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Wilfrid Laurier University Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, January 26, 1984 Volume 24, Number 15
OSAP grants given to wealthy Inside Are the rich getting richer? Carnival wrap-up
TORONTO (CUP) -- Students from
Winter Carnival was just Ontario's wealthier families are
"fabulous", says organizers. receiving grants from the province's Here's a rundown of what went $135 million student aid program at fun and on in last week's a rate 30 times greater than five years frivolity. (See centrespread for ago, according to an unreleased
pics.) government report.
The report also finds the page 3 percentage of students from the
less affluent families has suicides province's Teenage decreased the five over same year period. Dr. Peter Eglin, an associate prof The 1982-83 report of the at Laurier believes that teenage Ontario StudentAssistance Program suicide stats have been blown out to be released in March, shows grant of proportion. recipients from families with gross page 4 incomes of more than $40,000 a
in year have increased to 3,772 1983 Clean up your act from 113 in 1979. But the percentage of grant A Waterloo resident is upset with recipients from families whose the condition in his messy income was below the Ontario neighbours backyard. His median decreased over the same
are Laurier students. neighbours to 78 cent in 1982-83 period per
from 85 cent in From per 1981-82, page 5 1979 to 1982, there had been a six
increase in per cent the number of
students from lower income families sold out Spoons receiving grants.
Raj Rajogopal, a policy analyst for The Spoons dished it out last OSAP, said the increase of richer to a Turret "Thursday packed students receiving grants was a crowd. result of students from larger page 15 families and families with more than
one member enrolled in post secondary education applying for Bartok Quartet grants. The increase was not
and did "alarming" not mean poorer Thefoursome featured the music students were being deprived of of Hadyn, Beethoven, and Bartok for financing a university education,
he said. page 17 But Sean Conway, universities and
colleges critic for the Ontario Liberal Hawks second party, said the statistics on the OSAP
report were evidence of serious structural problems with the
The team to within hockey pulled program. three points of first place, "Poorer and disadvantaged
Toronto, after a 3-3 tie with the in people Ontario are not getting of Blues and a 9-6 thumping their fair share of the grant money,"
Queen s. he said.
NDP Leader Robert Rae said the page 19 OSAP report demonstrates some Rene rocks Talent Night serious problems with university accessibility. Rae said the results of Gals are champs the is Rene Lerock and his Musical Mounties were the popular winners of last week's Talent Night. Pictured report may mean there a Ontario's above are the Musical Mounties at their "Do Wop" best. See pics page 12 and story page 16. "major problem" with
Just a bunch of Gals are the 1984 student aid program. Powderpuff champs after a 10-3
victory over the Cowbody last Sunday. 20 Grossman but exist page hopeful problems
by Mark Hall he the and regional groups as prepares province's ground." Unemployment among people is a young 1984 budget, which is scheduled for presentation Grossman said enrolment in colleges and major problem in Ontario, and those with post- in May. Grossman is looking for public input in the universities increased dramatically in the midst of
education are recession secondary finding increasingly budget-making process. the and he attributed this to the difficult to obtain Ontario Treasurer should be than jobs, Larry "I believe that budgets more unemployment situation. Though he offered no
Grossman told a of WLU students in the and how group treasurers standing up announcing definite solution to the unemployment problem, Paul Martin Centre on Tuesday. expenditures will be made," said Grossman, Grossman suggested that post-secondary
"We at an for his are looking unemployment problem explaining the reasons opening budget institutions could be used for retraining workers. which is centered around and should other young people preparation to public input. Budgets He would then place less emphasis on job centered around disproportionately post- look at social and economic issues and try to deal creation measures.
secondary educated people," said Grossman. real we face is not the numberof with them in the budgetary process." "The question "The increases of said major (in unemployment), in* But he found little input from Tuesday's jobs but what kind jobs we are creating," terms, have occurred in from Grossman. He felt it might be better to offer more percentage post- audience, answering the few questions the educated which would lead to secondary people." floor. retraining programs long- In slide Grossman "rather than a presentation, pointed out "We increased our transfers to universities term employment put young people Cubist terrorists vandalize front- by fences." that Ontarians with in of 5 to work for 12 weeks unemployment among post- 6.5 cent this year which is excess our painting page cartoon. per education has risen from 4.1 cent we should look at some secondary per cent restraint program and the current "Perhaps moving story, pictures 4 per pg. rather than in 1981 to 7.3 cent. in to back into training per inflation rate," said Grossman response a money programs
in creation," said Grossman. Grossman's visit was one in a series of public question about changes university funding. job continued 4 participation forums and meetings with interest "That should allow universities to make up some on page 2 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 26, 1984
news
Look for summer jobs now
which available Choice by Nancy Couillard contacts are to them, jobs being offered for the
Check around WLCl's Placement including the Canada Employment summer of 1984 are those with
jjj^hWde^w|£y?^ & Career Services and Centre for Students. this Proctor & Gamble, notes. (PCS) you Although Corning
is in might be surprised to discover that centre not yet operation for the This firm will be hiring for positions in
the deadlines for for 1984 it should be on distribution applying many season, open a management, sales,
summer jobs have already passed. part-time basis within a month or so, financial management, and brand
at Clearly students should be actively says Corning. By registering the management; GCPA forms are to be search and submitted involved in their summer job centre making regular visits to by January 30 and Proctor
now, Gail Corning of PCS. check the job boards there, lucky & Gamble will be says interviewing on
Students should be visiting students might unearth summer on February 29. Students \ campus Thurs Night: in businesses and sending out their jobs before the rush begins the might also want to consider the
now as offered Happv Hour resumes says Coming, spring. many jobs being at Canada's //&"e "Reading week is the time for the Thereare a variety of summer jobs Wonderland, Ontario Place, and Hew of the available this to suit sort of amusement in student to do a follow-up year every even an park Detroit. * *»"u//T 50°° c iscount SHOW' businesses he or she has applied to." interest, says Corning. The summer The government has a variety of Corning also advises the use of job binder in PCS lists an abundance programs designed to help students
of of If a counsellor obtain Lots of 'New Music' w "networking," a process informing camp jobs. being summer employment. former isn't students Students In friends, relatives, and appealing, can Personnel (SIP) gives from CFNY's Favontc List T employers of one's need of a consider applying for the director practical, first-hand experience in the and business field of human summer job. manager positions resources
Students should make use of all which many camps are advertising. management. Deadlines fall in April for this program. The Career Oriented Summer Employment
Program (COSEP) gives the student I™ a chance to use his or her academic I training in a related job. Career
matching already began in
December for the COSEP program
and applicatons are still available in I V^FmZ> PCS. Experience '84 jobs will be coming out in February. TheOntario Student Employment Program
(OSEP) is one in which the
government pays a percentage of
and be wages, might helpful in
to hire persuading an employer you,
says Corning.
Looking for that summer job difficult might be a process, but it can still be if rewarding you put the effort into it.
Students should consider
attending a summer job search
workshop offered by PCS. Two
upcoming workshops are February
14 at noon and February 29 at 12:30
Check PCS for locations. p.m..
Career night
January 30
by Nancy Couillard
Arts and Science students
interested in discovering more about available various career options to
them upon graduation should plan
to attend the Arts and Science
Career Waterloo 29 Univetvty East, Waterloo Night next Monday night. ™ S a M:» 1 As> Stanley Park Mall Kitchener » Stanley Park Mall Kitcnener » ■ ■ ■ Park S Stanley Park Mall Kitchener 4 ■0,,, Stanley M.M Kitchener 77A , £«=> . Placement and Career Laurenlian Hills Piaza Laurenlian Hills Plaza Sponsored by Laurentlan Hills Plaza H|H| Laurentlan Hills Plaza WM Services (PCS) in conjunction with Free $1.00 Free H Free |H $1.00 $1.00 Free the WLQ Faculty ofArts and Science, $1.00 QR QR OR Delivery held 6:00 Delivery Delivery ■ I the annual event will be at Qpp Delivery OFF Qpp OFF in Centre. p.m. the Paul Martin ' * a ß °" "" ° Ve m,n,mum P" OH any sue over minimum I any P "" pizza ot, ,jle pi „, o>er, mlnjmum prlce a minimum any oil any sue pizza over to Stuart of PCS, S4 00 w,lh ,h" u ol ** 00 «"■> ,hl Anne °' c ° P on » coupon ot s4 00 wllh th„ According ot $4 00 with this coupon HH| coupon SAVE MQNE BE SAVE MONEY HE WE AND SAVE MONEY CUT AIONG HERE ANO SAVE MONEY CUT AtONG HE WE AND * CUT ALONG HE AND CUT ALONG this event is planned to "give
students an indication of what jobs
are available in their fields." Stuart
emphasizes that students from all invited. years and disciplines are Arts and Science Career Night will
be this in the format of a run year
career fair. Rather than having
representatives speak before an
in audience, they will be set up
booths in the Paul Martin Centre.
it is the students This year up to themselves to approach the
representatives with their questions
and concerns. the Students will be given a list of
various representatives attending of which include those in fields social journalism, human resources,
services, lab technology, translation, law, library/museum, and music, teaching, government, others. Students will also be given a ask the list of suggested questions to
For starters, Anne ™STAS representatives. ■ PASTAS S,anle Park Ma!l K"Chen«r 4 Stanley Park Mall K.tchener ■ , flH9pi * Pafk K||chenef 4 4 s Park MaM Kitchener A Z /A St#n|ey Ma|) the PIZZA Stuart some of PIZZA Laurentlan Hllls Plaza suggests ■ Laurenlian Hills Plaza LBurentlan „llls PlBz. I following: What academic $1.00 Free H $1.00 Free in $1 00 Free $*| .00 Free background would be helpful ° R ° R Can OFF DeMvery De,ivery OFF De,ivery toenter this field? you I I De,ivery ■ I OFF I I I preparing OFF outlook in outline the employment Oil size °lt B ■ BBesEm pizza over a minimum any size pizza over a minimum priceJH _ „ any size over a minimum BH off pizza over a minimum ol' any pizza ■ on anv n«size k'"« r- t pnce^^^^l What
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Pictured above Back newspaper staff finished ahead of 20 other teams to grab the first place prize. are;
Row: Carl Van Lanaschoot (earmuffs), Adriaan Demers (toque), Janice Barker (not pleased with the idea of the of beside Paul Gomme of Mark Hall smelling armpit the guy her), (Statue Liberty), (eskimo), Chuck Tatham (silly smile).
Middle Row: Theresa Kelly (Mega scarf), Amanda Bramall's hat, Miles Chesher (toothpaste
commercial), Karen Thorpe (leaning away from Chuck T.), Front Row: Ruth Demeter, breaking the neck
of Chuck Kirkham who really needs a haircut. nOX Wes Bev our Not pictured: Mike Kacmar, Rita Pekrul, Wendy Chapelle, Karim Virani, Bruce Arculus, Frost, 4L °n Y FLYTE. \ iwroliaW Biglow, Michaela Reicht, and Peter Lear. Stuck on the left end is ski bunny, Jackie "Gee aren't I cute" Kaiser. Sllffife
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If the Laurier Winter and other material of you thought Games were a pizza, goods representative their "SSTJS 8 king st e. k!tch™?r then and Marie overall The final results of the success, you Sommerville have campus supremacy. team in follows: something common. Sommerville, WLUSC's competition are as and Programming Liquor Services Co-ordinator, was points Extension with the last 1. Cord 76 pleased way week's events brought "fun, 2. Wilf s/Turret excitement, and to to 57 activity" campus. According O's 3. Multiple 62 Sommerville, many students said that this was the 4. The Winter Beep and Bops 58 "biggest Carnival they'd ever been involved in." 5. A3 Keglers 56
While there had been some concern about whether 6. The Sliders 54 the students would actually get involved in the 7. The Ski Club events, 49 their fears were when it time for 8. The Slamdancers quickly dispelled came 48 the various teams to for the Laurier 9. The sign up Olympics. Camelots 40 We this never expected kind of ever," 10. The Club response, Rugby 37 Sommerville said. "We expected ten teams and we qot The Science Fiction Club a 11. 36 22." 12. Laurier Christian Fellowship 35 McMASTER UNIVERSITY The Carnival was a success for one of many reasons, 13. The Olympic Mo-Names 34 which of Business was organization. Sommerville credited carnival Faculty 14. Nachmias/Nachmias and Co. 33 directors Ellen Mary Hynd, Lydia Vetturetti Sheila 15. TWADN , 33 and Clendenning, Nancy Arnott with sound planning 16. A Minus 31 McMaster's and M.B.A. Co-op Program combines an ability to delegate duties. With other details many 17. Economics Association 29 on their classroom with hands, these four women learning on-the-job training. By appropriately 18. The Titans 24 delegated each of the ten events to who would a wide of business areas people 19. The Wilfers 14 experiencing range prior handle it personally and actually run theevent during the 20. Offcam 12 to graduation, students can improve the quality of week Back in October the ten events for the games were their career decisions. This combination of Although some teams didn'tdo too well in the overall decided upon, and the directors let each event's teams academic studies and business is supervisor decide competition, many had their moment of glory experience very upon the rules and regulations. This when organization they won a particular event. There were a total of attractive to was apparent as the nearly flawless week employers. ten events and here winners: progressed. are the For further information the A Winner on Co-op Program or major concern of Sommerville was that all Laurier students 1. Tricycle Race Extension Cord would involved — McMaster's other or M.B.A. get in the games including options (full part-time those students 2. Trivial Pursuit The Camelots that are not of "We legal drinking age. programs) please write or call: 3. Obstacle A3 didnt want a '19 and over' situation where the whole Course Keglers week 4. Ski A3 was five nights in the Turret," said Sommerville. Two-Legged Race Keglers 5. Co-ordinator, M.B.A. Co-op She continued to "all Find-A-Prof LCF Program say that students could compete in and the Winter 6. Assassin Contest The Camelots of Business enjoy Carnival week. Drinking was not Faculty the focal of 7. Eating Contest Rugby Club point any of the games' events (even in the McMaster University Car Pub 8. Car Rally the driver, of Rally Sliders course, abstained) and only 1280 Main St. West, Hamilton, Ontario one event 9. Tug-O-War O's (Trivial Pursuit) was held within theconfines of Multiple LBS4M4 (416)525-9140, ext. 4611 a drinking establishment. 10. Talent Contest Ski Club
Events which were open to individuals as well Students as at WLCJ should feel fortunate that theywere teams included the Car the Talent Contest, Rally, and the part of such an exciting, well-organized week. When Ms. Winter Carnival Contest. With these even asked how events, the Winter Carnival Olympics went in her those students not on a team could in the estimation, Sommerville "In participate said, my estimation, week s and win a There of frivolity try to prize. is course a fabulous." THE CORD 4 WEEKLY Thursday, January 26, 1984
Eckankar If t c at 1 —the Universal Way! II ± news -Brief introduction to 11 I I this new approach to life pp|7 p roiTDCI7C II COURSES -Talk on the Reality of offered for Dreams in your Every H Suicide stories 22LHS I GMAT Jan. 28 'misleading' Everyone is welcome. 11 CA T H>r Blaine Room - 3-313, CTB |Lo/\l Mar. J by Connolly called "pandemic",' implying an Between the of years 1963 and Time - 8 H p.m. y "Pressures or information call: drive students to almost world-wide crisis. This article 1980, the number of coroner - Feb. Ist (416) 665-3377 Day Wednesday, j| "Teen suicides a for claimed 700 despair," cry male teenage suicides investigations into deaths have more help," "Youth suicides increase in but than 1979, according to Statistics doubled, says Eglin. As of 1980 44.2 sharply." Canada, the actual was cent of figure only per all the deaths in the Do these headlines to 266. Statistics point a Canada includes province were investigated; this
growing problem of within this figure males from of means that the actual teenage ages cause of death suicide? to Dr. Peter 10-19. The is more According only way one could even likely to be found. | n The Future Eglin, of associate professor come close to the 700 mark, contrast, in 1963 only 21.5 per cent sociology at WLCJ, "media suicide" is according to to of Ontario Eglin, is include deaths were investigated. the only type of suicide teens are males 20-24. "When was the Many of the last uninvestigated suicides is to. time could prone you considered a 24-year-old a have been simply recorded coming. as Headlines like the above ones are teenager?" accidents, says Eglin. used in the media to the When capture Teenage suicide has become "the Eglin studied the numberof attention of their audience, but. standard for the hour deaths in the media," investigated and the claims often contain Elgin, "they within the last three or four proportion of those that especially were
misleading or totally inaccurate years, says Eglin. Not only has suicides, he saw an increase from information." suicide in 4.6 to 4.8 gained prominence many only from 1965 to 1980. An article which in the articles, This, he claims, can appeared journals, and documen- heardly be called Kitchener-Waterloo Record in taries, but it is also being closely an epidemic growth.
October of 1982 linked to noted that 110 other problems within As well, improved technology has teen suicides were predicted for society. Alcoholism, given the unemployment investigators ability to Toronto alone. and suicide According to are being used identify drugs and other matterin the Statistics Canada, however, there bloodstream collectively as "symptomatic of the which can identify suicide were 89 teen of as the cause of only (ages 10-19) degeneration our society as a death, suicides in explains all of Ontario during whole," claims Eglin. Eglin. 1980. The attention to One of the given this primary reasons for the These states problem has also created increase in the misinterpretations, an number of deaths Eglin, "may be through inaccurate framework attributed organizational that to suicide is the perception information supplied or simply bad attempts to control it. Distress lines of the act itself, he says. Previously, it BEGIN YOUR FUTURE TODAY and journalism." various centers, both was considered help a disgrace to label a "1 would be inclined to see it as bad private and death "suicide." attend public, have been journalism." created to deal with "Unless suicide, and in people are forced to," said ARTS & SCIENCE CAREER NIGHT of Examples misleading and the has increased Eglin, tend not to process public "they want to report headlines explosive can be found awareness of suicide. a death as suicide." throughout the media Behind industry. the media and According to Eglin, this Monday, January 30, 1984 According to Eglin, "the same is governmental level, claims have perception changing within society
6:00 - 8:00 p.m. people, although I don't want been made to by professionals in and there is an increased readiness Paul Martin Centre mention any names, are being used psychiatry, to mark the of death psychology, sociology cause as Refreshments will be served as authorities in these and other fields suicide. This in making of "an epidemic of itself can raise the claims." teenage suicides focused on the 15 figures over the last few decades.
Careful of statistics to 1 don't believe Arts and Science study can 19-year-olds," there is a students from all years and says Eglin. Eglin, problem show how some of the who (with problems studied the area of teenage suicides) in a disciplines are invited to attend this event. teenage way arise. One of the worst suicide for which deserves examples years, sees several the term epidemic. I has Eglin seen was in an article in reasons for the increase in think it is the the raw suicidologist's problem the Globe and Mail in of 1982. number of May suicides reported in and possibly the sociologist's," said The headline read 'Teenage suicides Canada. Eglin.
Grossman 38 King N £ Waterloo j||j 1 Block North Erb continued from page 1 Using the slides, Grossman presented an « assortment of graphs and statistics outlining various of Ontario's 885-2740^**^ aspects economy, including past performance and short-term predictions. "Much of the background that is ordinarily part of the budget is contained, instead, well before the budget so that people can look at
our analysis," said the Treasurer.
MONDAY, Canada has had "a rather remarkable
with Ontario the in recovery" leading way most areas. Though optimistic, Grossman feels
TUESDAY there are still and some problem areas. "Retail sales are, frankly, not strong enough this We at stage. recoveredabout 210,000 jobs in ten but that WEDNESDAY months, comprises not a total of recovery all the jobs lost during the recession."
Grossman And, said, the struggle to bring the CDrpfA unemployment rate down is being held I back the by increase in employable workers. "We orcLML have a huge and still fast-growing labour force. Even with new job creation outstripping
every competitor we will still maintain,
unfortunately, a high unemployment rate." BUY ONE PANZEROTTI AND In the upcoming budget, Grossman doesn't plan any major restructuring of the tax system GET ONE OF VALUE in terms EQUAL of either expenditure or revenue.
"If one increased FORJUST advocates spending, one /K-i advocates increases (in taxes) in one or more areas," he said. "Almost any tax increase will be $1.00 counterproductive to encouraging spending and consumption in the province. of WLU Larry Grossman spoke to a group is Consumption not as as it shouldbe at strong his students on about this of Tuesday stage the recovery. By increased taxes I free COKE with forthcoming budget. worsen the scenario." ! Panzerotti The BEST About 72 cent of the every per budget goes toward transfer from delivered payments the for its of health folded deep-fried I on campus province's funding policies in the area accounts to school boards, in municipalities, care. "Health most of the C pizza in town. II is taking growth : "We hospitals and medical services, colleges and he said. "I want to ODYSSEY ya here!" provincial spending," universities, income cost area support, and other graphically show, with our highest Grossman has programs. no plans for going up, that the federal government's Free delivery on campus cutbacks in these areas. transfers for health care have declined."
If to reduce Grossman distributed of his autumn (Special not valid on delivery) we are expenditures it implies a copies in reduction transfers to these areas," he said. pre-budget statementand urged theaudience 11 Mon-Wed 4-12 Thurs, Fri am-2 am Grossman criticized the federal pm government to write to him with suggestions. Sun Sat 4 pm-2 am 4 pm-10 pm THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 26, 1984 5
news
Notice to all members of
Student Publications
GENERAL
MEETING
Tuesday, February 7 6:00p.m.
Board Room
for Nominations open
Board of Directors
positions
Application deadline the of discarded furniture, This picture, taken last October from Dave Michael's backyard, shows pile February 3 It's still there. Friday, appliances and other refuse in the neighbouring yard.
noon
Waterloo resident Applications should be submitted to upset Rita Pekrul, President Student Publications
2nd Floor S.U.B. with student junk yard 884-2990
DR. G.A. GRANT by Mark Hall problem. Michael has noticed the same sort of thing DR YJ grant "I'm not students in Dave Michael - - against any way," happening in other parts of the neighbourhood. 1 his back window the snow-covered says looking out at "As walk around the area can see this junk dr dc lutzi you you H - - assortment of discarded furniture and appliances in the becoming more of a problem," Michael. problem says DR JE HOHNER - - "But 1 feel have a to the last //p*'., « H neighbouring yard. they responsibility "It seems have started getting worse in three M • • letters Mailing Lists \ Al to take of the in." he care place they're living years," says.
of Michael has watched as ill For the past couple years, And he is concerned that this negligent discarding of If OPTOMETRISTS JI Processing, Editing, Typing 1 %■ the onto which his home backs has become a to "What Word property furniture and other items will continue grow. /■ 232 Street North, Waterloo "It has with first of afraid of is that if in and leaves \t King J junk yard. just piled up one piece I'm one group comes 232 St. N. then John c. b.a. /F King furniture, another, a broken table, then mattresses, so will the next, and have Routiey, | something, eventually you a n 886-8089 and now there's an old stove out Michael. Michael Ui WATERLOO there", says junk yard," says. //J
The house, in a of semi-detached rental units The has not unnoticedat Waterloo one row problem gone City across from the WLU on Waterloo's Marshall St., is leased to university Hall either.
students. Marshall St. "In it's been Athletic Complex Bordering are single family some areas very definitely a problem,"
Cres. owned Carroll. She feels it is to both dwellings along Elgin by long-term says Mayor Marjorie up residents like Michael. They have devoted years to students and landlords to take responsibility for their houses making "home." maintaining rental property. for appointments call "It's a quiet residential area," Michael. "If students want to live in a nice place they are says going 885-2574 "Everybody their nice." to have to treat it Carroll. But do not keeps place fairly well," says they
He and other Cres. homeowners somewhat treat Elgin are always it well and the landlord may then let things frustrated and because what has been she angry happening slip, says. behind their has affected the entire will should I and fix if it's property "He feel, 'Why paint it it up
" neighbourhood. to going be taken over by students again?' P V) "It doesn't look too bad now because On the other everything's hand, says Carroll, "if students move into
covered with snow," Michael "Our is not that's to it says. backyard a place crummy, they're going treat crummy."
a the months. It's "It follows fat pleasant place during summer very around in a big circle," she said.
to out in the back the upsetting go in summertime and The would like to break that circle, but at (07 city present the see junk" they have no means of doing so. "Unless there's a health
And, to the the lawn of the factor cannot onto adding "eyesore," property or safety involved we go private directly behind Michael's cut last and clean bulldoze was only once year properties things up or them out,"
though there were in the all summer. Carroll. people living place says
That, was done after the The apparently, shortly present city is drafting a property standards bylaw which
— tenants — a of four students moved in last will allow them the that group power to ensure properties are a Place to Eat September. maintained to conform to minimum standards. The But a Place to Meet This set of students does believe their new not it is bylaw proposal received unanimous support from city * to the collection of refuse. council two weeks and it will be responsibility remove ago now up to Council to 1135 Victoria St. W. Kitchener "I can understand his (Dave Michael's) point of view," decide exactly what the standards will be. 578-9370 .
Alex a Arts student WLU "This says Drennan, second-year at should give us some means of controlling this JTlj and one of the four tenants of the Marshall St. home. sort of Carroll. thing," says But don'tfeel I responsible. Most of the stuff was already For Michael, it might end the frustration of having to
there and we haven't added it." really to look at a mess without being able to doanything about it. They did the put broken stove in the backyard right But he would rather see action taken without having to precision after "We've moving in. no of rid of use to ensure that is got way qettinq it," a bylaw something done. photography says Drennan. "I'm the last that would guy gocharging around on a The inside of the house wasn't in much better white horse he associates shape throwing a bylaw atsomeone," says. "But when they took over from the I'm interested in not previous students, says protecting only my neighbourhood, Drennan. "Our full of old laundry room is mattresses." but the city." Rather than hauling in an entire bed, students will Michael says he would like to see students concern often throw the wedding photography a mattress on floor, and whenthey move themselves with at least "general outdoor out they leave it behind. maintenance," something which is covered in most In September, Drennan and his roommates were lease agreements. more concerned with finding a place close to the "1 don't expect them to plant flowerbeds or anything Jack than with MacAulay university finding a house. but there's to the cut and well-kept like that, nothing keeping grass We didn't care too much about the shape of the trimmed," Michael says. Penny MacAulay
place, Drennan. "There's a says housing shortage in "How can they feel about themselves personally with Waterloo." around?" this junk lying Michael asks. "There just seems
So, they didn't hesitate to take the 674 Avondale Ave., Kitchener. Ont. N2M 2W3 house, and to be a general attitude. They look at the place and say, everything " stayed as it was. In six months I'm going to be out of here.' The 5281 Marshall St. isolated (519)742 junk build-up is not an "Well, I'm not going to be out in six months." 6 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 26, 1984
comment the CORD weekly
Thursday, January 26, 1984 Volume 24, Number 15
Jackie Kaiser
Editor Specialization threatens Chuck KJrkham
Mews Editor quality of education Karen Thorpe Entertainment Editor
Bette Stephenson's call for increased specialization of university is and and in conflict with the Theresa offerings short-sighted narrow, very Kelly
idea of a university education. Sports Editor
A narrowing of program offerings would jeopardize the quality of
Ontario education by restricting out-of-the-classroom learning— Ruth Demeter all students the real value of which, as good know, is university Copy Editor education. With decreased of the of diversity programs, variety
perspective and the dynamic climate it breeds would be replaced Michaela Reicht PVoduction by a singularity of approach and idea, and the university Onager
environment would grow stale.
Within the university system there currently exists a Adriaan Demmers with career that preoccupation training is in itself a cause for deep Bruce Arculus concern. Here at WLQ the "unity" of the Business school has Production Assistants into with students in the rehearsal grown isolation, so wrapped up of what inside the classroom that have they pick up they forgotten Karim Vlrani how to think critically. All too conspicuous by its absence from this Photo Manager is interaction campus the of minds and ideas that once upon a
time was considered natural inside the walls of a university. Rod McNaughton Stephenson s proposed "designated-purpose institutions threaten Photo Technician to eradicate liberal education in Ontario altogether.
Stephenson has proposed the elimination of "unnecessary Paul Gomme of offered Ontario overlap" programs at universities, basing her Graphic Arts Technician estimation on job market predictions that are clearly questionable and at best imprecise. Apparently Bette believes that it is the Amanda Bra maII responsibility of universities to cultivate programs according to the Circulation & Piling Manager needs of business and industry and act as an aid to economic
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Leave the bed unmade Chuck's Ground but clean up the yard
Holy mind meld, Batman.
Hall Let's talk student One by Mark himself. But he can't accept the "who cares?" attitude. politicians. big homogenous group. They of learned all think the talk the and When we were brought up, most us to keep All he, and probably most Waterloo residents, asks is same, same, now are starting to even look
neat and to clean after ourselves. Failure to do that students little effort into least the the same. You could take the of almost things up put a keeping at literally pic any candidate,
to the in in stick it on of else's so could lead heavy-handed consequences, so visible areas of the place they live reasonable top someone platform, and you couldn't tell the made and clothes and difference. bed was our toys put away— shape—"general outdoor maintenance."
1 to be 1 do. It's either where they more under the sits try really so, so hard. Make sure belonged or, likely, at next one too on the optimistic, just If, your party, many people that read all the and of it until find you platforms interviews; hopefully you can aforementioned bed. Either way, our stuff was out edge of that flimsy table, put downstairs you with that I'll landfill come up something I overlooked. let you pick out the sight and we were spared the ordeal of parental grilling, the time and means to get it out to the city site (it's idiots. (Yes, there are some.) down Erb Street — watch for a flock physical or verbal. just a few miles west In it going over the interviews became clear to me that there are Perhaps it is the freedom from these parental of seagulls on the left hand side). And, since most non-issues. certainly some Non-issue number one: differential fees. which of have off students don't a lawn mower in their bags when pressures many us gained by moving pack Every candidate, of the of head off to have to visit A-Z Rental. except one, approves practice charging to a new city in pursuit of our life goals. Or maybe our they college, you may differential fees for in for if tell them foreign students Ontario. an Or ask one. you're lessons in tidiness never sunk in. Or it could just be your neighbours you Non-issue number two: name bands in the Turret. and concerned that residence be detracting from big Everyone innate desire to create unsightly messes leave your may agreed that we should aim to have name bands in the of the How can only big Whatever the of our the overall neighbourhood. things to pile up. excuse, some appearance Turret. Once or twice a month seemed to be the frequency most in the no? hosts here Waterloo are upset by actions, or they say like. There was, however, some discrepency among the candidates inaction, of students living in their neighbourhood. whether high ticket prices should be subsidized. This might be an They have a right to be. issue later in the year. Unmade beds and clothes strewn around the room races? of So what about the different At the beginning the year I are no longer the cause of our elders' discontent. Like promised myself that I would support different candidates and take the pile under the bed, these things are out of sight. It's the heat from the other sides. In a I'm to but way going pup out, and broken furniture strewn around the uncut grass I'm doing it for what I consider to be fairly reasonable reasons. from backyard which has led to complaints the Guest The candidates. for the Kevin presidential Running position are permanent residents of Waterloo. Dryden and Kevin Byers. If you're interested in their platforms, look effort into They have put a lot of time and making them it it is if up. Myself, well, I'll vote for Byers heads and Dryden resident themselves at home. Some, like Elgin Crescent it is tails. It is really that close. They may word their platforms and Dave Michael, have been here for 25 years or more. columns interviews differently, but they are basically the same animal. Read Unlike students, they plan to stick around for a while. their stuff and will find that find closely maybe you something you with a "Who I'll be They can't just accept a mess cares, really distasteful, or maybe you'll find something that you really like out of here in another three months" attitude. They Got ideas or about one candidate. is about any profound outrageous (There one thing one candidate that) either have to abandon the pleasures of barbecuing and This is to opinions? space designed does bother me. He addresses it in his interview; see if can or you lounging in their own backyard in the summer put allow members of the WLCI community pick it out.) with the of overgrown grass and a garbage heap eyesore Now for VP above. both to exercise their self-indulgent literary the candidates. Ditto to They are good in the neighbouring property. and of issues candidates I only hope that the one that loses will find a prowess in discussion today's place Michael has watched a broken table, broken stove, to work within the new executive. Both are informed candidates on in town, in the province, broken lawn furniture, broken lawn mower (of course it's campus, and you can't go wrong with either one. out of this broken; the was cut once last year) and other country and world, or right grass only The directors are a real mess. Who are you supposed to articles collect in the behind his over the past universe. yard How support? can you decide when they all sound the same? I One of student tenants started this is couple of years. group it But seriously folks, an open mean, really the same. Only one director stands out from the rest all and later a convenient of and groups, seeing dumping forum for expression the many I don't and even agree with everything he stands for. Matt ground right outside the back door, haveadded their tew varied viewpoints which we know our Certosimo is the only candidate that 1 will venture to support. As bits. readers hold. So take this opportunity mentioned, I don't support him on all issues. I see no benefit in The tenants don'tfeel are for present they responsible to to air your ideas. Columns are be WLGSC joining Ontario Federation of Students (OFS). OFS is a clearing the yard, and perhaps they aren't. They didn't to of The of which is a ineffectual and to submitted the editor Cord, part CFS, very expensive group make the mess. Gnion to. Our second floor, Student Building. belong money can be spend elsewhere. Back to his good But Dave Michael still has to look at it,and it doesn'tdo his points though. Reading through platform and his interview 1 see much for his for respect today's student. He can live with some original ideas that are needed in WLGSG. Certosimo do occasional loud (how an party; he was once a student here you pronounce that name?) just might be bright and brash
end of those enough to some long standing unanimous votes that WLGSCI has become for. This famous may be a kiss of death, but good luck, Matt.
Now for the last members of the election. You! Yes, you, the that hard find What's Chuck? never-present voter is so to come election day. Even if do feel like 1 and that up you do, see there is not a lot of difference between of the candidates, there is that many maybe one that you
would like to see in If make that really get power. so, sure you get Chuck Tatham by and for him her. out vote or Election day is February 2. Try to be there.
Krudmore of old Conrad had a from Welcome, dear reader, to the first installment of the surprise visit Mom and Dad last The Kirkham Chuck Tatham Gossip Corner. If there's dirt on this Saturday morning. couple Chuck
it'll show here. Let's take look drove six hours from Cornwall to her, and campus, up a at the suprise
that itself can bet she got the shock of her lifetime. She crap presented on my nosy desk this week. you
Did hear about little Jane Dinkle who's in was as Ernie Waters, the you a probably as surprised
certain of a certain Arts Rumour has it with her when her year program? drunken janitor who was sleeping
that in little the big diamond on her finger came about after parents barged the door. Cleaning up a late,
a rabbit keeled and the farm. Ernie? certain over bought aren't we, Remember last That's what I call true love, Janey! Hope 1 get invited week's other surprise? You guessed
to it, the health officer made a at the your combination bridal-baby shower! public quick stop
And who could overlook old Bill Schlitzfung in the dining hall to make sure everything was on the up-
Concourse After and the confiscation of 43 on Tuesday? Seems Billy didn't just forget and-up. seven arrests
to do his he his of horse meat, seems to be back fly up, forgot to put on underwear, pounds everything too. normal at the How items for the Obviously Bill has a few shortcomings! Just to Slop-Palace. many stomach kidding, Bill; we won't publish the pictures if you pump?!? to the Athletic If come up with the cash! Been down Complex recently? so,
Time to to the in a first-hand look at Bernie keep your ear ground our very you probably got Peter's Drummoms' Ford in the the notorious kook own Building. The word is out that someone garage, has been whose wander The down stealing final exams and photocopying eyes in the shower. boys them for their own amusement. I don't want to point there are pretty squeamish about being stared at in
but if I'm not mistaken saw the the and Bern them off when he any fingers, I buff, I guess tipped infamous Frank with mitt full of started and he still his Schleply a quarters lathering up was wearing and some hefty manila folders in the concourse the glasses. Don't drop the soap! other day. That's the business spirit, Frankie! Last week's Geography trip to New York City got
Look before you leap! Unless the trade winds are off to a rough start. Fourteen of the students had to the blowing wrong way, the "happy marriage" of Sam be sent home early because they were acting up in and Jule Needermeiher (of "We feel we're mature the hotel. I don't see anything wrong with hanging
and few extra enough" fame) kicked the matrimonial bucket. Most around the hotel lobby picking up a folks worried thought that first-year economics students were bucks, but I guess the profs on the trip were
too to infection. young get married over the Christmas break, about the possibility of Party poopers! but those a more serious note. School crazy kids thought otherwise. Hey, Sam, Finallly, something on who gets the toaster-oven?!? favourite Elmo Komatoes was killed in a tragic
On accident last week. Elm drifted off for a a lighter note, someone got stuck in the Apparently
bathroom last his favourite — the behind the Thursday. One Jack Neeldown of Little nap in spot dumpster House was the hall — and before he could wake he was sitting pretty on white phone to Bula dining up, when his Elmo will be but hand somehow got stuck in the bowl. flatter than a pancake. missed, Times smell better than it did. are tough, Jack, but there must be better at least now the dumpster will places to "fish" for loose change! Attaboy! See ya' next week, and keep those cards and
Hey, here's I bet didn't know! Carol letters coming! something you 8 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 26, 1984
in brief TALKING:
MORE THAN A UPEI security criticized for raid
CHARLOTTETOWN (CUP) - Campus prime suspects in such cases. SPECTATOR security at the University of Prince Edward Security confiscated 30 flags, but returned is them the next atthe of Island coming under criticism for raiding a day request Jim Griffith, the Director of Student Services. student residence over theChristmas holidays. SPORT? Security force members entered the Rooms have traditionally been inspected for building to look for flags stolen from the damages over Christmas, according to head Charlottetown resident Ross, area in the last four months. Mary but with at least one official
to Director of Griffith said According Security Allan J. present. security members were in the MacLeod, they acted on complaints passed on "presumptuous way they handled it" but "were in by the RCMP. University students are often said they acting good faith."
How often have been interviewed you about your life or your
- U of T (emerging) career the way big-name "personalities" are interviewed on getting right-wing paper media talk shows? Have wondered whether you ever anyone will be
interested in about TORONTO — A with it to be a "bit of a interviewing you your life someday? Or, has it ever (CUP) right-wing paper surprise." occurred to that connections to the Campus Conservatives and Another contributor, Chair of the student you your story could already be just as interesting or a similar at McGill is council board Clements is active in important as some of the ones you've seen on TV?! publication University Tony the of Toronto. club. being started at the University campus Conservative Clements was
in Each The U.T. Magazine was conceived at a involved the anti-CFS at 0 of T year many WLU students request and receive such an interview campaign of members of the last the student meeting political year, claiming organization to experience, but in private intead of on stage. We're not talking about job campus right, including David Frum, son of be "loud, boorish and radical." interviews, where you're prilled, inspected, accepted, or rejected -where broadcaster Barbara Frum. Frum's sister No one involved would comment on where you definitely have to"perform." Well then, who would be interested in McGill the for Linda started the controversial funding the paper would come from. the ordinary real-life you, or your disappointing G.P.A.? Obviously, a The McGill University Magazine last term and reportedly University magazine was funded in university counsellor. advised the creators of the U.T. Magazine. part by the Bank of Montreal and "private
Editor Nigel Wright, a student councillor, will donors." Seriously, you don't have to have a huge problem to have a story that little about the thathe The first issue is say paper, except wants expected in February. needs telling to someone neutral or objective, and counsellors are likely to know how to listen and ask the right questions. That's mostly what they
do, too; they're not out to or do treat Montrealers seek nuclear free guide, pamper, parent you. They tag their counselling interviews seriously - and confidentially - and they'll
even tape-record some of them for later reflection, if you wish. MONTREAL (CGP) — Montreal students and claims the matter is outside municipal
concerned citizens hoping for a nuclear free jurisdiction. Whatever those Laurier students end up learning about themselves in referenda A referendum on a city are organizing on nuclear declaring Outremont,
- Counselling each year about their personalities, or - problems, potential district of a nuclear free industry and research. Montreal, zone was walk from their interviews they usually away feeling just a bit more endorsed 80 last Referenda are being organized at the Vanier by an per cent vote Are important. sure don't have a story worth November. to terms you you telling? Snowdon colleges, Clniversite de Laval and According the of the referendum, nuclear devices Concordia University. may not be At located in Outremont, and the McGill, Project Ploughshares plans a community the of hazardous referendum but with no definite date or may prohibit transportation Services WLU Counselling format yet. materials across Outremont city limits. Marvin chair of Organizers the Concordia referendum, Rotrand, a the MCM'sa d-hoc Student Services say (Upper Floor) committee on the referendum planned for early March, mayaffect research at said the vote is 884-1970 Extension 2338 the university. important for its educative and political value. "One at Concordia "The domestic department carried out (political) pressure brought
$170,000 worth of military research in 1981- to bear by such an event would be intense," he
'82," said John Kinloch of the Coalition des said. It would force politicians at both
Etudiante-es Quebecois-es le and national levels to become pour provincial more of Desarmament. He said even more research is aware public interest in peace. "These conducted at McGill. (referenda) don't guarantee that
Meanwhile, the municipal opposition party, there won't be a nuclear war — the one heldin
the Montreal Civic Movement is lobbying for a Berkely (California) provides for a $50 fine for
city wide referendum to make greater Montreal anyone trying to start a nuclear war within city
limits — but I a nuclear free zone, the of it gets across the thatthe CORONETI despite protests message
Mayor Jean Drapeau's Civic Party, which people do not want a war." 744-3511 [M<^___B7j_Victoria_Stl_Kitchener [ Newest Senator has prison record
leader in the feminist community for several
— and MONTREAL (CCJP) The appointment of years has gained a reputation as a Liberal
Anne Cools to the Canadian Senate Jan. 13 Party 'hack', twice contesting and losing a seat
will come as a surprise to those who in the Rosedale riding.
remember her part in the 1969 Sir George The Canadian black community has
Williams 'computer riot.' heralded the appointment of Cools to the
Senate — Cools, the first black to be appointed to the long a bastion of the White Establishment. of Senate, spent four months in prison after she According to Sam Hill
and more than 90 other students staged a Canadians for Social Justice, "It's about time
two-week occupation of a university building Trudeau did something to recognise that
culminating in the destruction of the ninth black Canadians exist. He's been conveniently
floor computer centre and almost $5 million ignoring us and our concerns for years."
in damage on Feb. 11, 1969. Although Cools was Ottawa getting ready could be The occupation was the result of students' to be sworn in as a Senator and not dissatisfaction reached for her co-worker—Linda with a university inquiry into comment,
as a charges of racism levelled against Sir George Barker — said the appointment came
biology professor Perry Anderson. complete surprise to everybody.
to the Five years after the riot, Cools established "When Anne got a message phone
"Women entireoffice was in Transition," a United Way-funded Prime Minister," she said, "the
Once can shelter for battered women in Toronto. Long buzzing. we got the news, as you stunned." respected as a social activist, she has been a imagine, we were
President's firing 'shocks' faculty
of the OTTAWA (CCJP) — In a sudden and "shocked and alarmed at the prospect of President Ash." mysterious move, the Algonquin College apparent firing in his board has told president Brian Ash to resign. The statement says: "Nothing staff with either or support Ash was told at the Jan. 11 closed meeting dealings faculty
such an extreme of the board to resign or face dismissal. The would seem to justify of board will not release reasons for their measure on the part of the board governors and decision. and/or the ministry of colleges
The college's faculty and support staff union universities." comment. have released statement Ash could not be reached for a which says they are
hand No guns or grenades, please
what time the "Rocky Horror Picture Show
f — no un more announcement. (RNR/CCJP) It's just any going was playing got a recorded No to the Vista movie theatre in Hollywood, "All patrons," it said, "will be searched.
California. drugs, alcoholic beverages, knives, guns or
in theatre. Patrons who recently called up to find out hand grenades will be allowed the THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 26, 1984 9
news Question
of the Week Ministry of Youth 'just PR' by Amanda Bramall
Photos by Karim Virani
elaborate what her OTTAWA (CUP) - A confidential on new programs was a good place to start in would be report presented to the federal ministry sponsoring. addressing youth problems. "I don't think the Prime Minister "I have the dollars in cabinet last July says the newly- existing How do in winter? you keep warm would have created for and intend to make the created Ministry of Youth is largely a a ministryjust programs I
the of one," she said. best use of them," she said. public relations gesture. pleasure having The said the said creation The report, prepared by influential report primary Payette more job by function of the the of Youth Liberal Senator Jacques Hebert ministry is to Ministry was unlikely coordinate the "many and because "if I the for recommendsestablishing a Ministry generous enlarge budget
often effective" creation creation or of Youth to "restore hope" to young job job youth unemploy- offered the federal I'm it from Canadians. programs by ment, taking somebody
No new job creation else's pocket." But Hebert admits "in spite of all its government. will be made She said the $170 million in efforts the Canadian government funding available I'm for suggestions! the under her open cannot solve the youth unemploy- through ministry. existing job programs Ann Stotts "I will domore than coordinate is "a start." ment problem." He promotes the just jurisdiction good st 1 year Psychology the effort of the said "The is she creation of theMinistry ofYouth as "a government," problem huge," said, such coordination but think simple and inexpensive way" of Payette, although "1 we can do something."
to Canadians. restoring hope young The report calls youth
unemployment "a serious social
problem" but concentrates on the
political consequences of such a U of A runs deficit
large group of disaffected voters. A major function of the Ministry of
Youth, Hebert writes, is to "make EDMONTON (CUP) - The Although layoffs may be of Alberta aware of the University dive public opinion may into necessary, said Leitch, salary cuts the red next problems of youth." year, making staff are not being considered. reductions and a hiring freeze The "host of reasons" given forthe Minister of Youth Celine Layers! Hervieux- necessary. expected shortfall include named Jan. 10, denied her The 1983- 84 Jill (Jellybean) Hockin Payette, budget had unexpectedly low staff turnovers
is an exercise in foreseen a $3.5 million 1 st year Honours French ministry public surplus, but because of the economic conditions
relations. several factors turn that and loss of may surplus revenue from the quick "These are Senator Hebert's into a in deficit, says university vice- drop interest rates. views, view is that I have the Leitch. This my president Lome may be the first time the G of she said. "Of portfolio," course it is serious," he said. A has ever been in debt.
"If we were pessimistic enough to "We can handle it in the short Leitch said run, it may have happened created to say we were just appease but not There will have "in the of the 75 permanently. early years" yearold I'm not sure would have to be cuts next youth, I budget year." university, "but not in modem taken the she said. "I Leitch job," have a said the university has times."
role to leadership play." already put a "temporary freeze" on The G of A s budget this year is "I intend to do something else hiring and has eliminated 10 teach- about $220 million.
than just PR," she said. She did not ing positions.
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news
Martin mulls
over career
by Randy MacTaggart and Calvin Bricker
Paul Martin, former Chancellor of
WLU, former Secretary of State, and
former Liberal leadership candidate,
to spoke an enthusiastic capacity audience last Thursday afternoon at WLU's Paul Martin Centre.
"Speech is valuable, but to GETA only a certain point," said Martin, who
chose to entertain questions from
the audience.
Topics of discussion ranged from SPRING BREAK his evaluation of the four Prime Ministers with whom he served tothe
necessity for Canada's testing of the
cruise missile. His candid musings I on these and other controversial COSTS. breathed TRAVEL issues some life ON refreshing into arguments which long suffered
disservice at the hands of amateurs.
Those of us who attended in the
of I ofthe week. I hope gaining some insight into of the Savings every day problems past and present were not disappointed. Bth I I to 68% l6ththrough March In judging recent revelations of the January fear Up and that loathing seemed to be
centre-stage in Mackenzie King's life, Martin urged that those who have dismissed King as a crackpot not him short shrift. FromToronto: give King was a r consumatd statesman | and a politician who should be
remembered as one who was able to I skillfully guide Canada through the Vancouver return return Edmonton return | Calgary rocky shoals of World War II and its aftermath, says Martin; without his stabilizing influence Canada might Fly Sun., Fly Tues., Wed., Fly Sun., Fly Tues., Wed., Fly Sun., Fly Tues., Wed., not have emerged from this period Fri. Thurs. Sat. Mon. Fri. Thurs Sat. Mon. or Fri. Thurs. or Sat. Mon. or or or or as unscathed as it did.
Although Martin did not perceive 1 249 299 *2191 *269 *2191*269 St. Laurent as a great political leader blessed with an understanding of politics comparable to that of
fare: Mackenzie St. Laurent did have Regular Economy fare: $778 Regular Economy fare: $650 Regular Economy $650 King, brilliant facility in management, said Martin. return Victoria return Other Cities | | Winnipeg Of all the Prime Ministers he
served under, Martin views Pearson
as the he knew most Fly Tues., Wed., Fly Sun., Fly Tues., Wed., Fly Sun., Other Western Canada Cities: one intimately.
Martin lauded Pearson as the Prime Thurs. or Sat. Mon. or Fri. Thurs. or Sat. Mon. or Fri. We also have Seat Sale fares to Minister who best understood the serviced £■ M Mb. these points by CPAir: intricacies of international affairs. I $ISQ -| Prince IJLQ M#o CVQ Whitehorse, George, However, his one shortcoming in the I M 'A# M *9Mi M Terrace, Prince Rupert, Fort St. John, eyes of Martin was his failure to Lake a majority of seats for the B ' ■ Fort Nelson, Watson and garner , 112 Liberal Party in Parliament.
Martin did not show the same
candour in his reminiscences of
service under Trudeau as was the
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What Eye Inspiration
Cast in the touch of passion What inspires me
Was the that hasn't key made you mine. is that something that inspired Barricaded in the corners of my heart anyone else, Was the truth you couldn't find. or that something that has;
it makes no difference.
Contained in the waves of my emotion
Was the energy I wouldn't share. It makes no difference
Amidst the that sanity of my mind you inspire me I paid pure wisdom's fare. when you've probably inspired
many others;
Embedded in the hearts of others the elation is the same.
Was your love for me. Seared in Elizabeth my heart the knowledge Ganong That ultimately set you free.
by Carolyn Wilkins
Scars
The rain falls
like fragments
of my soul, my
heart begins to
drip with the
bitterness of the »
past.
Regret in an action not taken,
an apology not said. And your
face, a part of the past that won't let go.
But, enough for I'm only human
aren't I? You can't expect me
to suffer for mistakes that were
only half mine!
I cut you away and the blood flows
from my body back into the earth.
For a moment I become weaker, the pain is intense.
Moments.
Only a dull pain remains now.
My heart begins to pump, held
back only slightly by yet another
scar.
Susan Lawson
the sea
here in dark stillness
i hear the unheard solitary toll
and the silent drummer's roll
for no one keeps watch aboard
with me
where am i to sail?
Of Tarnished Lances no port of call to touch
no return to a burning origin
once, twice grey dragon-smoke rises i saw again the firmament lips o'er ancient caverns patched yet once beyond the reach by gnarled trees, and once too much unknown to beach brown grass.
inside: crusted embers blink where am i to sail? to black
discoursing a final breath of magic, the sea cotton mythos, the sea bleeding trails against the crumpled moon; the sea thus crowning a fading princess,
a tattered, wasted standard. jason smith
Timothy Neesam TOE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, Januaiy 26, 1984 15
ENTERTAINMENT
SPOONS 16 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 26, 1984
entertainment
Talent 1984
by Karen Thorpe
Talent 1984 the usual Some of the Might was acts who didn't win mix of that everything was and could carried quite a bit of talent behind
be considered entertainment. It them. Steve Cutler, a guitar player featured from mellow everything whosang renditions of Harry Chapin guitar players (in the form of Steve and John Denver songs was to in Cutler) face-painted bellies the fantastic but his mellow tone didn't Hats and Tails Top act. meet with the rowdy crowd's Craven A Sponsored by and approval. The G-Lover and
presented by Tamiae, TalentNight's Dobelstein team definitely deserves big winners were Rene Lerock and
the Musical Mounties. This foursome
— a two-year Talent Night veteran — Despite sound problems, sent the audience into hysterics with the show was a bizarre variety of musical comedy. enjoyable
Their first-place finish was worth $150.
an honourable mention for its sheer
enthusiasm — especially on the rendition of Sweet HomeMabama
Most deserved — acts as do all of the acts for sheer recognition for entering daring. There a few were complaints, however. Chuck Tatham as the
Master of Ceremonies was his usual
humourous self but many of his Second winners in place were the jokes were lost a crowd that wasn't Not So Specials who, in of their able spite to hear much of what was said.
name, were pretty fantastic. Laurier Secondly, the new position of the has its band last. own reggae at stage alienated most of the audience Third finisher place was Mai who sat on either side and couldn't of the co-ordinators of Duong—one see the action. Thank God for video
the show — with a dance routine. screens, but it's not the same.
won fourth with Nothing Fancy prize The was evening definitely a music and in bluegrass some amazing success spite of the minor sound sounds. for the show banjo Judges problems. A 'new' Turret, a packed Tom Reaume were (WLUSG house, videos and an enthusiastic if Photo Karim Virani President), by Nancy Wilson (secretary intolerantcrowd made 1984'sTalent the Dean of to Business) and Helene most of acts who demonstrated Night enjoyable. Nothing Fancy (above) was one many their talent last Wednesday evening. Forler (Assistant Registrar).
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Short and backing up Matt distraught individual is faced in the music is fresh and original. Johnson's simple, unlike the words and music "synths, instruments, today's society. Johnson has taken some interesting which songwriter Matt Johnson has percussion, vocals." Zeke Manyika melodies and surrounded themwith Each song offers a short study of this debut album. almost put together on pounds out some solid, Party not some psychological trauma. GIANT, intricate, though overbearing, The's work has been floating across violent drum work on I've Been of The result is a which finishes with an exciting layers synthesizer. the airwaves—at least the 102.1 Waitin' For Tomorrow and GIANT, I Friday Jan. 27 I his African beat complete with chant, unique sound that complements there and Jools Holland adds wavelength (is any other?)—for a lively piano into vocal styling. Unorthodox delves the fear of being caught unique I all you can drink I a few months, but Soul Mining has solo to Uncertain Smile. A half dozen instrumentation has also the up in a facade. I've Been Waiting For given been released other talents have also only recently of Accordian joined deals from The a sound its own. I Tomorrow with pressures I The Boys from Johnson in Soul an domestically. It should prove to be making Mining the barrage of media information and fiddle are thrown together to excellent and LP. If of the most releases enjoyable 53A one impressive of This Is and supposedly friendly advice that make up the foreground work still of the original, quality pays off, year. which is bound to lot are on the soul. The Day, get a Miles .title could not be heaped unprotected The album's, Johnson should find some optimism Yosh and Stan This Is The looks at the failure to of It's not for Johnson has Day airplay. more appropriate, the next time he mines his own soul. Kevin I Jim Album: Learning to Crawl Dave I Group: The Pretenders Record courtesy of Record Stop BENTAX Carrack as strong as on the two previous and also by reknowned the deaths of half of theband and by by Matt Johnston albums, on the current bassist expecially Andrew Bodnar, formerly of the appearance of Chrissie Hynde's PUTS MONEY single, Middle of the Road. Robbie Graham Parker and the Rumour. in the rock gossip columns name FOR YOUR The Pretenders were making Mcintosh and Malcolm Foster is were There no complex and music enlisted to Peter excessive raunchy, provocative long replace Farndon, techno-pop here; just a TAX REFUND IN Despite the deaths of who died in 1983after a heart musical before haircuts becme the most attack driving urgency that is YOUR POCKET for "new and The aside for The important qualification a HoneymanScott. occasionally put more half of the band, wave" band. their newcomers are admirable diverse tracks such Despite at as Hynde's FAST position Pretenders have the front of today's music world, showcase composition, My City Was Gone. What Learning to Crawl is the troubled begins as a sarcastic maintained their band's first release in almost two lament of urban decay and in Learning to Crawl is apathy originality and It the 1982 her hometown of years. contains songs Akron, Ohio Back the concludes with on Chain Gang (dedicated no disappointment to more far-reaching concern for world to founding band member James statements about the industrialist Pretender fans. issues. of Honeyman-Scott, who died of a drug rape a nation once proud of its natural overdose in that year) and My City magnificence. It's amazing Was as well as more that Hynde can to that Stewart Gone, eight manage force and Mick Jagger. Hynde's successors to the earlier recent tunes. group's husky, syrupy voice through the celebrity status is not dampening her Chrissie guitarists; Foster's bass of Songwriter/guitarist playing sneering lyrics City or another or originality concern for the 'dominated Hynde has made use of her without being particularly biting song, Watching pressing themes of today. This connections within the British music overbearing. the Clothes. package is not comparable to their In addition If have a tax scene to reconstruct the band. to the new Pretenders, to Crawl you Learning should not be a groundbreaking debut album, but it drummer Martin Learning to Crawl features to fans is refund this Original guest disappointment Pretenders nevertheless great rock in a timeof coming year, who have been Chambers' bashing drum licks are performances Paul may disheartened by could by keyboardist increasing repetition. you wait months while Revenue Canada holds on to your money. 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Who are the only two non-Beatle keyboardists to appear on Beatles albums? to a human head 8. What did Bugs Bunny say produce supported solely by bat wings? 9. Who was The Fish That Saved Pittsburg? did the Sex Pistols write a love 10. Which record company charming ballad about? Answers EMI 10. Live Cliff Jimmy 5. Erving) (Julius J Dr. 9. Sims Gordon 4. Abracapocus 8. Idol Billy 3. Martin George and Preston Billy 7. MacManus Patrick Declan 2. Ramones The 6. four 1. Specializing in New Music, Jazz andß&B plus a • large selection of Hard-to-get imports (Downtown 91 King St W Kitchener) $1/ lsl L P ! "1 PnF^T 0 RE KFCQRogffill I $7.98 and over I | offer good until February 8, 1984. record I ilimitone coupon per Isl $li CLIP AND SAVE Dreadlocked vocalist Eric Walsh makes a musical statement for an approving crowd at the Waterloo Motor Inn. photo by Dave Bradshaw 112 m ] Energetic reggae by Dave Bradshaw find tuning by soundman Brian Alexanian. In of dreadlocks and unchecked The band's distinctive Jamaican sound and a display bouncing reggae house listened statements world and is enthusiasm, a near-capacity watched, to, lyrical on peace injustice quickly and danced to the rock/reggae sounds of Messenjah. making its way into the mainstream of Canadian popular Messenjah, fast becoming known as Canada's music. A tour across Canada last fall has done much to increase to line their Theatre Laurier Presents premiere reggae group, gave an energetic show as they the group's popularity, though little tried to shake the Motor Inn to the ground. pockets. and The Rimers of Eldritch The band, which is composed of members Errol They are hoping that their recently recorded Blackwood (bass, vocals), Rupert "Ojiji"' Harvey (lead soon-to-be-released second album will be the means to music guitar, vocals), Eric Walsh (guitar, vocals), and Tony the popularity that will make their pay dividends is in effort since the King (percussion), based Kitchener. after a four-year investment in time and by Lanford Wilson Messenjah has been enjoying tremendous critical band was formed back in June 1980. to their music, which them the album deserve a response recently gained Two of the songs on the upcoming CFNY G-Know Award for Most Promising Independent close listen. Kung Fu Man and One Way Street were Artists and the honours as the Black Music Awards' top overwhelmingly approved by the largely university 28 January 26, 27, at reggae group. crowd the Motor Inn last Thursday night. Their sound is full and with album should be up-beat professional Keep your eyes and ears open—the from available the of quality gleaned years of musical experience and beginning February. 8 Curtain p.m. Theatre Auditorium Tickets: Students, Seniors $3 Others $5 reetlieart a TICKETS AT WLCISU INFO CENTRE OR AT THE DOOR -Deadline for submissions for is 12:00 on February 9th paper p.m. w February 3rd. J/ THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 26, 1984 19 SPORTS Hawks hold second place John "Sandy" Sanderson and Mike Gazzola followed with the couldn't be by a responded with his second goal in as Blake Hull as he scored the ninth team coming at a shorthanded goal shortly thereafter. many nights giving the Hawks a 7-4 Hawk goal with only two seconds more opportune time. The next Golden Gaels of lead. Game home The Queen's Glencross broke the 3-3 tie with his The Gaels attempted to make a remaing. assists go to game will be this Saturday have been unable to defeat the of and second goal, poking it homewith just game it with their fifth goal midway Rellinger Casey with two and against third-place Guelph, who at of late. Their last Glencross Hawks victory over 37 seconds remaining in the period. through the period. Their attempts and Black with singles. present is only one point behind the the Hawks was recorded on Feb. A seconds later The Hawks well the Hawks. The five-minute high sticking major were quickly stymied played fairly as Guelph Gryphons are in '81 in 5-4 decision. Since when fire 11th a ! assessed to Queen's opened the Tim Glencross scored his team managed to homea totalof undefeated in their last eight starts the Hawks have that time door to Hawk Paul Roantree he the Hawks' second five and which should make for managed as third, recording powerplay goals one a very two the shift team hat trick of the season. The shorthandedassault. fast Game time 8 ' scored goals on same Playoffs are interesting game. p.m. the cake blasted the Hawks 9 just 13 seconds apart. Peter Black icing to was on by approaching and the refinements of at Waterloo Arena. Gaels 6 victories of 7-1, 7-2, 3-2, 5-1, 5-3 and the latest 9-6 decision at the "barn" last Saturday. The to the a game was, say least, bit chippy. Queen's is "known for their extra stick work," commented the Coach Gowing prior to game. This factor became evident as the Laurier game progressed. defenceman Joel Levesque received from a that a spear Queen's player eventually led to fighting majors assessed to both players. The remainder of the game was full of additional action even after the whistles, which polluted the sporting aspect of the game to some degree. In the first period the Hawks after appeared a bit tired their previous game with Toronto. Tim Glencross got his first of three for the night as he tied the game at one a piece. The Gaels, who appeared more hungry than the Hawks, managed to score their second of the period and took a 2-1 lead to the dressing room. different Things appeared a bit in the second as the Hawks period the 9-6 remain in second against Queen's. The Hawks won game is around the Laurier net as Hawk goaltender John netted three goals and the Gaels one. Traffic heavy place. Rob Hawks makes a sprawling save during last Saturday's game Holody got tne rolling Sheppard photo by Theresa KeUy Hawks and Blues skate to 4-4 tie John Sanderson finals by "Sandy" championship produced a teams into intermission deadlocked the Hawks would romp the Blues. tying goal just 1:47 later. Andre Hidi tremendous rivalry and a worthy at one all. Peter Black scored 44 seconds once again allowed the Blues to With 17 of 24 just games completed in Laurier squad that battles into the on another from behind and the the constantly period yet come spoil '83-'B4 OCIAA hockey season the Blues fan away. Strong support Period two saw both clubs display shorthanded Laurier goal. Shortly potential victory. the Golden Hawks find themselves in and revived of end-to-end a newly rendition some exciting action and after the Hawks' served, control of penalty was second place in one of the Hawk allowed trade off a of Todd Stark some vintage hockey pair goals. a Steve Bienkowski made a The Hawks had different battles in diving undying tightest league years. the Hawks to skate with netted his shorthanded in away yet go-ahead spectacular play to stop an excellent plans as Mike Gazzola popped the Friday night's 44 tie with the Varsity another for the Hawl Hawks a decision to the that Kevin with 1:40 Laurier's dropped remaining Casey snagged period just remaining. back-up plug, was Stark, Black and Gazzola with one Toronto Blues. Last year's the first Hawk goal, sending the The final period at first looked like immediately trounced by the Blues' each. in the half for the Hawks. by lan Raymond As the second half started, it looked as if the would have an exciting finish. The score Marauders 75 game remained close until the 12th minute of the Hawks 62 beat Brock, half. Cagers this the Brock had By time players run into some serious foul trouble. Laurier scored 14 The Laurier Golden Hawks lost their third points from the free-throw line in the last eight consecutive basketball game last Wednesday lose to McMaster minutes. Overall, the Hawks scored 21 points as the McMaster Marauders night beat the from the the line; Badgers, seven points. team 75-62. Top scorer for the Hawks was Byck with 21 The Hawks well the first half and played in points. Steve Forden had 16. Byck also kept ahead of McMaster for the most A with the team's Or the Hawks wanted to part. displeased efforts. "We were maybe just impress collected an uncommonly high 15 rebounds. at the end of the half McMaster famous Dick Beddoes? surge put not so bad in the first half, but in the second that (in) broadcaster, Of note in the the of special game was play ahead, and the Marauders took a half we couldn't noted Coulthard. Whatever the The Hawks one-point just hit;" reason, played Byck, as Coach Coulthard notes: "That was the lead into the well to beat Brock last dressing room. Top scorers for the Hawks were Byck and extremely Saturday best four game I have seen him play in years." Dave 84-73 win Byck and Chuck Klassen led the Klassen with 17 each. Mark Polischuk afternoon and ended with an over team's points Coulthard was also pleased with his Hawks in the first half with ten each. had 11. the ninth-ranked in St. Catharines. points Badgers rebounding efforts. The Hawks were holding The second half is one the Hawks would shot before the Badgers to just one regaining like outscored well the first probably to forget. They were While both teams in half, "Itwas a 84 played possession of the ball. Coulthard said, 35-23 Hawks in the second frame to lose the neither a real Each game. team gained advantage. total team effort with good rebounding. We It not in was that the Hawks played so bad in the team held the lead at various the half 73 points really came to play." second half Badgers but that were and Brock ahead three with one minute week more they just was by The Hawks play two games next unlucky. could not the ball Dave on to score They just put to play. However, Byck came against Guelph. On Tuesday the Hawks travel Could it have through the hoop. been the added incentive of' six in the last minute to lift the Hawks to Hawks host the points to Guelph and on Thursday the Coach Coulthard not well in frontof the CHCH-TVcameras? halftime lead. scored 12 in the A.C. was completely playing a 36-33 Byck points G'yphons at 8:00 p.m. 20 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 26, 1984 sports designers of travel unlimited invite you to spend Reading Week in DAYTONA BEACH! from $250. CDN Feb. 17-26 *Roundtrip Motorcoach Transportation *Wet T-shirt Contest 'Belly Flop Contest 'Free T-shirts Ii 1 *Free Concert 112 |!| 'Special Poolside Parties I fit | | *7 Nights \ Accommodation L Partying begins when bus departs! For more information, call Sean LeMay at 746-1821 or watch for booth in Concourse photo by Theresa Kelly Gals are Powderpuff champs directed towards by Chuck Tatham Ballingers' squad 22-3. This score all the coaches who sacrificed Last week's Powderpuff Football might make it sound like a rout, and hours of their own time championship went to Just A Bunch if you saw the game it might have personal to instruct and DARE TO looked both of of Gals final with like but | in a closely fought a rout, teams motivate these women to heights their hearts with the Cowboys. The final score was played out—along a athletic excellence. of other of the Gals 10, Cowboys 3. A hard-fought couple parts body. Hopefully everyone involved with COMPARE game with plenty of excitement this Both teams deserve congratulations Powderpuff Football, including final game showed WLCJ that these on a great game played in -23 organizers Laurie Jasenec and feisty females know how to handle degree temperatures. Sharon Moskalyk, enjoyed Just themselves hardest. I Track team sets records In:? $47 00 •VTVT # team finished fourth behind minutes 14.7 seconds, breaking the H*" Special to the Cord York, 8 wallet size j. ;! McMaster, and the K-W Track Club. old record that was set in 1980. Mine teams in the On January 7 at London, Pat The Laurier track and field team competed relay finished 7th in shot race. The four Hawks on the Wyllie the put competed at the York Invitational team with heave of 12.55 meters which 21. were lan Clancy (2:01.0), Kevin Clay a Reorders indoor track meet on January of same for the old pose !; (2:01.7), Rob Sametz also set a new Laurier record. The Shelly Burnside set two Laurier (2:04.4), and mark was held Dave same price or less as in the 60 meter dash at Andy Berg (2:07.7) who was originally by !; originals !; records, one for Schmidt. The Graffiin 1981 whenhe threw the shot 8:51 seconds whenshe finished third substituting Lloyd team set a new Laurier record of 8 put 12.18 meters. in her heat. She also set a Laurier 3 class a !; colour, photo with any !; record in the 300meters with run of 44.25 seconds, finishing first in her !; class or group over 20 students second in his section and third overall. His third place finish—which Laurier record — also Forde set a new was sweep tourney the team's best showing. Kevin Clay ran the 1000 meters in 2 minutes 34.3 finish wins and no seconds to with a record of four third his fifth overall. undefeated in section and by Gwen Rowlandson and Alison losses. They are the only will Studio Earl Lavender the 600 women's team ran meters McLauchlan teamthus far. The weeks to in 1 minute 31.9 seconds, Last the men's to in two finishing weekend, and go on Guelph seventh in his section. Chris Laurentian, Zadow women's varsity curling teams compete against 60 in 7.71 seconds ofTorontoin ran meters to ventured to London, Ontario to Queen's and University finish third in his section. He also in East-West Sectionals. 259 St. W. compete the Western Sectionals. the combined !; King two j; finished third in his section in the 300 four will meet This round robin competition The top teams time 39.76 the Ontario !; (Beside King Centre) j! meters with a of seconds. consisted of all the universities in weeks later to determine Don Will was second in his heat of Western Ontario. Kitchener <| champion. !; of the 60 meters with a time of 7.34 men's team, consisting The women's team, consisting of The 745-8637 fifth in JohnThompson I; j: seconds. He was the Janet Gelsinger (skip), Brenda Doug Kibler (skip), and A of 60 meters a (second), semifinals the with Kenefick (vice), Alison McLauchlin (vice), Bob Fedy 1 time of 7.27 seconds. (second), and Gwen Rowlandson Green (lead), also competed The men's 4xBoo meter relay (lead), competed the round robin at the Western Sectionals. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 26, 1984 21 sports Hawks volley to victory Bingo for Lovell Special to the Cord and his well a broken neck. Recently the Women's Athletic legs as as three times an Association held a bingo Jocelyn was Olympic and Canadian in various tournament at the Uptown Bingo champion raise cycling events. Sweet revenge Palace on King Street to money for the Jocelyn Lovell Trust Fund. The $400 raised will be sent to the Canada's Athlete of the Year Trust Fund. Lovell, Any person or over Gryphons in 1975, was injured last August organization wishing to contribute to when he was hit truck this contact by a dump cause may the Jocelyn while cycling near Milton, Ontario. He Lovell Trust Fund at 1169 Bloor St. suffered fractures of both his M6H Brunelle arms West, Toronto, Ontario, 1M9. by Dave "Frenchy" After losing earlier this season to Guelph in three straight sets, the victory last Friday was sweet revenge for our men's volleyball team as they defeatedthe highly regarded Guelph squad 11-15, 15-8, 15-11, 12-15,15- 7. The match was quite lengthy, lasting over two hours. An interesting that observation was the games that the Hawks won averaged 17 minutes in duration as compared to an of 32 for average minues games won by Guelph. "The matches we lost, we were our own worst enemy," said Coach to Smith, referring the many unforced errors committed by Laurier. "But we came back just in those to us enough games give momentum for the victory." "The team is getting better all the is well a unit. time and playing very as We for are looking very good getting a playoff spot," said Coach Smith, whose team is 4 and 3 with three games left. The team's next game is on February 3 at 8:00 p.m. against Western in the WLCI Athletic Complex. Western is another team it should battling for a playoff spot, so proved to be another exciting match The Hawks and Gryphons met in volleyball action last Friday and 1984 as the Hawks try to keep their the Hawks were able to avenge an earlier loss to the Guelph team unbeatenstreak alive. this match in five Rob scott by taking games. photo by Do YOU have something I Weekend soccer tourney important to say? Texaco Cup begins Saturday Say it with January 28 matches Special to the Cord CORD CLASSIFIEDS! 9:00 a.m. WLCI vs. Uof T Blues A real 5C bargain at a word TheTexaco Cup indoorsoccer tournamentbegins on 10:00 Kitchener Beograd vs. Western 28 at 9:00 a.m. as the host Hawks kick off the Deadline: at noon January 11:00 Mondays Kitchener City vs. Canadian Youth two-day event against the Toronto Blues. Sixteen 12:00 Toronto Emerald vs. Montreal B-Tops matches will be played in total. On Saturday, twelve 1:00 p.m. WLU vs. Youth matches will be on a basis from9:00 a.m. played hourly 2:00 Beograd vs. Emerald to the 9:00 p.m.. On Sunday, semi-finals, consolation, 3:00 Kit. City vs. U of T and final matches will take place. 4:00 Montreal vs. Western The eight teams will compete in two divisions for the 5:00 WLCI vs. Kit. City top two spots in order to qualify for the sudden-death Emerald 6:00 Western vs. bowlingl playoffs. The winner from one division will cross over 7:00 Youth vs. G of T and the the other division. Division A play runner-up in 8.00 Beograd vs. Montreal consists of Laurier, Kitchener City, the Blues, and the Canadian Youth team. In Division B, Western, Montreal B-Tops, Toronto Emerald and Kitchener Beograd will January 29 matches ALL ! compete for top spot. 10:00 ■ Originally the Ontario Youth team was to compete at a.m. Semi-final it the 11:00 tournament Instead, youth players from other Semi-final will and the 2:00 Consolation Final provinces join the team compete as p.m. Final ii can : Canadian Youth team. 3:00 BOWL ; V sjp—.x ONLY Intramural $5.00 ; Hockey ~~ INCLUDES ">•* " by Dick Shenary the series 6-1. Undoubtedly, the first- SHOE RENTAL first place, TNCIC was second, The J After a close finish to the round shocker had be the very Gnit was third, and The Molesters to come- regular the first from-behind the season, round of were fourth. victory by playoffs started. Canadians the Molesters. Unbelievably, there The first round of the playoffs over was a for first four-way tie place last week Despite a comfortable four-goal MON.—THURS. 11 to lam played was not without pm ] between Phelta Thi, The of in the first Eye Gnit, upsets and lopsided scores. margin victory game, The to the Molesters, and TNCIC. To Series A Thi the Molesters were unable stop MUST SHOW AD saw Eye Phelta j calculate who finished first to fourth Habs and lost the 9-8. manhandle the Delegates II 18-1 in series respectively, three tie-breaking The second round of play-offs will the two-game total goal series. As procedures had to be utilized. (The the be completed by the time this article well, TNGC won their first round, BRUNSWICK FREDERICK LANES ! method is outside the in The Canadians will posted beating Offcam II 8-1. The appears print Although MALL Intramural FREDERICK J Office for those who are entertain Phelta Thi in one semi- Gnit had Eye ' some trouble contending KITCHENER interested.) When all the dust had final while TMUC and the Unit i with an outstanding effort by the settled, Eye Phelta Thi had finished in off in the other. 576-1160 « Brew Crew and their goalie, theywon square L - - - — onQ 22 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 26, 1984 sports Gourmet six ounce burgers Done to your individual taste Variety of salads with spinach or lettuce, each completely different Hawks Sideline Stuffed veal cutlets Fresh baked quiche Theresa defeat by Kelly Exotic foot-long hot dogs the folk The Winter Carnival Olympics gave ordinary at Laurier 24 entrees for under $3.90 For those the chance to participate in team competition. of us who Licensed Wine and Beer of an organized team for quite some time it for Gryphons haven't been a part demonstrate our athletic or was an opportunity to ability inability Corner of King and William Streets it and have a good time. Apart from the athletic side, was a change BESIDE THE DONUT CASTLE by Theresa Noonan enthusiasm of old team to experience the good spirit. 4-6 Happy Hour! Daily pm first after the The trike race to be a In the league game proved popular spectator sport as Christmas break, WLU's women's participants proved to be the lunch-time entertainment for those volleyball team showed off their dining in the Torque Room. Two members of the team whizzed The Hawks were able the Concourse, to make the winning ways. through attempted sharp curve into win the the Arts after the trike down the to their match with Guelph building driving steep ramp, and, —n , in then the the Gryphons three games. completed course by driving through Torque Room. defeated the Of a to their table fair Laurier Gryphons course, anyone carrying tray was game hotel i i in the first 15-6. The and were forced to the trikes or else find soundly game, people dodge speeding forced the Hawks to themselves wearing their lunch. : : second game 2fori to The assassin could not be classified play their best and they managed game really as a spectator : beat the Gryphons 15-13. Laurier sport; it lasted for three days. But if you happened to be lucky desserts it to see a "hit" in it could to be ; yiadds won the final game 15-9 to make a enough progress, prove quite 3-0 sweep. entertaining. If involved in the itself, as 1 it The women put forth an excellent you were game was, proved to be a the 1 was to survive the effort and'provided spectators very unnerving experience. lucky enough game I suffered three of sheer There with exciting volleyball. Sue Kipfer but through days paranoia. were five I I from each in the assassin The deserves special credit, according to members team game. object of the Coach Marion for fine was to kill as as could while [ Cherries Jubillee Maple Walnut J Leach, play game many people you managing to throughout the match. stay alive. Crepe Delight i Hawks' home is I'd hate the of i The next game to imagine reaction a visitor on campus last week (Thursday, January 26) in the the ambush assassinations of students with water Chocolate Mint World's Greatest J tonight witnessing guns. Athletic Complex against the Typical mature behaviour for serious university students, right? A Banana Split i i Crepe Windsor Lancers. Game time is 8:00 rather shocked reaction might have been "I'm spending XXXX p.m.. dollars to send my son or daughter to university to play with water Crepe Suzette Chadd's House The Hawk team, now in fourth guns." Cheese Cake ■ , n , is their best it Lemon Fucker place, having season Silly as may seem, you get very caught up in the game. After I . killed three and able to take the credit for six 1 ever. people was more, my Crepe an" manV more teammates were determined that 1 would not be killed. So, for the exciting desserts slither class back hit the floor team effort, you to through routes, 1 whenever the and SWAT-minded i someone enters room use body 1 whenever leave the safety of the Cord office. i serving Waterloo County from the Tamiae guards you After three of shoulder days looking over my constantly and i corner of King & Erb since 1840 keeping an incredibly low profile (only to finish fourth in the game), it's a great feeling to be able to safely walk through the Concourse on Ice \ fcHOTEfo WATERLOO i without wondering when the "end" miqht come. The tug of war was an example of team unity and strength as 1 ten members of the team (5 men, 5 women) found themselves I 4 KING ST. N., WATERLOO the their heels in the and 1 pulling rope, digging snow, suffering (KING & ERB) 885-5840 by Darren Martin possible frostbite and pneumonia out in the sub-zero weather for 8/84 for 2 people. Not valid Fridays. It was an week in the the team effort. But with it was I Expires Feb. One coupon | exciting everyone shouting encouragement ■ mm mi ma ■■ ■■ ■■ mm mt ma mm mm mi mm mm m§ mm mm a ma mm am mm tm mm mm mm real demonstration of team Tamiae Ice Hockey League as the a spirit and athletic prowess. So what if for we two for it! race second place got even only got points hat tighter. The Bruins lost an important A tip of the to all participants of Winter Carnival. After the efforts of the other teams the I point when they could only manage watching throughout week know it a 3-3 tie with the upstart Stars. Steve won't be easy for our team, the Extension Cord, to defend the Levine, Brian Morgan and Scott title. The Hemsley scored for the Bruins while supreme team effort of the week, I soon discovered, was Football. The Greg Smith, Pete Jamieson and Powderpuff semi-finals and finals were held on afternoon -20 C I Jean Villeneuve replied for the Stars. Saturday in weather. arrived at the school not In the second sure what to for some reason, football in snow was game, the Rangers expect; playing hammered the Wings 10-4. Dave not that appealing to me. But I left the school with a great deal of for Ross had the hat trick for the Rangers respect all the participants who demonstrated team spirit, athletic in while Troy Thorne and Paul ability and team sacrifice by playing the very cold McCorquodale gottwo each. Charles temperatures. Young, Mike Simpson and Tim The football participants were basically dressed in track pants Courtis had and football shirts. Some wore gloves, and some wore but Grad Photos singles. Wings scorers boots, the of found it to with bare hands were Don Kennedy with two and Bill majority participants easier play Anderson with one. and running shoes. Brrrr! of You Get: All For The Leafs and the Habs continued My camera froze during the finals and so 1 watched the rest Only the between the from their longstanding rivalry last game Cowboys and Just A Bunch of Gals car. The lasted until 5 and with the Thursday as the Leafs beat an my game p.m. they played 1 - BXIO same enthusiasm that they showed earlier in the afternoon. 95 outnumbered Hab team 4-3. Don After the was both each other Mayo, Terry O'Hara, Fraser Rogers, game over, teams congratulated 2-5X7 and walked back the A.C. and 534 and Doug Skrimnger scored for the to to get warm, laughing sharing their of in it out in the Leafs. Hab scorers were Mike Ward, sense accomplishment sticking freezing - weather. 8 2X3 Dan Wager and Tom Armbruster. In other the entered • Choose from 6 to 8 proofs • Other news, Rangers their team in the Winter Carnival available • in our packages Photographed Tournament. The team was • bolstered by Don Kennedy and Paul own studio Gowns, hoods supplied Blain of the Wings, league ref Dave sports quiz Bolger, and stalwart defenceman Sooter Studio Doug Rosa of theLeafs. TheRangers E. handled two intramural teams, Brew- by Johnny Sop 886-1740 Waterloo Town their Square ins and the Unit, on way to a berth in the finals. 1. How many career shutouts does Tony Esposito have? 2. Which features "ends"? In the finals the was the sport We are not a We opposition fly by night operation. in Hometown The ended 3. Which number-one ranked team has not beaten Laurier Boys. game consistently stand behind out products and are here with eleven minutes left in the two years? 'round. second 4. Who will be the first baseman for the Blue in two years? year period after a dispute over new Jays 5. How did the Canadian team win against which Ranger player would be many games Olympic hockey the Soviets in the recent series? ejected following a fight between the touring 6. In which did Willie" excell for more than ten years? Ranger goalie and a H.B. forward. It is sport "Rambling 7. If the Allen which would too bad this had to happen because your team was to win Cup, in sports league it be competing? was an entertaining game up until you 8. How side at once in water polo? (And why that scrap. many competitors per play doesn't WLU have a water On a more pleasant note, I'd like to polo team?) 9. What often referred "Canada II ? thank Eym, Caveman, and Kevin for international hockey team is to as leading the sing-song on the bus trip 10. Which NFL team won the first two Superbowls? Giants hit 11. How home runs did Sadahara Of of the Yomiuri to the Hawks-Blues game on Friday many j his career? 23. night. during Answers on page THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 26, 1984 23 sports OCIAA Women's Basketball Standings scoreboard A G W L F P Basketball Results Brock OCIAA Hockey Standings 6 6 0 518 265 12 Western 59, Waterloo 57 Guelph 5 4 1 290 236 8 F A G W L T P Windsor Intramural Hockey Final Standings 6 3 3 381 412 6 15 12 1 2 131 46 26 Toronto Waterloo 734 425 408 6 17 9 3 5 84 55 23 GP W L T PTS McMaster Laurier 5 2 3 292 289 4 76 17 11 6 0 97 22 Phelta 10 7 1 2 16 Guelph Eye Thi Western 5 2 3 314 278 4 16 9 4 3 87 72 21 Laurentian TNCIC 10 8 2 0 16 Laurier 6 0 6 156488 0 Waterloo 18 78 7 3 71 84 19 The Unit 10 7 1 2 16 8 6 72 63 17 Western 15 1 The Molesters 10 7 1 2 16 OOAA Men's Basketball Standings 8 8 0 82 69 16 York 16 Pasta's Molson Canadians 10 7 2 1 15 G W L F A P 166 Queen's 7 3 71 67 15 Brew Crew 10 3 5 2 8 Waterloo 4 4 0 335 292 8 Basketball Results 176 8 3 74 77 McMaster 15 Offcam II 10 3 5 2 8 Windsor 5 3 2 421 405 6 Laurier 84, Brock 73 5 7 3 69 90 13 Brock 15 Delegates II 10 3 7 0 6 McMaster 5 3 2 333 328 6 Windsor 83, Waterloo 98 3 RMC 18 11 4 83 124 10 Horncusters 10 2 7 1 5 Western 4 2 2 317 295 4 McMaster 48, Guelph 35 3 70 86 Windsor 14 10 1 7 Offcam I 10 18 13 Brock 3 1 2 225 242 2 163 130 47 126 6 0 9 1 1 299' Ryerson Brew-Ins 10 Laurier 4 1 3 238 2 Guelph 3 0 3 157 205 0 OCIAA Women's Volleyball Standings OCIAA Men's Western 8, Ryerson 6 Volleyball Standings G W L P York 4, RMC 1 G W L P Waterloo 7 7 0 14 Waterloo 7 7 14 Windsor 9, Laurentian 6 0 Volleyball Results McMaster 7 6 1 12 Volleyball Results Western 7 5 10 Laurier 4, Toronto 4 2 Waterloo 3, Brock 1 Windsor 7 4 3 8 Waterloo 3, Guelph 0 Guelph 7 4 8 McMaster 3, Waterloo 3 3 Laurier 3, Guelph 2 Laurier 7 4 3 8 Waterloo 2, McMaster 3 Laurier 7 8 0 Laurier 9, Queen's 6 4 3 Western 3, McMaster Western 7 2 5 4 Laurier 3, Guelph 0 Brock 7 16 2 Brock 7 2 5 4 McMaster 7 0 7 0 7 0 7 0 Guelph Badminton TournamentResults Answers Women's Singles Women's Doubles 1. 76 Men's basketball Men's volleyball Western 12 Western 6 hawk talk 2. Curling WL(J at Guelph Western at WLCI Guelph 5 McMaster 3 31 at 8:00 February 3 at 8:00 3. (J of T Hockey Team January p.m. p.m. McMaster 4 Guelph 3 4. Willie Aikens WLG vs Guelph Laurier 3 Laurier 0 Women's volleyball 2 at 8:00 5. Two February p.m. Hockey at WLG Men's Singles Men's Doubles Windsor 6. Harness Athletic Complex Racing at WLG 26 at 8:00 Guelph Western McMaster 7 January p.m, 13 7. Canadian Senior "A" Hockey 28 at 8:00 Women's basketball Athletic January p.m. Waterloo 9 Western 6 Complex 8. Five Waterloo Arena Windsor at WLG Western WLG Waterloo 4 at McMaster 8 9. McMaster WLG Italy 27 at 8:00 1 at Laurier January p.m. February at 6:00 p.m. Guelph 7 2 10. 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FRIDAY NIGHT WLUSU n movies GENERAL Ifkk , ELECTION I February 2, 1984 8 PM 1 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. IEI In the Concourse For the election of: JAMES BOND film festival — I *Vice President/ $4 for all three 11 I Secretary $3 for 9 & p.m. features ,or 11 m feature $2 just - I *7 Arts Directors p I *6 I Bus. Directors 7 \j I *Grad Director BllllSrclS I *Musi C Director Demonstration I I with Gerry W3tson I nipm i timf th t i- hi II Only FULL TIME students are eligible tot \J vote. All students vote for || may the President and Vice-President. Students in the respective — H faculties vote for to 7 Arts Directors r may up rr . * OR 6 Bus. Directors. jl% j> DUlfenn ClieS U All students must present W.L.U. full time I.D. mm,m | Hnnr nri7P<> | in order to vote. Students may vote without * W.L.U. I.D. obtain fee provided they a n Trick shots I statement from the Office. r- r I Registrars . H The results will be announced at the Turret on ■! AUuicnCG Chcul6nQ6(H II Thursday evening, February 2, 1984. KM Chief Electoral Officer THGRS. FEB. 2nd 1 * * Ar Admission FREE 112 * * I ( 1 1 ALL welcome I 5 1 to4 TeeßjTff bsbsbt? li ' \ L|i||9 . ?* .1 / \ in the Games Room | ) ) '~7 (Q/ / \ GERRY WATSON l-JcM- 111 • Canadian Champion of H & V Ball 111 I'mfcxsional • Member ofthe Caiutdian 112 ~ — " SnookerAssociation 1 1 111 Peak Grdph.c, m Hb MciiiUt ol iJw World Pmfcvional Jk' mf fljj I j Billiardand SrwxikiT Association J J gWj