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Volume 30, issue 2 Concordia Colleo'e, 275 North Syndicate, St. Paul, N1N 55104 Octolier h, 1994 A Last Hurrah

Students React to From The Heart Haitian Dilemma by Theresa Monette Solensten's background is not nearly as by Theresa Seto impressive as he is. In his classes, John We stood in awe, forming a semi-circle was dynamic and exciting. From his years When television and print media assault us around him as though we waited for a rock star, at Bowling Green, Dr. Solensten but it was not a rock star we anticipated. We were learned and practiced the art of interdis- with pictures of murdered civilians, we—even we English majors, and he was the man we couldn't ciplinary studies in the classroom. In this in peaceful Minnesota—need answers. The help admiring. Yet, he was leaving. and many other ways, he continually Sword's mission has been to simplify this compli- worked at "educating the imagination" of Thursday, September 29, in a crowded cated issue into terms that are understandable for chapel service, Concordia College honored the his students, colleagues, and himself. Dr. retiring Dr. John Solensten. The event, while Solensten did this, as he did most tasks, students. being newsworthy, can in no way be objectively with a quiet and awesome dignity, a gen- In 1991, Haitians won the right to hold a covered by this writer. John Solensten was a spe tle dignity that he will carry with him in democratic election, giving the citizens of Haiti cial educator whose presence in the classroom the next chapter of his life, as a resident the right to vote freely for their future president. and on our campus was deeply felt by those who and writer in Iowa. He tells us that since Their choice was Jean-Bertrand Aristide. Aristide knew him. his move to Iowa, in fact, he has com- The educational background of Dr. pleted another novel. won the Haitian election legitimately, but was Solensten is impressive. His degrees include: a Because of a war experience, good- exiled to the United States before he could hota BA from Gustavus Adolphus, a B.S. and M.S. from byes have always been uncomfortable for office. Mankato State University, Minnesota, and a PhD John Solensten. He dreads articles, like The Haitian military, led by Raould Cedras, this one, because he doesn't want to be from Bowling Green University in Wisconsin. His formed a coup, and took control of Haiti. Through seen as "passing on"; instead he wants service before his Concordia tenure began took the use of violence by his military police, the place at universities and colleges among the people to reflect on him as "moving on." nation's top ten. Dr. Solensten came to Concordia To make this farewell as painless as pos- Haitian military has been in control ever since in 1978 as a professor and became the head of the sible, I will just say, for my friend John, Aristide's deportation. Humanities division. "Where is the truck?!?!" Lucey As for Aristide, he has been residing in the

He has published three novels (one of which United States and recently requested U.S. military is written in Turkish), and he recently released We will miss you Dr. Solensten. 9 Jason support. President Clinton agreed to help, and

two new short story collections. John has collabo- -- has sent U.S. troops to Haiti to aid in the restora- by

rated on a Norwegian-American anthology, for which he has won an award, and has published to tion of democracy. The U.S. military is currently ho several plays. The plays have been and continue to P be produced in local theatres. Prof. Solensten -- gives his final "good-b yes" in a This sketchy information about Dr. chapel service filled with poetry and Turks. HAITI Continued on page 2 DCE Program Celebrates 25 Years

by Amy MacFee message from LeRoy Wilke, the former Coordinator of the Director of Christian 1994 marks the 25th year since the Director Education program. of Christian Education ministry began its growth After a reception at which scholarship to success. Monday morning, Sept. 26, the cele- awards were presented, a symposium discussed "Reflections—DCE Ministry: Past, Present, and bration worship service and reception kicked off this anniversary year. Future." The panel leading the discussion consist-

Lucey The commemoration service, under the ed of LeRoy Wilke, Executive Director from the on direction of DCE program members, began with a Synod Board for Youth Services, and DCE presi- Jas

-- Scripture reading. A selection by the choir fol- dents from the past. by lowed. The choir consisted of alumni from a five- The Director of Christian Education program to ho

P state region who are currently serving in the field, Directors of Christian Education Just a few of the happy faces at one of the recent D.C.E- and CSP students. The service concluded with a • led Wednesday night Bible studies DCE Continued on page 2 INSIDE Check out the New Homecoming Preview Happy Birthday Gangelhoff Use (or Letter from the Section see A & E EScott Fitzgerald Misuse)? President see On the Lighter Side see Variety see Sports see Editorial pg. 12 pg. 4 pg. 6 pg. 8 P9- 10 Thursday October 6, 1994 News Page 2 DCE HAITI continued from page 1 continued from page 1 .s. News Release Professor Solensten gregations," explained Steve Arnold, Coordinator occupying Haiti; their mission has been to disarm "World's Largest Garage Sale" of DCE program. The students in this field are the Haitian military and to keep the coup form Announces Retirement working towards a BA. that will allow and prepare reforming. Merchandise of all shapes and sizes contin- them to be multi-generational education special- The Sword interviewed four CSP students News Release ues to fill the 76,000-square-foot warehouse that ists, teaching the faith to all ages. regarding their feelings towards Haiti. The four will host the 26th Annual American Cancer The DCE program was created at Concordia students, David Penn, Joel Pakan, Terrill Professor John Solensten began his tenure as Society's "World's Largest Garage Sale" beginning in response to a request by Missouri Synod Patterson, and Kue Vang, were quite familiar with a member of the humanities division at Concordia Saturday, October 15-19 in south Minneapolis. National ConVention in 1962. The leaders realized the events in Haiti, but opinions varied. in 1978. He holds a BA. from Gustavus Adolphus There will be a $1.00 admission charge the first the intense need for professionally-trained educa- When asked about U.S. involvement, Pakan College, a B.S. and a M.S. from Mankato State day only. tors in the church. Concordia, the first college in responded, "It is the obligation of the U.S. as a University, and a PhD. from Bowling Green All merchandise is new or nearly-new, but the Missouri Synod to implement this field of world power to help out those who need help, University. He has been a high school teacher and will be sold well below retail prices.This is possible study into the courses offered, did so in 1969. but is their cry for help justified? Do the people has taught at several colleges before coming to because all items are donated by businesses or The present DCE program is esteemed by want democracy? Only the people can bring true Concordia. individuals. many in the Missouri Synod, as it has achieved a democracy to Haiti." Penn takes a completely Solensten has published two novels--Good , The garage sale will offer early holiday shop- successful balance between theory and practice. opposite standpoint concerning this question. He Thundet (1983 AWP Winner, Fiction) and The pers a wide variety of gift ideas. The departments The current enrollment has expanded to approxi- believes "U.S. involvement is unnecessary. The Boys of War (Milliyet Yayinlari, Istanbul, 1992). He include Sporting Goods, Designer Wear, mately 65 students. Over the years, this program U.S. is not saving or protecting democracy by has also published two short story collections IL& Plumbing and Industrial Supplies, Men's, has gained respect and recognition as it has using force to reestablish Jean-Bertrand Aristide as Jieron Dancer (1984) and Mowing the Cemetery Women's and Children's Wear, Jewelry, become more professional and intentional. the leader of Haiti." Patterson claims "the military (1989). His anthology of Norwegian-American Housewares, Shoes, Toys, Arts, Antiques, Auto, Congratulations to Steve Arnold and all who make is giving a false sense of security to the people of writing, There Lies a Fair Land, was given the Twin Lawn and Garden, Office Supplies, Small the DCE program at Concordia a success. 9 Haiti." Vang contradicts this, as she supports Cities Mayors Award in 1989 for promoting ethnic Appliances and Furniture. President Clinton's decision and offers her utmost awareness in Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnesota. The Garage Sale will take place at 2621 28th support to the military. 9 His plays have been produced at Center Stage, Avenue South, in Minneapolis.Call The Minneapolis and the Tulsa Performing Arts Connection at 922-9000 for more information. Center. All funds raised are used to further the Those at Concordia who know Solensten American Cancer Society's cancer research, edu- speak highly of him. Professor Jeff Burkart says of cation and services for patients and their families. his colleague, "We team-taught for a number of Go and show your support! 9 years. He is a creative, diverse teacher who is an engaging lecturer, an exceptional writer, and excellent partner. He has wit and a sense of humor. He epitomizes excellence in teaching in that he can draw from his knowledge in history, music, art, philosophy, and literature bringing alive his lectures and inspiring his students." In reviewing his files over the years at Concordia, John wrote most eloquently in a letter dated October 1977, "Teaching is, I suppose, my special craft and my 'inevitable vocation.' And I have never really found fullness or 'sphericity' off the Christian campus. I had reached a plateau. . IMPLP ErdIMIMPLIPIONIMPLP LIP.111c 0 .when this opportunity came along. As Hawthorne said, 'Man's accidents are God's purpose."' 1994-95 SWORD STAR Dr. Solensten's retirement became effective CO-EDITORS: JEN RIGGERT and CHRIS SCHILLER on September 29, 1994. 9 ADVISOR: Dr. ELEANOR HEGINBOTHAM NEWS EDITOR: HEATHER MENTEN WRITERS: 1. THERESA SETO 2. THERESA MONE1 1 E 3. AMY MacFEE VARIETY EDITOR: SHERYL TRITTIN WRITERS: 1. RUSS VanWAGNER 2. BETH KELLNER 3. ROB DELMONT A & E EDITOR: TOM LANGEMO WRITERS: 1. WENDY FitzHENRY 2. MARC WEDO 3. KRISTINE RANWEILER 4. BRIAN WILHORN SPORTS EDITOR: RYAN SMITH WRITERS: 1. JASON WOLTER 2. JODI RIGGERT COMICS: CHRIS ROTH PHOTOGRAPHERS: JASON LUCEY & JODI WIRTH AD MANAGER: TRACY MAAS BUSINESS MGR: WENDY JOHNSON SECRETARY: KARLA SEVEREID LAYOUT: STEPHEN BORGSTEDE Knowledge is the lust sled toward coding hair rnmes. 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Thursday October 6, 1994 A IE Page 4 Homecoming Is Right Around the Corner

by Kristine Ranweiler The following is a list of events that you will will be given out. Enter you float for the parade beginning at 10:00 want to attend throughout the week: Friday, October 14- a.m. $225 in prizes will be awarded to students Homecoming is almost here and many Monday, October 10- CSP soccer game at the Ginglehoff field. Our fear- with the best entries in the parade. Five area events are being offered just for you! You may win Rally Race - register your team of four at the less players will rumble with Dordt at 4:00 p.m. Be marching bands and area floats will also be joining some of $2000 in prizes, given away throughout Student Union to scour the Twin Cities for various there! us. Contact Ginny Lange for more information. the week at the events, with $500 in gift certifi- items on a list that you will be given. There will be The Carnival, from 8:00 p.m.- Midnight, complete Also on Saturday: cates from local businesses. This includes prize $150 in prizes. with Ferris wheel, Octopus, mini donuts, bonfire, CSP Volleyball takes on Pillsbury at 11:00 in the money for the winners of the talent show, parade, Tuesday, October 11- and R.E.V.105, and will be held in the Ganglehoff Ganglehoff Center. and Rally Race, with the grand prizes being a Coronation at 8:00 p.m. followed by Comedy parking lot. Tickets will sell for a quarter a piece Community Feast at the Ganglehoff from 11:00-1 stereo and a television. Sportz in the auditorium. Come for this night of with rides costing 2-6 tickets. The pepfest will pm For only $3.50 a plate, you will be treated to a To win any one of these great prizes, you hilarious fun. begin at 8:30 p.m. delicious pork chop dinner. must buy a Homecoming button. If you have not Wednesday, October 12- Saturday, October 15- CSP Football will play Mt. Scenario at Griffin Field bought one yet, you may be purchase one singly Refreshment Committee at 8:00 p.m. will present Community Walk from the Ganglehoff at 8:30 at 1:00 p.m. (next to Central). for $2 or two for $3. With this purchase you will "Improbable Parables" in the Students Union. This a.m. Choose a distance of one, six, or 12 miles. A banquet of stuffed chicken will be served at 6:00 receive four tickets to be redeemed at the carnival event is sponsored by Spiritual Life. You can also use the walk as a fund raiser for your p.m. for $8 a plate or $4 a plate for students and and $3 in gift certificates. You can also get a cool Thursday, October 13- groups and clubs. Call Brian Schmitt for details. children Homecoming T-shirt for $10 with the button, The Talent show will take place at 8:00 p.m. on The Carnival will continue from 9:00-1 pm the Everybody dance now! Dance held at the Student instead of paying the regular price of $25. Tier 3 of the Student Union. Sign up now at the Ganglehoff parking lot with rides, mini donuts, Union at 8:00 p.m. 9 Student Union desk to participate. $150 in prizes and KDWB. "Artists Collect Art" and A REFRESHER COURSE Provide Opportunities IN HOME ECONOMICS. We'd like you to take this Now, for the answers. by Tom Langemo the Homecoming Weekend, with a reception hon- simple test to see if your home is as Try installing timers oring his work on Saturday, October 15. Please Throughout the school year, I'm sure almost make him feel welcome on the campus, as he is energy efficient as possible. Ready? on your lights and every student on this campus has strolled through willing to return to campus to share with us his Let's begin. How many of you have television. the art gallery in the Buetow Music Building. Many success and love for art. of us spend only the time need to make a hasty Art students at Concordia have an opportu- TV's? How many times have you They're simple decision as to whether we "like it' or not, or to nity to show-off their stuff before they get famous (that way, we can all say,"I saw his/her stuff years make out the best route around all of the show- left the room and to use, and stands without knocking down one of the sculp- ago!"). They may submit to juried exhibition with a professional artist tures or ceramic works. left it on? How inexpensive. from the area. The jury Sorry folks, that just ...... isn't going to do it! will then select a cer- many times have Turn your ther- Little do we know tain number of works exactly what the Art that they feel are wor- you fallen asleep mostat up or down Department has been thy of recognition. watching it only to a few degrees. If offering us right under Ah, but the art If all gas-heated homes were properly our collegiate noses! department is not weatherstripped we'd save wake up to the you get cold, grab through yet! They are Time for the unveil- enough naturalgas to ing... planning a trip to heat 4 million homes. "Star Spangled a sweater or a blan- Let's take a look Mexico over Spring at the current art dis- Break (February 25- Banner"? And what about your ket. If you're hot, wear play in the gallery. The March 5). This trip is lamps and lights? Do you turn theme for the collec- not for art students fewer clothes. And, as for tion is "Artists Collect only. Students, faculty them off when you exit a room? Is your windows and doors, a couple Art." In other words, and staff are welcome on the journey. This those pieces of art are your house excessively lit during the packages of $3.00 weather strip- from the private collec- 10-day learning spree tions of Winn Bruhl will focus on art, histo- day? Next, check your thermostat. ping should do the trick. (2D art) and Keith ry and culture, and Williams (ceramics, whatever else springs Odds are, it could use adjusting. Each of these things will help save etc). They have risked at ya—look out for fly- And finally, see if the longevity of their collections to share it with ing sombreros; they'll poke an eye out! energy and resources for the years us! This is true education—professors sharing Here's the scoop, people. Lots of stuff goes there's a draft to come. And if we can do that their valued things with their students for free. on in the art department. They've set us up with educational tools that we often take for granted. I Yes, if you wanted to see these works anywhere coming from we all deserve high marks. else, you would have to pay. will end with a favor to ask of you. Professor Bruhl If everybody adjusted their thermostat by 6 The art being currently displayed comes stated that "the biggest supporters of art are your windows degrees we could save FOR MORE INFORMATION AND TIPS artists." Makes sense, doesn't it? I say, let's show from all over the United States from well-respect- up to 190,000 ed artists. In fact, most of the displays throughout the art department that we can match that sup- and doors. barrels of oil a day. CALL 1-800-MY-SHARE. the year will be from professional artists. This isn't port. Go and see the gallery and what's being If there is, you could be letting small potatoes—more like good ol' Idaho's! Seven offered in it. Study the works, delve into them, ITS A CONNECTED WORLD. exhibits are scheduled for the year. The next one apply it to your lives as you would any other form valuable energy fly right outside. DO YOUR SHARE. will begin on October 11. It will showcase a num- of art. Let it inspire you, make you think, and ber of works by Dick Wehrs from St. Louis. He is become more aware of the world around you. 9 • FAirl , A Public Service of an alumnus of Concordia. and will be here over This Publication wtna .Earth Share

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Intelligent Entertainment or Wacky Concordia Fine Arts Department-

Oct. 11 - Nov. 18—Dick Wehr, from St. Louis and an alumnus of Concordia, will be displaying his Slap-stick What's Your Pleasure? sculpture exhibit in the Music Building gallery. Oct. 15—There will be a reception for the Wehr exhibit, also in the Music Building gallery from 12:00 happy, even today. Mar, Mall of America, and elsewhere. by Wendy FitzHenry p.m. - 1:30 p.m. There is never really a dull moment in "Quiz BUT...if you are in the mood for a few Oct.16, 1994—Our very own and loved Dr. Kathryn Robert Redford's latest directing endeavor, Show." The acting is wonderful, and if you can get laughs, check out 'Wagons East." Yes, this is John Schenk will be performing for us works by Bach, past Rob Morrow's accent, you may actually enjoy Candy's last film, and you can't foresee his Loeillet, Walton and Locklair on her harpsichord in "Quiz Show," is nothing less than a solid, fascinat- the Theatre Arts Center - Room 111 at 3:30 p.m. ing look at life in the 50's. The acting is believable every member of the cast. The real star to watch in untimely death, except in one small scene that (for the most part), the plot is engrossing, and this film, however, is the simply gorgeous, Ralph they seem to have spliced together. There are a Off-Campus Events- Celebrate Dia de Los Muertos! This celebration Redford's directing eye is appealing and mature. (pronounced "Rafe") Fiennes as Charles Van lot of recycled comedy bit in this film, but it's Doren, the manufactured favorite who beats out good for a lot of laughs—and hey, who can beat sterns from pre-Columbian rituals of the natives of The story is that of the top-rated show in the Mexico, Central and South America interwoven in late 1950's, called "Twenty-One." It seems that the Herb Stempel (John Turturro) and starts the dis- Roseville 4's prices?! Be sure to see this one some- the Catholic beliefs of their colonizers. The first two show's network, NBC, and sponsor, Geritol, had a aster rolling. You might remember Fiennes from time. The neurotic Richard Lewis and zany Robert days of November are spent honoring the spirits of their departed loved ones, who are thought to come say in who won and who lost. Because of a drop "Schindler's List"; he played the ugly, rather large, Picardo (Dr. Richard from "China Beach") round- back to their homes and graves for nourishment to and disgusting commander of the labor camp in off the cast of this wimpy group of westerners in ratings, the show's producers provided the keep them steady on their journey in the hereafter. answers to the prize contestants, and told them which Schindler's Jews worked. Well, he lost the who are heading back home (to the East) after the This is Chicano culture to enjoy and learn from and when to end their winning streak (Yes, the weight, and looks the part of a well-bred, wealthy, mighty West becomes just a bit too mighty. If you is accessible to us, here at Concordia. college literature professor. This film is good. I don't see it on the large screen, be sure to rent Oct. 12—There will be a reception at the Bee line Nielsen family was controlling the television even and pARTs Gallery (Free Admission) from 6:30 p.m. would recommend it to anyone who loves game this one for a final tribute to John Candy. at that time). These kids weren't playing for pen- to 9 p.m. shows, Ralph Fiennes (he's going far!), or a finely Next week, Marc, with his humor and wacki- nies, either. The monetary prizes contestants Oct. 14—A lecture on Dia de Los Muertos will be were walking away with would make anyone directed piece. "Quiz Show" is currently at Har ness, will return. 9 held by guest artist Jose Narezo at pARTs Gallery (free admission) Nov. 5—Procession from Whittier Park to the Bee line, ending with an outdoor presentation with In the Heart of the Beast Puppet and Mask Theatre and Teatre del Pueblo. This begins at 6:00 p.m. At 9:00 p.m., there will be a dance at the Bee Line for $5 admission. For more information, call 627-4444. 9 g<6 James Ensor and Particle Man in Istanbul

4‘ Anyway, now that I have finished that whole and, heck, what's wrong with a little change now get to hear some good music. Take a walk to mess of particles and painters, maybe I can tell and again, anyway? Applause records on Snelling and use their listen- you a little about the new album. If you couldn't guess my final thoughts ing station; they'll let you listen to whatever you by Brian Wilhorn For "John Henry, '' already, here they are. Check out "John Henry" want. and have been and see what you think. Also, don't forget their For an even quicker fix of TMBG, don't forget Just tonight, I was walking through the joined by a full band instead of the occasional other albums, "Apollo 18," "Flood," and to call dial-a-. Just dial x899 for the voice mail Minneapolis Institute of Art and noticed a won- guest musician or two on all of their previous "Lincoln"—just to name a few. Believe it or not, system and mailbox 5853. Your comments and derful painting by Belgian artist James Ensor. I albums. The result is really a break from what they they have more than "Particle Man" and "Istanbul suggestions are welcomed and appreciated, and apologize for not remembering the name of the have been doing, musically anyway. They certain- (Not Constantinople)." They are pretty funny guys I'll change the song every couple of days or so. 9 piece, but trust me, it was marvelous and aesthet- ly have not lost the unique sense of humor and who can give you a good laugh, and you'll even ically pleasing. I was just so excited by recognizing signature lyrics that sometimes make no sense at the name of a painter in the museum, that the title all. Case in point: "Standing in my yard where they slipped my mind. tore down the garage to make room for the torn Earlier today, I popped in one of my favorite down garage I'm looking for my car but I must've videotapes and re-witnessed Particle Man doing sold my car when I needed to buy an electric the things a particle can, Triangle Man hating organ." Hmmm. Particle Man, Universe Man and his happy land, Don't think that They Might Be Giants are and Person Man hit on the head with a frying pan. simply goofballs with a little too much time on Then I saw an incredible robbery and even- their hands. They are great musicians with incred- tual recovery of the famous Maltese Duck in the ibly creative minds. They have done a wide vari- town of Istanbul (not Constantinople). ety, from "Fingertips," a sarcastic series of ten-sec- So what's the connection? The second two ond mini on "Apollo 18," to "Jessica," a obviously belong to They Might Be Giants, whose cover of an old Allman Brothers Band song, to songs "Particle Man" and "Istanbul (Not 'Why does the Sun Shine," a song off of a 1959 Constantinople)" were both set to animation on educational record. Tiny Toons. But what's up with Mr. Ensor? As I mentioned before, the new album's A couple of weeks ago, September 13 came main contrasts from their previous work come in and went without much attention. I, however, was the music. With the full band they have a more full excited for the release of They Might Be Giants' sound. Everything seems clearer, the bass is more brand-new album "John Henry." This album con- distinct, the guitars are now audible, and there is tains the song "Meet James Ensor" (Belgium's even a guitar solo or two. It's not that their older famous painter—raise a glass and sit and stare— stuff isn't any good—I personally love it and am a understand the man as the song says). huge fan. I like the new style just as well, though, Thursday October 6, 1994 Page 6

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Happy Birthday Fitzgerald! m (I) < by Heather Gifford and the atmosphere of the old Victorian-style the- reader then read about half a chapter and then w > 0 (yi ater, a homey feeling caused my attention to be exited off the stage. The entire seating area, w -0 0 m (02 0 On Thursday I received a phone call from caught immediately, despite the continuous com- including the old style box seats, was dimly lit. O ing and going of the audience. -n (n. the Variety Editor. My first-ever Sword assignment The lights were just bright enough for the audi- 0

0 NI was to cover the weekend tribute to F. Scott The evening then progressed to the main ence to follow along in our copies of The Great O C O Fitzgerald in memory of his 98th birthday. I was event, the reading of The Great Gatsby. The first Gatsby. The atmosphere of this small, old-style CD reader was a very animated man, a WCCO radio theater gave me a very warm and pleasant feeling. 0 not really sure about this, since the tribute was (7)- located in downtown St. Paul and I'm from Iowa announcer by the name of Charlie Boone. Boone I felt it was very easy to be attentive to the readers 4 HIATOD and don't know my way around the Twin Cities, introduced the narrator, Nick Carraway, and set and to the story because of the atmosphere. I am

but I figured, what the heck! It couldn't be that the image of him firmly in the minds of the audi- very eager to attend more events at the newly . Eu) 110.

m (f). 61 bad. With the decision made, I was all ready to ence members. Throughout the evening, different renamed Fitzgerald Theater, and I encourage you 5 17 attend The Great Gatsby Marathon. readers marched onto stage and shared their to do the same. I can almost guarantee it will be an Ca 0 O I easily found my way to The World Theater, interpretations of Nick Carraway, Jay Gatsby, and event you will never forget. now The Fitzgerald Theater, and was all ready for Daisy Fay's voices. Some of the more famous read- the birthday tribute to begin. The rededication ers were former Minnesota Supreme Court Justice was the Vitascope Hall in New Orleans. It screened its first film in the summer of "I 696 . and name-change of 'The World Theater" to the Rosalie Wahl; former theater critic for the jai • a) • Angeles Times, Dan Sullivan; Dan Rowles, director p • "Fitzgerald Theater" was celebrated by the read - (a • p • • ing, free to the community, of F. 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PAY LESS" • , •••;•: • • • • • a Advertised sale prices good through Monday, October 31, 1994.: Page 7 van* Thursday October 6, 1994 Russ on Rush (Prevaricating, Isn't It?) by Russ VanWagner "Devils Dictionary," Ambrose Bierce defines a con- he fears the day when there isn't any de facto alchoholic wine) and lemon juice in a blender and servative as someone who is "enamored of exist- white rule in this country. But everything that he run until you have a smooth puree. Then mix the I saw an ad for a bumper sticker the other ing evils" while a liberal is one who "wishes to does say leaves room for that leap. sweetener, (if you don't like the artificial sweeten- day, it said, "Rush Prevaricates." Not knowing replace them with new ones." What existing evil is Speaking of leaps, let's leap ahead about 773 ers, you can substitute 3 TBS of granulated sugar), exactly what this means, I looked it up in my real- Rush enamored with? pages in my really cool dictionary(thanks again and the yogurt. Combine with the fruit mixture ly cool two volume dictionary, (thanks mom and I remember a business seminar that I attend- mom and dad), to page 2738, where we find and refrigerate for at least 3 hours. Serve chilled. dad). On page 1964 it said; "1: To use ambiguous ed last year with about a dozen lower- middle "xenophobia" This is good for a casual lunch with sandwiches or or evasive language for the purpose of deceiving supervisors. One of the topics of discussion I'm no rocket psychologist, but I think that a veggie salad. or diverting attention; misrepresent by shape or focused on what could we do to further our this is what Rush suffers from. (That, and perhaps Now, I am thinking again about Rush, and turn of statement; give a wrong color to the facts careers. As an exercise, the group leader asked an eating disorder.) I'm wondering what motivates me. Why do I think in speaking or answering; quibble or shuffle. each of us to write one quality that we felt would So when Rush feels that his life needs about this guy, why do I worry over him like .a sore Compare LIE. 2.to pervert; transgress." be the most helpful to us to gain promotion. Then improving, that he is in the midst of a spiritual tooth? Wow! Don't you just love language? I think he read them out loud to the group. Two people quandary and in need of guidance, and he gets on I don't know how many STAR TREK that it's amazing that we have a word that fits this wrote that the one quality they would want the his phone and calls me and says, "Russ, what can I fans there are out there, but if you are one, situation like a hand in a glove. And I think that it's most was to be "white, male, and between the do to be happier?" I'll tell him two things. remember this episode: They encounter Tasha especially amazing that it can be found on a ages of 25 and 30" The first one will be LIGHTEN UP! and the Yar's sister, and she is on the bridge talking with bumper sticker. It's hard for me to relate to that since I am all second will be to go on a diet. Lt. Cmdr. Data. He says that he misses Tasha, and I often wonder what motivates Rush. Why three of these things. But still, I think the attitude Here is on of the recipes that I'll recommend: her sister wonders how he can do that since he is does he say the things he says? Does he really that the young white male is automatically on the CHILLED FRUIT SOUP an android. Data explains that when he relates to mean it? I guess that in wondering if he really fast track is changing. Personally, I don't think that 1 LB Strawberries people, they occupy certain pathways in his posi- means it, I am condescending to him. I assume this is a bad thing. I mean, we do live in America, 1/2 LB nectarines tronic network. The more he interacts with peo- that he lacks sincerity; I imply that he is a sham, and really, isn't that what it's all about? 1/3 C Catawba Juice ple the broader these pathways become; the more that behind it all, he snickers on his way to the But then we have Rush. He rails at the 1/3 C Lemon Juice . time he spends with them, the more knowledge bank. I don't want to imply that. I think that he "Feminazies" and "P.C.ers" like they are baying at 1 TSP Sweetener he has about them; and having more knowledge, really believes what he says. But still, I am stuck on his door, ready at any moment to take and despoil 3/4 C Lowfat Plain Yogurt he is better able to interact with them, thus creat- what motivates him. Why does he hate everything all that is holy to him. Cut the strawberries in half, peel and dice the nec- ing a loop that becomes a source of "comfort". that is not white, male, and conservative? In his I don't think that he would actually say that tarines. Put the fruit, the Catawba, (this is a non- Not that I want to spend too much time talk- ing about the mechanics of Data's posi-tronic neural net, but if I follow this line of thought, I come to the conclusion that given an adequate span of exposure, Data would come to miss even an enemy. I also think that even though he is a charac- ter of fiction, Data has done a good job of explain- ing the mechanics of how peoples' minds work. This explanation goes a long way, giving light to how people are able to, for instance, stay in a dys- functional relationship, or perhaps, on a positive note, gain empathy for those they don't under- stand. We could even take this idea a few steps further, and include learning to love our enemy. I worry over Rush, and what he represents, because I need to have empathy for him. I am motivated by a simple instruction, simple, but not easy: to love my enemy, to love the things that I hate, to embrace the things that I am repulsed by. I believe that this is one of those lessons that I learn more by doing that just the stated conclu- sion. When I have learned to love my enemy, I usually find that I have no enemies. That hate is an illusion, all smoke and mirrors. I can whip myself up to hate something, or someone, through all sorts of little mind games, by perpetuating lies, by refusing to understand what their reality is, by involving myself with others who share the same ignorance and prejudices, by participating in a two-minute hate. But you know, when I take a real look at things, without prejudices (noun: A detri- ment arising from a hasty or unfair decision based on other grounds than reason or justice.), I see that I have written my own fiction. And the con- clusion that is important is that I will love this per- son or thing. But the conclusion that is significant is that in reality I am incapable of hate. When I know, when I have true knowledge of this person or this thing, or this idea, or this belief system, or this anything, when I take the time to form a judg- ment or opinion with a fair examination of the facts and reasons that are essential to a just and impartial judgment, when I have done this, I find that I cannot hate. That there is something in me, something hard wired by my maker, that makes hate impossible. Kevin Kostyszyn,.a sophompOxpp . Eat early, eat often. Jersey, thinks; "ids Tong as .i1i#F are signi, we'll respect that. Maybe the cafeterfa:Aouldn't have section People n1 want to smell

Thursday October 6, 1994 SPORTS Page 8 Conference Championship Not Out of the Question for Comet Football Team by Jason Wolter one player held his upper- body stable, another field goal and a punt return added another 10 to Holleman doing most of the damage while the drove his helmet through the side of Big Dog's their final score. defense continued to play superbly. The Concordia football team split its last two knee, ending his day, and probably his football The Muskies scored with just over a minute left in The offense scored the go-ahead touchdown games, beating conference opponent career. the game, but the Comets still had a little time left with over 10 minutes to play. They were driving Northwestern (W1) after a loss to Lakeland As Hopkins was being carried off the field on for a magical comeback. However, the game-win- for another score late in the game, but Coach College. The Comets have now won two games a stretcher, the Lakeland band led the fans in a ning touchdown pass fell just out of the reach of Cross decided to down the ball on the and lost two games, but could easily be 4-0. Northwestern two yard-line, and let time run out The Comet's victory over Northwestern put rather than rub it in. them back into the conference championship The victory raised the Comets to 1-1 in the race. In addition to playing much-improved foot- UMAC, and increased the Comet's chances of a ball, the team's defense has gained national conference championship. Only one team, Mt. respect. They are currently ranked fourth nation- Scenario, remains undefeated in the conference ally in the NAIA (National Association of and Concordia plays them in their Homecoming Intercollegiate Athletics) against the run, and game on Oct. 15. sixth overall. Coming up big for the Comets in the past In the first of the two games, the Comets two weeks, other than those previously men- 0 traveled to the shores of Lake Michigan to play the tioned are: Steve Mudgett—named Hardee's play- Lakeland Muskies. er of the week after terrorizing the Northwestern

The Comets learned a lot about Lakeland College, 0 backfield; Treco Coggins (named Hardee's player as well as a lot about themselves. 0 of the week after the Lakeland game) who has two Lakeland, without question, is a school with touchdowns in two weeks, one coming on a 60 Comet Football -- Two Comet defenders sack (and flip) Northwestern's quarterback late in the no class. Neither their players, nor fans have any. fourth quarter to help the Comets seal a big conference victory. yard run after the catch; The entire offense, which Case in point: players in the Lakeland offensive set a school record for plays run in a game (94) line deliberately and maliciously attempted to serenade to Brad that went something like this: freshman receiver Chad Coburn. versus Lakeland; and the Comet defense which is injure the Concordia players by taking "cheap" "NA- NA- NA- NA- HEY - HEY - HEY... Goodbye!" In their home-opener, the Comets defeated ranked sixth in the nation. and illegal shots at their knees. And they succeed- The game was actually good. The Comets, UMAC opponent, Northwestern (WI) in the mud This Saturday, the Comets travel to Watertown, ed. led by steadily improving freshman quarterback puddle known as Griffin Stadium. Wisconsin to take on Maranatha in an UMAC Numerous Comet players had to leave the Craig Moyer, who threw for over 200 yards, were The game went back and forth until the game. 9 game temporarily to get "patched up" before able to put 21 points on the board. fourth quarter, when Concordia took control. The returning to action. Senior defensive tackle Brad The Muskies found a way to tally 23. offense began to grind it out on the ground, with "Big Dog" Hopkins was not as fortunate. While The defense held the Muskies to 13 points, but a sophomore Chris Henning and freshman Carlo Volleyball Team Crushes DMLC by Jason Wolter for its lack of depth. If one of the big hitters went Use of Gangelhoff Center Sways down with an injury, it would leave a pretty big Members of the Concordia College volleyball hole in the team's offensive attack. Honestly, she from its Original Purpose team are marching their way to a conference need not worry about either, since her players championship, as well as getting themselves ready lead the conference in almost every statistical cat- Center has become more of a home for commu- to make a run at the NAIA playoffs. egory. nity events, as public recreational leagues, politi- Currently the Comets are 17-7, 7-0 in the On both offense and defense, the confer- cal conventions and rock concerts have become a UMAC. ence leader plays for Concordia. Junior captain priority. They've had to deal with some adversity and and middle-hitter Marla Gathers leads the UMAC Ideally, Gangelhoff Center should be a place some inconsistent play, but have turned it around in kills (247), and blocks (108). Sophomore mid- where CSP does interact with its larger neighbor- and are playing some very good volleyball. dle-hitter, Theresa Gratz is second in kills (118), ing community, but not at the expense of CSP The Comets have combined a powerful and in blocks (90). Junior Heather Miller is third students. Admittedly, sponsoring these communi- offensive attack with a solid defense to blow-out a in kills (115) and leads the team in digs (222). ty activities is necessary for the Gangelhoff Center Sophomore setter Karen Koegel leads the confer- financially. lot of teams. Among those teams was previously by Ryan Smith undefeated DMLC. The Comets knew that the ence in assists (447). Serving well for the Comets Many student, though, have become frustrated are freshmen Karen Fitzgerald and Mary Roepke with their inability to gain use of the facility; fur- DMLC game was a very important game—one that Our campus facilities were greatly improved could decide the conference championship. (94%), Gratz (95.2%) and junior Jennifer thermore, the misuse of the building has left its last year with the addition of Gangelhoff center on Concordia traveled to New Ulm and won Anderson (96.8%). hardwood courts with scrapes and scars, the tar- 3 the corner of Hamline and Marshall. The Comets are about halfway through their reg- tan surface soiled, and the indoor track with a games to 1. It was not really that close. The remarkable structure was to replace the After that game, first-year coach Liz Golnitz corn- ular season schedule, and are getting ready for a number of permanent puncture wounds. aged LMC as our campus's center for health, well- mented, 'This is the most consistent that we've run at the playoffs. The Ron Gangelhoff family has given ness and physical education. The building was played. We will do very well if we can maintain Check the schedule for their next home Concordia's campus and its neighboring commu- also to serve as the new home of Comet athletics, this level of play." game, and come watch the UMAC's best volleyball nity a precious gift. In thanks for this gift, CSP a beautiful, beautiful thing. As Golnitz sees it, the team's strength is its players and probable conference champs! 9 should use the center for its intended purpose— Recently, however, it seems as if Gangelhoff defense. She worries about the offense, however, the promotion of health and wellness! 9 Please, tell us what you think of the ar When theCometshavescored,though,theywin. All threevictoriesendedwithidentical1-0scores. optimistic. 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Homecoming at Concordia provides the groups of old and new friends can discuss work, opportunity for students, faculty and staff to wel- play, dreams, dreads, hopes, and fears with God at come home graduates and friends. We want our work in human lives. From time to time, we need homecoming guests to enjoy our parade, join in some type of homecoming to put life in perspec- various activities, and cheer the home teams on to tive or to learn again what is important. victory. May their time home at CSP review mem- Homecomings can remind us of the precious ories, revive friendships, revitalize life, and binding ties of divine and human love. I pray that strengthen a bond with people of their alma Concordia's homecoming is used by God as a mater. Homecoming also should provide time for Gospel event. May memories of the past support present members of the campus to have fun dreams of the present and future in the context of together and create meaningful memories. God's love. And may the better teams (ours, of I hope that Concordia's homecoming not course!) win. only brings back or creates happy memories, but confirms Concordia's spiritual values. Small Bob Holst, President 9

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