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[email protected] Sacred Commodities by Matt Longo Chapter One- The Wolves of Anyplace/Anywhere …in which our (sort of) dashing hero reveals his trade (and is introduced to the reader…say hello) Sitting in his convertible, the vinyl purring beneath his bottom, Joel Colson leans back into the headrest, pressing his skull into the cushy material, losing himself in the words of How to Win, How to Conquer, tape two in a ten-tape set of motivational material he purchased several years ago. He scrunches up his nose, taking it all in as he’s done countless times before. “We all have desires, we all have wants...for once in our lives, let us try and achieve these goals,” the tape coos. “Let us reach our full potential, in whatever field we choose. Let us make our advances!” And as ridiculous as all this sounds, our hero really needs it. He has to fill his head with something before a job. He can’t just stroll into the funeral parlor and begin; he’s not a miracle worker. Well, we know he’s not a miracle worker.