Vol. CCLIII, Live Free! or Die No. 18 The New Hampshire Gazette First Class U.S. Postage Paid June 5, The Nation’s Oldest Newspaper™ • Editor: Steven Fowle • Founded 1756 by Daniel Fowle Portsmouth, N.H., Permit No. 75 2009 PO Box 756, Portsmouth, NH 03802 •
[email protected] • www.nhgazette.com Address Service Requested The Fortnightly Rant Worst Veep? Maybe Not As the nation observes the auditioning for Worst Vice Pres- 200th anniversary of the birth ident in American history. of Abraham Lincoln, our first While Cheney is clearly Republican president, the most among the strongest contenders, prominent representatives of his the competition is tougher than Grand Old Party are Michael one might think. Steele, the party’s chairman; In the firearms competition, Rush Limbaugh, a radio talk for example, Cheney comes out show host; and Richard “Still a poor second to Aaron Burr. Dick” Cheney, formerly the Vice While both men shot others, President, now a private citizen. Cheney merely winged his vic- Steele and Limbaugh both have tim accidentally, while somewhat ample talents for attracting pub- impaired due to liquid refresh- lic attention. Lately, though, Mr. ment. Burr, on the other hand, Cheney has been reaping the after Hamilton intentionally lion’s share of the headlines.* fired high, took deliberate aim This is odd for several reasons: with his dueling pistol and mor- his official duties ended nearly tally wounded Alexander Hamil- five months ago, his most popu- ton. That’s cold. lar official act was leaving of- Speaking of inebriation, was a kind of anti-Cheney.