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Volume I, No. 6 Clemson University, Clemson, South Carolina February 24, 1994 Five-Eight to play Edgar1 s tonight Five-Eight Weirdo *••■&
by Josh Kesterson assistant editor
"So now you know that I want to take my life and I stand here with my favorite serrated knife...But I'm no weirdo." Lyrics like these are not atypical on Five-Eight's new album Weirdo. They can be found scattered amidst the guitar and drums within the continuity of the 11 songs. Tori Amos Five-Eight collectively, Sean Dunn (gui- tar), Patrick Ferguson (drums), Dan Edsel Horowitz (bass) and Mike Mantione (gui- tar, vocals), weaves a punk-like, guitar- Moxy Fruvous based rock with lyrical psychosis. Rarely do bands offer a sincere (twisted) vision of reality without causing people to Patty Torno/Sky Records Digital question the sincerity of the message as do these guys do. Mike Mantione's lyrics are Five-Eight: (l,r): Mantione, Ferguson, Horowitz, Dunn. These Underground never insincere. He sings from experience Weirdos from Athens play Edgar's tonight. and contemplation. Planet Rap The songs cover a haunting range of really happening. envision Five-Eight becoming popular topics about humanity encompassing pre- What is happening is that Five-Eight is nationwide. marital sex, masturbation, homosexuality fast becoming a popular band and with So check this album out so you can say and not being accepted by society. Each good reason. On Weirdo, their second full- "Hey, I listened to them before they were page 2 song deals with a different idea, yet they length recording, Five-Eight has out done cool." are all coherent and intertwined from the themselves. If you really want to be cool, go see Five- first track "Mystery James" to the last song With Mike's raspy soprano voice and Eight tonight at Edgar's. The show starts "Shouldn't be Here." fender-bending guitar, Patrick's gut- at 10 p.m. So don't be a weirdo. Go get a To have to name one track as the best wrenching drumbeats, not to mention Sean few bucks before the banks close, see a Blondie would be slanderous. This album needs to Dunn's rhythm-breaking guitar and Dan great band and look for an interview/ be listened in its entirety to feel what's Horowitz's bass-slapping. It is not hard to concert review next week. page 3 Now Playing ... Seinfeld Compaiion A guide to TV's best show
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imfeteTV's j page 6 h wmmm *it» t«mn*;t»etu« m Dancing Pants The Entertainment Weekly & Seinfeld Companion Time-Out's by Bruce Fretts Election ••• by Sean Cook Surprise editor Just who was the pervert in the park with the present in his Erik Martin/head photographer pants? Comedy of Errors is playing at the Brooks If you answered, "Why, he's the the shadowy figure from page 3 Kramer's childhood whom he remembers while he's being Center this weekend. Call the box office at grilled during the Smog Strangler case in episode 41 of NBC's 656 2461 for more details. hit series Seinfeld," then you must have been reading The see Seinfeld, page 6 1 February 24,1994 Page 2 TJME^QUT! Tori Amos1 soul found deep Under the Pink single from Under the Pink, Girls, but in a style that is by L. Clator Butler, Jr. deals with religious awakening uniquely Tori. Amos plans to follow up the stiff writer from the traumatized perspec- tive: "God sometimes you just album with several singles, each containing unreleased material, In a follow up to a debut album don't come through/ Do you just as she did with the first which reached over 1,000,000 need a woman to look after album. All in all, thirteen listeners two years ago, Tori Amos you?" The video is more bizarre unreleased songs ended up on brings forth her second effort than the song, with its images of CD singles from Little Earth- which is far from sophomoric. In charismatic religious services. quakes and the same is to be 1992, Amos wooed fans on Little "Past the Mission" incorporates expected from Under the Pink. Earthquakes by employing clas- a reggae verse with a smooth, .riai She also plans to tour with this sical piano styles mixed with pas- harmony-rich chorus, in the release, accompanied only by sionate, in-depth vocals pushing grain of the Police. her grand piano, providing au- lyrics of a battle-hardened woman. "The Waitress" is musically diences with a concert sound- The new recording, Under the paradoxical, in its quiet urge to ing as pure and raw as her Pink, explores further musical kill somebody counteracted by music is at heart. territory and lyrical ground. "If its violently loud proclamation But who is Tori Amos really? there's a theme on Under the of peace. "Cornflake Girl" was The grown-up musician who was Pink, it's one of self-empower- inspired by the Alice Walker a child prodigy...the daughter ment," says Amos about the new novel Possessing the Secret of of a minister who resents the record. The words come out Joy. It deals with being a little expectations put on her by harsher and more emotional than different against the plainness society...the beautiful philo- Little Earthquakes; Amos has of society. "I don't see my self sophical goddess that mesmer- dug deeper into her soul to bring as weird," says Amos. "I find the izes audiences, cameras and out the themes for the record. truth endlessly interesting." critics...or the simple woman As a light piano opens the Amos' strongest work is the who has learned to cope with album, somewhat reminiscent of groove-oriented "Space Dog." pain by using music as her George Winston's December, Here she finds the best mix of Amos sings "Pretty Good Year" - several instruments which do therapy- Tori Amos is all these things a song of realization and actual- not overpower the grace of her and more. But nobody describes ization. Sonic whiplash occurs as piano. Harmonies of mis- her better than she herself does: Cindy I'almano/Allantic Records track two, "God," screeches in matched lyrics end the song in "I just see myself as honest. Tori Amos moves from Little Earthquakes to with raunchy guitar parts and a glorious, anthemic montage similar to that of the Indigo That's just the way I am." Under the Pmfc with her sophomore effort. funk bass lines. This, the first
Canada. In 1993, they released hope that this album was an acci- serious look at important world Bargainville, their debut with dent. issues. Since their instant popu- Warner, in the U.S. through At- If you want to hear some de- larity with the "Humpty Dance," lantic. They should have gone cent music and some amusing this group has not had a song to political commentary, try some- equal its success. This album Rating System: with pig-calling. Most of their music ideas seem thing of your own and listen to lacks the distinct sound and fla- •••••Excellent to have been borrowed from the Rush Limbaugh. vor that is synonymous with Digi- •••• Pretty Good likes of They Might Be Giants; tal Underground and Humpty ••• Good When I compared "Spiderman," «f«j0&*l Hump. •• Fair song number 14 on Bargainville, * Poor to "Particle Man" (TMBG), I no- * Half ticed that they were almost the rap same. Only "Particle Man" exhib- its some originality and humor. A few of Moxy Fruvous' songs are reminiscent of the musical con- \^\ tent of TMBG's "Istanbul (not Constantinople)," but again, they lack the talent and, equally im- portant, the originality. Digital The art of combining odd mix- Various Artists tures of instrumentation and atypi- Underground Planet Rap cal lyrics is exactly that, an art; It The Body-Hat Syndrome •'•-& is not a style that four promising pig-callers can just go and imi- it by Maurice Watson Moxy Fruvous tate, expecting the same response staff critic Edsel that the original artist(s) received. bji Tyrone Washington The Everlasting Belt Co. Bargainville "1/2 Off," "Real Deal," the staff critic Rap's everywhere! Tommy Boy Records has gone out and com- ••• ft cover says. I wouldn't take it if they gave it away. The music Digital Underground has fi- posed a album of rappers from Australia to Germany and Canada by Dan Winans shows off Moxy Fruvous' lack of nally emerged from a long stint in rry Larry Barthelenry IV the lab to present the world with to Japan. Some of this stuff actu- senior staff photographer staff critic talent and originality and it gets boring real quick. their latest discovery. The Body ally sounds good. I personally The dim sarcasm and satire Hat Syndrome completes the tril- liked the groups from Sweden The Everlasting Belt Co?. Oh Moxy Fruvous has an interest- and London. All the tracks have ing bit of history that may explain strike me as lame, but apparently ogy of albums for this abstract yes, that would be the new album rap group. With the return of new and interesting rhythms, this by Edsel, which happened to be a why Bargainville sucks so bad. someone likes them. Maybe it's a Canadian thing. Humpty-Hump plus the additional is a definite must have album if car that was suppose to be the These four guys, Mike Ford, one thinks that only the U.S has Murray Foster, Jean Ghomeshi Bargainville isn't really worth new members, Digital Under- greatest thing that hit the earth ground takes a humorous yet slamming rappers. for transportation. While that idea and David Matheson met, get this, a rating, but the half-star is for was one of the biggest flops, Edsel at a pig-calling contest during a the band will not have the same school trip. None of them won the effect. This band sounds a lot like contest, but the four of them split Radiohead. It has the same high the "Most Promising Pig-Caller" guitar sounds and the vocals are award. They met on the podium about the same. But when it comes where they were to accept the prize for their awesome feat. The to the chorus, Edsel breaks away David Adelman form the common sound of Pablo quartet subsequently became Terrell Johnson Lou Potenza Computer Manager friends and discovered that they Editor-in-Chief Managing Editor Honey. Larry K. Barthelemy IV The song that got me to like shared interests in music and the- Sean Cook Chris Sutherland Senior Staff Photographer Edsel was "Buckle." It has the ater. Time Out Editor Business Manager Liese Snode smooth guitars with slow flowing They began performing their Joshua Kesterson Open songs a cappella in the streets of Circulation Manager Senior Staff Photographer vocals. It all just goes together Assistant Time-Out Editor Arnold Edwards perfectly. Another song that sur- Toronto for money and appar- Open Amanda McGovern Art Director passes the rest is "Shaster!". ently drew in enough of it to feed Advertising Manager Copy Editor Larry Loew Again, it has the distinct guitar themselves. I hear begging for Anderson Independent -Mail Erik Martin Business/Advertising Coordinator money is quite lucrative, too. Printer Head Photographer rhythms, with softly flowing vo- Julie Walters-Steele cals. The male voice is not always After playing the streets for a Mark Charney Open Joint Media Advisor slow and flowing like a wuss or while, they did some radio shows, Faculty Advisor Graduate Assistant anything, it's just that the vocals produced an independent cassette just run with the music. and toured quite a bit in Canada. Anne Piquette, Tyrone Washington, Maurice Watson and Brian Wttbeck. Be a part of the future genera- Gaining popularity for their sa- The Tiger is a member of the Associate Collegiate Press, the South Carolina Press Association and isa four-star All-America Award Winner. tion join The Everlasting Belt tirical lyrics and unorthodox per- Co. It is an opportunity of a life formances, Moxy Fruvous even- time, don't pass it up. tually signed with Warner Music February 24, 1994 ]TME*oufi Page 3 Ebner: Choice of the Time-Out generation Approaching soon are the is a straight-up-to-the-point-hon- what the student body needs. much-loved student body elec- est-kind-of-guy. This is why we So if you go to the polls and tions. The student government support him. He is not out to you don't know for whom you are serves as the liaison between Dancing Pants make his resume look good. (I going to vote, take some time and the student body and the fac- don't even know if he has a write in Billy Ebner. If you don't ulty and staff. But what do they resume, I'll have to find out). Billy plan to vote, then maybe you really do? Ebner is the pinnacle of what we should think about Ebner as well. This is the question that I Josh Kesterson feel a student government officer He probably isn't going to vote have been pondering. I'm sure should be. either. He's not that self-serving. that the student government assistant editor In the upcoming edition of That's why we love him so much. has done some good things. I The Tiger you will see profile of understand that it takes time to each of the students running for make any significant changes are running, no one really cares inclusion of Time-Out's, write-in the offices of President and Vice- within student policy, usually and most people don't want to candidate for student body presi- President. Along with these pro- Write in longer that the person elected help someone else get something dent, Billy Ebner. Yes, the same files The Tiger will choose a can- will be in office. on their resume that's not going iconoclastic poet, visionary and didate that it sees as best suited But why do we even have to be on his or her own resume. foiled prospective world dictactor for the jobs. Billy Ebner these public figureheads? The I'm sure the list of reasons goes who's appeared in the past two This would be all fine and majority of the student body on. issues of Time-Out. good, but they are leaving out doesn't even vote. As a matter This year, as always, we have Billy, unlike other candidates, one: our very important prospec- of fact, in the previous elec- the usual batch of candidates with hasn't made any false promises. tive write-in student body presi- tions only around 20 percent of their half-hearted promises. I'm Heck he hasn't even made any dential candidate, Billy Ebner. the students voted, which inci- sure there are some good inten- banners. He knows that these Billy Ebner is not running by dentally is the highest voter tions and some people who really banners only make the campus any choice of his own. We at turn-out we've ever had. want and believe that they can cluttered and messy when they Time-Out have carefully selected This means that one vote change some aspect of the cam- fall down. He understands and Billy as a candidate because we carries a substantial amount of pus. communes with nature. He talks know how good it would be for weight. I don't think those Maybe the election candidates with the animals. Clemson if he was student body people that didn't vote did not should be restricted to people We here at Time-Out see Billy President. vote because they don't want like those. But they are not. So as the best-suited person to fill We think his machinations in- for changes or because they are we have what we have, which is the office of President of the stu- volving the overthrow of the apathetic. I think it's because not half bad. dent body. Billy Ebner does not world would be well-suited for President! no one knows the people who This is only, of course with the support anyone or anything. He Clemson University. He is exactly Blondie makes an unwelcome return
by Brian Slattery performances, including the mas- who tried to make a career for and that new Toro he bought staff critic sacre of T.Rex's "Bang a Gong himself in the music business back tears out all of his pop-up (Get It On)" and the hauntingly in the early 80s (and failed miser- lawn sprinklers. This is the When I saw that Blondie had beautiful Spanish version of "Call ably), was cleaning out his garage worst kind of music that can a new CD out, I thought to Me." a couple of years ago to make be put out by a record com- myself, "This should be inter- As stated boldly across the top space for his new Toro lawn pany. esting." of the liner notes, "By all rights, mower, when he found the tapes No one asked for it, no one After,all, I remembered them Blondie should not have made from these recording sessions and will buy it and it's only going from my youth and they had it." In the context of this compila- decided he'd give the music biz to sit in stores, taking up some pretty good songs by el- tion, there has never been a more one more try. He bought the rights space and tormenting the old ementary school standards, so I truthful statement. to the disco version of "Heart of band members. Somewhere figured I would check it out. But I have a feeling no one in Glass" from K-Tel to add a little out there, Debbie Harry's ca- By the time I got it home, I the band had anything to do with name recognition and slapped reer is spinning in its grave. was ready to hear a little "Rap- it. As a matter of fact, I'd wager this dreck out on the market so It would have been better Blondie ture," or maybe "The Tide is that nobody even remotely asso- that you and I can get stuck with it this stuff was left in the ciated with Blondie would will- it when we forget to return that garage, right between the Blonde and Beyond High," but instead I got about a dozen horrid little songs with ingly admit they had a hand in postcard to the CD-of-the-month- paint thinner and oily rags. • names like "Underground Girl" making these songs. club. That way, this tragedy could and "X Offender," a few live I have a theory that some guy Well, I hope he's happy now have been avoided.
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"The Program," as J.T. Walsh calls his with its athletic style of filmmak- •••-& loyal group of rich alumni, is ing. Unfortunately the juggling eerily reminiscent of Clemson's of story elements only slows the Iry Chris Moore own I.P.T.A.Y. organization. Prob- game tempo of what could have movie critic lems with NCAA regulations in been a more in-depth portrait of the past and present further em- the corruption behind today's Directed by William phasizes this parallel relationship college sports programs. Friedkin(77!e Exorcist, The which for some students will add February 24th through March 2nd, 1994 French Connection) and written a hint of plausibility and realism by executive producer Ron to the picture. AIM HIGH Shelton(5utfDurham, WhiteMen Content-wise, Blue Chips opts FOR Tonight: Satan ay, February 26th: Can't Jump), the new film Blue for a mere lay-up, instead of a full- CAREER Chips delves into the off-court out slam to bring home its mes- SUCCESS. politics of greed and power within sage of the increasing corruption « ►Air Force ROTC builds Wild Men from Borneo Outsk rts the high ranks of college athlet- in college athletics. Friedkin does ics. Named for the nickname given leadership, managerial EssoCI 3* have the cinematic home court TD's by coaches to the year's top high advantage of using actual basket- ability, self-confidence, State of Disorder Jay Gcfre school recruits, the film stars Nick ball players who don't need to individual pride — all Nolte as Pete Bell, a Bobby Knight- the qualities that count Tiger Town Tavern Tiger Tc im Tavern depend on camera angles or body in your career. Air Force ish basketball coach seeking new doubles to make themselves look blood for his faltering Western ROTC can even help Spoonful Come y of Errors good on the basketball court. Also pay for your education. The Gathering The Bro ks Center University Dolphins. Bell's "blue adding to the realism are real Learn more now. Call chip" prospects include the likes coaches like Bobby Knight and Five-Eight Ras*B nghi of Shaquille O'Neal as Neon real basketball announcers like Captain Rob Petree Edgar's The GaAering Bodeaux of New Orleans, Dick Vitale. Friedkin flexes his AFROTC Det 770 Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway as directorial muscles by metamor- 300 Tillman Hall Comedy of Errors Joe JVUrrison and Ric Schrader (Comedians) Butch McCrae of Chicago and phosing the elements of a basket- The Brooks Center The Conedy Stop at Characters (Greenville) Matt Nover as Ricky Roe of Indi- ball game and the movie's differ- 656-3254 C Street Hillbillies ana. With his desperate need for ent story elements into an almost Sundty,*February 27th: another winning season and a ' basketball game version of life. Esso Club powerful alum played by J.T. Like the players on the court, the I Mother Earth Walsh waiting in the wings to characters will do anything to Ras B >nghi fulfill any and all of the monetary win, as long as the referees of Rockafella's (Five Points, Columbia) Leadership Excdloice Marts H«r TheGaherlng wishes of the prospective players, Bell must decide whether to give JSJfUrUa. B Come ly of Errors 0 JrUrUrUM. Friday,February 25th: into the corruption that he has The Bro )k$ Center fought to stay away from during TAKE-OUT his long career as a respected Wild Men From Borneo Tuesday, March 1: college basketball coach. 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