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! t: February 4, 1988 University of Missouri-St. Louis Issu e 594 • Dioxin Removal Slowed B Government by John Kilgore facility last week. associate news editor The hazardous waste storage facility wasn't originally designe'd Dioxin waste currently being to store dioxin, it was intended to sLOred by thE,) University will not be provide storage for herbicides, pes­ removed from its campus site any­ ticides and biolbgical wastes pro­ time in the near future due to duced on campus, federal and state restrictions on the The E.S.E. review recommended movement of hazardous waste. changes in ventilation and the num­ • Both the Federal Environmental ber of fire extinguishers be made to Protection Agency and the State improve the facility. . Department of Natural Resources "The University is willing to pre­ prevent the University from remov­ pare an area to store the remaining ing the dioxin-contaminated barrels barrels safely until the government it has stored since 1981. comes up with a means to destroy "All current movement is the material," Hussey said. stymied by the fact that there are no In addition to making changes in facilities for storage or incinera­ the storage facility, the E.S.E. ! J tion," said Tom Hussey, Vice Chan­ report also recommended that cellor for Administrative Services. changes be made in the record­ "There's no way to get rid of it keeping procedure regarding the now." hazardous waste, and also sugges­ Eight barrels containing or sus­ ted that more personnel be utilized pected of containing dioxin con­ in the record-keeping area. tamination are currently stored at "The E.S.E. review said that while the Hazardous Waste Storage the amount of personnel assigned Facility on the north end of and the record-keeping system campus. could both be upgraded, findings at According to Hussey, it's difficult this time indicate that UM-St. Louis to determine bow many of the eight employees who worked in or ser­ barrels are contaminated due to viced the Storage Building were not · testing procedures. exposed to hazards that endangered Hussey said that Environmental their health," said Hussey. . Science and Engineering Inc., who "The E.P.A . doesn't feel that performed an independent review dioxin is as hazardous as was once for the University, used a form of thought," said Hussey. "Missouri is composite testing in which sam­ one of the strictest states in the plings from seven barrels were tes­ . Ron Pacino country regarding dioxin con­ ted simultaneously. One barrel Hazardous Waste: Barrels of hazardous materials are being stored on campus until they can be safely removed for disposal. tamination due to the Times Beash which was known to contain dioxin said. "In the one barrel that we had you for sure. We need to do In Missouri, a rate of 1 part per Weldon Springs were transported to incident. " A Wall Street Journal article was tested more thoroughly. the specific tests done on, it's 8.4 additional testing. There're traces billion is considered the campus in 1981. The nine barrels "At least one or as many as eight parts per billion. (of dioxin). We believe it's less than contamination. found not to contain dioxin con­ See DIOXIN page 5 of the barrels are contaminated," he "In the suspect barrels, I can't tell 8.4 parts per billion." Originally, 17 barrels from tamination were removed from the ABC Hosts Series On Help Offered For Children Of Alcoholics by Paul Thompson from 2 to 4 pm. beginning tomorrow Three co mmon problems for fr equent disappOi ntments they ex­ facilitator, an expert who has access . Black History news editor (F e.b_.5 ). F or more LnioJ;mat.i.on 0 to children o f alooholic& are difficult . pe ri~nce in alcohoJic to professional information helpful arrange a preliminary interview. co mmunicating. difficul ty trusting env ironm ents. Children who grow up in alcoholic call 553-5711. people. and difficulty expre sing "An adult child's trust level is to solv ing the problems group mem­ by Paul Thompson households may'experience life dif­ Gloria Lubowitz, a psychologist in emotions. Lubowitz said. often very low ." she said. bers wi ll be experiencing. news editor ferently as adults than those who Counseling Services who is organiz­ "As children, thev learn not to "They've also learned to hi de In addition to the facilitator, the have not lived with similar ing the group, said the ACA sessions talk. not to trust, ' a~d not to feel." their feelings because so many group itself will act as a support The Associated Black circumstances. will be "partly educational, partly Lubowitz said. "Those are not very feelings they had as children were mechanism by enabling par­ Collegians (ABC) have planned a They may have problems in adult psychological. ., workable behaviors as adults. bad. So they have trouble express­ ticipants to learn from similar ex­ ! J series of events in February to relationships caused by unhealthy She said the purpose of the because they're the foundations ing go od fe elings as well as bad," periences, Lubowitz said. celebrate African-American behaviors they learned as meetings is to provide information which relationships are built on" Lubowit z. said. The UM-St. Louis group will not History Month. children. to adult children of alcoholics, to " A child in an alcoholic home be patterned after the Alcholics Kamau Rahotep, academic L'M-St. Louis' Counseling Ser­ provide an area for individuals with learns very quickly that he's not She said adult children of Anonymous 12-step program, as are affairs officer for ABC , said the vices is offering a six-week series of common experiences with par­ supposed to talk about it," she alcoholics often have difficulty in other ACA groups. Groups which use month-long celebration will group discussions designed to help ticular problems, and to offer new said. friendships or lOve r elationships the 12-step program are not include political, cultural and adult children of alchoholics learn ways of dealing with their due to their difficulty trusting peo­ organized around professional historical events as well as panel about why they may feel different difficulties. When the child grows up. he or she ple or expressing their emotions. faCilitators, but act as support discussions on controversial from other adults and discover "We can help people learn to iden­ may have difficulty communicating " Or. they may question whether groups solely formed from those social issues concerning methods of dealing with their tify the behaviors they learned as with others, she added. what they feel is nor ma!." she said. with common difficulties. African-Americans and SOCiety problems. coping mechanisms when they were Lu bow itz said children of "It·s this information that we 'lI try "We don't use the 12-step pro­ at large. The Adult Children of Akoholics children, and to find different ways alcoholics also learn when young to share in this group " gram, but we encourage people to "This whole Black History (ACA) groups will meet Fridays of behavior," she said. not to trust people because of the The ACA sessions will be led by a use those as well ," Lubowitz said. Month is an academic event," Rahotep said. "We are trying to motivate people to take charge of Student Voter Major Library Expansion their political destinies." But. Rahotep said, ABC has had difficulty publicizing the host of programs it's offering and ReKistration Will Begin This Spring has found apathy among students at some of the events held in by John Kilgore overcrowding increase during early February. Drive Set associate news editor finals week. "Students complain "We have a lot of programs, but Construction on a $6.2 million li­ that the library is too noisy, and that it's hard to generate interest," he Paul Thompson brary building addition is scheduled they can'l find a place to work " said. "Black students are not by news editor to begin sometime this spring. she said. aware of these organizations The new wing. half the size of the "The new building will increase and events. UM-St. Louis students will have a present library, will help ease over­ the number of spaces for people to ''I'm not blaming black chance on campus next week to crowded conditions and provide study," Rapp said. "We 're ready for students, but (rather) the whole register to vote. students with more efficient study the space right now. " idea that we have to have a thing areas, library officials said. According to Rapp, in 1985 the li­ like Black History Month," he The Student Association and MoPIRG (Missouri Public Interest The two-story construction, on brary was deficient 31,000 square added. Research Group) are sponsoring, in the west side of the Thomas Jeffer­ feet. It is estimated that it will be Rahotep said the university cooperation with the l'''tional Stu­ son library, will add 33,700 square 49 ,000 square feet short by 1989. should offer courses and dent Campaign for Voter Registra­ fe et and will feature a pyramid­ "We 're trying to accommodate administration-sponsored pro­ tion (NSCVR). a two-day \ioter drive. call MoPIRG at 534-7474. timing of this election's 'Super shaped skylight over an open stu­ the growth of the cOllec'tion," Rapp grams about issues concerning registration drive on campus. The UM-St. Louis voter registra­ Tuesday' presidential primary," the dent lounge area. said. "The book collection black Americans. Students who live in either St. tion campaign is part of an NSCVR statement said. "For the first time " We have m ore books in the li­ increased by 18,000 volumes last He said the current Louis City or St. Louis County will effort across the nation. In addition in Missouri's political history. we brary than the library was intended year, not really a lot for a school educational environment at UM­ be able to register on Feb. 9 and 10 to UM-St. Louis. St. Louis and will be included in th e March to hold." said Tom Jones, director of with a graduate progTam." St. Louis does not encourage the from 9 am to 1 pm in the University Webster universities, as well as St. primary. and students as citizens budgeting and planning. "We 've had Even with a serials cut of 20 per­ activist behavior he hopes to Center and in SSB, or from 5:30 to Louis Community College's three have an opportunity to become to take spaces away from library cent, due in June, and a book collec­ instill in students here. users and give them over to 8:30 pm in Marillac Hall (on South campuses will participate locally. involved early in expressing their tion that is termed substandard The following ABC-sponsored' stacks .., Campus) and in Lucas Hall. "The NSCVR, a non-partisan. non­ preference of the presidential Jones said that the library is not events will be held at UM-St. "The library was intended to ·Students may also register at the profit organization. is undertaking candidates." being neglected when it comes to Lou is in the upcoming week: Thomas Jefferson Library during the ambitious project of registering NSVRC was formed in 1984 at a house 250,000 books when it was budgeting. .Thursday. Feb. 4. from 7 to daytime hours. thousands of students nationwide to conference at Harvard University. built," said Joan Rapp, director of "Everyone agrees that we need ' . ) 8:30 pm in JC Penney Building. Student volunteers are also vote." a NSCVR statement said. where 1,500 student leaders from the library. "Now we have 550,000 in more money for the library," he see EVENTS page 3 needed to help students register. "The significance of this year's across the nation gathered to seek to our co '.1ection." For information on assisting in the drives to Missouri students is in the improve student vo ter turnout. According to Rapp, complaints of See LIBRARY page 5 Dribble IN THIS ISSUE Center Stage The men's and CAMPUS John Grassilli is this women's basketball RE MINDER EDITORIALS .... pg 2 year's guest director for teams continue in NEWS ...... P9 3 -5 the play "Baby With The their winning FEATU RES .... P9-S- Bath Water" presented efforts. The Voter registration Feb_ " CALENDAR .... pg 10 by the university women's team has 9-10, 11 am-1pm, Thom­ SPORTS ...... pg11 players. been faltering but as .Jefferson Library hopes to CLASSISIEDS ... pg See Featu res page 6 bo~nce l } back. EDITORIALS page 2 CURRENT February 4. 1988

"HOW MUCH IS THIS SOA~ COSTING US Steamrolled E.YER'f YEARf \' It~s Y ourCh.oice There is a fine difference between prosecution and persecu­ tion. It is one thing to impose discipline on student wrongdoing. It How many times have vou or someone you know complained is another thing to hold that student up as an example. We have to about the present officials in local, state and national ask why a student should be singled out for disciplinary measures that have not been imposed on other students for a similar government? This year.instead of complaining, register and vote. The li­ wrongdoing. brary at UM-St. Louis holds a voter registration drive every year. It has come to our attention that a student on this campus may be undergoing disciplinary actions above and beyond normal If you are not registered, you cannot vote. Statistics show that college students rarely vote. Then they com­ guidelines for the alleged wrong. plain about funds being cut and how the government is always Administrators at this university are unwilling to talk about screwing them. If the college students vote maybe that can th~ matter because of its confidentiality. When asked specific questions about how the matter is being handled, the responses change. 'i ~ This is an important election year with a race for the President we.re vague and noncommittal. We at first believed the student " j of the United States and a Governors race in Missouri. Unless the was being singled out for leniency because of the student's posi­ student vote is a sizeable force, the administrations of the state tion in the campus community. However, after investigating the 'dj and national government will continue to ignore them and do matter, we believe that the opposite is true. Could the student in Or question be subject to overzealous administrative action? away with programs to benefit students. '- 'r The government is to near sighted to see that by scrapping stu­ Has the student's constitutional rights as a citizen been com­ [ 11 ~ dent aid and educational programs they cut the throat of our promised within the administrative guidelines regarding dis­ nation in the long run. Financial aid that is refused to students cipline? Has the administration consciously or uconsciously because they don·t fit into a certain demographic the college or persecuted this student? Has the student been forced into a sys­ II l~1 f tem of judgement that treats the facts of the case arbitrarily and ~ the government wants is ridiculous. How can a family that makes $35 thousand before taxes afford outside the normal legal framework of the state? to pay $8 thousand a year to send their son or daughter to college? Just because a student attends this university, why are legal That would be taking a quarter of their income away. The govern­ rights that apply anywhere else scrapped? Is this university ment of the United States thinks they should be able to afford it operating outside the normal legal process? Does the student though. For a student loan that must be paid back with interest, ~. conduct code allow the university to operate in an extralegal manner? Does the university's conduct code allow the student a the government expects a family with the above income to con­ fair hearing? Is the administration protecting the student's con­ tribute almost $10 thousand everv year. Why must educational always be sacrificed to the fidentiality or using it to hide a bureaucratic steamroller? Does progra~s' the university's conduct in this case outweigh the seriousness of Pentagon and their budget desires? the offense? Given what we know in confidence, it's hard to The students of this nation and their parents are the only ones believe that "discipline is always applied evenly." who can change the current policies. By voting responsi bly, peo­ ple can be put in office that will take action for education instead Kevin Lacostelo and Kevin Kleine of the bureaucratic windbags that do nothing for education but speak. When it comes down to the yote for education or defense the speech of the windbags deflates to a vote for defense or spend­ Still Glowing ing cutbacks for the Department of Education. .' This year can bring a change. The students of the U.S. must quit The issue of dioxin continues to contaminate the reputation of fulfilling the demographics of the political. analyst and fight for the University of Missouri central administration. Government their own rights. No one else will do the job for them. regulations are prohibiting the movement of the toxic waste to an The odds have to be stacked in our favor in order to accomplish .- approved facility off campus. the political change that is necessary. Without support from the It looks as if the government has become the villian in the mat­ QWUAT government, higher education will revert back to the days of ter now. However, the central administration was still the deci­ colonial times when only the rich and the desired individuals sion maker in moving the dioxin to this campus. Who is the "EVil E.MP1RE" were educated. real villian? PlANS lOUSE For once, think of something besides passing your cal cui us The UM-St. Louis administration has made a valiant effort in class or drinking yourself to oblivion at the next fraternity party correcting a problem that was inherited from previous officials. AME.RICAS and take control of your future by voting. The solution isn't as desireable as removing the waste from cam­ I-I'G~WA.YS Search for the candidates that have a position on education that pus, but in the short run it would seem sufficient. The original represents your views. If the candidates have no position ask • concerns of the CURRENT were that it was being stored in a TO SPR£A.D them in letters or at their next handshake marathon. facility not designed for the storage of toxic waste. The decision DEADLY The students need to have their voice heard and listened to. The has been made to upgrade the present facility . people who are elected in November will be in power for the next .. This is a university though, not a toxic waste dump. Efforts RAD\A1"ON? four years. Are you willing to let someone with no intrest in should continue to be made to rid the campus of dioxin or other education elect an official who will wipe out educational aid ancl material that is a potential threat to the students and staff. " programs and posibly destroy many students' futures. Maybe you After the storage facility is upgraded the problem will not just A~ WiTh FRieNDS can live with that, but I can't. disappear. The upgrading will not be a total waste if the dioxin is ~iKe ~se" ... Whatever your philosophy is the issue boils down to one thing: • eventually moved. It will be an added safeguard for the workers the student vote. The ball is in our court. The students should send and the campus community. Hopefully the building will be used a hard smash to the other court instead of the usual half-hearted as originally intended in the future . volley that falls short of the net. Kevin Kleine Kevin Kleine LE1TERS LE1TERS POLICY • The Current 'A'eil'OJ1lCS all letters be withheld up on request Letters TO THE t,) the editor. The II'ritt'r '<; sludent permitting USe urthe auth or"'s nJ IlH' number and phune nllmhrr mu,;t be will rE' l'Pi\'(' first prC'ferencE' . EDITOR included 0ion"stud('nt~ must alsu Rcspon,ibilit.l' for letters tl> the sign their letters hut ()nl\' needtu <'dltor bC'lollgs t() the ind rl'lduJI add their phone nllmber Letters writer. The Current marntClin> thl' should not be more than 1\l'Il typed right to refuse publil'iJtion of leLters Lifeblood pages in length. .judged 1.0 bein poor taste. LeIters No unsigned letters will be ma\, b(;' edilpd to fit spal'e published. The author's n:tm" wli I consldt'I"Jllon Leaking Dear editor:

I was shocked after reading the front page news item in the January 21 issue of the Current, "Library to ,lCURRENT Cut Serials; Blames Cost Increases." As you may know , Blue Metal Office Building All materials contained within this issue serials and journals are the life­ 8001 Natural Bridge Road are the property of the Current and can blood of any academic discipline. A St. Louis, Mo. 63121 not be reproduced or reprinted without 25 percent cut from the already the expressed written consent of the Phone: (314) 553-5174 ina'dequate serials department will Current and its staH. certainly harm the educational mis­ The Gurrent is published weekly on Thursdays. AdvertiSing rates are avail­ sion of this university, not to men­ able upon request by contacting the Current Business Office at (314) 553~ tion loweringfaculty morale. Surely 5175. Space reservations for advertisements must be receivb(; by noon there must be some way to correct Monday prior to the date of publication. . this disheartening situation. The Current, financed in part by student activities fees, is not an official publication of the University of Missouri. The university is not responsible for Thomas H. Koccheiser the Current's contents and policies. Director, Gallery 210 Editorials expressed in the paper reflect the opinion of the editorialstaH.Articies labeled "commentary" or "column" are the opinion of the in dividual writer. Copyri.ght by the Current, 1988 Enthusiastic Fans Aren't Ours; Wh.y Not? Dear editor: Kevin Lacostelo Kevin Kleine weren't working or stu·dYing. If the · however, enjoying our time at this editor managing editor if You're Last night at the UMSL - SEMO fans from SEMO were able to drive institution and finding that people Steve Luczak Jeanne Cannon basketball game, the stands were for two hours, would a twenty- to want to have fun, then they can. It is business affairs/ ad sales director smart enough assoc. business aHairs director filled with enthusiastic fans. forty-minute drive be too much to up to you to decide. However, to our dismay, these fans ask for? Just imagine how the players Paul Thompson John Kilgore must feel when they have home field to calculate news editor assoc. news editor were not there to cheer on the River­ UMSL did have a loyal group of men. No, inside our gymnasium was supporters, but quite a minority advantage, but the stSlnds are filled the sizeofa Christopher A.Duggan Nancy Klein a sea of red, screaming spectators compared to the visiting team's fan wih the opposing team's fans . We features editor copy editor from SEMO. This is not· the first . support. These included ourselves, are very thankful that Coach Meck­ fessel can't move his team . to Hydrogen Pam Watz Diana Sagitto time this sort of thing has occured. the Sigma Tau Gamma fraternity, sports editor around UMSL editor Consistently, the visiting teams many other athletic teams, and, of Phoenix ... atom. classifieds· coordinato,- always have more fans to applaud course, the ever faithful and loyal' Rene Rowe the efforts of their team. ' swim team: Valerie Smith, James Humphrey, chotogr8phy director Ron Pacino The basketball team is not the . Kevin Keller; Craig Duckworth, ad constructionist This record crowd 'of spectators .. was almost an embarrassment to only victim of this sort of happ~ning. . Mark Berry, Karen Mi.ck, Tom Lorn- And you're $' baudo, Jill Vietmeir, Don Mitchell reporters: the University. Maybe this is due to · All Of the athletic teams receive lit­ photographers: tle .sup 'port or recognition. If LaureE. Guthrie, Robert Hurd Da~ Lori Helm Sue Fenster the fact that SEMO is a two- (that's still smoking? Ron Paci no Loren Richard Klahs right) a two-hour drive away from students think UMSL is slow and Bollini, Steve Appel1b~um , Carolyn A. Kruczynski Marianne Brummel, Ken Margaret Sullivan our school. We want to know where boring, we disagree! The students Koenemann, Steve Genozzi, Van R. Cecilia Dames our school enthusiasm was. nee.d to become more involved in Linda Sherwin Granted, many students at this athletic events and activities. Muschler, Marla Estr~da , Tom Shiela R Brown UMSL is not MIZZOU, and we are Faulkner, Linda Vogel, Shara Starr, u.s. Oepdrlment of H"31th & Hum.an ~l' r\. i( .. , Kris En ~ bry University are employed, and thus Eileen Pacina were not able to attend. We are con- . very well aware of that fact. We Kevin Blanton, Sue Daerda, Craig cerned with the students who aren't trying to compete. We are, Loony, Reginald C. Veasley. February 4. 1988 CURRENT -. page 3 .-Ia' Anti -Apartheid Update: . . All Quiet On Divestment Front (CPS)-About a year ago, the Univer­ phenomenon as dozens of campuses "On our campus," said Missouri have moved on to other issues an'd sity of Missouri at COlumbia police erupted in protests, rallies and sit­ student Jacqueline Judie, "yoU can broadened their agendas." were arresting 41 people who had ins. trace the stages of the movement. It . They have broadened, too, their Invaded President C. Peter Since then, of course, the issue started 'as a polite movement, and definition of which stocks campuses Magrath's office, demanding the has dominated political life at hun­ students went through the proper should sell. university sell its investments in dreds of schools, and many of those cha~nels to raise the issue. They University of Washington firms that ,do business in campuses have complied with the were ignored, so they organized pro­ students, for instance, are challeng­ segregationist South Africa. protestors' demand that they sell tests that made headway." ,~ ing UW trustees' announcement that The arrests, it turned out, were ttie offending stock. Judie says the'rallies, arrests and they finished divesting on Dec. 1, but one of a series of upheavals on By contrast, in January,1988, Eas­ protest shanties MU student!\ were 1987. The students maintain the the campus, where protest shanties tern ' Michigan University 'students still building as of last October school still holds $2.5 million in were repeatedly vandalized and forced South African golfer Gary "embarrassed the university" into stocks in firms with indirect ties to administrators complained of . Player . - who, in fact, opposes · . taking action. South Africa. harassment. aparth'eid - to disassociate himself "Students show support when At Penn, Glasker is monitoring But the MU ~ampus was qUiet two from' an EMU golf course project. there is something to do," she main­ Penn's holdings in Coca-Cola, Scott Brandt weeks ago when, on Jan. 11, its trus­ Otherwise, colleges have been tained, ': and they're still interested General Motors, IBM and Sl)ell tees voted to sell all the South quiet. . in the 'issue." Oil. African stocks in question. One reason, some observers say, The trick to keeping pressure on from page 1 South Africa td dismantle "The reasops for divesting from EVENTS The change was indicative of the is that South African censors have r------~------___i ,'.- apartheid, others say, is in finding GM and IBM are even more com­ anti-apartheid movement on U.S.·' cut the amount of'news corning out. Room 229: Khatib Waheed will History (Slavery to Present)." ways to let students here do some­ pelling," claimed Patrick Hagopian; campuses recently. It has, in short, of that country, robbing students of speak on "Struggle in South • Tuesday, Feb. 9 from 9 to 11 ~ ~ . , thing about it. another Penn activist. "Now these . \ been very quiet. the sense of outrage that motivated Africa. " am in the University Center" "Activists inust work to find ways . corporations have in a formal sense' .. "The movement is a victim of its them in the past. • Friday. Feb. 5. from noon to Room 254: a film presentation. to deal with people's daily lives," sold out to local managers who are own success," said Wayne Glasker,a \ Others blame trendy U.S. media, 1:30 pm in JC Penney Building. From 11 am to noon in Univer­ said Kim Paulus of the National Stu­ not bound by guidelines like the Sul­ grad student and anti-apartheid which don't cover the is-sue much. ' Room 229: Alice Wyndom will sity Center. Room 254 : KATZ dent Action Center. "They need to livan Principles," a list of civil activist at the University of . "The problem with the media," present an Egyptian slide show. disc-jockey Sule MOil will have a engage that moral outrage." rights companies agreed to respect Pennsylvania, which will divest by complained Professor Jacqui Wade,; From 6 to 8:30 pm in JC Pen­ Reggae presentation. Josh Nessen qf the American among their South African June 1988. head of Penn's Afro-Aroetican ney . Room 222 : Panel discussion From 530 to 6:30 pm in JC Pen­ Committee on Africa, which has workers. Studies program, "is that it on "Global Apartheid." Panelists ney Building, Room 72: 'UM-St. -, It was three years ago, in January organized hundreds of campus anti­ Still other groups are shifting measures success by the numbers will include Razia Essack. rep­ Louis faculty and staff will speak 19~5, that the anti-apartheid move­ that attend a rally, not by the apartheid efforts during the years, their focus to racism in the U.S. resentative of NBUF/ PAC of on "Education of the African­ ment - a fitfully active effort on a contended the movement is still University of Utah Students issues raised." Azania; N'Ganga Ga·lhunga. rep­ American Student." handful of campuses since the 1960s Still others see a natural evolu· building at some campuses though Against Apartheid, for example, resentative of AAPRP; Ray From 7 to 8 pm in JC Penney abruptly became a national tion occurring. he conceded that, at others, "peo'ple picketed a Salt Lake City tailor shop Bolar. member of BUF; Prince Building, Room 72: Dr. Charles after the owner posted a sign on the Mustafaa, member of the ABC: front door warning, "Black people Wartts will speak on "African­ . :. and representatives from Pan American Education." may not enter." African Students. "If Salt Lake City is practicing From 8 to 9:30 pm in JC Penney • Monday , Feb. 8, from noon to COMMUNICATION SKILLS racism, then how can'we expect the Building, Room 72: A student 1:30 pm in JC Penney Building, rest of the world to solve their racial . panel discussion on "Education ROom 222 : a student presentation of the African-American . prejudices?" asked Utah student on "What it means to be an Tom Price.' . Student. .. FOR LEADERS African-Ameri can. " • Wednesday, Feb. 10 , from At Missouri, "the anti-apartheid From 5:30 to 7:30 pm in JC Pen­ .~ - movement has sparked a lot of 5:30 to 7:30 pm in the JC Penney A LEADERSHIP DEVELOPMENT WORKSHOP ney Building, Room 126: a stu­ Auditorium: Skits and student awareness of racism on campus," dent panel discussion on "What Judie reported. performances. " PRESENTED BY the Constitution means to From 8 to 9:30 pm in the JC ~;,. But when George Washington African-Americans. " University stUdents tried to refocus Penney Auditorium: the St. Louis .... • From 8 to 9:30 pm in JC Penney Black Repertory Company will their anti-apartheid group to Building, Room 126: Ron Henry CATIIY BURA~CK broader racism issues, "we got perform "Conversation With will speak on "African-American bogged down, we had no concrete Semple." EXPAND YOUR RESUME WHILE YOU DEVELOP COMMUNICATION goals," said GW organizer David SKILLS THAT WILL BENEFIT YOU FOR A LIFETIME! Hicks. Glasker agreed, noting "what Science Teachin~ Awards attracted people (to the apartheid Nominations are now being candidate, will join winners from issue) was the moral clarity of the accepted for the 1988 Presidential other states for the national awards' . WEDNESDA Y, FEBRUARY 10th 1:00 - 2:30 p.m. issue." Awards for Excellence in Science in Washington, D.C. . 78 JC Penney Now, however, "the issue is no Teaching, which identifies and Last year's Missouri state win- " longer as clear. It's hard to mobilize rewards excellent teaching. llers were Richard Kent that sense of outrage. As a result, we Nominations, due by March 7, Kavanaough, chemistry, Park Hill . , Sponsored by the University Center/Student Activities, may have lost some people. They may be made by administrators, High School, Kansas City; Susan . ': may feel we've achieved the objec­ students, and colleagues. Salamon, biology and chemistry" . a unit within the Division of Student Affairs. tive (and wonder), 'What more do Applications are due by April 11. Wentzville High School, Wentzville; , '. you want?' " Nomination forms and informa­ and Claudia Viehland, chemistry, tion can be obtained from Dr. Chaminade College Prep, St. Charles R. Granger, Biology . Louis . • I "to Department, phone 553-6226. Three Missouri science teachers The Presidential Awards for ,0J!l: . will be chosen from those Excellence in Teaching program is nominated for state level awards . administered for the White House • The winners will receive citations of by the National Science Foundation, merit and award plaques, and will with help from the National Science , be widely recognized throughout Teachers ASSOCiation, the Missouri - the state. One of these three win­ Department of Education and UM- .. ners, selected as the official state St. Louis. UM-St. Louis ... School of Optometry . Eye C linic , I' ViSi()Q iQ '~ r • -l1ig~ NTBC:~ S()c:iBty .'

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• Februa ry 4, 1988 CURRENT page 5 ------r------~------~------Colle~es Spent !Search Begins For One-Fifth On Next CURRENT Editor Administration The s tudent publications tion of East and Mark Twain CPS -- Colleges spent 20 cents out of committe e announced this Drives on the north side of the each dollar thev took ill during 1984 week that it will be acce pting campus. c,n Ihe ('ilre and feeding of adminis · a ppll.catlOns for the position • Return the application to trators. the U.S. Department of Education reported Jan. 12. oh;>d ltor of th e Current for the lhe Current's office by Mon - By contrast. campu ~es spent 17.7 19 88- 89 academil: ' year day, Ff'bruary 29 . Include a rents of each dollar du r ing the 1974- Applications will be ac c~pted cover letter. a r esume and a 75 school I'ear to administer them­ beginning Monday. February portfolio of journalism skills selves. r ~ port co-author E va C. 8. t hrou g h Monda\'. F e bruarv llalar n bos noted. 29 . 1988 . '. and provide a list o f referen, ce or letters of Students. moreover. are helping from page 1 The editor is responsible re ·omendation. PRY lor the increased administra­ LIBRARY tive CIJstS. Department statistician fol' the overall adm inistration ' . Prepare a detailed evalua­ said. "The budget for the library in Th orn as Snyder. the report's other of t he news paper. The posi­ tion of the Current and a 5- brary addition was made possible t he last five or ten years may have by the $1. 2 mil Iion in grants fr om co- author. added tuition - even tion involves setting ge~eral minute oral presentation for grown faster than for any other Anhueser-Busch, Emerson Electric after allowing for inflation - rose 8 editorial policy, organizing the committee interview to department on campus. But its costs and McDonnell Douglas announced perrent during the 10-year period'he an editorial and reportino aspects of the iIniversity be scheduled in March. have also grown faster. last March, with the remaining 80 and Galamos studied. staff. working with th~ community, the surrounding A complete job description "The library has a bigger fraction percent being provided by state Education Dept. research chief newspaper's budget. and a Chester Finn commissioned the municipalities and the St. will be available with the than it did ten years ago because funding. variety of other newspaper study in part to see if the Reagan Louis business and sales application. Applicants must everyone in academics agrees it's "The new structure should be the m anagement activities. The most important. It's the most cen­ focal point of the campus," Jones Administration's contention that community. be a currently enrolled UM­ ed itorship offers valuable ex- tral function a university can said. "It's very attractive ," American colleges are "unproduc­ The following appication St. Louis student. For further provide. In addition to adding a new wing, tive" and overly bureaucratic was perience for those interested guidelines have ben set: information about the "The operating budget and the renovation will also include true. in a j ournalism career. • Pick up applications at the application process contact capital budgets are separate," improvements on the existing The administration had justified T he Curren t serves as a Current's office in Room 1 of either Kevin Lacostelo, Jones said. "The state has not building. A main staircase will be its calls for higher education budget w eekly source of communica­ the Blue Metal Office Build­ editor or Kevin Kleine, always been able to finance the added along with public elevatcrs. cuts on the grounds that campuses • .1 tion among the various ing, located near theintersec- managing editor at 553-5174 . buildings as quickly as we'd like." Construction is scheduled to be waste much of the money they've The $6 .245 million for the new Ii- completed by the summer of 1990 gotten on unwieldy adm inistrations. The study convinced Finn. In releasing it. he concluded "There is Gov. Cuomo Proposes Free Tuition "b",",,, Uk' ei""", a productiv ity problem in higher d~~,~7~~~'dth:;::P':;t: ed ucation. " But Business Professor Thomas To Poor- Middle-Class Angered ~::~· e~~~~~~i~t;~~~i~~:nrfs~~;! ~~oO!~t:::el~~:ta~~ cpel:::~~/Oi~ldS~ Mahoney of Vanderbilt -- where ., factor of 16, maklllg the contem- relatively high quantity in order to Finn taught before going to Albany, N.Y. (CPS)- Gov. Mario amount of money to attend a private relations at City University of New plated standard 16 parts per billion stimulate initiators; and promoters, Washington. D.C. -- said it would be Cu om o's proposal to provide a free college in the state. Tuition, room York, said he was "very supportive lllstead of the one part per billIOn unlike initiators which change the "relatively meaningless" to con­ co ll ege education to poor children is and board now cost about $4 ,000 a of the program's directives." now enfor~ed . ,genetic makeup of a cell forever, clude t hat spending 20 percent of a drawing fi re from the middle class year at New York's public colleges State legislators, however, say In addition, the Center for Dls- appear to fade away with time budget on administration is and cheers from New York and universities. middle class parents struggling to ease Control in Atlanta also is con- without necessarily leaving any inefficient. educators . The proposal grants. dubbed pay fol' their children's educations sideringreducing its assessment of lasting impact. Mu eh. he explained, depends on Cu omo has proposed the state "Liberty Scholarships." would pro- will oppose the plan. the dioxin risk by a factor of 20. Environmentalist Barry Com- "the type and size of the guarantee any poor seventh-grader vide an incentive to low-income "It's very hard to explain to mid- moner. director of the Center for business." 1,.. ho eventually graduates from high students to graduate from high die class taxpayers why they should The Journal article further stated Biology of Natural Systems at In deciding whether colleges school enough money to attend a school and go on to college since be paying college costs for disad- that while dioxin in heavy doses bas Queens College in New York, said spend too much on administration. New York public college. they would be informed of vantaged people when they can't caused illnesses, so far it hasn't the EP.A. de cision to reevaluate Mahoney noted "the larger ones "It will cost us a lot of money. but eligibility in the seventh grade. afford to send their own children to been directly linked to any deaths. regulations was 'ludicrously bad would have more administrative not so m ucb that taxpayers of this Similar promises have been m ade college," said Syracuse state Sen. In addition, the article says, some science.'" He staled in the Journal co sts because they have multiple state wouldn't want to do it in recent years by philanthropis ts to Nancy Larraine Hoffman. a scientists consider dioxin merely as article that he doubts enough is programs. And administrative co sts joyfully." Cuomo said r ecently when small groups of children. and at Democrat. a promoter of cancer. not as an known about cancer to responsibly increase greatly if you count police be pill'hed the idea to a largely black least one other state. Washington, is Cuomo "has finally sent a con- initiator. putting it in a cat egory change standards. and hOllsing." group of sixth-graders in Albany. al1' o discussing waving tuition for vincing signal that he's not interest- The program , llama estimates. poor minority students. ed (in ru nning for president): he's would cost between $50 million and J erome B. Komisar. acting chan- just proposed a program that prac- $60 million in fiscal year 199-4 -1 995. cellor ofthe State Univers ity of New tically guarantees he would lose Enter~enc_y Services Help Students In Trouble when the scholarships would fir st be York system. called the id ea ., crea- many m iddle class voters if he ran," offered. tive and exciting." 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, COMING .. FEBRUARY 5TH .,' • ToATHEATRE NEAR You "., • "FEATURES February 4.1988 page 6 CURRENT ;,Grassilli Directs Latest Production Common : :'by Lynn Staples "The problems of raising a child : : "reporter are exaggerated; it's an absurdity of Courtesy reality, a wild satire," he said. John Grassilli is the guest direc­ He also said that progress is mov­ tor for the University Players' ing right along. upcoming production of " Baby With "There are eight people cast," he the Bathwater." said. "The actors are enjoying it. DON'T Grassilli is the associate director The actors include: Paulette of the Theatre Project Company in Amaro, Jim Brown, Craig Barton, PANIC St. Louis, and has been at UMSL Christine Fink, Mary Girvan, before as a resident artist in 1984 Theresa Masters, Allison Manning and '85 . and Angela Gray. Brown, Fink and Masters have He previously taught at UM-St. by Christopher A. Duggan 'Louis in such classes as Acting, acted in UMSL productions features editor Speech and Directing. He has direc­ previously. _ ted 35 plays in the course of his ca­ I wasn't going to write a column reer and will be the artistic director "The play has a different style, a this week, but when an idea comes :. of the Theatre Project Company in very different sense of humor. The up and bites you on the knee. it's 1989. characters are more largely drawn than life; not a cartoon, more hard to resist. The motive behind having volatile than life. It goes like this. A student. who Grassilli direct "Baby With the "In this play, people have instan­ will be identified only as Miss X, Bathwater," was to expose theatre taneous explosions of laughter and approached me in class and told and acting students to outside terror." me about a problem that she'd had directing. Normally, their only ex­ The production is being construc­ with the lost and found. perience is with the UM-St. Louis ted mainly by communications Miss X had lost an engagement calendar. and like any clear­ directors, Pam Ross and Jim Fay. majors and theatre students under Ron Pacino · Grassilli said that "Baby With the the direction of Gary Loosen and his thinking individual. she went to · Bathwater" is about bringing up a assistant, Keith Puellman. ENTER STAGE RIGHT: John Grassilli, who has directed 35 plays and is associate director of the Theatre ·the lost and found . · baby in modern times; a non- Costume construction is directed Project Company, will be directing the University Players' newest production, "Baby With The Bathwater," I'm sure that what she expected · realistic look at family life. by Michelle Freedman-Siler. by Christopher Durang. was courteous service with a smile and possibly an offer of a cup of coffee while she waited. What Miss X received was something com­ pletely different. Book Shows Contradictions At Cannes The woman behind the desk said Full of humor and wistful obser­ He talks of "overkill" in terms of at his side." A Korean film titled "The Castle to check back on Monday. I add, at by Loren Richard Klahs this point in the story, that this vations, as well as some downright films like " Death Wish 3" and And then there are the countless and The Rose" serves as Eberl's book reviewer took place on a Thursday. Miss X poignant insights, "Two Weeks In "Superman 4." When he suggests number of would-be starlets who finest example of was in the area the next day and Two Weeks In The Midday The Midday Sun" dissects the that Charles Bronson and Chris­ are found parading around topless "conversationmanship. " decided to check back then. Who _Sun annual Cannes Film Festival topher Reeve pe rhaps consider during the festival waiting for the .. .. .In the film. the heroine's hus­ knows , maybe sbe had some . by Roger Ebert without mercy or lack of hesitation. retirement. the reader cannot help proverbial chant: "Who is that girl? I band has run away to St. Louis. Mo. engagements she needed to check (Andrews and McMeel, $8.95, Gone is all of the so-called French but agree. must have her for my next picture' (invariably referred to in the film as on before Monday . .. 182 pages) "glamour." Instead. we find our­ And then there are little vignettes Sign her up immediately'" "St. Louis. Missouri" ) and ... has no! selves in the midst of con-men. that tell so much more. been heard from in some time. One Anyway, Miss X was received with something less than a "Hold One of the best writers in America show-biz types. and an array of For instance. a very young Tom "The contradiction at Cannes is day the husband turns up. He has · .is a movie critic. His name is Roger hangers-on that boggles the Cruise working on hi s first film is that serious matters of art and on while I check my list" Ebert. and he is probably best imagination. somewhat taken aback when the cinema are discussed in such clearly been to SI. Louis, since he is attitude. wearing a bright red Pendleton shirt The woman behind the desk got . • known as 'one half of an establish­ famous film director ke eps touch­ unserious settings." ment known as Siskel and Ebert. Ebert can spot fool's gold a mile ing him ahout the chest between The pirate ship used in Roman and smoking a pipe. He announces irate and told Miss X that she was supposed to come back on Monday, . , ·.Through several configurations, the away. He also can find the takes. Polanski's last film "Pirates" is that he has become a homosexual. : .Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert occasional good film in 'this high An overly aggressive French anchored in the French harbor in There is a great lamentation fr om not Friday. his family. · "show" has become the absolute priced carnival of carnivals. He is woman journalist makes an obvio us full view of the Cannes Festival. It is Miss X said that she was made to .. At this point in the screening. pinnacle of genuine film review quick to .. tell alL. .. and we, the pass at Paul Newman during an not there for decoration. It is there feel bad about asking. I'm fairly Gene Siskel slipped away quickly and comment. readers, are better for it. interview for "The Color o[ Money." because Polanski's film lost sure that is not the feeling one is down the aisle for a visit to the Ebert virtually stands alone as he Ebert considers th is gestu re millions at the hox office. and there supposed to get when asking for men's room. While he was gone. the attacks a film that has been univer­ ..... remarkably gauche .. . since (his are no funds to remove the mon­ help from anyone, especially from Never pretentious and usually heroine went into her bedroom. right on target, these .' two pro­ sally praised by the most "pres­ wife) Joanne Woodward was seated strou; ship. someone who is supposed to give where in a scene that brought gasps fessionals have lifted the dubious tigious" critics working fO\1 the m!J~ it. "prestigious" publications. Of disbelie·f fFom -ev-€ ry'cme in. the art of film critique to higher - . '1 assumed, when I first heard theatre. she undressed and had sex ground. about the amount of time Miss X The film in question is David with her poodle. Then she dressed . Excerpt was asked to wait, that the list was Lynch's "Blue Velvet." Labeling the dried her eyes. and went back to the kept on an ultra-complex com­ But this sanguine observation is film a "sophomoric satire," Ebert living room. just in time for Siskel to "The contradiction at Cannes is that puter system with "billions and : not meant to be taken as a valentine goes on to question the integrity of a return from the men's room. billions" (a Carl Sagan phrase) of to' Siskel and Ebert. Rather, it ser­ director that would make a young "'Did I miss anything:' he asked . serious matters of cinema and art items on it. I mean, maybe it would ves as something of an introduction starlet (Isabella Rossellini), who "'Only the wife having sex with take the whole weekend for the to a review of the book, "Two Weeks happens to be the daughter of the are discussed in such unserious her dog.' I said. In The Midday Sun," by Roger "'Very funny ...... · late Ingrid Bergman, debase herself See DUGGAN, page 7 Ebert. in front of the cast and crew . . settings. " Very funny indeed. Mixed Reviews: By Eileen Pacino Andl Christopher Duggan by Eileen Pacino by Christopher A. Duggan · movie reviewer features editor Director James Brooks made an impression on me five years ago James Brooks' Going into " Broadcast News," I didn't know quite what to expect. The : when, at the end of "Terms of Endearment," as I walked to the exit door, I previews that I'd seen on television implied that it was an extremely suddenly collapsed in an embarrassing public spectacle of hysterical funny, but touching drama about three members of the network news : crying in my startled husband's arms. That memorable crying jag was industry in Washington. : the result of some pretty shameless plucking of my emotional 'Broadcast News' Some said that it was going to be like the "Top Gun " of the broadcast­ : hearstrings via the most famous terminal illness and deathbed scene ing field, in the way that it would pull in an incredible amount of "re­ : since " Love Story" (1970), with Shirley MacLaine trading places with cruits" for that field. · Ryan O'Neal holding the dying person (in this case, Debra Winger) until Regardless of my expectations going in, I found myself thoroughly : her expiration. . pleased at the results going out. The.story involves three principal characters. Tom Grunick (William Hurt) IS a ne~s anchor who happens to know nothing about the things he · I wanted, expected that kind of emotional involvement from "Broad­ reads every mght. He has trouble expressing himself to other people in a , cast News," especially when I read prom os that touted " ... an almost grammatically correct manner most of the time but when he gets in : perfect picture," " .. . the best motion' picture of the year has arrived." front of the camera, he becomes Mr. Charisma. ' · But alas, when I walked out the exit door at the final credits, my eyes Aaron Altman (Albert Brooks) is a reporter [or the same network. He · were dry and my mind was irritated. Irritated because, first, if this was a knows his job like no one else, he's cultured, and he speaks at least one : scathing examination of the inner workings of a major news network, I other language. ~e e~pre~ses hi,r,nself b~autifully to other people, but , did not recognize anything major in the scurrying and the screaming and when It comes to sellmg himself to the viewers at home hejust can't do the crying, and in producer Jane Craig's tight lips and order barking in it. ' that Southern grits-and-gravy accent which wasn't convincingly warran­ The woman they are both in love with is Jane Craig (Holly Hunter), a ted by any dramatic situation like a presidential assassination or producer who also knows her Job like no one else, eats pressure for . terrorist attack. breakfast and cnes ntualtstlcally every morning the way that most peo­ ple excerclse. While Holly Hunter is a terrific little actress who puts her guts into a The film starts with Craig and Altman as close friends who happen to role, and the tough exterior and the frazzled schizophrenic emotions of be co-worke~s as well. .They are members of the same school of thought Jane are skillfully portrayed, I ultimately did not like Jane Craig - not as far as their profeSSIOn goes. both professionals who don't think that the news should be staged or flashy. when she scored in the control booth, not when she agonized over siphon­ ing off some of her dynamo energy to expend in romantic delerium with . Along comes Tom Grunick, a handsome anchor from a small local sta­ Pretty Boy anchorman Tom Grunick (William Hurt), and not when she tIOn , who happens to land ajob with the network that Jane and Aaron work for. .. took a stand and let deeply felt personal ethics make a'crucial personal and emotional choice for her. At first, Jane is as repulsed as Aaron is about Tom's appointment to his post. Gradually, thIngs change. Without really knowing why, Jane falls [or Tom,seemmg notto realize that Aaron loves her as well or maybe Perhaps the white collar career woman did not seem represented very not wantmg to admIt It. ' well by this somewhat neurotic, driven person who inspired no con­ ~s the mov.ie progresses, Tom becomes more respected in his job, fidence or admiration in me. mamly because he c~n look good; the relationship between Jane and Tom becomes more tangible; and Aaron gets more and f t d 'th the situation. more rustra e WI What it comes down t.o is, there are three very dynamic, intelligent The action culminates in a massive lavoff at the' net k 'Th . t' people doing their darndest to stay away from one another, to not con­ . Wh ' }j t . war . e ques IOn nect: Aaron (Albert Brooks), a Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter who has a IS , . 0 WI ge canned and who will stay, and what will this do to the deep, buddy-buddy friendship with Jane;Tom, an essentially shallow, relatIOnship between the three central characters? These and other questions will be answered onl "f . but extremely sensual guy; and Jane, caught between them, yo-yoing which you should do ' 't . tb' Y I you see the mOVie, back and forth. . , I IS war whIle Hurt's character does not come off a's well th th . · as eo er two but that IS pro b a bl y because he IS supposed to be plavin 'd' . very well. . g an 1 lOt. That be does But this is not the dassic eternal triangle. because there is a very T~ef reallYhbrighht, spots in the film are Brooks and Hunter Brooks is potent fourth character: work: or. in synonomous terms - the job. the very unny w en e s supposed to be and I th . promotion. the fame, the status, the power. And each one of these people run-over pedestrian on the h' h . pays e role of the frustrated, . ". 19 way of love very weI\. is impaling the other on the pinhead of their own value system: How's Hunter IS amazmg In thiS . She is a master at h' . . just by the expression on her f H S . owmg everthmg she IS ace. er character IS one wh d 'tk ow what she really wants in a relationshi D h 0 oesn n this person going tu affect my job? To hell with love, sex , relationships Altman or the flash dlld good I k fPG' oes s e want the substance of '. 00 So runtck" and OJll that old-fashioned. meaningful garbage This is the '80s, and it's a On top of everything else. the movie is side-s '. . . TOP: From left, Albert Brooks, Holly Hunter and William Hurt star in that hard at a film in a long time pllttlDg I haven t laughed dog-eat-dog world out there. Trust no one but yourself. So I walked out James Brooks' romantic comedy, "Broadc

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What we're talking about here All lectures will be held at the Saint Strauss, director of restoration, Fox servation and the Role Landmarks is a list that needed to be looked at Louis Art Museum in Forest Park on Theatre; (8 pm ) - "St. Louis Lost," Have Played," presented by Car­ that was located within arm's Wednesdays, 7-9 pm, Feb. 17 _ presented by Mary Bartley, writer, April 20 . reach. olyn Toft, executive director of "West End Word." Landmarks Association of St. Louis, When I heard the story, I decided Featured topics include: March 30 (7 pm) ~ "Soulard," pre­ Inc. ; (8 pm ) -"Forest Park," presen­ to check it out on my own . It's not Feb. 17 (7 pm) - "Separation of S1. sented by Karl Pettit of Mackey and ted by Caroline Loughlin and that I don't trust Miss X; I just Louis City and County in 1878 ," pre­ Associates architectural firm; (8 Catherine Anderson, co-authors of a haven't had the opportunity to do sented by Dr. Neal Primm, UM-St. pm) - "Lafayette Square," presen­ book on Forest Park. any irtvestigative reporting for a Louis history professor and author ted by TomKeay. long time. Investigative reporting, of "Lion of the Valley" , a book on St. March 9 (7 pm ) - "Anabasis and April 6 (7 pm, Missouri Historical by the way, is a journalistic Louis history; (8 pm ) _ Katabasis," presented by Mon­ Society) - Dr. Neal Primm will euphemism that means, "lying to "Freeholders: Reorganization and signor Sal L. Polizzi of St. Roch's deliver the final lecture. get information." 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FEMUAAY New Record Continues In The Tull Tradition 'er sketch of -On\t'(Ine who has made by Kris Embry stations in various cities, held ·lis· excellent guitar work by Martin . re ~ si o n on An derson It IS an Imp - d ' th ' music reviewer tening parties' in radio stations in Barre. The LP ends with "Raising . ' de as con\'evt' tn IS Steam," a tight rock number done in c\'1derson S I · . 1. Windmills of the Gods, tl'l Sidney S;le,Gc,r- ;W arner .:,.l qc which fans were given a chance to ~~lease . as all of t he ~ o ngs o n the LP the style with which Jethro Tull fans Story of a woman trappen ':JV :nternallonal (,/Slllrrir, The Crest of a Knave listen to the music proposed for the were composed by hwl. Jethro Tull LP and then give the band their are p~obably most familiar. 2. Calvin and Hobbes, by 8 111 Wil ~f? r sonA n c1 r i"WS \':~,l'o f" ,;, opin-ion of the content. Lyrically, the songs cover some This is definit ely one of the b~ st Parker. 5595 ! CartcX)lls about !n., life oi a , 1:1'; b,v Rarely does any band release an The songs the people liked were interesting topics as well. In " Farm LPs of the year. and pleasurable ~ IS - album which, upon first listen, make used on the LP, This input was a fac­ on the Freeway," a man laments . To hear a band per fo !';mng 3. The Far Side Observer, t:'! r,;ary Larson 'A [1rirf~""S ~.' ,~/J"·t' S­ tenmg. , d ' th' Parker. 55.95) Latest Far Slae cartoons as strong an impression as does tor in the order that the songs having sold his family's farm to music such as is co ntalne In IS "The Crest of a Knave," the latest appeared on the LP as well. make way for freew'ay construction: release, is a welcome re lief form 4. Billy and the Boingers Bootleg, by Be r k~' B redt"~, ~ " LP from Jethro Tull. All of the people who participated Anderson sings, "What do I want the commerrialized and . syn­ Brown, S7 95) Latesl Sioon: County car1rJOrs . Jethro Tull has been a major are listed on the album sleeve with with a million dollars and a pickup thesized 'pop' soond thil t dominate ,', 5. Garden of Shadows, by C V Ararews iPoeket 54 "J-, musical force for many years, prob­ Ian Anderson's thanks. This truck, when I left my farm near the freeway," . '. Beginning of the horror lh?t tJ€sel the Dollanganger Ci "',!, ably best known for vocalist and approach apparently worked well the FM airwaves . Although nO one flautist Ian Anderson .. Anderson is for this release. However, the idea "Budapest" tells of a female will come away from t hl" release 6. A Season on the Brink, llv John Fe:f'st81" I r ' reS I[~ e SJ ':-D the main creative force behind of average radio listeners having athlete Anderson met on the road humming a cat c h ~' tune, it IS dl[' " Indiana UnrverS liy s basKet')"ii le ar, (Jup ng the \ 98') · En 'i( ''';' ,':' such a major influence on an artist's Jethro Tull. writing powerful rock with the band. Lyrics like, "She ficult not to com e away WIthou t a work, particularly a musician of 7, Catmopolitan, by Hene Huc.hb""':j IPocket S9 9=) , 'i" r'1Il',;u' and roll songs that are both wouldn't make lov~, but she made a lasting impression o f wha t the band n musically and lyrically strong. Anderson's quality. makes me look at Cilts 'Jslng Cusm o ~{)iot ar. llagilzl e as rn OC ei good sandwich," present an has accomplished here. Their innovative approach to rock nervous, interesting and memorable charac- 8. Red Storm Rising, oy Tom D ancy (Berkley 54 015, Russ,;:I1'" music. utilizing an almost "The Crest of a Knave" is per­ plan a malar assau ~ on Ihe 1/'/ e,,1 classically orchestrated arrange­ formed well and continues in the 9, The Eyes of the Dragon, IN Stephen Krng ', SIgnet "IAL S.l ') ' ment of their songs, has brought TulJ tradition. 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• "Com'munication Skl/.IS for Leaders" Fifth in a series of eight skill building workshops for • A financial aid workshop will • Women's Basketball: River­ worrren vs. Quincy College at student leaders, this progr?m Friday be held for students and area focuses on facilitating effective 5:30 p.m . All sports events are residents in room 229 of the J.C. communication between mem­ 5 Penney Bu ilding from 7 -9 p, m, held in the Mark Twain Building bers of an organization. M~ . Each workshop will include step­ on the UM-St. Louis campus, Admissio'n to , men's and C thy Burack will present thiS ences with people of similar by-step instructions f0r complet­ • . ADULT CHILDREN OF women's basketba:1 games is $4 w~r'kshoP at 1 :00 p.m. in 78 ~.C . ALCOHOLICS GROUP background. Six sessions. two ing the 1988-89 American for reserved seats, $3 for adults Penney. For more informatIOn (SERIES). If one or both of your hours each. Leave your name, College Testing's Family Finan­ and $1.50 for children and senior call Ex, 5536. parents were alcoholic you may address and/ or phone number in cial Statement, as well as dtizens, Call 553-5641 for '~ ~ have a view of yourself and a way the office and schedule a pre­ highlight the various types of more information, of looking at the world around group interview. This workshop financial aid available in the you that is different from that of is from 2-4 p.m, For more infor­ 1988-89 academic ' year. For people with a different history. mation, call 553-5711, more information call 5,53- Your self-esteem may be low. 6397, • Horizons is offering a pre­ You may be trying to guess at group interview for an upcoming what normal is, This group will workshop for adult children of provide information and give you alcoholics, Those interested can a place to share common experi- call 553-5711, ~ I Tuesday

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• A Financial aid w orkshop will • Racquetball Tournament; - ---...... ,111 !-=~_T_h_u_rS_d_a_Y J • "1987 Income Tax Assis· be held for students and area tance" will be the topic of this One-night event/4 per team. residents in room 229 of the J, C. Deadline for sign up is Tuesday. week's Creative aging to be aired Penney Building from 7-9 p,m. Begins February 15-20, the at 7:30 p.m, on KWMU (90.7 FM). Each workshop will include step­ Special guests will be Dr. Lindell times will be announced. All by step instructions for complet­ intramural activities are free and P. Chew, Insturctor in the School ing the 1988-89 American open to all students, facutly, and of Business Administration and College Testing's Family Finan­ • The UM -St. Louis Psychology Ms, Vicky Peake, Co-cordinator staff. Whether you have a team, cial Statement as well as Organization will meet at 12:30 of the VITA tax service. or you are an individual player highlight the the various types of ' wantir>G ,0 join one, UM-St. Louis p.m. in room 337 Stadler Hall. AI! financial aid available in the Intram ... :dls has something for who are interested are 1988-89 academic year, For you! In addition~ the program pro­ welcome, more information call 553- vides an opportunity to earn ~[f3l ~M~o -nd-a-Y 6397. ______money as a referee. For more information, contact: INTRAMURAL DEPARTMENT 203 Mark Twain Building 553- 5125 .

• U M-St. Louis will offer a variety of video credit courses. Call 553-5370 for more information, ------+110 1Wednesday

• " Career Planning and Resume Writing for Education Majors" is the topic of a workshop offered by the Stu· dent National Education Association. Ms. Margaret O'Connor will offer tips on place­ ment files, recommendations, resume writing andiob hu ~ ting . , The workshop will be heM lin the • Zeta Tau Alpha will be selling Marillac Hall Conference Room balloons for Valentine's Day in at 7:30 O.m , Call Dr, Cohen (EX. the U-Center lobby. The balloons 6082) for more information. will be delivered orcan be picked up on Friday, February 12, with all proceeds gOing to the St. Louis Heart Association. If you • Swimming: UM-St. Louis vs . • Men's Basketball: Rivermen have any questions please call vs. Quincy College at 7:30 p.m. St. Louis University at 7 p.m. Free 569-2856 or EX, 6138. admission. " • "

This Valentine's Day, send your friends and loved ones a Current classified " note. Submit your message at anyone of the th ree Cu rrent classified boxes: . " Lucas Hall, University Center or the Blue Metal Office Building. The dead­ line is Friday, Feb~~ary 5th. Ifs free! ~------~~------~------.------~~ ' f'< SPORTS February 4, 1988 CURRENT page 11

' .. Rivermen Win Over SEMO WOMEN . _ oN" .... ATHLETES ARE . . ~ With Plitz On The .Free Throw Line ' '\ HONORED .-~,. .

Former Olympian and St. " It's an excellent opportunity Louis native Penny Taylor was to recognize the accom- , .' he featured guest at the Univer­ plishments of our female stu " "'. sity of Missouri- St. Louis' dent athletes for what they have < ecognition of National Women done both on and off the court, " .'.' . ' 'n Sports Day on Wednesday, said UM - S1. Louis Assistan~ .~:~: .. february 3. Athletic Director Denise " ­ The event was recognized last Silvester. 'lear for the first time and is Twenty-one of the 37 student annually celebrated on Feb- athletes were recognized for uary 4. However, the Univer­ having a cumulative grade point v:~ sity recognized their female average of 3.0 or above (on a student athletes in conjunction scale of 4.0). with the UM - St. Louis -verses­ "Knowing that there are so .:.. Southwest Baptist University many difficulities in trying to be. • home basketball game. an athlete and going to school, I ,·, Taylor presented certificates by Pam Watz Missouri State (10-12 overall,2-4 think it's a great accomplish- -., of achievement to 37 UM - St. sports editor in the MIAA), on Saturday, Feb­ ment," said Silvester. "It has . : ruary 6. Louis female student athletes gotten tougher because of the .­ who were recognized for both Down by six points at "I think our players realize expanding and tougher: ~ their scholastic and athletic halftime, the game came down that to maintain our competition. " achievements . .". to being tied at the last ten position,(second in the MIA A) Basketball honorees are The special guest was no seconds when Eric Love took an we have to win," said Coach Rich Raquel Anderson, Nancy Hop­ stranger to outstanding feats of off ,balance shot and missed. Meckfessel. "If a team is not per,Grace Masters, Kelly O'Neil athletic and management and Kris Wilmes her. Chris Pilz caught the rebound ready to play, they can lose to 0>;;- achievement. The Webster and was fouled at the four anybody in the league." Soccer honorees include Rita Northeast previously Groves High School and Purdue Allmeyer, Donna Barbaglia, second mark. University graduate was a mem­ At the free throw line, Pilz defeated the Rivermen 74-73 in Cherri Barr, Kathy Casso, Sue ber of the 1948 Olympic Swim made his first shot which put the S1. Louis on January 13 Steve Daerda, Stephanie Gab bert, Team, a gold and bronze medal team ahead by one point. Pilz Liford, now out for a year due to Kathy Guinner, Mary Pat winner in the breaststroke at the .. missed his second shot and the a knee injury, hit a three point Timme, Amy Wibbenmeyer and 1951 Pan American Games and a buzzer buzzed as' time ran out. shot at the buzzer to give the Jennifer Zingg. finalist for the prestigious Sul­ That was the scene on Satur­ Bulldogs the win. The Rivermen Softball honorees are Laurie livan Award in 1951. day; January 30 in the Mark blew a 59-49 lead with 11:35 Aldy , Marlene Burle, Linda " She has stayed very active in Twain gym when UM - St. Louis remaining in the contest and Rogoz, Carrie Syberg and the development of American beat Central Missouri State 67- were led by Eric Love and Melanie Wynn. swimmers since her days as a 66. Kevin Brooks. Swimming honorees are national champion. Taylor was Last week, the team suffered a Junior guard Jeff Wilson is Marianne Brummel, Cynthia the first woman to serve on the disappointing two point loss to back in action after recovering Panetti and Linda Vogel. board of directors of the Southeast Missouri State on from a hip point injury. Coach Honorees for tennis include , American Swimming Coaches Wednesday, January 27. Kevin Meckfessel said he is healthy Ann Linkul,Nancy Sedej and Association and was manager of Brooks was the highest scorer in and is making a big contribution Nancy Tao. ~ to the team. the 1984 United States Olympic Volleyball honorees are Carla that game with 21 points and 7 Swim Team. She has been the rebounds. "It's good to have him back," Addoh, Julie Boedefeld:; head coach of the Parkway Swim Picked to finish second in the Meckfessel said. "He's shot well Jaquetta Bonney, Jean Daeh~ Club for the past 13 years and MIAA Conference, the UM - St. all year and as teams give Eric Chris DeHass, Karen Ellingson~ serves on several national and Louis RiYJ!rmen (12-6 overall, 5- (Love) more defensive atten­ Sharon Morlock,' Julie Muich, state committees. 2 in the M{AA), have not let their tion, we will have to have more Rene Reimer and Geri Wilson. fans down halfway througb the scoring out of Jeff." ~~=~=--~------.:...:---.:-.:..-.:...::.:=....-=------~- -Rene,Rowe conference season. MEN'S BASKETBALL: Kevin Brooks slam dunks the ball into The second half of the confer­ the net. ence season begins this week as the Rivermen host Southwest RIVER WOMEN HOPE TO Baptist (9-10 overall, 3-4 in the MIAA), and journey to Northeast ADVANCE IN THE MIAA Do You Like VOG T SCORES HIGH CONFERENCE Sports? Adams, Appelbaum and Jose by Ariel Lestat by Pam Watz Sanzcagero won the 200 free If you are interested sports editor Lifetime and season best relay. '. "Stuart winning highest in writing about swims by Dan Bollini combined The Riverwomen. 8-10 with Stuart Vogt's four first points was a pleasant surprise," overall, are holding on to fifth said Liston. "Equally satisfying UM-St. Louis place finishes lead the River­ place in the MIAA Conference was Dan Bollini being second men to a third place finish in the after losing to Southeast Mis­ Sports highest scorer in individual Washington Uni vers ity souri State. 70-64, and Central events. Dan is doing extremely Invitational. The meet, hosted Missouri State. 80 -49 last week. well and it is nice to see the please contact by Washington University last "We didn·t play bad," said depth the program is weekend, consisted of nine Coach Mike Larson. ;'We took men's teams and 10 women's developing." Southeast Missouri State (the Pam UM - St. Louis Riverwomen at teams. The squad from UM - St. tenth nationally ranked team), Louis placed swimmers in every held their own competition into overtime but we just 553-5174 event for the men and 60 percent against much larger squads and couldn't get into the offense." of the events for the women. placed fifth out of ten teams. This week, the women hope to Marianne Brummel won the Stuart is nationally ranked in move up into the fourth place or 1650 and' placed second in the drop by the the 50, and 100 freestyle and the ranking as they travel to 100 fly. Both Dan Bollini and 500 freestyle. Season best times Kirksville and take on !';urtheast were turned in by other Tom Adams are ranked in the 50 Missouri State (5-13 overall, 3-3 Current Office women. freestyle as well. in the MIAA), on Saturday, Feb­ located in room 1 "Our women continue to sur­ The high scorer for UM - st. ruary 6 and host Quincy College prise other schools with the of the Louis and for the entire meet on Monday, February 8. Game strength they show for such a Blue Metal was junior Stuart Vogt. Vogt won time is 5:30 p.m. small team and I am not a~ shoc­ the 200 1M with a new school ·'It·s almost two must wins for Office Building ked as they are because I know record of 2:00.90. He also scored us," said Larson. they are tough and love the • points for the 100 fly, and the 100 Probable starters for the challenge of defeating larger and 200 freestyle. games include Kris Wilmes her, schools," Liston commented. Bollini won the 100 backstroke guard, junior; Lisa Houska, The next meet for the men's and the 50 freestyle while plac­ guard, freshman; Kathy squad will be at Northeast Mis­ ing second in the 200 backstroke Rubach. center, junior; Denise souri State UniverSity on Satur­ and third in the 200 freestyle. Calfin, forward, freshman; and day, February 6. The final dual Vogt and Bollini combined Grace Masters, forward, meet of the season is with S1. with Steve Appelbaum and senior, Louis University on February 10 Adams to win the 400 free relay Masters has changed her at the SLU complex. and established a new school game since December and has record. The squad of Vogt, been an important factor this season, " ' "r think she has improved because she is playing more," said Larson. "She's been given Rivermen Take First Rene Rowe more responsibility and she has , t put it all together'" by Pam Watz and Eastern Illinois 3-0. In the responded She probably has WOMEN'S BASKETBALL: Kathy Rubach takes a leaping jump sports editor semifinals, the Rivermen bea~ Goalkeeper Jeff Robben was been our most steady player and shot against tenth natonally ranked Southeast Missouri State. Western Illinois 6-2. and in the named "Most Valuable Player" she has also stayed away from j>~~ State. Wilmes he : ' The UM - st. Louis 1987-88 championship game, UM - St. of the tournament for the second mjunes. (5 .9 rebounds per game), fourth Missouri Men's Soccer Team took first Louis stomped on Rockhurst year in a row. in steals (24) and fourth in scored ' 22 pOints against place in an indoor soccer tourna­ College 4-1. Goals were scored " His concentration level ha~ The Hazelwood Central assists (26). ment this past weekend. by Mike Hennessy, Paul been great and he kept us in graduate came into this season The junior guard from Linn. , Southeast Missouri State and 16 The tournament was played at Bielicki, Boyd Bucheck and every game," said Dallas. as a 38 percent career field goal Missouri. Kris Wilmesher. agamst Central Missouri State .~ Dellwood Indoor Soccer Club . Mike Gallagher. "I wanted to win because I shooter. Masters is second on became the first Riverwoman She hit seven out of 14 thre ~ '. and conSisted of 16 teams. "This has been a scrappy wanted to prove we have a good the team this year with a 50.9 this year to win the MIAA Con ­ point shots for the week and fou r­ In the first round. the men bunch but they really have had a team," Robben said. "1 think we percent mark and is also second ference -- Player of the Week" of seven in her season high 22 beat Drake University 5-0, good season." said coach Don proved it this weekend." on the team in scoring (10 .9 award. She shares the award point effort against Southeast .. Southwp,t Mi<;s()llri St'ltf' 6-2 fl'>II "" "Thev worked hard and points per game). rebounding with Kelly Leintz of Northwest .' Missouri State, . F e bruarv 4. 1988 . page 12 CURRENT University Program Board Presents Activities for Winter 1988 at UM-St. Louis UPB VIDEO WED"ESDAY SU MMIT "ETWORK "00" LIVE SttOWCfiSE I . I Februay 4 I February 1 thru 5 February 3 MARY WONG - COM EDY TEAM , Woody Allen Double Feature STACY JOHNSON RADIO DAYS & HANNAH and HER SISTERS and the BROADWAY RHYTHM February 11 LANCE CROUTIHIER - COMEDIAN- February 8 thru 12 February 10 DRAGNET & THE BLUES BROTHERS THE INFRARED ROCKERS February 18 RONDElL SHERIDAN - COMt:DIAN February 15 thru 19 February 17 Dennis Quaid in the 80' s ELAN February25 HOOSIERS & BLUE VELVET DAVID " NASTY" NAST ER February 24 February 22 thru 26 THE BOZMAN TWINS March 3 SPACE BALLS & LITTLE SHOP of HORRORS ELECTRONIC ZOOT SUIT - COMEDY TEAM March 2 February 29 thru March 4 THE PERFECT FIT Mach 10 GOTCHA! & NO WAY OUT "THE FUNNY BONE ON TOUR" March 9 FEATURING STEVE RIZZO March 7 thru 11 JIMMY lEE NADINE & DIRTY DANCING March 17 March 16 SPRING BREAK (NO SHOWCASE) I, March 14 thru 18 SPRING BREAK (NO BAND) . I SPRING BREAK (NO FilMS) March 24 ,i . March 23 JEDDA JONES - COM EDIENE March 21 thru 25 TO BE ANNOUNCED HAMBURGER HILL & PLATOON March 31 April 6 LIVE GIRLS ON STAGE! (JOKING) March 28 thru April 1 TO BE ANNOUNCED BEVERLY HILLS COP I & II \ April 7 April 13 WE CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH April 4 thru8 RONDO-BLUES DELUXE A Comedy Game Show Where You RAISING ARIZONA & BABY BOOM Can Win Real Money April 20 April 11 thru 15 FAIRCHILD April 14 ROBO COP & PREDATOR "THE FUNNY BONE ON TOUR" April 27 FEATURING VIC HENLEY April 18 thru 22 MIRTH DAY 1988 ROXANNE & THE PRINCESS BRIDE April 21 TIM CAVANAUGH April 25 thru 29 and his RE AL RUBBER SNAKE THE BIG EASY & BODY HEAT April 28 ~ May 2 thru 6 "EXT WEEK THE BLIZZARD OF BUCKS SUMMER SCHOOL AND • • • • A Comedy Game Show Where You Could ~S~U~M~~~E ;~;=RE=T ~OF~MY=S~UC~CE~SS~~~U_P_B_V_I D-E-O- -'" ~ ~ ~ ~W~E~D~w~~~a~~th~~MD~ one~~~o~~ca~n G~rab~! ~~

sttOWCfiSE " ETWORK "00" LIVE Comedy from .... February 8th thru the 12th THE INFRARED LANCE MOVIE of th" WEEK ROCKERS ~ CROUTHER DOUBLE FEfiT(J ~EI f\\~ Wednesday, February 10th DRAGNET & 11 :30 a.m. - 1 :30 p.m. University Center Lounge THE BLUES BROTHERS ROCKWORLD Daily Showings YOUR CAMPUS MUSIC COHHECTIOH in the Lookout Lounge Monday 3:30 - 4:30 p.m. Tuesday 11 :00 - Noon Monday 12:00 - 3:30 p.m. Wednesday 4:30 - 5:30 p.m. Tuesday 12:00 - 3:30 p.m. Thursday 1 :00 - 2:00 p.m. Friday 12:30 - 1 :30 p.m. I Thursday, February 11 th Wednesday 5:30 - 9:00 p.m. 12:30 p.m. - 1 :30 p~m. Thursday 2:00 - 5:30 p.m. Summit Lounge Friday 9:00 - 12:30 p.m. IN THE VIDEO lOOKOUT LOUNGE

The University Program Board has Positions Available for Any Student Interested

- in Assisting with-the Selection and Prese~tation of Programs at UM-St. Lo uis For More Information and A pplications Contact the Office of Student A ctivities Room 21 Room 250 University Center