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“ Far and Sure.” [R egistered as a N ew spaper.] No. 150. Vol. V I.] Price Twopence. FRIDAY, JULY 28th , 1893. [Copyright.] iOi. 6d. ter Annum , Post Free. Aug. 4 & 5.— Royal We^T Norfolk : Summer Meeting. Aug. 5.— Littlestone : August Meeting. Redhill and Reigate : Club Medal. Rochester Ladies’ v. Eltham (at Eltham). Seaton Carew : Gray Trophy. Chester : Committee’s Cup. Brighton and Hove : Monthly Medal. Woodford : Captain’s Prize. Leicester : Monthly Medal. Tooting: Monthly Medal. London Scottish : Monthly Medal. Aldeburgh : Summer Meeting. Aug. 5 & 7 .- Lytham and St. Anne’s : Summer Meeting. Aug. 5, 7, and following days.— St. George’s (Sandwich) : August Meeting. Aug. 5, 7 & 8.— Felixstowe : Second Summer Meeting. Aug. 7.— Cheadle : Summer Meeting. Rochester : Oakleigh Challenge Cup. West Lancashire : August Meeting. Chester : The Yerburgh Challenge Cup. Woodford : Club Handicap. Royal Liverpool: Summer Meeting. Royal Isle of W ight: Summer Meeting. July [29.— Knutsford : Summer “ Bogey.” Aug. 7 & 8.— Hunstanton : Summer Meeting and Monthly Medal. Crookham : Monthly Medal. Rochester Ladies : “ Bogey ” Medal. Aug. 9, 10, 11, 12.— Glamorganshire: Monthly Medal. Cheadle : Fourth Summer Medal. Aug. 12. —Sutton Coldfield : Monthly Medal. Ilkley : Monthly Medal. Southport: Monthly Medal. Weston-Super-Mare : Monthly Medal. Crookham: “ Bogey” Competition. Seaton Carew : Thomson Medal. Knutsford : Monthly Competition. West Lancashire : Monthly Competition. Cumbrae : Monthly Medal. Buxton and High Peak : Monthly Medal. Weston-Super-Mare Ladies : Monthly Medal. Royal Wimbledon : Monthly Medal. Seaton Carew : Club Cup and Monthly Handicap. Taplow : Monthly Medal. R. & R. Clark : Prizes (Musselburgh). Royal West Noifolk : Monthly Medal. Formby : Monthly Subscription Prizes. Huddersfield : Monthly Medal. Leasowe: Monthly Meeting. Royal Guernsey : Monthly Medal. Buxton and High Peak : The Fortnightly Medal. Islay : Monthly Medal. Guildford : Monthly Handicap. Sidcup : Monthly Medal. Bowdon : Monthly Medal. West Cornwall Ladies’ : Monthly Medal. Royal Isle of Wight : Monthly Medal. Fdtham Ladies : Monthly Medal. Staines: Monthly Medal. Ealing v. Burnham (at Ealing). Aug. 14. — Cumbrae : Ladies’ Medal. Headingley v. Bradford (at Headingley). Aug. 18.— Ealing Ladies : Monthly Medal. Aug. 19.— Harrogate : Monthly Medal. AUGUST. Rochester Ladies : Monthly Medal. Aug. 19.— Willesden : Monthly Medal. Aug. 1.— Royal Cornwall Ladies : Monthly Medal. Rochester : Monthly Medal. Carnarvonshire : Monthly Medal. R. & R. Clark : Medal (Braids). Aug. 2.— Blackheath Ladies : Monthly Medal. West Lancashire : Monthly Competition (Class 2). Aug. 3 & 4.— Littlehampton : Summer Meeting. Wakefield : Monthly Medal. Aug. 3, 4 & 5.— Innerleven : Summer Meeting ; Amateur Champion Mid-Surrey : Monthly Medal. Gold Medal. Wimbledon Ladies : Monthly Medal. Aug. 4.— Clacton-on-Sea: Monthly Medal. Royal Dublin : Monthly Medal. Royal Cornwall: Monthly Medal. Seaford : Monthly Medal. St. Andrews, N.B. R U SACK’S HOTEL, TH E MARINE (on the Links). The Golf Metropolis— Parties boarded. Special terms to R A N D ALL’S GUINEA GOLF BOOTS are now worn by all the Golfers and families. W. Rusack, Proprietor and Manager. Tele grams :—Rusack, St. Andrews, N.B. Telephone No. 1101. leading players—And give the greatest satisfaction. 338 GOLF July 28, 1893. “ Yes,” said Jones, “ a Golf steward, just like the stewards at MY FELLOW-GOLFERS. sea. Just think a minute. You must know very well that what ninety-nine men out of a hundred suffer from in a round is suppressed rage. The game is too much for them, the XVII.— Jones on Golf Stew ards, with the L am en t seQuence of events too all-unutterably provoking. Look at able Moral D eclension of th e H on. and R ev. old ‘ Bubbly-Jock’ with his eyes starting out of his head, and Mr. N im in y-Pim iny. his face all swollen and purple. Look at Col. Phillipson, whose countenance has turned a sort of livid green. Look at I found ah old piece of note-paper inside one of the club hundreds of others in the same predicament. Every one of books the other day, with the following thoughts scribbled on these is trying to bottle up his wrath for fear of making an it by some unknown hand : — open fool of himself. He is boiling with rage within, or morose, wretched and sulky. Now what all right-minded ‘ ‘ There is no use denying i t ; Golf is a wicked, demoralising persons surely should wish for is that these poor sufferers game, expressly invented by— :veil never ?nind by whom, to should get rid of the perilous stuff which is weighing on their show up human weakness ; to give a natural and easy outlet to hearts, and so far from being hindered they ought to be original sin ; to ruin hitherto spotless reputations ; to promote encouraged to do so.” “ Oh ! ” says I. envv, hat re l, m ilice an l arl uncharita'demss ; to occupy maids “ Yes,” says Jones. “ And here comes in that noble institution whole heart to the exclusion of everythin« else in or out of the the Golf steward. His duty is to persuade the victim to ex universe ; to increase the number of deserted wives ; to separate plode and have done with it.” the eligible Darby from the expectant foan ; to—there there, I laughed. “ My dear Jones,” I said, “ do you mean to say out on the hateful, corrupting, loathsome, delicious, fascinating, you would encourage a man to set to and ‘ sweir at lairge’ man-destroying thing ; out on it I say, with a zvanion ! " whenever he was in a rage.” “ My dear sir,” was the reply, “ be so good as to observe that “ Look at that stout, middle-aged man, stamping violently, I don’t encourage rage at all. I only recognise it as taking his face all convulsed with passion. Listen to those furious possession of almost everyone who plays Golf, and that most injurious efforts are generally made to suppress it. Now, the curses of zvhich he will be horribly ashamed afterwards. Do first thing is to accept the situation, and to treat the case from you know that all this hullabaloo is simply because he has the purely philosophic standpoint. You must have read ‘ Rab found his ball in a print male by a horse s foot. That blasphe and his Friends.’ ” mous lunatic, my good sir, is a sober business man in ordinary “ Yes,” said I. life ; a good churchman ; a generous philanthropist ; one of the “ And you must remember what fighting (both of dogs and really excellent of the earth, off the links; and look at him now ; men, if I recollect right) is called in that immortal little a moral object-lesson. Pooh, pooh ! don't tell me Golf had its volume ?” “ I forget,” I said. origin in Holland. Pooh pooh ! I say, the place from which “ Well, fighting is described as ‘ intense energy in action, in this sulphurous soul-destroying game sprang is obvious enough." watching which all boys and men have a natural and not a wicked interest.’ ” u Who is it speaks of the malignity of inanimate objects ? “ Anan ?” says I. Whoever it was spoke nothing but the truth, for that malignity “ The thing lies in a nutshell. Just as fighting is only intense is a pact, a horrid, preternatural fact. These so-called in energy in action, so swearing is merely intense emotion in animate things live, yes and they do their best to make man's solution,” says Jones, with one of his Queer smiles, and looking life intolerable. Do you remember how Sir Walter Scott's at me over the top of his pince-nez. papers and letters always hid themselves deliberately ? I f you I laughed, and he went on—“ Yes, and in watching this process of solution human nature generally takes don't you had better read the “journals." And will you seriously a natural and not a wicked interest. Now, think of tell me that a Golf ball is not a living thing, and that it doesn't the excellence of this institution of the Golf steward. Let laugh and mock, and sneer, and lie of set purpose in ruts and us take only one case out of hundreds that we might behind hillocks, and in hoof prints, and between stones, and instance. Let us start with the hypothesis that the par plunge wilfully into whins and burns and ditches and bunkers ? ticular golfer we will Quote is a very human being, more or Man, man, I tell you that ball lives just as much as you do, less in love with himself (as we all are); out of training because of his sedentary daily life ; with nerves that don’t get any and that it is far more wicked, and ten thousand times more stronger as he grows older ; with a liver probably, or something knowing than you ; and why ? Because it is possessed by the a little physically wrong somewhere, and a brain that is con very Spirit of Evil himself, and it rejoices zvith fiendish glee stantly overtaxed with everyday worries, such as impudent when Johnson jumps furiously on it, and Allenby kicks it, and servants ; bills sent in twice and he can’t find the old receipts ; Cat or swears madly at it, and Matthews sulks half the day son just beginning to sow a neat little crop of wild oats ; roof about it, and Gregson snaps his club across his knee zvith a wild leaking ; drains out of order ; rascally miser of a landlord ; malediction, and Benson, orthodox, straight-walking Benson, begging-letters ; misunderstanding about some matter of busi ness, and so forth. that pattern of decent, Church-going respectability, pretends “ Well, off he starts for the links. He is in need of rest as not to mind his licking, but all the time his heart is raging well as change; so he passes the whole of the first night sitting like a volcano, and there is nothing he would like half so much upright in a third-class carriage jammed up with two sporting as to slit his opponent's weasand zvith a good sharp Malay men, some riotous sailors, and a red-nosed widow who absorbs kris." ardent spirits and takes peppermint to conceal it,” says Jones, with a grin.