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Volume2, Number34, August 19, 1992

PHOTO: KEITH KEAU / DLNR To many, they are fearsome horrorsof the deep. To others, they are an awesomespectacle of nature. To some Hawaiians, they are revered ancestral gods. But one thing's for sure: Severalshark attacks in

Sea Life Park fisherman the lastyear have gotthe Steve Kaiser (kneeling) and the 13-foot tiger shark that ancient predators on he caught off Olowalu, Maui after a woman was killed everybody's mind. there last November. Mary Sano bites off a chunk- Page 4. HONOLULU Editorial

Vol. 2, No. 34 20TH CENTURY DECORATIVE ARTS TheGreat Horwlulu August 19, 1992 Weekly DumpingCaper Publisher and Managing ••• Editor Laurie V. Carlson ART DECO HAWAIIANA Senior Editor Julia Steele Arts & Calendar Editor Derek 40'S & SO'S COCA COlA SIGNS Ferrar oy, somebodysure don't want force the dumper (or dumpers) to Calendar: BlONDE fURNITURE "\t __ • AND MACHINES you to hear no bad news. stop; and, second, because we Associate Editor Last Wednesday, as soon as thought people ought to know that Matt Uiagalelei Contributing Editor our issue with the cover story there was someone out there who John W. White "Rick Reed's Inner Self' hit would go to such undemocratic Film Critic the street, someone started extremes to protect Reed. Bob Green GfORGENElSON: BAll ClOCK circa 1950 removingthe papersen masse We filed a complaint with the Theater Critic :.;�·· Karyn Koeur fromour racks. On Wednesday after­ Honolulu Police Department, who Contributing Writers 1149 S. 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News Is tli� American banking system a�ut to go the way of the S&Ls - belly up·

• Deja VooQ-oo Economics

one of the Democratic the pace at which it closed failed Convention speakers I lis­ Louis Dubose banks in the first half of the 1992 tened to mentionedit. Ross forbearance,financial advisers now fiscal year, despite Congressional Perot alluded to it once, authorization of a $70 billion tax­ agree that it is better to take c�ntrol telling a talk-show host that of a bank as soonas it becomes msol­ payer-guaranteed loan to quickly one of the largest banks in vent. Waldman pointsto the one-year shut down insolvent banks, and thus the country(read: Citicorp) delay in last year's takeover of the reduce the loss to the Bank Insurance is insolvent. But other than Ross' Bank of New , which Fund. That amount represents more moment of candor, no one is dis­ increasedbailout costs to $2.5 billion. than one-third of the $215 billion cussing one of the most importa�t Though promptand fiscally pon­ the federal government spends on Only � issues of this election year. if sive action by the Bush adIDJrustra­ all discretionary domestic programs. you read and listen, paying careful tion now could help turnthe tide and (April 1, 1992) attention,will you beginto have some save billions in taxpayer dollars, don't • Disregarding recommendations of COFFEE MANOA idea of what's waiting for you after count on it. "When regulators seize FDIC Chairman Michael Taylor that the election. the premiums banks pay to the insur­ . a bank,it means bad headlines, con­ MANOA MARKETPLACE • HONOLULU, HAWAII Henry B. Gonzalez knows. The sumer jitters and economic disloca­ ance fundbe substantially increased, San Antonio congressmanhas known the five-member FDIC board voted tion," Waldman wrote. Not the sort A place to unwind ...relax ...Collect scattered tho�hts. fora long time,probably even before of things that George Bush has much for a very modest increase to take June 22, 1990, when, obviously con­ stomach for. effect Jan.1, 1993. (May 12, 1992) Visit with friends ...A place with �ood coffeeand tea. cerned about the odd arithmetic by The Financial Democracy The president's behavior . !s An espresso bar with sweet treats ...The place to be. which the FDIC guarantees bank Campaign, which Hightower chairs, informed by his fearof the pubhc s deposits, he questioned then­ has followed the administration's learninghow bad things have re�y Live music Tuesdays from 7 -9 pm. No cover. comptrollerof currencyRobert Oarlce gotten in the past 12 years and_ his response to the hidden b_ankingc �­ . Open 7 days a weeR. At Manoa MarRetplace at a hearing. Gonzalez asked Clarke sis and what they reveal is trulydis­ understanding that while banks IDight how the FDIC could insure so much turbing. Bush administrationbanking be going broke, bankers still ha�e BetweenWoodlawn & East Manoa Roads with so little. The comptroller replied policy includes: abundant money to contributeto polit­ that the insurancefund was adequate, ical campaigns . • Summoning hundreds of fieldre ?­ that Gonzalez'squestion presup posed ulators to the NationalBank and Thrift Clinton should bemaking the bank­ the collapse of a lot of banks and that, Examiners' Conference in Baltimore ing issue part of his campaign.Clinto !1 even assuming the worst, a whole lot has no patronagehere d th pn si­ for"guidance" on the treatmen� of � � � of real estate (presumably to be sold commercial loans. After themeetmg, dent does. And the president 1s usmg off as the Resolution Trust ComptrollerGeneral Charles Bowsher that patronage in returnfor contri­ Corporationis now selling S&L prop­ called the message delivered to the butionsfrom bankers. Timothy Ryan, erties)stood between the FDICmsur­ "is the administration's point man" examiners in Baltimore "potentially 1 ance fund and a taxpayer-funded dangerous to the maintenance of a working with bank regu at�rs, bailout. The FDICinsurance fund, in safe and sound banking system." according to the Waldman article. other words, was in goodshape. That (Dec.16, 1991) Ryan, the appointed director of �e was two years ago. Two years late�, • Looseningcapital requirements (a Treaslll)'Department's Office of Thrift on June 2, the Federal Deposit move frighteningly reminiscent of Supervision,is a careerpo litic3!oper­ Insurance Fund reported its firstloss ative. "Ryan began his career m pol­ the policies that bought us the $�00 ever: $7 billion last year. billion S&L collapse) by removmg itics working for CREEP in 1� 72, What you haven't been tol? is 1!1at limits on how much "noncumulative and has worked in every Republican next year the banking system I gomg presidential campaign since th n - � perpetualpreferred st °':k" banks can � to begin to collapse, much hke �e count as their core capital. (Jan. 12, including this one," a congressional S&Ls did fouryears ago. And you re 1992) aide told Waldman. Waldman going to be billed for the bailout. • Federal bank regulators announce describes Ryan as the leader in the Actually, you alreadyhave beenbilled. that banks will no longer be required administration's fight with FDIC If you believe the $70 billion "loan" to disclose risky, highly leveraged Chairman William Taylor over a sub­ 808-S24-2290 • S60. N. Nimitz f:lwy. that the FDIC already wheedled out transactionson their books. (Jan. 21, stantial increasein the premium rates GentryPacific Center Suite 201 {DesignCtr.) of Congress to stanch the flow of banks and thriftspay into their insur­ Monday- Saturday • 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. , _ 1992) orby appointment bankers red ink will ever be reprud, • President Bush announces a 90-day ance funds.Ryan's success in hold­ then you probably still believe the freezeon new regulationsand orders ing premiums down, which will mean Sandinistas are on their way North a costly review of existingbank rules. that taxpayersrather than bank� ?ay and that Bill Clinton never inhaled. (Jan. 28, 1992) forthe bailout, is the sort of political "Just like 1988," formerTe xas Ag • The Federal Reserve proposes that patronagethat will result in big cam­ Commissioner Jirn Hightower wrote credit cards and mortgage-servicing paign giving by bankers. Ryan also in a July 3 broadside to newspaper for armounced the recent bank deregu­ rights be counted as core_capi� editors, "when the Reagan adminis­ banks. This creates the illusion of lationmeasures that came out of Vice tration downplayed the importance secure capital where there is none: President Dan Quayle's Council on of the S&L mess and kept it out of The money certainlywon't be there Competitiveness. And if all of this is the press and the presi�entialc �­ if credit card holders - now shop­ not "profoundly political," as paign, this year·s banki g bomb i Hightower characterizes it, how else MustangRecords � ! ping in a competitivemarke � - are beingobscured by theWhite House. lured away by other banks or if mort­ to explain Ryan's actions,or �e fact "If the S&L debacle taught us any gage holders refinanceloans at other that James Gilleran, who chaired the lesson, it is this: Delayin thetakeover institutions.(Feb. 26, 1992.) Bush-Quayle campaign in northern of an ailing bank oftenadds subs�­ • Regulators consider accounting Californiain 1988, was recentlynom­ tially to the ultimate cost," Pubhc changes that would permit banks to inated to serve as comptrollerof the Advanced Technology Recording Studio Citizen's Congress Watch Director count tax-loss carryforwards as "cap­ currency? , . . 1 Michael Waldman wrote in the June ital." (March 10, 1992) Clinton and Gore can t wm this 3 /2 Hr. Recording' Sessions-$100. Reg. $40/Hr. 29 issue of The New Republic. • The Fed votes to delay fullimple­ fightby staying out of if it. What will Waldman explained that failing finan­ mentation of limits on bank loans to they have to say if they win and take C.D. Projects_ Demos_ Free Consultation cial firmsoften nose-dive into "insol­ insiders. (April 22, 1992.) officejust in time to pick up a $28.7 . billion tab forthe 200banking fail­ vency spirals," gamblin� on_ riskier • Congressional Budget Office loans and paying extra-highmte �est Director Robert Reischauer reports ures the FDIC has predicted 1992?for rates to attractnew customers. Havmg that the FDIC dramatically slowed And that might bejust the beginning. 262-0280 seen the effect of the S&L policy of • c.c.c August 19, 1992 • Honolulu Weekly • 3 awn patrol, 6:30 hamberl ain 's on a clear, cool experience is the Kauai morning latest in what last March. Jude seems to be a Chamberlain and wave of close Sharksin Hawaii: a friend, Mike encounters of the Cox, were looking forward to a good day of toothy kind in Hawaii's waters. surfing at a break called Cannons on the north The current bout of shark hysteria in the side of the island. Not a single cloud sat on the Islands began last November, when Martha mountains. The water was pristine. "It looked Morrell was killed while snorkeling 100 yards like a classic Cannons day," Chamberlain says. fromher house at Olowalu, Maui. Soon sharks Aftersurfing one wave and paddling back were the main topic on front pages and radio out, she felt something lifther board out of the talk shows around the state. The state water. "Stupid turtle," she thought. Chamberlain Department of Land and Natural Resources • says that in her 15 years of surfing, she'd "never, hired a fisherman to tryto catch the guilty crea­ ever" thought about sharks in the water. She ture, but before the hunt forMorre ll's attack­ just didn't have the "shark mentality." er could begin,the Hawaiian community cried "When I saw this huge gray thing come foul,argu ing the shark is sacred (see sidebar). toward my legs," she says, "I still was think- The hired gun received a number of threats, ing it was a big fishor a turtle." But it wasn't. and the hunt was called off. The shark bit down on one her of board's fins, But aftera dialogue between the DLNR and and Cox says he saw Chamberlain's foot inside Hawaiian critics of the state's plan, Sea Life the creature's mouth. Now the realization hit Park employee Steve Kaiser was hired to fish her. "I wasn't terrifiedbecause everything was for large tiger sharks in the Olowalu area. happening so fast," Eventually, he caught a 13-foot �hambe�lain says. "I was i l [I) tiger(though an analysis of the m a survival mode." I l 11 'liJ, creature's stomach contents Her foot rolled out of the 'ifl l'J l,,la f .,. a..� l I provided no proof that it was making front page news in every newspaper studied pretty well," he says. "Sharks are still I a a a l l shark's mouth as the animal dove underw ter, the shark th t h d kil ed Morrel ). in the United States and Japan." a mystery." dragging her board down with it. 'This is when In February, Hawaii residents were again Souki'sbill didn't pass, but the Legislature On Aug. 3, the task force met again. This I realized the shark was big," Chamberlain thrown into a shark panic when Bryan Adona did budget $150,000for shark control.To help time, only DLNR officials and a fewsc ientists remembers. "It started swimming away with was reported missing after he went body­ DLNR Chairman Bill Paty decide how to use were present. Henry Sakuda, head of the my board stillin its mouth - but I was attached boardingon Oahu's North Shore. Other surfers the money, a "shark task force" consisting of DLNR's Division of Aquatic Resources, report­ to the board with my leash, so I was being say they saw a large shark in the area that day. scientists, fishermen, Hawaiian community ed that the state budget cuts had reduced the pulled behindi t. I couldn't move. I didn't want The next morning, Adana's board was found leaoers, representatives fromthe Hawaii Visitors $150,000a ppropriationto $50,000,which must to move." with a large chunk taken out of it. No conclu- Bureau and recreational ocean users was put be spent by June 30, 1993. The task force did Then the cord went slack and Chamberlain's sive evidence about what actually happened together. In April, task force members com­ not reach any decision on how the money would board poppedout of the water a few feet away. has ever been found, and Adana's body has pleted questionnaires to establish a consensus be spent, but it looked at a number of ideas. The shark had bitten through her leash. She not been recovered. on the danger posed by sharks and the best Kaiser - noting that the rate of confirrned grabbed her board and started to paddle, not In response to Morrell's death and Adana's way to address it. The majorityof the task force attacks has remained steady over the years wanting to look back. "It got worse as I was disappearance, state Rep. JoeSouki introduced favored researching shark behavior over despite the increase in beach users - said paddling away," she says. "I was feeling more a bill calling for "shark eradication." But the embarking on a general eradication program that the public's current perception of shark and more fear- I didn't know if it was going term was deemed a littletoo harsh forthis age (as had been done in the past). danger is worse than the reality. Education, to come after me or what. I wanted to make of environmental sensitivity, and the aim of John Naughton, a biologist at the National he said, is a necessity. The group discussed like I didn't exist. When we got to shore,I was was amended to "shark control." MarineFisheries Service, is one key task-force educating lifeguards about sharks. shaking fromhe ad to toe. I couldn't speak. It player who favors research. Naughton says DLNR spokeswoman Linda McCrerey was weird; I opened my mouth and this little ne of the strongest shark behavior is, in general, poorly under­ says that a hunt would almost certainlyoccur noise came out." proponents of the stood. But Naughton is in favor oftaking the in the event of an attack. "If there's a direct Luckily, her injuries were minor - a small shark-control bill guilty shark after an attack. The problem, he attack," she says, "then, yes, of course, we're puncture wound in her foot and some scratch­ was Lynn Britton, says, is findingthe right one. ''Very often, sharks going to go out and kill a shark." McCrerey es. The teeth marks on her board indicated the president of the dump their stomach contents if they're fight­ says, however, that the DLNR has no plans culprit was probably a 10-foot tiger shark. Maui Hotel Asso­ ing the line," he says. to undertake a general shark eradication. ciation. ''The two recent attacks ... both hap­ Shark hunter Kaiser, too, doesn't think "At the most, we're talking about removal pened to residents," she said in her testimony. enough is known about sharks to begin a gen­ of a few l arge individuals from specific "Had they happened to visitors, it would be eral hunting program. "Humans have been areas," she says. Fromleft torigh t:

Too close for comfort: A tiger shark in shallow water

Ala Moana chase

To the victor go the spoils: the booty of a recent shark hunt.

There aregood sharks and seeing people riding on attempted to hunt down committee to the U.S. Civil drumheads and sharkteeth there are bad sharks, acc:ord- sharks'backs "like cowboys sharks in Maui waters after a Rights Commission,was the forweapons and tools, fami- ing to Hawaiian legend. One ride horses." He even noted woman was killed, there was first to speak up in defense lies who had a sharkas their One good one, a shark goddess that to tum the sharks, a lit· an outcryfrom the Hawaiian of the sharks. He called for a aumakua were not allowed to named Ka'ahupahau, usedto Ue preS$11re was applied just community. Thefisherman halt to the sharkhunt onthe do so. live in Pearl Harborand pro- behind the eyes. who was hired by the state to premisethat some Hawaiians Sharkswere considered man� tect the people of Ewa. In Moresignificantly, the kill the sharks, James hold sharksas sacred. good luck, accordingto fact, her brother would warn sharkan is aumakua, orfami- Stegmuller, received threats Maxwell, who is also a Kame'eleihiwa. "If you got people of strange and ly god,to some Hawaiians. It the first night he and his part- Maui radio disc jockey, said, Iottat sea(sharks) came to • unfriendlysharks by nudging plays animportant role of ner set their hooks, causing "To blatantly eliminate big you and showed you theway monster people or striking them with protector and ancestor. When him to give up the job. sharks is wrong. Why do I home," she says. "If you got his tail. If a nudge was feH, a family has a sharkas their "There's strongopposi- have to make excuses for our into trouble and weredrown- IS people would know to leave aumakua,they believethey tion, heavy opposition from culture?" ing, they might come and lift another the water. were born from the sharks. the Hawaiian community Professor Ulikala you backto shore." Sharks appear often in The families have the respon- regarding this effort," Kame'eleihiwa, of the But the state Department Hawaiian legend and history, sibility ofcaring for the Stegmuller told a Honolulu University of Hawaii's Center of land and Natural man� god suggestingthey were an patron shark by feeding it and daily. "I am no longer for Hawaiian Studies, agreed, Resources was facingpres- important part of life in pre, even caressing it. involved in this project." saying thateven though sure from people who contact Hawaii. Historian So it followsthat last Charles Maxwell Sr., vice some Hawaiians ate shark thoughta hunt was neces- Samuel Kamakau wrote of November, when the state chairman of the advisory meat and used shark skin for sary. Bill Paty, chairman of 4 •August 19, 1992 • Honolulu Weekly Another topic of concernaddressed by the $15,000in private donations and $11,000 in pie about sharks. They are awesome predators, ritory. task force's original questionnaire is the pos­ public money. whose perfection as carnivores has been fine­ Arnold Suzumoto, collections manager at sibility that fish feeding - a tourist attraction In its one year of existence, theBilly Weaver tuned over millions of years. the ichthyology (study of fish) department of - might attract sharks into crowded recre­ program netted 697 sharks, including 87 tigers. "There is a very real and extraordinary feij[ the Bishop Museum, warnsagainst a "kill the ation areas. The majority of task forcemem­ Fishermen set hooksbaited with porpoise meat people have for this typeof injury or death," suckers" attitudeand is in favorof a sonar tag­ bers favoredbanning the fe eding of fish at the in near-shore waters parallel to the shoreline. Balazs says. "Being 'eaten alive,' or knowing ging program. Like others who study fish, he state's Marine Life ConservationDistricts (such The hooks were set in the late evening and that an unconscious person or drowning vic­ says we need to know more about sharks. "If as Hanauma Bay) and requesting the Atlantis retrievedat dawn. tim has been devoured by a shark, is a very there's a known shark in a particular area," .�· Submarines underwater tour comapny dis­ Throughout the '60sthere wereother control repugnant thought." Suzumoto says, "target that one fora research continue its practice of feedingfish dog food programs involving general eradication, each Luckily, the chances of being attacked by a project. Don't kill it. You don't necessarily at itsartificial reef site offWaikiki . netting hundreds of sharks. But by 1971, shark shark aresmall. Marine biologistRick Martini learnanything by doing that. ,, McCrereysays that the DLNR has taken no control was costingthe state $200 per shark, a figuredout the probability of being attackedin ''In general," Suzumoto says, "sharks don't action to stop the MLCD feeding. Paty did, figuretoo high forthe hunts to continue. The Hawaii: In this state, he says, there is an aver­ like people. They give you wide berth. If there f::. however, write a "stronglyworded" letter to last eradication effort ended in 1976. age of one fatal shark attack every 20 months. are a lot of people using the water, you rarely Atlantis asking them to stop feeding. Some are arguing that there are more shark In the same period, there are 200 suicides. see sharks. For instance, we haven't had an Atlantis' head of operations, Doug Fry, says sightings these days because of the lapse of "If you look at it that way," he jokes, " you incident (involving injury) offWaikiki - at that the company has continued feeding fish control efforts. In fact, it remains unclear are 200 times more likely to kill yourself than least not one that anyone can remember." with dog foodbut has contactedthe manufac­ whether or not there actually are more sharks to get attacked by a shark." For beachgoers, the prime question remains, turer and confirmedthat the focxidoes not con­ in Hawaiian waters, one of the reasonsso many "Am I more at risk now?" Unfortunately, the tain elements that might attract sharks, such of the task-force members are stressing the f the more than jury is still out on that one. One thing is sure: fi as blood products. What about the possibility need for astudy. two dozen types A shark attack is guaranteedto unnerve a whole that sharks could be attracted to the fish feed­ of sharks that community. Shark attacks involve something ing on the dog food?"The fishare there," Fry eorge Balazs, of inhabit Hawaii's humans don't deal with too well: unpre­ says. "We just bring them closer to our sub­ the National Mar­ waters, one spe­ dictability. marines' ports." ine Fisheries Ser­ cies is believed to Perhaps the general populace should fol­ Fry says that no one fromAtlantis has ever vice, keeps the be responsible forthe majority of attacks on low the lead of the many surfers who, despite seen a tiger shark in the area. There used to be only record of humans - the tiger (see illustration). logging more ocean time than just about any­ three black tip sharks (a species that has never shark attacks in Human knowledgeabout tigersharks is lim­ one else, voice passionate opposition to shark been implicated in an attack on a human) that Hawaii. His log dates back to 1779 and cites ited. Scientists know that their development, hunting. the staffconsid ered residents of the area, he 96 attacks, 41 of them fatal. like that of other sharks, can be tracedto the "I think the shark is important to the ecosys­ says, but those sharks have disappeared. Fry The firstattack on Balazs' record was on a Paleozoic Era about 400 million years ago, tem, the king of the sea, the top of the food says he has heard rumors that they were killed man named Nu'u-anu-pa'ahu at Maliu on the and they know something about their biology chain," says Seth McKinney, a North Shore by people fishing in the area. Big Island. Balazs'entry reads, "Young male -that they have very small brains, forexam­ lifeguard. 'The peoplewho are moreparanoid gashed on one side of buttocks afterbeing pur­ ple. But the ins and outs of tigers' behavior are the people who frequent the water less." n the past, sharks in sued while surf boarding. Subsequently suf­ remain largely a mystery, and much of the shark "Sharks shouldn't be hunted," says Keo Hawaii were fished fered 'great pain' and died at Pololu." Attack lore that people take for grantedis, in fact, only Hamamoto, 19. "They've been around since only for food. They No. 96, the most recent, was on Chamberlain speculation. the dinosaur age." His surfing buddy, 17-year­ were used in Japanese lastMarch. To wit: tigers (or any other sharks, for that old Jason Theus agrees: "It would take a life­ fish cake until the Not everyone agrees with the way Balazs matter) are not capable of the many anthro­ time of killing to get all the big sharks out of FDA stepped in and keeps his records, however. "Balazs recorded pomorphic feats of vengeance carried out by the water." required labeling of ingredients. Since shark as an attack someone who got washed offthe the fishy stars of the fourJaws movies (which Mark Spencer, who has been surfing for 10 meat was not as trendy then as it is today, the rocks picking opihi and was foundin pieces a were, in fact, greatwhites ormechanical approx­ years, says, "I think it makes surfingmore of public said "no" to shark in their kamaboko, few days later," says �rad Wetherbee, a imations thereof). A shark has never been a challenge. If a shark came on land, that would and the fishing stopped. Universityof Hawaii Ph.D. candidate in shark known to chow down on an entire fishingves­ be a different story. But we're entering their The practice of controlling the shark popu­ biology. "Balazs would say they got attacked sel, nor to take revenge on a particular person. domain." lation in Hawaiian waters through hunting start­ by a shark before coming to shore. But prob­ It is also untrue thatonce a shark tastes human As forJude Chamberlain, she still surfs all ed in the late '50s, after Punahou student Billy ably most of the time, they drowned first. blood, it will come back looking for more. the time. She can no longer claim that she We aver was killed by a 15- to 25-foottiger "In my opinion,"We therbee says, ''there has Another myth: sharksare terri torial and will doesn't have a "shark mentality," though she shark while surfingnear the Moku Luaislands not been a fatal shark attack between Billy defend their tenitory against trespassers.Sharl

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the DLNR, called for a healing Hawaiians of years gone by Shark attacksare entirely • Don't swim after dark. • Be alert. There aresharks ceremony. Paty, Maxwell and would have known when it unpredictable. But that Some people think sharks are in Hawaii, and there probably other leadersof the Hawaiian was dangerous to enter the doesn't mean that somegen­ more active at dawn or dusk always will be. Pay attention community went out on a water. "Anyone who lives in How eralities about shark behavior when there are fewer people to the environment around boat, held hands, honored the or visits Hawaii has to under­ can't be drawn. Experts offer around. you. Watch for signs- spiritof the dead Maui stand the messages that some advice on ways to • Be extra carefulif you wildlifemay be spooked, woman and paid homage to nature gives us," Maxwell reduce your chances of are spearfishing. Sharks may other surfers or swimmers says. "The majorityaren't not to the sharkas an ancestral becominga shark'ssnack: be attracted to struggling, might see something you spirit. readingthe messages right." • Avoid swimming or surf. bleeding fish. If you are don't. - M.S. Then the hunt -continued. Kame'eleihiwa saysthat ing after a storm when the bleeding, get out of the Although a 13-foot tigershark perhaps the Maui attackwas become water is murky. Also avoid water. For more information on - the suspected killer - was a case of mistaken identity: areas where a fresh water • Don't wear excessively sharks in Hawaii, look for the caught, there were no human "Maybe the shark was look· outlet might be dumping bright clothing or flashy jew· booklet Sharks Hawaii by body parts fou'!d inside its ing for someone who works lunch shark treats into the sea. elry. Amold Suzumoto, published stomach. for golf courses or hotels." • Don't surf or swim alone. • Don't bother sharks. by Bishop Museum Press. • Maxwell suggests that -M.S. It's importantyou have some­ Most of the time, a shark some sharkattacks are body to help you get out of won't bother you. occuring today because peo­ the water as soon as possible • If you see a shark, go ple are not in tune with the ifyou are attacked and are directly to shore as quickly environment. He says bleeding. and calmly as possible. August 19, 1992 • Honolulu Weekly • 5 All culcndar infunnation nuc,t be 1eceired In noon on \Vednescla� tu·o11 ·ccksbefore publication. Call 528-1286 CALENDAR August 19 --August 25

CWho Fm medRqi1!r Rabbit, &!ckto the filfwr{s/) . eccentrics played out ritesof passage u, ing bent It's got a "dream" cast: ,\leryl Streep as a tacky logic. In this ·90s incarnation, Goldie Hawn and Film ,J baret chanteuse, Goldie Hawn as a jealous Steve Martin are pressed into sefl'ice when C,iticLm1 I<)'Bob Green unlessotbenl 'ise noted. agmg broad and Bruce Willis as a plastic sur­ Hawn moves (uninvited) into Martin's house Music Pick '"l, the ff'eek()'s dingbatof approi·al, indicates geon. Tiie story is aboutmiddle-agers trying to - and life -and gradually takesover. Screen­ filmsof 11101P than qrerage interest. n1m back the hands of time wid1 nan1ral and writer MarkStein certainlyknows his '30s come­ unnarural forces. It's one of d10se big $40 mil­ dies - he's stolen from virtually every one to First Run lion jobs -solook for \\-atered- put together this uneven contcction alienation, &itman Retumsis a beautifully re-Jl­ DiggstownAn mepdy tided drama d1at is cur­ based on the true btory theof 19"i3all-American i7.ed. Yisually stunning take on the further adven­ rendy receil'ing a complete facelift fo m d1e sru­ girlsbaseball organization. It's a patcl1work affair tures of God1am City's most eccentric good gU\. dio's PR department. which is intent on with an irresistible story directed by Penny Mar­ Wid1 ;'vlichael Keaton. 1'vlichelle i'feilfer and Dannv conYincing people this L5 a "fun"fihn. lhe story shall (Big, A1mke11 i11gs) who dhplars her sit­ De\iito. TI1e best comic-strip film e1·er made centers around a boxing scam runbr d1a1 bar­ com rootshere (el'erything is played broadly, i Behold Hawaii After more d1an a decade s rel of laughs Jan1es Wood, \\·id1his Ol'er-die-hill and some female stereotypes are used radier delay, d11s L\IA.X confection about Hawaii has pugilbtpartner Louis Go;senJr. Proceed at your insensitively). TI1e cast includes Tom IJanks, made it to our shores and, despite die fact that own risk. Madonna, RosieO'Donnell, Jon Lo1 itzand, best it is a hokey melodrama(dream sequence c!ur­ The Dream is Alive A -10-minute �ASA pro­ of all. Geena Davis in d1e !�cl. whose perfor­ mg a dubious thunderstorm, etc.). his damned pai.,>anda fih1i.narrated br \\ 'alterCronkite (who mance is so measured and moYing that she thing - about a young Hawaiian rediscmw­ surely must have \\faced at the diched voice­ sc-ems to be inanother film altogether. Honey, I shrunkthe orchestra mg his roots - is drop-dead gorgeous and Ol'ers he had to enunciate). It shows the won­ LethalWeapon 3 Deja view, with Mel Gibson '!he Honolulu Symphon)"s Orcht.stra's Summer Fare festnal gets undemar this ethnographically compelling. Certainly, it is ders of America's space program, and it's a and Danny Glover re-bondingas a pair of Frick week, a sequel to last ye-Jr's !vlahalo /vlo1.an series. For three c.:onsecutive 11iu�sda\ not a film to be dismissed in a moment of crowd pleaser: The shuttle's in space and all's and Frack cops trying to locate a rnche of evi­ evenings, me orchestrJ will be perfonning works by Mozart and Haydn - tlit. tw;) severe sophistication; it is a· clear reminder of tight with the world, it seems to say. A few of dence that has disappeared from the precinct giantsof me 18th-century classtcal period.who are truly in A League of11.1eir Ou:n - why we should honor and respect Hawaiian the shots are eerily beautiful, andone or two are itself. Plenty of chases,explosion5, violence and in me sanctuaryof the Centml Union Church, an appropriately intimate acoustic set­ culture, and, for all of its faults, the IMAX spectacular. All in all, however, it's stricdyfor the martial arts (provided by Rene Rus.so). It is said ting for a smaller ensemble performing music composed before the advent of the imagery reinforces the notion of me sacred rubes- breadand circuses while Rome bums that rerumee Joe Pesci, peroxided and perky, qivernous concert halls of today. farbelow. (WaikikiIMAX) practicallywalks away widi the movie. Directed, aina. Highly recommended. (Waikiki IMAX) Like the summer sequels that Hollywood is so fondof gi\ing us, Honolulu's answer Boomerangnew A Eddie Murphy comedy, in i EnchantedDirector April Mike Newell's very as were the firsttwo, by Maui's Richard Donner. Mo' Money Dan1on Wayans (In Livi.ng Color, to New York's Mosdy Mozart Festival brings us familiarand proven entertainment, which Murphy triesout a new persona - die­ PBSy character dran1ais reminiscentin its taste­ wluch is nonethelessa pleasant way to spend a summer's eve. Each Summer Fart.'! oretically, a kinder, gender kinda guy. In re-d !ity, fulness of Hou,ardsEnd and filled with "civi­ 1bel.t1stBoyScout) wrote and stars(v.ith sibling Marlin) in this comedy abouta husder making program is two parts Mozart, one part Haydn ( W'ofgm1g'sW'o1f(I?), featuringsoloists it's the same old sexist nonsense, replete with liz.ed" virtuesthat most oftoday's celluloid lacks. drJwn �rom the symphonv's ranks and conducted by the orchestra's music director, srunning, scantily-dadwomen and prunfuljokes. Hawaii - Bom Paracisein An IMAX tourist­ his way in Metropolis. Wayans does his most polished1V bits (a double-entendregay, a srud­ Donald Johanos\Baton man Retums'). As a Preludeto a Conce,1. a chamber ensem With Halle Berry and Robin Givens. orientedtour of our state, fearuring a Big Island ble will perform on the lavm beginning at 6:30 Audience membersare invited to BuffyVampire the Slayer Luke Perry stars volcano, a rain forest, Haleakala and me birth master, a naif) in this allegedly autobiographical movie about making your way in the world bring their own picnic dinner, or tl1ey may indulge in a special "Mozart Meal" buffet (with Donald Sutherland) in this honnone-rush pangs of Loihi. Lucky for us, it has an environ­ (J{}' Dinnerwitb Amadeus!). Theprovided meal, of course, costs.Mo ' Money. comedy about a comely young lass who is mental theme and it does an OK job - as fa r when you're not me tight color, don't speak as.signed die taskof doing-in a clutch of vam­ as it goes. Music by Oscar-nominated Mark the King's English and don't know which fork The firstconcert will open with one of Mozart's less-often-heard earlysymphonies, pires who've been hanging around school and Isham (NeverCry Wo l./).(Waikiki IMAX) or spoon to use.Wayans may or may not bethe No . 21 in A major,followed by his utterly channing Conceitofo r Fluteand Harp, fea­ just, well ... bringing everyone down. It's in the Honey, I Blew Up the Kid ADisney special­ next Eddie Murphy- but he's hungryenough turing flutist SuSJ.n McGinn and harpL<;tConstance Uejio. Haydn's SymphonyNo. 99 W�ynesWo rld and Endno Man mode - big effects comedy starring Rick Moranis. It's about not to forgetto be belly-laugh funny. in Ejlatwill round out the program. For the programs of the followingconcerts, Stay and dumb, with plenty of pubescent flesh on a Giant Child (the result of one of his father's PabiotHarrison Games Ford lends his stolid Tuned. - Ala11Bunin view. (Betterhang up your garlicnow; this isthe loonyexperiments), who does cute and very big integrity to this summer blockbuster adapted SummerFare: Central Union Church, Punahouand Beretania: Thursdays 8/20 first of eight vampire movies to be released shtick This isthe ultimatesummer movie, and it's fromTom Oancy's big paranoidbestseller about • 9/3, chamberp.m.; music,6:30 concert, 7:15 p.m. $20;"Mozart Meals," $10. wimin d1e next U1reemonms .) a sequel to boot (to Honey, I Shnmkthe Kids) . Irish terrorists seeking revenge on an ex-CIA 537-6191 Death Becomes Her We are promised Mark my words, it will make a zillion dollars. agen� who hasinadvertently foiled theirplans to "scadling satire" in this macabre fa ntasy-com­ HousesitterA pale imitation of the American offmembers of me British Royals. Australian slasher movie. Still and all, it's die best suspense Medicare cover that?). edy from the hands of directorRobert Zemeckis screwball comedies of me 1930s, in which directorPhillip Noyce (DeadCalm) knows how picrure out of Hollywood in mreeyears or so. Unlawful EntrySuspenser about a sociopathic tostage action sequences, and some of the mind­ SisterWritten Act forBette Midler (who rumed cop (Ray Llotta - who else?) helping out, and boggling CIA spy- and kill-apparatus is on view it down), this comedy about a gangster's moll then invading the lives of, a young couple. in this "family values"-otiented outing. In fact,a and singer in a '6osfe mme trio.wound up star­ Whispersin the Darksuspenser, A by direc­ Performance Pick bit of this $42 million movie was acrually shot at ring Whoopi Goldberg. Afterwitnessing a mur­ tor Christopher Crowe, starring, among others, CIA headquartersand received full cooperation der, me Whoopster winds up in a witness Alan Alda and Jamey Sheridan. Tili.s troubled from that agency - a movieland first. protection program... and then a nunnery. The production originallyreceived an NC-17 rating 'i Pinocchio Walt Disney's second-ever fea­ one-liners abound, though luckily they're deliv­ because of its '·erotic content," was re-edited �v� ture-lengm cartoon, now refurbished wim ered by such veterans as Maggie Smith and the and wound up with an R rating, thusprotecting tr'?... enhanced colorand aoppingand blow upsfor wondrous Mary Wickes. the film srudio's $30 million investment. With the wide screen, is an odd,schizoid movie - "'- Makinga Scene StayTuned John Ritter and Pam Dawber star AnnabellaSciarra. ' � 1 a Victorian moralitytale tricked out with song in this surreal comedy abouta couple addicted It seems a shame, but in today's climate and dance. Occasionally, the animation is strik­ to 1V who get sucked into their 1V set... and � ot arts-purification hysteria, our fairdty Short Run and . \· ./ · ., 1 ingly effective. Doesthe film veer into vicious then literally into 1V land. Theirskewed adven­ is falling behind in the raceto produce . , � sentimentality andcutesy poo? Yep. Just forthe rures, "satirical" in the most charitable sense of Revival "'f'"' ' bannedart. Eveiy other metropolis seems record, mat's Cliff "Ukulele Ike" Edwards war­ me word, will no doubt strike a responsive " � 'i Four Seasons of Childhood (1939) o :J:· to !xYJSt a fosteringcolony of degener- bling When Yo u Wzsh upon a Star. chord. Honolulu preview audiences howled at Hiroshi Shimizu, now recognized as one of ate aitists - where is ours? Where is 'i Prelude Oneto aKiss of the most intelligent the one-liners fromTV commercials they all rec­ Japan's master directors, created this two-part our Diamanda (f

PeterMedak' s new filmske wers and starring Ronald C,oleman. givesaudiences seriesof freeconcerts by d1e symphony, lasting the rather dashing figureof FrancoL� Villon. who throughnl.id-September, each of whichfea tures capitalpunishm ent. is as handy wid1 his rapier as he Ls with his a young soloist in addition toguestsinger Karen rapier wit. TI1e film'sa romance ofsorts. wid1 Vil­ Keawehawaii. The firstconcert is at thLs week­ lon defrosting beauties left and right, chief end's installment of Bishop Museum's free f among them Frances Dee and EllenDrew. f! MusicFest! series held in conjunction with d1e Wen? King has beenmade and remade - di.is museum's What Makes Music? exhibit (di.is is incarnation is the best. cluemainly to Sturges· d1e only show at which Keawehawaii will not playful subtext. Cautiously recommended to peifom1). Bishop Museum, 1525 BerniceSt.: Fri. corned} buffs. JlouieMuseu 111, 3566 Harding 8121, 6 p.m. Mag icIsl and Park Sat 8/22, 7 p.m. Ave.: Thur. 8.'20·& Sat. 8/22, 8 p.m.; matinees Ka i/uaBeach Pam Tue. 8/25, 7 p.m. All shows 8/22, 3 & 5:30 p.m. S5. '35-8771 free. 537-6191 'i'Let11m Have(1991) It .Sa? rmiewo11 tbispage. Keawe's HomesteadJohn Gang Keawe and i A Molher'sLove (1 950) Hirosll.iShimizu. mer Ii.isCOLL,ins AlvinC,oit and Wayne Fancisco bring ter directorthe of Japanese road film.here tells their l\Jord1 Kohala contemporary Hawaiian d1e tale ofan oveiburdened mod1er seekLng a stylingsto di.is installmentof SeaLlf e Park'sspe­ new life but retummg to her maternal responsi­ cialYear of the Family "Kama'amaFriday Night" bilitieswhen troublesarise. A gende, affectionate series featuring musical groups whose members and memorable film. Academy T/Jeatre, 900 S. come fromthe san1e 'ohana. Seali fe Part?,Maka­ Beretania St.: Tue. 8/25, 7:30 p.m. $4. 532-8701 puu Point: Fri. 8/21, 8:30 p.m. $5.25 (without 'i' StarA Athlete HiroshiShimizu ·s off-be-dt road park admLssion, freewith adnl.ission). 259-7933 essayon two rivalmilitary clrill ninners who meet Jay Larrin Remember Tbe Koolausarr Sleep­ a woman and her ill daughter at a rest stop ... ing? Just checking. Captain 's Room, Hawaii and whose lives are changed forever. Also Prince Hotel, 100Holomoana St: Fri. 8,121, 8:30 shown: Mr. 1hankYou. another Shimizu road p.m. $6 advance, $8 at the door. Two-drink film. about a good-heaited Depression-era btLs nl.inimum. 947-5829 driver who changes the lives of those whose Maxi PriestSomething aidGlegoryIsaacs old peregrinatio11s he crosses.Acad e,ni'T11 eat1e, 900 and someming new come togetherin dn, show S. Beretania St.: Sun. 8/23. 4 p.m. S4. 532-8701 pairing BritisherPriest, who is living proof of reg- , laTena Trema 09-lS)Thb is an early Lucll.ino gae·s furn toehold in the popworld, wim L, aacs, Visconti fi�n. shot on location using "real"peo­ the cla�ic "CoolRuler'' of lover's rock,a veteran ple -merchants. clerks. fishem1an- as a(tors. of the Trenchtown scene who is old-school per­ in a portrnyal of ,·illage life. TI1e film - set in sonilied. Priest started out in d1e early 'OOscut­ the village of Aci Trezz.a, Sicily - was allegedly ting discs for the sound-system scene: shot without a script, and the reminiscences of by 1988, he had scored a top ten pophit wid1 Ii.is me villagers deteml.inedme flow of events. It's take on CatSteven's Wild Wo rldHe met up wid1 a companion piece of sorts to Rocco and his Isaacs a few weeks ago during a JapanSplash Chris (Paul Reynolds) holds a gun on Derek (Chris Eccleston) in LetHim Have It. Bmthers.Acadeniv T/Jeatre, 900 S.Beretania St.: tour, andthe two hit it off theto tune ofcool a mil­ Wed. 8/19, 7:30 p.m. $4. 532-8701 lion concertgross. Next thing you know- bibicla bee, bibida boom!- Isaacsis added to Priest's shellgi g. I kmthLs bizness! Priestwill play also on the Big Island (without Isaacs) and on Maui (with hlm). Wa ikikiShell, 2805 Monsarrat Ave.: Sat. Music 8/22,Ff.J p.m. $16.50 - $25. 524-6333 Concerts AbeWehiteal's Cotlm CU,reprise ReweA GabeBaltalar The dean of Hawaii's jazzmen of last spring's symphony presentationfea turing blows hLs hornto soomeme savagebeast in thLs a "Duke Ellington style" band and a host of Lnstallment of the free Wildest Show in Town local jazz starslike Azure McCall, StarWil!ian1S, concert series at d1e zro. Honolulu Zoo,Kapiolani GLnai and AndrewBrench relivmgd1e golden Park: Wed. 8/19, 6 p.rn. Free. 531--0101 yearsof the HarlemRenaLssance . ThLstime, me Easy MusicOpeningA CenterGrand bash to show's in a ballroom seUing, so you can cut fete me music store's new digs across from some rug. And don't forget your '30s attireand Ward Centre on Auahi Street. On handwill be the password to the speakeasy. Paci.fieBall­ n 1952, Derek Bentley was coat, fedora and slang to prove it. a wide rangeof entertainers:Kapena, Paradox, room, Ilikai Hotel, 1m Ala Moana Blvd.: Fri. hanged by his government. One Julia Steele Impressed by Derek's large build, the Loretta AblesTrio, Hawaii Matsuro Taiko, 8/22, 8 p.m. $30. 524-2020 of the last people to die under Craig approaches him about "a cou­ Kit Samson's Sound Advice and I.awai'a. F£isy on the role is wrenching). Medak also England's capital punishment pla jobs that're lined up." Derek ini­ Music Center, AuahiSt: Sat. 8/22, 9:30 a.rn.- 4 Club Acts spends time recreating the mood of system, Bentley, a 19-year-old tially resists, but later, fascinated by p.m. Free. 521-6511 Bandschedules aresub ject to change. Please England's tenement housing in the epileptic with the intelligence of Craig's world, he joins in and once Gagaku A jolnt performance of theancient call venuesfor latest infomlCltion. Consult the early '50s: The youth, eager to an 11-year-old, was convicted of again finds he cannot judge the pro­ Japanesecourt music by the JapanGagaku Soci­ Live Music Ven ues list fo r locations and phone embrace American culture, are con­ the shooting death of a policeman- priety of his surroundings - to him, etyand me Hawaii Gagaku Kenkyukai. The numbers. stantly running offto see the latest oldest existingorchestral music in the world, though he had no gun, pulled no trig­ the brass knuckles Craig presents him James Cagney or Tony Curtis flick gagakuhas roots stretching back to the 7th cen­ 19/Wednesday ger and killed no one. with are a gift, a token of esteem, or pumping pence into the jukebox. tmy. Ead1 Gagaku ensemble consLstsof at least Almost Famous Variety; Coconut Willie's. 4 Bentley's tale,and the intense trav­ proof he is welcome. By the time he ryuteki Though it may seem a bit tedious ini­ nine musicians playing the (flute) p.m. - 1:30 a.m. esty of justice it represents, is at the does realizethe troublehe has strayed hichiriki(oboe), sho (mourn organ), kak!a?and tially, ultimately Medak's emphasis Augie ReyLidds &City Dance; Nicholas N1C k­ core of Peter Medak's Let Him Have into, things have gone horribly, irre­ tairo(clrurns), shola?(suspended gong), biua (4- on the Bentley family and their sur­ olas. It, which will show at the Academy vocably wrong. Chris Eccleston is stringed lute) and gakuso (13-stringed zither). roundings pays offin a big way - Bemadette andtheNew SensationsTop Theatre this weekend. The title of marvelous as the shy misfit Derek Today. the music is played not only by the 40; Rumours. by the end, the film is a tragedy of the film comes from words alleged­ attempting to find his place; Paul Japanese Imperial C,ourt but also by societies, Blue KangarooCountr y, Folk; Jolly Roger individuals, not a polemic. like me two perl'oml.inghere, dedicatedto pre­ ly spoken by Bentley when he and a Reynolds, as Craig, strikesthe film's Wa ikiki. From the outset, Derek is present­ servingthe artform. TheLr concert will feature local hood, Chris Craig, were sur­ only jarring note - his acting is Bobby Dunne Band Pop, Rock; Irish Rose ed as a young boy eager foraccep­ bothkangen (instrumental gagaku) and bugaku Saloon. prised by a policeman on the roof of overblown and his attempts to flesh Orois Auditorium, tance and not savvy enough to know (wim dance). UH Manoa Brother Noland Contemporary Hawaiian; a local factory. When Craig bran­ out his character fail. when that acceptance would lead him campus:Sat. 8/22, 8 p.rn. $5. 956-8742 Malia 'sCantina. dished a gun at the copper, Bentley Thetrial whips by (as it did in real­ HonoluklSyiqihony ConcertsA Connulity astray. Early on, he is shown with a urged his companion to ''let him have ity - the entireaffair lasted only two couple of ruffians, vandalizing a house it" - meaning, Medak's film leaves days); as documented, it is little more - clearly, he has no idea that what no doubt, the gun. The prosecution, than a farce. Craig, too young to be they aredoing is wrong. Nonetheless, PROFESSIONAL however, argued that Derek's words put to death, is sentenced to life 841 Bishop St., #150 when the group is discovered, it is IMAGE were a provocation to shoot- which imprisonment; Derek is sent to the � Davies Pacific Center Derek who is caught and sent to the copy and printservice is exactly what Craig did. The police­ gallows. The denuoment of the film INC. Phone: 524-0233 reform school. When he is released, man was wounded; when reinforce­ consists of the family's desperate the warden warns the boy's father ments anived, another was shot dead attempts tosave Derek,which, despite that Derek makes "easy prey to bad by Craig. huge protests throughout the coun­ Copies af Blueprints elements," and it isn't long before The pacing of the film is slow, mea­ try,thousands of signatures on peti­ those elements surfacein the form of sured - Let Him Have It is more tions and the jury's recommendation Craig, a 16-year-old delinquent who than half over beforethe murder is formercy, were unsuccessful. While-Yau-Wait! fancies himself an American gang­ even committed. Medak, aided by a At a time when even the ster and has the trench- terrific script .from Neal Purvis and Democratic ticket in America is call­ Reductions down to 45% and Robert Wade, devotes much of the ing for the strengthening ofthe death Enlargements up to 200% early part of the film to introducing penalty, Let Him Have It offers a in 0.1 % increments. Derek and the Bentleyfa mily - par­ Him Have sober reminder that in our subjective 14-22 lb. xerographic ticularly Derek's kindly sister Iris I.et It world, where decisions are made by and translucent (played in a finelow-key fashion by Academy 111eatre, fallible men and influenced by the bonds, 17-20 lb. Clare Holman) and his father, 900s. 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n the back of Roy's Park found at Yamaguchi's Hawaii Kai Bistro'stake-out menu is an Kelly Malone restaurant. On our first visit, we sam­ exerpt from Gault Millau's omelette with kiawe-smoked bacon pled three appetizers fromthe regu­ JLLEC/lJ TheBest of Hawaii. Praising lar menu: the pan-fried mozzarella 3198 WAIALAE AVE - HONOLULU sauce or the Japanese-style openface 808/732-3133 Roy's Restaurant, the now seafood omelette with shiitake mush­ appetizer, which consisted of crisp legendary Hawaii Kai eatery fried mozzarella served on basil, STORE HOURS: TUES-SAT rooms andpickled gingerwere tempt­ 10:00AM - 5:00PM established by chef Roy ing, we were in the mood forlunch grilled squash and tomato sauce, Yamaguchi, Millau writes of"show­ - specifically,appetizers from the offered a pungent contrastto the cus­ biz" patrons making "syndie deals" tomary mild, pan-crisped cheese Saturday menu. We asked our wait­ HANDCARVED in a place that is "so L.A., you may er, Paul, to check with the kitchen. offered in most restaurants. The grilled SOAPSTONE actually feel a little geographically He returned. eggplant saladconsisted of succulent displaced." We ll, though the dynam­ "The chef is about to kill me," he grilled eggplant on Molokai greens KENYAN ics of Roy's do make for noisy, fre­ said, "but yes, he will make you the with Big Isle goat cheese crostiniand JEWELRY netic excitement, I've never left grilled eggplant salad." a fruity roasted pepper vinaigrette. DRUMS.MASKS expecting to hail a cab for United "What about the ravioli?'' my part­ From the daily specials we triedthe &SPEARS Artists. ner asked. She held up her day-old half moon spinach, ricotta, and shi­ But enough aboutRoy's Restaurant menu. "Do you think they'd make itake raviolis in a sharp grilled roma EBONY and its Hollywood connections. Roy's that?" tomato sauce. The dish was rich, but FIGURES Park Bistro,which opened inthe Park 'The chef is about to kill me now," wonderful. CERAMIC Plaza Waikiki Hotel earlier this year, Paul said. On day two, I ordered the smoked BUSTS is Yamaguchi's second epicurian ven­ On our second visit we were care­ tomato soup with rosemary aioli - ture on Oahu (a third - Roy's ful not to give the cooks such a hard it was a delicate balance of lightly Kahana Bar and Grill - is on Maui). time. (We didn't see Paul on our smoked tomatoesand the piney scent You can't help but compare it to the returntrip, but I'm sure he's still there. of rosemary. I also tried the grilled KIONDO BAGS original, and the firstthing you notice As the couple at the table next to us sweet Italian sausage with peppers, is that unlike Roy's in Hawaii Kai, said - he's the best waiter in onions, softpolenta and tomato basil Roy's Park Bistro is quiet - there Hawaii.) Difficultdiners need not chianti sauce - it was my favorite is no decorative tileto intensifysound infiltrate Roy's Park Bistrowith fussy dish. The peppers and onions were AND MANY OTHER and amplify chewing, no clamour of crisp, and the polentamelted into the ONE-OF-A-KIND demands - the chefs do what they HAND CRAFTED pots and pans from exhibition do beautifully and shouldbe left alone sauce, which was incredible. ITEMS kitchens. The subdued, copper-accent­ to do it. It is reassuring, however, to My dining partner ordered herb­ ed walls provide a soothing contrast know that if a customer has a dietary roasted breast of chicken with a shi­ to vibrant paintings by Hawaii-based concern - a life-threatening aller­ itake dressing and bing cherry artists. (Like Roy's Hawaii Kai, the gy, for instance - the kitchen is chutney. She said the herb-crusted Bistro offers"gal lery" space to local amenable. chicken, with earthy mushrooms and Interisland coupons artists.) The food at Roy's ParkBi stro has the sweet tang of the cherry chutney, But that's not to say that Roy's little, if any room forimprovement . was terrific. from $41. Park Bistro has no action or celebri­ Our foodwas great on both visits. It Pastry chef Jim Davidson's desserts ty clientele. On my first visit - a is the same adventurous mix of ltalian, include creme carmel with fresh Sunday - Harry and Myra of bank French, Chinese, Japanese, Watsonville strawberries, New York­ Interisland room-car-air commercial fame were enjoying Vietnamese and Thai style cheesecake with raspberry and brunch at a comer table. Since our anglaise sauces, chocolate truffle packagesfrom $109 mission was to sample more for less, torte with chocolate espresso sauce we took Harry and Myra's patron­ s Park and fresh fruit triffle with sauce perpe rson. age as a sign that economical dining Roy' anglaise. was possible at Roy's Park Bistro. Bistro Roy's food is innovative, richly True, the benefits of Bankoh check­ Plaza Waikiki flavored and delicious. The service Patk Ala Moana ing have liberated the couple from Hotel, 1956 is excellent. We can't wait to go back financial concern,but, at least if you 444624 again and try all the items we missed. Blvd. 9 m. believethe advertising claims, under­ o 10:30 a. Roy's is open for breakfast, lunch n 7 a.m. t to 2 neath they're wise consumers. ope )· 11 a.m. and dinner. Prices range from$5 for (breakfast 6 to 10 The deal-making atmosphere that unchh and l!h appetizersat lunch to $18.50 fordin­ p.m. (l sun throu PH: (808) 942-2855 • FAX (808) 957-0056 Millau spoke of was absent, so we , (dinner, m."fri. ner entrees. • 11,m m til 11 p. negotiated with our waiter. Though lhurs. ope the Sunday brunch menu's freshherb &Sat, -

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