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= See Page 10 THE LA Professor is Latest Crosswalk Victim By Pam Thompson aparamedicofKentCounty for 11 News Writer years, to help out “Working on him was total Chemistry Professor, Harvey instinct,” Matthews said. “I was Nikkei, became the third victim of out the door and attending to him a pedestrian/automobile accident before I knew what I was doing.” this year, when he was struck by a Life Ambulance brought Nikkei car driven by a 21-year-old male to Blodgett Hospital where he was student late Monday afternoon. admitted for observation. His Nikkei was crossing the road at a preliminary reports showed a lot crosswalk in front of Loutit Hall. of pain in his left chest and hip, and When the AllendaleFire Rescue some pain in his back and neck. Squad arrived at the scene, Fire He also had head abrasions. At Chief, Fred Langeland, said that that time, there were no confirmed nikkel seemed to be in fair fractures or complications. On condition, and could talk and Dec. 6 he was listed in good understand what was going on. condition and was discharged at 8 Their main concern was a possible p.m. concussion. He had a bruised left The driver of the car didn ’ t brake shoulder, a large bruise on his left until or shortly after the impact. temple and a laceration on the back The car was reported to have been of his head. Langeland also said travellingatabout25to30mph. It that the top of the car’s windshield has not yet been determined who was pushed in, and there was a was at fault, police said. large dent on the roof of the car. Nikkei later said, “At the Sandra Bacon, a chemistry crosswalk there was a bus and a laboratory instructor who was car, the bus stopped, the car slowed What are Those Red Ribbons For? walking behind Nikkei said, “The down, and then just kept going. I student didn’t apply the brake perceived something moving out Tis the season to drive safely. The police car above is participating in the Red Ribbon campaign sponsored before the crash.J heard him of the comer of my eye.” by theLanthom, The Department o f Public Safety and MADQa The ribbonsareto remind fellow drivers not (Nikkei) hit the car and the When the first student^was hit to drink and drive over the Hollidays. If interested these ribbons may be obtained at the Lanthorn offiee§M® breaking of the windshield at the earlier this year, the Kistler Council lower level Kirkhof free of charge, until the end of the semester. Photo! Julie Edinger same lime.” organized a four question survey Bacon then ran back to Loutit concerning yield signs on campus and got Patricia Matthews, a and the rights of pedestrians. If a visiting instructor of Biology and See ACCIDENT, p. 2

By Michell Genaux registered than a year ago.” Blue also said Guest Writer Registrar Dead Serious About more students means a greater demand for seats in classes. Students who haveadvanced registered In the past, it was easy to hold seats for for winter classes must pay tuition in full by New Tuition Deadline people until after final registration because December 22; Registrar Lynn Blue hopes from square one at final registration won’t them, once again, about the deadline. of enrollment decline, Blue said. But now everyone knows of this new deadline. be very happy, Blue said. Blue also wants students to know they there are more students demanding seats in Blue said a student’s classes will be The registar has tried many things to can get deferred tuition loans, which can be classes. It doesn’t seem right to hold seats dropped if the student fails to pay all of their insure all students know about the deadline. paid back after Christmas. until the last minute for people who haven’t past due indebtness plus tuition by Dec. 22. Blue said, every student was sent a personal A financial aid receptionist said the paid for them Blue says. The seats not paid This does not include room and board for the letter expalining about the change. She also Grand Valley tuition loan has a ten dollar for will be open at final registration for winter semester. said, the clerical members of the university processing fee and one third of tuition must studnets who want them. According to Blue* informing the went through training sessions so they would be paid before Dec. 22. More information is Blue is concerned about students who students of this change in policy has been remember to tell students about the changed available at financial aid. decide to wait until final registration to pay the biggest problem so far. However, Blue tuition deadline. Further, Blue said, next Blue said enrollment increase is one their tuition instead of paying early. She went on to say, “ The deadline hasn’t gotten week statements will be sent to all students reason for thechange in the tuition deadline. said, “ It’s hard to get a perfect schedule at here yet.” Those students who have to start / who have registered for classes reminding She said, “ We now have 15% more students final registration.” Mueller Furniture Signs Eight-Year Agreement Winter School GVSU Leases Part of Stow-Davis Property Closing Policy Doug Smith, director of the Office of ALLENDALE- Winter has arrived and By Tim Syrek According to Gray Lerchan, director of Economic Expansion for Grand Valley, said severe weather is likely to follow. The News Writer administration for Mueller, the Stow and Davisplantfills the short-term goals of both the deal should cover expenses for the Grand Valley State University emergency closing policy is as follows. The Mueller Furniture Corp. and Grand institutions. Downtown Center and the demolition of the Grand Valley State University will close Valley State University reached an Lerchan said the university will be Phoenix Building slated to be tom down this winter. all or part of it’s operations only in the case agreement last week to lease part of the S to w expected to pay $100,000 to transform a of extreme emergency caused by impassible and Davis complex. high-pressure boiler into a low-pressure “After the eight-year lease is up, the Mueller Corporation will probably roads, violent weather, energy loss, or other But the arrangement has one hitch — the boiler, while Mueller pays to make the conditions seriously endangering the health deal will be broken off in eight years, part building “aesthetically pleasing” by painting consolidate their facilities,” Smith said. “Grand Valley will begin the building of our and safety of students, faculty and staff. As ways at the end of that period, and build several floors. new downtown campus.” a ruie, the L.V. Eberhard center will close separate structures. “The 110,000 square-foot building has a only when the Allendale campus is closed. The lease will allow Mueller Furniture to concrete floor,” Lerchan said. ‘The wooden He said the lease is adjustable to inflation, and the actual amounts each company puts Announcement of a closing will be made abandon its factory in Holland and move floor in our old factory couldn ’ t support the into the plant and monthly rent payments over the following area stations. For a more into the larger budding downtown. heavy machinery we needed. Some type of detailed update on campus conditions and A five-year lease, with three individual change was inevitable.” could vary. Grand Valley may be looking for other area roads, tunc to the Grand Valley State one-year options was signed last week. The Stow and Davis building is less than tenants for the S tow and Davis building west owned radio station, WGVU— FM 88.5. Officials from Grand Valley and Mueller one mile from the company’s existing of the railroad tracks. Smith said. See POLICY, p 6 feel that the lease was of fair market value. facility, on Fifth Street NW. Page 2 The Lanthorn December 7,1988'

ACCIDENT HelpIVanted: From p. 1 ■ ...... — " The Lanthom is currently looking for sports writers, petition is put together, it will be asking for a yield sign at the features writers, news writers, downtown campus feldhouse crosswalk. Theresaults of the survay have not yet been writers, typesetters, and graphic artists. determined. In order to prevent more Sttop fey .Dm ttlto® KDorklto©fl ©@iraft©ir ®fi8®ma®mtt ®or @®DD pedestrians from being hit, Grand Valley officer, John Lyman offered some dps* Drivers should anticipate a pedestrians actions on whether they are going to cross or Places to go, not, and pedestrians shouldn’t assume that a driver is going to stop. They should wait until the People to see 5 pm weekdays, Thurs. till 7 pm vehicle has stopped or slowed down before entering the Greek Leadership Lunch crosswalk. “While going 35 mph, A t 'GVSIU one travels 51.45 feet per second 12:00 pmKC as opposed to 25 mph where one travels only 36.75 feet per second. Thursday, Dec. 8 Tuesday, Dec. 13 It may not seem that fast to the •a general public, but it is adifference * Student Senate meeting Wednesday, Dec. 14 of 14.70 feet per second. By the time someone has changed the tape 4:30 pm KC-Portside or waves to a friend the vehicle has * Christmas Reception travelled quite a distance,” said * Women's Basketball 3 pm and 5 pm KC Lyman. GVSU vs. Ft. Wayne “It(thespeed)hasquite an effect 5:45 pm FH Thursday, Dec. 15 on the time it takes to stop a car,” said GV officer Kurt Robinson. * Men's Basketball Campus Police are urging that GVSU vs. Grand Rapids Baptist Friday, Dec. 16 drivers .slow down to the speed 7:45pm FH limit or below and that they pay * Semester Ends 100 percent attention. to their Friday, Dec. 9 driving task. They are also urging that drivers watch for pedestrians The Lanthom invites all student * Classes End as well as neither one of the two organizations to submit their meeting dates assume what the other will do. and campus events for publication. All “I realize now that I ought to Saturday, Dec. 10 information must be at The Lanthom office stop and smell the roses and thank before 1 pm Wednesday for the following God for all the things I have,” said Sunday, Dec. 11 issue. This service is funded by the Student Nikkei. “I could’ve been dead, I Senate. was within inches of hitting my head on the curb.”

Kathy Migneco

Freshman Kathy Migneco is majoring in pie-health and physical therapy and she is planning a career in pediatric physical therapy. She has been on the Senate Community Affairs Committee for one semester. She joined the Senate, "to be able to help out as much as possible, and to be involved."

In addition to being on the Senate, Migneco is on the Kistler Council and is a member of the Pre-Physical Therapy Club.

Andrew J. Hager

Junior Andy Hager has been on the Senate Allocations Committee for one semester. He joined the Senate because he believes that the students need the best representation possible and that the Senate is the best way to express these needs and concerns.

Hager is a political science and psychology major who is planning to be an attorney or psychologist. )

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December 7. 13S? The Lanthorn Letters Section My Turn the Question: Your Turn To Speak Out Do you think that smoking should be Cranial Correction banned in all public buildings on campus? Dear Editor I would like to set the record straight on the text accompanying the cover page “filler photo” from your Nov. 23,1988 issue. Michael Stephens, a GVSU anthropology student, is demonstrating a trephined human skull from the detroit area (circa 1000a.d.) to an interested JenisonBursley group of students (one of 25 such groups this year.) I would suspect that few of these youngsters will undergo trephinning during their lifetime (“And here’s what you’ll look like in 2,000 years”) The“Smiuy”mastadon display is in adifferent area of the laboratory. I might suggest that the next time you need some filler, you send along someone who knows the difference between a human and an elephant skull, oral least someone who will check on the pertinent facts before publication. Or, better yet, send one of your reporters down to the bowels of LMH to get an idea of what has been going on in anthropology at GVSU for the past two decades. Laura Moose Mike Morris Pam Aitken Sincerely, Sr. Special Ed. Fr. Pre Med. Sr. Heatlth Science Richard E. Flanders “I don’t think it should be “No, not all of them. They “No, I think there should be Professor of Anthropology banned, but placed in seperate should keep the seperate areas seperate areas, but it wouldn’t be areas.” Anthropology Lab (STPA) like they do now. It is up to the fair to the smokers to totally ban people whether they want to it." Straightening Out the smoke or not” Prophylactic Point

Dear Editor: . I feel compelled to respond to the condom vending machines approved by the Student Senate, because some people have missed the point. Sure there arc condoms available at the fieldhouse, but whalhappens when it’s 2:00 in the morning and the fieldhouse is closed? You can’t drive to Allendale because nothing is open that late (since it’s such a nice little conservative town). I don’t live on campus, but I can understand how those who live on campus would feel if they had to drive to Grand Rapids at 2:00 a.m. Mr. Sayers claims that the vending machines would promote prc-maritalscx. Using the same logic (if you can call it that), if a shelter for teenage runaways is set up, does that mean that Mike Brown Stephanie Weiss Tom Niederer it promotes running away? Photographer So. Undecided Sr. Marketing Let me remind Mr. Sayers that people are not going to have “No, I think they should have “No, I think there should be “Every time you walk into a sex just because they seea condom vending machine. He also designated areas for smoking.’ designated areas. It’s their building you enter a smoking ares claims that he has compassion for his fellow men, yet by choice, as long as it doesn’t (lobbies) and you inhale their voting against the machines he is also trying to stop, a means bother antone else.” smoke. They should have Compiled by J. Andy Karafa by which the risk of unwanted diseases and pregnancy is designated areas in the Commons Photos by Julie Edinger reduced. THAT’S HYPOCRITICAL! only, or keep it outside.” Mr. Sayers also ponders the religious faiths of the other senators, well I’m a Secular Humanist and it irritates me they are available.” Condoms arc available in the Fieldhouse wish that they would come out and take a stand. By saying when someone tries to force their vie ws on me. He also added for only S. 10. If students are “responsible”, then they would nothing you are supporting the installment of condom that his fellow senators encouraged everyone to vote their think ahead and buy them there. It seems ironic that the vending machines on campus. conscience on this issue, yet he forgot to add that he was also dorms provide an “alcohol free” environment, but at the Sincerely, reminded to keep the best interests of the students in mind. same time will supply condoms to residents. The only other Bridget Boutwell He did not do that! place that you find condom machines is in truck stop It’s high time we keep up with the other state institutions. restrooms. Do we have to go that low? Many people are Registration Run-around Central Michigan, Eastern Michigan, Western Michigan, indifferent to the machines. If students aren’t demanding and Michigan State have condom vending machines. The them why install them? Dear Editor, University of Michigan has approved the installation of The poll conducted by the Community Affairs Committee On November 1,1 turned my winter registration in to my condom vending machines. Grand Valley should follow suit. indicated that 80% of Grand Valley residents were in favor freshman seminar teacher, just like the rest of the class. By To the 17 senators who approved the issue, I com mend you of the condom vending machines. I didn ’t see how this could the end of Thanksgiving break, evryone had gotten their for taking an open mind on this issue. To the other nine, 1 be accurate so I took my own poll. The residents I polled schedule, except for me. I went to the records office and suggest you lea ve your Utopian world and join the real world. were from Copeland Hall and the LiyingCenters. Out of 124 asked where it was. After checking the computer and files, people, 67 were either against or had no opinion about the they told me that they didn’t have it. Sincerely, condom machines, 57 were in favor of the machines. That From there, I went to my faculty advisor, who made some Darren J. Gibson makes those in favor around 46% of the residents, not the calls. Sure enough, my registration had been lost. Sol asked 80% previously claimed. what I was supposed to do. I was told to submit another Con-Condom Viewpiont: Too The expense of installing these machines could be used for registration — which would be processsed December 5, other things; not to mention the reputation thatGrand Valley with the “new registerees. ” Needless to say, I was more than Little Too Late? would acquire. I can see it now in the literature sent out to a bit peeved. Dear Editor, prospective students: one of only two schools in Michigan The fact that they lost my registration is upsetting because I’m very disappointed that few have opposed the with condom vending machines for those unexpected those kinds of things shouldn’t happen. However, the fact proposition of installing condom vending machines in on- emergencies. that no one helped ms, in my situation really got to me. There campus housing. As I read the newspaper all I see is that At the beginning of this semester I listened to the president is no one that can actually be blamed, it certainly isn’t me. condom vending machines would be beneficial to students of our school as he clearly discouraged activities such as They lost my schedule, and I have to suffer. I am not al lowed on campus. I agree with Dan Hobbs, ‘That it’s not the drinking and sex. Where does he stand now? I know that to do drop-add, because I ha ven ’ t turned in a registration yet! Sec Runaround p. 4 availability or the non-availability but the extent to which there are others out there with opinions similar to mine. I Page 4 The Lanthorn December 7,1988 Wanted: APPLICATIONS ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR College Cash Orientation ORIENTATION LEADERS! • Application deadline Feb. 3, New Book Tells How to Learn And Earn as a Student Entrepen&ur Leaders 1989 Lake High School graduate, of the University of California in ALLENDALE- Looking for a By Suzanne Allen * Help others learn about describes endeavors as varied as San Diego, travels to college summer job? The admissions office Guest Writer GVSU running a thesis-typing service, campuses and high schools in an has several part-time positions for Do you bite your nails, talk selling homemade chocolate candy, effort to get more students involved students interested in becoming * Applications are available in rapidly, or have a Type A to forming a campus food-delivery in the business world. As the founder Orientation Leaders. You do not admissions, the acedemic personality? service or operating a hang-gliding of the local San Diego chapter of need tobeeligiblefor work-study in resource center, student Have you ever been fired from school. ACE, the Association of College order to be selected. activities and housing. a job because you thought it should “I want to persuade people Entrepreneurs, Hutchinson “We are looking for students who be done differently? —that it’s s*possible to have a hobbie generates excitement on the subject know about Grand Valey. In Didyoueverhavealemonade that pays for itself," Hutchinsion of “ College Cash”. addition, students should possess stand or similar enterprise as a kid? said. “ :j ACE is an organization strong communication skills, enjoy According to Van Hutchinson, The motivating factor for founded in the mid-1980s with an assisting others, be supportive of author of “ College Cash: How to starting a business of your own, say s estimated 300 colleges and the University, and have high Earn and Learn as a Student Hutchinson, “is the drive to be universities and over 400 countries academic standards. For those Entrepreneur,” saying yes to any of independent- - the innovation^) find including the Soviet Union and selected, training sessions are these questionscouldmean you hold a better way of doing things." China. required so you don’t have to know the characteristics of a potential Hutchinson encourages and Amoung H utchinson’s every hall rule or academic policy,” Five Initiated business owner. advises students willing to make the previous accomplishments is a bode according to Bonnie Ulmer, assistant The book, published by transition from employee to published while in high school director of admissions. Into PEK Harcourt Brace Jovanovkh for employer. Among the two major entitled, “ Excelling: High School Applications are available at the $7.95, not only rates entrepreneur pitfalls Hutchinson warns against is Superstars and How to Become following locations: Admissions BySuzane Allen hopefuls of their business skills, but finance problems and flaky partners. One.” Other business ventures Office, Seidman House; Academic Guest Writer tells of super-successful—or failed “Guard against bad bookkeeeping included a lawn-care service, tutor Resource Center, Commons; operations other college students and always service customers with service, and running an organic Housing Office, Commons; and the On S unday, November 27, the around the cbuntry achieved. lavish attention,” says Hutchinson. lemonade stand. Student Activities Office, Kirkhof GVSUphysicaleducation honorary Hutchinson, a 1984 Spring Hutchinson, a recent graduate Center. Interested students should fraternity initiated five new students file applications with theadmissions as members. The Game Omicron office by February 3,1989. chapter of Phi Epsilon Kappa (PEK) Monday Night Sports Clinic a Success The selection process will consist has added; Brock Roe, Patti Ray, Atheletes Examined Free of Chang of a screening of the applicant and a Jeff Schiller, Mike Smith and Russ 20 minute interview with a staff Lee. By Francine Ring Clinic can be seen every Monday and perscriptions when needed. member and a returning Orientation PEK, anon -profit professional Guest Writer night, as the clinic door inside the Registered Physical Therapist, Shari leader. organization dedicated to advancing fieldhouse opens to athletes from Driptec, is on hand every Monday Orientation leader responsibilities related fields of education, has been Preparing to visit your doctor elementary, high school, college, night at the clinic to provide athletes include counseling students, active at GVSU since the winter of often means scheduling time off weekend or recreational pursuits- - a thorough understanding of what is programing social activities, 1986 and holds approximately 50 from work or school, but thanks to all of whom are examined and available at the Sports Med Center. assisting with the freshman seminar members (25 inactive). an idea inspired by Grand Valley evaluated free-of-charge. Persons interested in the services program, and becoming wel “ The main premise to join the State University’s Athletic Trainer, Because the clinic offers the provided by Grand Valley’s Sports informed about campus procedures fraternity,” says Brian Purves, a Doug Woods, your next visit may first step in the diagnosis of a sports Medicine Clinic can call 895-3133. and services. senior in Physical Education and only be a Monday night away. related problem, further treatment Or like hundreds of other athletes Orientation leaders are paid $3.65 presidentof PEKsincefall semester In collaboration with the is sometimes recommended. To over the years, you can drop in on per hour, plus meals and lodging in 1988, “ is to meet two University’s two team physicians, insure acontinuity of care, the clinic any Monday night between the hours the residence halls during the responsibilities. The first R.A. Hoekman, M.D., and R.J. has combined its services with Saint of 5pm to 8pm, during the academic program. responsibility is to the profession of Lovett, M.D., Wood’s idea to form Mary’s Hospital Sports Med Canter, calendar year, and see for yourself For more information contact Physical Education and the second a sports medicine clinic became a where an injured athlete can be the results of a clinic founded six Bonnie UlmerorGlenda Pittman at is to the organization and fraternity.” reality six years ago. Today the provided with X-rays, physical years ago. the admissions office, ext. 2025. ____ See PEK p. 5 success of Grand Valley’s Sports therapy, braces, knee immobilizers,

Runaround morals onto other peoplp. If you do Leaders in Excellence Conclude First Semester From p. 3 not wish to associate with those who By Rodney Thiss according to Robin Meyerink, “ I found it very informative for the do not share your values, that is your Nor would they process my Guest Writer coordinator of the programs, “This topics discussed,” said GVSU choice, and you are losing as friends, registration immediately. Isuppose is a very good response. Other studentTony Beachler,“People that now I can only hope for inverted, a lot of very sincere, funny, warm, As the fall semester draws to a schools average 12, 13, or 14 showed up a lot out of them I feel, underwater basket-weaving 101. and wonderful people. You say you close so does the first semster of the students in their first year leadership it’s too bad that more people weren’t do not wish that anyone would get I sure am glad I came to GVSU Excellence in Leadership program. programs.” there.” now — for that personal attention. pregnant before marriage and that Excellence in Leadership was Bronze, silver, and gold levels Individual Excellence Program Seems like just another school, to no one would get AIDS, but you added after the introduction of the of achievement are available in the meetings are held on Wednesdays at me. have a funny way of showing it. No Individual Excellence Program in Excellence in Leadership Program. noon, 4p.m. and 9p.m. The first Sincerely, one is asking you to use the condoms the winter semester of 1988. Both Upon the completion of certain winter semester Individual Dan Ledford and I applaud you if you resist they programs are designed to provide requirements the student moves up Excellence Program meeting is temptation to engage in premarital overall leadershipskills tostudents. the levels accordingly. scheduled for February 1, 1989. Condom Issue sex, but not everyone is as strong as The Individual Excellence Program The fall semester Individual Winter semester meetings you. I believe the campus should is part of Excellence in Leadership. Excellence Program theme was, include: Delegation, Leadership Creates install condom machines for those While any student is welcome to “Fundraising and Program Styles, Assertiveness, Conflict Christian Schism who are less (self-) righteous than participate in the Individual Planning”. Six Individual Management, Taking and Managing you are. This is, after all, a public Excellence Program only those Excellence Program meetings are Risk and Time Management. Dear Editor, institution. students who are members of held each semester with a different More information on the I’m writing in response to the In response to Mr. Hobbs, you are campus organizations are allowed area of focus on the theme being Individual Excellence Program and letters that appeared in the Nov. 30 right that condoms are 90 percent in the Excellence in Leadership dicussed. The fall semester meetings the Excellence Leadership Program Lanihorn. I respect the opinion of effective. Butisn't90percentbetter Program. were entitled: Recruiting and is available at the student Mr. Sayers and I myself as a than zero percent? Better to do “Approximately 40 students Retaining Members, Effective organization station, the student Christian, but Mr. Sayers, you must something than nothing. participated in the Individual Meetings, MembershipMotivation, services office or by calling 895- face the fact that not everyone is a Sincerely, Excellence Program and 25 Irithe Communication Skills, Group “1295. Christian, You cannot push your Michelle Egeler Excellence in Leadership Program,” Decision Making and Goal Setting.

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Members arc selected on the Basis of previous achievements, Ground Water Education Program O fficials explaPurves, “past records should By Kathy Woodard protection programs. detailed maps showing the show that they’re capable of News Writer According to Water Resources direction of groundwater flow, as accomplishing more.” Institutedirector, Rem Ward, “With well as the probability and potential Ready A 2-day annual convention To establish Grand Valley State GVSU, a hub for GEM in West for contamination. was held on November 3-5, in University as the first regional hub Michigan, we will be able to Another program developed by Battle Creek for the Michigan for Groundwater Education in strengthen and substantially GEM is providing expansive For M ove Association of Health, Physical Michigan (GEM), the W.K. expand our work in groundwater educational awareness on water Education, Recreation and DAnce Kellogg Foundation of Battle protection, enhancement, and resources for grades K-12. By Tim Syrek (MAHPERD). . Over 800 Creek has awarded a three-year education.” The final program concentrates News Writer professional Physical Educators $580,680 grdnL Several projects are currently in on the strengthening of from around the midwest and the The Foundation, established in progress which will immediately groundwater communication No final decision has been state of Michigan attended 1931 to “help people help benefit from the support provided technology for professionals in made on which school will be seminars and classes for the latest themselves,” has distributed more by the Kellogg Foundation. both public and private sectors. moving from the Allendale information on the market than $1 billion in support of The first project’s goal is to “Other needed groundwater campus into the L.V. Eberhard “ It’s a door opener to our programs inagriculture, education identify the West Michigan research, education, and public Center. However, Grand Valley profession,” said vice president and health. reservoirs. GVSU geology information activities by Grand officials are prepared for the move. Mary Fran Peterlin,” because our GEM isanew statewide program professor, Norm TenBrink has Valley’s Water Resources Institute Dick Mehler, L.V. Eberhard field is not very open right now, if headquartered at MSU and funded developed a computer program will be made possible as a result of building manager, said that it your name is our there, you get a by the -foundation to improve locating reservoirs in Ottawa this farsighted program of the doesn’t matter which school much better chance of getting a groundwater quality and human County, plotting their Kellogg Foundation,” said Ward. comes downtown, the building job.” health through groundwater characteristics and providing could handle it. Purves and Peterlin were “It would take some choosen as delegates from GVSU planning to get all the faculty and ARA Unleashes Secret Super-Computer classrooms organized,” Mehler to the representative assembly of FOCUS Increases E fficiency at Food Service MAHHPERD which discussed said, “ Until we get some actual numbersonhowmany are coming, concerns of the program from each By Pam Potgeter catered events. FOCUS candothatfor them,”said we cannot start any school. Guest Writer “FOCUS benefits the students. Sam Holm, the Assistant Director modifications.” A total of 30 PEK members IT limits leftovers so it keeps costs who handles purchasing for the Mehler said major attended the convention and It’s the best kept secret on down, and offers us the flexibility Commons and the Deli. “It saves a modifications will involve faculty presented “Fun and Easy Line campus. Automated Retailers of to make menu changes on request,” lot of time.” office space in the building. Dances, with Progression for Your America (ARA), has increased its said Julie May, Director of Dining Lower food and operating costs “ It may be a bit squeezed in Young Dancers". Supervision was efficiency by acquiring a state-of- Service at the Commons. “It also aren’t the only benefit FOCUS the building, but everyone will conducted by Patti Scott, Assistant the-art computer program called frees the managers time to interact offers. “It’s been good for have an office,” Mehler said. Professor of Physical Education FOCUS. with students and find out what employee morale. They thought it Jim Britt, dean of Continuing and vice president of the dance Operating on a mini computer, they want.” was neat. We’ve gotten a lot of Education said the move would division of MAHPERD. FOCUS provides food service The program is a time-saver for good input from the employees,” be beneficial to the growth of the PEK members have plans to management with the information the cooks as well. “The cooks can said May. “It took a lot of man­ downtown center. attend the National AAHPERD necessary to forecast a number of get the recipe and instead of hours to implement the data, but “The move will allow the Convention held in Charlestown, variables, such as menu planning, manually doing the math to now I get nervous during lightning building to be used full-time,"Britt West Virginia on February 16-18, inventory control, purchasing, increase or decrease portions storms. Idon’twanttolivewithout said, “ The building is vacant according to the number of patrons, 1989. portion forecasting, and also it during theday. Any school coming down would fill up the empty classrooms.” According to Britt, the School of Business, School of Education, and School of Social Work are the main three in the running for the transition. “There are a lot of creative things that we can do with the schedule to get every class in the iffe re n c e building,” said Britt,” This may mean we have some Saturday, or Friday night classes on the schedule.” THE LARGEST SELECTION IN MICHIGAN! Britt and Mehler hope the demolition of the Phoenix THE LOWEST PRICES YOU’LL FIND! Building this winter and paving of a parking lot on the site will WAS (NOT WAS) SURFACE alleviate any parking problems. EDDIE MONEY Is 2nd WAVE NOTHING TO LOSE WHAT UR DOG? Including: “The Phoenix will give us including: I lli»Md/0l«cfc Shade* Wilk On WMar/Lrt Me In including: Can W* Spend Some Time more than 300 parking spaces less Hm Lovff In tout Eyw/Boantma Baby Chrysalis, gpv In The House Of Love Shower Me With tour Love Out Come The Freaks than one block from the Eberhard Walk The Dinosaur Center. This should cover any surplus in parking.” Britt said. V See MOVE, p. 6

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When Ron Howard's Cocoon to tag along and visit their old by Pam Pofgefer hit the theatres, everyone and home. They visit Bemie (Jack Guest Writer their mother was suprised at how Gifford), who has been lonely good a film it really was. since his wife's death in the first There was a spy on campus The campus moron has struck such a precision, well-thought- It wasn't just a movie about film. Gifford is given more to do Wednesday night again and must be stopped! This out crime. I'll bet it was months aliens coming to Earth. It was a in this film , and his performance Peter N. James, controversial weekend the idiot decided to in the planning. Of course, even movie about people and how is easily the best of the author and former spy, presented throw toilet paper all over the the best laid plans of mice and their lives were changed by ensemble. a slide show and lecture on trees, defacing our fine idiots . . . I mean, if you think meeting fantastic beings and Meanwhile, one of the cocoons "International Espionage and university. It's not even the spelling in the Lanthorn is tmaking fantastic decisions. has been found by a research Terrorism" on the Promenade Halloween! bad, take a look at how this The film was full of delightful institute, and Jessica Tandy has a Deck last Wednesday night I have often come close to clown butchered the "J" word! characters played by some of the wonderful time with some James' colorful history began apprehending this jerk, but he The other day when I caught best actors in the business- Brian children in a foster program. shortly after graduating from the always finds a way to escape. him leaving his chaw (just a Dennehy, Wilford Brimley, Along the way, some suprises Case Institute of Technolqgy You might have seen (or pinch between cheek and gums) Hume Cronyn; Jessica Tandy, creep in. with a physics degree in 1962. not-seen) him in action yourself. in the water fountain, I had just and my personal favorite Don Cocoon: The Return is a worth James went to work as a rocket This is the same guy who about had enough. To top it off, Ameche. successor to the original, even engineer for Pratt and Whitney never flushes the toilet and leaves he slipped in next to me at class, C o co o n is easily one my though at times it tries too hard Aircraft in West Palm Beach, his goodies for all the world to paused long enough to leave favorite films; a sci-fi movie to emulate the appeal of the first Florida. see. I saw him fleeing the scene some vapor trails, and then without the sci-fry. film. Still, there is alot of fun to While working as the of one of his "crimes" the other escaped-- leaving me to take the Now we have Cocoon: The be had when Ameche, Brimley, company's first foreign day but couldn't get a good look heat Return, and the whole gang is and Cronyn take on some technology expert he had his first at his face, mainly because his I am convinced that he lives back, except for Brian Denehy, hotshots in a game of basketball. encounter with the CIA. finger was stuck up his nose. right on the floor above me and whose brief cameo appearence For their age, all of these actors Although never employed by the This is the guy who used a that his favorite sport is either does not make up for his are in surprisingly good shape. agency, James did work twenty at Stop 'n' Rob just five basketball or jumping up and absence. The only real problem this independently to provide the CIA minutes ago, and now you can't down in the middle of the night This sequel, in the grand film has is a lack of consistancy, with information. use a five to buy Twinkies. This He also thoroughly enjoys scheme of things, is a pretty but overall Cocoon: The Return Using professional scientific is the guy whose ker-ch o o s! putting toothpicks in the lode good follow-up. Instead of is entertaining and rewarding in a conferences as his cover, James make it under the salad bar sneeze and propping buckets of water having a major plot supported by melancholy sort of way. See it met with Russian scientists, guard. outside the door. That is, when subplots, this feels more like a with your family, not your engineers, and espionage agents, I just know that this was the he's not busy ruining my Sunday collection of short stories with a friends. until his dismissal from feeb who had the raquetball court morning on Saturday night by common thread. The aliens have Cocoon: The Return is playing Pratt-Whitney in 1971 for before me, and thought that the driving the porcelain bus trying returned to retreive their at Studio 28 and Showcase. It is uncovering corruption within the empty light switch box in the to "find a guy named Rrralph slumbering comrades. The group rated PG. company. wall was a spittoon. How do I about buying a Buuu-ick. from the first movie has chosen The slide show focused on the know? Because he missed. The only way to get rid of this past 25 years of James' life; his Earlier in the year Jerkus menace is to act as a team. . . contacts with Russian and other decided to spraypaint the sidewalk you catch him and I'll beat him countries' espionage agents, and by "the rock." What a brain this into a bloody pulp. . . and leave his travels around the world. person must possess to execute him in the drinking fountain. Through his camera he has gathered information from major world trouble spots. Finals- Threat or Menace? He has been to Cuba three times during the Reagan years, describing Fidel Castro ds * * * Information Society out by the way). They were I'm "paranoid". With all the clubs and societies A Boinger and "The Cubans live in fear of an out today, what makes this one U-Stink-But-I-Love-U. If you American strike on Cuba," James any better than the rest? Well, we think the titles are weird, you said. could start with their motto should listen to the lyrics! "I hate Sometimes James' adventures which states "always remember, your polyester pantsuits and your were almost "007"-ish in nature. it's a great big disco world." greasy hair/ And that stuff He recalled a "subtle” recruiting Second, we could acknowledge between your braces and your attempt by the KGB that took the fact that this group has had a hairy derriere." four years to complete. "We had previous hit back in 1984 called All this and more comes from drinks in Venice, late n ight. . . Running and managed to pull Bloom County's own Steve We would meet clandestinely in back together for an album in Dallas, Wild Bill Cat, Opus, little restraurants, with KGB Once upon a time (sound tells it all. We have our basic 1988. The techno-pop sounds Croakus, and Hodge-Podge (who agents actually outside on the familiar?), in 18th-century elements; the killer, the woman, present- in the hit W h a t—On interestingly enough_Skins, street looking for the CIA." France, there lived a human and the scent (read it, scent, not Your Mind (Pure Energy) are Squints, and Creme Rinses). "To show how patient the (that's different) monster unlike sex!). Patrick Suskind introduces also found in Something In The The critics seem to be raving KGB was, they told me to wait a anything mankind had ever us to the world of Jean-Baptiste Air and the remake Lay All Your about them, though. The Edge year, go to Rome for a scientific known. Grenouille, the murderer. Love On Me. from U2 was quoted as saying, conference, and they would A murderer so depraved that Jean's world consists of scent If the Information Society can "We think they’re great. In a arrange a flight for me, via only the most hideous of crimes and nothing but scene It fills his put out an equally impressive grand, mystical, neo-political Prague, Czechoslovakia, to could satisfy his lust. Hold life and makes up his soul and he second album, than all rumors of sense, these guys have a real interrogate me. Apparently I was everything! Stop the press. It will do anything to capture the being a "one shot deal” will be message in their music. They in some kind of danger, because sounds like Jason at Lake St. ingredients for his one final great dispelled. 1 like this Society, don’t, however, have neat names the CIA advised me not to go.” Claire in France. Could it be? perfume. Nothing will stop him, where do I join up? like me and Bono." Even Tammy Because James did not work for Naaa. They didn't have hockey even if it means killing. ? ? ? Billy And The Faye Bakker mentioned, "I don’t the US Government directly, he masks back then. Another This book really cooks! The endidg is like nothing you would B oingers know what ’boinging’ is, but I’ll never had to sign the federal important observation, this killer A friend of mine recently sat bet Jim does." (?) So, there you "Secrecy Oath". That meant that was after the scent of young ever expect, too. Get ready for a me down and forced me to listen have it. Could they be the next no government agency could virgins, not copulating teen swim in a dark pool of fragrance, right next to your favorite to both sides of a ’45 by this Guns And Roses ? Between us, See Spy p. 8 bimbos. group (the only two songs put probably better! Perfume, the title of the book, homicidal maniac! Page 8 The Lanthom December 7,1988 Spy % •.» * 0 From p. 7 good-bye and I knew it was going cousin and I had referred to kisses legally censor what he had to say. Counselor's/ to happen. We stepped toward as a form of dessert, only this Despite this legal protection, each other. He was taller than dessert had "zero calories”. The James does not use "kiss and tell" me (which isn't saying much kisses were supposed to be sweet, material in his lectures that since I’m 5'4") so I had to tilt my like candy, and you could have would jeopardize national C om er___ head back. As soon as I did, he as many as you wanted without security. Rather than light fires, swooped down on me out of gaining weight (every teenage James wants to spark interest. He The Counseling Center Staff their first taste and flick back nowhere with his mouth wide girl's dream). After the disaster I strongly believes that Americans would like to thank all entrants inside. You decide you like what open, his tongue hanging out, had just experienced, I never can and must control their own in the Human Sexuality Essay just happened and go back for and his eyes closed. The sight wanted to kiss a guy again. destiny by getting involved in Contest for their honesty and more. The whole time you've was enough to turn my stomach. It turned out that this guy our democracy. work. The first place essay is been holding your breath, not Instead I turned my head, quickly, wanted more than those so-called "Democracy with participation reprinted with the permission of realizing it until you have to but not quickly enough. He kisses, so I dropped him like a is a great society. We need the author, Michelle Canich. come back for air... ended up getting the side of my hot potato. It took me two years participation to make it work. KISS 2 How wonderful. That kiss face with his sopping wet tongue to get over my fear of kissing We are in danger of losing our Kisses, especially the first one, only happened in my dreams. and lips. I had to actually wipe guys. I became that hung up country because of apathy and can be a memorable experience. My first kiss had anything but all the slim away. It was like being over the whole mess. In fact, it lack of involvement. The A faint blush tints the cheeks, that romance and passion. I liked kissed by my dog. I was so became so bad, I thought I needed percentages for voter turnout get making you feel warm all over. the guy mostly because he liked embarrassed. I was only therapy! I just could not bring lower every year. We elected Then the butterflies start in the me. That was one of the major expecting a kiss not an myself to kiss another guy. I Bush with no discussion of the pit of your stomach, slowly things that attracted me to him, open-mouth, hanging-tongue thought that disaster of a kiss issues." fluttering up to the throat, he liked me. Finally a guy liked lick. was my fault because I didn't James also said, "If something tickling you, trying to make you me. Okay, so I did want a little know what I was doing. happens when Bush is in office, laugh. You move closer to each Anyway, it happened after a tongue action, but I wanted to be Well, this story does have a don’t blame George. Leadership is other. And then it happens. The football game on a cold autumn led into it slowly. I also didn't happy ending. I did end up a mirror image of America. lips touch again, parted slightly, night. Our breath came out in think it would be so wet. Before getting that perfect kiss, but Maybe our leadership reflects on the tongues adventure out, get steamy clouds. We were saying this nightmare happened, my that's another tale. the American people."

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If you have any common sense GV Grad Makes Good Playing Games you ought to be a success at "Rhyme and Reason,” claims the game's creator, Grand Valley within everyone's reach.” She's also modeled alumnus Debbie Buck. When asked how many hours it professionally for 10 years, and Buck, a 1981 graduate of Grand, took her to create the game Buck acted as office supervisor for her Valley's College of Arts and laughed. husband's medical office in Sciences with a degree in "Hours!?" she said. "It took Rockford. Language Arts, created the game two years and I still work 12-14 All this from a Language Arts as a fun alternative to knowledge hours a day." degree? games such as Trivial Pursuit In addition to filling Debbie's "The degree has gotten me in "'Rhyme and Reason is an days, Buck Productions, founded the door to get jobs. But more adult conversation game of in 1988, employs several people important than the diploma is the common sense and mother wit" part-time. Dottie Buck, Debbie's experience," Buck says. says Buck. "It's portable because mother, helps market the game. "Grand Valley taught me how there's no board and it's relaxing, Buck's mother isn't the only to write with color, how to fun and easy going.” relative who plays a part in phrase questions, how to "Rhyme and Reason" is played Buck's business. transcribe my spoken humor into by each player asking the others ’’This game involves a lot of written form." questions with common sense common sense," Buck says. "I Buck transferred to GVSC from answers. Questions are in the sort of inherited my common Central Michigan University. form of true and false, yes/no, fill sense from my grandmother. She She's glad she switched. in the blank, multiple choice, and was a very smart woman." "At Grand Valley, most of my explaining the meaning of Besides her inherited common classes were so small, sometimes n common maxims. sense, Buck has spent countless I can even remember what clothes How tough can common sense hours at the library brainstorming the professors used to wear." be? Try this one: "How many and reading books and magazines. "I'll never forget Sharon life jackets should a motorboat "Even if you think you know Whitehill and Laura Salazar . . . Half the size and twice the fun claims Rhyme and Reason's creator, cany?' something, you have to they encouraged me to be Debbie Buck. The new conversation gamee is featured in stores A: As many as there are substantiate it, so I research interested in everything." across the country, including the Grand Valley Bookstore passengers. everything," she says. Buck is grateful for the This Saturday, December 10, "This is not a game about According to Buck, it's For example, when using a fostering attitude. She states, "I Buck will be at Jacobson's in tension and humiliation," Buck amazing how many people will public restroom, which stall think people are mistaken when East Grand Rapids from 11 a.m. says. "This is for people who treat a simple question as a should you use? According to they say, 'this degree is only to 3 p.m. for a game signing. want to relax, have a little wine, complex issue-- in this case Buck's studies, the one farthest good for its title'. It’s the "You can come and meet me, have a few laughs, without asking how long the boat is, from the door is the best bet, education that's important.” and hear about my game, as well worrying about things like world whether it's inboard or outboard, since research has shown that it Buck's game hit the shelves in as get a signed edition," Buck history or great literature." or how many people it can carry. will tend to be the cleanest. July and is already featured in— says. "I'm really enjoying what I'm "That's what makes this a great In the years since her Meijer's, Jacobson’s, Witmark, In light of the fact that her doing," she says. I'm just game," she says. "It's just for graduation, Buck has worked in a Hudson's, D&W in Cascade, game has already been distributed thrilled that everyone loves the fun. It's not a contest, there's no wide variety of fields. She used Macy's in New York and select in Florida, Minnesota, Ohio, game." brain strain. In games like Trivial her minor in Elementary Hallmark stores. The GVSU New York, and Michigan, Debbie "Oh, by the way, what should Pursuit, you feel lucky if you Education to land a job as a Bookstore also carries Buck's Buck is very pleased with the you do when a toddler refuses to know one out of ten answers. substitute teacher and game. The retail price is success of what she calls her "no leave the bathtub?" With my game, the answers are cheerleading coach for two years. approximately $18. brain strain" game. A: Pull the plug. Y o u ’re G e ttin g S le e p y By Deborah Jackson Guest Writer

Tom Deluca's return performance to Grand Valley State was a laugh- filled evening, which provided the perfect finale to this semester's Nile Club Series. Deluca astonished the capacity crowd with his special brand of entertainment. He began his performance with a comedic monologue, which left the audience primed for the rest of the evening's amusements. Audience participants were used throughout Deluca’s performance and in each case, he played off the volunteers to highlight his expertise with psychic ability and hypnotic suggestions. In one segment, audience members wrote numbers on paper. When totalled, the answer matched a number Deluca had placed in a folder prior to the illusion's beginning. Later in the show, Deluca placed members of the audience under hypnotic suggestion with hilarious results. From acting as if they were children to thinking they were nude, each of the subjects gave the audience a good laugh. See Sleepy p. 10 Page 10 The Lanthom December 7 , 1988 Sleepy From p. 10 f t e show encied with f)eluca Photo pulling one last trick on the willing particiapants- he gave them new identities. The crowd was delighted to watch people of become aliens from a distant planet, switch between being the wealthy and poor women, and becoming clones of the Solid Gold Dancers. Week All in all, Tom Deluca's spellbinding performance was an Photo By amusing way to spend an R .E. N ixon evening. A.K.A. "Chopper Dicky"

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Men Suffer Close Loss: 130-107 Women Swimmers Tame Ferris Bulldogs

By Sarah Stinson Another pleasant surprise in Sports Editor the women's event was the results of the diving competition. The men's and women's swim The Grand Valley women, teams experienced strong Heather Kent, Heather Dutcher, successes in both contests and Gina Quintela, placed 1-2-3 against a tough Ferris Bulldog on the 3-meter board. They are team on December 3. The all freshmen, and had no Laker women proved their experience on the three meter dominance as they took nine of before this year. Their bright 13 events on their way to a 153- performance under pressure 90 victory. The men suffered a produced a big boost for the close loss, 130-107, but it was team. a victory of sorts for GV. The The men had many pleasant men in past years have had surprises in their close meet. trouble keeping up with the The men’s 200 medley relay Bulldogs, but last weekend was team, made up of David a positive change. Coach Achterhof, Dan Heitzman, Jeff Newsome responded, "We've Bailey, and Dave Scholz, are never been close to Ferris' men, within two seconds of cracking and we swam very close with the three year old team record in them." > that event The women proved their Sophomore Joe Skrycki was a Photo Bob Cooley strength in a highlight-filled surprise winner in the 100 Kris Schottey and Laura Briggs, in lanes two and four respectively swept the one and two spots in the meet, which was also Laura freestyle, and senior Jeff Bailey women's 200freestyle. Briggs posted a 2:21.91 time. Briggs' last home event with the had an excellent performance in GV team. Briggs, a team co­ the 100 butterfly, with a :57.77 captain and national qualifier, time. Grapplers Place Four at Illinois Open will be transferring to Western Bailey and Scholz also finished Michigan in pursuit of her 1-2 in the 50 free, to keep their By Jason Anglin Valley team at heavy weight was The Lakers faced stiff major. She placed fust in all of team close. Sports Writer MikeGohn. competition at the open. Such the events she was involved in Achterhof chopped four Other performances that should teams as Purdue, Illinois Saturday night seconds off his time from last The Grand Valley wrestling be noted were by Freshmen Dave University, Indiana University, The women's 200 medley week in the 200 individual team had four wrestlers place out Strejc won three of his five an many more NCAA Division I relay team, made up of Beth medley, to win with a 2:08.82 at the Illinois Open Saturday. matches at 126. Dwayne Knieper schools were on hand to give Wilson, Linda Burtch, Laura time. The Grand Valley team had 28 , also'wrestling at 126, won half stiff competition for the Grand Block, and Briggs, improved Achterhof, a freshman, also wrestlers competing at the of his matches during the day. Valley team. two seconds off their best clipped two seconds off his 100 Illinois Open. Placing for the Pat Lambrecht placed in the top Coach Jim Scott stressed the performance this season, with a back time, for a 1:01.64 finish. Lakers were Scott Marvin who ten in his division by winning 4 need for high level competition 1:58.91 time. Overall, the meet was a big placed 3rd at the 118 weight of his six matches of the day. for both his sophomore an Sophomore Karla Block success, as Newsome division. At a 177 Laker Jim The team as a whole also fared freshmen wrestlers to give them improved nine seconds in the commented, "We had some very Price placed fourth. Jim well during the meet by winning a taste of Division I competition 1000 yard freestyle, for a first good performances from all our Koerber placed third at 190. 31 of their 74 matches an to make them better wrestlers place, 11:37.93 finish. Placing fifth for the Grand throughout the day. in rhmr own division.

Wiersma Leads Lakers with 22 Hoopsters Demolish Tri-State; Nipped by Kentucky State

deficit to battle KSU down to the By Mark Halstead facets of the game. They placed Sports Writer seven players in double figures wire. led by Wiersma’s 22, while Wiersma kept the Lakers in In splitting their two games Jenks ended with 19, Ed Finch striking distance as he hit for 16 this week one has to be 18, Joe Schuitema and Shawn 2nd half points and connected on impressed in the fashion that the O'Mara 11 apiece, while Terry six three- point baskets for the men’s cagers from Grand Valley Smith and Charlie Mandt had game. A fast finish by the performed. ten. Thorobreds Joe Reed and Last Wednesday night the GVSU shot 57% from the Charleston Bowles proved to be Lakers used a balanced scoring field hitting on 39 of 68 too much for GV to overcome as attack in crushing Tri-State attempts, while Tri-State the duo led KSU down the University, 114-69, at the Field connected on 27 of 70 field goals stretch as Reed finished with 25 points, and Bowles 22 and 9 House in Allendale. for 39%. GVSU scored the first ten On Friday night Tom rebounds. Wiersma was fantastic all points of the contest en route to Villemure and his young GV doubling the score, 52-26, by squad flew down to Frankfort, game long as he ended with 25 points, five rebounds, five halftime. In the half the Lakers Kentucky to tangle with the assists, and four steals. Finch hit on 20 of 37 field goals, a Thorobreds of Kentucky State. added 18, while Smith sizzling 54%, compared to Tri- The pesky Lakers played a strong contributed 11 and a team high State who were 10 of 32 for only game only to lose, 89-83, and 31%. Kent Wiersma and Todd drop their record to 3-2 on the nine rebounds. The Lakers will travel to Jenks led the Laker scoring season. Northwood Institute this Tuesday parade with 13 and 12 points GVSU was forced to play night, before returning home to respectively. without the services of Jenks host Grand Rapid^ Baptist on Tri-State could never get on who missed the whole 2nd half Thursday, December 8 with tip- Charlie Mandt goes for a dunk against Tri-state. The Lakers went on to track in the second half as GV with an ankle sprain. But they off slated for 7:45 p.m. continued to dominate in all overcame a nine point halftime beat Tri-State 114-69. Page 12 The Lanthom December 7,1988 ■

Eiye SwieJn Double Figure Game Yields $1 Penalties Lady Hoopsters Calvin Out-Skates Grand Valley

By Joe Lowden matched the Laker's three goals, that period Split Week's Schedule Sport* Writer and stayed on top by a comfortable four

By Jeff Reed The Crosstown hockey rivals Grand Valley In the third period, Steve Johnson had Sports Writer and Calvin College faced off again last weekend. two of his three assists going to Scott Unfortunately for the Lakers, the results were Matzolino, who missed a hat-trick with a Thursday, December 1, the Lady Lakers basketball team traveled to similar to their last meeting which Calvin won shot that hit the goal post, and then scored the University of Michigan-Deaibom campus for a good old-fashioned KM. the Lakers two goals in the third. shootout When the smoke cleared, and the hot hands were put away, Friday night in Calvin's 11-5 victory, tempers Regardless Calvin scored four more goals in the ladies in the T-akw Blue emerged victorious by a score of 94-76. on both sides were shoit A total 6f 31 penalties the final period which smoothed their The Lady Lakeis had five people scoring in double figures, led by were whistled down, 15 which were major victory. the 20 point 15 rebound performance of forward Karrie Williams. violations such as roughing, misconduct, and Saturday afternoon wan't exactly a Forward Carrie Dillon chipped in 16 points to balance with her unsportsmanlike conduct penalties. matinee of a game for the Lakers, who defensive contributions, and guards Shelli Nemeth and Tone Phelps Grand Valley started the first period slow and received their first shut out this year. Calvin threw in thirteen and ten points, respectively. Phelps also added eleven Laker coach Scott Bylsma agreed, "We got scored 12 goals in their home victory at assists in her point guard role. walked on in the first." Grand Valley did get its East Kentwood ice arena. "I think we were a "Both teams shot extremely well in the first half," commented Laker offense into gear in the second period. Gary little tired. We had a lot of penalties, and we Coach Pat Baker-Grzyb. "We came out in the second half, though, and Erwin skated across center ice, and across just didn't have the shots." said Laker played an up-tempo defense." That was the difference. The Lakers then Calvin’s goaltender, who he beat for Grand defenseman Daryn Lawson. started to pull away. The Lakers' full-court press produced 21 Valley’s first score. Grand Valley’s next game will be a home turnovers. In addition, the Lakers also started to dominate the Daryn Lawson and P J. Scott also scored for game at Belknap Park ice arena where the rebounding, 51-31. the Lakers in the second period, with both of the Lakers will take on Lawrence Tech. Starting A big boost came in the second half when freshman Ali Fedio came assist going to Mark Wiltz. However Calvin time will be at 10:00 p.m. this Friday. off the bench to score 13 points and add eight rebounds, six of which were off the offensive glass. -That gave the Grand Valley posse the extra gun that thay needed to leave Dearborn with a win. On Saturday, the team had another road trip; this one took them to Johnson 18th on All-Time Laker List Ashland College in Ohio. Here, the Lakers met a tougher team, including a tougher defense. They played hard in the first half, though, and took a 35-27 advantage into the locker room at halftime. Football Awards Banquet Held After the intermission, though, things went sour for Grand Valley. The hot shooting hands suddenly went cold in a 24% field goal­ ALLENDALE- Grand Valley Grand Valley with 121 catches year". Lynch tied for the lead in shooting slump. With the offense struggling, the defense kept the State's defensive tackle Doug for 2,170 yards. Miotke set a scoring in the conference with 36 game close. However, with about eight minutes left in the game, Johnson, ranked 18th in career single game yardage record with points and a 7.2 average. Cook starters Carrie Dillon and Shenie Davenport foulecj out of the game, tackles, was voted "Defensive 221 against the College of St did an excellent job of filling in leaving the Lakers' front-court defense in a shambles. Ashland finally Most Valuable Player" by his Francis. He also caught a pass at linebacker and posted 6 first overtook Grand Valley, 67-60. Vickie Schmitz, with a game-high 22 teammates. Johnson was in 32 consecutive games to break hits on the season. points, and Jennifer Joseph, with 16 points and ten rebounds, led the honored at the Football Awards the old record of 29 set by Bill "Most Improved Awards Ashland (5-0) attack. Helle Mathieson, in her reserve role, led the Banquet Tuesday, November 22. Lucks ted. went to junior tackle Andrew Lakers in scoring with 17 points. Johnson, a 6-2 senior from S t Senior offensive tackle Marie Goeddeke, of Bath/Lansing The loss o f Dillon and Davenport was crucial to the Laker loss. Joseph, finished 3rd in total Prins of Muskegon Reeths- Catholic Central offensively, and Dillon is the key to both breaking and enforcing the press. Without a tackles for the season including Puffer won the "Ron Essink sophomore defensive end Marc strong press, the Ashland team had quite a few fast break 7.5 sacks. Johnson’s 14 tackles Award for the most valuable Bland, of Detroit/Cody.Goeddeke opportunities. Davenport, the starting center, adds height and the in the season finale against offensive lineman. Prins, a 6-5, helped anchor the offensive line intimidation factor underneath the basket Saginaw Valley ended his career 285-pound offensive tackle, which posted 4102 yards total Grand Valley (5-2) will Tape Indiana Purdue-Fort Wayne at 5:45 on with 193 tackles, placing recieved the award for the second offense. Bland had 60 total Thursday and Lake Superior State on December 19 in Sault Ste. Marie Johnson 18th on the all-time straight year. tackles on the year including 7 to kick off the conference season. Laker list Freshman tailback Eric Lynch sacks. "We’re hoping to get our first [conference] win under our belt and go The "Offensive MVP" went to of Woodhaven and freshman. ’’Scout Players of the Year" from there," added Coach Grzyb. senior wide reciever FrankMiotke linebacker Brian Cook of included freshman reciever Todd from Linden. 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ALLENDALE- Jim Scott, and Greco-Roman wrestling teams a man of Jim Scott’s experience wrestling coach at Grand Valley as well as grass-root programs. and stature on our Board of State University, has been named lalstead's Court Scott has been involved in Directors,” said David C. Miller, to the Board of Directors, of USA wrestling for22 years and has been Executive Director of USA By Mark Halstead Wrestling, located in Colorado Bl. . George MacDonald - active in USA Wrestling programs Wrestling. "His input and Sports Writer content retirement that he is we Springs, CO. for eight years. He also chairs the knowledge will help make deserving of for the great job he Scott isoneof35 board members Sports Science Committee and was wrestlin~g~ aHbetier sport in- did as Athletic Director at GVSU, nationwide which will oversee instrumental in creating the America.” With the fall semester winding Gary Martin - a Great Lakes amateur wrestling in the United coaches certification program and The 45-year old Scott has been down, it is appropriate to think crown in women’s track, and States. He will serve on the 13- other health related projects in Grand Valley’s wrestling coach about the Christmas season upon victory over me in golf during the member Executive Committee. wrestling. In 1985 Scott-served as for 18 years. His teams have posted us. summer. The board is responsible for interim Executive DiiectorofUSA a 132-73-2 mark and have won Less than three weeks remain Bswe.y Newsome ■ a team selection qualifications for Wrestling. seven Great Lakes Conference until that day and it is time for me swimming victory over Oakland Olympic and World Cup freestyle "USAWrestling is proud to have championships. to give out my gifts to all the University. Oj . coaches and athletic staffmembers Jim Scott - the continued respect that keep Grand Valley State that he gets from his peers and all LAKER CALENDAR running. around die conference W inner Tom Beck-afullslateof players Tim Sutherland - as successful a that are all eligible for the 1989 year with the men’s tennis team football season. that he had with the women’s. WEDNESDAY,DECEMBER7 Takes it Joan Boand • after a rebuilding Don Thomas - to keep the — Wrestling vs. Ferris State- 7 p.m. yearin 1988,atrip to theVolleyball patience he has in dealing with al National Final Four in 89'. his student employees, and THURSDAY, DECEMBER8 in Tie- AndvChopp-continued success especially yours truly. — Women’s Basketball vs. Grand Rapids Baptist- 5:45 p.m. and a chance to show his baseball Tom Villemurc - the signing of — Men’s Basketball vs. Grand Rapids Baptist- 7:45 p.m. Breaker coaching abilities on a higher level. aDivision I caliber big man in the Bill Clinger • a summer of golf spring, along with no technical FRIDAY, DECEMBER 9 that sees him shoot a 35 at Grand fouls the rest of the season. By Sarah Stinson — Hockey vs. Lawrence Tech-10 p.m. Dr. Doug Woods - no knee and Sports Editor Haven’s famed course. Sue Dilsworth • a smooth ankle injuries to take care of all SATURDAY,DECEMBER 10 Kris Day was thebig winner this winning season for her 1989 year long. — Hockey at Lawrence Tech-8 p.m. week, beating out Dale Bemdt in softball team. And last but not least, Dick — Wrestling at GRJC O pen-10 a.m. the tie-breaking game. Day and Pat Baker Grzvb - two twenty- Nelson, whose biggest present he — MHSAA Girls Basketball Finals- Noon Bemdtboth had 15 correct winners, point victories over head coach could ever receive is that the — Men’s and Women’s Swimming-1 p.m. but Day’s guess of a 23 point score BobTaylor at Oakland University. Chicago Cubs winning the World in the Chicago- L.A. game was Dan Karpantv - a sellout for all Series, and the Chicago Bears THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15 almost on the button. We were basketball home games, along with winning the Superbowl, in the — Men’s Basketball at Aquinas- 8 p.m. unable to get in touch with Kris, plenty of concessions sold.______same year.______but we hope she’ll be happy she MONDAY, DECEMBER 19 won! x x x xVALUABLE CO UPO N — Women’s Basketball at Lake Superior- 5:45 p.m. , Also, apologies go to Michael — Men’s Basketball at Laker Superior- 7:45 p.m. Bredeweg and Scott Taylor, who Shantpbreek were winners a few weeks ago, but WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 28-30 ^ SchussMountain their names were mistakenly H ■ • O * T — Wrestling at Midlands Tournament, Evanston, Illinois-10 omitted. kM f^lO 49619 a.m. Winners this week were: G r a n d V a l l e y S t u d e n t s ...S k i P a c k a g e R a t e s 15 CORRECT- P u c k s a u Valid THURSDAY, DECEMBER 29-30 Kris Day December 2, 1988 through Dkombsk 23, IMS * J anuary 2,1989 through J amuuaby 13,1989 — Men’s Basketball at University of North Dakota Dale Bemdt Toumamcnt- I n c lu d e s : 6 p.m., 8 p.m. (CST) 14 CORRECT- ♦ L odging ♦ SuperT icket ♦ i i Roy Campbell ♦ Shuttle ♦ T ax ♦ FRIDAY, DECEMBER 30 Lee Flaherty — Women’s Basketball vs. Northern Kentucky- 7 p.m. Jeff Rose Scott Taylor S ki & S tay R ates Mu.-.iiK-Pii.rji .i-PtiiPih V/llMHI'-Pl • N ..•■Pt . p: , •, THURSDAY, JANUARY 5 —Women’s Basketball at Ferris- 5:45 p.m. say happy S47.50 - 1 pf nson $ 5 7 .5 0 - 1 pr F-so.N — Men’s Basketball at Ferris- 8 p.m. healthy $36.GO - 2 i o a room $46.50 - 2 ro a room holidays $29.50 - 3 ro a r o o m $39.50 - 3 ro a room FRIDAY, JANUARY 6-7 w ith S26.00 - 4 to a room $36.00 - 4 to a room — Wrestling at Midwest Classic, Indianapolis- 4:30 p.m.- 9 Christmas a.m. Seals: Day Ski Rates: v SATURDAY, JANUARY 7 its a matter of we and breath! 2 For 1 Lift Tickets — Women’s Basketball vs. Oakland- 1 p.m. )'ui mi si rui si \i t i>i h i hi m , / in i\ i ii h \in>\ — Men’s Basketball vs. Oakland- 3 p.m. AMERICAN ( \hi> i\/> m i s m i ro\ \i /,7 usi minis

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R e a s o n s © m e m b e r from Campus View Apartments Page 14 The Lanthorn December 7,1988 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm T 1988 ALL-GLIAC VOLLEYBALL 8 Missy Odell WSU 64197 95 479 3.08 ..213 9 Joan Brovn MTU 49144 36 374 2.94 .289 TEAM 10 Wendy Lesch GVSU 58 167 53 393 FIRST TEAM 2.88 .290 LAKER .7 NAME 1 H S I E fil MX xa T racey Jones ou MB/S 5'9 SR BLQ-C.KIN.Q i i m . f i &£ BA TOT A-Yfi Jenna Biggs FSU OH 5- SR 8 1 Karen Volkers FSU 58 19 79 98 1.69 ATHELEIE 2 Holly Hatcher OU 61 17 86 103 1.69 Kristin Haevski WSU MB 6 - 0 SR Dee Fischer , LSSU MH 5-10 JR 3 Tracey Jones OU 61 16 67 83 1.36 1.35 OF THE Kelly Gerritsen LSSU OH 5-8 SR 4 Laura Lee FSU 57 6 71 77 KARLA HARTLINE GVSU OH 5-8 SR 5 Jennifer Zielinski OU 61 12 67 79 1.30 6 Allaon Scott-Nord GVSU 58 31 38 69 WEEK SECOND TEAM 1.19 7 Missy Odell WSU 64 18 52 70 1.09 Lisa Wilcenski NMU OH 5- SR 9 LAURA BRIGGS 8 Shari McGarvey SVSU 50 12 39 51 1.02 Anne Harrison OIU OH 6 - JR0 RECEIVES THE LAKER 9 Dee Fischer LSSU 59 27 30 57 .97 COLLEEN MURPHY GVSU S 5- SO 7 ATHLETE OF THE WEEK 10 Kristin Haevski WSU 64 20 41 61 .95 Karen Volkers FSU MB 6- 1 so AWARD FOR HER Tracy Haltman NMU 64 16 45 61 .95 Rachel Rogers WSU LB 5-8 JR DOMINANT Joan Brovn MTU MH 5-9 SR PERFORMANCE AGAINST S E J VLNfi 1 N S I f i A Q f -S AVG | 1 FERRIS STATESATURDAY HONORABLE MENTION 1 Wendy Lesch GVSU 58 75 1.29 NIGHT. SHE PLACED 2 Kathy Avery svsu 52 35 .67 WENDY LES CH GVSU MH 5-10 SO FIRST IN THE 200 3 Anne Harrison OU 61 41 .67 Diane Devine MTU OH 5-9 SO INDIVIDUAL MEDLEY, 4 Kristin Haev ski WSU 64 42 .66 Emily Peterson NMU S 5-9 FR THE 100 FLY, AND 5 Dee Fischer LSSU 62 38 .61 Stephanie Livingston MTU S 5-8 JR FINISHEDFIRSTWITHTHE 6 Karla Hartline GVSU 55 32 .58 Anne MacIntyre HC S 5-8 JR 200 MEDLEY RELAY 7 Jenifer Henry OU 61 35 .57 Jenifer Henry OU OH 5-9 so TEAM. THE EVENT WAS 8 Kelly Stosik FSU 55 31 .56 ALSO THE LAST THAT 9 Lisa Wilcenski NMU 64 36 .56 FINAL VOLLEYBALL STATISTICS BRIGGS PARTICIPATED IN 10 Ann MacIntyre HC 56 25 .45 AS A LAKER. SECOND SEMESTER, SHE WILL BE ATTACKING INST G K E ATT K/GM 1i ASSISTS INST G AST TRANSFERRING TO 1 Kelly Gerritsen LSSU 62 287 57 615 4.63 .374 1 Colleen Murphy GVSU 57 537 WESTERN MICHIGAN IN 2 Dee Fischer LSSU 62 258 84551 4.16 .316 2 Jill Skupin WSU 64 597 PURSUIT OF HER MAJOR. 3 K. Hartline GVSU 55215 59499 3.91 .313 3 Ann MacIntyre HC 56 434 SHE WILL BE MISSED 4 Diane Devine MTU 56 213 66 569 3.80 258 4 Emily Peterson NMU 64 494 GREATLY BY THE SWIM 5 Tracey Jones OU 61 209 59 454 3.43 .330 5 Stephanie Livingston MTU 56 TEAM. HER FRESHMAN 6 Rachel Rogers WSU 64205 119544 3.20 .158 6 Kathy Avery SVSU 52 367 7 Kristin HaevaJd WSU 64199 90 480 3.11 227 7 Maureen Shaheen LSSU 62 407 8 Missy Odell WSU 64197 95 479 3.08 213 8 Kim McDovell FSU 59 356 9 Joan Brovn MTU 49144 36 374 2.94 .289 9 Cindy Erickson LSSU 60 334 lOWendy LeschGVSU 58167 53393 2.88 .290 10 Tracey Jones OU 61 295

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1. Fill out the entry blank by picking your choice for the winner of each g&me. (Check only one box per game.) 2. Pick the winner of the tie-breaking game and the total points in that game. 3. Be sure that you print your name, address and phone number so that when you win we can contact you. 4. Any entrant who outpicks any of die "Fearsome Foursome" will automatically get his or her name put in the paper for that particular week. 5. The top person who outpicks the "Fearsome Foursome" will get Final Week: his or her picture and a write-up in the paper that week. 6. All winners will go into a hat, and at the end of the semester four KeDy Israels Tony Baker Stan Quirin Eric C.Nietling random drawings will be held for four pairs of tickets to the winners' U2-2S2 1 *1.2*2 132-252 t52%l 154-252161%! favorite professional sports team. Professional 7. The drawing will be held on January 11, 1989. All winners will Philadelphia at Phoenix Cardinals Cardinals Eagles Cardinals be notified and given one week to claim their prize or it will be Bengals Oilers Cincinnati at Houston Oilers Bengals forfeited. Denver at Seatde Broncos Broncos Seahawks Seahawks 8. Contest is open to all GVSU students, faculty, and staff, excluding those who work for The Lanthorn. College: THE BQ.WLS 9. DEADLINE IS FRIDAY AT 5 PM. CALIFORNIA BOWL Fresno State vs. WMU WMU WMU WMU WMU INDEPENDENCE BOWL - Check only one box per matchup. UTEP vs. Southern Mississippi S.Mississippi S.Mississippi S.Mississippi UTEP No more than one entry per week per person. SUN BOWL Alabama vs. Army Alabama Alabama Alabama Alabama ALOHA BOWL Wasliington State vs. Houston Washington St. Washington St. Washington St Houston □ Philadelphia at Phoenix □ LIBERTY BOWL - Indiana vs. South Carolina Indiana South Carolina South Carolina South Carolina □ Cincinnati at Houston □ ALL-AMERICAN BOWL Flonda vs. Illinois Florida Illinois Florida floriaa □ Denver at Seattle □ FREEDOM BOWL Colorado vs. BYU BYU BYU Colorado Colorado Fresno St. vs. W; Michigan □ .V- ; □ HOLIDAY BOWL Oklahoma S t vs. Wyoming Oklahoma St. Oklahoma S t Oklahoma SL Oklahoma St. □ UTEP vs. S. Mississippi □ PEACH BOWL Alabama vs. Army Iowa vs. North Carolina S t N.Carolina SL N.Carolina St. N.Carolina St. N.Carolina SL □ □ GATOR BOWL Washington Sl vs. Houston MSU vs. Georgia MSU MSU Georgia MSU □ □ HALL OF FAME BOWL Indiana vs. South Carolina LSU vs. Syracuse LSU LSU LSU LSU □ □ CITRUS BOWL / *' ■ Florida vs. Illinois Oklahoma vs. Clemson Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma □ □ COTTON BOWL Colorado vs. BYU UCLA vs. Arkansas UCLA UCLA UCLA Arkansas □ □ SUGAR BOWL Oklahoma SL vs. Wyoming Florida State vs. Auburn Auburn Auburn Auburn Florida State □ □ ORANGE BOWL - Iowa vs. N. Carolina St. Miami vs. Nebraska Miami Miami Miami Miami □ □ ROSE BOWL - Michigan SL vs. Georgia Michigan vs. USC Michigan USC Michigan USC □ □ FIESTA BOWL LSU vs. Syracuse Notre Dame vs. West Virginia Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame □ □ □ Oklahoma vs. Clemson □ □ UCLA vs. Arkansas □ □ Florida St. vs. Auburn □ □ Miami vs. Nebraska □ SPRING BREAK TOUR FEMALE ROOMMATE Michigan vs. USC □ NEEDED - Winter semester. □ For Sale PROMOTER - ESCORT. Energetic person to take sign-ups $182 plus utilities. Grand Valley □ Notre Dame vs. West Virginia □ for our Florida tours. Good pay Apartments. Rent negotiable. FA BED - Apartment size, and fun. Call Campus Marketing Call Laura at 895-5642. 15-ltp it gold vinyl, interspring (tic-breaker) at 1-800-777-2270. 15-ltp TYPING - Term papers, :tress, very good conditiom Tesurrtesr etc. Reasonable ratesr 669-1824. 15-ltp R ES U M E S Call WORD PROCESSING TOTAL POINTS SERVICES OF JENISON Wanted Make a great first impression on IN ROSE BOWL potential employers. at 457-1903 today! 15-ltp Professionally designed and CLASSIFIED ADS wanted WRITERS AND ARTISTS desktop published. Reasonable for The Lanthorn. Must be for The Lanthorn. $3.00 for first rates. Contact Michele at energetic, and able to meet 15 words. 150 for each additional NAME 281-3105. _ 14-2tp deadlines. Prior experience word. $1.00 for border. All ads preferred, but not necessary. For must be prepaid. The Lanthorn ADDRESS SICK OF ALLENDALE? more info or to apply, stop into office is in the lower level of We're looking for a fun, neat The Lanthorn office, lower level Kirkhof Center. Send ads to The PHONE - female roommate to share a large Kirkhof Center, 895-3120 or Lanthorn, Grand Valley State Grand Rapids duplex with us. 895-3608. tfnc University, Allendale, MI 49401. BEST TIME TO $150 plus utilities. Call now Deadline is six days prior to CALL ON MONDAY 235-6709. • 15-tfnc publication (Thursday at 5pm).tfnc Page TheLanthom December 7,1983

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