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Volume lll, No. 3 UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS, OHIO Sept. 26, 1969 $>m:o:o:o:o:o:a:o:a:l):a:o:o:tl:o:ro:o.lll:i (orro/1 Spoce Odyssey Oct. 10, 11 _\ 1969 Ch ris Soval Vote for Homecoming Queen

By CHERYL L. ROMANKO Dust" with c a n d i d a t e Kathy Rena Gordon, represe nting CN Feature Editor Gerome of St. John's College, is the Lambda Alpha Tau, will grace float offering of Alpha Kappa Psi. "Flight of the Allegheny X: Gator "A Space Odyssey," Home­ Kathy's date will be Union Presi­ coming 1969, will blastoff on to the Moon." A sophomore at dent James Laures. Kent State, Rena's date will be , Oct. 6 and 7, when the John Connie Marie 1\llinite, a secre­ John Cico1·a. Carroll student body chooses the tary from Solon, Ohio will be queen of the big weekend by pop­ aboard Beta Tau Sigma's "Streaks Pacelli Hall will "Splash Down ular vote. in an Uproar." James Tortomci to Victory" with randidate J o Thirteen organizations have sub­ will be her escort. Ann Meyer, a high school senior mitted plans for floats and of from PittsbUl·gh whose date will "Blue Streaks at the Controls be Roger Blichfeldt. these, twelve have nominated can­ Plot the Gators Fate" will be didates for Homecoming Queen. graced by Delta Alpha Theta's "The Conquest of S.P.A.C.E ." Alpha Epsilon Delta will present candidate Mary Ann Malina, whose will be tried by the Pershing Rifles the float "Carroll Unplugs 'Hal'e­ date is David Price. Mary Ann is with their queen candidate J o gheny." Their queen candidate is a junior at Cleveland State. Anne Allen, a sophomore. Mary Beth Hilbert of Notre Dame, Dolan Hall's queen candidate, Chris So val will "Shoot the who will be escorted by Robert J oanne Regotti, who p lans to at­ Moon" for Phi Theta !\Iu. She iR Naymik. tend Clarion State College will a Freshman at Cooper Art School. .f ] "Ailegher•y Bites the Lunar "30ar with "Crldiron Blastoff." The Sailing Club's "2000-1 A Real Space Walk" will present 1 candidate Peggy Riehle of the Univ. of Wisconsin. She will be ~ Black History Course escorted by John Casper. J oellen Palazzalo, a senior at the Univ. of Michigan will participate Offered for First Time in "The Moving Force: Just Out .pf Reach" presented by the Ski By BILL CAINE Club. Her date will be Thomas The Negro in American Culture to 1908 (Hs 299) will Maertens. be offered during the spring semester of 1970 at John Carroll "Touchdowns JCU" is the Uni­ University. Mr. Sylvester E. Davis, Administrative Assistant versity Club's float offering. Wes Catri will escort queen candidate to the President of Cuyahoga Com­ Katie Rasmossin, a Junior from munity College, will be the course upper division courses, others will Notre Dame College. instructor. He received his M.A. be admitted who have an interest in the subject. Requirements are in histo1·y from JCU in 1962 and The only float without a queen the completion of Hs 3 or permis­ $ has been an instructor in history. candidate will be "The First Step Mr. Davis commented, "This sion to enroll from the Chairman in Aviation," sponsored by the of the History Department. ~ type of course looks at history Murphy coeds. The course has one section and with eyes instead of prejudices. All students may vote for the Through courses such as this a it will meet at 7:25 p.m. on Tues days and Thursdays. During the queen candidate of their choice by new interpretation and a rede· fall semester of 1970 The Negro ballot. Elections will be held on velopment of American hlstory will Monday and Tuesday, Oct. 6 and occur."' He went on to say that in American History from 1908 (also numbered Hs 299) will be 7 outside Kulas Aud. and the snack this course will not treat the bar. Black Man as an exclusive sub· offered. ject, but rather as a part of the whole of American history. From Slavery to Freedom by John Hope Franklin will be the Delt11 A/pll11 -TIIet11 Sponsors basic text. Supplementary docu ments, such as the writings of en­ slaved Negroes, will also be used in the course. Tllirtl Annu11/ Blue Stre11k Run Approximately thirty students will be allowed to enroll in the Delta Alpha Theta's third annual Blue Streak Run will three credit-hour course. Although will the com·se is primarily intended take place on Saturday, Oct. 4. This year's run be slightly for those seeking credit hours in modified because of the football schedule. In the past the first away game was held at Washington and Jef­ ferson. The Brotherhood of DAT ran over 100 miles to get the ball Homecoming Information to the game. With the first awn' game being Case Tech, the ball Tickets for the Homecoming concert, featuring the Iron will be marched to Case's Eddie Butterfly and the Rotary Connection, will go on sale Monday, Finnigan Field. Sept. 29 in the Gym ticket office. Ticket prices are $4, $5, and $6. Kicking off the march will be a Homccomin~ Week festivities will include Carroll's rendi­ rally at 10:30 on the Quad. P tion of "A Space Odyssey," and organizational floats will be meeting will be held on Wednes­ on exhibition on the quad before and after the CarroD-AJJe. day, Oct. 1, 7:30 p.m. for all th" ghcny football game. interested in joining the march. Following the gridiron battle will be the Homecoming ~1r. Timothy Gauntner, Dean of Dance at 9 p.m. in the Gym. Tickets for the dance are $3.50 Men and former Ca1Toll grid st~ · and will be on sale, along with tickets to class parties, outside will join in the march. Dave Price. Chairman of the march, hopes tr the ~nack bar. get several hundred students to Joanne Regotti participate in the event. Mary Beth Hilbert Page 2 THE CARROLL NEWS Sept. 26, 1969 The Carroll News Open Forum Joseph R. W asdovich, Editor-in-Chief Good Neighbor Peter Minarik . . . . News Editor Ed Kiss . .. Sports Editor Cheryl Romanko Feature Editor Dan Boyle Business Manager Policy Revisited T. K. Deely ...... Graphics Editor Thomas A. Miller .. Circulation Manager By CHAS. H. FULLER The radio was playing the Youngbloods' Get Together as we reached University Heights City Hall last Monday night. JOHN CARROLL UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS, OHIO 44118 Up one flight of stail·s to a small hot room (the same 1·oom which last year, when the debate about local option was held, had est and most needless war, people signs claiming a capacity of 75 have been marching for human plastered everywhere) tonight rights, students have been rebel­ Caucus Suit packed with some two hundred ling against imprisonment by tech­ nology; and now some of the citi­ Many times during the past three years takes the path of judicial recourse still avail­ concerned citizens. This microdrama centered on the zens of University Hts. have been this newspaper has witnessed Can-oil stu­ able on this campus, or condescends to un­ forced take their complaints to issue of re-zoning John Carroll to dents display outstanding traits of responsi­ necessary civil action. University. Ads had screamed of the powers that be. bility, concern and devotion to this Uni­ Why is this condescending? Because the lowered property values and talk Their concern is for one of the versity. very name of this University will be defiled of Councils in priests' pockets had true American traditions-PROP­ been overheard. ERTY. One o fthe citizens, who We are now about to see this image of and marred in a civil court, not from the bought his house long after JCU Carroll come crashing down. nature of the charge, but by the very fact The leading roles went to mem­ began its educational attempts, The editor of the Pol. Sci. Caucus is sue­ that a student is attacking the University of bers of a citizens' committee which complained that the campus, or at had been formed to prevent en­ least that section across from his ing the Student Union in civil court because which he belongs. croachments, real or imagined, of house, looked "like Hough Ave." he cannot find justice on this campus. We The editor of the Caucus may plead free­ JCU into the residential commun­ Others struck on the concept r. r question whether he has employed every dom of the press in civil court. Yet consider ity. The University's position (read density. They claimed it was the what that same right which he seeks to up­ defense) was put forth by several duty of Council to limit the enroll­ means available to find justice's true re­ administrators. course. We ask him whether he has the hold will present to the general public. It is ment of JCU (the irony would lie They included Mr. Durn, of on~ in the future when their children courage to maintain the dignity of this Uni­ a known fact that for some time the local of Cleveland's leading law firms, or grandchilcb:en could be refused versity and its students, of which he is a newspapers have been lying in wait, ready plus a cameo appearance by a admission because of a pupil pru·t. We ask whether he has evaluated his for an issue to stain John Carroll. JCU alumnus living in the area. limit). We find it hard to fathom personal concerns with the University's her­ Lastly, The News, as spokesman for this In supporting roles to this all­ the collective mind of the citizens star cast were the councilmen of committee. itage and public esteem. University and an its students, will not toler­ University Heights. Our opinion of Their's seems to be that John The options are open; there is recourse ate the destruction of our common heritage this Council, born of rumors and Carroll is an invader of their com­ for the Caucus. The editor's two charges and mutual integrity by an individual stu­ nurtured by the local option ques­ munity intent on doing harm to were dismissed by the Student Judicial dent. tion of last year, had been that their property. But the Univer­ The editor of the Caucus carries the they were an affirmation of the sity has always been interested in Board's Chief Justice because the first was Peter Principle (man rises to his community affairs, providing ser­ one of personal damages, which did not bUl·den of every Carroll student, present and level of incompetence). vices and facilities to any com­ come unde1· the court's jurisdiction. past, with him to civil court. If he continues However, Monday night the Coun­ munity group. The second chal"ge, which contested the with his suit, win or lose, that reputation cil demonstrated, if not compe­ This is a community built around legislative authority of the Caucus' confisca­ will assuredly crumble. tence, at least tolerance. Mayor the University; it takes its name Konigsburg may not have been the from that fact. The philosophers tion is still open to separate judgment by the But most importantly, the editor of the coolest of heads under fire, but he and the children have been telling­ Judicial Board. The question now for the Caucus will himself be buried in the midst was able to maintain some decorum us we have to get together, and ir editor of the Caucus is whethe1· he himself of its 1·ubble. and a semblance of order. this small community cannot do The focal point of our interest that on the question of John c~r had to be the citizens committee. roll, it is doubtful that this coun­ This is an era of protest. Men have try can get together and fulfill Council Meeting been dying in this country's long- what has so long been prom...,ls...;e.,...;;...;., ___ ,.: The residents of University Heights came ties hurled from the other side of the room. Letters to council last Sept. 15 a1·med with cries of The students from Carroll typified the property de-valuation, unjustice, and Car­ true dignity and propl'iety· of this entiTe roll's "slum-like" apperu·ance. University community. They are to be con· Profs Respond They all had vengeance in their eyes, and gratulated for their integ1·ity and strength waited anxiously to sink their claws into the of cha1·acter. proposed zoning ordinance and Carroll's Regarding the ordinance, the mature and To Campus Issues 1·epresentatives. sensible attitude of the Carroll contingent Along the walls of the packed council should further implant in the city council To the Editor: chamber stood about 25 Carroll students. the University's desire to attain a fair and As a member of our campus community, I would like Neatly attired and acutley patient, they amicable resolution. to call your attention, and the attention of other students and absorbed the challenges from the University Once again, congratulations to Carroll's faculty, to the arbitrary rules issued by the Student Union's Elections Committee at a late eve- Heights citizens. These young men and students. They showed that the fire within ning meeting on September 17. today's co11egiates is more often kindled by Rights. I am told that a Bill of women remarkably stood apart from the These rules call into question the Rights has been proposed, and crowd, and with the University officials also responsibility and intelligence than hate and existence of freedom of speech on rests in committee. There appears present, negated the immaturity and inani- emotion. the John Carroll campus ... to be no recourse from the misusP There are certain obvious effects of student power when turned of these restrictive regulations. against other students . .. First, incumbents gain a clear ad­ Guest of Editor vantage when publicity is sup­ Beyond coping with the imme­ pressed. Challengers stand in more diate crisis,. the Election Commit­ "When a teache1· says 'jump,' students nomics students, but I would rather take the need of the printed word than tee should announce that in the those in power. future campaign rules will be pro­ jump. I know of one 7J1"ofesso1· who ?·ef'WJed departmental at 7 a.m. on Friday, Oct. 10, mulgated at least two weeks in than be pressured into the proper Homecom­ Secondly, the only way to ap­ to take up class time for e:t~ams and requiTed peal these rules is to break them, advance of filing date, in wx·itin~ students to sho1c up f01· tests at 6:30 in the ing mood. in order to establish a justifiable Secondly, a Bill of Rights, with : mor-ning. And they did, by God!" I challenge the chairman of the Econom­ controversy. But the Elections specific guarantee of freedom of Committee announced that if can­ speech, should be immediately sub­ "Student as Nigger" ics Department to give us, the students, the mitted for adoption, by the regu­ Gerald Farber of opportunity of choosing the time for the didates violate the ;regulations, they could be ruled off the ballot, lar constitutional processes of t l California State College exam. For example, the Militru·y Science De­ pending hearing of their case by Student Union. For the past three years, I had always partment has had · success using the 7 a.m. the Judicial Board. By the time Kathleen L. Barber thought how insane it was for students tak­ to 8 a.m. period for advanced corps testing. the case is heard, the elections Assistant ProfeSS()r ing Economics 101 and 102 to stand for the If a poll of students were to reveal that would be over and the question departmental rule that all students had to the majority would prefer to take the test moot. Review Reviewed Thirdly, as formulated, the rules To the Editor: take their departmental tests on Friday at at 5 p.m., then I praise the Economics De­ stack the election against commu­ 5 p.m. I had always thought, though, that partment for its foresight in determining ting students by limiting cam­ I must protest the treat­ it was all right with me if it was all right student-prefered testing time. paigning almost entirely to a week­ ment afforded Dr. Trace's with them. Until now. If the Chail·man of the Economics De­ end when it is difficult and incon­ The Ame1-ican Moral C1'isis This semester I am one of them. partment discovers through a poll that the venient for commuters to be on in your last issue. If Michael Pelle­ campus or to be reached by candi­ grini's article was intended to in­ For my fellow students who do not xealize majority dislikes the 5 p.m. test time, I con­ dates. form readers of the contents of the it, this semester's midterm exam is Friday, gratulate him on his liberal leanings. If the Election Committee's book, it failed; it informed them October 10, at 5 p.m.- just three and one­ If the Chairman, however, totally disre­ modus operandi is an example of mostly of Pellegrini's theories. half hours before the start of the Homecom­ gards this challenge to find out what the stu­ student power, it is the students As an evaluation of the book, who need protection from student the article also failed because it ing Concert. For those who are smart enough dents want, I can only condemn his short­ power. To what "higher law" can did net really say why, in Pelle­ to be out of the test by 6 p.m., that leaves sightedness. students appeal to assert their grini's judgment, the book is in­ just two and one-half hours to eat dinner, Homecoming means good times. I hope rights? Not to the Administration adequate. Pellegrini might have shower, dress, pick up one's date (or be the Economics Department gives us, the stu­ -these matters have been turned been qualified to describe the book, picked up, as the case may be), and travel to dents, the opportunity to determine how over to students as part of a pro· which he did not really do, but gram for self-government. was he qualified to "reYiew" it? the concert. Is it possible? much time we are going to have to enjoy it. Not to the Student Union Con­ Gerald C. Hay, Jr. I do not know about the majority of eco- Terrence M. Wichmann stitution- it contains no Bill of Philosophy Dept. Sept. 26, 1969 T lit·E C A R R 0 L L N E W S Page 3

Notes from W UJC New Top 20 The Field Directions By EDWARDS. EGNATIOS WUJC, Carroll's swinging radio station, announced its top twenty Joseph Sopko The following exclamation was overheard many times albums for this week, along with its special Top Three Album> and throughout the first two weeks of school: "It's like a changed Spotlight 45's. The voice· of Gras­ The active involvement of the John Carroll community campus." lielli Tower publishes these lists in the problems of its urban environment which began last Well, the morning of Wednes­ the dorm life as well as the over­ weekly as an added attraction to May with a group of our students living and woxking at St. day, Sept. 17, knocked me off my all campus life in order to meet its listeners. This week the top Patrick's parish on the Ncar West optimistic cloud and made me real­ the changing needs of students to­ twenty titles of mu ic are: Side is one of those events afford- Which ize that this was the same campus day. 1. Chleago Transit Au! horlty ed little publicity or even notice at raises the question; who of old. On the previous morning Chicago Transit Autlu.lrlly the time of its occurrence. are we? In this regard, I still re­ Structural change without an at­ :t. Crosby, 'tills, and Nash several very creative students do­ member Fr. Schell's (then dean) titudinal change is a waste of Crosby, Ulls and Nash But it is one which will be look- first meeting with the present sen­ nated their time and efforts (with­ 3. L<>d Zt\J>peiJn money. Let's not waste money. Led Zeppelin eel back on and referred to in years ior honors students in which he out monetary stimuli) in an at­ After all, it is the precious goal 4. :Soft Parade to come (even by people other than stated that this university was ex­ tempt to liven up our sedate cam­ toward which our 1000 days are Doors pus. 15. Through the rast, Darkly C columnists) as one of signific- tremely homogenous- middle to directed, isn't it? Rolling Stones ance, marking new direction for upper middle class, most first gen- Although Michaelangelo prob­ 6. E\'er)body Knows This Is No\\hcn the university. eration college. ably rolled over in his grave when Nell Young and till' Crazy Jlor&e 7. Lottie Goldcn-~lotorc)Blues vez in the June 21 and 28 issues roll University rose out of its hid­ the Student Lounge Commit­ 13. Green River be offered on Wednesday, Credence Clearwa.tcr R~\' 1\'al of the New Yorker. The other, is October 1, at 12 noon in the in~ place and destructively re­ tee of Delta Alpha Theta, is 14. Mr. Fantasy the August 15 issue of Life, one moved the piece of "art" and de­ in the process of trying to obtain Traffic University Chapel, on the 115. SRO of a rash of recent articles on the third floor of the Adminis­ stroyed a creation that, if nothing a number of renovations for the SRC topic, which discusses the growing else, caused students to get to­ Cleveland Room. 16. Yer Album tration Building. Celebrants James Gang sense of alienation and frustration will be the Rev. Joseph Zom­ gether, to talk, and to discuss with First among the projected phys­ 17. Smash H its among middle-income whites. each other the recent event (you ical improvements is a stereo sys­ Jlml Hendrix Experience bor, S.J. and the Rev. Ed 18. SlUUl ... In the interview Chavez makes Flint, S.J., and cantor Charles know . . . dialogue, rapping, dis­ tem. The system Is hoped to be Ten Years After it rather evident that the organiz­ cussion, all those things which are 19. mooth as Raw :Silk Yetsconish. connected to the cafeteria P A sys­ Silk ing of Mexican farm laborers could so necessary to a college campus tem or will be installed on an in­ 20. You Can't Always Tell only have been accomplished by a and sometimes so lacki ng at dependent circuit. A I l{ooper Mexican farm laborer. He even poll which reveals that there is a JCU). To improve t he atmosphere, Iota WUJ C New Album Picks speaks disgustedly of 'professional public loss of faith in the govern­ But why all this mourning over Chi Upsilon is painting a mural Non.h hunger': "You can be hungry and ment's judgment about priorities, several pieces of wood nailed to­ of the various aspects of campus Bob Seeger System have money in the bank or you with the resul~ that "the central gether and a few random ( ? ) Tbe American lltetaphyslcal Circus life on t he northwest wall, which Joe Byrd and the l'leld HlJlples can be hungry and have nowhere motive for paying taxes has begun symbols thrown in? It's this: should be completed by Homecom­ Songs for a Tailor to go. There's a big difference." to disintegrate." structurally John Can·oll is like a Jack Bruce ing. In addition, walnut paneling It's Iillllng 1\le And we see exactly the same The article went on to point out new campus- the building super­ has already been erected over the llllchael Bloomfield thing in the black community. It that Saul Alinsky, sensing the po­ intendent has delivered us a new Giant Step-de Ole Folks at Home tential for disaster, has switched East Wall. Finally, a change in TaJ ::llahal takes a black to organize blacks rathskeller, a beautiful radio sta­ f urniture is being studied because llloondog All of which seems to suggest that from working with blacks to these tion, a new chapel (God knows we ~Ioondog people; the work is certainly there. of a lack of style and comfort in Terry Reid indigenous leadership is poten­ need one), and several soon-to­ the present arrangement. Terry Reid tially most effective. Putting all of these together be-completed redecorating tasks; lead!! one to wonder about the po­ attitudinally though, JCU has Because of the problems in main­ tential of a university such as ours quite a long way to go. taining a clean and ordered ap­ ior making a contribution in the There must be a tremendous pearance four permanent waste re­ McMohna r~me iret or area of middle-class involvement.. change in attitudes among the stu­ cepticles will be placed In t he walls. The path is a new one, and un­ dents, faculty, and administration The Dean of Men, Mr. Gauntner, clear, the vocabulary doesn't even before this university can fulfill also has requested Delta Alpha exist to discuss it yet. But the it's tremendous potential. What Theta to enforce a regulation pro­ 01 (orro/1 Rodio Stotion thought remains that while we change? viding for no food or drink in t he By CHIP WALTER work in some areas perhaps we· 'lounge. For example, the student poli­ Leo McMahnus is the new director of John Carroll Uni­ could accomplish more elsewhere. ticians must shake hands and rap Frankly, this is just a hunch or with their people the entire forty versity's xadio station, WUJC, and in an interview with him predilection. This columnist doesn't weeks of the school year rather he told what is in store for Carroll's growing radio complex. claim to have any special insight than just during election week; FA Dept. Sells McMahnus, a speech major in on the answer. The suggestion is secondly, all students, long-haired his senior year at John Carroll, fore Christmas vacation or possibly mad11 if only to be rightly rejected, and short, must swallow some of Q h f B•d has had some acquaintance with sometime dw·ing January. as the case may be. But even in their all-important pride and be- fC es ra I S commercial television, but says Leo even has the question of thoughtful rejection we become gin to dialogue \vith each other. that most of his experience can be the strengthening of the station's more sure of the course we ulti­ Thirdly, student government The Fine Arts Depa1·tment traced to his work with closed cir­ broadcast power on his mind. In mately choose to take. The eolum­ must pull together and develop an cuit educational television here at the long run, any tentative changes ist can only suggest. will sell tickets for the fifty­ John CaiToll. attitude of making decisions with second concert season, 1969- and consequent decisions would be all students and each student in When asked if he had any plans left up to the Student Union, Charlemagn e : E urope's mind. 70, of the Cleveland 01·chestra. to change WUJC's programming Three pairs of seats are available WUJC staff and the station's fae- First Leader will be the topic Fow·Lhly, faculty must "jump in the near f uture, he simply ulty adviser, Dr. Vincent Klein. of discussion on Oct. 1 at in" and dialogue also, despite the for the Saturday evening perform­ stated, "I intend to poll the stu­ ances beginning Sept. 27. However, in connection with the 7:30 p.m. in Kulas Auditor- fact that "that loud music" hurts dent body during the early part idea of strengthening the broad- ium. Guest speaker is Dr. their ea.rs (and while they're at The tickets are available through of the second half of the semester cast power, the newly appointed Richard E. Sullivan, chair- it, start listening to the message a grant of the Kulas Foundation and find out exactly what campus director remarked, "Any change man of the Michigan State that music is trying to get across) . at a reduced price of $1 as opposed preferences are." concerning the enlargement of the University History Depart- Finally, the administration must to the box office price of $4.50. The next step after the poll broadcasting area will probably ment. The lecture is spon- be willing to not only listen to stu­ The Fine Arts Office will sell the would be to make whatever pro­ take place long after I'm gone. sored by Carroll's History dents (which they've done very tickets on the Monday preceeding gramming alterations the survey Still I would like to get some ideas Department and Phi Alpha well) but also respond with action the concert fr om 9-11:45 and 1- might warrant. This, McMahnus down on paper so future directors Theta. in implementing- some changes in 5:00. says will be done immediately be- will have something to work with." .______!

r t MfiN, ./()1{/V, ISN'T IT (- 61?£RT TH~ U.JH-'f NI'KON t .Jf.IST 1..1)(1£' 'r IS Ct..EIUVIIVfi. U,. VI£T­ t •• • . • ~'i~e- e.(I.IE,. . ... ~I\. --- NAm '}-No ~E'RLLy mov- l ( IIV:in later by forfeit. The forfeit for the offense, as they scored 30 was caused by an ineligible player points and racked-up over 500 on JCU's team. yards in total offense. The defense Trying to improve on last year's also shined, as they held the record of 3-5 (4-4 "on the field") , Presidents to 8 points and just sev­ the "gridiron monste1·s" have add­ en first downs. But all went for ed the new triple-option offense naught, as the forfeit wiped out used by some of the highest scor­ all the heroics. ing teams in the nation last yea1·. A welcome addition to the Car­ Coach Schweickert is "pleased" roll team this year is soccer star with the squad so far in practice. Ihor Ciszkewycz. He was "draft­ "In the past, injuries have severely ed" from the soccer team by hampered our chances," is the way Schweikert to become the Blue the coach puts it. He also stated Streaks' "Hungarian" kicking that although some second-string specialist. players are out for the season, the In practice Ciszkewycz has been team remains in "pretty fair averaging punts of 45 yards from shape." the line of scrimmage, and has al­ Washington and Jefferson will ready booted them in the vicinitv be coming into Wasmer Field with of 70 yards. Ciszkewycz plac~ revenge in their minds. The W &J kicks with accuracy from 30-40 STREAKS STRUGGLE IN SATURDAYS' SCRIMMAGE- The gridders showed marked improve· eleven has only defeated the Car­ yards out. ment as they tuned up for the home opener aginst W&J tomorrow. roll team twice in their history. ------~~----~---- ~~·'''*u~·~~·:~wr~r~~w£::~1t-r.~~%';;;.m~:m•t:1~.:·: .::z;m~;;~tm::r$..tm~w~-:-iwtr~:~:.~X:~'iro.t~ : ·~ .... : Leading the team will be last year's A ll - P A C halfback Rich Pocock. Skevington Seeks Success as Thiel Stands Out Packed with that "winning com­ bination of talent, experience, and youth," Carroll will attempt to take their first PAC gridiron Carroll Cross Country Captain In PAC Title Race crown in six years. With 24 letter­ By BOB ALVAREZ men returning, coach Schweickert has reason to be "optimistic." One Joe Skevington, a three year letterman from Fort Move over Jimmy "The Greek" ; here comes Ed "The of these returnees is All-PAC Wayne, Indiana, captains this year's cross country team. Hungarian!" The annual pre-ieason prediction mania has safety Ed Sandrick. This will be his fourth and last year at defen­ The slim, 6 foot, 145 pound senior math major has been struck again, so I've come out from hiding to offer my 196D sive back. Sandrick is also the running the four mile endurance preview of the Presidents' Athletic Conference football test since his sophomore year in race. high school. Along with his chores as a har­ If you remember, I picked John Canoll to win the rier, J oe also competes in the mile league last year, and if you throw out the forfeit loss to Doctors Kill Chemists, and half mile on Carroll's PAC W & J, I really wasn't too far off. Here's how they finished Championship track team. up: According to Joe this year's War to Be Continued Streaks, "have the potential to 1968 (predicted) 1968 (actual) Last F1·iday, the cold war between the Biology and finish first in the conference." 1) John Carroll 1) Allegheny Training is the main concern of 2) Thiel 2) John Canon Chemistry Depts., which kept the science building heated the long distance man. When com­ throughout last winter, el'upted into full scale combat on the 3) Allegheny 3) Thiel paring track to cross country, Joe 4) Bethany 4) Bethany athletic field. believes cross country is more dif­ Members of ACS, The American biochemist who, as it is rumored, ficult because of the distance. 5) Wash. & Jeff. 5) Adelbert Chemical Society, and AED, The played in the varsity backfield of However, in cross country the 6) Adelbert (WRU) 6) Wash. & Jeff. International Pre-medical Honor his undergraduate college for thre.., runner doesn't have to race around 7) Case 7) Case Society, agreed that both depart­ years. and around the track. The cow·se I based my predictions on three years of viewing PAC ments had spent enough time con­ However, with the combination is laid out over the countryside, fronting each other in labs and of about fifteen AED members, (Forest Hills Park is the Streaks teams, interviews, and press releases. I used all the same snearing threats at each other in two former active members who home course) and the scenery is at sources this year and conjured up the following prediction the halls. Finally they decided to posed as grad-assistants, and one least different. for the final PAC football standings as of Nov. 15, 1969. Jet it all out in a "friendly" game large duck, AED was able to em Asked who would be the best in 1) Thiel, 2) John Carroll, 3) Allegheny, 4) Bethany, of touch football. all doubts, at least fo;r that after­ time this year, Joe answered, 5) Western Reserve, 6) Washington & Jefferson, 7) Case. The teams were not limited to noon, as to who was the dominant "Dave Bedell, the 3-time PAC members of each respective or­ department in the Science build­ three-mile record holder." THIEL. The Tomcats are not a flashy football team, ganization, and faculty members: ing. This Tuesday, Sept. 30, Joe will they just overpower you. Thirteen starters return from and graduate assistants were in­ The game ended with a 28 to r lead his distance men against last year's 6-2 team including four all-conference selec­ vited to represent their depart­ score, AED on top; and one tired Western Reserve. tions: split end John Gibson, center Joe Kl:·aig, halfback ment. The b i o I o g y professors quarterback mumbling how he was Someone once said a long dis­ going to enjoy grading the first tance runner's life is lonely. You'd Don Walters, and linebacker Mike Donato. biochem test. better believe it! Thiel, PAC champ two years ago just missed it again INTRAMURAL RE ULTS last year when Allegheny scored with 40 seconds l'emain­ Monday ing in the last game of the season to win 35-32. The Tom­ Bears 26, PR's 0 cats dropped John Carroll 12-6 with a last mi.nute touch­ DAT 1, BTS 0 Team, Coach Ready, IXY 21, AKY 0 down at Wasmer Field. Tuesday JOHN CARROLL. fie Blue Streaks are building U Club 20, OTlt's 0 Booters Need Support around a solid nucleus of returnees, but I don't think they'll DAT 8, AKY 2 get past Thiel. The Streaks are strong on the offensive line PR's 6, Sodality 0 By BOB J AECKJN Wednesday and in the defensive secondary, where All-PAC choice Ed IXY 13, DAT 7 When listing the elements necessary fol' a successful Sandrick is the cornerstone. BTS 1, Sailing Club 0 team in athletics, three main ingredients come to mind: a ALLEGHENY. Coach John Chucl{ran has his entire determined team, a knowledgeable coach, and an enthusiastic offensive backfield retuming, including all-everything quarterback Mike Gamey, f1·om his PAC championship maintained their faculty position, following. These three can be used and they left the battle up to the as criteria to evaluate this year's there. But before someone jumps team which edged the Streaks 14-13 in its homecoming perseverence of the students. soccer team. to conclusions and blames the poor game in Meadville last year. Dr. Bohinsky of the Chemistry A good example of the team's support completely on the apa­ BETHANY. The Bisons have a young team this year determination is shown in the fact department, however put aside his thetic student body of JCU, a few with six sophomol'es staTting on defense and four on sliderule and gave support to that many of the newcomers are other facts must be kept in mind. ACS. Preliminary observations progressing nicely. Don Bobowick offense. Keystone of the Bison attack is NAIA All-Ameri­ and John Carpenter both show Even though soccer is the most can Ernie "Golden Wheels" Whitted, a senior halfback predicted the Chemistry team to popular sport in the world, it never be the stronger. promise at goalkeeper, while Ed from Pittsburgh. Cosnetto, Ken Kelly, Jim McCaf­ caught on in the United States. Not only did the~r field an offen­ The basic problem is the people WESTERN RESERVE. The Red Cats changed their sive and defensive line which frey, Tom lleljan, and Ed Tuttle all look good at forward. Fresh­ here simply do not understand the name back from Adelbert College, but they'll need more averaged in the neighborhood of rules and fundamentals of the 250 pounds per man, but thp· man Bill Luberger and Sophomore than that to come up with a winning season. boasted the experience of a certain Kurt Hurtlieb are making their game. WASHINGTON & JEFFERSON. Led by Rich Pocock, bids at the halfback position. If soccer is ever to be big here, who won All-PAC honors as a freshman halfback last sea­ The team looks good and is there must be a strong organiza­ "The Great Race" will be working hard in practice and Mr. tion in the schools, and each school son, the Presidents are counting on upperclassmen to add the feature at the Student Steve Venn is certainly qualified must support its team. If this experience to the squad this year. The offensive backfield Union Movie Series Sunday to fill the role of a knowledgeable could come to pass, JCU could have has more speed than in previous seasons. night at 7:30 p.m. in Kulas coach. a successful soccer team. Auditorium. Fee-card holders CASE. The Rough Riders a1·e canying only 31 players The only ingredient still to be Stop by the soccer field on this yeru·, afte1· losing 26 men because of the government will pay $.25 and non-card analyzed is the enthusiastic back- Thursday, Oct. 2, at 3:30 p.m. for holders a do11ar. ing, but this won't take too long, the first game against Case Tech, loan cutback. Seven freshmen will start and it looks like because the backing is simply not and give soccer a chance. another dry year for Case. Sept. 26, 1969 THE CARROLL NEWS Page 5

F~,, c~!I-;;~ 'F~~o.:L.~ :b.:.:..:·~ ~l...... :l -:.;;::=::::::~,1~ Coed Marksman ? I Minus Students ~ Veterans, New Coach, Lead Rifles E'd note. This colum is 1·eprinted j?·om the spo1·ts By STEVEN HABUST A ::\1angine, a three year letter man, on John Car.roll's campus by be­ pages of the Cleveland Press, Sept. 23, 1969. It was will be the team captain. The team coming the ftrst girl to ever join ?t-Tittcn hy Press Spo1·ts Edito'r, Bob August. The biggest stories on a stands at fifteen members ; how- the team. sports page axe usually about ever, sergeant Cooper wishes to The remainder of the team is The Variety Store . . . a championship team, new stress the fact that the team is composed of William Babb, Toni College administrators, when moved to unleash a coach, or superstar who has re­ under the athletic department and Burlarge, Ralph Chippas, David canine metaphor, are fond of saying that the athletic tail ceived everyone's attention. How­ not limited to military science stu- Frank, Thomas Gallagher, John must not be permitted to wag the academic dog. Unless we ever, there is one aspect of the dents. Corey, Patrick Jenkins, ::\1ichael Varsity sport program at John He has one prerequisite for any- Jester, Dave Masek, Joe McKenna, misinterpret what the gentlemen mean, the 1ecent week­ Carroll which unfortunately is one who would like to be on the James Platek, Robert Popp, Ken­ end represented the annual wagging. overlooked by both the sports page team, and that is a desire to shoot. nrth Silver, and John Siracussa. and the student body, the Rifle He feels he can teach anyone who The season will begin with Gun­ A considerable number of colleges with large teams team. has the desire, how to shoot well non invading the home range on enough to be able to compete in October 17. The Streaks team is f1 and large stadiums were back in the football business. As Last year's team got little sup­ usual, they appeared remarkably unembarrassed that the intercollegiate rifle competition. member of the Lake Erie Inter- port from the students and was collegiate Rifle Conference which students, for whose benefit the games allegedly are played, relatively unheard of throughout Practice for the team takes also includes Akron, Bowling were not yet back in classes. the school year. This year, the about two hours a day. The mem- Green, Case, Kent, Gannon, and team has undergone a change in bers have it a little better than Youngstown. For if the games are not being played for the students, command with Captain Hester last year's team, however, because Anyone who is interested in be­ then whom or what are they being played for? The answer functioning as team moderator and one coed has had enough desire to ing on the team and possesses a would seem to be that they are arranged for the benefit Sergeant James Cooper as their enter the protective walls of the "desire to shoot" should contact coach. MS building and join the team. Sergeant Cooper on the second of the alumni, for national publicity, and the sweet sound Miss Martha Matthews probably floor of the MS building anytiml' of the busy cash register. Sergeant Cooper is a 22 year I veteran of military service and ended a tradition as old as ROTC between 9-5, Monday-Friday. And this is precisely the complaint that is directed took over as the team's coach dur­ ing the latter part of last year. ' .. . "' 4 toward major college sports. He is anticipating this year's sea­ son with hopeful eyes and feels •i Instead of merely being part of a diversified program that he has the material to build Rosenbergs, 'Hope' [ of student activities, which administrators cite as the a strong team. ~ objective, sports can take on an identity of their own, The team has five returning let­ separated from the students and the university. termen from last year, and Albert Hit City Stages I }' At the top level of competition, the participant be­ By RICHARD SNIDER comes an athlete first and a student oJJ.l¥ by-necessity. The The theatre is one of the more easily accessible arts and college becomes a trade school foYthe aspiring professional Fort Wayne abounds in quantity and quality in Cleveland. The Cleveland athlete. His goal, a,s-well as his coach's, can often be that LPlay House is the oldest repe1tory theatre in the country and he stay eligible, rather than get an education. . R (by far the most prolific. " . . however, go beyond racism an•! These are the conventional complaints of the critics N Ips Uggers . W1th . three ~epnrate thenties, prejudice and present. the waste of majo1· college athletics, the schools with huge sports 1t contnves, smglehandedly,_ ~o and emptiness of human conflict. Last weekend, the John Carroll Imake Cleveland one of Americas The performance is energetic budgets and nationwide recruiting. They must be granted R b Cl b l t to F rt W theatrical centers," says Clive and moving This weekend will be at least a certain legitimacy as long as institutions play Rugby cl\ ~s I d"1 •o 53 a~e Barnes of the New York Times. the last o~portunity to se this ug Y u d nb fana, -. · ble The Hanna Theatre brings to play Forty Camts with Barbara football games before the fall term begins. The impression game was p 1aye ° e ore a s1zea e Cl d 11 t N · d eve1 an many exce en ew Rush opens at the Hanna on Oct. 6. is that college students are irrelevant to college football crow · York productions. Also there is the * * * and that the athletic departments could g_et along very At the start of the game, Car- WlUSUa and impx:esfillre .Kar amu Th pr -sealdon production at the well without them. roll's A team seemed a little slug- Theatre. Play House Euclid-77th Theatre is gish, while Fort Wayne scored . J · d Ed. note: Think about it. their first try early in the first To all th1s must be a~ded the The United States vs. ultus an half .,.;ving them the lead, 5-0. many college and commumty thea- Ethel Rosenberg, which will run .,. until Oct. 11. The play is about In the final minutes of the first the spy trials during the Joe Me- INTERESTED IN half, Carroll's super-star Tim Fo- Class elections will be held Carthy era and the Korean War. garty took the ball across to cut Monday and Tuesday, Se The playwright claims that KARATE? the lead to two points. The first 29 and 30, in the cloak room every word in the play is a quote BLOW COME TO MEETING field goal attempt by Barry Fer- of the Administration Bldg. ft·om the records of the trial. The guson was called back due to the Under the new class commis- play does, however, stack the evi- YOURSELF UP NEXT WEEK fact that there was no touch-judg sion bill, voting will take dence greatly in favor of the Ro· behind the goal post. Ferguson's place for a class president, senburgs as innocent victims of a second attempt was wide to the vice-president, and class com- government and society rampant right and Fort Wayne retained the missioners. Sigma Theta pf>· with fear of communism. Though NICOLEnl lead. will man the election booths, this is still only one interpretation The next game fur the rugg- and results of the elections of the trial, it is presented with will be tomoiTow morning on the will be armounced at Tues~ much force. Barber Shop athletic field at 11 a.m. versus the day's Student Union meeting The portrayal of the Rosenburg-" University of Notre Dame. in the O'Dea Room. by Stuart Levin and Elizabeth Hair Styling • Razor Cuts Lory as intelligent, sensitive, meek Hair Straightening • Hair Coloring people deeply in love with each SOUND IDEAS tres. In all, Cleveland has the other and their two children gt·eat­ Facials • Scalp Treatment RECORDING greatest concentration of amateur ly adds to the effect of "the lamb and semi-professinoal stages in the led to the slaughter." The produc­ Manicure • Shoe Shine OFFERS PROFESSIONAL RECORDING SERVICES FOR THE country. tion makes an unusual and effec­ 2257 WARRENSVILLE COLLEGE SINGER AND MUSICIAN * * * tive use of slides and movies CALL 431-9689 The Great White Hope by flashed on a three part screen on Howard Sackler opened the season stage. at the Hanna Theatre with Brock The play will move from the Play House to New York this sea­ Black and White Peters and Claudette Nevins in the leading roles. The play re­ son. The regular season opener is FINE ARTS FIELD STUDY IN ENGLAND The Royal Hunt. of the Sun, 11 ceived the Pulitzer Prize, the New ~.• 1965 VOLKSWAGEN. good Urea. radio, __;:;;;;;,~ INC. $800. 932-2151. lZ.-IIUUJIWIAYOIU(. LOMIS&.MOCin.JU.ti&Ol Return to Director, University College of Continuing Educotion good condition, Call SEER - WINE - NECCOS - POOTERS before November 14, 1969 '"'tli~•=:·:.:;~~~--==·,-=:-::=::;.;:· =:=:i:'SlC~ L------..... 1 ~ Page 6 THE CARROLL NEWS Sept. 26, 1969 Future JCU Building, Parking Reconsidered by Ordinance A proposed ordinance to limited "to not more than 20 per Imission presented the ordinance to establish John Carroll as a cent of the total land area." The the city council after a survey ordinance further states that the of the University conducted over separate zoning district in remainder of University grounds the summer. The ordinance was Univ. Hts. was presented to the "shall be landscaped, of which not composed as a result of this sur­ city's council Sept. 15. more than 50 per cent may be used vey, and read to the city council Two vital campus issul's are sub­ for recreational purposes." by a member of the Planning Com­ ject to regulation by the ordi­ The ordinance sets off Carroll as mission, who is also a city council­ nance; extended parking lots and a separate city zoning district, and man. additional grounds for future build­ the remainder of its regulations The ordinance, as Univ. Hts. ings. The proposed ordinance states designate specific footages and Mayor Irving Konigsberg I>Qinted ! that buildings at Carroll "shall not property line restrictions as ap- out, must be read three times be­ cover more than 15 per cent of the plicable to any future construction fore the council takes a fmal vote. total land area." on the University. He also stated that amendments Surface area parking will be The Univ. Hts.'s Planning Com- ' to the proposed ordi nance will also ------....:::.___ be considered before a final vote is taken. Mayor Konigsberg then said Editor of Coutus to Toke that public discussion of the bill will remain open at the council meetings. The next open council Student Union to Civil Court meeting is scheduled for Sept. 29. It was pointed out in the discus­ Chris Streifender, student editor of the Pol. Sci. Caucus, sion that the proposed ordinance appeared befor~ the Student Union Senate last Tuesday and would allow Carroll to create addi­ AERI AL PHOTO PICTURES the Carroll campus with what the sa1d he was gomg to take them to civil court. tional parking space for up to 897 administration would like to see become a reality. The marked­ cars. There is now space for 560 off area constitutes the site where the proposed additional Streifender's charge was heard cars. This figure was determined parking facilities would be located. . c .a I in the Student Judicial Board last by a mathematical formula based GOvt. Off I Sunday, and dismissed by Chief upon the total number of students, on campus would increase the A crowd of about 150 filled the Justice Don Brown on the grounds faculty, staff and graduate assist­ present percentage of land with council chambers to hear the first of lack of jurisdiction. ants multiplied by a 90 per cent construction from 10.2 per cent to reading of the ordinance. Composed attendance factor. Scans Soviets Streifender had charged the about 13.5 per cent. The ordina nce of various Univ. Hts. residents University officials also pointed limits additional building to no and street committees, the crowd The Institute for Soviet and Union in the person of Pres. Jim out at the council meeting that fu­ more than 15 per cent of available posed extended questioning to the Laures, V.P. Jim McCrystal, and ture plans for additional buildings land. council. East European Studies in co- Orientation Week Director Tom operation with the Political Kelly on two counts: personal in­ Science Department and the Cleve- jury and damages, and violation of land Council on World Affairs will legislative authority for seizure of Ciauzman 'Scoops' Relations Office; present a lecture on "American- the Caucus' Orientation Week is­ Soviet Relations Today" by Mr. sue. John Thompson from the Depart- . . ment of State on Wed nesday, Oct. As reported m t~e last 1ssuc of 8, 1969, at 9 a.m. in the Grasselli lThe News, the Uru~n had already Calls for Big Time Renovations Library Lecture Room. cha:ged the Pol. Sc1. Cl';l~ for al- . lowmg the Caucus to sohc1t fresh- By HARRY GAUZMAN quire Hubert H. Humphrey, whose Notre Dame, Ursuline, or John Mr. Th~mpson_ IS a Umted man by means of a letter f rom One of the latest "newsy" course would be titled "How to be is definitely not the answer. ~tates Fore1gn S~rv1c_e Officer w~o the Club's president Jim Collins. items to hit Carroll has been a F lame on Campus.'' Even Regis solution in this case would simply 1s l?resently_ sen:mg_ m the Sov1et T his case has not yet been heard Philbin could be hired by the de­ be to abduct girls from Ohio State, Umon Affa1rs diVISIOn of the De- by the Student J udicial Board. the feasibility (translated in administrative jargon as "reality") partment. His course would be Kent, a nd Heights High. Then, the partment of State's Bureau of l\Iurphy girls would have to com­ Streifender's charge, separate of Carroll sharing facilities with called "How to Win E nemies and European Affairs. He is primarily Influence Students." pete on an inter-coll egiate level. concerned with bilateral political from the Union's claim against area colleges. Also rumored are the affairs. the Pol. Sci. Club, was heard by third gt·aders from Gesu. The problem of buildings is Naturally, the standard produc­ Following his commissioning in the Judicial Board first because it As might be expected, the fore­ easily solved by merely confiscat­ tion model coed would be gradually the Foreign Service in 1963 and had been filed first. The filing of .:fathers who framed the plans have ing some local edifices. The Cross­ phased out of service. These pres­ after an assignment on the Soviet this charge was not known by The again foreflushed the students by roads would make a good locker ent coeds would be sent as a good­ and Eastern European Exchanges News as its last issue went to not telling them in advance. The room because it already smells so will g e s t u r e to some friendly Staff of the Department of State press. Public Relations office at Carroll much like one; the local service neighbor schoo l (Beaumont?) and language training, he was as­ really me an s "private recor d" stations could be acquired so that where they would be deeply ap­ Streifender then appeared before students would have more local signed to the American Consulate the Senate on Tuesday to inform office. preciated (based on the attendance General in Zagreb, Yugoslavia in Hence, t he Gauzman Sitting pubs ·where they could get "gassed"; al the last few mixers) . that body that outside legal as­ Campus Drugs could be used as a 1965. sistance had been contacted, a nd Committee, named after its illus­ Thus, hence, and shut up, Car­ At Zagt·eb, he worked in each of trious chairman (thank you, fellas) lab for both science students and that he was proceeding to take his profiteering marketing majors ; roll could a t last be a truly big­ the major sections of the Consulate claim to civil court. has listed some better ways for time school (or at least a pretty General (analyzing and reporting t hese colleges to cooperate. (Drop­ even Manners, with its fi ne panel­ Following the Union meeting, ing a nd musty atmosphere could good bakery). Of course, a t uition on internal political, economic, and ping the "co" we really see what and board increase would be neces­ commercial developments; nation­ Streifender, Laures, McCrystal, should be done.) . As we (editorial be utilized (and, like the Chester­ Kelly and Dean of Men Gauntner ton Room, it would be closed to all sary to meet the added expenses, ality, passport and visa cases; and lingo for "I") see it, Carroll could but it appears as though the Uni­ protection of United States nation­ held a meeting in the Union offices use several things; a sports de­ students); the Belvoir guardhouse to try and resolve the question. could be converted into a small versity has already taken up my als abroad). partment, good looking coeds, big­ recommendations. All students and faculty mem­ As this issue of The News went name faculty members, and more dorm; if you want to see how ac­ bers are invited to hear Mr. Thomp­ lo press, Streifender was still in­ buildings. commodating it is, check out our The Gauzman Silting and Vio­ son and to participate in the dis- tending to pm·sue the case in civil Since a small school like Carroll campus cops in the early hours of lent Co-ordinating Non-Committee cussion. court. cannot afford big-time sports (and any given morning. adjourns, until we can save some " doesn't seem to want to afford Finally, the problem of pretty coin for more beer, or until another them) it is on ly natural to see a coeds remains. A merger with fascist newspaper hits campus. merger With schools that a lready have big-time sports, like Adelbert, Tri-C, and Lake Erie. Members of my committee unanimously agreed that the athletic minded students Iat Lake Erie could teach us a lot. ·~.· They are famed for their repertoire , ' in couching, (oops, coaching.) " The second improvement of merger would be big-name faculty By KEEVIN BERMAN members, who would be a tremen­ The Lone Ranger and Tonto were in a small canyon when dous drawing card (Aces Wild). Of course, we would need a mal·­ from the north there appeared a band of Indians. Then from quis (de Sade?) down at Fair­ the south and east Indians appeared and finally from the mont Circle to inform passing west. The Lone Ranger realizing motorists of each week's guest lec­ that his end was near t urned to out against war or by sabotaging turer. Unfortunately, most of the Tonto and said, "Well, looks like various strategic zones. The psy­ lectures, like today's movies, would we're doomed.'' Tonto's reply was, chological impact was tremendous be given an X rating (those under " \Vhat you mean 'We'?" on the populus, and the country sixteen forbidden). Such being the The above humor ( ?) has more would collapse fxom within as well case, this would eliminate half of historical importance than levity, as from without. the freshman class. as it is the basis of the Fifth col­ The use of the Fifth column w~.F The English Dept. could sign umn that was first successfully im­ important in the conquest of Po­ Truman Capote, who is so far out ployed in WW II. The German land. Yet it was not used in the that he would be "in" in that de­ Gestapo would send double agents conquest of Britain, and Britain partment; the MS Dept. could get to the various countries soon to be was not conquered by the Ger- General Abrams or perhaps an attacked. The double agents would mans. exiled junta to put in an occas­ gain the confidence of his alien Fear of peace time fifth columns sional appearance; the Theology peers and would become an inte­ was prevalent during the McCar­ Dept. could attract the Patriarch gral part of the community. thy Era when the country became of Constantinople, Billy Graham, When the area was under seige Commie Chasers. Modern uses of TWO COED CUTIES pose for a Carroll News photographer as and George Jesse! to speak on he would either verbally or physic­ the Fifth Column can be such they prepare for the innaugural journey in Carroll's newest ecumenism in the modern world; ally attempt to destroy their resist­ things as management in unions cultural exchange program. even t he Pol. Sci. Dept. could ac- ance. This was done by speaking or student rebelions.