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The Royal Corps of Signals THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 THE AND MEMORIAL SCROLL

INTRODUCTION

The Elizabeth Cross and Memorial Scroll has been approved by Her Majesty The Queen as a new national award for the families of those who die on operations, or as a result of terrorism, in recognition of their tragic loss and sacrifice.

The Elizabeth Cross is made of hallmarked silver and is in the form of a cross with a laurel wreath passing between the arms. The arms of the cross bear floral symbols representing England (Rose), Scotland (Thistle), Ireland (Shamrock) and Wales (Daffodil). The centre of the Cross bears the crowned Cipher of Her Majesty The Queen. The reverse of the Cross will be engraved with the name of the Service person in whose memory it is granted. A miniature version of the Elizabeth Cross will also be granted. Both will be presented in a black leather style presentation box with the Royal Cipher on the lid and the Royal Coat of Arms on the inner silk lining.

The Memorial Scroll is on parchment style paper, headed with the Royal Coat of Arms and the following words: “This Scroll Commemorates …..... who gave his/her life fo rQueen and Country on…...” The Scroll will bear the signature of Her Majesty The Queen in the upper left hand corner.

ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA

The Elizabeth Cross and Memorial Scroll will be presented to the Next of Kin (NOK) of Armed Forces personnel who were serving or former members of the Regular and Reserve Armed Forces or the Royal Fleet Auxiliary when deployed in direct support of a designated operation and who died in the following circumstances:

1. Those who died from whatever cause whilst serving on a medal earning operation.

2. Medal earning operations are those in which deployed personnel received a Campaign Medal, General Service Medal or Operational Service Medal which demonstrated the risk and rigour involved. Operations where a UN, NATO or other international body or other nations’ campaign medal was accepted for wear, in the absence of a UK medal, also qualify.

3. Those who died as a result of an act of terrorism where the available evidence suggests that the Service person, whether on or off duty, was targeted because of his or her membership of the UK Armed Forces.

4. Those who died on a non-medal earning operational task where death has been caused by the inherent high risk of the task.

5. Those who died a subsequent and premature death as a result of an injury or illness attributed to the circumstances outlined above.

Deaths that occurred after 1 January 1948, or as a result of service in Palestine since 27 September 1945 will be recognised retrospectively. These dates reflect the fact that the Commonwealth War Graves Commission attributed deaths up to 1 January 1948 to World War II service (with the exception of Palestine).

APPLICATIONS – WE NEED YOUR HELP

The MOD Medal Office (MODMO) will attempt to contact the eligible NOK of all those known to qualify since 1 January 2000. For deaths in the period 1 January 1948 to 31 December 1999 the MODMO will not be attempting to contact the NOK. RHQ Royal Signals will make every effort to contact the NOK of all those in the Corps who we consider meet the eligibility criteria however we may not have up to date names and addresses of some NOK, particularly from the distant past. This is where we need your help. If you know of anyone who may qualify and the NOK details please contact the Regimental Secretary or Assistant Regimental Secretary whose details are on the Royal Signals Association page of The Wire. Final eligibility will be decided by MODMO.

Advice on NOK eligibility and application forms can be obtained from the Regimental Secretary or Assistant Regimental Secretary or submitted online at:

http://www.mod.uk/DefenceInternet/DefenceFor/Veterans/Medals or by post to: MOD Medal Office, Building 250, Imjin Barracks, Gloucester, GL3 1HW. Anyone applying directly is asked to keep RHQ Royal Signals informed.

PRESENTATION

The Elizabeth Cross and Memorial Scroll will be presented at an appropriate event under Army arrangements unless the NOK chooses to receive the award by recorded delivery post. All distant past applicants from overseas will receive their award by post.

HONOURS AND AWARDS

We congratulate the following who received an Award In the Armed Forces Operations Awards List in September 2009

For Service in National Operations

Queen’s Commendation for Valuable Service (QCVS)

Cpl SD Wilson 1 (RBY) Signal Squadron (SC) (V)

B HE WIRE, FEBRUARY 2008 October 2009 Vol. 63 No: 5 The Magazine of the Royal Corps of Signals Established in 1920 The Wire Editor

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As advised in the last edition, the Wire Office has now moved to Information 2 the ground floor of Armstrong Building in Blandford Camp. Our Movements 4 new telephone numbers are now active and should be used with immediate effect: Retirements 5

The Editor 01258 485249 News from Blandford 6 The Deputy Editor 01258 485248 News from Regiments 9 Our E mail addresses have not been changed by the move of the News from Squadrons 61 office. Other Units 73 The quantity of material submitted for this edition exceeded the Sport 79 maximum size of the magazine by a significant margin. As a result, I have had to be zealous and make some some major cuts The Royal Signals Association 86 in the material submitted. Unfortunately this has also meant that some good photographs have also been removed. I apologise to Donations 87 those whose hard work has not made it to the final proofs but do Last Post 91 not be deterred - keep sending articles and photographs to me. Obituaries 92 As Christmas approaches, readers may wish to know that the Royal Signals Shop in the Corps Museum is now open and Lost Communications 93 available for E-commerce on line at: Reunions 93 www.royalsignalsshop.com Miscellaneous Stories 94 The site offers the opportunity to buy books, children’s gifts, Corps items, crystal glass, jewellery, pewter, prints, silverware, Correspondence 95 statuettes and wall plaques. Advertisements 96 FRONT COVER

Maj Gen (Retd) David McDowall CBE marked the end of his 36 years of military service on 14 August by piping as the Lone Piper above Edinburgh Castle Esplanade at this year’s Tattoo.

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THE END OF PTARMIGAN

FAREWELL TO PTARMIGAN DTG:221200Z MONTH:JULY YEAR:2009

FROM:22 SIGNAL REGIMENT STAFFORD TO:HQ SOINC(A) BLANDFORD

HQ SOINC(A) FAO: SOINC(A), HQ 1 SIGBDE FAO COMD, HQLF FAO D CBM. 22 SIGNAL REGIMENT IS NOW COMPLETING OUR FINAL TASKING WITH PTARMIGAN THROUGH 222 SIGNAL SQUADRON SUPPORTING 11 LIGHT BRIGADE’S PRE-DEPLOYMENT MRX FOR OP HERRICK. AS EVER, THE CAPABILITY PROVIDED BY PTARMIGAN WAS ROBUST AND AT NO TIME DID ANY USER EXPERIENCE A SIGNIFICANT LOSS OF COMMUNICATIONS. AFTER 25 YEARS OF STERLING SERVICE, INCLUDING TWO GULF WARS, DEPLOYMENTS TO THE BALKANS AND EXTENSIVE EXERCISES IN THE UK AND SUPPORTING CORPS, DIVISIONAL, BRIGADE AND BATTLEGROUP HEADQUARTERES, PTARMIGAN HAS NOW REACHED THE END OF ITS USEFUL LIFE AND WILL BE TAKEN OUT OF SERVICE. 22 SIGNAL REGIMENT FORMED IOC IN APR 07 AND REACHED FOC AS A GS REGIMENT, LARGELY PTARMIGAN EQUIPPED IN DEC 07, BEFORE RE-ROLLING FOR OP HERRICK WHILST MAINTAINING 248 GURKHA SIGSQN AS A PTARMIGAN SQUADRON IN THE UK. 222 SIGSQN ARE NOW COMPLETING THE FINAL PTARMIGAN TRAINING SUPPORT TASK AND FITTINGLY, ENABLED BY ELEMENTS OF 217 SIGSQN IN THE FALCOM INTRODUCTION TEAM, WILL BE THE LEAD FALCON SQUADRON FOR THE CORPS – TAKING ONE SYSTEM OUT OF SERVICE AND BRINGING ANOTHER SYSTEM INTO SERVICE IN THE COMING YEAR. TO FORMALLY MARK THE END OF PTARMIGAN WHICH HAS BEEN AT THE HEART OF OUR CORPS CAPABILITY FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS, COMMANDING 222 SIGNAL SQUADRON, MAJOR IAN RODGER, ON BEHALF OF THE COMMANDING OFFICER 22 SIGNAL REGIMENT, COLONEL NEIL FISHER, REQUESTS THE SIGNAL OFFICER IN CHIEF (ARMY)’S PERMISSION TO CLOSE DOWN THE LAST EVER PTARMIGAN NETWORK. THIS WILL BE CONFIRMED WITH A FINAL PTARMIGAN CALL FROM THE COMMANDING OFFICER ON 24 JULY 2009 WHICH WILL ALLOW 22 SIGNAL REGIMENT TO SWITCH FOCUS ONTO SUPPORTING HQ ARRC AND CONVERSION TO FALCON, LEADING THE CORPS INTO A NEW ERA OF TRUNK COMMUNICATIONS.

CERTA CITO

DTG: 221300Z JUL 09 FROM: SOINC(A) BLANDFORD TO 22 SIGREGT STAFFORD

FAO: CO AND OC 222 SIG SQN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SIGNAL S2E/S2G 221200| JUL 09 REQUESTING MY PERMISSION TO CLOSE DOWN THE LAST EVER PTARMIGAN NETWORK. THIS MILESTONE MARKS THE END OF AN ERA FOR R SIGNALS WHICH STARTED WITH THE FIRST NETWORK BEING DEPLOYED BY 1 ARMD DIV HQ AND SIG REGT ON EX HIGHLAND MALT IN MARCH 85. PTARMIGAN WAS THE FIRST OPERATIONAL AREA SYSTEM TO BE DIGITAL, SECURE AND RESILIENT WITH A ROBUST MANAGEMENT SYSTEM. IT HAS PROVEN TO BE A BATTLE-WINNING EQUIPMENT OF WHICH THE CORPS CAN BE JUSTLY PROUD. OUR OFFICERS AND SOLDIERS HAVE ENSURED THAT COMMANDERS, THEIR STAFFS AND UNITS DEPLOYED ON TRAINING AND OPERATIONS HAVE BEEN PROVIDED WITH THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF SERVICE. THEIR LEADERSHIP, TRAINING, TECHNICAL PROFESSIONALISM AND TEAM WORK HAS BEEN AT THE CORE OF OUR SUCCESS. ON BEHALF OF ALL MEMBERS OF THE CORPS, I SEND YOU MY WARMEST CONGRATULATIONS ON DELIVERING OUR PTARMIGAN MISSION TO THE LAST AND GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO CLOSE THE REMAINING NETWORK FOR THE LAST TIME. I REQUEST YOU PASS ON MY SINCERE GOOD WISHES TO ALL THOSE FROM WITHIN THE REGIMENT WHO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN THIS HISTORIC EVENT AND I WISH YOU ALL WELL AS YOU NOW LEAD THE CORPS IN OUR PROCESS OF CONVERSION TO FALCON.

SOINC (A)

2 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 THEATRE TROOPS

Compared with the ’s centuries of history, Theatre radars can accurately identify enemy locations firing rockets Troops is a mere infant at only 8 years old. Its conception was artillery and mortars at friendly troops. With this information, RA the brainchild of Gen Sir Mike Jackson through the LANDMARK Unmanned Air Vehicles confirm the enemy grid reference with a project. However, this substantial and far reaching Division within real time live images, for the gun regts to strike. The fourth the Army is little understood by many, both Regular and TA, and battery (4/73 Battery) are special observers, trained to operate its current GOC, Maj Gen Bruce Brealey late RA, wishes greater deep inside hostile territory. Dismounted with lightweight understanding, especially by all Theatre Troops. cameras, lasers and sights they find the enemy and coordinate a strike using artillery guns, mortars, attack helicopters and fast The GOC describes Theatre Troops as: “Being responsible for the jets. glue which keeps the fighting formations supplied with all they need to fight, from postmen to physicians, from unmanned aerial 32 Regt RA soldiers are trained to fly the cutting edge Tactical vehicles to dog handlers, from port operators and railwaymen to Unmanned Air Vehicle (currently a UOR called HERMES 450 but explosive ordnance disposal”. soon to be the new Watchkeeper UAV). This is the British Army’s eye in the sky and is a unique piece of kit. Watchkeeper will have The LANDMARK project, which established HQ Land, addressed a deep battlefield surveillance capability, and will operate for 14 the issue of a number of disparate brigades and units that did not hours and travel up to 150km. Watchkeeper beams back real sit comfortably in the existing chain of command, by creating time video by day and night. This exceptionally specialised unit Theatre Troops. The HQ was formed on 31st August 2001 and trains RA soldiers to plan and fly missions, process the live video provides the essential ‘capabilities’, such as Intelligence, into intelligence, and maintain the complex equipment. Surveillance, Target Acquisition and Reconnaissance, deep strike, specialist engineers, communications, medical support, air The Engr Bde (8 Force Engr Bde) commands some highly defence and logistic re-supply – without which no UK military specialist units that are involved in air support, bomb disposal, operation can be successfully mounted. civil military cooperation and infrastructure support.

In essence when a 1 or 2 star formation is deployed, it will come 12 Air Support Group deals with the provision, repair and up with a shopping list of assets that are required for it to operate maintenance of any surface required to traffic aircraft, including successfully in the chosen theatre of ops. At the same time a aircraft sunshades and shelters. 170 Infrastructure Support Group force support structure will be designed that defines those force delivers infrastructure engineering support to deployed joint task elements which will support the in-theatre fighting troops and forces. The prime building block for supporting operational help them get in and out of the country. Theatre Troops will deployments is the Specialist Team Royal Engineers. These provide the force elements that make up this structure. Part of teams, once deployed, can call forward in-depth expertise from this structure would include theatre medical facilities, which teams that specialise in Materials Testing, Water Development, would be based around the Field Hospitals in 2nd Med Bde and Power Infrastructure and Bulk Petroleum. In addition an there are 3 regular and 10 territorial units to call on. A large important element of the structure is the TA community, proportion of the specialist staff within the hospital will be part consisting of teams covering Water, Power, Fuels, Rail and Ports time medical personnel called up from the NHS. The trade-off is infrastructure and Works teams similar to those of the regular that the NHS Trusts get back some very experienced personnel Army. These TA teams have a wealth of knowledge and who have performed trauma surgery in hostile conditions and experience available to them by virtue of their civilian employment who have had training that is of immense value to the public in and qualifications. the NHS. 29 Engr Group provides land support, with its main capability The role of the Log Bdes (101 and 102 Log Bdes) is to receive being Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) – that’s bomb disposal both troops and equipment into the theatre of ops, organise their to you and me. This is delivered by 3 units, 33 Engr Regt (EOD) in forward movement to the battle area along a line of Wimbish, 11 EOD Regt Royal Logistic Corps in Didcot and 101 communication of up to 750 km, then logistically sustain the Engr Regt (EOD) (V) in London. fighting formations and finally redeploy the force back to the UK base or on to subsequent ops. The Bdes would also be The Joint Civil Military Cooperation Group in Minley are also responsible for the setting up of field hospitals and evacuation of under comd but provide their capability to the Joint Task Force casualties from theatre. This description understates the role, HQ (JTF HQ). This all makes for a challenging work environment which involves complex logistic processes and requires a detailed where high calibre individuals thrive on the diversity and intensity plan for ammunition fuel, transport, prisoners of war, humanitarian of work. assistance, rear area security and medical operations. Never mind getting the food and mail through! 104 Log Bde contains The 3 Sig Bdes (1, 2 (NC) and 11 Sig Bde provide comms and the specialist strategic enablers that provide those capabilities support to the Allied Rapid Reaction Corps HQ in Germany, the needed to deploy and recover the Force. Their very specialist contingency High Readiness support to the JTF HQ, EW regts provide Port and Maritime, Postal and Courier, Movement capability and national comms within the UK. There are a Control, Military Working Dogs and Pioneer support to defence. number of highly specialised units and sub units as well, which provide some seriously technical and sensitive capabilities, some 1st Arty Bde commands Regts with Rockets, Unmanned Air in support of the Government and some which safeguard our Vehicles and Special Patrols capabilities. 39 Regt RA has 4 deployed comms systems. There is a very strong TA element batteries; each one operating the Multiple Launch Rocket some of whom are employed for their civilian IT skills which do System, firing state of the art guided rockets with a range of not exist within the Regular Army. 70km and accuracy of 5m. The Regt’s nickname is the “70km snipers”. On the modern battlefield, guided rockets are now the The Military Intelligence Bde (1 MI Bde) provides military weapon of choice, hitting precision targets while safeguarding intelligence support in Germany, to HQ Land Forces, within the friendly forces and the local population. The guided rockets UK including support to various government organisations and a provide the Army with devastatingly accurate firepower. Soldiers psychological operations capability. There are 3 regular and 2 TA are trained to operate the launchers from concealed hides, fire units within the Bde. their rockets and relocate before the enemy can find them. The Formation also has an ES Branch that provides the ES 5 Regt RA has 3 batteries equipped with radars (Cobra, specialist support to the formation and acts as the cap-badge MAMBA and LCMR) to find the enemy on the battlefield. These champion.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 3 Since its creation, Theatre Troops has Duff now a battlefield tour guide, had the consistently committed force elements to unenviable task of gearing his talk to all from ops and exs worldwide. Commitments novice to those with specialist military have ranged from disaster relief to major knowledge. war fighting ops. There are on average around 2,500 personnel from Theatre Brig Nigel Beacom QVRM TD ADC, Troops deployed at any one time. There Caroline Pullman, WO1(Comd Sgt Maj) are also a wide range of TA units that are John Hickey, found the tour very illuminating. actively paired with their Regular Brig Beacom, late Royal Signals, who is counterparts and which generate Deputy Comd Theatre Troops, said: “I really augmentees for ops (approximately 10% enjoyed the trip with the HQ staff and to be of the deployed force). The future may actually on those places where so much bring more units, particularly TA, into the happened, was very poignant.” command which will beef up the regular units by complementing their skills. Maj Gen Bruce Brealey, GOC Theatre Troops, described the benefits for the working HQ Theatre Troops, as all HQs, is staffed of Theatre Troops as: “Taking a combined by a 50/50 mixture of military personnel party of military personnel and civil servants and civil servants. They all have different from my HQ was very beneficial as it allowed backgrounds and bring a wealth of people to discuss issues informally and to get strengths and experiences. Brig Nigel Beacom QVRM TD ADC, Caroline to know each other during a tour of this nature. Pullman and WO1(Comd Sgt Maj) John The junior rank was my driver, LBdr Howe who To aid professional development and Hickey learned a lot from this trip and returned full of understanding of a military campaign, to enthusiasm for military history.“ No-one left share perceptions and to increase close working, the GOC tasked the tour unchanged. Insight into WW2 and current day practices Maj Philip Crook with arranging a Battlefield Tour. The aim of was discussed and all felt humbled and saddened by their visits the ex was to increase understanding of the complexities of a to the many war cemeteries. They returned to work in WW2 campaign, to share how the same task might be tackled in Netheravon on Salisbury Plain as a team ready to support the current times and to give an understanding to all staff how their many units that make up Theatre Troops. input directly affects the wellbeing and operational capability of our soldiers currently. In summary, these troops make up 34% of the Army, including 30% of the TA. It consists of 12 subordinate formations This aim was accomplished by 30 HQ staff revisiting the Italian dispersed throughout the UK and Germany, amounting in total to campaign of 1943. Whilst non –deployable in its own right, 32,500 troops including 12000 Territorials. individuals from the HQ regularly visit operational theatres and deploy as individual augmentees. All participants took one area Whatever happens there is no doubt that the glue will be effective of support for troops and informed the others how accomplishing and that Theatre Troops will play a very full role in any current or the end has changed from 1943 – or not. Lt Col (Retd) Andrew future ops. MOVEMENTS

Name and Rank Unit to which posted Name and Rank Unit to which posted

Maj JL Smart ………… 38 Bde - G6 Branch JUNE 2009 Maj NH Smikle ………… 243 Sig Sqn Maj LJ Courage ………… Maternity Leave Maj JC Wilson ………… Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Maj KE Emmerson ………… 1 (UK) Armd Div Sig Regt Capt MS Claxton ………… Air 22 Gp - GT Capt LE Webster ...... HQ 3 (UK) Div Capt DG Galey ………… 4 Sqn - GL Sect Capt JH Greenwood ………… 36 Sig Regt (V) - 54 Sqn JULY 2009 Capt SC Hennis ………… DT NU Courses Capt PS Marshall ...... 38 Sig Regt (V) Lt Col AE Percival ………… 37 Sig Regt (V) RHQ Capt JR McRae ………… 16 Air Asslt Bde HQ Lt Col RJB Spencer ………… HQ MND (SE) Capt DM Murphy ………… AFC(H) Maj RM Brown ………… HQ ARRC Capt IJ Peers ………… HQ 1 Sig Bde Maj JS Gunning ………… HQ SOinC(A) CSD Ntwks Capt AD Rea ………… CSD - DCCIS Maj DR Parkinson ………… HQ LWCTG(G) Capt DRA Reader ...... HQ ARRC Maj RJ Wymer ………… RSIT Capt AC Roach ...... CBFFI A/Maj D Hughes ………… DES Capt N Streetley ...... HQ Land Pers Div Capt RM Dilnot ………… MOD Defence Staff Lt T Harrison ...... 7 Sig Regt Capt IA Frame ………… 3 (UK) Div HQ & Sig Regt Lt CD Smith ...... 10 Sig Regt - 243 Sqn AUGUST 2009 SEPTEMBER 2009 Lt Col JAL Vosper ………… 11 Sig Regt Maj A Balsdon ………… Exchange Officer Canada Maj JW Dagless ………… 2 Sig Regt - 246 Sqn Maj MC Brookes ...... 21 Sig Regt (AS) Maj PJ Day ………… 7 Sig Regt Maj CE Caie ...... JSCSC Maj DJ Duggan ………… HQ ARRC Maj MJ Chambers ………… JSCSC Army Students Maj GB Lamb ………… Chf Defence Int - STLS Maj AM Churchill ………… Temp DCMT DTG Cse Maj GJH Maloney ………… Op Sp Gp Maj JM Dawes ………… Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Maj CM Moye ………… JSSU Digby - Ops Maj CM Dixon ………… Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Maj DR Orr ………… HQ SOinC(A) CSD Ntwks Maj KV Fowler ………… BDS (W) Maj KA Owen ………… JSCSC Maj M Godwin ………… HQ SOinC(A) CSD Ntwks Maj CD Roberts ………… 21 Sig Regt - 220 Sqn Maj MJ Grierson ………… 21 Sig Regt

4 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 Name and Rank Unit to which posted Name and Rank Unit to which posted Maj JKR Hawkins ………… Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) DECEMBER 2009 Maj HJP Hebblethwaite ………… Temp DCMT DTG Cse Capt TSJ Hodgkins ...... NTM(I) Maj G Inglis ………… JSCSC Army Students Capt SA Robinson ………… DCTO Eng Ops - CIS Maj JD King ………… Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Capt DG Phillips ...... 7 Para RHA Maj EDL Maskell-Pedersen………… Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Maj T Moran ………… Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Maj EA Mortimore ………… Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) JANUARY 2010 Maj HJ Stoy ………… Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Maj MJ Bentley ...... Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Maj EM Swift ………… Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Maj EJ Greenwood ...... Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Maj GMA Wills ………… Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Maj JC Higginson ...... Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Capt CP Jones ...... 1 (RBY Sig Sqn (SC) (V) Maj RJ Herring ...... Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Capt JVB Thomson ………… 39 Sig Regt (V) Maj KNL Rhodes ...... Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) A/Capt AK Burki ………… Off Cdt Sch Maj DP Spencer ...... Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Lt MLM Ross ...... 11 Sig Regt - DCCIS Maj JL Squires ...... Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Lt CM Swann ...... ART 36 - Belfast (2) Maj DL Wilson ...... Temp JSCSC Cse (Land) Lt CG Wells ...... AFC (H) FEBRUARY 2010 OCTOBER 2009 Lt Col NJ Makepeace ………… BDS - CCIT Maj PA Buck ...... 6th (UK) Div Capt JEG Barr ...... Bastion Sp Gp MARCH 2010 Capt CM Hill ………… HQ 29 (Land Sp) Engr Gp A/Capt DH Pirt ...... 3 RHA C Bty Capt GM Dorrington ...... 29 CDO Regt RA Capt M Jones ...... RC(S) NOVEMBER 2009 Lt Col SI Andrews ………… Temp Defence Academy APRIL 2010 Capt BT Kelly ...... RMAS Capt JA Kitson ...... RC(S)

RETIREMENTS

Name and Rank Date Name and Rank Date

FEBRUARY 2009 Jones - Capt IK Jones 23 Mar 10 Batho - Lt Col RW Batho 01 Feb 09 APRIL 2010 APRIL 2009 Baldwin - Lt Col SJ Baldwin 02 Apr 10 Elphee - Maj ML Elphee 01 Apr 09 Marsh - Maj G Marsh 03 Apr 10 JULY 2009 MAY 2010 Harris - Capt MJB Harris 08 Jul 09 Jackson - Maj SG Jackson 04 May 10 Cory - Lt Col R Cory 21 May 10 AUGUST 2009 Jankiewicz - Capt AJ Jankiewicz 11 Aug 09 JUNE 2010 Pritchard - Maj K Pritchard 01 Jun 10 SEPTEMBER 2009 Turpin - Lt Col S Turpin 01 Sep 09 JULY 2010 Roden - Lt Col S Roden 30 Sep 09 Smith - Lt Col D Smith 10 Jul 10 Knight - Maj G Knight 25 Jul 10 OCTOBER 2009 Dickson - A/Maj S Dickson 25 Jul 10 Leggate - Maj J Leggate 30 Jul 10 Tod - Lt Col J Tod 01 Oct 09 Corcoran - Capt DJ Corcoran 06 Oct 09 AUGUST 2010 DECEMBER 2009 Kelly - Capt DJ Kelly 05 Aug 10 Wilson - Maj KG Wilson 01 Dec 09 SEPTEMBER 2010 JANUARY 2010 Church - Capt SC Church 11 Sep 10 Poland - Lt Col M Poland 01 Sep 10 Whytock - Lt Col S Whytock MBE 13 Jan 10 Bohanan - Maj M Bohanan 30 Sep 10 FEBRUARY 2010 OCTOBER 2010 Clements - Capt NS Clements 28 Feb 10 Barron - Lt Col P Barron 01 Oct 10 Maclaren- Capt S Maclaren MBE 09 Feb 10 DECEMBER 2010 MARCH 2010 Andrews - Lt Col S Andrews 02 Dec 10 Howe - Capt S Howe 22 Mar 10

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 5 NEWS FROM BLANDFORD

ROYAL SIGNALS PIPES AND DRUMS

- by WO1(FofS IS) Wardrope BASEL TATTOO SWITZERLAND 14 – 26 JULY 2009

President Col G Hearn Twenty members of the Pipes and Drums travelled to Basel in Corps Pipe Major Pipe Major J Scott July to take part in the Tattoo. This was a very prestigious event E2 Piping Advisor Pipe Major S Bell which saw us performing to over 100,000 visitors in the beautiful Secretary Col (Retd) Moncur city of Basel. Even though the schedule was hectic the Pipers Pipes and Drums Officer WO1(FofS IS) Wardrope and Drummers still found time to tour the city, take part in a Drum Major Cpl S Brennan brewery trip and enjoy the highlights of one of the most popular military tattoos in Europe. 2009 has seen many changes in the Pipes and Drums. We say goodbye to Lt Col Langley as the President and a very warm welcome to Col Hearn, who is himself a piper. We also said goodbye recently to the E2 Piping Advisor, Pipe Major Marty Huxter who left us on promotion to 2 SCOTS and we now welcome his replacement Pipe Major ‘Dinger’ Bell. We also say goodbye to Capt Fiona Crouch who was the Assistant President who leaves us on promotion and motherhood! WO1(FofS IS) Billy Wardrope handed over the reigns of Corps Pipe Major to Pipe Major Jimmy Scott who recently graduated as top student and Army champion in the combined Piobaireachd at the Army School of Bagpipe Music and Highland Drumming.

We also welcome the following into the Pipes and Drums, Cpl Phil Stillie as the new bass drummer, LCpls Bhadra Ale and Darren Grieve as tenor drummers. A big hello also to LCpl Gyanendra Dahal who comes to us on transfer as well as WO2(RQMS) ‘Pils’ Lamont from the “Bramcote school of piping” and LCpl Adam Aitchison who graduated from the Army School of Bagpipe Music and Highland Drumming as top student on the Class 3 course, a warm welcome to you all.

OPENING SHOW APRIL 2009

April saw the Pipes and Drums forming up for a training week which culminated in the annual SOinC(A)’s Opening Show Parade. This year saw Pipe Major Jimmy Scott taking over as Corps Pipe Major and being presented with the new Corps Dirk which is to be worn by the Pipe Major on parade.

The Pipes and Drums of the Royal Corps of Signals then embarked on a very busy schedule. Pipers and Drummers are all employed as Officers, Soldiers and tradesmen across a wide variety of units but the majority are now posted to Gamecock Barracks, Bramcote to either 30 Sig Regt or 258 Sig Sqn. 2009 so far has seen us take part in the Poole Arts Festival, the annual RSA Parade, the Nuneaton Carnival, Gamecock Barracks Open Day, Bramcote Officers Mess cocktail party, Basel Tattoo in Switzerland and finally the Sovereign’s Parade RMAS in August 2009.

Corps Pipe Major Jimmy Scott leading the Pipes and Drums at the Basel Military Tattoo in July 2009

If you have previously played the pipes or the drums or would like to do so why not consider joining the Pipes and Drums of the Royal Corps of Signals? Full training and equipment are provided. Suitable individuals may also attend courses at the Army School of Bagpipe Music and Highland Drumming if released by their Commanding Officers. For more details contact Pipe Major Scott on Bramcote Mil 94423 2396 or Civ 01455 222396.

Are you in Phase 3 training at Blandford Camp ? Do you want to learn the Pipes or the Drums ? then contact Pipe Major ‘Dinger’ Pipes and Drums performing at Gamecock Barracks Bell on 94371 2968.

6 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 ROYAL SCHOOL OF SIGNALS COMMAND SUPPORT DIVISION

HEADQUARTERS COMMUNICATION SERVICES GROUP (CSG)

Chief Instructor: Lt Col AR Knott MBE OC Maj Emma Bruce SSIO: Mike Needham Trg Adjt Capt Prembahadur Ale EXERCISE IEPER MEMORIAM 13 – 15 JULY 2009 DSM WO2(SSM) Kevin Dade - by Cpl Towers

BLANDFORD GURKHAS IN PROJECT ‘RETURN TO DANCING Ex IEPER MEMORIAM was a battlefield study organised by CSG NEPAL’ - by Capt Prembahadur Ale for 15 members of Comd Sp Div to go to Ypres (Ieper) in ; the location of some of the heaviest fighting and total Following successful presentations to local schools, Blandford devastation of WW1. based Gurkha soldiers and families presented an entertaining evening for the public at Blandford School on 11 July 2009. The The minibus departed from sunny Blandford at 0830hrs, project, ‘Return to Dancing Nepal’, was organised by a dance successfully arriving at our accommodation at the Peace Village and theatre development agency called ‘Activate’ who had in Messines at 1630hrs. We were welcomed by a Belgian secured funding from Heritage Lottery Fund. The aim of the receptionist and shown our rooms and more importantly where project was to develop new exchanges and explore heritage we could sample the local beverages – Stella! through dance, poetry and cultural celebrations with the Gurkha community based at Blandford Camp, local schools and The plan for the next couple of days was put into practice, and community youth settings. we headed into Ypres to have a tour of the Menin Gate. It was a big eye opener for every member of the group, not just for the The show was attended by some 250 people including the Mayor sheer scale of the memorial, but also for the number of names of of Blandford Forum, Cllr Lynn Lindsay and other high ranking fallen soldiers with no known grave engraved on the walls. After a civilian and military dignitaries. The project proved very fair amount of time lost in our own thoughts and taking in the successful and was recognised as a new medium to explore atmosphere, the group gathered in what was to be our new local heritage. By merging popular dance forms with dance styles called Poppies for something to eat and drink. Simultaneously from Nepal, the project provided an opportunity to increase several of the group had a wander around the surrounding area. enthusiasm for dance, challenge stereotypes, increase skills and It was during this time that Cpl Towers apparently found the confidence and raise awareness of other cultures. Chief Instructor (CI), Lt Col Andy Knott MBE in a tourist shop with a WW1 grenade in his hand. When he was advised that the shop keeper makes these grenades safe, the CI decided against buying the rusty artefact and put it back on the shelf.

The following 2 days of the trip were spent touring around various British Commonwealth Cemeteries and former battlefields. First thing in the morning we laid a wreath, on behalf of all members of the Royal School of Signals, at the grave of an Unknown Soldier in Chester Farm Cemetery. Capt (Tfc) Paul White read a small prayer, while SSgt Steve Riste (tour operator and bus driver!) had the honour of laying the wreath. This touched everybody to the core and put everyone in the right frame of mind for the tour.

QGS trainees performing a new dance piece created by themselves

On the evening, 13 Gurkha trainees also presented a new dance piece from Nepali and Western dance forms, a team production approved by a nationally recognised dance choreographer, Subathra Subramia. In addition to typical Gurkha and Nepali dances, Nepali food, poems and artefacts were put together to explore the theme of ‘home’, linked to Gurkhas and their families living in the UK.

The agency has a plan to document the Gurkha/Nepali presence Each member of the group gave a presentation on each of the in Dorset by researching and collecting artefacts such as photos, sites that was visited, ensuring that personal knowledge and film footage, newspaper articles, costumes and other artefacts interest was of the highest calibre. We were very lucky to have found within the Gurkha community and display throughout the with us on our trip Mr Martin Brown, an archaeologist with country at museums and libraries towards the end of the project. Defence Estates, who is a keen observer with regards to WW1

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 7 history and battlefield locations. He was able to bring to life the lifted from the graves and it was strange to see a WW1 soldier’s lumps and bumps in the landscape, showing where trenches and boot on the table in front of us, with the laces still intact! Even outposts had been 91 years ago. Martin’s knowledge and more surprising to see were all the personal items that the enthusiasm was faultless and infectious. At one point he directed soldiers had taken to battle with them; a crucifix, a wallet, a the minibus to pull over whilst travelling down a single track lane. toothbrush, even a train ticket that was identifiable as being a It was here that we had the honour of standing at the place where return from Edinburgh to ! the famous Christmas football match took place between the British and German troops nearly 95 years ago. Before everyone knew it, it was time to return to Blighty; the 3 days had flown by so fast, with so much crammed in. All in all, The whole trip was very moving, but the highlight of the trip for the battlefield study was by far one of the best that any of the everyone was our trip to Fromelles, where it had been arranged soldiers in the group had been on and a great deal was learned for us to visit a live archaeological dig. This was where an about what the brave souls who fought there had had to endure estimated 500 British and Australian soldiers had been buried by during the ‘War to end all Wars’. the German forces out of respect, after a disastrous attack had claimed their lives. We were shown a sample of the artefacts Lest We Forget.

UNIFIED SYSTEMS SUPPORT ORGANISATION

SO1 Lt Col N B Cullen MBE footprint has recently expanded led by WO2 Bannister RA, and SO2 Plans Maj (Tfc) P Rose when required in Belize. SO2 Networks Maj (ToT) S Bason SO2 CBM(L) Maj C P Willcock RA The BCIP team have recently been busy assisting Navy SO2 USSO (G) Maj Thomson WG command with the uplift to BCIP 5.2 and a team led by SSgt N6 LO Maj G Adcock RM Liddle RAC has just returned from 3 weeks bobbing around the Ops Offr Capt (Tfc) L Davis Mediterranean supporting Ex TAURUS, Navy Command’s BCIP 5 Adjt Capt Tekbahadur Rai acceptance.

It is some time now since there has been any contribution from Add in support to Ex RHINO CHARGE for 1 Div and Ex IRON the USSO. Much has changed recently and there will be further TRIANGLE for3 Div, coupled with various trials support tasks et al changes concerning the provision of Level 3 support to for DII-(F-D), J1/J4 IOS enhancements and it is obvious the deployable CIS and ICS in the Land Environment effective August organisation is busy. 2009 that warrant some wider dissemination. TRAINING BACKGROUND TO THE USSO SSgt Rowbottom has improved PDT for all in the unit deploying The organisation was first conceived in 2002 and agreed by the on ops. This now includes a 4-day package culminating in live fire Land Digitisation Steering Group prior to its formation in January and manoeuvre at Sennybridge, which has been well received, 2004. It grew out of an amalgamation of the Systems Branch, even by the many older and more experienced members. HQ SOinC(A), the System Support Team (RASST), the Logistic Systems Support Team (LSST), the Ptarmigan June saw us undertake Ex UNIFIED ENDEAVOUR, our annual System Support Team and a LAT bid secured the additional posts military and leadership training ex. This year the organisation required to support BCIP. decanted from Blandford, and Bicester to join USSO(G) and conduct the ex in Sennelager and the Harz Mountains. We On 1 April 2008, the USSO ceased to be a staff branch within HQ were joined by 32 members of units from 5th Corps, USAREUR SOinC(A), becoming a unit subordinated to 11 Sig Bde. From 1 who were fully integrated into the British sects. It is not often that August 2009, RSSST(G) and 600 Sig Tp (including RSIT) will be sect level training is conducted at the Joint level and this was a re-subordinated to the USSO, bringing all of the Level 3 CIS and resounding success with a good interchange of TTPs as well as ICS support within Land Forces (with the exception of some the cultural exchange. WO1(RSMI) Hayward RA pulled together remaining Log IS), under a unitary authority and placing that an exceptional package that included trekking, climbing and support on a campaign footing. Further information can be found mountain biking in the Harz Mountains, a trip to Colditz, range in Royal Signals Information Note (RSIN) 01/09. We look forward packages that incorporated the first ever “world series” falling to welcoming them into the fold. plate – naturally the UK won – a demolitions day with the RE, and an excellent FIBUA phase. The unit remains solidly an all arms unit with less than 50% of the strength Royal Signals, although that balance will alter in the autumn. There are also members of the Royal Marines and attached.

WORK

The USSO remains heavily tasked supporting a variety of ops and collective training events. There is still a presence from the Logistic System Support Team on Op BROCKDALE (the Op TELIC drawdown) led by WO2 Varndell RLC. Efforts on Op HERRICK are led by the LO in the JFCIS, WO Cooper RAF. The BCIP team led by SSgt Laughton, DII-D team led by Sgt Rees, and the LSST led by WO2 Jones RLC all contribute throughout the JOA. Shortly, the presence in HERRICK will expand to include the network layer and some ISTAR ICS.

As well as supporting ops, there is a permanent presence in BATUS, currently led by ASgt Stonier RLC, BATUK, where the Getting to grips with the .50 Cal Machine Gun

8 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 dinner night. GD(UK) very kindly sponsored the Golf, which included some excellent prizes and we are extremely grateful to them, especially Mr Nick Jaques, Hd C4I Sp, and Brian Greenwood, a familiar name to many as a Traffic Officer who did all the hard work. The Golf was pulled together by WO2(SQMS) McKinney RE and the overall title won by SSgt Nettleship RE. Hopefully it was not just a coincidence that a Royal Engineer won the tournament organised by one of his compatriots!

The dinner night, organised by WO2(FofS) Watkins and attended by Brig Thackray was another success. The Regimental Marches and the toasts are always a challenge for the PMC at one of these functions.

May was Race the Sun. Operational deployments prevented as strong a team performance as last year when we achieved 2nd Minor Unit but SSgt Whittaker led a team that gained a very creditable 7th place, with some participants completing 2 or even 3 legs each. Well Done!

The winning section: Sgt Johnson (USA), SSG Adams (USA), Cpl Lamb RM, Sgt As these notes are submitted, the team for Trailwalker Gilmore (USA), WO1(FofS IS) Jones, Sgt Davies, Sgt Burton IG, Pvt James are in the final stages of their preparation, led by (USA), WO2(SQMS) Grant RLC WO1(FofS IS) Scaife. Good luck to them and we hope they raise a ton of cash for the good causes involved. FUN In summary, the USSO continues to be a challenging environment Despite being so busy, we still find time for some fun, depending for all E1 and E2 comms specialists. There is always plenty going on your perspective. On 2 April we held our first USSO Spring on, bags of travel and plenty of opportunity for some training and Golf Championship followed by a combined Officers and SNCOs recreation. Why not give us a try!

NEWS FROM THE REGIMENTS

1st () ARMOURED DIVISION HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL REGIMENT HERFORD

CO Ops Sp Gp Maj NR Coatsworth assistance of “Amputees in Action” and some graphic and RSM Ops Sp Gp WO1(RSM) Wilson extremely interesting first hand accounts of personal experiences from individuals who had recently returned. All in all a top quality EXERCISE PREMIER KUSH ex, superbly delivered and very much appreciated by all who undoubtedly benefited from it. The post ex Curry and Dinner in With pre-deployment, Special to Arm and MATTs training all the Field provided a fitting end to an incredibly successful and complete, it was time to put that training to the test during Ex undoubtedly beneficial period of training. PREMIER KUSH 09, a Mission Rehearsal Exercise (MRX) organised by the Regimental Training Officer, Capt Gaz PREMIER KUSH – THE INSIDE STORY – By Cpl Chilcott Middleton and his team. The CO’s intent was clear; this training was to be realistic, it was to test participants in skills not routinely Having completed numerous courses, ranging from Talon associated with their roles and responsibilities and it was to operator to JOCs user in preparation for Op HERRICK 11 along present significant challenges and place demands upon the entire plenty of other mandated training, I felt I was ready to be tested rank structure. This would ensure that members of 1(UK) Armd on Ex PREMIER KUSH. Div HQ & Sig Regt were as prepared as it was physically possible to be for the deployment. By way of acclimatisation, we began on a 30ºC Monday morning in Sennelager with a 2 day PACEX preparing the 3 locations in all Having picked up on the CO’s intent some time previously, the respects for the test ahead. A comprehensive 2 day briefing Training Officer set about producing an ex, with the assistance of package followed after which, we were divided into 3 groups and the Regimental Ops team, which was to be centred on a group of deployed to mock locations across the training area. Staumühle replica locations. This enabled participants to had become KAF and amongst other things was utilised to cross- practise Patrol and Convoy drills, sangar duties and at the same train personnel of the various CIS equipment that would be time be fully tested on the operation and management of the type encountered in theatre, such as Tacsat, Bowman, Talon, ECM and of comms systems and equipment they would be responsible for various generators. in theatre. The RDTA became Camp Bastion, which was where mine Of course the training also included some excellent range awareness training, mine extraction drills and Op BARMA were packages, first class battle casualty simulation thanks to the practised. Search techniques were also in the training package

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 9 practised. Search techniques were also in the training package A FOND FAREWELL within this location and this was an especially enlightening lesson. I personally leant a great deal during this phase and the Over an 8 day period 200 plus of the Regt and attached instructors did an excellent job of grabbing and maintaining personnel were directed through MCCPs for document checks everyone’s attention. All this training (and I have only mentioned and baggage weigh-ins before mounting coaches on a journey but a part of it here) was carried out in preparation for the final that would eventually end up arriving in Brize Norton before being location the UDTA. whisked away to Afghanistan the very next day.

With departure times varying from between a sublime 1600hrs to a ridiculous 0400hrs it was great to see so many families still making the effort to wave off their loved ones. It was also fantastic to see that in the midst of the emotional scenes, there were clear signs of eager anticipation and enthusiasm from those mounting the coaches. Although the general feeling amongst the families of those deploying was understandably subdued, one couldn’t help but “feel a sense of pride” as one young wife was overheard telling a neighbour.

The officer responsible for the movement of everyone back to the UK was Capt Mick Jones who did an excellent job in dealing with the inevitable last minute hitches, including changes in deployment times, aircraft seat availability and of course having to remove SSgt Guido Giddens from the manifest because he had an upset tummy – only joking Guido, take it easy. Well done Mick and the boys and girls of the MT.

Amputees in Action provided some excellent First Aid opportunities The UDTA, otherwise known as FOB SANGIN was where all our newfound skills and previous months’ training were put to the test. Occupants of SANGIN were subjected to FOB routine throughout their stay and tested 24hrs a day by a Directing Staff who seemed to have a never ending list of serials to call upon. Families and friends gather to say farewell These included crowds of disruptive ‘locals’ turning up at the front gate, countless Indirect Fire incidents, casualty simulation Meanwhile, back at the homestead, we are primed to support on a very impressive scale, sporadic small arms fire, and of those deployed, and will be doing our utmost to ensure the course a suspected VBIED which tested some more than others – welfare support supplied by Capt Jim Lyons, SSgt Reggie well done Sgt Molden. Cullumbine and their helpers is second-to-none. In fact by the time this article is printed we will have already enjoyed a “HOME The VBIED incident signalled ENDEX and following the obligatory RHINO” BBQ and Childrens’ fun day, numerous coffee mornings, and necessary debriefings, we all returned to KAF for a well- Sunday Lunches and a trip to the French Market in Gütersloh to deserved curry and a few beers, which went down very nicely mention but a few of the events planned – more to follow in our indeed thank you. All agreed that this had been a perfect ending next submission no doubt. eedless to say everyone here in to a long period of training, and although everyone was looking Herford wishes all our members a successful tour of duty in forward to a bit of pre-deployment leave, we were also very keen Afghanistan and we look forward to their safe return in February to deploy and test our proficiency in theatre. 2010.

2nd SIGNAL REGIMENT YORK

CO Lt Col AR Knott MBE under their new OC, Maj Fleming, as well as providing vital RSM WO1(RSM) Combe assistance to the other Sqns in meeting their commitments.

The pace of life at the Regt has been fast and furious over recent Despite the tempo of activity at the Regt, teams and individuals months as the unit’s soldiers continue to support ops, exs and have still managed to follow other pursuits. Success in the high-readiness tasks around the globe. 214 Sig Sqn are on their boxing ring, on the football pitch and at the ranges has shown well-earned post-tour leave following their hard work in Iraq and the depth of talent and tenacity the Regt has in its sportsmen and Kuwait, while 246 Gurkha Sig Sqn have continued to support women. Several thousand pounds has also been raised by the JTFHQ as well as organise the epic Trailwalker event. Regt for the Army Benevolent Fund through charity events.

219 Sig Sqn currently supports several formations, from the The Regt now looks towards re-organising in preparation for Senior British Military Attaché in the US and Qatar, to the troops possible ops in 2010. 2 Sig Regt says goodbye to the old CO, Lt with their bergens packed ready to move at short notice as part Col Cole OBE and welcomes Lt Col Knott MBE who will take of the Spearhead Land Element and the Small-Scale Contingency over the helm in September. WO1(RSM) March has also now BG. Sp Sqn ran the highly successful Ex LION SUN in Cyprus moved on and has been replaced by WO1(RSM) Combe.

10 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 EXERCISE LION SUN - by Sig Scaife progressed with the training they had received, and how much each of the pls had bonded as a unit. A squadron of soldiers, mainly from 219 and Sp Sqn deployed to Cyprus for a month over the summer on Ex LION SUN. This ex With phase 2 at an end, phase 3 saw us take part in various was designed to develop basic military skills and leadership command tasks and range packages, allowing people to get ability. The harsh climate and terrain also served to prepare those familiar with pistols and GPMGs which provided some highly participating for future ops in the demanding environment of amusing results from some individuals. Sig Catterall is probably Afghanistan. someone you still don’t want to be standing next to while he is carrying out his pistol drills! The Sqn was made up of 2 pls from 219 Sig Sqn and 1 pl from Sp Sqn. There were additional soldiers from 14, 30 and 38 Sig Regts who became honorary members of the Regt for the duration of the ex.

The ex was broken down into 4 phases; adventurous training; military training part 1; military/leadership training part 2 and the leadership development/ranges phase. After the initial acclimatisation period, including a recap on basic skills such as harbours, patrols and basic field craft, 3 Pl departed the training area in order to head up into the Troodos Mountains for a week of adventurous training while 1 and 2 Pls moved onto the first phase of military training on Episkopi training area, based at Camp Radio Sonde. At the ranges in Akrotiri In the beautifully cool camp at Troodos, away from the 37°C searing heat at Radio Sonde, 3 Pl took part in orienteering, rock climbing and mountain biking. This turned out to be an excellent bonding session for the Pl and included many mishaps and laugh out loud moments, usually at other people’s expense. Sig Haddow did not have the balance or coordination to keep a bike upright, while Sig Leonard felt he could survive a day in the heat with no extra water. Sig Flowers lost a few friends temporarily when his direct hit from a stone onto a wasp nest ended in the sect running for their lives from a swarm of angry wasps!

On return to the ex area, we were greeted with a blistering 38°C temperature and our first night sleeping under the stars. Here we practised sect attacks, model making and the roles of a sect comd and 2IC. This turned out to be useful practice as initially people’s skills and drills were a bit rusty, with some soldiers not having done much in the way of military skills since their basic training. The final part of the week ended with a full sect attack against several dug-in enemy positions. This was definitely the LCpl Miles, Sig Sutcliffe and LCpl Kelly practise their drills on the highlight so far as the pl enjoyed the adrenalin rush. GPMG On the last few days in Cyprus, despite early morning PT and In the end everybody had learned valuable lessons both in command tasks, there was still plenty of time in the afternoon to command and military skills as well as how to cope in the heat allow people to top up their tans at the beach and pack ready for and how much of a constraint the temperature can be. the trip home, a place everybody was now eager to get to.

After a much needed day of admin and sunbathing the pl was All in all Ex LION SUN was a very successful ex and one I would back in the field on phase 2 of the ex. This included more basic advise anyone to partake in if they get the opportunity. Many training but focused more on the pl elements rather than the thanks to the chefs for providing outstanding food for the individual and sect drills we had previously learned. By this duration we were out there and to Maj Fleming and WO2(SSM) stage, everyone had bonded well and team spirit and morale Fadzilah and their training team for organising such arduous but were high. enjoyable military training. Ex LION SUN has really started the ball rolling in preparing us for future tours. Due to the heat and dryness, there was an extremely high fire risk on the training area. At first, this meant that fire-beaters had to REGIMENTAL FOOTBALL – END OF A SUCCESSFUL SEASON be in place in-case a blank round ignited the grass. However, as - by Capt Bell the fire risk worsened over time, the local authorities decided that it would be necessary for a fire truck to be present during all field It has been a long and laborious season of incredible highs for activity. the 2 Sig Regt Football Team. The season ground to an inexorable halt on the 31 July (yes, July!) with the final of the This was annoying when you are attempting to be as quiet and Signaller Cup, kindly hosted by York City at the Kit-Kat Stadium stealthy as possible and there is a large red truck creeping along against 3 Div HQ & Sig Regt from Bulford. This was a re-match of behind with a crew of noisy Cypriot fire fighters on-board, often the Army Cup quarterfinal and was billed by all at Imphal with cigarettes in hand! The fire crew had the fright of their lives Barracks as ‘pay-back time’. one night when they inadvertently placed themselves in the middle of an ambush which was sprung as an enemy convoy Alas that was not to be. Although missing one or two of their drove past. Army Cup winning side, 3 Div had prepared well and were quicker out of the blocks. Their crisper passing and ability to The week ended with a final pl attack in the early hours of the move the ball the length of the field at pace kept us continuously morning. This was definitely the most memorable part of the ex, on the back foot throughout the first half. This unceasing pressure and with the tough terrain and poor light, the attack ensured that told with 5 mins to go in the first half when another fine parry by everybody came back with some kind of war scar. The final the Man of the Match, 2 Sig Regt goalkeeper, LCpl Pinchback attack demonstrated to everyone how much the pl had (without whom it would have been 4 – 0 at half time), fell into the

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 11 path of an onrushing 3 Div midfielder who smashed it into the net TRAILWALKER UK - by Cpl Damber Thapa from close range. TRAILWALKER UK is a significant event in the Queen’s Gurkha Signals (QG Sigs) calendar that raises substantial funds for the Gurkha Welfare Trust and supported charities. This year TRAILWALKER UK took place over the weekend 18 to 19 July 2009 along the South Downs Way from Queen Elizabeth Country Park to Brighton Race Course, one of the oldest drove ways in Britain. The event raised £639,311 with a pledge of £1 million. The event was organised as a joint partnership between Oxfam and QG Sigs.

It originated in in 1981 as a QG Sigs Regt military training ex. Later, in 1986, it opened to public participation. TRAILWALKER has now become a major international event and it takes place in many different countries.

In the past, the overall responsibility of organising TRAILWALKER UK rested with 250 Gurkha Sig Sq based at Gamecock Barracks, Bramcote. This year however, due to the deployment of 250 Gurkha Sig Sqn on Op TELIC, the responsibility for organising Ex TRAILWALKER UK was passed on to 246 Gurkha Sig Sqn at York. The Sqn Ops Team led by SSgt(FofS) Tarry was appointed to manage the project and he took over the responsibilities of LCpl Mcguire tries to find a way through the solid 3 Div defence organising the event. It took time and dedication to plan and co- during the Signaller Cup Final at the Kit-Kat Stadium in York ordinate the efforts to ensure smooth running of the event on the actual day. A well directed and carefully planned bout of swearing and bottle throwing at half time brought 2 Sig Regt out of the changing room Due to the shortage of manpower within QG Sigs, requests for with steely determination for the second half. That added zeal assistance were extended to other Gurkha units within the Bde of bore fruit within 3 mins when LCpl Mercer flicked a neat header, Gurkhas and the Queen’s Own Gurkha Log Regt (QOGLR) and from LCpl Haley’s free kick, beyond the witless (I know exactly the Queen’s Gurkha Engrs (QGE) kindly volunteered to support how that sounds, but trust me.) 3 Div keeper and into the corner the manning of Check Points (CPs) 5 and 6 respectively. 248 of the net. The next 10 mins saw end to end pressure, with both Gurkha Sig Sqn from Stafford deployed to Queen Elizabeth keepers called into action until finally a 2 Sig Regt corner was Country Park to establish the start point and man CPs 1 to 4. only half cleared into the path of LCpl Mercer once again. This 250 Gurkha Sig Sqn from Bramcote deployed to Devils Dyke to time he reacted quickest and smashed it into the roof of the net establish CP 7, one of the major CPs along the trail to facilitate to take the lead. logistic support to the competitors and provide necessary supports to CPs 5 and 6. As well as the overall responsibilities, Another couple of opportunities to put the game well beyond 3 246 Gurkha Sig Sqn was also responsible for manning CPs 8, 9, Div were spurned, one flashing just wide and another fingertip 10 and the finishing point. stop denying a galvanised 2 Sig Regt. However, as the clock ticked on, the tide began to turn. With 10 mins, left the 3 Div The main goal of participants in TRAILWALKER remains “4 lads began to claw their way back into the game. Fiercely led by person and one goal” crossing a gruelling 100km trail through their skipper, Sgt Stephenson, and driven on by their various CPs over different terrain within 36 hrs to raise funds for outstanding midfield they finally equalised in injury time to the charities. It is an arduous, physical challenge and to complete dismay of the watching home Regt fans. the trail successfully, one needs to train hard for at least 3 or 4 months. TRAILWALKER is not just for very fit people though, Extra time beckoned, but not if the Ref had anything to do with it. anyone who is determined can challenge themselves. People of His mum must have shouted him in for his tea as he appeared to all ages from all over the world participate in this event and it is believe that ‘next goal the winner’ rules applied and proceeded to open to military personnel too. This year, 480 teams started and play an unbelievable 7½ mins of injury time. As you can probably 1,513 people completed the trail. Various units from the Bde of tell by the tone of this commentary, 3 Div scored a break away Gurkhas compete every year to secure the 1st place. This year, goal on the counter-attack after another chance was missed at the male team from QGE managed to set the pace at the front to their end. A controlled move was neatly finished by LCpl finish in style and achieved this victory in 10 hrs and 44 mins. Culliford right at the end of added time. 2 Sig Regt hearts were broken. It has been another successful year for QG Signs in running the TRAILWALKER UK event. No matter how busy the Regt is and This was however a wonderful game. A marvellous display from how tired the soldiers are, every member selflessly commits two good sides. Competitive, full of skill and technical ability and themselves to the success of this event, depicting the team spirit physically demanding. Ninety eight minutes of pure drama in a of the Regt. wonderful setting on a sunny day in York. It’s not a bad life really! Well done to 3 Div HQ & Sig Regt, a fantastic season. For us, REGIMENTAL BOXING – TRIANGULAR BOXING there is the hope of greater things to come next year, especially COMPETITON - by Capt Sekhon as we will have half their team due to postings! 2 Sig Regt Boxing Team formed and commenced training for the Season Statistics 11 Sig Bde Triangular Boxing Competition earlier this year. SSgt PWDLFA Morrison took charge of the team and prepared a gruelling programme, which was both progressive and well balanced. This 18 14 1 3 47 16 was despite the enthusiasm of the RSM, WO1(RSM) March, who wanted to push the squad to their limits to improve their fitness and the OIC Boxing, Capt Sekhon, who expected extra Honours emphasis on the technical aspect of the training. SSgt Morrison Signaller Cup runners-up managed to strike a balance not only between the technical and 2 Div Major Units Winners fitness training but also managed the myriad of other Regimental YSFL Premier Division Champions commitments the boxers had to undertake and dealing with the

12 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 medical requirements and acquiring the appropriate kit for the previous year’s competition’ as the only boxing experience they training. had! Boxing remains the king of sports at 2 Sig Regt and the focus is now on the ABA Charity boxing night in October, which Sp Sqn SSM, WO2(SSM) Roberts was also instrumental in will be held in York. SSgt Morrison also sees potential for some preparing the boxing team for this competition and organised the of the squad to enter the Army individual competitions in the near training to take place at the York Boxing Club. This was an future. Watch this space. excellent facility which also offered the additional benefit of training and sparring with civilian boxers. WO2(SSM) Roberts REGIMENTAL SHOOTING – CHAMPIONS continued to provide valuable input into the training, right up until - by LCpl Naresh Khapung the bouts were drawn. “Train hard, fight easy” is a famous motto within the Army and simple, self-explanatory steps to success were taken to heart by the Regimental Shooting Team at recent competitions. The vigorous training that started all the way back before the Corps Operational Shooting Competition (OSC) followed by the Bde Skill at Arms Meeting (SAAM) eventually led to the Army OSC. The main aim of the OSC is to improve the overall shooting standard of the armed forces. The competitive nature of the teams ensures that the competition always successfully achieves its goal.

The 2 Sig Regt Shooting team, a mixture of experienced and inexperienced shooters, started the training for the Corps OSC in March under direction of the Regimental Shooting Officer, Capt Tesharjang Gurung. Weeks of hard training paid off as the team was crowned champion unit at the Corps OSC. This success built up the confidence of the team which would be much required for the forthcoming The Regimental Boxing Team with the CO, 2IC and RSM Brigade SAAM and Army OSC. Subsequently, Sig Bijay The boxing team reduced in numbers as the training progressed Gurung and Sig Stay managed to grab Class B and Young and once the draw was made only a couple missed out in Soldier Awards respectively both in the Corps OSC and at the competing on the night. They remained with the team and hope Bde SAAM. to compete in the next event. The competition for 2 Sig Regt Boxing Team commenced with Sig Taylor (middle-weight), the Similarly, the Bde SAAM turned out to be a fabulous success with showman of the squad, who demonstrated impressive style and the team qualifying for the Army OSC (AOSC) as the runner-up to deservedly earned the ‘best boxer’ trophy. He set the team up the Major Unit Champion. Individually, WO2(SSM) Dhirbahadur with a positive mark on the score sheet which was quickly Khokaja Pun was successful in collecting a handful of trophies doubled by Cpl Forsyth, who won his welter-weight bout against along with the All Arms Individual Champion. a determined opponent from 30 Sig Regt. The female competition prior to the break was just as explosive as last year’s. Sig Drummond (female-welter) proved that there is considerable talent and potential for female boxers within the Bde.

Lt Col Cole, Maj Toze and WO1(RSM) Coombe are pictured with Capt Sig Drummond in action Teshar and his highly successful shooting team

LCpl Khem (light-heavy) was the first of the 2 Gurkha soldiers Although the unit only managed to stand overall 3rd in the AOSC boxing for 2 Sig Regt. He performed at his personal best on the 09, the individual achievements were outstanding. Sig night, surprising his coach and rising to the challenge in true ‘eye Lalbahadur Pun couldn’t let the Class B and Young Soldier of the tiger style’! Sig Horsley also narrowly missed winning and overall winner trophy slip away while Cpl Khagendra Tamang came runner-up in his welter-weight bout. With his reach, he has narrowly missed the Queen’s Medal. Above all, the greatest a great potential as a boxer. Sig Hill’s heavy weight bout raised achievements were for those 8 new sharp shooters who the entire audience to their feet and certainly gave the Regimental respectfully earned their famous Army 100 badges this year. This photographer lots to capture. He won, showing real grit and obviously signifies the fantastic achievements of our Shooting determination. In the final bout, Sig Rajendra (middle-weight) team in 2009. won praise from the Brig after he continued to stay on the offensive despite facing a significantly taller opponent. The experiences gathered from the competitions will not only assist the individuals in the future but will also be an asset to their The team came 2nd overall. An impressive result considering present and future units, especially when they deploy on ops in that a significant amount of competitors listed ‘watching the the near future.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 13 3rd (UNITED KINGDOM) DIVISION HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL REGIMENT BULFORD

CO Lt Col PEJ Drew shot onto the bar which was finally scrambled away by John RSM WO1 A Torrington Manley, preventing them from going 1 – 0 up. With some excellent work by LCp Bates and Sig Ford, our midfield held the SIGNALLERS CUP FINAL – 31 JULY 2009 AT YORK CITY FC upper hand. The breakthrough came after 44 minutes, when a series of good passes culminated in an effort being blocked on 2 SIG REGT v 3 (UK) DIV HQ & SIG REGT the edge of the 6 yard box and the ever present ‘Scouse’ 3 (UK) Div HQ & Sig Regt, the Army Challenge Cup winners 2009, McGhee striking the opportunity first time into the roof of the net fought their way through to the Signallers Cup Final for the first for a well deserved lead. One up to 3 Div! The team and the few time on 31 July 2009. The road to the final saw them face stiff fans– 8 in total – all of whom had travelled from Bulford on the opposition from several strong teams including 18 Sig Regt (9 – morning of the game to add their support, were ecstatic. 2 Sig 3), 30 Sig Regt (5 – 3) and 1 Armd Div HQ &Sig Regt (3 – 0). The Regt came back hard but their efforts were repulsed by some final would be the second time they faced 2 Sig Regt this season. great defensive work from the back 4, especially Sig Jay Previously we had beat the Yorkshire based Regt by 2 – 1 in the Patmore in goal and Sig Ewan Lindsay at left back who Quarter Final of the Army Challenge Cup. The final was played at managed to defeat their determined comeback. Half-time came York, courtesy of York City FC, a more suitable setting could not and both teams welcomed the break from the heat and the pace. have been chosen. The second half started at a similar pace to the first only this time it was 2 Sig Regt in the ascendancy and they pressurised us all the way. A mix up in our defence saw them concede ground and a loose ball fell to their striker who had the easiest of finishes past Sig Patmore to make it 1 – 1, game back on!

In an attempt to stem the tide we brought on our 4th newcomer, LCpl Matt Deans to replace Sig Brookes. This was his first run out as he was on R&R. Conceding this goal was the spur to drive us back into action. We redoubled their efforts and once more had 2 Sig Regt on the back foot. Their defence worked hard, throwing everything but the kitchen sink at the 3 Div assault but with Cpl Pinchback in such amazing form it never ever looked as though they would ever be breached, as he stemmed countless one on one attempts. Despite all this pressure it was 2 Sig Regt who got their heads in front in this contest when once again our defence were caught in two minds conceding simple possession to 2 Sig Regt. This eased them in front after a fine block by Sig Patmore. The Boss made further changes Sgt Stephenson, the 3 (UK) Div HQ & Sig Regt team captain replacing Capt Jim McMillan at the back, who was feeling the receiving the Signallers Cup pace a little, with Sig Berritt, another new lad. Despite all the to- The Boss, Maj Billy Green RE, took the makeshift team up to ing and fro-ing it seemed that the Cup was heading to Yorkshire York with Sgt Stevo Stephenson on their ‘Swan Song’, with the with Patmore once again being called in to make a world class aspiration of completing a successful season by taking the save across his goal from a corner from the alert 2 Sig Regt front Signallers Cup along with the already won Army Cup. A tall order line. That would have been 3 – 1 and game over. But the Bulford and all this before the players dispersed to the four winds, with team continued with their “never say die” attitude and in the 87th many of the team including Sgt Stephenson posted to 2 Sig minute they railroaded the 2 Sig Regt defence with 5 against 3 in Regt and the Boss going back to his Corps in August. the box. A shot from McGhee was blocked but fell to Stephenson. This too was blocked and fell to Culliford whose A couple of hard sessions on the training ground prior to the shot was saved by Pinchback. This left sub Deans racing in Final, highlighted some potential talent amongst the Bulford from the left to lace it into the roof of the net! 2 – 2. The game squad with no fewer than 5 new players selected to represent the was set for extra time. Regt for the first time. After all the recent torrential rain the team turned up at York City FC in glorious sunshine and a pitch fit to 3 Div pushed and pushed the Yorkshire team with Sgt host such a final. Anticipation was high on both sides with 2 Sig Stephenson having 4 one on ones in the final minutes only to be Regt wanting to get retribution for their earlier defeat and 3 Div foiled by the man of the match Cpl Pinchback. The game was HQ & Sig Regt not wanting to miss out on the opportunity of the killed off 4 minutes into overtime when great pressure down the double! The tension was palpable. right saw Stephenson, McGhee and Culliford combining to out think the 2 Sig Regt defence. Adam Culliford REME (2nd final 2 Sig Regt kicked off but it was the mighty 3 Div who started the winning goal in a season) got the final touch, a tap in after yet game sharper and with good use of their 2 wide players, Brooksy another block from Cpl Pinchback, 2 – 3! This had to be game and Adam Culliford. They were soon getting around the back of over and a well deserved victory for the side. the Yorkshire team’s defence and causing some angst. Their goalkeeper, Cpl Pinchback, was called into action early to make The combination of strong support from the terraces and tactical a number of amazing saves from Sig McGhee and Sgt substitutions from the Boss ensured the Regt kept the pressure Stephenson. The 3 newcomers in defence for us, WO2 John on as the clock ran down. The final whistle sounded and it was Manley, LCpl Dave Wade and Capt Jim McMillan found an time for the celebrations to begin. The Regt had won the understanding early with young Wade dominant in the air. The Signallers Cup for the first time. The players of 3 (UK) Div HQ & pace was relentless as the 2 Sig Regt goal was peppered from all Sig Regt can feel extremely proud of their achievements this directions. It appeared to be only a matter of time before 3 Div season adding this to the Army Challenge Cup won in April. got the vital first goal. 2 Sig Regt got into the game after an initial 20 mins or so and started to have their say and it was only a It was left to ‘Captain fantastic’ Sgt ‘The saviour’ Stephenson to fantastic save from Sig Jay Patmore in the 3 Div goal, pushing a lift a trophy for the second time, with Cpl Pinchback narrowly

14 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 beating Sig Jay Patmore and Sgt John Stephenson for the SCS took all the laptops and emptied Hicon so all we had to do ‘Man of the Match’ award. was take back the telephones we had installed and sort out all the tables. All in all it was a very good ex. I learnt how to deal Capt Danny O’Neill secretary of Royal Signals football summed with officers of a high rank and talk to them politely but also give up the day by saying what a great spectacle this match was. them a lesson or two on Microsoft Word. What a great advert for the health and standard of Royal Signals football not only at Regimental level but also at Army where the 206 SIGNAL SQUADRON Corps currently hold the Massey Trophy and 3 Div HQ & Sig Regt are the current holders of the Army Challenge Cup 2009. OC Maj LC Westerman SSM WO2(SSM) M Witham Every one in the Regt would like to thank Capt Richie Bell for organising the final. It was an amazing day for all involved, with a PTARMIGAN’S LAST STAND special thanks going to the staff at York City FC for allowing this final to be played there. A truly magnificent setting for the Mons Troop, 206 Sig Sqn, deployed on the 11 Lt Bde Mission Signallers Cup Final, long may it continue! Rehearsal Exercise (MRX) with an air of sadness; knowing that this was the last deployment of Ptarmigan assets. A pair of dual Finally a fond farewell too Maj Billy Green, RE who leaves the fit extended loop groups (ELG) was quite literally put together in Regt to go back to 3 RSME Regt as Regt 2IC. He will hand over the secure garages back in Bulford. Two days of testing the reigns of 3 (UK) Div HQ & Sig Regt FC to Capt Jim McMillan equipment and the broken items were put to one side, never to for the forthcoming season. He wishes good health and be used again. prosperity to all in Royal Signals Corps Football for the future and looks forward to meeting you on the football circuit in the new ELG 830 /831 was dragged out kicking and screaming with only 3 season 2009/10. wheels. Even a sick chit from the LAD could not bed it down! On arrival at West Down Camp on a fine summer morning, in the middle of Salisbury Plain, 830/831 was again placed on axle stands alongside Task Force Helmand HQ. This meant that the crew consisting of Det Comd, LCpl Worthington, Cpl Johnson, Cpl Rodmell and Sig Wise-bell, were involved in a balancing act throughout. ELG 834/835 was placed next to HICON in the place where the Geo det is normally found, which then prompted the exercise quote of the day, on most days: “Is this the GEO det?”.

As soon as the vehicles were in position, 7 quads were already being un-wound with torpedoes and subsets being laid out after Sgt ‘Neil’ Cansfield and LCpl ‘Peter’ Ward had marked out the plan After a total of 50 subsets were laid into TFH and HICON in record time, we then had to deal with the expected jokes regarding antique equipment. The long HF quad lays were then started. This proved to be a The victorious 3 (UK) Div HQ and Sig Regt team with the Signallers Cup very difficult task, due to the large number of buildings, 202 ARMOURED SQUADRON walkways and roads. But thanks to 10 Sig Regt’s fibre ducting, which was already in place, the job was made a lot easier. The OC Maj KA Owen SW+FC were being supplied by 22 Sig Regt who arrived on Day SSM WO2(SSM) W Scarrott 2 of the build phase. After a few cold starts, links were engineered and the fault finding could begin. LCpl ‘Hippy’ The Sqn would like to wish a fond farewell to Maj Alan Owen Hartfield and Cpl ‘Si’ Mackay led from the front and worked until who is posted to Staff College and welcome Maj Mike Parkes in all subsets were in and working. We then moved on to the 20 to the fold. required subsets for the out dets which ranged from the Officers mess to LOCON. This involved one very professional pole road SUPPORT TO 11 BDE MRX - by Sig Bowlby crossing!

202 Sig Sqn was used as support for the 11 Bde MRX. The first On Sunday 12 July, 2009, the ex began and MRX 11 was initial set up took place a week before the MRX was due to start. underway. Despite everyone’s best efforts the switches On the build we put the telephones in Hicon and set up all the encountered problems early on but they were quickly resolved. desks for the Staff. We also helped SCS (Civvies) put in the Once the Bde staff set to work on their new fandangled OTES computer terminals for the Staff in Hicon. In addition, aid computers and ISDN phones, it was a comfort to hear the familiar was given to 206 putting in the Ptarmigan assets for the ex. sound of our subsets ringing! It meant comms were in, working and being used. During the ex phase there were a few tactical Our role when the MRX started was manning the helpdesk and manpower substitutions with Sig ‘GTI’ Bates coming out for Netcen. The Helpdesk was used in Hicon for the Staff to use if LCpl ‘Matt’ Worthington and Sig ‘HQ’ De Main who was there was a problem with their OTES terminals. Most of the faults deployed on Day 1 in the Regt straight from the factory. There were the initial login requests caused by the Staff forgetting their were a few minor faults. One was rectified by LCpl ‘Ptarmigan passwords and laptops freezing. The helpdesk would then send Guru’ Ward, by putting the subset power cable into the handset. the fault up to Netcen where we would have a minimum of 2 Ptarmigan then settled into its role, which it has successfully people manning the desk at one time. Netcen would send that fulfilled for over 20 years. Although people mock Ptarmigan for fault on to SCS who are the civilian company who look after the being old and decrepit, she can still hold her own against newer OTES equipment. technologies. It is a sad day now that Ptarmigan is being phased out. Regardless of all the gripes and moans people have about My job was to run the helpdesk with Sig Berritt. Lt Swann was her, she has stood up to everything, from desert to poles and has in charge of the helpdesk so he helped us with dealing with the served us well. It was an emotional time at Endex. Before Staff who had a problem. WO2(FofS) ‘Dobby’ Dobson was the ending the link we saw fit to do a Final Conference call initiated main person to go to if there were any problems that needed by LCpl Ward and ended after Sgt Cansfield said a few words urgent resolution. It was the Foreman’s first ex with the Sqn and involving all the lads. he handled the pressure admirably! After 2 weeks of fun we started to tear down. It was done very swiftly as the guys from God bless Ptarmigan...gone but not forgotten.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 15 7th SIGNAL REGIMENT ELMPT

CO Lt Col NJ Makepeace auction of the 6 horses started with the auctioneer Capt John RSM WO1 (RSM) M MacDonald ‘David Dickinson’ Nixon pressurising the JFCIS members to reach deep into their pockets to part with their hard earned cash. Following 6 successful months on Op HERRICK, during which Then the races were underway with the JFCIS crowd baying for members of the Regt served in 17 locations across Afghanistan the colour of their horse to be rolled on the dice and then for as and supported CIS equipment in 10 others, transfer of authority high a number as possible to get them to the end of the course. to 1 (UK) Armd Div HQ & Sig Regt was achieved as of 1830hrs on The 1st race was very competitive with a number of horses being 13 August. able to win with a final roll of the dice. However, in the end, it was Flt Lt Neil Murray who came out on top and the winnings Our tour was one of significant challenges and considerable went his way! After the excitement of the first race the betting achievements, both for the 250 strong contingent in Afghanistan started with a flurry for the 2nd and the 6 horses were auctioned and the remainder back in Germany who continued to provide off in no time at all! This was more of a one horse race with the comd sp to HQ ARRC. horse owned by Sig Chelle Pheasant and LCpl Rachel Turvey romping home before the others had got out of the stalls! The As CO, there are many things I could say but I don’t want to 3rd and final race of the evening was once again a close run thing indulge in too much chest-thumping about the Regt’s with any horse being able to win the race. However after a flurry achievements; they speak for themselves in any case. However, I of rolls of the dice it ended up with Sgt Mick Wall taking the final must emphasize the immense contributions of our soldiers, who winnings of the night. consistently did exceptional things in difficult operational, technical and environmental conditions. They are extraordinary With the conclusion of the final race, the charity pot was revealed people and we can be very proud of them. to show $176.05 to go to ‘’, so thanks to the guys of JFCIS for being so generous. All that was left to do was to get JFCIS FAREWELL TO 7 SIG REGT – BBQ AND HORSE a few more ‘near beers’ down our necks and make the most of RACING NIGHT our last social function as members of JFCIS – well at least for this tour anyway! Following the success of the Krypton Factor and Pizza Night at the JFCIS Oasis on 29 July 2009, it was decided that JFCIS BASTION TROOP - by Sig ‘Dru’ Drury should organise a final function for the 7 Sig Regt members of JFCIS. Step forward the volunteers and there were none! So it Tp Comd Capt Marsden/Lt Exell fell to the JFCIS Ops team to square away yet another function. Tp SSgt SSgt Alex After a session of ‘back of the fag packet’ planning it was agreed that we would organise a BBQ and a horse racing event to take To finish the tour off on a high, Bastion Tp decided to have a place on Friday 7 August with some of the proceeds going to potted sports afternoon ending in a BBQ. The opportunity to ‘Help for Heroes’. escape the office was certainly a morale booster; almost everybody in the Det was involved, including the TCW team. With the first elements of the 1 (UK) Armd Div HQ & Sig Regt Events kicked off with a sandbag toss, with Sgt Dave King taking team in Theatre, it was seen as an excellent opportunity to pole position. Shamefully LCpl Brandon Lalor only managed 4th welcome them and hopefully to encourage them to carry on place despite being an ex-shot put, javelin and hammer thrower! organising functions within the Oasis! This is of course, only an The next event was the egg toss, where each 2 man team was 18 x 24 tent behind the SQMS dept but with some love and a bit required to throw an egg to each other, with the distance being of elbow grease, it can be turned into a location suitable to host a increased for each successful throw! Inevitably several dinner night, as was seen in May 2009. individuals ended up covered in raw egg, including Cpl ‘Johnny’ Howells who was ‘egged’ by a more senior member of the Tp. Capt John ‘McCrirrick’ Nixon was given the task of prising $4 Up next was the sack race. There were a few simple rules for out of the JFCIS members bulging wallets with the promise of this; number one being that the sack must be kept at waist excellent food, cold ‘near beer’ and gambling. This was harder height. This would be an easy rule to follow unless you are Lt than expected, as some members of JFCIS have an aversion to Lois Exell, who, once in the sack, was short enough for it to parting with money! Cpl Kenny Moorhead who is tighter than 2 come up over her head and make her look like a contortionist. coats of paint is one of these and a new member of the IS Sect, Despite this she still managed to win the race by a good 3 secs. Flt Lt Martin Crimin who requested a receipt for his $4! One of the more amusing events was certainly the three-legged- race, a relatively straightforward event unless you were a member So on the day of the event, the cleaning party of WO1 Tom of the TCW team. They didn’t make it more than 10 ft without Anscomb and Capt John Nixon gave the Oasis its blitz and then destroying the zip ties holding them together …twice! allowed our Net Eng Team of Capt Steve Ruxton and WO1 Taff Ceaser stepped forward with their technical expertise to set up The evening ended with a BBQ and the prize presentation. The the computerised horse racing. After extensive testing it was COMMCEN walked away overall winners of the day’s events, finally ready to go and the chefs for the night dashed off to much to the disgruntlement of the EDs. The evening also collect the food and to light the BBQ. provided the ideal opportunity for the Op Herrick Ironman competition winners to be announced. The trophy and winners’ To ensure that the Comd JFCIS’s main effort of a cold beer was medals going to the Tele Mechs while heckles from the crowd of achieved, John and Tom called into the Class 1 compound on “cheat and fix” were being shouted, mainly by members of the KAF and proceeded to ‘acquire’ 500lbs of ice! Everyone was Sqn HQ. present in the Oasis by 1930hrs and bang on time the food was served up. Compliments were forth coming all night for the People are now starting to make their way back to Bastion ready quality and presentation (on a plate) of the food and therefore for the onward journey back to Germany via Cyprus. The thanks were extended to Tom, Steve and John. The first weapons have started getting bundled and the move into the element of the night was achieved. transit accommodation in close upon us, it is now nearly time to go home. So with our time drawing to a close, we can start to It was then full steam ahead with the gambling part of the eflect on all that we have achieve in the past six months. We can evening, with betting starting on the 1st of 3 races. After that the all leave theatre knowing that we have worked hard and made

16 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 a difference over the past months, as well as now having FOB SHAWQAT ICS DETATCHMENT - by SSgt Harrison memories that will stay with us forever. I had mixed expectations of what to expect upon my arrival in Afghanistan. Having never previously done an op tour in this theatre, I was in the same boat as the lads during our flight out to Kandahar. Our Sqn had been filtered down as we had passed through various locations during our travels; now there were 5 of us walking across to the Bastion flight line in extended line, the sun silhouetting the inbound helicopters in what felt like a movie scene. An impromptu rendition of the ‘We Were Soldiers’ quote of “Gentlemen I will be the first on and last man off that battlefield” seemed appropriate and managed to make the heavy bergens that we were lugging about seem that little bit lighter!

My role as det comd was to form healthy working relationships with the BG(S) HQ staff. The RSO proved to be invaluable with my integration into the BG(S) HQ and proved to be a priceless Sgt King and Sgt McGinley doing the Promina 400 lift asset to have on our side in order to gain the inside information that was not always passed to the Atts and Dets on the CO’s LASHKAR GAR ICS TROOP - by Cpl Ferris evening conference. The ICS det was responsible for the maintenance of the FOB and assisted with another 5 Patrol Bases Tp Comd Lt Lynton Bell (PBs). The majority of faults down the PB line were generator related. This saw our det RSE on road moves and patrols It took a while to get to grips with some of the systems here as between PB locations to assist with their problems. Bringing for some of us, this was our first time in an IS role, our usual power to the guys out on the front does tend to hold you in a sort trade being a CS Operator. In the IS cell we have Sgt Sluman, of “god like” status, something which our RSE found out after his Cpl Ferris, LCpl Harrison and LCpl Jo Lyle. first trip out. Tp Comds were praising him, the lads were offering him anything they could lay their hands on; all in all a very humbling experience for our RSE.

FOB Shawqat is a newly constructed location and was a building site upon our arrival. It took a couple of days to adjust to things and the way of living in a FOB in such infancy. The FOB has fantastic potential but is still very much lacking some basic living facilities – fresh bottled water was the first immediate missing luxury. The well water with added chlorine is just about drinkable if you put the entire ration pack of powdered drinks flavours into it.

With any location the hierarchical visit is one to be expected but this was proving to be quite a problem due to a lack of spaces on support helicopters. The OC made it out on his 4th attempt. As always first impressions count and the det was spotless – all paperwork and det folders The Lashkar Gar ICS Troop were squared away, briefs and visits organised. We wanted to show the OC our hardships in the FOB. This was We started picking up on people’s habits rather quickly; like the messed up slightly by our US neighbours inviting us to a BBQ. OC Tp, Lt Bell finding the need to record on his camera anything Rather than the poverty stricken, ration eating, oil drum burning and everything that flew in, bless him. routine that we had been claiming, the OC spent the evening tucking in to steak, ribs and lobster tails. Hardly the impression Within the tour, the IS cell were committed to the reconstruction that would give us an allowance for unpleasantness! of the switch network, the re-wiring of the HQ, VoIP installation and putting the WinLink into the OCCP, outside police station, as well as our day to day work of maintaining Mission Secret, JOCS and HERRICK RLI. However it was not all work as we managed to fit in a fair few games of volleyball, BBQs, poker nights and the odd tanning session! We got some rather dodgy looks from people watching us when we first got here playing volleyball as we couldn’t even manage to get the ball over the net and we spent more time getting the ball off the roof!

The Commcen at FOB Shawqat

As with every tour there have been good and bad days, however as always, the good far outweigh the bad. I have thoroughly enjoyed being in the FOB and being able to provide a service to those that need it in the remote locations. I have been lucky enough to serve, and to receive acknowledgement and praise from the end users, providing a feeling of great achievement and Building the large dish at Lashkar Gar total satisfaction from this tour.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 17 THE TALE OF TWO GYPSIES - by Sgt Wood and Cpl Card training received and with the guidance from his onsite Tech, he is now close to being described as a computer geek, although of the last 2 remaining of the original FOB Nolay, we have endured course he will deny this! LCpl Karl King, ‘The Tech’, did his the trials and tribulations of moving 3500kg from location to initial det checks at Shorabak and improved the connectivity location yet cannot help but feel privileged to have had the diagrams by creating them in Microsoft’s VISIO. Lt Graham was opportunity to work with the varied personalities across all cap so impressed he then asked the remaining SSTs to follow suit. badges and to see so much of Afghanistan in and around the locations where we have deployed to in our gypsies’ caravan. SST4 at Lashkar Gah has been scaled down a lot during the tour, so much so that the det is looking at closing down shortly. With At FOB Nolay we were spoilt with a cookhouse, cool the decreased workload, Sig Taylor became a guitar teacher for accommodation and nightly fireworks. A nice small Coy location the Americans posted at that location. supporting Whisky Coy RM. The start of the tour was hectic, getting used to all the reports and returns while trying to get Back in Kandahar the Technical Support Team continued to install maximum hands-on. There was a very professional and relaxed and maintain the audio visual equipment the HQ requires. For the working ethos with the RM which was a good base to build from, most part this is relatively painless however it does take a long quickly getting to know the personalities around the FOB. time for ordered equipment to arrive – sometimes months.

Soon however we had to move the equipment to PB Argyll. The As tours go I feel this one has been rather more easy going only option was an under slung lift, quote Sgt Wood: “I cannot compared to my last, which just involved tabbing around Kabul explain the feeling of watching 3500kg of equipment on my flick, all day. But being Royal Signals, more often than not you are costing thousands upon thousands of pounds just swinging going to be part of the technical warfare in a strategic HQ, aimlessly from left to right underneath a helicopter.” At the time, developing your comms skills in a static location. this equipment was being flown into a ‘not very friendly HLS!’ Once we arrived at PB Argyll, it was back to basics sleeping KABUL ICS TROOP under the stars, with ponchos for cover and enjoying the culinary delights of Her Majesty’s finest ORP. We set about installing the Tp Comd Capt Lifton equipment in the only spare place possible thanks to the PWRR Tp SSgt SSgt Rickard CQMS kindly donating an ISO container which allowed us to set up shop and begin to empire build! Kabul ICS Tp has experienced various challenges, highs and lows during our tour in Afghanistan. Personnel have been split On to another good yet considerably smaller Coy location. This between 3 locations which provide totally different experiences. time we were supporting the PWRR Coy and CO’s Tac. By Whilst the geographical distribution of sites and personnel at installing Hesco sofas, parachutes and the world’s best cooker, times has proven to be challenging, it has also provided the the det started to develop. Our role at Argyll was essentially to opportunity to ‘break the wire’, travel the city and witness the provide the same services as Nolay, although we had a few more culture around us. Commitment to force protection duties has depts to support, i.e. OMLT, EW and MSST. This included Sig inevitably taken its toll, but with it came the chance to improve Frost helping the BFBS Reports team with a BGan sat fault. Sig our soldiering skills and interact with some of the locals. For me Frost loved the attention of the 2 female reporters as they sat 3 and many others it has been a first op tour and for me a abreast at the GS table. Unfortunately the pilot of the F18 circling challenging but rewarding opportunity to command a fantastic above got jealous and proceeded to conduct a strafing run group of talented individuals in an interesting foreign environment. directly over the Det. As the reporters panicked in a mass of tangled hair and flailing arms, they took cover between Sig “Since deploying I was happy to be given a Talon Det to Frost’s legs! command and have some responsibility of my own for the first time. I have also done sangar duties and couriered crypto to REGIONAL COMMAND SOUTH DEPLOYABLE TROOP other camps. This gives you a real insight into the locals’ lives. Overall the deployment has gone well; I think we were well Tp Comd Lt Tony Graham trained for it and I have gained lots of valuable experience on the Tp SSgt SSgt Ally Johnston kit I have worked on.” – Sig Williams Talon Det Comd

The Systems Support Teams (SSTs) would now be “This has been my 3rd tour and each time I have worked on unrecognisable to our predecessors. SST1 has been completely completely different comms equipment. It has shown me how recabled and replaced with a new system which is essentially the much things have changed over the years from Ptarmigan to same but the kit is maintained by civilians. The SST has more civilian kit such as Promina, and from Clansman to secure integrated well into the community up there and generally the Bowman. I have also seen the rise in information systems, which working atmosphere is really good. The SST has a really strong is what I have worked on this time. It has been challenging working relationship with the Australians who make the SST feel managing equipment in other locations as we often have welcome in a predominantly Dutch/Australian Camp. difficulties getting transport to them” – Cpl Swift RLI Man

SST2, located in FOB Lagman in Qalat, Zabu Province, has KABUL SUPPORT UNIT changed dramatically in 6 months; so much so that the det comd, Cpl Simkins will not want to hand it over! There have been OC Maj Bob Pye weeks worth of DIY including tables with integrated USB SSM WO2 Nav Elliott (Feb – Apr) & WO2 Chris connectors and professionally rounded corners. The SST are Brown also busy maintaining and administering FOB Lagman, Apache QM Maj Alf Cupper (Feb – Apr) & Maj Vince and Smart. I enjoyed spending my time at FOB Apache. It was McNaught MBE brilliant working with the US Embedded Transition Team although RQMS WO2(RQMS) Minorczych a bit of a grind at the time! I spent days fixing that infernal MTWO SSgt Johnson equipment and modifying the SSPA for hot weather. I met a lot of really good people out there and one of the good points about CLOSING THOUGHTS going out on tour is meeting new and different people on a regular basis. The 7 Sig Regt contingent of KJSU deployed specifically to support around 600 plus UK Force Elements over 12 locations in SST3 in Camp Tombstone have been commanded by Sgt Steve Kabul and Northern Afghanistan. The det was predominantly at Wood. Here is a man that by all accounts, loves the sun and Camp Souter, with a small J4 Det at HQ ISAF and the MT now looks like a pint of Guinness according to the Tp SSgt! Sgt provided transport and force protection for the movements Wood took over the det and worked hard to expand on the around the city and beyond.

18 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 Camp Souter is in effect a mirror of a Northern Ireland Patrol do a complete hand over/take over from 22 Sig Regt LAD on our Base in Belfast with mortar and rocket attack being the main own and a huge thanks to SSgt ‘Stevie’ Lang and the rest of his threat. But once outside the wire almost anything could happen team for making it as painless as possible. and on more than a few occasions, luck was on everyone’s side. Despite the successes, the number of near misses was March significant. Watching a known suicide vehicle drive on the dual carriageway is slightly disturbing. March saw us establishing a working routine and all personnel were busy getting to grips with their own areas of responsibility. The MT had an impressive work rate and quickly got used to The last of the snow melted away but not before LCpl Alex managing the space around their vehicles. VIP movement around Reading had managed to get his FODEN recovery vehicle the city ranged from CDS, Sir , CinC Land, Gen bogged in, not once but twice, while carrying out a fairly simple Richards, to Gordon Brown. Moving around the city is a recovery task. A heinous crime against his beloved trade group nervous event. Saxon moves are noisy and disorientating to he was duly fined 3 crates of coke, 1 for not walking the route those inside and demanding for the top cover crew scoping out and 2 for getting his vehicle stuck. This turned out to be a fairly possible threats and interacting with local traffic and populace. common reoccurrence throughout the tour – much to his wallet’s Armoured 4x4 moves are very different with the intention of dismay. blending in as much as possible making it a far better opportunity to get a flavour for the real city.

KJSU is a truly tri-service unit where humour is at the centre of morale. New phrases crept into Souter speak with regular Pongo/Matelot/Crab tit-for-tat exchanges. Battles with the Matelots over sickbay, cabin, and wets were continuous and all in the best possible taste.

CIMIC tasks have played a part during our tour; aid provision, infrastructure improvements, and providing sports equipment, stationery and furniture to local schools. We also invited local schools to Souter for football and volleyball games. All the CIMIC LCpl Reading in tears after getting stuck in a small puddle – tasks were very well received by the local community. twice! Within Souter we have managed to secure a new generator farm April and started significant improvements to the accommodation. On the security side we have improved all the sangars and renewed This month saw the introduction of the mighty Vector to replace just about every piece of razor wire on the outside of Camp the tired but highly reliable Saxon fleet. April also saw the R&R where everyone from the CO down was involved in the manual period begin in earnest and whilst the Recce Mech was away, his labour or force protection. replacement from ES Gp Bastion was busy being bumped off several flights, thanks to the RAF. Inevitably the call came in to This has been a cracking tour for Sp Sqn. Everyone who rescue a Snatch that had bogged in, so the Tiff and Cfn ‘Froggy’ deployed worked their hardest and I can honestly say we Beddoes crashed out only to discover the vehicle was stuck in a achieved far more than I thought we would. The teamwork, field of mud and human faeces and had to be dug out – very selflessness and the willingness to step into the breach has been pleasant. humbling. This could be my last op tour and certainly the chances to command on ops are a rare thing for a grumpy Late May Entry Maj like me. I have become confident of many things about the young soldiers we have amongst us today. Many are much Now well into the tour, KSU decided everyone in camp would brighter than their predecessors. They are committed and I enter into the KABruggen 10 mile road race. This was Kabul’s believe we have some truly excellent soldiers who will, in the version of the annual race run at our parent unit, so the Workshop fullness of time, make possibly the finest generation of soldiers decided to enter into the spirit of the event in true REME fashion. we have had in many years. Few soldiers have experienced op Not merely content to run the race, we set about building a tours where they found themselves on the ground having to make “Trike” powered by a refurbished diesel generator engine and a the right decisions first time every time and every day. This has scrap palletizer. The brakes were a bit ropey however so we been the most challenging appointment of my career but also the decided that we’d only use engine power when we were really most rewarding. I would not have missed it for the world but it is tired, i.e. at the start. The race was going very well until Cfn time for us all to move on now. ‘Moon’ Walker took one particular bend a little too fast and all the tyres blew out. Not put off by this minor setback we decided Good luck to the ARRC Sp Bn I hope their tour is as successful to complete the race dressed in our full attire. This drew a huge as ours has been. round of applause from the spectators and a great deal of money was raised for ‘Help for Heroes’. KABUL JOINT SUPPORT UNIT (KJSU) WORKSHOP June Det SSgt SSgt T Hogben Art Veh Well over half way through the tour the Workshop personnel February found themselves expanding their skills in all manners of different areas. Some of the local populace decided they needed some of SSgt Trev Hogben and 2IC Sgt ‘Jase’ Townsend left a very cold the Camp’s barbed wire and fence panels for their own houses, 7 Sig Regt early in the morning of 31 January 09. We were so they duly helped themselves. amongst the first to depart for the 6 month tour stationed in Kabul. We arrived in Kandahar where we spent a couple of days This meant that the services of the Workshop Metalsmith, Cfn before reaching our final destination. ‘Carl’ Bowkett were required to weld the replacement panels etc back into place. As this task was outside the wire, the QRF were The remainder of the workshop personnel were due to leave on required to deploy as Force Protection, which in turn led to KSU 10 February which should have seen them arrive in plenty of time personnel standing in for the QRF. So what would normally be for the official change over on the 14th. Unfortunately the described as a fairly routine task actually turned into a small op unpredictable British weather kicked in and all modes of public deployment? A high degree of professionalism was shown by all transport ground to a screeching halt. This meant that we had to and after a few hours the task was completed satisfactorily.

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Now approaching the end of our tour, it was imperative we all remain focused to the end which to everyone’s credit we did with total dedication and professionalism. July saw the introduction of the new urban patrol vehicle Ridgeback to replace Saxon. In order to receive the equipment I had to send our Class 1 VM, LCpl ‘Patch’ Adams down to ES Gp Bastion to gain some much needed competency and as the temperature there currently sits at 45°C as opposed to Kabul’s 30°C, I’m sure he’s still calling me a few choice names. To summarise, we have all had a highly productive and worthwhile op tour and I’m sure everyone will enjoy their well deserved leave. I also believe that I have managed to get all of the Workshop’s names into this article which means the EOT function will prove expensive – but Cfn Bowkett repairs the outer fence under guard thoroughly enjoyable.

10th SIGNAL REGIMENT CORSHAM

CO Lt Col SL Copley Following lunch the wives moved to the live firing range for an RSM WO1(RSM) AN Watkins introduction to pistol and MP5K. With the introductory lessons and safety briefs out of the way, the wives put on their body REGIMENTAL HEADQUARTERS armour, ear defence and helmets and made their way to the firing point. Mrs Naylor wasn’t very happy about not being allowed to Firstly, a huge congratulations to the 2IC, Maj Paul Smith and do a commando roll whilst shooting but enjoyed the shoot all the Regimental Ops Officer Maj Granville Yeomans for their same. A number of the wives were good shots, getting a tighter selection on this year’s Pink List. The Regt has also seen a grouping than their partners, whilst others were having difficulty handover of RSMs as WO1(RSM) Ali Watkins arrives from 7 Sig seeing down the sights with their partners’ helmet on. Regt to replace Capt Kenny Rayson who leaves us on commissioning. Not the only turn around in RHQ, we now have a At the end of the day’s activities we all moved back to Lisburn for burgeoning ops team with the arrival of WO1(FofS) Lynn a Sqn BBQ and a few drinks. A really good day enjoyed by all Stevenson from 14 Sig Regt and WO1(YofS) Gaz Lane from HQ apart from the husbands who were left at home looking after the 1 Sig Bde. children all day.

The summer period has been very busy for the Regt, 251 Sig Sqn 241 SIGNAL SQUADRON have conducted the Summer Ceremonial Duties in London, including the very successful Queen’s Birthday Parade and 241 OC Maj SJF Ing and 225 Sig Sqns have continued to churn through ops in SSM WO2(SSM) P Belcher Afghanistan while simultaneously assisting with the draw-down from Iraq. 243 Sig Sqn maintain their support to HQ LF with the Since our last submission to The Wire back in April, the Sqn has move to Andover looming ever closer. seen a number of changes at the helm. Maj Graham Pardew has handed the Sqn over to Maj Simon Ing and disappeared to 225 SIGNAL SQUADRON sunny Naples and the NATO Joint Force HQ. Literally days prior to this, WO1 Mark Morgan handed over the reigns of SSM to OC Maj BM Bingham MBE WO2 Paul Belcher and departed for new pastures as a Tp OC in SSM WO2(SSM) SD Kenny 11 Sig Regt. The Sqn wishes them all the best in their new assignments. We also welcome Capt Phillipa Marsden, due in EXERCISE BRUNO’S PARTNER post from 7 Sig Regt as this goes to print, to become the new Sqn OpsO. On Saturday 27 June, the Sqn ran a military activity day for the wives of the Sqn. The day started off well with the wives going We will be saying good bye to Capt Simon Gray in August who down to Ballykinlar Training Centre and getting dressed in their departs after almost 2 years, having arrived originally as OC Kilo husbands’ CS 95 kit. The first activity of the day was a relay Tp. He disappears across the valley to be a Sqn 2IC with 21 Sig race. The wives had to put up a 9 x 9 tent without instruction, Regt. The Sqn is very busy and will continue to be so; to deliver take it down and then move it to the other end of the football surge manpower to ops, Overseas Garrisons, Pre-Deployment pitch and reassemble it. Mrs Lee and Mrs Bingham decided Training and other major exs. At the same time the Sqn that the quickest way to dismantle the tent was to flip it onto its continues to train, play sport, provide representation on most if roof and then take out all the poles! not all Regimental teams and squeeze in a bit of charity work too. The ‘brigaded’ Mech has never been busier! The wives were then moved onto the camouflage and concealment stand. Once the wives had applied cam cream they The Regimental Battle Camp was held at Okehampton Training received a demonstration of what to do and what not to do in the Camp where the Sqn deployed all available personnel. True to field. LCpl Lee demonstrated how a soldier can merge into his form, in Okehampton it rained for most of the pleasurable 2 surroundings with the right camouflage followed by LCpl weeks there. During the Battle Camp we progressed from live Downward demonstrating the Kazakhstan method of camouflage individual fire and manoeuvre to sect attacks. This was one of the and concealment and that a mankini isn’t the best way to blend most exciting yet challenging parts, as the majority of us had not into your surroundings. After a few laughs and giggles the wives done it before. The first week was mostly revision and made their way to a BCDT stand, they were taught some basic progressive training, which was preparation for the second week. first aid and then went onto a scenario; LCpl White was a The Patrol Competition was the final event in the CO’s Cup. It convincing casualty with her ghostly complexion and fake blood. started at 1330hrs for 241 Sig Sqn. The weather at the start was The wives held their nerve and dealt with the situation well, a constant drizzle, as is the norm, but as the competition treating and extracting the casualty to a safe location. progressed the weather got to a point where it actually stopped

20 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 play. The decision was made that the first 5 of the 9 checkpoints Mark Morgan and SSgt Mickey Lake and raised £3555 on the would count towards the final total. 225 Sig Sqn won and 241 evening which combined with the raffle and auction, made a total came in much lower than anticipated but with very much the long of just over £6000 for the Army Benevolent Fund. Laura game in mind. Well done lads a truly courageous effort in Coleman, Miss England 2008/09, attended the evening as a VIP somewhat damp conditions, a true test of personal administration guest and helped raise the money and certain other things in the and perseverance. auction by wearing and holding the items; I am sure that helped with the bidding. HOTEL TROOP SSgt Lake had the hard job of hosting Miss England for the OP HERRICK SURGE evening, tough life! On the evening he also received the CO’s Commendation for his charity fund raising efforts. A specialist Installation Technician Team of 7 deployed from Corsham on 12 April this year to embark on an 8 week surge to Afghanistan to conduct important cable installations within Helmand. After the usual on the bus off the bus at Brize Norton, we managed to leave the ground on 14 April. A quick changeover at Kandahar meant that we arrived in Camp Bastion to begin work on 15 April.

With such a high demand for the fruits of our labour, cable installation tasks were required in a number of different locations within Helmand Province. The teams were divided into 2, with 3 members deploying to Lashkar Gah and the remainder of the team deployed to Gereshk.

In both locations, the tasks were very similar. They included building Network Equipment Rooms (NER) from scratch within a time frame of 9 days. Others tasks were the replacement of legacy cables and other cable maintenance until we returned to Camp Bastion to finish off the deployment. We finished within our deadline, and achieved a high standard of work.

11 LIGHT BRIGADE MISSION REHEARSAL EXERCISE SSgt Lake and Laura Coleman

In preparation for the forthcoming deployment of 11 Lt Bde to Op On the sporting front LCpl Thomas from the Sqn has been HERRICK, a MRX was conducted on Salisbury Training Area. In selected for the Bath rugby trials. At the time of going to print he order to simulate Op HERRICK a substantial amount of copper will have completed their pre-season training. A possible call up and fibre cabling had to be installed to accommodate the vast for the first team? – watch this space. In the meantime there is array of CIS on the ex. Upon arrival the team from Hotel Tp were some cable that needs pulling! given a set of plans for the lay down of each site and detailed off to buildings that we were to work in. To get it all ready for the LIMA TROOP Bde Comd and his staff required the lay down of client laptops and the fibre to connect from the network card, via respective Lima Tp would like to bid farewell to Sgt Ben McFaul as he switches to the back of the server. As the ex started, the team leaves the Army and we wish him the best of luck for the future. was reduced to provide a 24 hr support and maintenance team The Tp extends a warm welcome to Lt Emellia Ker, from 14 Sig while the remainder went back to Corsham for subsequent tasks. Regt, who takes over as Tp OC in Aug and allows Capt Alex Manley to be deployed to Afghanistan on an OCE tour. Other than a few Staff Officer Client moves and one or two cable faults that need to be rectified, the rest of the ex passed without IIn recent times the Tp has managed to deploy on 3 surges to incident. At the end of the MRX the full team reformed and both Afghanistan and Iraq which have made the last few months carried out the tear down. No sooner had we recovered back to flyby. We look forward to a hectic middle part of the year and Corsham than we were earmarked for the 6 Div MRX in covering Sqn tasks including more time in support of Op Sennelager. HERRICK, the Falklands and Brunei.

KILO TROOP OP TELIC SURGE

As well as the constant stream of surges to Afghanistan and the On 11 April the Tp sent a 7 man surge team to Op TELIC. This now fading Iraq surge ongoing, several members have deployed was the final surge to Iraq and therefore very poignant for the and returned from 6 month Individual Replacement tours. Cpl Sqn. The team included a few newcomers to Iraq and for one of Lane, LCpl Gibson and Sig Fazakerley have recently packed the team this was his first deployment since joining the Army. their bags and are off to enjoy 6 long enjoyable months in The first few weeks were mainly taken up by underground cable Afghanistan attached to the 1 Armd Div Sig Regt based Theatre installations for the Americans. The team pulled in a 144 core ICS Sqn. Meanwhile LCpl Rutter has arrived back from Kosovo fibre over 4kms in the blistering 45 degree C heat. and Sig Roads has returned from the Falkland Islands. This was an extremely difficult task for anyone who was The Tp have also deployed in support of MRXs at Westdown wondering. For a large part of their remaining time out on the Camp, a surge to Brunei to install infrastructure within the new COB, the team was responsible for the tearing out of the entire accommodation buildings and Ex IRON TRIANGLE, all within the British comms infrastructure; including the Div HQ which some of month of May. As well as that, members from the Tp created the them had put in a few years ago. They worked day and night till bulk of the team for the CO’s Cup competition hockey and where they were done and a lot of effort went in but they got there in the the Sqn finished a respectable 2nd. end and earned a well earned weekend off. On the weekend the teams played volleyball and caught up on personal admin. REGIMENTAL SPORTSMAN’S DINNER Overall the surge was productive and went without incident and On 21 May the Regt had its annual Sportsman’s Dinner which this all the team came back safe knowing that most of them are off on year was held at Bath Rugby Club. It was organised by WO1 Op HERRICK in July.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 21 243 SIGNAL SQUADRON free broadband, Sky and telephone in the rooms! Much fun was had by the Ryton based 1 Tp element sending pictures to the OC Maj NH Smikle Didcot based guys living in their not so 6 star accommodation. SSM WO2(SSM) P Alford 2 TROOP Since our last submission to The Wire, the Sqn has undergone a change of comd and a reshuffle in SHQ. Maj Glenis Maloney Tp OC Lt S Wallis has handed over as OC to Maj Nev Smikle and moved the short Tp SSgt SSgt D Margle hop to the Command Support Group based at the School of Infantry in Warminster. The last few months have been extremely hectic for the Sqn, as our niche comms capability, Tyndale, came into full use at the WO2 John Manley has handed over the reigns of SSM to WO2 beginning of the year. The Tp now have 2 dets manned like 1 Tp Paul Alford and departed to be MTWO for 3 (UK) Div HQ & Sig at 3 hrs NTM at all times. Following Ex HOT SANDS, where the Regt. The Sqn wishes them all the best in their new Tps all became operationally effective, we have had a period of assignments. To complete the restructure of SHQ, the Ops time to fit in activities that make a refreshing change to ex and Officer, Capt Daz Evans has also departed handing over to Capt being on call. Firstly, a Tp education day to the Royal Hospital Jules Thorne who joins us from 2 Sig Regt. Chelsea then Tp and Sqn adventure training. It hasn’t been all play though; we have supported three Bde level capability trials 251 SIGNAL SQUADRON and been tested on a no-notice callout in between. Individuals from 2 Tp have also formed the backbone to the Morrison Cup OC Maj AK Crapper athletics squad and contributed significantly to the Sqn’s SSM WO2 K East Shooting team.

1 TROOP TP DAY OUT TO ROYAL HOSPITAL CHELSEA

Tp OC Lt M Grande Treated like celebs throughout, on arrival we were greeted by Tp SSgt SSgt J Roberts ‘Paddy’ our tour guide. He gave us an in depth tour and treated us to some funny stories of his time at the hospital. During the 1 Tp’s role is to provide comms to the Technical Response Force tour, Lt Susie Wallis, LCpl Lydia Newton and I were whisked (TRF) – a conglomerate of MOD agencies, scientists, EOD units, away by the BBC to be interviewed about females being admitted and Blue light services in support of UK Ops. To enable us to to the hospital. At this time Lt Wallis was panicking about her deploy in response to CBRN incidents, the Tp is held at up to 3 hair and desperately looking for a mirror. We were privileged to hrs notice to move (NTM); this is amongst the shortest NTM times get a look around the guys’ accommodation, which is ten times in the Royal Signals. The degree of professionalism and technical better than ours and we got to see the brand new infirmary that ability required to maintain and operate our bespoke equipment, had been built, which was very impressive. After a grilling from requires a high calibre of soldiers in the Tp. Training therefore is the BBC we found the rest of the Tp had been shown the bar, vital to us in maintaining these high standards. In March 2009, 1 much to the delight of LCpl Dickinson. Apparently the old boys Tp was involved in Ex BABYLON TIGER where our objective was had been drinking for a while and they were on top form. to practise the first responders to a CBRN incident. Cpl Russell, Laughing, joking and swapping war stories with us all. They all LCpl Mclachlan, LCpl Thomas, Sig Bradfield and Sig Bignell seemed to lead such a good life; wake up, scoff, bar, deployed on Ex BABYLON TIGER around the Thetford training bed...perfect! It was so good that Cpl Weller tried securing a area providing mobile comms assets from the boot of estate cars, room there for his retirement. After donating to their ongoing which was a novel new way of using some of our kit! However appeal, we hit the road back to sunny Aldershot – an enjoyable novel this may have seemed at the time, it proved to be an and valuable day out had by all. excellent way of providing the type of comms, i.e. Agile Nodes, that the TRF wanted at short notice down the narrowest of SQUADRON ADVENTURE TRAINING 2009 country lanes or city centre streets. The ex was a first for us operating in this fashion and working like this again would be 251 Sig Sqn went to Capel Curig in North Wales for a spot of welcomed by all involved. adventure training. Half the group tackled a multi-activity package: Kayaking, Canoeing, Hill walking and Rock Climbing. Further training wasn’t far around the corner with Ex BERLIN The rest attempted their Summer Mountaineering Proficiency CALM in May 2009. This was another TRF ex based over 2 (SMP). locations, 11 EOD in Didcot and the Police CBRN centre in Ryton. The weather wasn’t great; typical cold, wet weather synonymous with Wales. However this didn’t stop us having fun. Body The bulk of 1 Tp were based at Didcot providing a HQ using one popping was common among those canoeing, courtesy of Cpl of our new Tyndale nodes. They were able to set up a HQ Veall capsizing every member of his team. Rock climbing supporting 20 Staff Officers, civilian showed the Sqn has potential human scientists, Police Chiefs etc providing Spidermen in the guise of LCpl up to secret data and voice within 1hr Collins and Sig Nicholls, who 30 mins! This was an indication not showed off their natural climbing skills only of the equipments’ deployability to those who were less adept – Sig but also the soldiers’ ability. Our Walmsely. The day was most resident Tyndale SME Sgt Dave enjoyable; even the weather blessed Clarke headed up the Didcot location, us with some sunny spells as we proving to be a steady hand when the enjoyed yet higher and harder climbs, myriad of requests from the HQ came as high as 30m, carefully guided by flooding in! Cpl Russell and LCpl our instructor, Yeoman Calvert. Hill Webster were based at the Ryton walking was excellent, as LCpl location providing comms in the form Dickinson trekked us through some of of Agile Nodes and were amazed at the finest scenery North Wales can the standard of accommodation given offer; the Snowdonia Mountains to us by the police. It was testing our map-reading all the way. comparable to a 6 star hotel in Dubai After a day kayaking, enduring some with each room having a wet room unpleasantly cold weather, the Tps (not a shower!) and plasma TV with caught up in Bangor; sharing stories Climbing in a rare sunny spell in Wales

22 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 about how we managed to llose a kayak while driving back to That camp! afternoon we donned Day 1 for the SMP group, consisting of SSgt Roberts, SSgt fancy dress Waterworth, Sgt Connolly, Cpl McCreadie, LCpl Pounder and in Sig Poole, started with rain and high winds. Despite this, the celebration group managed to climb to the top of Crimpiau which is 500m of St above sea level. On Day 2 the weather was a lot better and the George’s group walked to the top of Moel Slabod, which was 872m, Day and completing first aid scenarios along the way. On Day 3, we had after a divine to camp out as part of the SMP. We went to the top of Carnedd feast y Cribau which was 591m and battled a huge expanse of boggy consisting of ground. Whilst we were setting up camp, SSgt Roberts burgers, discovered to his annoyance that a dustpan and brush had been sausages placed in his bergen before the walk by his room mates. On the and steak, last day we made our way back to Capel Curig camp but our not instructor insisted that we walk the scenic route through Y Foel forgetting Goch at 805m. It was raining hard when we started but the sun the cream came out about lunch time to make the walk back in that bit cakes for better. These 4 days were made much more enjoyable due to our dessert, we instructor, Glyn Evans, who must have found it hard to breathe at hit the city of times with the amount of talking that he did. None of us had ever Sheffield for 2 Troop dressed to kill on St George’s Day in seen a 58 year old man that fit before. At the end of the week a final night Sheffield the group were baffled as to why it was called Summer Mountain of fun. St Proficiency when we had tackled mainly rain and wind. George played by Cpl Morrison and his Princess by LCpl Throughout the week we had walked just over 50km, all gaining Williams certainly showed up the locals on the dance floor! A the SMP qualification and being recommended for MLT; a most fantastic week was had by all, with thanks going to Sgt Stu successful week away from barracks. Houghton and LCpl Lawson for organising the week.

TROOP CALLOUT 638 (LONDON) SIGNAL TROOP

2 Tp had agreed to take over Call for 1 Tp while they went on Tp OC Capt A Curtis their Tp Adventure Training. Therefore, for one week the Tp were Tp SSgt SSgt D Owen all on call, covering the 4 Tyndale dets. At 0300am in the morning, the Ops Officer called out the Sqn’s assets. With the After a week away on adventurous training, our Tp got back to cascade system in place, everyone was in work by 0430hrs. preparing for our latest ceremonial duties; doing recces, Bleary eyed and not sure what was in store for them, the det rehearsals and hours of kit preparation. Our role as a ceremonial comds began to take control of their crews. Having received troop is to provide ceremonial duties in order to assist comms to briefs on the scenario they were supporting and responding to, state events. The state event we were getting ready for was that they deployed. Silver went to Didcot, Gold to Gravesend and of the President of Mexico. On the day of the visit we were at the Bronze to Bentley Priory. THA stayed in camp and the comd, Tower of London. We had to coordinate the timings of the gun SSgt Daz Margle, was left to liaise between Ops and the troops salute at the Tower. This is done verbally and visually. We get out on the ground. Other than a lack of running water at one site, the message over our Airwave radios when the President of reported by LCpl Newton, most of the rest were quite glad to be Mexico steps onto the podium to meet Her Majesty the Queen. I out of barracks and practising their trade skills in a life-like raise and lower the flag on hearing the message and the HAC scenario. An NBC phase was included in this and caused much guns are fired in time. We worked at Buckingham Palace for the difficulty but valuable training for the dets, which would be state banquets making sure that all the personalities leaving got required to tear down and operate in a hostile environment when their vehicles and left correctly. deployed in our main op role. Other than a rather crucial cable having to be sped out to one of the dets, the Tp were praised for We finished the ceremonials successfully and got back to our their professional and positive attitudes. Just wait, 1 Tp, your other role as a Tp. I am part of a crew on a 2 man incident turn will come! response team (IRT) det. We can be held at 6 hrs NTM, ready to deploy anywhere in the UK to facilitate comms for military TROOP ADVENTURE TRAINING assistance to a civilian contingency. We maintain these dets and test the kit weekly so we know that everything is in good order. 2 Tp deployed to Totley, Sheffield for our turn at adventure training. Day 1 consisted of hill walking led by LCpl Dickinson At the beginning of May the Tp went on our own adventure and Sgt Smith. We were taken on a very picturesque walk training. We went to Germany for a week parachuting. The first around the Peak District ending, much to everyone’s delight, at a day we had lessons and went through safety drills to prepare us local public house. Meanwhile the rock climbers at Stanage in the unfortunate event of an accident. On Day 2, we got to do Edge, ‘Bennie’ and ‘Dennie’ were putting the troops through our first jump and 8 of us took part, I was number 6 out of the their paces on what can only be described by most as a “spine door and to see the faces of the guys who jumped, it looked like chilling” rock face. Sig Barrett showed off his Spiderman like they really enjoyed themselves, so I couldn’t wait to get in that skills tackling the rock face with ease. Day 3 and the Tp travelled door. I remember the instructor saying: “Look up, go!” Next thing to the National Water sports centre in Nottingham to tackle the I know I’m falling through the sky waiting for my parachute to white water rapids. Most managed to stay in their respective open. Cpl Jimmy Proud found the courage to come up in the rafts apart from Cpl Walton who bobbed around in the water, aircraft on the second jump but there was no way he was shouting out until he was pulled from the 3ft of water, to the jumping out. In the week we managed to get 3 jumps completed. safety of another raft. Later on we participated in a team building On the final jump, of the original 10 we had only 6 remaining. ex. In teams of 5 we were tasked to build a raft strong enough to We lost people through injury, weight issues and from the fear of carry all members of the team about 800m. Most teams jumping. We all made it back in one piece though and I know the struggled to get their makeshift rafts to the water, which was only whole TpFinally we would like to congratulate LCpl Mat Crook on 6ft from where they were built. The exception was a raft built by recovering from his serious injury; congratulate LCpl Kris Looker LCpl Parry and LCpl Loxam, which took to the water with on completing the All Arms Commando course and say farewell elegance, easily winning the challenge. On the final day we went to Sgt Al Donaldson who has been posted to an Army Recruiting on a cultural visit to the National Arboretum/Leeds Armouries. Team.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 23 A very Royal Signals wedding on 18 July!

CO 10 Sig Regt, Lt Col Sarah Copley to CO(des) 39 Sig Regt, Lt Col Dom Sharke and a Guard of Honour consisting of 4 other current COs and a sprinkling of Ops Officers and Regt 2ICs. Lt Col Andy Fallows (CO 16 Sig Regt), Maj Paul Smith (2IC 10 Sig Regt), Maj Alan Owen (DS ICSC(L)), Lt Col Stewart McConnell (CO 40 Sig Regt), Lt Col Sara Copley (CO 10 Sig Regt) Note: (not changing her name!), Lt Col Dom Sharkey (SO1 CAP CCII TN, Lt Col Pete Drew (CO 3 Div Sig Regt), Lt Col Jonathon Sutton (CO 37 Sig Ret), Maj Gavin Lenthal (Ops Officer 3 Div Sig Regt)

Not shown Lt Col Sharon Nesmith (CO 22 Sig Regt) – Chief Bridesmaid.

11th SIGNAL REGIMENT BLANDFORD

CO Lt Col JAL Vosper 1 (OUSTON) SQUADRON RSM WO1(RSM) Mickey Yendell OC Maj John Morrice The Regt has had a busy couple of months but it is now SSM WO2(SSM) Ash Doe approaching a quieter period before things start to ramp up again. We’ve said a sad farewell to Lt Col JAG Langley and of After a busy period in June and July, things are now starting to course the real brains in the duo, his spaniel Hector who are both calm down in preparation for summer leave. The RSA parade is off to Staff College and we welcome the new CO, Lt Col JAL over for another year and it was a great success thanks to the Vosper. hard work of the SSM and the drill lovers amongst the Sqn. The

24 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 Sqn also had an excellent Heroes and Villains summer function After a few hours work Cpl Wright fired up the BBQ and got the with some interesting fancy dress on display. coals burning in preparation for our lunch break. A certain individual who took special care in cooking the food was Sig Thapa who seemed to think he was a Nepalese version of Jamie Oliver, but he had to be told to leave the food alone as it wouldn't cook if he kept moving things! We sat under a large oak tree, enjoyed our lunch and took in the scenery and the serenity of Holton Lee. Refuelled we cracked on again for the rest of the afternoon clearing down areas and tidying up.

Sunday morning rolled around and we were back at Holton Lee, eager to get stuck in again for a second round. As the day rolled on Cpl Wright told us how impressed he was with the work we had done and he thought we had done ourselves proud, we had worked hard and enjoyed ourselves at the same time.

Cpl Wright would like to thank the following for taking part in Ex HOLTON LEE: Sigs Broadie, Catracchia, Hall, Hardy, Harwood, Hughes, Hulston, McCarthy, Mills, Parkinson, Sanders and Thapa and of course the hard working staff of Holton Lee for putting up with us for a weekend and providing a great and valuable service for 1 Sqn Heroes and Villains Summer Function people with disabilities.

EXERCISE OUSTON VENTURE - by Sig Fazal and Sig Knowles RSA CHARITY CYCLE

Battleaxe Tp left for their multi-activity adventure training Over the RSA weekend 24 members of Battleaxe Tp, led by Cpl weekend in Newquay on a Friday after trade. On arrival we were Hunt, took part in a 24 hour charity cycle on spinning bikes. given a given safety brief, put into our different blocks and left to During the weekend the team, mainly Phase 2 soldiers, peddled get a good night's sleep. There were going to be a number of continuously at various locations around the Garrison to raise activities over the weekend such as rock climbing, mountain money for the Royal Signals Benevolent Fund and the Army biking and coastal walking. Benevolent Fund.

Those that took part in coastal walking left Penhale camp at It was a great success and people gave generously. We 0900hrs and we were dropped off at Mawgan Porth from where managed to raise a total of £685.68 to be divided between the we navigated back to Penhale. It was an amazing walk along the charities. coast covering about 15 miles in 8 hrs and on the way back we stopped off in Newquay for lunch. Sig Knowles and some others 2 (CATTERICK) SQUADRON went abseiling, for some a new experience and for some new heights! In the evening we played basketball followed by a BBQ. OC Maj Andy Wilson SSM WO2(SSM) Mick Peace On Sunday the activities included swimming, golf, go-carting and a museum visit. The swimming was excellent as it was at an EXERCISE CATTERICK WIPEOUT indoor water park - a lot of fun! On 5 June, members of 2 Sqn deployed to Bramley Training area To conclude it was a great weekend, we all loved the experience for a Military Skills weekend. It was a chance for the Phase 2 to do new activities and had a great opportunity to get to know soldiers to brush up on skills learnt in basic training, learn new other members of Battleaxe Tp. ones and also test the leadership of Potential JNCOs.

EXERCISE HOLTON LEE 11 - 12 JULY 09 - by Sig McCarthy Those on the EW Systems Operator course, after completing their EW training at Chicksands, will return to Blandford to do a It all started on a wet Saturday morning when we loaded the Potential JNCOs course. These soldiers were given the role of minibus to head to Holton Lee. On our way we stopped at Tesco sect comds while on the ex. to get some food for the BBQ we were going to have while we were on the ex. We arrived just before 1000hrs, piled off the minibus and unpacked the equipment. We were greeted by a lovely lady called Teresa and Holton Lee's Environment Manager, Matthew. After having a quick tour and a brief on what jobs were required to be carried out, we were all assigned areas of responsibility and got straight to work helping with maintenance and beatification of some of the areas.

The jobs that needed to be done were to dig out 2 drainage ditches, try to find the drainage pipe connecting them and clear out the pipe as the farm house had flooded during the winter due to the blocked drainage system. We were also required to paint 2 bathrooms as they had become dull and drab over time. One of the main jobs was to create a raised flower bed by moving a large amount of new soil into the pit that had been built so that people visiting Holton Lee could plant flowers.

The lads loved this task as it gave them freedom to roam the area in Holton Lee's little buggy and trailer to pick up soil. Lastly we had to create a pathway for wheelchair access so that people could manoeuvre through the garden area where the lads had created the raised beds. 2 Squadron’s Military Skills Exercise

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 25 Deploying late Friday, orders for the weekend scenario were duly the forthcoming Harrogate Cup Inter Sqn football competition. delivered by Capt Jim Boyden. The coy strength deployment An event, along with Rugby he is keen to win for Beaufighter Tp. was then nervously guided to ‘FOB Bramely’ by Sig Wheeler as part of the initial night occupation phase. 3 (HARROGATE) SQUADRON

Over the course of the weekend the scenario unfolded, giving the OC Maj Rhidian Jones soldiers chance to develop their leadership and military skills. SSM WO2(SSM) Rob Luke Although not theatre specific, the theme of the ex followed a pattern of life in a FOB, with patrolling, domination of ground and CHELTENAM TOWN FC PRE-SEASON TRAINING VISIT FOB occupation drills. - by Cpl Chloe Lancaster

There were attacks on all sides of the perimeter throughout the On Wednesday 22 July Cheltenham Town FC arrived at Blandford weekend, ambushes, resupply missions, casualties, as well as camp for a 4 day insight into Army life and pre-season training. lessons on vehicle CPs, how to correctly use a grenade, (as As the coach turned up SSgt ‘Tank’ Anderson swallowed his opposed to holding onto it long after the pin has been removed), book of one liner’s, grabbed his pace stick and said, “Let’s show and searching civilians. these Pri-Madonnas!”

On the last day we had the final attack, each sect led by their As the shell shocked faces got off the coach looking for their comds, using their newly polished skills to defeat the enemy. The hotel they were quickly shouted at and formed up. After a few Potential JNCOs felt their understanding of command and control words of warning from Staff Anderson, they ran down to their had greatly improved over the weekend, and all that took part in humble abode for the next 4 nights – the portacabins! the ex found it beneficial. The following morning the football teams were woken with a Special thanks must go to the group of ACF cadets sharing the shock at 0615hrs with lots of noise and shouting by Staff training area for their perfect demonstration of how not to Anderson, ready for their first PT session in the gym at 0630hrs. respond to a “Contact Front” whilst accidentally wandering into the middle of a sect attack! Through out the following 4 days, the football club had their work cut out undertaking various activities laid on by Lightning Tp EXERCISE CATTERICK CHALLENGE 18 – 19 JULY 09 permanent staff. A morning in the DCCT, Command Tasks, and a night out in the field which was a surprise to the youth team when Beaufighter Tp continued the busy tempo of 2 Sqn military they paraded dressed for a night out in town! training with a weekend consisting of a day on the ranges, lead by Cpl Wells, and a day’s practical navigation, lead by Cpl They did the obstacle course, followed by a bit of drill, making Procter. their ‘gaffer’ team manager Martin Allan very proud. A lot of our work was related to the footballers on the pitch. This was Ex CATTERICK CHALLENGE proved to be a very enjoyable highlighted throughout the 4 days: courage, honesty, attention to weekend. It started on Saturday 18 July with a morning, zeroing detail, punctuality and most importantly team work. all the weapons. As with all zeroing shoots, there were a few that needed reshoot after reshoot (namely Rhino Tp) but eventually all soldiers had a zeroed weapon. That meant they could successfully complete LF9 in preparation for an APWT on the 15 August 09. It wasn’t all ranges that day as all the soldiers were then able to relax in the Ibiza Bar that evening with an Inter Tp quiz night, organized by Cpl Wells.

Sunday 19 August started with the ‘back to basics’ navigation ex. Cpl Procter had spent much of her own time trawling the airfield in 3 Sqn Cheltenham Town FC’s visit to 3 Squadron Blandford Camp looking for CPs to use. All the soldiers had to do was march on the The 4 days were thoroughly enjoyed by all, especially the bearing they were given and pace out the distance to the next CP obstacle course which was also a test of their mental strength. and answer the question that was pinned to the marker. Sounds We finished off with a few (rather a lot) of drinks in the mess and easy enough, but some still managed to find themselves speeches. Cpl Mark Middlemiss was trying his hardest to get navigationally challenged. recruited by Cheltenham FC but unfortunately failed! Just when they thought it was all over they just had one more run at 0715hrs It was only when Cpl Stewart and Cpl Procter swept the area on the Sunday but apart from a few blurry eyes and sore heads, for stragglers that everyone was eventually accounted for. All the morale was high! soldiers learned a lot from the navex and found the questions on various military skills very useful. The one point that was taken away from the 4 days: ‘The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle’; although there The day was finished off with a 5-a-side football tournament are probably many more sayings they learned from ‘Tank’ where WO1 Morgan scouted for all his potential Beckhams for Anderson!

26 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 14th SIGNAL REGIMENT (ELECTRONIC WARFARE) HAVERFORDWEST

CO Lt Col TJ Carmichael RSM WO1(RSM) G Topps

223 SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj S Roberts SSM WO2(SSM) R Howe

This last period has been a busy one for 223 Sig Sqn as we continue to prepare for Op HERRICK 11 in support of 11 Lt Bde. There has been much to do, not just in supporting the various BG and Bde exs, but in getting the routine things done too. Individual EW and physical training continues, as does the constant round of medicals and dental inspections. In recent weeks, the Sqn has supported the Bde CAST and ISTAR CATT, sending elements from the Bde EW Coordination Cell (BEWCC) on both occasions. In addition, continual support has been The casualty from the compound clearance is MEDIVACed provided to the BGs on their Confirmatory Field Exs (CFXs); the round-robins of static defence and patrolling through the ‘green After a couple of hours of broken sleep we were up at first light zone’ have been made all the more realistic by the force and clearance patrols were sent out. Within a few hours, I found protection and first-line analysis provided by the Odette fixed myself attached to the OC of 1 Pl. We were the lead patrol sensors and Light Electronic Warfare Teams (LEWTs). Some of clearing a path for the remainder of the coy to follow on later that the Sqn have even managed to break sweat during contacts in day. We again experienced a morning full of enemy the mock green-zone – describing it only as ‘cheeky’! transmissions and it was interesting and challenging to work with native Afghans as our interpreters; making sure they paid CFX - by LCpl Truelove attention, kept up and passed the translations accurately. This, combined with the heat, wearing Osprey body armour, and Deploying from Brawdy at the unearthly time of 0400hrs on a carrying a radio plus personal kit all along with all our ‘portable’ rainy and thundery summer morning was not an ideal start to our EW scanners, went some small way to giving us an idea of what ex. Luckily this was to be the last rain we would see for the we will be facing on tour. This definitely helped to focus us on week ahead and little did we know we were about to be the hard task of being in a LEWT and some of the challenges that subjected to the first heat wave of the summer. The journey to lay ahead of us deploying on Op HERRICK 11. the training area (STANTA in Norfolk) was a trouble free and easy going 7 hrs with only a couple of people needing to be reminded GETTING PHYSICAL - by LCpl ‘Gaz’ James about convoy drills when we stopped to ‘water’ and consume some much-needed breakfast. 223 Sig Sqn has been very busy these last few months in preparation for the Sqn’s deployment in the not too distant future. On arrival we were led to our location for the ex and due to the Whether on ex, equipment training, courses or range packages rotation of teams moving through every week, our det was there has been plenty to think about. already in place and had been set up weeks ago. If only that happened on every ex! The schedule and rota for the Odette and Recently there has been a push to increase the Sqn’s level of LEWT were drawn up, and luckily there was an opportunity for physical training in order to get personnel up to a satisfactory the members of the Odette team to volunteer themselves to go level for the tough job ahead. With the Welsh countryside and out with the LEWT and the infantry over the coming days, and we coastal path routes so nearby, there is a lot of thigh burning and happily obliged. The only thing left to do that evening was a pain to offer – who could ask for more? quick recce of the ex area. With this came the first chance to see the Afghan village, which was very realistic looking, and also Training started off reasonably easily. We began with boot runs a quick look at the Green Zone area and the inviting green river which no one really struggled with. As time went by, weight was that we had been warned was “only chest deep”! introduced, not much at first but this would slowly increase over time. This was for us to get used to carrying weight over different The following day, in rapidly rising temperatures, LCpl Scott and I types of terrain, and Brawdy has got plenty to offer. With all of were driven to a Forward Operating Base (FOB) a few kms away this additional training, we are now physically ready. We are to await our first scenario; we were to head out attached to a coy consistently carrying up to 30kg on marches and runs and are on a compound clearance strike op as a 2-man LEWT. After an ready to meet the challenges thrown at us while operating as a orders group I was introduced to my interpreter, the first Afghan LEWT. MC apparently! It was still muggy as we tabbed out of location at around 2030hrs across the grassy fields. I was attached to the Sgt Ryan Lacey has been also taking groups out for runs which, 2IC just behind the lead pl. It was very hot even at this time of when the sun is shining (clearly a vary rare occasion in Brawdy), the evening and shortly we were all sweating like Sgt Cook at a can be quite enjoyable. That is of course until we hit the ‘Steps convent. We started to pick up enemy chatter on the scanners of Woe’. Not knowing what these were, I soon found out that almost immediately and we were constantly relaying this up the they could be quite a climb. Once the burning has left your legs chain of command. As the evening cooled and the light faded and the sea breeze starts to cool you down, there’s a little we moved into position in a tree line a couple of hundred metres downhill onto Newgale beach. The locals who enjoy sunbathing from the first compound. With heavy rates of fire being laid and relaxing find it amusing to see a squad of soldiers running down, the first pl took the first of 5 compounds with only one along the sand, however on the return journey we often found simulated casualty. As the medic got to work and a CASEVAC that we ran out of sand due to the incoming tide. On returning was called in, the rest of the compounds were individually to camp from the runs I have taken part in, everyone was relieved stormed and seized. that it was over and could look forward to the morning after.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 27 As spring has turned into summer, and with the deployment carry out an emergency turn which put us in last place. looming ever closer, there has been a massive change in the Unfortunately, despite our efforts the other races were the same, physical training programme since we started. Even though the coming in last place, apart from around the cans, where we weight has been increased steadily, as has the distance, everyone managed to come second to last. Despite the losses, morale has got used to it without any grumbling. Even when WO2(SSM) was always high and we learnt a lot about ourselves and each Howe puts in cheeky little sprinting sessions halfway around the other. The main thing we learnt was that when sailing against march, we all manage it fine. Recently, as a treat, the SSM racing yachts that were equivalent to Formula 1 cars, it was not a decided that we needed a bit of time off… so he gave us a CFT. good idea to bring the yachting equivalent of a Reliant Robin! At a mere 8 miles and carrying just 15kg it was a welcome break from carrying much heavier weight and on the whole everyone After the race week we sailed back to Gosport, stopping off in felt good. Milford Haven for a crew change where we said goodbye to LCpl John Britton and LCpl Nick Manning and said ahoy to Sig It hasn’t been just physical training. We have had a chance to Thomas Webb and Sig Daniel Willams. As novice sailors, our forget all the runs and weighted marches and enjoy the sun and new crew members weren’t sure what was in store for them. Newgale beach. Having a BBQ and taking advantage of the However after about an hour of sailing, sea sickness started to Regt’s surfboards was a chance to unwind and relax. Next time kick in and for the next 2 days Sig Webb was attached to a black though I think I will wear a wet suit instead of just shorts, as the bin bag. The sea sickness wasn’t helped by LCpl Jack sea is still very cold! Llewellyn’s erratic steering, as he was on a mission to break the top speed record and although he managed to reach a speed of With summer leave just around the corner, there will come a time 12.7 knots, he was going in the wrong direction. to chill out and relax whilst also keeping on top of our personal fitness. The training will carry on until the Sqn deploys. On the Overall the ex was a great success and proved to be challenging whole we’re looking a lot fitter, both mentally and physically, than both mentally and physically, especially living in such close when we first started in January. We are just about ready to proximity to each other. Many thanks must go to both of our deploy. Yacht Masters, Lt Col(Retd) Mike Morgan and Mr Steve Roberts for all their help and encouragement throughout the ex. 237 SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj W Holbrook SSM WO2(SSM) M Fairclough

As a very busy and successful period draws to a close, the Sqn can look back on time well spent on a number of events, including adventurous training, the Morrison Cup, the CO’s Cup and numerous individual achievements.

The Fox makes it to Ireland!

237 Signal Squadron on CO’s PT

EXERCISE KINSALE DRAGON - by LCpl Toni Manning

Six members of 237 Sig Sqn were lucky enough to leave the garages behind and tackle the Irish Sea to take part in The Sovereign Cup, a civilian sailing race week held in Kinsale, Republic of Ireland. The ex began in Gosport where we boarded our “luxury” yacht, St Barbara, in which we were to spend the next 4 weeks. After a morning of safety briefs and drills, with the sun shining and 30 knots of wind, we were off!

As the week progressed, we made our way around Land’s End or, as it should be called, “dead man’s land”, where sea sickness started to take its toll. We finally arrived in Kinsale after a day of race preparation and the crew were given their jobs for the duration of the competition. LCpl John Britton was over the moon to be part of the foredeck team, while LCpl Matthew Gratton was in for a hard time in charge of the main sheet. The first race was a costal route, and after nearly being disqualified With LCpl ‘Admiral’ Toni Manning at the helm, LCpl Matt Gratton for crashing into a committee boat at the start line, we had to and LCpl Jack Llewellyn look for a safe harbour

28 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 THE WELSH 1000 METRE PEAK RACE 2009 running on empty at this stage! LCpl Britton and LCpl Morris - by LCpl Llewellyn didn’t seem to be affected as they drove up at pace but were soon hit by the heavy legs and cramping towards the summit. Every year in early June the Gorphwysfa Mountaineering Club holds this 22 Mile peak race. The race begins at Aber, a small We arrived at the final CP on the summit, just under 7½ hrs after village on the coast of North Wales and it crosses the 3 main we had started, in the following order: LCpl Morris, LCpl mountain ranges of Snowdonia; first the Carneddau, then the Britton, me and Sgt Lonsdale. That got us 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th Glydderau and then on to the Snowdon Horseshoe, where it in the individuals’ list respectively, out of approximately 150 finishes appropriately on the summit of Snowdon. entrants in the Services class, and a corresponding 1st place in the team list so winning the team event! The accumulated ascent for the day is estimated by the organizers to be about 8000ft. The event is a civilian competition Once we completed the event we had the pleasure of walking but they have a separate class for Service personnel due to the back down the mountain to Pen Y Pass car park, as the train large number of entries from Service teams wishing to compete. service was not running again! Out of the 150 competitors that started, only 42 of them made the finish. Congratulations to This year 237 entered a team comprising myself, LCpl Britton, Capt Turnbull who won the individual event in a lightning fast LCpl Morris, Sgt Lonsdale and Sig Tirell, who was our admin time of 6hrs 44mins 41secs and to 10 Sig Regt who came in 2nd man supplying us with much needed energy drinks and chocolate place in the team list. bars at certain checkpoints (CP). We knew we had a better chance of winning this year as LCpl Britton and LCpl Morris had 245 SIGNAL SQUADRON both competed last year. OC Maj A Aitken At 0730hs on Saturday 6 June all the Service competitors SSM WO2(SSM) P Jenkinson gathered at the start point ready to race and after an initial kit check, the race began. The 4 of us strove to gain the lead at the RBG (S) LEWT - by Cpl Sean Martin start as we knew it would set us in good stead for the rest of the race, but hot on our heels were the other teams trying to close We have two LEWT teams attached to the Black Watch 3 SCOTS the gap. BG based out of Kandahar, predominantly in an air asslt role. It was a slow start to the tour with the Sqn deploying to theatre A few of us found the first few miles very hard as we were trying before the BG, so there was a certain amount of waiting around. to break our legs into the fast tempo of the race, but we were Time was killed with surveys and training around Kandahar confident that we had chosen the best route which gave us a airfield, along with LCpl Burningham’s bright idea of of tabbing boost. We smashed the first stage of the race despite the out to the other side of the airfield to get used to the weight we extreme weather and limited vision in the fog and found that we would be carrying. Good idea in theory, but when the lowest were the first team that reached the summit of Carneddau, and weight being carried was 108lbs and we went out at 1400hrs he onto the first CP. Morale was high as we headed towards the was soon made aware of how good his idea was! next one. The ops soon started in earnest. With the BG’s area of ops Every flat or downhill section was a green light for us to start being the whole of Regional Command South, we could find jogging while the uphills were getting steeper and legs heavier. ourselves operating in Helmand one week, Kandahar the week By now tiredness and the thick mist that had enveloped everyone after and then any of the other regions which required us. We took its toll and teams started to split up and struggle. At our have so far clocked up a lot of air miles with all the air asslts, third CP we could not find the official, who was supposed to be which has been the primary means of insertion for us. Once on at a grid to clock our times. We spent a painful 20 mins trying to the ground, there is a team attached to each coy and an operator locate the man. Eventually we did and tempers rose as other with the CO’s Tac, co-ordinating all intercepts, direction finds and competitors caught up with us. LCpl Britton soon got us air assets. underway again by opening the pace to get the lead back. LCpl Burningham and Sig Haxell have so far claimed the We soon reached the tarmac road, which was all downhill and bragging rights with regard to how hard they have had it. With extremely painful on the knees, only to be confronted by a very all movement being on foot, their coy comd makes the most of steep and daunting climb to the summit of Glydderau. I’m not deception and movement either during the afternoon or night, sure what was worse – having to climb the steep mountain in when it is quiet, to surprise the enemy by arriving in a new area. front of us or having to watch the Fell runners cruise past us like This means the team have to tab it out with 100lbs plus of kit – mountain goats. Once at the peak, we headed down to the Pen no one envies them that! Y Pass youth hostel where there was a much appreciated drinks station and best of all Sig Tirell, with his bag of morale. There has been a lot of good work done by the teams, with Sangin valley standing out as one of the best ops to date for After a quick drink and cross cueing and position fixing the enemy for other assets to a few energy gels, we make the most of. set off up the Pyg track on our way to the finish We are about to conduct our last op before some well earned at Snowdon summit. R&R which will see the BG ease up on ops for a few weeks By this point, we had conducting only coy level raids. Needless to say, we will be there completed around 20 as always providing intimate Indicators and Warnings, and being miles, so mustering any the main source for all J2. energy we had was vital for the final push. FOB NOLAY - by LCpl Payne Luckily we had our ‘morale man’ running On arrival to FOB Nolay we were greeted by Y Sqn and LCpl up with us giving us Scott and Sig Eyre were immediately deployed out to PB words of Waterloo, an Afghan National Army/Operational Mentoring and encouragement along Liaison Team-controlled Patrol Base within the area. Sgt James the way. The Pyg and I were then given a very quick but very informative track up to Snowdon LCpl Llewellyn and LCpl Morris look in handover/takeover and were straight into working routine. The was a real test, as Sgt dismay at what is to come during the team then rotated between the FOB and the PB on a roughly 20 Lonsdale and I were recce for the Welsh 1000 day cycle, giving the team a healthy balance of living in comfort

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 29 and sometimes hostile conditions. Taking over a total of 2 locations allowed us to have our own miniature baseline providing overwatch in the area. This proved to be a valuable asset as we were able to give the Coy on the ground more accurate steerage onto areas of possible targets. Along with the J2 we gathered, this facilitated in the launching and completion of many strike ops and other ops in the area.

With the arrival of the new Coy, 2 RRF, we were able to provide them an informative brief of what they could expect from the comms within the area of ops (AO). We were also able to give the Coy a lot of useful frequencies and other information to aid them when on the ground and using their own ICOMs.

Not long after, our team was divided up, as one of our sensors was needed to provide coverage in the increasing of the security around Lashkar Gar. This left Sgt James and I at FOB Nolay, in an increasingly busy AO. Despite this reduction in manpower and a short bout of illness, we were still able to provide the Coy a The British and American force protection troops valuable edge when conducting ops within the area. Striking up The location provided a stark contrast to life in the COB, with the a valuable relationship with the FSG and Joint Tactical Air minimum of Force Protection and amenities. However morale Controller proved to be invaluable when identifying threats and was maintained by a number of praiseworthy infantry chefs who subsequently negating them, even if they constantly asked if we saved us all from the 10-man ration packs or, worse, the could provide them some direction-finding in order to drop ever American MREs! The whole team agreed that while remote, the escalating amounts of ordnance onto targets in the area. location has some amazing views and the relaxed atmosphere and uniform regulations would make us choose FOB life over The team is still in Nolay, now with the addition of Sig Cox COB life every time. replacing LCpl Payne away on R&R, with good morale and still providing some of the best EW support in theatre. The American presence at the hill meant we were living side by side with our trans Atlantic cousins, trading stories and kit, and learning to like a lot of their high tech toys and truly hate their cooking. However the constant supply of cold coke and Gatorade was definitely a bonus. In turn, the American troops enjoyed British TV and were particularly grateful for Sgt Griffiths’ Arabic skills that helped deal with the Locally Employed Civilians.

For WO2 Jones, and Sgt Griffiths, this was a return journey, having witnessed artillery and fast air reshaping the hill during the Op TELIC war fighting phase in 2003. There were still many tank husks that served as poignant reminders of how much the situation had changed in 6 years. In particular this was demonstrated by a visit from the University Geological Society to the hill, as well as a number of nearby farmers peacefully coexisting with both us and the Iraqi Army (IA).

Overall the team will take away plenty of fond memories of Safwan, although WO2 Jones also comes home with a few razor wire scars and the experience of a CASEVAC by Merlin to the COB for some stitches. The equipment proved to be an excellent asset once again and will be deploying to Afghanistan again later 14 Sig Regt (EW) LEWT patrol on HERRICK this year to continue the good work in Helmand. OPERATIONS SQUADRON

OC Maj M Keech SSM WO2(SSM) A Barber

FOLKS ON THE HILL – EW MOVES OUT OF THE COB AND DOWN TO THE BORDER TO WITNESS THE END OF AN ERA - by LCpl Wilkinson

On 12 March 2009, the Regt deployed its Remote Collection Facility (RCF) to Safwan Hill on the border between Basra Province and Kuwait. Having already proven a capable asset in Helmand province this new platform was deployed to build on the Regt’s extensive experience in Basra, having maintained a constant presence there since the start of Op TELIC.

Our small team worked long hours to maintain the EW/SI bubble protecting the troops withdrawing to Kuwait as part of Op BROCKDALE, as well as the Op PIKE convoys supplying the Contingency Operating Base (COB). In addition, the team was given 24 hour support by the Remote Operating Facility (ROF) The Safwan Hill Det with the EW LOs. LCpl Joe Wilkinson, Cpl based at the Regt’s home in Brawdy which was able to take full Joseph ‘Rudi’ Voller, LCpl Scott ‘Bez’ Berwick, Sgt Mervyn control of the equipment so the Iraq based team could get some Griffiths, WO2 Rob Jones, Capt Louise Bartlett and Capt Ian much needed shuteye. Logan

30 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 CO’S WATER ACTIVITIES DAY - by Flt Lt Justin Salmon chickens, the Ops team had triumphed through sheer grit and determination. They were buzzing as they went straight into the Wednesday 15 July was a proud day for the Ops Sqn team as Ops Sqn summer BBQ, reliving the glory even as they went into they participated in the raft race during the Regimental Water town that night. The lesson was clear. If you will it – it is no Activities Day at Neyland. The omens were initially poor as dream. And the Ops Sqn strategy was put to the test again a noticeably less preparation had gone into the Ops Sqn raft. mere few hours later as the hungover team repeated their rafting Other Sqns had clearly spent days welding and constructing the efforts during the CO’s PT the following day. I was definitely QE2s of the rafting world, while the Ops Sqn raft was a pallet proud of them! with 2 heavy duty blue plastic barrels tied to it. This promptly collapsed as the team clambered onto it in the water, much to the SUPPORT SQUADRON derision of the other Sqns. Some thought it might all be over for the Ops Sqn team. The safety boat zipped across and hovered OC Maj C Kidd round the ramshackle raft, offering a ride back to the beach, even SSM WO2(SSM) M Collins encouraging the Ops Sqn team to give up. But Sgt Nash, Sgt Griffiths, Cpl Bonds and LCpl Berwick had other ideas! They REGIMENTAL FAMILIES DAY 2009 would swim, and overcome these challenges through brute force and obstinacy! In addition to providing G4 support to every other activity and function, the Regimental Families Day is the main event which So the team grabbed ropes hanging off their pallet-and-two- allows the QM(G) Dept to demonstrate its organising ability. Ably barrels and went for it. And they gave it everything, to the assisted by WO2(SSM) Andy Barber from Ops Sqn, we decided amazement of the crowd and the other teams. They swam for an to keep the basic format from 2008 but come up with a few extra interminable length of time and even though they ended up taking ingredients to enhance the overall flavour – unlike the burger bar! a more challenging circuit around the buoy, they started gaining In order to negate the need for a fatigue party and allow as many on the infamous Para LEWT, who had a reputation for physical people as possible to enjoy the day, the burden of setting up the fitness to uphold. This small but steady gain encouraged the Ops arena and stands fell to the Dept and stallholders, but it was all Sqn boys as they fought against the current, dragging their raft done in good spirits and without too much fuss. through the water. This year saw more external agencies turn up: Fire, Ambulance Sgt Gaz Nash took a brief opportunity for piracy, in an and Police, including a Riot Control vehicle, no doubt on standby unsuccessful attempt to seize another Sqn’s raft single-handedly. in case Sodexo put the beer prices up? Classic military vehicles, Meanwhile, the other teams started launching pre-prepared a falconry display and the local model flying club with a jet- missiles, in the form of eggs, at rival teams. Ops Sqn again had engined F15 swelled the line-up. The archery and clay-pigeon to improvise and overcome. Fortunately they had the apples that ranges were both available, as was the DCCT for the laser-quest had been supplied with their lunches, and these arced through style sharp-shooters and APWT failures alike. Every Sqn the air to the other teams. One apple went a little too close to provided a stand and activity that was either enjoyed for free or at the nose of the CO, who had jumped in to join one of the other very minimal cost. The RAF and REME Associations had their Sqns; Sgt Merv Griffiths quickly avoided the CO’s gaze. charity stands but it was ‘Help for Heroes’ that took prime position. The main arena held competitions throughout the day Ops Sqn’s moment of glory came as they approached the beach. including the fiercely contested Strongest Sqn and Tug-Of-War. The rafts had to be dragged out of the water and up the beach to cross the finish line. The Para LEWT from 226 Sig Sqn was The Regimental Rock Band (aka The Noise Club) featured new floundering in the surf, their barrels having filled with water, which talent in the form of the CO on guitar and 2IC on drums but effectively turned their raft to lead. Ops saw their opportunity and without doubt it was Miss Hayley Strachan, daughter of SSgt redoubled their efforts, quickly reaching the beach. This was Ian Strachan, who took centre stage singing ‘Mercy’ by our local where the simplicity of the Ops Sqn raft paid off. In comparison singer Duffy. to the intricately prepared Para LEWT raft, the Ops raft weighed next to nothing, and the lads hauled it up the beach in a fury of As in 2008, the infamous Brawdy weather stayed on our side aggression, set on beating the Para LEWT. Their bare feet cut to (just) and really topped the day off. The QM(G) would like to bits on the stones of the beach, the Ops Sqn efforts paid off, and thank all those who helped organise, set up and participated in they roared with victory as they crossed the finish line ahead of making the day the success that it was. 2010 should be even the Para LEWT. David had overcome Goliath. No spring better!

21st SIGNAL REGIMENT (AIR SUPPORT) COLERNE

CO Lt Col GN Addley will be moving on to learn more about Bowman – we shall see RSM WO1(RSM) McBean how that one goes – and both the RAO and Adjt, Maj Martin Casey and Maj Eddie M-P, are off to Staff College to copy each Regimentally this has been another successful and busy period. others notes and be educated! Yes, we all knew that the long Operationally we still continue to support Op HERRICK with a standing non-grad Adjt would have to be educated at some new tp preparing to deploy at the end of August and we have our point! RHQ would like to welcome in the new Ops Officer, Maj final soldier returned to us from Op TELIC supporting the Joint Mike Grierson, RAO, Maj Julie Vere-Whiting, and the new Adjt, Helicopter Force (Iraq). We continue to support both mainland Capt Vanessa Shipley, who the Young Officers hope will and overseas exs with an enduring commitment to Joint continue Adjt PT every week! Helicopter Force (Kenya) and another deployment to Morocco not too far in the distant future. This period has also seen the final SUPPORT SQUADRON Mount of the Queen’s Guard outside Buckingham Palace, which means a well rewarded break officers and soldiers of 244 Sig OC Maj R Cowan Sqn. SSM WO2(SSM) D Brown

Time moves on quickly and it is time to say goodbye to a few of It has been a busy period for Sp Sqn as we continue to support the RHQ personalities. The Ops Officer, Maj Ian Ballantyne, who the Regt’s commitments on both ops and in camp. The Sqn

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 31 would like to welcome Capt ‘Jase’ Tinnion as the new Sp Sqn All in all it was a great week to be away, the weather stayed dry 2IC and MTO (good luck on your MTO course). and sunny and everybody seemed to enjoy themselves.

EXERCISE BEAUFIGHTER SUPPORT 07 – 12 JUNE 09 REGIMENTAL MT - by LCpl Jackson

Ex BEAUFIGHTER SUPPORT was Sp Sqn’s annual adventure The Regt MT has had a very busy last couple of months with training ex, based around Halton Training Camp near Lancaster. numerous arrivals and departures. Farewell to the following who A range of activities were organised including hill walking, are moving on to bigger and better things: Capt Gilbert MTO to mountain biking, kayaking and rock climbing. The aim was to 22 Sig Regt, WO2 Brown MTWO to SSM HQ Sqn, SSgt Rigg to develop teamwork, give people a chance to try new activities and Provo Sgt , Sgt Sherwin to 22 Sig Regt, LCpl Edwards to civvie also for the Sqn to get together and have some fun. We arrived at street, Sig ‘Toddy’ Toddua to 7 Sig Regt. Welcome to the Halton Camp Sunday afternoon to be split into 4 groups for the following: Capt Tinnion as the MTO/Sqn 2IC, WO2 McDonnell week’s activities. Monday morning everyone was up bright and the MTWO, SSgt Smith the Tp SSgt, LCpl Jackson, LCpl Bibi breezy and ready to go. With the kayaks attached to the minibus, and Sig Coupe. Additionally we welcome back LCpl lilino, Sig off we went to look for Lake Windermere. With no map in the Turnbull, Sig Allum from 6 month tours of Afghanistan with the minibus and not much of an idea where we were going, it took us RM. Congratulations to Sgt Sherwin on his selection for nearly 2 hrs to get to the lake but it wasn’t called Windermere! promotion to SSgt and Cpl Silcock, Cpl Barker on their After carrying out the capsizing drills and trying to get the Kayaks selection for promotion to Sgt. going in the same direction (which was harder for some than it was others) we played a few games. Obviously these games 43 (WESSEX) SIGNAL SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) involved getting wet. Once Cpl ‘Nige’ Gill got the ball though, we all knew we were safe and just enjoyed watching him going round OC Maj B Haggerty in circles. After an entertaining day on the water it was time to get SSM WO2(SSM) Cameron back on the minibus and find our way back to camp, easier said than done. We did find Lake Windermere on the detour back - by LCpl Cooper though. At 1520hrs on Thursday 7 May 2009, we switched off the radio One of the more physical activities of the week was mountain comms provided by 21 Sig Regt to the Merlin Helicopters for the biking. WO2 (RQMS) ‘Tomo’ Thompson, Sgt ‘Bernie’ Clifton Joint Helicopter Force (JHF) ops room in the COB in Basra, Iraq. and SSgt ‘Trigger’ Smith led the groups over the North face We had received the call 2 mins before to say that the new JHF intermediate route at Grizedale forest. This route contained not Ops room at Camp Bureehing in Kuwait was now in control. only a 2 mile ascent but also plenty of technical challenges which Some of our guys had spent the last few weeks setting up the for some were certainly a challenge! Within a matter of a couple new Ops room and now it was time for the rest of us to tear of metres Sgt ‘Lee’ Peacock had gone over the handlebars twice down, pack up and join them. I must confess that once I turned – his excuse was “a mix up in brake levers”. Cfn Gardner had a that switch, I did stand there listening to the silence for a few different approach and varied excuses for the harder and more minutes, remembering all those that had been before, from the physical parts of the route. He believed that the pushing up ones setting up in harsh conditions, to those maintaining it for all every hill approach would work for him; he even stretched this these years. I felt proud that I had been part of this. out to the flat easy parts of the route. The mountain biking was both challenging and enjoyable and if you didn’t come away with I enjoyed my whole tour very much. If I had to pick out my legs full of bruises then you can’t have been trying hard enough. highlights, then December would stand out as the best month as so much happened during it. First was the Pantomime which Another challenging activity for some was the rock climbing was preformed by individuals serving on the COB; they had been which was led by WO2(SSM) ‘Daz’ Brown and Cpl ‘Scotty’ practising since August. It was surreal sitting there laughing Halley. The climbs attempted were not the easiest, especially if away knowing that at any minute the IDF alarm could go off. This you have a fear for heights, but team work, encouragement and was followed by a carol service in one of the defacs where the the old saying ‘I’ll have a go if you do’ seemed to work wonders. alarm did go off. We all hit the deck, about 300 of us, but carried LCpl ‘Tubes’ Naulivou did really well and conquered his fear of on singing “Hark the herald angels sing“, while in the prone heights by being the only person in his group to climb all 3. Also position. Sig ‘Amanda’ Turnbull with a lot of grit, determination and plenty of cuts and bruises to show off managed the most difficult of the Then we had a great Christmas with a party where we were 3 climbs. allowed to turn up in civvies, some even dressed in fancy dress. Christmas morning we were woken up by Santa Claus and the The final activity of the week was to climb Scafell Pike. This was 2IC handing out coffee, a roll and a gift box. We even received the longest of the days but seemed to be enjoyed by all that mail. We had a Christmas dinner at tea time, where we were attempted it, although I think Pte Walsh could have done with a served by the officers and senior ranks. I was told that it was rest. Sgt ‘Paula’ Lucas got all the way to the top and back traditional to have a food fight some time during the meal which down again before deciding to throw herself on the floor causing we upheld by throwing everything from spuds to cranberry sauce. minor injuries to her knees and shoulder. She was convinced Ten days later saw my birthday. My friends had organised a there was a sniper shooting at her; obviously her drills are that surprise cake after work and got all the people I worked with to quick she didn’t actually get hit. sign cards for me. The cake was so big that we started to hand it out to people we didn’t know so as not to waste it.

I did my share of guard duty during December and learned a lot from it. It was a great way to meet new people and learn what other soldiers did, from firemen to armourers. It helped me see the bigger picture and how everyone has a part to play

We may have all worked very hard and had busy shifts but we still made sure we had time for each other. This helped to interact with the local people working on the COB who could see that we were a friendly bunch, so they were always saying hello and asking how we were.

The support that I had before, during and after my tour from friends, family and my Sqn was second to none. There was no Sgt Lucas pushing the pace on Scafell Pike

32 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 It was at this part of the event that we met an elderly disabled gentleman with a collection of conflict medals, Nothing different to the other 7 veterans we collected from the nursing home until we spoke to him. We discovered that he was an 89 year old Signaller, whose many medals were won during ops in both the European and Asian theatres of war from 1939 to 1945. He is Cpl Donald Ottaway formally part of a specialist signals unit which entered Europe early to aid the D Day landings.

Don is a credit to all who serve in the Royal Corps of Signals and it was quite humbling to be in his presence, although he looked on it the other way round. Don had his medals, a regimental tie pin and badge but was missing something – his headdress which had been gone for a year or so. On hearing this 43 Sqn made it their business to re-unite Don with his regimental headdress. This didn’t happen in time for the parade but a week later as promised, Sig Collett with the help of Sgt Witwicki and WO2(SSM) Cameron presented Cpl Don Ottaway with a LCpl Cooper on Op TELIC new beret. time to get bored when I was away as I was always replying to the lots of letters and e mails I received. The greatest thing from my tour is that I have made many new friends and hopefully have become a more understanding person.

ARMED FORCES WEEKEND TROWBRIDGE - by Sig Collett

On 27 June 2009, 43 Sig Sqn deployed on a particularly pleasant and fulfilling task of providing a military presence at the MOD flagship Armed Forces Weekend at Trowbridge, the county town of Wiltshire.

On the Friday evening the Sqn reached its operational location in the main area of the town’s park, where we quickly assembled a HQ, a field kitchen and a Forward Air Control (FAC) Det. Once this was completed we went on to create a minefield maze, a dark room (for night vision tasks) and set out an area for uniform trial and camouflage tasks; there was also a small amount of recruitment literature available (just in case!).

Saturday started swiftly, with many everyday people taking a massive interest in the amount and type of rations, that the British Army are now issued with in the field. Some of this was cooked up by SSgt Rowlands, aided by Sgt Jones, and under instruction from WO2(RQMS) John, for the general public to sample – what a treat! On the minefield maze were LCpls Brown and Davies, who were tasked with taking pairs of willing victims, Sig Aaron Collett with ex-Cpl Don Ottoway blindfolding one and, then issuing radios to them both. The aim was that the fully sighted person would help the blinded person 220 SIGNAL SQUADRON through a series of channels and obstacles to get them to safety using only voice commands; this gave some very interesting OC Maj B Bryan results and reactions. SSM WO2(SSM) Baynham

In the HQ element we displayed some of the tools of our trade, a The past few months have provided an action packed period for little voice and a little data, just to give the public a little insight as the Sqn with personnel returning from ops and others deploying to how the British Army controls its troops and aircraft on the on exs in the UK, California and Kenya. PDT has continued at battle field and to attract some new recruits. This seemed to pace for Hotel Tp and additionally the Sqn has been involved in work as many people seemed to like the looks of our sleeping the running of the Corps Tennis Championships and for a ‘lucky area and the relaxed but professional ambience about the place. few’ participation in the Officers v WOs & Sgts Mess Cricket Also here was our chance to decorate the children in “special Match; the scars and bruises from which are still healing for make up” yes you guessed it… children all over Trowbridge had many! green and brown faces courtesy of 43 Sqn, although we did photograph them in a choice of desert/woodland uniform with the Ex PEGAUS FURY, Ex MERLIN VORTEX, 11 Lt Bde MRX and the said make up on. deployment of personnel to the Joint Helicopter Force (Kenya) have all contributed to the ‘ghost town’ effect witnessed in the FAC Tp brought out some night vision equipment, some laser Sqn Hangar and on Sqn PT. With Hotel Tp due to deploy to Op pointers and man pack radios, just to add that show off factor HERRICK 11 in August and those returning going straight off on and let the public know how the British Army manage to call on some well deserved leave, it will be some time before we see aircraft and artillery any time of the day or night, to protect its things improve too! assets. The proudest part of the weekend though was going to a local nursing home to collect 8 veterans in wheelchairs, so they August provides a maximum leave period and for the few of us could take part in the fun and games on the Saturday and then not deployed, a well earned chance to head off on holiday and the all important main event on the Sunday – the parade and recharge after all the hard work required in covering Sqn service of thanksgiving for the Wiltshire and commitments back in camp. Here’s hoping for an August heat Veterans event. wave!

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 33 HOTEL TROOP OPERATION TELIC AND HERRIC – A TROOP COMMANDER’S EXPERIENCE - by Lt Holstrom Tp Comd Lt A McGrane Tp SSgt SSgt Attwell I just had a phone call from Sig Gooder who is currently serving in the Falklands and he tells me they have had snow up to the 11 LIGHT BRIGADE MISSION REHEARSAL EXERCISE (MRX) knees last week and that they are currently sitting at a rather - by Cpl Brent refreshing 1ºC. Winter wonderland comes to mind! Funny to think then that today is the hottest day on record for Camp Hotel Tp continues at pace with PDT in preparation for Op Bastion. It is quite hot (46ºC) but it’s not quite as horrendous as I HERRICK 11 having just returned from the 11 Lt Bde MRX. The thought it would be. People told me Afghanistan was hotter than Tp deployed to Netheravon Airfield in early July and despite the Iraq…..lies I tell you. It is warm, and I have spent the majority of slight delay caused by Lt Andy McGrane’s geographical the day swimming in my own sweat (attractive) but the breeze embarrassment, we established the Joint Helicopter Force (JHF) is surprisingly cool, unlike Iraq where one could liken it to the HQ. same waft you get when opening the oven door! Quite uncomfortable! The MRX was the last opportunity for the Tp to fuse all their air support training together prior to deployment in late August so G Tp(-) of 220 Sig Sqn deployed to Iraq, Afghanistan and the everyone was focused and keen to get things right. The MRX was Falklands in mid February 09. Initially as the Tp Comd, I was also the first opportunity for Hotel Tp and the Sigs from 3 Regt based in Iraq with a small det of 9 soldiers. After spending 3 AAC, who will form the JHF(A) Comms Tp, to get to know and months in the Contingency Operating Base (COB) preparing for work together. Pleasingly, once the initial playground avoidance the monumental move, we then carried out the withdrawal to of the other soldiers had worn off, both groups of Sigs came Kuwait. It was a fairly smooth transition to Camp Beuhring with together and worked well. the comms strategy, master minded by SSgt ‘Si’ Holroyd, going beautifully to plan. Throughout the MRX, the opportunity to share skills sets was taken at every opportunity. This was most notable in the 117F Kuwait was an interesting experience. The camp itself is in the training given by LCpl ‘Terry’ Lloyd who delivered training to middle of the desert, with regular unforgiving sand storms and signs from 3 AAC, the Coldstream Guards and the 2nd Yorkshire heat beyond belief, peaking at 64ºC which makes it quite Regt. The pace of life began to increase towards the end of the possibly the hottest place on earth in early July. The cookhouse ex which resulted in the deployment of the JHF(A) TAC HQ; this was unbelievable, beating pay as you starve hands down! Wash was a first! This was to support the ’s final assault basins were carved out of marble and there was a fountain in the and required a TAC HQ, FARP CP and RRB to achieve comms. entrance hall – quite bizarre given our location. We ate like kings All Hotel Tp personnel deserve praise for this op, but Cpl Ben literally every day, sampling copious fresh fruit and a wide variety Fuller and LCpl Swanson deserve special recognition for their of hot dishes available to suit all tastes. Welfare facilities were selfless commitment. also incredible; a cinema (in a tent) with free popcorn, a gym rivalling the likes of ‘Fitness First’, a subway, a Chinese TROOP restaurant, Baskin Robins….the list goes on. So despite the heat it was a well equipped camp. Tp Comd Lt D Pirt Tp SSgt SSgt Pickard I finished in Kuwait towards the end of May along with the majority of the Tp. Left to maintain the J6 element of Joint MAOT VIP TASKING - by LCpl Hartland Helicopter Force (Iraq) was SSgt Holroyd, Sig Washington and LCpl Cooper. To shake things up a bit, I was given the In late June Sig Rennox and I were tasked with a VIP opportunity to travel home on a Merlin. It was a journey which deployment at Millbrook Proving Ground where we were should have taken 5 days, stopping over in Cyprus, Kefalonia, instructed to meet Sgt Darch of the RAF Mobile Air Operation Rome, Nice and then home…..I actually only lasted to RAF Team (MAOT) team. We were briefed to establish ground to air Akrotiri. Once we’d touched down one of the cabs went U/S, so comms to a number of aircraft including Apache, Merlin, Sea King given my slight time constraints, i.e. my imminent redeployment and the Royal Flight Helicopters. to Afghanistan, I hopped on a fixed wing aircraft back to RAF Brize Norton. After liaising with the event organiser, we recced the Helicopter Landing Site (HLS) for the day’s events and soon after setup for It was a good experience travelling from Kuwait to Cyprus on a out first task. This involved speaking to Apache and Merlin rotary aircraft and stopping off in Saudi Arabia (I think in Al Jouf) aircraft that were holding in preparation to land in the main stand. and Jordan (Amman) to refuel. Jordan interestingly has the Bringing them in too soon would drown out the words of the second biggest flag in the world flying high above the city, quite a narrator of the display, so timing was essential in order that the sight from the cab window! It was also the most expensive toilet aircraft arrived shortly after the narrator had finished speaking. break I think I’ve ever had, costing a ridiculous $100 (each) to drive us from the HLS to the terminal building and back again. Both the Apache and Merlin were also involved in military fire I’m still not quite sure how the airport can justify charging those power demonstrations that day showing their awesome military fees! might to an impressed audience. In addition to the aviation element of the display, there were other military units on hand to A couple of weeks of R&R and I was on my way to Afghanistan to demonstrate equipments such as Snatch Land Rovers and take on the role of J6 Det Comd for Joint Helicopter Force GMLRS. The show was later concluded by the Merlin flying over (Afghanistan) at Camp Bastion. I arrived without too much of a in a staged Casevac op with Apache hovering above as top cover delay after stopping briefly in Minnad to refuel. The Signals Det is in support of ground troops. divided across a number of locations including Kandahar, Camp Bastion and FOB Edinburgh and FOB Lashkar Gah. The following day we were given the task to establish ground to air comms to a Sea King and 2 helicopters from the Royal Flight Rather than being solely composed of Corps personnel, the Tp is who were dropping off 3 VVIP pax. This involved us being on call comprised of sigs from both the Corps and Army Air Corps. throughout the day in order to provide G2A comms to a number Despite doing essentially the same job as I did in Iraq, life in of tasks moving VVIPs. Helmand was and still is a lot more frustrating. The lack of CIS is a major issue across theatre and my days are predominantly The job finished at 1700hrs as all 3 aircraft departed with their spent assisting HQ staff, encouraging information management pax for the final time. The weather throughout the 2 days had and liaison with the Helmand ICS Sig Sqn to request uplifts or the been scorching hot and morale was extremely high! movement of CIS in Theatre, no easy feat!

34 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009

I still have 1 month left but time is really whipping by. I have body of the Tp soon arrived in theatre and were met by the hotel learnt a huge amount over the past 6 months and less the dust receptionist of the 4 star Sangho Hotel, courtesy of the RAF. and temperatures above 40º, I have enjoyed all aspects of life on tour! Our primary roll was to provide ground-to-air tactical comms over the area of Ben Guerir and on the Atlas mountain range. As well 244 SIGNAL SQUADRON as the normal CIS deployment kit, we also provided more specific requirements to JHC including STARS and J1-J4. In order for OC Maj P Hale mountain re-fuelling, we also deployed an FFR to a FOB location SSM WO2(SSM) M McMullan which meant 2 of our guys were embedded with a RM team.

The Sqn have, over the past 2 months, continued to battle Theere were also opportunities for the Tp to get out on the desert through the crowds of London to produce a fantastic display on flights and do some rigger marshalling. To prove the flexibility of Public Duties. It has also once again shown its versatility in its our job we were also deployed on Op AZTEC which involved role by seeing a Tp deploy on Ex DESERT VORTEX, an Air Sp ex landing in a hot LZ, patrolling to a mountain location and with JHC in Morocco. In terms of personnel, we sadly say transmitting a number of serials to improvised Apache air strikes. goodbye to some valued Sqn members namely Sgt Daz Barker We also welcome some new members to the Sqn, LCpls A number of other objectives were accomplished including Coleman and Smith and Sigs Mitchell, Calvert and Mannion. survival training from the SERE team and achieving successful Bowman data back to the Regt, all resulting in a very successful PUBLIC DUTIES - by 2Lt Calum Davidson and worthwhile deployment. There was also time for the Tp to relax by the pool in the sunny climate. On the other hand, Cpl For all those who think that 244 Sig Sqn have been swanning ‘Buster’ Grimes, after his delicate skin was affected by the sun around London doing the odd parade and getting a pay cheque and he found he lacked the taste for Moroccan cuisine, decided for barely getting out of bed, think again! The last 3 months have that studying his tactical aide memoire in his hotel room was the been some of the busiest the Sqn has experienced in quite some way forward! time, with the exacting standards of the drill instructors ensuring that we have been the smartest of all the incremental companies in London. Special thanks must go to WO2(SSM) McMullan and WO2 Mordecai, both of whom leave us after Public Duties, for their tireless efforts in dragging and ragging us up and down the drill square with such passion and relish.

The duties themselves have been extremely worthwhile and rewarding, from the Changing of the Guard on Buckingham Palace Forecourt to the Ceremony of the Keys at the Tower of London; each parade offers something new and different for the personnel involved. The latter ceremony has taken place every night for over 700 years and it is nice to think that 21 Sig Regt are now a part of that history.

In addition, the last 3 months have seen the opportunity for us to host many high profile guests as well and it was with great pride that we had the Master of Signals take the salute at the Tower of London, the first time he had been permitted that honour. In addition to this we must thank the SOinC and Mrs Flint for coming to show their support at this special time for the Regt.

Maj Pete Hale has been working tirelessly to ensure that the highest standards are maintained while carrying out his role as Captain of the Guard with aplomb. In addition he has ensured In addition he has ensured that we have not simply rested on our laurels and we are now ready to hit the ground running for our return to Colerne in August and the Sqn’s assumption of the R1 role soon after.

EXERCISE DESERT VORTEX 23 MAY – 11 JUNE - by LCpl Sean Collins B Tp on Ex DESERT VORTEX

Ex DESERT VORTEX was a perfect opportunity for 244 Sig Sqn We were hosted most formidably by the RAF throughout and to deploy with JHC and demonstrate what the Sqn can offer as thanks to Cpl Timmy Tyler’s talents, an end of ex party was the Air Support Communicators. perfect way to unwind, at least in his case until 2200hrs! Overall the deployment was a huge success and the Regt once again What made the deployment even more appealing was the proved the importance of comms, not just as a general J6 asset location of Morocco in North Africa. Lt Jonny Carey (known to but as an Air Support Regt. the locals as Sean Bean) and SSgt(FofS) Jacko Jackson (known as Tarzan, Monkey Man or Hell Boy), deployed with the advance The Sqn now look forward to returning on Ex JEBEL SAHARA party to show that even the higher ranks can graft as they later on in the year where we will find ourselves in a tactical battle completed the dreadful task of the Main HQ build. The main with the Moroccan Paras and the Royal Gibraltar Regt.

36 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 22nd SIGNAL REGIMENT STAFFORD

CO Lt Col SPM Nesmith THE CLEARANCE CHIT FROM HELL RSM WO1(RSM) JW Pritchard - by WO1(RSM) JW Pritchard

Just over 2 years after the Breaking new ground for a CO, the newly promoted Col Neil Regt’s reformation in April Fraser was subjected to a rigorous clearance procedure – one 2007, the long-anticipated that actually involved people signing a chit and everything…… mass exodus of the ‘old The ‘normality’ of the process, however, extended only to the guard’ is now in full flow. appearance of the clearance chit. The experience though, was to The extent and pace of prove a great deal more strenuous as each Tp and Dept had the turnover is staggering and pleasure of hosting the CO for a brief, albeit intense activity, after despite efforts to mitigate which one of the 22 boxes on the clearance chit would be the problem, almost all stamped and signed. Regimental appointments and dept heads will Col Neil leaves Stafford after a mammoth 40 month stint, which change hands in the next saw the Regt reform, conduct Public Duties in London, gain the few months. It is Freedom of the Borough of Stafford, deploy RHQ and a Sqn plus somewhat fortuitous then to Afghanistan and deploy Ptarmigan for the last time before that the installation of the officially closing down the network. Now the Deputy Head new team will coincide Service Assurance in the Networks Team in DGISS, based in Corsham, Col Neil should now be able to enjoy the benefits of with the re-roling of the A handshake seals the deal Regt from the delivery of accompanied service – that is if he is able to tear himself away trunk comms to the provision of ICS support to HQ ARRC; a from the desk from time to time? He will be sorely missed and fresh challenge for a fresh team. leaves with the thanks and best wishes of all.

RECOGNITION AND REWARD

Careful programming by RHQ and good work behind the scenes by Mrs Joni Stoker, PA to the Comd, allowed for Comd 1 Sig Bde, Brig I Hooper to squeeze an honours and awards presentation into his already crammed diary – an accommodation for which we are duly thankful. A curry lunch in the Sgts Mess was the setting for the presentation, which involved the award of 6 LS&GC medals, 4 CinC Land’s Commendations for Meritorious Service and notably, a Queen’s Commendation for Bravery for Cpl Meacham of the RLC.

THE FINAL CHAPTER – 25 YEARS OF PTARMIGAN - by SSgt(FofS) S Sharman

Ptarmigan final final event the removal of the CO from the Regt Support to the 11 Lt Bde Op HERRICK Mission Rehearsal Exercise 6 – 24 July 2009 was the context for the final deployment of a Ptarmigan Network. H Tp of 222 Sig Sqn, 22 Sig Regt, commanded by Lt Craig Smith, had the honour of fielding the last Ptarmigan Trunk Node. Having concluded that the final use of Ptarmigan should be celebrated and recognised in the appropriate manner, and having obtained approval from RHQ, a plan was assembled by 222 Sig Sqn Ops team that would see the closure of the network broken down into 3 stages.

The first stage involved the transmission of a signal to the SOinC(A), formally requesting permission to close the final network. Stage 2 marked the occasion of the final use of Ptarmigan by a formation comd; this was completed by the GOC 3 (UK) Div, Maj Gen Everard CBE. Maj Gen Everard made the final call from a 222 Sig Sqn SW & FC signifying the end of the 11 Lt Bde MRX and in essence, Ptarmigan as a system. With the MRX officially complete, the final stage of the closedown could Queens Commendation for Bravery Cpl Meacham RLC, CinC Land Commendations Capt commence. At 0900hrs on 24 July 09, CO Clarke, WO2 Hutchinson, Sgt Necrews and Cpl Adams AGC and LS&GC Recipients SSgt 22 Sig Regt, Col ND Fraser, in the Blowes, SSgt Miller, SSgt Morris REME, Sgt Necrews (again), Sgt Hepworth and Cpl Mann presence of Mr Berwick, made the final call QOGLR with Brig I Hooper, Comd 1 Sig Bde and Col ND Fraser, the CO from SW&FC 073 requesting permission to

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 37 close the network. This was duly granted allowing Cpl Thorburn The first few days were a gentle ease in to assess the relative of 222 Sig Sqn to type the final command ‘LIN,007,END’ , thus levels of fitness. It was then realised that some people needed to ending 25 years of sterling service. This historic moment was work more than others! After our ‘break in’ the tempo soon accompanied by a lament played by a Gurkha piper from 22 Sig increased. This was when we started to feel the burn as the runs Regt. Key personnel who were involved with Ptarmigan got longer and the circuits got harder. Even during some of the throughout its in-service life were contacted to witness the most gruelling sessions, you could always count on someone to closure; these included members of the old TFCS IPT, DSG, LF crack a joke which would lift spirits and take our minds off our and, quite fittingly, the initial project manager for Ptarmigan Mr tired muscles. Morale was lifted even more on occasions when Ian Berwick. we were permitted to go swimming for the afternoon so that we could rest our bodies, which kept everyone happy, knowing that Editor’s Note: we were doing one less session in the gym! The full texts of the signals to and from SOinC(A) are reproduced on page 2 of this magazine.) As the team were getting to grips with some of the skills needed to box, it was obvious that there were some who had never boxed before. But as we had more and more lessons, the training was getting tougher and more focused and we were now looking like boxers. Almost! During the skills lessons there was always a laugh, because on every lesson you would hear the familiar shout from across the gym; “Bricey, can you take me on pads?” – it could only be Sig Cassey Bolton.

Having survived the brutal training regime, we already felt like champions and there was nothing left to do but prepare for what we have trained for; the competition itself. The changing room on the night was alive with a mixture of nerves and excitement, that was until LCpl Ben Budgen came flying into the changing rooms jumping with delight over the result of his bout.

The CO with Mr Ian Berwick makes the final call from SW&FC 093 Onwards and upwards then!

Members of 222 Sig Sqn and Guests at the Closedown of the Final Ptarmigan Network

A KNOCKOUT BLOW FROM THE FIGHTING 22nd - by Sgt Taylor

On the back of a well deserved break for most of the Regt after returning from Afghanistan, it was back to work and time to get back in to the swing of things. Not the case, however, for the 30 or so volunteers who put themselves forward to become a part of the Regt’s boxing team. These volunteers were going to be put through 9 weeks of training, in preparation for the 1 Sig Bde Inter- Unit Boxing Competition which was to be held in Elmpt Station, Germany. What the team didn’t realise was that they were about to endure a regime of endless running, circuit training and having to stick to a low carb, high protein diet to help get to their fighting weight. All that for only 6 mins in the ring!

The team was run by a few people who knew a thing or two about boxing. In one corner we had the head coach, Cpl Andy Winters who kept an eye on those that needed some extra training if there was even a rumour of someone having the odd McDonalds and not sticking to the diet. The scales never lie, apparently! Then you had Sig ‘Jack’ Russell who dealt with getting the team up to the required level of fitness and skill. To assist him he had LCpl Dean Brice who made sure that everyone knew that he used to be in the Army boxing team! Cpl Jelf is the winner after a hard fought fight

38 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 In the end, we successfully defended our title and gave a and CIS TDU elements recently descended upon BAE. The performance that the rest of the Regt could be proud of. I would surge manning will primarily serve to facilitate important FALCON like to offer a big thank you on behalf of the team to the coaches. capability demonstrations to MOD during a 5-day Systems Without them we would not have had the skill or the confidence Deployment Test with members of the FIT and surge manning to get in the ring. A special good luck for the future also goes out operating various FALCON installations. This test is quickly to Jack as he has since left the Army. followed by the critical Equipment Acceptance Trial which will determine MOD’s level of confidence in BAE and will produce a report informing the decision for BAE to proceed with FALCON production. These are indeed very important times ahead.

A 3 week period of induction training was recently hosted by members of the FIT deployment team on the Craddock and saw the surge manning quickly get to grips with deploying FALCON installations in their different guises. Training included establishing EOW and data links across a FALCON network, deploying LAS equipment and remoting the FALCON Man Machine Interface (MMI) equipment into Tents of Opportunity (TOO).

With 222 Sig Sqn ring fenced to receive the first tranche of FALCON, DCCIS to facilitate training and CIS TDU providing the trialling expertise and governance, all the agendas of the surge manning were met amidst the mist and rain of the Craddock under the watchful eye of the FIT deployment team.

Elsewhere on the programme, YofS McDonnell and Sgt Welsh have been spending time with the Joint Air Delivery, Test and Evaluation Unit (JADTEU) at The victorious team are piped into the Sgts Mess with the Trophy Brize Norton assessing the ability of FALCON to fly. Requirements for FALCON DEVELOPMENT PROGRAMME FALCON to be transported around the battle space by both fixed - by WO2(YofS) McDonnel of the FIT wing and rotary wing assets have seen the Mission Module dismounted and swinging merrily from the crane at Brize. After With major programme milestones and activities approaching, the much re-balancing and assessment, the FALCON mission module tempo down on the FIT ranch has risen rapidly. Important lifted off and flew circuits around our favourite airfield satisfying demonstrations and trials are upon us and the decision point at the JADTEU staff and earning its wings. which BAE Systems will be given the green light to take FALCON into mass production should occur prior to Christmas supper. In RACE THE SUN - by Lt E Jones order to cope with the exponential growth in activity, a much needed surge of manpower provided by 222 Sig Sqn, DCCIS, On 13 May, 22 Sig Regt’s finest deployed to Imphal Barracks in York for the ‘Race the Sun’ competition 2009.

The event kicked off the next day at 0500hrs with Sig Boothe kayaking 6km down the River Ouse against some very professional looking competition. He performed admirably and handed over to Sig Nirmal for the 12km river run. The lake swim drew particular interest and travelling support due to the truly unforgettable sight of Sgt ‘Chilly’ Chilvers standing alongside his competition who were all dressed in wet suits, swim caps and goggles, whilst he stood proudly in his trunks…. and nothing else, not even goggles! His massive chest puffed out challengingly.

The climax of the day was the stretcher race. The team, consisting of Lt Jones, Sgt Phil ‘GPS’ Williams, Cpl Ben ‘Felworth’ Fowler, Sig Dunn and Sig Givendra made a dash towards the finish point on the 1st lap around camp with a huge sprint that left other teams standing, the satisfaction with the ease at which we had pulled away from other teams was smashed when we were waved passed the finish point for a 2nd lap around camp! Members of 222 Sig Sqn bolstering the FIT in the run up to the SDT The stretcher almost came to a standstill as

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 39 the team contemplated another 800m of pain, having just given pleasing 5th out of 9 major units. A great effort by everyone everything in the sprint ‘finish’ that wasn’t! A few moments later involved, well done. though the team had dug deep and found some reserves to push hard for the final lap and even managed another huge sprint finish CENTSAAM - by 2Lt R Mackness which very nearly won us 3rd place. Some key events, where experience rather than fitness and determination were paramount The Regt’s Shooting Team, nurtured by Cpl Surendra, has proved to be our undoing. However, we still finished a very experienced a multitude of successes throughout the year in Bde, pleasing 5th out of 9 major units. A great effort by everyone Corps and Div level shooting competitions. Nothing, however, involved, well done. comes close to the performance and final triumph experienced by the team at CENTSAAM 2009. CORPS OSC 28 MARCH – 3 APRIL 2009 - by Sig Ramesh Rai Championed by the more experienced firers, Cpl Akash, Cpl Despite the fact that most of the Regt’s personnel were on Post Bhupal, LCpl Ghanendra, LCpl Dhan and LCpl Bhakta, the Operation Tour Leave (POTL) from Op HERRICK, we managed to team underwent several long weeks of training before the event. form a team with good potential. The training had to begin in The knowledge and expertise of the aforementioned firers was earnest from 17 March at Pirbright Ranges led by WO2 (SSM) only matched by the determination and raw talent evidenced by Nim, OIC Regt Shooting Team and Cpl Surendra, Shooting Team Sig Ramesh, Sig Arjun, Sig Jiwan, Sig Sudin and Sig Avisekh. Admin NCO. After 10 days training, we grew in confidence and knew the match practices by heart, which is said to be 60 Coming runner up in the Unit Championship and Winner of the percent of the competition. Other Arms and Services, it was only natural to assume that a good majority of our firers would qualify as Army 100 shooters. The competition started well for 22 Sig Regt and although we As it turns out, every single member of the team attained the paid the occasional price for inexperience, the team did pretty heroic Army 100 status. Four members of the squad also well overall. In particular, Sig Bhakta did exceptionally well qualified for the international team. throughout the competition and lost out on Corps Champion shot by a close margin. The Regimental Team eventually came 2nd in A strong performance and an undoubtedly deserved clutch of the Corps championship. Individually, Sig Bhakta and Sig awards – well done to all those who participated. Ramesh secured the overall 2nd and 3rd places in the Corps respectively. WELCOMES AND FAREWELLS

Most notably, we emerged victorious in Inter-Corps Clay Target RHQ and Ops bid farewell and best wishes to Maj Russell Championship. Before the start of the event, we were the Edwards (2IC), Capt Graham Clarke (Adjt), Sgt Pete Adams underdogs but surprisingly we performed against all the odds and AGC (SSA), Maj Dave Whitaker (Ops O), Capt ‘Angry’ Dave became the overall champions. Overall, 22 Sig Regt managed to Hughes (Tfc Offr), Capt Erin Brookes-Smith (Tech Adjt), bring home 6 winners trophies and cups both individually and as WO1(FofS) Mark Claxton, WO1(YofS) Stephen ‘Hutch’ a team.The climax of the day was the stretcher race. The team, Hutchinson and WO1(now Capt)(FofS(IS)) Nicky Coombs. A consisting of Lt Jones, Sgt Phil ‘GPS’ Williams, Cpl Ben warm welcome is extended to Maj Laurence Fowkes (2IC), Capt ‘Felworth’ Fowler, Sig Dunn and Sig Givendra made a dash Sarah Bill (Adjt), Sgt Esdale AGC (SSA), Cpl Proverbs AGC towards the finish point on the 1st lap around camp with a huge (RHQ Clk), Maj Yam Rana (Ops O), Capt Steve Buckley (Tfc sprint that left other teams standing, the satisfaction with the Offr), Capt Markus Skeet (Tech Adjt), WO1(FofS) Matthew ease at which we had pulled away from other teams was Clish, WO1(YofS) Marcus Bailey and WO1(FofS(IS)) David smashed when we were waved passed the finish point for a 2nd Moore, Sgt Shane Hepworth (Ops SNCO) and Sgt Dave lap around camp! Clifford (Ops SNCO).

The stretcher almost came to a standstill as the team 217 Sig Sqn bids farewell and best wishes to Maj Steve Abram contemplated another 800m of pain, having just given everything (OC), SSgt(YofS) Lamb, Sgt Andy Lloyd, Sgt Leigh Necrews, in the sprint ‘finish’ that wasn’t! A few moments later though the Cpl Dave Dean, LCpl James Clarke, LCpl Sarah Necrews, team had dug deep and found some reserves to push hard for LCpl Darren James, LCpl Dan Lawrence, LCpl Adrian Stewart. the final lap and even managed another huge sprint finish which A warm welcome is extended to Maj Richard Byfield (OC), very nearly won us 3rd place. Some key events, where SSgt(YofS) Shackleton, Cpl Paul Saunders, Sig Jamie Bray, experience rather than fitness and determination were paramount Sig Jamie Clarke, Sig Rob Ellison, Sig Rhys O’Rourke, Sig proved to be our undoing. However, we still finished a very Dale Pilkington and Sig Jon Wade.

30th SIGNAL REGIMENT BRAMCOTE

CO Lt Col Spencer newly promoted, Cpl Sujyoki, Cpl Jayaram, Cpl Kumar, Cpl Tek, RSM WO1(RSM) Morris LCpl Devendra and LCpl Suraj. In addition, Cpl Surendra has been selected for promotion to Sgt at the recent promotion board. A big well done to all promotees! We also want to wish Cpl Dhan 250 GURKHA SIGNAL SQUADRON and Cpl Sudesh good luck competing in the Tug-of-War at the Highland games – the training has been hard but morale is still OC Maj AEA Corkery high. SSM WO2 Un VICTOR TROOP ES & SUPPORT TROOP Tp OC Capt OM Prasad Pun FofS SSgt(FofS) Templeman Tp SSgt SSgt Durga Bahadur Gurung

ES Sect is a new addition within the Sp Tp after a few years without So far this year Victor Tp has been one of the busiest troops but a FRT. All the technicians have been pulled in from the Tps to form just like any of the other troops in the Sqn. Taking part in numerous this team, under the watchful eye of Songratulations must go to JTFHQ overseas exs and deploying to Kuwait in support of draw

40 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 down of the British troops from Iraq. The troop is looking forward to coming back to the UK towards the end of Aug 09.

WHISKEY TROOP

Tp OC Lt Meite Tp SSgt SSgt Bhola Gurung

Whiskey Tp has gone through a few major changes in the past few months and has been as busy as ever. Last year, the Tp handed over the role of small scale JTFHQ R1 Tp to C Tp 256 Sqn after almost 2 years. No doubt Whiskey Tp has been the busiest in the regiment for the past year. But handing over the R1 role to Charlie Tp still hasn’t brought about any peace for us. Half of the Tp personnel are still in .

Congratulations go to Capt Murphy who has been promoted to Capt recently and subsequently is moving to AFC Harrogate in The safety side was strict with the Sects practising cross- August 09. Cpl Jagdish Rai has been transferred to Royal Signals decking. This involved 2 boats running along side each other, at from Queen’s Gurkha Signals and will be looking for his new over 50 mph, and people jumping from boat to boat to simulate a challenge soon in 12 Mech Bde Sig Sqn. casualty drop or change of echelons. The beach landings did remind me a bit of the old video with the Artillery in Um-Qusar X-RAY TROOP and I kept humming “I get knocked down” in my head. Wednesday was a complete change, back to dry land and a Tp OC Capt Ambar Gurung NAVEX from hell. Steep hills, tough terrain and good classic Tp SSgt SSgt Vinod Shrestha weather. This was all too hard for Sig ‘Stretch’ Armstrong who was on his last ever ex before becoming a scummy student – he X-Ray Tp was one of the largest Tps in the Sqn with 40 plus twisted his ankle on a cattle grid. strength until re-organisation took place last month to meet the Sqn’s slightly changed role. The strength of the Tp now stands as Thursday was the start of the Field Phase and it kicked of with a 26 + 1 led by Capt Ambar. The main role of the Tp has been the dawn move to the shores of Loch Long for a non tac pick up by extremely high readiness Early Entry HQ Sp to the Joint Task Force Rigid Raider to a Tactical Drop off 6km up the Loch. This was all Headquarters (JTFHQ). The Tp currently holds 2 x R1 and 2 x R3 going so well with a smooth drop off until Sig ‘Mozzi Master’ dets for 256 Sig Sqn. As ever, the Tp has been extremely busy on Mottram was returning the Life Vests to the boats fell in right up every front. Overall X-Ray Tp has remained as one of the back to his chest. A great start to the 6km tab in uphill. The ex Phase bones of the Sqn in all fields from sporting to operational. was a series of CTRs and Ops gaining Int on a well rehearsed and motivated enemy of the Sqn Seniors and the Injured, mixed 256 SIGNAL SQUADRON in with various small skirmishes and a final smashing of the Bad Guys. EXERCISE RAM BATTLE After the usual cleaning and stores jobs, it was into the bar for Ex RAM BATTLE was 256 Sig Sqn’s Annual Battle Camp and some liquid bonding. Awards were issued by the OC Sqn for: adventurous training fortnight. The ex was held at Gareloch Head Best Mozzi Bites going to Sig Atkinson who managed to get on the West Coast of Scotland a mere 10 hr drive up the M6 in a every inch of his slender body bitten. Best Teddy Throwing DAF from Bramcote. We hit the ground running, getting training Incident that went to Cpl Wright for actually doing a count down on the radios that we were going to use and the Operational – “get down hear now 5-4-3-2-1” Most Gullible was awarded to Returns and reports that we would be beasted on later on in the Sig Dickinson for believing SSgt McD when he said if you rub week. Monday was contact drills over some hard terrain. This urine behind your ears it will keep the midges away. was to be our first proper meeting with the enemy – midges! Tuesday was a relief from the midges but a very wet day. Sunday saw the start of the adventurous training with Climbing, Scotland surprised us with glorious sunshine but SSgt Walking and Mountain Biking all possible in the area of the McDougall had arranged a wet session with the Force Protection Ardgarten Forrest and Loch Lomond. This was an easy option Group RM in HMS Clyde, the Faslane Nuclear Submarine Base with most of the Sqn glad of the change in pace. The weather where we conducted boat righting drills and beach assaults and was better but not good and the climbers were forced into the troop collection drills. This involved a lot of getting wet. Part of climbing wall at Faslane, not by the rain but by the midges. the day was learning how assault boats like the Rigid Raider and The ex was a great success with the seniors getting to see the Zodiac craft will move tactically to the objective. Basically the true character of some of the junior soldiers in hard conditions answer is really fast and very close together. using a coy’s worth of ammo at pl level. The new SSM who is now planning next year’s event has sworn never to go to Scotland again in Summer because of a flying creature less than 2mm in length.

30 SIGNAL REGIMENT TUG-OF-WAR TEAM – ARMY CHAMPIONSHIPS 2009

Under the guidance and leadership of Capt Ken Smith and Capt Chris Hymas, the team was well prepared for this year’s Army Championships. For all those who know anything about Tug-of- War, the training is not pleasant and can be mind numbingly boring at times. However with a good squad, some now into their second season, it can also be good fun and winning is always a good incentive to keep coming back.

Everyone knows you are only as good as your last win and with Two boats moving fast alongside one another on a calm day in teams pushing us hard in every competition, we were in no doubt Gareloch we would have a hard day ahead.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 41 coming runners-up in the 560kg, even though being vastly underweight. The team’s next outing will be the Braemar Highland Games and to ensure we do our utmost to maintain current winning ways, the squad will continue to train throughout the summer leave period. Constant reminders of “it will all be worth it in the end” should keep their minds from wandering during these less than popular training sessions.

THE ARMY OPERATIONAL SHOOTING COMPETITION

The Army Operational Shooting Competition (AOSC) was held over the period 05 - 08 July 09 and the Royal Corps of Signals was represented extremely well, securing 30 places within the Army 100 out of which 27 were Gurkhas from 2, 22 and 30 Sig Regts. The teams proudly pose for photos with their trophies won during the competition.

The Regt’s Tug-of-War teams with their trophies

The first weight to pull was the 600kg. Now was the time to put all the gruelling hours on the training ground into practice and a real chance to get the idea into the minds of the other teams that we were unbeatable. A tough competition ensued with some really good pulls particularly against SEME and 4 Regt RA, however the team really upped the standard and proved to be too strong for everyone winning the competition without losing an end! In all the Male Team made a clean sweep, winning the 560kg, 600kg, 640kg and 680kg – something which hasn’t been done by any Army team for some time. The winning ways also continued with the Ladies team winning 520kg weight and

31st (CITY OF LONDON) SIGNAL REGIMENT (VOLUNTEERS) LONDON CO Lt Col Simon Walker TD lost voices (RSM), the Regt had achieved a level of drill we could RSM WO1(RSM) Guy Padfield never have imagined. So it was with great pride that the Regt stepped off, heading towards the centre of Kensington and the EXERCISE CAPITAL FINALE saluting base, which was being manned by The Mayor, Cllr Timothy Coleridge and HM Lord Lieutenant for Greater London, The Regt’s main effort for the first half of the year was about to Sir CMG JP. It wasn’t long before the public saw show. Our main ex was upon us and it was with great us and we were greeted to rounds of applause and cheers. We enthusiasm that we deployed out on Ex CAPITAL FINALE, the last would like to take this opportunity to thank the people of chance for the Regt to test its full UK Ops capability. Kensington for the warm welcome they gave, which made us dig the heels in a little harder and march with a little more pride. The After the Regiment Command Post (RCP) moved to Longmoor troops were then whisked away, changed into evening attire Training Area, with a REEBOK to supply its CIS capability, the rest before returning to Kensington and Chelsea town hall for Dinner, of the Regt soon followed and got into a routine. Excon a great ending to a great camp, but most of all to a fantastic day. continued to throw scenarios at the RCP who dealt with everything in their stride, moving and redeploying Regimental EXERCISE COCKNEY KIWI PADDLE assets while seamlessly maintaining the CIS capability required. The exercise came to a gentle close down after 4 days and a visit On 23 April, 8 members of the Regt set off for the Marlborough by Brig DA Hargreaves which went very well. Next came the Sounds in for what was to be a very tough sea yearly Duchess of Gloucester Cup, a command task day for the kayaking journey; the plan was simply to paddle from the Pelorus Sqns as they battle it out for the trophy. As ever, the Sqns Sound, out through the Cook Straits and into Picton via the fought well for the privilege of being awarded the cup, which in Queen Charlotte Sound. Simple, eh? Yea, right! the end was retained by 5 Sqn, with 83 Sqn finishing just a few points behind. Huge congratulations to all members of the Regt This trip took over 12 months to plan and the group were for their sterling efforts. fortunate enough to have 2 very experienced Sea Leaders; WO2 Uisdean MacDonald and Henry Methold, both from JSMTC. It was at this point that the Regt moved into Phase 2 of the camp Also ‘attached’ at the 11th hour was Maj Gen Colin Boag, an and traded in the CIS for a rifle and a bayonet and headed for the experienced paddler. drill square. The weekend was nearly upon us and the Regt had been invited by the Mayor and Council of the Royal Borough of Once in country, it didn’t take long for the group to get prepared Kensington and Chelsea for a Parade and March Past, in order to and the incidents to begin as Sgt Dickie Bird ripped off his brand celebrate the Centenary of the Presentation of Colours by HM new paddle trousers in favour of shorts before he drowned in his King Edward VII to 13th County of London Princess Louise’s own sweat! Pretty patterns from helicopters could also be seen Kensington Regt. After 2 days of drill, a lot of shouting and some as the group got used to their rudders! The 2 kayaks that looked

42 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 like they were surfing were the ones with heavy loads in the back, previous years’ tricks and thus the A team were penalised, most namely Sgt Still and Cpl Justin Goodchild, and the slightly unjustly. lighter females of 2Lt Steph Barron and Sig Danielle Hay in the front seats! With the day coming to a close the teams lined up for the final event, the asslt course. It was at this point that the 2 teams were It was great to be on the water at last, in a mixture of single and combined for the final push. As the other Sqns went through the double sea expedition kayaks, fully loaded for 9 days. And then it course one by one it was clear that there was going to be some rained……by 2200hrs that night we were already dragging the hard times to beat. 5 Sqn lined up we were each given a balloon kayaks further up the beach to avoid them disappearing into the of water and told if you broke it there would be a 3 minute ocean. The future weather pattern was not good either. Strong penalty, as no other team had broken one it was quite clear that if winds and rain were forecast and it was a case of strategic timing a balloon was broken then it would all be over. The team set off on the water to get as far as we could, when we could. Planning and with good old 5 Sqn teamwork, we flew through the to get through the notorious fast flowing and unpredictable Cook obstacles however there was one worry and that was would SSgt Straits had already begun! Goodwin complete the wall balance, being nervous of heights. The time came and with her usual determination and brute After several days of hard paddling against the wind, it was a rest aggression she ran over the obstacle quicker than most. It was day at ‘The Lodge’ in Titirangi Bay. The level of comfort in the soon over and the teams were all lined up it looked close as 41 lodge was quite amazing and welcome, as everyone set about Sqn had put in a good team and had done well all day. However washing and drying clothes and drinking copious amounts of tea unknown to the Sqns, the scoring was done over the combined with real milk from the fridge and cold beer from Steve, the New efforts of both teams which to the saving grace of 5 Sqn A team, Zealand support team. LCpl Penfold had brought her team around in 4th place, only 3 points behind the A team in 3rd. This meant that the overall Dram o’clock allowed some paddlers to voice their doubts about scores placed 5 Sqn the winners and for the 3rd year in a row the their ability to tackle the Cook Straits, based on the hard going so DoG was lifted by 5 Sqn. far. If the conditions in and around the Cook Straits were anything like the same as encountered so far but without the ability to take The following day saw the Regt line up under the control of the shelter and rest in the coastline, most paddlers were going to RSM ready for drill. As the Regt was going to exercise its struggle, and any rescue would be extremely difficult. freedom of Kensington, it was thought that it would be appropriate to instruct the Regt on rifle and sword drill. The The options were clearly laid out that night; by 0500hrs, the group officers under the direction of Capt Haines conducted sword were eagerly up waiting for the decision! A sea state 4 and waving techniques whilst in the distant background a frustrated 50mph winds were forecast and not even the local fishermen RSM could be heard giving some words of encouragement to were going out; it was a no-go then! A few sighs of relief were some poor soldier. heard as we then prepared (reluctantly it must be said) for a road move to Punga Cove. By the afternoon the Regt came together and a number of rehearsals took place. It came together and by the end of the What a difference a headland makes as the sea state was much day with a few sore shoulders everyone felt that they would be better and we were able to paddle into the Queen Charlotte ready for the parade on the Saturday. Friday saw us move to Sound and enjoy a wonderful experience with the seals and Aldershot and prepare for the parade in Kensington. Saturday dolphins, the latter a pod of some 200 or so swimming, ducking morning came and with a few nerves, the Regt made its way to and diving all over the kayaks. How they didn’t connect and turn Kensington where it formed up and at 1100hrs, the Regt stepped a kayak over is amazing. off to the sound of the band. With a right wheel the parade marched through Kensington High Street. With the nerves gone it Before we knew it, the finish was approaching and we put in a was with great pride we marched towards the saluting stand as long 30km day all the way back to Anikiwa. Despite the the crowds came out to clap and cheer. The parade came to a unseasonal conditions, this was a classic adventure training close at the town hall with a drumhead service. The Regt was expedition in a world class sea kayaking region. then hosted in the town hall and later that evening with many guests the Regt had a formal meal. Sunday saw the end of camp with a final word from Col Walker, the last CO of 31 Sig Regt. 5 (QUEENS OWN OXFORDSHIRE HUSSARS) SIG SQN 41 (PRINCESS LOUISE’S KENSINGTON) SIGNAL SQUADRON OC Maj CL Murison (VOLUNTEERS) SSM WO2 M Taylor OC Maj Fensome Annual camp started with the deployment of the Regt to SSM SSgt May Longmoor in Hampshire. The Regt was dully assembled, the scenario brief was given and Dets were given their final checks We would like to welcome Sig Mendes (ex-PWRR) to the Sqn. and everyone was ready for the deployment orders. The scenario He joined us for his first experience of Signals and won’t be involved a disastrous fire at the Southampton oil refinery, where looking back. He feels proud to have been able to contribute in the situation had escalated and the Army had been called in to all aspects of this camp and looks forward to doing more training, assist the emergency services. With various locations based on and off the field. A hearty welcome also goes out to Sig Burt. around the south of England it was a busy time with various units An established signaller with years of experience to pass on to being deployed and then redeployed as events unfolded. This his new found mates in C Tp. Good to have you both on board. was especially daunting for the newly qualified Basic Signallers, one of which was Sig Dixon who, although found it challenging, Good spirits were the order for camp this year, and in general enjoyed using her new skills. these were maintained by all throughout. The Sqn was split from the beginning, with new soldiers completing their BSS With the ex over, Wednesday brought the much awaited Duchess during the first weekend at Longmoor Camp. Six of these of Gloucester Cup competition. The teams were picked and soldiers then rejoined various elements of the Sqn for the rest of Capt Cornick took the lead on 5 Sqns A team whilst LCpl camp. The remainder of the Sqn, after wondering if we would Penfold took the lead on the B team. The day consisted of end up establishing comms from the car park at Longmoor various challenges ranging from Morse code and semaphore to eventually left for our respective locations. Capt Cahill, WO2 blind folded sheep herding and the obligatory asslt course. With Watson and Cpl ‘Aly’ Kelly were quickly seconded to work in the many of the A team having participated in the DoG cup before, RCP, which gave them an insight to higher formation workings, there were various tricks to be utilised however as Capt Cornick which they will of course teach the rest of us on in future training and SSM Taylor were to discover, not all the DS were naive to activities.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 43 Sgt Anderson and his band of merry men, C Tp of course, spent Drill for the parade at the end of the week was intense, especially the majority of their time camped out enjoying the sun, sea and seeing as there were quite a few in the Regt who had never done pebbles at the back of Browndown Camp. LCpl Peare and Sig rifle drill before. After many hours over 2 days, we were deemed Burt were in the usual high spirits of the Corps with music as good as we were going to be so the polishing, bulling, ironing supplied by – a FFR! Sgt Gunter, sporting his new cap badge, and de-fluffing of kit began in earnest. We even managed to showed that some REME traditions still run strong in him when squeeze in a few haircuts on the way. The morning of the parade he set up an impromptu BBQ, and opted for as many driving dawned bright and sunny, which was a relief after the previous duties as possible in order to avoid working the radios, but he downpours. Most of our Sqn were in No 2 dress with a number was heard by a few in the wee hours. REME have lost, and we in smart CS95. After an initial inspection it was all aboard the have gained – welcome to the Signals, Sgt G. coaches and departure for Kensington. Once there we formed up in Holland Park and waited for the march past to begin. The Sgt ‘Beddy’ Bedwell and his clan from K Tp made their way to a parade was led by the band from the RLC whose music not only disused farmhouse and proceeded to set up what was probably helped keep the step but also added an extra sense of pride and the best home from home det. Berco, electric frying pan, toaster, ceremony to the occasion. I think everyone, including Sig eggs galore – the list goes on. They also managed to establish Bedford grew an inch or two. The parade culminated in a successful comms with our allies overseas, no doubt helped by Drumhead Service on the steps of Kensington Town Hall, the endless supplies of brews. Thanks to LCpl Neilsen for followed by a reception in the hall itself. keeping power going. Comms were flying in and out continuously until the CO and the Brig walked through the door and complete gibberish appeared on the screen. Sigs Murkin and Ibrahim were on shift so they set about rectifying the situation and recovering comms, and our reputation. Well done girls! The CO was then able to send his own message to our distant colleagues, but as he sent it, only he knows what it was.... wait out!

SSgt Holman stayed true to form and found a field for J Tp to set up in. Unfortunately it seemed that someone somewhere has forgotten to offer appeasement to the gods and just as the wagons rolled up and kit was brought out, the heavens opened. Who said there were no showers in the field? Sgt ‘Penelope’ Hunter had come along for the first weekend and he and Sig Critcher (who manned the det for the remainder of the ex – literally!) set up the Lanward. LCpls Young and Shand and Sig MacDonald set up the FFR and SSgt May, SSgt Holman and Cpl Ennis set up the SCP. Power was supplied by Cpl Page and his newest protégés, Sigs Page and Bedford. The parade marching to Kensington Town Hall led by the CO The Regimental smoker had the usual laughs with the final and best skit being performed by us. SSgt May did a remarkable After that, back on the bus to Aldershot where a record breaking compare the WO1.com with SVWO Mackay and RSM Padfield turnaround from uniform, to scrubbing up and dressed in suitable being willing, if unsuspecting, participants. evening attire occurred. Back on the bus to the Town Hall for the final formal dinner for 31 Sig Regt. We got our “gizit” glasses too The Duchess of Gloucester (DOG) Cup was a memorable event – thanks 31. and not just as it will be the last for 31 Sig Regt, but also for the The morning after the parade we departed back to Longmoor to various activities that were part of the order of the day. Various reclaim the vehicles and from there back to our respective TACs stands tested military skill, common sense, reasoning and levels for end of camp turnaround. Although only a week, it could be of humour amongst other things. Flying the flag really took on a definitely said that a great deal was packed into that time, not new meaning as teams tried to send and receive messages by only with the ex, but all the other training, culminating in the semaphore and catching raw eggs while balancing 4 abreast on a parade at the end of the week. A great deal was learnt by many see saw beam made out of a length of 4 by 2 was a new skill and hopefully some of those things will benefit those long after 31 mastered by many. Although Sigs Porter and Stewart seemed Sig Regt has ceased to exist. to take things to a new level to see who could wear the most eggs. Yet again 41 did us proud by winning the QM’s Challenge Our Colours have come home and we will fight on. A century – the asslt course, 2nd year running and not a burst water balloon celebrated by parades, dinners and ceremonies, another 100 to in sight. The CO presented the team with a case of beer for their do. Watch this space, 41 (PLK) Sig Sqn (V) will be back, with efforts. Sig Corfield enjoyed the challenge so much he forgot to another Regt. let go of the rope, sliding down and getting hands full of blisters – which made the next few days of drill rather more painful. 56 SIGNAL SQUADRON (V)

OC Maj IG Holland SSM WO2(SSM) Windham

EXERCISE CAPITAL FINALE 11 – 19 JULY

No gentle introduction to this camp. Following the activation of the Sqn cascade system soldiers started appearing at the TA Centre early on Saturday morning. After the last minute tweaking of a few bits and pieces the Sqn was soon on its way to the Forward Mounting Base (FMB) at Longmoor.

The scenario involved a fire in a very large oil refinery ‘somewhere on the south coast’ and for the next 4 days the Regt Ops cell was kept busy moving the Regt’s assets around the area to cope with an ever changing scenario. Luckily, towards the end of the 4th Exhausted 41 Sqn after the assault course day, the fire and subsequent problems had been bought largely

44 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 under control and the order was given to withdraw back into the FMB.

Phase 1 had been completed. However there was no let up in the pace of life. The following day it was all hands to the pumps in preparation for the last Duchess of Gloucester’s cup, a hard fought inter Sqn competition. A special mention has to go to LCpl ‘Bruno’ Millen whose antics in getting over the 12 foot wall (eventually) kept the other teams and our visitors amused for hours. The finish to the day culminated in an outstanding display on the main square from the White Helmets.

One of the highlights of the display involved the entire motor cycle team jumping through a blazing hoop, although quite how we’re going to explain the burnt patch in the middle of the Square to the camp QM remains a mystery!

The final effort for camp was the exercising of the freedom of the Borough of Kensington and Chelsea. This involved, to the RSM’s The final 31 Sig Regt formal dinner at the Town Hall obvious delight, a day spent on the very same square practising foot and rifle drill. Sensibly the Adjutant, Capt Neil Mathews, VISITORS TO THE SQUADRON took the officers away into the woods to see how they fared with those long pointy things they call swords! On the following day it On the Tuesday following a camp we try to lay on something a all started coming together, along with the rain. The dress little different and we were lucky to have Brig (Retd) Pat rehearsal was conducted in between the showers. The sight of Lawless, father of Mike (one of our potential officers) come to the Sgt Jo Reader dressed in No2, wearing bright trainers and give an illustrated talk on the war in Rhodesia which took place carrying her best boots on parade will remain in the author’s mind during the 1970s and 80s. Brig Lawless, who was a young for a very long time! paratroop pl comd during this period, gave a fascinating talk laced with personal anecdotes, to our soldiers and members of A road move to Aldershot, which was to provide the base for the our local Royal Signals Association. He also drew some freedom parade, was then completed. The MPGS’ decision to interesting parallels with the current situation in Afghanistan. get each person to sign in individually was met with universal delight as soldiers struggled to the main gate clutching suit LANYARD TROPHY carriers, boxes, holdalls, etc in an effort to locate their bed spaces. Although likely to be the subject of much embellishment over the years, our congratulations have to go to 2Lt Chris Kong, SSgt A collective sigh of relief went up as Saturday dawned to blue ‘Mac’ McMullen and Sig Barry Heanes who were part of a team skies and sunshine. The journey to London was spent hoping that from the Regt that completed the entire 40 mile course of this nothing had been forgotten and on arrival, following a collective arduous military skills competition. It us worth mentioning that leg stretch and photos ‘for mum’, we started to form up ready for Sig Heanes literally stepped in at the last minute with no beat up the off, which took place exactly on time. A swift canter up the training to cover someone who had dropped out a few days High Street to applause from the local population was followed before the competition!! by a moving dedication service in front of the Town Hall. This culminated in a civic reception as that part of the day finished. OPERATIONAL TOURS Then it was back to Aldershot for a swift shower and change before heading back to London again for the evening reception. Our best wishes go to Pte Ben Bracken, our Sqn chef, who is It was a busy camp, of that there was no doubt but between just about to deploy on Op HERRICK. Various comments have exercising for our role, our Iinter Sqn competition and the been made by his colleagues on his prowess as a chef but the Freedom parade you could never say anyone had time to get general consensus seems to be that you can get a nasty nip if bored!! you don’t wield the can opener properly.

34th (NORTHERN) SIGNAL REGIMENT (VOLUNTEERS) MIDDLESBOROUGH

O Lt Col Mark Finch RSM WO1(RSM) Mark Tench

49 (WEST RIDING) SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj Jenny Bowes SSM WO2(SSM) Mark Alexander

EXERCISE SALTY COCKNEY PHOENIX IX 15 – 25 MAY 09 - by 2Lt Nicky Hemsworth

I was fortunate enough to be invited to participate in the 71 Sig Regt led sail training week, Ex SALTY COCKNEY PHOENIX. The week was run in preparation for Leg 7 of Ex TRANSGLOBE; Hobart-Auckland in Jan 2010. It was a good opportunity to meet most of the rest of the crew for the leg and to get some more sailing experience and miles under my belt. It was also the first time I’ve sailed using the watch system. 2Lt Hemsworth in control!

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 45 The week began at JSASTC in Gosport, and from there we say it has been a real privilege. I love you guys. I’m sure the event headed over to Cowes for the night and got a chance to look at organisers will remember us fondly. some Challenger 72s, as we were alongside one. The next day started well, until the weather turned and we had force 8 winds MEMORIES - by Sig Michelle Woods and hail stones in May! This caused many of the crew to be struck down with sea sickness. We arrived in Weymouth in I remember a few years ago at the Hull Sqn Christmas do, glorious sunshine. From Weymouth we headed towards the winning loads of chocolate in the raffle. There was so much of it, Channel Islands and stopped at Alderney, Jersey and Guernsey. I was eating it for a good few months after! We then headed over to Cherbourg for a few hours before a night sail back to Poole. The entire crew were awake to experience the The biggest memories that stick out were my first camp with the shipping lanes and we had to do a 360º turn at one point to avoid Sqn at Penhale Camp. Abseiling down the cliffs at the beach and a vessel that wasn’t in the lanes! We had lunch at The Anchor at being so scared thinking ‘I can’t do this, I really can’t do this’ and Studland Bay before entering Poole Harbour on Friday evening. then 20 mins later, finding myself halfway down a rock face, We went ashore for a meal and then had a leisurely morning screaming my head off with Sgt Taylor at the bottom and getting before sailing back to Gosport in the afternoon. Four members loads of encouragement from Sig Tom Dawn. I got the biggest for the crew obtained their Competent Crew so hopefully we’ll buzz and sense of achievement afterwards though because I had remember how to tie all the knots next January! done it! I might have had a fair bit of encouragement but I’d done it! NIJMEGEN - by Cpl Tony Seymour I remember being nervous playing Madam Vice at the first All On 11 July a composite troop made up of members of 34 Sig Ranks Summer Ball I attended and arranging last year’s Summer Regt drove onto the ferry at Hull on their way to provide admin Ball was a lot of hard work. But a little bit of team work paid off support for the Nijmegen marches. In charge of this tasking was and it was really fantastic to see so many people enjoy über liney Sgt Gordon Smith. themselves and having a great time till the wee small hours of the morning.I remember just being in the bar with the likes of Sig The trip got off to a lively start on the ‘Pride of Rotterdam’ with Sally Davies and Sig Matthew Hook talking about all sorts of members of 49 Sqn leading the way in a spectacular dance off of things on a Tuesday night.....these will be the things that I’ll miss. heroic proportions. After the overnight crossing it was back into uniform and a Bedford paced drive down through Holland and GOODBYES across the German border to stay at JHQ for the first few days as a base for recces, admin and such like. We met the international We have to say goodbye to SSgt Gaz Shilton who has been let contingents, led the way in tug-of-war, serenaded the better loose on the civilian population after 22 years man and boy in the looking Dutch and Scandinavian girls and drinking. Our evenings Army. We wish him all the best and hope he makes the most of were spent with more disco dancing in the Gravel Pit. the well deserved rest he is intending to take!

Our role was to provide rest area support for the marchers and Capt Dave Hallas will be seeing out his last few months of this proved to be a busy undertaking with over 1000 marchers service with the drawing down of the Sqn. This will be the coming through our rest areas. 34 Sig Regt took on this task with culmination of 43 years of service with the Para Regt, with whom professionalism and enthusiasm. The marchers and the locals he saw action in the Falkland Islands during the conflict and in loved us. Highlights of the camp included Sexy Lexy (the Northern Ireland, and with 49 Sqn where he has been our PSAO Netherlands Number One DJ,) and a phenomenal disco in a for the last 15 years. His advice, help, care, compassion and thunderstorm in the middle of a field. 34 Sig Regt provided the continuing support have made many a soldier’s life easier. icebreaker that everyone needed and before long the writhing disco spasms of multiple nationalities could be seen. I led a It is hard to believe that, by the time you read this and after 42 couple of crazy Dutch boys in a daring raid on the German years of history, the Sqn, and indeed the Regt will be no more. encampment before being adopted by the Danish contingent as a The hard-core of the Sqn are staying Royal Signals and are kind of wacky pet. LCpl Tom Waterson took the term “squaddie transferring to 64 Sig Sqn and 38 Sig Regt with Maj Kevan tan” to extremes with his glow-in-the-dark arms and we all made Flanagan as their new OC. Maj Jenny Bowes is moving down loads of new buddies and had a great time. We returned on 26 to Sheffield UOTC and Capt Rob Hood is moving over to Leeds July. More disco dancing on the boat won us a pair of mini- UOTC – we wish them well in their new posts. cruises which will be auctioned at the Disbandment Parade. As this last ever entry to The Wire from 49 Sqn is completed, I 34 Sig Regt worked hard, played harder and I felt proud to be wish Lt Kat Mee, her 2IC 2Lt Nicky Hemsworth and all the part of the group. Mentions must be made of Sgt Andy Mason, soldiers from the Sqn who are transferring all the best, and I hope SSgt Mickey Jemmett and SSgt Cath Sproat who led the that they make their new Sqn as successful and welcoming a individual rest areas and of course Sig Jay Anderson who stayed place as 49 Sqn has been. I also wish those members of the Sqn sober throughout, so the lads had a safe driver. Thanks Buddy. who have decided to move on to pastures new and other units, This is probably the last time I’m going to see some of these all the best and hope they continue to succeed in their careers. soldiers and friends and I would like to take this opportunity to God rest 49 Sqn and long live 849 Tp!

35th (SOUTH MIDLAND) SIGNAL REGIMENT (VOLUNTEERS)

CO Lt Col A Clewlow MBE WALK FOR HEROES RSM WO1(RSM) Balmforth With a marching contingent of 15 troops including the OC and 58 (STAFFORDSHIRE) SIGNAL SQUADRON SSM, 58 Sqn participated in the 30 mile ‘Walk for Heroes’ along the Mersey/Trent canal from Stoke-on-Trent to Alrewas Down OC Maj John Scott raising along the way the handsome sum of £529.20 for ‘Help for SSM SSgt Elson Heroes’, not bad for an unpaid PT session.

46 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 EXERCISE HIGH KNOT Peake also asked around the permanent staff and Cpl Priestman found himself convinced and selected for the TRAILWALKER Over the weekend 24 – 26 July, 58 Sqn`s budding pilots pulled team! As the months passed we did our physical training in the chocks from the minibus and set off to Shennington Gliding preparation for the event, combined with this we undertook fund Club in Oxford hoping for warm thermals and daring acrobatics. raising as event entry is based upon each team raising money Glorious sunshine saw the Sqn’s new recruit, Matt Kobylarz and for the TRAILWALKER charities. Sig Jervis (sporting the now infamous Multi Activity Loafers) pushed to the front of the queue. The turbo charged winch Amongst other things the Sqn had a stand at the Rugby town hurtles the gliders up on a steep ascent to1000ft within 30 secs summer fair and the team set up a raffle and a beat the goalie making for a very quick introduction to un-powered flight. With game all the TRAILWALKER team taking a stint in goal, and with Sig Daniels and LCpl Westwick manning the former ice cream the exception of Cpl Priestman who suffered a slight finger injury van that was Shennington air traffic control, things ran according came through unscathed. Both events went down well with the to plan throughout the day. Everybody enjoyed their first joint folk of Rugby. We also received support from family, friends and flight with the gliding clubs instructors after which the Chief work colleagues who all contributed to help the charities that Instructor, Lee Ingram, decided to take our budding pilots on TRAILWALKER supports. some loop the loops. The kamikaze mentality of the fighting 58 resulted in a big thumbs up for stunt flying! Saturday evening The weeks passed and the team continued to train until along saw us hosting a sumptuous BBQ feast, while Shennington came the big day. On 17 July the team met at the TAC. Every Gliding Club provided the beverages. A big thanks to the OC and one was a little nervous to say the least but as the banter began the SSM for arranging the excellent weekend which was enjoyed the team started to relax. SSgt Peake checked we had every by all ranks. thing for the big event. Our support crew of SSgt Acton, SQMS and Sig Brian were there with the minibus already loaded up and MID-SUMMER MAYHEM appeared to be prepared for every possible eventuality. We boarded the bus and got settled down for the long trip to the Following the success of last years event, the carnival was again start point. Cpl Priestman and I settled down to watch a DVD held at Lyme Valley Park, Newcastle under Lyme on 9 August 09. which wasn’t as easy as you may think due to having to restart it Fantastic sunshine saw the local community come out in force several times because of a dodgy power cable. During the doubling the expected numbers to 10,000 throughout day. The journey SSgt Peake started telling the team of this experience of Sqn set up 3 stands consisting of a 28ft mobile climbing wall, TRAILWALKER the previous year, lets just say that if he had told photo gallery and One Army recruiting stand, all of which were us all that before he asked for volunteers, we wouldn’t have! We extremely busy throughout the day. A big thanks go to Sigs eventually arrived at the event location on the Friday night after Keeling, Timmis, Brookhouse, Fox, Allman and O’Donnnell for having spent a lovely time on the biggest car park in the world manning the climbing wall all day which was inundated with “the M25”. SSgt Acton`s amazing turn into the event location hundreds of energetic children. Whilst the ever enthusiastic Cpl will never be forgotten by those in the bus. Joy Gilford and her staff manned the recruiting stand the remainder of the Sqn who attended the day, talked to the public Once we found somewhere to park up we pitched up our tents, about the TA and helped sell ‘Help for Heroes’ wrist bands raising set up our camp cots and headed off to register and grab freshly an impressive £510. As a member of the Mid-Summer Mayhem cooked food prepared by the Gurkhas. As we ate we were organising committee and on their behalf, SSgt Neil Shillito serenaded by the band of the Welsh Guards. Once fed the team would like to thank all Sqn members and their families for headed back to the bus to sort our kit and get our heads down. supporting the event and helping making it the great success that The big morning arrived and as we were due to start at 0600hrs, it was. Also a final thanks to Mr Mick Gilford for his assistance we were woken by SSgt Acton with a brew at 0430hrs. After Congratulations go to Sig Ben Timmis and his partner Lucy on the arrival of Harry James Timmis (8lbs 4oz) who decided to start entering the world whilst Ben was manning the climbing wall at Mid-Summer Mayhem. Fortunately the Sqn members prevented Ben running off to the hospital in his climbing harness and helmet much to everybody’s amusement.

Our condolences to Sig ‘Victor India’ Jervis on the sad demise of his Multi Activity Loafers (the MALs) finally succumbed due to excessive abuse after a hard month of Volleyball, Football, Paintballing, Gliding, Aerial X-treme course climbing and disco dancing. We wish him all the best on his new assignment and the purchase of his next pair of MALs.

Finally all members of 58 Sig Sqn wish LCpl John Murphy good luck on his op tour.

89 (WARWICKSHIRE) SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj Penny Mell SSM WO2(SSM) A Proffitt

EXERCISE TRAILWALKER 2009

For those of you that do not know, Ex TRAILWALKER is an Before – LCpl Sammon, Sig Stokes, Cpl Priestman and SSgt annual 100km team run/walk event which takes place across the Peake South Downs and raises money in aide of Oxfam and the Gurkha Welfare Trust. breakfast and numerous trips to the loo due to nerves, we formed on the start line. The horn went, the bagpipes played and we The initial idea for the Sqn taking part in TRAILWALKER 2009 was were off. I don’t know how to put into words what the 100kms of conceived in November 2008. On a training evening SSgt the TRAILWALKER course was like for the team. No one except Peake came into a lesson and asked for volunteers. After long SSgt Peake realised how hard it was going to be. At times deliberation Sig Stokes and LCpl Sammon put our hands up everyone found themselves on their chinstraps but with grit and a and said “go on then why not, it should be good fizz”. SSgt huge amount of team spirit we pulled through and crossed the

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 47 finish line as we started, together as a team. The aftermath of the EXERCISE SUMMER FALCON MACAW - by Sig Donnison TRAILWALKER: SSgt Peake, the veteran is sore, Cpl Priestman is limping, LCpl Sammon is hobbling and me, where do I start? The Fighting 89 deployed on the Regimental annual camp, Ex Stress fracture, de-hydration, no working legs, in a nutshell, SUMMER FALCON MACAW. BLRed. To sum up the weekend, a truly amazing event which is one we are immensely proud to have taken part in. At the Due to a 0400hrs start on the Saturday, the Sqn began moment to do it again seems daft but that said come 6 months preparations the night before over a beer and a Chinese. With time who knows? the journey to the ex location at Garelochhead taking 8 hrs everyone had plenty of opportunity to catch up on lost sleep. The ex began with 2 days of OPTAG training to prepare the troops for life on a FOB. This included radio lessons and intelligence and cultural briefings from troops already in theatre. Then followed 2 intense days of range work, which allowed everyone to complete, grouping and zeroing, their Army combat marksmanship test, a night shoot and eventually a fire team assessment preceded by a 2 mile approach march.

89 Sqn is due later to become part of 38 Sig Regt, so to help kick start things we were treated to a kit demo and gained competencies on various dets. The Airwave training we received came in useful as it was to be the main form of comms later in the ex.

With the training completed we deployed to FOB Strome which was to be our home for the next week. According to our intelligence there would just be us, the Chavdeans (OpForce) and the midges that would swarm over any exposed body parts – it’s fair to say that the midges posed the greater threat. Our first task of the tour was to conduct an asslt on an enemy held building that we were to use as our pl house while we conducted a block to prevent enemy forces passing through our AOR. We attacked at night, dug in and spent 2 days live firing against wave after wave of fig. 11s. On return to the FOB we spent the rest of the time rotating between guard duties, standing and clearance patrols, standing to at first and last light and repelling frequent Chavdean attacks. To end our tour off on a high we conducted an ambush which led to the elimination of the Chavdean mortar crews and the capture of their base plate.

After all tours comes R&R and we were treated to hill walking ( After – At he Finish, LCpl Sammon , Cpl Priestman the local area for some, Ben Nevis for others), mountain biking SSgt Peake, Sig Stokes and kayaking. After packing our kit and clearing up the final The Sqn would like to congratulate the SPSI SSgt Dave Knowler admin points we left the midges and Garelochhead for good. and Louise on the safe arrival of their new daughter Sarah - best Many thanks to all the people who helped organise and run this wishes from all of us at 89 Sig Sqn! challenging but rewarding camp.

36th (EASTERN) SIGNAL REGIMENT (VOLUNTEERS) ILFORD

CO Lt Col M Lansdown TD 54 (EAST ANGLIAN) SUPPORT RSM WO1(RSM) I Conlan SQUADRON

Sadly the Regt said farewell to SSgt Dave OC Maj LJC Scott Berry and Sgt Dave Wildish on the completion SSM WO2(SSM) L Bland of 22 Years Colour Service, however Dave Berry has completed a little more time as he EXERCISE SAXON VIKING owed the Queen some back. Also we bade - by SSgt Joe Raine farewell to Sgt Griff Griffiths how has left us to go on his FofS Course. All members of the unit Also known as “Blues and Twos”, this was wish all of them the very best in the future. an open day for the local Emergency Services held at Haverhill in Suffolk. The We also gave a warm welcome to Capt John Sqn was invited to provide a recruiting Greenwood how has taken the post of QM and display and was kindly supported by the WO2 Brian Burns how is now the MTWO and Workshops of 39 Engr Regt who provided a Brian was over the moon in receiving his Foden Recovery vehicle and crew. The OC warrant as a serving member of the Corps.. Maj Les Scott actually had a choice of uniforms and roles for the day but opted for Capt Watson has served the TA in every rank the Military Combat 95 version as opposed from Sig to Maj over nearly 40 years for his to his day-job garb of police uniform. commitment to the TA, his exemplary service, and his dedication to duty. Capt Watson is The Sqn fielded the CASBAH det, the awarded the Commander in Chief Land Forces Brig Hargreaves, Mr Dave Watson and Mrs recruiting gazebo and an FFR det. Certificate for Meritorious Service. Christine Watson Attached arms included Cfn Smudge

48 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 Smith and Pte Alex Martin representing the REME and RAMC After a number of other excellent displays from the Emergency sections. Services the team again got involved in surprise number two, the tug-of-war. In a one pull knockout competition, our team (the Green Machine, ok not too much imagination went into the team name) were pitted against the brawn of the Fire and Rescue Service. We were confident having the might of Recruit Steven Kelly as our anchor man. This confidence was short lived after an evenly matched contest the Fire and Rescue team won.

As for the recruiting this was a fruitful day with a number of interest applications being filled in. Others did take away timings for training nights and the location of the TAC. Hopefully this will culminate in some “walk ins” who will prove to be suitable recruits for 451 (East Anglian) Sig Tp and attached arms who are forming in Coldhams Lane TA Centre. Thanks to the team for an excellent and enjoyable day.

60 (ROYAL BUCKINGHAMSHIRE HUSSARS) SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj Andrew Knight SSM WO2(SSM) Michael Egunjobi

A busy few months for the Buckinghamshire Hussars. A mix of Regimental Military Training, Regimental Comms Exs, Equipment Care and even a day out with the County at the locally organised The OC wonders whether he did get the dress correct Event, held at the home of Sir William and Lady McAlpine, of the famous building family. What a great day The day began quite slowly at around 0915hrs, the Haverhill it was too – free food, free drink, and even rides on Sir William’s populous do not appear to be early risers. However, by around own Steam Railway which runs for about 3 miles through the 1100hrs, things were picking up. The main interest was shown by grounds of his house! Yes, some of us have train sets in the loft the under 11s for the Clansman PRC 320s (I know its old hat but but if your name is McAlpine then you have main line, branch the kids love it) communicating from around the field back to the line, sidings, 3 stations and a steam museum at the bottom of FFR. Sig Daniel Spriggs did a sterling job “babysitting” the man- your garden. packs. Sgt Karl Lee fronted the display passing on his excellent knowledge of the recruiting process to SSgt(SQMS) Joe Raine The Sqn gained a new Officer’s Husband when Lt Sarah who seems to have “volunteered” to head up this and the SQMS Shambrook married her long time partner Justin, on 4 July and dept. we wish them well. To her credit Sarah gave up the option of a honeymoon and was off to Blandford the day after the wedding to complete her TA Officer Training, joining her on the course was 2Lt Amanda Washbrook.

Importantly, we’ve got some changes coming to the Sqn that may well affect its size and role, but all the soldiers have persevered with the briefing upon briefing dished out by the chain of command and everyone should be congratulated for sticking with it and keeping the PTI’s old saying of “carry on normal jogging” in mind, especially during un-settling times.

A few goodbyes, including: WO2 Mark Gott to 1 (RBY) Sig Sqn (SC), SSgt(YofS) Lee Shackleton to 22 Sig Regt and Sgt Paul Whenman to the ATR Pirbright. All will be missed, but we wish them well in future careers.

EXERCISE COLLEGE CHALLENGE

The Sqn has also supported College Challenge 2009, a team challenge event for students at further education in local counties. This exciting development day for a large number of young people was conducted on a local training area in Bicester Garrison on 18 June. Twelve challenging stands, all with a military theme ranging from changing a wheel on a Rover, a Stretcher race, and an OP task. Sig Daniel Spriggs briefs the new Tp OC on the comms picture – they get younger every time! With just 20 mins per team per stand, we selected a Royal Signals task of putting up a 12m mast. The other displays began with 39’s Foden picking up and moving some scrap vehicles for use by the Fire and Rescue Services to Many of the students are studying Public Sector Courses, and demonstrate methods of removing people from car accident were considering a career in the Armed Forces or uniformed wrecks. The first of 2 surprises came when some of the team emergency services. To the credit of these young people many members were involved in the passive drug dog display. A casual teams turned up in team shirts and even uniforms, showing the looking Recruit Michael Birch was marvellously picked out by camaraderie and esprit de corps that the doomsayers would have the passive drug detection dog from a cast of not only 5 of our us believe doesn’t exist in young society today. guys but a good number of other volunteers in the arena. Recruit Birch’s apparent calm look was worrying considering the police Sig ‘Smudge’ Smith was on hand with OIC Recruiting Capt had placed real drugs in his pocket. Antony Saunders to ensure the stand went well. Slight of

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 49 stature ‘Smudge’ was able to put some of the bigger students to were 3 sides to the wall, each split up into sections. Some were shame with the ease she shows in putting up the mast, when quite easy looking (from the ground), the others were inclined with many struggled. not much to hold onto. Everyone thoroughly enjoyed trying climbing to the top, although not many achieved it. SSgt This innovative event supported by not just the Sqn but local Aldridge showed off his climbing skills as he made it to the top Army Recruiting Teams helps students taking part to make on some of the harder parts of the wall. Once everyone was tired informed choices about joining the Forces or Public Sector out and unable to climb any more, we moved back to camp. That employers. We were pleased to be able to support an event that evening we all had a lovely social with the German Reserves they follows the “One Army - Regular & Territorial” recruiting ethos. cooked us a wonderful BBQ and provided us with a fridge full of beers. They also showed us a photo album they have made up with all our past joint exs in.

The next morning we drove back to KSK, this time to take part in the jumping from the tower that we were abseiling down the day before. The German army are not allowed to jump from a plane until they can correctly jump from the tower. Once we were put in a very uncomfortable harness we had to climb to the top of the tower were you had a nice wait while studying the very high views! Once you got into the window you were connected up and told not to look down! Which of course we all did. This was very scary. Then we were shown how to jump correctly. The instructors counted to 3 and we jumped out of the tower (or fell in some people’s cases). There was a drop of a couple of metres before the rope picked up the slack and you swung down the zip wire into the waiting hands of the instructors. Due to timings everyone had two goes. Then we had a parade and everyone was given a certificate to say they had passed the training.

We drove down to the parade square where a parade was being held for the homecoming of the Germany soldiers from Sig ‘Smudge’ Smith keeps an eye on local students during Afghanistan. After the parade there was a big social event for Ex COLLEGE CHALLENGE family and friends. They had BBQs and beer tents, and had also put on displays of their equipment. It was very educational 45 SIGNAL SQUADRON – COLCHESTER looking at it all.

OC Maj Stuart Rowson That evening we moved out of our accommodation to stay in SSM WO2(SSM) Tara Pun tents at Oberrot where we would be taking part in the military skills competition the following day. As we arrived the heavens RED FREUNDSCHAFT 16 – 19 JULY 2009 - by LCpl Thatcher opened and it poured of rain. We were all thankful that the tents were already put up for us. We found out what our teams for the Every year we participate in a 4 day exchange as guests of next day would be and then we got down to having a fun social Landeskommando Baden-Württemberg German reservists during before our early morning start. which we undertake a 4 day training package to test our military and command skills. The first 2 days would be an obstacle The next morning the first German team got ready to leave at course and jump tower training at the German Special Forces 0700hrs and the first British 20 mins later. All the timings were KSK in Calw. Then on the Saturday there would be a military staggered until lunch time. It was a 9 mile course if you map read skills patrol competition in the hills around Oberrot and on the correctly with skill stands along route. Sunday there would be a cultural visit. Every year the German Reserves make their training better with fun activities for us. We The first teams started arriving aback at 1700hrs, a little cold and were all eagerly anticipating the training this year. a little wet! We had a big trophy parade and all 13 teams were called up in reverse order to be given their trophies. The British At 0500hrs Thursday morning, 18 of us were waiting to board the team lead by Lt Clarke came in 10th place; Lt Mitchell’s team mini buses to take us to Stansted Airport, where we were being came 9th. Our other all British team achieved 2nd place. This flown into Stutggart Germany. We were met by our host team was lead by Maj Rowson, with WO2 Bland, Cpl Szabo Oberstleutnant D.R Gerhard Mosch and a few of his soldiers (currently on FTRS with 216 P Coy), LCpl Wright and Sig and a much needed air conditioned coach. We made the 2 hr Chalfrat. Unfortunately this year first place went to an all drive to Renningen-Malmhweim. We were going to stay in what German team. looked like an old barn but was actually used as a secret hideaway during the WW2. We quickly settled into our rooms On our last day, we had a cultural visit day. We looked around an and changed into our uniforms to start our training. old Monastery and then climbed up Altenbergturm tower which was 60m high. We the headed to a restaurant for our last We moved off to Calw by coach to train with the German Special German meal before flying home. We are now busy organising Forces at KSK. Once there we separated into 2 groups. One the activities and training (and beers) for when they come over to group would be abseiling while the other would be wall climbing. us in August. We hope to make their stay as enjoyable and I went to the abseiling tower. Its main use was a practice insightful as they made ours. parachute jumping tower. Everyone got shown how to put on the equipment and link themselves up to the ropes and then they all had to have a practice session on a lower landing. Once happy TOUR OF KOSOVO - by LCpl Thatcher with everyone’s progress, they allowed us to climb the 12m tower. From the top it was very high – you could see the views of the I had been a member of the TA for 2 years when I heard of an Black Forest. The only bad point was looking down! For some opportunity coming up to go on tour to Kosovo for 6 months. I people it was their first time abseiling so going down was a little applied for the selection weekend and passed all the tests and slow but they all achieved it and went back up for a second go. interviews and I was then offered a place to go out to Kosovo For others it was much easier and they were down in seconds! that October to serve with 697 K Sig Tp. The troop was made up Next we moved down to the wall climbing tower. It was very of TA personnel and one regular who would meet us out in impressive it was 70 ft high! It looked like very hard work. There Kosovo.

50 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 We started off at Chilwell in early August. Ten strangers about to mad. Within a few weeks of arriving we ran the “Goles embark on a 6 month tour in Kosovo. We were all excited and Challenge”. This involved running down a mountain and then anxious to pass all our compulsory military training tests (MATTs). back up, if you could manage it, it was a 6 mile route. If you We had 2 weeks of brushing up on our skills and proving that we completed the Goles Challenge in under an hour you were able to were good enough and medically fit enough to go and serve. write your name on the ceiling of the bar which was set up at the Thankfully we all passed. The next 2 months were full of driving top of the mountain for social events. all over the country going on courses to learn the skills we would need for our jobs once out in Kosovo. In between courses we Other nationalities serving under KFOR in Kosovo shared in would all meet up in Colerne for some troop bonding. organising sports and entertainment for all soldiers to attend, the proceeds went to help the local community. Camp Clarke which Two members of our Tp went out to Kosovo early in September. accommodated the Irish, organized a 10km fun run for all of The remainder of us went out at the end of October. Once we KFOR and was a huge success. There were also 2 DANCON had landed we were picked up from the airport by members of Marches. These involved marching in kit with weapons and a the old Tp and taken to our new home for the next 7 months at minimum of 6kg on our backs for 26 and 21 km. The 21 km were Slim Lines, Jubilee Barracks. They pointed out sights along the mainly cross country and the steepness of the hills made it way and gave us some information about the area. My first extremely difficult, but the views were spectacular. Unfortunately impressions of Kosovo were not good. I was amazed to make it it had been snowing and some areas were very icy, which caused to camp alive. The roads if you could call them that were a a few accidents. mixture of pot holed concrete and dirt tracks. There was no Highway Code to speak of. The locals drove like they had stolen There was occasional evening entertainment to boost morale. the cars! We soon came to except their bad driving habits and it We organized a charity poker night where all money raised from became normal to see tractors and converted lawn mowers the game and the raffle went to a local village. We also had 2 driving down the main roads. It was nice to see horse and carts visits from the CSE show. The first show was an excellent on the road even though the horses were all skin and bones. I comedy night. We always had the 2 can rule, but for this special even got used to seeing old men taking their cows for a walk! event we were permitted 4. Our Practice Manager from the However I never got used to seeing skinny wild dogs running Medical Centre arranged a fun games and curry night in the free, scavenging through rubbish looking for food, or worse, lying Officers Mess. All the JNCOs won at playing boxing on the WII dead on the road side. but the Officers and SNCOs won at snooker and darts. Over all, unfortunately the JNCOs lost by a couple of points but a good Within 3 days the remainder of our Tp arrived and we were shown night was had by all. our job roles by the last Tp, who were all looking forward to going home. For one of them, he had volunteered to stay for a further 7 For Christmas day our camp arranged a fancy dress fun run, months as the Cpl from our Tp needed to return to the UK. twice round camp. Our Tp Comd came up with the idea of us all dressing up as Spartans. Our outfits were made of bed sheets, table clothes and card board – anything we could get our hands on! Unfortunately, it had continuously been snowing, so you can imagine how interesting Christmas Day was, but it helped with the fact that we were away from family and friends. The fun run was followed by a carol service and Christmas dinner served by the senior ranks.

The beginning of the year passed quickly. We were preparing the camp for withdrawal of British Forces, so we were happy to stay for another month to assist our foreign colleagues. The camp was quiet for a while, which soon changed when more of our foreign colleagues moved in. In our last month the CSE show visited us again. This time we had female dancers and lots of music. A week before we left we had a leaving party. We hired a local band that were very good and sung a lot of British hits. It was a lovely evening to say good bye to every one we 697 Signal Troop in Kosovo had served with.

We all settled very quickly into life in Kosovo with our new Tp member. The weather was wonderfully hot up until late Disbandment of 36 (Eastern) Signal Regiment (Volunteers) November, the food was good and we all had our own rooms. We had a gym next door to our block, which was well equipped and Sadly 36 (Eastern) Signal Regiment (V) has been selected for open 24 hours a day. Our camp was 1½ miles in diameter which disbandment later this year.The Regt and its Messes would like as long as you watched out for the potholes, made a good to hear from any individuals that donated gifts and would like running track. to know if the gifts are to be returned or passed on to another Squadron, Regt or Corps Unit/Mess. We had lots of opportunities both in and out of camp to improve our fitness. We had PT sessions 3 times a week and spinning The point of contact will be the RSM on 01223 275804. classes were put on most evenings if you really wanted to go

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CO Lt Col AE Percival but it did improve by the Saturday morning as it turned out RSM WO1(RSM) CM Ogg glorious with blue skies.

67 SIGNAL SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) We made our way to the camp site, Gauwen where we pitched our tents issued to us by SSgt ‘Ali’ Nash, dumped our sleeping OC Maj Richard Bowden bags and spilt into our 2 groups for the weekends activities.

EXERCISE GLOBAL HAWK - by LCpl Weston One group was to start off walking with Capt Barbara and SSgt ‘Ali’ Nash and the other half rock climbing with instructors, Maj Ex GLOBAL HAWK took place on 1/2 August 2009 at Swynnerton Salt and Capt ‘Barry’ Phillips who kindly took the weekend off Training Area. The weekend turned out to be very useful, from looking after their Cadets. allowing us to pull out all of our HF kit, checking it to CES and checking maintenance levels ready for our deployment on Ex We set off at 0939hrs at a steady pace that would increase as the GLOBAL TOTAL in September. The usual suspects were out on day went on. Rest stops were regular as it was quite a trek the ground under the watchful eyes of Sgt ‘Del’ Trotter our especially with the blistering heat bouncing off our heads. It took PSI(T). As well as checking kit, we put our skills into practice, us 2 hrs to finally get to our destination where we met the other contacting both local FFR stations and also putting patch calls walking group who wanted to walk at a much faster pace! We into TASSCOMM and communicating from a 321 HF set to a took this opportunity to visit a nice little cake room at the bottom mobile phone which was a new experience for most of us. The of the track where we could get a cold drink, tea, coffee and fill Regimental Yeoman, YofS Neil Port found it quite amusing the our faces full of cake. fact that we were amazed by something which had been around for decades but which was completely new to us. With all our After topping up our energy reserves we swapped over groups for successes of the weekend, there was always bound to be the afternoon. Our group went on to do rock climbing in which something go wrong which unfortunately earned LCpl Matt we were really put through our paces, I was a bit nervous about Weston the new nickname of ‘Pyro’. He wrongly connected one the heights, but the instructors were very encouraging. As I got of the terminals from the Lightweight Field Generator (getting one into it I placed my trust in the rope a little more and the of the connections upside down) which caused the connection to experience was made even more enjoyable, even with the short out on the radio mounting. Much smoke and sparking heights, I am keen to try rock climbing again. ensued, shortly followed by LCpl Weston bolting from the back of the FFR shouting ‘fire!’ in what was described by colleagues as After rock climbing we all headed back to camp and got the girliest shouts ever. The number of BBQ jokes which showered ready for a BBQ which was to say the least, brilliant – followed throughout the day could have made up a book. All in the food on offer exceeded everyone’s expectations. After the all a good weekend, new skills learnt, kit prepped and everyone BBQ a volleyball competition was arranged, 53 v 96. Although geared up for Annual Camp 2009 sleeping in tents, I believe everyone got a good night’s sleep after such an arduous day. 96 SIGNAL SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) Sunday morning we were up at 0700hrs and started to strip down OC Maj Navindra Gurung the tents and after this a Full English was laid on. We then did a SSM WO2(SSM) Adrian Garner few more miles on the hills before making our way back to our respective TACs. EXERCISE DRUID MYNDD MAEN - by Sig Willets Overall the weekend was great fun and a good team building 96 Sig Sqn deployed on Ex DRUID MYNYDD MAEN 26 – 28 June weekend, the ex presented new challenges which were met and 09. The ex was a joint venture with 53 (Wales) Sig Sqn and took surprisingly enjoyable. It was a good opportunity for the new the form of adventure training in and around Brecon. The guys to meet some of the other old guys. The ex was made so weather looked to put a downer on the weekend as we left much enjoyable as the weather was brilliant. Overall it was a Birmingham with torrential rain which flooded many local areas brilliant weekend, 10/10.

38th SIGNAL REGIMENT (VOLUNTEERS) SHEFFIELD

CO Lt Col AJ Parsons we are if he ever feels the urge to put on a uniform again. In his RSM WO1(RSM) AJ Wyatt place we welcome Sgt Tony Wressell.

FAREWELL AND WELCOME REORGANISATION OF THE REGIMENT

Since the last issue we have said farewell to WO2(YofS) Mark At the time of writing this contribution, the re-structuring plan of 2 Dunbavand and Sarah. We thank him for the long hours he has (NC) Sig Bde has not been confirmed. All we can say at this time put in for the Regt and wish him well for the future. In his place is that we expect 38 Sig Regt to be enlarged and re-roled. we welcome WO2(YofS) Keith Lamb. PRESENTATION OF AWARDS We have also said farewell to Sp Sqn Tech Sgt, Sgt John ‘JP’ Thomas who has not only left the Sqn and Regt but has also left On Saturday 13 June, during a highly successful Regimental ICS the Army. We wish him well in civvy street and he knows where weekend at Beckingham Camp near Newark, we were delighted

52 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 to welcome former SOinC and former Hon Col of the Regt, Maj Expert crews. Crew 1 was WO2(SSM) Kev Bedford as driver Gen (Retd) AH Boyle CB, accompanied by our current Hon Col, and Cpl Darren Watkinson as navigator, both from 46 Sig Sqn. Col Christopher Jewitt.Early in the evening of a glorious sunny Crew 2 was Sgt Paul ‘Chalkie’ White from 93 Sig Sqn as driver day, the Regt formed up at Flawford Farm on the training area and LCpl Stu Rowell from 64 Sig Sqn as navigator. and the following awards, representing a total of 130 years service, were presented by Gen Boyle: Once we had arrived at York Barracks the ex started as usual with both vehicles going through scrutineering. Having passed VRSM VRSM and 1st Clasp this we went to sign in with the ever smiling faces of Anna Slater and Sue Diamond, the stats ladies. The final activity was the Maj Will Carr TD Capt David Edmunds TD driving licence and vehicle documentation check by the British Maj Kevan Flanagan TD Armed Forces Motoring Association (BAFMA) Master Driver. The WO2(SSM) Trevor Grant LS&GC whole procedure took quite a time as there were 47 entries from WO2(SSM) Andy Medley various units including the RM and RAF. SSgt(YofS) Norman Dye WO2(YofS) MarcDunbavand Sgt Mark Adams SSgt(SPSI) Nick Ions Once the Roadbooks were issued WO2 Bedford and Sgt White Cpl Peter Magas SSgt(SPSI) Scott Rose got down to checking and prepping the vehicles while Cpls Watkinson and Rowell got their heads into their Roadbooks to Operational Service Medal with Afghanistan Clasp prepare for the next day’s activities.

SSgt Stephen Burke The competition started on Saturday morning with a non- competitive drive to Dobhum Training Area where we completed a steady orienteering course with 20 checkpoints. This was followed by a day navigation phase down to the sandy training area of Haltern Brokenburg. Once there, we completed a cross-country route and a Safari route where we had to follow specified routes over varied terrain in set times, collecting route checks as we went.

We then went on to a sequential event with 30 checkpoints which had to be completed in the numerical order within a time limit of only 60 mins. After this hard and very challenging event it was up to Levesum Training Area for another Safari following a set route, this time using a photocopied map. We then had a well-deserved 4 hr rest period before finishing the ex with a 4 phase night navigation event.

At the prize-giving, our Crew 1 of WO2 Bedford and Cpl Watkinson were declared as the overall winners of the ex, while Crew 2 The award recipients with Gen Boyle and Col Jewitt of Sgt White and LCpl Rowell came in 6th overall and were winners of the Best In addition, Gen Boyle presented a new Regimental Award for Orienteering Award. As a result of these excellent placings, we the first time, the Recruit of the Year Award which recognises the also won the Unit Team Trophy for 38 Sig Regt, for the 2nd time achievements and accomplishments of junior soldiers at an early in 3 years. This was an excellent and challenging driving and stage of their TA careers. All the nominations were of a very high navigational event enjoyed by all who attended. standard and worthy of recognition. The nominees were: SUPPORT SQUADRON Sp Sqn Pte Emma Prior 46 Sig Sqn Sig Jo Prince OC Maj J M Hattersley 64 Sig Sqn Sig Sarah Jordan SSM WO2 (SSM) A Medley 93 Sig Sqn Sig Stu Sutcliffe Life continues at a pace in Sp Sqn. As well as managing the daily There could be only one recipient of the Award and the winner of routine within the TA Centre we have also provided admin and Recruit of the Year Trophy for 2008/09 was Pte Emma Pryor. logistics support to a Regimental Cadre Weekend and Ex BLUE SUMMER, whilst conducting our own military skills weekend, Ex The final award presented by Gen Boyle was a Commander in IRON FIST. Chief Land Forces Certificate for Meritorious Service to Capt Les Jordan BEM, who has been PSAO with 64 Sig Sqn for 10 years Ex BLUE SUMMER provided the Sqn with the opportunity to following a full career in the Regular Army during which he held convert Flawford Farm on Beckingham Training Area into an every rank from Pte to Maj. admin and operating base for the Regimental ICS ex. The G4 ‘Pixies’ did a great job setting up the site, the Ops team As his citation read: “Capt Jordan typifies all that is best in produced an interesting training programme and the OC took the military service. He has spent a lifetime dedicated to the service credit for the glorious weather. A busy day of activities of others and his loyalty and integrity are second to none. As he culminated in a medal presentation parade and BBQ. moves into the final few months of his military service his energy and enthusiasm remain undiminished. Over the past 38 years the HELP FOR HEROES Army would have been a much poorer place without him.” Sig Rob McBride who rejoined the Regt at the grand old age of EXERCISE MAGNUM SPIRIT 2009 35 in November last year decided to do his bit for ‘Help for Heroes’ by completing a marathon exercise bike ride. Supported This year, Ex MAGNUM SPIRIT took place at York Barracks, by Sig James Larkin, they pedalled 270 miles and raised £805 in Munster and was hosted by 8 Regt RLC. The Regt had entered 2 donations. Thanks must go to Sig McBride’s employer, ASDA,

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 53 who not only hosted the event but also provided an exercise bike but I soon made friends in my group. The first thing we did was and the collection buckets whilst keeping them both fed and learn about BEGAN. I loved this lesson because it wasn’t writing watered throughout. paragraphs; it was actually learning how to use the equipment which really helped. The instructors were all friendly and I got EXERCISE IRON FIST along with them.

Gandale Farm, Catterick was the destination for the Sqn’s mil We then went to a different location to learn about det drills. I skills weekend. As the Sqn paraded for deployment, the advance had no idea what this was but the instructors were happy to party were reporting torrential rain and floods. The troops were break it down for me and explain. Then we went back to where waiting with bated breath for a go-no-go decision. When the OC we were based and had lunch, which was really nice. I was said go you could hear the groans in Rotherham as everyone surprised by how the chefs could produce so much to a good anticipated another wet weekend on Catterick Training Area. On standard in a field environment. Saturday the troops awoke to a dry, breezy and brightening morning for which the OC took the credit. In collaboration with We then had all our documents and ID checked as part of a mock 64 Sig Sqn, a joint programme of range work, patrol skills, vehicle mobilisation, which we do at least once a year. Once this was decontamination, map reading and orders extraction was enjoyed complete we had a visit from a former SOinC who was invited to by all. present a number of medals and awards to some of the Regt’s soldiers and officers. I had never taken part in anything like this By the time this issue goes to press, the Sqn will be looking before and although my legs were stiff from being stood still for forward to visiting Sennybridge on Annual Camp. We hope the over an hour, I got to see a whole host of different medals OC’s success in arranging good weather works just as well in presented. One was an operational medal but the majority were Wales. medals awarded for long service and good conduct.

46 (CITY OF DERBY) SIGNAL SQUADRON Afterwards we had a BBQ and enjoyed the night off which was great as it had been a very hot day. We were up the next day to OC Maj JS Hubbard complete our syndicate training before packing up and returning SSM WO2(SSM) KP Bedford home. I really enjoyed my first weekend.

On 30 June, Comd 2 (NC) Sig Bde, Brig Hargreaves visited our 64 SIGNAL SQUADRON Kingsway TA Centre in Derby to see for himself the ongoing development of the Sqn and to also hear the views of the soldiers OC Maj KM Flanagan TD who are amongst many affected by the recently published review SSM WO2(SSM) T Grant of the Bde. LOMBARDIA MILITARY PATROL COMPETITION 12-13 JUNE Following an update from the Sqn command team, Brig Hargreaves was shown around the TA Centre to see the facilities 38 Signal Regt deployed 2 four-man teams to compete in the and meet the soldiers. The recruits, as part of their development 22nd Lombardia Military Patrol competition in Plazzago in the training, were taken for foot drill by WO2(SSM) Kev Bedford province of Bergamon, Northern Italy. The teams were from 64 whilst the traded soldiers were carrying out inspections on the and 93 Sig Sqn. This annual competition is organised through the Sqn’s signals equipment. Italian MOD and sponsored by the Reserve Officers Association of Italy and other local organisations. It is designed to challenge Brig Hargreaves was then introduced to the Sqn’s Phase 1 physical stamina, tactical skills and technical abilities and it Training Team who is responsible for administering and provides an opportunity for NATO forces, both Regular and supporting all recruits who join the Sqn. Following an update on Reserve to work and compete together. the continuing and positive recruiting in Derby, which has seen a rapid rise during the past 18 months resulting in the Sqn’s target The 64 Sig Sqn Team lead by LCpl Stu Rowell had a mixture of being smashed by 220%, Brig Hargreaves met Sig Joshua experience, in the form of Sig Alex Ratcliffe and Sig Jonathan Carlisle, who has recently completed his Phase 1 training, to Smithers who had both participated previously and Sig Adam hear a soldier’s view on his ambitions and thoughts. Sampson who has only been a member of the TA since August 2008. As with any VIP visit, the Bde Comd ended the visit by enjoying our renowned curry supper in the all ranks bar where he took the The 93 Sig Sqn Team was lead by Lt Gareth Dixon with Sig opportunity to mingle with the soldiers. Ronnie Smyth, Sig Sam O’Donnell and Sig James Winters who were all competing in the competition for the first time. MY FIRST WEEKEND AWAY - by Sig Natasha Wood Day 1 of the competition was Friday 12 June 09 and was in the My first weekend away was the Regimental ICS weekend, Ex words of Sig Adam Sampson “an awesome day of shooting” BLUE SUMMER at Beckingham Training Area over the weekend with an opportunity to fire a wide variety of different weapons. 12 – 14 Jun 09. Friday night came round quite fast and I was Starting in a gravel quarry, designated as the range, we fired 5.56 nervous but excited. When we arrived at Beckingham near and 7.62 rifles at static targets. We moved on to what is Newark, we unloaded our kit for the weekend and were shown to described as ‘Dynamic Shooting’. Using 9mm pistols and Beneli our accommodation which was an old converted farm complex. M-1 shotguns we had to fire and manoeuvre across the designated area, making sure not to shoot the hostage, moving Once we had found our sleeping area, we paraded and were tactically around the ground and knocking down targets as we briefed about health and safety. At this point I was still nervous went. It felt a bit like a Special Forces operation. Awesome! and felt lost as I didn’t know many people there as I was the only brand new recruit but that soon disappeared as everyone was so Late that evening, both teams received their operational briefs friendly and were happy to help. After the parade, we were free and the patrol competition started. Orders, given in ‘Italian- for the night. Everyone just chilled out chatting about different English’, were rather difficult to interpret, and the maps were things, which eased my nerves. ‘different’, definitely not OS standard. We realised immediately that map reading was going to be a challenge. On Saturday morning we woke up at 0600hrs to get ready for breakfast. You could either have a nice fry-up or cereals. Of Our brief, as far as we could understand it, was: “The nation of course, I picked the fry-up. After breakfast we went on parade Bremboland which is outside NATO jurisdiction has been and were broken down in syndicates depending on our trade and experiencing rioting instigated by the Peoples Party of experience. I was worried because I got separated from my Sqn Bremboland (PPB) and the violence was moving towards foreign

54 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 citizens, with a number of fatalities. Agreement has been reached 93 (EAST LANCASHIRE) SIGNAL SQUADRON for remaining European citizens to be evacuated from Bremboland”. The teams were to form part of a force known as OC Maj RA Fitzpatrick the NATO Evacuation Force in Bremboland (NEFB) and were SSM WO2(SSM) SB Hopkinson tasked to assist with the evacuation. The launch of Armed Forces Day 2009 was marked by Flag We had a mandatory kit list and had to carry a minimum weight Raising Ceremonies across the country. 93 Sig Sqn were of 10kg. Our essential equipment plus food and water meant that approached by Blackburn with Darwen Council to organise their we had no problem in meeting the minimum weight and probably ceremony and the OC, Maj Robin Fitzpatrick was delighted to each of us carried more in the region of 40kg. accept.

This phase of the ex began with a simulated night air drop into On a cold and wet Monday, 22nd June, the OC led members of the area. The teams were split up and members dropped off at the Permanent Staff and TA to take part in the Blackburn Flag different, remote locations. The first challenge to overcome was Raising Ceremony. The Sqn joined the Mayor of Blackburn with how to regroup the whole team and orientate ourselves at night. Darwen, Cllr James Hirst and Sir Bernard de Hoghton, Deputy Having successfully regrouped, we moved our ‘evacuees’ through Lord Lieutenant for Lancashire. Also in attendance were 5 checkpoints, undertaking the various challenges and avoiding members of 4th Bn The Duke of Lancaster’s Regt, the Royal PPB militants on the way, finally arriving at our basha area. British Legion and cadets from Lancashire ACF along with At our designated early morning start, after only 2 hours sleep, Council dignitaries. we continued our mission. The Armed Forces Flag was raised jointly by SSgt David In the early hours of the morning, the second phase of the Hineson from 93 Sig Sqn and LCpl Dan Riley from The Duke of competition started. Fortunately, this permitted a good Lancaster’s. proportion of the distance and stands to be covered before the weather became excessively hot. The route covered around 36km and somewhat more for most teams due to their diversions 40 YEARS OF TERRITORIAL ARMY SIGNALLING IN THE resulting from map reading errors. Fortunately we were saved NORTH WEST OF ENGLAND from too many deviations thanks to Sig Smithers who had managed to interpret and master the Italian map. 93 (EAST LANCASHIRE) SIGNAL SQUADRON The whole route, over mountainous terrain in temperatures (VOLUNTEERS) 1969 TO 2009 reaching the upper 30s, had to be completed within 20 hrs. It involved navigating up and down the mountains to checkpoints th where we had to complete a variety of military skills stands, such A very special 40 Anniversary Dinner Night will be held on as observation, military vehicle recognition, combat first aid, Saturday 24th October 2009. NATO rank recognition, comms, tactical beach landing, commando run, river crossings, kit check, etc. This event is open to all current and former members.

The Competition definitely achieved its objectives of being varied If you are one of the many people who helped make 93 Signal and challenging, both physically and mentally. The range of skills Squadron what it is today then come along and join in with the tested certainly provided a level of training and interest beyond celebrations, renew old acquaintances and make new ones those normally encountered within the Regt. A great deal of too. effort and hard work was put in by both teams and a lot of useful lessons were learnt and experiences gained. This was a great Anyone wishing to attend should contact the unit with your opportunity to compete with other foreign military personnel from details as follows: Lithuania to Netherlands and beyond. Telephone: 01254 262444 and ask for the PSAO or Email: Both teams are looking forward to building on this year’s [email protected] experience and hope to return for next year’s competition.

39th (SKINNERS) SIGNAL REGIMENT (VOLUNTEERS)

CO Lt Col CM Lankester TD EXERCISE LYNX BONUS ANNUAL CAMP AT RSM WO1(RSM) SM Lithgow GARELOCHHEAD

This summer has proved to be extremely busy and full of work for With most of the Regt attending camp in Gibraltar at the same everyone from RHQ down into the Sqns. The demands of the time, it was a carefully chosen select body that attended the 39 restructuring of the TA Royal Signals coupled with Bowman Sig Regt annual camp in Garelochhead. What faced us was a training and running 2 annual camps has certainly tested fortnight of comms, military skills, ranges, adventure training and everyone. survival training.

After nearly 2 years with the Regt, the Ops Maj, Maj John As with any camp in Scotland, the first day was taken up with Williams swapped sunny Bristol for the rain and wind of St travel. Fortunately, the 0800hrs start from Bristol meant that at David’s as he returns to 14 Sig Regt (EW). We wish him and his no point were we hampered by holiday traffic. As the bus got family all the best for the future and I’m sure he’ll be glad to see hotter and hotter the closer we got to Scotland, it gave us an the back of commuting the entire length of the M4 every week! early indication that the weather was going to be good. As we say goodbye to John we welcome Maj Nigel Humphries as the new Ops Maj who arrives from DE&S. Having been to Garelochhead 9 years previously on my first ever TA Annual Camp, I was interested to see how it had changed For this copy of The Wire the Regt is are not broken down by over time. The answer was not a great deal. However, this is not Sqn, but by the 2 annual camps that were completed during June to be seen as a criticism. The huts were spartan (bed and and July. footlocker only), but they were warm and dry and you can’t ask

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 55 sunbathing and drinking sangria. Brig Hargreaves’ parting shot to Sig James (the only Sig in Garelochhead) was that he was to keep the rest of us in order, which I think he just about managed!

The Cobbler for much more than that. Even more impressive was the food served – the quantities were satisfying, and the quality was respectable. It was just as well that we normally had packed lunches, otherwise I would have put on more weight than I did over the fortnight.

“How many Regulars does it take to change a bike tire?”

The next couple of days were spent doing survival training, under the expert guidance of WO2(RQMS) Mark Thompson from 21 Sig Regt. This enjoyable couple of days was also spent in the company of the midges, but the log fires (or infernos!) we built kept many of them away. We also learnt about surviving off the land and shelter building in challenging terrain, as well as spending a decent amount of time traversing the area learning agent skills and avoiding enemy patrols. Thankfully the weather was kind to us, as despite the time and effort put into our shelters, everyone felt the cold wind at night, and that was July. Half way up The Cobbler Just glad we weren’t there in September!

The first package we had, after the obligatory camp briefs, was The final days were spent on report writing and cleaning up the adventure training. This meant climbing the Cobbler in the sun, camp, prior to returning to reality after our fortnight away. All in and mountain biking around the Loch, both very enjoyable but all, it had been a good mix – we all learnt something, we all tiring activities. These outdoor pursuits also brought to our achieved something, we all learned new skills and refreshed attention the large number of midges there were in the area, others that may have been a little rusty. We had a good mix of which enjoyed feasting on a rich vein of TA blood. activities, and it reflected well on the hard effort put in by the permanent staff of the Regt. We might not have made it to Gib, The next activities were several days on the range, including a but at least none of us had been bitten by a Funnel Web spider stint in a Close Quarter Battle house. This is always excellent either! training, especially throwing yourself through windows, and posting grenades through doorways. At times we were more EXERCISE MARBLE TOR ANNUAL CAMP AT GIBRALTAR enthusiastic than skilful, but I think that the fig 11 targets were - by Sig Clarke suitably subdued after our attacks. This summer a select few of the Regt got to deploy on Ex We also got the chance to do the Northern Ireland pistol shoot, MARBLE TOR, a Coy group sized deployment to Gibraltar. The which was challenging but very interesting. Again, the level of Coy was formed from all 3 Sqns of the Regt, which quickly marksmanship was varied, but everyone came away having learnt bonded into tight Pl sized groups. something (even if it was that some of us would be better throwing the pistol at the targets as we had more chance of hitting it).

R&R was very civilised, with some of the group going on a cultural visit to Stirling Castle and the Wallace Monument, led by Lt Andy Doherty. Some of the fitter members of the group, Capt Dave John and SSgt(SQMS) Nick Marsh decided that climbing the Cobbler wasn’t enough, and that Ben Nevis would be a greater challenge. The diehard drinkers of the group went off to visit a whisky distillery, though I think they spent more time appreciating the local talent than drinking! Again, all the activities were completed in glorious sunshine and were rounded off with a couple of beers.

The next 3 days gave many of us our first introduction to Bowman HF and VHF. There was a palpable level of excitement as we got to play with the kit that our Regt will soon be using in earnest. After 2 days of class room work, we were able to put our skills into effect in front of the Comd and Deputy Comd of 2 (NC) Sig Bde, through a HF link to our colleagues in Gibraltar. This was a real testament to the usability of the kit, and also proved to us that our muckers in Gib were doing more than The Rock of Gibraltar

56 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 A unique opportunity in Europe, Ex MARBLE TOR presents an FIBUA, as always, was an infectious adrenaline fuelled ride but invaluable training environment in preparation for tunnel fighting with a contemporary feel in the village’s structures. This training and a sampler of hot dry conditions. The DS from 39 Sig Regt, 21 experience was kept fresh due to the range of buildings on offer Sig Regt, 14 Sig Regt and from the Gibraltar Regt made sure by and an underground network which presented an awesome their meticulous attention to detail that the materiel was baptism of confined firepower. complemented by a full and flexible training schedule. While FIBUA on Salisbury Plain, in my limited experience, is By far the jewel in Gibraltar’s crown is its amazing network of normally accompanied by standing water and cold, on Buffadero tunnels and caves whether these be natural, Neanderthal, 18th you know you are nearer the equator because the sun will find century consolidation, 19th century artificers’ works during the you during the course of the day and you are exposed to Great Siege, conventional WWII works or SOE. temperatures at least in the low 30s. Now, in the light of day, the lessons of the tunnels still pay dividends as fire teams and sects Our training took place on the Great North Road and some of its are able to operate with greater freedoms, and actually see each adjoining tunnels and chambers including the HQ, cookhouse other! With a full view of the land plans become more deliberate and the Peterborough Chamber and its sisters. Within some of and much greater emphasis is placed on control measures and these voids are Anderson Shelter style buildings and in others inter-team de-confliction and co-ordination. there are substantial partition walls, each providing a distinct working area and a gross headache when conducting a Aside from the infantry ex, we engaged in elements of the clearance. Bowman PET and live firing. We established comms with our colleagues in Garelochhead, Scotland some 1,500 miles away via Over several hours of training in the half-light of the tunnels, we a dipole. The live firing and DCCT gave us the opportunity to get were trained how to approach and systematically clear tunnels our eye in and practise the marksmanship principles with and chambers of varying sizes and shapes. When the lights were members of the shooting team giving some useful tips. extinguished for the ex discipline and momentum became the focus of our senses as we tried to keep track of each other, It would be a lie to say that the experience was all work and no maintain noise levels and move at a controlled and aggressive play. The Rock Run is a must when in Gibraltar. Rising from 13ft pace. above sea level to 1,300ft was an experience which was tough but rewarding. Besides the base side beach, squaddy-tans were The tunnels darkness is complete and with no natural ambient also on display on the waves. Gun Wharf was the base for our light sources, there is no night vision, either. Without giving away kayaking and canoeing packages on the R&R day and Sunday too much of the tactics and individual coping strategies, afternoon. In addition, we had our very own yachting instructor discretion with any light source is paramount. (and winner of the Times Clipper 2000 Round the World Yacht Race), Bob Beggs. Not only were his new crew members quickly On contact, the silence and darkness are quickly blown away. schooled in the different roles around Europa Point but some While the crack and roar of SA80s and GPMGs deepen and roar, even sailed to Tangiers. light explodes and streaks in a surreal display which takes over your senses. Discipline and drills kick in and the real work begins; a well directed engagement of enemy positions punctuates an inexorable flow.

Having fought out of the caves, our training scenario moved on to the tab up to Spur Battery. Even tabbing you are buoyed by the feeling that you could almost reach out and touch the North African shore. Thankfully, the incline was not too long and we established a harbour area and set about out admin, stag and recceing our next objective, the final asslt on Buffadero’s FIBUA village.

Sailing off the Rock

Lord Aireys Battery offered a change of pace and skills. Unlike O’Haras Battery close by, Lord Airey’s awaits full restoration and it was in thanks to RGR and the Gibraltarans that we undertook to help in the guns emplacements upkeep. Painting this artillery piece at the head of the Mediterranean Steps with a choice of views of Gibraltar’s town skirting the Rock or the distant Atlas Mountains is a pleasant way of repaying such hospitality.

In the current economic climate of budgetary savings it seems unlikely that such exs will survive. This is a real shame, as Ex MARBLE TOR gave the Regt such high quality training, it would FIBUA be hard to see where else this could be accomplished.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 57 71st (YEOMANRY) SIGNAL REGIMENT BEXLEYHEATH

CO Lt Col TJS Allen with our training on Bowman coming in the second, and vice RSM WO1(RSM) PS Kinsey versa in the case of Y Pl.

47 MIDDLESEX YEOMANRY SIGNAL SQUADRON Infantry training consisted of both OBUA (Operations in Built Up 68 INNS of COURT and CITY YEOMANRY SIGNAL Areas) and tunnel fighting, both being expertly led by Sgt Wood SQUADRON’S ANNUAL CAMP - EXERCISE MARBLE TOR of the Royal Gibraltar Regt. X Pl started OBUA training on Tuesday, 14 July 2009 in the training village at the Buffadero 47 SIGNAL SQUADRON Training Centre on the Rock’s southern slope. We were given lessons on explosive and non-explosive entry to a building OC Maj MPN Smith (taught by SPSI SSgt Dave Stedman and PSI (T) Sgt ‘Jerry’ SSM WO2(SSM) MH Gilfrin Springett respectively) and on the clearing of buildings taught by Sgt Wood. The key to acquiring drills is practice and for the 68 SIGNAL SQUADRON duration of the first afternoon we practised entering and clearing buildings by sects. OC Maj JA Evans SSM WO2(SSM) SP Healey

COMMUNICATIONS TRAINING PHASE - by Sig Whiffen

During Ex MARBLE TOR in Gibraltar, the operators of 47 and 68 Sig Sqns undertook 5 days of Bowman training. The first 2 days were tough going as we were almost drowned under a wave of new acronyms and jargon, not to mention a connectivity diagram that could have been mistaken for an underground map. We were also still getting acclimatised to the hot weather so sitting in a classroom wasn’t the best aid to staying awake! However, as the training progressed and we got our hands on the kit it all started to fall into place. It didn’t take long to get used to navigating through the menus on the VHF radios and we were all experts on assembling/disassembling them after a few ever-so- slightly competitive relay races. 47 and 68 Sig Sqn members in Gibraltar Not only did we get good ‘hands-on’ with the radios but we also got to grips with the battle space program ComBAT. With As is the case with all infantry skills, OBUA fighting requires both ‘combat fingers’ at the ready we navigated our way through the aggression and momentum but is paradoxically both slow and settings and menus to create battle scenarios featuring every kind labour intensive, requiring considerable patience and of military unit imaginable. As the mapping loaded onto the PCs concentration from all involved; the individual riflemen and was limited, we mostly had to settle for invading the Cotswolds gunners to the Sect and Pl Comds. A minimum of 2 soldiers are whilst perfecting our skills. We also started to appreciate how required to capture a single room and a minimum of a sect is much could be achieved through the Bowman system: the pre- required to hold a building. For the purposes of our ex all loaded reports and returns and the ability to send PERSREPS doorways in and out of a building were deemed to be booby- automatically proved very popular. trapped and thus each sect developed its SOPs for entering through both windows and mouse holes. All sects were finally On the last day of training the operators were put through their brought together for a pl attack on the village later in the first paces with 3 tests: using ComBAT, a practical radio test, and a afternoon. As ever everyone learned as much from their mistakes written test. Everyone passed with flying colours, although not as from their successes; especially the value of command, always on the first go in the case of the written test! control and coordination.

All in all the training was interesting and very useful, especially On the second day of the ex the Pl was introduced to the tunnels the tips and fixes given by our Bowman guru SPSI SSgt Jasen and to the drills required to clear them. We were taught the Beattie. There’s still a lot more to learn and we may never know necessary drills for patrolling in narrow tunnels, for patrolling in everything there is to know about Bowman, but it will be a lot wide tunnels and ‘actions on contact’ by the enemy in each. In easier once we get the kit at our units and start using it for real. the darkness of the passages and caverns the potential for confusion is multiplied even further and the importance of white INFANTRY SKILLS PHASE - by LCpl Richard McCarthy light, coloured illumes and the constant drinking of water was continually re-iterated. Since 1704 the Rock of Gibraltar has proved a vital part of the British military presence in the Mediterranean. In recent years In the afternoon of the 2nd day, we were taught and given the both Regular and Territorial Army units have had the opportunity opportunity to practise the drills required for the clearing of to make use of the Rock’s resources in EX MARBLE TOR, and it narrow and wide chambers. Here again we were made aware of was on the penultimate of these exs that both 47 and 68 Sig the importance of being both methodical and meticulous. Finally Sqns had the privilege of training in the warmth of the we practised patrolling as a Pl, when the importance of Mediterranean sunshine and the darkness of Gibraltar’s limestone communication between sects and the Pl Comd became tunnels. paramount. We continued practising our newly learned drills in a different sect of tunnels on the east side of the Rock on the 3rd Upon arrival both Sqns were merged into one unit and then morning, and under the direction of Lt Seán Olohan, the Pl divided into two Pls. Over the course of our fortnight on Gibraltar Comd and Sgt Richard Griffiths, our Pl Sgt, we developed each Pl was to undergo both infantry and signals training. In the specific SOPs for the clearing of chambers and the command case of X Pl, our infantry skills phase started in the first week, and control of the sects.

58 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 The final phase of tunnel fighting came on the 3rd afternoon with 70 (ESSEX YEOMANRY) SIGNAL SQUADRON all that we had been taught being tested. Over the space of several hours we advanced through tunnels and cleared OC Maj KS Humphries chambers which had been excavated during WW2; in caverns SSM WO2 RK Pieper where Operation TORCH was once prepared and planned, we found, fought and slew our foes and saw for ourselves the merits The Essex have had a busy quarter which has seen the Sqn trek of momentum. Unhappily one soldier failed to apply the from the delights of traditional Army training areas all the way to methodical meticulousness we had been taught and the Pl Comd the sombre scenes of battlefields of the Ypres Salient. perished in a final ambush shortly before the survivors emerged into daylight. YPRES BATTLEFIELD TOUR

The Pl’s ORBAT was therefore restructured and under a new Pl On 15 May a contingent of 18 officers and soldiers from the Sqn Comd, 2Lt Alex Wiggins, and Pl Sgt, Sgt Adam Tear, we boarded the bus bound for Ypres in much the same way as the advanced to our final harbour area for the evening. Having soldiers of the Essex Yeomanry would have departed for the front arrived there, intelligence reached us that the enemy had in WWI. Our historian for the trip was former Regt 2IC, Maj occupied the village at Buffadero and therefore this was to be our Stuart Sampson, who provided an excellent insight into the lives objective for the following morning. of the soldiers who fought in the Great War. As the day progressed we arrived at the very location where on 13 May The Pl Comd took command of the Close Target Recce (CTR) 1915, during the Second Battle of Ypres, the Essex Yeomanry that same evening, with the rest of the Pl under the Pl Sgt joining made a dismounted bayonet charge at Frezenburg Ridge which the CTR detail at Buffadero before dawn. After a concise and recaptured the front line trenches suffering 69 killed and 91 informative set of orders from 2Lt Wiggins, we launched our asslt wounded. on the OBUA village at H Hour. Standing on the battlefield we glanced to the side of the road With aggression and determination we fought through, clearing where LCpl Venessa Way noticed an example of the unexploded the village of the enemy. Casualties were few but included one munitions dredged up weekly by local farmers, a stark reminder Sect Comd and the Pl Sgt, thus giving their subordinates of the after effects of war. Adding further purpose to our trip to opportunities for leadership. Special credit is therefore due to Ypres, the Sqn had the honour of parading at the Menin Gate for LCpl ‘Curly’ Kane and Cpl Daniel Simmons for rising to their the Act of Remembrance. We were privileged to have with us the respective challenges. With victory came the debrief in which Sgt Lord Lieutenant of Essex, The Lord Petre, who laid a wreath to Wood re-iterated the necessity of using specialist equipment, the memory of those ‘Soldiers of Essex’ for whom no grave particularly mouse-hole charges and ladders and repeated the exists. prohibition on moving without covering fire. The CO, Lt Col Tim Allen, who had been watching proceedings, congratulated the Pl On Sunday the Sqn paraded one final time for the dedication of Comd on her aggression and particularly on her use of expletives, an Essex Yeomanry memorial plaque at St George’s Church in and the ex ended. Ypres followed by our return to Blighty.

The next day, for a number of us, a Military Aid to the Civil Community (MACC) task was detailed under the watchful eye of 47 Sqn’s PSAO, Capt Dave Naylor. Specifically the task of restoring an important part of Gibraltar’s military heritage; a large 9.2 inch gun situated at Lord Airey’s Battery, high up at the summit of the Rock. The task required patient and diligent scraping away of old paint and rust and the eventual repainting of the barrel with a fresh undercoat in an effort to restore the weapon to its former splendour. A plaque remains, in record of the two Sqns’ labours.

Dedication Service – WO2(YofS) Tony Perry, Sgts Richie Marsh and Ian Braizer

FUND RAISING

The Sqn continues to carry out training for its role in UK ops and preparation for Annual Camp 2009 with MATTs and comms training organised by SSgt Billy Matthews and WO2(YofS) Tony Perry.

882 Tp at Harlow have been busy raising monies for ‘Help for Sig Gorman finds a new job! Heroes’ by organising and participating in a number of charity Having concluded Bowman training each Pl was granted a day’s events including “An evening at the Disco”. More demandingly, 6 adventure training on, around and frequently in, the waters of the soldiers from the Tp marched off with 10kg of weight and water, bay. The final task of the ex was the famous Rock Run, which which combined with a sense of purpose saw them cross the required the entirety of the two Sqns to test their reserves of finish line of the Harlow 10km event. Sgt Ian Brazier and Sgt stamina by running from the bottom of the Rock to the top in as Richard Marsh led a team of10: LCpl Teresa Mallia, Sean Burr, little time as possible. To have accomplished such a feat in the Cpl Si Denton, Sig Steve Salisbury, Sig Kerlen, Sig Dan Fish cool of the morning wearing PT kit gives one a newfound respect and Sig Dan Brown around the course whilst LCpl Dino for the many and various forces that were throughout history Honychurch courageously kept an eye on the bags and opened required to attack and asslt enemy defences, in full armour and the bar for celebratory drinks! under the heat of the Mediterranean sun. It is therefore small wonder that no enemy has succeeded in wresting the Rock from Sadly this quarter ends with the departure of the SPSI, SSgt Billy British control for more than 300 years. Matthews and his family as they leave the Sqn on posting to 16

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 59 Sig Regt, Germany in August 2009. The Sqn wishes SSgt Billy As a background activity, Sgt Julia Davenport, Cpl Bob Myers, Matthews and his family all the best for the future. LCpl Steve Williams and Pte Andy Turner conducted Land Navigation and BCD training and tests. WO2 Adrian Keeble and Cpl Pete Alsop put the Sqn through their paces on CBRN training and tests and then back at Napier, WO2 Keeble also had the honour of conducting the CFT. On the Saturday evening, LCpl Graham French, had organised a meal for the whole Sqn.

Other notable achievements this period include Sig Nick Connelly and Sig Stuart Hill also gaining a successful pass in their DITs course. Pte Andy Turner again performed very well on his CMT2 course and a lot of the Sqn are now familiar with JAMES. LCpl Carl Crane managed to convince his employer that he needed to represent the Sqn and Regt at Wimbledon as a steward on Centre Court. I’m still waiting for my souvenir Wimbledon towel, LCpl Crane!

August will see the Sqn continuing with Annual Camp preparation and will also see Capt Sean Wardle deploy to Afghanistan. At the same time we will hopefully see SSgt Kev Young, Cpl Brett Harries and LCpl Jim Sutton return from their deployment on OP HERRICK with 7 Sig Regt.

ARA SERVICE PISTOL CHAMPIONSHIPS 2009 - by Capt Alex Downing

882 Troop on completion of the Harlow 10 in July The TA were again invited to enter this year’s ARA Service Pistol Championships. The event is centred around all 5 practices of 265 (KCLY) SUPPORT SQUADRON (SHARPSHOOTERS) Match 11. The top 20 firers then go forward to fire the next heat – match 12. The aggregate of both matches decides the OC Maj AA Church champion shot. After the main competition the competitors go SSM WO2 AD Keeble on to fire a pistol tiles match in teams of 3. After winning the tiles match last year the TA were keen to defend it. The early summer months have seen the Sqn maintain a constant stream of training as we settle in under comd of the new OC, Maj Despite holidays, op tours and training commitments, the TA were Andy Church. Following a successful MATTs weekend at the still able to field their 2 best shots; Capt Alex Downing from 71 beginning of May, the Sqn moved into its preparation for Annual Sig Regt and Sgt Richard Athroll from Military Stabilisation Camp in September. Support Group (MSSG). The first match fired was Match 11 where, shooting for Honours only, Capt Downing and Sgt Athroll The middle of May saw various junior members of the Sqn deploy were placed in 3rd and 4th place respectively. on Ex PHOENIX BUZZARD, the Regt’s Cadre Course. Pte Andy Comfortably gaining a place in the Top 20 both went forward to Turner performed particularly well and also had to double as a fire the next Match. Weather conditions during the day had been team medic for the course. LCpl Carl Crane, Sig Pippa Horton variable with cloud cover and rain being predominant. This and Sig Helen Rawlinson also did very well in passing their DITs combined with 7.5kg of webbing plus body armour added to the courses, so adding to the Sqn’s growing pool of instructors. challenging conditions. After the conclusion of Match 12, Sgt Athroll achieved a highly respectable 254 points which was 1st Capt James Greenrod and Cpl Martin Carey were able to overall and Capt Downing shot 248 points which was 2nd represent the Sqn in a very successful Regimental Lanyard overall. Trophy team. The team won the TA competition and were backed up by a support team consisting of our ‘day workers’ – PSAO Capt Steve Slaney and SPSI SSgt Trevor Evans.A fantastic effort by everyone involved. Without any respite it was straight on to the Regimental weekend, Ex PHOENIX KESTREL, held at Pirbright Barracks in the beginning of June.

The weekend started with RSM’s parade and drill followed by a CO’s brief, trade training, a CO’s run and a fine BBQ on the Saturday evening. Sig Ayo Samuel was particularly deft in demonstrating his flexibility during the bar games. The following day WO2 Adrian Keeble had the task of organising the Regimental Sports Competition. However, due to the predominance of 265 (KCLY) Sp Sqn members attending the weekend it became mixed Sqn teams in order to balance everything out – and to stop us walking away with a victory had we been able to remain together! Oh well, we have to give the other Sqns a chance sometimes.

The end of June saw the Sqn deploy to the Cinque Ports Training Area (CPTA) on Ex SHARP SUPPORT to further its preparation for Annual Camp. As well as acting as a catch up for those who still needed to conduct MATTs, it also gave the Sqn a chance to progress to full APWT (TS) standard under the guidance of WO2 Cliff Springer, WO2 Mark Gittins, WO2 ‘Chopper’ Twose and SPSI SSgt Trevor Evans. By the end of the weekend approx 95% of the attendees (40 officers and soldiers) had successfully passed the APWT. Another fantastic effort by everyone involved. Capt Downing receives the honours from Col Holley (ARA)

60 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 The aggregate of both matches put Sgt Athroll in 5th place the final up against the DISC led by the aforementioned WO2 overall with 507 points and Capt Downing in 1st place overall Smart. Without any delay on the rundown the TA won, beating with 516 points. This was 2 points ahead of the Regular Army the DISC team by 3 clays with rounds to spare. champion Sgt M Brown from the MPGS. Another TA soldier – but who was still classed as being on his op tour – WO2 Smart, In summary the TA retained the pistol tiles cup. Shooting for fired for the Regular Army and gained 4th place (6th place if you honours only, Sgt Athroll had the highest score in Match 12 and count his usual competition from the TA). To defend their tiles Capt Downing achieved the highest combined score of the trophy a team of 3 was needed and an extra firer was found to competition and picked up gold medal for “Best Guest”. Next boost the team to the required strength. After quickly dispensing year the team will be up to full strength and will hopefully improve with the competition in the preliminaries, the TA team was soon in on this year’s success. NEWS FROM THE SQUADRONS

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OC Maj MJ Morton Over the first few days, we received some fantastic acts of RSM WO1(RSM) SM Watts generosity, with people stopping by and handing over £20 notes and allowing us to gatecrash their village fetes. By the 3rd day INTRODUCTION the pink horn of shame had been passed around a few times for various reasons but notably SSgt ‘Hippy’ Seabrook felt the need With the arrival of a new OC, the pace of life at 1 Mech Bde HQ & to detour to the Glastonbury Festival, earning him the horn. And Sig Sqn (215) has remained high. The handover week went after cycling 95 miles, LCpl ‘Peoples’ PTI’ Marshall decided to without any major glitches and Maj Morton has immediately throw his teddy out of the pram, because the signs to Hereford settled into the hot seat and begun to make his mark on the were playing tricks with his eyes. running of the Sqn. Our outgoing OC, Maj Rumsey, has now deployed for Afghanistan to HQ ISAF and we wish him a safe and Day 4 and our Neapolitan tanned bodies managed to have a rest successful tour. We also welcome a new Bde YofS, WO2(YofS) from the sun as the heavens opened. The weather had an affect Park and a new FofS, WO2(FofS) Musgrove and wish them luck on the ‘pee buddies’, LCpl Dodman and Cpl Issitt who felt the in their new posts. We also welcome back Lt Taylor from his 4 need to stop for the toilet together every few miles. Arriving in months in on Ex LONG LOOK and say goodbye to Lt Manchester, we stayed at the 127 Workshop TA Centre, where we Minion as he returns to his Regt in Australia. were greeted with a fantastic cooked lunch by the caretaker. We intended to raise some money for the charities at the Trafford Around the Sqn everybody is still busy working towards getting Centre and after a bit of negotiation BHS allowed us to set up on the Sqn equipment scales down to unit holdings and the their grounds. We raised £350 that afternoon alone and got a few aftermath of the Sqn stock take has also caused a world of work funny looks. During that afternoon the stock manager for the for the QM’s Dept and Comms Tps. Aside from the day to day Great Britain cycling team approached us and offered a tour of workings, there have been plenty of chances for people to get the Velodrome, which included touching Chris Hoy’s helmet! away on sport and adventure training, notably sailing and Once we left the Velodrome, we strapped up Sgt ‘Polio’ shooting. A team has managed the mammoth feat of cycling Callander and set off across the Pennines to Lancaster. After from Land’s End to John O’Groats for charity. As well as this, the cruising at 30mph down a nice decline Sgt Callander thought it Sqn has still got soldiers deployed to the Falklands, Kenya and might be advisable to carry out some brake maintenance, so they Afghanistan with trawls coming in thick and fast. Our thoughts would work next time! are always with the 4 soldiers from the Sqn deployed to Afghanistan with 4 RIFLES and we eagerly anticipate their safe return.

Coming up in the near future the Sqn deploys on mass to BATUS to support Ex MEDMAN 4 and various depts move into new buildings around Tidworth Camp as the barracks begins to look less like a building site. So another hectic couple of months are again on the cards for the entire Sqn.

EXERCISE MERCURY JOGLE - by LCpl M Dodman

On 27 June, 6 crazy fools, 5 from 1 Mech Bde HQ & Sig Sqn and 1 from 2RTR, left Land’s End to embark on vigorous, challenging cycle ride to John O’Groats, raising money for The Army Benevolent Fund and BLESMA. At least this was the aim, but SSgt ‘Nav Man’ Steven-Fountain managed to get the group lost in the Land’s End car park, earning him the ‘pink horn of shame’ within minutes of starting! Our destination for the first day was Oakhampton Camp, and upon arrival it appeared that no accommodation had been booked. The Mercury Jogle Team at Land’s End. Sig Graham, Cpl Issitt, SSgt Seabrook, So we had to sleep in tents next to screaming cadets… Sgt Callender, LCpl Marshall, LCpl Dodman, SSgt Steven-Fountain winner! and LCpl Colling

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 61 Upon leaving Lancaster, we headed to Carlisle to climb Shap mention should go to Sig Timoney who won the award for being Summit, which is a 15 mile hill. At Carlisle we stopped to take on the best Competent Crew in the Regatta. some fluids and energy bars and as we departed SSgt ‘Weeble’ Seabrook forgot he didn’t use stabilizers anymore and from a Even though the competition was stiff, 215 managed to pull it out standing position, he decided to hug the tarmac! Not to be of the bag and won the Corps Regatta, but more importantly for outdone, SSgt Steven-Fountain decided to cruise past a couple those of us in the team we brought back a heap of experience of female cyclists trying to show off, no handed. He clipped LCpl and memories of an awesome few days out of the garages! Dodman’s back wheel and went flying over his handle bars, Thanks should go to Cpl ‘Billy’ Bedford for organising this for all landing on his right shoulder, dislocating it! LCpl Marshall was of us. We’ll see you all next year! starting to tire (or continuing to be tired!), so as we approached Penrith he got in a fight with a car and surprisingly lost! CORPS CLAY PIGEON SHOOTING COMPETITION - by LCpl Mackie Edinburgh was our next stop, with a day of rest the following day. Leaving Edinburgh proved to be a hassle, as every road we After attending a few Sunday practices and WO1(RSM) ‘De De’ wanted was out of bounds to cyclists, meaning we had to ignore Watts handing out brand new shooting waistcoats, which of the ‘no cyclists’ signs for a short period, then get back on a cycle course made us look like semi-pro’s, which couldn’t be further route through the back streets of the Edinburgh suburbs to the from the truth, the 8 man 215 Sig Sqn Clay Pigeon Shooting team Forth Road Bridge. were ready to take on the rest of the Corps. We headed to the ranges where our first shoot was English Skeet where LCpl Neil Next was the big route, travelling 120 miles through Glen Coe, Mackie showed all the shooting prowess of a blind Elmer Fudd skirting Ben Nevis, and then following the ‘flat’ roads along Loch out of the Looney Tunes! After a few words from the coach the Ness to Inverness. Glen Coe had a few cheeky hills and we had team started to get to grips with it all and fire a little better. That to make a couple – well roughly 10 – unscheduled stops for the night Sig Stubbs proved that not only could he shoot clays but pee buddies! We stopped just short of Loch Ness to meet up he could also shoot pool and could not be budged from the pool with the admin team to have lunch, but LCpl Dave ‘Jack’ table! Marshall, who was resting his neck, decided to stay at the other end of Loch Ness raiding a pastry shop.

While cycling the shortest leg, LCpl Colling must have thought we needed some extra exercise, so he decided to get the admin van bogged in by the side of the road, for us to push it out. That night to help build up our energy for the final day, we all tucked into an 8oz burger, while our ‘PTI’ enjoyed 2, which turned out to be a massive mistake. The extra 8oz caused his crank to snap 1.5 miles from the finish line, so the rest of the team pushed him over the line.

Once we had finished, we quickly took a group photo, chucked the bikes in the back of the van, then headed for the closest Tesco to get a couple of crates, to tide us over until we got to Edinburgh! A big thank you to SSgt Matt Steven-Fountain for organising the event and for the admin team for their impeccable support.

CORPS SAILING REGATTA - by Sig Lee

On the 15 July 3 soldiers from the Sqn set off to be part of a 6 man team, sailing round Denmark in the Corps Regatta. We were The Squadron Shooting Team: Sig Stubbs, SSgt Upcraft, LCpl joined by other soldiers from 1 Sig Bde including the skipper Mackie, Sgt Ridley, LCpl Stewart, WO1(RSM) Watts, LCpl Triplett and Capt Chris Lakes. During the 9 days there were 6 different Cpl Butler races. Tuesday was another training day where the whole team picked 215 got off to a bad start coming 3rd and last in the first 2 races. up some tips from the top and proceeded to get to grips with It wasn’t until the 3rd race that our luck started to change and we Compact Sport and Down-The-Line. Some more than others as achieved 4 consecutive 1st places. The sailing was tough at SSgt Upcraft and Sgt Ridley thought they were firing blank times as we sailed through gusty winds and storms but it was cartridges for most of the morning! After collating all the scores just as fun as when the sun came out. For the inexperienced from both days training, we had our 2 teams picked and with Cpl sailors amongst the regatta it was a massive learning curve but Dave Butler and LCpl Dave Triplett looking quite promising and everyone should be proud of what they achieved. A special LCpl Ross Steward improving dramatically on the previous day.

The B team had their first 2 shoots before lunchtime so they had plenty of time to get a few bacon and sausage rolls down their grid before calling it a day. The 2nd day saw both teams firing their remaining disciplines, and a clear overall point’s lead showing amongst all firers. As the scores on the doors started to trickle through for each unit it was clear that we were not in the running however it was neck in neck for best novice. It was eventually announced that LCpl Triplett had taken it with the final shoot. Now we have all the gear and some idea of what it’s all about, I’m sure we’ll be back with a vengeance next year!

EXERCISE LONG LOOK – A BRITISH PERSPECTIVE - by Lt N Taylor

Ex LONG LOOK is the fabled exchange that everyone has heard Cpl ‘Billy’ Bedford races away from the stormy weather about but no-one assumes will ever happen to them. The second

62 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 assumption is that the 4 months means a holiday with sun, sand, LESSON 4 – FOOTBALL IS KNOWN AS SOCCER surfing and other things that begin with “s”! Australian football involves running around an oval pitch punching Surprising as it may sound, both of the above statements are a ball at each other. There is not much ‘foot’ involved. No matter false. This year, as in the last few years, there were unfilled what, they will not understand you and you will undoubtedly end spaces, flights without passengers and Australian units without up going with the flow. British soldiers. If you apply for the exchange program you will have a good chance of actually attending it. As for the second statement, it’s not all play but it’s not all work either. You will integrate fully with your unit, work as a member of a pl or tp as well as deploy on ex, attend boozer parades (yes, these are parades in the Regimental bar where you have a few “tinnies” in work time!) and do PT with the Australians. You should also get the chance to visit a vast and beautiful country and see sights that even Australians have not seen.

Now I have dispelled the two most common rumours, I would like to take you through a few lessons that were quickly learnt from my exchange with 17 Sig Regt located in a small town named Holsworthy, a few miles from .

LESSON 1 – NEVER LEAVE ANY KIT UNATTENDED, ESPECIALLY YOUR BERET

Day 2 down under, was a range day. After a short introduction to the Styr Aug, consisting of where the safety catch was and if I did not want it to fire don’t pull the trigger, I found myself tentatively firing it down the range. Being the trusting sort, I left my beret on my day sack and came back to find it was missing, surprisingly Lt Taylor and others on Ex LONG LOOK in Sydney enough. Bloody convicts! I spent the next 2 days attempting to hunt it down and after nearly giving up hope of ever seeing it As well as learning many valuable lessons and experiencing many again, I received an anonymous tip off that it would be available things that I can’t and won’t write down, I had the opportunity to at a small cost. After thinking that my boys back in the UK had participate in many different activities in Australia. These are a most probably “liberated” much of the exchange officer’s once in a life time experiences and I had the good fortune to do a equipment, I agreed to pay the cost but with one concession, huge array of activities from shark diving to visiting , that the small cost was put behind the bar at the next boozer , Sydney and Canberra. I visited the home of the parade. I did attempt to salvage the situation by drinking as Australian Corps of Signals, their massive National War Museum much of my money as I could as quickly as I could. A valuable and attended a debate in Parliament House. Not to mention I lesson learned! spent many an hour on Bondi beach and called in at pretty much every bar to taste some new Aussie beer and sample the famous LESSON 2 – DON’T GET OFFENDED BY EVERY PERSON Australian hospitality. CALLING YOU A “BLOODY POM” Professionally, I leant about the difference in Tp comd between This is self explanatory really, just remember they were all once the 2 nations, learnt about new kit and equipment as well as the convicts and they are really just Britain’s children! structure of the Australian Army. I had the good fortune to deploy on numerous exs, including a joint US/Australian ex with 3500 LESSON 3 – A “SCOONER” IS THE CLOSEST YOU WILL GET plus soldiers and marines on Australia’s largest training area and TO A PINT managed to acquire some Australian kit. Most importantly I appreciated what the British Army had to offer back in the UK! A scooner is around two thirds of a pint. The lesson here is don’t tell the Aussies that they are drinking out of a girl’s glass while Ex LONG LOOK is a very worthwhile exchange that is always real men drink out of pint glasses and then proceed to try and undermanned. Don’t be afraid to see your Tp Comd and ask for back it up with a session of drinking suicide against the Aussies. the relevant paperwork. Now I wish you all G’day and I look Take this lesson with a pinch of salt, not all Aussies can drink! forward to reading about your experiences on Long Look 2010.

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OC Maj B Williams This year 6 teams from military units throughout the UK SSM WO2 Smith participated in the challenge, including 2 Sig Sqn the event hosts, 225 Gen Sp Regt, 81 Sig Sqn with 2 teams, 10 Sig Regt and EXERCISE LAIRIG GHRU CHALLENGE 2622 RAuxAF Regt.

Ex LAIRIG GHRU is a forced march competition in which 8 man The OC, Maj Bleddyn Williams commented: “This is the second teams race against each other carrying standard Combat Fitness year of the Lairig Ghru Challenge and I am delighted so many Test weight plus water and food over the 16.4 mile course of the teams decided to participate in this exacting test of endurance Lairig Ghru. and determination – from 4 teams last year to 6 this year. It is even more gratifying that my own Sqn has won the competition The Lairig Ghru is the most well known high level pass in for the second year running beating their record from last year.” Scotland. It cuts through the Cairngorm Plateau going between Ben Macdui and Braeriach, two of the highest peaks the Comd 2 (NC) Sig Bde, Brig DA Hargreaves was good enough to Cairngorms has to offer. Not that you get much time to enjoy the give up his Saturday to come along and give out prizes to the view when you are in a race! winners and runners up and was quoted as saying.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 63 “This is a most worthwhile event which 2 years in, has firmly established itself in the training calendar. I am delighted that a total of 4 teams from across my Bde took part. Clearly the RAuxAF Sqn and the medics of 225 will be back for more next year. I’m also determined that 2 Sqn will not have it all its own way and make it 3 victories in a row next year!”

Event date for next The 2 Squadron Winning Team at the finish year – 12 June 2010. 4 MECHANIZED BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (204) CATTERICK

OC Maj SY Richardson we set off at 0600hrs for a 6 hr road trip that spanned the length RSM WO1(RSM) McCall of the country. Once at RAF Uxbridge, we had a quick brief from the boss explaining “this is not a jolly” before we set off for the The Sqn bids a fond farewell to WO1(RSM/Mr) Maylett, who tube and into the heart of London. leaves the Army after 22 years service to the Colours. We wish him every future success and hope he can look back with Our first visit was to the Imperial War Museum, where we moved fondness of his time in green. Best of luck becoming a civvie. through the history of the UK military from WW1 through the Falklands to present conflicts. Of particular note was the ‘Terrible A very warm welcome is extended to all the many soldiers posted Trenches’ exhibition where you could walk through a in during August and September to try to fill our gaps pending reconstruction of a WW1 trench and rather eerily peer into no- deployment. You are arriving at the right time in order to receive man’s land. the correct levels of training and have time for more relaxed activities! After the re-org outside the museum, the boss paired everyone off and tasked us with the ‘circle line’ quiz. We had to answer a Heartfelt thanks is given to 52 Bde HQ & Sig Sqn for the number of questions about the local area at each station. For provision of several IAs who will be joining us for all key training example at Temple Station we had to find out the name of the events in the run up to Op HERRICK. All members of 258 Sig ship moored adjacent to the station’s exit; I now know the answer Sqn are seen as very much part of the team and it is hoped you it is the HQS Wellington. There were 27 stops in total, an soon feel at home in the Sqn. impossible task in only 4 hours! I was paired off with LCpl Levy and we were determined to win! OPS UPDATE The rendezvous point was the Courtfield Pub at Earls Court, and Ops Officer Capt Dunn when everyone was in, the boss tallied the scores, and announced that the eventual winners, under scrutiny from the rest The Sqn has now been officially warned for Op HERRICK 12, so of the lads, were LCpls Clemons and Guttadauro – there is still other than avidly reading 209 and 261 Sig Sqn’s Wire notes, our a debate to this day as to whether they had spent the afternoon main focus is launching into our Mission Specific Training. at an internet café!

When we return from leave, the new Tps for Op HERRICK will be formed and it will be heads down and straight into attending mandatory OPTAG briefs – the All Ranks Brief and Tactical Commander’s Cadre. We will also be providing support to the Bde Staff for their Mini CAST which we hope will help to build links between the Staff Officers and operators prior to deployment.

ALAMEIN TROOP

OC Capt S Thomas

EXERCISE EDUCATIONAL RAT - by Sig Morris

On 15 July, 12 members of 204 Sig Sqn embarked on a 2 day journey to London for a cultural visit to explore the capital’s history and to improve our military education prior to our deployment on Op HERRICK. There were lots of sleepy heads as Alamein Troop visit the capital

64 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 The next morning we started our activities at Trafalgar Square. EXERCISE ROUGH RIDE - by Sig Wynn Capt Thomas led us up The Strand to find the Mall Art Galleries. After a short walk, some head scratching and the purchase of a Before Ex MEDICINE MAN 2 began, a select lucky few got the street map, we about-turned, back tracking through Trafalgar opportunity to attend a 4 day adventure training package. The Square and on to our destination where the Armed Forces Art majority opted for horse trekking otherwise known as Ex ROUGH Society was holding an exhibition that included drawings from RIDE. Little did we know it was actually called that for a reason. soldiers, amid the gunfire of Iraq and Afghanistan. Upon arrival at Trails End Camp, we got placed in our respective Official Tour Guide SSgt Bevan then took control and led us groups for the duration of our stay. We spent the rest of the day down Whitehall to see Horse Guards, on to the House of getting our kit issued, which included a set of leather chaps, a Parliament, Downing Street, St James’ Park, and Buckingham slicker jacket and a helmet. We didn’t quite know what we’d let Palace. Our last stop was a visit to the National Army Museum ourselves in for! where we took particular interest in the enlightening exhibition ‘Helmand’; a detailed account of 16 Air Asslt Bde’s tour in 2006. On our first day at the ranch we were greeted by our 2 guides We then embarked on the long journey back to Catterick, with who went by the name of ’Sam’ and ‘Ringo’, who happened to some aching legs, and some good memories. be real life cowboys. They started by teaching us basic horse care, as we would be responsible for our own horse from here on MESSINA TROOP in. This involved such tasks as grooming, saddling and securing our horse to a fence which proved a valuable piece of knowledge OC Lt G Winkles to prevent an expensive ex loss!

EXERCISE MEDICINE MAN 2 So off we went into the paddock armed with our bit of rope to catch our roaming horses. To help the cowboys match us During the summer, the Sqn deployed once again to BATUS, in according to ability, he asked for our experience with horses. Sig support of the Bde HQ, building and manning the HQ on EXCON Aaron Trenwith piped up that he had the relevant experience. hill as well as providing RLDs to the BGs, Rebros on the prairie He ended up with what can only be described as ‘My Little Pony’! and not forgetting the QM, MT and Admin support back in Camp The remainder were more than happy with their horses. Crowfoot. While on this MEDMAN we did not kill any of the wildlife, we were nearly down a few of our RAF brethren as they So it began; 23 miles of sunburn, saddle rash and regret until we arrived on a 2 week ex under canvas without winter sleeping reached our destination where we would be spending the bags or issued boots, thinking that summer in Canada would be following 2 nights. After replenishing our horses and chopping redders. The MT stepped up to the mark and ferried them the 40 wood for the camp fire, our evening activities consisted of miles a day to and from EXCON to their 5 star accommodation in sampling squirrel and roasting marshmallows while the cowboys Crowfoot! During the 6 weeks deployment, nearly all participants entertained us with their tales of hunting, bull riding and bear managed to get away on adventurous training, trying all activities fights. from Sky Diving to Mountain Biking were extremely worthwhile and thoroughly enjoyed. The next trek was far more enjoyable as we visited the beautiful forbidden lake and trotted through the Indian village of tee-pees. We then returned to base camp to find a grizzly bear had been into our camp and left us a rather worrying finger-painting. There was no need to be alarmed as the cowboys were ready with pump action shotguns and we had our ‘bear aware’ training. If approached by one, we were to challenge it with ‘Woah Bear!’ It seemed to work on the video anyway!

After a restless nights sleep the 23 miles of pain came flooding back with the horses going wild knowing they were on the road home. That is except for the rather overweight ‘Red Cloud’ ridden by LCpl Chris Hanley who wanted to race ahead then stop in its tracks and graze. Needless to say that didn’t get him very far. Whilst the rest of the group were rounding up cattle, Sig Tony Ryde, riding ‘OJ,’ in a moment of boredom decided to take it upon himself to target and spook other horses sending them into a wild rampage. The cowboys were not amused and this act earned him a place riding up front under surveillance. Cpl Stones’ rebro at K14 Finally we returned home taking away with Comms wise, the HQ set up went well, with lessons in VP being us some cuts, bruises and more saddle rash but finishing with a the order of the day again. The Rebros only had to move twice, well deserved BBQ. so had very swept up comms sites, none more so than the det on hilltop K14 who were routinely visited by the BGs to ensure they MULTI ACTIVITY ADVENTURE TRAINING - by Sig Trenwith were not an Enemy OP – or else they were just hoping Cpl Stones would provide breakfast for them too. After a long and Towards the end of Ex MEDICINE MAN 2 a few from the Sqn tiring ex, a lot of mosquito bits and LCpl ‘Beefy’ Henstock were able to go on a short adventure training package. The consuming over his allocation of night rations, the Sqn returned activities available were: hill walking, mountain biking and rock to Catterick in time for some much needed summer leave. climbing. When we were given the chance I opted for rock

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 65 climbing and mountain biking, believing that these activities so we went off on a detour. Further down the road we saw a would be enjoyable as well as rewarding, I would later realise the vehicle with flashing lights and beyond the vehicle there was a error in my thoughts! bear – and her cub! This sighting would turn out to be my only high point of the day. Shortly after, we came to the start of the After receiving our kit from Trails End Camp and Bear Dawn off road part of the mountainous route. We had been taught how Camp, Cpl Martin Palin, LCpl Andy Banks and I set off to find a to manoeuvre over obstacles in practice but despite this, while suitable wall or rock face to climb. On seeing the ‘rock face’, the travelling down the first 50m, I came to the first obstacle. I instructor said he could see lots of places for grip and leverage. proceeded as I was taught but instead span out, went flying over Personally I believe there would have been more places for grip the handle bars and skidded to a stop at the next log 20m down on a 50ft sheet of glass, but we carried on regardless! After a the track. Not a great start! few curses and slips I was able to scale the wall. However I was quickly outdone by LCpl Banks who, with his spider monkey-like On the return journey, I began to regain my confidence. However, skills, was able to scale the wall with ease. After 6 climbs and a on a steep, winding, wet hill I took a right turn too sharp. I lot of sweat, we set off back to camp to sleep off the pains of the braked, skidded, straightened up but still ended up 20m down day and look forward to what the next day would bring. the embankment against a tree, my bike vertical on the tree with the chain off. Luckily this time I had only cuts and bruises and After receiving our bikes and other safety equipment, we set off have therefore made the decision that I will not, in the near future, up the Rocky Mountains. We came to a sign indicating that our be riding on 2 wheels on a track in the woods. For me it was route was out off bounds due to the sighting of a bear in the area, anything but easy!

11 LIGHT BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (261) ALDERSHOT

OC Maj IR Hargreaves Another highlight of the week was a sect in defence range which RSM WO1 A Morris was run at night. We were thrashed up a short but cheeky route into a trench system where we had to engage targets which EXERCISE TAURUS CHARGE - by Sig Johnson appeared at various ranges. The sect comd needed to be on the ball with target indications and fire control orders as we let off a Ex TAURUS CHARGE was a live firing camp run by the Sqn with fair bit of firepower including 3 GPMGs firing tracer. help from Bde staff in preparation for our imminent deployment to Op HERRICK 11. Many of us had never fired our personal Overall the ex was tiring with ranges all day and lessons on in the weapons in anything other than APWTs and we were pretty evenings till late but we all really enjoyed the new experiences. excited at the prospect of getting to fire on more complex ranges. For me personally, firing the GPMG and throwing my first live L109 grenade was worth all of the hard work. We all took away The week started with the long drive north to Warcop ranges near some new skills which will be invaluable when we get to Penrith and after the initial briefs and orientation, we got straight Afghanistan. LCpl ‘Shrappy’ Gilbert in particular will take some into the weapon handling lessons and tests which would enable valuable lessons away too and will thankfully ‘face’ another day. us all to progress onto the ranges firing the SA80, GPMG and Sig Sauer pistol. MISSION REHEARSAL EXERCISE (MRX) WESTDOWN CAMP - by Cpl Stallard The first firing consisted of getting everyone zeroed on our Sight Unit Small Arms, Trilux (SUSAT) and passing an ACMT (the new After a gruelling week of MATTs and WIPs, navigation exs and a APWT). We were broken down into syndicates to complete cheeky stretcher race that separated the men from the boys, the training and all of the different ranges which were to follow. LKG element of 261 deployed to Westdown camp in the middle Starting off small, we all went through an Individual Battle Skills of Salisbury Plain to set up for the Bde MRX. This was to be the Range (IBSR) where you had to use fire and manoeuvre to last ex for the Bde before the deployment to HERRICK. Luckily, advance upon an enemy while improving our personal skills and the HQ was to be set-up in a large building to replicate theatre so drills. Then we moved onto a pairs fire and movement and then there was no tent building fun to be had and we set about fire team assessment all whilst under the close supervision of the running the labyrinth of cables with high spirits. hawk-eyed safety supervisors. Everyone improved as we moved through the ranges, all becoming more aware of what was We also got some practical use of the Harris 117F Tacsat for the happening around us and all realising the importance of duration of the ex as we had done training courses but not used communication. the system for any prolonged amount of time. Some of us had never used it before but in true ‘scaley’ tradition, we just got The week amongst it and made it work. Ptarmigan made a final culminated appearance on the ex before it was withdrawn from use. Not a in sect minute too soon was the general consensus. attack ranges All of the Sqn’s comms skills were tested at some stage of the ex which with the Bde Alt/Safety net established on HF, a sprinkle of confirmed SATCOM 506 terminals and 117F used in the HPW role providing all that we data to and from the BGs all over the training area. had learned Across the Bde everyone was being tested from the JOC and put operators to the infantrymen going over and over their BARMA our skills and KARLA drills. Even the TA watch keepers reaction to 9-liners to the test as we integrated the GPMGs into our sects for added and contacts were under scrutiny. firepower and realism. Lt Morris gripped our sect with LCpl Tuppen as her 2IC and smashed us through our sect attack. We Once a routine was established and people had stopped flapping assaulted the 2 enemy positions in quick succession after over toilet rolls here and coffee there, things fell into place and covering some difficult terrain to get close enough to grenade 261 again proved that we are ready to deploy to Afghanistan and and fight through. The fig 11s didn’t stand a chance! face the challenges of ops.

66 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 16 AIR ASSAULT BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (216) COLCHESTER

OC Maj AR Fawcett The third and final part was R&R; 4 days to go on a selection of RSM WO1(RSM) S Spink courses including Scuba diving and sailing or to just relax and enjoy the sun. I spent my R&R in Muscat, the country’s capital, EXERCISE OMAN EXPRESS - by LCpl Renson enjoying the culture and sun. The city has a wide selection of shops and shopping centres, hotels and bars. There was On 23 February, Sgt Richardson and I deployed as part of the something for everyone. Over all it was brilliant way to finish the Small Scale Contingency Battle Group (SSCBG) to Oman for a 7 ex and left everyone on a high. I thoroughly enjoyed the ex as a week ex to ready the BG for any future tasks that may arise. The whole and look forward to any other SSCBG exs in the future. ex consisted of C Coy 3 PARA plus elements of Sp Coy, 2 members of 13 Air Asslt Log Regt, 2 members of 156 Provo Coy EXERCISE DRAGON UNDERWATER EXPLORER and a handful of sappers from 51 Sqn RE. - by Cpl Wride

The ex itself was broken down into 3 phases; the first being the Ex UNDERWATER EXPLORER was an adventurous training ex to live firing package which took place in around 50km north of Sur Belize with the aim of qualifying all participants to the PADI in an open desert region. Sgt Richardson was attached to the Advanced Ocean Diver standard. This qualification would then Sigs Pl while I was integrated into 7 Pl and employed as a Pl allow all the participants to dive anywhere in the world, down to a radio operator. The training started at an individual level with depth of 30m. It all started on a Saturday lunchtime when Lt blank rounds and progressed though to Pl attacks both day and Williams met everyone for the trip to Heathrow. After a final night before going back to the start and progressing again all the check of passports, we were ready to go and boarded the way though to Coy attacks with live rounds. The culmination of minibus to start the epic journey around the M25 in weekend this part of the ex was a Coy attack utilising all elements of the traffic. Once at Heathrow the lads apparently needed some BG, including mortars, snipers and machine guns. There were Dutch courage before boarding the plane and so a few pints were also battle simulations made by the engineers, providing a consumed prior to the 30 hr journey that took us to Boston, realistic training environment that was very similar to Afghanistan. Miami and finally Belize. Once we arrived in paradise, we The constant heat and the weight of the equipment at platoon boarded a speedboat and were whisked off to St Georges Caye, level made this part of the ex very arduous. a small island off the coast of Belize which has the benefits of 30°C sunshine and crystal clear blue water. Phase 2 of the ex was joint training with the Omani Parachute Regt. First we had a 5 hr drive north to the parachute training On arrival we were given an introduction to the island and shown school where we were going to be staying. On arriving we were around the various facilities, which included a volleyball court, given our accommodation which was 6 man rooms, which was a which we put to good use during our time on the island! The welcome change from the hot tents we had been in for the teams usually consisted of the Para trained vs the non-Para previous 5 weeks. After an admin day to sort out our kit, we were trained – no surprises which team usually won! However it was informed that we would be climbing the Jebel, the highest not to be all sunshine and volleyball; as we soon discovered PADI mountain range in Oman. Packing kit to light scales, we drove to requires various skills to be learnt in the classroom before you get the foot of the mountain and started the ascent in the early hours in the water. During the classroom periods we were taught skills of the morning. The climb was extremely steep and unforgiving. such as using an alternate air source underwater if a problem Reaching the plateau at the top, we sought the refuge of shade occurs with your own air supply and how to clear your mask if it before the final attack on one of the peaks. The positions we fills with water. We also had 10 separate tests throughout the assaulted were occupied by Omani soldiers and gave them the course culminating in a final exam which asked 50 questions opportunity to observe British tactics. After taking the peak we ranging from how to deal with decompression sickness to moved into hard routine for the night. On top of one of the planning a dive. highest peaks in Oman, night can be very cold, especially with no hot food or a sleeping bag. At sunrise we started the descent of the mountain. This was even steeper than on the way up and equally unforgiving on the knees and feet. Reaching the foot of the mountain we entered an irrigated area resembling a tropical jungle. Arriving back at the training school, after a brief admin period, we commenced ground training for the Omani paras. They are not too dissimilar to our own chutes so the training went relatively smoothly. After a minor hiccup regarding clearance to jump from Omani aircraft, we were given the OK. We jumped in sticks of 33 over 2 aircraft onto a sparsely vegetated, sandy DZ. After the jump we were presented with our Omani wings. That concluded the second part on the ex.

Sig Andrews becoming acquainted with the marine life

Once in the water we practised the life saving skills we had been taught in the classroom and shortly afterwards we were diving to depths of up to 30m. The course itself was very progressive and allowed everyone taking part to become comfortable with being underwater at depth. We soon became proficient at moving LCpl Renson on exercise in Oman

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 67 gracefully underwater, removing our goggles and breathing apparatus before replacing it. The sights we saw underwater were absolutely stunning and truly unforgettable for all of us. We saw sting rays, eagle rays, sea turtles, barracuda’s and even a shark or two! Belize truly is an amazing place to dive and all of us would like to return and dive there again one day.

Unfortunately, time flies when you are having fun and the trip soon drew to a close. At the end of the week we were all very sorry to go. Luckily we just had time for a quick look at the town of San Pedro where we relaxed and enjoyed a cocktail or two, before making the long return journey back to sunny England.

ARMY BENCH PRESS CHAMPIONSHIPS 2009 - by LCpl Perkins Sig Parker and Sig Morrow at Pegasus Bridge When we got to after already completing over 60 miles everyone was tight and achy after the ferry ride, so the leaders decided for all of us to walk the last few miles together down the Caen Canal towpath in Glider Group formation, allowing us all to finish together. When we finally arrived at the bridge at 0016hrs (which was when the first glider landed 65 years ago), we were congratulated by hundreds of locals and it was such a good feeling knowing you have just completed such a momentous event.

A firework display was put on to signal the end of the run and the beginning of D Day 65. The next day we attended an unveiling ceremony of a memorial at Pegasus Bridge to those who participated in the Battle. There are only 4 surviving veterans left from the The Sqn with the Army Benchpress Championship and Corps Competition Pegasus Bridge operation, so as a token of thanks, all Trophies. LCpl Milburn, LCpl Berry, LCpl Perkins, SSgt Robertson, LCpl Boyle, 118 men that took part in the Operation had their Sig O’Mahoney and Cfn Bush names carved into 5 squared boulders so they would always be remembered. Despite a tough journey, it On the morning of 20 May, the 216 (Para) Sig Sqn bench press was a pleasure listening to all the war stories the old boys had to team consisting of: SSgt ‘Spartan’ Robertson, LCpl ‘the face’ tell us. The beer we shared with them eased our aching legs and Perkins, LCpl ‘Milly’ Milburn, LCpl ‘Rage head’ Berry, LCpl topped it of to make it an extra special weekend. ‘Alan Partridge’ Boyle, Sig ‘Big Nose’ O’Mahoney and Cfn ‘mong strength’ Bush headed off to Rock Barracks in THE FREEDOM OF COLCHESTER PARADE 2009 Woodbridge to participate in the Army Bench Press - by Sgt Giroux Championships 2009. On Friday 17 July 09, 16 Air Asslt Bde was granted the Freedom As we got to the gym at Rock Barracks everyone was in pre- of Colchester. This resulted in 700 men and women from the Bde comp relaxing mode but we were rushed through the paces of marching through the centre of town in full No 2 Dress with getting weighed in and marked off. The event started at 1100hrs swords draw and bayonets fixed. 216 (Para) Sig Sqn had 30 and continued through until 1400hrs, with everyone becoming members on parade, and after 2 weeks of intense practice on the considerably fatigued towards the end from the exertion of their drill square, we were keen to get on parade. The weather presses. At the end of the competition everyone had scored forecast for the day was not good and as we stepped off the highly in their respective categories with SSgt Robertson coaches at the forming up point, the heavens opened. retaining his Army Bench Press Champion status for the second year in a row, winning the whole competition, with a 177.5kg press.

The Royal Signals won the overall Corps competition, so all in all it was a very successful day. On route back to Colchester the minibus was rather lively with SSgt Robertson reminding everyone that he is still the champion and has more silverware than he knows what do with.

PROJECT 65 - by Sig Parker

On 4 June, Sig Morrow and I took part in a 65 mile charity run from Tarrant Rushton to Pegasus Bridge, representing the Corps to commemorate the 65th Anniversary of the Normandy Landings. The run involved 200 plus runners travelling through Dorset, the New Forest, Southampton and Portsmouth, crossing The Channel by ferry and finally finishing in Normandy.

The run was very challenging. Sig Morrow and I got off to a good start and were setting the pace for quite a while even though we were told that is wasn’t a race to the bridge. There were time limits given for us to get to each check point but we smashed the time limits and quite a lot of us were told to slow The Brigade Headquarters and Signal Squadron lead the Brigade down as the gap between the groups soon grew to 5 hrs. through Colchester

68 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 We had a good 45 mins before the parade was due to start, but took the form of a multi-activity package including coastal treks, fresh tea and coffee was on hand to warm up the troops until the abseiling, climbing and surfing. RSM gave the nod to form up on the road. So there we all were, 700 of the Army’s finest troops waiting to march off through the Once we had settled into camp, we were put through our paces streets of Colchester. on the climbing wall. The results were mixed to say the least. The majority of the group managed to scale the wall, some 50 ft As we set off the crowds did not appear to be out in force, but high, while others, namely LCpl Barrett and Sig Ibbertson then as we got further up into the centre of town, the number of struggled to get off the ground. people who had turned out to see the parade was quite overwhelming. The cheers from the crowd were so loud it was The next days saw the group experience the various activities. difficult to hear the words of command from the RSM and the Hill walking was under the gaze of LCpl Harper and LCpl Farrell. DComd, but the troops got through the parade without fault. It was an experience that few will remember fondly. The climbing and abseiling were led by Cpl ‘Morty’ Mortimer After the parade some of the Sqn where invited into the town hall and Sig ‘Moonface’ Mulcahy. Despite our concerns of certain for a few drinks with the Bde Comd, the Mayor and a few other death, with the sea crashing beneath us, scaling Baggy Point dignitaries. We heard a warming speech from the Mayor on the proved to be a triumph. good relationship between the Bde and the town of Colchester. All in all it was a good day and every man from the Sqn were The highlight of the trip was without a doubt the surfing lesson. proud to be on parade. Everybody gave it 100% but for some it was a struggle. Sig Farigu, due to the abnormal size of his biceps, found that they 216 THE ARMY MINOR UNITS ATHLETICS CHAMPIONS 2009 react badly to sea water while LCpl Millburn was lost without his - by Sig McInnes hair straighteners. The stars of the surfing were the Northern Ireland contingent. Waves were soon being carved up and word We were in Bulford to compete in the Army Minor Unit began to spread of these “ally surfers”. Despite being asked to Championships to be held at the Tidworth Garrison athletics represent the UK at the upcoming Surf Champs the lure of track. After 2 consecutive tournament wins under our belt, the returning to the airborne fraternity was too much. After a BBQ hopes of another win were high. The 2 wins were the Morrison rustled up by Sig ‘Ramsey’ Swithenbank and Sig ‘Marco’ Cup held at Blandford and 16 Air Asslt Bde’s sports day and to Kimpton we said goodbye to North Devon and hello to our short win these trophies without a lot of training says something about journey of 7 hrs back to Colchester. the Sqn’s fitness.

On the morning of the event the lads were feeling good, ready to give it maximum effort as always, even though there was not a lot of time for us to train; nor did we have nice shiny unit tracksuits. We knew then this wasn’t going to be easy and to top it off we were then put in the same group as the APTC (nice one). However, we would hold on to our early lead until the end, with a massive gap between us and the APTC who were behind us in second place. The lads were happy about taking home another trophy to add to the Sqn’s growing collection.

The team was put together by team captain LCpl ‘Jaffa’ Abdulrehman, and comprised LCpl ‘Butters’ Barrett, LCpl Underhill, LCpl ‘Scotty’ Gemson, LCpl Conway, LCpl Farrell, LCpl ‘Sprog’ Dochety, Sig ‘3 PARA’ Parker, Sig Keighley, Sig Brand, Sig Keogh, Sig Titus and myself.

Despite the team being changed numerous times due to courses and other Sqn requirements, we overcame this to be crowned the Army Minor Units Champions.

EXERCISE DRAGON PURSUIT - by Sig Farigu

On 20 July members from the Sqn descended on Fremington Camp, North Devon for a week of adventurous training The week 216 (Para) Surf Sqn!

19 LIGHT BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (209) LISBURN

OC Maj JG Hill “Being the 2IC of the HLS, means that I safely control the RSM WO1(RSM) P Jordan personnel getting on and off the aircraft, as well as guiding the pilots in by day and night as necessary. I also rig and receive the PERSONAL EXPERIENCES OF CPL BALHARRY under-slung loads that are carried in nets under the helicopters.

Cpl Joanne Balharry is 2IC of a dedicated team working round Although it can be long hours – sometimes 20 hour days – the the clock coordinating the Helicopter Landing Site (HLS) within best bit of my job is getting people onto flights home for R&R. It the Lashkar Gah Operating Base in Southern Helmand Province, was also cool to meet the Prime Minister Gordon Brown in May. Afghanistan. She organises a small team who are responsible for I managed to get myself into every picture taken of him as I unloading and loading helicopters with front line troops, battle- escorted him from the aircraft! When there are VIP visits I am winning stores and welfare packages. She is on call 24 hours a also responsible for making sure they are met from the flight, day, 7 days a week, working in the blistering heat of the Afghan which means coordinating timings with the other bases in summer. Helmand Province.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 69 Sadly, me and my team also receive bodybags of local civilians When asked what she will do with her post tour leave, Jo says: ‘I killed, and we are then responsible for the loading of coffins onto think I will see my family and friends first, before going on a flights to be repatriated to local families. delayed honeymoon to Italy.’

The most enjoyable bit of my current role is sending mail out to the guys on the ground. As well as forwarding parcels sent by members of the public, I always try to package up other bits and pieces to send. Quite often people buy my team welfare gifts out here for assisting them with their flights, so I write a note to the troops on the ground and sent it on to the Forward Operating Bases. I know how hard it is for them because my husband is based at Patrol Base Wishtan in Sangin. We write everyday and our letters then travel by helicopter, so I understand how important mail is to people.”

Cpl Balharry deployed to Iraq in 2003 and this is her second tour of Afghanistan. She has also deployed on Ex MEDICINE MAN in Canada for 7 months to maintain the roadworthiness of the vehicles and fit the radios.

Jo and Alan Balharry were married on 23 August 2008 and have spent most of their married life so far on pre-deployment training and Op HERRICK in Afghanistan. Jo and Alan will return home to Lisburn in September.

“We managed to have our R&R together in June, but we have not seen each other since as I have been at Lashkar Gah and he has been attached to the Rifles in Sangin. I hope we will be on the same flight home. Being apart is hard, but there are always other people who are worse off. Some people’s loved ones are not coming home.” Cpl Balharry working on the HLS at Lashkar Gah 20 ARMOURED BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (200) PADERBORN

OC Maj S Whittley MEMORIES OF IRAQ FROM THE COB SUPPORT RSM WO1(RSM) CA Hook TROOP - by Sgt Dan Avery

TIGRIS TROOP MiTT MEMORIES - by Cpl ‘Danny’ Smith Op TELIC 13 was the final tour of duty in the COB for British Forces. From the moment of leaving Sennelager, to arriving with For the duration of Op TELIC 13, Tigris Tp provided RLDs for the a thud on the Basra tarmac, no-one could have anticipated the various MiTT locations around Basra City. Conditions within the onslaught that awaited. For many, the expectation was one of a Iraqi camps were cramped and very basic, and after eating ORP quiet tour, an opportunity to get massive and have a good crack. and enduring cold solar showers in December, the monthly crypto For the COB QM (T) dept it was going to be an epic journey run back to the COB became a regular treat for hot showers and through the murky world of G4. Welcome to Iraq, welcome to the some real food! The majority of Operators (and a lucky COB! Technician) had regular patrols into the City with their respective MiTT. LCpl ‘Phil’ Hill became an unexpected GMTV hero during Heading up the team, tasked with the small project of closing the a live news story when the Iraqi Army suddenly began firing at a COB down and back loading all the materiel, was QM Maj Paul suspected terrorist. Cpl ‘Dillers’ Dillerstone perhaps had the McGarry, whose fierce Celtic loyalties ensured the boys were up most fun with his MiTT after a number of ‘incidents’ and near against it from the outset. ‘McGarry’s Cheerful Chaps’ as I like to misses kept him on his toes. remember them (with rose tinted glasses perhaps), were WO2(RQMS) Steve Hook, Sgt Lee Custance, Sgt Tony Overall, the tour was very peaceful and almost free from incident Kirkham, LCpl ‘Bucks’ Buchannan, Cpl Mark Porter, LCpl Phil compared to previous TELICs. Patrols in the City allowed Thompson, Sig Dave Taylor, Sig Michael Sanderson, Sgt Leon members of Tigris Tp to see the huge changes that have taken Twigg and a crate for myself Sgt Dan Avery. The other place within Basra during this campaign, with many of the RLDs members of the team were made up of Individual Augmentees including LCpl ‘Bez’ Green and Cpl ‘Swanny’ Swan ‘patrolling’ from all 3 services, known as “The Others”. The heady mix of around town, shopping like tourists, and sampling the delights of large egos, comedians, practical jokers, cross dressers, and the the Basra high street (in between comms checks obviously!) simply strange would have made for an interesting Big Brother Time spent on the MiTTs created an ideal opportunity for series, but it worked for us. ‘Bowman virgins’ to gain valuable hands on experience with it and other comms systems like PSC 506, Blue Force Tracker and The first major challenge was analysing the accounts, including TacSat. As the sole Royal Signals representative in each remote thousands of materiel items located all over the COB and outside location, the learning curve was often steep, but immensely the wire. Jobs mounted up in quick succession until we received enjoyable. the cruellest blow, notification from the ‘Closed Stores Accounts Team’ at LAND! We were required to prepare all the accounts Finally, during the handover of the British MiTTing role to the US, going back 2 years with proof of good order. Hang on! This is the RLDs remained in location, and enjoyed the splendours of the TELIC 13, not 12, 11, 10, 9 and 8! At this point, the QM started US Marine Corps high calorie diet and welfare facilities. It was a smoking again, and a huge demand for midnight oil was placed. strange but satisfying feeling to be the last British troops in Basra city and Tigris Tp MiTT RLDs saw it right through to the last radio The G4 waves continued to roll in with the TERS process, message. preparing all the vehicles in theatre for back loading. The

70 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 success of this huge task was down to the COB Sp MT element, Beckett late PARA, took to the stage for a few moments. He headed up by WO2 ‘Daz’ Mawson, our own Sqn MTWO. The thanked the Sqn for all its efforts during a historic tour of duty Sqn LAD/Gene bay run by WO2(AQMS) Jamie Gardner also had and summarised the key events from the tour to show how much a vital part to play in ensuring all the COB’s Mechanical was achieved. The airport was handed back to the Iraqis, and the Equipments and Vehicles were operational, while Cpl Lawrence training of the Iraqi Army reached a level where they are now Harrington’s boys looked after all the generators. It took a big capable of managing their own security. The less glamorous but team effort to pull it off, but fair play the boys got it done vital task of closing down and handing back the HQ building was successfully. very well executed by the Sig Sqn, and throughout it all, good order and good humour prevailed. As the medals were Meanwhile back at puzzle palace, the QM and RQMS were presented, various Sqn members on parade were invited to share rallying the troops for the dreaded Board of Officers, which their own tour experiences, and when asked by the Brig how he involved a 100% check of every item on every account. Every had enjoyed his tour, LCpl Chris Turner replied: “It was ace to be account holder was now under the spotlight, with nowhere to run out on one of the MiTT’s, as I finally got to do some actual and nowhere to hide. The Morale-o-meter reached an all time signalling”. On the second rank, Sig ‘Batman’ Batham was low, but thankfully our Mr Morale, Sig Sanderson soon lifted asked if he was still going out with the girl whose name was spirits with his ‘Dear John’ letters and practical jokes on the QM. tattooed on his wrist: “No Sir, that’s my sister…..” After 2 exhausting weeks it was over. We had pain, we had drama, we even saw cheque books out, but thanks to the hard The medals presented, we fell out to the bar and BBQ area, work of everyone involved a significant sum was clawed back for where sandbags got pulled up, lanterns were swung, and the the ‘Great British Taxpayer’. inevitable war stories got told. Once the mobile bar had been drunk dry and the BBQ devoured, the party moved up to the Sqn A short pause for breath and it was time for Div element to pack bar proper for a few sociable drinks, and some serious face- up and go home. The front counter took a battering with timing from Cpl ‘Damo’ Legg and Cpl Craig Jinks! hundreds of people streaming out of theatre, bringing back all their ‘body dramas’ and kit and merrily dumping them on the A special mention must go to SSgt Shaun Fielding who front desk. In the background the 10th US Mountain Division organised the whole day, but could not attend having dropped a were taking over the COB, which led to mass migration of huge television (…or was it an iPod Shuffle?) on his foot and grumbling soldiers between accommodation blocks. Even breaking several bones! the Americans needed COB Support as they bought the majority of the welfare equipment – another saving for the Taxpayer!

Our final test came with the extraction of our Bde, and the closure of the COB to British Forces. Manic would describe the pace of life well, as the COB burst with activity, people leaving, people arriving, and a constant stream of equipment flowing through the dept for backloading. If that wasn’t enough, the ‘Closed Stores Accounts Team’, now formally designated the ‘Tw*ts!’ were now embedded and rifling through the accounts creating obstacles. Units started to leave, and suddenly everything and everyone had to be processed through COB Support to get out of theatre. Would we ever get to go home ourselves?! The proud medal recipients COB support had one last big push to ensure that we all left on time, and more importantly in good order. The SQMS dept BAVARIAN NIGHT - by Cpl Ash Kirkbride headed up by SSgt ‘Jase’ Woosnam and his team of Sgt ‘Ghandi’ Rutherford, LCpl ‘Princess’ Lear, Sig 20 Armd Bde HQ & Sig Sqn celebrated our recent return from Op and Sig ‘Luke’ Pieniak had the onerous job of closing the HQ TELIC in style with a Bavarian themed party extravaganza. The building (known as the Hotel) down, which was by no means an highly appropriate venue was the Paderborn Schutzenhalle, easy job as the vast amount of equipment, stores, furniture, IT which also happened to be hosting a traditional German Oompah and even carpets had to be stripped out, accounted for, and back band. They treated us to a few impromptu numbers, and we loaded. They all worked extremely hard to get it done ready for reciprocated with some enthusiastic dancing from the crowd of the historic handover of the building to the Iraqi authorities. mostly scantily dressed men in Bavarian costumes...the party Every dept worked together and did their bit, enabling a mood was quickly established! successful closure for all in COB Support. In Summary it was a very challenging but highly rewarding op tour, which Sp Tp was certainly at the heart of!

MEDALS PARADE 1 JULY 2009 - by Cpl Iain Gadsdon

The finishing touches made to the bar and BBQ area, a final sweep of the parade square and one last drill rehearsal, and we were ready. With kit pressed, boots polished and a spring in their step, the 69 Iraq Medal recipients looked smart as carrots as they waited to march on. Family and friends watching off to the flanks were basking in the blazing sun, whilst those on parade started to have sweat run into their eyes.

WO1(RSM) Chay Hook boomed out the words of command and the parade finally marched on to the square. In perfect time they halted and were brought into the open order. The OC, Maj Andy Coulston then asked Comd 20 Armd Bde if he would be so kind Sig Lotfi to Sig Milson “I can’t believe you’ve come in the same as to present the medals. Fortunately he obliged and Brig TA dress as me!”

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 71 There were lederhosen galore, and everyone who attended OC, Maj Andy Coulston. The day started with a BBQ and then donned the traditional Bavarian dress, although; there were a few straight into the 7-a-side football, where all 4 of the Sqn’s Tps – scary looking creatures, as a number of the men opted for the SHQ, Sp Tp, and the newly named Tigris and Euphrates Tps took more ‘feminine’ look, wigs and all. part.

The party started with everyone being split into the two “villages” The competition was run on a league basis with each Tp playing of Upper-Munchhausen led by LCpl ‘Tommo’ Thomas, and all others. Having won both of their previous 2 games, Tigris and Lower-Munchhausen led by Cpl Drew Connor. Competition was SHQ met in the final to decide the overall winner. The heavens fierce between the villages and games throughout the night opened and the game commenced. Competition was fierce, and including axe chopping nail hammering, ring throwing and appeals to the referee became more frequent, but no goal. The yodelling to determine the winning village, kept us all entertained. deadlock was broken by a brilliant shot by the OC from 25 yards which left the Tigris goalkeeper, Sig Tony Smith stranded. Tigris In a test of strength, LCpl ‘Chewy’ Howell and Sgt Steve did have their chance to at least level the game with several shots Hudspeth battled hard in a competition which was harder than on goal, but somehow SHQ clung on until the final whistle, and they had anticipated. Rather than drink the beer, the men had to the trophy was theirs. Tigris Tp came a respectable 2nd, followed hold 2 steins of beer with their arms stretched out for the longest by Support Tp and the wooden spoon for Euphrates Tp. time. In the end LCpl Howell was the last man standing.

By the end of the competition, Upper-Munchhausen had claimed the title and the MRS had claimed its first casualties. LCpl Jenna Williams fell off a beam during a pillow fight, and later Sig ‘Lofty’ Lotfi very nearly lost a thumb whilst holding a nail for his less than sober mate to hammer in. All in all it was an excellent evening, organised by SSgt Chris Moore and his team, and a fitting way for the Sqn to get together and relax after a busy few months.

LADIES DINNER NIGHT - by Cpl Chris Swan

On 17 July 2009, the Sqn held a dinner night to say farewell to a number of Sqn personalities including the OC, Maj Andy Coulston, 2IC, Capt Laura Smth, WO2(FofS) Gordon Tibbetts, Chief Clerk, SSgt Mark Wright AGC and Sqn Chef Sgt Tony Kirkham RLC. It was the first time the Sqn had held a Mess Dress function for nearly 2 years, and a great opportunity to celebrate with wives and partners following the Sqn’s recent return from Op TELIC. All smiles until the match started… Following several photographs outside and some tasty champagne generously given (or was it fined?) by the Sqn The spirit of the day was enjoyed by all, and the referee Cpl Officers, we were called to the table by the PMC, SSgt Chris Craig Jinks kept tight control over proceedings as on occasion Moore and a piper for a grace given by Mr Vice, Sgt Steve Tp pride showed a definite lack of respect for the rules. Hudspeth. The Sqn bar was opened afterwards and the OC presented the The food was excellent throughout the evening and included quail trophy and medals to himself and the rest of SHQ! The evening pate, pineapple and chilli cocktail, best end of lamb and was punctuated by a few leaving speeches and presentations, chocolate surprise – if I told you it wouldn’t be a surprise – both to the Sqn from those posted out, and from the lads to the followed by cheese and biscuits for those who could still move. leavers. Sgt Helen Goodall RLC and her team cooked up a great As the evening went on and the alcohol flowed, the speeches of curry, and as the OC slipped off into the night, another chapter in those leaving became a little more colourful, but invariably the OC the life of 200 Sig Sqn begins after summer leave with the arrival had managed to find some ‘dirt’ on each one of them which was the new OC, Maj Stuart Whittley. Good luck to both parties! highly amusing. Sadly, dirt on Maj Coulston was scarce to come by and he got away very lightly!

After an excellent demonstration of piping skills, a comfort break was more than welcome before we launched into the next round of leaving speeches, this time for Capt Smith and WO2(FofS) Tibbetts. After several hours, the port was delivered onto the tables and the RSM(WO1) Chay Hook led the toasts. He also welcomed ASgt Chris Brown, ASgt Amie Burt and ASgt Chris Swan into the Mess for the first time as they had all been successful on the recent Cpl to Sgt Board.

As the top table retired to the bar, Sgt Hudspeth was called to entertain the Mess and shortly afterwards we were all wearing hastily constructed hats from table decorations. WO2(YofS) Nick Hill was pronounced the winner with his partner in creativity, the QM’s better half Mrs McGarry. A great night was had by everyone present, and despite a busy year ahead we look forward to another memorable night in the Mess.

OC’s FAREWELL FOOTBALL COMPETITION - by Cpl Craig Jinks

On 24 July 09, the Sqn got together for an afternoon of social A victorious Foreman of Signals and Maj Coulston on his final day and sporting enjoyment, to mark the final day of command for the as OC Squadron

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GLOBAL OPERATIONS & SECURITY CONTROL CENTRE

AHd Service Operations Capt CG Parsons RN After the meal, the presentations were made by Mr Brian Waites, SO1 Service Operations Lt Col DI Whimpenny Ryder Cup 1983, followed by an after dinner speech. Lt Col David Whimpenny was lucky enough to get a mention regarding CHARITY GOLF COMPETITION – 3 JUNE 2009 flora and fauna! The evening then culminated in the charity - by WO2(YofS) Clarke Fatchett auction hosted by professional auctioneer Mr Richard Edmonds. Among the 26 lots there was a signed football by Wayne On 3 June 2009, a charity golf competition was held at Rooney, tickets for the Theatre Royal in Bath, meals out, signed Cumberwell Park Golf Course, Bradford on Avon. The aim was to photographs by the rich and famous and various golf days to raise money for ‘Help for Heroes’ (H4H) and The Royal British name a few. Richard really got the crowds going with some Legion (RBL). The reason behind the choices of charities was frenzied bidding taking place. It nearly went horribly wrong for that H4H is very much in the news and relatively speaking is a him when Emma, his girlfriend started to bid with his wallet! As new charity whereas RBL is around for the long haul. you can imagine this somewhat dampened his enthusiasm if only for a moment! Thanks to his efforts the auction alone raised The main organisers were WO2(YofS) Clarke Fatchett, £1503. SSgt(YofS) Paul Hampson and FS Dave Longley. The format for the day was a bacon roll with tea and coffee on arrival, 18 The cheques were presented to H4H and RBL representatives on holes of golf on the salubrious Yellow and Blue courses at Saturday 27 June at the Armed Forces Day held at the Officers Cumberwell, a 3 course meal and the culmination, a charity Mess, Basil Hill Site, Corsham. Including a donation from the auction. The competition was attended by 60 players, with the Corsham charities, they totalled £3296.79. As H4H merchandise bar open during the whole proceedings. Prizes were available for is still being sold, the grand total is expected to exceed £4000 so the winning team (kindly donated by RA Cornford, a local a big thank you to all those who donated! Corsham jeweller, with other prizes for the longest drive, nearest the pin and 2 mystery holes which were gold medals donated by RBL.

On the day the weather could not have been better. Glorious sun with a pleasant breeze – perfect golfing conditions. Due to the numbers attending, it was a 2 tee start. The day was well run with the staff at Cumberwell always on hand, ensuring the proceedings went smoothly. We had a photographer, Mr Robin Clark (a DII project assurance manager – so blame him) who volunteered his services as a keen amateur photographer. Cumberwell kindly loaned him a golf buggy, so we could move about the golf course taking photographs of the participants. At times his cam and concealment could have been better but not bad for a civvie! He was supported by Sgt Pete Connell and his side kick Cpl ‘Vince’ Brooke-Vincent, who ensured the photographs were published and displayed in the Spikes Bar for all to see. The final cheques for the RBL and ‘Help for Heroes’

JOINT COMMUNICATIONS UNIT (FALKLAND ISLAND)

OC Maj Ben Howarth Arriving at Mount Pleasant Airfield the first thing that I noticed USM WO2(USM) K Young was just how barren the Islands are and how unlike any other landscape I had seen. Shortly after, I was to learn that the A WORLD OF OPPORTUNITIES IN THE SOUTH ATLANTIC incessant wind is the overriding impression of the Falkland - by Capt Gareth Davies Islands. The smiling face of my predecessor was there to greet me and begin my whistle stop tour of the facilities at the Mount It was springtime in North West Germany when the opportunity Pleasant Complex (MPC). The famous corridor was our base for arose for me deploy to the Falkland Islands for a 6 month tour most of this and it is as long as everyone says! Although there working within DES ISS ISD-SAI. Following some thought, and were countless people to meet and places to visit and become asking others about their thoughts, I quickly realised that I should acquainted with, slowly I began to learn my way around and learn go with my immediate reaction and get on with it. It was a tight what my role within DES ISS ISD-SAI entailed. Therein lies the time scale and made worse as I was due to attend a course in next stage of my journey, learning the different comms platforms the UK immediately before moving South. Following some swift and networks that exist here. On top of that, all of the phone calls and emails, I was in a position to move. So following personalities that work tirelessly to manage, maintain and operate the course, I headed for RAF Brize Norton for the 8000 mile, 18 them. To say it was daunting and a steep learning curve would hr journey to my new home, well for 6 months anyway. Feeling a certainly be an understatement. It was however the opportunities mixture of intrigue, excitement and a little trepidation, I boarded outside of my working responsibilities that were the most the plane wondering what lay ahead. spectacular.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 73 I arrived in the Falkland Islands just before the main anniversary events were due, and as one of my secondary tasks here is the guiding of the Battle for Mount Tumbledown, I quickly read up on the history of the Falklands War which took place when I was just 1 year old. The conditions survived by soldiers who fought here still astound me. Since I have arrived I have now climbed Mount Tumbledown on 4 occasions and have been fortunate enough to accompany a veteran of the battle on the tour and to learn of his experiences of the night he assaulted the objective. Having been here a couple of weeks, I had just about got to grips with who was who and what was what in work and had realised that these islands offered unparalleled opportunities for seeing nature. I therefore turned my attention towards getting myself out and about in order to see what I could. Penguins were top of my list and it was neither a long wait nor disappointing when I got to see my first colony. Since then I have seen further penguins as well as Sea Lions, Elephant Seals, Cara Cara Birds, Seals, Dolphins and the Upland Geese that occupy everywhere!

This has been a fantastic introduction to the Islands and one which I hope to build on and I certainly have some experiences that I will take away with me, when it is time to leave. The opportunities here are second to none. Both professionally with the diverse range of systems and networks in situ and of the course the ‘joint’ nature of working here, but also the opportunity to see, do and experience things that without venturing down here would not be available to you. Bertha’s Beach June 2009

DE&S - CYPRUS COMMUNICATIONS UNIT

OC Maj M McCorry we decided to spend our hard-earned time off there. On arrival USM WO2 N Elliot everyone was hesitant, as it looked like the scruffiest place on earth (or Hull, as Sig Mark Billingsley put it!) Although once we LAKE TAHOE CHALLENGE EXPEDITION - by Cpl Thompson looked around, we found it was intentionally set up as an old fashioned Wild West type of town, saloons and all. Here we also On 2 June 2009, 11 of CCU’s elite set off on an arduous 2 week discovered a new pub game, Horseshoes! The aim of the game trekking expedition in and California, USA. The group is to throw a big metal horseshoe around a pole embedded in the consisted of 5 Army and 6 RAF. Flt Sgt Steve Wootton and I ground 20m away. Brilliant! Not everyone got the hang of it were the 2 Mountain Leaders (MLs) for the trip. though. If by chance it becomes an Olympic sport, Cpl Leroy Cunningham RAF need not wait by the phone. While setting the The expedition wasn’t short of volunteers once they realised we world to rights in one of the saloons, it was decided that a new would be flying in and out of Las Vegas, funny thing that! The challenge would be welcomed. Flt Sgt Wootton recommended incredibly long journey began at Episkopi, at 1700hrs. Travelling Yosemite National Park. by bus, plane and 7 seater cars, we went via Akrotiri, Larnaca Airport, London Gatwick, Philadelphia Airport, Chicago Airport, Las Vegas Airport and then finally by road to KOA Campsite, South Lake Tahoe. Then after our 41 hr journey, we pitched our tents in the pitch black. By this point peoples’ visions of a 2 week holiday of gambling and exotic dancers had long since evaporated.

We were up at around 0630hrs most mornings to shower, shave and prepare the day’s pack lunches and then move on to each location. Whilst in the Tahoe area, we completed various walks each differing in length, intensity and altitude. Echo Lake, Armstrong Pass, Rubicon Trail and Mt Tallac were some of the walks we embarked on, all of which are in the South Tahoe region, varying from 10 to 20 miles. All had fantastic views, in particular Mt Tallac which is probably the most recognizable of the Tahoe Area peaks, with its distinctive “cross” of snow rising directly above the southwest corner of Lake Tahoe. Whilst Mt Tallac is neither the highest peak at 9,735ft (2,967m) or the On the way to the summit of Half Dome - a nice change from hardest to summit, it served up enough adventure to satisfy sunny Cyprus everyone, possibly too much for some, who I will not mention. With snow on the ground, sticking to the tracks became difficult Once pitched at our 2nd campsite just outside Yosemite National before we reached half way. On top of that, the weather really Park, we decided on our next few walks. They were: Lower and came in quickly at times with fog, rain and sleet for the first few Upper Yosemite Falls, then the daunting Half Dome which stands days. at 8,836 ft (2,693 m) and dominates the park. All walks here were extremely steep, with not too many flats or downs the entire After about a week there were plenty of sore muscles, rattling time. Towards the peaks of the walks there were some dodgy joints and bruised egos for the majority of the group and a day of looking handrails. In fact, at the top of the Half Dome there is a rest was welcomed by all. With Virginia City only 30 mins away ramshackle old rope ladder that you have to pull yourself up to

74 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 reach the peak. Although we were assured by a local that it was thoroughly enjoyed carrying you out of the bar on your leaving ‘perfectly safe’, no one had died since 2007 and there had only do! As the closing down of the Tp comes closer, we are starting ever been 4 fatalities! On reaching the peak it started to hail and to look back at the days of old and what good times and hard the very top wasn’t visible. Three of the group, Cpl Davie Jones, work this post has presented. The people of the future will miss SAC Ando Anderson and I decided that as we had trudged all out on what is truly a great tour. the way up to this point, we would make the final 425ft climb whatever the weather. With hindsight, this was very dangerous. DHEKELIA TROOP - by Sig Phillips

With all the walking finished, we headed for Las Vegas. Tp OC Capt M Tremelling Unfortunately the flight was still 36 hrs away, so we filled our time Tp SSgt SSgt G Fisher by playing chess and drinking soft drinks in our rooms. Dhekelia Tp has had a busy time of late. Project Welchman has Huge thanks goes to Flt Sgt Steve Wooton who thought up the been the main effort of the line sect: pulling in and terminating idea and then put in most of the work to make sure it went fibre throughout the garrison. Dhekelia Network Administration ahead. From all the lads, Cheers Steve. Team has also been busy with the rollout of Disknet. SSgt Fisher and Cpl Foster have been away and successfully AKROTIRI TROOP - by Sig Hopkins completed their TPMA course. SSgt Fisher has excelled himself even further and gone on to pass his Prince 2 Foundation and Tp OC Capt D Watson later, to his surprise, he found that he also passed his Prince 2 Tp SSgt SSgt Cooper Practitioner part of the course. Congratulations.

Not that much to say this month for Akrotiri Tp, mainly parties There’s also been a lot of adventure training going on within the and adventure training, oh yeah and work. Tp. Sgt Sankey undertook a weeks Rock Climbing Proficiency course. LCpl Watt completed her Competent Crew sailing First to leave was SSgt Cooper, who left us on 1 July for 16 Sig course, Sig Van Zyl has completed his BASC Ocean Diver and is Regt in Germany. To see him off, we organised a day at the now looking to progress further with this and Sgt Poole is doing beach with the usual BBQ and drinks and we also had inflatable just that having completed the BSAC Sports Diver. rides going off in the water. SSgt Cooper’s leaving gift from the Tp was an ornamental axe; a slightly random leaving gift but he’s Sig Downy flew back to the UK for 2 weeks to work in his local into that sort of thing. Towards the end of the month we lost our careers office in Sunderland as a Satisfied Soldier. Sig Downy second man, LCpl White, who also left for Germany and has believes his time in the career’s office was very beneficial to gone to 7 Sig Regt. To see him off we had a day at the Akrotiri potential new recruits as he was able to share his experience with go-karts and a meal at Aphrodite’s Steak House in Akrotiri. them. Final party preps for the month were for LCpl Reeve who had his stag party in Paphos on 31 July. The Tp would like to congratulate LCpl Matthews and his wife on the arrival of their baby boy Lucas. We wish them all the best. In the middle of the month came adventure training time for 2 of We would also like to welcome Cpl Gaz Watson, who has been the Tp. Sig Hopkins and Sig Peters attended a 2 week Basic working with us whilst his postings and vetting are sorted. Last Freefall Parachuting Course at CJSATC, Dhekelia. After only 2 but not least we have to say goodbye to LCpl Danby who has days and without completing one jump, Sig Peters pulled himself now left us and moved on to 10 Sig Regt. Good luck, we all hope off the course like a big girls blouse because he couldn’t handle you enjoy it. it. Sig Hopkins went on to complete the course and made it to a 15 sec freefall. Believe it or not, we do not just BBQ and do OLYMPUS MARATHON PLUS - by Cpl Mousley adventure training here in Cyprus; we actually do some work as well. It’s been mainly Project Welchman cable installations and On 20 June 2009, Cpl Al Mousley of Akrotiri Tp, took on the keeping on top of the faults stack for this month. challenge of marching up Mt Olympus, Cyprus’ highest point, from Episkopi Garrison carrying a 40lb bergen. This bet had been EPISKOPI TROOP - by Sig Stainhouse made with his Tp SSgt in the cooler month of March! Cpl Mousley took on the challenge of a 29.2 mile tab up the 6400ft Tp OC Capt M Tremelling mountain in the Cyprus summer heat to raise money for two Tp SSgt SSgt I Farrow charities: ‘Help for Heroes’ and Manchester Children’s Burns Camp. Once again it has been a productive period for Episkopi Tp on both the work and social fronts. When we are not busy pulling Cpl Mousley started the event at 0410hrs, in order to get as cable for Project Welchman, we have been busy sunning our much mileage done as possible before sunrise, with the challenge selves at Lemmings beach! Even though our work load has gone to beat 8hrs! The Tp OC, Capt Dave Watson, arrived at the up, our man power is still slowly dropping with the draw down of starting line with the official stop watch to adjudicate the CCU. Over the past few months we have been unlucky enough challenge before dashing back to work with his duvet still on. to lose Capt ‘Dusty’ Miller and Sgt Mark Vinten. On the up The safety vehicle was driven by Sgt Dino Simpson side, the Tp has been lucky enough to have gained Cpl ‘Johno’ accompanied by SSgt Cooper, who occasionally gave words of Johnson, LCpl Buley and of course a new Tp Comd in Capt encouragement. The event was captured on BFBS Radio Tremelling. Cyprus. The breakfast show called up live on air several times for an update from the out of breath Cpl Mousley. To say goodbye to our departing Tp members, the Tp have taken part in some interesting leaving functions. Firstly Sig Daisy At the start of the trek, he set off at a rapid pace arriving at the 18 ‘Doug’ Dougherty organised a Mario themed go-karting day mile point some 3600ft above sea level (the height of Mt which led to an eventful evening in Paphos. LCpl ‘Del Boy’ Snowdon) in just 3hrs 20 mins. Here he met the OC, Maj Hamilton organised a day at a local water park, which again McCorry and WO2(USM) Elliot. After a quick top up of tanning ended in Paphos. The night ended with a few over excited people lotion now that the sun was in full force, he embarked on the last being sent to bed early. All in all, a great time was enjoyed by all. third of the route. This third proved to be more challenging, as the Thanks again to LCpl Hamilton for organising such a memorable climb was at times severe and the heat climbed into the 30s. evening However, Cpl Mousley still managed to complete the 29.2 miles . uphill in an official time of just 7hrs 5 mins 43 secs – a fantastic Good luck from the Tp to SSgt Lougher who is leaving the achievement even for an ex-216 warrior! Congratulations to Cpl Forces after a full and illustrious skiing career in the Army. You Mousley and the guys and girls from CCU and from Akrotiri Tp in were a true Tele Mech to the day you left. We must admit that we particular, who managed to raise £3000 from this event!

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CO Lt Col Dooley the ride with only slightly less blood and skin than they started RSM WO1(RSM) Walledge with. Well done to everyone who took part. A final word of thanks from all of the riders to the 2 support drivers LCpl Legs MOUNTAIN TO SEA 2009 Chappell and SAC Dave Thompson without whom the whole day would have been so much harder – if that was at all On Sunday 17 May 2009, 10 personnel from JSSU (Cyp) took possible. part in the 7th annual Mountain to Sea charity mountain bike challenge. The challenge being to ride from Troodos Station to A SUMMER FESTIVAL AT THE MERCURY THEATRE CLUB Pissouri Jetty, a distance of approximately 55km, over forest tracks, gravel roads, through a river and as much uphill as there The Mercury Theatre Group (MTG) unveiled their summer festival was downhill, eventually finishing with a nice cooling dip in the last week with 2 plays that provided laughter and entertainment Med. for the audiences that packed the house on both nights.

The day started nice and early up at Troodos Station with a full The first play on stage was ‘Murder Play’, a one act play directed English in the Snug Restaurant. Following the calorie filled by James Rogers, making his debut in the director’s chair. breakfast, we made our way down to the parade square to Essentially it was based around 2 couples, a homosexual and a register and prep the bikes for the punishment they were about to heterosexual couple and centred on a conspiracy where Jane endure. We split ourselves down into 2 teams, JSSU A and Valentine, a slightly unhinged lady played by Lucy Rogers JSSU B. The A team consisted of CPO Nobby Clark, Sgt Sean devises a murderous plot to kill her husband David played by Clark, Cpl Ricky Lafford, Cpl Kirk Donaldson and SAC Taff SAC Rich Kelly, a man she has tolerated since their marriage in Williams. The B team was made up of personnel from 504 Sqn her late teens. A very complicated plot and with a final RAuxAF, who had been given an introduction to mountain biking unexpected twist, the actors kept on their toes with the previous week by Sean and Taff. The team comprised Cpl some very devious scheming. With Cpl Rick Lawson playing Ryan Booth, Cpl Carol Foutain, Cpl Dick Jordan, SAC Rob the part of Peter Bottomsworth and CPO (CT) Brian Gill as Robin Filby and SAC Shimul Haider. Upman, Peter’s partner, the casting was excellent with the characters keeping the audience in stitches with the satirical Once we had registered and prepped our bikes, it was time to humour this type of play can offer. line up for the off. Teams set off at 1 min intervals and at 0940hrs, JSSU A set off with a target time of 4 hrs in mind. All The second play was ‘Habeus Corpus’, a 2 act comedy play set was going to plan having passed 2 teams by the 3rd km. Just as in the late 1960s. A large project comprising 11 actors and a we prepared to start the long descent to Platres, Sean Clark with huge support team working tirelessly behind the scenes, the his puncture proof tyres was the first to get a flat. The repair cost play required the expertise of SAC Jeanette Kendall in part as us about 20 mins and saw a number of teams pass us, including artistic director and CPO (CT) Gary Booth as the technical a grinning B team who were intent on beating us to the finish. director. Once back on the bikes we set off to make up the time we had lost. It wasn’t long before we caught the B team up, just in time ‘Habeus Corpus’ is a play set in the 1960s that highlights the to witness Shimul make like a superhero and fly over the handle sexual excesses of the middle classes. It was set at the bars in spectacular fashion after misjudging her speed into tight residence of Arthur Wicksteed played by Flt Lt Ben Sharp. corner. Shimul was patched up by the event medical staff and Arthur is a doctor in Brighton’s Hove and bored with his marriage continued on her way – with a little more caution. and in particular his wife, he tries his best to spice up life, often at the expense of his patients. His wife Muriel played by Vanessa Once through Platres, the route went off road again over a series Chapman is not only bored with her marriage but frustrated with of steep climbs and even steeper descents. The A team made the lack of passion in her life and her wandering eye soon sees up a few more positions over this stage arriving at the first herself getting the attention she craves. The play introduced the checkpoint (CP) with only a handful of teams in front of them. audience to their family and the sardonic circus for whom the Following a long gravel road section, the A team made it to CP 2 determination to put sex and their women’s needs before before midday. The B team had a less eventful 2nd leg and they everything else is their one passion in life. all made it to the CP with no further injuries. The final leg of the ride was probably the most demanding. The route passed What the audience was treated to was a farcical comedy packed through a valley which required the bikes to be carried over some full of stereotypical characters, such as Canon Throbbing, the unrideable terrain. It was at this point the A team suffered Parish Vicar, played by the ever comical SAC Rich Kelly, puncture number two. This time it was Ricky with the flat. When desperate to become acquainted with parish spinster Constance, we set off again we had about 15km left to ride, but with Arthur’s sister. Add to this the characters of Felicity Rumpers, temperatures in the mid to high thirties the heat was beginning to played by April Edwards, a young lady who will stop at nothing take its toll. Following a fast technical rocky descent on which to get herself out of trouble and her mother Lady Delia Rumpers, Kirk demonstrated the ‘hang on for dear life’ style of riding we then you have a recipe for pure ironic comedy, sexual encounters had to cross one of the few flowing rivers in Cyprus before and above all a play that kept the audience glued to their seats. starting what was probably the steepest and longest climb of the ride. Once at the top, there was about 10km left to ride on gravel In amongst a very strong cast were some powerful debut roads before the dash to the sea to finish. The A team’s finish appearances by Jamie Percival, Flt Lt Ben Sharp and Babs time was 3 hrs 55 mins, just breaking our 4 hr target. The B team Wilson, slotting in easily with the more experienced actors on suffered a few more punctures on the final leg eventually finishing stage. A phenomenal amount of work has gone into producing in 7 hrs 4 mins. this year’s summer festival and with the crew taking part in almost daily rehearsals and set building during the final week, it The fastest overall team was CJSATC with a winning time of 2 hrs certainly paid off when the curtains went back to reveal some 54 mins, the second fastest time was UNRAT with 3 hrs 15 mins stunning sets and excellent acting. and the third place team was timed at 3 hrs 25 mins. Without the punctures 3rd place had been a possibility for the A team – All in all a very enjoyable time was had by everyone and we look maybe next year. The main thing is that both teams finished forward to the Panto in the upcoming months.

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CO Lt Col DJM Bizley VISIT OF DIRECTOR NATO CIS SERVICES AGENCY – LT GEN RSM CWO D MacIsaac R CANADIAN SIGNALS HERRMANN DEU AF

1st NATO Sig Bn has entered a period of great change in the last On 28 July 09, Lt Gen Herrmann, Director NCSA, visited the Bn few months. NATO’s establishment review will change the size in Maastricht. The Bn sits within NCSA as one of 2 deployable and structure of the Bn significantly, enabling it to better meet its Bns that provide all of NATO’s Deployable CIS (DCIS) capability future op commitments and confirmation has now been received on ops and in support of exs. Having recently taking command for the Bn’s move to Wesel, Germany. This is scheduled to take of the Agency, Lt Gen Herrmann was conducting a tour of his place in Summer/Autumn 2010. assets and came to Maastricht to get a view on current commitments and issues. Commitments remain many and varied, both operationally and supporting the NATO ex plot. As this goes to press 628 Sig Tp is The Director received briefings on the planned move to Wesel in handing over in Kandahar to one of our German sub-units and 2010 amongst other things before receiving an equipment the DAMA Satcom conversion and training team have just demonstration. This included the new ISAF-specific DCIS returned from their 3rd ISAF deployment in 15 months. The Bn equipment which has already arrived in RC(S) and the latest man- has also completed exs in Germany, Sweden, Finland and portable Recce Team DCIS packages, maintained on high as well as supporting a NATO CIS expansion in Hungary. Some readiness for support to NRF deployment worldwide. have been lucky enough to clock up some air miles whilst others have endured some long road trips.

There has also been a significant turnover in key personnel over the recent months. AWO2(YofS) Inglis left on promotion to substantive rank to work in the ECM Tp in TF Helmand, AWO2 Munro and SSgt Gleadall have moved onto 7 Sig Regt, SSgt Munslow has taken up a post with the Army Recruitment Team in Aldershot and SSgt(FofS) Paterson was posted to 1 Armd Div HQ & Sig Regt. In addition to wishing them all well in their new posts, we offer our congratulations to both SSgt Paterson and Amanda on the birth of their baby son, Tom. Others recently left include Cpl Beasley to ATR (Pirbright), Cpl Fernie to 11 Sig Regt and Cpl Robinson and Cpl Peters to their Class1 Course in Blandford.

As such we have a great deal of hellos to match the departures. WO2(YofS) Coope moves into the Bn Ops Office, WO2 Ellis arrives in the Bn S4 and WO2 Powell takes over as CSM of M&S Coy. SSgt(FofS) MacDonald comes straight from his Foreman’s Lt Gen Herrmann getting a demonstration of the ISAF Mobile CIS Course and into S6, whilst SSgt Dunlop takes over as HQ Pl Det from the CO and OC DEU DCM A SSgt. We also extend warm welcomes to Sgt Davis, Cpl Braines, Cpl Fu, Cpl Jones and LCpl Talling. The Director was then hosted for an all-ranks function in the Anchor Inn where he presented an award to OR-8 Waldach Being an international unit means there have also been many Polish Army, as well a Certificate of Commendation and the others who have said goodbye or been welcomed in this period LS&GC Medal to SSgt Gleadall. He subsequently presented but there is one of note that must be mentioned. CWO Greg SSgt Gleadall’s wife Kelly with the traditional bouquet of flowers. Power Canadian Army received his commission and became The bar was then declared open by the Director and it would be Capt Power on 30 June 09 after 37 years service in the ranks. fair to say it took a strong performance from the ADC to persuade He has been posted back to Canada where he takes a staff Lt Gen Herrmann to leave that evening. officer posting. He has been a key figure for all Bn personnel over the last 3 years, we wish him well in his new commissioned MAINTENANCE AND SUPPORT COMPANY career and we welcome CWO MacIsaac Canadian Army who takes over as the RSM. OC Commandant G Eerdekens Belgian Army CSM WO2(CSM) A Powell

SATCOM LIAISON TEAM ISAF DEPLOYMENT 2009

Once again the Bn Satcom Liaison Team has had a busy year. Since February the team has been stood to, ready to support the ongoing task of DAMA implementation within ISAF and its Regional Commands (RCs). The team’s mission this time was to install, test and instruct in the use of the Harris 117F radios fitted in the new Vehicle ‘On The Move’ (OTM) mounted role. The team comprised of 6 UK Royal Signals personnel, and 1 Danish Signals counterpart. Pre-deployment training and preparation began in February 2009, consisting of an in-depth and detailed military training package to allow the team to work with various nations on the ground in ISAF. This was followed by ECM training and testing located in the UK, with final testing and conformation of the OTM kits that would be used while in theatre. The team was Capt Greg Power is promoted by his wife Liz joined by a NATO civilian advisor from SHAPE, Mr Joe Murray.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 77 The team already had a wealth of knowledge as 4 of its members the use of them or the 117F radio. This was achieved within a 10 had been involved in the 2008 mission to ISAF, a 6 month tour to day period, leading to praise from HQ ISAF CJ6. implement the DAMA comms system to all NATO users throughout all regions. SSgt Mick Lawrence, LCpls Kris Fairnie, With all tasks completed, the teams extracted back from various Tom Harrison and Mof Hanson Danish Signals were joined by FOBs and RCs back to KAF. However even there until the day of the new team members of Sgt Chris Chapman and LCpls Pete departure from ISAF, they still continued to carry out more Carlin and Chris Macdonald. training, as well as converting some final nets back to DAMA from Dedicated Satcom. In the past 16 months the team has spent 9 of them in ISAF, during major ops in the summer months, and 4 months conducting pre-training and continuation training to keep their skills ready for deployment to Afghanistan at any time. With possible further deployments and training packages to be carried out, the future for the Satcom Liaison team looks a busy one, especially for 2010.

628 SIGNAL TROOP

OC Capt G Oosterveen 2IC WO2(FofS) K Waring

628 SIGNAL TROOP – KANDAHAR SIGNALS SUPPORT GROUP - by Sgt R Lyon

The last 3 months have seen 628 Sig Tp deployed to Afghanistan in the role of Kandahar Signals Support Group (KSSG) in support of COMKAF and elements of Regional Command (South) (RC(S)). During the tour they have been faced with many challenges, The Satcom Liaison Team about to deploy out on the ground ranging from complex comms problems to difficult customers, but throughout have maintained a professional attitude that has The team deployed in early June, arriving in KAF just as the seen them succeed. temperature and the tempo of ops were increasing in the region. After a short spell at KAF the team split down into 3 teams. SSgt There have been numerous opportunities for tour photos and Mick Lawrence along with LCpls Macdonald and Hanson these have been taken at almost every opportunity. Sig Smith departed for RC (Central). Basing themselves in HQ ISAF they played a key role in organising the first photo taken at the RAF set to work installing, instructing and testing the OTM equipments Harrier det. He also managed to acquire some end of season to various units and nations. These included various SF units, stock from a sports company in the UK, which has resulted in an HUMINT, Counter IED teams and Operational Mentor Liaison unofficial Weymouth FC supporters club being founded in Teams (OMLTs). Once they had finished in the Kabul region the Kandahar. team deployed to RC (North) to carry out the same ops for the German Task Force and Norwegian OMLT units deployed in Maimana and Mazar-E-Sharif.

At the same time Sgt Chris Chapman and LCpl Tom Harrison deployed to Herat in RC (West). Their mission was similar to the team in RC(C), installing and instructing on the OTM equipment. They worked closely with the Italian and Spanish units who made up the most of the ISAF forces there, including more OMLTs, Task Force troops and HUMINT teams.

The 3rd team of civilian consultant Mr Joe Murray, LCpl Kris Fairnie and LCpl Pete Carlin remained at KAF, initially to begin installation, testing and training for UK and Canadian forces from the BG South (The Black Watch) and TF Kandahar. The teams did not take long to achieve their aim and within 3 weeks had successfully installed all OTM kits, trained the personnel who would be using the equipment, and carried out vital testing of NATO Satellite channels and the effects of ECM on the equipment. Returning to Kandahar, SSgt Mick Lawrence took Unofficial Weymouth FC supporters club a team to Bastion where he and his team set about their task in It is not only members of 628 Sig Tp stationed in Kandahar who supporting the UK CIED teams, RA dets and finally the OMLTs have been taking photo opportunities. The 6 man det based at from the Mercians. The equipment was being installed in various Bagram Air Base in Regional Command East (RC (E)) have also vehicles from the CIED Buka Duro support vehicles to the new jumped on the bandwagon. They were shown round the Close Panther vehicles that the OMLTs were beginning to use. The Air Support (CAS) F15 Fighter site where they were hosted by team carried out much of its task concurrent to the major Op Sqn Ldr Peter Walker, an RAF pilot who is attached to an Eagle PANTHERS CLAW being executed in most of the areas they Sqn in , USA. He explained the different weapons visited. systems on the fighter and how the enemy is targeted.

Meanwhile LCpls Kris Fairnie and Pete Carlin were moving The KSSG also faced a new and exciting challenge in the form of around the Kandahar Province with tasks to Zabul, Tarin Kowt the Kandahar ‘Nijmegen’ marches, which were organized by the and surrounding FOBs in the area. Here they installed, trained, Dutch Air Force. The marches were split over 4 days with over and tested more OTM equipment, while also converting 100 competitors marching 14km per day. This event was held in dedicated Satcom nets to DAMA nets. A final task issued at the order to raise funds for the ‘Women of Afghanistan’. last minute to the team was to redeploy back to RCs North, West and Capital to train more troops who were joining ISAF for the After overcoming the shock to the system of getting up at forthcoming elections. These troops would be operating on the 0500hrs, taping up feet and ‘lubing’ sensitive areas, it was time to DAMA nets while in theatre but had not been suitability trained in start the first day of marching. A good pace was maintained up

78 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 until just over the halfway mark, where we stopped for a quick had completed the marches with only 1 casualty but a whole load bite to eat and to quickly administer ourselves. It was clear from of blisters. the beginning that this would not be a ‘walk in the park’ for us, as the first signs of hotspots and blisters were beginning to show. As the tour was coming to an end there was still time for one After our pit-stop/picnic of ham and cheese ‘manwiches’ and more photo opportunity and this time it was taken at the United chocolate chip cookies, we set off on the final leg of Day 1. We States Air Force A-10 det. Once again we had a tour of the completed the first day in a respectable time with few casualties aircraft and relevant weapons systems were pointed out. to hotspots and blisters. The only real casualty of Day 1 was Cpl ‘Samson’ Gibson who got into an altercation with the auger of the Bucket-truck and came off the worse for wear. He was treated at the local Role 3 facility where the head wound was glued and sutures applied. Obviously he is denying the incident occurred and has assured us that the wound was sustained from shrapnel whilst he was under fire and trying to save an Afghani child.

Day 2 started in the same fashion as the previous day, but this time there were no cookies at the halfway point. There were also far more blisters appearing due to a few factors, such as not being used to tabbing in desert boots, the temperature being so high early in the morning and the main factor, individuals ‘shadmin’. Morale was high at the end of the day as we had completed half of the marches. On the evening of the Day2, Sgt ‘Doc’ Lyon was visited by a quivering wreck in the form of Sgt Danny Carter. Sgt Carter had sustained some evil looking blisters, which were duly syringed, flushed with iodine and then dressed by the ‘Doc’. 628 Signal Troop Kandahar Signals Support Group in front of an A-10 By the end of Day 3, the damage to some individual’s feet was beginning to take its toll. Sgt Carter had put in a Congratulations are in order for the following soldiers who were momentous effort to complete the third march, but by the end he promoted whilst on tour: LCpl Stu Walton promoted to Cpl, Cpl was walking on stumps. Later that evening the ‘Doc’ was visited Danny Carter promoted to Sgt and Cpl Bri Clarke promoted to again, but this time by Sig Smith with weeping blisters. Sig Sgt. Cpl Walton received his promotion from the Comd of Smith had taped his feet up the night before but due to having Kandahar Airfield (COMKAF), Air Commodore Fryer. Cpl the sweatiest feet known to man, the tape had worked its way Walton celebrated this joyous occasion by committing a loose and had caused more harm than good. His blisters were horrendous “chunder”; filling a petrol engine with 54 litres of syringed and treated with iodine and then his sweaty ‘plates’ diesel which is not usually a clever idea. He spent the rest of the taped up, ready for the final day. day siphoning the fuel from the vehicle.

When Day 4 finally arrived we were raring to get going but All that is left is to say farewell to the following soldiers: Sgt unfortunately we were 1 man down. Sgt Carter had seen sense Danny Carter posted to 20 Armd Bde, Sgt Bri Clarke posted to and pulled out from the last day, a difficult but wise decision. As RAF Henlow, Sgt ‘Rosco’ Lyon posted to CIS Logistics Depot we crossed the finish line there was a sigh of relief from all as we Brunssum and Sgt ‘Tommo’ Thomson posted to 16 Sig Regt. SPORT

ROYAL SIGNALS CANOE CLUB

EXERCISE NORTHERN MERCURY BREAKOUT EXPEDITION who provided the expedition with the latest kayaking practices 1 – 12 JUNE 09 from civvy street. The lake was located on the campsite and provided an excellent and warm location to learn the basic Ex NORTHERN MERCURY BREAKOUT was the Royal Signals strokes and get used to hanging around upside down from our Canoe Club expedition to southern France. The expedition was kayaks! It also gave LCpl Mike Long and Sig Carl Burman an open to all members of the Corps and was initially intended to be early opportunity to demonstrate their expertise at swimming. run as an intermediate expedition to develop competent paddlers Following a morning on the lake we moved rapidly onto the River and instructors but ended up running as a novice expedition. Durance which ran past the side of the campsite. The Durance is The participants were from HQ 2 Med Bde, 14 Sig Regt, 207 and a great novice river which allowed us to put into practice the 258 Sig Sqns. skills we had learnt on the lake. Nearly everybody swam at least once this afternoon with the exception of LCpl Hasta Tamang It began with an epic drive from Bramcote to the French Alps who showed a natural early talent for the sport. which took 20 hours. On arrival we moved into our campsite and spent the rest of the day recovering and sorting out the initial kit Day 1 concluded with a run through the St Clement waves. issue. After waking up recovered and enthused, we started the Those of the group who were brave enough went though on their instruction on the lake under the watchful eye of our instructors own with 2 survivors and the river claiming 2. The rest of the OIC ex, Maj Stuart Gunson, Capt Lucy Potter and Sgt Gary group formed a raft and were shepherded down the rapids by the Craig. They were supported by Darren Joy of FluidSkills.com instructors. All survived upright!

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 79 Following the excitement of the waves, morale was high and Day 2 was a rerun of the same river with the introduction of more technical skills. That afternoon we all ran down through the waves. We managed a few more survivors this time! The afternoon was then spent in an introduction to the Eskimo roll in the local swimming pool. Day 3 extended the use of the river and we paddled a few more sections to expand our knowledge of the area. That evening saw a change in the weather with torrential rain that brought the rivers up, making the levels unsafe for the novices but providing a day of instructor training on some of the high quality grade 4 rivers in the area. This was where Darren beasted all the instructors to remind them how the novices had been feeling! However this was a great day for the instructors where they all developed their skills. With the rivers still up, a day of White Water Safety and Rescue was conducted with all members of the group swimming down the rapids at St Clement to be rescued by the rest of the group.

Cpl Simmonds surfing the Ardeche With the weather still threatening to make all of the rivers unsafe we were forced to change campsites and drive 4 hours west to the Ardeche Valley. This has a totally different character to the Alps and was a superb location for consolidating the skills we had learnt. We spent 3 days paddling on the Ardeche and the Sig Narine on the St Clement slalom course Chassezac where all members of the group managed to achieve Eskimo rolls and continue to improve their boat handling skills. There were several amazing displays of throwing that would have Cpl Aaron Simmonds of the Royal Australian Signals achieved left some of us swimming a long way down stream were it not for the most consistent roll by the end off the trip with an the back up bags. The award for most accurate throws went to impressively low swim count. Sig Dan Narine who didn’t miss for the whole day. The highlight of this part of the trip was the Slalom course where we had to make technical moves in a fast flowing narrow channel and was expertly demonstrated by LCpl Andy Sheerin. This was rounded off with a much improved play wave on the Ardeche which allowed Sig Sooty Sutton to demonstrate his consolidated skills before grabbing his 3 Star award at the last safe moment.

The trip was a great success and reflected by Darren’s closing point: “They all look like boaters now!” It brought on 7 novice paddlers from nothing to 2 and 3 Star level and was a fantastic 2 weeks abroad doing something outside the daily routine and allowing us to escape from the demands of current ops. Kayaking remains a demanding sport that tests the determination, courage and teamwork of all participants at any level. Kayaking is supported as an adventure training activity and as a competitive sport. Further information can be found from your unit canoeing or sports officer or from the sports pages of Throwing practice ArmyNet and Army.mod.uk

CORPS DINGHY RACING

ROYAL SIGNALS RETAIN THE TITLE OF ARMY CHAMPIONS A training day was held on 1 July, which allowed all team - by OCdt Rich Greener members to shake out the team racing cobwebs, which included an impromptu swimming lesson from the team captain and her The Lagos Trophy is the Army Sailing Association Inter-Corps crew. This training day was definitely worth attending as the team racing event held annually at the Thorney Island Water following morning the Royal Signals team were up first. Sports Centre (TIWSC). The event uses the Laser 2000s that are based at the centre, with each team having 2 people per boat The first race was against the Gunners and did not go to plan, with 3 boats. Two teams race each other, with the objective of but the team’s racing improved over the day, winning all but 2 finishing in the best possible combination. races.

This year there were only 4 teams entered, including the Royal This consistency helped the team through to the finals which Signals, however this allowed for lots of time in the boats. were to be held on the Friday morning.

80 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 Friday morning dawned slightly cooler than the previous day with perfect team racing conditions. The final between the Gunners and the Royal Signals was a best of 5 races final. The first race was very close, however due to one of the Royal Signals boats being early at the start, the morning didn’t get off to the best start, with a loss. However the team rallied after this initial setback, and won the next 2 races in succession.

After a brief break, to allow the teams fighting for 3rdand 4th places to race, the main final restarted. This race went to the Gunners, meaning the final race would be the trophy decider.

With some fantastic driving from the team captain, the final race, and therefore the 2009 Inter-Corps Dinghy Team Racing Championships, the Lagos Trophy 2009 was won by the Royal Signals, with a 1st and 2nd in the final race.

Many thanks to the 2 Umpires, and the staff at the TIWSC for Capt Rachel Thompson (Team Captain), Capt Ewan Watson making the event a success.The Royal Signals Team pose with OCdt Rich Greener, Lt Col Julian Bunce , WO2 Stu Southan and their trophies opposite. Sgt Tony Smith

CORPS RUGBY

The 2008/09 season was one of the most successful seasons in walk from the centre of the city of Victoria. After a long day recent times. It started with a challenging pre-season training traveling, the squad headed into Victoria for a well earned beer, camp run under the merciless eye of SSgt Lee Francis. all too aware that training would start in earnest the following Everyone who attended was under no illusion of what would be morning. required of them in the forthcoming season. This was followed by the Paul Collins Cup Competition; the winners this season With the jet lag slowly fading, the squad got stuck into training were 30 Sig Regt. The Merit Table 1 competition then kicked off knowing that their first match was on Wednesday evening and with our first fixture against the Sappers who have dominated the places in the team were up for grabs. The facilities in the naval competition in recent years. The match was competitive up to base were more than adequate for our needs with a decent sized the last quarter where the experience and skills of the RE training pitch, a swimming pool a short drive away and a good eventually pushed them ahead to win. The next fixture against quality Canadian cook house a short walk from the the RLC was huge disappointment after playing so well against accommodation. the Sappers, the Corps slumped to a major defeat. However, morale was still high and we came out of our next 2 fixtures The first game of the tour was soon on us as we traveled to the against the Gunners and the Infantry with good solid back to outskirts of Victoria to play the Velox Valhallians. Capt Ian back wins. Our final fixture against the REME was another hotly Burgess led the team out onto a pitch that in places resembled contested match and again we slumped in the final quarter to Bournemouth beach, but this did not deter the team who soon lose narrowly. Considering this was our first season back in found their rhythm with some early attacking play, creating gaps Merit Table 1, we achieved our objective of not only staying up and supporting the ball carrier. At half time the score stood at an but we were mid table and therefore did not have to compete in impressive 31 – 0 with LCpl Dave Bates and LCpl ‘Little Nav’ the play offs. Naivalu the pick of the scorers. The team came out for the second half to be met by torrential rain and a fired up opposition The Merit Table 1 competition was followed by the Corps 7-a- who threw themselves into every tackle. The match ended in a side competition in Blandford. This year’s competition was well 43 – 0 victory and as much credit should go to some outstanding supported with 2 female teams taking part. defence at times, as to the attacking play. In fairness, Velox did say after the match that they had underestimated us and The next date in the diary was the Corps Marquee at therefore didn’t play as strong a side as they could have done, Twickenham for the annual Army v Navy fixture. Despite an but that doesn’t detract from an excellent start to the tour. The increase in capacity to 1700, the bar tickets were soon sold out evening was a quiet affair with LCpl Andy Richmond rightly and over 2000 match tickets were also sold. This highlighted the pointing out that we had 2 hard days of training to come before fact that the event has become a major social occasion for both our next match on Saturday. past and present Corps members. To that end we hope to increase the Marquee to 2000 for May 2010, but the advice is The next 2 days allowed the coaches including SSgt Sy ‘Hoppy’ ‘do not delay’, check out the web site at Hopkins and SSgt Jase Wood to get stuck into coordinating our www.royalsignalsrugby.co.uk for updates. game plan and fine tuning some of the technical aspects of our game. This was in the knowledge that Saturday was to bring ROYAL SIGNALS RUGBY TOUR OF CANADA 04 - 21 MAY what was believed to be our toughest match of the whole tour. 2009 - by Capt Ian Burgess Interspersed with that was a kayaking trip to Lake Sooke and also some sightseeing of Victoria – the museum a particular On Monday 4 May, 29 intrepid members of the Royal Signals favourite with some. rugby team departed for a two and a half week tour of British Columbia, Canada – led by their president Lt Col Tom Hall and Saturday soon came and with it glorious sunshine for our second coach, SSgt Bob Lovell. Ahead of the team stood a demanding fixture against the Castaways Wanderers. The venue was a schedule of 5 fixtures against civilian teams in Victoria, Port picturesque location in the middle of a residential area in the Alberni and Vancouver. suburbs of Victoria, and the pitch was large and firm underfoot – a sure fire recipe for running, attacking rugby. With some Victoria The squad departed Heathrow at 1100hrs in good spirits and locals already taking a shine to our squad it was great to have landed in Vancouver some 11 hours later at 1400hrs local. After some passionate support on the sidelines to boost morale. Led a ferry trip across the Strait of Georgia we arrived at our home from the front this time by LCpl Lee ‘Kenty’ Kent the team soon for the next 11 nights – Esquimalt Naval Base, approx 30 mins got into its stride scoring an early try. After LCpl Mikey Harrison

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 81 had debriefed his opposite number, the team was temporarily town. The few exceptions to the Toga theme took it upon down to 14 players and had to withstand extreme pressure from themselves to go in ‘another’ direction with their choice of the Castaways who had a large, athletic forward pack, but also clothing and were it not for a lack of make up both LCpl ‘Symo’ guile and speed out wide. At halftime the score was 17 – 7 to the Symington and Cpl Darrell Jukes would have surely set pulses Corps and the heat and pace of the game were apparent on the racing. players’ faces. Almost from the restart of the second half the Castaways scored a well worked try in the corner, putting the Royal Signals under immediate pressure to respond – which they did. For much of the second half both sides traded tries, with one memorably coming by way of an audacious and perfectly weighted chip kick from second row LCpl Ian Oates gathered in by speedster LCpl Joe Bibi on the wing. The team were 5 points ahead going into the last few minutes and despite tremendous pressure from the Castaways camped within our 22m area the Royal Signals hung on for a hard fought win 46 – 41. The whole squad had earned their night out and gracious in defeat, the Castaways team were fantastic post match hosts showing us around the best that Victoria could offer by night.

Sunday was a well planned recovery day and after a team debrief The toga party and pool session everyone was left to their own devices. Our next match was to be about an hour north of Victoria against the Saturday was spent on the water, on the lakes outside of Port Cowichan ‘Piggies’ on the evening of Wednesday 13 May. With Alberni with some of the Black Sheep team accompanying us. confidence high the squad had a productive couple of training With 3 rented house boats full of food and plenty of liquid sessions before heading to their third game. In marked contrast refreshment the squad enjoyed the first of 2 well deserved days to the previous match, the conditions that faced the team were off. horrendous with pouring rain throughout the match making ball handling difficult and denying the Royal Signals the opportunity of On Monday the squad departed Port Alberni for our final quick ball needed to supply the pace and trickery of the backs destination – Vancouver, and our last game against the Vancouver out wide. Up front Sig Steven ‘Jacko’ Jackson and LCpl Sean Rowing Club the following day. The squad found themselves Beach were making their presence felt, and it took 2 smart tries accommodated in much more comfortable accommodation than first by Sgt Matthew ‘Stan’ Stanley and second a rampaging the previous few days in the Comfort Inn in downtown Vancouver. effort from Cpl David Beal to ensure a 12 – 7 victory. Again the Many of the squad spent the remainder of Monday sightseeing in team had to withstand some incredible late pressure and credit is Vancouver and remembering to buy some last minute presents due to the team defence and never say die attitude that they for loved ones back home! didn’t crack. The final match of the tour and the one that could ensure a We were once again well hosted by a generous opposition who perfect 5 wins from 5 was set in Vancouver’s famous Stanley had a fine reposte to our traditional rugby songs with some Park, a 1000 acre expanse within walking distance of the centre excellent piano led ballads! With the beer flowing the squad had of the city. The picturesque setting was a fitting venue for the another cracking evening before some carried it on in a quiet end of a demanding tour. The match started with the Rowing Victoria that night. That was to be our last match in Victoria as Club immediately in the ascendancy, scoring an early try through the squad were to depart on Friday for Port Alberni, a few hours the forwards. However, the Royal Signals soon got into their north, for the next match against the Port Alberni Black Sheep. stride rallying around captain for the day Lt Rory Thompson. The line out was functioning well thanks to some accurate The squad departed on Friday 15 May for Port Alberni and would throwing by Sgt Graeme Le May and after some powerful ruck be playing later that evening. With 3 good wins in 3 differing play coupled with quick hands in the backs allowed Cpl Naivalu styles of rugby match, coupled with no serious injuries then LCpl Bibi to cross the line. At half time the score stood 14 – confidence was high. Much of the credit for our lack of injuries 7 to the Royal Signals. must go to our resident Canadian physiotherapist, Steph Thanks to the Canadian Navy, she spent much of her working day massaging and tending to sore limbs and bodies and then gave up her own time in the evenings and at weekends to attend our matches – even going so far as to travel with us to Port Alberni.

The game against the Black Sheep of Port Alberni was again played in glorious, but this time, fading sunshine. Our initial expectations that the game would be one of the ‘easier’ of the tour were not to prove correct as the Black Sheep more than matched the Royal Signals in the first 30 mins with a robust, physical style of rugby. A half time score of 24 – 20 to the Royal Signals gave testament to that and some harsh words from the coaching staff brought a better performance in the second half. Led by the gallivanting runs of LCpl Bates with 4 tries and the A Canadian ruck controlling influence of Sig ‘Toobes’ Damudamu and some big hits from Cpl Naivalu, the team pulled away from the Black The second half was much like previous matches, with each side Sheep towards the end of the match as superior fitness told and trading tries before a tense last 5 minutes once again won 46 – 30. approached. When LCpl Kent was unable to clear the ball, the Rowing Club had one last attacking opportunity. However, when A fourth victory out of 4 and with the next match not until they spilled the ball after a thunderous hit from LCpl Naivalu the Tuesday in Vancouver it was the right time for…. fancy dress Royal Signals had won 33 – 28 and ensured a perfect 5 wins on night. Or as it turned out – a Toga Night! Port Alberni didn’t have the tour. as much to offer as Victoria for night time entertainment, but that just meant that wherever we went with our hosts from the Black The ability of the side to defend wholeheartedly as a team and Sheep, we were instantly recognisable and the talking point of the not lose their heads under pressure or ‘choking’ towards the end

82 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 of matches all bodes well for the forthcoming Corps hard off it – the true mark of any good rugby side. Finally, to all Championships, as does some exciting attacking play. The of the players who exerted huge amounts of sweat and in cases evening brought with it the usual end of tour celebrations and 2 blood to the cause and who have set the benchmark now for the awards. Firstly, to the players’ player of the tour which went to Lt future. Well done! Thompson, whose performances were typified by some excellent support play and line breaks. Secondly, the team captain for the We are now focused on 2009/10 season as outlined below – new season which the coaches agreed should be LCpl Kent. 24 – 28 Aug Training Camp (Colerne) On Wednesday the squad spent a quiet morning in Vancouver Wed 16 Sept Inter-Corps 15s (Aldershot) prior to their flight back to Heathrow. On our return and with the Wed 7 Oct RE v R SIGNALS (Chatham) bumps and bruises of a hard 2½ weeks and the jet lag of an Wed 21 Oct REME v R SIGNALS (Arborfield) overnight flight in the system, we bade each other farewell with Wed 18 Nov Hereford Garrison v R SIGNALS tired, but happy faces. (Armour Cup, Hereford) Wed 3 Dec R SIGNALS v RA (Colerne) It goes without saying that the tour would not have been the Wed 21 Jan 10 R SIGNALS v INF (Colerne) success it was without the hard work of a number of people. Wed 3 Mar 10 R SIGNALS v RLC (Colerne) Firstly to Lt Col Hall, Capt ‘Buzz’ Burrows and SSgt Lee Sat 3 May 10 North v R SIGNALS South Francis (the latter 2 unable to tour due to work commitments) for (Grasshoppers) organising everything. To WO2 ‘Big Jim’ Mathieson for assisting so ably in the squads’ administration in Canada. To the 3 In addition the following Corps competitions will be coaches led by SSgt Lovell who set forth the game plan and held: prepared the players superbly for all 5 matches. To Steph and the staff at Esquimalt Naval Base for being such hospitable hosts 1 – 2 Sept 09 Paul Collins Cup Corps 10s during our stay in Victoria To each of the 5 teams that we played (Nuneaton) against, not only did they play hard on the pitch, but they played 11 – 12 May 10 Corps 7s (Blandford)

CORPS ANGLING

The Royal Signals Coarse Angling Championships took place on Hatch of JSSU Cheltenham weighed in an impressive 76Ibs and 30/31 July 09 at Heronbrook fishery in Staffordshire, the venue of Cpl ‘Martin’ Cunlip from the same unit got in on the action with this year’s Inter-Corps Championships to be held September. over 62Ibs in his keep net. This is where the Corps will defend its title. As always, this competition is used to help select the Corps team and judge the The final result was a close call and with the first 2 anglers in the younger anglers coming through the ranks. There were some frame on equal points, it went down to weight and was fought out impressive results particularly considering the conditions – hail by SSgt Sheard and Cpl Treweeks both on 3 section points, and driving rain. With August around the corner, global warming however it was Cpl Treweeks that prevailed with an impressive was certainly not evident during this 2 day event. aggregate weight of over 147Ibs seeing him through and so he is the new Royal Signals Coarse Angling Champion. A good Day 1 saw 24 anglers. ‘old and new’. on the banks of Meadow consistent performance over both days by WO2 ‘Bob’ James of Lake and Angler of the Day was without doubt SSgt ‘Rich’ 36 Sig Regt scoring 5 points brought him home in 3rd place. Sheard of 30 Sig Regt who put a fine 61Ibs of carp on the scales. He went against the preferred method that just about every other It was good to see a few ‘veterans’ turn up and the Association angler used and performed excellently. Right on his heels was Cup was won by Brian Clark, who some will remember as SSgt Cpl ‘Chris’ Treweeks of 43 Sig Sqn who drew a blinding swim Clark, a Radio Relay operator. Brian is now a self employed and extracted 58Ibs of mainly carp for 2nd on the day. plumber from Telford and doing very well for himself. When not at work he represents Scotland at his chosen sport. He narrowly Day 2 saw improved conditions and with it greater weights of fish beat ex-YofS, Steve Firth. Steve is now employed as an IT geek caught and every angler getting into double figures. WO2 ‘John’ working near York!

CORPS ROUNDERS

ROYAL SIGNALS INTER UNIT ROUNDERS TOURNAMENT 11½ to 6 due mainly to Sgt Katherine Turner and LCpl Emma 22 JULY 2009 Parker both scoring 2½ each, therefore securing the second Group A place in the semis. Unfortunately this meant that the The fourth annual Royal Signals Inter Unit Rounders Tournament competition was over for 2 Sig Regt who had been finalists for was held at Prince William of Gloucester Barracks, Grantham on the previous 3 years. 22 July 2009. As usual with the current op tempo, it was hard for units to release teams but 6 units were represented: the returning Group B proved to be a much closer affair with JSSW Digby finalists 2 Sig Regt were joined by 10 Sig Regt, 21 Sig Regt, 22 winning both of their matches by the slender lead of a ½ rounder. Sig Regt, JSSW Digby and finally a mixed team consisting of 21 Sig Regt then took the final semi-final berth by beating 10 Sig members of HQ SOinC(A), 11 Sig Regt and DCCIS who were Regt by 5½ to 3. 21’s top scorer in that match being Sig simply known as “Team Blandford”. Amanda Turnbull.

With a lucky break in a week of appalling weather, the In the first semi final, Maj Teri Downes of Blandford scored 2 competition consisted of 2 groups of 3 teams. Each team had to rounders and bowled extremely well to help Blandford beat 21 play each other once in their own group, with the top 2 teams in Sig Regt in a tight game 7½ to 5½. In the next semi, 22 Sig Regt each group going through to the semi-finals. In Group A, Team beat JSSW Digby by 7½ to 4½. The main providers for 22 were Blandford cruised to the semis by beating both 2 and 22 Sig LCpl Emma Parker, Cpl Amie Jelf and Team Captain LCpl Fi Regts. In the final group game, 22 Sig Regt beat 2 Sig Regt by Wood.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 83 This classic Wire pose shows Sgt Jules Taylor receiving the Stan Kelly Memorial Trophy as top scorer from the man himself SSgt Vicky Moran of Blandford at 4th waits for the ball while Maj Teri Downes and Sgt Kizzy Cradock look on Overall this year was the best competition so far with a very high standard of skill and sportsmanship. As well as providing an The final proved to be the tightest and most exciting ever. outstanding sporting spectacle it has given Capt Stan Kelly an Umpired by competition organiser Capt Stan Kelly and former ideal opportunity to choose 2 very strong Corps Teams to Corps member Lucy Steer, the score was 11 all after the compete in the Army Inter-Corps Championships which will be statutory 25 ball innings for each team. Another 10 ball innings held in Aldershot in September. was played therefore by each team. The result of which was 5 all. Both umpires engaged in deep discussion and decided on a final 10 balls for each team. The result of the 3rd innings was 22 Sig Regt 4 – Blandford 3½.

On to the prize giving and Capt Stan Kelly announced that this would be his last tournament as organiser as he is due to leave the Army next year. He duly presented the Stan Kelly Memorial Trophy to the highest scorer of the competition.

Special mentions and applause were given to Maj Teri Downes of Blandford in 3rd place as she scored 9 and SSgt Vicky Moran also of Blandford who came 2nd with a score of 9½. However, the top scorer award went to Sgt Jules Taylor of 22 Sig Regt with a score of 10, achieved over the course of the whole day. LCpl Fi Wood then went forward as 22 Sig Regt Team Captain to Capt Stan Kelly is outgrinned by LCpl Fi Wood, the Capt of the receive the Royal Signals Inter Unit Trophy on behalf of her team. victorious 22 Sig Regt team

CORPS ORIENTEERING

ORIENTEERING TRAINING CAMP 31 July – 9 August 09 Firstly, let me name the team: - by Capt S Calland Maj Mel Rayner – HQ RSS Ex MERCURY COMPASS 3 was the annual Corps Orienteering Capt Jo Barr – 102 Log Bde HQ & Sig Sqn Training Camp which this year took place alongside the Scottish Capt Mark Bentley – RAF Odiham 6 Days which is a civilian multiday event attracting over 4000 Capt Sally Calland – HQ 1 Sig Bde competitors from around the world. In recent years the Corps Capt Mark Emmerson – 30 Sig Regt squad have competed in Sweden, Switzerland, Lithuania, Wales SSgt(FofS) Steve Mallsion - RSS and France. The squad comprises some old sweats and some SSgt Colin Holcombe – HQ 4 Div new blood………………. Sgt Marc Ebanks – HQ SOinC(A) Sgt Andy Widdup – 32 Sig Regt (V) Sgt Andy McNally – 30 Sig Regt Cpl Steph Bogart – ATR Pirbright Cpl Julie Tucker – 21 Sig Regt LCpl Liam Lafferty – 16 Sig Regt LCpl Leanne Price – 30 Sig Regt

After a tortuous 10 hr drive from Blandford the main body arrived in Dundee late on Friday night. The lucky ones flew in from Germany, which was about 500 miles further! We stayed in the student accommodation of the University of Dundee, which were very nice single, en suite rooms.

The Squad was a real spread of experience with most having orienteered at a major multiday event, with the exception of LCpl Lafferty and LCpl Price who were complete novices and deserve genuine praise for the determination that they showed all week and the development of their orienteering skills. On the Saturday we embarked on a light training session in the coastal forest of Tentsmuir. Despite being The O Team unable to see after a run in with a branch whilst orienteering

84 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 the previous week – the branch won – SSgt Holcombe took the R&R DAY (WEATHER – GLORIOUS) novices away for some basic training whilst the rest of us oiled our rusty O skills! Maj Rayner became ‘Mum’ for the day whilst As LCpl Lafferty only lived round the corner, he suggested we walking around in her spotty wellies! After a gentle start we then should all visit St Andrews in the morning and then have lunch at headed off to Pitmedden Forest, got our daps on and headed a fish and chip shop who had won umpteen prizes for their scoff. into the hills for some training on different terrain. St Andrews was full of history and Golf courses! Cpl Tucker managed to find a ‘Joules’ shop and spent a fortune there. Ice DAY 1 – DALRUZION (WEATHER – DRY AND SUNNY) cream was in abundance and everyone had an amble around the town. Having queued for 30 mins we all enjoyed a scrumptious Day 1 was a bit of an eye opener for us all due to the very ‘fish and chip supper’ in Anstruther, a quiet little harbour. PS – technical and physically demanding nature of the terrain. It saw Anyone know where Cpl Bogart is today? many individuals making mistakes and getting some serious value for money. One of the most talented of the team, Capt Barr DAY 4 – TENTSMUIR (WEATHER – SCORCHIO!) managed to take 32 mins to run 500m – bad day in the forest Jo! Capt Bentley managed 72 mins to run 6.2km! That said, With another day of scorching temperatures, most individuals had everyone was warming up on the first day. Each day the run in a fairly clean run. The terrain was extremely technical and from the last control to the finish was the same for all of us concentration was required to navigate effectively. Sgt Ebanks regardless which course you were running. On Day 1, Capt did not have a good day; counting over 40 ticks on his legs and 3 Emmerson began his efforts to beat all the females on the run in wasp stings, he was feeling a little sorry for himself! Later that – something he failed to achieve all week! day his legs had swelled significantly and the Piriton tablets did not seem to help! DAY 2 – KINNOULL HILL (WEATHER – DRY AND OVERCAST) DAY 5 – BARRY BUDDON MILITARY AREA (WEATHER – Day 2 was an area dominated by tracks made by walkers and SCORCHIO!) mountain bikers. This seemed to throw some of us. Cpl Tucker was adamant the map was incorrect when she couldn’t find a Day 5 was an early start as we had volunteered our car control, until she realised that the control was in the wood and marshalling services. The LEs were given the responsibility of she was standing in a field looking at the wood! Capt Calland manning the rail crossing – nuff said! The remainder guided over spent 10 mins looking for a control, only to have Capt Barr run 1100 cars into position and ensured the smooth transition from past her shouting “just around the corner” which Capt Calland parking to racing. Despite being Scottish, Sgt McNally believed chose to blatantly ignore! LCpl Price, still finding her feet on Day his skin was hardened to the local weather, unfortunately for him 2 of her orienteering career, had the team giggling as we watched 30°C is not the norm in Scotland and the bout of sunstroke that her frantically trying to find her last control in full view of the finish struck him later that night told him otherwise! area and the waiting crowds. As it was a definite runner’s course across sand dunes and military ranges, most of us felt at home. It was a little odd watching 100s of people running down the ranges though!

DAY 6 – LOCH ORDIE (WEATHER – WARM WITH PATCHY CLOUD)

The final day was probably the most challenging. With a 200m climb to the start, most were tired before starting their race! Sgt Widdup missed his start time due to being stuck on the A9 in a traffic jam, but managed to catch up being one of the last competitors out on the course. The course itself was arduous with steep hills and very wet marshes. Most runners had at least 150m worth of climb but probably nowhere near Capt Emmerson’s! Sgt Ebanks decided to run, although he could barely walk after his legs had continued to swell from the wasp stings!

A tiring, enjoyable week was had by all and a huge thanks goes to Maj Rayner for all her efforts in organising the week. Thanks to the Royal Signals Games Club who helped subsidise our fees for the trip, and to all the Unit PRIs who donated funds to Can anyone see the control from here? individual soldiers.

DAY 3 – TULLOCHROISK (WEATHER – HORRIFIC, RAIN AND Prizes: WIND) LCpl Lafferty – The quickest accumulated run in (shame he was The weather certainly played a part on Day 3. The terrain was seen on many occasions jogging prior to the run in! Also a very hilly, with little visibility and our legs were not so fresh! SSgt shame he won the longest leg of the week as well!) Mallison managed to loose his new trainer in a marsh and almost lost his arm trying to recover it! LCpl Price was ecstatic to find LCpl Price – Most improved over the week. out she had beaten LCpl Lafferty on this course by 7 mins and she did not let him forget it. This seemed to be SSgt Holcombe’s Cpl Tucker – Most entertaining leg – believing the map was worst day, mumbling to himself: “I need a cup of tea”! wrong!

It was a bad day in the office for Maj Rayner as she managed to Anyone interested in Orienteering should contact Maj Mel sprain her ankle and swallow a gold crown from one of her Rayner for UK units on 94371 2389 and Capt Sally Calland for molars! BFG units on 94872 2494.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 85 THE ROYAL SIGNALS ASSOCIATION

Patron: HRH The Princess Royal President: The Master of Signals Chairman: Brig NF Wood Welfare Secretary Association Office Tel (mil) (9)4371 2089 RHQ Royal Signals Tel (civ) 01258 48 2089 Lt Col (Retd) Carl Conlon Blandford Camp Email: [email protected] Tel: 01258 482081 Blandford Forum Membership Secretary Dorset Tel (mil) (9)4371 2090 DT11 8RH Tel (civ) 01258 482090 www.royalsignlalsassociation.co.uk Email: [email protected]

General Secretary and Treasurer: Lt Col (Retd) CP Conlon Assistant General Secretary: Maj (Retd) IN Greig Welfare Secretary: Mrs L Sizeland Membership Secretary: Mr PJ Cuckow Mr Peter Cuckow Maj(Retd) Ian Greig Tel: 01258 482090 Tel: 01258 482082

Corps Carol Service. All serving (Regular and TA) and retired Rank/Name Service Branch/Unit Corps members, plus their families are cordially invited to join the Master of Signals and the Chairman RSA at the annual Corps Maj Des Thomas 1951-86 Carol Service to be held at St Stephen with St John, Rochester Sig Scott McKenzie 1989-93 Row, Westminster on Monday 14th December 2009. The service Sgt Leslie Robinson 1980-03 starts at 1800hrs and is followed by sherry and mince pies in the Sgt Arthur Wain 1940-48 Church Hall. No need to inform Assn HQ if you plan attending, Cpl Eric Nelson 1945-47 just turn up and enjoy what is a really nice get together. WO1 Tony Caulfield 1986-09 11 Sig Regt Sig Katrina Tyrrell 2007-09 Field of Remembrance. The Field of Remembrance at LCpl Paul Chapman 1992-99 Westminster Abbey will be opened by a member of the Royal Sig Hugh Dunbar 2006-date Family on Thursday 5th November 2009. All RSA members are Sgt Tony Curle 1965-78 cordially invited to join the Chairman RSA at the Corps plot. LCpl Paul Craddock 1979-87 Please be in position by 1030hrs and have some form of ID ready LCpl Peter Mann 1992-98 in case it is required. Afterwards there will be a finger buffet at Sgt Andy MacPhee 1993-date the Inns of Court Sig Sqn Mess, to which transport will be Sgt Tim Mayner 1987-09 provided. LCpl Russ Morley 1985-95 Cpl David Adamson 1986-95 Membership cards. I have been contacted on three occasions in LCpl Bernard Smith 1943-47 the past couple of years by the police saying that a wallet had LCpl Rob(Murray) Walker 1985-90 been handed in and that they had found the RSA details from the WO2 Richard Cassidy 1971-02 person’s Life Membership card. From there I have been able to Sig Julie Haresign 1981-83 help restore the wallet to the rightful owner. Just one benefit of SSgt Bill Simpson 1989-date carrying your card. WO2 Geordie Bartlett 1985-01 LCpl Colin Senior 1979-91 New Life Members. The following members have been enrolled LCpl David Funnell 1976-87 since the last issue of The Wire: Sig Joe Brumpton 1948-51 2Lt Tim Roberts 2007-date Rank/Name Service Branch/Unit SSgt Kevin Nicholls 1966-92 Sig Louise Barker 1997-02 Sig Sean Barker 1985-89 Sgt Paul King 1995-date Sig Jamie MacKenzie 1983-89 Sgt Steve Thompson 1971-96 WO2 Andrew Duggan 1965-88 WO2 Mac McGuckien MBE 1985-date Sig Anne Willding(Slaven) 1990-97 Sig Gordon Callan 1946-48 Cpl Jon Stevenson 1970-78 Sig Anthony Mudd 1956-59 Cpl Kevin Thompson 1978-88 SSgt Neil Grainger 1997-date 11 Sig Regt Sig David Winter 1965-77 Cpl Peter Jones-Ward 1966-80 Sig Tony Maddison 2001-08 Cpl William Dixon 1958-64 Cpl Emiel Hughes 1958-67 Sig Stuart Thornton 1991-98 Cpl Jon McLaughlin 1973-88 Sgt Beryl Norris 1952-57 Beverley Ex-Boys Assn LCpl Tony Green 1981-89 Sig Jeff Hayton 1959-65 LCpl Jane Grayson 1991-98 LCpl Harald Bayley 1958-60 Sgt Ken Bolgere 1971-92 Preston/Blackburn Sgt Nick Asquith 1985-08 Sgt Stephen Holgate 1969-89 Preston/Blackburn Sig David Foster 1962-68 Cpl Jamie Smith 1999-09 LCpl Mick Banting 1980-89 LCpl Stephen Robertson 1967-78 LCpl Bob Marr 1973-79 SSgt Steve Turner 1996-09 SSgt Shane Swannick 1995-09 Cpl Ashley Taylor 1983-99 Sheffield Branch Cpl Brian Hibbert 1973-86 Sig Steve Levson(Feast) 1982-88 Cpl Eddie Goff 1976-90

86 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 Corps standard on parade. The numbers of veterans of this event are dwindling rapidly but those that survive still attend this event DONATIONS from all over Scotland.

Paul Morris in memory of Sig GTJ Ecclestone, killed Tobruk 6/9/47 £25.00 R Waldron £20.00 Mrs Venables in memory of her husband Walter Venables MM £100.00 Donations in memory of Leonard FJ Gasson totalling £600.00 From a charity 24 hour cycle ride by Cpl Hunt and Phase 2 soldiers at the RSA reunion £342.84 Donations in celebration of the Golden Wedding anniversary of Alan and Jean Davies £305.00 Maj (Retd) Eric Le Quesne in memory of Maj Gen Archie Birtwistle and Reg Norris £50.00 Chris Jones £150.00 Certa Cito Lodge £20.00 S Clout £10.00 Aldershot Branch £195.00 (+Gift Aid) Members with the Branch Standard and British Legion Standard Maj (Retd) CT Honor £50.00 31 Sig Regt Assn £195.00 Branch members attended the annual reunion at Blandford this Tony Reynolds in memory of Sgt Kevin Froggett, year. Our numbers were up for the visit and it was enjoyed by all killed 16 Sep 89, Coalisland Police Station, N Ireland £20.00 who attended and with the Branch Standard Bearer, Bill Cotswold Branch RSA £25.00 McNamara, winning the competition which made it an excellent weekend. The Branch congratulates 11 Sig Regt and the RSA on a very well organised and enjoyable event and looks forward to next year. EAST KENT BRANCH

Chairman Trevor Alison Secretary John Ballantyne

We are halfway through the year and East Kent members continue their monthly get togethers

In June, 35 stalwarts gathered at Blean Primary School for a test of knowledge set by John and Marion Ballantyne. This was followed by a buffet lunch provided by Richard Martin, concluding with our usual, profitable raffle. At the end of June, 12 members ventured down to Blandford for the RSA reunion. Brian Calladine took part in the Standard Bearers Competition.

In July, 33 members met at St. Augustine’s Abbey, Westgate-on- Sea for an illustrated talk by Felicity Stafford on “Victorian Holidays in Margate”. After lunch, the manager gave us a The RSA Weekend – some of the attendees and our winning conducted tour of the building, which was once a convent, then a Standard Bearer girls’ school and now a hotel and conference centre.

We met in August at our President’s home to enjoy entertainment and a buffet lunch in his garden. This is a very popular annual GUERNSEY BRANCH venue with approximately 70 members and friends gathering there, complete with picnic tables and chairs. Richard Martin and his team provided the food and bar. The entertainment was Chairman Alec S Forty by Avril Woolf who sang songs, read monologues and talked about the late Joyce Grenfell. We were delighted to welcome Lt Two of the longest serving members of the Guernsey Branch are Col Grace Blake and her husband to this event. Lt Col Blake is Eric Le Quesne, who served for many years as Secretary, and the RSA area representative. The afternoon concluded with David Bichard, who served for many years as Treasurer, Social another profitable raffle. Secretary and Standard Bearer. We greatly regret that other very demanding commitments made it necessary for them to give up We are pleased to welcome 4 new members to the Association. those posts this year, but they have stayed on the Committee to Our monthly newsletters can always be found via the main RSA continue their active and valuable support. website and selecting East Kent from the branch page. Their outstanding service merited special recognition and we are delighted that HQ accepted our recommendations for them to be GLASGOW BRANCH granted the prestigious award of Honour Membership. The Bailiff of Guernsey, the island’s chief citizen, very kindly agreed to present the awards in his Chambers and he is on the Members of the Glasgow Branch attended and took part in the right of the photograph, Eric Le Quesne stands next to him, then annual Dunkirk Veterans Day parade at Balloch on the shores of David Bichard, both proudly wearing their Honour Membership Loch Lomond. The Branch has supported this parade over a badges and holding their certificates. On the left is Branch number of years and on some occasions, has been the only Chairman Alec Forty, who recommended the awards to HQ.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 87 overdue his award for 50 years service. He is well known for not wanting any fuss or bother and we are sure that on numerous occasions, he has shied away from events where he suspected there may be something in the air. So it was a very unassuming Jim Mayne who stepped up to the bar and humbly accepted the award of a 50 year badge and certificate from Col Thomson who commented: “The Corps acknowledges the commitment and dedication of holders of the 50 year badge.” Jim Mayne however was very modest in accepting such a prestigious award; declaring: “The real heroes of the day are the soldiers of today’s Army serving in theatres like Afghanistan and Iraq.” The Sgts Mess had most of the fittings and furnishing removed so Jim couldn’t ring the bell but we are sure he will oblige at some time in the near future.

Sir Geoffrey Rowland QC, the Bailiff of Guernsey, and Alec Forty with Eric Le Quesne and David Bichard after the presentation of the Honour Memberships

LINCOLN BRANCH

Chairman Mr Fred Patman Secretary Mr David Hambidge

In May the Branch lost its last remaining member from the serving corps, when WO2(FofS) David Street left on promotion to WOI. David was involved in everything the Branch did during his time here and we are sorry to see him go. As the chairman said: “David was a breath of fresh air in the Branch”. In time honoured fashion, David was dined out in a local hostelry and a presentation was made to him by Maj (Rtd) Derek Wood MBE. We wish David and Helen well in their new posting and hope to see them again soon. Col Ian Thomson TD with Jim Mayne At our last quarterly luncheon, we paid tribute to our long serving standard bearer, Bill Doyle, who has stood down after 25 years As an aside, after a short spell in the Merchant Navy my last ship as he feels it’s time for a younger man. Luckily for the branch, being the Eagle Oil Tanker `San Flaviano` 18,000 tons built at Tony Davidson immediately volunteered to succeed Bill. A Cammell Laird Birkenhead in September 1956. I left the ship in presentation of a statuette was made to Bill on behalf of the 1957 to join the Army. To my astonishment, I read a headline on Branch to mark his many years of dedicated service after which the front page of The Daily Express on 28 April 1958 that the Bill ceremoniously handed over the engraved standard stave to `San Flaviano`, the ship I had sailed on, had been bombed! It Tony. During the same lunch, our Branch Secretary for many was sunk in Balikpapan harbour, Indonesia by the CIA in a covert years, Maj (Rtd) Derek Wood MBE was presented with a gift op. This had me contemplating how fickle fate had been from the branch in appreciation of the work he has put in on our steering me in the direction of the Royal Corps of Signals. behalf. Derek was forced to resign from the post of secretary in February after an argument with a bench saw, although he still As 59 Sig Sqn is in the throes of winding down, all members of continues as the Branch Welfare Officer. the RSA Liverpool Branch would like to take this opportunity to thank all ranks, past and present, of the Sqn for their help, support and unrivalled assistance. This has meant that the Liverpool Branch members and their guests have enjoyed LIVERPOOL BRANCH numerous events over the years held with their kind permission at the Aintree TAC. We wish all ranks the very best wishes for the future. Chairman Bobby Taylor: Secretary Chris Dennis: Treasurer Alan Heritage (Chancellor) MANCHESTER BRANCH It was Tuesday 4th August 2009; a bright but cool evening descended upon the Aintree TAC. The Liverpool Branch where delighted to extend a warm welcome to our RSA Area 2 Chairman Ron Taylor JP Representative, Col Ian Thomson TD, who was ably escorted on Secretary Henry W Jones this occasion by a very, very sober Royston Mallabone, Treasurer Southport & District Branch. Following the formalities Our news this month is largely a chronicle of Branch casualties of our Branch Meeting; all hands listened intently as Col which have been quite high of late Our Chairman, Ron Taylor JP Thomson gave a brief outline into the latest Corps Update. This had a fall at home and sustained severe injuries to his left will directly affect the Liverpool Branch, as 59 (City of Liverpool) shoulder which resulted in pins having to be inserted. He is back Sig Sqn will come to an end following the disbandment of 33 Sig in harness, so to speak. Another casualty was John Stott, who Regt. However we have learned a new Sig Sqn will be formed was a victim of self-inflicted injuries after being rather too and will almost certainly be called 33 (Lancashire) Sig Sqn with enthusiastic in the Sgts Mess bar on Friday night at the RSA 859 and 880 Troops at Huyton and 842 Troop at Rusholme. Weekend. John lost his footing and sustained lacerations to his face and hands and was unable to take any further part in the During this Branch meeting; one member of the Liverpool Branch proceedings. This scribe fared a little better during a weekend at was in for a bit of a surprise. Our very own Jim Mayne was Koeinigslutter with the Langeleben Association. In my case I just

88 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 had to be carried back to the hotel and dumped in my room after misjudging the potency of German beer. NORTHERN IRELAND BRANCH I have also heard from our President Chris Reynolds Jones TD that his wife Bridget has undergone several operations during the past few months, culminating in the removal of a large gallstone. We wish Bridget our very best and quick recovery and I hope to Chairman Mr J Reilly have brighter news next time. Hon Sec Capt I Wolfe Eight members and a former member of the Northern Ireland Branch attended the Royal Signals Association 2009 Blandford MIDDLESBROUGH BRANCH Annual Reunion. These included Bill Nesbitt, Carole Cameron, George Cook, Jackie Donaldson, Jim Hagan, Jim Reilly, Chris Stitt, John and Heather Loveday. The following is the report: Chairman Mrs Audrey Grainge Hon Sec Mr Richard Grainge - by Bill Nesbitt On arrival at reception we were duly processed and received our The day was Saturday 1 August 2009 and as the day started, the documentation, which went well thanks to Carole Cameron’s weather dull, wet and cold, but by 1400hrs it was bright and usual efficiency. warming up. The occasion was the disbandment parade of 34 (N) Sig Regt (V) at Brambles Farm TAC. In attendance from the A full programme of events included a display of today’s comms Branch were 25 Life members with over 400 years service with equipment, vintage military and civil vehicles courtesy of the the Regt between them and 5 Associate members. Weymouth Vehicle Preservation Society and Historic Military Vehicle Trust and a Motor Cycle display. There was also a At 1400hrs Branch members arrived with family and friends of musical and marching display by the Band of the Royal Corps of parading soldiers and Signals which included the Northern Band and the Corps Pipes the next hour was taken up with meeting and greeting past and and Drums TA Band followed by the Princess Royal Day Parade serving members of the Regt. At 1500hrs the parade began with and inspection of young trainees from 11 Sig Regt by the Master the Royal Signals (Northern) Band performing a short display of Signals, Lt Gen Robert Baxter CBE. After the parade, there which was followed by the troops marching onto parade. was a Freefall Parachute Display and a very interesting and noisy display of a re-enactment of the Civil War period by members of The reviewing officer was Brig DJH Maddan, Comd 15 (North the Sealed Knot by arrangement of the Pike and Shot Tour and East) Bde, who also presented medals to a few of the Signallers Event Company which showed weapons and tactics which would on parade. The Regt was brought to attention, the band then have been employed during Oliver Cromwell’s time. played Sunset as the regimental flag of 34 Sig Regt was lowered for the last time, which brought a tear or two from the old and The Saturday events concluded with a Musical Finale/Retreat bold members of the Branch. The Brig then spoke of the Regt’s which was followed by an evening Social gathering in the Sgts formation in 1967 and about what is now to happen on its Mess where old friends and acquaintances met up and updated disbandment. The Regt then marched off for the last time their past histories. On Sunday, a Drumhead Service was held followed by the Royal Signals (Northern) Band playing Auld Lang followed by a march past by members of the Royal Signals Syne to a well earned round of applause – a sad end to a fine Association which concluded the weekends events. Regt. The Branch is pleased to report an increasing number of members in the past year. Our speakers last month were 3 old soldiers who served in , each relating a part of his own story.

We have a guest speaker booked for September who worked in the secret spy station at Gilnahirk, which has just been demolished. It played a most significant part in WW2 helping to dispatch the Bismarck.

This is a quiet time for news so here is a flashback to 1971 when 40 (U) Sig Regt had a NATO role providing comms from the Belgium ports into Germany. The photo shows a young Capt Denis Gilpin in 85 Sqn overseeing his Radio Relay Tp, about to go on ex. Now he is a 70 year old B.I.M.

The lowering of the Regimental Flag The bar was opened and the festivities began and a finger buffet supplied by WO2 Neil Berry and his Band of Chefs. At 1900hrs it was happy hour when good old BOGOF came into play and this was followed by a Curry Supper at around about 2100hrs. The whole event ended at 0100hrs on Sunday morning I am reliably informed by 2 of our younger members Mrs and Mr Newman who stuck it out to the end. Capt Denis Gilpin at Olen in 1971 So the outcome of all this is that we, the Middlesbrough Branch We issue an invitation to all serving or ex-members of Royal are now looking for a new home for our meetings as the Signals, regular or TA and ex-members of ATS/WRAC who served Middlesbrough TAC is to close at the end of March 2010. We with Royal Signals, to join us at Clonaver Park TAC, Belfast, on will inform you of our new meeting place as soon as we know. the third Wednesday of each month.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 89 2009. It was part of the general preamble for the Armed Forces Day on 27 June. Toby, one of 30 to 40 veterans ranging in age from 80 odd years to a couple in their early 20s, was sponsored READING BRANCH by his local MP.

Toby met up with his MP Natascha Engel in the Central Lobby in Chairman Mrs Pauline Tennant Parliament, had tea and cakes on the Commons terrace before Secretary Lt Col (Retd) Hugh Nealon proceeding to 10 Downing Street for the reception which was held in the garden. Toby was introduced to the Prime Minister As anticipated in our last report to The Wire, our Branch who commended him on his length of 46 years service and his Committee was re-elected, en bloc, at our AGM in March. In the subsequent 19 years as a very active supporter of SSAFA. absence of any new blood, the old and bold continue their efforts Toby was able to thank Mrs Brown for hosting such a splendid to provide an interesting programme for our members. We have and thoughtful function. The reception was followed by a tour of been represented at the RSA AGM in London, the British Army 10 Downing Street. Tattoo at Windsor (spectating, not participating) and the Aldershot Branch quiz. Sadly our team at the quiz did not achieve a place on the podium. Our Spring Lunch at The Pack Saddle pub was voted a great success and thanks go to Social Secretary Thelma AIR FORMATION SIGNALS Wakefield for getting it organised and to Paul the pub landlord ASSOCIATION (son-in-law of Branch members Jimmy and Erika Husband) for the catering. We shall definitely be going back to the Pack Saddle again. EXERCISE: MARKET GARDEN 1 – 7 JUNE 2009 GB65BTF & GB2ADU At the end of May, a small party from the Branch went to Kneller Hall for a very entertaining evening provided by the Army School Following the very successful LRDG ex in 2008, some members of Music This was followed by an outing in June to the Annual of the team wanted a repeat in 2009. After some thought, a high Reunion at Blandford. Notwithstanding the absence of the White profile event came to mind, the 65th Anniversary of the ill fated Helmets, our party had a very enjoyable weekend and our Op Market Garden when so many service men and local civilians congratulations go to Standard Bearer John Mumford. He put were lost, together with the German forces over some 10 or so on an excellent show in the Standard Bearers competition and days from Sunday l7 November 1944. deserved to win the cup again this year. However he had to settle for 2nd place. The logistics for these events are time consuming to say the least, so an early start is a must. Preparations commenced In between all these activities we have had a couple of informal toward the end of 2008 to obtain the call signs GB65BTF (Bridge pub lunches and a more formal branch meeting. All these Too Far) also GB2ADU (Air Dispatch Units) to recognize the RAF activities are reported to our non-attending members via a Dakota crews and also the RASC Air Dispatch Units involved in quarterly branch newsletter and our thanks go to our Newsletter the air supply operation. With the assistance of and Website Editor, Col (Retd) Paddy Verdon, for keeping us all www.fds.graphics.com we designed the very special QSL card up to date. Paddy is also our Membership Secretary, so if you for this prestigious event, a must with the issue of the licence by are interested in joining the Branch please give him a call on Ofcom 2009 and the cards arrived just before our start date on 1 01491 835819 June.

One of our charitable activities is to provide a pension for a As an addition to this operation at the Training Wing of 2l Sig retired Gurkha, Sig Mekhbahadur Gurung. This is done via the Regt at Colerne Wiltshire, the call signs would be on the air again Gurkha Welfare Trust who recently provided the following report in July at another location, subject to availability with a final on Sig Gurung’s situation: repeat in the month of September from the established station of the Barry Amateur Radio Society in Sully South Wales with the “Mekhbahadur and his 60 year old wife now live on their own, QSL cards sponsored by the Vale of Glamorgan Council. like their 1st and 2nd sons the youngest (3rd) son has also left home. They are still not able to buy any farmland for food At this juncture, it is appropriate to acknowledge the full support production but they can rely on the Welfare Pension, which and permission of all past and present COs, now Lt Col Graham provided them food for the whole year. They still have some N Addley, and all ranks of the Regt, especially the assistance of goats, these help to supplement their income but not by much. the Training Wing. Now almost deaf, suffering from hypertension and mentally not stable, Mekhbahadur’s Welfare Pension is ever vital to give them Since the event last year June 2008 we have been joined by 3 independence and security to remain in their own house. fresh faces, Ian McGowean G8OFZ who took over from Tim G Mekhbahadur remains extremely grateful for the generosity of his Williams G4YVY who was unable to attend. Kane Gunter SWL sponsor.” The committee is grateful for the unstinting financial who came with Daniel Millan GOOZU, followed by David W support Branch members give to our Gurkha Fund. Barnes who arrived with Air Formation Signals Association Hon Chairman Dr A David Vickers both in an SWL capacity. We end on a sad note by reporting the deaths of 2 of our members. Florence (Flossie) Bradbury-Williams who was the wife of Maj John Bradbury-Williams and notwithstanding a move to the West Country, they have both been loyal supporters of the Branch. We have also lost George Hickmore who lived in Brighton and was also a member of Brighton Branch. Our thoughts are with their loved ones.

SHEFFIELD BRANCH

Sheffield Branch President, Toby Seymour, received an invitation in early May from the Prime Minister and Mrs Brown to attend an evening reception for veterans at 10 Downing Street on 25 June

90 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 With the arrival of some of the team on Monday 1 June 2009 who To sum up, over the actual period of 6 days, 594 contacts were attended to the admin at the accommodation block etc, we were made world wide. This was the number of QSL cards sent out able start setting up the radio equipment in the Training Wing and for this period of operation via the RSGB and RSARS QSL at Block 52 to be used by Peter Fletcher GORGB and Ian Bureaus. We also received 39 cards directly with SSAEs with one McGowan G8OFZ. The aerial masts had been set up before of IRC from SWLs fraternity and direct QSLs. Seven were also sent our arrival and left in the nested position in case they required direct but had no SAE; it is expected further cards will be repositioning, which was in fact necessary. received in due course following the date of this report.

Our first station was activated by mid afternoon 1 June 2009 by THE TEAM Peter Fletcher GORGB with log book No 2 and GB65BTF and also our secondary call sign GB2ADU on the higher frequency Dennis K Egan GW4XKE. RSARS.RAFARS. amateur bands with morse and voice contacts throughout Europe Peter Fletcher GORGB. RSARS. until close down late afternoon. The second station to activate John H Densern G4KJV. RSARS.RAFARS. was Ian McGowan GXOFZ with log book No 3 assisted by Peter Ian McGowan G8OFZ RSARS. Fletcher GORGB on the lower frequency part of the bands 40m Daniel Millan GOOZU. RSARS. and 80m but mainly with UK stations in great demand until about Kane Gunter SWL. AFSA. 2030hrs clock time that evening. Then it was close down with a A David Vickers SWL. AFSA. visit to the Sgts Mess Bar by those team members present. David W Barnes SWL. RSA.

The third station was complete and ready to go live on air at 2000hrs GMT in the Training Wing Room 9 with Dennis GW4XKE BEVERLEY EX-BOYS and log book No I. Other logistics had taken up much time that day, with mast adjustments and erection of the 132 ft doublet ASSOCIATION aerial, so a test transmission only on 40m 7.085 MHz SSB with a German station DL1 FDL Mark responded with a good report at 5/9 confirming the contact close down for that day. We were also Chairman Mr Mick Teague very pleased to see John H Densem G4KJV this year who Branch Secretary Mr Tony Hull attended for a number of days with his blue Fiat Scudo Radio van and he was given assistance to set up his aerial by some crew During the middle of April 2009, Cliffe and Beryl Webb took a members. short break in Bournemouth, staying at the Royal Bath Hotel. On Wednesday 15 April, they paid a visit to Tony and Beryl Hull and As in the past the general pattern was set for the following days had dinner with them. A pleasant evening was had by all. Then with 3 stations operating. All the HF band spectrum appeared in during May our Chairman, Mick Teague with his wife Katie, paid the log books with the exception perhaps of 21 MHz 15m due to a visit to Salisbury to see an old friend and while there also conditions, however, the LF bands 40m, 80m and top band 160m decided to visit Tony and Beryl. A good lunch was taken at a were all very productive and the norm up to the final half day local hostelry followed by a drive along the Bournemouth Sunday 7 June. Many stations called us world wide from all over seafront. the UK, Europe, USA and we had one interesting contact with A1 K6YRA a station in Los Angeles on SSB and CW who managed The annual BEBA BBQ took place at the home of Tony and Beryl to get through the pile ups who showed great interest. We thank Hull in Bournemouth on Sunday 19 July, amid some trepidation them also for the patience with some or the weaker and low about the weather, but we were again lucky to have a fine day. power stations. There were 25 guests, amongst them was Sid Smith, Chairman of the Southampton RSA Branch, who had travelled from Hayling Towards the end of the week as some of the team had to leave, a Island, Tony and Pat Hemstock from Aylesbury, Bucks and Dick rather special surprise presentation was to be made from the and Adelaide Hurel from Esher, Surrey. It was also very nice to group to Eileen Robinson, who we only just found out was an see Jimmy and Eve Logan, as Jimmy had broken his leg a few ex-WAAF. She has been in charge of the Training Office for many weeks ago and it had taken him some time to recover. A years and her final retirement day was Friday 5 June 2009. Over pleasant afternoon was spent reminiscing about service in the this period Eileen has known many of us who have been to these Corps. annual events at Colerne and has been a great assistance, so it is with sadness that we will not see her again.

At this point a very surprised lady was brought out of her office LAST POST as we all gathered outside the Training Wing. The Air Formation Signals Association Hon Chairman Dr A David Vickers was pressed into service to make a presentation gift and card to Eileen from all present, and remembering all those who have Name and Rank Served Years Died been to these events over a long period. Then the essential Sig AW Brown 1940/46 19/07/2009 presentation picture was taken by Kane Gunter the official team WO2 S Brown 1952/77 24/05/2009 photographer. LCpl SE Brown 1940/46 24/05/2009 Sgt R Dark 1959/76 28/07/2009 Sig GJ Davies 1990/93 20/06/2009 Sig AA Doubleday 1959/61 22/02/2009 Sig V Evans 1942/47 24/07/2009 WO2 GG Farey 1976/88 17/07/2009 Sig TA Graley 1952/54 29/08/2009 Sig GH Hickmore 1940/46 01/07/2009 LCpl RG Leek-Branch 1951/53 06/05/2009 Sig MH Linley 1966/77 12/08/2009 Cpl IP Loader 1943/52 20/07/2009 Cpl DJ McCrandles 1961/76 14/07/2009 LCpl RG Moyse 1939/46 17/07/2009 Sig LE Nicolaides 1951/53 30/09/2008 LCpl FC Nippers 1938/46 11/07/2009 WO1 WC Offord 1932/51 13/08/2009 Dr Vickers makes the presentation to Eileen Robinson Sig J Owen 1943/47 08/08/2009

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 91 Sig B Partridge 1989/90 14/07/2009 intended as friendly attempts at communication. I am told the Cpl AD Rixon 1950/69 06/07/2009 memories of these events still bring tears to their eyes. Sig G Sanderson 1960/60 01/08/2009 Maj DE Saunders 1939/46 14/07/2009 After leaving the Army, the choice of Froxfield as his home gave Maj GAB Sutherland 1936/52 19/07/2009 him great peace of mind and happiness. He enjoyed living at The LCpl GM Thrumble 1980/92 30/06/2009 Slade and involving himself in the local community, particularly Sig A Walker-Brown 1940/46 19/07/2009 the Church where his sidesman duties and bell ringing helped to Maj PD Warren 1942/70 19/05/2009 use up some of his surplus energy. I am sure it is an apocryphal Sig AA Welsh 1989/93 14/07/2009 story but it is rumoured that he had been seen practising his LCpl C White 1952/?? 18/05/2009 trapeze routine in the belfry. Cpl RIH Wood 1959/68 30/06/2009 You may think that I have played down Martin’s military achievements and to an extent you are right. His biggest achievement in life was to marry Ann which he did in 1972. I OBITUARIES clearly remember Martin, when he was in Herford, Germany where Ann was working as a teacher, asking me whether he should get married. I told him that he had a gem in Ann and to think about it seriously, because who else would have him. There LANCE – Brig (Retd) MJ Lance died 19 May 2009. was no comment, and weeks passed and nothing happened. - from an address by Brig (Retd) TIM Waugh CBE Martin Lance had a military career of which Suddenly Ann announced she was moving to pastures new, anyone would feel proud, and throughout Martin was motivated and next thing we knew he was married. he was respected for his professionalism The rest is history. It is she who must take the Lance legacy and his enthusiasm. He enjoyed his forward in the absence of Martin. With the help of the family I am career and I know that his time as the sure it will be one she will shoulder with the positive attitude so CO of Gurkha Signals and his later typical of those brought up in the north of the Emerald Isle. involvement in Gurkha affairs was probably the high point, and very He was devoted to his family and whenever I met him recently he special to him. was so proud of Ann and the children and what they had achieved. His career was varied and challenging, in that over the years, he served in Borneo Emma, James and Patrick, your father was your greatest fan with Gurkha Signals during the Indonesian and was devoted to you all. I am only sorry that he will not be Confrontation 1966, as the signal officer with here to witness the birth of his first grandchild which is due in the Scots Gds Bn in Germany, as a Bde Sig Sqn September. I know that he was looking forward to the next Comd, at the Staff College Camberley as a member of the generation of the Lance family. Directing Staff, having been promoted to Lt Col at the earliest possible age; in Hong Kong as a CO, and in Saudi Arabia as the When Charles Dickens died in 1870, his son Henry wrote some Defence Attaché. time later,

All these interspersed with numerous tours in the Ministry of “I knew him, I think as well as anyone did, and recalling him as Defence in a wide range of influential posts. He retired as a Brig, vividly as I do, I can only say of him in all my earnestness: He but even then his involvement in military affairs did not end there. was a man, take him for all in all; I shall not look upon his like He became the recognised expert in the esoteric world of military again” data transfer in UK and interoperability across the NATO Alliance, reaching into Afghanistan. It is difficult in a few words to express I think that Emma, James and Patrick will echo that for Martin, the full range of his contribution to the British Army, the Gurkha but I suspect Martin would wish us to celebrate his life with the Signals and the Royal Signals; it was immense, and his legacy words: will live for some years to come. “If my parting has left a void Many people are worried about their status – this was not so of Fill it with Remembered Joy”. Martin; he was more concerned about doing things properly and with the social style that fitted his personality. When Ann asked WOOD – Sgt Richard (Ian) Wood died 26 June 2009. me to make this tribute to Martin, she said it was typical of Martin that he would be different and do things in style by ending It is with great sadness that the Glasgow Branch must announce his days in Athens. the passing of Richard Ian Wood. Ian was born in Edinburgh in 1941. Martin will always be remembered as a character with a lovely sense of humour especially in the presence of the ridiculous. His He served in Germany, Cyprus and enthusiasm was always infectious as was his larger than life Swaziland during his time in the Royal presence. One young man who could be in the congregation Signals from 1958 to 1969. He left as a today is reputed to have said, with what I suspect was a degree corporal and then served in the TA from of fondness: “Martin Lance is the most eccentric of my father’s 1969 to 1978 and left the TA as a friends. “ A few weeks ago a young lady of 16 even called sergeant. Martin “Cool.” Ian was one of the founder members of Eccentric or Cool, Martin has always been capable of keeping us the Glasgow Branch in which he was a amused. On this theme you may not have realised that his staunch member and served for many years proficiency in languages was one of his greatest talents; or so he on the committee. Ian was an inspiration to claimed. all in everything he did.

Unfortunately it was not a view shared by his children, who I am Ian is survived by his loving wife Pat who he married in 1965, told have witnessed the detrimental effect that his linguistic skills daughter Fiona, son Neil and two grandchildren. Our had on a wide range of unfortunate recipients, ranging from condolences go out to them. Ian’s popularity was demonstrated Arabic Kebab shop owners in the Edgware Road, to sentries at by the number of members who attended his funeral at Lynn Gurkha Camps who to this day are still mystified by what were Crematorium, Glasgow.

92 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 NORRIS – WO1 Stanley Reginald Norris died 15 June 2009.

Always known as Reg, he was born on 20 May 1934 and grew up in Lewisham, LOST London but was evacuated to Plymouth during the war. Reg joined 6 (Boys) COMMUNICATIONS Training Regiment at Beverley at the age of 16 in 1950 until 1951. After trade training, he was posted to HQ BAOR Sig Regt in1952 where he spent 2 years From: John Grierson ([email protected]) before being sent to Korea to 1 Commonwealth Div Sig Regt from 1954 until I am trying to trace the former Capt Carl Widdowson, purely for 1955. From there he was posted to Cyprus for social reasons. 2 years, where he met Beryl, who was in the WRAC and they Could anyone who knows his present whereabouts, please married in 1957. He then spent 3 years with 12 Bde Sig Sqn in contact me at the email address above. Germany. He also served with NATO in Norway from 1960 until 1963, after which he was sent back to Bünde, Germany with 2 Many thanks… Div Sig Regt until 1967.

From 1967 to 1970 he spent time in Hong Kong and from there From: Pat Hodgkinson [mailto: [email protected]] he went to Dundee University, where he spent a year teaching. It was then back to Bünde, Germany where he was RSM. Reg Salutations! finished his service in Cyprus leaving the Army in 1975. He joined the Fire Service and became a manager on the Fire Service I wonder if anyone knows the whereabouts of Sgt Robert Ian stores and equipment side until his retirement. Hay (retired). We served together both in the Corps and afterwards with the Sultan of Oman’s Forces. Reg was one of the first members to join the Beverley Ex-Boys Association and was really thrilled to meet up with some of his Bob and I have always been great friends but I have unfortunately old comrades. He always supported BEBA by attending the lost touch since moving to the USA in 1989. If anyone else cares Reunions and even travelling to Guernsey for our ‘Meet and to contact me they are also quite welcome – provided I don’t owe Greets’ to meet up with the Ex-Boys over there. During those them money! visits, John Hill acted as chauffeur for Reg and Beryl. Many thanks and best regards… Reg suffered with cancer for the last 2 years of his life, spending quite long spells in hospital, but he never complained and From: Kelly Ford accepted his lot with dignity, right to the end. Reg’s funeral was 01305 826 978 held on 23 June at Dewsbury Moor Crematorium, Cleckheaton and was attended by John and Nina Hill to represent the Kelly Ford is seeking any information on her uncle, the former Beverley Ex-Boys Association. Our heartfelt condolences go to Maj Paul R Williams, who served in the Corps from 1952. He Beryl, and their two children, Deborah and Gregory, together was born in 1928/29 and went to Christ Hospital School in with his 7 grandchildren. Horsham. He served in Egypt and Russia.

Kelly has tried all other means, MoD, RBL, War Graves WHITE – LCpl Charles (Chalkie) White died 18 May 2009. Commission, NHS etc, but Paul seems to have completely disappeared. Anyone who can help is asked to call her on: Charles was born on the 1 December 1933 in Islington London. 01305-826 978. In 1952, Charles was called up for National Service and spent the following 6 months training at 13 Tp Royal Yours… Signals at Vimy Barracks, Catterick and 10 Wireless Training Sqn in Loughborough to become an Operator Special. REUNIONS Charles was then posted to 12 Wireless Sqn in Gratz, Austria. During this time he was responsible for listening to the morse code being transmitted by the Russian Army and then handing over 20 ARMD BDE (200) SIGNAL SQUADRON DETMOLD the secure transcripts to his shift REUNION supervisor. This was then decrypted and analysed by code breakers in order to We are holding our Annual Reunion in the City of Liverpool determine what was being transmitted by over the weekend of 30th October and 1st November the Russians during the occupation of for all those who served with 200 Sig Sqn Austria. On 1 January 1953 he received a very in Hobart Barracks, Detmold in the 1980s lengthy transmission which was being sent in clear by a Russian outstation which gave away all of the following months codes. ALL WELCOME! For the accuracy in receiving the transmission which enabled the decoding of all subsequent transmissions for that month, he For more details contact: received a commendation and a bottle of champagne! Martin Avins on On his return form 12 Wireless Sqn, Charles left the Royal Corps of Signals to follow a career as a Metropolitan Police Officer. His [email protected] or via mobile 07530 344 064 short career in the Royal Corps of Signals however was an inspiration to his son who is a serving Traffic Officer. or please visit our ever growing group on facebook : http://www.facebook.com/home..php#/group.php?gid=225622 Charles will be greatly missed by all those who knew him. He 45700&ref=mf was a dedicated husband, father and a friend to many.

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 93 ATTENTION ALL AIRBORNE SIGNALS – SERVING & RETIRED Their record of service is as follows:

Members of Airborne Signals OCA who have yet to book their Yeoman Ray Duffy: Enlisted 1964 – Retired 2007. A total military place and accommodation for the 2010 Reunion should do so as service, which includes full time service as a Permanent Staff soon as possible. The main hotel is fully booked but other Administrative Officer (PSAO) of 43 years. He has held the venues are available; read Ralph Porter’s newsletter on the appointment of Queen’s Body Guard for 8 years. website: http://www.216parasigs.org.uk. Yeoman Jack Frost: Enlisted 1957 – Retired 2001. A total military service, which includes service as a PSAO of 44 years. Any ex-members of 216 Para Sig Sqn (1959 – 1977) who have He has held the appointment of Queen’s Body Guard for 14 not attended a Sqn Reunion are advised to see our website at years. http://www.216parasigs.org.uk, and where necessary contact any Yeoman Dave Fox: Enlisted 1964 – Retired 2007. Total full OCA committee member for details on how to do so. For your time service including NRPS of 43 years. He has held the information, the Sqn Reunions which were previously held every 2 appointment of Queen’s Body Guard for 11 years. years at Scotch Corner, were successfully re-located to a hotel near Barnsley in 2008, which is where the 2010 “Bash” shall take Full Time Service Yeoman Airborne Service place. Ray Duffy 43 years 8 years 10 years Capt (Retd) Current OCA members who have yet to join The RBL Weston-on- the-Green Branch are invited to do so, and further requested to Jack Frost 44 years 14 years 6 years set up a Direct Debit – the benefits are that a significant Capt (Retd) percentage of all funds raised are then available for needy welfare cases. Dave Fox 43 years 11 years 8 years Ray Duffy and John Aspinall await your call. WO2 SSM//RQMS (Retd) If you haven’t already been to Caythorpe – the spiritual home of Airborne Signals – you should go to the annual weekend Total Years 131 YEARS 33 YEARS 24 YEARS celebrations in early September. You are guaranteed an entertaining time with old comrades at Saturday’s Village Fete, an CAN YOU BEAT IT? evening meal and a Service of Remembrance in the village church on Sunday morning. For more details and a booking form please contact 216 (Para) Sig Sqn, Colchester on 01206-782990, or visit http://www.216parasigs.org.uk for more details. If you need a Para Sqn tie, or other Sqn memento, you can call the PRI Shop on 01206-782867 for a prompt and efficient service.

We also include this information for ex-members of 5 AB Bde Sig Sqn (216) (1983-1999), the immediate successors to the “old” 216 Para Sig Sqn. They are cordially invited to join the OCA and participate in the festivities mentioned where they will be made very welcome. The “older” generation, although still vigorous, are slowing down (a bit), and youthful reinforcements are needed to maintain an “Airborne Spirit” for the years to come.

Finally, while we are always pleased to meet and greet members of present-day Airborne Signals of 16 Air Asslt Bde Sig Sqn (216), we readily acknowledge they may not want to fully integrate with the “Old ‘n Bold” just yet, but they can if they wish!

Certa Cito

MISCELLANEOUS Dave Fox MBE, Ray Duffy and Jack Frost MBE

STORIES THE DENBURY BOYS – TEN TORS 5Oth ANNIVERSARY TEAM

From: Capt (Retd) Ray Duffy [mailto: [email protected]] To celebrate the 50th Anniversary of the start of this event a team of former Royal Signal soldiers, all over 60 years of age, have SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT? been allowed to enter a team in the Dartmoor Ten Tors in 2010. Bob Etherton who took part in the very first one in 1960 said: Ray Duffy of York, Jack Frost a resident of Portsmouth and “We are looking forward to the event and it will be quite a Dave Fox from Devon have something to smile about. All former physical challenge but it will bring back a lot of pleasant Royal Corps of Signals personnel and proud ex-members of 216 memories. It will be great to get together as a team after all Para Sig Sqn have for many years held the prestigious position of these years and in addition to enjoying the event, we hope to Queen’s Body Guard of the Yeomen of the Guard. This is not to raise money for service charities.” be confused with Yeoman Warders who work in the Tower of London. All carry out their ceremonial duties in Buckingham The team are now in full training and a recent event took place in Palace, Windsor Castle or Parliament. They participate in Nidderdale to ‘stretch the legs’. Since they took part in the early Investitures, State Openings of Parliament, Royal Garden Parties events in the 1960s, there have been vast changes to the Ten and many other State occasions. Tors format. In those days the health and safety approach was really ‘use your common sense’ and equipment was rather They first served together as members of the Para Sig Sqn and spartan. Since then, all aspects of safety have been paramount. continue to serve today in the smallest and oldest Corps in the It is with this in mind that the team are undertaking their own British Army – and the Oldest Royal Body Guard in the World as it personal fitness training and some scheduled group walking up was formed by Henry VII in 1485. and down the country.

94 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 Maj Gen David McDowall CBE, the team Patron says: “I am Clayton to the Guard Room area to see the form up and delighted to be intimately involved with this the 50th anniversary inspection on the barracks parade ground before the general of the Ten Tors event and as a former boy soldier myself, I am move of to Buckingham Palace some time later. proud to be associated with the ex-Denbury boy soldiers who are taking on this very strenuous task. They have my heartfelt best To see this properly, we moved outside the main gates with some wishes in their endeavours and I would encourage you to support others who were also privileged to attend, though by this time a them throughout this arduous expedition.” very large crowd of the general public and overseas visitors had gathered to see and hear this preview on what was a rather cold As Bob Etherton said, sponsorship is part of the ex. The team overcast day. Fortunately it remained dry so rain did not spoil are looking for all manner of sponsorship from organisations that the event. could provide equipment, training support and accommodation and of course money. ‘Help for Heroes’ and the Royal Signals The small party then moved on with Rachel in the lead through a Association are the 2 service charities that the team are police guarded side gate on the left of the big main entrance to a supporting. For more information on how to donate contact the forecourt area located by a wall looking toward the Queen team manager, John Topping. Victoria Statue, with the main Palace doors on our left. By this time the statue was so crowded with people standing at and on it Brig Stephen Hodder, Comd 43 (Wessex) Bde and Director Ten that the plinth was not visible. .Even with the rather poor weather Tors, said he was delighted that some of the founding and a cold wind, an enormous crowd had gathered at the gates participants of the event were able to take part as a team: “It is and any other vantage point that could be found and the familiar an example to all the young people to be able to see that the red open top deck London bus was also passing on its route. impact of Ten Tors remains with you even after 50 years. We are looking forward to this exciting anniversary and would welcome At one point the Queen was seen leaving the palace in her vehicle any assistance or ideas that people can provide to help celebrate with Cavalry and police motor cycle escort much to the delight of this magnificent event. Details of Ten Tors 2010 and the 50th the crowd, with the old guard in position on the forecourt waiting Anniversary will be available on the web site soon”. for the new guard to arrive from Wellington Barracks. Eventually the new guard arrived and formed up opposite the old guard for THE DENBURY BOYS 50th ANNIVERSARY TEN TORS TEAM. the change over procedure with the old and new guard commanders going to the main Palace Guard Room before In 1960 Lt Col L Gregory, CO Junior Leaders Regt, Royal Corps returning to complete the change and march off. of Signals, together with Maj Parker and Capt Joyner, founded the Ten Tors Expedition. It was then a 55 mile hike covering 10 Following our return to Wellington Barracks we thought we would tors within the Dartmoor National park. Each tp within the Regt be going back to Paddington, but much to our surprise we were entered a team. In 1961 the event was opened to the public, escorted by Capt Clayton to the higher regions and invited by developing into what it is today. To celebrate the 50th Anniversary the OC Guard Detachment, Maj Hale into a long room, invited to of Ten Tors a team of ex-Junior Leaders have entered a team. The stay for lunch, with first drinks taken on a secluded terraced area. Team will consist of up to 10 members lead by Bob Etherton Thus we met senior members of his team with Lt Gareth Jones, with a non walking Team Manager, John Topping. 2Lt Edward Bodger and senior NCOs who at one time or another we had met at the Regt HQ at Colerne. We had a most For more information please contact: interesting discussion on various matters with all those present. As a matter of interest a small team of Air Formation Signals John Topping (Team Manager) Association Members with others had only just finished a week 1 For more information on the ex-boys see – 7 June from Ex Market Garden at the Training Wing as it had Denbury Boys Ten Tors Team been the 65th Anniversary of that event. South Appleton Bellman Walk Being invited to lunch and to be seated with those present at this Woodlands prestigious venue in the very special surroundings was greatly Ripon HG4 2TY appreciated by Gerald and I. It will long to be remembered. Tel: 01765 609449 Mobile: 07905 065966 Our many thanks go to all for the opportunity to see events at [email protected] Buckingham Palace followed an excellent lunch and then to Capt Clayton for returning us to the station just in time to catch the For more information on the Ex boys see train home though by then and Murphy’s Law, the weather had http://www.denburyjuniorleaders.com improved and become fine and dry.

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AFS ASSOCIATION AT BUCKINGHAM HOUSE GUARD - by Denis K Egan From: Edwin Abrams Following the personal invitation from the CO of 21 Sig Regt, Lt Col David Addley, who is also President of the Air Formation Dear Sir, Signals Association, we were invited to London to see the Public Duties Detachment on Ceremonial Guard duty at Buckingham Further to our telephone conversation concerning my reunion Palace on Tuesday 9 June 2009. This had been confirmed by a with my old fellow Signals friend, Leo Blair. First a little of my telephone call from the 2IC Capt Rachel Clayton of 244 Sig Sqn own history. (Red Hand Gang), on behalf of the Guard Comd, Maj Peter Hale. I was born in Northampton, brought up in Merseyside, left This meant a very early start from Cardiff Station on the 0655hrs Grammar School, joined a fruit company of fruit importers and train and a little less early start for Vice President Gerald D C distributors and became a member of AFS as a messenger boy. Evans from Chippenham so that we both arrived at Paddington When the blitz hit Liverpool, it was a very desperate day. Being between 0900hrs and 0930hrs to be met by Capt Clayton and badly bombed, my family was moved to Northampton. I soon LCpl Naomi Backhouse both in civilian attire. We were then joined the Royal Signals and was posted to Mons Lines Catterick promptly whisked away by car to Wellington Barracks for a quick for 6 – 7 weeks basic training and due to Radio School being full, coffee and meeting with Maj Hale and then escorted by Rachel I was posted to a new division to be formed in Scotland, namely

THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2009 95 52 Lowland Division (Mountain) at a village named Dufftown in Banffshire to be trained in wireless operating and mountain training combined. ADVERTISEMENTS I complete my B3 and B2 OWL and E Sect together and the Div was moved to Old Meldrum where I was taught to drive and did fitness training. We moved soon to Inverurie and the Sect was attached to 186 Fd Regt RA. 52 Div moved to the middle area of ROYAL SIGNALS BASKETBALL Scotland and we set up in Alva Glen. Here we did extensive Signals procedures with the RA Batteries at RHQ. FUTURE EVENTS:

Before D Day we were informed that an invasion of Norway Development Week: 9 – 13 November 09 maybe on hand and we moved to the East. When D Day took Inter Corps Competition: 15 – 20 November 09 place, we realised we were just a decoy but the Germans did move many troops up to this area. The Signal sects and RA were If you are interested in playing basketball for the Corps then changed to an airborne unit. We were then based in Lincolnshire call: and practised loading equipment e.g.25Ib guns and our radios etc. We were loaded up and understood we were going to Team Manager: Capt (TOT) Duncan Chamberlain support troops landing at Arnhem, but again after all the Tel: 94382 5866 / 01225 815866 preparation, the airfield was lost and the aircraft couldn’t land. E-Mail: [email protected] Alt:[email protected] We did finally support the Canadians in landing on Walcheren Island and capturing a port – Antwerp, to shorten lines of communication. We engaged in many actions in France, Holland and Germany, ending the war in Europe by capturing Bremen. ROYAL SIGNALS SQUASH CHAMPIONSHIPS 2009

Later I was posted to Italy and through the Med to Alexandria to These will be held 11 – 13 November 2009 Cairo, Egypt, up to the Canal Zone and Palestine, finally to take a at the Royal Signals Squash Courts, Blandford Camp. group of operators to Khartoum in the Sudan on a locust mission. POC is Maj SA Bason on 94371 8139.

Leo Blair joined me when we arrived in Dufftown back in 1942. We soon made friends. He was a very popular soldier and he was employed in the Signal Office. He enjoyed his life, was very active, a great pianist and formed bands in the unit, everyone FOR SALE liked him. He had many friends, wherever he went. Sterling Silver He was offered a commission just before we attacked Bremen Tankard with towards the end of the war in 1945 and we missed him. He left engraving of the forces and took up Law as did his family. He was very ‘Jimmy’ intelligent and became a Judge. He took his family to Australia to on side live but unfortunately he had a heart attack, however he opposite the recovered and returned to Britain. I saw him on TV when his son, handle. 1945 Tony Blair was making one of his party speeches; he was sitting London with Tony’s wife. Hallmark, this handsome, I managed to contact him again when he set up home in simple, Shrewsbury. We talked regularly. Alas he had another heart sterling pint- attack which had left him unable to engage in conversation. I sized mug is have just had a short holiday in London and they managed to very plain in make an appointment for me to meet him after 64 years. We style, featuring both recognised each other and all the nurses who were a baluster expecting me were there, a night I will never forget. shaped body and stepped I wore my Signals pullover and he kept putting his hand on the foot. The badge. It was a wonderful evening of Royal Signals life. I must tankard buy him a Signals tie and send to him. measures 5 inches tall by 5¼ inches from handle to I only hope I will be able to see him again. side and weighs 13 ounces. Has slight mark on internal base.

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This unit will be disbanding in the near future. If anyone made a presentation to the unit and would like to reclaim it, please contact Capt Chris Hopkins before the end of December 2009 on 01928 715809 or e-mail [email protected] After this date items will be auctioned and monies raised donated to charity.

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