The original first edition of The Lolita Method was written and published by Freedom Storehouse Press in 1989, with a second edition printed in 1991. I have since revised and updated the text. The book was co-written with a friend of mine who has given me permission to revise and post it. At the time I wrote this, I was not PRED. I was just a humble public school teacher with a dream. I left teaching and a failed first marriage soon after I completed the first draft of The Lolita Method, relocating to New York City. There I met a host of underground writers in the 'zine world. I showed one of them my manuscript for The Lolita Method, and he turned me on to Freedom Storehouse Press. They printed and published the book, and it was distributed under the counter in porno shops and headshops. Anyone who has a copy of the first or second edition has a real collector's item. I've been looking for an extra copy for the last couple months now, but no luck so far. If you have one, put it up on e-bay. I've had an offer for $100 for the book, which is amusing because it was printed on cheap paper with a staple binding. Well, that's enough reminiscing for one day. Enjoy .. Anti-Disclaimer: Oh, COME ON! "The Lolita Method" is the sole property of PREDATOR Press Intl. Comments, questions, death threats please e-mail [email protected]. The Lolita Method The Sure-Fire Way to Pick Up Forbidden Girls by Scott Donner aka PREDATOR with Bill Humbert The authors would like to thank the following for their continuing inspiration, effort and support: The Humbert Society of America (Hard Cocks in Search of Young Twat); Lolitas Everywhere (Thank God for Clueless Cum-Dumpsters); Stupid Parents ("Our daughter would never do anything like that ..."); Vladimir Nabokov (For providing us with a vision and a name); Andrea (Doinkin) Dworkin, Catherine (MacKuntin) MacKinnon & the Femi-Nazi Sisterhood (For providing us with crucial insight into adolescent female psychology which we routinely exploit); The FBI & Law Enforcement Agencies Throughout the World (Catch us if you can, assholes!); Our Wives & Girlfriends (For providing us perfect cover & fuckable daughters); Our Future Prey (May your brains be empty and your pussies tight) ii. INTRODUCTION I'm going to make this short because I hate books with long introductions. I do, however, want to take a brief moment to tell you what this book is all about, in case you haven't already figured it out. Objective - To Attain & Maintain the Sexual Presence of “Forbidden” Girls in Your Life Yes, you read that right. The "Lolita Method" is quite simply, a systematic approach to bagging “forbidden “girls” in their formative years” (although we do address the issue of Little Lolitas as well). This book delivers in clear, concise, step-by-step instructions what other "How to Pick Up Girls ..." authors won't even dare to suggest. The Lolita Method openly addresses the varieties of teeny-bopper twat available in the statutory meat marketplace and provides the proven strategies best suited to acquiring those coveted young cunts. For some of you (parents, cops, preachers, feminists, lesbians and sensitive [emasculated] males) the language and ideas presented in this study may offend, repulse and, perhaps, induce you to near homicidal rage. Oh well, there's nothing I can do about that. It's your fucking fault for picking up the book in the first place. So fuck you. You make me want to puke, too. For those of you considering getting into the Lolita Sweepstakes or just curious about what Bill and I have to say, I bid you welcome and hope you find our work as fascinating and as stimulating as we do. Others of you will have come to the point where you are ready to take that next step and plunge into the forbidden paradise of “young-adult” poontang. Thank God you found us before venturing into these often troublesome waters without being at least somewhat briefed concerning what to expect and how best to proceed and succeed. For the experienced Humbert, we hope our research provides you with some new and innovative tactics for increasing your Lolita "kill" ratio. We also hope you appreciate our efforts to at long last collect, collate and chronicle all the various and sundry seduction methods which have proven so successful all these years. (Oh yeah, and the case studies are pretty hot, too.) What you have before you is over twenty combined years worth of painstaking research, and as far as we know The Lolita Method stands as the most comprehensive work devoted to the art of fucking “forbidden” girls ... ever. If you don't agree, please, do us all a favor and introduce us to something that considers the issue in the same simple language and puts forward an even more practical plan of attack. We would like to read it. I, for one, am always willing to learn. No, the "Lolita Method" is not 100% guaranteed for every “forbidden” girl in every circumstance. We don't need to make hollow promises to satisfy our readers. Rest assured, however, that if you do read this book and seriously (and I mean seriously) make an effort to implement our strategies you will succeed in your quest to fuck “forbidden” girls!!! That's not a guarantee ... it's a fact! All you need to bag bimbettes is a little patience, a little courage and a great game plan. So, let the "Lolita Method" be that master plan, and leave the details to us. Overall, no matter who you may be or what kind of agenda you may have brought to these pages, the "Lolita Method" presents an excellent opportunity for everyone to explore the psyches of those of us who like to fuck “forbidden” girls. The Method also examinines the issue of sex with “forbidden” girls from a wholly different (and may I add enlightened) perspective. For those who would read this book in an attempt to gain insight into the methods of the Humbert and thus thwart his efforts -- parents, law enforcement officers, femi- Nazis and preachers -- go ahead and try. But I should warn you of something first. Humberts have been hanging around fucking your precious little daughters since civilization began, and we'll continue to bust their tight cherries no matter what you and your pathetic "morals" have to say about it. So, why don't you just lie back and enjoy it. Who knows, you might find a little Humbert in yourself as well. So, without further adieu ... welcome to my world. Scott Donner April 1, 1995 ____________________________________________________ 1 In the Beginning Before we begin our Lolita Quest, two short narratives would, perhaps, be in order. These are the stories of the two authors' first recorded "kills," and we are using them here to illustrate a few points. First ... Humberts come in all shapes, ages and sizes. For the most part, seducing Lolita has very little to do with how you look or how much money you have in your wallet. Like prime real estate, prime "forbidden" pussy is all about location. The successful Humbert places himself in a location where a fresh cunt just comes strolling by. Think of the hunter sitting in his tree stand above the skittish young doe who is oblivious to the fact she's in the cross hairs. Second ... The disadvantage of your age is actually an advantage. The trick is learning how to turn the tables and transform yourself from a "Dirty Old Man" to the "Experienced Older Man." Like Nabokov's Humbert (from the novel Lolita, required reading for any man obsessed with "forbidden" cunt), adult males and only adult males can provide what Lolita is really looking for, which leads us to our next point. Third ... Lolita's primary desire in life is to become and feel like a "real, grown-up woman." We call this adolescent obsession the Lolita Urge, and it is responsible for dictating almost 100% of Lolita's actions and reactions. The Humbert who can manipulate this urge is the Humbert who routinely scores kills. Fourth ... Lolitas can be broken down into seven primary categories: the Stoner, the Gold Digger, the Average Girl, the Romantic Artist, the Virgin Mary, the Ugly Girl & the Freak. Recognizing Lolita's type immediately puts you at the advantage. Certain strategies work better with certain types of girls. All you need to do is plug it in. Although neither Bill nor I were consciously aware of these crucial factors when we began individually bagging bimbette pussy years ago, we did, however, instinctively pursue certain courses of action that utilized all four rules of thumb. Before we delve into the Method, then, perhaps it would behoove us to take a closer look at the humble beginnings of your humble Humberts. Scott's Story My first "forbidden" "kill" occurred when I was just 18 years old, in the summer between my senior year of high school and my freshman year in college. At the time I was a hot-shot, young musician (a trumpet player if you really must know) who had just been awarded a music scholarship to a major Midwest University. That summer, I found work as a Counselor In Training (CIT) at a summer music camp sponsored by a local college. This was your basic "live-in" type arrangement with about 100 kids ranging from 11 to 17 occupying college dorm rooms, attending orchestra rehearsals and private lessons, and performing weekly concerts in the city park.