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10-30-1975 The rsinU us Weekly, October 30, 1975 Ruth Von Kummer Ursinus College
Robert A. Searles Ursinus College
Barbara Broadbent Ursinus College
James Grosh Ursinus College
Barbara J. Grider Ursinus College
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Volume LXXV THURSDA Y, OCTOBER 30, 1975 No.4 16 lh C. Seniors Named to "Who's Who" By BOB SEARLES the Pre-Medical Society. RUTH von KUMMER, daughter This year sixteen notable seniors J@AN OTTAVIANO, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Samuel M. von have been selected to represent Ur of Mr. and Mrs. Anthony Ottaviano Kummer of Wallingford, Pa., is an sinus in "Who' s Who Among Stu of Downing town, Pa., is secretary English major interested in writ dents in American Universities and of both USGA and the senior class ing. She has been involved in the Colleges." They were sel.ected on and is interested in teaching or Ruby, Spring F estival, Om ega Chi, the basis of the student's scholar para-legal work as a career. A French Club, and the Weekly of ship; his participation and leader political science major, Joan is also which she is currently the Editor ship in academic and extracurricu a member. of Tau Sigma Gamma In-Chief. lar activities; his citizenship and Sorority, the Student Activi ties GREG WEIGARD, an economics service to the school and his pro Committee, the Spanish Club, and major and son of Mr. and Mrs. E . mise of future usefulness. freshman orientation. B. Weigard of 162 Aberdene St., KARLA POLEY, Health and Center Valley, Pa., is undecided as JOAN ARIZINI, daughter of Mr. Pl:ysical Education major and to his future' plans. Greg has par -and Mrs. Ralph Arizini, Jr. of 2416 daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Karl ticipa ted in Sigma Rho Lambda, St. Denis Lane, Haverford, Pa., is Poley from Collegeville, is active in the Economics Club, and the var a math major who plans to teach field hockey, basketball, and la sity basketball team. He is also and coach. She has played a var In front: Chuck Reese; L. to r.: Dick Gaglio, Sue Benner, Ruth von crosse. Karla was a member of a member of Omicron DE' Lta Epsi iety of sports: hockey, volleyball, Kummer, Steve Prociv. the 1975 U. S. Lacrosse squad and lon, the honorary economic society, basketball, badminton, and lacrosse. year. SHERRIE HARDEN, daughter captain of the Ursinus team. She and Pi Gamma Mu, the honorary Joan has been active in Tau Sigma CHARLES WHITFIELD CAMP- <>f Mr. and Mrs. Rowland R. Harden has served on the Inter-Sorority social science society. Gamma, W AA, and the Outing BELL, JR. is a biology major from of 205 Ardmore Avenue, Haddon Club in addition to serving as a field, N. J., is a physical education Bordentown, N. J. Son of Mr. and Wrestling Statistician, a resident major. Her athletic activities in assistant, Vice . President of Whit Mrs. Charles W. Campbell, Sr., he clude hockey, badminton, lacrosse, ians, and on the Student Teacher intends to go to medical school at and basketball. She has been a Co-op Dinner Organizing Commit either the University of pittsburgh biology lab assistant, resident as tee. or Temple University. He has been sistant, a waitress in Wismer, and SUSAN AILEEN BENNER hails a steady member of the baseball is treasurer of Tau Sigma GamT!la. from 107 East Buttercup Rd., Wild and football teams, served as proc Sherrie won the WAA award for .. wo'od Crest, N. J. Daughter of Tho tor of Curtis Hall, and is a social the class of '76. She is headed for and Doris Benner, Sue is a member of Sigma Rho Lambda a career as a physical education instructor on either the elementary or secondary level. ELAINE LEHECKA, a biology major from Westfield, N. J., plans to attend graduate school in pur suit of a career in medical research. Daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Edwin L. to r.: Paul Marion, Elaine Lehecka, Whit Campbell, Greg Weigard. W. Lehecka, she has been a very active member of both Meister Council and has been Social Chair-.,------ singers and Messiah Chorus. Elaine man and Vice President of Tau has served as President and Secre Sigma Gamma. She has also been Prof. Presides tary of Pi Nu Epsilon, the national involved in W AA, Education Club, honorary fraternity. She has also Songlest, Spring Festival, and in Dr. William T. Parsons, profes participated in the Brownback tramural volleyball. sor of History, presided at the re Anders Premed Society and the STEPHEN PROCIV, son of Mr. cent dinner meeting of the Pennsyl Beardwood Chemical Society. Elaine and Mrs. George Prociv of 64-13 vania Historical Association in is currently the corresponding sec Woodbine St., Ridgewood, New Cambria County. The two day con L. to r.: Karla Poley, Jill Thomas, Ken Miller. retary of Alpha Sigma Nu. As a York, has lettered and been captain ference, held at Loretto and Ebens biology major who plans to attend fraternity. biology major, she has been a bi- in football and track since his hurg, was designed to stimulate graduate school upon completion of RrCHARD GAGLIO, son of Mr. ology lab assistant and librarian freshman year and was selected scholarly activity in Pennsylvania her studies at Ursinus. She has and Mrs. Nicholas Gaglio of 1721 of the biology department. MVP on defense in 1974. Steve r.istory and arouse popular interest participated in many activities: Woodrow St., Metairie, La. is a PAUL MARION, son of Dr. and has been very active in the Student in all aspects of the subject. cheerleading, Spring Festival, the Philosophy and Religion major who Mr~. Milton G. ~arion of 410 S~uth Union. He was chairman of the Dr. Parsons, a member of the Ruby, Energy Advisory Committee, has been active in many areas. He ~'am St., ~enmngton, N. J., IS a Coffeehouse and Concert Commit IJ rogram committee introduced Dr. Student Activities Committee, and has served as President and Chap- I bJOI~gy maJor who ~lans to attend tee and was responsible for getting E. McClung Fleming, research as intramural volleybalL Sue is a lain of Alpha Phi Epsilon frater- medIcal s~hool. He IS a. member of Bruce Springsteen to appear here sociate at the duPont Winterthur member of Omega Chi and has nity, President of Alpha Psi Omega Alp~a PhI Omega and IS currently during his sophomore year. Steve Museum, Delaware, and featured served as Vice President and His t'he national honorary dramatic ~ervmg a~ treasu~er. He has. been was Treasurer last year and is cur speaker at the 44th annual dinner meeting. Dr. Fleming presented torian of the sorority. She has fraternity, and President of Pro- I~volved In .Messlah and Melster rently Chairman of the College Un also demonstrated leadership as she theatre. He has also been involved ~lngers and IS at prese.nt ~he Pres ion. He was also Business Mana an illustrated lecture, "Early sym was class treasurer freshman year, in Christian Fellowship, 'Central Ident of Choral Orgamz~tJOns. In ger of the Ruby and a member of bols of America; the Search for dorm 'Vice president and Lorelei Coorditlating Committee (CCC), the p.ast he has been a ~JOlogy and the Economics Club. Identity," and discussed such sym chairperson sophomore year, U.S. U.S.G.A., the baseball and football chemIcal laboratory assIstant. Paul CHARLES A. REESE, son of bols as the Indian Queen, Liberty, G.A. Women's Vice-President and teams. Richard has been on the ;-~~ · ~rn[:;~:------_-J Minerva, the rattlesnake, the bald was, in addition, Sigma Rho Lamb Dean's List three times and was eagle, Uncle Sam and Brother J on da's Homecoming Nominee this also a bi,ology lab assistant. athon. Dr. Isaac Asimov U. C. Founder's Day Named Speaker Dr. Isaac Asimov, bio-chemist, educator and author, will be speak To Honor Church ing at the commencement exercises for the Ursinus class of 1976. Born , By BARBARA BROADBENT berger Hall Auditorium from 10:00 of Jewish parents in Russia in a.m. to 12 :00 noon on Saturday, 1920, Asimov came to the United Founders' Day Weekend at Ur November 1. sinus College will be held on N 0- States at an early age. He had an Saturday afternoon entertain avid desire both to learn and to vember 1 and 2, 1975. On this oc ment is the football game. Ursinus L tol r.: Joan Arizini, Joan Ottaviano, Jeff Okamoto. teach while still in grammar school. casion, Ursinus College will honor is playing Widener College, and the thE' men who founded the college Asimov graduated with a Bache game will begin at 2:00 p.m. is also a member of Brownback- Capt. Walter II. Reese of Milton, lor of Science degree from Colum and recognize the school's church On Sunday, November 2, at 3:00 Anders Pre-Medical Society and Florida, is a biology major consid affiliation. bia University in 1939 and received p.m. in the Bomberger Auditorium, Pi Nu Epsilon, the nationa,l hQnor- ering post-graduate studies in Med a doctorate in bio-chemistry from A Symposium on the "German the actual Founders' Day Convo ary musical fraternity. icine or Pediatrics. He has been ~he same institution in 1948. He Reformed Leadership in the Amer c2.tion will take place. This will be KEN MILLER is a chemistry involved in many activities: Chris joined the faculty of the Boston ican War for Independence" will the 66th annual convention, the major who plans to get a MD.-PhD tian Fellowship, Brownback- Anders University School of Medicine and begin the weekend activities. The first being celebrated on February in pharmacology or a PhD in phar- Pre-Med Society, Messiah, Meister divided his time and energy among scheduled speakers and topics are 11, 1909 with the college's first maceutical chemistry. In addition singers, Beardwood Chemical So teaching, research and writing. He as follows: Richard C. Fair, I'DI'. President, Board of Dir.ectors and to his active participation in many ciety, Soccer, Swim team, Alpha received the James T. Grady Awal'd John Joachim Zubly, Chaplain to faculty. This year's speaker will activities in his home town, Read- Phi Omega, volunteer fireman and of the American Chemical Society the Continental Congress"; Dr. be Elmer G. Homrighausen, Emeri ing, Pa. where his parents, Kenneth is currently President of the US in 1965 and the A.A.A.S.-West Edith von Zemensky, "General tus Dean, Professor (L.H.D.) from and Mary Miller reside, Ken is GA. inghouse Award for science writing Friederich Wilhelm von Steuben: PrincetQn Theological Seminary. a member of Cub and Key, Mes- JILL THOMAS, daughter of in 1967. Contributions to American Inde Honorary degrees will be awarded siah Chorus, and the American Alan and Elaine thomas of Dan He has published over 140 books pendence"; Rev. H. Daehler Hayes, to R. Howard Paine, Reading, D.D.; Chemical Society. He is also the bury, Oonnecticut, is a Health and rnnging from the science-fiction "Casper Weyberg, First Church, Way~e A. Lutz, Wernersville, D.D.; President of Beardwood Chemical Physical Education major who best seller, Fantastic Voyage, to Phila.; Chaplain, Philadelphia and George H. Bricker, Lancaster, Society. pl&ns to teach and coach and even- such diverse works as Bio·Chemis County Militia"; Rev. David Rapp, Litt. D. A reception will follow in JEFFERY A. OKAMOTO, son tually earn a doctorate in Educa try and Human Metabolism, The "Philip Jacob Michael, St. Michael's Wismer HalL cf Mr. and Mrs. Allen H. Okamoto tion. Jill has been involved in Human Body, Asimov's Guide to Church; Chaplain, Berks County President William S. Pettit, the of 215 Tally-ho Drive, Ambler, Pa., Field Hockey, Basketball, Swim the Bible, Asimov's Guide to Militia"; Dr. William T. Parsons, Board of Directors of Ursinus Col is a biology major who will be at- ming, and Lacrosse. She has served Shakespeare, The Sensuous Dirty "Abraham Blumer, Zion Church lege, and Dr. William T. Parsons tending medical school next year. as Recording Secretary of Tau Old Man, and The Left Hand of the Allentown: Chaplain, 1st Bn., of the Pennsylvania Dutch Studies He has served as Treasurer of Sigma Gamma and Treasurer of Electron. Dr. Asimov will address Northampton County l\filitia." The Program urge students, alumni, and Christian Fellowship, President of WAA. Also, Jill has participated the graduating class on Sunday, program will take place in Bom- community members to attend. Cub and Key, and is a member of in Songfest and the Education Club. June 3, 1976, in Helfferich Hall. PAGE TWO THE URSIN US WEEKLY THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1975 Editorial Ruth L. von Kummer LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Soccer Regrets those heavy books to carry, and in pride by current standards. If Ur Ursin us , Infirmary To the Editor: the rain even. You certainly de sinus is not a democracy, then per A few weeks ago I went to the serve to be pitied. I also sympa haps it needs changing-quickly. home field hockey game, the first thize with you when you complain Even rejecting the concept of in one I had been to all this season. about those LONG walks from y~ur dividual liberties, punishing the en I will admit that I am not a big car to your classroom over the tire male student population is un~ Is Ailing! HUGE campus here at Ursinus. hockey fan, but I try to see a few wise. Richard P. Richter, Vice games every year. As I sat there How do you do it? Do you pack President of the College, plea1ied A problem may go unnoticed for some time until one day watching the game, I took a look provisions for such a long journey? in a meeting reported by the Ur you find it hits you between the eyes, or in this case, below around to see who was there. I Or perhaps you go into training sinus Weekly for student coopera over the summer to get in g,hape? tion in uncovering the identity of the knees. All of a sudden within a matter of a few days, it saw Dean Harris, Geoff Higgins, Dean Dolman, Mrs. Butler-just to I agree with you about the upper the student(s) who pulled the false happens again, and it seems incredible that people have not name a few. I think it's great to lot next to the men's dorms being alarms. It is inconceivable that done something about it sooner. see them out there supporting the the most convenient for parking. closing the dorms would engender girls. I believe the reason fur the -change the spirit of cooperation Mr. Rich Recently, there have been two such instances which re But let me get to my point.' I in parking rules was based upon a ter called for. Finally, no where does the col veal the shortcomings of our college infirmary. Two people may not be a 'hockey fan, but I am sound reason tho, VANDALISM. a soccer fan. That's one reason I Last year, when resident students lege "Rules and Customs" booklet I know have been injured in the way of broken bones, which score for the team. But it must were required to park in the lower advocate collective punishment. All does not put them on the critical list; however, these cases have been very ciiscouraging for lots, quite a bit of damage was the procedures outlined concerned individuals. have been serious enough that both of the girls were ren the guys on the team to see only a done to our cars, windshields brok small hand!ful of people at their en, hub caps and tape decks stolen Your memo in no way solves the dered immobile for a time. game, their first and only home and the like. By having the resi problem of mischief or alcohol. game, so far, on Parent's Day. dent student's cars parked near to Your memo in no way satisfies the Their confinement to bed and the pain which accompan There was even a luncheon sched the dorms at ni~ht, it is hoped that standards of a democracy, or the ied any necessary movements were only rectified by a trip to uled for the same time as the soc these acts will not be so easily principles of twentieth century ed ucation. There must be a better a doctor; the distance to his office in both cases was consid cer game! Is it any wonder that committed. (Although I know of the team doesn't seem to care a one person's ba.ttery being stolen way. erable. To make matters worse, the period between accident bout winning? I didn't see any already this year.) While this may Another apparent reaction to and treatment was prolonged until the injured person could of those people who were at the not completely solve the problem, your memo was a mimeographed find her own transportation. At Ursinus with its myriad of hockey game at the soccer game. at least the rule change has been sheet bearing the legend: DO NOT Maybe they would say it's be a positive step. READ THIS. It calls for greater frantic schedules, a ride is not always an easy thing to find. cause the soccer team doesn't win. I wonder how you would feel if student participation in the rule Some people, for example, freshmen, depend on this even Well, if they got half of the sup your car wasn't safely parked in making process. Is it possible that more heavily since they are not permitted to have cars. port the girls get, they'd probably front of your house each night? greater participation in governing be winning all of their games. I would suggest you do use the would be accompanied by greater The infirmary on our campus is more than efficient in Think about it. lockers and lounges provided for student interest in policing? It Signed, day students and perhaps a NEW might. It could. It is worvh a try. handling some minor physical illnesses or problems. Of C.BECHTOLD umbrella would be in order? I Unfortunately, the authors of course, they cannot be expected to have the equipment or * * * * mean, I cel'tainly wouldn't want that ditto did not have enough con techniques of a hospital. But, I think when circumstances Speaking Out you to get your pretty little head fidence in their own idea to identify themselves. Instead they chose the To the Editor, wet. like this occur, one notices that we are painfully in need of Signed, non-name of "concerned students time when emergency medical care can be administered by a In the days of Hi, Ho, Silver, Ur for social reform." evertheless, sinus was a four years Liberal Arts RANDALL G. BU DY physician at the college or when those available can serve in I hope that their paper has crossed college with a tradition of academic P.S. to the Editor: I would like your desk. either its concept of the capacity of assisting a victim to a place where sufficient excellence reaching back 81 years. to commend Mr. Saraco on his very student self-government, nor this aid is obtainable. In the days of one small step for interesting article in last week's letter's case for elementary civil man, one giant leap for mankind, paper. My only regret is tha.t his liberties, is outlandish. Indeed, the Yes, we are located right next to the fire house and am Ursinus is an independent, four dream world is unlikely to come time for change may have arrived. year liberal arts college with a true. bulance. Does Ursinus have to be destroyed by fire or a stu Very truly yours, tradition of academic excellence * * * * STEPHEN M. LANGE '79 dent have an almost fatal need before we realize that this ex reaching back 106 years. The An Open Letter to tra source does not satisfy all our needs? An ambulance did twenty-five year interim has pro Richard J. Whatley duced many sterling changes on not help these two people or numerous others who have had this sleepy campus. Great pains This letter is in reference to your memo of Monday, October 13, Newest to make their own arrangements to get to the hospital. have been taken to change the physical appearance of this cam which advised male resident stu Isn't it disgraceful when suffering people make comments pus. A new administration build dents that the 'Open Dorm' policy had been suspended for the week- P. E. Prof. ing, a new gymnasium, a new sci like, ''I'm not going to bother going to the infirmary. They end of Friday, October 17. By GROSH ence building, a new library, a new JIM won't give me anything without letting me see the doctor, and student union, and a new men's Your memo explained that this Lawrence D. Karas joined the he doesn't come in any time when I can go." or "They'll just dormitory are a few of the most was a reaction to "Flagrant viola- Ursinus faculty this fall as assist tions of the rules of the College." ant professor of health and physi tell me to make a doctor's appointment and I don't have the notable. But where have the students Perhaps you are unaware that in cal education, assistant football time or a way to get there." This not only increases the pos been? They have been sneakng in a free society responsibility for coach and head tennis coach for sibility of infeoting others; it doesn't do much for one's peace and out of dorms, getting caught, crimes is borne by those who have men. committed the crimes. No matter Mr. Karas says that he enjoys of mind. and getting their hands slapped in the form of demerits. Has the de how serious the offence, this basic the atmosphere and the close stu premise cannot be sacrificed. Pun- dent-teacher relationship that a I feel the infirmary has been seriously remiss in these merit system been an effective pun ishment? Of course not! Should ishing the whole does not meet the small college like Ursinus can of requirements of justice in any con- fer. instances. They should not go on calling themselves a col it be changed? Of course not, or temporary democratic society. In- A native of Pocopson, Chester lege service if this is the type of service they provide. It is so says the administration. stead, belief in collective guilt is County, he completed his under difficult enough at college to stay relatively healthy. If a per Each year three or four hundred freshmen will jump on this stink an identifying characteristic of to- graduate work at Ithaca College in son should decide to accept the responsibility to nurse his own ing, sinking ship called Ursinus. talitarianism. 1963 and obtained his ma.c;ter's de- The argument that Ursinus is gree from West Chester State Col sickness, that is his deci~ion-more power to him! But for All will flounder'in the 40 steps to not bound by democratic principles lege in 1972. Prior to coming to those who need help and don't need the delay, perhaps chang a better U .C. process. A'Pathy will reign supreme over the four years is in certain cases legally incorrect; Ursinus, Mr. Karas taught for ten es should not only be contemplated, but instilled. spent here to earn a genuinely fake in all cases the argument is not so years in Boiceville, ew York, and sheepskin. Who will stand up and much a defense of your action as one year at West Chester State. brave the storm to say "Hey! we, a severe indictment of the college. He was also part-time football the students, NEED a freer at Totalitarianism is not a source of coach for Swarthmore College. THE URSI-NUS WEEKLY mosphere jn which to live." Published each week during the academic year by the students There is a group of students who of Ur in us Co\1ege, Collegeville, Pa. 19426. publicize this fact. The Ursinus Seventy-fifth year of publication. Meekly is a breath of fresh air to many a student. The administra S33t)500 .. 000 EDITOR-IN-CHIEF tion has sought in vain to discover Ruth L. von Kummer its author(s). Guess why the ad Uuclaiuted ministration tries to seek out the ASSOCIATE EDITOR FEATURE EDITOR anonymous author( s) ? I'll give Judith M. James Ca th ryn L. McCa rthy you a hint: It's not to compliment Scholarships them on their amazing command of NEWS EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR the obvious. It is high time stu Over 533.500,000 unclaimed scholarshiPS, grants, aids, and Robert Brant George F. Geist dents mount those forty steps to fellowships ranging from S50 to $10.000 Current list of PRODUCTION EDITOR ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR the second floor of that brick fort these sources researched and complied as of Sept. 15. 1975. res. Oh, great white-haired demi Robert Searles Alan K. Stetler ~od, hear our plea!! UNCLAIMED SCHOLARSHIPS ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR Joseph Saraco LL'DA HEBDA 11275 Massachusetts Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90025 BUSINESS EDITOR Pa1 Hart ~ I am enclosing $9.95 plus $1.00 for postage and handling. PHOTOGRAPHERS David Rowe. JeH EHinger Resident VB. Day To the Editor: STAFF . - Brian Fegely, Don Whittaker, Warren Fntz, Rae Blake, J ff Trinkle, Tim Ely, Barbara J. Grider, I would like to reply to the I PLEASE RUSH YOUR CURRENT LIST OF I Rachel :'\IcClnin, Jill Leauber, Cindy Poot , • 'ancy Weath "Damp Mad Commutor" who .. e let erwa.·, Barbara Ann Vincent, Jina Jones David DeWitt ter appeared in a recent. i sue. I UNCLAIMED SCHOLARSHIPS SOURCES TO: I Kevin Lcib nsperger. Grace Olmed Carrie Bechtold' r really feel for you DMC, all I I tephl'n .1. Lan~c, Jim Grosh. Leon:n I' 'Ian. haron Tub~ I Name I erty, J. Cra\\ford. Lee de Lary. Tom Raskin, Andrew I I chwartz I Address I or couple or .. s uden , u . Ities; no childr n or ope (office I City State ZIP__ I (California residents p(eese add 6% Ales 1.)(.) on 1 floor). Creamery. Pa. "' 9- LI ______~I Caml'U P ..t O/llre. nln I • Pa. 114_6 _u rlpllon Ra~: ~4 1. THURSDA Y, OCTOBER 30, 1975 THE URSlNUS WEEKLY PAGE THREE Visitor Notes Strange Customs Renowned Sculptor (Editor's Note: This food review all my ' days as a student at the Iany spilled milk. I'm sorry that I is part 'Of what is to become a ICordon Blue School of Oo okery in didn't review the food itself, but 1 guidebook on college food. It is Paris, Illinois had I ever seen such couldn',t bear to write any more being written b.y the world-famous a euphonious name for such a non- sad news. PerhaJPS I will return food critic Abercrombie K. Snoot Presents Project stomak. Since this review deals descript piece of fish. again to sample the food a.fter I with our own Wismer, we are re Apparently .the students agreed have checked out of the Weeping printing it as a public 'service.) wit h me for the gener,al consensus Willows Home fur the Mentally at tfue table where I was seated Unquiet, where I am now ,filing 'bhis By Abercrombie K. Snootstomak was "Yucch!" I tried putting some report. Here is the fourteenth in a series salt on it, but to my dismay the of reviews on college food services. salt s,haker was empty. N ext I Jl On Ootober 22, 1975, I visited Ur reached for the ketchup to ,help • sinus College, a small liberal arts the cod out of its misery, and when appentnlJ:j institution in Collegeville, P,a. 1 turned the bottle upside down the (For the life of me I can't figure cap fell off and all the contents By ALAN K. STETLER out how, they carne up with that spilled on my plate. A lot is s'cheduled to 'be happen- name for the town.) By this time I was totally dis- ing in the next few weeks, ,grad As is my usual custom, 'I tried concerted, and not at all }}repared ually building up to the wealth of to ma'ke myself as inconspicuous as for what would ,happen next. Just entertainment opportunities that possible and become just like the as I was spoonirug the ketchup always occur around the holiday students . .. This is where I made back into the bettie, a milk-so'aked Se'