A Good Story Has Either the First Word Or the Last Word
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THE LAUNCH MEDIA KIT “A GOOD STORY HAS EITHER THE FIRST WORD OR THE LAST WORD. THIS NEWSPAPER WILL HAVE BOTH.” – Morry Schwartz, publisher The Saturday Paper. The whole story. THE COMPANY “ MORRY SCHWARTZ’S VISION HAS BECOME AN INSTITUTION AND A TRADITION.” – The Guardian THE COMPANY The Saturday Paper is publisher twice won the Current Aff airs, Morry Schwartz’s fi rst weekly Business & Finance category venture. It joins other Schwartz at the Australian Magazine titles including the Monthly, Awards. Alongside the Quar- the country’s leading terly Essay, it has published a current aff airs magazine, and suite of Walkley Award-win- the agenda-setting Quarterly ning pieces. The Saturday Paper Essay. In a career spanning will do what readers have been 40 years, Schwartz has built a asking for: provide more of this reputation for publishing the award-winning content, more highest quality journalism in often. the country. The Monthly has THE NEWSPAPER The Saturday Paper is a new traffi c accidents or cats up week. Each issue is a statement way of doing news. We are a trees. We do sophisticated news of who our readers are. brave voice aimed at the most for sophisticated readers. We signifi cant day in the news- look unlike any other paper. In addition to the paper, we paper cycle. The Saturday Everything about the news- off er a fully responsive website Paper is about fi nding the best paper has been envisaged to and app – as well as a weekly people to work in the most make it a luxury product, from eDM that aggregates key news innovative ways. We believe its marquee contributors to its from The Saturday Paper and newspapers are not dead, they premium sustainable paper and other leading sources. just stopped doing their job crisp designs by Studio Round. well. The Saturday Paper is about We do what other newspapers providing deeper engagement can’t: serious features, inde- with a kind of reader that pendent commentary, innova- cannot be reached anywhere tive lifestyle content. We use else. We are a weekly news- top writers to produce defi ni- paper concise enough to be tive accounts of the week’s most read on Saturday morning, but important stories. We don’t do with content that will last all SATURDAYTHE PAPER SEPTEMBER 8 – 14, 2013 THESATURDAYPAPER.COM.AU $3.00 ABBOTT’S GIFT 8 HONEY WARS 12 JANE BIRKIN 14 David Smyth looks Anna Holly on how major chains are The actress tells inside his mind destroying an industry about life aft er Serge The Last Tycoon The king of scandal is now his own headline: divorced, implicated in a love triangle, skirting criminal charges. James Rich reports. It was the kind of weather where it felt dangerous to be wearing pants. A shock heatwave was pushing Bangkok’s daily maximums towards the 40°C mark, and over in Siam, the city’s main shop- ping district, anti-government protests were brewing again – the same ones that would spill over into carnage in a matter of weeks. But right now, it was hard to imagine anyone getting too violent. It was too hot to move, let alone fi ght. In the early morning, the air was already thick and warm like bathwater. By midday it was scorching. You could feel your skin singe when you stepped outdoors. Earlier in the day, I’d phoned a woman named Kuan Lek who’d given me directions to meet her and her entourage at a place called the Si-Yak Bang-Na in- tersection. On my walk over, the paralys- ing heat to fantasise about stripping out of my clothes to parade in the streets naked, sweating and screaming with my face melting off . But as much as it was Lorem ipsum Outside, a small crew of TV doors closed behind me. It had rained transsexualism. The Australian aca- horrible weather to walk around in, I was dolor sit amet, camera operators from the Thai broad- the night before, and the mud steamed demic Peter Jackson, who has spent also concerned about how the heat would consectetur caster VTR milled about alongside up and stank beneath my shoes like a hot decades studying sexuality and gender in aff ect the busload of 28 glamorous young adipiscing elit. publicists and photographers, gossiping turd. I sheepishly smiled to the television the region, says that prior to the 1960s, women Kuan Lek had organised for me Curabitur sed and smoking cigarettes, all waiting for crew and staff ers, who were all still smok- Thailand had three gender categories: to meet. I was particularly worried about cursus velit. something to happen. Because I’d only ing cigarettes. Some jutted their chin in chai (masculine); ying (feminine); and Pellentesque what it’d do to their meticulously applied habitant morbi just spoken to Kuan Lek on the phone, I cool acknowledgement, before turning kathoey, a sort of umbrella term that make-up and hair extensions. I hoped tristique senec- thought I’d pop my head inside the coach back to talking in Thai. referred to the in-betweeners – eff emi- they’d brought tissues. tus et netus et to introduce myself. Before anyone could Because I had no one to talk to, I nate men, masculine women and people By the time I got there, I was sweat- stop me, I climbed up the stairs and let tried spying on the contestants through with genital intersex conditions. After ing freely and had soaked right through the coach’s sweet air-conditioning caress the coach’s tinted windows. With all of the 1980s, those categories split even my shirt. The “intersection” wasn’t really me. This was a mistake. them sitting in the parked bus like that, further, with more specifi c subcategories an intersection at all, but a fl at island of A motherly-looking Thai woman they reminded me of private high school to describe homosexual relationships and sticky dirt and gravel, an ugly patch of with a bob haircut spun around, blocking girls on an excursion, or a travelling roles, like gay, tom (masculine lesbian) rubble in the middle of one of Bangkok’s my view of the girls behind her. show choir going to an eisteddfod. Even and dee (feminine lesbian). busiest traffi c zones. Above and around “Oh, Benjamin!” Kuan Lek said, through the darkened windows, I could In many parts of Thailand nowa- us, cars, motorcycles, scooters and buses looking stunned. “Please wait outside! make out one girl touching every single days, children teenagers have a basimany wove their way through a multi-level Girls are still doing make-outside! Girls strand of hair in her fringe, arranging it schools, for instance, that the school concrete braidof bypasses and turn- are still doing make- up and hair!” She meticulously with the back of her comb off ered its pupils a transsexual bathroom pikes. Everything was loud and smelled smiled, but the frantic waving of her before examining the results in a hand option, signposted by a half-man, half- of mould and exhaust fumes. It didn’t hands told me she wanted me out of mirror. Her neighbour had curlers in her woman toilet sign. exactly scream “glamour” to me. there, right now. bangs as she applied mascara. Kampang’s headmaster, a big In the middle of it all was a large “Oh!” I said. “Sorry.” Something else was obvious too: cheeked, friendly-looking man, said chartered coach, parked with the engine I hadn’t seen a thing, but her reac- all these women – who had James Brick- roughly 10 to 15% of his male high school still running. Unlike the city’s regular tion made me feel as though I’d caught wood James Brickwood ct they were so students identifi ed as “so they started ramshackle public buses, this coach was them naked. Embarrassed, I stepped back naturally feminine caught me off -guard; using the girls’ toilets instead. But that massive and sleek, an air-conditioned JAMES onto the dirt as the coach’s doors closed one thing these women had in common made the girls feel unhappy, and started RICH Greyhound beast with shiny, polished behind me. It had rained the night before, was that each of them had started out to aff ect their work.” For the headmaster, exteriors. It was inside that Kuan Lek Lorem ipsum and the mud steamed up and stank ped lives in male bodies. 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It had rained the night Universe was Thailand’s biggest pageant CONTINUED ON PAGE 8 one of Thailand’s most renowned adipiscing elit before, and the mud steamed up and for transsexual women. duis sollicitu beauty pageants. stank ped back onto the dirt as the coach’s Thailand has a long history with ROBERT MOIBROT 7 STEPHANIE MCGUIRE 11 ANDREW FONG 16 PATTY PILLINGTON 18 THE NEWSPAPER DISTRIBUTION: 80,000 COPIES SYDNEY, MELBOURNE & CANBERRA FRIDAY AFTERNOON: DISTRIBUTED IN AIRPORTS AND LOUNGES SATURDAY MORNING: DISTRIBUTED TO NEWSAGENTS AND HOME SUBSCRIBERS COVER PRICE: $3 FORMAT: TABLOID THESATURDAYPAPER.COM.AU SEPTEMBER 8 – 14, 2013 THE SATURDAY PAPER 3 After a headland speech in China and a private meeting with the Indonesian presi- dent, Tony Abbott is trying on a new role: Diplomat. Hugh Samuels reports. Score– card: Abbott in Asia Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur Lorem ipsum tincidunt turpis, non blandit est arcu nec quam.