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Breakfast. (T) CBBC. CBeebies. CBBC. CITV. ITV Morning News. (T) Grabbit the Rabbit. (R) Milkshake! Britain’s Jack (1996). Drama, starring Animal Park. (R) (S) (T) GMTV. (T) The Unforgettable (T) The Hoobs. (R) (T) Worst DIYer. (R) (S) (T) Robin Williams. (T) The Two Galapagos. (R) (S) (T) Beryl Reid. (R) (S) (T) The The Treacle People. (R) Property Developing Abroad. Ronnies Sketchbook. (R) (S) (T) Castle in the Country. Unforgettable Sid James. (R) (S) (T) Freshly Squeezed. (R) (S) (T) House BBC News; (T) Weather. (R) (S) (T) Churchill’s Christmas Cooks! (S) (T) Friends. (R) (T) Doctor: Inside and Out. (R) (S) Neighbours. (S) (T) Spy Bodyguard. (S) (T) Cash The Parent Trap (1961). Disney Everybody Loves Raymond. (T) five news and Ashes Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003). Premiere. in the Attic. (R) (S) (T) comedy, starring . (T) (R) (T) Will & Grace. (R) Special Report. (T) Adventure sequel, starring Antonio The Battle of the River ITV News; (T) Weather. Granada (T) T4: The Simpsons. Home and Away. (R) (S) (T) Banderas. (T) Holes (2003). News; (T) Weather. Back to (R) (T) T4: Friends. (R) Holiday House Guest. Plate (1956). World War Two the Future Part II (1989). Sci-fi comedy (T) T4: The Simpsons. Premiere. Offbeat adventure, starring adventure, starring Anthony (R) (S) (T) Pony Sigourney Weaver. (T) Wallace & sequel, starring Michael J Fox. (T) (R) (T) T4: Friends. (R) Express Rider (1976). Western Quayle. (T) Flog It! (R) The Lost World: Jurassic Park (T) T4: U2: Live in Gromit: The Wrong Trousers. (R) (S) (S) (T) Sherlock Holmes: adventure. (T) (T) Neighbours. (R) (S) (T) (1997). Adventure sequel. (T) Milan. (R) (T) 3 Minute The Sign of Four. (R) (T) Wonder: It’s Behind You. (R) Danger Island (1992). (S) (T) North West Ready, Steady, Cook. (S) (T) Weather. (T) 3 Minute Wonder: Adventure. (T) five news Tonight. Weakest Link. (S) (T) (T) and Ashes Special Report. (T) It’s Behind You. (R) (T) Christopher Eccleston is one Weather. (T) Prince Cinders. (R) (T) Del is upset when Magic in the Water of this country’s finest actors – Festive special of the long- Brad storms off. (S) (T) just look at the intensity of his running comedy. (S) (T) Toni announces she and (1995). Adventure, with Mark (S) The domestic goddess Paddy are engaged. (S) (T) Harmon. (T) Snow performances in Shallow (T) dispenses festive Leo Jones strikes a Queen. (R) (T) Deal or Grave, Jude and Elizabeth. With Paul Henshall No Deal. (T) The Strangely, all of that seems to and Henry Olonga. (S) (T) advice. (S) (T) deal with reggae singer Mikey The vicar Dread. (R) (S) Simpsons. (R) have paled into insignificance Joe returns to How since he donned a leather Walford. (S) (T) holds a bazaar. (R) (T) John Heaton tells (T) Gina that Sun Hill faces the (T) mathematicians make coat and scampered around Yet another Cardiff with a sonic threat of closure and the team (T) and break secret typically busy Christmas for the Jeremy Clarkson, screwdriver. Yes, his outing as pull together to keep the messages. Continues Holby heroes – Kyla confronts James May and the ninth is station on the map – not least tomorrow; (S) (T) five Abra after finding his anti-viral Richard Hammond (T) arguably his best-known work, new arrival Sgt Nikki Wright news update. drugs and Martha is smitten present highlights from but since quitting after his first (Gillian Taylforth). (S) (T) A unique with Joseph following a kiss at the latest series of the series, Eccleston has stayed insight into the private The former cabinet the Christmas party. (S) (T) show. (S) (T) away from our screens. This Christopher Eccleston and world of the much- minister ventures far drama marks his return to the Stylish reworking of Susannah Harker star as a loved comedian. With and wide as he Bram Stoker’s classic tale, Noel Edmonds, telly, and boy is it a goodie. well-meaning couple who tell a contributions from his searches for the last Written and directed by Joe about a seductive Maggie Philbin and little white lie about their widow and children, as wild trees in Britain; Transylvanian count who John Craven are Ahearne (who also worked religious beliefs in order to well as colleagues (S) (T) five news at 9. with the leading man on the travels to Britain and changes reunited for a nostalgic have their daughter accepted Bruce Forsyth, Michael the lives of a close-knit group aforementioned sci-fi series), it celebration of Saturday by a highly regarded Catholic Aspel and Angela George of friends for ever. Marc follows the efforts of Stuart morning kids’ show school – only to find Rippon. (R) (T) Clarke meets Frank (Eccleston) and Alison Warren sinks his teeth into the Multi-Coloured Swap themselves caught up in a and Alice who plan to (Caroline Harker), parents to title role, with David Suchet as Shop. (S) (T) nightmare of fraud, blackmail The rise and convert a dilapidated much-loved little girl Lucy. his nemesis Van Helsing. (S) and murder. With David fall of the comedy icon, They want the very best for (T) stone house in Croatia Australia v England. Warner and Lesley Manville. told through classic into a nature retreat. their daughter, and when it (T) Manish Bhasin (S) (T) clips and insights from comes to her education, only Weather. (T) Last in series. (S) (T) presents action from Weather. (T) his family, friends and A a place at St Mary’s Catholic the third day’s play in colleagues. (T) School will do. Neither Stuart The host serial killer contacts the Fourth Test at the Celebration of ’s nor Alison believe in God, but presents a rundown of the the Behavioural MCG. (S) (T) colourful creations, featuring The relationship tell a little white lie to ensure year’s best movies. (S) (T) contributions from famous fans between comedy part- Analysis Unit, their child is accepted by the Thriller, including Bruce Forsyth and ners Peter Cook and threatening to strike headmistress (Leslie Manville). The starring Robert De Niro. (T) Michael Parkinson. (R) (S) (T) Dudley Moore. (R) (T) again. (S) (T) She’s seen every trick in the success of the chat Don’t Just Lie There, Say book, but this time, what starts show. (R) (S) (T) The Moral of the Story. Green Wing. (R) (T) (R) (S) (T) Something! (1973). Farce, with Leslie Conclusion. A look at current conflicts. World Cup Skiing. out as a small fib quickly Phillips. (T) Sign Zone: Switch. (R) The Falcon in (S) (T) . (S) Cannonball Run II Prison Break. (R) (S) (T) spirals out of control. (S) (T) Antiques Roadshow. (R) Danger (1943). Mystery Redcoats. (R) (S) (T) Redcoats. (1983). (T) Scrapheap The Great Big Quiz. (S) (S) (T) BBC News 24. (T) adventure. (T) Close. (R) (S) (T) ITV Nightscreen. Challenge. (R) Wildlife SOS. (R) (S) (T) 32 — The Guardian December 27, 2006 Find 1000’s of bargains on our internet site www.fish4it.co.uk Friday, December 29

Breakfast. (T) CBBC. CBeebies. CBBC. CITV. ITV Morning News. (T) Making It. (R) The Milkshake! Britain’s The Lizzie McGuire Movie Animal Park. (R) (S) (T) GMTV. (T) The Unforgettable Hoobs. (R) (T) The Worst DIYer. (R) (S) (T) (2003). Premiere. Children’s adventure, Galapagos. (R) (S) (T) Arthur Lowe. (R) (S) (T) The Treacle People. (R) (T) Property Developing Abroad. starring Hilary Duff. (T) Wallace & Castle in the Country. Unforgettable Les Dawson. (R) (S) Freshly Squeezed. (R) (S) (T) House Gromit: A Close Shave. (R) (S) (T) (R) (S) (T) Churchill’s Christmas Cooks! (S) Friends. (R) (T) Doctor: Inside and Out. (R) (S) My Family Christmas Special. (R) Bodyguard. (S) (T) Greasemania. (R) (S) (T) Everybody Loves Raymond. (T) five news and Ashes (S) (T) BBC News; (T) Weather. My Fair Lady (1964). The Railway Children (1970). Family (R) (T) Will & Grace. (R) Special Report. (T) drama, starring Jenny Agutter. (T) Neighbours. (S) (T) Multi-Musical, starring Audrey (T) T4: The Simpsons. (R) Home and Away. (R) (S) (T) Muppet Treasure Island (1996). Family Hepburn. (T) Flog It! (S) ITV News; (T) Weather. Granada (T) T4: Friends. (R) (T) News; (T) Weather. Back to Holiday House Guest. comedy, with Tim Curry. (T) (T) Sherlock Holmes: The T4: The Simpsons. (R) (R) (S) (T) Two Brothers (2004). Premiere. Family the Future Part III (1990). Sci-fi comedy Eligible Bachelor. (R) (T) (T) T4: Friends. (R) (T) Liberace (1988). Biopic, with drama, starring Guy Pearce. (T) Ready, Steady, Cook. (S) (T) sequel, starring Michael J Fox. (T) T4: Red Square: BBC News; (T) Weather. North Jurassic Park III (2001). Action- Andrew Robinson. (T) Weakest Link. (S) (T) packed sequel, starring Sam Neill. (T) Featuring Scissor Sisters. (R) Range of Motion (2000). West Tonight; (T) Weather. (T) My Dog Skip Neighbours. (R) (S) (T) High Margo Drama, with Rebecca De Weather. (2000). (T) See Mornay. (T) five news School Musical (2006). Premiere. and Jerry spend (T) Spot Run (2001). Comedy. (T) Teenage drama, starring Zac Efron. (T) Christmas with the and Ashes Special Report. (T) Just once, it would be nice if Weather. (T) Thunderpants the scriptwriters would give Goods. (R) (S) (T) (2002). Family comedy. (T) the residents of Albert Square Deal or No Deal. (T) With Scott Mills, A celebration of the most Cassie admits Macca a nice Christmas – something Bernie Nolan, Iain Lee and hilarious moments in The African Queen is the one. (S) (T) (1951). Comedy adventure. (T) quiet, with little drama. But Jimmy McGovern. Concludes Documentary charting ’s long Hosted by then, we’d have no reason to tomorrow. (S) (T) the 44-year history of history, including Les and (T) Les Dennis. (S) tune in – and this time around Rob rushes to the the student quiz show. Cilla’s fake wedding, Bet we’ve been hooked as Pauline clinic to try and stop Dawn With contributions by Lynch’s disastrous date with Tony (T) Fowler bit the dust – literally. having an abortion. (S) (T) former contestants Fred Gee and Ken’s attempt to Blair travels to Now, a grieving Martin is Quick- including Stephen Fry. teach French to Raquel. (S) (T) Sellafield. (T) trying to sort out her funeral fire quiz. With Sue Barker. (S) (R) (S) (T) The Kings are In the final with help from Ian, but meanie stunned to learn Bob has (T) Four chefs lecture of the series Peggy won’t let them use the Johnny confessed to Tom’s murder, from York take turns to Vic. Will Martin be able to use but Jamie is adamant his father Professor Marcus du Premiere. A Kingdom leaves behind prepare and serve one Sautoy considers the his powers of persuasion to is not the killer. (S) (T) change her mind? Meanwhile, recently widowed woman his beloved Exmoor dish of a four-course question of invests her time and fortunes and heads for the festive meal to the Dawn confirms her Topical reports. (T) predictability. (S) (T) into a theatre, and Arctic Circle. (S) (T) other three. (R) (T) appointment for an abortion, goes to great – and lewd – Cilla is while May puts her cards on lengths to attract the punters. Contributors forced to reveal her deception the table for hubby Rob. She’s to Les. (S) (T) Documentary exploring willing to let his fling slide – if Fact-based comedy drama, including Jenny Eclair Highlights of the most with Judi Dench and Will and Linda Robson the risks posed by he can convince Dawn not to Insight into the recent series, which three of the world’s go through with the Young. (T) voice their opinions on saw unknown Chantelle (S) (T) Regional musical talents that established most dangerous termination and give up the New Year’s Eve. (S) Michael Jackson as the successfully pass her- baby to them. Rob – quite News. (T) carnivores – sharks, undisputed king of pop in the self off as famous. (T) crocodiles and rightly – is gobsmacked by the idea, but his wife’s so Jim 1980s, before controversy alligators/ (R) (T) about his private life desperate to become a mum, Carrey reprises his role as the Simon Amstell it seems there’s no humiliation loudly dressed pet detective in overshadowed presents a very merry his success. (S) (T) A performance of the she won’t consider to achieve this slapstick comedy sequel, instalment of the music Weather. (T) magician’s award- Thriller, with Bruce her dream. However, Dawn travelling to Africa in search of quiz. (R) (S) (T) winning live show. (T) Willis and Sarah has her own plans, as she a sacred bat. With Simon Last Highlights of the Jessica Parker. (T) tells Carly she’s kept the child Callow and Ian McNeice. (T) in series. (R) (S) (T) satirical puppet show The in the hope Rob will leave his Critters (1986). Horror lampooning figures in the nation’s favourite music wife. Elsewhere, Max has comedy, starring Dee Wallace Stone. public eye, which ran from from the franchise. (R) Men share trouble keeping his mind on (T) Sign Zone: Nigella’s Christmas Last in 1984 to 1996. (R) (S) (T) tales of woe involving subjects above the waist as Kitchen. (R) (S) (T) Sign Zone: Best of The Album Chart their genitalia. (R) (T) he ogles Stacey. Doctor Who. (R) (S) (T) Sign series. (R) (S) (T) Make Your Play. Interactive game Show. Green Wing. (R) Zone: Incredible Animal Journeys. (R) The Falcon and show. (S) 60 Minute Makeover. (T) World Cup Prison Break. (R) (S) (T) (S) (T) Sign Zone: Super Vets. (R) the Co-Eds (1943). (T) From Chertsey in Surrey. (R) (S) (T) Snowboard. Transworld The Great Big Quiz. (S) (S) (T) BBC News 24. (T) Close. ITV Nightscreen. Sport. (R) (T) Wildlife SOS. (R) (S) (T)

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Breakfast. (T) Saturday CBeebies. CBBC. CITV. ITV Morning News. (T) Inuk. (R) The Hoobs. Sunrise. Milkshake! Kitchen Food of The Year. (S) (T) Animal Park. (R) (S) (T) GMTV. (S) CITV. (R) (T) Little Wolf’s Book Shake! Built for the The Queen at 80. (R) (S) (T) Cash in the Attic. (R) (S) One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing of Badness. (R) Adrenalin Kill. (R) (T) BBC News; (T) Weather. Football (T) Sherlock Holmes: The (1975). Disney family comedy, starring Rush. The Morning Line. Columbo: A Deadly State of Focus. (S) (T) Wallace & Gromit: A Master Blackmailer. (R) (T) Peter Ustinov. (T) The (T) T4: It’s a Boy Girl Mind (1975). Crime drama. (T) Grand Day Out. (R) (S) (T) Ready, Steady, Cook. (S) Alamo (1960). Historical epic, starring Thing: T4 Movie Special. (R) Joe Versus the Flubber (1997). Comedy, with Robin (T) Weakest Link. (S) (T) John Wayne. (T) ITV News; (T) (T) T4: Friends. (R) Volcano (1990). Comedy. (T) Williams. (T) Big (1988). Spirited Away Weather. Granada News; (T) T4: Popworld. T4: Jason and the Comedy, with Tom Hanks. (T) (2002). Premiere. Animated Weather. Superman (1978). Friends. (R) (T) T4: Argonauts (1963). Classic Final Score. (S) Weakest Link. (S) fantasy, with the voice of Fantasy adventure, starring Christopher Celebrity Predictions: A Look fantasy adventure, starring (T) Daveigh Chase. Dubbed in Reeve. (T) Granada News; (T) Back at 2006. (T) Todd Armstrong. (T) English. (T) Weather. ITV News and Sport; (T) The Witches (1990). Children’s ’ Wizard of (T) Regional Weather. It’s Now Or Never. (S) fantasy. (T) Oz (2005). Comedy antics. (T) News. (T) Racing from Haydock Park and An insight into Musselburgh. (T) A Place (T) With Josie D’Arby and Matthew the ways in which in the Sun. (R) The team race Wright. Last in series. (S) (T) Britons used to Retrospective tracing the life Time Bandits (1981). Fantasy. to find a sniper who is Another drama series bites (T) Robin abandons celebrate the festive and achievements of the much- targeting Marine the dust, but once again, the the gang when he is unable to season. (R) (S) (T) loved Australian TV presenter, (T) recruiters and picking best has been saved until last. come to terms with Marian’s who was killed by a stingray Noel them off one by one. Poor old Robin is heartbroken. death. Last in series. (S) (T) Joe Swift while filming an underwater Edmonds hosts a Crime drama, with Marian, the love of his life and presents the annual documentary. (S) (T) festive special in which Mark Harmon. (R) (S) a woman who is his equal in Dale Winton presents challenge, with five the jackpot rises to (T) every way, is dead. Despite the quiz show in which five leading amateurs The comic takes an £500,000. (R) (T) A Navy dentist their romantic game of cat and contestants answer questions competing for the irreverent look at festive TV is found dead next to mouse, the pair both felt they to scoop a big prize. (S) (T) prestigious title. (S) (T) offerings. (S) (T) his car, and two similar were destined to be together, Part one of two. Adaptation of Jane murders lead to a so with the medieval beauty Harry tends to a critically ill Premiere. In the Austen’s classic tale suspect – who has an gone, how can the outlaw baby, while an accident Emotional drama last of three specials, all-round about impoverished iron-clad alibi. (R) (S) leader carry on – what does involving a vanload of prisoners exploring how Virginia entertainer Bonnie Langford sisters who are taken (T) he have to live for? He has and a crowd of residents Woolf’s novel Mrs and Strictly Come Dancing in by their mother’s only one mission – to cause mayhem and devastation for protesting against a brothel Dalloway affects the professional Anton Du Beke cousin and set their Grissom ensures the staff have their pair up in a bid to win as much sights on two very the villainous Sheriff of lives of three women – investigates a murder Nottingham and Guy of hands full. (S) (T) including Woolf herself. as they can for ChildLine. (S) different men. Drama, in the small Nevada Dawn (T) starring Emma Gisborne. Unfortunately, in his Oscar-winner Nicole backwater of Jackpot emotional state he isn’t French, Peter Kay and Paul Kidman stars. (T) The Thompson. (T) and discovers certain McKenna guest star in the race to be crowned the most thinking clearly and begins to people in the town do second festive special. (S) (T) attentive TV addict in the Jimmy alienate those who care for Australia v England. not want the crime to him. However, ever-loyal Tash and The fifth and final day country reaches its climax with Carr is joined by a live studio quiz. A group of 50 be solved. (R) (S) (T) Much isn’t prepared to stand James spend their first of the Fourth Ashes Jonathan Ross, David Christmas without Mike, and viewers attempt to prove their Walliams, Russell by and watch his former Test at the MCG in master become the thing Sal fears they are finding the knowledge of all things telly- Brand, Rob Brydon, Melbourne. (S) (T) Documentary they’ve fought so hard festivities hard to deal with. related and walk away with a Noel Fielding and Cat Meanwhile, Queenie takes cheque for an impressive charting the life of the against, and during his quest Harold Deeley to take a look makes a startling discovery charge of the pantomime. Last £50,000. Hosted by Kate singer-songwriter. (T) marries a stripper – at the events of the about King Richard’s return to in series. (S) (T) Thornton. (S) (T) A but makes the mistake past 12 months. Can England. There’s also another Weather. (T) Weather. (T) peek behind the doors of letting Albert tag last year’s victor shock in store – one which Highlights Jonathan Ross hold on of the famous along on the could change Robin’s mind of today’s Premiership clashes. A pregnant to his crown? (R) (T) Roehampton clinic, honeymoon. Brilliant single woman asks her profiling previous about the death and Wing Commander (1999). comedy spin-off from homosexual friend to act as the Green Wing. (R) (T) guests. (T) destruction he intends to Sci-fi adventure, starring Freddie the series, with Harry Best of the Worst. (R) (T) unleash. Jonas Armstrong, Prinze Jnr. (T) Sign Zone: Nigella’s baby’s father. Comedy, starring World Cup Skiing. Prison Break. A new H Corbett. (T) Jennifer Aniston. (T) Richard Armitage and Keith Christmas Kitchen. 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(R) (T) to save a princess from the (R) (S) (T) Last Vampyre. (R) (S) (T) Coast Revisited. (R) (S) (T) Family Fortunes. (R) (S) (T) Friends. (R) (T) clutches of a monster. Ken (T) Kindergarten Cop (1990). Comedy . (T) Friends. Marshall, Lysette Anthony and Aled Jones thriller, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. (R) (T) The Best of Freddie Jones star. (T) introduces the New Year Big Celebration of (T) The Very Best of You’ve Been Celebrity Big Brother 2006. (R) five news and sport. (T) Framed! (S) (T) Sing Party at London’s Royal Saturday morning (T) Star Trek IV: The Man in the Iron Albert Hall, featuring Katherine kids’ TV show Weather. (T) The Voyage Home (1986). Mask (1998). The three Jenkins, G4 and a choir of Multi-Coloured Swap Weather. (T) Adventure, with William Musketeers set out to depose the villainous King of France 1,000 voices. (S) (T) Shop. (R) (S) (T) Toni is furious to Shatner. (T) Explorers (1985). Adventure, and reinstate his imprisoned learn Paddy didn’t mean to The diminutive ivory-tickler is starring Ethan Hawke. (T) twin brother. Swashbuckling Michael propose and her rage is adventure, starring Leonardo joined by a raft of special Aspel and the team return to By the compounded when she sees (T) DiCaprio. (T) guests to welcome in 2007. Edinburgh for a junior edition of Most Rev Dr Rowan Del with David. (S) (T) Noel Paul Weller is among the line- the show. Among the collectors Jamie is Williams. (S) (T) Edmonds hosts the New series. The up of this 14th spectacular, is a girl with a valuable set of shocked to receive a cryptic game show in which and what a fitting addition to railway posters. (S) (T) call just as he and Frankie are competition from Contributors contestants try to Sanya in China, as 25 he is, having enjoyed a Prostitutes and making their final preparations fruitful 2006. The Modfather voice their opinions on guess the contents of qualifiers begin their punters make a desperate bid for departure. (S) (T) scooped a lifetime New Year’s Eve mystery boxes. (T) to escape as fire rages at the An anti-war protest attempts to succeed achievement award at the brothel, and Guppy comes shenanigans. (R) (T) has serious consequences for Mariusz Pudzianowski Highlights Brits in February, while album face to face with the arsonist Black Walker when one of the as the reigning of the team’s summer Catch Flame! proved he could as he treats an injured man. comedy, starring Julia demonstrators accuses him of champion. Continues excavations of a still cut it with today’s upstarts, (S) (T) Davis as real-life assault, while a cobra causes tomorrow. (S) (T) as did his electrifying Weather. (T) culinary icon and havoc after escaping from vet portion of the grounds performance at the BBC’s ’s first Fergus’ car. (S) (T) at the three main Premiere. A Electric Proms in October. The comedian hosts celebrity chef Fanny Paul Nicholas guest royal residences – neurotic writer Local girl Lily Allen will also this end-of-year quiz that sees Cradock. (S) (T) stars as a Swedish sailor who Buckingham Palace, struggles to complete be popping in from her home five celebrity teams go head to may not be telling the truth Windsor Castle his latest project around the corner (the show is head in a celebration of the about the contents of the coffin and Holyroodhouse thanks to the filmed at BBC Television finest moments of 2006. (S) (T) he’s escorting home. (S) (T) Palace. (T) intervention of his Centre in Shepherd’s Bush) First of Festive edition of the satirical sketch brash twin brother. and Liverpool’s finest the two comedy specials in which Countdown Surreal comedy drama Zutons will provide a set of show. (R) (S) (T) Katie Derham Matt Lucas and David Walliams revisits the headline stories of of the celebrities who from Spike Jonze, with modern classics. The take their popular characters the past year from a unique have accumulated the Nicolas Cage. (T) extravaganza also boasts a overseas. (R) (S) (T) angle – all the footage was most column inches Michael performance from Marc Dawn Piano maestro Jools captured by eyewitnesses on over the course of the and Abruzzi try to get Almond. The former Soft Cell French, Peter Kay and Paul Holland sees in the camcorders, mobile phones back into the guards’ vocalist was involved in a life- McKenna guest star. (R) (S) year, using paparazzi New Year with a and other personal devices. (S) room before the threatening motorcycle crash (T) photos, headlines and magical mix of music (T) word-counts to escape hole is found. in 2004, but has thankfully Natasha by Paul Weller, the overcome his injuries and Kaplinsky hosts a spectacular Weather. (T) calculate the total. (T) Kellerman and Hale Zutons, the Kooks, receive unwelcome made a full recovery. end-of-year party live from the Marc Almond and Lily The Secret Policeman’s Rounding off the night, and heart of London. (S) (T) James Cameron’s tongue-in- Ball. (R) (T) Green Wing. help in tracking down Allen. (S) (T) cheek action adventure, LJ. Holly Valance marking the all-important Romancing the Stone (R) (T) Best of the Worst. midnight moment, will be the Beyonce at the BBC. (R) starring Arnold (R) (T) The Best of The guest stars. (R) (S) (T) (1984). Comedy adventure, starring Schwarzenegger. (T) Pipes and Drums of the 1st Michael Douglas. (T) Tales (S) (T) The Falcon Album Chart Show. (R) ITU Triathlon. (S) Battalion Of The Scots from the Crypt (1972). Chiller, with in Mexico (1944). Detective Cathedral. (R) (S) (T) The Transworld Sport. (T) NFL Live. A match from the Guards. Ralph Richardson. (T) BBC News thriller, starring Tom Conway. Mint. (S) The Show. Supporting Acts. Men in final day of the regular season. 24. (T) (T) (b/w) Close. (R) (S) (T) ITV Nightscreen. White. (R) (T) NBA Basketball. (S) Find 1000’s of bargains on our internet site www.fish4it.co.uk The Guardian December 27, 2006 — 35 Monday, January 1

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Friends. (R) (T) The Half a Sixpence (1967). Lavish New Year Message. (R) (S) (T) Hootenanny 2006. (R) (S) (T) Fact-based drama, starring Michael Simpsons. (R) (T) musical, starring Tommy BBC News; Weather. Keeping Up 3:10 to Yuma Caine. (T) Creature Comforts. (R) Friends. (R) (T) Celebrity Steele. (T) Clash Appearances. (R) (S) (T) (1957). Western, with Glenn (S) (T) Chitty Chitty Bang Predictions: What Will Happen of the Titans (1981). Mythical Diagnosis Murder. (R) (S) (T) Ford. (T) (b/w) Ready, Bang (1968). Children’s adventure, in 2007? (T) Friends. (R) adventure, starring Harry Seabiscuit (2003). Premiere. Steady, Cook. (S) (T) starring Dick Van Dyke. (T) (T) Robbie Williams: Hamlin. (T) five news. (T) Drama, with Tobey Maguire. (T) Weakest Link. (S) (T) Live in Cologne. (R) (T) BBC News; (T) Weather. North Weather. (T) Final Score. (T) Val’s digging in Channel 4 Racing. (T) A Tara’s web of lies West Tonight; (T) Weather. The The Great Escape (1963). Place in the Sun. (R) (T) Sarah Jane Adventures. (S) (T) Drama, starring Steve Eric’s briefcase unearths a Come Dine with Me. (T) close in around her. The chocolate-addicted Expedition Borneo. (S) (T) McQueen. (T) secret that could have huge Deal or No Deal. (T) (S) (T) cleric-cum-sex kitten is back, consequences for David. (S) Game but there’s bad news for fans (T) show, with Les Dennis. of the much-loved sitcom – Live-action adaptation of The Kenneth Grahame’s much- Violet this year’s festive double-bill freediver offers a complains of a pain in her Enjoyable black was confirmed as the last. loved novel. Matt Lucas is Mr unique and personal comedy sequel, Toad, the aristocratic shoulder at work, and collapses Behind the Have hankies at the ready as insight into her starring Anjelica you’re sure to shed a few amphibian with a love of fast when she reaches home. (S) scenes of the director’s favourite wildlife dives. Huston and Raul Julia. tears during this concluding cars. (S) (T) (T) bold new movie (T) edition, but we’re also First of two visits Nikki Sanderson flies version of the opera, (T) guaranteed hilarity as Dawn to Walford. The residents of the to Paris to raise money for sung in English and Premiere. An officer easyJet’s chosen charity Wizz moves the action from French dons her cassock and Square turn out for Pauline’s dog collar for the final time. funeral, while Kevin’s world is resigns from the Kids and Leo Jones makes his A retrospective ancient Egypt to the military, earning PR debut in a Brighton look at Monty Python’s battlefields of World Geraldine’s decision to start a rocked by the arrival of an book club seems somewhat unexpected guest. (S) (T) disdain from his friends nightclub. (R) (S) (T) Life of Brian. (T) War One. (S) (T) and peers, and Violet is strange, but a number of the locals love the idea, A tribute to prompting him to set rushed to hospital, where her Controversial The competitors out to win back their biblical comedy from particularly dippy Alice (Emma Pauline Fowler, one of the soap’s closest friends learn she has continue their efforts in Chambers) who, while reading last original characters. (S) (T) respect. Drama, lost her baby. Liam is infuriated the Monty Python team pursuit of the The Da Vinci Code, became Dot makes a starring Heath Ledger. by a phone call from Danny about an ordinary man prestigious title from convinced she was the last shocking discovery about the (T) announcing he has sold his in Roman-occupied Sanya in China, as living descendant of Christ. night of Pauline’s death when Festive share of the factory. (S) (T) Palestine who is they face tasks Meanwhile, Geri got a bee she talks to Rebecca. (S) (T) special, starring Ford One-off black mistaken for the including the giant log in her bonnet about the Dawn Kiernan and Greg comedy. Suranne Jones stars Messiah. Graham lift, lorry pull and fridge number of wealthy city folk French stars in the last-ever Hemphill. (R) (S) (T) as a woman who discovers her Chapman and John carry. (S) (T) who had been buying episode, which sees the husband has been cheating on Cleese star. (T) weekend cottages in the chocaholic vicar preparing to her with her own sister, and village, but her views took a walk down the aisle with Fergus concocts an ingenious plot to One-off special Countdown of dramatic turn when handsome handsome Harry. But there are O’Brien’s documentary gain her revenge. (S) (T) charting the solo the year’s most Harry, played by guest star more than a few hitches even – a spin-off from the Weather. (T) careers of the Monty outrageous, Richard Armitage who Robin before the big day arrives. Will BBC series – following Python stars. (T) scandalous and just Hood fans will recognise as she go through with it? (S) (T) the trials and triumphs Renowned artist Damien Hirst plain weird celebrity the villainous Guy of Weather. (T) of husband-and-wife discusses his growing art moments, featuring the Gisborne, made her Highlights entrepreneurs John collection, and shows presenter Comedy, starring likes of Whitney acquaintance. It looks as of today’s matches from the and Ann Armstrong Melvin Bragg around Michael Palin and Houston, Eddie though the our heroine will New Year’s Day fixture list. (S) from Coventry. (T) Toddington Manor, a £3million Alison Steadman. (T) Murphy, Madonna and finally be the bride rather (T) stately home where the works Paris Hilton. (S) (T) than the one presiding over The Falcon in Green Wing. (R) (T) the ceremony. Bronco Billy (1980). Hollywood (1944). Detective will one day be housed. (S) (T) Best of the Worst. (R) (T) Prison Break. (R) (S) (T) Comedy, starring Clint Eastwood. (T) thriller starring Tom Conway. The Mint. (S) Dial a Mum. World Cup Skiing. Men in The Great Big Quiz. BBC News 24. (T) Close. (R) (S) (T) ITV Nightscreen. White. (R) (T) Wildlife SOS. (R) (T)