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THE DILLON EX AMIE ER PERSONS WHO WEAR GLASS SLIPPERS ASK ME O \ H O m E \ ANOTHER 7 T o iiin ? \ A General Quiz f Cinderella Is Wooed by a Devaluated Prince tfpW E R ? SHOULD NEVER THROW THEIR SHOES IN WASHINGTON The Questions WALTER SHEAD, WNU Correspondent 1. Tom Brown was the hero of what famous stories? By H. I. PHILLIPS A & P Anti-Trust Suit 2. What country is known as Farm Show Schedules The Netherlands? NCE UPON A TIME there was doned thirty-room showplace which they flounced off, said, "I wish money and all the lizards had TN HUNDREDS of Home Towns Oa man who married for his sec nobody wanted while they had I could go to a great ball.” walked out in sympathy.) 3. In Roman mythology who is New Machinery, Ideas A throughout the country there are the God of the Sea? ond wife one of the haughtiest wom things easy in a $25,000 four-room Instantly her fairy godmother • * * stores of the A & P grocery chain. en in the „ world. She had two ranch house, with no garage. appeared. Well, to make a long story 4. What are the duties of a Modem Devices Slated Their red fronts and gold lettering comptroller? daughters of her own who were a The king gave a great ball to "These' great balls are not what worse, she was not through are a familiar part of the American To Indicate Progress pair of fine meanies. She had a which he invited everybody of they used to be,” she said. “Be with the prince and the prob 5. Where are the Falls of Minne landscape. And prior to the red haha? New devices and machinery stepdaughter of unparalleled good prominence, including the two fore you get in you will have to lems of having everything. She front stores, the traveling sales which are attracting the interest of ness and beauty. She was called sourpuss sisters. They got take chances on a couple of had left a glass slipper. The Answers man of the Great Atlantic & Paci farmers generally will be on view Cinderella. Her stepsisters kept themselves up like Mrs. As- automobiles and maybe a ♦ • * 17 "Tom Brown’s Schooldays” fic Tea company was- a welcome at the national farm show at Chi her at the meanest work. They tor’s pet ponies and paraded dream house. And there will be The prince searched the whole and "Tom Brown at Oxford,” by visitor at farm homes as far back cago starting November 26. The sleep in an old aban before Cinderella, who, after be-bop music. Still, If you wish land until he found that the slipper Thomas Hughes. show will be held in the Chicago to go . .” fitted Cinderella, and was he glad as the horse and buggy days. 2. Holland. coliseum. "Oh, I do,” said Cinderella. when he discovered she was really Despite the casualties, along the 3.. Neptune. Prominent among new scientific “ Fetch me a pumpkin, then,” a- working girl and hadn’t a thin years, of independent competitors 4. He oversees and verifies the farming aids to be shown will be said the fairy godmother. dime! It meant less bookkeeping. the A & P company can tell you accounts of subordinate officials. the radically-different tractor-move CHRISTLIKE Pumpkins were pretty high, as He proposed and Cinderella ac just how many thousands of dol 5. In the Minnehaha River, near irrigation systems. Consisting of the government had under cepted, saying, “ I suppose I could lars they spend each year for Minneapolis, Minn. long lines of pipe which can be ?HIS is a Chriftlike thing: to bear a grief written them, or something, but have done worse. Look at all those farm crops in your state; they can hooked onto a tractor and moved to tell you how much taxes they pay; Unspoken and unshared, yet go one’s she got one. girls who win givaway programs!” any section of a field, these sys- “ Get me a mousetrap, a rat * * * how their local managers and their way and six lizards,” said the fairy So she married the prince, who clerks are home folks and a part COUGHS RUIN of the local scene and there is not Not feverishly seeking for relief, godmother. got back to the palace just in time YOUR SLEEP? “ I wanna go to a ball, not an to find the pound had been deval much argument over the fact that Get fast 3-way relief But day by day animal show,” warned Cinder ued again and he wasn’t worth as a result of their integrated sys ella. very much which meant, after all, tem of purchase of raw food stuffs, 1. Ecu* dry throat ticklo Doing the tasks at hand to cheer and bless, a life of comparative tranquillity. manufacture and process of many 2. Sooth* raw mtmbrants The fairy godmother had a wand, * * * items in their own plants and their 3. Help loosen phlegm That others may find greater happiness. a book on economics by Sir Staf "The outer burlap covering of the ability to purchase in such tremen ford Cripps and several speeches Peruvian mummy was swipped dous quantities, A & P has had a by government experts, so she was This is a Chriftlike thing: through wearing pain away by Dr. Carrion and Dr. Bird hand in bringing about lower food able to convert the pumpkin, mice, while 60 scientists watched.” — prices for the nation. To keep quite Still, that watching, none may see etc., into a coach with white horses, News item. a coachman and six attendants. But this reporter cannot help Carrion and Bird didja say, or The weariness, the harrowing Stress and Strain, Whisk! And Cinderella was off to but feel that it is either stupid is somebody sn'V'fip»? the ball before anybody could ar ity or a deliberate thumbing of Modern farm machinery, such The agony, * • • rive to demand that she pay luxury their noses at the department as this "damper-downer” in use Gov. Dewey has come out with But wearing always something of Christ’s grace taxes on the whole business. of justice by A & P officials in a North Carolina tobacco * * * a letter indorsing vaudeville. that again has placed the com field, will feature exhibits at And infinite patience written on one’s face. "I remember it fondly as a She was the most ravishing dish pany in the role of a defendant Head Cold the National Farm Show to be popular form of entertainment,” at the ball. The king’s son went In an anti-trust suit, this time held in Chicago. he says. Come, come, Thomas, For the Master bore His agony alone, for her in a big way at once, much with the threat of dismember you can’t top Harry’s vaudeville to Cinderella’s discomfiture. She ment of the corporation Into terns are said to be able to triple And bore it well, statement with anything as cool seven companies and a divorce Stuffiness was a smart cookie. (This could acreage yield. Water, nitrogen, fer and general as that. What knock And the greatest grief a heart has ever known, get serious. A prince would have ment of the retail and non-retail K£l/£V£OM$£CO/ras! tilizer, DDT or 2,4-D can be put about acts do you recall? Did loads of money, and she knew what activities as the penalty, If For almost instant relief, put a down through the sprinklers. He did not tell. you ever usher in a theater? few Vicks Va-tro-nol Nose Drops that meant these days. He would found guilty. Vacuum unloaders, rotary hoes, * * .* in each nostril heated tractor seats and grain test have to spend all his days figuring For it was only a few months ago Va-tro-nol works out how he stood and all his nights YE GOTHAM BUGLE right where ers are included among the hun that A & P was found guilty in fed stuffy trouble ist checking to see if there had been dreds of items for the modern farm £1 AND BANNER eral court on criminal charges of It opens up cold- and farm home which will be dis f a anything new from Sir Stafford You can't tell Ben Whitaker, violation of the Clayton anti-trust clogged nose . Cripps.) relieves stuffi played, and visitors will see a wider ■ & \ whose Aiy Request and Miss Request act and they paid a fine amounting Suddenly the great clock struck. ness . and lets range of implements and equipment won two big handicaps in succession, to $175,000. The government in that y o u breathe then has ever before been as “ Twelve,” said Cinderella. that 13 is an unlucky number. He suit did not charge A & P with be again. Try it. sembled under one roof. “Eleven,” said the prince. bought one of the parents, Requested, ing a monopoly because of its big The special events are likewise X "Ten," said the king. for $1300 on the 13th of the month ness, but did charge it with certain shaping up into a program of un "My goodness, one can’t figure a n d o n Saturday Miis Request's monopolistic practices in restraint anything these days,” said Cinder [OSE usual interest. The second annual weight was 113 pounds .... He’s of trade and in violation of the •MK Invitational interstate 4-H poultry^ ella, taking it on the lam. (She gonna name the next colt Thirteen Clayton act.