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[email protected] 310-888-3200 COMMERCIAL PARODY: STRONGER THAN FAMILY Beck Bennett, Cecily Strong, Kenan Thompson, Aidy Bryant, Mikey Day, Alex Moffat, Melissa Villasenor, Kyle Mooney, and Kate McKinnon EXT. HOME DINING PATIO - EVENING A family sits silently around a table. Their plates are brimming with food. CECILY, KENAN, and AIDY sit awkwardly. BECK narrates. BECK (V.O.) Dixie® brand paper products understand you’ve got a lot on your plate already. CECILY But sweetheart, Jesus has a plan. Aidy rolls her eyes at this, and crosses her arms. KENAN Don’t take that tone with your mother. AIDY I didn’t even say anything! KENAN Go to your room, young lady! EXT. BACKYARD BBQ - DAY MIKEY stands uncomfortably as ALEX and MELISSA stare him down, angrily. BECK (V.O.) With family, friends and a divisive political climate, the art of dinner conversation has gone the way of the land line: extinct. ALEX Dude, you’ve known Maria since we were 25. Why would you say that? MIKEY It’s just one guy’s opinion. MELISSA You don’t really believe that, do you? 3. INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT KYLE piles food onto his plate, angrily. KATE judges him relentlessly. BECK (V.O.) But in this unreliable time of defriending people on Facebook for their political views, Dixie remains a truly bipartisan product. KYLE What if the children find it, Linda? KATE Then maybe it’s nature’s way of saying we shouldn’t have children? BECK (V.O.) Carrying the left and right, the red, and the blue, we’ll be there to keep your meal together when you’re relationships start falling apart.