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Tree Wars: By Randy Bailey ly reached the offices of Congressman George Radanovich. Upon hearing the The Judge Decides Reunited In an emotional ceremony at the story, Radanovich’s office arranged to August Golden Valley Chamber of have two flags that had actually flown By Randy Bailey Commerce meeting, fire victim Mary over the United States Capitol building Ann Rykema-Williams received what shipped to Vick for the presentation, After a vitriolic war of words she tearfully said she missed the most in complete with a letter of authenticity that had neighbors in the Ranchos the aftermath of the fire that tore through from Congressman Radanovich. choosing sides between CM&N her home in June: the flags that were pre- Although shipped in square boxes, Nursery’s John Finley and sented to her upon the death of her veter- Chamber member Bill Whyman deter- Fernwood Nursery’s Mona Diaz, an husbands. mined that the proper form for presenta- a Madera County Small Claims “You have no idea what this tion of a flag to a veteran’s widow was Court judge reached a decision means,” Rykema-Williams said as the traditional triangular fold with noth- based on the evidence presented to Chamber President Ollia Ridge present- ing but the blue field and four represen- him and has ruled for Finley’s ed the two flags on behalf of the tative stars showing. Both flags were CM&N nursery. Chamber and the residents of the folded in that manner prior to their pres- The decision, which was Madera Ranchos. entation. entered Aug. 8, six days after their After the fire (see Ranchos Overcome with emotion, Rykema- court appearance, required Diaz to Independent June 2006: “Teddy to the Williams’ graciously thanked all present pay Finley $648.65 for the dam- Rescue!”), Rykema-Williams stayed in and again marvelled at the sense of com- aged signs Finley had accused contact with Chamber munity she felt from people in the Diaz of destroying. Diaz has 30 Secretary/Treasurer Virginia Vick. As Ranchos. days to comply or appeal the deci- they talked, the flags from Rykema- “I’ll never forget this,” she said as sion. Williams’ previous marriages kept com- she said her goodbyes and was helped In a case that revolved around ing up so Vick swung into action. After from the Chamber of Commerce’s meet- legally and illegally placed signs making several dead-end calls, she final- ing room by her granddaughter. for Finley’s nursery throughout the Ranchos, the final decision by the judge determined that even if Dog Death Stuns Ranchos the signs were placed illegally, another party doesn’t have the A senseless, brutal hanging of pulled on the rope until the dog’s right to destroy them. Although a Border Collie on July 31 - Aug. 1 hind legs were barley touching Diaz claimed to have never from a tree on Road 38 between the ground. The rope was then touched any of Finley’s signs, the Dublin and Avenue 13 has gained secured to the tree so that the dog judge determined that people notoriety throughout the state, but could not break free. associated with Diaz had. with nearly $6,000 in reward Because of the heinousness The decision, at less than money posted for information lead- of the crime and because no tips $650, was a far cry from the ing to the arrest of the perpetrators, appeared to be forthcoming, in an $5,000 Finley sought, but ulti- authorities are no closer to solving unprecedented move, Fresno Area mately the judge ruled that the this barbaric act of cruelty now than Crime Stoppers prepared a profile only compensation Finley was they were three weeks ago. of the the shocking murder. While entitled to was for the cost of his To date, two tips have come the coverage of an animal abuse signs that had been destroyed. into the Madera County case might seem unusual for Finley had sought the cost of his Sheriff's Department but neither Crime Stoppers, “It’s the way in signs plus travelling expenses to has panned out. “We've come which the killing was carried out pick up and place the signs, as up empty on both,” said Erica that has captured the attention of The death of this male Border Collie that was cruelly hanged in the Ranchos has generated no leads or tips to date. At present, the reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the per- well as lost income for the periods Smith, public information offi- Crime Stoppers,” said Sheriff petrator is almost $6,000. that the signs were down. cer for the Sheriff’s department. John Anderson. “It goes beyond Both sides presented evidence The story began with a call cruel and vicious, this calculated number one goal – to help law felony animal cruelty charges. at the hearing, including log received by the Sheriff’s depart- killing can only be described as enforcement find those responsi- The Madera County Sheriff’s records from Diaz’trucker husband ment on Tuesday, Aug. 1 at horrific and sinister in nature.” ble for the lynching. Department is hoping a tip might stating he was not in town when around 7:24 a.m. It was reported Those involved with the tap- Offers of monetary rewards help deputies find those behind the the incidents were alleged to have that a dog had been found with a ing have the arduous task of try- have been streaming into the hanging. Anyone with information occurred, but ultimately the judge rope tied around its neck hanging ing to recreate what occurred Sheriff’s department since the about the killing is urged to call the found for Finley based on the from a tree. Whoever lynched the without being so completely dis- news first broke and to date the Madera County Sheriff’s strength of the evidence presented. dog threw the rope over a branch turbing to viewers that it back- reward fund stands at nearly Department at 559-675-7770 or The bad blood between par- approximately 10 feet high and fires and ruins Crime Stoppers’ $6,000. Those caught could face toll-free at 1-800-560-4911. ties may end with this decision but rumors are already circulating that questions of proper zoning for MID Claims Suit Victory; Taxpayer’s Assoc. Vows Appeal BOTH parties may be the next round in these “Tree Wars.” The Madera Irrigation District release that Cobb, “... has caused a review” said Jim Cobb, the posed activities; identify ways (MID) claimed victory Friday, substantial waste of farmers’ and President of the Taxpayers. “Our that environmental damage can Aug. 18 over the lawsuit filed by taxpayers’ dollars in pursuing this County is over drafting at a rate be avoided or significantly Jim Cobb’s Taxpayer’s Association flawed lawsuit.” of 100,000 acre-feet a year. We reduced; require changes in of Madera County seeking a On Monday night, Aug. 21, can not afford to leave our coun- projects through the use of INSIDE California Environmental Quality the Taxpayers Association’s ty’s water supply in the hands of alternatives or mitigation Editorial ...... Page 2 Act (CEQA) suit challenge to the Board of Directors voted unan- a group of people who, for some measures when feasible; and board’s waterbank plans. Based on imously to pursue an appeal to reason, feel that it necessary to disclose to the public the rea- Letters ...... Page 3 a tentative statement of decision by the judge’s initial decision to hide critical information from the sons why a project was Stock Report . . .Page 5 the Madera Superior Court, the dismiss the water bank lawsuit public.” approved if significant envi- court found that the Taxpayer’s on a legal technicality. CEQA’s basic purposes are ronmental effects are involved. Fun Zone . . . . .Page 21 Association had no legal basis to “The Taxpayers’Association to inform governmental deci- CEQA applies to projects Real Estate . . . .Page 22 file the CEQA action because of its is furious that the MID board sion makers and the public undertaken, funded or requir- lack of compliance with the law. refused to agree to not sell water about the potential significant ing an issuance of a permit by a Classifieds . . . .Page 24 MID further stated in a prepared to developers without public environmental effects of pro- public agency. Page 2 August 2006 Random Notes

I don’t know if you’re into trying something different when you go out to eat or if you order the exact same thing every time, but the next time you’re in Cat’s Diner ask them if they’re making Monte Cristo sandwiches and try one. For the uninitiated, a Monte Cristo consists of ham, turkey and Swiss cheese between two slices of bread that are then soaked in an egg-based batter (like French toast) and then deep-fried. But wait ... there’s more! After the sandwich comes out of the deep fryer it’s dusted with powdered sugar and then you eat each bite with a dab of straw- berry preserves. I can feel my arteries hardening just thinking about it. It is out of this Editorial world. Owner Robbie Hammond will tell you the history of the Monte Cristo if you ask, but I’m still convinced it has Strange, Sick Days in the Ranchos all the earmarks of being created by a Cheech and Chong type after a night of serious party- By Randy Bailey When I first heard about the story I ing. You decide which definition works best. thought it was possibly an accident. I have One of the best kept secrets in the These are strange days indeed in the seen dogs that are tied to a doghouse twist Ranchos is that on the second Wednesday of Ranchos. Visiting football teams come and turn until they had about one foot of each month Assemblyman Mike Villines’ here and find the urge to violate their own freedom left before that started to strangle Senior Field Representative, Ken May, plops players in the showers. Businesses destroy themselves from their own restlessness. I down in the Golden Valley Chamber of other businesses signage and end up in have heard stories about people who had Commerce/Ranchos Independent office from 10 court. dogs that were “jumpers,” dogs that a.m. until noon for one reason: to talk to YOU. If And then there’s that dog hanging. would actually jump over a backyard fence you want a direct link to our state assemblyman, Now I know how Chowchilla felt if given the opportunity, and would be tied Assemblyman Mike Villines this is it! He’ll listen, take notes, offer solutions when they had that school bus hijacked. up to prevent such an occurrence only to and make sure that Villines gets a feel for For all the reasons you want the world to have them jump the fence anyway and end what our concerns know about what a great community you up strangling themselves. are here in the Ranchos. This is an awesome resource live in, it never fails that what gets you in It could happen. and we need to take advantage of it. Just remember, if the spotlight is a good ol’ mass murder or Then I received the pictures from the it’s a federal issue, that’s Congressman Radanovich; if kidnapping or world-class meth lab. Sheriff’s department. it’s a county item, that’s Supervisor Bigelow; but if it’s But who would hang a dog? This was no accident. State of California related, Ken’s your man. The first Ranchos Independent I pub- The dog was placed on one side of the The hot tip for the beginning of September is the lished featured on the front page a baby tree with a loop, or noose, of synthetic big community picnic put on by the good people at calf on the Smith property that was shot by rope around its neck and an opposing Cobb’s Ranch. It’s great food, a lot of toys for the kids to an arrow. That case has never been solved, branch 10 feet high was used as a pulley. play on, super music and just a lot of friendly interaction despite rewards that were offered and an When the dog’s hind legs just cleared the with your neighbors. The Chamber is also putting on a open “tip line” from the Madera County ground, the rope was tied off. business extravaganza at the event so that should be cool. Sheriff’s department. Now here it is I have some questions: Sunday, Sept. 3 from noon to 5 p.m. at Cobb’s Ranch. See almost two years later and we’re faced 1. How come no one heard anything? you there! with someone hanging a dog from a tree. If a butterfly passes by my house my dog makes so much noise I have to go outside to get her to quiet down. Sometimes it can forward and said, “Say, has anyone seen 3. Why’d they have to kill the dog? If The take awhile. My dog makes a godawful my Border Collie mix? He’s such a good you’ve lived in the Ranchos for any length noise when she steps on a sticker -- I can dog. I love that dog. What a great pet. Has of time you’ve seen your share of strays. imagine what kind of a fuss she would put anyone seen a dog like that?” I’m convinced the folks from Fresno dump Ray Gun up if she were being strangled. There are a Am I the only one who finds that a lit- their unwanteds out here knowing we’ll couple of houses in the vicinity -- and it’s tle strange? take them in. Our last “new” dog was possible no one was home or the TV was People come into my office on a reg- found on our property. We put up the req- Government is on too loud or they were dead asleep -- but ular basis to report found dogs, lost cats -- uisite signs on the power poles (which I like a baby. An I just wonder why no one heard anything. we even had a lost turtle once and a sheep would now NEVER do again) and alimentary 2. Where’s the owner? This was not and a horse (according to the owner they knocked on plenty of neighborhood doors, canal with a some stray dog who hadn’t eaten in weeks. always travelled as a pair) another time -- but when no one answered the ads, we had big appetite This was not some bones-showing- and run an ad for the lost or found pets, yet another dog. at one end through-the-ribs mangy mutt that had been absolutely nothing has been said by any- So, if someone just wanted to get rid and no abused. By all accounts this male Border one anywhere for a well-taken-care-of, of a dog, why’d they have to kill him when Collie mix was well taken care of. By all sense of obviously-someone’s-pet Border Collie turning him loose would have achieved the accounts this was obviously someone’s mix. same end? Why would someone get rid of responsibility pet. Next to the Ranchos Independent Why is that? How could that be? a dog in a fashion that was calculated to at the other. office is a community bulletin board and Could they just not know their pet Border absolutely, positively garner the maximum there’s another one over by the front door Collie mix is missing yet? Did they leave amount of attention? to Cat’s Diner. These corkboards are con- him with someone else while they’re out Hmmm ... someone wanting to get stantly covered by people looking for lost of the country and that person hasn’t had attention ... maybe this is all starting to pets or with notes from other good the courage yet to tell them their dog is make a little more sense now. Samaritans who have found a loose ani- missing? I just don’t get that one. Sick sense, but sense none the less. mal.Why, in this case, has NO ONE come TheRanchos Independent The Ranchos Independent is published by Five and Two Publishing. All contents of this publication are copyright 2006, all rights reserved. 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Road signs – you see them in all Dear Editor: Dear Editor: home without burdensome shapes and sizes, handwritten or profes- restrictions." sional looking in nature – and whether the Hi to all, my name is Tome I found the following news blog in sign is pleasing to the eye or not, many are and I belong to a group called a recent NAUS (National Association My first thought about the whole by law a “visual nuisance,” and those Eastern Star in Madera. of Uniformed Services) newsletter: thing is “Why are Congress and the choosing to post them could very well be The reason I am writing is that Senate wasting their valuable time breaking the law. a few months ago, a family print- President Signs "Freedom even addressing such a ridiculous Complaints of illegal sign posting ed the name and APO address of to Display the American Flag issue?” I had read articles recently in have been brought to the Sheriff’s atten- their son in the Letters to the Act." local newspapers that some retired tion. Sheriff John Anderson would like to Editor. A project that we have in On Monday, President Bush military personnel were not allowed to think that no one would deliberately break Eastern Star in California is signed the Freedom to Display fly the American flag at their homes at the law but simply doesn’t know Madera called the "We Care" program and the American Flag Act, an Act certain homeowner and condominium County’s Codes. To get the word out we collect names and addresses of that would bar condominium associations throughout the U.S.A. Sheriff Anderson wants to remind citizens military personnel overseas and and homeowner associations and thought how un-American these and business operators the do’s and don’ts send them packages of snacks, from restricting how the associations must be! I also thought, when it comes to posting signs anywhere soaps and many other things. This American flag can be displayed. “No, this must be a news reporter’s in Madera County. is what we did for that serviceman Sponsored by Rep. Roscoe bogus idea of creating a non-news whose name and APO address was Bartlett (R-MD), the resolution story, it’s absolutely ridiculous!” Title 18 “ZONING” Madera listed in your paper. simply says that a homeowner or Who are these so-called County Code As the troops are cycled back condominium owner cannot be “Americans” telling an ex-military Signs prohibited on public home from foreign duty, names prohibited from displaying an man, or even a patriotic American, property come off our lists. Consequently, American flag on their own prop- that he can’t fly the American Flag? No sign shall be placed upon as this is a statewide program, we erty. It also says that the associa- Just what are they thinking! It’s a sad any public property, including side- are in constant need of new tion may place reasonable limits state of affairs existing in our country walks, crosswalks, roads, curbs, names. If there is anyone who on the time and the manner of today. I’m sure the associations are lamp posts, hydrants, trees, utility receives this paper that would be displaying the flag. The action is trying to keep their properties well poles, buildings, fences and rights- willing to share names and APO a commonsense accommodation kept and presentable to the eye, but of-way of any type, except such addresses of military personnel of the rights of the associations where’s the common sense, stopping legal notices which are authorized deployed anywhere outside of the to maintain the value of their the flying of our country’s flag! The by law to be so located. No sign U.S.A., it would be greatly appre- properties and the rights of flag represents the freedom they enjoy shall project over any public prop- ciated. Americans to fly the flag. and is a slap in the face to every erty or right-of-way. (Ord. 525-C § I guarantee that any person Both the House and the retired, ex-military and active military 2, 1994: Ord. 525 § 1(part), 1989). whose name and APO address we Senate passed the bill (H.R. 42) man and woman who served or died to receive will get a number of boxes unanimously. keep our country free. Signs which include advertis- from our group statewide. "Americans have long flown If I owned a condo I would give ing a business, product, service or Thanks for your attention. If our flag as an expression of their every owner an American Flag when entertainment, conducted, sold, or you have any questions, please do appreciation for our freedoms they signed the contract, have a place offered elsewhere than upon the not hesitate to contact me. and their pride in our nation," to prominently display it correctly, and parcel upon which the sign is locat- Bush said in a statement. "As encourage them to fly the flag daily. ed is strictly prohibited. Tome' Martin-Duvall, Past Matron our brave men and women con- I proudly fly the American Flag on a Madera Chapter # 92 tinue to fight to protect our 14-foot flagpole in front of my house every For more information on the do’s and Order of the Eastern Star country overseas, Congress has day on Caron Way. It’s a beautiful sight. don’t of posting signs in Madera County, passed an important measure to please log onto www.madera-county.com [email protected] protect our citizen’s right to Bill Whyman, USAF (Ret.) and click on “Codes” then “Zoning.” 559-978-5182 express their patriotism here at Madera Ranchos

8/06 Page 4 August 2006 The Bookshelf Terrific Summer at the Library By Ellen Mester brings you to tears of laughter with all the funny antics of What a terrific summer we’ve had at Marley, the dog, as the Ranchos Library! Not only did we well as his marriage have wonderful guest performers, but we to Jenny and even- had excellent contest entries for best pet tually the birth of photo and best decorated pet container. their children. Plus, each week we gave out a gift basket Marley is an to the lucky winner of our Dragon integral and Drawing. Most important of all, though, endearing are all the children who read lots and lots member of the family but of books throughout the summer. not without hilarious misadventures that Congratulations to all the readers who par- create many trials for John and Jenny. This ticipated in our Summer Reading Program. is a must read for dog lovers. Before you rush out to the bookstore Adult Fiction: Can’t Wait to Get to to buy the latest bestseller, stop by the Heaven by Fannie Flagg. Elner Shimfissle library. We have many of the new releases is an active 80-something who is well- straight from the publisher. All of the best- loved in her community of Elmwood selling mysteries, fiction, biographies, sci- Springs, Mo. When she falls off her ladder ence fiction, and non-fiction books are while picking figs for her neighbor, she right up front by the circulation desk. If gets the trip of her you can’t find what you’re looking for the life (or death) while library staff would be glad to help you find her family and it. We can also place a request if it is locat- friends remember ed in another library in the San Joaquin all the wonderful Library System, which covers six counties. things she did Sept. 3 is the Annual Labor Day and how many Community Picnic at Cobb Ranch from lives she noon until 5 p.m. The Friends of the touched with Ranchos Library will have a booth set up her love and with library information and applications kindness. for a library card. Anyone who can show Elner’s wit and wry their library card or applies for a new card sense of humor along with all will be able to enter a drawing for a gift the eccentric characters in Elmwood basket. You must have your library card Springs keep this book funny and delight- with you to enter. It will be a great day. fully charming. Hope to see everyone there. Adult Mystery: Blue Shoes and The Grande Book Sale 2006 was a Happiness by Alexander McCall Smith. success despite the fact that it was the Mma Ramotswe and the No. 1 Ladies’ hottest week of the summer. Thanks to all Detective Agency are back solving myster- the volunteers who helped set up and take ies in Botswana. Their cases may look down the tables and books. You deserve a mild compared to American crime-solvers, special pat on the back for working through but it is in this very the heat wave. Remember we always have gentle, slow-paced books for sale in the Friends Book Sale African way that room in the library, and at the www.library- McCall Smith brings booksales.org website. Soon we hope to his characters to also be listed with bookfinders.com. life. It is with the subtlety of a good Book Recommendations cup of bush tea Adult Non-fiction: Marley and Me: and fine looking Life and Love with the World’s Worst Dog shoes. It is the written by John Grogan. Many young cou- changing times ples have been known to prepare them- interwoven with the selves for parenthood by honing their elegance of ancient customs. It skills by way of puppy rearing. John and is the Botswana way, yet it is also the way Jenny Grogan did just that by selecting a of many cultures. If you are looking for a yellow lab who they named Marley. And gentle, upbeat but thoroughly entertaining what a dog he was! From the beginning book this is for you. they realized that Marley was not your typ- ical dog. He was more than a handful; he Check out these books and more at the was incorrigible — or so it seemed at first. library and remember your library card … John Grogan is an excellent writer who don’t leave home without it! BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIAL! fast • fun • fitness

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By Audrey Stock Fresno Unified, was busy working in the I was teaching in Fresno Unified. It was and interesting day. I hope our teachers, kitchen getting the breakfast ready. Mr. nice to see and talk to him again. I didn’t administrators, and classified staff learned Hi neighbors, Pinkard had called on his friends to help know that he had left the educational field a lot from this mini-conference. I enjoyed School has started! Please watch out him put this breakfast together. It was fun of work to go into the commercial field. what I saw and learned. for buses and children. Children move fast to visit with Gary and hear how supportive He is a great motivational speaker now. It Webster Elementary has already had and they don’t always look where they are he is of Mr. Pinkard. It was a great way to truly is a small world. its Open House for parents to learn what going. Golden Valley Unified has done start off the new school year at Ranchos After Mr. Garcia’s speech we took each teacher expects from their students many things to get ready for the beginning Middle School. part in a mini-conference program. The in the coming year. Sierra View of the new school year. Liberty High had a I visited all four of Golden Valley sessions were broken in to six different Elementary held theirs on Thursday, Aug. very successful registration day for 9th Unified schools the week before school strands. They were: Health and Wellness, 17. This is always an important time for through 12th grades. Students turned in started for the students. The district custo- Differentiated Instruction, Classroom schools because it sets the tone for the their important paperwork, had their photo dians were hard at work at each site. Management, Vocabulary, Technology, year. Students, parents and teacher need identifications taken, bought their gym Lawns were being mowed, last minute and one strand called “Other” which to be on the same page for students to get clothes and paid for their yearbooks all in repairs were being made and new comput- included such areas as modeling for writ- the most out of a school year. I wish only one day. ers and systems were being put in place for ers and developing web-based the best for all of Golden Valley teachers Ranchos Middle School was very the opening day of school. The new wing Individualized Education Programs and students. What a challenge you all organized and registered their students in of classrooms at Liberty High is on sched- (IEPs). I would have liked to have attend- face! record time. Three photographers hurried ule to be finished by the end of August. ed all of the sessions because they all Since I have been back on the Golden up the photo identification shots. Students The newly repaired classrooms at Sierra sounded interesting but like all confer- Valley Unified School Board I have seen and parents were pleased when 1 hour later View Elementary are finished and the ences you can only choose one area in many positive changes with new teachers they could walk away with their photo teachers have already decorated their each time slot. The presenters at all of the and new classroom programs, just to men- identification cards and their class sched- rooms. Webster Elementary was busy cov- sessions were Golden Valley teachers or tion some of what a school board over sees. ules in their hands. Ranchos Middle ering up a ditch that ran to the classrooms administrators. I was impressed with how Next we will be looking to move ahead School new principal Shane Pinkard start- on the East side of the campus. New elec- professionally they conducted each ses- rapidly on the Golden Valley building pro- ed the new school year with a get acquaint- trical wiring was in the ditch and it got sion. There were four different sessions. I gram. Since the school bond was passed ed Community Breakfast on Saturday, covered up just in time for school to start. chose two Health and Wellness sessions to last June everyone has been busy putting Aug. 5. This is another first for Golden As I talked to each school principal I found see how they would fit in with the new the pieces together so we can get started. Valley Unified. No principal at Golden out that they were all working on last policies that the school board had just put There is never a dull moment when you are Valley has started his school year with a minute details at their schools but knew into place. The sessions were good. The a school board member. School board breakfast. About 80 people came to meet they would be ready for students on the other session I attended was how to get members don’t have the summer off and Principal Pinkard and to enjoy a delicious first day of school and they were. students to a higher level of learning and neither does the district office. breakfast. Six of the teachers who worked I had the opportunity to join the teach- the last session was how the Character Don’t forget to put on your calendar under Principal Pinkard at his last school ers, administrators and classified staff for Counts program can become a part of Sunday Sept. 3 for the Community Picnic showed up at the breakfast to show their Golden Valley’s Camp “Me-No-Walk- teachers’ classroom programs. at Cobb’s Ranch. This is a family affair support and congratulate him on his new Alon-E” for a team-building day. The day Lunch was served in the Liberty High with lots of good food and fun activities job. This was nice to see and spoke well of started with a 7:30 a.m. continental break- gym. After lunch Ms. Rhonda Murphy, the for the children. Don’t for get to bring a his administration abilities. One of fast at the Liberty High cafeteria. Our first television Channel 30 fitness expert, led us towel for the children that use the water Principal Pinkard’s past administrators guest speaker was Mr. Carlos Garcia who all in stretching exercises, which was in slide. who has retired now, Mr. Gary is the vice-president of McGraw-Hill keeping with the Wellness policy. There The next Golden Valley School Board Christensen, who was also one of my prin- Publishing Company. Mr. Garcia was my was one more session after lunch and we meeting will be held on Sept. 12, 2006 at cipals when I worked as a teacher in area superintendent in my other life when were finished at 3 p.m. It was a very full Liberty library at 6 p.m. I’ll see you there.

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I thank all of my supporters,“T eachh anda everyn onek of youY that votedo ufor me.! Even” though I was not elected to the office, I thank the voters in the Ranchos/Rolling Hills areas for honoring me with the FIRST PLACE position you gave me in the Webster Precincts: GRANT - 409 FB - 379 Also in the Bonadelle (Sierra View) Precincts: GRANT - 156 FB - 104 I am humbled by your vote of confidence. If it is the Lord’s will I will be a candidate in the next District 1 Supervisorial Election. If I can assist in any way, please email me at [email protected] or call me at 645-6345 or 930-6420.

8/06 Interesting Facts There are 9,736 registered voters in the 1st Supervisorial District. In the last election, 5,343 ballots were cast, almost a 55% turnout. Almost 31% of the votes cast were absentee bal- lots (2,985). GRANT received 34.2% of the votes (FB - 52%). With GRANT’s total cam- paign cost of $5,500, GRANT received TEN times more votes per dollar spent. Page 6 August 2006

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The girls of the Liberty Ranchos ment. Softball League just finished their sec- After two days of softball in Clovis, ond full year of existence, but being the Gold went undefeated, outscoring “rookies” didn’t stop them from com- their opponents 35-4, and took first peting up and down the state and taking place and earned the right to compete in home two first place trophies and one the California Games in San Diego. second place trophy in tournaments ranging from Morro Bay to San Diego. San Diego Here We Come! At the conclusion of its second sea- San Diego was an incredible experi- son, the Liberty Ranchos Softball ence for all of the girls with a wonderful League put together an All Star Travel tournament followed by a terrific vaca- Team from each age division, calling the tion for many of the families. travel teams the Liberty Ranchos Gold This tournament had 14 and Under (with the “Gold” for “Golden Valley”). teams from Stockton to San Diego com- 8/06 Interestingly, since it is still such a new peting and after some intense competi- league from a smaller community, only tion the Gold came away with Fifth 12 girls showed up for the 14 and Under Place overall. On the final day of the tryout. Needless to say, all 12 girls made tournament they were eliminated by a the team, seven of whom were only in team from Coronado that eventually their second year of playing softball. won the whole tournament. The score? The Liberty Ranchos Gold players 1-0. Amazingly, the Liberty Ranchos IS YOUR COMPUTER entered their travel season knowing they Gold with its 12 players was competi- were a younger team with less experi- tive to the end against a team that had SLOWER THAN YOU? ence than many of the teams they would over 100 girls to choose from in its ini- be facing from other towns. tial tryout. The Liberty Ranchos Gold played The players and coaches for this in five softball tournaments throughout incredible, memorable 2006 season are: the Central Valley and Central Coast. In Kayla Barber – Pitcher their first tournament in Lemoore, the Paige Flores – Outfield Gold was 4-0 heading into the champi- Tonya Hogue – First Base onship game against Lancaster. Jennifer Little – Outfield Lancaster got the better of them and out Gaby Lomeli – Second Base scored them 7-6, giving the Gold their Cristina Martinez – Third Base first-ever Second Place trophy. Shae Ortega – Center Field Two weeks later the Gold traveled Darienne Schmall – Catcher to Morro Bay to escape the valley heat Jessi Wallace – Outfield / Second and play more softball. After two days Base of intense softball, the Gold went 4-1 Randi Wallace – Outfield and beat Atascadero 9-2 in the champi- Danielle Willingham – Short Stop onship game. With confidence growing Kelly Willis – Outfield and determination, the Gold took home Bob Barber – Coach its first First Place trophy. Carrie Santa Cruz – Coach Two weeks after the Morro Bay vic- Jose Lomeli – Coach tory the Gold participated in the Central Gina Wallace – Coach California Association Championship The Liberty Ranchos Gold would • Annoying pop ups? • Computer speed gone? Tournament held in Clovis. This was a like to thank its local area sponsors tournament that drew teams from all whose financial contributions made it • Is your wireless connection secure? over the Central Valley and Central possible for all players to travel and par- Coast and was a qualifying tournament ticipate in the state tournament held in with the top teams being invited to par- San Diego. They include A-C Electric Î ticipate in the State Games being played Company, the Ranchos Kiwanis Club, COMP MOBILE in San Diego in mid July. The Gold Earthscapes, Continental Custom IS THE ANSWER! saved their best softball for this tourna- Homes and Exterior Designers. Insured statewide and servicing Madera, Fresno, Kings and Tulare Counties 8/06 8/06 It’s A Jungle Out There! Residential we do laptop Get ready for adventure at the annual Business repairs too! Webster School & Commercial Keith Canfield WPTC Fall Carnival DSL/Cable NEW Rock Climbing Wall Games & Prizes NEW 18-foot Slide Bounce House Family, Friends, Food & Fun! 98% of funds Connections 559-229-3021 raised go to OCT 6 • 4:30 - 8:30 p.m. classrooms (BEAR) Lic. #E82348 559-380-8523 Webster School • 36477 Ruth at RD 36 1/2 Page 8 August 2006 Ag Crimes, OHV Units HATE TO PAINT... Tackle Illegal OHV Riders but your house REALLY needs it?

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By Dave Johnson are persons that are already acquaintances of the child or teen, i.e., a relative, teacher, Once again I would like to encourage coach, mentor, youth or camp leader, or you to give me your feedback, concerns, even a church leader. So please, let’s elim- questions and suggestions. This column inate the “Stranger Danger” way of teach- will only get better the more I hear from ing and start teaching children how to rec- you. This month we are going to talk about ognize “Lures” and most importantly, to Child and Teen Safety. Remember, obey their inner voice or trust their gut, Prevention and Preparedness should be however you want to say it. Help them our focus. Prevention comes from educa- understand how a Lure works and why it tion, action and consistency. Preparedness is so successful. reduces paranoia and increases self-confi- Simply put, Lures work by exploiting dence. Effective preparedness comes from our good nature. realistic training. OK, do you remember For example, an authority figure the definition of “Defensive counts on the fact that a child has been Awareness™?” That’s Right! To be calm- taught to respect authority. When they are ly and constantly aware of your surround- asked to come or go quickly or do some- ings (ALL of your surroundings) and men- thing there is usually no hesitation. When tally prepared to react appropriately to a child is told they are very beautiful or whatever, without feeling nervous, appre- talented, they are playing upon their need hensive, afraid or paranoid. In fact, done for attention, affection and recognition. correctly, you should feel very comfort- Now let’s talk about that “Secret able, confident and secure. This mental Password.” What child can really keep any and physical sense will in turn be very evi- secret? A better approach would be to dent to the criminal element. Now let’s get make sure children know clearly who is into this month’s topic of Child & Teen going to pick them up, what is acceptable Safety. behavior, where they are to go in the event It seems that more than ever lately of an emergency, places they should never I’ve been asked to conduct training semi- go, and HOW TO DEFEND THEM- nars for children and teens regarding anti- SELVES IF FACED WITH AN abduction techniques and personal safety ATTEMPTED ABDUCTION! skills. Personally, I’m thrilled that parents Other topics that should be addressed are finally asking for these types of cours- are how we go about teaching these sub- es. Maybe the plethora of news stories jects to children and prevention strategies. about missing and abused children has Please don’t water down the teaching by finally taken its toll. Truth is, I’ve been using puppets or animals. Instead, develop integrating this teaching in my classes for a trusting relationship with your children the last 20+ years and believe that it’s a so that you can talk frankly and to the 8/06 must if you are truly teaching self-defense point. From a preventative standpoint, stay skills. However, I would like to cover sev- aware of who is frequently around your eral areas that have been taught over the children and remember that nobody is 100 past 10 years or so that are just not correct percent safe. After all, they don’t have to anymore. have a criminal past. Your child could be Golden Valley Martial Arts For example, we have all heard the their first. Truth is, less than 20 percent of phrase “Stranger Danger” and believe this those caught in the act of molestation will sounds like a good way of teaching child actually be convicted or end up with a safety courses. However, here in lies a criminal record. Small Classes very serious problem. Ask any group of Regarding the subject of molestation, children to describe a stranger and you’ll I would avoid the “Good Touch, Bad hear things like, “Mean, Dirty, Dressed Touch” system of teaching. Offenders weird, Drug user, Gang member, etc. …” have become experts at convincing a child Individual They could not be further than the truth. that their type of touching is normal and The FACT is children are abducted and acceptable and it may not feel like a bad Instruction disappear too often because of this think- touch to them. Instead, employ the ing because they are approached by just “Bathing Suit” system. Teach your chil- the opposite, i.e., a person looking like a dren that NO person should ever touch Limited School Law Enforcement official, a Teacher, a them, under any circumstances, in the Medical Professional, a CLEAN-CUT, areas that their bathing suit covers. To do Population WELL DRESSED, AVERAGE LOOK- even more to help protect your children ING ADULT WITH A GREAT PERSON- and teens, enroll them in a REALISTIC ALITY AND CARING NATURE. But Self-Defense training program. here is the MOST important truth I want you to get! Very often these individuals Please see SAFE page 18 Realistic & Effective COUPON Self-DDefense Training

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The amphitheater at Liberty High School provided the backdrop for the “Waking Don’t all rock bands do this before their concerts? The members of My Second Opening band Chasing Truth kicked off the night of rock music with some high Dead” concert on Saturday, July 29, presented by Liberty Worship Center and Chance, Innate and Chasing Truth have a word of prayer prior to cranking up energy sounds. The Gilroy-based band features musicians that haven’t even start- Golden Valley Baptist church. the amps for their show. ed to shave yet, but can play like old pros.

For those who preferred a little hip-hop in their musical diet, Innate was the man Members of the Golden Valley Baptist Church showed their support for the mes- The big finale was My Second Chance. Guitarist/vocalist Corey Kozlowski with the rhymes. His songs reflected his Christian beliefs, but were also heavily sage of the bands that played, even if the musical style wasn’t their particular cup describes their sound as, "It's a mix of rock/screamo/emo/swing/creativity and mixed with good beats and a good sense of humor. of tea. Reaching kids who wouldn’t usually step into a church was the goal. passion." That just about sums it up. Photos Courtesy of Pastor Ken Cooksey Register Now/Start Now Madera Adult School

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PASTOR SUNDAY 10 a.m. KEN COOKSEY 645-1339 WED 6 p.m. libertyworshipcenter.net 8/06 Liberty Worship Center is a Full Gospel Christian Church, in fel- lowship with World Harvest Church, Breakthrough Ministries, Rod Parsley. WHCMF member 8/06 Page 14 August 2006 Ranchos Dancers Ranchos Girl Take Top Honors in Wins Bike from DRILLING AND Tahoe Competition Pizza Factory PUMP SERVICE The Madera Ranchos Star Force Same Day Service Dance team returned from the Star Power 674-1663 National Competition in Lake Tahoe in 14794 Hwy 41 Family Owned late July and did very well. Taking 14 Madera Since 1976 8/06 dancers, 9 of whom did solo dances, the Madera Ranchos Star Force Dance team took the top junior soloist award and two other girls placed in the top five in the solo catagory out of 60 soloists from areas like Washington, Arizona, Nevada and other teams in California. The Star Force Dance Team was the smallest team at the compe- tition but people from the Ranchos know it's the quality and not the quanity! Rachel Zumkeller shows off her brand new mountain bike Congratulation to the team and its she won from the Ranchos Pizza Factory’s 10th directors, Tammy Gomes and Kandace Anniversary contest. Osborn. Summer got a little bit sunnier for a Ranchos girl when she discovered she was the winner of the Ranchos Pizza County Board Factory 10th Anniversary Coca Cola Mountain Bike Drawing. Needs Members Rachel Zumkeller, 12, was the lucky winner on Monday, Aug. 14, Madera County Alcohol and when her name was pulled from a con- tainer of names from throughout the Drug Advisory Board Plans and area. Advises County “There was no purchase neces- sary,” said Chris Parks of the Ranchos The Madera County Alcohol and Pizza Factory. “Every time you came in Drug Advisory Board currently has one you could enter.” vacancy and is looking for Madera Amazingly, Rachel won with only Ranchos residents who have an interest in one entry. Her mother had stopped by publicly funded alcohol and drug treat- one night to pick up a pizza to take ment services for Madera County. home for dinner and she filled out two Board members are appointed by the entry forms: one for Rachel and a sec- Madera County Board of Supervisors. ond one for Rachel’s brother. How did Among other things, the Board partici- brother feel about how things turned pates in the planning process, advises the out? County Mental Health Director and the “He thought it was funny,” she Board of Supervisors on aspects of the said. “I was really surprised when I County Alcohol and Drug Program and found out I had won.” Rachel further reviews community needs, services, facil- said this was the first prize she had ever ities and special programs. won. The Advisory Board meets on the Rachel’s plans for her new bike third Wednesday of each month from noon include riding it as much as she can and to approximately 1:30 p.m. and all meet- to show it off to as many friends as she ings are open to the public. can, but she needs a few minor adjust- If you would like a membership ments first. From being on display for application, please contact Judy Comer at the duration of the contest the handle- Madera County Behavioral Health bars were loose and as Rachel tried to Services at 673-3508, ext. 234, or by steer the bike as she walked it over to the email at [email protected]. photo area the handlebars went one way as the bike went the other. Junktique Raises “I need to fix that,” Rachel said. 8/06 Scholarship $$$ The American Historical Society of Germans from Russia is planning its huge annual fundraiser for its scholarship pro- gram. SCHOETTLER TIRE “Junktique Days of Trash & Treasures” is a huge rummage, antiques and collectibles sale that is going to be held Friday and Saturday, August 25 and 26 from 7 a.m. to 3 p.m. The sale is held • Tires at the American Historical Society of Germans from Russia library at 3233 N. • Alignment $ 00 West Ave., Fresno. The library is located near the corner • Wheels of West and Shields in Central Fresno. 50OFF If you need any more information • Lowering any 4 tires & wheel package* please call 559-229-8287. *ONE COUPON PER CUSTOMER PER VEHICLE • Brakes NOT GOOD WITH ANY OTHER DISCOUNT EXPIRES 9/20/06 8/06

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This opportunity gram Monday through Friday 11:30 delights our members as we can now, in a.m. Suggested price for 60 years and Christian Fellowship some small way, repay our community older is $1.75. Reservations are needed On the corner of Ave.15 and Monreal for their past support to us. That support a day in advance so remember to call 15048 Monreal Rd. Madera, CA 93638 559-645-0722 includes the many residents who buy Joann at 645-4864. There is still room Senior Pastors Bernard & Linda Morris/ Resident Pastors Stoney & Amy Berna our raffle tickets; the Ranchos Market in the well-attended exercise class on Service Schedule Sunday 10 a.m. & 6 p.m. who recently donated $100 worth of Monday, Wednesday and Fridays, 3rd Monday of the Month 7 p.m. Manna Link Food Distribution meat for our raffle; Friends of the 10:15 to 11:30 a.m. You need not be a For needy families. Everyone Welcome! Library and Ranchos Auto Repair, to member to attend these classes. The Tuesday 7 p.m. Life Connections Home Groups Thursday 7:30 p.m. Family Night name just a few who support us with attendance has been growing but there RE-Generation Youth Group—Generation NeXt Children's Ministry their donations. is always room for one more – you! 8/06 Nursery Provided Ages 0-3 yrs. Sunday and Thursday Services The next monthly sale will be held Line Dancers are on vacation until on Saturday, Sept. 2 from 8 a.m. to September. noon. Our fearless leader in the plant Another trip is in the making. A area, Olen Williams, just had a hip seven-day Hawaiian cruise in January. replacement and hopefully he will be Interested? Call Joann at 645-4864 for par- able to be back with us by then. We have ticulars. just received new shrubs and flowering Remember bingo is held every plants so come in and check out the Tuesday evening from 5:30 to 9 p.m. varieties. The Treasure House will be • Bounce Houses open and filled with new sale items. Up and Coming Events New produce is coming daily and as of August 26, 11 a.m. August Birthday today we have tomatoes, onions, pota- and Anniversary, Copper River Country toes, okra, pickles, grapes, Asian pears, Club, 11500 N. Friant Road. • Water Slides Italian nectarines, figs and pomegranate August 31, 6 p.m. Monthly potluck jelly. We don’t want you to get out of with a Greek theme followed by Hand and 8/06 the habit of coming in to see us so Foot,or Pinochle. remember the plants and boutique sec- September 3, noon to 5 p.m. Cobb’s tions are available Monday through Ranch Annual Community Picnic. Friday 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., Tuesdays, 6 to 9 September 23, 11:30 a.m., September p.m., and Thursday evenings between 6 Birthday and Anniversary, Yosemite Falls, and 9 p.m. 4278 W. Ashlan (99 & Ashlan). According to Nita Lackey, our September 28, 6 p.m. Monthly Master Gardner, she would like to share potluck with Italian theme followed by information with all who have had a Hand and Foot, Pinochle or other games. PET BOUTIQUE recent fight with the pesky grasshopper critters. Mix one cup of molasses and Weekly Events nine cups of water in a gallon jar and par- Monday through Friday Lunch tially bury it in the ground. Cover the Progam, 11:30 a.m. (Reservations needed, opening with a screen with large enough call Joann 645-4864) openings for the grasshoppers to get Monday, Exercise Class, 10:15 to through it. The moral to this story is the 11:30 a.m. grasshoppers get into the sticky mixture Tuesday, Pinochle, noon until ??? Feed for pets from hamsters to horses • Nutro • Merrick • Wellness • Mazuri and cannot get out. 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TRIVIA TEST By Fifi Rodriquez

1. TELEVISION: What was Lurch's job on 4. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: What old- "The Addams Family"? time baseball team played home games at 2. LITERATURE: What was the name of the Ebbets Field? airport in Arthur Hailey's book "Airport"? 5. HISTORY: When was the so-called hot- 3. MOVIES: Who played the president of line between Washington and Moscow estab- the United States in the movie "Mars lished? Attacks!" 6. POETRY: Who wrote: "I think that I shall never see/ A billboard lovely as a tree/ Indeed, unless the billboards fall/ I'll never see a tree at all." 7. RELIGION: Whose teachings are recorded in a collection called "The Analects"? 8. ART: What is chiaroscuro in artwork? 9. THEATER: Who wrote the play "Major Barbara"? 10. MATH: What is the Roman numeral for 900?

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