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April 30, 1993 Volume CXVI, Number 5 Phillips Academy, Andover, MA Sundays Senior Metn:La PitPo

The First Of Many Exclusive Senior

Gatherings ____.___Ing__ by Tlirni Ra committee regrets the process, which moving procedure. John Gould tricate surfaces. Stowe House, one of 'I~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PIIApniixSTAFF WRITER temporarily disrupts student-teacher whose his house has been deleaded the more ornate houses on campus bonds. Knowledge of the deleading just recently, commenting They did with a serious lead problem, will re- ~~~~~~~~~~~~q~~~~~ ~ ~ Ahosn ultnrlaed last process isincreasing, an absolutely great job not only de- quire twice the cost of deleading week revealed the significance of the Wilmer attributes the process's leading, but also fixing all problems compared to a nomal faculty apart- campus-wide problem of lead paint. "frustratingly slow" pace to the fact in the house frmrtigbr oos mn.Ocsoaly eedn x Existing in almost all faculty houses, that so little was known about lead to broken bathroom tiles. Craig penses can even rival the value of the lead paint poses a threat to the devel- paint when cases of high lead-blood Thorn added, "They did a superb job. house itself. oping young brains of children under levels first began to appear. "None of With new windows and repainted The lead paint issue has generat- six. Despite the school's continuous us had been educated fundamentally - walls, we moved into a new house." ed an emotional response- from the feel the problem efforts to alleviate the problem, lead to deal with such a matter," adds Joel. Both Mike Kuta and Craig Thorn faculty. Some paint abatement still remains a te- Used as a pigment and dryer until were impressed by their movers, Bill wasn't dealt with soon enough and dious process, that requires both time the early 1950's, lead paint covers the Kent and George Robinson, who that faculty children should never andWih moey. $1. millin en- interiors of almost all buildings on have been key in alleviating the de- have been at risk. Others plead for dowecd fromn the Trustees, O.P.P has campus. Massachusetts state law de- leading. process. the school to stay away, and not to the level of 10 micrograms of The eventual goal of deleading is hassle them with paint in the walls. - ~~~~~~~~developedplans to create a lead safe> dared of lead paint, not "Any issue involving children can David Burnett speaking to Senior congregation photo ID. Ingster evrn ntfralactyndhir lead per deciliter of blood as danger- to rid all houses children. ous for children under six. Since it af- only those currently with young fac- bring up touchy responses from fac- that ulty," comments school physician Dr. by Victoria Kataoka munication, and problems in a differ- Three faculty homes that had fects only developing brains, lead ulty children. Wilmer believes end discrimination in hous- Richard Keller. THE Pi-IULiMAN ent light." housed children once affected by lead paint in the donnitories poses no risk this will SPECIAL TO Though the lead paint committee 4 ~~~~~~~~~Gaudianiis an Alumnae of pithv aledbendeleaded. to students. ing, for faculty housing would no lead paint, regrets the relatively slow pace in ac- Last Sunday, Seniors and Faculty Connecticut College and became The school deleads, only three houses Lead removal involves chemical longer be restricted by however, tually initiating, deleading, "We took convened in Cochran Chapel to ha President in 1988. Before this, she at a time because of the inconve- treatment of the chipping, peeling Complete deleading, future. According to action ASAP" says Wilmer, "The is- and David G. tuh FrnhLeaueatheieauea h ialls.ience of the process. Many faculty paint on wagtFecSpecial HEPPA vacu- lies in the distant Dr. Claire L. Gaudiani afford immedi- sue was still evolving, as was our Burnett, Ph.D., this year's Senior University of Pennsylvania, where members remain reluctant to delead urns clear air of fine lead dust created Peter Joel. "We can't faculty home." knowledge of the matter." Parent Speakers and parents of Maria she helped found Wharton's Joseph their homes, not wanting to endure by the opening and closing of painted ately to delead every funding The ongoing process wiII contin- 41 Burnett '93. This meeting marked the H. Lauder Institute for Management the hassle of leaving Campus for a windows. O.RRP spends $50,000 and Because lead abatement the school ue for years from now, followed by second of many exclusive Senior and International Studies. At trorlne.8 week's time to delead a single loca- comes from endowment, the $1.5 million over a further maintenance to insure re- 4 gatherings during the Spring Term, Connecticut, she has helped to create The lead paint committee in- tion above and beyond legal regula- must pay back according to moval of residual -toxin. Funds from which are designed to honor and pre- four prestigious programs: The High cludes Headmaster Donald tions. OPP Director Williams stresses period of ten years, Chief Financial Officer Neil Cullen. the Trustees may or may not be re- pare Seniors for their Graduation. School Student Advai-ncement McNemar, Dean of Students and the importance of such stringent con- plenished, depending on OPP's Afterashrt itrodutionfrom Program, the Center for International Reieta ieHri j~r en trol, wamning, "there's nothing more The expense of deleading includes residents, tempo- progress. Joel sees the money as di- School President Ore Owodunni, Mr. Studies and Liberal Arts, the Keck of Faculty Peter Joel, Chief Financial unsafe than deleading improperly." the moving, out of redeco- verted from education: "Lead paint Science Program, and Officer Neil Cullen, Manager of - During the process, residents are rary housing costs, deleading, Bumnette took the podium. He evalu- Undergraduate directly help the ated the shift in the private sector the Elie Weisel Chair in Judaic cuptoa d Evrned mved to Royal Crest Apartments in rating, and moving them residents. abatement doesn't school's statement of purpose but is frominividul he cometitin ofStudies. She is also a member of the SaeyDnWitmrDrco fNorth Andover. Faculty members Much of the expenditure origi- the Cldto acoopeative Wa pro- American Council on Education. FaiiisMcalWlimad whose houses have been deleaded- nates from the number of manhours necessary nonetheless."

the change from viewing intere~ts Employee Resources for the Central ¶ ~from football to basketball. Research Division of Pfizer, Inc., y u u -Gaudiani then called for a transi- which researches on human pharma- "T sFrjl r nDm

'1 dni ohAercnadgoa ceutical products. He was previously )-from emphasis on simple democratic AsoitPrfsrofFec an rightte deand to o "ciIcnbli- Associate Dean of Arts and Sciences ty" and respect. at Penn. Burnett graduated from Bothempasizd te imortnce Princeton, and received his BA. and of cooperative thinking and Ieanniing, Ph.D. in Romance Languages at by Sarah Klipfel rocks, bullet shells,(it had once been advantages to knowing efo~eign Indiana University. Burnett chairs P111PA STF RIE a favored neighborhood shooting -L the Pfizer'sForce, Education which Task ~range) and a burnt-out jeep. ~glanguages, and the primacy of the Pie' dcto akFre hc family 'unit before anythingpfe- agetPulcHhSholmh Last Sunday, approximately one- Smtgaehesdnsapp sionalpoke Both wth elouence and science programs, and serves on hunde P stdnspripaein talk and told them to treat their trees ~ Council for th re o ispoetudrte like children and to name each of and ffecionor ne aothe andtheand theaffection the forConnecticut one another State and the Treetemsas they aedplanted.cH alsoein-he audience. Vocational/Technical Education. supervision of Christopher Smith, the formeds theystueplntd otHe benefits "We've always put the family Atrheqsioanaswrp-founder of the Children's Forestry ~ - first. I've followed David to jobs and riod, Gaudiani and Burnett were pe Project, and Eric Gottesman '94, the ta h outadwiepn re he has followed me. We've always sented with a gift from the Seniors P.A. student coordinator would give to the environment, such tried to work at evaluating the situa- an h cdm.Upper Rep. Gottesman, and a asdntgnirenothnuin- tion: What's best for each other? Is Tecnrgto poeddto panel of student council members porsioftesteoet.Tetu this a once in a lifetime opportunity? th newo ooweeFdh first read about the project in a North dnswr hnugdt bes h saidGaudani."Ths tie I olloed ociety sang and Commons catered a Anoe iie ril.Te ad trees with a traditional Native dessert buffet. Student response was been looking for an environmental American ceremony which, involved J, Claire to a job, which was a remark- the dusting of cornmeal over the ver poitie;enirs hco acivtytatthncholculetk a fledgling sapling. photo / M Pnce able opportunity for her. I switched veryvty tSeniorschoattendedakeChris Smith christens private sector and have never were imprse adisre by part in. Trees For Kids seemed like a plots. into the Hannah Sharpless '94 comment- been saidBurnett.Gaudianihapper," and Burnett. good solution. Gottesman and Smith Atrhe ceremony, the workers taLk about a' contest to determine are going to be AfterBurnet sealting and Te Senio Steerig Commttee tretruhrdoadnwpprpicked up their trash bags and began which group had dug up the largest ed, "These trees Gi~uian ased achothrdaquetio, oganzedtheeven.eCmpoednfaveriseentitsgemthnwhle olletinebuletshelshoopepae'ohelockcOniaethetcalyeicliederoudsalotlonerehanara.'tara approach, Schorr '95 said "It was an experience then opened the forum to student Seniors and Faculty and headed by community of Andover and other soil for their trees. As soon as the group took an alternative that really showed much possibility questions. ~~~~~JoeWennik, Director of Al urondnutwshpnivlvd ground had been stripped of foreign and used their collection of stones to of plastics, rubber, and glass, students create a religious symbol around their for student unity." Melanie Spencer Gaudiani took the opportunity to AfartecmiteognzsUnfortunately, with the exception '95 added, "I had a really wonderful about eniorthe evets,rn ortanc of for- a fewcurious aults, theevent was were split into groups and began to trees.- fromr-Nashvillenttime.fwIccan'tswaittstotcomeenbacksin tit spespeak utAtfolkmsingere ahiltm.Icntwi ocm aki eign language and travel to expand Special arrangements were made attended only by PA students. plant the trees. Afl igrfo came to sing twenty years and see my trees again." one's thinking and problem-solving for' students to eat dinner early in When the buses of P.A. students A couple of groups ran into some Garrett Randolph '78 ftedy re o envi- Commons, so they could make the pulled up to the site at Boxford State difclywe te noee lag o h okrbtteha fte B h n capabilities. In an Eurocentric by the full Kids had planted almost a thousand roniment, Gaudiani said, "We have a semi-formal affair at five, and anl- -Forest, they weren't surprised to hear boulders in the areas they were exca- sun and the fatigue caused take its toll on trees (some of them with quite inter- tendency to expect everyone to leamn nouncements went out, inviting that the area to be planted had once vaig. However, after a couple of day's work began to grunts and some muscle power, the the workers. Randolph finished pre- esting names) and all had a general our lnguag,Engish -which they Seniors to come. Despite the consid- bensae u sa niblitc boarded the feeling of accomplishment and envi- do. However, foreigners are at an erate concerted effort of the missile testing site. A few yellowing rocks were heaved away. The prob- maturely and the workers ronmental goodwill. Advanagebcausethey ave te op- Committee, unfortunately, attendance pieteseltdb~tters ft erhe of rocks inundating the soil be- large, yellow buses for the trip back portunity to look at language, comn- wslw"forest" was strewn with blasted cm uha su htteews t A '93-94 WPAA Board GnsMm tuPrepares For FWe will be able to has no room for improvement. "It's " ~~ ______~~~~~~~~roundingthe issue of the Phillips fixed, more students put by Sarah Klipfel Recently, there has been some Academy riadio station, WPAA, 91.7 listen to the school's radio shows in bitchin' - a real pissa'." Koehler he said- " Just listen." PHILUMSTAFFWRITERconfusion as well as interest sur- fin. The station has had its fair share the future. Koehler urges those stu- it best when are currently involved in , ' ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~ ' ~~~~~of problems this year, closing down dents who ~~~~'~ ~~~~~ ~ ~ ~~three times due to vandalism, techni- WPAA to be really committed and, The Board: beas othmaypblstatEcGttmn-eea Manage J , -ft `Ur Z:_ '' a ifcute n herdohs' _,~AprilI30; 1993 ~COMMENTARY~ The Phillipian '

Joshua Rosenfield PA' Graduate~~~~~~~~~.Appla4uds the :.Expansion -Th PHILLIPIANofteCeieWrtgPrga

Managing, Rajasekarlagadeesan -George Moitchell, Business I N Tothe Editor: ~~~~~myfirst three years at Andover I did not feel if they were on the honor roll. Iwudb SeniorNews, Greg Whitmore Joe Daniszewski, Layout"dagddw"bmyer.Teojcof uhpoerririfIidntaete xe News, William Wood Saasha Celestial-One, Advertising"dagddw"bmypesTeobetfmuhorrwrtri ddntavteex- Commernaiy,Kim Figueroa Kdsti Pfeifle, Advertising - ~As I sat at my lonely and cold dorm room an English class, or any class, is not speed, rience of listening to various styles and ideas. w ~~Features,John Udell Moacir de Sd Pereira, Design in Hanover, NH, studying like a fiend for my but learning. Granted it took a little longer for As to Wood's concern that inferior stu- 4 Spdrts, Ben Ryrnzo Rihr ns ulsig Biology final, I heard a rustling sound at my some of-my English 310 classmates to grasp dents will inhibit the progress of the "gifted", Seventh PaeaocklagerCkwln,rkSaat ficeto door I looked up frm my myriad of notes the finer points of Hamlet, but I chose to what happened to The Mirror, Backtracks, Photography, DanIngster ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~andsaw three copies of the Phillipian slide spend that extra time pulling just that much and The Phillipian? If a student wishes to - A ~~Photography,Adamn Gunry Ascunder the door. (Thank you Chris Clay '92) I more out of the-play for my own gratification. continue or expand their writing, they~need Copy,ews, An NioleHislan, Lisa arson; Jams Mok Cmmentar, Julia gladly abandoned the musings of Messrs. Many teachers at Andover say that the final only'look a little beyond English 514. I was - Although even I looked -the Theatre Editor for Backtracks last year Ceaup, onn Gshov, asaeis e icler Friedlander, Sarah Klipfel, Jae o;Cnnnay ui ar Raven and Johnson, for the pages of my grade doesn't matter. regularly to The Mirror. If Feaure,ohnGusho, Mlisa chazbeg;Sports, Mike Shin, Ryan Spring; Seventh Page, Timothy Roberts; beloved high school newspaper only to bie ag- at "H" skeptically when he passed on that and I submitted Layout, Leslie Dise, Willie Lihn; Design, Maria Taft; Circulation, Daniel Anstey, Tim Newton, Aaron Sharnna ~ a yteeioilwitnb .. nge fwsoIhv oarewt i o att rtwie R graWood crnn the expranswitn Cretiv nugto-idm aet ge wt i o att rtwie Woodconernnghe xpanionof reaive now. You get out as much as you put in. Hey, What disturbed me most about Wood's

E DR I TI 0A L ~~~~~~~~~~Writingat Andover. (Feb. 19, 1993) -and who says your efforts won't lend a hand proposals was the need to separate'studlents ' As a senior at Andover I took Creative to those having trouble deciphering "the by specified interest, talent, and, most impor- TripLeaves So me Behind ~~~~~~~~~~~~~Writing(aka English 514) inFall term, bard." tautly, grades. I know that Andover is aspe- i Unlike many seniors I then took two more In regard to the English Department's de- cial institution, but it is best utilized as a place - 500 level courses, Satire and Comedy and cision to expand the Creative Writing pro- of exploration, If many students wish to ary Weat thearePhillipian greatly disturbed by the Literature of the American South. Of all the gram, I applaud it.'I was one of the lucky who their hand at poem or a short story, give them theLower is sendigclass out to the rest of the courses I took at Andover, -Creative Writing managed to get into a section. Many of my their chance. Although some may want to message ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hashad the most lasting effect. Even though I friends did not. Although many view it as one continue Lit analysis until they drop, the school., Presently, the Lower class is sponsoring a day trip am only a freshmnan (woman, person, whatev- of those Senior Spring courses, Creative English Department has an obligation to offer of a majority. -Maine-landto Freeport, of L.L. Bean and other stores- ~er) at Dartmouth, I have already decided to be Writing is not a hack. Like any other course, courses that satisfy the interests that sell expensive goods. The trip suggests a favoring of a Creative Writing major. I can give full cred- whether it be Math, Theater, or Russian, It's ugly to say it, but it's true. Ask anyone in it to the English, Department at Andover for Creative Writing depends upon the efforts of college once you get there you can segregate affluence and prosperity that not everyone here is my "writing passion." the student alone, not'his peers. Wood sug- all y'ou like. fortunateto share.enough By sponsoring this trip, the Wood states that gifted four year seniors gests that "English tea her fom Upper year My advice to any seniors looking for a Lowerbeclass excludingmight many students who don't have already been subjected to three years of should write recommendations for the diffi- hack this spring: take whatever course you Lo e casmih e xldigm nysu ensw o o ' classes with less qualified individuals' "Ths cult and competitive courses, such as like work on your tan regularly, and do the '- have the means to spend extravagant sums of money in a predicament impabts gifted students by hay- Creative Writing thus keeping the high level minimal amount of work to pass. To anyone -- town where there isn't much to do besides shop.. ing them study at a much slower pace than of peiformance which should be a part of an taking English 514: write your heart out, and Academyitselfprides on having diverse they Would if they were with other talented 500-level coures." When I took En~glish 514, listen to those around you. You will' learn Phillips A a e ypie itefo hvnga dvre individuals." My first point is rather obvious. I worked to the best of my own ability. I ben- something. student body. That diversity extends beyond ethnic, Although there is differentiation among indi-. efited from hearing the works of my peers, cultural, and religious backgrounds to socio-economic viduals, the students at Andover are consid- wehrontIfudteatorobeheHlyPkr'9 " bakgrounds as well. With the prevalence of J. Crew ered to be some of the most gifted around. In next Hemingway or Orwell. I did not inquire-

packages and other mail-order parcels, people are inclined - to forget that not everyone has an unlimited credit card JULeadiersEx rsth iDsa ftm account at times. JUEpes~err'sponnn ThedoesPhillipian not suggest that the school To the Editor: so we -can guess that the audience at the meet- Underwood Room. This group showed high should patrol 'the studeni body for political correctness, ing learned even more about Asian Jews, a quality and a lively spirit; we had People I and any activity which provides fun for all is certainly Every year we devote certain weekends to group which many were not aware even ex- come in from the outside to request that the welcome. Rather, we simply need to recognize w e anlearning about and celebrating some of the isted. She showed a filmn about the Jews of band play louder. The night alternatedI be- when an ~different cultures found amongst the student Kai Fung and spoke some about the Jews of tween quiet periods where the audience lis- activity excludes people based on factors beyond their body at PA. This last weekend we focused on China, including those of Harbin, but she fo- tened to mellower music and lively dances~to control. Students and faculty alike need to respect all -international Jewish culture. While we feel cused most of her lecture on the Jews of upbeat tunes. The audience come whole- typesofand differences be more sensitive to them-not that the quality of the events was superior and Cochin and other Jewish communities along~heartedly enjoyed themselves. Those who at- typ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~thatthe experience of the weekend was the southwest coast of India. Speaking of re- tended were treated to rar glimpse of what only the ones we take at face value, unique, we were a bit disappointed and dis- ligious and cultural imilarities and differ- tlie.faculty does when it lets its hair down as turbed by the apparent lack of student inter- ences between these Indian Jews and some of Mr. Bewig and Mrs. Sykes took the dance

est. -their more mainline counterparts around the -floor and strutted their stuff.

As SeenLens...Through Blue - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Themajority of the PA, community was World, Dr. Johnson noted the primacy of sim- -While the events planned for Jewish present at Friday's all-school meeting. We, chas torah in the calendar of holidays. This Cultural Weekend certainly provided a d"N ~~~~~~~~~~~~~theorganizers of this w'eekend, were 'moved event centers around the end of the reading of plethora of choices, the choice which mostof' %.IFn ~ ~~~~~~~~~byJennifer Justice's unbelievably poignant Deuteronomy and the rewinding of the torah the school seemed to make Saturday night story as well as by Mr. Combs and Mrs. scrolls to Genesis for the continuation of the was to sit in their rooms. We realize that M. .uz. 1 * ~~~~~~~~~~~~Selton'sbeautifully haunting music. cycle of reading. Butterfly, and a lacrosse game were going on IV IHowever, it became obvious that we we not While the school showed considerable in- earlier that night, but after 9:15 the dance in I n ai Atil 11, JILIL ~~~~~~theonly people in the chapel affected by the terest in Friday's events, Saturday's events, the Borden Gym, which was poorly attended, farther ~~~~~~~~~~meeting.During the meeting, we saw several while being of an equal or greater quality, was the only other entertainmnent. We hope Hae ot Dwa, ndHeasseenyersoleiyapeople wiping at their eyes, and the commu- were sparsely attended. Although the movie, that this school is not committed to the max- Scott DX.Henessey illion ear-ol world The pich spaes be-nity overcame early restlessness to focus at- Late Summer Blues, was an Israeli filmn and im "ouf diversity is our strength" in name ever xperincedmomet oftween the bark held all the frightening faces tentively on the subject of an all-school mneet- didn'thave multi-million dollar visual effects, only. We hope that while "Finis Origine ' Haveyoueveexerieceda mmen of from my nightmares. Voices that started in ing, a rare enough event in its own right it dealt with issues that all members of this Pendet~is held as an axiom at this school the pure doubt (accepting, of course, "purity" as a the wind ended as screams, their speeds fluc- Fufthermore, many people approached us af- community will eventually have to deal with: community will not forget that they journey viable concept), when you question every tuating. Low and high. Gravel and dust. ter the mneeting to thank us and express their Are there any just wars? Should one obey between the two is the memorable part. The conclsionhat yu hav evercome o and There was Tomorrow in the clouds. The tr-, satisfaction with the gathering, one's conscience even when doing so will next time that a group on campus puts a great every foundation that you've built yourself shook with laughter and all I had was scratch. Although Friday evening we hosted an in- mean ostracism and punishment? Should one of effort into providing an informative and upon? When even your disbelief is shaken But before the fear had fMly hit and my lone- vitational dinner and a Shabbat service, the fight censorship, or, even more probing, fun set of events, we express our sincere hope likeahildin smll inte's rost Yo're eft liness still slept, it occurred to my seven-year- main event that evening was a talk on the should one censor oneself? Watching this that the community will be able to break free vulnerable, with your every defense flying old self that I felt good ( or "well" depending Jews of Asia given by Dr. Barbara Johnson. group of Israeli teens struggling with these from its shell of conformity and apathy to ex- away from you, your every lifeline frayed and on your up-bringing). The good, warm light- The fascinating combination of audio-visual very questions may not have made your deci- perience the richness of change. sinking. ness that comes with, 'Santa Claus and materials and Dr. Johnson's lecture provided sions easier, but it would have allowed you to I was hiking through the sanctuary. Not Tomorrow and the Easter Bunny and God. I for an educational and informnative evening, see how others came to their decisions. -The Jewish Student Union walkting, because walking implies destination didn't comprehend all of it, but it was right We personally did not know much of the his- Immediately following the movie, the or purpose' and I had neither. I was following and would be in the morning. In the end, it tory and culture which Dr. Johnson presented, jazz and pop group "Aviv" performed in the a path of thought. A stone path, in which each would be right. It would be Heaven. granite slab was a definite in an intangible I grew up, moments later, when I touched The Student Advocate surroundling. There is no god. Sure-footed. a'stove and couldn't wish the bum away. I got Better to swim upstream. Sturdy. A loss -of that heavy liquid feeling in my eyes that I get - stagnant Braced. Only truly trust yourself. lapse. The foundation had shaken but stood as '2i r

Sound. before. The sky was closer and the ground K Df e l g i Suddenly, the ground was closer, the sky was, once again, beneath me. Counselors, Seniors

BAI N T JBII ______tening students are not going to end up in cide to come here that in fact PA will treat by-Julia Kah the top 10% of the class here. it as relatively unimportant.' Unfortunately, only 10% will, though there The letter writers and I appear to con-

II)I~~tJJ~..~1tJ~~tI~ I am replying to two - letters in last~~ are very likely at least 80% who expect to cur that numerous students not only think Bo~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~we'sisu hc ae od ihclee get there. The average PA student is going college choice is important, but come to to be, for the first time in his or her life, PA with specific, ideas about which col- To the Editor: Anoe oktr ol efre ooframsin n hc ntr li Q just an "average" student when he or she leges they want to attend. Their families Competitive prices complemented with and repn t ro qunIwoeo ht applies to college. also have such ideas. The process of devel7 ~- As this a.draws to a close, we would attdofumsrepc.Wtotoeth'sbetFrbevyIlrfrtohewo The Phillipian said last week that the oping and solidifying these ideas contine liketsugtto the administration to con- existence of this mini-monopoly will contin- letr steDec etr(rte y choice of college fasuetslf.is "~a huge decision thath ater PA eoeCleeCuslr-bgntduring the period of almost three su~~~~~~5estto ~~~~~~~~~~Peter Drench and Alice Purington) and the afcsters fodr heAvein bsoe.Wt f thecuretin Okayl wnote dohaentthersloantlbry, uti Tinal~Ipt (written vDrw1fnhtn affet and rench letrsipyfhsbttakt students about specifieforcolleeIonlos-egs. to 30, 1993 - ' The Phillipian * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~COMMENTARY§-Apil Semer EdemBlackEy for Cne ts

To The Editor: own personal belief, but..." or "well, in-g with homosexuals"? By refusing to tackle horfosexuality as a moral Friday'sdebate on .speak for myself, but ...." It is exactly this sort the true issue of Last Frdysdbt n"homosexual of thought qualification which plagues -our question, speaking fromn their own beliefs, the house counselors" was a truly pathetic dis- campus and to which Semper Eadem has negative reinforced two misconceptions is supposedly trying toAND VER playi fsuetcnevtv huh on camn- olade.which Semper EadeM * 'pus. Sponsored by the Semper'- Eadern The negative's main argumenit was that change: that ) such "homnophobic" beliefs counselors to are ignorant, and 2) thiat actual thinking peo- -'Society, the debate showed clearly the prob- allowing homosexual house lemns of open dialogue at Andover. live with their partners would be detrimental ple don't have "homnophobic" beliefs, onlyVIE Furthernore, it sh6wed thd inadequacy of to the school. These comments were nbt only those who are mentoe inte yoteicl ' clubs like the Semper Eademn Society in deal- unresearched, but, as Ms. Pamela ~brown How could members of the audience em- pointed out, they pathlize with th osraieve onALL YOUR FAVORIT TOP MHTS - ng with this problem. Contrary to the re- (member of the dffirmative) marks of faculty advisor Craig Thorn, the or- were unfounded. Andover's past history indi- which is anti-homosexual (not that you'd gamizatiop is not only poorly thought out, but cates quite the contrary. The admission of know it by their arguments), when not a sin- *'Iso poorly executed. women to the sch~ool in 1973 was much more gle person in the room admitted to holding The Semper Eacfem Society claims to be unpopular than the current question of homo-' those "homnophobic" beliefs? And if no one at 93iNIAINSTREET 475-83. "non-partisan," yet it also boasts a conserva- sexual house counselors, and Andover sur- Andover believes homosexuality is abnormal simply fanta--______tive base which its leaders say will balance 'vived that problem quite admirably. or immoral (a statistic which is Andover's "liberalism" and provide for o'pen This moved the question from "econom- sy), then what problem would there possibly homosexual house coun- dialogue. -What these proponents of conser- ics" to "morality", the heart of the conflict, al- be with allowing vatismn have failed to do is to draw the dis- though the members of the negative mind- selors to live with their partners? tinction between conservatism and ignorance, lessly continued making their original asser- No, the problem goes beyond the question a -,conservatism and stubborniness, conservatism tions which were shown to be untrue and ad- of homosexuality; it is a question of fear, aiid the fear to speak one's mind. Although mnittedly mere skepticism on their part. The fear which Semper Eadem. has been unsuc- the club's intents are noble, its impact is quite negative kept saying that although they didn't cessful in dispelling. Obviously change can- be 'feeble and perhaps counter-productive, feel this way, many people find homosexuali- not come instantly, but bold steps must On the resolved: 'That homosexual facul- ty to be abnormal and immoral. This is per- taken if change is o come about at all. chosen to status Andover Tanning Center ty members should be allowed to live as fectly true. Many people do indeed believe Instead, the organization had is not surprising, since the status house counselors with their pates"mem- this. Why then couldpartners," Semper~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2Main Eademn~ ~ ~ not find quo which Street 1 club's intent.-ith ce erotwn `bers of the panel in the negative repeatedly a single one of these people to represent the quo is by definition the -ntecne ftw qu~alified statements which some might have true conservative beliefs? Why were they un- labeled "homophobic. "Instead of speaking able to locate one person who would say, "I Mazyar Dar '93 their own minds, the students continuously believe homosexuality is abnormal and im- You'll feel liei was summer made remarks such as "well, this is not my moral and would feel uncomfortable associat- -12 visits for $38 or one month unlimited for $49 no appointments ne cessary Mark Lif Fma 91 Shocked to Negative Seilfr ASuet Reaction Towards NewWme' ene

To the Editor: ~~~~theexchange of ideas about gender issues. As high schools by creating a center devoted asset to the intellectual solely to the gender is~ues shaping our soci- 4' ~~~~~~~~~~~~such,it is a valuable ety. We would be joining scores of colleges '.I was pleasantly surprised to hear that an community at Stanford. alunma has decided to donate money to Although we would like to pretend that it and universities that already have addressed ~,Andover for a woman's center. As a recent doesn't exist, date rape is a continuing prob- the need for such a service. Andover should alum I see this as an excellent addition to the lem at Andover, as are sexism and other 'prepare students to livke in a changing world. ~~academic and social life at Andover. I was forms of sexual harassment. Students have A women's center would not only aid the stu- shocked and appalled when I heard that the., expressed a need for dialo'gne'about gender dents already at Andover, but would help to A NOE A -~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~as'iei -wmni 'plans f the center were- meeting staunch op- issuesin" the past, but the school has never attrdct 'fle1)est"andbrig'ltetyoung wmni 46 Iti. maeasutmed effort to address these the country to Andover. Let us be true to the Il~ E~{ C ) bold step into Snecoming to Stanford two years ago I needs. Since the merger with Abbot I don't 'spirit of our history by taking a Barnard St. - Andover h~ve seen how valuable and beneficial the think that the Phillips Academy community the future. 19 Women's Center at Stanford is for both men has adequately dealt with many of the issues '91OP N2 HO R and women. It serves as a meeting place for that are associates with being a co-education- Mark Liffmann students concemned with women's issues and al institution. We owe it to the student, both 'CAL]I men and women, of PA to correct these inad- 47-88 88 44/ 474-4244 -issues of, gender. The center educates the viet th so sm ls B son commnunity about problems of sexual assault, equacies with the implementation of a. FredyS sexism, and other issues that women face on women's center. must Through its long history Andover has etc. 'a daily basis but both women and men KIDS!! ~~brk together to solve. The Women's Center prided itself as a leader in high school educa- . W E LOVyE PA hobuses a library for furthering research on rel- tion. PA has paved the way for many innova- evant issues, and serves as a gathering place live programs to enlighten the minds of, the frconferences topooewmnsIsus yugauts it serves. We should continue in on campus. It serves as the primary forum for this tradition by setting a precedent for other

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~ I i~~~ia~~~i~~r..AH our "diversity" impairs our college admis- Bt e ~ ~ 1 o t o tionabouCotinud Fom Pge rceeing sion results and calls for different "stan- thean rade SATscoes ned- dards of utility and success." To me, that is ed to make them strong candidates for par- racistadntmcdifrtthnsge- ticular colleges. They should also be given ing ffer an rtssdenistadad relevant information to help them decide of gradigfrmnitsudt. K howbesttoaply heireffots, f colege A great many colleges are at least as in- ~ I4 choice is important to them. If getting 5's terested in diversity Ias we are. PA says rather than 4's is likely to be more impor- 25% of our student body is comprised of tant than playing the violin with any group mnrte.Hradsy tamt 6 i less profssioaltan te Boton norities-almost one-half as high a per- - Symphony, then students, are entitled to centage. If in this context, our non-WASP 1,,know this. Maybe an SAT review course students are less successful than WASP's coul-betererv ourstuents obecties, at getting into the colleges they prefer, then It's-posibe, s, oth Drench and the fault is with PA-and not necessarily -Hanley imply, that student college prefer- just with college counselling-rather than' ~ences are typically ignorant; arbitrary, fool ihtesuet' ',':ish, and herd-like. Eyen if this is the case, Tspafo m eninH ly'v- ~woud ,-i becyniAand unfair to say, cabulary, I am not "shocked, disgusted" and 4 ~wnt "hey t llgo o Yae, ad thy no -evn "ainnoyedc" by the- Drench April 30,1993, 0 SPORTS 0ThPhfiin GfrlsSweep Doubleheader BOYS TENNIS--

by Fili Barajas and Chris Ba~rraza______TennisMu s St~~~rutsDe f e c It, v z Suft~

On Saturday, the Girls' Varsity Softball Andoverneededonlytowinon mac fr "Subs"beta '2" 00pun xee team played a grueling doubleheader by Dan Marks and Gemn Karsan Anoe eddol t i n ac o "tbs"ba ' " 0-on x - ______the overall victory. The boys won two. football player 6-2, 6-2. El-Farouki also put against two formidable opponents, Methuen Number-two doubles seeds Bryan Seabury in a solid effort, winning 64, 64. Cul'~n andboth Everett. their oppoUndaunted ~~~~~by ~ The Boys' Varsity Tennis team began an '94 and Doug Cullen disposed of their oppo-, turned ut to be the only player to play o'" n~~nts andthe theGirls doubleheader, rn i~~~ncredible week this past Saturday when it nents, 6-1, 7-6, and 7- in the tie-breaker clay, and even though his serve-andf-volle~` Bluehe- set task outto athand; complete - 4 ~V'-' j->. -, trounced the green of Deerfield Academy six And once again the "World Peace Team," game is most effective on the hard surface, he-- wben the dust on Isham field settled, the Big ' matches to three. Wednesday was no less consisting of Hishamn El-Farouki '93 and was victorious, 6-3, 6-4.- Blue walked away victorious in both con- "'' -- " spectacular as the "Mighty Blue" drew red Mark Baker '93, also won fairly easily, 6-2, In doubles action, Andover continued its'~ tewHinnM - n 19 Wt - i blood from its arch-rival, Exeter, 8 to . 7-6, and 7-4 in the tiebreaker. domination, as it swept the puny-Exeter'dduL',t oii Wednesday at Durfee, the team ur-m These two wins boosted the Andover boys' The sole loss in doubles came at the bles teams. Number-one - seeds Shin ai pipoved its record to an impressive 3-0-1. record to 3-1 in sifigles match play. hnso hnadSub,26 -,36 tbswnesl,61 -,adCle ic 'The Blue kicked off the first of its two The team traveled up to Deerfield expect- Overall, Coach Hodgson thought the team Seabuy,- after losing the first set of their " games on Saturday against Methuen High, - - ing a solid Deerfield team ready to play'on its played a hard hitting, death-defying, cross- match 4-6,won the second 64. In the thid' and it seemed as if the - agreeable weather clay courts. But, surprise, surprise, there were court hitting, three-sixty slamming, match set, because of time restrictions, the to' - helped to lower the level of Andover's nor- - - no clay courts and no solid Deerfield team. against a "pretty good" Deerfield team, teams were forced to play a iebreaker to de-',,- mally stellar defensive play. After the first Amy Clark fires a strike photo / D. ngster Number-one singles seed Mike Shin '94 put On Wednesday, the teamn was once again cide the outcome of the match. Andover w -n inining, the home squad trailed 2-0. But the in a gallant effort as he beat his Deerfield op- on the road as they traveled to Exeter expect- decisively, 7-3. The number three double - Blue bounced back-after singles by Amy tedring iwlk Cassiebthe singled to cu- pontu, 6 4 h nubi-e sigls g again to find clay courts. But, surprise, team of Baker and EI-Farouki, because of a, Carr '93 and co-captain Leah MacLean tediigiCarbuJmso '94,tenme-he3igewsct Jhntbs surprise, they didn't Because of a heavy time restraint, played an eight-game pro-set Jane eachy'95seppedup an blased a down at the plate. player, gave his Andover teammates a scare schedule of Varsity n Vmths-nte adwn82 homer over the left field fence, giving the Andover preserved its 64 lead to come as he lost the first set of his match 6-0 to a clay courts earlier in the week, Varsity A These last two matches have show'n the"' Blue a short-lived 3-2 lead. away with the win. Heather Brown '93 led hard hitting Deerfield player. However, could only play one match on clay; the rest true talent and depth of the Andover Tennis-,--1 Inth botomofthe ourth wit the the Blue all the way, hurling a gem and Stubbs bounced back quickly as he attacked were played on hard courts. Exeter beat the Team. Coach iogo a envr la~d' Blue behind 4-3, Kristin Asquith '93, Jess stiking out eleven Methuen batters. Coach the net all the way to a 0-6, 64, 6-2 match Blue twice last year, but ten of its top twelve with the eam's effort and-ability to prove vic--: Haffield '93 and Carr, all reached base safle- Peter Drench commented, "Methuen was a victory. Stubbs commented about his deter- players graduated with the class of '92; toriouS. He is'also glad to see that every play- ly, loading the bases. A clutch Rachel well-coached team. After .a shaky defensive intation in getting back into the match: "At Coach Hodgson expected to find a solid, yet er on the team is finally healthy for the ft - Jaison'93nf~ed hi andwalk byJill start, PA played pretty solidly for the win." first I was getting pushed around, but then I beatable Exeter squad. time of the year, as Mike Shin stated,"Ish Camsie '9 nilAmyClrk'9and i bgti After just minutes to rest and recuperate slowly gathered up speed and headed in for Beatable they were, and Andover came hard to win when someone is missing an ai " three Andover runs. for the second half of the doubleheader the kill, just like a sumno wrestler." P.G. Doug away with an 8-1 victory. The top three single or leg." This coming Saturday, the team trav~m,

______A lullensueduntilthebotom o the Cullen '93 also won his singles match, and as seeds, Shin, Seabury, and Stubbs, all crushed els to MIT to face its Junior Varsity team, and ' sixth, capitalizedwhenCarm andon Jamison ~~~thesingles came to a end Andover held a their opponents. Shin'blanked his Exeter lad the team's chances, barring injury, look very,- sith inonsentradmehun pitigea onU SOFTBALL rather convincing 4-2 lead. 6-0 and 6-0; Seabury came to the net fre- good. -'

sistentMethuenpitchin,eachContinued On Page 12 In the doubles portion of the match, quently as he beat his Exeter foe 6-1, 6-1; and -- GIR'LS TRACK______

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400M Relay ,PA -54.62 - Girls~Rebou.,"Id Agis N.M.H. iS30Mle 47 by Johan FawcttMorgn Nicerson The hurdles proved to be yet another jump. In the 3000m Beth Crowley '94 and (ites331-'- strong event. In the I l0i hurdles Captain Miller battled for first place, sprintn to a lit , ~r~s rw 7 1

Sue Crowe '93 took first, Kate Kennedy '93' photo-finish, and Crowley's first 3000 vic - 8 After a tough loss to Brockton last took second and Brooke Weddle '96 took tory. Miller finished a close second and Steph- WeddC19 - Wednesday, the girls of the Track and Field third to make another clean sweep for the Big, Johnes '93 completed the sweep in tid. is 5612 4o~iti team came on strong in the final events on Blue. , Once again, World-class hig jupr O Pacet -62 Saturday to end their meet with NMH with a Danlcer, who had not run the hurdles 'in Leslie Dise. '94 won handily, and took home oft-- score of 89-47, Andover. The girls performed over a year, and Kennedy showed their versa- the blue ribbon overisecond- and-third-place ~~ -- j'- -'O~no 3 exceptionally in all areas, placing in every tility by taking first and second in the 300m winners Danker and O'Connor. In thetil I'~ g wp-Die5 event, and taking an amazing 9 of 16 possible hurdles as well. Kevin Mendonca '95, an avid Jump, Dise, Crowe and Isabel Arrillaga '9 ozr41 IC 2' fmrsts. ~~~~~~~~~~girls'track spectator, commented, "What took first, second,- and third, respectively. ,-$r<-O(2mIu~1 -3 The Andover girls convincingly demon- makes this team so great is the ability of team Dise's jump~was especially impressive With"Jvtl -- Daok~~~~r--.~-4 ql4I strated their superior talent in the throwing members to step up and take control when -an astounding distance of 33' 11 34" clinch- -- events. by capturing all three firsts. In the dis- nedd" , , nlircomdfsr-- fnsadevct-"': 2'kI10-3-- -- 1- cus event, Becky Ddwling '94 destroyed the Not to be outdone, the sprinters also ry for Andover ~ - -' 0A~'2"" competition with a throw of 112' 11/4", blazed past opposing runners to help lead After an'eoonlfs t Brockton last $0n~uif$KII.d2.5 1, 1 which was more than seventeen feet past her Andover to victory. In the lO0m and 20()m -week, Giils' 'Track fed under the leader- P~'--0k~ S62

nearst cmpettorstos. Dwlig taliedher Karren O'Conner '95 placed an impiessive -ship of oach Randy effer to come back this hi ' §(COnOt26 2

secodi a wn losr sot ut ven, tppig second, while Hillary Chute '94 took second Saturday and crush strong NMH squadl 00.~Coly - 23 - - the opposition by a half-inch. The javelin, in the 800m. Cynthia Miller '94 finished a This Saturday-the teiin travels to Andlover '- 22 howevr,o poved bethe ost atonihing close second in the 1500m, losing to her arch- .-High to meet another solid foe. Their morale TripleJm Ds 3 1/ showcase for Andover's throwing team. rival Amy Lyman of NMH. high aer decisively beating NMH, the girlsCwe371/2 -- SusloV The meet remained extremely ight until 'have hhexctiosfrheetofheea Sheil Dakerod'93 took irs t ook third in the girls pulled away with three more sweeps son. exctiosfrheetofheea -3133 '94 took second, and Dowling Mi~~~~~~~e~~Reltiy'~~ --, P~A, 34 an Andover sweep. in the 3000m, the high jump, and the Triple GIRLS LACROSSE JVRoundup~~ untouchable: Girls Remain Undefeated,. by Liz Ames the mistakes made and were able to convert Determined to vindicate~ itself, Andover ______on five goal attempts in the first half. 'scored five rapid goals opening up the second

by Jeff Cannon, Pete Caperonis, and Aaron Sarma B.B.&N. was also helped by poor officiating half's shooting melee. The Blue's passing - ______The Big Blue Girls' Lacrosse Team corn- around the arc. The referee had a very narrow game improved tremendously over the nightj-"' JYBaseball ~~~~~~~~~~binedto defeat its two opponents, Harvard V view of legal checking and a broad vocabu- marish first-half play. JV Baseball ~~~~~~andB.B.&N., by 21 goals this week-17-6 lary of previously unknown calls such as Yamini Subramanian '94 and Honor' The Boys' V baseball team battled North Reading High Wednesday and managed to stay and 15-6-to preserve its un- McNaughton '94 both obite-' I undefeated, winning 9-1. Mike "Sizzlinganus" Siciliano '95 started the game and blemishedm record -, V ,- ated the core f B.B.&N.'s pitched four near-scoreless innings, but he had to be carried off of the field early in the fifth In a rare Friday afternoon '" double-teaming defense by - - due to hemorrhoid flare-up. Relieving a very swollen "S izzlinganus" was Aaron game, the girls welcomed the- cutting hard to the goal every,~ "Pr'eparation H" lanagan '94, who finished the game without allowing a run. Also seeing Harvard JV squad to Andover "2-,' time their counterparts left,' some action today was Sean Austin '96, whose batting average and GPA remarkably total by overpowering a thinthmoatepadub.Al less than 2. Using his genius, Austin flubbed an easy pop-up and was invited to join the Crimson defense, racking up Coughlin '95 led the offensive7 Girls' JV Softball team. 17 goals. The stingy Andover drive with five goals. Carter' defense played up to. par as- Marsh '93, Meghan Madera Boys JV Lacrosse well, limiting the Harvard of-- '94, and Alison Wheeler '93

ribute to Lincoln-Sudbury: fense to a meager five goals.- - controlled the direction of the.- T ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Andoveragain proved is- game's offensive play. dominance in a 15-6 win over - While very few goals re-"'-

There once was a boy named CoLfin, B.B.&N. Although the girls -- silted from set offensive"~

Who had troubfe putting te baff in. -had a very shaky first half, -E ply, noermnge o Atong came his buddy Fred, they managed to pull every- Carter Marsh leaves Crimson i the dust photo / D Ingser control thdebalfr thnedao- The boy with the swol en head thing together for the- second ty of the second half. With a Hie pssedit to CarterGfass, half, allowing only one goal. Nicole Rhodes' s "no cradling" call, difficult game against Tabor on Saturday, the'-- - ' '~~~Whoproceeded tofat! on his a 's. Overconfidence frm past wins led Shocked at the disgrace of having five disaster of the first half against B~&., The baiT was picked up by Cern, Andover to enter the game lacking the focus goals scored against them in the first half, should give the And~ver juggernaut the edu- !But he stupidly scoredfor them, needed to win. B.B.&N. took advantage of Andover decided -that it needed to rally. ctoit needs'to ente~tegmefcsd AndqDan Smuian, who thinks, he is fineG0LF 'Was never et off of the pine. By the way, the boys beat their Lincoln-Sudbury rivals by the score of 75, and Fred Golfers Mveet ith Disappoiiit eut Kaufman '94 scored 85.7% of the goals. b ihEo n e oau was p~robably the toug-hest team the Big Blue water, had to be the&hest shot of the dyn April 30, 1993 The PhilHipil'' @ SPORTS 0~ ATH L E TE OF THE WEEK GusQuattiebauin'ATHLETIC SLATE by Kevin Mendonca. if his playing days are cut short he would like Gus went 1 for 2, and scored twice. He also Friday, April 30 winning by taking BJV2 Baseball vs. GROTON 3:30 ______to retire into coaching and manage a fran- showed his commitment to 3:30 1 ~~~~~~~~~~~chise.These job goals are attainable for Gus a blazing fastball for the team. "Q" -laughed BJV Tennis vs. BELMONT HILL i'Gusis the kind of guy you love to play who has eaten, drunk, and slept baseball since this off saying "O0h, it didn't hurt." For the 1 with~, but hate to ptn aint"bmeTod he was nine years of age. week, Gus totaled 3 singles and two doubles Saturday, May 1:30 Hatris '95 about his friend and teammate. This season isn't unlike his past ventures, helping the team win all three of its "con- BV Baseball vs. EXETER (DH) vs. LOWELL VOCATIONAL 1:00 This fire that inspires his teammates and ticks Once again, Gus is successful on the mound tests". BJV Baseball vs. ST. PAUL'S 3:00 off opponents, not only helps Gus and in the batters box.'This season, Gus is 2 "Q" believes this great start can be attrib- BV Crew vs. ST. PAUL'S 3:00 Quattlebaum '93 succeed on the baseball dia- and 0 on the mound and is hitting over .500. uted to two factors. The first is that he goes to GV Crew vs. DEERFIELD 2:00 mond but earns him the title of "Athlete of "His intense play and ability to concentrate" bed at 10O30 every night. Gus commented, "I V Golf 10:30 the:Week". were two reasons which Coach Cline gave need my beauty sleep". The deeply supersti- GV Softball vs. AN~'DOVER HS vs. BANCROFTFSCHOOL 1:00 1For the last two years, Gus has been a when asked about Gus' consistency. This in- tious Quatt lebaurn really believes his success VS. BANCROFTFSCHOOL 3:30 crucial cog in the Big Blue wheel that has tensity and concentration come easy for Gus is deeply rooted in the magic gum balls that GJV Softball consistently rolled over opponents. With his who admits to loving "the one on one aspect he received from Sheila Danker '93. He eats May 5 overpowering fastball. and Ruthian swing, of the game. It's all you. There's no one to one before every game, and chews on a Wednesday, vs. CONCORD-CARLISLE 3:45 "Q"-strikes fear in the heart of the bad guys. blame". "Home Run" ball before a start. BJV2 Baseball vs. MILTON 3.15 As . Coach Cline remarked, This year Gus hopes to eat a BY Lacrosse vs. CONCORD-CARLISLE 4:00 "Gus' is a great combination lot of gum balls. He would like BJV2 Lacrosse vs. GOVERNOR DUMMIER 3:15 of talent and hard work." This towntelau n tyaay GV Lacrosse from nagging injuries, which GJVLcos vs. GOVERNOR DUMMER 4:30 hard work includes the un-, -~ ~ " 4 ~ Lacrosse vs. GLEN URQUHART 3:45 comnmon hustle and desire -~have haunted him throughout GJV2 vs. PIKE SCHOOL 3:30 which he demonstrated this ,his years at P.A. Gus believes BJV Tennis vs. MIIDDLESEX 2:15 winter on basketball courts al that "this team has the talent to GJV Tennis Field vs. CUSHING 3:00 over New England, as well as win the whole thing." BY Track & Unfortunately, many people GV Track & Field vs. CUSHING 30 his igoruswighttr~ihmg ~ .~' wiffMr. c ,erseeGus' intensity and desire as GIRLS TENNIS Ofthe field, Gus likes to ~ ~,pure cockiness. He acknowl- the fact that he seems to 'E erDrf ld - o M a c partake in Seaan in-edges hav aiea d smepepl hoptournaments. However, byLue rtrad-Galad two-minute macrnnFetsas e- - ;-~~Photo D.,tngster with this "attdsbut at the even in these pastimes, Gus' . ' Gagliardi____ stroyed her opponent with a score of 8-1. Co- disgust for losing manifests it- N.M..Lbttesnoweerraner__and___Liz___N.M..bttes, oweercanblame Gus same time he believes that it is an important Captain Christina Kuo '93 won her match 8-6 brother for a launching for their 5-3 loss in the second game of the mental advantage. "You have to have the self. -After u~ing his Dittmu left her oppo- double header. The big "Q" pitched a comn- mentality that you're better than the other Last week, the Girls' Varsity A Tennis while her counterpart pad during a mini hoops game, "Q's" parents nent in the dust, winning 8-2. Lunrplayed decided that these brother vs. brother match- plt aei hwn fpwr(ks n u.~o a' usinyusl. red Team played against two of its toughest com- Deerfield and Exeter. Though injury- hard but lost her match 8-5, adOsnlost in ups were getting out, of control and subse- accuracy (No walks) which awed the "faculty Frank \Phiulips '93 agrees," If you got it, petitors, won almost all of their an exciting tie-breaker, 8-7. quently outlawed them. Gus hopes that the faithful", most of whom are 7 and under, flaunt it." All of Andover trusts that Gus will ridden, the girls Exeter--once again proving I doubles, Freitas and Robinson lost 6-8 Division 1 Davidson team in North Carolina enough to ask Gus to sign his first autograph. continue to flaunt his big arm and bat and matches against while Leuner and Olson won 8-4. Christina ball. However, Meanwhile on the other side of the ledger, help lead P.A. to the promised land. themselves as the stronger team in the perpet- will be astepping stone to Pro then ousted Greene '93 and Kuo, finishing off the doubles A BOYSLACROSSE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ualAndover-Exeter rivalry--and in a nail-biter. The team '-'Si .~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Deerfield in a tight match. competition, won 8-7 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 1~~v o "I.Cbll~~~~fl ii n e s Exeter felt the absence of Lie, anderast Leeabenceofaner said,sai, "Ite"I Lacr oss e missed a took the strength of the entir team to com- d ~~~~~~~~~~~'5~~~~~~~P'J~~~~~~~~~~J~~~~~Y~~~~This past Saturday, the girls just Cl eekW PC D Tl-.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~sweep of their matches against Exeter. With pensate for the loss of Sharon." The trainers W e k in P D Laugher Kito Robinson '95 out with a pulled muscle, have been unable to determine what is wrong Salvages it would have to work extra with Lie's knee, and she will be examined by ______~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~theteam knew wit the victory. Alexis a doctor on Friday. by Ben Haddon and Darren Hopkins hard to come away Dittmur '93, Tiffany Freitas '95 and Kirsten Ispired by their victories, the girls are '95 all won their singles matches, but excited to continue their winning streak. The Over the past week, a variety of talented Leuner one seeded Sharon Lie '94 injured girls' only complaint is the lack of student at- squails took Andover for a roller coaster ride, number her match and was forced to tendance at their matches. As an anonymous as the~ Big Blue fought to defend themselves herself during default, and Alex Olson '96 played hard yet player said, "We are so cute, they had to put a 'on their home field. Unfortunately, the boys of the camelosses up to short for the week with ~~~~~~~~~~~~didnot come out the victor fence around the courts to keep all ballplayers from rushing in and drooling all 13-il, and Lincoln-Sudbury, 15-9, Deerfield Deerdieldl, played on Wednesday for the over our beautiful uniforms.", Talented as they I!despite destroying a weak Providence The team its number one seed and are,, the tennis team can still use audience Country Day team,_21 -1. first time without together to defeat Deerfield. support for inspiration. dn Saturday, the Blue collided head on /5worked her opponent, 8-2, in a ,fwith the Big Green of Deerfield in a grueling~ Robinson pummeled match under the. lights. Andover came outCY LN isCLI strong against their bitter' rivals with'two by John Hallisey '93 and assist- C y l s seVs V goals scored and fourth respectively while Captain Doug ed by Henry Higdon '94. Deerfield came Fniman '93, Dave Lai '93, and Chuck first quarter wit-! by Chuck Arensberg back'immiediately to end the Aeseg'5alcnrbtdt h vrl goals of their own. Jamie Maloney levels Deerfield skirt photo ID. Ingster two w. exciting second quarter ended in aGrapesnlefomcsbyPAri- An yPA i- wn five all tie. Goals from Captain Dave Jackson Day, as the offense blasted twenty one goals tirely different league than the PCD squad. Gea esnlpromne cyclist's Brattleboro, Vt. race Yet another unfortunate tragedy met the '93, Alex drbon '94, and -Higdon kept past the weak PCD defense. Dormsjo initiat- The experienced club stepped onto the field ers marked the was a combined team effort, B-riders in their 21 mile race. Strongman 'Andover in the game. Hallisey led the attack ed the attack, netting the first goal of the ever- with confidence and intensity, catching the on Sunday. It helped lift Andover over their Carter Smith'93 and Scott Kaiser '95 crashed with a hat-trick in the third period while lasting rally. After Higdon and Jackson each Blue off guard at the start of the game. however, that Proctor, N.M.H., in a ten-man pile-up during the fir-st lap and Jackson and Leif Dormsjo '93 also helped scored PCD managed their only goal of the Andover regrouped at the end of the second unworthy competitors, Brattleboro, and above all, could not continue; both ended up flirting "'Andover gain a two-goal lead. Hqwever, in game in a futile attempt to remain close at the quarter to make up much of the deficit, but' Deerfield, Putney, with the attractive nurse that was tending to the fourth quarter Deerflld began their scor- end of the first period. The flood gates still found themselves behind 9-5 at half- the dreaded Exies. of a rolling, seven-mile loop their gravel-infested wounds. This minor inci- ing run with a series of vicious shots from opened in the second half, however, and time. The tough L-S teamy held Andover to Five laps riders in Brattleboro but dent did not stop Mike Corkery '93, who long ,range while screening goalie Kan stayed open until the game's final whistle. only two goals in the second half, and ffin awaited Andover's Katsuini '93 to leave with a two-goal win. Attackmen Laurence Jollon '94, who tal- ished with a 15-7 win. punishment Andover dealt marvelously pulled off a third-place finish, The disappointing loss did not result from lied four goals and four assists, and Ben Sides, Hallisey, and Higdon gave it their did not stop the by the Lincoln- the opposing teams. Unsuccessful break- Ryan Morgan '93, Ted Powers '95, who -a lack of effort. Many players made solid Rymzo '94, who netted three of his own, fol- all, each pumping two goals throughout the first half of placed strong sixth, or Mark Pirri '94, who contributions including an offensive group lowed Jackson's lead of five goals and two Sudbury keeper. Despite the one-sided score awaYs occurred Juan Valdez of Procter got cruised over the fifteenth. Ted later explained, led by Jackson, Parker Sides '95, Hallisey, assists. Not to be overshadowed, the defense the Blue left the game knowing they can the race, until The chase weakened, and en- "I can't believe I finished a race on this [ter- tvand Higdon. Andover's solid defense rallied clamped down on the opponent, aiding the compete with the high powered teams. away for good. for the final, torturous under the leadership of Jamie Maloney '93 impressive display of offensive power. The Andover has a lot to prove a they travel to ergy was conserved take on Newton North on Friday, a team that one mile grade to the finish. Justin SpenceUCCiG and Chris Keady '93. 'scoring was relentless, as eight others con- '94 and Greg Whitmore '94 placed second Cotned OYNG1 -tributing barrage. .lost to L-S only 7-6 in overtime. On Monday, Andover enjoyed a field day to the CniudO ae1 against league opponent Providence Country Lincoln-Sudbury proved to be in an en- BASEBALL BOYS TRACK Boys on TOP of League DisheartenigFirst Loss and Steve Song '95 did the lion- byBateson Chris best teams in the league, proved a good test for byTeo als n od akr placed third at 16.0. Asquith '96, byBateson Chris ~thisyear's talented team. Nevertheless, the bTrvrByisadWoyakrAndover was faced with a deficit for the ors. hardballers maintained a lead during most of majority of the meet, but five particular track- As he has done all season, Ethan Philpott to keep victory within '93, continuing his domination, chalked up The Andover Varsity Baseball team contin- the seven innings, blending the solid hitting After opening the season with an imnpres- sters came up big Brockton, the pole vault______ued its dominance this week, sweeping NmH and strong pitching that is the trademark of the sive 3-0 record, the Phillips Academy Boys reach. As against of *BY RC in a doubleheader Saturday, 7-5 and 5-3, and PA team. Track team failed to continue its unbeaten crew came up with an impressive sweep ae1 the offensive atakwr od streak last Saturday, falling to arch-rival the event. Captain Jim Eckels '93, Colin CniudO hmlng an unworthy Wilbraham & Monson Leading Contbynascorenof68-78.2 team on Wednesday afternoon, improving their Harris '95, who contributed 2 singles and 2 Despite the optimism entering the meet, P'i the "Boys in Blue" had to endure a tw& hour 44'rfrmnc 2 bus trip, an awful dirt track, and worst of all, ~ "4,S questionable judging. The boys fought until '4'"N 41 , the last gun, falling just 11 points short of vic- ai48- - '~ tory. t3 '- Controversy engulfed the meet from the '\i" z'

- ~~~~~~~~~~~~veryfirst running event, the 4X100 relay. ~~~~ $ i". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AfterAndover bursted ahead in the sprint re- - ~ s ~~ ~ ' April 30, 1993 -@ FEATURES §krePilpa

The Legend of David Underwood The Trustees: Andover's Future Lies in, Their 1rands

VictoriaN. KRockaeele won wohedevloent ofithe LehyD by V. Namiko-Chirise K. are elected every four years, while the re- especially gay students. Rockefellerof the onLeahymaining the deelopment two are appointed every two years McNemar cited implementkig t all- DavidUndewoodface vas resonsiili-Clinic, a well-known medical treatment ad -because of their position on the Alumni school meetings where Student Leadership A. DavdUderoofaes astreponibii-research facility. Many changes occur from year to year on Council as Alumni Council President and has been addressed, formntlating meetings ty as President of the Board of Trustees. The The venerable Dickie Thiras says there campus. Whether these decisions are good r Head of Fundraising. Currently Rick Barry with Women's Forumn and the Faculty, A well father of thiree children, a devoted husband, "is no finer person to do the job" than bad, most are controversial, and evoke a vani- '62 is the Alumni Council President. as approving plans for a Women's Cen'M'r on '.J and Senior Vice President of Kemper Underwood. Underwood's responsibilities in- ety of student opinion. Students begin to The Trustees, like Phillips Academy, have the Abbot Campus as concretb exampies of Securities, Underwood dedicates "a major dlude chairing Trustee meetings, acting ex of- wonder: Who is responsible forthscagtretodvsiytel nbyaswlasd-Tuteatonnovngtesbjtf - -part of his being" to Phillips Academy in a ficio to all Trustee Committees delegating re- What was their reasoning behind the deci- ology. Currently, there are five women on the Women's issues. -relationship that has been long and dynamic. sponsibilities to other Trustees, setting the sion? And who can I speak to so that my Board and two African Americans. This The Trusteesaroncpu h wend ' Underwood spent half a year at agenda, along with the Headmaster, for the opinion is heard and seriously considered? A change is quite remarkable and symbolic of for their seasonal meeting. Jssuie~whic they Andover's summer session; then returned for Board, meeting students at Graduation and cw onasetnds to emerge from the Andover's commitment to diversity, given the will discuss include: the 993-94 'ludg~, the~'v fourbeore mre gaduatng in1954.Alumni at reunions, while also maintaining a woodwork: The Board of Trustees. school's history as an all-white male adminis- fuiture of the Peabody Archeoldgical Underwood lived in Williams Hall, Salisbury strong rapport between Trustees and memn- Unfortunately, this response often leaves stu- trated institution. omnmenting on the kind of Museum, the. Faculty and' the, ducational House (a retired dormitory), Taylor Hall, bers of the greater Andover community. dents feeling helpless and mute. However, the change the Board has endured over the lastgasofteAdmyro Rockwell, and finally "Club Bishop," or daos gasothAcdmrommenan - Bishop Hall. He also managed the Golf tem, thirty years, Underwood said, "It's a more from the Andover Developme~t b'ard, complicated world, so we must confront Campus restoration including the ft& of a forposition four he landed after tying out ~ ~~~~~~~morecomplicated and numerous problems Draper and Abbot Halls, Fundraising (annual ' years. "earned my letter the hard way," he ' remembersUnderwood. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~today,than we did in the past." and capital), Alumni Council recomniepda- ,remembersUnderwood. ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Thefundamental goals of the Trustees are tions on residential life, as well d"V the After graduating, Underwood attended tomitiIxelneinteo h rcs.' Yale on an ROTC scholarship, then served in tmanineclneinhequality ofteHeadmaster SelectionPrcs.ea -people, reputation, physical plant, endow-' The Board will also meet iii~Jul tea 1961 uring hismservice19, ewood "styedi ment and scholarship of Phillips Academy. the recommendations of theI Long ng 1961."stayed During his service, Underwood ~ ~~~~~~~~~~Thistask is a difficult one, which McNemar Planning Committee. This committeemet interested, but not active" in Phillips Academy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~calls,"a continuous balancing act," in which every five years to prbject upon the upcomning Indey16,Udrod dntdtethe Academy must have the courage to build five years of the Academy. The Committee UnderwoodSenior room, nowa havenfor ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~upontradition , but adapt to the present, "con- discusses important isues and fanc~s that Tea,room a forsocial mecca, and a meeting ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~temporarysociety." The, members of the will be confronted, ad presents its Cprwlu- teerain Comittee for mthintennial cfdnotdnauri n aetoiin, Tog h rses ose u tdn Campaign.in the He then participated -. financial statistics, and mnycurrentord diffis-tprospectiver opinionon throughB methodsTwhic suchs theend Addison Campaignto rebuff - the~~~~~~~~~~ Gallery. - ''''~~~"' suesthandh They mustgmake deci-onsinGazette, linformalgenmeeting h swith hnI Underwod:nNoeJustodRoomrhoeo/onGuthe Secretary of the Academy,recommend- ever,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~cuiarentw amnab and peasoingio pctivhch the Trusteesosemut sudent Campaign.in the He then participated %r financi~~~~~~~~~~~~alinterestisn upsrofthsco p aticuomtmei isoion ot th oe which hols the A o Ctamp'sglead naedf UndGaleroo aTPesdet fmheBordtadmhesikscceddigcffrt aeaomosdtriarlyfo sudntfanrcitcielhetrstesfoihviggld pespctve WenthnTuseevsi thete Underwoodco-chaired gracefull stepthe down,ibrary or Campaignfor them t get rid ofstion.wstrict cpnogresstand oeducation.ucremardbreakfastatohearsboutlconcernssofathe-stu toLibrary restoe theme," Olver say WendllUnderwod. Holme Afterthat tim, Th( Bord ofsTrstees ofPhillips statestnedefenscofsthesrusteesthatidetsbody.dInnthesemeetiqgsweohearonvari-- and aleso ire theildingcom iFettfo Underwood:retust th oard ast/A.Gry eeaeao lay mnbChartern t pctv hchteTusesmstcn then Secretary of the AcadeAadmyimcmpseyobt mn nd "Adve hs wndrulreuttineochy-etmomoiiosdn an derneroi ;, the Trustees.Member or until his term is up."I think that women who are Alumni of thehAcdemy.eing anoopenomind," andothatptheiTrusteeeareesaysiUnderwood. hMeetingswused tolbe hel

JWen Mtt eapinmdUdewoPresident of the Boardtmo ecms a the yearsu2008, Tir pfost andopserimisetly oun- cMncitte to conrteeoaingze controversialveis-hin ofat Trustee ro 1198989,rinstee downie, and on'eternowichcan vmae tto ng.adtecotna scesof UnewoTomfrsallthe st etoI his shoes. The Board meets three time a year in g~~~~~~~~~~~~auesdth Truostees tiess adustct soc- curodl they ecamwithstuentae o' t rstortheOli Boaredelofrtes, Dr a Underwood.e hisfertal obig-, smlle Janaryd May arseswePlls n tety,in efaenpar of socet, andstespctt onengl issue aInd notsaotwseoeo AnasoPhredto the groupsithroghoutttheeyar. Thedalwthe sides fsissues.ecBoard citeatwohis-eeensconfrontd. a vari- "ithersigscesufTustees".acord msieror ntegritnd isupItrength. as whcae Chatcmoembrs six arehAmeni academyovech hasndr repctayionforontv- tn pa opiis Acadey. ifeetpU6" ingM~Nmar.uring t Headmster on c~ema,"Davd Undewood as demn-Trsteesandate li is theeadmyf. Haviang gaynminpd asthouste Cusels heirayUndaentald roetingh uentob held WorldWarI Hnry . Stison erve as tramed ir mn wayes i aor commient0 TheirpstoAcademy.om"resectnfuldrityacring n evc setrl totrvrsafuturei t ewomem o he Pstus,s PeitofT the Broar at82th9 seted hewn and I toth hool. ThiCate emer reeecedbnte UnerodaewtIa wmn'tisestcaemaomuitltisopng.v th wassuccessorySecretary ofWar. wasrcev His Donien frthi wrk ue. cemr lo tesestatAnoer om adexresthi oinosbut~r Underwoodelectedothrwas immediately embrs f te oar antsoe forAdresingthelatertUneroodsayotht,"stdensnndestadete rocss'ofwood.d~i life "Wat 't te haicme to ean thieBad sytill hastyet tiema auspolicyde- sUndmaking, andt the rudimentcoceteirate hih...id Tough Tiheehs responibiite ar novasHamstrDnMamrs"s csobtitcniusttiv h su," Hpfly tdnt iltkh op ortn As Presidentof Trustees, of the DavidBoar Untwenty-fivemeyears oreuntilobthe-ageaofe70."ogoodhrloohoseet"eandaanalyzeMexpressctheirtopinionsveinctherforums allhethedconofict-uto wbi, h Underwoodfollowsalong,_prestigious, Theedkndofiersnrpreen stbiity'anaigeoimnswMcthnr systhaath hveieeeoferectothmso hatwhn dci by KenleySmith him "Uncle Sam" beauehewsaheshol contnistsh oard whiheeirses twdaenlvo Acaem wantoe suptv"ie of "interestsuccessioofTrustes,"_accord Hieraloved integwrked, veynd athsjb.frdciinmkngadength. dmns al, si awy asbebt htiindivid-lmeit wnsee.Snrsonetayuetosskn~o sion ardth opiniontes an e co - -ing o HeamasteDon 6Nernr Du Althougharquitesy hewdfairysi, eepn- whiation. Cnte memr, me ofre todthisin e esthandst reecty waynt man prsonalPhlettes AcderwoodBas' Arlon time go, aeryLmns edSa sn strdit awatcye eyhin thajootent n usmeers a bheen onsithe Boadatr s faincegsbe gceay wpeas tiularl Comas-r cei fodmsents ocin theren veshe deide o tar ah formeetionheal ndt sco t saih t" thereey nofuueoftemmbr r rsecigsxuldvest,"awas f h Pit~ brsigh tayoodloigf n tltcteaes ingts dark, nosrecessofsthemindoso hilip Cadtremband Abbot Alcdey siondeaout, the idelof continuin edutio Aemy"Nomneityve neve receive t He hadthete plac moey, and h hade obscre, tht wasnot knwn to im."ered."bTh I the Toruse areseect dfodiscusin this isuer, sodethat ays tad fot student."esadtepoe~'oii evenTe hd onl a nmethinfo heit. I 1871,Fredeic Wiliam Tlton teppe fed.b hthe hAniCu 'ha cil ourme mers th Basteel hsppo frmate Communliy, e sinmkng n herd'nt'f1eii neededAfterwas a headmaster.searchingw, ups tomaserDonMcema,becomeo the t cntnue t gve heisse,"aseventhstdensheadmaster.ppotuit highnd lwh foudhemnt T er fBe ofahs concNhear astwnyfvyerorutlteaananlzalthcofit toepestirpnosinheoumwi

prestigious- headmasters.weekly faculty meetings toterstheesnt school. His sabiity-nd ig M sasItht th hae ben ofere to hemso hat hen eci This Elhaetearson.Hebe-ma was ms disnguShingbcauha astwe his.cniniyi teBad whc isfnaetlA~~-.R Academy' L' YU . I cameposi-headmaster enormousin 1778 and sideburns.held the Heantleft,"suporiveof after only twomae, hei opnios cn b cosiq somepupls f a hi"'ditantandaughy." Hele Fr andiwokePatch Bart s .frdcsom-ig n u sflamns-ul, si lasha en u hti ansee.I epnetoaqeto s*i~o Mr Perontmwao, strica dsinaridamho b eigt.ist ain on eeryn fouha entcon- tai'm reallyusryt seemhim gSoeo h od hsi h etadms f dwy mn proa~ltesUdrod a rewadedtwhspring pupil with aehckb-xaceptn h celan Iaswl sa trct curhriculunom emeshv eno h or ic'psil.M~mrwspriual ops evdfo tdnsviigterv hidghe ear.-lHekwas an aolish elloers aindisholashto kids. Heeso he fai n- EoPilisAaemrnAbtcady 95t bu h daofcniun dcto rgid NnI-ae ee eevdaTt plaerhad simne, hadted tate musiheventful twt nnoear h leftutesaewith megd"andix icuso o hs su, otatGy ad fomasudn. wasene the nlye eoymnt he ot tn of on one1rereeNbod culda geltohsitias "veytmppseM.ecead n i lie.dHe was heamrsterobblAte heardesting t orectorder smilIeavetotsilehHowcoudsyoese of adloe heat ofourdamntscoo.feds aecr E. Stes olltos e na90 and hiamiigsaesnentlag? h secn maAt cademyu h was provedaoftonbelone the mosteinterestingo olee.H of alld Ebenezeru Pemser wholyfaucameetng to the school.teemneoae ihrdhi n Hic-Jeesea 9 inh786 mnx tosDon, Peron. as prba- mes tem aststemg butrneercross.eI hnuh s o o bcymtheemostspopular1characterein the istr sawanoout atebhurs He wouldaftsimoly "Hmldwoo.Ilieta. ofhsool Hie weas.entlen wandremrkbeb chas himarundcapuiunilhecauhthi smcte ofro s everyosditne.n-huht. Asai studni to choBol.t pinacl ofm Thearnext anst holsth austelinritn his crer wahtHsthen cnight h okuedhiontr cIhpohenwgy'ieoragr. ofNewman, headmaster whowas was Mark dorm trying toI'catchlan enormous rat thatghad rewardeda whackwhispring be- egepupils acceptanceas wih well asMesssat Westec'95 qite r He mill He ascsimplysereo attcd hminshis bekd.HehdafilunErcGye 9 aa a manger and approacdhable.siH eIntu1933,y Claue M.esrs raed ourit raetird injm1810.eonl go schofonl with hisgreeNce.dyHeohd eei ntah- "Evythiewol beeM c t emarouand for John. Adamwas the fdpor ythheasto ingthsicoec08 ade maaestmralyi- thlhe, buvetou never. kow."ud o e CagdOrLve ht~ of and, nexthtodElphaeetotheu mstsstrict of fretE. urrculms stanodad here He03asd himlnfcn otluh"4 ~Theenldn rdyHe demws alwysoled "Jack,"eot obod sneemedno EmllMoel9 wife mewatoedwh acrss t ampus.e Jo hnestamnd. Iot whhed hi instttd tek CemKaren'95Anhon' rawor ims78elf as a "revival"tmon n a lod t lesSe"s secn chaem polcy thatr lows "WydoshfsieahoWhes m'thoins ownuordsrate"id wt[he]soy sa Thetelevento hdms e wdsmly wouldsbinice t know.hwImuch esponsi ha toe dcho. H wagentwo yearkallpd thae ofmJron M.amper.tlhe cameh hinmrcAis~ biyM.M~mrhdi h noua a aaud 9 at andinthsudetsHelttin t"93 194 anwas knowe aris heamilyrt m ondeison tatletradtateinth cllctv mchm werte knrown a tevoe scaears.ens"Who's pennare?" Mcho..Mc Whnhe eachedn sityol the aur decidn he capus. His ost ithe oe was tt ofImuthofehetsudetnbdy."gIuopethenwcuy asrbeegu."l."

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A:Dearth of Female Presidents Sdent Council: What Have They Done for Me Lately?,

by Melysa Sperber balancing student opinon with the conserva- by Dede Oracca-Tetteh of "What haete oefosltl? "Sudernea ist allu the airoseofte tive trends of the school emerging from the To the naked eye, it may look like they "SuCoistcnqethbarrbtwn seventies, Thiras considered Halya mag- have not done much for the school. But get- faculty and students as well as represent the beliefs of 1,247 Andovenians. The election of S. Kristina Hult for nificent president. HalyThrough the eerie depths of the hallways ting to the cornea of things, they have worked feelings and of the stairs of a towards creating the newly built SAC (which They fight for the rights of students, making .~ chool President marked only the second Th ol fHde n atdie n and up the murky heights find a new name for), sure that our best interests are protected. It , .ime the student body has chosen a female to many ways. As president, Soutter concentrat- certain building known as George they are still trying to not be easy, but the fact that there are its leader. Halt will assume her responsi- ed on reformning the school's disciplinary sys- Washington Hall, lies a room hidden from promoting student-faculty relations through may ~blt~in the 1993-9 choye-tewn- tem by opposing that it become centralized, inctmalovr.Tetwent~y-one people on Student there is a tieth anniversary of co-education at PA. as opposed to being organzed by cluster. Trustees' Room,ned with How Do You Feel That Student Government Council ensures that andling discipli- Por'ait fdstnuse Could Better Represent the Andover Cormmunity? ait fsudn pnos Hult feels that her sex will definitely in- Although she advocated h tdn flu',',ence her role as President. "I feel that I nary cases within clusters, Hadley supported Tog bS.AdeChtrj Council may try their hardest -. ust set an example for other women who establishing school-wide sndads for pun- of the most crucial deci- is best for waynt to hold offices on campus. Since there ishments. Soutter also supported the idea of sions of the school are bS.AdeChtrjc"They should knock on the door of to do what they feel and say, 'We rec- the school, they can't do it -aeso many prejudices towards women in training proctors so that-they would more made. T'his is also where a every Andover student input. , ywer positions, I need to break down the qualified to handle situations such as date certain group of twenty-one "Much of the time we are not ognize you as a student .' alone. They need our 1 them ex- stereotypes and be a good role model," corn- rape scenarios, disciplinary action, andl poor yugpolhld-eky arefteacintknbysdnt-Peter Hwang '96 They need us to tell don't mrented asked wehracademic performance. meigtodsussus, ovren.actly what we want and want. We need to send them al When akdwehrshe would confront Hult has focused her agenda on skills and problems, and changes con- -Sara Klipfel '9 "I would like my reps to be less ,sexism at Andover, Hult replied, "Absolutely. education outside of the classroom. Halt in- cerning Andover life. They hung up on themselves." messages through our "brain all the minorities, [wornen] are one of the tends toaddress divisions on campus, include are on a mission which "hyneed to be the voice be- -R Fe -C waves." We need to contact few that have gone unrecognized. For exam- ing those between males and females. Hult ca' ewt-each and everyone one of ple, we have never had any women speakers fel ta ene o"moe oe o out the help of the student they are not. They seem to take their 'idnt Ik h ththem and say "Hey, I want owedyu ofdosmehinefrneg theisueof exsmatsnyofthescoosspakousan ntteelasamdsfrpeigaa boy. Buuho' xatly reposibliyfeeajoe.areyhow ~~ ineetings. woman or a feminist." ~~~~~~~~~does the Student Council - Camille Sze '95 student-overnment works, and I'ye It is not a matter of the never really noticed anything that Student Council workinga for '~-)~ew fealesalt fels hve tht ben so Commntingon reationsbetwen the work, and how do they ex- n!lhf5cteditthofieoScolPeietb- sxsHutadd"W'entyigofgt pect to change the school "The student government is not they've done." the students, but everyone ~1b!se "wmn aebendicuagdan ereain.IstaIe'ell ochne for the better? in close contact with the student -Anthony Huberman '94 working together. We will icii~hsed.not ben encuragedTey hav the wy men nd womn havetraditonally The student council, body, so how can they represent us 'never be completely satisfied bringing equality into the relation- otherwise known as the well? It's not really feasible for them "It would be effective for student until there is communication ffiiany people look at them as not being capa- interacted, "Stud Co," is compoedwfeato alkwutdevryssudet, utuayb reve- bd`Halt continued, "What needs to happen ship." Sexism and prejudices ifluenced last opsdfa toalwhevrsuenbtmye oerment to publish an agenda so bewnstdtsadorep t@soudpakegllywhse- that the students would be able to reettvs hy wl e is that people need to recognize the subtle year's election for school president when the shopridnaec- neetgop t e oeko . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~tary, six senior represet- ca in ~~~~~~~~~~~"i' received harassing phone the pprrrsen- idas. itrsgous-o emre meet with the council and express knwwhat problems we want ways4thtsxs per nour daily conver- female finalist and we will never sations,that those subtletiesand understandcalls. tives, reuprepsn-ia."Iaddressed, '94 their ideas. Also, I believe that the knwtecagshyar At. ."'dangerous."tes really clls.Althouah Hult's election does not mean taietolwr-WnoWo are ~~~~~~~~~~~~~sexism-oncampus has been eradicated, it is rpesn election process should be more t 1u'wvccordng to ickieThiras, Hadley an encouraging sign for those concerned' taltives, two junior represen- n n huhfl ota making. Communicating and

"~Pr~sidncyespie hvinga bi of iffiult dent representatives, one more with the student body. If they the students could choose someone is'elssential. With out the big Mi! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-~~~~~~underclassman day student do not, everything which they work who would be best for the position, "C" word, the purpose for stu- representative, and two fac- towards at their meetings is not a true rather than a popularity figure- dent council will never be ful- ulfle Qforuest a New H ead m aster ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ultyadvisers. Every representation of the students' be- head."lyraie an usdtis Thursday, they hudein the liefs, and therefore will not benefit -Victoria Kataoka '93 fullest potential. Many of the Selection Trustees Room from 6:30 to the students." council's efforts are over- ized about the Headmaster looked, simply because the af i.- by V. N. Kataoka Process, Underwood has taken personal re- 8:00, raising topics from the -Dede Oracca-Tetteb '95 never informed of sponsbiliyforthe peraton b actig aslatest additions in -. the students are ~ Z, Student Activity Center (which we still don't events like the weekly student-facplty dinners their actions. Much of the frustrations be- bL~~~~.~ -"It ~ was~ a long,~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Council "toughtong deliberated decision, and the Chair of the committee. have a name for) to debates over homosexual in Ropes Hall, and the community service tween students and the Student Oi~wasa mid-pril good tme for Uderwood emarked n the tieliness house counselors living together. With input project "Trees for Kids," which was a would be relieved simply through talking and work to- an noneetcsi ai newo fM~mrsdcso o ayraos from each member, they try to reach conclu- tremendous success greatly due to the careful understanding that we are trying to %fM4cNemar's resignation. At the meeting, He cited that this year the Trustees meet sive decisions, that affect the student body as planning of Upper Representative Eric gether to changeAndover for the better. Ohderwood praised Mr. and Mrs. McNemar with the Long Range Planning Committee, a whole. But there still exists the big question Gottessman. for their tremendous contribution to the which outlines the goals for the next five - a~I2 . school and noted many of their past accorn- years at Andover. With these goals fresh in )pjhslments. Underwood also outlined some mind, it will enable the Trustees to execute "Ofthe steps which would be taken in order tepoduewhsunadclrpe-req- h findA.the new Headmaster of Phillips uisites for possible candidates. One of he4 .i4g~demyieHowever, the process still re- few defined gbdIs for the committee is their V -mained -s'imewhat ambiguous to the majohi- deadline. "We want to have the new Head "k t hok ty,-of the community. Th'ough mahy of the ENW.HAM SE 0.specific steps and plans have yet to be real- UNWHAM SE CUR~~~~~Ee~~~JT ~~~~~ Continued On Page 12

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by Sara Perkowski

Bomb Strikes London - odonspomientfinancial distriet was severely damraged by the explosion of a bomb -- on Saturday, April 24. Detectives at Scotland Yard did not have to work hard in order to discover valid reasons to blame the Irish Republican Army for the damage. First of all, the The School Constit ikni-Just A Pece of Pape r? Irish Republican Army was responsible for an explosion alniost identical to this one over a erag. Secondly, London Police received several phone calls warning of the explosion. ______rasitda nrdtrined I.R.A. code, which indicated that the warn- byVnsaKrya useful document or whether it's just a piece mendment to the constitution earlier this year Te fistonecl if their 'Megfwast-n oke. nmtedaped nbyVnss er of paper collecting dust in a file somewhere. stated that a candidate can't be elected The Bitsn overnetblevsta hecsorpair the district from the damage of As I reviewed its content, I discovered that name does not appear on the ballot. However, school Thelso wrillgoexcedtt ueivseforhat ears. Niola acmertecifexctv Few people are aware of the fact that the constitution does provide the essential in- every outline for the obligations of the fulfilled by thisaxlodon iurancebrklmed that olathyeamage wicold exce the stiaed 1.5cutive Andover's student government has its own formation for organizing the format of the president could have easily been constitution to which it must abide. The con- government. While it explains how the gov- two presidents. Some jobs may even have c "~lion dollars. stitution decrees the rules and regulations for eminent interacts with themselves, students, been easier for two. Some of the various re- Child DiesAccident in Sinkhole ~thegovernment. Using a simple outline for- and faculty, it places limits on their power. sponsibilities include meetings with all the tC~nSatudaytheofApri, a evenyearold4 ew Jrseyboy ied fterfallng ito a mat, the constitution describes the structure of Specifically, the constitution states under arti- other student representatives in the govern- drafting O snhl.Tebywseporn aatltcoet isaatetcmlxwe e the student governiment and the manner under cle four, that the student council serves as the ment, 'meeting with the headmaster, which it is to be run. "duly elected representative board of the stu- summaries of their accomplishments, plus or- -suc hsfotnt sal ol. hegoud lms imeitey av ayunerhm.Son ciiis ,aftcktheiys fotnto asell asleah neghorlms d iscveedat awaysiuaindferae nueos Hvigattlofegtatcls.h ou- dn oytoavnerspniladona gnzngadmdainnayohr attempted more complicated ment begins with a statement of purpose for manner consistent with the constitution, the Two presidents would prove to be an asset to ~atternpts to reach the boy~~~~~~~~~p and pull~~~~~~~~~~~~~~the him out,'rescue workers student government. " As the organization interests of students..." The constitution there- one another. They may disagree on issues, but methods of rescue. Whle oxygen and heat were pumped into the hole, workers used ladders hworaot ;hPd heavy machinery to 'reach him. The rescue totaled seven hours and soon after the boy ofe ected udens oe pupe sdntody ice foreois ciid toidetegvrmn inns.Th one theitesonsilt to s-to th optlh id uhrte r not Sure of the cause of the sinkhole. It is known teiesadcnen ftesuetbd, isatosaddcsos th'aggde o r u uikyatrhayrmytsuhasvr e ptwsnt student government is important to the well- Perhaps one of the most important de- mainly the fact that there "is no such thing as being of the individual students and funda- scriptions that the constitution provides is that co-presidents," said Elizabeth Coopei, She ex' 0l"ected,- mental to the development of a sense of corn- of the election of the school president. The Secretary of the Student Council. Hong Kong's Future on the Line munity." Harboring a theme of purpose for election begins by the submission of a plat- plained that it would have been possible, but

tP~lisekan Chinaes cruiciall imortantuto the poitcae ftreofHogKog.Boh thfsudnrbdyttefistarilecotiussoloraadatlest40 igatrseycthpfuitey-oud avieeedtohvewnte Hong Kong in 1994 and 1995. These elections will be the last, before China's government essary and proper to advance the interests of term. After a period of publicity, the prehimi- natures. lit would have been okay for Stubbs emenseenagredhve uonthe the student body." nary election is held in which the candidates to have been elected and gone to Dowling for, would repossess the colony in 1997. Although no formal arrangemnshv enageduote The following three articles explain the are narrowed to three. The final elections are advice(or vice versa), but Dowling meeting in have had no official position in the Student negotiationscontinue will this most week. defintely - - formation of the government. Explained are held in a mandatory all school stu- which the candidates are allowed to speak Council. - ~~~~~~~Government Ponders Attack in Waco the structure, elections, and format of the dent overnent.descibes he doumennd voce teir ieas ad visons.The vtesgSandd owlibbsd haveshawantede concluded, late last week, that the assault on the dn oenet h ouetdsrbs advieteriesadvsos h oe hudDwi 11overnment officials in Washington amend- C-.JrnhDvdincmon nTeawt ergs n akbrebatrn asws how the student government is essentially are then collected and counted by the School to alter the constitution, and create an in ment allowing for two candidates to run to- A, teotionwas bet opion.Anoter o us spcialy trinedagens toshoo Davd Koesh formed by a school president, six cluster pres- President and the Senior Representatives a the leade ofton nther thi ethn o useseoaley codraineagt th oanofvi Koreshfl idents, class representatives, day student rep- the presence of a Student Council Faculty ad- gether, they would have had to undergo lowerat imes eeme readymton give up q . easecondin talstem reaoale osed renaiendcssouil.Ehsb- vo. April 30, 1993 § EIGHTH SEVENTH PAGE§ThPhlpa

LetU D ance, etuh.TeDacRcil ______~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~isComing by Jess Lunt port to facilitate performances. valid art forms have established, because it is .l ______Mi~~Ndge would also like to see more guest a very valid art form and should be recog- a n d B a rry o n- teachers, who would offer increased variety nized as such. Dancing requires a lot of time ______There are a few departments on campus in movement and alternative venues for ex- and energy if it'is going to be done well, it by Ann Gallagher fustog, brave, and somewhat inexperi- that have always maintained a pretty low Pro- perimenting in the slightly stifled, yet hopeful also requires space and support As of late ______enced men sauntered in: Zeke Farrow, Dan

file. One of them is the Dance Department. I dance community. In the fall we were lucky there have been a lot of new bodies gliding - Hatfield, Nick Wadhams, and Cohn Galla- cameo Andverhinkig tha I wuld gt to to have a few excellent master classes, one gracefully about the studios in preparation for Thwalweeinditfmleacrs ge. do a lot of dancing while I was here; that has with Jeanette Neil, who has a company in the upcoming concert. This increase in activ- They quickly stretched and kept their eyes By 'the end of the day, Barry had created a- not really been the case, but there is hope for Boston, but since then they have dwindled. ity bodes well for the future, when we will glued to the door. What was Barry like? Was splendor of beauty and grace with the ddi~a- the future. Master classes can be great for getting the get a soon chance to dance. he going to be strict or unfriendly? Would the tion of a small group of PA. dancers. "A 16t" Midge Brecher, our Modem Dance in- danciness back in the class be strenuous? Finally, as the wonder of people don't realize how snuous dante structor, kindly shared with me part of her boeadanwgrew, the door of the ballet room was thrown really is: Dance requires the most self disci- wish list for the future of Dance at PA. She teacher can help a open and in cofidently strode a middle-aged pline, balance, and grace of any sport." com-~ would like to see a growth spurt in the Dance dancer look at dancing man wearing grew cowboy boots and a pur- mented Vanessa White. departmeiit, involving extended hours for in a neat new way. -~ple sweatsuit. With a sweeping, "Hello!" he The performance of this' spectacle wl'go- dancing as a sport and increased interest and Midge realizes that - -, iniated the rehearsal. After an intricate and up May 7, 8, and 9 in the Tang theater.- enrollment in Dance- 25, a choreography there are some compli- self-disciplining warm up at the bar he gave Kirsten Stadler said, "It pleases me to see a course that she is teaching this term. cations with rearrang- everyone a five minute break. full performance goiffi-up which shows that Midge would like to see more opportuni- ing the Dance sched- -.- - -All of the dancers gathered again, excited the dance department is growing and I'm sor- ties for students to choreograph and perform ule, because we do not and ready to'begin the piece. The ballet was ry I won't be here in future years." It will'in- ' their work. The lack of a performance space have entire aftemnoons -eing-choreographed to the beat of Chopin. volve a mix of ballet, jazz, and modem. There dedicated to Dance means that students have devoted to dancing. :-- Barry began to shape and mold everyone's will be a group of student choreographed to ty to get drama lab slots, which are hard to The real keys to re- bodies into beautiful balletic positions. The pieces and other larger pieces choreographed, - conaincomeby, thir orto dane feve untilmovingDancefro isgirl jetted and waltzed around the- studio. Ms. by the our beloved instructors, Midge and the spring Dance Concert. Performing to a isolation here are re- Ferrell, the P.A. ballet mistress, watched the Ms. Ferrell. Nick and Cohn summed up th&- dancer is like acting to an actor, or competing spect and recognition. dynamic Barry and gave occasional comn- experience,"Come see the premier of our to an athlete; it is a vital aspect of developing Camille Willoughby, a ments about spacing and anus. promising ballet careers. Plids, tourjetds, apd the art. Midge feels that there is a lot of talent modem dancer, would Barry decided that there was something pafdechas galore; do these guys now how to brewing amongst the dancers and choreogra- like to see Dance gain Dancing Mammals photo!/ A.Gurry missing. One element that would really make party or what?",

phiers at P.A., but that there is not enough sup- the respect that other - a difference; boys, men, guys. And alas, the

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nous man, dressed in black. The child's eyes delivers entertainment through its harsh un- by Scott Kaiser and Sebastian Frank are turned towards freedom and the title dertones, such as those in What is the pur- "Save His Soul" really hits home. pose of joy?" and "A lifetime twisting in Living Colour's new cover is even more pain" Although lively, loud, and offensive, / ~~~~"Eyes are the windows to the soul, but earscol re to."relly Wth ths feeing nique. Not only is the photo skUig (a per- "Stain" almost brings the same feelings of mindopenyourindos, ar outyourroom son in a torture device/cage) but the plastic home as did Save His Soul". This new al- case is stained blood red. At the same time bum is a bit heavier and, with the addition of- andto lstentograt nw alums:the lues the inner plastic is clear. Doug Wimbish, a new and better bassist, has ~ SaveTraveler's His Sou" and Living On top of all this, these aesthetically a stronger bass feel than Living Colour's ear------~~~~~~~~~~-. ~Colour's "Stain". - lbumEach isencasedin uniqe and ~ pleasing albums come with CDs! lier releases. The lyiics, on the other hand, teresing cversworthalmosthe welvedol- "Save His Soul" is, for the most part, a re- tend to be humorous; We can't tell whether- byMac~eil John (I cannot recall the number of times I've bat- lars on their own. The Blues Traveler's freshing change from the sharp harmonica this was on purpose or not. The earlier Living tledfor withposition friends as weandat home accordion blare of the Blues Traveler's Colour over depended on their outstanding byMac~~~~eil John fled thefried atk.home or oition asw lu ipasasrkn on o nca earlier albums, "'Blues Traveler" and guitarist, Vemnon Reid. Now the band'sounds neardteack) soe Fae- r bbo didS -and tie being drag~i along by a tall, oi "rvlr adTivruThyv nrdcd oecmlt, n odrto It's Senior Spring for the author, a time are items to watch out for, in addition to -TaeesadTiee-hyv nroue oecmlte n odrto when many graduating students consider Travolta dancing shoes. One most also check several new instru- what PA has done for them, and what differ- the t-shirts at any thrift store, because the -- ments, including a ence they have made to this boarding school. shopper may just run across a t-shirt adorned -twelve gauge shotgun- Well, I've contlributed my share of thought on with the Washington Bullets logo or even a and a 9mm automatic this matter, and come to the conclusion that at nationalist slogan. (My favorite: "Nicaragua pistol. However, the

the least, I can pass on my finely-tuned skills must survive") And last but certainly not -old style still strongly at being cheap. Shopping is an activity many least, the thrift shopper must always check for pretstenwm it's about time to share the secret to buying The next category in my list contains is a mixture of quasi- bobo. [this word basically refers to anything those stores my mother often used to visit to square dance tunes and ugly, cheap, dirty, seventies-like, or otherwise find me "nice clothes." Ames, K-Mart, gunfire, bringing two untasteful.] Marshalls, Bradlees, are just a few of very different sides of First off in my guide to purchasing the America's best retail establishments, despite wetr ulture togeth-

most ugly clothes for your money is the thrift their unfortunate lack of the odor of sweat- -- er and giving a familiar store, the most widely'respected outlet for ______feeling of home. ridiculous attire: The most important entity of O h otay theisof thriftstore course the shoesection. "SHOPPING WITH MAC" A boy being dragged photo IJD.Keeley Lvn oors"ti A person being caged photo IA. Gulp, Continued On Page 12

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byPranas Moacir de S~ Pereiraworse fate, a high-speed rendition of every- Nails to Rush to the Beastie Boys to Van faces in New York only six months earlier, I music as yet unappealing to most Andover by______de____Pereira one's favourite Beatles tune, "Rocky Morrison to Mvinistry to Bob Marley., Beyond had spent three years away from the band of ears. Nevertheless, the nocturnal Joan and I Raccoon." The music did not at all seem like all these shirts, people wore shirts of fictitious my love, the band whose lyrics I know by enjoyed the clarinet solQ very much. -I first saw the illustrious Joan as the two common They Might Be Giants fare, but nev- bands like the Blues Brothers and Citizen heart, the band who convinced fne to finally Halfway through the really great show, -

of us patiently awaited the ever-punctual ertheless, we proceeded to the source of the Dick. continue evolution and join the race of the They Might Be Giants played a unique game, - Trombly bus to begin the first leg of our mis- cacophony. Locals informed me that this was Sitting in my comfortable grass seat about human beings. They Might Be Giants, I have mocking in very trite form, the ZOOTV tour sion of truth, equality, and love for all things; Raise, a local band with a lead singer much thirty feet from the stage, I thought about found you at last! by U2, that great spy plane who' sold- our mission to see a free iiftemnoon They too much impressed by M. Patton of Faith No They Might Be Giants. A band from John and John, the funders of They out ...Another story. The band we watched Might Be Giants concert in North Dartmouth, More fame. Thankfully, Raise only lasted for Brooklyn, a pair of men named John, they Might Be Giants finally started the show with and loved played a game called "Spin the"

Massachusetts. The bus ride to Boston, and about 15 minutes (we came late). After their moved into the same apartment building on their backup band, a motley crew of a saxo- Dial," where they would choose a song ran--'- - theni the next one to New Bedford, held only slightly encouraged de- phonist/clarinetist/key- domly from the radio, and then use the chords- a continuous conversation about chemicals, parture, the organizer of ... 'THEY MIGHT BECOIANTS boardist, a trumpeter/key- as a vehicle fr their improvisation. (For biology, and long division, with occasional the concert came out to -boardist, a drummer, and a more on this, check out the Jazz Band concert readings from Hesse's "Siddhartha" and tell all of the losers in " -- ' bassist. The backup band in only a few weekends.) The dubious song Shakespe~~re's"Macbeth". ~the mosh pit up front ~ haf ~~.-.nicely complemented John chosen was "American Woman." Through

The alwaysell-dressedJoan and Ithat They Might Be . . --- Flansburgh's piercing guitar the laughter and the cheers, I could hear that . reached New Bedford, a crumbling city stl Giants would, stop the ' (7<' U7 and voice and John They Might Be Giants had succeeded. They clinging to its glorious past, but now de- show if a mosh pit Linell's polka-rriffic ac- played the song very nicely indeed. In this stroyed by the lack of demand for whale broke out The man fin--'- ~cordion, -- ' bari sax, and also comical flavor, the band continued through [ products. New Bedford-a oneawaig ished his statement an- - -~piercing voice. "Don't Let's the beautiful but windy aftemnoon. city, and the statue of a harpooner in front Of nouncing that "there's aStr, a fvote ht Asheunlwybgntoe, ey -the main library, p~roclai miing "a dead whale great field ver there. if - ,- Sa tl, avrte ta A th sun slowly, beganAto- set., hey The Phillipian 0 NINTH SEVENTH PAGE Api 0§1, poixellep]0A Conversation About

BetterThan the Whole ~~~~~~~~~~M Butterfly byMc~ee Ryan ule, giving each play roughly ten rehearsals. Xhjercis Mendez. For both the experienced MS: Moving on to other things... byMc~~~~~ee Ryan Then come May, a different play would be and the novice, the repertory is givin them a by H. Sharpless, M. Schraft, VS: Like the lighting- Dave Jackson is a Thisthater term's scene is o fullrthateiteach weeknight. chance to show off their creative energies by and V. Sanchez God. Every techie's wet dream. Thi tem'sthatescne s o fll hatit Stewart's second problem was finding ultimately performing different roles nightly. HS: I just have to mention the keyhole- can at times be difficult to keep up with. With people who were willing to make this large As opposed to studying one role for an entire light- pure ecstasy. there more student-directed projects on the time commitment. Many- people expressed term, simply'to go up for one weekend, the VS: I think we should talk about the plot VS: Only the squeak of the rolling set' way, in addition to the production by Mr. great desire to participate, but could not make repertory, much to actors' delight, breaks the fis.caused mental anguish and distraction. Rodgers, this term will be able to fulfill the the commitment, either due to sports or par- monotony by allowing ten performances over HS rM utfl:assy atr- All: Agreed. t ~tof every theater buff in the PA corn- ticipation in either Working or M.Butterfly. a three week period,.etr pr-npie rgdv p MS: So, basically the lights and the sound Behinf thi allactiity~)• a slect Three seniors soon stepped out from the The repertory kicks off Tuesday night, (cheFagakaFngY )metan were amazing. Kudos to Stage Manager, Rebi

.group of individuals, participating in an un- shadows to assume the directorials jobs: May 4, at 7 p.m., the Steinbach Theater (or fortunate French diplomat (Dan Levine) dur-Waswoclealthcusihprft usual experience not often found at the high Morgan Pecelli, Steve Whiteman, and Anya the Drama Lab, fof' those discerning ingmVietnam.wTsistedsromance, bizarresmod- soolee:aflreetrtater,eporiy- Yankelevich. These intrepid souls will be di- Phillipian readers) with The Death of Bessie et'anpoiclcnorosesuchanges, backouts, and more scene change ir~ovsly titled the Phillips Academy Repertory recting Te Death of Bessie Smith (by Smith. Why during the week, you ask? Do VS.: Whoa, challenge! pefrmdwthoalprecin Theater (P.A.R.T.). Edward Albee), The Exception to the Rule they actual expect people to come? The an- MS rlin citta utb en VS: The wigs worked really well. The '~jPA.R.T. is the brainchild of Alex Stewart, (Bertolt Brecht) and Purgatory, (W.B. Yeats), swer is yes. As stated before, all the plays are and read to be truly valued. csue eeaporae lomc n- a visiting scholar in theater. He arrived upon respectively,.n cs iha ppoiaernigtm HS: Subplots fly wild with a phenomenal csue eeaporae lomc n the idaummer latelast s he as prearing Given the brevity of Yankelevich's piece, of forth-five minutes (including the double- creamy spotn ca.Nmey Hced b , tng's sh tpely iue.Ahrfo i for his long joumney from sunny Stanford to Stewart has added a fourth play as a compan- bill). Students looking fr, a study break can Twitchell: weenie chica... the east coast paradise of Andover. ion piece to Purgatory which he will direct hop on over, see a play, and resume their Yourealizoeverynelwasdrivenby luscousadiectingMS: Stewar's biggest problem was creating himself, Arthur Kopit's The Conquest of homework in less than an hour. sex in this play. Even Camille Sze, the con- HSItiobouthtmcstmeefr, te massive time frame which is vital to the Everest. Many may remember Kopit's play Admission will also be very cheap. about vincingublacktoothedtandhseminglyuasexua ConOh Dad uccess.Under Poor Dad..his fromlan, thelas crn-term. Excpt 50 cents(or "two bts",,as Alx would snd.thoughtitwent rintot thistproduction.x pporpnyasucesyUdrsi panshecrnMOSad:oo ad..fomlsttemiEcpt5acntwor"wobiof aAAeswulhayecomuit'asrman aotmhbhmoe-tioIminawufssersumitos n ~papy mets as a class, Theater 52, from 1-3 the same absurd logic in Conquest, by far the Thus, it is possible for-P.A. students to see up ual relationship between Butterfly and draig 'tad 6-8 Monday through Friday, with only lightest piece among four distinctive plays, to five plays per week, if you include the nor- Gallimard (Fang and Levine). V:O a.Ht f oLvn o i e nih rehearsals on Wednesdays. Three direc- which range from social commentary, mal Drama Lab fare on the weekends. HS: And everyone was really creepy. leal otaa faFec cmca tors were needed, each of whom would direct Marxian didacticism, lyrical drama, and The cuhnination of the company will, be a MS: Especially Matthew Goldstein's opsdt rolnshuk a one-act play while stage-managing a sec- broad farce. marathon of all four shows on May 21. character. HS: And Mike Fang, what could be more' Iond. A pool of about ten actors were also Almost as varied as the plays is the ex- Weekly schedules will be posted in several HS: Heather Payne played a much more challenging than paing a member of the'op- sought. Each actor would be given two roles tremely talented group of actors which make prominent locations on camrpus, so you can likable character. I felt sympathy for her as posite sex? in two plays (ideally one large and one up PA.R.T. Experienced actors such as see your favorite show each times it is per- the rejected wife of Gallimard. MS: Perhaps an aardvark, although, "only small). A small group of technicians would Wonbo woo, J.B. Lockhart, and Anthony formed. So come down, a be a part of the VS: But who wouldn't feel sorry for any- a man knows how a woman should act".

-Ithen round out the company. One play would Crawford have joined forces with new blood P.A.R.T. experience! one who was rejected by Gallimard?HSAnkisgLene..baem . be rehearsed per period on a rotating sched- such as Monica Duda, Thomas Nelson, and MS: Anyway, what we're trying to say is HS: And kissint eint.m.bavedman.uc that the supporting cast was fabulous! From VSWhwolntbitmdaebysc * Francisco Contreras to any~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~gmoving be- ~~~~~~eloquence? hrintescCri as toayhn o gb- HS: Levine had a damn tricky part, and \.c~~~~~~Z1~~~~~)IA~~~~~~II~hndthvsri.we all agree that he pulled it off with style. igthywere committed to their actions. wasn't bad itself. MS: They were always energized. HS: Yeah, Liz Twitchell melted my hot H:O ay hnMdm utrl (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\Ui1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~rod. played, my heart was feeling achey, breaky. C )&-~~~~~~.NJ\U!•LiLiD A~~~~~~~~~jL-~~~1jt.5C~~~~~) VS: Come on, Hannah, everyone's going MS: Well, a banana peel and a half to all who partook in this wild orgy of fun and frol- tothat. think I said ics- more fun to come in the Drama Lab. Buff and Spank arrived for their first day Spank were delighted to leamn that they did, by Pete Israel and Amos Barclay of their experience only to find all of their in fact, have co-workers. A total of five peo- scheduled co-workers mysteriously absent. ple (an all-time high in attendance, according,

,~ ntireduraionFo the o lastweekBuffFor the first ten minutes, the pair waited, to culinary legend Virgen Fernandez) actually- and Spank were once again the lucky partici- dumnbfounded that anyone would be so igno- showed up to join among the ranks of Buff

pants of yet another epic event. No, our he- rant as to bag such a cultural, deluge of the adSakssilgemn ae.Hwvr , --- ' ~ roes: didnot return to their following of a cer- time-space continuum. They observed dwarf- the familiar faces filing in to aid our heroes in taw-a;Ztey-haired'hippie, nor did they'wit-,,- like Commons.professionals scurrying-about, their quest were ~Acesotk~spar, Col hee ness -the eenieroastatanual th U.S.performing their respective duties with seem- their fellow peers, actually possess adverse ---

' Osl.Eiibasy Istea, i te tw coortsen- ingly unattainable ardor. After finally con- thoughts towards Commons' Duty? Indeed, -- ter~dtht latino bationof sb-relity cluding that they would be the only ones Biff became quite frightened to witness the known as Commons Duty. Though they were there, they snapped on their "econo-latex" buxom Amy Smith bash a plate into splin- 4at frst cnsiderblynrvous bout ~~'~g proctology gloves and decided to start at "the tered' pieces with a resounding "I hate this '-> 4-

-4n wich i a-feld hey new iffe abut, hey River": a twenty-foot long aluminum oracle place!" Spank's faithful b t drooling compa- * --- ' --- triot Gib stooped to help her pick, up the 7 - ~~ -- - -" ~~- - ~ -~z->'-' --- -~~ - - shards of industrial-strength chinaware. --

- - ~~~~Day3: Ed Chen broke the monotony by going insane. Chanting in tongues, he pro------ceeded to rip off his clothing and baptiew himself in gloiu rvratr. Biff tried hisFre ldaeskoepht/Gui

-- -- - ~ best to remain imperturbed: "I cannot hear him because he is a rabbit" Commons Duty son with a single soul binding passion like derful part of your life in the absolutely most,,, -was suspended for the remainder of the day music, math or being with a lover. But do not unbelievably undeniably best way possible. - as men in lab coats were called in to escort let your energy dissipate into so many innu- mean this school-this world and you.

- ~~~~&' -- -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~- the poor drooling Ed out of the kitchen area. merable and thick streams, that 'you cannot Trust me.- For the final day of their week-long iai- pick out and clearly identify each stream of

- son with destiny, Bff and Spank chowed passion your energy is pushing forward. Friday: 7:30 PM: The Cochran Chapel, a

4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ingu.They then finished the entire daily streams so that each one has the force to flow fun, will be home to the Academy Orchestra

worloawihineigt sconsand continued along freshly and clearly, like something you and Amnadeus, Ensemble at the appointed to do the next three weeks' workload while would want to drink out of if you happened time. This extravaganza will feature such lo- simultaneously redecorating GW. Even upon it in the woods. cal talent as Yoonhee Ahin on piano, Eric Esperanz was impressed. -Lame(- Subtitle B: Where you are Lieu on saxophone, Charles Rickenbacher on Wholethsefreksnear the river? ' photo IA. Gurry And so, after a solid week of enduring Do this sorting and consolidation (for violin, Joshua Rosenblum on French horn, childish cries of "verachievers" from their maximum power) of your energies in the and a visitor from A.H.S., Vera Stupina, on were uiteby elievdhe nes tha thei su-that flowed love, hate, and some godlike or- Commons Duty cohorts, after dodging nu- most magnificent place in the world. PA: violin. Come enjoy the pleasure. wereirte opieerabtinwl beanother inge substance that, after a few tastes, was merous airborne plates thrown by Confessor, Where the gossip is spoken with eloquence.

1~ thn thelogiclthehonord entty, Rv. 'deemed wholly unfit for human consumption. after feeding an unsuspecting Gib one too Where we have under our finger tips the tools Saturday: 3:00 - 5:00: All School Tea af D.L, Subbs.Ands Buff nd Spnk prceed-Spank grinned as Buff scraped a cooled por- many glasses of River water, Buff and Spn of earning, and the Teachers. These people Cooley House. Cake, cookies and humaii' ~i ed itoowels theutter o Commos to ~ tioa of Armenian yak porridge from a bowl put their Commons Duty days behind them, who have been given the honor to honor us flesh. Come join the fun. barkonwad they veweds as nomothing ess itmh-og."ieti, edcaed neaanrtrigt'tersac o with their knowledge. Love them, use them, 5:00: Cookout courtesy of commons." On day two of their excursion, Buff and Spank's missing dad somewhere in Norway. flo h ue nuhs htyuaeal ai oder i etn ikLod, taan adventure of monstrous proportions. to pour forth the energy you possess, into the Bill Langworthy, and Nick Kendrick, better-

- ' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~lapsof these wonderful people (and the laps known as Harvey's Basement, will be entersd of all those around you) so that they feel a taining the eaters with live music for several ~~~~ ~ ~ ~~~,.xf' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~bursting joy when they spew it back at you hours. There will also be human sacrifices. J~~VV/~~~JJ1L3~~~~~~JJ4.~~~~I..~~~1 ILXAJ~~~~~..j~~~J ~with all these wondeiful things that all those 6:30: Movie in Kemper. "Sneakers," star-" __ ~~~~~~Wbillions~ and billions people before us created, ring Robert Redford, Dan Akroyd, and the Lame Subtitle C: You and who you are dreamy River Pheonix, a hilarious movie thaf floodgates are flung open as wide as they can with has nothing to do with footwear. Come and I;

by Hillabigfadiumongouslyswollenose Koob-Sassen possibly ~go and stretch. If you aren't fully And please now that you know yourself, .be entertained. servetoat A, 'hisb bst o allplacs to aware of this rip slammin', absolutely joyful BE in any and all appealing ways with the 7:00: The chamber orchestra returns to, Thisth weekedisnot scoo;goe serlearn andth Ad eisbt dow, but hlaeret feeling ofenergy spewing like 'unquenchably magnificent creatures who are living, eam- the Chapel to rock some more Classical,, whe fori th infomatin. Tso;i lseP youare. Youtare very erylukysSoandgobthr hot lava from deep inside of you, it is because ing, and growing and existing right next to tunes. sc oop t iorat roatmiaiontakagdo oehng tpfroesld all that stuff flowing through the aforemen- you here. In this room, in this school, in this 9:00: The Gong Show, in the memorial '-, ' _____ . . . . I tu-1- . and nassoehw lon it imesefoceino he, ndgie ousef.Yohainercer bttrthanar uiarr'aue t' nw ndim ~Arl30,11993 411) THE NEWS AT TEN G1)' TePilpa

Jewish Cultural Weekend: Bensleys Retire After 42 Years of A Myriad Of Commemorative Events Deia dSrvc toPA by Emily Bamowitzan Grace Kim world as a means of combating fear ing on the silk roads. There, many PnaURIA STAFF WRTR and hatred. married Chinese women. While es- b ae o ______~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PHiLIPIANSTAFF WRITER Alan Combs, a PA vocalist, sang tablishing themselves in Chinese cul- Immediately after the All School two songs in Yiddish duning the ture, these settlers managed to retain Cleanon UpridayApril 4, PA meeting. One was a song of hope for Jewish customs by continuing to cel- Ls itr h noe/bo students congregated in the chapel to the coming of the Messiah; the other ebrate holidays and attend syna- soito fNwYr AAY begin Jewishthe 199 Cultual was a songof mourning for the gogue. celebrated its 29th annual dinner by Weeken.The eekendwas inended eleven millions concentration camp In addition to the Jews in Kifung, honoring Mr. and Mrs. Gordon G. to offer the Andover communiity an victims who died during World War Harbin, and Shanghai, Professor Bensley and his retirement after 42 opportunity to learn about and expe- II. Johnson spoke of and showed slides years of dedicated service to Phillips rience some aspects of the Jewish On Friday evening, guests invited on the Jews in Cochin, in southwest- Academy. A number of speakers de- culture. to the semi-formal dinner in Ropes em. India. Many Jews there live in livered short anecdotes about their The All School Meeting comn- enjoyed a variety of traditional closely-ki communities on the expencs with the Bensleys and mencedwith JSU co-presidents Jewish foods, including noodle kugel Carolla countryside, not too far from thJnlecste eseshdoe

Betsy Bissell and Josh Rosenblum and potato latkes. Everybody enthusi- the coast. They engage in the spice their lives. The event marked the end , announing the weekend's agenda. astically participated in Indian- trade and business and value educa-ofacreofagettahranhu The events ranged from a lecture fea- Jewish songs led by Professor tion highly.mabenwhpierdanwea turing Barbara Johnson, professor of Barbara Johnson. A Shabbat service The movie "Late Summer mabigwopoerdanwea The recently retired Gordon and Audrey Benisley. photo /File Cultural Anthropology at Ithaca in Cochran Chapel followed the din- Blues," shown Saturday night, por- in visual education with Andover," College, to a coffeehouse and dance ner. - rayed the summer experience of a said Joe Wennik, Director of Alumni "master teacher" and remember his arts and communication center in with the musid of the international. A ih M i epr gopo sal engr.Atrga-AfiS instrumental role in the growth of the honor of the Bensleys. A new two- "Aviv" band. -Auditorium, Professor Barbara urating high school, the teenagers con- Art Department and 'the arts in stu- term arts requirement ad also just The keynote speaker, Jennifer Johnson enlightened her audience on sidered their compulsory entry into A Genius of Words and Images dents' curriculum. "Diz was the Pied been passed by faculty. "It was as Justice, eloquently told a story of the the Jewish population in Asia. She the Israeli army and its impact on Piper.. His success in engaging many though the, school, and the alumni, valor of te Danes and Jews during began discussing the origins of the their relationship. "Diz" Bensley '43, who eamned students through the magic of pho- friends, parents are going to, in a World War II. Justice strongly em- Jewish people of China. She stated Later that evening, the "Aviv" his nickname through his drawings of' tography was radical in its inception sense, renew the tradition of the phasized the need for unity in the that Jewish merchants ended up set- band filled the Underwood room flinginftertrave- aeas lke Kfungwih jazy Isaeli usic Thos who Walt Disney characters, served in and totally altered the impact of the Bensleys" through the new changes t~ig ikeKifi aras fte trvel atede ad threl opouit Tos danc World War II with the 11 th Armored visual arts at Andover," said Chris that would bolte arnstdn lie Israeli-style, eat, or just enjoy the at- Division and eamned the Silver Star. -Cook, Art Department associate, in wake of "Diz's" retirement' last mosphere. Following the end of the war, he at- Lolb Hobauz, a colleague of Bensley, year and "Naut's" plans to retire at Jewish Cultural Weekend con- tended the L'Ecole des Beaux Arts in also recalled the Audio Visual the end of th'is year.

'~~ --. cluded with a brunch in Commons Paris and "swept the, studio f Department when it consisted of only Six speakers recollected their ex- Sunday morning featuring an impres- Georges Braques," he wrote in an au- Besle' esnleupetad'precswt h'nly n c sive array of bagels and spreads. tobiographical sketch for his 50th re- the selflessness Bensley showed complishments and influences' that

Manyof partici- this weekend'sunion. ' when he supplemented another faulty the Bensleys had made. 'Jack pants could sense the culture and her- Although Mr., Bensley entered member's salary with his own mon- Reynolds, Director of the Ad'io itage associated with Judaism unifies Yale in 1945 as a philosophy major, ey. Gallery, said that Bensley's "Influ- people all over the world. The leaders he still pur-sl a lifelong dream to ence over the many 'in the business of the Jewish Student Union appreci-beoeaaiainatsfoWatSekrGiePae wrlwhcrebutr"wsa ated everyone who made an effort tobeoeaaiainatsfoWatSekrGiePaewrlwhcrebutr"wsa take part in any of the events, and Disney. "Chemistry was my down- great help to the expansion of art in And the band played on ... Aviv last Saturday night. photo / ngster they hope that many return next year. fall," he remembers, I spent more The AAANY, or "Annie," is the Andover. John Ratte '53, a former time blowing glass [figurines] than largest of Andover's 13 regional as-' student, spoke of Bensley's "colossal concentration on lab experiments." sociations and includes alumni from informality and accessibility" ad, to ~~~~.Ii~~~~~t~~~ot~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ 25,()()() ~~~~~~~~~~He quickly accepted a job as an art. New York, western Connecticut, and him, Mr. Bensley meant "design and teaching assistant to Pat Morgani at northern New Jersey. In the past, the vision." Wolff declared that "life Andover offered by then-headmaster AAANY has held large-scale events without the Bensleys at Andover is Claude Fuess, who later forgot that that reflect and celebrate the unique like the Fourth of July without, fire- (ilfti For S ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hehied him. and special aspects of Andover as a works." by Kell NoeleTrainr, Eckly, and McCaslin, Dean of Studies, are coor- can research gender issues. Some 'of Since his background in art was leader among schools, such as the The Bensleys hv ae~ia Jhansi Reddy dinating the project. the 75 Andover students and faculty weak, Bensley spent one summer faculty trip to Russia five years ago contributions to the arts at Andover. Pk~lLPUNSAFF VRrMRSThe purpose of the Women's members who attended the meeting studying at the Institute of Design in and last year's trip to China. Mr. Bensley had, according to Cook, -. ~~~~~~~~~~~~Centerwill be to offer support and Suggested that there also be a fitness Chicago, where he was introduced to On', 'February '24, 1993, Mr. increded the enrollment in-,rt Abbot-alumnae recently present- provide educational and recreational center, health education program, a Bauhaus philosophy,, pjtogas.Bney ndNu,"Ade'sik cuet"fo 50oroaya'ith ed the school with a' $25,000 endow- outlets to female students and faculty. counseling groups. A major co~chm adphtgapy i return to name, were honored by approximate- -1950's to 1200 by the '.late '60's." ment bonus to start a Women's Although this facility will be primari- voiced at the meeting was that people Aiidover was "awesome, in the origi- ly 150 alumni at the New York Their 42 years of service have, pro- Center in Abbot Hall. A meeting, ly for women, men will also be al- would not walk to the center because nlsneo h od"H e tltcCu.WlimKumn f ue wrns fteat nmn held onWednesday, April 21 at lowed to attend. Plans for the center of the distance and lack of adequate Audrey Nye, and the two married, and Dutch Wolff, the co-chairmnen of students and even sparked inspiration Cooley House solicited the sugges- include meetings, seminars, and lighting. tions from students and faculty mem- guest speakers discussing women's More meetings will be held to fi- Thetdhver livaedBiho WilHlthe soitosre smse f o aer rsi tes r bers as to what the money should be issues. To attract pepeto the center, nalize plnand smooth over AndverCotage Biho ~ot ceremonies. Bensley Bensley was "the kindest, people plans, logisti- SalisburyryHoseHouse, and nowpaietin Kufan '3, hoiscordna- os cnsierte ac invested in. Rebecca Sykes, Dean of the Abbot alumnae have, suggested cal problems involved with the pro- os nM~Cy Kumn 5,woi oria- ms osdrtms ain ffc Abbot Cluster and Acting Dean of that the center have a kitchen, televi- ject. All women are encouraged to at-Ste.Hehshi inte caso193sfrehr- uty"wte eniltetarc- Comnuitiy Affairs and Multicultural sion, and VCR. For educational pur- tend future meetings to voice opin- snadtwdager.union this spring, announced that the late, a genius of words and images." Development, along with Susan poses, the center will possibly in- ions and make suggestions. Clege aldBnly a caswl iac omi h e clude a small library where students

Co~leai nonAMPUS B~"RIEFS'- th e Andover-Exeter Football game, to a coordinated "night glow',presenta-, ducers such as the tremendous amount of energy and land that goes into rajs- College Fair tion. ~~Look for the Seasons hot air-balloon team at future ballooning expedi. ing cattle and other grazing animals. On Wedniesdaiy night; a student from, -. - ~~~~~~~~~~~~tions.You'll recognize~ the by their~sso d up RXV, and'the matching pur 'Tufts University, Alex Brosan, spoke in the Underwood Room. Bros repre- ~~Mbzxdaevernngfrom 5:00-00 students wilhv eyseilapr l ai akt. ' - 'serited SEAC (Student Environment Action-Coalition), a , that pursues-

!~ntRolearn abourt'iwide variety of colleges and universities'at the fifth a-n --- 'wy o tdnste novdi h envriment. Brosan, iokeinspitfg-

i~li~iilhpsAcademhy College Fair. Rtpresentatives from over 140 schools - Lan Library - 'ly 'abopt how importat our generation.'is-to the ervimiental movemeit ~t~ltoverthe 66untiwlibeithCaoaner qusingv u i--' Jessica Lufit,',co-head, of Earth friends, also announced that during the-'Wek 'i iad help studens, expl~ro options before the summer. The tiring is -The Loa n Library is having a raffle -books for a CD player. Buy chances' of either April 26 or May 3 Earth friends will hiave a campaign to save land in ~c~ Uppera and students from. all classes are welcome as are their par- for a Personal ClD Player an~d other great prizes with'clean, current' edition therairnfbrest by buying former livestock lands and gividg it btkthe indige- -~nati n fcut adthircilre reiniedt tke printsevt, extboks. Bring books to the LOANIIBRARY-. the drawing will-be held at, pous peoples of Central America so that they mxay farm t lanid-in the way

~to'st~have ablast (See:Pagea 12 for a list of colleges participating.) - the end of spring term. First prize, is, a, proaCDlyrscond prize is i that Their people had done it for hundreds'of yer -with, vegetables, a much

-' - -- -' ' ~~~~~~~~PASweatshirt donated by Athletic Department; third' prize is 'two'Loan less damaging way of reaping benefits from the earth. it, one is iteested in

' -- 'fl~TFly! Library Mebrhp '$9,fourth prize includes terrific Apple T-Shirts - otiuigt hscuecte'wllb oainbxspae rudcmu donated by the Computer Centr and bfi rz is'a Fantastic PA Mouse all week.

- Y- 530 P.Mz:As a- purple recreational vehicle adorned with Pad-' donated by the Computer Center. '> ,

~ dishsandrnultilengt e aals came to a halt behind the library., - - '- - Vandalism n'GrAv0e Hall'

g~ st~iens -qeuedup behind,' the vehicles entry amp to see the Womien's Forumn Reacts to Stripper '-''' ' ins'htarta unload th balloon "AXir America." The balloon is Over- the past two years, the - *' eandplotedby' Rockwell's own Kenny Weiner. Ntooln gin commemoration of a fellow student's birthday, stu- 'men's bathroom- in Grave Hall has- S~asortHot AuBalloonTeam is based out, of Akron, Ohio. Weiner's dents in a certain male dotm, purchased the services of a female stripper. The been continttously vandalized in the

ei~arol piltsber -90.000 cubic'foot alloon,)' "Seasons," in house counselors-,of the dorm found out'about the incident and had'a'dorm ~ '~form of writing on' the, walls. Every " C;salver the -world, touching down in: France,' AustralIia, and rueming. Women'sForum,, i teiw&ky 6:,30 meeting on y, '-dn~this time the Walls-are painted over he, M~~ixieor -' - ---' ' - - - - ~~~~~~~~~weekin the common roori f Stu~rt addressed thsissue: that has hutrt many writing just rapas Kids,' an- Q-eIii~alon is, fully equipped with. a altimeteri rate of descent faculty-~members' elig. Some-,Pifie boys who were present at the birth-. gered by their nmswitten, into' gauge, Plus rai'abiefit ad dyparty cme totemeeting anid liieihe to whtteForum hdt a.Oe tewlshv cace it h outside temperature- gauoge--all member of Women's~ Foruim, MOmtt Leir '93,fiot spakng for Womeni's very plastr of the, wall. However, for the'low price of $12,000., The, Forum, was- disappointed-thatsomd vf the boy's seemed- to not,~ti~rrh about a week ago, the music7 depart-, balloonncludes a '20, gllons why so many people so stronigly iisapproved of the: hiring o1f the stripper int installed two white-boards propane tank which supplies I to Lear pointed out that strippersan pornography obetf'onn-o iigOnto the Walls, along with'an- erase

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by Jane Chen and Heather Morgan This ban is obviously ineffective since the Allegheny College Hobart College University of St. Andrews/Scotland PMUIPAN STAFF WR=TRS U.S. imports large numbers of grapes from AmrcnUiestyColgofteHyCrs St. Aoni's CollegeMrln Chile. American 'University of Paris Howard University St. Johrn's ColleerMaryln it was 6:45 P.M. on-Wednesday when Furthermore, American capitalists ex- Amherst College Ithaca CollegeStLarneUirsy we walked into the deserted, cold, andi emp- Ploit the lack of environmental restrictions Babson College Johns Hopkins University St. Michael's College ty Kemper Auditorium, wondering whether in third world countries. American factory Bard College KeynCleeSimmo ance College we were at the right place. Then we noticed owners losing money because of rigid envi- Barnard College Lafayette CollegeSimnColg three pe ople sitting on stage with their legs ronmental regulations are likely to move to Bates College Lake Forest College Skidmore College 0 dangling- restlessly, and asked, "Where is other countries where laws are less restric- Beloit College Lawrence University Smith College everybody?" They seemed confident that a tive. Bennington College Lehigh UniversityUnvriyothSuh/eae crowd would rush i soon, but several min- So what do we do as environmentally Boston College Lewis & Clark College University of Southern California utes passed and still no one had appeared. concerried students? (And we know you al Boston University -Macalester College Southern Methodist University Finally, the speaker, a leader of SEAC are.) First of all, RECYCLE! Also try to Bradford College University of Maine/Orono Spelman College- (Student Environmental Action 'Coalition) purchase products with a minimal amount Brandeis University Marietta College Swarthimore College Alex Brozan arrived, casually dressed like a of packaging. Alex suggests that we all tr Brown University Massachusetts Institute of Technology Syracuse University typical environmentally conscious college to cut back on our meat consumption, not Bryn. Mawr College Univ. Massachusetts/Am-herst University of Texas/Austin, student. We decided to move to the just for animal rights or health reasons, but Bucknell University Univ. Massachusetts/Lowell Trinity College I Underwood room, where it was sunny, corn- for the environment! Meat production is one - California Institute of Technology McGill University/Canada Trinity University/TIX fortable, and more pleasant for discussion, of-the most disruptive processes to the envi- Carleton College Merrimack College Thfts University Suddenly, people began to fill the room. ronment. It uses large amounts of water, Camegie Mellon University University of Miam'i Tulane University We gathered in a circle, and Alex began to fuel, and land, and cow manure releases Case Western Reserve University Miamri Univ./Ohio Union College explain the purpose of SEAC. It is an orga- methane which pollutes the air. I University of Chicago University of Michigan US Air Force Academy nization that links student environmental Although young people have the fewest Clark University Middlebury College US Air Force ROTC Clarkson University Mount Holyoke College-US Military Academy groups across the country. He began to elab- rights-of anyone in the country, we have an Cako nvriyMutHloeClee ortnhow empowering it is to realize impact on the world. Student groups suc- CobClegMuenrgolgeUAmyRT US Naval Academy- -that there are several thousands of students ceeded in pressuring Governor Cuoo of Colgate University University of New Hampshire who' share the same environmental con- N'ew York to cancel his initial involvement Colorado College New York UniversityUSNvlRT cerns. He considered human relations a part in the Hydroquebec project, an environmen- University of Colorado/Boulder Northeastern UniversityVadritUvesy ofour environment and expanded the defmn- tally damaging power plant. After CooinnnvertictoCoegObri College University ofNorDaeVsr College ition of environmental concerns to include the dangers of the plant, students at nvriyo olg bri olg nvriyo emn racism, economic inequality, sexism, homo- Dartmouth and Tufts were able to pressure CrelUiest cietlCleeWk oetUiest phobia, disempowerment of youth, and edu- their administrations to divest funds from Datotiolg hoWsea nvriyWsigo e nvmt cation. He firmly believes that to save the the project' Alex suggests that we investi- DaisnCleeUvritofOgnWshgonnvriy - earth, we must solve societal conflicts, since gate our school's investments, to see DeioUnvrtynvrsyofPnylaaWeesyCleg they're all interconnected in our human en- whether any of them are potentially daa- DickinsoniollegetPppemdoneniversit Westeyangniv estyaColg vironment. ing to the environment. We shouldafid Dre University PromodneCollege WetoVrii Collegelyn One example of an environmental issue out where the food in Commons DueUiesiyPoieceCleeWeaoiolgEarlharn College University of Puget SoundWhitman College tangled up in a social problem is environ- Towards the end of the meeting, Earth Earmolleg University ofen'UnietSondatieColg mental racism. Factories often dump their Friends members shared their frustrations EmrUnvsiyQe'snirit/adaW tirColg - toxic waste in poor areas where the inihabi- with the student body's unenthusiastic atti- Frnln&Mrhl olg nvriyo elnsWilliam SmiCollege tants are largely minorities. Factories delib- tude towards environmental concerns. Alex George Washington University Reed CollegeWiiaSmtCoeg erately choose these sights, because minori- responded, "We all understand intellectually - Georgetown University Rensselaer Polytech. Inst. University of Wisconsin/Madison problems are, but. we need to feel Gttysbury College University of Rhode Island Cleeo ose ties tend to have less political representa- what the rep Goucher College Rhodes College ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WorcesterPolytechnic Institute tion- However, if the waste was dumped in a them in our gut-it's hard to get people to Goucherl College RhodUnersitllegeerit wealthy white neighborhood, the inhabi- feel about recycling unless they live next to Hamilton College University of Rochester tants would have the power to prohibit the a landfill, or have visited one." ap eColgRchsrJututofThnoy disposal of waste in their community. But he closed with a refreshing thought. Environmental problems are internation- "We've started a movement and it's work- Haverford College Rutgers University

al problems. One example is the "circle of -ing. We're creating a new culture that is poison." For instance, grapes imported from more environmentally aware, but we can't ± ~hil:ae srayd- ithcyanide. Although- -have protests without -parties..,"-So. let's. ---- ~T ~ I cyanide is legal in Chile, it is a lethal pesti- save the earth and have fun while we're at JL to P A) . .. / .LLV. cide which has been banned in the U.S.. it. after 1-ea',ding tePhillipiant/

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-d~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~~- April 30,,1993 O@ THE ABSOLUT END O@ The Phillipian FETUESSPRT Faculty in the process," says Underwood. New Head- The President of the Board expects that "quite a few names" will emerge ocG Baseball... 411_;, m~naster... Andover starts advertising in educational magazines, and consulting "faculty,EGOFUBS AL * NEW HEADMASTER Alumni, and friends" for recommendations Continued From Page 4 Continued From Page 5 Continued From Page 7 of people for the position. manage a win, losing, 5-1. hits to record the win. Judd Brackett '95 tk selected by the' Spigo 9. newo eakn nM~mrsc er and Katie Shields '95 turned in the only win of 'the mound in the topof the sixth and threw twvo also envisions that the new Headmistress or retirement, Underwood said, "He will sure- the day, firing a forty-three, despite trong, perfect innings to bring home his first save'of master will possess "pure vision as well as ly be remembered as one of our great bitter winds coming from the north. John the season. He struck out thiree batters without knowledge" in administration and educa- Headmnasters. However, thirteen years is a Nelson '94, golfing in the two spot, won his giving up a single hit or run. tional foresight. Underwood sees the indi- long time, and in today's changing, dynarn- -match decisively after starting slowly. On the The highlight of the second game was te vidual as someone who can be trusted to ic, and complicated world, it's all you can short second hole, Nelson missed a hole-in- pitchinghofu seni rmie Q itlebaum.rG.Q make thoughtful, broad policies for the expect from someone." Underwood sympa- one by mere inches. pthdtefl ee nig ihn rb * Academyin the future. thized with the rest of the community's con- Even tough spirits are down, the lememsStstrikinguoutwtwonandonotigivingpup aisin Acaemyinhe utue. hizd wth he estof he ommnitgleon walk.ughspiussasedocannontamwasalkbackedannnbc by thebytbata This selection process marks a mile- cern that the process is still nebulous. "I anticipates to break their slump with a strong of Jeff Cannon '94, who doubled in the sixth stone for Phillips Academy because it is the hope to come out of the Board Meeting performance tomorrow against Deerfield. inning with two outs, a full count, and the bases first time that Andover Faculty will be in- with a much clearer picture." Underwood is ______loaded to bring in the game-winning runs. volved. Underwood recently consulted Pete confident that the new Headmaster will rep- Coach Cline commented "It was a huge hit," Joel, the Dean of Faculty, and the Faculty resent change, excellence, and an exciting adding, "Jeffjust hammered it." Administrative Committee (AdComm) new experience for Phillips Academy as heAlso spectacular at the plate (as usual) were about choosing the faculty to serve on the guides Andover into a new era. Mike Sullivan '94, Harris, Coleman, committee. "This is a big jump to include U SOFTB1ALL Quattlebaum, and Dan Kiewlich '95. Continued From Page 4 Wilbraham & Monson against Everett High, the Blue took to Isharn Andover lazily breezed by W&M field for a second time. Although the contest Academy's poor excuse for a baseball team. withEveettlooedo bea fghtto he ndAlthough the score was a close 7-1 after the 79ST N. MAIN- ANDOVER ~ ~ ~ ~ ~th eettBloehd ther ansgthe ends third inning, PA managed to squeak out eight 79N. MAIN ST* ANDOVER the Big Blue had other plans. The girls more runs in the fourth inning, just in case of a Across from the Fire Station jumped on the Everett hurler, driving in seven W&M comeback. Parking Available~On Side of Bldg. runs during their first at-hat. The Everett Fortunately,' W&M's pitiful attempts at a

* - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~749-7022' squad closed the insurmountable gap to 73, comeback never amounted to anything, al- but the Blue widened it again to 10-3 in the though their incredibly inept players did pro- ~~#~~: ~OVER 20 D -FFRENT top of the fourth. The unsinkable Everett vide many entertaining moments for the PA squad came back, however, unleashing its faithful at the game. The final outcome prompt- COFFEES-5FEATURED ~~hidden hitting prowess. The Andover defense ed the ever-curious Kiewlich to inquire, " Wait

- -..~~~~. ~~~DAILY suffered a shocking lapse, giving up five uns a miute . .. was that their JV or their JV2?" in the top of the fifth. Although their isn't enough space in this GOURMET MUFFINS BAGELS COOKIES Th aecniuda izigpcnewspaper to list all the PA'hits or all the the two teams trading licks for the duration of W&M errors, it is sufficient to say that there EVERYTHING BAKED FRESH the game. The Blue held on, emerging from were a lot Everyone on the PA team got a the contest unscathed with a 11-9 victoiy be chance to play as Coach Clime prudently pulled ALL DAY ON THE PREMISES hnJaso'stogdfsenditngnd his starters after the fourth inning. Clark's effective relief pitching. Coach "Nebraska Nightmare" Seth Knight '4 ESPRESSO AND CAPPUCCINO IN 10 FLAVORS Drench was pleased with the strong perfor- registered the win on the mound, getting help from Kiewlich, Parise, and Brackett who BAGEL SANDWICHES mance that Andover put forth in the face of nthdhsscn aeo h esn suchcomptitin,ading "PAwas tilltoo The Blue continues to dominate the league, inconsistent defensively, but used its speed and next week's adversaries, Exeter and and bunting skills to great effect. Jessie Cushing, should prove lambs for continued Drench '95 pitched well until she had to leave slaughter. GETTING INTO AN ~~~~~~~thegame, Amy Clark shut the door, and Robin McLellan '93 had two hits. Clark also hdteehits, playing an impressive al-Cylg. IXTY LEAGUE SCHOOL around game." P oree oFl by people who've done it River to take-on Durfee High. The lengthy bus ride sapped the girls of their energy, leav- U CYCLING ing themDurfee fat-footed kocked outContinued From Page 5 Send $4.00 for a pamphlet sting the flat-footed; Durfee ncked out rible] bike that Chuck ripped me off six hun- staringpitcerrow in he ift andled7-2 dred dollars for!" written by current Harvard students after five.Thuneatdgrstam ocegin (cash or check) Once again, PA came back with a smTheueedaoterteams' he ocw in vengeance. Peachy and Jil Imbriano, '95 smtedalohrtas'opsfwing to: MeredithJ~~~~~~~~~~agby~~ripped back-to-back homers to start a five-rn ntertet-n ierc sDnel to: MeredithBagby ~ ~~~~~~~~~rallyin the top of the seventh. With the score Sadler '94 broke away and grabbed first WinthropCenterMail 154 ~ ~~tiedin the bottom of the seventh, Durfee place. Captain Liz Roberts '93 finished sec- Cambridge, MA 02138-5724 threatened to take the game, sending a runner ond after powerfully climbing the final hill to to third. A Durfee batter then launched a shot fiihaedo lohr.~Ly ope 9 to right, only to watch as Francesca and Effie Milner '93 both finished strongly. Antifortario '95 made a spectacular snag and The day was good for all, and the girls look fired a bullet to the plate. Catcher Asquith ahad to thier ninth strait win at 1nterschols in laid down a solid tag to complete the double May. play and end the game in a dramatic 7-7 tie. Through all the problems that P.A. faced, KPU~~~~m I ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WithK U TI such a plethora of talent and speed at' the cycling team excelled and pulled off three its fingertips, the Girls' Softball team looks to impressive overall wins, forcing the compei- h~~kw(~~ii~g & 4~~yhp utilize this versatility in another doubleheader tion to reconsider joining their own respective tomorrow. Cluster Softball leagues. OpenSUNDAY,11-4 o yspTr ckm..highlight of the afternoon was the perfor- Boys Track. . 0 ~mance displayed by Jeremy Nichols '93'2 Entering the 400m for the first time this sea- Telephone 470-1 544 son, Nichols scorched his way to a thrilling BOYSTRACK first place victory. Nichols later returned in E ~~~~~~~~~AVENUE ~~ ~~CHAPEL (at Andover Inn) mrvitie.Continued From PageS th damhrleyoem.i eon'wno ffieeorevicoris.Philpott began by crush- tedy ANDOVER, A ing his opponents in the shot put' and fol- Despite fine performances, including lowed by out-hurling the opposition in the Trevor Bayliss' victory in the 800m and discus. The coaches, in dire need of points to Andover's win in the 4X400 relay, NMH was just too strong. However, the team is not dis-

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