. Other colleges have Every living group will have some tension The IFC gag rule even limits what factual- between residents, every group has its tradi- ly true statements can be made about another Garlen C. Leung '95 computerized schemes that match up students who major in computer science or people who tions -look at the Burton Bombers or the fraternity. Only the barest facts about the inci- like Star Trek (hardly a discriminating factor Bexley anti-rush. dent at Phi Beta Epsilon, please, the IFC says NEWS STAFF at MIT). Here it's up to you to find some- One poster suggested the following course - otherwise it would be bad mouthing. Part of the logic at work here is that if you want to Editors: Karen Kaplan '93, Katherine where that you fit in. of events: "Get shitfaced ... Get hazed ... This kind of trash is know something - and you can't be told Shim '93, Sarah Y. Keightley '95, Eva Rush would be a lot better if the Ad Hoc Learn how to rape..." disappointing. There is no need to insult your because of the bad mouthing rules - then you Moy '95; Associate Editors: Eric Committee on an Informed Rush did not cover the campus in sensational posters about intelligence this way. If there are problems at can go to an administrator and ask him. Richard '95, Hyun Soo Kim '96, Michael A. ILGs and you probably have an easier time fraternities, they should be described fairly It is downright ridiculous to expect you to Saginaw '96; Staff: Rahul T. Rao '94, finding a living group if bad mouthing rules and accurately - then you can make an track down an administrator or someone else Trudy Liu '95, Matt Niamark '95, Ben did not limit what people can tell you about informed decision. not covered by the gag rule to unearth some of Reis '95, Nicole A. Sherry '95, Kevin independent living groups. As if the anti-fraternity rhetoric weren't the details of the incident at PBE or the theft Subramrnanya '95, Charu Chaudhry '96, The Ad Hoc Committee's name is some- bad enough, the Inter-Fraternity Council of $70,000 of computer equipment by some Deena Disraelly '96; Meteorologists: thing of a misnomer. The group promulgates strictly enforces a gag rule on all its members. brothers at another fraternity a few years ago. Michael C. Morgan G, Yeh-Kai Tung '93, every stereotype that you can imagine about If you're in a fraternity, you can't say any- You should have pretty easy access to this kind of inbrnmation. It's important. Arnold Seto '96, Marek Zebrowski. fraternities and sororities. Some of the frater- thing bad about another fraternity. This nities here are probably guilty of some of the stonewalling is as ill-advised as posters that To make matters worse, these administra- posters describe, portray only the ills of fraternities. tors probably are not available to talk to you. PRODUCTlONSTAFF things that the committee's but the committee's picture of fraternity life is Ostensibly, the bad mouthing rule prevents Neal H. Dorow, adviser to fraternitites and Editors: Vipul Bhushan G, Matthew E. wildly different than the one I saw during my a fraternity from lying about another group to independent living groups, made it clear to Kornosky '95, Michelle Sonu '96; Associate two years in a fraternity. convince you to stay at that fraternity or to one Tech reporter that he did not have any Editor: Teresa Lee '96; Staff: Sasha K. Admittedly, my experience in a fraternity keep you away from some other ILG. It's a time to answer questions - not even two minutes. Good luck tracking him down your- Wood '93, Chris Council '94, Ravi Dalal '96, is colored by the fact that I pledged Zeta Beta worthy enough goal to try to keep rush bias- is not very realistic. self. Rolf Rando '96, Vivian Tung '96; TEN Tau, which has no pledge period. That doesn't free, but it mean that freshmen are treated Spoon feeding you only the good side of Today fraternities will be extending bids. Director: Josh Hartmann '93. necessarily exactly the same as upperclassmen at ZBT, other ILGs compromises te basic premise of Trust your instincts and your judgement. I missed out on the pledging rush - that you are mature enough and intel- Don't believe everything you are told. It may OPINION STAFF but it does mean rituals of some fraternities. ligent enough to make your own decision. If be difficult to make an informed decision, but Editor: Michael K. Chung '94. 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"Instructions for crossing Group Meeting. Meetin Mu- 4:17p: Random Hall. Our first Rush bar- ents wear tap shoes! Learnthe coolest with twoprofessional comedians. "' 8:0Wp: Musical Theater Guild. The pika evening theCanadian Border... production of Tim becue is now beginning on our roofdeck. thingto doat MITon a sunday night! between acts, make yourself an icecream Epsilon Theta. ROADRALLY sical Theatre Guild's talk tosome of desire. for 9:35p: 'CHESS". Come see MITstudents Eatsome good food and 4926983' sunday as large as your eyes CONTINUES. "OK... now I'm sure Rice's Pi Lan.Make a runfor the border - at 232-3257 or 232-3258.* musical theatre. Tickets are $4 ourdorm members.* 6:09p: ride callRick we're lost. . . "* perform ID and $5 for all 4:22p: TEOP.Water WarII. Once again, Texas border! Chow down at our Tex 8:00p: AAO. Tours of Bostorn/arvard FOOD!!! 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Our annual left in the fridge, ifyou can convince WHITES, but we can't tell you who'll be 10:00a: 10:00 am MIT Theta. Fire escape tour! is beginning in the Monday's breakfast!)* told you, we'd Mass' 4:33p: Epsilon Star Trek marathon isha to surrender a leading the REDS. If we - 4:00 pm Meet Mike (your favorite Fire and Safety with a showing of Siar Trek 8:00p: Chi Phi. Come to Chi Phi for But don't worry, Grisha 1:00p: Tours. 1:00 pm Let basement Our meet have to kill you. Center Steps Freedom Trail Officer and mine) show you our means of VI: The Undiscovered Country. relaxing evening. Tour the house, will be here to protect you.* on Student And as we explore the Tour Remember American History in High egress. If you're good, he might letyou marathon will continue all evening. the brothers, orjoin us 10:00p: pika. We're leaving for a short, hike the Freedom Trail fire hat.. he a Star ,rekfan, we still are points of Boston at night. Come School? Well, try on the red ifyou arer-lt finer for a ciandestine, uroan adventure! and relive the days of Samuel Adams and 5:00p: Anl. SUBS Galore... Subs can having our barbecue on the roofdeck with 8:00p: OKE. Join Brother Lichtenthal along and retrieve anincredible treasure!' Paul Revere-and see if vour class did in Private Dining Room 3 of ot food.* trip to Catch aRising Star in Boston's The- East Campus. FRED's Movies in (Cancelled ifrain.)* be found lots Are you Women 10:00p: anything for you! the Student Center, with MIT's NEWEST 6:22p: TEO. CHINESE DINNER. atre District. This is the special the Courtyard. Popcorn provided.' 5:00p: 5:0 pm MIT Chapel Catholic Mass' with chopsticks? Well, it doesn't mat- inBoston show, so you don't want to miss Fenway House. David's mom's Sexual Identity. sponsors Queer-, FRATERNITY.* deft 536- 10:01p: 8:00p: bet- 5:00p: AAO. Amusement Park - Roller ter, because we have lots of forks, too. As it. Call for a ride to SKULLHOUSE: amazing Red Velvet Cake. Not to be Elsewhere. 14E-304 until 2am. You cotton candy, water rides, and vegetarian alternatives are avail- 3683.** ter work!' coasters, always, by missed! 437-1043' SIX all kinds of carnival games; yes, we've able. This is Chinese food cherished 8:00p: Nu Delta. BOAT CRUISE! 10:06p: Number Six. CLUB Canobie Lake Amusement 262-5090 for rides."* 8:02p: 01KI.. Rack 'amup against the broth- reserved the all sentients. Granny take a trip continues...' Park completely for ourselves! And out 6:30p: Fenway House. Dinner! ers of SKULLHOUSE as we 10:09p: Russian House. DODGEBALL of our hearts, we're let- Berlandi's famous spaghetti. 437-1043.* down Landsdowne St. to Jillian's for the WHITES are ahead by 3. ofthe goodness by for wear de- UPDATE: ting anyone else come in as well. Call 6:30p: Chi Phi. Still hungry? Come some pool. Make sure you Better hurry!* Announcement for a ride to the home-made brownies.** cent clothes, there's a dress code. Call 10:17p: Random Hall. Our second mushy 5-SCREAM (576-2792) some to a ride: 536- 2nd rides.*- 6:37p: pika. ok... i've got 12 minutes SKULLHOUSE for details or movie, When Harry Met Sally..., is now THURSDAY, September Dinner entries and then Remember, it's There Will be a Mandatory program for all 5:00p: Delta Upsilon. Lobster make 10 more amusing 3683.** starting on the roofdeck. Freshmenat 5PM in Kresge. Stay tuned for 5:00p: Next House. Play Ball!!! Work up I have to spackly about 26 holes... yay! 8:06p: pika. According to the cards, George being shown on a projection TV.' so that you can eat stir frywith see how great our house looks!* is going to be doing Tarot readings in the 10:22p: TEO. You're tired. Even if you more information. an appetite Come during Come find out the us at 6!* 6:38p: Fenway House. Mastication murphlet tonight. way neat. aren't, we are. Help us close Chi. Sigma Chi Harbor Call for a ride.* out what freshman year holds for you. in style at Steve's Ice Cream. A dial 100 from any MIT 5:00p: Sigma dinner! evening hurt In case of emergency, We'll be enjoying some great 6:38p: pika. more veggie food at pika... 492-6983* stomach full of dairy products never phone. Other important numbers: Cruise. LEAVING for a private of us who are food, music, and conversation as we including vegan egrolls .... don't know 8:15p: Theta Xi. anyone (except for those Campus Police: 253-1212 sun set along the Boston a vegan is? Come visit, we'll tell Boston harbor cruise. The cruise pro- intolerant). 262-5090 for rides." Med Center Emergency: 253-1311 watch the what Boston sky- lactose with our Skyline. you! and feed you yummy food at the vides a beautiful view of the 10:24p: Burton-Conner. Boogie R/O Center: 253-2500 Theta. UNO'S PIZZA- same time!, at night. Enjoy the serenity of the pick up your tie-dye. UAA: 253-6772 5:00p: Phi Delta line It's DJ, plus chas- 253-8800 and sample all the varieties of 6:53p: Student House. We don't have water while dancing and socializing. 10:30p: AAe. Ice Cream Tour -Stop Nightline: Come and Freshmen with the mu- some of Boston's very best pizza (in a professional chef, we don't have indi- a favorite among Brothers ing after the ice cream truck opinion). There will be vidual phone lines in each room, and we alike. sic box version of "Stairway to Heaven." my humble par- Fried Green Toma- the big The Daily Confusion Prima Pepperoni, Chicken Fajita, Veggie, don't throw lavish, all-you-can-drink 8:17p: Random Hall. Come with us as we hit all Editors: Lana Luoma, Celia Huey more. about it. 247-0506.' toes, the first of our mushy movies is now Steve's, Toscanini's, Baskin Rob- Cheese & Tomato, and ties. Think shown on our names: 7-11. Call a listing 5:02p: La Maison Fran:aise. Nous con- 6:58p: WILG. WHO DUN IT? The murderer starting on our roofdeck, bin's, Herrell's, and yes, even NOTE: Asingle asterisk (') following votre ha- Come join us for our Mys- wonderful projection TV, if we ever get it 5-MM-GOOD (576-2792) to join us.*" a coed or female living group. A tinuons a cuisiner... demontrez is still at large! our wall indicates to la cuisine! Nous serons au tery Cafe. You'll be a little behind in the set up. And you can still paint 10:32p: Burton-Conner. VIDEO double asterisk (*') indicates an activity bilet6 dans to movies)' cordially invited. 5ibme 6tage de New House 6.* action, but your tablemates will be sure mural.* MARATHON!!!!!!!!! (actually which women are _ II I 9 I-

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Residence 8:30a: McCormick. Get your day off to a your swimsuits, because you never know 12:00p: Senior House. BB1Q& Ramen 1:06p: Fenway House. Coed extremely great start with breakfast at McCormick.* what may happen... Lunch in the Courtyard* clothed twister. Come put on our winter 8:57a: WILG. Waffles Waffles Waffles!l 10:17a: Random Hall. Tours, tours, tours, 12:00p: Theta Xi. LEAVING for CANOE clothes and play with us. 437-1043.* All day: Epsilon Theta. Visit ET's amazing What could be better way to start Sun- tours Tours, tours, tours, tours Come and trip. The canoe trip lets you see a side of 1:06p: Epsilon Theta. The Epsilon Theta pets. See Jennifer's Tolkeinesque rats, day than a waffle piled with strawberries meet us.* Boston that is not well known, the great Lecture and Workshop Senes presents Galadriel Qiswa and Gollum! Catch and whipped cream? If your answer is 10:22a: TEe. Late Riser's Coffee Hour. outdoors. We start the afternoon by ca- 'A Workshop on the Imitation of Beth.' a glimpse of Rachel's emphatically fresh fruit salad, don't worry - we'll have Come over to TEP for coffee, doughnuts, noeing to a pleasant pcinic spot where Special sessions on giggling, patting, and non-fuzzy python, Madsion, or her new that, too! Call 253-6799 or 354-1263 for bagels and cream cheese. Plus special we wil relax and have a barbecue. Also, physics humor. World renowned guest iguana, Berkeley! Learn the secret hiding a ride.' full-color appearances by Dilbert, Robot- there will be soccer, football, volleyball, speakers.* places of Andy's grumpy turtle, Carolina! 8:57a: Chi Phi. Hungry? Join us at Chi man, and Zippy.** frisbee, and wiff e-ball among other things 1:07p: Next House. Sick of the BBQ's? Call 734-9211 or MIT extension 3-888 Phi for blueberry pancakes and sausage, 10:26a: Fenway House. We've got lots of to do. Come eat tacos and tortillas with us and for a ride.* complete with fruit, pastries, and fruit long pieces of chalk and lots of sidewalks 12:00p: Epsilon Theta. TACO BUFFET. hang around till the ....TANK!l! (see 2:OOp All day: WILG. Day three and we're still juice.*" to shorten them on. Call for a ride. 437- Look at all these fabulous prizes! Amaz- below)* going!! (sleep? what's sleep?) Stop by 1:08p: Fenway House. Twister degener- anytime - for a specific event, or just to 8:58a: Spanish House. Buenos Dias! Fuel 1043.* ing taco shellsl Mounds of glorious yourselves up for another Rush day by 10:30a: OKO. Reason #72 to visit: If you shredded cheesel Lettuce like you've ates into moo-moo twister. 437-1043.* hang out! No invitations necessary, and 1:17p: Random Hall. Tired of reality of house tours are still being given! Call 253- waking up to another awesome breakfast like to sleep in you can still go out for never seen before! Beef and bean fill- served by La Casa. We'll be waiting for dim sum with us. Hai Po himself will be ings! Call 3-8888 to redeem your winning Rush? We're going on a trip to the Virtual 6799 or 354-1263 for a ride.* Reality festival at the Workl Trade Center All day: Next House. Welcome to the JUN- ou at the first floor of House 3 in New makingqat least three different trips. numbers.* House.* 10:36a: NumberSix. GEORGES ISLAND 12:00p: fii. Trip to Wellesley/Windsurfing, in Boston. Try out all the virtual reality GLE!!! Part through the Iona grasses 9:00a: an. Come by a play some volleyball Cruise to a remote island in Boston Har- Mountain Biking. rides!* and find VOLLEYBALL, MOVIES., MU- with MITs NEWEST FRATERNITY. Drop bor for soccer, croquet, and a picnic. In 12:00p: Next House. LUNCHTIMEtiff 1:20p: pika. Well, the mess is made and the SiC, FRIENDLY PEOPLE, and FOOD by Private Dining Room 3 in the Student case of rain, join us for the Science Mu- Make your own tacos and tortillas (bean oooooooooooooobleck is drying up... but waiting for you ALL DAY at Next House!' Center anytime. seum laser show or the MFA. Vans leave OR beef) with us. A great South of the if you ask Scott really nice, he may make All day: pika. The black light room... a a new batch just for you... Rediscover the cave you can crawl into, sit on a beanbag 9:00a: eKO. Grab a few friends and head at 11, and 12.* Border meal!' on over. Groups will be leaving for Chi- 10:43a: WILG. Ready to see the city, but 12:00p: Baker House. Baker House Sun- jys of goo at pikal' chair and doodle on the walls in floures- 1:22p: TEeP. Come gawk at Beemer's pur- cent crayons. Life doesn't get much bet- natown all morning for dim sum. It'll be a don't want to do it by foot? Join us day Brunch Because like you'd really get BLAAAST. 437-7795. for a Trolley Tour of Boston! Learn all up for Sunday Breakfast...* ple beard. We have extra dye.'* ter than this: 492-6983* 9:00a: Epsilon Theta. DUCK FEEDING. about the city from an experienced tour 12:00p: MacGregor. /bf Dunk the House- 1:24p: pika. The Zoooooo, the zoooooo.... All day: Chi Phi. In 1884, Govemor An- moooo mooooo moocooo.... emus and drew's son spared no expense when he Take a walk to the Duck Pond, just blocks guide. Seats may be somewhat limited masters! Come throw tennis balls at our aways. Quiet and peaceful, it's an anti- (first come first served). Call for a ride to Housemasters and see if you can get you... whoo who< whoo. Giraffes. Zoo built his mansion, now home for M.I.T.'s trip soon. Call us. We'll come get yooooo. oldest fraternity. Come to Chi Phi for a dote for stress any time. Call 3-8888 for WILG 253-6799 or 354-1263.* them wet! Afterward, stay for our BBQ a ride.* 10:45a: Pi Lam. Take a Trolley Tour of cookout with our very own Chef Coco.' 492-6983.' tour of the house and an introduction to 1:28p: Burton-Conner. Want a tie-dye the folks who call it home.*- 9:00a: Burton-Conner. Doing anything? Boston, Pi Lam style. Check out the local 12:00p: KZ. Shish-Kabobs* We're still watching movies.' breweries, women's colleges, and all the 12:00p: Chi Phi. Ever eaten a five-foot cap? You've come to the right place.* All day: Student House. It's Murder Mys- 1:30p: WILG. Oh, the life of a bird! Have tery Day at Student House! Come over 9:00a: fiji. Hot Breakfast. other interesting sights of Boston. Call sandwich? Me neither. But with your 9:00a: Next House. Breakfast is 267-ROCK for a ride. help, I bet the brothers of Chi Phi and ou ever wondered what it was like to be a andparticipate in an original murder mys- bird tery by Jenise Bushman. It will last ap- served.... Come pile piping hot pan- 10:57a: pika. ok... so maybe it's brunch their friends could manage. To top it off, floating gracefully in a pond? Find out cakes on your platter at Next!' now... but wouldn't a right and fluffy try some of our chef's New England clam as WILG goes to the Boston Commons for proximately one hour, and will take place rides several times during the day, beginning 9:00a: MacGregor. Have breakfast with omelette really hit the spot? What if it was chowder.** in the swan boats! Call 253-6799 at 1 pm. So, come over at noon and en- MacGregor residents before starting your spelled ommmmmIlIlleeeettteeee? either 12:00p: eKI. Enter activity description. or 354-1263 for a ride.' joy the Swedish lunch, and then test your day.* way, the french toast looks tasty too: pika End with control-D or a dot on a line by 1:30p: pika. The zooooooo is a place with sleuthing skills in an exciting whodunnit 9:00a: OKZ. Come on over to SKULL- 4926983* itself. Miss our Beach Trip. Well, you lots of animals... some of them smell... drama. Phone 247-0506 for details or for HOUSE and enjoy a fresh breakfast, 11:00a: Z-. Become a weekend warrior! are still in luck, because there are stili a some of them fly... some of them eat a ride.' made to order, by our fabulous alumni. Grab your camos and dog tags and come few people over at SKULLHOUSE hang- grass... some of them roll in mud... some 5:00a: Senior House. HEAVY METAL Call for a ride: 536-3683.** along with us to New England's finest ing out and trying to get tans on the front of them are very large... some are cute ESPRESSO BREAKFAST: Join us in 9:00a: Student House. Breakfast at Stu- paintball facility for a day of paint pellet lawn. Come on over and see if you can and furry... some are large and have no dent House! Come over and eat BLTs in combat in the woods. 661-4111. scavenge some food. Call for a ride: 536- fur and are called hippopotami! So come Towers for some hardcore caffination in on over to pika, 'cause we're headed for a hardcore state of mind. Bum effigies of the comfortable surroundings of the Stu- 11:00a: ZBT. Tired? Pumped up for a iit- 683.*6 Bevis and Butthead at 7:00 or so..o dent House front hall and parlor. 247- tlie Ultimate Frisbee or Softball? Join us 12:00p: Student House. Come on over to the Franklin Park Zoooooooo - If you re- for a ,nircoo At c=nir I -r- Andersnn Prk~ a!!y MeantA t ypw ouc *a_-,.- sw4E.yi *. .3 GIEln > a"^a 5:22a: Tir-0. Ichthyuosaur Figshin, on the Siudeni House for an authentic Swedish Charles. Bring your poles, nets, and trilo- 9:00a: East Campus. Sleep in. Yes, that's in Brookline. calt Rick 232-3257 or 232- luncheon. 247-0506 for a ride.' of Peach Punch or Fresca or some other bites for bait." right - there won't be anyone here. So 3258 for rides."* 12:00p: East Campus, Live music, fod, canned beverage to sip on as you view 5:30a: AKE. come Go-carting, miniature don't even bother showing up.. 11:00a: eKe. Roof Fest! Tired of fancy and games. Come socialize with native the gnuuuuuuus at the zoooooooo! Whoo golfing, and bumper boating with us and 9:00a: Nu Delta. Relaxed breakfast at the foods? Come by, relax, and enjoy the ECers in their indigenous habitat.' whoo!! 492-6983 for a ride* STARLAND and see ifthey kick us off the house view from our roofdeck as we grill some 12:01p: La Maison Franrgaise. Jouons au 1:48p: Fenway House. Bad music de- go-carts two years in a row.** 9:05a: La Maison Fran:aise. Pourquoi ne good ole burgers and dogs. 437-7795 Frisbee au 'Boston Commons," un grad struction session. Help us decide which 5:30a: Student House. The Student pas manger avec nous ce matin? Nous 1 1:00a: AA(e. Fun in the Sun - Join the parc public au centre de Boston. S'il records may live. Sledgehammer op- House Accu-Weather Forecast: vous semrirons du lait, des crepes, des Brothers and friends of Alpha Delta Phi pleut, nous irons au Musee de Beaux- tional. 437-1043.* Chance of' showers. Highs in the croissants, des fruits... Rencontrez-nous in a cookout at Hopkington Park. Toss Arts. Rendez-vous au 5ibme 6tage de 2:M0p: eKE. Ready to get away from the 80s. Lows tonight in the upper 60s.* dans notre salon, au 5ibme stage de New around the football, the volleyball, the fris- New House 6.^ MIT scene? Come see, hear, and taste 6:22a: TEe. Us? You? Awake this early?! House 6.* bee, and maybe even the Rush Chair and 12:06p: Number Six. LUNCH AT NUM- what the city of Boston has to offer. Sev- Ha! Thumb your nose at the sunrise and 9:06a: Pi Lam. C'mon over for Chef Ches- the President. We hear the lake is ex- BER SIX CLUB' eral different outings are being planned. hit your snooze button. We'll have break- ley's Southem-style breakfast.-* tremely cold this time of year (Hint hint) 12:08p: Burton-Conner. Popcom, soda, Call for rides. 437-7795 fast around 9:22-ish.** 9:06a: Number Six. HOT/COLD BREAK- Call 5-GETHIM (576-2792) to save your- movies, and relaxation ...... * 2:00p: Epsilon Theta. Rollerblading, biby- 6:30a: Nu Delta. Dinner served at the FAST Freshly baked sticky buns, fruit, self a spot.** 12:17p: Random Hall. Did you know that cling, canoeing, and much more. .. fun house. bagels, muffins ...... 1:00a: Phi Beta. ThE sEml-aUtOrnAtIc there are beaches in Boston? Come whether you're athletic or not. Some of us 7:00a: IN. Breakfast anyone?? How about 9:14a: pika. yep, we're still cooking... there ExPeRiEnCe Of A llfEtimE! Paint Ball over to Random, and we'll take you on have never been on skates before! Call sone doughnuts and milk. Private Dining is an entrance fee to pika consisting of SURVIVAL. Have fun storming the an expedition to Singing Beach. And if 3-8888 for a ride.' Room 3 in the Student Center.* one large appetite and the ability to look castle.' you're still hungry, we still have sandwich 2:00p: WILG. We did all the work earlier in 7:00a: A. Pancake Breakfast - Watch Shot 'Round the World, check out the for- our secret ingredient! pika 492-6983' Chad as he channels the spirits of Julia mer USSR). For lunch, we'll have plenty 11:1 8a: AEn. We're going up the river! Join 437-1043.* us for an action-packed, fun-filled canoe 12:59p: Spanish House. Buenas Tardesl 2:14p: Epsilon Theta. Games, games, Child and the Frugal Gourmet AND the of hoagies, unless John forgets again. Wouldn't some fajitas or tacos sound Swedish Chef to make you a fine break- CAUT!ON: YOU MAY GET WET ON trip and picnic, way up where the mighty games! Cosmic Encounter, Cathedral, Charles river flows clean and pure. (at good right about now? If so, drop by Pinochle, and Abusive Pictionary (ever fast. What? They're still alive and one's a THIS RIDE Spanish House and chow down! We'll muppet? Minor technicalities. Come get 9'45a: eKE. Join Brothers Calderon and least as clean and pure as the Chuck tried drawing "ambivalent?).* Garbes for Sunday morning Catholic Ser- gets) Call 247-3170 to get in on the fun. be slaving over the stove on the first floor 2:16p: Burton-Conner. Pop or Soda?? our MONSTER pancakes, complete with of House 3 in New House.* your choice of strawberries, bananas, vices at the MIT Chapel. Call for a ride 11:22a: TEe. Arbor-eat-urn. Come to the Whichever you prefer, drink some with us over to SKULLHOUSE and walk across Arnold Arboretum for a gorgeous day 12:59p: WILG. Sunday SUNDAES!! What at the Video Marathon.* chocolate chips, or blueberries. Call 5- a better way to cool off on a hot Sunday BISQUIK (576-2792) to claim a delicious the beautiful Harvard Bridge, or just meet spent rolling in the sun, playing crab ulti- 2:17p: Random Hall. Join Erika making mate and funnelating fruit in the air. Yurn afternoon than with HOMEMADE ice- jewlery with femo clay. Let your creative meal.*- us there. 536-3683.'* cream sundaes? Help prepare it and 8:00a: Delta Upsilon. Brunch. 10:00a: ZT. Only the Hyatt can top the Sun- yum yum picnic lunch with vegetarian al- impulses loose here at Random Hall.* 8:00a: Epsilon Theta. BREAKFAST IS day Brunch that we're serving today. Call ternativeo 262-5090 for rides.** choose YOUR favorite flavor! Call 253- 2:22p: TEe. Frolic like you were a kid again 661-4111 for a ride.** 11:25a: Fenway House. Tofu and lots of 6799 or 354-1263 for a ride.' at the Children's Museum. See the golf SERVED. Start your day with cereal, or- 1:00p: OKe. Do you like the smell of paint ange juice, eggs, pancakes, or hash 10:00a: AKE. come with us on our annual things beginning with T for lunch. Tapi- ball roller coaster. Experience the wonder canoe trip on the Ipswich river where we oca pudding for dessert. 437-1043 taste balls in the afternoon? We'll be going to of giant bubbles. Farticipate in the 3-D browns. Call 3-8888 for a ride.* one of the best paintball establishments in 8:00a: Phi Beta. Join the CREPE FEST!!! use the canoes as bumper boats. sensations.* maze and the small intestine pull! 262- Strawberries, bluberries, raspberries, and 10:00a: Epsilon Theta. REN AND 11:30a: Russian House. Come watch New England. Limited number of people. 5090 for rides.-* the ever famous shnozberries. We are STIMPY FESTIVAL! Come see why "Moscow on the Hudson" at "Moscow on 437-7795 2:30p: SeniorHouse. COMPUTER STON- the dreamers of dreams.' this is Charles's "favorite show in the the Charles!" Chairs, popcorn, and drinks 1:00p: AAb. Weightlifting - Come weightlift ING: Destroy them before their seething 8:00a: Phi Delta Theta. PANCAKE whoooooooole world!" Cuddle with his will be provided!' with Brother Chris, the guy who taught influence dominates you!!!* stuffed Stimpy. Free admission for kids 1,:30a: Student House. Did you miss the Hans and Frans how to pump iron. 2:30p: Chi Phi. Ever bowled a 300? A BREAKFAST- Beef up with a big break- i fast of pancakes + fruit compotes, egss, under thirty. Call 3-8888 for a ride.* Revere Beach trip? Don't worry, it's not Whether you lift a thousand pounds 200? Ok, maybe 100 is a more reason- bacon, and sausage. Certain to stave off 10:00a: Russian House. Midwestern-styie too late to join us for a nice walk on the daily or just your pencil every once in a able goal. Join us at Chi Phi as we show your hunger until lunchtime. breakfast. (Midwestern Ukranian, that Esplanade. Call 247-0506.* while, you're welcome to join us! Call off our Bowling skills (NOT!) on a trip to a i 8:00a: Chi Phi. Interested In an early- isij Come join the wild russkis for biini, i i :32a: Burion-Conner. Come tie dye with 5-BAR1DCLL (576-2792) for a ride over.* local alley. i morning jog? Come to Chi Phi and grenka, etc.! (Don't worry, American spe- us! Use one of our t-shirts, or bring your 1:00p: Pi Lam. Bowling, take your pick. 2:30p: East Campus. The First Annual accompany some of the brothers on a cialities will also be available!)* own!* Candlepin bowling, the most popular East Campus 500. Bring an extra pair of i sport in Boston, or ten-pin bowling, the scenic jogilng tour of Boston. 10:00a: German House. Join German 11:43a: pika. ok... rnoming food is almost running shoes and a two-person pit crew.* E 8:05a: WILG. Feeling a little bit weighed House for a true Continental Breakfast! over, but begging will get a last bite... kind ou're used to. Novices and pros 2:31p: plka. Corne visit largest necropolis i down from all that super food you've been You'll find fresh fruit, croissants, muffins, brunch at pika continues... 492-6983* are al welcome.** in Cambridge! Join Liz and Walter as we II eating? Start oft the day with a fun run by orange juice, coffee, and more. See you 11:54a: Pi Lam. Pi Lam Deli is now open. 1:00p: MacGregor. Have hamburgers and search for our ancestors. 492-6983' Im there!* hot dogs prepared with our very own chef 2:32p: Burton-Conner. Don't miss your the Charles. You set the pace! (provided Heaping sandwiches of turkey, ham, roast m we can keep up with you!) Call 253-6799 10:00a: Chi Phi. Need to find a church in beef, cheese, whatever. Delicious!** Coco. Try your hand at getting MacGre- chance to tie dye in style.' i or 354-1263 for a ride.* Boston? Accompany some brothers of 11:55a: Epsilon Theta. FIRST BELL! gor residents wet at our dunk tank. Cotton 2:45p: Senior House. DISCO DROP: i 8:13a: pika. with a snap of his wrist, James Chi Phi as they worship at the beautiful, Tacos in just five minutes.* candy for everyone!' BOOM!!! Come on, you know you hate E tosses the omelette gracefully into the air. historic Park Street Church. 11:55a: WILLG. Ready for some SUNSHINE 1:00p: pika. Again, dangerous Pirates. it.* a It arcs in a perfect parabola, misses your 10:00a: OKY;. Not the religious type? Then in the great outdoors? Come PICNIC with Join rif and fletcher on their never-ending 2:50p: pika. look ahead to the entry at Flate and lands with a *SPLAT* on the join the brothers of SKULLHOUSE in us on the Boston Commons at the Public caffeine high. Raid the pantry. Slay 3:03pm.... if you want an early taste, floor. Don't worry, he'll make you another. some pick-up soccer in the Fens. A great Garden! We'll have food, frisbee and fun! the enemy, Drink and be merry. Enjoy or even just first crack, you might want With Ihe works if you want. pika 492- thing to do early on a Sunday Morning. We'll also be taking rides on the swan a seemingly endless stream of upbeat, to show up now... shhhhhh! pika 6983* Call for a ride to the house: 536-3683.' boats! Call 253-6799 or 354-1263 for a happy techno. Don't you get it? Pirates! 492dash6983* 8:30a: Phi Sig. PHI SIG. In the mood for 10:00a: Nu Delta. House Wellesley picnic. ride to WILG.* Avast ye scurvy dog! pika, 492-6983* 2:56p: Burton-Conner. Watch our a hearty New England breakfast? Stop We'll pack the BBQ. 11:57a: Fenway House. Movies, movies, 1:00p: Student House. The butler did it! gourmet chef flip burgers.* by Phi Sig for eggs to order, sausage, 10:01a: German House. Komm und and more movies. 437-1043' Come participate in an original murder 2:58p: WILG. Missing messages? Come hash browns, cereal, toast, OJ, coffee iss mit uns ein authentisches deutsches 11:59a: WlLG,.Yep - it's getting to be that mystery by Jenise Bushman. Call 247- make your own personalized memo and more. Need a ride? Call 375- Fruestueck. Du kannst mit uns auch time again. Relax while joining us for a 0506 for a ride.' board for your new room! Call 253-6799 9172/9176/9177 or 267-2199. Deutsch sprechen!? simple but delicious lunch of subs and 1:00p: East Campus. Live music, food, or 354-1263 for a ride.' 8:30a: Theta Xi. Come over to Theta Xi 10:02a: Next House. Flapjack Flipping is salads! Call 253-6799 or 354-1263 for a and games. Come socialize with native 3:00p: Ado. BASKETBALL - Need we say for a BUFFET BREAKFAST. There will still on ....come and get it!* ride.* ECers in their indigenous habitat.* more? Yes, we do. Come strut your stuff, be sometming ior everybody. We'll have 10:02a: pika. We've still got a couple more 12:00p: arl. Break from Boston to his- 1:01p: pika. oooooooooooooobleck! it's i.e. shoot hoops and become Larry Bird's cakes, pastries, donuts, bacon, eggs, waffles left! Come on over and grab one toric Lexington and a relaxing picnic. gooey and ooey, it sticky and Mickey! It's replacement. Join Alpha Delts for pick- ham, sausage, fruit salad, crepes, ce- and prepare yourself for the annual pika Food, sports, and lot's o' fun with MIT's gross and disgusting and you'll love to run up games-they're going on all afternoon, real, juice, milk, coffee, and much, much, trip to the zooooool!!* NEWEST FRATERNITY. Meet at Private your fingers through it... neato. help us so stop by or call at anytime: 57-SWISH more. Breakfast will be served through- 10:15a: Chi Phi. Accompany the brothers Dining Room 3 in the Student Center.* make a biodegradeable mess on our front (576-2792)."- out the morning so drop by at anytime and of Chi Phi as they venture to historic Con- 12:00p: Delta Upsilon. Canoe Trip: Dress porch and moisturize your hands in the 3:00p: Senior House. PUNK OUT in the get something to eat. cord for a scenic canoe trip. And bring to get wet7!! process! only at pika: 492-6983* Courtyard: There are lots of smashed