University of New Mexico UNM Digital Repository English Language and Literature ETDs Electronic Theses and Dissertations 6-25-2010 Blood Heist Dan Darling Follow this and additional works at: https://digitalrepository.unm.edu/engl_etds Recommended Citation Darling, Dan. "Blood Heist." (2010). https://digitalrepository.unm.edu/engl_etds/50 This Dissertation is brought to you for free and open access by the Electronic Theses and Dissertations at UNM Digital Repository. It has been accepted for inclusion in English Language and Literature ETDs by an authorized administrator of UNM Digital Repository. For more information, please contact
[email protected]. i ii BLOOD HEIST BY DAN DARLING BA, English, College of Wooster, 1999 DISSERTATION Submitted in Partial Fulfillment of the Requirements for the Degree of Master of Fine Arts Creative Writing The University of New Mexico Albuquerque, New Mexico May 2010 iii by ABSTRACT OF DISSERTATION Submitted in Partial Fulfillment of the Requirements for the Degree of The University of New Mexico Albuquerque, New Mexico iv Blood Heist Dan Darling BS, English, College of Wooster, 1999 Master of Fine Arts, Creative Writing, University of New Mexico 2010 Abstract A novel of fiction. John Stick, along with his two best friends, Spartacus Rex and Leon Flowers, rob a blood bank with the intent to sell the blood in Mexico. On the way, the ice cream truck that they have converted to transport the blood breaks down, and they become stranded in the desert. Stick notices that one of the bags of blood belongs to his ex-girlfriend, Cryopathria Rex, with whom he is still in love.