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FIAT LUX Letters to the Editors Alfred, New York D.J.'s Fired No Man Is An Island February 22, 1973 To the Editor Vol. 58, No. 11 The recent removals of Mark, Randy, Elliot, A1 and As I sit here, I see before me a faceless mass of disin- others from WALF has shown the young radio station's teresting people. The meal is familiar enough. On the inexperience and lack of maturity. back of the steak are the usual words: PIRELLI—MADE Editor-in-Chief (content) — Kathy Horner IN FRANCE FOR ALFRED UNIVERSITY. It seems to Editor-in-Chief (production)—Randy Brown Heavy-handed firings because of obvious personal conflicts and personal tastes should not be tolerated. The be the only familiar thing around me. There are the Executive Editor—Dave Gruder people again. But none of them are the ones I came here Art Editor—Joe Meigs station is for all the students; not just the managers and directors of WALF. to go to school with. It's too different from what is needed. Features Editor—Pam Borey A school is faces—Alfred has plenty of those, alright. But This is an educational radio station. It is not an "all News Editor—Gail Fesko a school is also a personality, and that is something which rock, all the time" station. The removal of these DJ's Photography Editor—Stan Bucklin is bland, even when compared with this imported steak. leaves a void. Mark, Randy, and Elliot have been there Sports Editor—Fred George Everyone is talking, but their words diffuse like the vile since the beginning. Randy's show was classical, the only Advertising Manager—Diane Reynolds puffs of gas that they are. What's the sense? The air is one; Mark's show was colorful and personal; Elliot Business Manager—Pam Borey bloated with superfluous attitudes, and anything that brought his WHHO experience and talent. Circulation Manager—Nikki Humphrey matters gets denied consideration. And still these Granted there are many people waiting in line to get chattering non-entities babble on about the persoilal these jobs; but anyone can speak into a microphone. Can WRITERS discomfort they may temporarily encounter in their little WALF afford to remove talent and replace it with second Kathy Arcano islands. And that's all we've seen, or heard, or felt about. rate bumblers and friends of the managers? We don't Lance Frank . . just all these petty, selfish, unimportant islands. How think so. Chris Makin big an island seems when one stands on it and speaks This is your radio station. It is owned by you. Think Phyllis Monroe from it, but how insignificant it really is when you con- about it. Jon Scherer sider the weaknesses that define its boundaries. Perhaps, Friends of WALF Mike Schwartz .someday, in all of this grandiose living around us, these Bob Carlish sad little islands will realize that only a continent can be George Karras Registration Not So Bad built upon with any appreciable worth. And then, maybe if your hindsight permits it, will you realize that you've PRODUCTION Dear David, been doing it all wrong. Jaclin Gitter I question your editorial in the February 15th edition of Bob Carlish Barb Gregory thé FIAT. In this commentary you were taking "pot- Jay Whitter shots" at the University's registration procedures. I assure you I am not in league with the administration and have no love for the problems of registration but I feel I ACTION must respond. Represented by You say "I had to wait close to two hours ... freezing in National Educational Advertising Services, Inc. the cold ... just to pick up a lousy schedule." It is possible Every time I must drive somewhere I reluctantly pull my car out of its cozy parking spot with the knowledge Second Class Postage paid at Alfred, New York 14802. that you had to wait in the "freezing cold" (although I seem to remember it wasn't too cold that day) but to wait that upon my return a full % of an hour must be (spent Opinions expressed under bylines in this newspaper are trying to find a space to repark the car. I have asked not necessarily those of the Editorial Board. Published outside for almost two hours? Registration was held in the McLane Cerfter to^prevent this from happening. There numerous people to guard a space for just a minute weekly during the school year (August-May) except ('cause all it takes is just a second for someone to slip in during vacation periods. is a good sized foyer and lots of corridors to form lines in so the wait outside would be shorter than last year. I have even before you're all the way out) but no one will come to yet to talk to anyone who had to wait outside for more my aid. than 45 minutes, let alone two hours. Why is it people who lay out their $10 fee for a parking You also inferred that 2300 schedules had to be looked sticker have to search for a place to park, while others through to find yours that day. I question this since many without stickers or with stickers, which do not belong in schedules were distributed on the previous Thursday to an area, are taking up spaces? the students who were here at the time. I am now writing from my car after circling around the You asked how the schedule pick up could be speeded block for the fifth time. A quick reply would be ap- up on the day of registration and answered: "Very preciated. Editorial Name Withheld simple—have one person take care of each letter of the alphabet." This is a "realistic suggestion" to make the Unfortunately, a response can't be specific because I registration procedure "run both more smoothly-and don't know which area of campus you are referring to. quickly"? Where would this take place? It would only However, I can give you some general rationales as to Decline in Concert Talent make picking up your schedule more confusing and add to why this situation exists. the crush of people that already exists. The Master Plan calls for a Pedestrian Campus. By If your editorial was written simply for tradition's sake Pedestrian Campus, i.e. it is meant that there shall What has happened to the caliber of Alfred's rock then it is surely time to give up this tradition. eventually be no cars permitted in the central portion of concerts during the past two years? It seems as though In Truth the Campus. Cars, instead, will be parked in peripheral we have seen a great decline in the talent and popularity The Basilisk parking lots such as the Ade Hall parking lot, the McLane of our visiting bands. Recent groups have included Crazy parking lot, and the parking lot behind Alumni Hall. This Horse with Five Dollar Shoes, (remember them?) The Poor Attendance is being worked toward through the gradual closing of the streets on campus to vehicular traffic. It is very possible Rascals and the Byrds who have done little since their By GEORGE KARRAS previous works years ago. McKendree Spring also has that next fall, all of Saxon Drive may be closed to cars. I Wednesday night, February 15, 1973, there were no changed since their last performance at Alfred, and as might also add that the Student Assembly, last year, went more than 40 students at the Campus Center listening to demonstrated by the students' general reaction to their on record as supporting the concept of the Pedestrian President Miles tell about the future of Alfred. It would recent concert, the change was not for the better. Campus. seem that only these few, about 1.5 percent of the total As far as people parking in places that they are not Two years ago Seatrain, Livingston Taylor, the James student body, are interested in what will happen to'the allowed to park in, the Alfred police and A.U. Security are Gang and Cactus "blew the doors off" of this campus. If institution at which they receive their college education. responsible tor issuing these cars tickets, we could afford this fine talent then, why not now? The I'm sure that most of you would agree that this is quite a students are not interested in hearing "has-beens" and sad commentary on the Alfred community. If you're annoyed that cars are parked in places they don't belong in, call up A.U. Security (Director of Safety "never-will-be's". We want talent and would pay for it if College life is supposed to be the best four, and in some Office) at 871-2108, and give them the license plate it was offered. The one dollar price for the 45 minute .cases five, six, or seven yours of an individual's life. I'm number and location of the transgressor's car. Curtis "Mayfield concert was complained about simply sure of course that for many of us this isn't quite true. In because it wasn't worth it. Few can argue the disap- either case, it would seem to me that at a place like If you wish to find out more on this issue, contact Bill pointment of that evening. Alfred, small and quite a distance from the real world we Allen, Director of Safety, or myself, c / o the Fiat. Concert seating arrangements and lines have been the all know and love, one would have to assert his character gribvance of many. Waiting half an hour or more in sub- in order to make his existence here as meaningful as Any questions you can't get answered? Write "Action" zero weather and facing cramped audience conditions for possible. This assertion of self may take on many forms. c / o the Fiat Lux and drop them off at the Campus Center a poor-quality performance make this complaint valid. For some it might be joining a fraternity or sorority. For desk. Our facilities at Davis gym are poor but it is necessary to others it might be the incessant occupation of their work Dave Gruder house concerts there rather than at McLane Center for so that upon graduation they can assume more two reasons. First, the new gym is not always available meaningful roles. And for still others, it, though for concerts due to the athletic schedule. The second somewhat feeble, may encompass a continual binge at reason deals with the morale of the performers. A group the pub trying to score some chick. I might add that this is facing a half-empty gym of listeners will play a lower quite important since part of the individual is exposed quality concert than one facing a packed audience. If our and a basic characteristic is presumably laid down for audience conditions will not change, why not make the life. discomfort worthwhile? Few could speak of these an- Although these assholes of self take on many different noyances after an eveing of listening to John Mayall and forms, it sèems to me that all these different individuals Livingston Taylor. should have something in common. That is an interest in Many have spoken of our rudeness to visiting groups. the place that provides fuel for these character en- The talking and mass exoduses during performances is of deavors. Unfortunately they don't. It's too bad this is so course discourteous, and cannot be excused. The because the students at A.U. have an opportunity that audience does have a point, however. The group deserves very few other college students across the country have : its audience reaction. Alfred students will not put up with A chance to take part and be a determining factor in the poor talent. This has been demonstrated again and again. changing and expansion of a college WIN <4 RESECI The performances by Seatrain showed what may be I have often wondered how much we could accomplish WRKlNfr SPACE I called a "polite" audience, but a better adjective might if we took all these individual assertions and at different be "honest." moments in lime say at ifSludent Assembly meeting or a IO-8 Alfred students deserve an explanation for the decline University Council meeting or whenever an important in concert talent. The discourtesy of our audiences will decision had to be made we could channel them into one W&fôx mwsMK (A)?£t m, not change until the reason for it is alleviated huge mass of communication What power! It's awesome mn TUB PRi2em A m?' just thinking about it 11 i Fiat Lux, Alfred, New York February 22,1973 Track II - Pass/Fail System The entire pass-fail grading system has come under This is, in part, where the grading system comes into program savs Tavlnr f«r «h„w. • 1 .. scrutiny with the development of the new Track II importance. Since it would prove impossible for a portion Ehe'stndLl« S i fn ^ Ration, but war ed of the ossible curriculum. Track II is a program set down in the Five 0f the student's work to be graded on the traditional scale ha7arrfc fn ?h» n™, W " . P before enterin Year Master Plan which offers an entirely new academic it is probable that a High Pass-Pass-Fail system will be believes hnw!Lr Tt '* 4U g ™to it. He career for Alfred U. students. Instead of the traditionally used for many levels of the Track II program. The incoming Frlh^n , * m°rf ^V0 Percent of the graded hour course load, the student prepares and student will be taking many regular courses which would enter'nto the Track 11 program. completes his own. program of academic, cultural, and normally be graded with letter grades, and a series of ¿vstem howSLr extensive use of a pass-fail environmental pursuits. The purpose of the Track II self-initiated projects or studies which must, due to their ISkSSK?.! reVieW °f the, entire program is to organize the system by which the new very nature, be graded pass-fail. This immediately leads tStonal iffl^S^^F' be.necf sary,to alter the "comprehensive person" may be achieved within the to problems in deciding which courses to grade in what comnaSwe with fL ^^ f wt make more confines of the walls of academia. The student begins his manner; whether to grade traditionally oriented courses nr rnmn„r ni ^ • , scholarly career with a series of courses designed around pass-fail as well, for the Track II students; and how to feSoSsS^SS^ Committee, a study of the 20th century person. The purpose of this incorporate all these achievements into a final grade SSSSS^0"- JW^'Uie study is to prepare the student to be able to better deal record advising program. He believes it will more fully delineate with the world around him and to come to some sort of Dr. Taylor, Dean of the College of Liberal Arts, feels SH^S^S KV ? f1f decision as to what specific program of study he would that this could particularly cause problems for those X^S^SS^K th,S T ™ °f a,dviSing m mber ob like to pursue in depth. The student then formulates a students wishing to continue into Graduate School. Grad Zn thTtrariS^V * ? T? J particular goal he feels would be in keeping with his schools are invariably in favor of the traditional grading resionsfbi itv o bofh thffa^L^ T' .V'1 ¥ the career needs. All of this would be achieved with the help system for it allows them to more finely distinguish S£in?otoSams^and^ f?th' stu?ent„to of a closely proctoring three member faculty advisory between applicants. This is the reason that one may K II sST P°SSlb"ltieS of study areas for the board. The student would not be able to continue from one presently take no more than one pass-fail course in a level of study to the next unless his board felt he was semester. There will be problems with the Track II ready. y. • \ - \ i.V;; S^Ss

Ihe Midwest, Maine and New York. Salaries are Upturn in Job Market generally about the same, with some increases; many jobs include room and board, other benefits such as A survey of companies and governmental agencies that Good grades: Companies still put a premium on them. expect to hire college graduates this year indicates that laundry, travel allowance, end of season bonus. Plenty of extra-curricular activities; participation in College students and other young people seeking a way now, not sometime after graduation in June, is when campus affairs demonstrates an ability to get along with seniors should be starting to look for jobs. lo explore Europe in depth and at the lowest possible cost others. Work experience: Ideally, this means summer or have the opportunity this summer. Offered are three This survey, conducted by Changing Times Magazine part time work in a field related to the one yotf want to choices of jobs with full back-up service while on the job, and released February t, shows that despite an upturn in enter. Willingness to relocate: Companies try to assign a four-day orientation in London, and all documentation the jobmarket for new graduates, the day when they workers where they're needed most. An applicant who's and work permits for only $129. could wait for corporate recruiters to come to them is just willing to take a position away from home is likely to stay This "Summer Jobs in Europe" program is organized a memory. in the running longer than someone less flexible. Clear by Vacation Work Ltd., based in Oxford, England, with a Replies from more than 100 companies indicate that Job Objective: Applicants who know what they want to do U.S. office in Cincinnati, Ohio. The program consultant is seniors who do get started early should find good demand tend to make a better impression than those who don't. Ms. Menena Leith, editor, "Summer Employment for their services in most major disciplines. Personnel The Changing Times. survey is designed to help Directory of the U.S." officers responding to the survey described a wide range graduates get their job hunts off the ground and includes "Once we accept a student on the program, we of jobs throughout the country. names and addresses of companies that indicated they guarantee placement in one of his job choices," states Seventy-two of the organizations have or expect to have have openings. For a free copy of the survey, write to Ms. Leith; "although placement can be made through jobs for new engineering graduates. The specialties Changing Times Reprint Service, 1729 H Stree N.W., May,^early applications will obviously get the pick of the needed include aeronautical, chemical, civil, electrical, Washington, D.C. 20006. jobs." Salaried or volunteer jobs are in hotels, offices, geological, industrial, and mechanical engineering, archaeological digs, agricultural camps, family homes among others. and other categories. Room and board are available in all Fifty-nine want business and marketing majors for jobs Summer Jobs , cases. in sales, management, planning and other areas. "The program has been going strong," points out Ms. Forty-eight have varied openings fof accountants. Now is the time to start looking for that all-important Leith, "and we feel that it is an ideal experience for Forty want science or math majors for research, summer job. Competition is getting stronger every year serious, adventurous students who want to meet people of development and other technical positions. and chances are good that its going to be the early bird other countries and see the real Europe." The com- Thirty have jobs for liberal arts majors in a variety of getting the worm routine more than ever. Three points bination of work, pleasure ancf the new experience is hard fields. most important to a1 summer employer are good to beat. An unusual feature is that a Vacation Work Twenty-two say they're looking for graduates with such references, training and experience and special skills, He counselor is available at all times. miscellaneous specialties as computer programming, also wants to know dates of availability, reasons for Students can receive a free "Summer Jobs in Europe" graphic arts, health, communications, advertising. applying and the applicants attitude toward society, brochure with details of available jobs by sending a Who is the ideal candidate? A composite picture drawn personal habits, and plans for the future. These are fin- stamped return, business-size envelope to Vacation Work from comments of personnel offices who participated in dings from research in December among 150 summer Ltd., 266 Ludlow Ave., Cincinnati, Ohio 45220. the survey shows a graduate with the following employers throughout the U.S. by National Directory The Placement Office in Allen Hall has copies of characteristics: Service, Inc., publishers of summer job information'. various summer employment directories which include Summer jobs will be more plentiful in 1973 in South information on a wide variety of summer positions Atlantic States, Michigan and Oregon, but less plentiful in available. Allenterm Assessed By PHYLLYS MONROE scrutiny of faculty offered projects, a scholarship fund are "appropriate to Alfred University," which is clearly a As Allenterm has completed its third year of existence established for students involved in some of the costlier rather subjective issue. The faculty will also be asked to > at Alfred University it is particularly important that we projects, and the issuement of the Allenterm Catalogue deal with the question of a too wide range of Allenterm begin to assess certain failures of the entire project and this coming summer instead of the fall as it has been in projects. Dean Butler contends that the problems are not search for some much-needed solutions. Perhaps, in the the past. so much centered on an academic vs. non-academic simplest terms, the failures are due to the actions and-or Dean Butler especially emphasized that, for the most conflict, but rather on the level of activity. As an inaction of the Allenterm Committee, the faculty, and the part, the failure or successes of the Allenterm project lie example, Butler pointed out the great deal of hard work students. with the faculty. In the upcoming faculty meeting in involved in the "Des Oeufs Philosophes" class as com- Dean Butler, Allenterm Coordinator, points out that one March one of the main topics on the agenda will be the pared to the innumerable projects which were quite of the "problems is directly involved in the committee Allenterm projects. In particular, the faculty will be literally excuses for a vacation. itself. In Dean Butler's words, "(he committee asked to respond to certain questions regarding Allen- Certainly, the problems and failures of the Allenterm procedures are not very good at all." This lack of term in the hopes that their responses will give a sharper procedure may account for the seeming arbitrariness of are also, in part, cue to the student lack of initiation focus to the admittedly vague guidelines currently Butler maintains that the Allenterm Committee is more the committee in regard to student initiated projects. established. Dr. Heineman, a member of the Allenterm than willing to listen to any "responsible student input " However Dean Butler believes that improvements are committee, generally concurred with Butler's analysis of Not so incidently, there is still a student vacancy on the forthcoming in that directions and cites the im- the lack of definition remaining a major fault. For in- committee which can only be filled through student provements accomplished this year such as a closer stance, one of the requirements of projects is that they initiative. Science Digest

Chinese archaeologists have uncovered a tomb 2,100 and the intervening periods of warmth were much News Feature Shorts from February's years old and found in it the remarkably preserved shorter. The February issue of SCIENCE DIGEST SCIENCE DIGEST remains of the wife of a Chinese aristocrat, and more reports that Dr. Emiliani and other global climatologists Researchers now are working with whales, dolphins than 1,000 artifacts in excellent condition. February determined the next Ice Age may come in a few thousand and porpoises to see if they can be taught to "talk" with SCIENCE DIGEST reports the 50-year-old woman's body years, but are concerned that man's disruptive effect on people as well as work with them. The sea mammals have was discovered in an ancient burial pit sealed within six the environment could cause one to develop about two been used for some time by the Navy for performing coffins along with a full complement of food, clothing, and hundred years from now. a number of undersea tasks that include the retrieval of utensils for use in the next life. The excellent condition of test weapons, rescuing frogmen in trouble, and acting as the artifacts, many of which might still be used, and the Geniuses may be dunces in the classroom if Einstein is underwater messengers for Sealab II researchers. The well preserved state of the body, prompted Chinese ar- any example. His later triumphs in science were hardly February SCIENCE DIGEST reports that because of chaeologists lo label them as the greatest single find of foreshadowed in his youth, according to a bestseller their ability to go much deeper than men and because the century. they can be trained to do a variety of underwater chores, excerpt in the February SCIENCE DIGEST. As a young these creatures are favored as more economical and 'student, he had difficulty in school, was a social loner, did Dr. Cesare Emiliani. University of Miami Geology not attend most of his college classes, and saw his doc- practical than the complicated operations of men and Professor, says there's another Ice Age coming and it equipment. But now some researchers claim that several toral thesis rejected. The early years of adulthood were may be just around the corner. By examining cores of porpoises have been taught to vocalize recognizable word ne Wh h h S genius was lar el sediment from the sea bottom. Dr. Emiliani was able to " l'" Ji ' 8 y unrecognized, and sounds. Most scientists snort, but they are listening. determine that periods of freezing in the earth's history the high point of his younger years was when he finally came much more frequently than science had estimated, was able to land a full-time job as a clerk in a patent of- fice. 11 i Fiat Lux, Alfred, New York February 22,1973

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VISITOR—FELIX OCASIO • Mr. Felix Ocasio, an employee of Inter American University, located in Puerto Rico, will be visiting Alfred from March to May of this year. Mr. Ocasio will be doing work "with Alfred's Business and Finance Department, which will hopefully benefit both parties involved. Arrangements for the intern-type project were made by the Middle States Association, which sponsors several such ventures yearly. Although his assignments have not yet been specifically assigned, Mr. Ocasio's program will deal mainly with Alfred's personnel and cost-accounting matters. Among his possible projects are studies leading to the specific definition of costs, for each school within the University, 4 thus enabling expense comparisons to be drawn. Mr. Ocasio will also be working in conjunction with Alfred's Physical Plant, as well as with the campus food service; both of which will serve as beneficial background for his future work. Mr. Ocasio has been very active in his past several years at Inter American University. He started work as Assistant Librarian, and as of 1972, had advanced to the * post of Budget Director. In addition, he has handled various personnel, accounting, and other miscellaneous services. N. Y. Street Life Your Assembly A consultant on using rural and urban space, William green grass and the preservation of Alfred's spacious H. Whyte feels the center of various sities aren't crowded By GAIL FESKO enough. Using New York as his example, Whyte spoke to The Student Assembly meeting gave President Miles appearance are desirable dividends of this investment. Herrick could then be remodeled to house business and his Alfred audience on the different aspects of street life his final opportunity to gather student reactions to the in urban areas. The lecture centered around a film Whyte \ recommendations of the Campus Planners Advisory nursing while both South Hall and Allen Lab could be used to supply classrooms for the increased enrollment. presented; a summation of his more recent research. Committee (CPAC). Lasting for over two hours, the Working under a grant from the National Geographic In spite of the fact all projects will be privately funded, meeting concentrated around President Miles' presen- Society, Whyte made studies of the different types of students are concerned about the costs of each recom- tation of the Committee's suggestions. During the people one finds on the streets of large cities and the mendation. The Campus Planners have estimated a $4.5 question-answer ¿-¿fii.' _ chat follo-.vfi, students expressed space utilization of the streets by the general public. Until million expenditure for the new library and a $2.5 million their concern of a "super Manhattan" effect the new Whyte, most scientific theories were based on research expenditure for an expansion onto Herrick. Mr. Heywood library might have on the appearance of the campus. done jn Ihe laboratory with mice and rats. assured the audience an expansion would not be a second Alternative plans, still a "live" possibility, revealed Vendors and beggars are a major contribution to city student interest in the practicality of funding such rate job even though it is a second choice. If the latter suggestion is followed, the remaining $2 million could be slreet life. Following the clusters of people, vendors will projects. President Miles will consider the recom- set up "shop" anywhere. An example was given in the mendations of the Campus Planners, the CPAC, and the spent on campus beautification. As an alternative suggestion, the CPAC recommended that each new film of one vendor selling hot dogs to a crowd of people students, before he presents his final recommendations to watching a live bank robbery. The "beggars are also very the Board of Trustees. Appointed committees structure spend 30 percent of its total cost for land- scaping. The financing of new books was questioned but astute in selecting locations to work. Many of them belong " representing the Board will discuss the feasibility of the lo a syndicate that assigns specific neighborhoods to each S recommendations on the first, second, and third of the administration said provisions were made in the Master Plan as well as an increased library budget. Other one. Beggars become unique when observed off the job. March. The final decision will be made by the entire While one man arrives in a taxi each morning, another Board of Trustees on March 30. financial concerns included the cost of a new Performing Arts building versus a renovated South Hall. Both man. allegedly a spastic, is coordinated enough to slip Due to the location and structure of the new library, it is alternatives are comparatively equal; priced slightly around Ihe corner for a normal cigarette break. Other feared Alfred will begin to lose its rural appearance. The over $1 million. unique individuals included a man who insisted on proximity of the surrounding buildings might make the helping the police direct traffic and Moondog, a blind proposed Lambda Chi site unfavorable. Competing for Prior to President Miles' presentation, the meeting poet, who sits on street corners selling his works. dealt with various announcements and one financial space as well as a decent view, the new library would Through his research, Whyte has made some definite proposal. Nominations will be accepted for University have to be at least a four story structure. Clustered conclusions on space utilization. People, for some Council until Feb. 22. Voting will take place at the Student among the Science Center, Harder Hall, and the Mc- unknown reason, will stop in the middle of the sidewalk to Assembly meeting that night. Joe Kern, acJng chairman, Mahon Building, this new development would give a have a long chat with a long lost friend. Stairways and reminded students nominations are open for all Student "high rise" effect when compared to the older but more steps are another favorite place for people to gather and Assembly offices. Elections will be in March._ New of- picturesque Alfred structures. converse. Conversational distance, the amount of space ficers will take over their positions in April; working A new alternative, suggested by George Karras, an between people talking, is a decisive factor in selecting under the guidance of present officers. All nominations A.U. junior, seemed to displace such fears. While the stone ledges lo sit on instead of benches. ^"Smoosing," the may be left in the Student Assembly box. Students were Campus Planners feel the new Hhrqrv should be close to pastime of standing and talking, is well practiced among reminded professional wrestling will be on March 1. All Ihe Science Center and Ceran. dries, Ka; feels men. Usually Iwo or Ihree individuals will gather on the proceeds will go for the Allegany SPCA. George Karras, (he new Performing Arts buLuitig should be ierr the popular street corner. Oddly enough, extensive research known for his outstanding participation the the Great stage and theatrical equipment in Harder Hall. Both lias proven wide open spaces, such as the center of a American Rip-Off, announced a Dance Marathon for goals could be obtained by constructing the new Per- plaza, is no! widely used by Ihe public. Though there are March 30. More details will be published at a later date. forming Arts building on the Lambda Chi site and the new many speculations as lo why. nothing has been proven. •y library "kitty corner" to th?t site across from the Mc- The one financial proposal was for $250, requested by the Wrestling Club. Since the financial committee wasn't The lecture, sponsored by the CPC, was held on « Mahon Building. The Performing Arts building would not February 15 al 8:15 p.m.. in Ihe Science Center. The only take up less space but allow for a more scenic view; present, a straw vote was taken. The proposal will be officially passed at the next meeting. audience was composed of community dwellers, ad- being only two stories high. Though it would cost more to ministration faculty, and students build the new library on an incline, the conservation of Affirmative Action Plan / of enforcing the proposed guidelines. Among his duties By KATHY ARCANO will be establishing work pools, and keeping lists of all An Affirmative Action plan, concerning the rights of , open positions in the University readily accessable. Also, both women and minority groups, has recently become a he must see that accurate, comprehensive records be lopic for consideration among Alfred's administrative kept on all those who apply for positions, in addition to leaders. The cabinet set up for discussion of this matter keeping in touch with the Department of Health. includes Mr. Regala, Deans Council, Univeristy Council Education, and Welfare Chairman, and University Council on Standards for Hopefully, the Affirmative Action Committee will make Women. positive contributions toward equalizing the opportunities Thé actions being considered are a result of a federal of all those being recruited and hired by Alfred Univer ruling, taking form in Executive Order 11246, which sity prohibits recipients of Federal contracts, from discrimination concerning race, color, religion, sex. or national origin. Included in the order is a calling for af- Consultant to I.S.C. firmative action to attract more minority groups and women applicants for employment and enrollment Theodore A Randall. head of the Division of Art and consideration. It should be noted, however, that quotas Design of Ihe New York State College of Ceramics at are not permitted. Employment goals must be based on Alfred University, has been asked to serve as a consultant availability of qualified minorities and women, and that to Ihe International Symposium on Ceramics scheduled their subsequent employment and salaries must be a lor July and August at the Memphis (Tenn.) Academy of result of objective qualifications^ Art. Scuba Course Offered Due to federal funding, Alfred University is legally lie is currently a member of the Accreditation Com- National Association of Underwater Instructors > affected by the executive order, and will be taking steps mission of the National Association of Schools of Art, presents a basic Scuba Certification Course Monday « to comply with the government's guidelines. which is scheduled to examine the art program at the nights beginning Monday, Feb. 26, Room 326, Science President Miles has appointed Dr. Barton as head of University of Washington, in Seattle, at the end of Center. 7 p.m. Contâct Dr. Rausch, 320 SC, for further Alfred's Affirmative Action plan. Barton will be in charge February information. 587-8243 or 871-2205. 11i Fia t Lux, Alfred, New York February 22,1973 Taxmobile Resignations The placement offices provide this resume service as This service is available to all students who might need well as a credential service for elementary and secon- By CHRIS MAKIN help. dary education majors, guidance counselors and school It seems that the "In" thing for this year's Alfred In an effort to expand its service to the taxpaying psychology majors. University administrators is to resign in search of a more public, the Buffalo District of the Internal Revenue Scheduled On-Campus Interviews pleasing post or line of employ. Two have already done Service has launched two "taxmobiles." These self- In Next Two Weeks so, Val Clute and George Rivoli, and we can probably look contained assistance units will travel throughout the Mon., Feb 26 Chase Manhattan Bank LA Bus Ad Southern Tier offering assistance to citizens of numerous for at least one more in the very near future. Tues., Feb. 27 Owens-Illinois Glass Co. (1 Cer. Eng." small communities. Two weeks ago, Mr. Val Clute, head of alumni, left our Columbia Pres. Med. Cen. Nursing midst to accept a position with a vineyard in Modesto, This taxmobile will visit Alfred, New York, Fri., Feb. Royal Globe Ins. Co. L.A., Bus. Ad California. He graduated from Alfred University as a 23, 1973 9:30 a.m. -3:15 p.m., and will be parked in front of National Inst: of Health Nursing Carnegie Hall, Main Street, directly across from Drug ceramic art major and went right into the industry. After Wed., Feb. 28 Corning Glass Co. <2 sch.) Cer Eng Store. twenty years, he left his job and returned to Alfred as the Thur., Mar. 1 Allstate Ins. Co. L A head of alumni. Recently, he had been looking for a new This novel concept in tax assistance is a Buffalo Fri., Mar. 2 Sylvania Electric Business District "first." position in the glass industry. Then a rather substantial New Eng. Deaconess Hos. Nursing offer came from a wine company in California and he The taxmobile will aid all taxpayers with Federal In- Mon., Mar. 5 St. Elizabeth Hos. Nursing come Tax problems as well as the specialized problems of 1 happily accepted the offer; He is now designing wine Wed., Mar. 7 Medina Central School Education the victims of the June flood. bottles. As of this writing, there are ho known provisions Harbison Walker (2 sch.) Cer Eng being made to select a new head of alumni. If anyone in the area misses the taxmobile, the Olean Thur., Mar. 8 Harbison Walker Cer. Eng Mr. George Rivoli has also taken the giant step, but he Office, Exchange National Bank Building, 201 North V won't be leaving until late June or early July. Two years Union Street, Olean, New York, Room 608 (Phone 372- „ . Woolworth L.A., Bus. Ad. ago he came here as head of student housing. He will be 5455) will have regular hours: Monday through Friday Fri., Mar. 9 Macy's L.A., Bus. Ad. leaving to pursue a career in real estate or stocks and 8:15 a.m. to 4:45 p.m.; extended hours Friday evening Montefiore Hos. Nursing securities, probably the latter. His successor will be 4:45 p .rti. to 6:45 p .m. and Saturday from 9:00 a .m. to 4:00 St. Luk's Hos. Center Nursing • chosen, by Joe Moklebust, Leland Miles and Rivoli p.m. . Y> himself, at the convention of the National Association of Tax Reminder Student Personnel Administrators. It will be held in The Internal Revenue Service today reminded tax- Philadelphia in the latter part of May. payers that in order to claim the recently increased $750 A.U. Placement personal exemption for a dependent, they must meet all With the second semester shifting into high gear, the the dependency tests. placement offices in Allen Hall and the McMahon The basic requirement to claim a child as a dependent Building will be bustling with activity as employers from is that the parent must provide more than half the child's business and industry begin on-campus interviewing to Sass Appointed support for the entire year, John E. Foley, Buffalo discuss career opportunities with this year's graduating Dr. Daniel B. Sass, professor and chairman of the District Director for Internal Revenue, said. If a child is class. After two lean years it would appear that the department of geology at Alfred University, has been born during the year, the parent has to meet this support economy is on the upswing again and the employment appointed a member of the education committee of the test only after the time of birth, he noted. nation-wide' Association of Sea Grant Program In- picture looks somewhat brighter. This is not to say that the Class of '73 will have the business world "beating a Divorced or separated parents must determine who stitutions. indeed provided over half the child's support. Generally The association consists of some 50 American colleges path to its door" as did the graduates of the mid-sixties. However, there is reason for guarded optimism. the parent with custody of the child for the better part of y and universities. ' Of this number, approximately 14 the year is entitled to the dependency deduction There receive the lion's share of federally funded Sea Grant aid Many companies, that are not recruiting on-campus may be exceptions to this rule, depending on the terms of for oceanographic and fresh-water research and studies. this year, have indicated a willingness to review resumes the decree and the amount contributed to the child's The committee to which Sass was named is charged of seniors interested in their organizations. This means a support by the parent who does not have custody lot of letter writing by students, but it is a good way to with examining the Sea Grant program's impact These rules may pertain to a child under 19 at the end of make companies aware of your interest and nationally on marine related education and training. the year, or a full-time student for some part cf five qualifications. The placement offices have several months of the year, regardless of income even if the child pamphlets and books describing resume development claims an exemption for himself on his own return. and letter writing techniques. We would also be pleased to Mr. Foley also reminded all taxpayers that file they review your resume and letters of application at your Middle States Study must complete the new Revenue Sharing section before convenience. The most important event in Alfred's history will take sending the return to the Andover Service Center place April eighth to the eleventh. During this period of time the Middle States Association will be making a case ' study of Alfred. Unlike other private institutions, Alfred S has broken national trends with its Master Plan, in- CCA Electron Microscope creased enrollment and balanced budget. In order to get a The New Yor•k statStatpe fVlllpcrCollegep nof Ceramicnoraminos a¡ift Alfred utili«utilize, the instrumen: i t. t.o stud..y th. e mechanical and better idea of what Alfred is like, the Middle States University has added a $57,000 scanning electron structural properties of ceramic materials. According to Association has requested seminars be held on con- microscope to its array of research and teaching aids. Dr. James S. Reed, associate professor of ceramic troversial subjects. In addition to the case study, the The instrument, manufactured by the Etec Corporation engineering and the Autoscan's supervisor the in- Association will be'reaccrediting Alfred. Reaccreditation of Hayward, Calif., has a magnification range of from strument will also be used at Alfred University in the takes place every ten years. five to 240,000 power. It permits observation and study of fields of biology, geology, physics, and chemistry A regional accrediting agency, the Middle States minute cellular and crystal structures and the fracture Unlike the light-transmitting microscopes of college Association has chosen six universities for observation; surfaces of minerals. and high school biology laboratories, the electron hoping new ideas can be obtained and shared in other The device differes primarily from the *wo electron microscope employs a beam of electrons that scan or educational circles. Sixteen national educators will be transmission microscopes now in use in the Ceramics sweep back and forth across a specimen. The electrons sent to Alfred representing the Association. They have College in that it does not require thinly sliced specimens scatter against the object's surface like a wave breaking requested the seminars include such topics as Track II, for observation. The Autoscan, as it is called, is able to on a beach, are collected and converted electronically the Master Plan, tenure, faculty advisors, etc. The observe chunks of materials, producing three- into an image viewed on a cathode-ray tube similar to the seminar will be conducted by the use of panels. Panelists dimensional images in which all details have a depth of screen on a TV set. will be chosen from the community, administration, field in sharp focus. According to Reed,' the Autoscan concentrates faculty, and students. Spectators are limited with only 12 Pores of tissue membranes, for example, are seen as tremendous power in a convenient package " It can be seats vacant for students ; one of which will be reserved tunnel-like structures. operated by the students themselves with a minimum of for a representative of the FIAT LUX. Any students in- Students and faculty members in the Division of instruction, he said. terested on serving on the panel should see Dr. Gene Odle Engineering and Science of the College of Ceramics will in Student Affairs.

Job Openings Oldsmobile Division of GMC is looking for an on- campus student representative to promote the sale of their automobiles. This would be a part-time position with hours and salary to be arranged. Interested students should contact the Placement Office in Allen Hall.

The Tyler Place on Lake Champlain is looking for a student representative to act as their agent on a com- mission basis. Interested students should contact: The Tyler Place, Highgate Springs, Vermont 05460, or stop f»t the Placement Office for additional information.

JEF Enterprises of 600 Old Willets Path, Hauppauge, N. Y. 11787, is looking for juniors or sophomores who have a basic knowledge of stereo equipment and would like to sell for them on a part-time basis. Contact Mr. J. E. Frank at the above address. Water Safety Course WATER SAFETY INSTRUCTOR'S COURSE Beginning on Wednesday, March 14,1973, there will be a Red Cross Water Safety Instructors course offered at the Alfred Tech pool. If you are interested, register at the office for continuing education in North Hall. , The course will run for 10 weeks, meeting from 7:00 to 10:00 p.m. on Wednesday evenings. You must be 17 years of age and hold a current Red Cross Senior Life Saving Certificate to be eligible. HUPKKVISOK AND TECHNICIAN demonstrate new $57.000 scanning electron microscope in !,t th«' New York State College of Ceramics at Alfred University. Left and right Dr James s Itwil dissociato professor of ceramic engineering. Ward E. Votava, technician specialist. 11 i Fiat Lux, Alfred, New York February 22,1973

Arts cmL fyjrpUycJ Weekend Concerts By JOE MEIGS A welcome surprise package visited our campus in the form of Orphan. All seemed pleased with their per- formance. If there is a gap which needs filling at Alfred it is between concerts and students. This gap was well satiated Friday evening. The round of applause which Orphan well deserved was met with two encores of ex- cellence. McKendree Spring opened with "Down by the River." Their version of this song may now be classed as com- petition to Buddy Miles and Niel Young, who both made the song popular. McKendree Spring did not destroy these other artists' songs, rather they re-created "Down by the River" in a new refreshing facet. Showing a bit more professionalism than Orphan with their stage actions, McKendree Spring captivated the audience into silence, something which has become a rare occurrence here at Alfred. Talent is not lacking with this group. Their bass player, of two weeks, fit well into the McKendree Spring puzzle. Michael Dreyfuss, who plays the electric violin, gave an outstanding performance. Dreyfuss may be considered a master with his use of the mood synthesizer and violin. What other chin musician can take the reverb from his instument and play harmonies against it as it echoes Separate Peace away into silence? Fran McKendree adds mellow folk Hilton's Work Displayed By JON SCHERER which blends softness to the group's sometimes insanity Gene and Finny were friends during a time of national, of heavy electric rock. Marty Stulsky's lead guitar got worldly importance. The Second World War was having into some driving and complex passages, ending with a Examples of sculpted glass forms by a young faculty its effect upon a generation not yet eighteen yc s old. "A mellow sound, which exemplifies his talent. artist at the New York State College of Ceramics at Separate Peace" involved boys graduating from the My only criticism of McKendree Spring is a gripe over Alfred University are currently on exhibition at gallery books and sports of prep school days to the fighting in cohesiveness. I enjoy solos, but not when only one and museum shows in New York City. what seemed another world that now threatened their musician is left on stage to finish a tune. McKendree Eric G. Hilton, assistant professor of glass design, is calm lifestyles. Spring might well benefit in combining their talents in- displaying a series of six works entitled "Personal The hidden intention of Gene wanting to hurt Finny was stead of separating them. The concert Friday evening Statements in Glass" through Feb. 24 at the Lee Nordness brought to the surface to give Finny a sense of being what was the third appearance of McKendree Spring at Alfred. Galleries, 236 East 75th Street. he was. He was crippled and forced to acknowledge this in Although many of us enjoy their music, I am sure we look At the nearby Museum of Contemporary Crafts he is order to grant him a peace with himself. The discrepancy forward to other bands in the future. Perhaps Jonathan participating in a group show through March 25 entitled was that Gene actually had not caused Finny's accident Edwards, Seals and Crofts, or Poco would suffice. "American Glass Now." Hilton is represented by three but in his mind he blamed himself and learned to believe The end of the concert dragged a bit, but then the people works dealing with illusion and environment, using as his this. Leper, the witness to the alleged crime, punished were a little dragged out themselves. After the crowd left, medium of expression fused-glass units and thick plates Gene and thought he was aiding Finny by lying and the multitude of.bottles and cans on the floor seemed to lie of sandblasted glass. • saying Gene had crippled his friend. in tribute to the hard partying which took place, not to A native of Scotland, Hilton has taught previously at The confrontation with this fact, added to the pressure mention the clouds of smoke that chased people out the universities and art schools in Canada and Great Britain. of the need of every able-bodied man, lead to Finny's door. He has displayed his work in exhibitions in those coun- death. A death that medicine attempt.a to explain tries and the United States. physically, but in this case was more than physical. Gene established his separate peace through his unintentional Ballets Africains pitying of his maimed friend. By JOE MEIGS The mind plays many tricks. Anything can be made to "The most distinguished and sophisticated of all be believed. No one must, as this example shows, let his African dance companies ... a stylish and tremendously mind be conditioned into what isn't there. exciting show" (Clive Barnes, the New York Times). This Rhodes 'Exhibit is only one of many quotes praising the works of LES BALLETS AFRICAINS, who will be appearing in the BOOKS McLane Center at A.U. The program is being sponsored jointly by Alfred University and the State University Man and Citizen: De Homine and De Cive Agricultural and Technical College at Alfred. An exhibition of abstract collages by Daniel Rhodes, by Thomas Hobber professor of ceramic art at the New York State College of Lps Ballets Africains began their current American Edited, with an Introduction by Bernard Gert Ceramics at Alfred University, is currnetly on view tour in Brooklyn Jan. 13 and will continue cross-country Publication Date: December 1, 1972 through Feb. 28 in the Walter C. Hinkle Memorial Library through May. The company of 44 young men and women Price: $2.95 Pages: 400 at the neighboring State University Agricultural and from 96 regional dance groups subsidized by the govern- Technical College at Alfred. ment of Guinea, offers a program which combines dance GALLERY and music with the legend, history, and pageantry of The exhibition is sponsored by the Alfred State College Africa's past, present, and future. Cultural Arts Committee. Albright-Knox Art Gallery The program LES BALLETS AFRICAINS presents Rhodes, a faculty member at Alfred University for the Buffalo consists of dancing, singing, acrobatics, and comedy past 25 years, is best known as a potter, sculptor, and Hours: Sunday: 12-5 p.m. combined with dramatizations of folk tales. Their show authority on kilns and glazes. Tues-Sat.: 10:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. will be unique in that not one word of English will be Examples of his work are in the permanent collections spoken. During previous tours, audiences have been of a number of major museums, including the Victoria 24 Concert greatly impressed by the exhilarating energy and beauty and Albert in London, the Everson in Syracuse, the S.E.M. Ensemble of the performers, by their stunning faces and bodies— Smithsonian in Washington, D.C., and the Museum of Works by Julius Eastman, Morton Feldman and Fredric bodies which, in the case of many of the girls, remain Contemporary Crafts in New York City. Rzewski topless to add authenticity to the stories they portray. Auditorium 8:30 p.m. LES BALLETS AFRICAINS will be performing on Friday, Feb. 23, at 8:15 p.m. in the McLane Center. A 25 Film: Gallery—A View of Time public sale of tickets for the program will be on sale in the Gallery talk 3:00 p.m. McLane Center, Friday evening. A.U. and Tech students Auditorium 1:30, 2:30, 3:30 p.m. and faculty will be admitted free with I.D. All other Potpourri students $1.00, adults $2.00. CPC 23 Les Ballets Africains, McLane Center 8:15 p.m.

POETRY A.U., Ag-Tech and Faculty free with I.D. College Student's Poetry Anthology The NATIONAL POETRY PRESS FLICKS 310 Selby Ave. Babcock Theatre, Wellsville Los Angeles, California 93034 Feb. 22-27 The Sword in the Stone Disney animation at its best Rated G The NATIONAL POETRY PRESS announces its Feb. 28 - March 3 Child's Play SPRING COMPETITION. The closing date for the Robert Preston - James Mason Rated PG submission of manuscripts by college students is April 10. Any student attending either junior or senior college is Nevins Theatre, A.U. eligible to submit their verse. There is no limitation as to Shows 7:30 & 9:30 Adm. $1.00 form or theme. Shorter works are preferred by the Board Feb. 24 Super Fly Rated R of Judges, because of space limitations. Feb. 25 Blacula Rated PG Each poem must be typed or printed on a separate sheet, and must bear the NAME and HOME ADDRESS of Jerry Lewis Twin Cinema, Hornell the student, and the COLLEGE ADDRESS as well. Feb. 22-28 Deliverance MANUSCRIPTS should be sent to the OFFICE OF THE Shows 7:30 & 9:30, Adm. $2.00 Rated R PRESS. 11 i Fiat Lux, Alfred, New York February 22,1973 Sauna Re-opened Geneseo Folkfest Divine Miss M Refreshing. Who could ask for more, when the vine There's going to be a folk festival in Geneseo again this grows up from the depths of the pits and then blossoms year, February 23, 24, and 25, with many activities and slowly to reveal a monument ; . . a monument so large Mr. Paul Powers, Director.of Athletics, announced the personalities to interest lovers of the folk idiom. and dynamic that it makes even the idols of its own kind sauna bath in McLane Center will be reopened on Appearing in the Ballroom at the College Union at the seem impotent and anemic. That's the story of Bette February 19 under "proper supervision." The facility State University College of Arts and Science at Geneseo Midler, truly a divine Miss M. was originally closed due to complaints of misuse. To on Friday evening, 8:15 p.m., will be Kurt Anderson, After her germination period of packing in the boys at eliminate future problems, the Univeristy has ordered a singer guitarist of country music and blues; Pattie Nunn, the Continental Baths in the Big Apple, after national new sauna bath, to be used exclusively by women. In- traditional singer and guitarist; and Andy Cohen, a exposure on Johnny Carson's The Tonight Show (and stallation of the new sauna in the women's swim consummate musician who is an .expert in blues and underlining the bill with Carson in Las Vegas last spring), lockerroom will be in the near future. Presently, the ragtime on the piano and guitar. after eight months of production hassles and changing sauna in the men's locker room will be open to all Saturday, also in the Ballroom, will be workshops, producers mid-stream in recording, Atlantic has finally students, faculty, and staff. Thç hours are as follows : beginning at 2:00 p.m. and square dancing at 3:30 p.m. blessed the people of the pits with Bette's first album, The Saturday evening at 8:15 p.m. will find Jack McGann, Divine Miss M. Monday-Thursday Male students 7:30-9:30 p.m. Margaret MacArthur and Bottle Hill Boys on stage. Perhaps one could better describe Bette as being the Friday Women faculty 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Master of ceremonies both evenings will be Allan ultimate bridge. The song titles on The Divine Miss M Women students 7-9:30 p.m. ftlcKenney. seem more like a goulash recipe from the music world Saturday Male students 2-5 p.m. Sunday evening Dave VanRonk and Patrick Sky will than a rundown of what is on. the album. But Midler Sunday Women students 2-5 p.m. give a duo concert, also in the Ballroom. makes the whole thing work. First of all, Bette Midler is a Women faculty and staff should make reservations. Performance tickets for the concerts will be available singer and a singer in the purest sense. She is a lady. She Call 871-2193. after February 12 at the College Union information desk is a salesman to the extent that her believability is at the State University College of Arts and Science at unaffected and consistent. She not only sings a sorig, but Geneseo. feels every little loving inch of it. To complete the cake she's a performer and the freshest one that has come this way in a long time. Bette doesn't open the album but lures you into it with I he stylized Do You Want to Dance. Moods change and Miles Withdraws elevate smoothly with the La La special, Chapel of Love. The mood then calms with the story of the lonely heart in President Miles officially withdrew his name from the Super Star, which she salvages and does more than list of candidates being considered for the position of justice to, to the point that one wonders if it is the same president of the University of Louisville. Miles made the material that the Carpenters had aborted, instead of announcement on February 19. It is speculated the dropping a ton of bricks, she drops two songs that are just President has applied for a candidacy elsewhere. as effective: Hello In There and Am I Blue. The second side opens and closes with the song Friends. Bette then moves back into the fifties nostalgia with the camp hits Daytime Hustler and The Leader of the Pack. Delta Dawn is probably the most potent of the tear-jerker ballads on the ablum. Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy is not Waiting for Godot WALF only a technically superb job of sound mixing as Bette BROADCAST SCHEDULE FOR SECOND SEMESTER does a slick three part harmony, but a pure get-up-off- Monday through Friday sign on at 7 a.m. your-seat joy. By PHYLLIS MONROE Monday With the way Bette's concerts are selling out across the "Life is meaningless." Essentially, these few words 4-7 Ken Slattery great land of ours (she sold out in two days to standing signify the entire theme of Beckett s world reknowned 5 Waste Not room only, for her concert in Buffalo on the 25th) it looks Waiting for Godot. In true ironic form, Beckett's ideas 5:30 Pappys Parlor like Bette will be around for a long time with the best yet have engulfed the Peter Lichtenstein production of the 6:30 Campus Radio Voice to come from a Divine, simply DIVINE Miss M. famed existential play. For, quite simply, no one 7-11 Jeff Converse College of Rock and Roll Knowledge bothered to show up for the auditions. However, Peter has 8 In the Public Interest Record Review Take 2 , not fallen totally, into despair and still retains some hope 10 Mother Earth News that all his work will not prove futile. Anyone and 11-2 a.m. Larry Schwartz record review . . everyone interested in auditioning for Waiting for Godot By CHRIS MAKIN may contact Peter at 587-8136. Tuesday "... But the Colorado rocky mountain high 4-7 Stanley Wraight The shadow from the starlight is softer than a lullaby 6:30 Campus Radio Voice Rocky Mountain High ..." 7-11 Arthur Spitalnick 8 In the Public Interest Would Be Gentleman 10 Mother Earth News 11-2 a.m. Pete Herman Many of you probably recognize the above lines as those of John Denver. It's been playing on the AM air If all goes according to director Ronald B. Brown's Wednesday waves for about two months now, and like "Take Me hopes, Moliere's classical farcial comedy, Would Ben 4-7 Jon Godfrey Home Country Road," it has done well on the charts. But gentleman, will be the opening production at the New 5 Waste Not "Rocky Mountain High" (the song) is just the proverbial Fine Arts Building. Accompanying the production will be "tip of the iceberg." an extensive display parking the tri-centennial of 6:30 Campus Radio Voice Rocky Mountain High (RCA-Victor) is also an album. It Moliere's death. Mr. Brown, an associate professor of 7-11 Bill Fox is John Denver moving his West Virginia music to speech and drama at Alfred University, hopes to give the 7:15 Ride Board Colorado and fusing it with the essence of the Rockies. It comedy a more modern translation despite the required 8 In the Public Interest (formerly "American Report") has come to full fruition in this album. And it is Fan- elaborate settings and costumes. Included among the 9 Ride Board tastic!!! many performers will be Peter Kinney, John Kiernan, 9:30-10 The Green Hornet Mary Roach, John King, Eliza Sonneland, and Bill 10 Mother Earth News Side one begins with the late awakening of a man's soul Hawkins. Would Be Gentleman is currently scheduled to 11-2 a.m. Steve Martin in "Rocky Mountain High," moves to the lost glory of the be performed March 29, 30 and 31. Appalachians in "Paradise," and come to a close with Thursday "Prisoners," a plea for our POW's. As you turn the record 4-7 Pete Fenwood over, you move through the pains of being a traveling 6:30 Campus Radio Voice musician in "Goodbye Again." Then you come face-to- 7-11 Del Benzaquin face, ear-to-ear with the "Season Suite," a twelve minute Superfly 7:15 Ride Board movement across the seasonal changes of the Rockies, 8 In the Public Interest Appalachians and John Denver's mind. If there were but By HARRY MERRITT 9 Ride Board one song on the whole album it would be this one. It is My first impulse on seeing the film "Superfly" was to 10 Mother Earth News absolute and total bliss. rush out and buy as much cocaine as I could find. 11-2 a.m: Robin Allen At this point the record ends, but not the music. It never However, this being far from realistic, I reluctantly ends, it will flow on in your head for countless hours forced myself to be content with my fantasies. Friday cleansing you with the-melting, slow water of John The release of "Superfly" last August provoked mixed 2-6 Stanley Wraight Denver's Rockies. reactions ranging from highly laudatory to highly 6-7 Harvey Feller critical. 6:30 Campus Radio Voice The most outspoken criticism came from leaders of the 7-11 George Karras black community who condemned the film for its 8 In the Public Interest allegedly pro-drug stance and for the detrimental effect it 10 Mother Earth News might have on black youth. 11-2 a.m. Barry Stern It cannot be denied that the film glamorizes the life of a drug dealer. The hero, Priest, has the bast of everything Saturday that high capitalism can offer—a flashy car, beautiful 12-4 Barry Stern women, expensive clothing, luxurious apartment, et 4-7 Larry Smith cetera—all as a result of peddling cocaine. Director 7-11 Alternate—Larry Smith, Larry Schwartz Gordon Parks, Jr. counters criticism by emphasizing that 9 First Saturday of Month—Crawdaddy Priest wants out of his way of life ; that he wants to sever Remaining Saturdays—Rock Perspectives his connections with the drug underworld. This is the 11-2 a.m. Ziggy underlying theme of the movie. Ron O'Neal as Priest is superb. He is the epitome of Sunday coolness and control. The supporting cast, Julius Harris, 12-4 Jon Godfrey . Carl Lee and Sheila Frazier are excellent. Sheila Frazier 4 From Where I Sit has my vote for the sexiest performance of the year. 4:30-7 I)el Benzaquin The music from "Superfly", written and performed by 7-11 Dave Hothstein Curtis Mayfield, has swept the country and is certain to 11-2 a.m. Mike Freeman win the Oscar for the best musical score. I enjoyed "Superfly" immensely, enough so that I saw it three times and will be sitting in McLane Center Saturday night, February 24th, to see it yet again. 11 i Fiat Lux, Alfred, New York February 22,1973 Alfred After Dusk Short quotes and sweet notes from my Allenterm diary December 20th. Kirsten and I left for California with thought that I had seen Anita Bryant singing away while this 1954 'woody packed to the hilt. Kirsten had packed driving a bright orange Mack truck through the groves. Unsettled Dust everything from his Aramis starter set to his Log Cabin After we land in Miami, we are driving to Fort Lauder- Syrup bottle collection. Food. God he had packed enough dale to visit Kirsten's Grandmother. Kirsten thinks that By MIKE SCHWARTZ food to feed the troops. While we were at the Gulf station I'm asleep. In New York City a few weeks ago, two policemen were getting a fill-up, I asked him what we were going to do December 30th. We are on our way to Fort Lauderdale summoned to a Harlem apartment house. When they with all the food. Well, he said, we can always feed the and would have been there by now but Kirsten saw a arrived, they found a black man in the hallway, holding a troops Thank God mv mother didnjt make me join the group of migrant farmers picking oranges in one of the gun. He opened fire and the policemen answered with a Boy Scouts, like Kirsten's. I went through enough groves near thè road. We have been stopped here for shotgun, killing the man. These two cops were put on trial traumas trying to win all of those merit badges just to nearly an hour ; Kirsten stopped the car and ran over to for carrying an unofficial weapon to a routine call. keep my older sister Sue in the Campfire Girls. I then the trees and borrowed a bag and a ladder and went to Two weeks ago, two patrolmen were sitting in their made him drive back to the apartment and take some of work on those trees. Kirsten made me take pictures of card in the City when a car pulled up to them. Bullets the things out of the car. Still the only things that he would him with his Instamatic ... He is coming down out of the shattered the patrol car's windshield. Across the street a give up were two boxes of Quaker Oats (since I'm Jewish tree. I'll stop writing now and look very bored so that we black sniper fired a shotgun, blasts ripping through the and he's Methodist) and the bottle collection. will go. car. The sniper ran down the street and the car that had December 23rd. We have sold the car and most of the December 31st. We arrived safely at Kirsten's grand- stopped sped off, leaving the two cops wounded. cargo that we do not feel is necessary. Kirsten still has his mother's house this morning. Kirsten and I went grocery In New Orleans last month, a black sniper killed four Log Cabin bottle collection. Because of the car we are shopping this morning. I wouldn't let him get anywhere policemen and two bystanders. Three weeks ago, two flying to San Francisco this afternoon from the airport near the citrus counter. Since all of the T.N.'s have left deputy sheriffs were killed in San Antonio. In Milwaukee, here in Denver. I told Kirsten that that car just couldn't Miami and are now here, we will stay for New Years. , two more cops were killed while stopping a car. take the weight. He says I'm just a natural bitch. January 1st. New Year and an all night party on the Two years ago, two New York City cops were killed and December 24th. Kirsten blew it again. I had said that beach. I was so excited. Kirsten met a new friend, Boston two more wounded in incidents a few days apart. A black we should have gone to Miami from the very beginning. Bozier. Thank heavens that Kirsten had brought his group had taken credit for the shooting: the Black But no, he said that San Fran would be the place to spend battery operated turntable even though I complained so Liberation Army. The BLA had broken away from the the holdays. Now that we are here, we were informed that much. It was nice to hear a little Calypso on the beach in Panthers a few years ago. Police are confused as to how all of the T.N.'s had chartered Greyhounds and the wee hours. Some smart alec was crazy. Boston and they operate. There seems to be no central headquarters caravanned all the way to Miami. (What do you know! Kirsten were going to drive into the city for some rum and for the group and no communication system has been The pioneer spirit must not be dead). Anyway we were in wanted to know if anybody else wanted anything. Some uncovered. San Fran and everyone else was in Miami. Kirsten still smart alec yelled out that he wanted a fur burger. Well, It didn't take long for the cops to realize that a thinks that I'm a bitch. you know how Kirsten never pays attention. He thought nationwide conspiracy was taking place. December 26th. I win. Kirsten just couldn't take my that this dude had said funburgers and he and Boston In New York, the mayor and the police commissioner e^implaining, so yesterday he got us a job in the orange spent nearly two hours driving around Fort Lauderdale were asked to issue shotguns to the cops to use in defense groves picking oranges. With the money that we make we looking for a Burger Chief. They never found a Burger of the high powered weapons now being used by the are going to fly to Miami. I am excited. Kirsten still Chief but they did find a McDonald's. At four in the conspiracy . Bullet-proof windows are also being installed in all patrol cars. thinks that I'm a bitch. morning, here comes Kirsten and Boston with Big Macs, December 29th. I'm writing this on the plane. I NEVER fries, and orange sodas for everyone. I wouldn't drink my In all, 238 policemen have been killed in the past two want to see another orange as long as I live. Kirsten has soda and Kirsten threw a fit. We didn't speak for the next years while in the line of duty. Thirty-four cops have been > so much drive that for four days straight he and I picked three days. killed in ambushes by snipers in the past two years. oranges with little rest. Oranges picked by sunlight, The two policemen that were wounded in their patrol oranges picked by torchlight, oranges picked by Next week... Alphonse makes his prediction car were released from Brookdale Hospital in moonlight, it's all picking oranges just the same. Kirsten See you around Alfred "satisfactory condition." knew that it was time to quit on the fourth day when I (after dark of course) In England, policeipen do not even carry guns. Ruby Schlippers

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Basketball Wins Sports By CHRIS MAKIN This was a very good weekend for Alfred Saxon basketball. They posted their eighth and ninth victories of the season and also have a thrqe game winning streak going for them. On Friday, Alfred traveled to Hobart and dealt the Statesmen their ninth loss of the season, 71-62. Alfred led by seven at halftime, 28-21 and put the game away in the second half by leading scoring 43-41. The scoring in the game was well spread around with six Saxons in double figures: Mark Edstrom had 13, Jim Hopkins, John Wallace, and Guy Sessions each had 12, and Rich »Mulholland and Tom Ripple each had 10. The rebounders were led by Hopkins witji 10 and Ripple with 9. John Wallace led in assists with 6. At home on Saturday night, in an exciting game before 1,500 people, the Alfred Saxons put away the Ithaca Bombers by a 61 to 57 margin. After going into the locker room at the low end of a 25-27 score, the Saxons came back and pulled to an eleven point lead midway through the fourth quarter. Then the Saxon Warrior defense put on a real show, holding off 8 of 11 Ithaca scoring attempts and getting several steals for easy scores, in the last three minutes, to put the game away. John Wallace and Mark Edstrom scored 16 points each. Rich Mulholland threw in 9. Edstrom also led the Saxons in rebounds with 10. Mulholland had 5 assists followed by Wallace with 4. Defensive player of the week is Mark Edstrom. Mark was chosen because of his fine defensive performances against Roberts Wesleyan, Hobart, and Ithaca. Mark is also the Saxons' leading scorer with an average of 14.9 points per game. Results of the Alfred-Ithaca game were: Ithaca G F T Girls' Up Record Doherty 0 2 2 The Alfred University Girls' Swim team upped their Downey 3 1 7 record to 4-1 last Friday when they downed the mermaids A.U. Ski Mee« Folins 9 0 18 The weather was beautiful for the ski meet at Happy from Geneseo 70-51. The A.U. girls dominated the meet Hanley 0 2 2 taking first in all but three of the events. Valley last Sunday. Having the temperature below zero a 7 0 14 Hollowell Leading the A.U. swimmers were Sally Mokelbust few nights before the race allowed them to make sud- 4' 10 McCarthy 3 taking the 50 and 100 yard breaststroke and the 200 yard ficient snow so there was a good covering for both slalom Synawkowski 1 2 4 and giant slalom events. Eleven schools competed in the individual medleys. She also swam a fine leg in the 200 yard medley relay. Betsy Peyser won the 50 yard Nordic arid Alpine sections of the meet. The Nordic Totals 23 11 57 events, consisting of jumpin and cross country skiing, freestyle but was edged out by Wood of Geneseo in the 100 yard freestyle. Freshmen Mary Dooley and Pam were held at Allegheny State Park on Saturday. Alfred Alfred finished fourth in the1 cross country, and Levins placed Wollenburg also gave fine performances. Mary won both Edstrom 6 4 16 the 100 yard individual medley and the 100 yard butterfly highest for us in the jump with second. Hopkins 1 3 5 The two heat slalom race_was held Sunday morning. races. Pam won both breaststroke races, swimming the Ripple 3 1 7 50 yards in 38.0 seconds and gliding 100 yards in 1:30.4. The racer's combined time of both the heats makes up 4 1 9 Mulholland The next meet for the girls will be a tri-meet this his time for the day. Good times per heat came between 1 0 2 Dysart evening against Alfred Tech and St. Bonaventure at St. 27 and 29 seconds. John O'Hear of Alfred won the event 0 0 Sessions 0 Bonaventure. with a combined time of 55.75 seconds. Corl of Pau} Smith 3 0 6 Sims Results of the meet were/: was second with 56.02, and Fadden of Army was third Wallace 8 0 16 with 56.47. Alfred had four other finishers in the top ten. 200 yard med. relay—(A) (Sally Mokelbust, Pam Morse, Cullen, Wilcox, and John Blendell, captain of the Wollenberg, Mary Dooley, Betsy Peyser) 2:16 Totals 26 9 61 A.U. team. The course was fast and became quite icy as 200 yard freestyle—Wood (G), McGree (G), Saigh (A) more racers went down. With a course set like this and 100 yard ind. med.—Dooley (A), Boghton (A), Steinmetz the icy conditions the times varied greatly between those (G) 1:16.9 that could handle ice and those that have not mastered 50 yard backstroke—Mokelbust (A), Garrett (G),. the technique. This is probably the reason why the Alfred Brotzman (G) 35.6 team did so well in the slalom because ice is usually the 50 yard breaststroke—Wollenburg (A), Booth (G), prevailing condition of the Happy Valley slope. Coblenzer (A) 38.0 The giant slalom, run in the afternoon, was the closest 50 yard freestyle—Peyser (A), Abagatt (G), Predierski of the two races with 2.1 seconds separating the top ten (G) 30.0 finishers. There is only one run to this race so everyone 50 yard butterfly—Wooley (A), Wood (G), Gaigh (A) 31.9 has only one chance to make his best time. John O'Hear 1 meter dive—Lowther (A) 157.7 points was the best again for Alfred with a time of 30.42, 100 yard backstroke—Mokelbust (A), Brotzman (G), finishing fourth. Palmer of Cornell had the winning time Fazio (A) 1:21.4 ' of the race which was 29.28 seconds. Corl again was 100yard butterfly—Dooley (A), Steinmetz (G), Gaigh (A) second and Goodrich of Army was third. Blendell and 1:14.6 Wilcox were also in the top ten with sixth and eighth place 100 yard freestyle—Wood (G), Peyser (A), Kedjerski (G) finishes. 1:06.0 1 was surprised that there were not more people wat- 100 yard breaststroke—Wollenburg (A), Booth (G), ching the races. On such a nice day ski races are in- Goblenzer (A) 1:30.4 teresting to watch especially when our team is doing so 200 yard ind. med—Mokelbust (A)', Garrett (G), Stein- well. Races at Happy Valley are better for the spectator metz (G) 2:52.6 because the hill is short and you can see nearly the entire 3 meter dive—Lowther (A) 71.4 points course from one spot. 200 yard freestyle relay—Geneseo 2:05.0 Track Hosts Meet A.U. vs. Roberts Wesleyan By CHRIS MAKIN By N. MURRAY & T. SCOTT Mark Edstrom On last Tuesday night the Alfred Saxon Warriors Last Saturday, the Alfred track team had their second journeyed to North Chili and brought a .500 record back home meet of the season. Schools competing were AU, home with them. They brought their season record to 7 & Alfred Tech and Houghton College. Indoor Soccer Tournament 7 by beating Roberts Wesleyan by a resounding 69-45 In the relay events, the team of Ev Honningsworth and By CHRIS MAKIN score. The Saxons came out fast and led at halftime 33-18, Tom Cameron won the twenty lap relay with a time of The Alfred University soccer team has been invited to they outscored Wesleyan 36-27 through the remaining two 6:01.8. The team of Germain', Reimer, Reed, end Lowe an indoor soccer tournament to be held on Saturday, periods to ice the cake. The defense was magnificent and capture the sixteen lap relay in 4:26.9. Danny Kahm, February 24 at the Niagara University Student Center. I the offense continued to click along like a well oiled Chris Larson, Joe Birch, and Jeff Lowe ran a combined know you think that soccer is only a fall sport, but there is machine. The Saxons were led in scoring by Tom Ripple time of 9:56.8 to win the thirty-two lap relay. Speedy Kim indoor Soccer. It is played in a gym, has six players, ten with 19 and Jim Hopkins with 12. Ripple and Hopkins Miller and Bill Holbrook were first'to cross the finish in minute halves, and has no out of bounds; they play off the were also 1-2 in rebounds with 13 and 10 respectively. Rich the forty lap relay. Their time was 11:58.5. walls! In all honesty it's very much like hockey with feet. Mulholland led 'in assists with 6 and John Wallace had 4. The individual events, the mile was won by Brent The teams invited to the tournament are Alfred, Buf- The defense was led by Mark Edstrom and Rich Culver in a time of 4:55.4. Other first place finishes also falo State, University of Buffalo, Canisius, Niagara, St. Mulholland who were awarded defensive players of the went to Jay Byrne in the 600, Larry Rubin in the pole Bonaventure, Oneonta State, and Fredonia State. Play game honors. vault, and there was a tie for first place in the 35 yard will begin at nine and continue until five. It will be a dash between Chuck Varga and OWen Markowitz. Both double elimination tournament; if you lose twice you are sprinters were clocked at a time of 4.3 seconds. out. This meet was a non-scoring meet and most of the relay Playing for Alfred will be Steve Rechman, Licio OZ HOTLINE races were intersquad competition. This, however, didn't Pennisi, Jeff Amper, Mike Clay, Rich Rygiel, Brian affect the performances of the team members who are Partika, Howard Wasserstein, and Mike Burgdorf. preparing for the Rochester Invitational to be held at the Go up and support our soccer players and see some 871-2112 Univ. of Rochester. really good indoor soccer. 11 i Fiat Lux, Alfred, New York February 22,1973

Finmen Lose The A.U. finmen had a rough time last Saturday as they went down in defeat 68-40 against Hobart. They got off to a good start by winning the first event. But from then on, they swam to catch up with Hobart. The deadliest man on the Hobart squad was Robert Coffin, their captain. Coffin took first in the 1000 and 500 yard freestyle events, He also took a third ¿. the 200 yard freestyle. In the individual events, Alfred didn't take a first place until the 1. meter diving competition. Dave Pomponio, the leading diver for the A.U. swimmers, took both the 1 meter and the 3 riveter diving competitions. With his performance in this meet and previous meets, Dave looks likely to be a finalist in the State Championships to be held in Buffalo. For the most part, the races were relatively close. There was some excitement in the breaststroke race when Jim Dittman of Hobart and Kevin Martyn of A.U. were clocked at identical times of 2:37.9. The judges decision went with Dittman but Martyn's time was good enough to set a new school record. The only other first for Alfred came'in the 200 yard butterfly. George Hooper stroked the distance in a time of 2:25 to take the event. The swimmers have two more meets, both on the road, and then they will be competing in the State Cham- pionships in Buffalo in early March.

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