Page Two ------'------THE SALEM ~ QUAK E~ March 25, 1955

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'Brains'i Aren't 'Squares' /

"He's a ·, brain' !" · His & Hers That's a commo:n expression that descril;i es someone with a little By Bobbie Wilms extra gray matter between the· ears. A "brain" is the type that does his assignments and comes up with the right answers. There's noth­ ing w1:ong with that ; there's· a lot right with it. , Since the time when handbags and pµrses were first introduced to / · And ye.t · the word "brain" see rris to set a student off from the r est the womenfolk, the males in the world have found . it necessary to com­ ~a l mo st ' makes him untouchable. , plain about their contents. A recent search of student wallets in SHS Just becau se someone gets almost all A's doesn't mean he won't revealed a truth not known before- boys' wallets are almost as clutter­ understand ~h e lat est j oke, doesn't like coke or hates track. It ' doesn't ed as feminine ,handbags! Listed below are the items usually secreted in ·mean he'$ never had an F, or looks down on kids that have them t oo wallets and purses of 'both sexes. .., · freq;uentiy. And it doesn:t mean that his life . centers around a report . F rauk Corsq-Social . Se c uri ~y Cf!rd, Marsha Coppock- lipstick, pictures; wal- card. · · p1ctures of Janet, 'Red Cross card, l'l'ews let, back seat driver 's license, scrap book "Brains" ar e really human l;>eings. They :i.nake , the most of what · clipping entitled "Dukes Buy New School filler slip, note, Sevakeen membership they have and get a ' lot out of this free education. Banner;' driver's ' license, Association card, Association ticket, key and cas:e, . And "brains" win the scholar ships ! t icket, $6.08 and tickets for junior class eraser,r.pencil, gum' wrapper, washing ~ in­ pla y. ... · / , · structions for garment, Youth . Budget Nick Cos ta -pic ~u r es , ~ta r Scout Re- envelope, ID card, Red Cross c·ar d and cor d of Progress card, basketball schedule, Youth Cant een card. . ·Don't Club . Subs blood type, Community Concert ticket, Linda Tam e...... ::_ compa~ t, kleenex, comb, ·sprung Spring F ir st Class Scol\t card, ID card, $11 in compass, lime life saver, sugar lump By Mary Mercer Confederate . money, . Association ticket from the Hickory House, thr ee tubes of By Ye Editor and Certificate of Participation in the lipstick, paper clip, pictures, navy wal­ Ever place yourself in someone Br eak out t he tracll: team's underwear. Boy Scouts of America Nat ional Jambor ee. let, drive.r's permit, Association ticket, else's shoes ? We all have at some Throw off trouble; throw .off care! Skip Yeager-Mexican $1 bill, $2 in telephone call ·slip, turkey raffle ' ticket time 01" ot her, whether as a charac­ Go to the Country Club; see the beaver . USA money, name cards, dental . appoint- Red Cross card, corridor; pass, admittanc~ ter in a play or in just a flight of the 'y et a case of real spring fever. ment r eminder, receipt for Association slip and American l,egion Quaker Band Go play hookey; take off school. ticket,, pictures, Red Cross card, S@c ial drawing ticket. imagination. Next time you have a Bi1t cyou'll wind up in detentiorr, fo~ l , Security caI' d, ID , ca_r d, Frank Corso's Janet J)elvichio-p'en, wallet, question- substitute teacher; t ry putting your- fool, fool! name, ca l ~ n ( )-() ...... ()._. she take over the classes of Mr. I e , Smith who is ill. Arriving ·breathless JU St but on . time, she is a~costed by a Berserk Se·niors c ·an't Choose Vocations roomful·· of new faces and names and a routine with which· she is · _~ Y Gloria Colananni. . fication needed is a green thumb. This lor not acquainted. . . "-Docto.r, l~wyer , Indian c h1e~ . as may be obtained by dipping the thumb The bell rings and her day's class graduation t ime appr oaches, an mev1table in a bucket of green paint. Pea-green is h d 1 h beg T · be. sure questi