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Former President Bill Clinton rallied for Wisconsin Democrats including Gov. Jim Doyle, on Friday. Post photo by Duffy Hery Staff Sgt. David Wise (right) and 1st Lt. Allen Robbins (left) flash the victory sign as they fly in a helicopter over Iraq. Photo courtesy of David Wise By Duffy Hery and Assembly. Staff Writer All over the state races are becoming tighter and tighter. Celebrate Veterans Day With only days left in the This shift in voting patterns midterm elections race, former is especially noticeable in ar­ President Bill Clinton spoke to eas that are predominantly a full house at the Milwaukee Republican. by learning about service Theatre Friday alongside Gov. However the race for gov­ Jim Doyle, Sen. Herb Kohl, U.S. ernor is still close with polls Devil's Playground." It ain't a over there and turn the place Rep. Gwen Moore and many showing neither candidate UWM student, nice area. into paradise in a year. others. having more than half of the TA was sergeant Now, David is back in When I was called up, The rally was held to raise vote. Because of this tight­ Milwaukee. He's a graduate which was shortly before the voter turnout for this ness, attacks at the Doyle ral­ in Iraq student in the University of the election, all the protests year's elections. ly against the other side were Wisconsin-Milwaukee's Jour­ and rhetoric flying from both While the rally was a pro­ high with the news cameras nalism and Mass Communi­ sides became a din. I just motion for Doyle in the gu­ rolling. By Patrick Fitzgerald cation program, and is also a hoped that in some small way bernatorial race, it was also a Doyle and Clinton entered Staff Writer teaching assistant for Media that what we were to do over push for all Democrats to get the stage to a standing ova­ Writing 201. out to the polls on Tuesday tion. After Clinton was intro­ and remove the Republican Thank God for at least one PF: First off, why did you I keep questioning why duced to an already wildly national holiday that trumps join the armed forces? Party from its current control excited crowd, the former party lines and silences bot- DW: Both of my grandpar­ these Marines had to of both the federal govern­ tom-of-the-barrel feeding ents served in WWII and both ment and Wisconsin's Senate See CLINTON page 6 political agendas by its very of my older brothers were in go home in a coffin to virtue. the Army; the oldest fought grieving families, just in the first Gulf War. I grew up For most of us, Veterans as four soldiers in my Day is about recalling and hearing these great stories PAWS gets revamped honoring the dead and those about war and the military battalion did, while I experience, and I wanted to wounded during the great got to come home to a ed every three years, but this World Wars, the Korean War, be a part of that. New layout, easier- year's version will see more Vietnam and Iraq. PF: What were your celebration. changes than past upgrades. For all of us, this holiday thoughts when you found to-use features To start, students will be able means putting aside party out you were being deployed to sign in using their ePan- allegiances and offering un­ to Iraq? there would contribute in among changes therlD and password instead conditional thanks and love DW: I felt a mix of excite­ making Iraq a better place. of their student ID number. to the men and women who ment and apprehension of PF: Could you describe By Tyler Casey "The new PAWS is going selflessly put their heads on the unknown, but it wasn't a what your typical day was Campus Life Editor to be better, faster and more the chopping block a world huge surprise. like there? efficient," says School of Infor­ away. My main unit, the 961st DW: The typical day was mation Science Registration Engineering Battalion, was a pretty mundane. Wake up, Panther Access to Web Ser­ One of these people is Da­ vices (PAWS) is getting a make­ Specialist Jennifer Prellwitz. vid Wise. Wise, 30, was in Iraq "donor unit," so a lot of the eat breakfast, work on con­ Adding and dropping a people I knew had already struction projects on base, over this November to make from January 2005 to Decem­ registering for classes easier. class is similar to the way it ber 2005 as a staff sergeant been attached to other units go to a few meetings, relax was before. Students will be and sent over for previous ro­ and go to bed. We did a lot Before the new-and-im- with the 983rd Engineering proved PAWS is up and run­ able to search by class num­ Battalion. His was in the A. tations. I knew my turn was of missions at other bases ber or by subject. With the new going to come sometime. and areas in the country. ning, students will have to live Company, serving at Forward without it for a short time. The PAWS, however, adding a class PF: Why did you think you Those missions, which usu­ Operating Base Speicher for service has been down since with multiple parts, such as a the first half of 2005. were going to Iraq? ally involved a lot more risk, discussion sections and labs, were far from mundane. Nov. 2 at 5 p.m. and will re­ He then moved to Camp Al DW: Before we left our turn with the new look and has been simplified. Instead PF: How did you kill time Taqaddum in the Anbar Prov­ precise mission was unclear, features Nov. 13. of having to select them as ince, situated 70 miles west but we knew, as engineers, between your shifts? separate classes, the options we'd likely be doing base con­ DW: We had it pretty good There will be a demonstra­ of Baghdad. For those of you tion for students on the new for time and date of the lab who haven't been keeping up struction and improvements; at the bases I was at. The appear on the same page as road repair and things like bases had recreation cen­ PAWS Monday, Nov. 20 at 2 with developments in Iraq p.m. in Union Ballroom West. the class. lately, the Anbar Province that. I didn't have any illu­ ters with gyms, video games, sions that we were going to go PAWS is normally upgrad­ is what you could call "The See VETERANS page 10 See PAWS page 4 ywitijpost.com 2 November 6,2006 News The UWM Post

The UWM Post Staff ews briefs olice reports News & Editorial SA to hold monthly listening to financial information, has At the same time, alder­ Drugs and alcohol sessions made reentry into the offices men approved an amendment Editor-in-Chief The University of Wiscon­ just a frivolous exercise be­ to reinstate around $300,000 A 21-year-old male student was is­ Dan Polley sin-Milwaukee Student Asso­ cause SA is unable to function to restore maintenance work­ sued a citation on allegations of having an open container of alcohol on UW City Editor ciation (SA) announced today and aid students in any man­ ers, who repair cracks in the property at 12:10 a.m. on Saturday, Stephanie Brien that it plans to hold monthly ner. Information completely road. Witkowski said the ini­ listening sessions "to give stu­ unrelated to the search was tial cost will save money in Oct. 28. The man was allegedly spot­ Campus Life Editor dents the outlet" to ask ques­ taken, including documents the long-run. ted by campus police walking with a Tyler Casey used to fight against a UPass The amendments to the red plastic cup filled with beer down tions and get answers. N. Maryland Ave. He then ran and hid Campus Government Editor SA says it is going to do this rate hike, voter registration, budget will be finalized Friday, in the bushes outside the Chemistry Ryan Cardarella so that students can "share neighborhood relations, Resi­ Nov. 9. From then, the mayor building, where he was found and dential Preferred Parking has seven days to either veto Features Editor their concerns, communicate cited. (RPP) and even class notes or approve the budget. Katie Schmitt with SA senators and staff, and get answers to questions were taken." Robbery Arts & Entertainment Editor they may have." UW-Waukesha merger with Tyler Gaskiil The next forum will be held Mayor's firefighter reduction UWM still under discussion A female student reported that she Asst. Arts & Entertainment Editor. . . on Wednesday, Nov. 15 at 6 remains controversial Eight representatives from was robbed at gunpoint of her purse Sean Quast p.m. in Union room 181. An More than a month after the University of Wiscon- at the corner of N. Cramer St. and outline of topics discussed Mayor Tom Barrett released sin-Waukesha and UWM met E. Edgewood Blvd. at 8:31 p.m. on Sports Editor will be available for those un­ his city budget, aldermen Tuesday as part of series of Friday, Oct. 27. The woman said that Jimmy Lemke able to make it. have been hard at work mak­ discussions on financing a a black male wearing a blue-hooded Editorial Editor ing around 80 amendments change in UW-Waukesha's sweatshirt, jeans and white sneakers Devon Marie Wiesend SA releases letter to UWM to the budget that will be re­ structure. pointed a gun at her and demanded leased next week. According to lProvost Rita her purse, containing $40 in cash as Production Editor students One controversial element Cheng, options to change UW- well as keys and personal identifica­ Isral DeBruin The SA posted a press re­ tion. The case is being investigated by lease to UWM students last has been the possibility of Waukesha from its current the Shorewood Police Department. Photo Editor week. not replacing fire department status as a two-year college in­ Matthew Dick In the release, which can ladder company members as clude creating an independent Theft Illustrator be read in full at http://www. they leave the force, cutting four-year university, merging Sean Quast uwm.edu/StudentOrg/sa/ back companies from four to with UWM or establishing a A pair of fatal glasses, better known documents/pdf/SA_Press_ five firefighters. university center in addition Puzzle Editor • as "drunk goggles," were stolen from Release.pdf, SA members out­ The amendment was origi­ to the two-year college. the UWM Police booth at Open House Jonas Wittke line their view of the events nally planned to be discussed There are a lot of concerns on Friday, Oct. 27 at 4:31 p.m. The Copy Editors that led up to the organization today, but was pushed back from UW-Waukesha students, glasses have a reported value of Gemma Guenther being locked out of its offices to Thursday, Nov. 8, to fig­ but Cheng said the current re­ $300. Melanie Hupfer and UWM police removing ure out where they are in port is only dealing with the Dan Polley files from insfde the office. the budget, said Aid. Terry financial angle of potential A sign from on top of a B.O.S.S. van Danielle Neuheisel In the letter, members Witkowski, a member of the changes. was stolen sometime between 2 and said: Public Works and Public Safe- "My biggest concern here is 6 a.m. on Saturday, Oct. 28, while the "In executing the search tyCommittee. we have a wonderful relation­ van was parked in the Lapham Hall Business & warrant, nearly every shred Witkowski said the depart­ ship with UW-Waukesha," said parking lot. The sign has a reported Advertising of paper was taken from the ment can afford the cut and Cheng. "Whatever happens value of $250. Business Manager SA offices, and every com­ said a study indicated Milwau­ out of this discussion, I don't kee ladder companies have want this to be damaged." A female student reported a Pannier Kevin Schmoldt puter hard drive in the office bicycle bag stolen from outside the was seized. The execution of the "Lexus of staffing," with A report is due to the UW Union computer lab at 10:02 p.m. Advertising Manager the search warrant has now more staff than other metro System President Reilly on on Tuesday, Oct. 31. The woman Jonathan Anderson completely disabled SA. The areas. But the ladder compa­ Nov. 15. Likely the report will allegedly left the bag, worth a reported Account Executive execution of the search war­ nies have been lobbying hard be discussed at the December $45, on a chair outside the lab. When Ian Young rant, which was not limited against the cut. Board of Regents meeting. she returned, she found it gone. Advertising Designer Manuel Montesinos his week in milwaukee Board of Directors' Jonathan Anderson Monday, Nov. 6 Thursday, Nov. 9 Tyler Gaskiil UWM Men's Basketball The Blue Disciples Dan Polley Head downtown to the U.S. Cellular Arena and cheer on the The Gasthaus Entertainment Series presents The Blue Disciples. Katie Schmitt UWM men's basketball team as it takes on Edgewood College. Starting at 9 p.m., experience this band's take on Chicago electric Devon Marie Wiesend This 7 p.m. game is free for students with valid UWM ID. blues of the '50s and '60s. For more information call 229-3728.

SHIPPING ADDRESS Power to the Peaceful:.2 Films, 2 Wars UWM Sociocultural Programming presents two films: American 2200 Kenwood Blvd. Friday, Nov. 10 Suite EG80 Experience's "2 Days in October" and Michael Franti's "I Know Milwaukee, Wl 53211 I'm Not Alone." "2 Days in October" focuses on a Vietnam War STOMP protest by students on the UW-Madison campus, while "I Know The Riverside Theater offers the opportunity to check out this MAILING ADDRESS I'm Not Alone" follows Musician Michael Franti through his per­ provocative, original and sophistically unique performance. Union Box 88 sonal experience in Iraq. This 7 p.m. event will be held in the STOMP, the eight-member international percussion sensation, UWM P.O. Box 413 Union Fireside Lounge and is free and open to the public. uses a wide variety of unconventional percussion instruments Milwaukee, Wl 53201 to create unique rhythms and an amazing performance. For more information on this 8 p.m. show call 286-3663. Phone:(414)229-4578 Tuesday, Nov. 7 Guster Fax:(414)229-4579 Mid-term Election Day Known as the most reputable unpromoted band of the '90s, There's no excuse not to. Get out and vote today! For more in­ college favorite Guster stops by Milwaukee tonight. Tickets for The UWM Post has a circulation of formation go to www.milwaukee.gov and click the "Vote" link. this 8 p.m. show, held at the Rave, are available at Ticketmaster. 8,000 and is distributed on campus and throughout the surrounding com­ Free Bowling com. For more information call 342-RAVE. munities. The Union Recreation Center offers free bowling for students from 7 to 10 p.m. At least one member of each bowling group The first copy is free, additional copies Saturday, Nov. 11 $.75 each. The UWM Post, Inc. is a must.have a valid UWM ID to receive this special offer! For more registered student organization at the information call 229-4430. Milwaukee County Zoo Family Free Day University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Experience all that the Milwaukee County Zoo has to offer to­ and an independent nonstock corpo­ day during Family Free Day. For one day only, all zoo visitors ration. All submissions become the Wednesday, Nov. 8 will receive free admissions. For more information, visit www. property of The UWM Post, Inc. Classic Movie Night milwaukeezoo.org. The UWM Post is published Mon­ Head to the Charles Allis Art Museum for a screening of Bette Podcasting Workshop days in the fall and spring semesters, Davis and Monty Woolley's "The Man Who Came to Dinner." This workshop, hosted by the UWM Studio Arts & Crafts Centre, except during spring break and exam Admission to this 7:30 p.m. movie includes free popcorn and offers an opportunity to learn how to publish your own music, periods. The UWM Post also pub­ soda! For additional information call 278-8295. poetry readings and other audio work, on the Internet and iTunes. lishes once in late summer. Lyrical Sanctuary From 1 to 4 p.m., participants will learn how to create their own The UWM Post is written and pub­ Stop by the UWM Union Fireside Lounge between 8 and 10:30 podcast. The fee for this program is $12 for students, $17 for lished by the students of UWM. They p.m. for open mike night. This event will feature poet Derrick community members. For additional information call 229-3888. are solely responsible for its editorial Harriell and music by Cigarette Break. For additional informa­ policy and content. tion call 229-6997. Sunday, Nov. 12 UWM is not liable for debts incurred Pinball Exhibition La Moustache by the publisher. The UWM Post is Revisit memories of afternoons at the arcade. Today through not an official publication of UWM. Once again, the UWM Union Theatre offers students an op­ Friday, check out the UWM Recreation Center sponsored Pinball portunity to broaden their cultural aptitude. In its Milwaukee Exhibition in the Union Concourse. The exhibition will feature a premiere, "La Moustache" is the story of one man's simple Member of: variety of pinball machines on display. For additional informa­ decision to shave off his mustache, and repercussions of the tion call 229-4430. reactions, or lack there of, of those around him to this deci­ 3 Bucks vs. Houston Rockets sion. For more information on either the 5 or 7 p.m. showings, U-WIRE The Bradley Center hosts the Milwaukee Bucks as they play call 229-4070. against the Houston Rockets. For more information on this 7 El www.owmi.eoM p.m. game call 227-0400. Compiled by Clare Connolly uwmpost.com News November 6, 2006 3 Immigration reform a top issue UWM professor vies in 4th Congressional District for Congress against Sensenbrenner Both Moore, Rivera aim Gwen Moore By Jim Krause to lobbyist reform and our Democrat to serve Milwaukee Staff Writer city's budget as a whole. Hometown: Racine, Wisconsin "My incumbent has By Mark Thiel Education: Marquette University (bache­ Congressman F. James moved to Washington and Special to the Post lor's, Political Science); North Division High Sensenbrenner (R) of Wis­ is interested in the view School consin's 5th Congressional on a national level, but Immigration reform, the war in Iraq and stem cell re­ Political History: Congresswoman for District is up for re-elec­ he represents a district in search highlight major issues tackled by the candidates Wisconsin's 4th Congressional District tion against a University Wisconsin that needs him for Wisconsin's 4th Congressional District. (2004-present); state senator (1993-2005); of Wisconsin-Milwaukee here," Kennedy said. Elections will pit Democratic incumbent Gwen Moore state representative (1989-1992); worked assistant professor and a Green Party representa­ against Republican candidate Perfecto Rivera for man­ for Milwaukee Department of City Devel­ local Green Party mem­ tive Bob Levis will also be agement of Wisconsin's 4th Congressional District, an opment, state Department of Employment ber. on the ballot for the 5th area of the state housing attractions such as Summer- Relations, state Department of Health and The 5th District in­ District and wants to start fest, the Milwaukee Art Museum and America's Black Family Services and Wisconsin Housing and cludes parts of Jefferson, tapping energy sources Holocaust Museum. Economic Development Authority Milwaukee and Wauke­ from the Midwest rather Moore currently holds a seat in the U.S. House of Family: Single; three children sha Counties, and all of Representatives, and previously served on the Wiscon­ Key Issues: Ozaukee and Washington The 5th District sin Assembly and Wisconsin State Senate. • agrees with immigration reform. County. Republican candidate Perfecto Rivera, originally • agrees with funding stem cell re­ Sensenbrenner has includes parts from Puerto Rico, became a leader in the development search. been the congressman for of Jefferson, of Wisconsin business and Milwaukee community or­ • disagrees with the war in Iraq. the district since 1979. He ganizations. • agrees with allowing gay marriage. is widely known for his Milwaukee and Although both candidates represent different politi­ • agrees to increase educational fund­ highly visible role in the Waukesha County, cal parties and agendas, both agree on one major issue: ing. impeachment of President immigration reform. Bill Clinton in 1998, act­ and all of Ozaukee This past year, on May 1, thousands of people in Perfecto Rivera ing as one of the House and Washington Milwaukee took to the streets to rally for immigration Republican managers. reform. This National Day of Action, referred to simply He has also been a County. as "A Day Without an Immigrant," brought to light the Hometown: Comerio, Puerto Rico (lived prominent figure in rally­ amount of people within Milwaukee's 4th District who in Milwaukee most of his life) ing government agencies than the Middle East. Levis are fed up with current immigration laws.- Education: Attended University of Wis­ and allocating money in grew up in the Milwaukee Fortunately, both Moore and Rivera side with the consin-Milwaukee; Pulaski High School the wake of 9/11. He says area and has worked for protesters, fighting for immigration reform that allows Political History: Served in the U.S. Air he values education and NBC News, Sports Illus­ illegal immigrants the right to obtain U.S. citizenship. Force (4 years); worked for the Department harmony within the com­ trated and Westinghouse Other issues divide the candidates, such as the war of Revenue and the Wisconsin Housing and munity and that he is a Productions. in Iraq. Each candidate tends to side with their party's Economic Development Authority strong advocate against Even though Levis does views when it comes to this controversial topic. Family: Married; four children crime. not agree with his oppo­ Moore believes the war in Iraq is "unwinnable," and Key Issues: The Democrat opposing nents on everything, he the best plan of action is to bring the troops home. • agrees with immigration reform. Sensenbrenner is Bryan said will not partake in She believes the civil problems occurring in Iraq are • disagrees with funding stem cell re­ Kennedy, who also ran in political bashing. best left for them to solve, and that the longer the U.S. search. 2004. If Kennedy, an as­ "I'm not going there," remains in Iraq, the more damage it does to its world • agrees with the war in Iraq. sistant professor of Portu­ said Levis. "We all should reputation. • disagrees with allowing gay marriage. guese at UWM, is elected, be a part of the same goal • agrees to reform the educational sys­ he said he will take imme­ and that doesn't include tem. See MOORE/RIVERA page 7 diate action in attending playing the blame game." 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In addition, a new links sections on the PAWS home page allows students to access ••••-•..'•• their advisor, undergraduate or graduate ap­ -.•-•-.•:••• plication, and financial information. Students can also check their grades in one click from the home page. "I'm sure this will be a highly used link," Prellwitz added. The most noticeable difference, though, is the new layout. Tabs at the top and bottom of BBiua aaas the page make for easier navigation by users. Students attempting to log into PAWS this week­ Bold, easy-to-see icons indicate whether or end saw this screen while the service was being not an attempt to add a class went through updated. Screen caputure from paws.uwm.edu successfully. The home page is much more informative and detailed than the current Monday, Nov. 13. Access to PAWS on Nov. 13 setup. Favorites, contact information and will be determined by students' individual emergency numbers are lined up under a birth months. single menu. For more information, check out newpaws. PAWS will be up and running again on uwm.edu.

rrj-G"J MAYO CLINIC SUMMER III FOR JUNIOR NURSING STUDENTS We invite you to explore the Summer III Student Nursing Experience with Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota. This With the close gubernatorial race, III. Sen. Barack Obama urges Wisconsin- program is for junior-year students of a four-year baccalaureate ites to vote for Gov. Jim Doyle. Post photo by Isral DeBruin nursing program. The Summer III program is a paid nursing experience that begins in early June and lasts for 10 weeks. Barack Obama comes This is a supervised nursing program that allows students to work alongside an RN Clinical Coach. This program also provides to subsidized housing for students. Illinois senator After Moore, Kohl and Doyle For more information, and to view a short video about the Summer each had a chance to speak, appears at rally for Obama delivered a speech III program, please visit our website or contact: themed loosely around his re­ Democrats cently-released book, "The Au­ Mayo Clinic dacity of Hope." Human Resources, OE-4 "At each and every juncture 200 1st Street SW By Isral DeBruin (of American history) we have Production Editor believed in the possibility of Rochester, MN 55905 something better," Obama said. ph: 800-562-7984 EJEEEEEEEMIfiHa Illinois Sen. Barack Obama Encouraged by intermittent e-mail: [email protected] spoke in Milwaukee Tuesday shouts from Moore, Obama morning, showing his support went on to describe a serious for Wisconsin's Democratic and sober mood he said he has Application Deadline: January 15, 2007 ticket at a get-out-the-vote rally observed among voters. Obama at Pere Marquette Park. said he thinks voters want to www.mayoclinic.org/summer3-rst After a prelude of rock music move in a new direction in the during which volunteers passed future. out signs supporting Democrat­ "We may be the first genera­ ic candidates, Milwaukee Mayor tion in a long time to pass on an Tom Barrett, attorney general America that is a little poorer candidate Kathleen Falk and and a little meaner than the one Lt. Gov. Barbara Lawton each we inherited from our parents," spoke. Obama said. "... We've got to Obama headlined the out­ close the gap between America door event, taking the stage to as we know it and America as it much applause alongside U.S. might be." Rep. Gwen Moore, U.S. Sen. Herb Urging attendees of the rally Kohl and Gov. Jim Doyle. to bring friends to the polls for the Nov. 7 mid-term election, Obama said he thinks it's time Political celebrities for political change that only endorse candidates voters can bring about. Bringing the theme of hope full-circle, in Wisconsin Obama said that hopeful words must be followed by hopeful ac­ With a current Re­ tions. publican majority in the U.S. House and Senate, "Talking about hope is one Democrates have been thing," Obama said, "but acting campaigning hard in Wis­ on it is another." consin to try to win seats University of Wisconsin-Mil­ including bringing in for­ waukee sophomore and adver­ mer President Clinton and tising major Katie Phelps said Illinois Senator Barack she agreed with Obama that Obama to speak for the now is the time for change. cause. The Republican par­ "I just think that it's a very ty has also been active on important time," Phelps said. the trail with Bush's politi­ "We really need to stand up for cal advisor Karl Rove and everyone ... not enough people Former Gov. Tommy Thom­ know how serious it is." son visiting the Milwaukee Phelps said she thinks area. However, the UWM Obama could play a key role in Post was unable to acquire the future of politics. press credentials for the "I think he is, if anyone, Republican events despite the person who could change numerous attempts. See OBAMA page 5 uwmpost.com News November 6,2006 5

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for us, because if you vote CLINTON Democrat, you'll be taxed to Parking plan has caused Continued from page 1 the poor house, and there will be a terrorist on every block on the way there,'" president spoke of the cur­ Clinton said. controversy for 8 years rent Republican's strategy Just before Clinton came and how it's affecting the to the podium, Doyle spoke country. of leadership, change in the AkLMike purposes. In exchange for fur­ islation had originally been "Let me tell you I've been state houses and the voting ther on-campus parking op­ scheduled for September, but in the poor house, and I've history of gubernatorial can­ D'Amato's take on tions, the expectation of the was cancelled. D'Amato said been in the rich house, and didate U.S. Rep Mark Green. area residents was that RPP he hopes to see it rescheduled the rich is much better," Clin­ "Green voted numerous resident parking would be passed allowing the within the next six weeks. ton said. "Under the current times to turn a federal bud­ removal of an equal number D'Amato said he hopes to White House, Sen. Herb Kohl get surplus, into a federal legislation of spaces from the street as see RPP tested on a pilot area and I have had a wonderful deficit," Doyle said. had been added through other in the near future* and then tax break on the backs of the Clinton. and Doyle's options. passed into law, with UWM working class. That's just speeches were accompanied By Isral DeBruin Now the current UWM Stu­ administration following with not right." by words from many other Production Editor dent Association (SA) is fight­ construction of three addi­ Clinton also went on to candidates running for elec­ ing the legislation that was in tional parking structures and sum up the Democrats' poli­ tion on Tuesday. Starting Third-term Aid. Mike part created by the association further giving students alter­ cy on the Iraq War. with Moore and followed by D'Amato represents Milwau­ of years past, D'Amato said. native transportation options. "Stop and Think, does not attorney general candidate kee's 3rd District, an area "My commitment to the D'Amato answered five mean Cut and Run," Clinton Kathleen Falk, Lt. Gov. Bar­ that is made up primarily of residents is still the same: we questions in an interview said. bara Lawton and Kohl,.the Milwaukee's East Side, includ­ about his views on RPP and its Clinton finished his speakers all brought up the ing the University of Wiscon­ "I think it will allow opposition. All responses are speech with how he believes subject of change. sin-Milwaukee, where street D'Amato's own words. the Republicans are trying to "Unlike Otis Redding, we congestion has long been an [residents] to better win this year's elections. are not going to sit on the issue. enjoy their homes and Who would you say "Their election campaign dock of the bay, watching Roughly eight years in the I • are the primary pro­ is simple, they just say 'look, Republicans roll our ship making, and involving UWM the investment they've ponents of RPP? we messed up, but still vote away," Moore said. students and administration made in those homes." as well as area residents and I think people living in the businesses, the Residential -Alderman Michael D'Amato area directly adjacent to the university. [And in regards to Preferred Parking legislation about RPP legislation was originally conceived as political officials] Rep. John part of an effort to curtail the Richards and Sen. Alberta parking and traffic problems need to get them their part of Darling were key to getting of the UWM area. According to this deal in passing the RPP," the legislation passed at this D'Amato, the results were that D'Amato said. state. UWM neighbors would relax The next step in RPP would their opposition to additional be to restrict student street Who would you say on-campus parking structures parking to one side of the 2 • are the primary op­ in exchange for less street con­ street during the day in the ponents?, gestion. Out of this mutual un­ area between Locust Street derstanding, RPP was born. and Edgewood Avenue and be­ Students. I shouldn't even Initial strides included tween Newhall Street and Sum­ say students ... the Student 400 new parking spaces in mit Avenue. Those who live in Association. I always have dif­ the Klotsche Pavilion parking that area, including students, ficulty lumping students to­ structure and the acquisition would be eligible for a resident gether and I'm always warned and rental of two parking lots parking permit. A public hearing on the leg­ See RPP page 7 Former President Bill Clinton criticized Republicans for the war in Iraq on the lakefront for shuttle on Friday, Nov. 3. Post photo by Duffy Hery GET INVOLVED There is now a Army ROTC Club at UWM. The main goal of our organization is to instruct on ARMY leadership methods and styles, as well as stress physical fitness and outdoor activities.There are scholarship opportunities for freshmen and sophomores, but all are welcome to join. For inquires email John Brost [email protected].

Body Building & Fitness Club Tuesday, November 14th at 7pm,The Future This group will help educate and advocate the Healthcare Executives at UWM (ACHE) will be hosting activities and beliefs of living a healthy lifestyle. Dr.Terrie C. Reeves -Assistant Professor, Organizations Our ultimate goal in creating the organization and Strategic Management from the Lubar School of is to offer those of us at UWM who lead a slightly Business & FHE Graduate liaison in Union E280. different lifestyle from the general public in which health and fitness play a central role in Dr. Reeves will be coming to speak to our membership our daily life. Sedulous daily training, not missing about how to prepare for grad school. Please join us for or skipping workouts, watching what we eat this very information meeting Itfs the last meeting to augment our training and improve our health. Fitness is not a hobby or an "I have to" before our Holiday party...make sure to come and join activity, it is a part of who we are and what we by paying your dues.... only $25.00 for the whole school truly love doing. Pushing ourselves beyond our limits year! every day, reaching new goals and making new ones. It's harder and harder to find people with this intrinsic Contact: Nick Blish FHE Vice President at: drive that we all share and live off of. Thus this [email protected] OR Shari Azinger FHE President at: group will make it much easier for us to come together [email protected] with any questions! Looking forward and share/express our knowledge and passion for the to seeing you there! bodybuilding/fitness lifestyle. For more organization info please goto http://www.uwmbbfitness.org.

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Obviously this AAO inspires students to get lifted RPP 4 • would eliminate Continued from page 6 much of the current street UWM students to erational aircraft. Mustang when proper fund­ parking. A lot of people are The AAO's intended design ing is obtained. There are no not to do it because there are afraid this is going to cause construct airplane is the Nexus-Mustang, which exact dates being released on 28,000 students, and so you some problems (i.e. push­ was originally designed and the start of this project, but can't think that they speak ing the problem out further created by Dick Eaves of the AAO estimates that if all with one voice. So the Stu­ from campus). How do you By Jim Krause Ontario, Canada. Recently goes accordingly, the plane dent Association has been see that playing out? Staff Writer several members from the will be fully-functional by opposed. Students, I think, group embarked on a trip to late 2007. are split. We got a lot of e- I don't think that will The University of Wiscon­ Canada to seek wisdom and Funding for materials will mails from people opposed; happen, I think, like any­ sin-Milwaukee Aeronautics mechanical advice from the be vital to get this plan off we also got e-mails from stu­ thing, there's a limit to how and Aerospace Organization aviation expert. the ground. dents who are entirely sup­ far people will walk. Why (AAO) has firmly decided The Nexus-Mustang is a "The Student Appropria­ portive who live near the would you walk six blocks that students should not 2-place tandem aircraft de­ tion Committee (SAC) and university who want that to school, when you can only launch their goals sky sign. The AAO's prototype Sky Knights Parachute Club tfenefit [of RPP] for them­ go park at Klotsche for two high, but themselves as well. uses a fixed propeller and have been very generous to selves. bucks for three hours? My This semester, the group had is made up of mostly alu­ us, but we need more help." hope is that it encourages originally planned to create a minum. Most of the plane's The AAO is going to seek So all of that con- people to use the satellite life-like model of a plane, but construction will take place help from fellow students, 3• sidered, then, how lots, it encourages more have since elevated the idea on campus where tools and but they say they'll need do you think this would people to use the bus ... and by deciding to create a fully- materials can be obtained by more if they want to see the benefit those in your dis­ that it will encourage more functional aircraft. AAO members. project take off. trict — besides the obvious people to fill those struc­ Scott Winklemann, a co- "We wanted to find a work "A student raffle is being — both UWM students and tures on campus so that founder of the organiza­ area that contained all the put into the works for next UWM neighbors. [university parking] can be tion, discovered that many tools and necessary work semester, but we need all more self-contained. students at UWM shared his tables we will need," said en­ the help we can get. After I think it will allow [resi­ passion for aviation, so he gineering student and AAO all, our aircraft will exceed dents] to better enjoy their How will student started a student organiza­ member Josh Fontaine. "The $25,000 in total costs," Fon­ homes and the investment 5• voices be taken tion. Now in its second year, construction of this plane taine said. they've made in those homes. into account on this issue? the group, comprised mostly will be difficult enough with­ The AAO is open to any They would be on a par with of mechanical engineering out having to scrap for tools students interested in avia­ other neighborhoods in the As long as [the Student students, has unanimously and work space." tion. For more information, city that don't have to deal Association's] position is, agreed to take on the chal­ The AAO members will the AAO's Web site is project- with this day-to-day parking "we oppose the program lenge of constructing an op­ start creating the Nexus- nexus.org. grind. It's, I think, inherent­ and don't want it to happen," ly unfair that someone who I think it's difficult to hear owns a house adjacent to the them because then we have torically seen as hotbeds of through education. university doesn't have the a very clear disagreement. If MOORE/RIVERA terrorism." Rivera believes the key to same rights to their street they have recommendations as someone who may live to improve the program, if Continued from page 3 Education is another issue bettering our education sys­ both Moore and Rivera hold tem is not to fund it, but to on the southwest side does they have recommendations separate plans for. Moore's reform it, and get more for only because there's a large on how- it can be made bet­ Republican candidate Ri­ focus is to better the educa­ our money. He believes the institution there. That bur­ ter, we're happy to listen vera disagrees. According to tion system we have in place, current education system is den should be shared and to them, but they have not his Web site, "Bringing democ­ fightingfor smaller class sizes, flawed. Under his education dealt with in a way that is made any suggestions on racy to Iraq and Afghanistan increased funding for higher reform, publ'ic education fair both to the students and how to improve it. Their po­ has had positive repercus­ education, teacher training would improve and prepare to the residents. And right sition is simply, "we're op­ sions around the world." Ri­ and after-school programs. students to compete in a now it's not fair to the resi­ posed" and while I respect vera added that "significant Her emphasis is to help those global economy. dents at all. that, I don't agree with it. progress has been made living in poverty-stricken ar­ The winner of the Nov. 7 in advancing freedom and eas to get out of their situ­ elections will hold office for democracy to regions his­ ation and better their lives two years. Do you wish you lived closer to campus? Sandburg Hall has rooms available for immediate occupancy. -tel Call 414.2

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STUDENT Everything you need STEHKSEnFOODSUSHI SPECIAL Buy One Dinner, Get One Free* to know about the flu With This Coupon! By Ryan Klund muscle aches, high fever, fa­ get the flu shot. In addition, BIHIHM • 850H. PlankintonAve. • (4141270-0890 Staff Writer tigue, sometimes cough, sore caretakers of others should *Of equal or lesser value. Monday -Thursday. Must arrive between 5-7 p.m. throat, headache and chills. also get the shot or those with Not valid on holidays or with other offers. Please present ad when ordering. Flu season is right around RK: During which months is small children/elderly people Tip to be based on total before discount. Expires November 30, 2006. the corner, and in order to the flu season at its height? at home. stay healthy, a vaccination CB: Peak flu season is usu­ RK: What is the vaccination might be in order. ally January, February and like? Every season there are March. CB: The vaccine is .5 cc many documented flu cases RK: Are college students given through a very small reported at Norris Health Cen­ more susceptible to the flu needle into the upper arm ter. The flu shot is 90 percent than others? muscle. The arm may be sore effective and a relatively in­ CB: College students are at for a day or so; most people expensive solution for an an­ risk because of their health report no side effects. noying illness. habits. They tend to live with RK: There was a flu vac­ many people in a close space, cination last week at Norris, "College students are travel in groups and take but are there any other times classes with large numbers. Norris will be giving vaccina­ at risk because of They also oftentimes don't eat tions? their health habits. well, sleep well, and take good CB: Students can call Nor­ care of themselves to build up ris and schedule the flu shot They tend to live with their immune system. beginning Nov. 6. There may many people in a close RK: If you have the flu, how be another clinic in Decem­ long will you be sick? ber; watch for more details. space, travel in groups CB: Ten days to two and take classes with weeks. Flu Vaccination Resources RK: How contagious is the large numbers." Norris Health Center: flu and at what times during I 229-4716 -Colleen Bernstein the sickness is someone most www3.uwm.edu/dept/norris/nhc_ contagious? readmore.cfm registered nurse CB: You usually are conta­ | Aurora Health Care: gious for one day before the aurorahealthcare.org/services/vna/ Colleen Bernstein, a regis­ symptoms begin and for three shooflu/index.asp tered nurse at Norris, gave the to four days thereafter; this City of Milwaukee: 411 on this feared seasonal can vary from person to per­ 1 ci.mil.wi.us/display/router. bug. son. Usually, if someone has asp?docid=739 RK: What causes the flu? a fever they are contagious CB: Influenza is a conta­ to others and should try and RK: If students can't get a gious disease caused by the stay away from other people vaccination at Norris, where influenza virus. It spreads to the extent they can. else can they go? from person to person through RK: Why should someone CB: Students can look at coughing or sneezing. get a vaccination? the Aurora Web page for addi­ RK: What are the symp­ CB: Anyone who cannot af­ tional flu vaccine sites. Many toms of the flu? ford to miss 10 days of work, grocery stores and pharma­ CB: Symptoms of flu are school or family life should cies are also giving them.

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VETERANS FAST FOOD king Continued from page 1 Continued from page 8 KFC's Chicken Littles These bitty chicken sand­ wiches, which were offered the Internet, phones, pool ta­ as well go all out. for a short time in the late bles and things like that, so 1980s, only cost 39 cents some of us would go there, Source: calorie-count.com/calories/ item/53937, htm I and were popular with kids or we'd just hang out in our and teens. It was small company area. Burger King's Burger Bun­ enough to pop the whole Most of us had TVs, Play- dles and Buddies thing in your mouth and stations, and stereos, so In the late 1980s, Burger the bun was spread with we'd watch movies, play vid­ King introduced miniature a slightly spicy mayo. A eo games and listen to mu­ hamburgers sold in pack­ sandwich currently offered sic. We played a lot of cards ages of three or six called by KFC called the Snacker is and dominoes. We'd also have Burger Bundles. 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SERIOUSLY! WE'RE NOT KIDDING -k Employement & housing listings are not free. Rockstar Games turns Arts& 'Bully' into a bore Entertainment PAGE 14 uwmpost.com November 6,2006 11 Premier is more bark than bite premier is about reintroducing Season four of'The characters and catching up on their lives, but as an avid be­ O.C.' starts off slow liever in TV escapism, I was hoping for a little more per­ By Christy Brownfield fection and a little less gritty Staff Writer reality. There is one glimmer of "The O.C." season four pre­ hope that things will get back miered Thursday amid swirl­ to Newport "normalness," ing questions about how the when Ryan goes back to live show would evolve sans Ma­ with the Cohen's. I have my rissa Cooper. Sure enough, fingers crossed that Seth and Marissa did not come back Summer will get back together from the dead, and the season or at least end the awkward­ started five months after the ness evident in their brief re­ tragic accident that occurred union. Maybe Seth will reapply in the infamous season three to Brown and get in this time! finale. Although Summer insists Creator Josh Schwartz discusses season four Although happiness in the she has moved on while those Land of Sunshine would have back in Newport are still wal­ When Josh Schwartz cre­ three on DVD Tuesday so I Schwartz emphasizes the been nice, the aftermath of Ma- lowing in Marissa's death, ated "The O.C." at the age of could brush-up before the fact that Mischa Barton's de­ rissa's death affected all of the there are hints that her radi­ 26, he became the youngest new season commences. The parture "got blown out of pro­ O.C. gang in different ways. cal change in behavior is an person to create an hour- back cover quotes the Detroit portion." Seth is working a dead-end avoidance tactic as opposed to long TV show. During an Free Press calling the show "It was really a creative job at a comic book store, real closure. interview, Schwartz talked an "enticing guilty pleasure," decision," he said. "We felt while Ryan is holed up in the Despite the season premier with UWM Post staff -writer but I am not at all that guilty we needed to move the show back room of a bar that prob­ not living up to my expecta­ Christy Brownfield about about it. I mean, my love for in a new direction. Tragedy ably does not have a V.I.P. tions, I will surely stick with characters, music and water the show is even publicized was always a part of Marissa section. Across the country, the show through at least a few polo boys. on my Facebook profile. Cooper's character, and it Summer has fallen under the more episodes. I'm curious to In addition to brushing-up felt like that was the way her influence of an environmental­ find out how the characters For many across America, on character plots and ever- character was always sort of ist and political activist and no will evolve, and eager to see if Nov. 2 marks a day of great present conflicts, I talked headed. It was a character longer cares about shopping or new storylines are in the mak­ importance: the season four with creator and head staff that was always flirting with sunbathing; instead, the fate ing. premier of "The O.C." The writer of "The O.C." Josh disaster." of slaughtered chickens .is on In three years, "The O.C." show developed an astound­ Schwartz in a conference call Regarding the rumors as her mind. has taken some radical turns, ing following and spawned to find out what we should to Barton possibly getting And Julie Cooper? Well, but always comes back to a a number of reality shows expect, what will be missing kicked off the show: "It has she's now into gardening and main theme: the love between including "Laguna Beach" on and what will be different nothing to do [with], and is recreational pill-popping. In family and friends. Creator MTV and "The Real House­ with season four. not a reflection of Mischa's be­ weird O.C.-like irony, Kait- Josh Schwartz promises that wives of Orange County" on Of course, O.C. viewers havior on the show," Schwartz lin Cooper befriended Luke's this season will get back to Bravo. want to know why Marissa said. "She was fantastic for younger twin brothers. the old O.C. humor and, if I'm an O.C. devotee, and Cooper was killed off in the the show and it was really a Honestly, I'm a little disap­ anything, will feature the best promptly purchased season season three finale. pointed. I suppose a season music yet. SeeOC page 12 Solo performance an amblin' roon engaging conversation Tweedy a •Biimi. with their 2002 album, "Yan­ Wilco's Tweedy kee Hotel Foxtrot", and their creative force acoustic at Pabst 2004 follow-up "A Ghost is Born"; however, they are still By Andrew Rooney Columnist By Andrew Rooney "indie," for lack of a better Columnist word. Last Monday saw Tweedy The list of musicians who In Wisconsin, Brett Favre is performing a completely solo successfully parted ways with a god. He is without a doubt acoustic show that provided one band to form another is the most popular person in an interesting snapshot of a few and far between. Phil Col­ this great state, and anyone very humorous and down- lins did it after Genesis. Dave is foolish to disagree. to-earth musician. Tweedy Mustaine did it after getting the So when an obnoxious fan spoke to the crowd between boot from Metallica and Ozzy shouted out, "Tweedy is less songs the entire night and did it after getting thrown out than or equal to Brett Favre," acted like a stand-up come­ of the mighty Black Sabbath. at the Jeff Tweedy show at dian at times. However, un­ Miraculously, Jeff Tweedy the Pabst Theater last Mon­ like most musicians, when also did it after the break up day, Tweedy was paid the Tweedy talks, people are en­ of the massively groundbreak­ highest compliment one can gaged in what he has to say. ing alternative country group Uncle Tupelo. Tweedy and his as the creative force behind does great. It has the laid-back receive here in Wisconsin. After having a problem Uncle Tupelo. This is when the country songs such as "Forget Unfortunately, the obnox­ with his foot at Wilco's Sum- friend, singer/guitarist Jay Far- rar, fronted Uncle Tupelo from songs for "Being There" started the Flowers" and "The Lonely ious fan was being rude the merfest gig, at last Monday's to take shape. 1." It contained straight-ahead entire night and Tweedy even show a smart and concerned 1987 until Farrar's departure in 1994. . Tweedy.had always written rockers such as "Monday" and got to the point where he fan nshouted out, "How is the occasional song in Uncle "Dreamer in My Dreams." asked him to shut up. How­ your foot?" Tweedy found Needless to say, Tweedy was heartbroken by his friend's Tupelo, and toward the end of It also showed the first signs ever, aside from the "woo" the comment amusing and their career, Tweedy was writ­ of Wilco's experimental side, guy, as he came to be called, referred to it throughout the exit and immediately put to­ gether Wilco, and released the ing and contributing just as which would later develop into the concert was an intimate night as a "Milwaukee thing." much as Farrar. Tweedy would one of its strongest assets on snapshot of a brilliant musi­ Tweedy dedicated his encore country-influenced "A.M." in 1995. "A.M." is the only Wilco say, "I was a late bloomer. I was its two subsequent albums, cian. to "his beautiful wife," and in my thirties before I even "Summerteeth" and "Yankee Tweedy is best known for even shared some direct di­ album that would essentially be a blue-print of the Uncle Tu­ came to terms with the idea Hotel Foxtrot." his work in the pioneering alogue with audience mem­ that I was making a living as a bers. pelo style of song. Two of the best, if not the alt-country group Uncle Tu­ recording artist." two best songs on the album, pelo and for his role as the Tweedy's set was filled By this point Tweedy was ready to prove something to "Being There" contains a lit­ "Misunderstood" and "Sunken leader of Wilco. Wilco gained tle bit of everything that Wilco some commercial success See TWEEDY page 13 Farrar, who was always viewed See RAMBLIN'ROON page 13 12 November 6,2006 Arts & Entertainment The UWM Post

was "one of the most pleasant her of Orange County." OC surprises of doing the show." Seth: "[He] is still at home Continued from page 11 For example, when all the [in Newport]." kids went to see a Rooney Ryan: "The beginning of concert in one episode, which the season will be about the hard decision to make." was the only band that would Cohen's battling for Ryan's When the season com­ agree to be on the show, the soul." Also, Schwartz men­ mences, we rejoin the gang following week their sales ex­ tioned files given to Ryan five months after the ac­ ploded. Schwartz says fans by Julie containing specific cident. It may seem logical watching the show responded information regarding the to continue with Marissa's well to the music and the pro­ whereabouts of a 'certain funeral and go from there, ducers "took it from there." character.'" but Schwartz wants to keep Sadly enough, however, Finally, Schwartz brought the show on a realistic time­ "the Bait Shop is no longer." up his own experiences of liv­ line, which means the season But he promised that "the mu­ ing in Orange County: "Com­ starts in November. sic this year is the best it's ing from Rhode Island to the "I mean we've got to get ever been." University of Southern Cali­ Christmakkah in for God's And what about some of fornia, I had never seen these sakes! So it would be weird the characters who are still Orange County kids before. to start in May and it sudden­ around? Schwartz had this to So I had never met the giant ly turn into Christmakkah," say about each: water polo character, and was Schwartz said. "But more im­ Caitlin: "She is really there not familiar that being buoy­ ill ^ ^ 0»o portantly, it was from a story­ in the beginning of the season ant was a skill that was going telling point of view. We.felt to remind Julie Cooper that to help you with the ladies." like we were picking up the she still does have a daughter Season four will be inter­ Post illustration by Sean Quast story at the moment when it who's alive, and to help pull esting. Loyal fans know, of was really hurtling forward. Julie out of her depression." course, that "The O.C." sea­ Coming out of the tragedy of Sandy and Kirsten: "[They] son premiers on Thursday last season, we really didn't are going to be solid and hap­ Nov. 2 at 8 p.m. on Fox. Even Hippie Zombie goes want the show to feel de­ py and working together this if you are not an avid fan, pressing." year." you should tune in because Another interesting aspect Summer: "She has com­ it will be all you hear about to the concert of "The O.C." that Schwartz pletely reinvented herself [at on Friday. commented on is the musical Brownl as a way of not dealing element. He said that music with anything that reminds Sources: www imdb.com fortunately, we have to con­ Etiquette for sider the other 30,000-plus concert attendees. people also trying to enjoy the show. EAST SIDE Thus, there is need for MAYTAG fi'Tai By Tyler Gaskiil some concert etiquette. COIN LAUNDRY & A&E Editor And don't try to say, "Get your rules out of my concert The Tom Petty concert was experience, fascist," because ONE ONE chugging along at the speed I only need mention the 11 Doubieload of rock n' roll until Hippie deaths at The Who's Dec. 3, *•; Tue,Wed Zombie showed up and ru­ 1979, concert trampling. 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Kenilworth PL (Kenilworth & Prospect] annoyed by "that guy?" haps it's time to stop pre­ Zombie was decorated tending your strained cawing with the customary checklist is half as good as the band's of modern day "hippie" attire: singer. hemp necklace, Jesus cruis­ The random shout-out: "7K* T TQ fVllnlai* ers, unkempt look somehow In an attempt to gain notice signifying a resistance to "the of the band, someone will system" and a tie-dye shirt scream out anything, no mat- promoting whatever jam band dread heads sensation­ alized that week. [Hippie] Zombie was Hippie Zombie didn't so decorated with the much dance; ratherhe seemed possessed by the spirit of a customary checklist break dancer who suffered of modern day "hippie" from Parkinson's. His arms noodleized as he shook them attire: hemp necklace, violently in every direction, Jesus cruisers, unkempt smacking anyone in a three- foot radius multiple times. look somehow The inspiration behind the signifying a resistance "Zombie" part of his name was his face. His jaw hung lifeless to "the system," while his gaze seemed fixed and a tie-dye shirt on something in the distance no one else could see — all promoting whatever while stomping his feet to jam band dread heads a secret rhythm Tom Petty must have missed. sensationalized Perhaps Zombie had a that week. mean cocktail of molly, blow and peyote to warrant his state. But once his boot dance ter how nonsensical. This is started slamming into people fine once or twice. And if the near him, he could no lon­ band doesn't respond, don't ger rely on the excuse of, "I'm assume they just didn't hear just feeling the music. Back you and continue screech­ off squares!" ing. DATE: Concerts are a chance for Dancing: It's a must, and people to get together as a requires some self-control. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 9, community and celebrate Read people's body language. TIME: a band they hail as gods. Notice that pretty girl you 9:00 PM For some, this celebration were dancing with is now LOCATIONS includes screaming at the hidden behind a wall of her UWM UNION THEATRE band during the show, even friends? She probably won't TICKETS AVAILABLE AT: if there's zero chance of the be coming back. Save your­ band hearing them. self some embarrassment INFO DESK AND UNION THEATRE In a perfect world, we could and accept it. Also, the mosh display our love for these RRIVE EARLY! SEATING IS FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED! bands any way we like. Un­ See ZOMBIE page 13 I

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great, the album became just Wilco, translate excellently will be back; however, he was RAMBLIN' ROON as famous because of the dra­ TWEEDY into an acoustic setting, and getting pretty bad toward the Continued from page 11 ma and legal issues surround­ Continued from page 11 Tweedy made songs that are end of the night. I mean, who ing the album. already his own sound even shouts out "Go Pack," at a Jeff The short version is basical­ with songs from all stages of more personal. Tweedy concert, especially Treasure," featured heavy use ly this: Wilco was dropped by his career, including his side The Pabst is already one considering Tweedy is from to keyboards and strings as its label, Reprise, because the projects Loose Fur and Gold­ of greatest places to see a Chicago? well as other various sounds album was too non-commer­ en Smog. Tweedy also played concert, and Tweedy was the Just hope the rest of the thrown together in the stu­ cial. The band subsequently plenty of Wilco songs such perfect performer for the in­ near sold-out crowd gave dio. signed by Nonesuch Records as, "Sunken Treasure," "Je­ timate venue. If it were not for Tweedy a vibe worth coming "Misunderstood" was a slap which is an affiliate of Reprise, sus Etc." and "ELT." All of his that horrible "fan," it would back for, because Tweedy in the face to all of Tweedy's meaning that Wilco was paid songs, especially those from be guaranteed that Tweedy certainly delivered. friends and musicians who twice for the same album. had been with him during his "Hotel" was also the last al­ Uncle Tupelo days as Tweedy bum studio-wiz and guitarist screams, "I want to thank you Jay Bennett worked on with ATTENTION all for nothing at all," over and the band, after being a mem­ over at the song's end. ber since day one. Tweedy and "Being There" is rare in the Bennett were butting heads sense that it was a double al­ throughout the album, and bum, and double albums were Tweedy eventually told Ben­ NOVEMBE rare in the '90s. It was all the nett that a "circle can only more crazy because it was have one center," meaning that Wilco's second album, and no there could only be one cre­ band releases a double album ative force in the band, and as its second full-length re­ that guy was Tweedy. lease! Wilco released another stel­ However, the album would lar album in 2004, "A Ghost is go on to gain a somewhat Born," which saw it breaking devoted following and even into the mainstream a bit more, charted at No. 73 on the Bill­ although ever so slowly. board Charts. However, "Being There" is Wilco gained somewhat still the album where it all mainstream success with its came together and Tweedy es­ 2002 album, "Yankee Hotel tablished himself as a brilliant Foxtrot." While the material is songwriter. surveys,

if you want to be a straight volunteer opportunities* more, visit; ZOMBIE edge, but if the idea of being Continued from page 12 near illegal substances is that bothersome, then don't go to concerts and have a meltdown pit is dead. Stop pretending when a skunky aroma tickles it's 1993 and throwing your1 your sense of smell. self into unsuspecting people It's simple mom rhetoric: watching the show. Be considerate and open- Drugs: Don't tell anyone, minded. Concerts are almost but some people do drugs. equally about music as they (Insert audible gasp.) Is it are being a part of these situa­ honestly surprising anymore tions. Everyone leaves a show when a pill gets passed, with a story not music related or a fog of pot smoke rolls that often stays with them the through the crowd? It's fine rest of their lives. 14 November 6,2006 Arts & Entertainment The UWM Post

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Controversial game tend classes on time and not to get himself into trouble Student has compelling with the schools prefects, who are looking for any reason to Tickets!* storyline pound him. The game requires that Jimmy attend classes at sched­ By Duffy Hery uled times and complete mis­ Staff Writer sions that open more parts to the story. With a free-roaming Rockstar Games have the environment that includes the entrepreneurial spirit. Games school and local town — and the company releases attempt plenty of side.missions — the to change the video-gaming game opens up with poten­ world, and often become the tial to be an interesting, dark topic of several Senate hear­ tale of high school misadven­ ings. However, with any ex­ tures. periment in gaming, glowing Unfortunately, the fun ends success comes with miserable there. As it turns out, going failure. Such is the case with to class every day and fight­ game from ending up another game's use of high school as Rockstar's newest release, ing the same bullies becomes resident in the bargain bin. the setting for a violent prem­ "Bully." repetitive. Each class requires The characters and missions ise. A new controversy is found In "Bully," gamers take on the gamer to perform some are a cross between the greas­ when, instead of approaching the role of misunderstood sort of puzzle, which become ers of "The Outsiders" and the a girl for a kiss, Jimmy can adolescent Jimmy Hopkins. easy to figure out after attend­ villainous preps of "The Choc­ approach a particular blond Jimmy has just been dropped ing each class at least once olate War." While the missions boy. off at Bullworth Academy, his or twice. The missions don't are easy, they do a good job The debate over "Bully" will new home for the next year. make for more excitement, of stringing along a plotline probably fall short because Right away, the gamer is in­ since they often can be beaten to successfully show the rise the sales will not match any troduced to the school's many in one try. One side mission of Jimmy Hopkins to king of Grand Theft Auto release. It is bullies, as Jimmy is immedi­ requires players to walk a girl the school. still worth playing for a week­ ately attacked on the way to back to her dorm while hold­ In Rockstar fashion, the end rental. However, the game the principal's office. Upon ing hands and then nothing game sparks controversy. will remind players of one sad, reaching the principal's office, happens. Anti-violence groups are al­ often-forgotten detail: High players learn Jimmy must at­ The storyline saves the ready coming out against the school really sucks.

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Panther men stumble They only made 25 percent of their three-pointers with junior Allan Hanson against Parkside making both of their three-point shots despite shooting only 34.5 percent from the field. By Mary Franzen "They came after it more, we just Staff Writer have to get to practice, work at it more, work on our little things and get better The jump ball goes to the University at it," said Marcus Skinner, a 6-foot-6 of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, and so starts junior forward. the 2006-'07 men's basketball season. The Panthers' strength was in their But the Panthers went on to lose 77- free throws, making 77.8 percent of 71 to UW-Parkside in the first exhibition them. Their highest scorer of the night game at the U.S. Cellular Arena. Milwau­ was Hanson, with 11. kee kept a close score in the second half, "Toughness was all it was," said head but four final free throws for Parkside in coach Rob Jeter. "We were eager to get the last 24 seconds sealed the victory. out there but we got beat back door and Parkside came out strong in the first you can't get beat back door." half with a lead of 32-19 in the first While this was only an exhibition 13 minutes. The Panthers' defense and game, both teams took it to heart. Park- offense showed that they need work. side is the only Division 2 school in the state and UWM is the the only Division I school they would play all year. "This is an exhibition game; there's no need for anybody to push the panic button," Jeter said. "I'm trying to let guys learn from some things. This was a perfect game for us, this team is well coached and this team is backed with veterans and ranked as one of the best teams in the league. These guys are old­ er, and that's what we needed tonight. "I'm still their coach and those guys are still Panthers and we are going to get those guys right; we just weren't ready Marcus Skinner (24) drives past UW-Parkside defender Juan Lopez. Post photo by Kyle Stevens tonight. You get what you deserve. But Paige Paulsen (25) defends UW-Parkside's I have a group of guys who are eager Brad Ferstenou ( 45) early in the second half. to get back to practice so that's a good For a comprehensive look at this year's Horizon League contest, turn to page 18 Post photo by Kyle Stevens thing." V-ball sisterly love Detroit upsets women's soccer it is a wonderful thing to be Team can still make The loss, UWM's first in 12 surely had all the makings Felsings make their recognized like that." games, ended its bid for a ninth for overtime, but Detroit had mark on UWM The Panthers, ranked No. NCAA with Horizon League Tournament other intentions in mind. 1 in the Horizon League Divi­ Championship appearance in UWM head coach Michael sion, must have some chemis­ at-large bid 13 years. Detroit's Mary Park­ Moynihan felt they controlled By Mary Franzen try in order to keep it together er, the Horizon League Play­ the game throughout, but Staff Writer on and off the court, the family er of the Year, recorded the weren't able to finish when ties help. By Andy Egelhoff only goal of the night when they needed it. The University of Wisconsin- "I think Lauren and I play Staff Writer she put the ball just over the "I thought we fought hard, Milwaukee women's volleyball well together partly because outstretched hand of Panther but at the same time we squan­ team has a family orientation we are family, but a lot of it The University of Wiscon­ goalkeeper Erin Kane in the dered some opportunities. We with Leanne and Laura Fels- has to do with the fact that sin-Milwaukee women's soc­ 83rd minute. had some early shots on goal ing on the team. The two sis­ we have played together be­ cer team was upset by Detrbit, The goal came almost as a that we just didn't finish," he ters have had very successful fore and know how each 1-0,- in its semifinal match surprise to fans who had been said. volleyball careers since high other plays. We trust each other Friday night at Engelmann enduring frigid conditions all The Panthers out-shot De- school not to mention honor and know that the other will get Field. night. This was a game that rolls and dean's lists. it done," Leanne said. See SOCCER page 22 While newcomer Lauren Fels- Lauren said this is the third ing has a strong reputation as time the girls have played to­ an excellent defensive player, gether since grade school. The Meier rolls in the awards, recognition her sister was just named Na­ trust is so strong between the tional Player of the Week, mak­ two of them that they even Defender finishes central defender for the Pan­ hopes to pursue any opportu­ ing her the second Panther to forget about the other on the thers. Meier had a big impact nity in the future for a profes­ earn the honor after Karen Fruit court. career in style in the final games of the sea­ sional career. won it in 2004. "That is a good thing because son during which the Panthers "I simply love the game and But the honors don't stop then I am not overly concerned went 5-0-1. the passion involved. I have- there for Leanne as she also with how she is playing," Leanne By Zach Clark He finished the season with been playing ever since I was was rewarded with League Of­ said. "I don't really feel like a Staff Writer three goals and eight points. allowed to, since I was about 5 fensive Player of the Week after role model. She is an awesome "It was an honor to be or so," Meier said. the team's wins against Cleve­ person and I think that she does Senior Billy Meier ended named Defensive Player of the Not only can Meier score on land State (3-1) and Youngstown very well on her own." his career for the University Year, but I want to thank my the field, but he can also get State (3-0). The two are very close off the of Wisconsin-Milwaukee men's teammates and coaches for it done in the classroom with "I feel blessed to have been court and Lauren said having an soccer team on an extremely all their help and hard work his 3.8 GPA. He is pursuing his given those honors," Leanne older sister not only attending strong note by being named throughout the season, espe­ MBA in Marketing and Interna­ said. "I never thought that I the same college but also play­ First Team All-Horizon League, cially the seniors," Meier said. tional Business. would receive such an awesome ing for the same team has made Horizon League Defensive "I am proud to represent this Even with all of this great award. I couldn't have done it the transition from high school Player of the Year, and ESPN: great soccer program here at success, Billyismodestenough without the team though. The to college go very smoothly. The Magazine Academic All- UWM with this award." to thank his parents and fam­ girls are awesome and very sup­ District Team. Meier has been involved ily for their "unconditional in soccer his entire life and support" over the years. portive of one another. I think See FELSINGS page 22 Meier, a Racine native, plays 18 November 6,2006 UWM Post Horizon League Preview The UWM Post Loyola favored to win in a tough conference

league last year in steals, with group of stars to a successful place finish last season that A young UWM 1.57. season, possibly contending led to the Bulldogs playing in Young Panthers for the league championship. the NIT, Butler is going to have look to surprise squad may be University of Wisconsin- Three main returnees this a hard time keeping up with mid-level team 2 • Green Bay season will be senior Brandon the power and speed of stron­ Coach: Tod Kowalczyk Cotton, All-Horizon League ger Horizon League teams. Milwaukee needs to Home: Resch Center player averaging 17.5 points With the loss of senior By Jimmy Lemke Outlook: Only the good die per game; Ryvon Covile, a se­ Brandon Polk, the Bulldogs grow up fast to win and Mike Kennedy young. These Green Bay Phoe­ nior who missed last season will be looking to returning Horizon Post Staff nix suffered from a lack of with a winjury but will be put­ leading points scorer, junior experience last season. Fresh­ ting up big numbers for the A.J. Graves, and team rebound Loyola University of Chi- men Ryan Tillema and Mike Titans; and senior Jon Goode, leader senior Brandon Crone to By Mike Kennedy 1. cago Schactner were relied on heav­ who averaged 10.9 points per lead the team to victory. and Jimmy Lemke Coach: Jim Whitesell ily early in their careers. game last season. Only two starters from last Post Staff Home: Gentile Center This year, experience is run­ Tough match-ups against year will be playing and the loss Outlook: Does this seem a ning the squad. Since the tout­ Kent Sate, Xavier, Northeast­ of key recruit Forrest Small- University of Wiscon- little familiar? A team picked ed 2006 recruiting class for ern, Kansas and an appearance wood, Butler will be struggling 5 • sin-Milwaukee by everyone to win the Hori­ Kowalczyk, including Milwau­ in the ESPN BracketBuster will with points production. Facing Coach: Rob Jeter zon League, headed by one of kee King standout Troy Cot­ be a determining factor and a a tough schedule the Bulldogs Home: U.S. Cellular Arena the best players in the league, ton, are just freshmen, seniors foreshadow to Detroit's possi­ will play at Valparaiso, at In­ Outlook: Defending the and playing with a big target Ryan Evanochko and Josh Law­ ble Horizon League Champion­ diana State, at Purdue (in the title. on their back? Sounds like last rence will shoulder most of the ship. But knocking off Loyola Wooden Tradition), at Tulane The Panthers come into season's UWM Panthers. load. Look for Evanochko to be will be a big enough challenge and at Notre Dame (in the Pre­ this season looking to keep £ i Their leading returning named to the Horizon League if Watson's crew is expecting to season NIT). the Horizon League trophy in scorer, Blake Schilb, will be First Team, an honor he should be a championship contender Todd Lickliter will have to Milwaukee for a fifth season spearheading a lineup that have received last year. this season. push his team hard if expect­ in a row. After a first-time ap­ figures to storm through the University of Detroit- ing to come out on top of the pearance in the NCAA Tour­ Horizon League. Leon Young 3 • Mercy University of lllinois- Horizon League this season, nament in 2003, the Panthers is the third leading returning Coach: Perry Watson 4 • Chicago but look for them next sea­ have returned twice, with a rebounder in the conference. Home: Calihan Hall Coach: Jimmy Collins son. trip to the Sweet 16 and a win Schilb, Young, J.R. Blount Outlook: After a successful Home: UIC Pavillion in the first round and loss and Majak Kou all scored over season playing a tough sched­ Outlook: After a third-place Youngstown State Uni- in the second round to the 10 points per game last year, ule last year, the Titans finished tie last season with five teams, 8 . versity eventual national champion good enough to rank in the top in a strong third place. Look the Flames are looking to break Coach: Jerry Slocum Florida Gators last year. 25. Kou also was fourth in the for Watson to lead a talented away from the pack. Home: Beeghly Center Only four players from Returning four starters, in­ Outlook: Penguins' breakout last year's roster will return cluding the Horizon League season? The Youngstown State to the line-up. Having lost Newcomer of the Year Othyus Penguins could be a surprise seven key players and nine Jeffers, UIC could.be a huge to many in the Horizon League. scholarship players, the four contender in the race for a Second-year head coach Jerry returnees will be joined by a championship. Joining Jef­ Slocum has a returning squad young but talented group of fers are senior Jovan Stefanov, that could shock— maybe not newcomers. sophomore Josh Mayo, senior beat — but put up a good fight The two seniors return­ D.J. Smedley and T.J. Gray, a against some tough teams. ing are Nick Hansen, a three- transfer from Western Illinois All-Horizon League first point threat, and Kevin who is eligible for two sea­ team senior Guard Quin Hum­ Massiah, who in 26 games sons. phrey will be returning as the last season averaged 2.3 Along with their Horizon Penguins leading scorer and points and 1.4 rebounds in League match-ups, UIC has. rebounder. Helping him will an average of 11.2 minutes some tough teams that could be senior Keston Roberts and per game. make or break its confidence junior John Barber. Junior guards Allan Han­ going into the league games. The beginning of the season son, who despite averaging Matches against Davison, Brad­ should be a good looking glass only 2.7 points per game, ley, Miami (OH), Murray State, to the second half of the sea­ is a big threat on the three- Illinois, Akron, Ole Miss, Penn son. Youngstown plays a mix­ point line, and Avery Smith, and Illinois State will test the ture of good and bad teams, who has built his driving strength of what could-be a and depending on how they • skills up and will be a threat dominating team in the Hori­ play could be an indication of both inside and outside, will zon League. how they finish in the Horizon. bring some experience to Games against Michigan State, an inexperienced program University of Wtsconsin- Duquesne, Michigan, Ohio both having played in all 31 5 . Milwaukee State and Akron should give games last season. See sidebar to right. fans an idea of how they will The Panthers are stacked do in the Horizon League. with young talent. Wright State University Junior Marcus Skinner, 6 • Coach: Brad Brownell Cleveland State Univer- the 6-foot-6-inch forward Home: Nutter Center 9 • sity is familiar with winning af­ Outlook: Another team tied Coach: Gary Waters ter transferring from Mott for third place at 8-8 last sea­ Home: Wolstein Center Community College, which son, the Raiders have a solid Outlook: The Cleveland State went 55-9 while Skinner was line-up coming into the sea­ Vikings were one game ahead there. Skinner will bring a son. of finishing in last place in the strong and athletic aspect to Returning four of last years Horizon League a year ago. the Milwaukee frontcourt. starters, WSU should have a Returning senior and second Juniors Sam Mauldin, concrete line-up that is expect­ team all-league, J'Nathan Bull­ Paige Paulsen and Michael ed to put up points and take ock will try and help Cleve­ Bendall will be used inside down rebounds on its attempt land State's offense by putting and are expected to be a ma­ at a championship. Led by new­ some numbers on the board jor factor in the rebounding comer coach Brad Brownell, his after last season he averaged game. Mauldin, a 6-foot-9- experienced players should 11.3 points per game. inch transfer student from help in the conquest. Other key players returning Birmingham Southern, is Returning are seniors Drew will be senior Carlos English, eligible to play immediately. Burleson and Tyrone Scott, ju­ who averaged 4.6 assists per Paulsen, a 6-foot-7-inch for­ nior Jordan Pleiman and All- game, and Raheem Moss, a se­ mer Mr. Basketball in South Horizon League First-Teamer nior who put up 10 points per Dakota, will be starting and DaShaun Wood, who averaged game and 3.3 rebounds per sharing time with Mauldin 17.9 points per game and 4.5 game. after sitting out last season rebounds per game last year. The addition of a big man, due to transfer rules. More men and women on the front Lines are surviving With no match-ups against George Tandy from Eastern Sophomores Myles McKay life-threatening injuries than ever before for one reason: We have powerful teams, Brownell Illinois, will be helpful for and Ricky Franklin will be and the Raiders have a fairly Cleveland State's points pro­ seeing substantial time ro­ the most elite nurses in the world. As a U.S. Air Force nurse, you easy non-conference sched­ duction. The loss of Ije Nwank- tating in with Hill and Av­ receive the most advanced training and have access to the best ule, which should keep their wo will be the Vikings' biggest ery. McKay is a player who medical technology on the planet. And whether you're treating hopes high going into confer­ downfall. Their second leading lacks ability, but more than Airmen on foreign soil or their families on bases here in the U.S., ence games. scorer and rebounder will be makes up for it with one of missed. the best work ethics on the you can put all of that training to use. If you're interested in learning Butler University The Vikings need to play team. Franklin has all the more about a better place to practice medicine, call or visit 7. very well against a tough ability in the world, and if us online. 1- 800- 588- 5260 • AIRF0RCE.COM/HEALTHCARE Coach: Todd Lickliter schedule if they expect to be he focuses on improving, he Home: Hinkle Field House in the running for the Horizon will be a big time player for Outlook: After a near first- League Championship. See PANTHERS page 22 uwmpost.com Sports November 6,2006 19 Ring in the new year Large Cheese Division-by-division season in 2005-'06. That sce­ will help the Hornets earn the for only $9.99 nario is definitely a possibility last spot. For Pick up, Dine in or Delivery analysis of the NBA again this year, but frequent With the emergence of injuries and off-the-court Houston and New Orleans/ troubles may keep the Pacers Oklahoma City, the Grizzlies (3tdjy,at By Brett Winkler from playing extra games. will fall out of playoff conten­ Staff Writer The Bulls enter the year tion. as one of the most improved Although it seems like just teams in the league, but the Northwest fPiz/za yesterday that the Miami Heat additions of P.J. Brown and Predicted playoff teams beat the Dallas Mavericks for Ben Wallace won't be enough (seed): Nuggets (3) Shuttle! the championship, the NBA is to top the Pistons in the reg­ Despite coach George Karl, already tipping off a new sea­ ular season. The Bucks and the Nuggets will once again son. And since basketball al­ Cavs should also post winning crawl their way into the play­ ways seems to creep up on the records, but will be a step be­ offs by beating up on a crappy casual sports fan, the UWM hind Chicago and Detroit. division. The Jazz and Tim- ^%m$ Post has you covered with a berwolves might give them 2006-'07 division-by-division Southeast a small challenge, but don't BOSS DESTINATION! i NBA preview. Predicted playoff teams expect much from the rebuild­ (seed): Heat (2), Wizards (6), ing Sonics and Trail Blazers. Sun-Jfiwc6 WamSam 2&9"9993 Eastern Conference Magic (8) 3-HiS.Sat1Cam-4am www.pi22ashuttle.com Atlantic Division The defending Champion Pacific Heat are simply D-Wade plus Predicted playoff teams Predicted playoff teams a bunch of washed up big (seed): Clippers (2), Suns (5), (seed): New Jersey Nets (3) names — but that's not such a Lakers(6) Jason Kidd and the Nets bad thing. It won them a title After years of losing, Los aren't getting any younger, last year. Angeles' other team will be and their championship win­ rewarded by winning the di­ dow is closing fast — if it Still, Gilbert Arenas and a vision. The Suns won't make hasn't closed already. Fortu­ youthful Wizards squad will it easy on them, but Amare nately for them, they won't be right on their tail. Expect Integrating Faith and Reason at the Stoudamire will struggle just have much trouble winning the Orlando Magic to emerge enough in his return from in­ the division and securing a as the surprise team of the jury to allow the Clip Show to playoff spot. East, thanks in large part to University of St. Thomas Travis Diener and the depth at take the Pacific. The Sixers are the only real guard. The Bobcats and Hawks Kobe Bryant and the Lakers threat, but the Allen Iverson- should suck a little less, too. will be better again, leaving School of Law Chris Webber combo will most the Kings and Warriors out of likely settle for mediocrity the playoff picture with slight­ once again. Look for the Celt­ Western Conference ly sub-.500 records. ics and Raptors to improve Southwest slightly thanks to a few off­ Predicted playoff teams season moves, and for Isiah (seed): Mavericks (1), Spurs Eastern Conference Finals Thomas and the Knicks to (4) Rockets (7), Hornets (8) Bulls over Heat somehow get worse. Dirk Nowitzki and the Mavs will manage to make Mark Cu­ Western Conference Finals Central Division ban look a lot smarter than he Mavericks over Clippers Predicted playoff teams is by owning the aging Spurs NBA Finals (seed): Pistons (1), Bulls (4), and taking control of the divi­ Bucks (5), Cavaliers (7) sion. Behind them, the Rock­ Mavericks over Bulls Undoubtedly the best divi­ ets will put the pieces back Actually, screw it. Buck3 sion in the NBA, the Central together and return to the sent all five teams to the post­ playoffs, while Peja Stojakovic win it all. Finally fun again for Favre With a quality of life ranked #1 in the country played very well thus far with a household of in 2005 by the Princeton Review, QB has shown signs of no-name receivers. our nationally-recognized excitement this season Granted, Donald Driver does help, but the Packers now have lost Koren Robinson for the mentor externship program, year, Robert Ferguson for the year and Greg our commitment to community service By Curtis Claassen Jennings for a couple more weeks. That is how Staff Writer you know Favre can still play and be a starting and our distinguished faculty, it is time quarterback in the league, because he is still to consider the University of St. Thomas To people who said that Brett Favre should playing at a high level with one of the worst have retired before the season, all I ask is receiving corps in the NFL. for your law degree. why? Favre also has helped lead Green Bay to two For one reason, how can you tell a guy who straight wins as they now sit at 3-4. If the Pack simply loves to play the game and is still play­ can rattle off these next two wins at Buffalo and ing at a high level, that he should retire? Favre Minnesota, they would be at 5-4 and in position Apply online by amazingly got his first ever Lambeau leap of his for a playoff run. This is something that would career last week against Arizona after he dove be pretty amazing considering a 1-4 start with December 31, 2006 and into the end zone for a rushing touchdown. such a young team. Many thought the Packers Even though it was a pretty poor jump into would not be anywhere near the playoffs before pay no application fee! the stands, Favre is having fun again and act­ the season started. Favre appears to be much ing like a rookie, something he didn't show last more patient and is making much better deci­ season. He also displayed his youthful exuber­ sions this year, shown by his huge decline in ance two weeks ago in Miami when he picked interceptions. -. For more information or up Donald Driver after a touchdown catch and Also, how can you tell a guy who is on the twirled him around on his shoulders. verge of throwing the most touchdowns in NFL Favre not only.loves playing the game more history, maybe the most prolific statistic in the (651)962-4895 than any player in this league but also is still NFL, that he should retire? playing at a high level. Through week eight, Fa­ Favre has currently thrown 406 touchdowns, (800) 328-6819, Ext. 2-4895 now 14 behind Dan Marnio's mark of 420. There vre is ninth in the league in yards with 1,661 and [email protected] 11th in the league in touchdowns thrown with is a very good chance Favre could break that 10. That means that he is still performing better record this season. www.stthomas.edu/law then half of the quarterbacks in the NFL. Aaron Rodgers must be considered for the Favre also has just five interceptions, which future and finally showed signs of promise in means he is on pace to throw a little more than the preseason when he threw 22-for-38 for 323 10. That would be the fewest number of inter­ yards and a passing rating of 101.1. ceptions in his career. His previous career low However, when you're waiting behind one of is 13. the best quarterbacks the league has ever seen, who can still play at a high level, you can wait. Now let's remember who Favre has as his UNIVERSITY of ST.THOMAS receivers. At one point in last week's victory He is only 22 years old! The guy will have plenty against Arizona, Favre had Ruvell Martin, Chris of time to prove himself as a starting quarter­ Francies and Shaun Bodiford on the field. None back in this league. of these guys are heading to a Pro Bowl very Until that time comes, play as long as you soon. That is the amazing thing. Favre has want Brett. 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The wading pool shallow people The slippery slope of the students to have the power to help shape and influence the our student rights entire policy of universities throughout the state. That tu­ Do I look like a complete moron? As many of you have seen ition that's up at four times the in the media and press within rate of inflation? We can freeze and outside of the University of By Devon Marie Wiesend or why the printer needed it. I was tests and told me I'd be surprised that. The three minority stu­ Wisconsin-Milwaukee, we have Editorial Editor yelling something along the lines at how dumb some people are. dents who have been admitted of'What the f--- is fusing oil, any­ One: no I would not be sur­ a serious issue at hand with the into UWM for fall 2006? We Every day I encounter people way?" This random kid chimed in prised, trust me. I am well aware current student government damn well better raise that. who treat me like I have the men­ that it fuses the powdered toner that people as a whole are not very (the Student Association). Our entire experience at tal development or education of to the paper. Interesting, 1 wasn't smart. I mean, look at who the ma­ All of a sudden, after a UWM can be changed through a small child. Sometimes people aware we had powdered toner in jority elected as president. Two: I charge of an embezzlement of the statute of shared gover­ „will over-explain things, other our printer, mine at home is liquid. am insulted that he would think I $10,000, the doors of our stu­ nance. But these rights are times they will actually speak a was that stupid. I understand that dent government have been threatened by a legacy that has little slowly. He shrugged off my this kid did not know who I am, pried open after a legacy of never represented us. closed-door corruption and I'm not really sure what the protests and told me nor did he have any basis for judg­ The Campus Democracy problem is, but I don't particularly ment. To him, I was the average discrimination. Coalition works now as a uni­ like it. The other day, some guy I'd be surprised at how person. On the other hand, I was As we have been told in the fied student voice that has said running for student senate came dumb some people are. working in the UWM Post office recent SA student reflector e- "no more" to this. If there is into our office to ask if anyone at the time, not the office of the mail/press release, the alleged nothing that will stand in the would like to support his cause Good to know. Association for More Lip Gloss on embezzlement of large sums of way of the downward spiral of with a signature. I, as always, de­ Then the kid goes on to explain Cheerleaders. (No offense, AML- money has nothing to do with our student rights, we will. To­ clined. I don't really like to partici­ to me that powder doesn't stick to GC, I'm sure you know about pa­ the student government that gether we will lift our rights to pate in school politics if I am going paper. I looked at the kid in as­ per and powder as well.) represents us now. Then tell me where they should be. to write about it. Anyway, I was tonishment. I wasn't astonished I had a professor recently grade why it is that Russ Rueden, past Join the CDC! For more in­ complaining about something, as that powder doesn't stick to paper, my first paper for her class and president, now speaker of the formation about the Campus usual, when he walked in. mind you; I was shocked that he her comments led me to believe entire legislative branch, has re­ Democracy Coalition, contact For the last two weeks or so, our would think that I wasn't aware that the intelligence of my writing mained in such a central role. [email protected]. printer has insisted it needs fusing that liquid was needed to make surprised her. Although I appreci- Nonetheless, the SA has told oil; no one in the office knew how powder and paper one. I told him us its corrupt procedures and A. Carlo Albano : to change it, whether we had any as much. He shrugged off my pro­ See MORON page 21 discriminatory governance has Member of the Campus De nothing to do with this one mocracy Coalition man's wrongdoing. And they're olumn right. This has to do with the entire student government and Stop and make sure transfer illegal, though some may counter that argu­ the campaign they've run since Get out and vote ment with the fact that an attorney for Doyle lobbied the days of Chris Vega and you are ready to vote members of that board to get that ruling. MKE years ago. For the 2006 fall election, By Chris Walker Another reason to vote Tuesday is because of the The legacy that I talk about Staff Writer proposed ban on same-sex marriage. If passed, the begins with Vega as an adviser the United Council of UW ban on gay marriage would severely limit the rights to Russ Rueden, and transpires Students Inc. has formed the This Tuesday is election day, which means abso­ that gay couples deserve. Additionally, it would also to now as Rueden advises Students Vote Coalition to help lutely nothing to a lot of us. On a day when we should prevent future benefits that could be granted to cou­ Prahl's absolute consolidation register, educate and turn out be selecting who will be representing us next, many ples of the same sex, such as civil unions or insurance for power. as many of Wisconsin's 160,000 of us — if not most of us — skip voicing our opinions benefits for gay couples. I was at the last Senate meet­ students as we can. in the election booth, befitting to some of us who are Because of their wording, gay marriage bans have ing. The legislation that is be­ Students Vote is a coalition also skipping classes that day. ing passed by a breach in the of UW campuses and the Unit­ Despite what many may think, this is an important Do the honorable thing and make separation of powers threatens ed States Student Association. our rights as students on cam­ As the president of United election for many reasons. Many races this year will your voice heard, even if you don't determine who will lead us at the local level — the pus. An "emergency executive Council, I have had the great election for Milwaukee County district attorney, for agree with me. meeting" today will ultimately opportunity to work with many example. give Prahl unbridled discretion of the student leaders and orga­ Other statewide elections will help determine the also been used in other states to withhold benefits to the private account which nizers across the state who are path Wisconsin will take in the future. to straight couples that are not married. The second she will use to hire a lawyer, making these vote coalitions a One race to take note of is the gubernatorial race be­ clause in Wisconsin's proposed ban — that a "legal and the $9 million budget of success! tween Gov. Jim Doyle and congressman Mark Green. status identical or substantially similar to that of our tuition money that has al­ Students Vote Coalition has This race has garnered attention as having been one of marriage for unmarried individuals shall not be valid ready been half spent. hadasuccessfulpastfewmonths the dirtiest in recent memory, with each side calling or recognized in this state" — would do just that. Enough is enough! Prahl in Wisconsin and around the the other side wrong for Wisconsin. Green is being Remember: a "no" vote means you oppose the ban! said the university's financial country. Here in Wisconsin we A third reason to vote this year is the non-binding investigation of SA's accounts have registered over 12,000 stu­ referendum regarding reinstating the death penalty is "a dangerous precedent" to dents to vote and we still have in Wisconsin. In it, we are asked: "Should the death the future of shared gover­ same-day voter registration! penalty be enacted in the state of Wisconsin for cases nance and our student govern­ You recognize Wisconsin involving a person who is convicted of multiple first- ment. Everything this legacy of needs students to step up and degree intentional homicides, if the homicides are corruption has done for years talk about the issues that are vicious and the convictions are supported by DNA threatens the very existence of so important, but seem to have evidence?" Those are all good reasons for supporting the powerful state statute of slipped under the radar of our the death penalty — DNA evidence and multiple first- shared governance! elected officials. You recognize degree homicides that are vicious. Many who would In the Wisconsin Constitu­ we need each other to get to the

normally be unsupportive of the death penalty will tion, shared governance allows See LETTERS page 21 support this resolution because DNA evidence would be required as well as the notion that multiple homi­ cides would be a requirement of the law. But this resolution is non-binding; if a majority What Our Politicians Think supports it, no law will change. And that means that such requirements may not be within the final law. (I am sick of Karl Rove's bullshit." I will be voting "no" for three reasons. Firstly, there compared to President Bush, having voted nearly 90 is no guarantee that those requirements stated before percent of the time in support of the Bush agenda. will be in the final law. Secondly, I think the greater - Former President Bill Clinton Also controversial is Green's attempt at using political punishment for a criminal would be life in jail and to the New Yorker's David Remnick action committee (PAC) funds from groups not lo­ Source: http://politicalhumor,about.com/library/blquotes.htm cated in Wisconsin. A state elections board called the SeeWALKIN'page21 uwmpost.com Editorial November 6,2006 21 'Emperor Prahl-patine UWM homecoming needed By Devon Marie Wiesend leader for years, used to harass Editorial illustration by Sean Quast Editorial Editor me about my lack of enthusi­ asm for school sports teams. As October quickly jumps Perhaps it was my belief that into November, Election Day schools ^shouldn't be repre­ No Person shall approaches, and one thing sented by a few students' ath­ is painfully obvious: when it letic abilities, but by the whole comes to school spirit in the and its academic ability that srlon mu fall, University of Wisconsin- stopped me from cheering at Milwaukee is lame with a capi­ football games. tal "L." Now, on the other hand, enr £inpire My sister was so excited a during this embarrassing time couple of weeks ago, she could for our college, I really wish hardly contain herself. She was we had cheerleaders and fuzzy > err Senate. spending the weekend in White­ suited mascots representing water so she could participate the university instead of Russ in the Homecoming festivities Rueden and Samantha Prahl. of her alma mater. That's when it dawned on me; UWM does We've got spirit, yes not have a real homecoming. Sure, we don't have an we do! We've got "actual" football team (sorry spirit, how 'bout you? guys), but that doesn't mean we can't have people come back for I am sick of being humiliat­ a weekend and party it up at ed. I've been told that Milwau­ their alma mater, the fantastic kee isn't as good as Madison, UWM. We can go watch and that our student government is cheer for a different sport. May­ corrupt, and that we don't have be the soccer teams would like the facilities to have a football a little pat on the back. Consid­ team. For once, I would like to ering soccer is actually pretty hear something good about my > Voters' empathy is vital for ban popular in Milwaukee, I don't college. see why we can't support our Just one weekend a year, I teams with a huge party. would like to be proud of my By Jack Garigliano chide certain priests of his diocese ing that marriage is between a man I was recently informed that school for no good reason. Badger Herald who have "refused to cooperate" and a woman and should not be UWM has its own version of (University of Wisconsin) I want to get drunk, paint with Morlino's request to preach in redefined lest the very fabric of so­ homecoming called Panther my face,, cheer for a bunch of favor of the marriage ban and "have ciety be torn asunder. I would love something-or-other. No one I Last week, Catholic priests of people I don't know playing a even expressed disagreement." to argue these statements at some have talked to has ever heard of the 11-county Madison diocese re­ game I don't know how to play, Bishop Morlino warned that future date, but Morlino completely it or seen it outside of those who ceived an extra-special package in and make a lot of noise while any further disagreement with misses some important points that are forced to edit articles about the mail from their very own Bish- showing how proud I am of my his teaching, verbal or non-verbal, are much more relevant to the up­ it. I highly doubt there is a pa­ qp Morlino. school. coming election. rade, dance or soccer fans with The priests found enclosed a let­ Sure, I have my doubts about The first part of the upcoming "Panthers" written across their v ter and two copies of the same audio The appropriateness sports, and the SA, and college marriage amendment proposes chests cheering drunkenly at recording, one on cassette tape and of preaching political students getting drunk and — much to Morlino's liking — that the big game. the other on compact disc. The re­ getting annoying, but it would opinions begins to fade only marriages between one man Maybe I never noticed our cording, according to the letter, was be nice to see UWM alumni and one woman shall be recognized lack of school spirit because I a homily given by Bishop Morlino, when the issues pertain running around showing how by the state of Wisconsin. Morlino, have always lacked school spirit 14 minutes in length, concerning proud they are of their alma more to legal questions as a bishop, can justifiably support myself. the upcoming elections. than religious ones. or condemn this part of the amend­ My sister, who was a cheer­ The letter further explained that See HOMECOMING page 21 ment in his sermons to his congre­ the recorded homily must be played would be considered "an act of gation, as marriage is typically a at the priests' respective services disobedience," which "could have religious institution. this coming weekend, Nov. 4 and agree with me. It doesn't hurt; serious consequences." The bishop Morlino errs by assuming that WALK IN' 5. The recording's presentation to believe me, I've done it several concluded by encouraging discus­ the failure of this ballot would lead Continued from page 20 the congregations, according to the times and I'm still here writing sion by providing his phone num­ to a redefinition of marriage, and bishop's letter, was mandatory. for you. ber. that the primary concern of those statistics have also shown that, If you live in Sandburg Hall, In this taped homily, Bishop Bishop Morlino, regardless of vicious, vicious liberals is a redefi­ due to the lengthy appeals pro­ you can vote there. If you live Morlino supported the rigid man- his views on gay partnership in gen­ nition of marriage. cess, it costs more to keep an elsewhere, you can look up the with-woman definition of marriage, eral, is sadly delusional on several The most alarming part of the inmate on death row than it location of your polling place denounced the death penalty and counts. One count occurs during the amendment for many people occurs does to keep him/her in prison at http://itmdapps.ci.mil.wi.us/ attacked stem-cell usage. In other course of Morlino's oration when he in the second half of the proposal, for life. Finally, I will be voting electedreps/electrep.jsp, as well words, he upheld the official teach­ quips "people have a right to marry, where it outlaws any'legal status "no" because I am morally op­ as whom your representatives ing of the Catholic Church. but no one has a right to redefine posed to the death penalty, and (local, state, and national) are. The bishop's letter went on to marriage" and continues by stress­ See BAN page 22 find it to be cruel and unusual If you aren't registered yet, punishment. don't worry; in Wisconsin you There you have it: three can register on Election Day. perfectly good reasons to cast Go to http://wisconsinvote. On election day, determine the current year or the year pre­ your vote this Tuesday. Do the org/faq to find out what you'll LETTERS where your polling site is by con­ ceding the date of the election; a honorable thing and make your need to register to vote. Continued from page 20 tacting your municipal clerk, and residential lease which is effective voice heard, even if you don't Happy voting! if you have not registered to vote at for a period that includes election polls and build the power to make your new address, make sure you day (NOT for first-time voters reg­ am that good at making people sure our student voice is heard. have the proper identification and istering by mail); a university, col­ MORON expect nothing from me, imag­ Students Vote "is the most material to qualify for same-day lege or technical institute fee card Continued from page 20 ine how easy it would be to live important work happening for registration. (must include photo); a univer­ up to those expectations. students right now. Building our The following are types of ID sity, college or technical institute ate the grade and the compli­ I kind of want to try doing electoral power is the first step to­ that will work for same day voter identification card (must include ments, I was a little insulted. nothing for a while. Appar-- wards the solution we need," said registration according to the Wis­ photo); a gas, electric or telephone Before she read that paper did ently that's what people have Taylour Johnson, organizing and consin State Elections Board Web service statement (utility bill) for she assume that I was an idiot? thought about me all along, so communications director, in an e- site: a current and valid Wisconsin the period commencing not ear- I I hate to think that I project my intelligence must be over­ mail to leaders earlier this week. driver's license or Wisconsin iden­ lier than 90 days before election that image, but apparently I do kill. Students are on campuses pass­ tification card; any other official day; a bank statement; pay check; it well and without trying. Hell, I quit. I'm going to go ing out voter guides to give you a identification card or license is­ a check or other document issued It's funny that I look stupid work at McDonald's, be an un- . little insight on where some of the sued by a Wisconsin governmen­ by unit of government. without trying and my profes­ derachiever and live up to the candidates stand on higher edu­ tal body or unit; any identification Let's make our voices heard! sors always say that if I put a expectations everyone seems cation issues that affect you as a card issued by an employer in the little effort into something I to have for me. Sounds a lot student. normal course of business and Guillermo Cuautle Jr. could be really good at it. Can easier than surprising people All you have to do is stop and bearing a photo of the card holder, United Council of UW Students you imagine how good I could with my rapier wit. Plus, dumb make sure you are ready to vote but not including a business card, President UW-Milwaukee stu­ be at appearing to be a moron if people are never single or lone­ and/or register, then vote! a real estate tax bill or receipt for dent I just tried a little bit? Wow, if I ly, or bored. Classifieds 22 November 6,2006 The UWM Post

not just upon his congregation, but underground conspiracy! Derksen tack upon the church and reli­ flllKV lOHjy, BAN on parishioners in 11 counties. concludes that the secret, shadowy gion. Apart from the vagueness, Continued from page 21 At this point, I feel obliged to "secular lefts'" agenda will, if ex­ groundlessness and sheer paranoia draw a parallel to LaVonne Derk- ecuted fully, "leave little room for frothing in this belief, the accus­ "substantially similar" to marriage sen's irrational column [in the Bad­ free exercise of faith or speech." ers — Derksen, Morlino and, God G°tf«lWET SANDWlCa** for unmarried persons. The appro­ ger Herald on Nov. 1,2006). While Derksen's reactionary accusa­ forbid, any others who choose to Wo are now hiring drivers, priateness of preaching political 1 have neither time nor space to tions are too tempting to answer think like them — are still lacking in-shop staff and managers. opinions begins to fade when the refute every fallacy in the article, with reactionary responses, due a firm mental grasp on the issue F/T or P/T. Flexible hours. Fun, issues pertain more to legal ques­ Derksen seems to possess an acute to the number of hysterically wild at hand. fast-paced workplace. Apply tions than religious ones. paranoia toward "homosexual ac­ claims. Suffice to say, these state­ The upcoming amendment in person at 3129 N. Oakland This is especially true in the tivists" who strive to "drive radical ments never give satisfactory proof concerns a range of issues that go Ave. or 1344 E. Brady St. current situation, where gay civil secularism throughout America," that the left is trying to specifically further than matrimonial defini­ unions generally receive more apparently because a gay-interest attack religion and never elaborate tions: namely, any and all legal support than gay marriage, and magazine published an article 22 on what their specific agenda actu­ states similar to marriage. Voters the emphasis of the amendment's years ago stating that science and ally is. must look beyond their feelings ina Gourmet opposition has been placed on the public opinion can help counteract Derksen displays the same con­ for religious institutions and focus Servers and delivery prohibition of civil unions. the effect of institutionalized reli­ viction held by Bishop Morlino: instead on the universal tolerance I drivers wanted. Nevertheless, Morlino is forc­ gion. Shocking! that opponents of the amendment and compassion their religion sup­ are trying to launch a direct at­ posedly gives them. Downtown Chinese ing the same misguided homily, There must be some kind of f restaurant. Make slash to the basket. Panther Madness. His eligibil­ which will undoubtedly make % good money. PANTHERS The Panthers added five true ity is being cleared up by the him unmovabie. Continued from page 18 freshmen to the line-up this NCAA, as are the other players While Jason Deutchman 330E.KilboumAve. season. Considered one of the from Notre Dame Prep. comes all the way from Los "Call414»272«1688 top players in Iowa last sea­ Ryan Thornton, an outside Angeles as a late pick up for UWM during his career. son, Roman Gentry will bring shooter, could earn his time by the Panthers, he brings experi­ Second-year freshmen sharp shooting to the Panthers. being consistent behind the arc. ence to the Panthers' full court guards Kaylan Anderson and Gentry jumps out of the gym, a His lightning-quick release will press. Zach Holt are the youngest of quality that can not be ignored be perfect if the Panthers end Sitting out this season due Bartenders the experienced guard players. watching him play. up needing a trey at the end to transfer regulations will be Holt, at 5-foot-6, is much too Charlie Swiggett was a mem­ of a ball game. Jason Averkamp Deion James, a Junior guard Wanted short to play, but his dribbling ber of Notre Dame Prep of Mas­ takes the short trip to Milwau­ who played the last two seasons skills will get him a spot on sachusetts, considered the best kee from New Berlin and will at Tulsa. Also waiting will be the bench if a couple players team in the country last season. give size and accuracy to the Torre Johnson, a Milwaukee na­ go down. Anderson is a bright He passes the ball very efficient­ Panthers' inside game. The tive, who will have one year of spot for UWM: a scoring guard ly, demonstrated on a perfect coaching staff hopes to add a eligibility left after transferring No experience with an outstanding ability to alley-oop pass to Gentry during bunch of muscle to his frame, from Oklahoma State. necessary provided ing off an 11-game winning wait-and-see approach as far FELSINGS SOCCER streak, and a 13-game unbeat­ as the NCAA Tournament is Continued from page 17 Continued from page 17 en streak, the Panthers (16-3- concerned. For their season 1) established themselves as to continue, they'll need an the team to beat in this year's at-large bid from the selection "Playing for the Panthers is troit 13-5, and also held the tournament. committee on Monday, Nov. 6. a blast," said Lauren, a defen­ Fourth-seeded Detroit (10- Moynihan feels this team de­ sive specialist. "All the girls on advantage in penalty kicks. VI M 4f^. 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