the appleton south NOCTILUCA Appleton, Wisconsin April 2011 Vol. XVI Issue VIII Inside this issue: Noodles and stir fry arrive By Arpita Wahal A Mongolian Grill simi- lar to HuHot will be arriv- ing at North for students to purchase lunch. Cooks from Mongolia have been hired to provide more authentic dishes and will fly directly to North to start serving food on May Test answers 2nd. In order to overcome the pg. 2 language barrier, cooks and cafeteria veterans are both learning Russian. That way, both sides will be equally confused and enjoy a level playing field in communica- Boxtel and HuHot Mongolian Grill Photo by Megan Van New additions to the North cafeteria look promising indeed. tions. Several sleeping bags vegetables, protein sources, community members. Many a taste of ethnic foods from have also been ordered and and ethnic sauces as they pre- suggest that this will result in different parts of the world. will be kept in storage along pare their dishes. They will an increase in vegetable intake North students and staff are with packaged fortune cook- then be able to watch the chefs for students, promoting better eager to experience the au- ies. School officials want to carefully cook their sizzling nutrition, and assisting them thentic cuisine. The fresh new Typos ensure that the chefs will have meals before their very eyes. in creating an overall healthy aroma of Mongolian cuisine pg. 4 a comfortable experience liv- The grill will not include any diet. However, this notion will will soon permeate through ing in the classrooms situated safety rail or restraint to keep probably not come to full ef- the entire cafeteria. along the Math Wing at night the students from burning fect, as the variety of fryable The only challenge in and during the weekends. their flesh off, which officials goods will include Twinkies, promoting the new cuisine The grill will be situated hope will teach the students Snickers, and Doritos soaked will be convincing two thirds directly in the center of the some good common sense. in duck sauce. of the student body that there cafeteria for easy access to all The school board had School officials have de- is more food in the world than students. Students will be able discussed this proposal and cided that students should just nachos with meat and liq- to choose from a wide array of received great approval from have the opportunity to get uid cheese. Coupons pg. 6 Militant cult sets sights on Canada By Neha Siddiqui tion from the public. Recently, many devel- The first signs of unrest opments have been building Image by Jensen Enz are beginning to show in one pressure “underground” by Hannah Sternig and Taylor Wirth show their cat pride. of the most peaceful, laid back the newly formed organization and supportive countries in the headed by famous singer Ce- world. line Dion. New North club Guacamole It seems that the Followers have pg. 8 aims of the Toronto shown to have been Green Party are to es- influenced by the the cat’s meow Disclaimer: tablish a socialistic mesmerizing lyrics By Megan Van Boxtel All editorial content pub- military oligarchy in in Dion’s songs, and the package deal.” lished in this issue of the Canada to make all citi- easily persuaded. Very rarely does a new club Although school policy will newspaper is completely zens completely equal American and come along that truly unites not allow for a “bring your cat contrived out of the imagina- in every way possible. Bing images Canadian spies have members around one central to school day,” club member tion of our own little minds. According to spies, Celine Dion been looking into cause. Feline lovers of all Holly Rathsack explains that Please do not take any of this the Toronto Green Party the party and trying shapes and sizes are invited to there “are plenty of other op- information to heart or head. has hinted that they are plan- to uproot the cause of the min- join the Future Cat Ladies of portunities for us to show our This is all merely fun and ning something major on ister’s resignation. America (FCLA), where those feline pride.” games, and we hope desper- Thursday, April 7th. So far, it has been suspect- who once worried about being Co-president Hannah Stern- ately that you laugh at us, Last night at 6:48 p.m., ed that Justin Bieber and Avril ostracized from society for an ig agrees, noting that although because really that’s all we Canada’s Prime Minister Ste- Lavigine are both involved in extreme obsession with cats many criticize the club, “we want, as we are so pathetic phen Harper submitted a total- a plot to gain control of the are sisters. We stand together. that we spread lies to get at- can now partake in activities ly unforeseen resignation with government. We make up one big fam- tention. Secretly, we all wish with others in similar situa- ily though we don’t look the we were in Improvedy, which the formal reason being the The United States Con- tions. same. Our spots are different, has a show April 16. By the “stress of supporting a coun- gress has been debating the “We’re just planning for way, the ads are all real, be- try.” possibility of declaring war the future,” says co-president different colors. We make each cause people pay for them. The government has been to ensure the stability of Can- Taylor Wirth. “Graduation, other stronger; that ain’t ever Yours truly, scrambling to hide this dis- ada if the threat becomes any college, imminent life as cat gonna change. We’re cheetah The Noctiluca staff heartening piece of informa- greater. lady; it’s really just a part of girls, cheetah sisters.” FACTS Appleton, Wisconsin Abríl2011 Tomo XVI Número VIII Página 2 Let your voice Budget fixes rock By Siri Pairin less dollars that could be put ‘Phantom’ be heard towards greater things. Dona- Thousands of people are out- tions to rifle associations would The Noctiluca staff graciously raged at the possible effects on provide Wisconsin’s avid and accepts any letters to the edi- good-hearted gamers with great- knockoff leads public schools Governor Scott tor which will be published Walker’s “budget fix” will have. er gun variety. A stronger mili- as space allows. Please limit tia to protect from the constant submissions to no more than Many argue that cutting funding threat of illegal aliens crossing 250 words. Anonymous sub- for public education would re- to madness missions will not be printed duce opportunities and seriously the Upper Michigan/Wiscon- sin border would be graciously and all writing is subject to hinder the future of thousands By Laurel McKenzie tom.” editing via our policy state- appreciated by all citizens. of students. However, the fact “Don’t be stupid,” quipped ment below. All letters to the of the matter is that this “budget editor can be dropped off in We all knew this day was Berceau with another round- fix” would save money in the “We are removing the coming: there’s another produc- house to the face. “It’s a real the designated folder on the long run and be over-all ben- door of the Publications Lab school’s elevator and tion of “Phantom of the Opera” thing.” eficial to the state’s economy. at the south end of the LMC, replacing it with an in the works, but this time it’s a “Well, where’s it being pro- or e-mailed to Mrs. Bruce or But what does slimming down mockery. The day when the sati- duced?” the brave interviewer Mr. Ramponi, the staff advi- the cash flow to adolescent-in- energy-efficient Gravity rist and comics could lay off no asked while applying a cold sors, at: brucesusanne@aasd. fested institutions really mean? Chute.” more and were forced to release pack to her recently acquired k12.wi.us or All of the extra money fed to - Natalie Duncombe mockery beyond all mock - we injuries. [email protected] schools is put towards unimport- just didn’t know it would be this To this Berceau leaned in and .wi.us. ant and superfluous programs This budget fix has clear bad; the new play is causing whispered, “he’s there.... inside like music, sports, and technol- and undeniable benefits to all madness in its cast, crew and your mind.” Noctiluca Mission ogy. Does music really need to in Wisconsin, and Appleton even the writer who reports on Yes, who even knows what Statement be taught in a classroom? The North has taken its own mea- it. the heck this new fad is about. To publish news, information, violin is an incredibly self-teach- sures to cope with the changes. As senior and actress Gina Insane fan girls? Insane play- entertainment and opinion ar- able instrument. A significant in- ticles for and about student, “We are getting rid of all elec- Berceau explained, “It follows wrights? Just generally insane crease in concussions over the faculty and administration ac- trical lights and supplying each really closely to the plot of the girls who attend this school, past few years provides substan- tivities, interests and policies. classroom with uniform candela- original Phantom of the Op- act in plays, and are hopelessly tial evidence that football, al- Our goal is to maintain high bras,” says Student Council Pres- era.” violent with everyone? The an- though entertaining, is clearly a ethical standards and provide ident Natalie Duncombe. “We We asked her, “so what’s the swer, experts fear, could be the folly too dangerous for students a forum for free and respon- are also removing the school’s difference?” latter.