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[email protected]. Artwork by EMMA FERGUSON Artwork by LACHLAN CLARKE exogenbreach.deviantart.com Contributors synk 1 Welcome to our issue five, staying alive... It’s been a year! A whole frigging year! You all thought we’d go under but we Contents showed you fuckers. ‘Another street press in Melbourne? No way! The other highly Writers: Photography: reputable street presses will eat you idiots alive.’ Bah! We laughed in the face of that The Hives _______________ 2 Duane Jackson Smith Luke Kellett beast and it looks like it paid off.