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UM’s ROTC wins national recognition

Bennett Jacobs For the Kaimin The University of Montana ROTC program is now ranked among the top 10 in the country, and it hopes to use its status to recruit some of the best cadet candidates. Last month, UM’s ROTC program was ranked ninth out of 271 in the nation. Today the program will decide which incom- ing students will be offered scholarships next fall, and it hopes its new ranking, the highest in its history, will persuade top cadet candidates to come to UM. “We work hard to train our students well,” said Col. Heather Ierardi, chairwoman of the military science department. “We have a train- ing program that is proven to work.” ROTC programs are ranked annually by Cadet Command in Fort Monroe, Va. The rankings are based on the overall per- formance of students, both physically and aca- demically. Adam Bystrom/Montana Kaimin Also figured into UM’s ranking was the per- “It smells so good around here — I don’t mind if they do this every year,” an unidentified student said about the piles of pine branches out- formance of 18 cadets at a 32-day leadership side the School of Law Wednesday morning. A mannequin with a hangman’s rope around his neck marks the beginning of this semester’s camp last summer at Fort Lewis, Wash. ongoing feud between the College of Forestry and Conservation and the School of Law. The feud usually precedes the annual Foresters’ Ball. At that camp, UM’s cadets scored highest in field navigation with an average score of 93 out of 100 possible points. The UM cadets also Vandals avenge stolen moose head excelled in other activities, including a physical training test and basic rifle marksmanship. “It’s a very rigorous training and evaluation the theft of Bertha, a mounted trophy moose “We were outraged by the condition in which Jessica Wambach period for the students,” Ierardi said. Montana Kaimin head, last November. we found her,” the caller said. “We hope they Each year, Bertha is taken by the Moose treat their trees better than they treat their Senior Derek Oberg was a standout success at Late-night vandal- Liberation Party, a “guerrilla” organization moose.” the camp, scoring a 99 on the land navigation ism at the School of Law school whose members have been mysteriously linked An envelope containing a photo of Bertha the exercises, Ierardi said. After graduation, Oberg Law Wednesday might target of latest to the Student Bar Association. Moose professionally dressed and chained to a will go on to field artillery training to fulfill his send Bertha, the in Foresters’ SBA President Jessica Kobos said the MLP wall was delivered to the Kaimin office obligation to the Army. forestry school moose, Ball ritual took Bertha because its members are concerned Thursday. “I think being in ROTC in general will help to the witness stand. for the moose’s welfare. They’re also interested Also in the envelope was an unsigned legal me later in life and in business situations,” In accordance with in lower rates for tickets to the Foresters’ Ball petition to appoint the MLP as Bertha’s guardian Oberg said. “Military service is looked highly an age-old rivalry between the School of Law Feb. 6 and 7. ad litem. upon by the business world.” and the College of Forestry and Conservation, a Kobos denied involvement with the MLP, UM’s Legal Counsel, David Aronofsky, said Ierardi said the program will continue to group of students left behind a mess of ransom saying her only job is to make sure no one goes if the petition were approved the MLP would be strive toward excellence. She said one of the notes and disturbing flyers concerning their cap- to jail during these activities. She said in addi- appointed Bertha’s legal guardian based on evi- things that makes UM’s performance commend- ture of two of the law school’s most prized pos- tion to the ruckus Wednesday night, the locked dence that she cannot take care of herself. Such able is that hardly any cadets are on full scholar- sessions. SBA office was broken into and giant duct tape a designation is usually reserved for minor chil- ships, unlike many of their counterparts in pri- The flyers feature five scantily clad males letters spelling “F.A.R.T.” were stuck to the car- dren and the mentally ill, Aranofsky added, and vate schools that were also ranked in the top 10. making frank gestures to themselves, a podium pet. Bertha would have to testify in court if the peti- UM’s ROTC program distributes five major and a leather judge’s chair and clearly identify All jokes aside, this year MLP is serious about tion were pursued. scholarships, including two full ride scholar- the group as the Foresters’Armed Response Bertha’s rights as a moose. “That’s clever,” Aronofsky said. “Bertha will ships. Team, better known as F.A.R.T. An anonymous caller to the Kaimin said the get her day in court. So will the foresters.” “Our students have very strong work ethic,” Alex Williams, a forestry club member who organization took Bertha last November “out of Williams, speaking again for his unidentified Ierardi said. “They are not just ROTCs, they are denied involvement in the scandalous activities, concern for her safety and welfare because the friend, dismissed the MLP’s accusations that ASUM senators and club members and cheer- said he was told by a “friend” that F.A.R.T.’s foresters mistreat her.” leaders. We have a diverse crowd.” actions should be interpreted as retaliation for See LAW SCHOOL, Page 12 Lack of virus filters threatens UM e-mail accounts

Alisha Wyman tion would be to hire an outside only effective in warding off the on computer networks worldwide, September, Ford said. Montana Kaimin contractor to filter all e-mail before army of viruses a computer receives affecting things indirectly related to But the expense forced the it enters the network. daily if a user downloads the e-mail as well, Ford said. A virus department not to renew the contract Thousands of But in the efforts to employ such updates, Ford said. spreads by sending itself automati- in October. Now the network is Virus filter computers are a company, the University faces a “Frequently, though, viruses land cally to all contacts in an e-mail once again vulnerable to virus infec- plugged into would cost problem that has become a theme in before (filters) can get the update user’s address book. tions, he said. the network at about $60,000 every endeavor it hopes to pursue: out,” said Tom Travis, the director “It just starts spewing out hun- While virus filtering is important the University “It’s a question of money,” Ford of Central Systems Support dreds of thousands of e-mails per for protecting the network, there are of Montana. said. Services. second,” Ford said. “The sheer vol- certain risks of privacy violations Tens of thousands of e-mails are The estimated cost of hiring a And the multitude of students ume begins to bog down the system involved. This has been a concern processed each day. company to filter UM e-mail for who use UM’s network do not con- to the point that the other things that for faculty and Ford has presented And the mass of information trav- viruses would be about $60,000 per sistently perform the downloads, are attached to the network — that the idea of hiring an external com- eling through UM’s computer lines year, he said. Ford said. have nothing to do with e-mail, like pany. makes the campus an ideal environ- “When you tell people that, they Every fall, when students bring ATMs — shut down.” “Faculty, and everyone tradition- ment for spawning computer virus- just can’t see how it could cost that their computers to campus from When the University e-mail sys- ally, has worried about this big es, said Ray Ford, the associate vice much,” Ford said. “When you get home, they often carry viruses with tem began to crumble last fall, brother issue that someone else is president for Information up to sort of the corporate level, the them. Information Technology signed a looking at your e-mail,” he said. Technology. price jumps up exponentially.” “That’s 3,000 PCs that have been one-month emergency contract with But virus filtering is a necessary Currently there is no main filter to Right now, the responsibility of living somewhere else,” he said. a filtering company called MX evil, Ford said. It’s important to find stop the viruses before they enter fighting viruses is up to individual “Hackers know this and release Logic. The company cleaned up the a company that is trustworthy. the multiple e-mail systems the computers. viruses.” network and prevented any further school runs, he said. The ideal solu- Filters like Norton Antivirus are Last fall, a virus wreaked havoc infections of the virus during See VIRUS, Page 12 2 Friday, January 30, 2004 OPINION Montana Kaimin The Brad Pitt - UM rumor discredited not much of a leap to realize falling icicles can kill. Peanut Gallery Ask Adam Two weeks ago, a person was admitted to St. Patrick More dorm patrols: Cozy, secure feeling Hospital and stitched up after being cut by a falling Put towels under the doors because Public Safety police officers icicle, according to Joann Hoven, the hospital’s public are ready to smell your burning cheebs. Police roaming the halls information coordinator. can’t hurt, though it could be intimidating. Maybe their presence Adam Weinacker And Thursday morning a campus grounds crew will help students stay straight and not lose their financial aid by removed potentially dangerous icicles that were hang- ing from the roof of the Social Sciences Building smoking the dope. Now that winter break is over, let’s get through the above the loading dock. Frenchy Michaud, systems formalities, shall we? How was your break? Oh, that’s director for custodial grounds and labor, said the crews Another building being built: Respectful nod great. (Feigned interest). Japan, huh? Then New remove icicles three to four times a year. But he said We’re down with this. It gives UM more classrooms. And it Zealand? Wow, that sounds wonderful. (Yawn). Yeah, could draw better research grants to the University. It will, howev- he’s never heard of a student getting injured or killed mine was great, too. Thanks for asking. er, reduce squirrel roaming space, which is a big strike against it. on campus by a falling icicle. I hate those conversations in person even more than I could have been the first. I hate them in writing. Do people really think these New housing at Dornblaser: Long awaited relief short back-and-forths are worth how awkward they Can I get a hell yes?! At last, our sainted University is springing Q. Was any part of “A River Runs Through It” feel? They might only be uncomfortable for me, but I into long-overdue action. Any student who has rented in Mo-town filmed at UM? I heard Brad Pitt was on the stairs of doubt it. Eventually, you’ll get into the “How was your knows they face an icicle’s chance in hell of not contracting hepati- Jeannette Rankin Hall. break?” conversation with someone who went to Nepal tis from their carpet, etc. Hopefully, the ideals of cheap living, free — Chris or something and you’ll feel like a real loser for taking utilities and adequate parking will last, but only time will tell. Our A. Ooh, Brad Pitt! The name is almost a key word that road trip to see your grandparents in Nevada. prediction: the Dornblaser apartments become a slightly more adult that guarantees people will read your column. We’ll Let’s get on with our lives with the knowledge that (read: unruly) version of Jesse Hall. see about that. now matter how great our breaks were, we’re back in “A River Runs Through It,” the 1992 Robert school now. The euphoria is over, and Ask Adam is CyberBear down in the clutch: The agony Redford film starring Pitt, Craig Sheffer and Tom stepping in to fill the void. It’s crunch time. Classes are tomorrow, you’re all set to go, and Skerritt, was filmed in Montana, as many people Here goes the usual tsk-tsk to the readers. all you need is your schedule. But a quick visit to CyberBear turns know. But its footage did not come from UM or any- You all know that you didn’t spend your five weeks into a disappointing letdown. Ever since its inception, CyberBear where around Missoula, according to Dennis Aig, an of break sending e-mails to me with thoughtful ques- has failed students at its most crucial moments. It always seems to MSU film professor and director of the PBS documen- tions. This column is becoming a tool for Kaimin work, however, when bills need to be paid. Hmm. tary “Shadow Casting: The Making of ‘A River Runs staffers to ask questions and see their names in print Through It.’” yet again. People here are narcissistic enough already. Custody battle for Bertha the Moose:A chuckle “There was actually a scene shot at Montana State,” Let’s not give them any more reason to love them- Those crazy kids. There are few UM traditions that are as endear- Aig said. A lounge in MSU’s Student Union Builiding ingly watchable as the face-off between the foresters and the not- selves. was remodeled to resemble the Montana Club in quite-lawyers in the battle for Bertha. It takes the edge off this foul Shoot some questions over to [email protected], Helena. pre-spring, if only because of its continual dissolution into the will you? Most of the footage from the film came from areas absurd. closer to Bozeman, Aig said, including the Gallatin Q. Do people really die from falling icicles? and Yellowstone rivers and Livingston. Federal windfall goes to Financial Aid: Baffled indifference — Kat The film makers passed up the Missoula Valley as a Would somebody please explain what a windfall is? Does the A. I feel privileged to answer this question because potential location because its surroundings didn’t look wind walk along, minding its own business, trip on a cord and then at 3:30 p.m. on Thursday, I narrowly escaped a basket- like they were from the early 20th century, Aig said, fall on its face? Now that’s a windfall. ball-size chunk of ice that fell from the Social Sciences and the Blackfoot River had not yet been restored. Building’s roof onto the south entrance’s landing. As for Pitt being on the steps of Jeannette Rankin Grizbooks alternative to The Bookstore: Apathetic yawn I’m talking about 15 seconds, people. If I left the Hall, it’s not out of the question, but it certainly wasn’t The possibility of forking out less cash for textbooks sounds like building 15 seconds later, I would be in the hospital in the movie, Aig said. Pitt and Sheffer took a road trip a fairy tale and nobody’s sure if this new Web site can make it a and the Kaimin would be Ask Adam-less. Granted, after the film and might very well have visited UM. reality. We’re a little apathetic to say the least. Hopefully the books there were other people who were closer to being hit, But a more likely explanation for the rumor is that don’t come with those annoying highlighted paragraphs that always but this is my column. it’s a simple case of mistaken identity. Aig said there seem to prove irrelevant or notes in the margins in pink or green People do get killed by falling icicles. In the winter was a shot of Pitt on the steps of the Carnegie Library pen. Many thanks to professors who order the small, light-weight of 2001, three people died in Moscow. Amateur moun- in Bozeman. If you check pictures of the library Pelican versions of plays for their classes that cost only $3.95. taineers were hired to rid the high buildings of the online, you’ll see it looks a good bit like Jeannette potentially deadly icicles. When you figure that roofs Rankin Hall. ASUM senators dropping like flies: Scornful smirk can get pretty tall, and icicles can get pretty heavy, it’s Sarcastic salute to our departing “leaders.” What’s the incentive Mystery solved, Shaggy. for senators to stick it out for a whole year’s worth of boring meet- ings when they can already throw “ASUM sentator” on their The Montana Kaimin welcomes respective resumes? Because they committed to it, that’s why. We know the job kind of sucks, but you signed up for it. Be a leader. letters to the editor. Please keep letters under 300 words and include your name, phone number, year in school and The Peanut Gallery is written major. by the editorial staff of the Kaimin Guest columns may also be submitted; they must be 700 words. E-mail all submissions to [email protected]

are unconstitutional. Apart from to prevent corruption within state with an organization that works like Dennis Washington. Perhaps the broad discretion that ASUM is elections. for clean air and water. What Flint is proud to be tied to an likely to receive as a student This expenditure limit guaran- always amazed me about Flint’s organization that so clearly uses association, it is worth keeping in tees that any student interested in contribution from Forward young people as foot soldiers and Letters mind that many of the leading serving has an equal opportunity. Montana's chairman Jason photo opportunities. I'd be embar- legal thinkers in the country, Flint talks a big game about mak- Thielman was not that he took rassed. to the editor including a number of current ing opportunities accessible to all, money from an off-campus indi- Supreme Court justices, have but when push comes to shove, it vidual (which was not a violation Matt Singer declared that money is property, seems clear where his real inter- of the bylaws at the time), but sophomore, economics Flint’s claims were off not speech. That distinction ests are. that he was proud of his connec- ASUM student political action base makes limits acceptable. As for the contribution I tions to a group that claimed to director Regardless, the most recent case received from my friend and for- represent students, but that got Aaron Flint's letter of Thursday, law on the subject comes from mer coworker at the Montana virtually all of its money from the January 29 merits a rebuttal for the Second Circuit Court, which Conservation Voters, I listed it extractive industries lobby, attor- factual and personal reasons. recently ruled Vermont's expendi- correctly on my contribution neys and retired people, not to Aaron seems to be claiming in ture limits constitional as a means form. I'm proud to be associated mention right-wing billionaires this letter that expenditure limits

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N EWSROOM PHONE (406) 243-4310 K AIMIN O N - LINE HTTP://WWW. KAIMIN. ORG KAIMIN is a Salish word for paper. Montana Kaimin PAGE 3 Friday, January 30, 2004 Weather Calendar of Events or not Saturday, Jan. 31 of a body part to learn the condition of the parts beneath by the resultant sound.” That’s what we call a show! Yet More Basketball Tickets are $6/general, $4/students. Adams Center — 7:35 p.m. High: 36 The Lady Griz are playing against Sacramento State. Lecture: The Series Fun basketball fact: In most European countries, basket- Gallagher Building 122 — 7:00 p.m. Low: ball is called “hoopity-hoop fun time crazy-hour.” After Wilderness Lecture Series: “Manifest Destiny in the 24 Rain then snow a European game, the losing team’s coach must eat a American Landscape,” with UM art professor Rafael oday we’re looking for a little bit more rain, but in the after- horse’s gonad. Chacon. If you liked “Manifest Destiny in the noon a push of arctic air is going to move into the valley, caus- American Landscape the Movie,” and “Manifest Ting some snow. And there looks to be some wind in store as Monday, Feb. 2 Destiny in the American Landscape 2: well. As far as the rest of the weekend goes, snow seems to be ready Kaiminuary The Revenge of Manifest Destiny in the to fall. Temperatures are dropping, but we’re not getting too excited. French Film, Oo la la! American Landscape,” then you’ll love The weather’s been awful screwy lately. UC Theater — 7:00 p.m. “Manifest Destiny in the American French film series: “Baise-Moi” Landscape” the lecture. It’s free, too. (“Screw Me”). Hey, I bet [editor’s Wednesday, Feb. 4 Kaimin Weather - “One week down.” note: the following calendar com- mentary has been edited for content due to disgusting language and Senate Meeting unneccessary sexual innuendo. UC 332-333 — 6:00 p.m. Grow up, calendar boy.] Free or $2 donation. ASUM Senate meeting. What the heck? Do they Accuracy Watch have one of these every week or something? You have no idea how hard it is to come up with some “partici- The Montana Kaimin is committed to accuracy in its Some Seminar pate in college politics because your vote counts” entry reports. If you think the Kaimin has committed an Gallagher Building L14 — 12:10-1:00 p.m. every week. Let’s just put it this way: If you don’t go, error of fact, please call 243-2394 or e-mail PEC Presents: “Monday Morning Quarterback: you are a morally bankrupt person who has no right to [email protected] and let us know. If we find a Second-Guess the Publisher of the Independent,” with walk on the same earth as those who attend the meet- factual error was made, we will correct it on this page. Matt Gibson, the Publisher of the Independent (duh). Sponsered by UM’s Practical Ethics Center. The ings. Basketball Schedule incorrect Kaimin will not be surprised if you read about this event The University of Montana men’s basketball team played in the next Independent. Not that we’re judging them or Thursday, Feb. 5 NAU Thursday night not Saturday. On Saturday the anything. Far be it from us to do that. men’s team will be traveling to play Sacramento State. Herb Lecture Tuesday, Feb. 3 Science Complex 348 — noon “Medicine & Medicinal Plants Along The Lewis and Faculty Recital in 3-D Clark Trail,” from the good folks at the Sigma Xi Music Recital Hall — 7:30 p.m. Research Society. Medicinal Plants. I know, I know, Percussionist Robert Ledbetter’s recital. For those you are expecting a pot joke. But you know what — who don’t know, Merriam-Webster Online defines per- we’re not going to do it. There is such a thing as “too cussion as “The act or technique of tapping the surface obvious of a joke.” Yes, even for us.

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Claude Alick, a bartender at the exactly how Symmes got home and an average of six cabs run- For the Kaimin 1, 2003, the latest date when sta- Golden Rose, said he thinks the that night, but it wasn’t in a ning on a weekend night, some- tistics were available. Hainline, program is a good idea, but some- Home Free cab, she said. one has to wait, she explained. It’s 1:45 a.m. Your head is president of 4B’s Restaurants, times patrons have to wait 45 Symmes said he doesn’t “It’s longer to sit in jail,” spinning, friends’ faces are hazy started the program in Bozeman minutes to an hour for a cab. remember much except people Hutchison said. and you can’t seem to get that to reduce drunken driving. Alick said cab drivers are often trying to get him to wait for the The Home Free program is not annoying buzz out of your ear. Eventually, he brought it to reluctant to pick up people using taxi. well advertised. Out of 15 patrons Somehow you stumble up to Missoula. Home Free. To the cab drivers, it’s a whole asked in downtown bars, eight the bartender and ask for one About 30 bars in or near the “(Cab drivers) know when it’s other ball game. They become did not know anything about the more Jack and Coke. As you feel downtown district are members of a Home Free,” he said. responsible for returning an program. Junior Jay Cox said he around in your canyon-deep Home Free, said Lonie Yellow Cab, Inc., Missoula’s intoxicated person to the destina- thinks more people would use the pockets, you pull out the keys to Hutchison, the contact for Home taxi service, declined to com- tion written on the voucher. program if it were advertised your car. Just as the server is set- Free and the Safe Kids/Safe ment. “I’ve had one puker,” said a more. ting down your drink, you stop Communities coordinator. In While enjoying a night out with Yellow Cab, Inc. driver, who “I drive downtown all the time and put the keys on the bar while exchange for car keys, bar friends, Tuker Symmes enjoyed asked to remain anonymous. “I and then I’m stuck searching for you fumble with quarters and patrons can get a free cab ride to himself a bit too much. He also get my 35 percent and it’s good a ride home,” he said. dimes. any residence in the city, she had his first encounter with Home to keep the drunks off the road.” Others agreed. It is illegal to serve alcohol to a said. Bar owners pay a flat rate of Free Missoula. Keeping drunks off the road is “If I knew about the program person showing blatant signs of $250 a year and they receive 100 Paula Dreyer, Symmes’ girl- Home Free’s goal. Over the past and I was in a jam I would defi- intoxication. The bartender can vouchers for the service. They friend, said she would ride with decade there has been a 50 per- nitely use it,” said UM student make one of two choices. He can can ask for 50 more vouchers if him. She filled out the paperwork cent decrease in alcohol-related Brett Svetlik. Then Svetlik either refuse to serve you and the original 100 run out, but those and the two were told to wait out- crashes, Hutchison said. shrugged his shoulders and, look- send you on your way, telling you will cost $8 each. side. The bartender said the “The idea is not to enable peo- ing down, spoke of a friend who not to drive, or he can refuse to “We do track it,” Hutchison Home Free cab wouldn’t arrive ple to not be responsible, but it’s had killed a peer while driving serve you and offer to call you a said. “If we see it is being abused for at least 45 minutes. a safety net when they are cele- drunk three years ago in Helena. cab. we will speak to the owner and “I couldn’t get him to wait. It brating or don’t pace themselves, “I don’t go downtown often but The bartender has that second take some form of action.” was cold and he was passing or other circumstances,” she said. I’ve heard about people driving option due to a program called Bartenders think Home Free is out,” Dreyer said. Symmes even- Hutchison acknowledged that it drunk from the bars,” he said. “I Home Free Missoula. Home Free a good program, but they say it’s tually gave up and walked off, can be a long wait for a Home bet my friend would have used gave 40,302 rides between March not without flaws. she said. Dreyer wasn’t sure Free cab. With one cab company (the service) if there was one.” 17, 1985 — the day Jeff Hailine UM ranks No. 10 with Peace Corps

Josi Carlson includes schools with undergraduate For the Kaimin enrollments of 5,000 to 15,000. Montana State helped represent the Stuart Green fondly remembers treasure state, capturing the 23rd an island off the north coast of spot on the list. Honduras where everyone lives in “[UM] has a lot of liberal and grass huts. open-minded people,” Green said. It had an 80-yard sandbar and “They are well-receptive and politi- time was spent swimming, playing cally active, more so than other cards and eating fish. places.” “It was basically like ‘Gilligan’s Volunteers are pushed to their Island,’” said Green, who spent limits every day, but they are also 2000 to 2002 as a Peace Corps vol- provided an excellent opportunity to unteer in Honduras. travel and a greater appreciation for But Green’s mission wasn’t to everything else in life, Green said. soak up the sun with the Professor The whole attitude of the people at and Ginger — he was a water and UM is really pro-active, he said, sanitation engineer in the veritable making them an excellent fit for the desert of northern Honduras. His Peace Corps program. job was to figure out how to bring The course offerings at UM make water to an area where temperatures the school an excellent springboard regularly reached 115 degrees. into the Peace Corps, said Jim Honduras does not have a typical Aguirre, a Peace Corps representa- Central American jungle climate, tive from Seattle. Ideal degrees for Green said. It’s more like Africa: volunteers include agriculture, very hot and dry, Green said. forestry, environmental science, “Those were some of the best health and business. days of my life, and some of the “In those fields, and others, the hardest,” said Green, who is now Peace Corps offers the recent col- the University of Montana’s Peace lege/university graduate the oppor- Corps representative. tunity to put their academic experi- Green can relate to the many UM ence to use,” Aguirre said. students who have chosen to join Last year UM tied for the No. 10 the Peace Corps after graduation, a position on the Peace Corps list trend that has won UM the No. 10 alongside Stanford University, spot in the nation for mid-size uni- which had 32 volunteers. Green versities on the Peace Corps’ “Top believes that the numbers will con- Producing Colleges and tinue to increase each year. Universities” list for 2004. “The interest here is real,” Green With 35 alumni volunteers in the said. “It’s a rare thing that people Peace Corps, UM beat schools such have such an interest in what is as Notre Dame, Yale and Harvard. going on in the world around them.” The University of Virginia ranked No. 1 in the mid-size category that Montana Kaimin NEWS Friday, January 30, 2004 5 Locked-up laundry, bottle barrage, hit-and-run Honda

Kristen Cates the nearby residence halls. Which to discuss damages but then took Montana Kaimin Sunday, Jan. 25, 2:12 a.m. Sunday, Jan. 25, 4:34 a.m. hall the firecrackers came from off. could not be determined. “Video tapes are being Friday, Jan. 23, 8:20 a.m. Officers responded to calls about A suspicious male was reported reviewed,” Lemcke said. noise outside Craig Hall. Upon to be “hanging around” the Garnet Tuesday, Jan. 27, 8:27 a.m. The Office of Public Safety was arrival, they found two males Court Apartments at the University Tuesday, Jan. 27, 9:43 p.m. alerted that a laundry room in the throwing bottles at students, Villages. Lemcke said when an Public Safety officers were called University Villages had been van- Lemcke said. Two of the assaulted officer arrived, the to a second-floor bathroom in Elrod A woman reportedly hit a child at dalized. Capt. Jim Lemcke, assis- students were taken to St. Patrick man was in his car Hall to report graffiti on the walls the Adams Center after the Harlem tant director of Public Safety, said Hospital to be treat- and told the offi- and on the posts outside the stalls. Globetrotters game. “Apparently, someone broke the window to the ed. Lemcke said he cer he was stay- Lemcke said the graffiti was writ- things got a little tight when the room and went in. He said it is pos- believes the bottle- Police Blotter ing with a friend, ten in black permanent marker. Globetrotters were signing auto- sible the person broke in to retrieve throwers were not but couldn’t Public Safety officers took photos graphs,” Lemcke said. The woman clothes locked in the room. students. remember the and will forward reports to the wanted to move the child out of the “Some people are just frustrated “It was a nasty, violent, drunken friend’s apartment Missoula Police Department way more than anything, he said. and forget to think,” Lemcke said. attack,” he said. “I don’t know why number. because, he said, officers weren’t it happened.” “The officer gave him a blanket sure whether the symbols were Thursday, Jan. 29, 12:34 a.m. Friday, Jan. 23, 6:30 p.m. and he was going to stay in his gang-related. Sunday, Jan. 25, 3:58 a.m. car,” Lemcke said. “He was a bit A custodian at the Social One juvenile was assaulted by under the weather as well.” Tuesday, Jan. 27, 10:36 a.m. Sciences Building reported large three other juveniles outside the Lemcke said a fire extinguisher icicles hanging from the roof above Craighead Apartments in the was blasted off on the fifth floor of Monday, Jan. 26, 12:16 a.m. A woman in an old red Honda the loading dock. Lemcke said the University Villages. Reports said Jesse Hall, making a mess in the attempted to drive into the campus area was roped off until grounds the juvenile was thrown up against hallway. There was a gunshot reported in parking garage and she hit another crews could get there to remove the a wall and “white-washed.” “So far, fire extinguishers have the Lommasson Center parking lot. car, Lemcke said. The man in the icicles. “Technically, it could be called not been locked off, which may Officers reported finding a large other car said the woman told him, “It’s weather change,” Lemcke an assault, but in reality, it was kids now happen,” he said. burn spot in the lot. Lemcke said “I’ll meet you around the corner,” said. rough-housing — wiping a guy’s Lemcke said he suspects alcohol the bang actually came from fire- face in the snow,” Lemcke said. was involved. works being thrown from one of Pixar gives up on Disney 721-2438 or 1-800-227-2438 • 3219 N. Reserve www.montanachevy.com in a statement. “We’ve had a great under the existing agreement. Gary Gentile run together — one of the most suc- The five films produced under the Associated Press Writer cessful in Hollywood history — and partnership have grossed more than OWN A NEW CHEVROLET LOS ANGELES (AP) - After co- it’s a shame that Disney won’t be $2.5 billion at the box office. 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Leah Young F But Green says he’s responsi- For the Kaimin ble about gambling. “I always set a limit,” Green niversity of Montana senior said. “All the gambling I do is in URogan Mcgillis deals at the my free time. See the $20 I put Board Room three nights a week. in? Once that’s gone I’m done Work starts at 6:30 p.m. and lasts playing.” until there are no more players, Anyone 18 or older, beginner which sometimes doesn’t happen or experienced, can find a poker until 6 a.m. But he makes any- game every night of the week. where from $35 to $50 an hour in There are at least seven bars tips, so Mcgillis says the late around Missoula offering the nights are worth it. poker experience. “(Dealing) is probably the best Since the World Series of job for college students,” Mcgillis Poker became televised in the late said. “If you’re a late-night per- 1990s, the game has become son it’s definitely a good job for increasingly more popular. Poker part time.” has been transformed into UM Junior Mike Freeman, 23, waits for the dealer to finish handing out cards for a round of Texas Hold’em at Whether dealing for an income the Boardroom Thursday night. The Boardroom is just one of many place in Missoula where you can find live Internet, video and TV games. or playing for fun at a friend’s poker most weeknights. Interest in playing poker rose house or the bar, playing poker especially after ESPN’s 2003 has become a way many UM stu- broadcast of the WSOP, which dents to spend evenings. Photos by Mike Cohea 832 players entered, according to Mcgillis started playing poker Binion’s Horseshoe Casino in when he was 18. After a year of downtown Las Vegas. This was a playing he learned to deal and has In Texas Hold’em a player 32 percent increase from the year been doing so for the last one- is dealt two cards face before, the biggest in WSOP his- and-a-half years. down and wagers on tory. So many entries put the Ross Prosperi and Richard those cards. After the bet- prize pot at $7,802,700. ting is concluded, three Kraude are two students out of Gaming gets bigger and bigger cards, called the flop, are many who get together with their as people see the money profes- put in the middle of the friends for a weekly poker night sional poker players are making table and players bet at someone’s house. again on their chances of on TV, and students and profes- “I play because it’s so fun.” winning. One more card sors agree that there’s a future in Prosperi said. “It’s sort of a real is flipped, which is the industry. experience using basic mind referred to as 4th Street, “Gaming in general and poker and once again the play- observances.” in particular are a booming indus- ers wager. Finally the fifth Freshman Chad Green has been try,” said professor Scott card, or the river card, is gambling since he was 8 years Burnham, who taught a poker flipped and players wager old. Green and his older brother one last time in the pot. class over winter break. “I don’t used to bet $50, which Green did- After all the cards are think I would recommend becom- n’t have, on pool games. flipped the winner is ing a professional poker player, “I’ll never stop gambling,” determined by who has but I do think it makes a great the best five-card hand Green said, while playing poker hobby. And I think the gaming using their two pocket at Stockman’s Wednesday night. industry offers interesting and cards and the five com- “Gambling is an addiction. Once munity cards. challenging opportunities in man- you win for your first time it’s a agement.” great feeling.”

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Mike Cohea/Montana Kaimin Jody McLeod forces a turnover against Northern Arizona’s Alexis Rhodes during the first half of a 74-37 win for the Lady Griz Thursday night. McLeod finished the game with 10 points, six rebounds and two steals Lady Griz give Lumberjacks the ax

Jeff Windmueller to the team. Montana Kaimin Two Lady Griz players, junior center Crystal Baird and sophomore forward Jody McLeod, At tip-off, Montana guard capped off the game with 10 points Brooklynn Lorenzen received the ball; Juliann Keller, apiece. Meanwhile, senior forward by half-time the Lady Griz were win- three Lady Griz Julie Deming — who struggled, ning 37-15, and with three minutes left score ten points shooting just 3 for 14 — added six in the game half of the 3,427 fans in in 74-37 victory rebounds, four assists, and three attendance were trying to beat the oth- steals to her eight points. ers to the parking lot. The Lady Griz had some diffi- Within the first ten minutes, it seemed there was no way culty making shots, shooting 39.4 the Northern Arizona Wildcats (7-10, 1-4 Big Sky percent for the game. But they still Conference) were going to catch up to the Lady Griz (15-4, proved they can make either light- 4-0 BSC). The Lady Griz won Thursday’s game 74-37 in the ning-quick or lob passes to players Adams Center arena. It was their first Big Sky conference that seem to brush by the other game at home. teams’ finger tips before catching “I really thought it would be tougher,” said University of another Lady Griz down low. Montana head coach Robin Selvig. “Sometimes it’s like ‘praise After all, NAU has played well against teams like UNLV, Lord’ I hope they catch it,” Keller he said. said. In the end, UM’s defense kept the other team scrambling. Usually, that’s not a problem for The Wildcats had 22 turnovers to Montana’s 10, and Lady 6-foot-3 Tyler. Griz players could be seen diving for a loose ball or sneaking “I’ve got long arms, so I have a a quick steal throughout the game. With 9:45 left in the sec- little bit of an advantage,” Tyler ond half, sophomore guard Katie Edwards and junior center said. Crystal Baird completely trapped an NAU player along the UM totaled 23 assists to the out-of-bounds line. As a last resort the Lady Wildcat ditched Wildcats’ 11. Lorenzen led with six the ball between her own legs, only to have it picked up by assists, bringing her within five of UM freshman guard Jackie DeShazer. Skyla Sisco’s UM-career record at “We came off really hot and kind of intimidated them,” 587. said junior center Hollie Tyler. “We haven’t really started off For the Wildcats, center Alyssa like that in a while.” Wahl led NAU with eight points, Mike Cohea/Montana Kaimin and forward Laura Dinkins added Juliann Keller pulls down one of seven offensive Tyler led the team in points, rallying for 16 along with six rebounds to add to her 15 points in Thursday night’s rebounds, but it was the all-around strong performance by 10 rebounds to her own 4 points. 74-37 win. Keller was named Lady Griz player of the junior guard Juliann Keller that landed her Lady Griz player Although down by twice their game. of the game. own score, the Wildcats did not Keller scored 15 points along with 10 rebounds, the first give up. They were able to pull off nine points in the last double-double of her college career. minute, including the last one of the game. Keller has begun to come into her own in the past few “(NAU) didn’t sit back,” Selvig said. “They said ‘let’s go weeks. Her 10 points and seven rebounds helped to defeat get them.’” 24th-ranked Utah on Jan. 10. Since then she has been posting The Lady Griz played without junior forward Lynsey up even more — including 10 points and nine rebounds the Monaco, who had an operation on her foot two weeks ago. next week against Idaho State. She has been practicing with the team this week and Selvig “It feels good,” she said. “I have definitely worked hard.” said she will see playing time in Saturday’s game. UM will Keller said that most of all, she is happy to be contributing play Sacramento State at 7:35 p.m. in the Adams Center. 8 Friday, January 30, 2004 SPORTS Montana Kaimin 13 Questions:Brent Cummings

Will Cleveland massages. I’ve visited a couple of cut your hair? That Ronald who have the sexiest legs, I don’t major, who is your favorite presi- Montana Kaimin masseuses here in Missoula. Plus, McDonald hairdo was pretty know. It’s a toss-up between a couple dent and why? any time you get some random girl sweet. in there, but the volleyball player BC: I’d have to say Abraham Brent Cummings, a senior captain to give you a back massage, that’s a BC: I enjoyed the hair flapping in with the best legs has the initials A Lincoln. He’s such an obvious choice on the University of Montana basket- bonus. the wind as I would run, but I’ve had and P. because of the things he did during ball team, sat out last season due to K: There you go. All right, I’ve my hair short for so long that I just K: All right, a few of your team- the Civil War by holding the country back problems, but now he is back got to ask about the basketball sea- wanted to see what it would be like mates whom I have spoken to said together. Emancipation was a big better than ever. son. You guys are to have it long. I that they have no dirt on you, thing as well. Plus, he was real tall We just needed to see if his mind kind of struggling have had short which makes my job extremely dif- and us tall guys have to stick togeth- had progressed to the same level as right now. What do hair since seventh ficult. Guess there isn’t a question er. his body. you think needs to grade and when I here then. Let’s skip that. K: As a history buff then, you Kaimin: How did you deal men- be done to turn this was a kid I had BC: No dirt is always good for should know which years Lincoln tally and physically with your back season around? curlier hair. I me. served? problems that caused you to sit out BC: We’ve got to wanted to see if it K: That was kind of stupid, BC: Oh, gosh. Let me see. Well, I last season? become more disci- was still curly. though. Sorry. You knew the cliche think he came in ’60 to ’64 and then Brent Cummings: For rehab, I plined — both offen- Interestingly porno title question was coming. he was assassinated after 1864 dur- went with a conservative process. I sively and defensive- enough, it was. BC: I’ve got the perfect name for ing his second term. did physical therapy and took some ly. If we just start When the semes- it. K: Dammit, you sound right. If ibuprofen and stuff first. And then moving the ball ter was over, I K: Then if your life were a cliche you were to play Lil’ Bow Wow when it didn’t work, I started doing around better and decided that I porno movie, what would it be and Lil’ Romeo in a basketball cortisone injections and traction. That making the defense needed to take called and why? game, who would win? didn’t work either, so I went and had work, then the some weight off BC: Well this is going to be crass BC: Lil’ Bow Wow has his surgery. So, it was kind of like a offense will start to my shoulders and and juvenile, but I’d have to say Campbell’s Soup commercial out gradual process for me. Mentally, work and we can dic- since my head “Cummings In Your Face,” for obvi- right now and he has a pretty sweet you know, when you first get injured, tate what we want to Brent Cummings was on my shoul- ous reasons. jumper, but I would take no prison- you think it is going to be a short- do. ders, I figured that the hair would be K: Yeah, no explanation needed ers. I would dominate. term process. You are just trying to K: So, do you think it is possible the best to go. there. What do you think is next K: Random literature time. I’ve get back on the court as quick as pos- that the team needs to suit up K: Do you remember Lizzie for Britney Spears after her 55- been reading a lot of Hunter S. sible, but when you realize that it (assistant coach) Wayne Tinkle? Wertz’s comment in “13 hour marriage and that Madonna Thompson lately, so I was just can’t happen, you just have to think BC: He might have a couple min- Questions” from last semester kiss that we all loved? Do you wondering, what do you think fear about the long-term. I just set little utes of eligibility left. He says that if when she said you had the sexiest think she can go any lower? and loathing is? goals for myself, saying like, he played a half, he would get 30 legs in the athletic department? BC: We were just in Vegas over BC: Fear and loathing? Doesn’t it “Maybe I can get back on the court (points) and 12 (rebounds), but BC: Yeah, I got it hanging on my Christmas break and I think the odds have something to do with Las in a month-and-a-half or two unfortunately that is not going to be a wall. down there were that she was going Vegas? months.” possibility for us. So we will have to K: How would you respond to to be in Playboy, two to one, within K: Yeah, probably. That was a K: Do you enjoy back massages? find some other magical cure. that claim? the next few years. I am going to stupid question. I wish I would BC: Back massages? Do I enjoy K: How about back massages? BC: I would say that she speaks have to go with that one. have come up with something bet- back massages? Yes, I love back Anyway, when did you decide to the truth. But in terms of females K: Since you are a history ter. Oh, well. Montana Kaimin SPORTS Friday, January 30, 2004 9 Students gear up for Super Bowl Slump continues;

Joe Friedrichs unlikely underdog in the Panthers. you never know whom she’s going to Meanwhile, New England is consistent- kiss next,” Thomas S. Walsh said. NAU hands Griz For the Montana Kaimin ly in a play-off position and won the “Bring on the Olsen twins!” Peyton Manning Super Bowl two years ago. Students can find plenty of options to won’t be taking any Game day “You have to be pulling for Carolina view the game either on campus or snaps Sunday, and is about because they are the underdogs,” said around town. All the dorms are offering third Big Sky loss Donovan McNabb more than junior Todd Bergstrom, who will be a place to watch the game on big- Danny Davis will just have to eat football watching the game at his house with screen televisions in the lounge areas. Montana Kaimin Campbell’s chunky some friends. “Both of the teams have Some will also be serving fresh-made, soup with his mother. mild offenses, but it is a nice match steaming-hot bowls of chili with sides Northern Arizona University sent Montana to its For Super Bowl XXXVIII, the two between two good defenses.” of cheese and other snacks. third straight Big Sky Conference defeat Tuesday quarterbacks might be doing the same Mickelson said neither one of the Missoula bars with televisions will be night, beating the Grizzlies 83-67. thing as students at the University of teams is his favorite, but his X-Box and airing the game, which is set to kick off Following losses in the last couple of weeks to Montana — playing a rousing game of high-stakes poker should make up for at 4:25 p.m. Sunday. The Press Box is Weber State and Montana State, UM had hoped to tackle football for a pre-game festival, that. starting its party at 3 p.m. The party come into the Walkup Sky Dome and rebound against plopping on the couch, cracking a cold “I am not watching the game for includes buffalo wings for 10 cents and the Lumberjacks, who had been winless in conference beverage and waiting for the Super either of the teams,” Mickelson said. dollar pints of Kokanee. The Desperado play at home. Bowl to begin. “But the other stuff going on besides is making special BBQ pork sandwich- NAU quickly put any hopes of a Grizzly win away “We usually do something cool the game should keep it cool.” es and has specials on pitchers of beer. as they never trailed, but coasted to a 44-25 halftime before the Super Bowl like high stakes To pump up excitement, Super Bowl Many other bars in Missoula are run- lead. poker or loads of Madden on X-Box,” games have provided energetic half- ning specials as well. Big Sky Conference player of the week Aaron Bond said sophomore Ryan Mickelson. “We time shows over the years. And, of “I plan on sticking to my regular rou- had 26 points to pace the Lumberjacks (11-8 overall; like to work up a nice sweat and a Griz- course, there’s always the high-priced tine of drinking beer at a buddy’s and 4-2 Big Sky) while teammates Joakim Kjellbom and like appetite before the game.” commercials. This year Janet Jackson is changing who I predicted to win some- Chris Ferguson added 18 and 14 points, respectively. This year’s Super Bowl between the the headliner for the MTV-produced time late in the fourth quarter,” “Defensively we were just totally out of sorts,” Carolina Panthers and the New England halftime gig, along with Kid Rock, Mickelson said. “It seems to work head coach Pat Kennedy said in a radio interview Patriots lacks larger-market NFL teams, Nelly and Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, for- every year — being I have called the with KGVO-AM. “Believe me, we were getting to and some football fans are expecting a merly known as Puff Daddy. past twenty Super Bowl winners.” that point where we were trying everything and it just dull performance from the big ticket. “If I had my choice for the halftime “I’ll be at my house or a sports bar didn’t work.” “It won’t be as fun as the keg we had show it would be Britney Spears for the game,” said sophomore Sara Kamaar Davis led Montana with 13 points while on first floor Miller Hall freshman because she is absolutely hot,” Starr. “It’s all about good drinks, good Steve Horne chipped in 11. NAU’s defense, however, year,” said junior Annie Whitters. “But Bergstrom said. “Plus she is from food and a good time wherever you shut out Montana guard Kevin Criswell, who came this year we are going to party and I’m Louisiana, the same state as the are,” Starr said. “But if I had my choice into the game as Montana’s leading scorer with 13.4 making mini-hotdogs rolled in bread.” Panthers quarterback Jack Delhomme.” I’d be in a hot tub — nude — surround- points per game. The Super Bowl matchup is not one Spears seems to be a favorite among ed by Wade Robson, Paul Walker and UM actually outshot the Lumberjacks 50.9 percent many students at UM predicted at the many Super Bowl viewers. Brett Favre.” to 45.3 percent but had more turnovers (22-16) and beginning of the playoffs, featuring an “It has to be Britney Spears because let NAU control the offensive glass (13-7). NAU, who leads the Big Sky Conference in three-pointers, outshot the Griz (8-5). Meanwhile, he went 17-24 from the free-throw line. UM only had 10 attempts, making six from the charity stripe. Cold swim to raise Special Olympic funds Montana used 13 players in the game against NAU, including guard Ray Booker, who missed Montana’s Peter Coyle University of Montana senior of the Special Olympics. They also five previous games because of academic troubles. Montana Kaimin Colleen Tone did the dip three years raise funds to support the games by Booker returned to score six points. ago. participating in events such as the The loss only extended Montana’s recent slump. Plunging into frigid water in “It’s a freezing cold,” she said. “I Grizzly Dip and a statewide torch run. Since beating Saint Mary’s in the Montana Holiday January to raise money for a good really believe in that group, and this According to Roger Miller, senior Classic championship in late November, UM has lost cause might not sound like fun, but to is one more way to contribute.” program director at the YMCA who 12 out of their last 14 games. Montana’s record drops many Special Olympics supporters, Tone raised $80 in pledges and won also coordinates activities with the to 5-13 (2-4 Big Sky) and keeps the Griz in 7th place the cold toes are part of the giving. a trophy for most money raised by a Special Olympics, most of the money in the Big Sky Conference. At noon on Jan. 31, the Spartan college student. raised will help local organizations “February has gotta be our month,” Kennedy said. Pool will hold its fifth annual polar The Special Olympics provides run the Special Olympics. The rest of “We’ve got to see if we can turn it around in February swim, called the “Super Grizzly Dip,” year-round athletic opportunities for the money, around 40 percent, will go and give our fans something to be excited about.” to help local law enforcement raise individuals with mental retardation. to help defray statewide costs for the Montana will travel to Sacramento on Saturday to money for the Montana Special To help offset the cost, law enforce- games. square off against the last-place Hornets. Game time Olympics. ment agencies try to raise awareness Just look out for the ice. is set for 8:05 pm.

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Horoscopes for the ignorant Aries (March 21-April 20) *** This week’s Horoscopes for the igno- rant is an awesome, super- bonus special edition in which a Kaimin personality will review the movie “21 Grams.” Enjoy it with somebody you care about.

Taurus (April 21-May 21) **** “21 Grams” is an example of what an excellent director and a superb cast can do with a good — but not great — script.

Gemini (May 22-June 21) ***** Director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu’s sec- ond feature (the first was the powerful “Amores Perros”) unfolds in a non-linear fashion.

Cancer (June 22-July 22) **** The audience watch- es the events in three main characters’ lives unfold out of sequence. This method of storytelling comes off as alter- Nick Wolcott/Montana Kaimin nately gimmicky and effective Eek-A-Mouse performs to a crowd Wednesday night at The Other Side Bar. For 20 years Mouse has been performing his reggae/rock beat. as a foreshadowing tool.

Kaimin concert review Leo (July 23-Aug. 23) *** The plot revolves around three unrelated characters Eek-A-Mouse takes hits; hits all the right notes who are brought together by a chain of events that this Ira Sather-Olson Soon after the band left the stage with some rock-influenced his singing. He would say things review/horoscope will not reveal, Kaimin Reporter stage, throngs of audience mem- reggae, with one keyboardist play- like, “Bing Bang Biddy Bong both because it is a surprise and bers made their way to the bar to ing a traditional 4/4 reggae Bong Biddy Biddy Bong Biddy also due to space. College kids of all types were fuel up on booze. The rest of the melody and the other keyboardist Bang,” in rapid-fire succession boozin’ it up, smokin’ it up and crowd drowned out the venue with playing extended melodies. The and in time with the music. He Virgo (Aug. 24-Sept. 22) dancin’ up a storm at Wednesday hundreds of overlapping conversa- Mouse soon took the stage wear- would make weird high-pitched **** Sean Penn does a night’s Eek-A-Mouse show at The tions about how drunk somebody ing a patterned button-up shirt and melodic sounds with his mouth great job as Paul, a profes- Other Side bar. was or how their first week of tie with a fedora hat. and then do the same thing only a sor with failing health, but still The Santa Cruz, Calif. band class was going — among other Amid excited shouts from the few octaves lower. can’t hide the holes in the script Expendables started out the night things. The venue became increas- crowd, the Mouse launched into a The only downside to the show which seemingly force him to with some pop-punk and reggae. ingly stuffy with cigarette smoke, variety of songs, old and new, was that it was hard to decipher make irrational choices. Still, They got most of the crowd on but it seemed apparent that the some recognizable, some not. But what Eek-A-Mouse was singing their feet and ready for the Mouse, Oscar would probably have been audience was rife with anticipation his voice still sounded fresh — most of the time, but the audience calling him had he not been but sounded like a sped-up version for Eek-A-Mouse’s set. One almost as if it hadn’t changed didn’t seem to mind all that much. of Blink 182 without the overtly competing against his own per- couldn’t help but notice the mean- much in the 20-odd years that he Several times throughout the formance in “Mystic River.” cheesy emotional vocals. looking bouncer roaming through has been performing and/or smok- show the Mouse made references The Expendables ended their set the crowd before the Mouse’s set. ing. to marijuana such as when he said, Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) on a quasi-butt rock tip with the Perhaps he was looking for under- One of the most notable things “Weed, weed, I love my weed,” or, *** Naomi Watts is elec- lead singer rockin’ out with his age kids or people smoking pot. about the performance was the “What are you drinkin’ and trifying as Christina, a shirt off, Axl Rose-style. Eek-A-Mouse’s band took the Mouse’s scatting interspersed with smokin’ tonight?” It seemed obvi- ous that he was enjoying the ambi- housewife recovering from drug ence as he interacted with the addiction. crowd throughout the night. Eek-A-Mouse and his band Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) proved to Missoulians that an *** Acting doesn’t get any artist can sound fresh and exciting better than Benicio Del after two decades of record releas- Torro as Jack, a reformed inmate. es and international tours. “It was very ephemeral, you Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. can’t re-enact a moment like this,” 21) **** But explana- said Sky Boggs, a junior studying tions, backgrounds and English. “They got a kick out of rationality are occasionally not us, (and I think) we were more built into the script, which ulti- entertaining to them.” mately leaves the director and A friend of Boggs’s at the show actors to pull the wool over the who wished to withhold her name collective eyes of its audience. said, “The band is hot, in a pletho- ra of ways.” Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. The Mouse ended his set with 19) ***** Gwyneth the infamous song “Wah Do Paltrow has been kid- Dem.” After asking the crowd to napped. Call the authorities. repeat his name he went off stage, with his band following him soon Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) after. The band returned to the ***** Penn’s closing stage to play an encore after the lines in the film, which inebriated crowd chanted “Eek-A- should be the final piece of the Mouse!” for a minute or so. puzzle, instead seem hastily After three or four songs, the thrown together. lights came up and it was time to head home. The drunken crowd headed outside, satiated from a Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) night of head-noddin’ reggae **** Perhaps “21 rhythms. Grams” was one rewrite away from being great. Montana Kaimin ARTS Friday, January 30, 2004 11 ix Exhibit to showcase print works Alex Strickland Bailey said every year the artist keeps a certain Kaimin Reporter number of prints, and each student who helps on Picks the project receives one. The remainder are sold 6 Prints by renowned artists, created in collabora- by the art department to raise money for equip- FRIDAY tion with University of Montana students, will be ment and trips for students. on display beginning Jan. 30 in the Gallery of Prices have ranged from hundreds of dollars to La Push Visual Arts. $1,500 for prints by artist Tony Fitzpatrick. If all that dancing for Signal Path isn’t enough for you, check out MATRIX Press, a division of the UM art depart- Bailey estimated some students who have been Missoula’s newest jam talent La Push. They’ll be showing their ment, will display work that is the result of years with the program for a few years have collections stuff at Area 5, which is located a couple blocks west of Orange of artists visiting UM. worth around $10,000. Street on South First West. It’s free, and the best part is there won’t The Press brings in artists to collaborate with Also on display in the gallery is a collection be any bartenders screaming for you to leave at 2 a.m. students in the art of printing and to create original made by Vickie Meguire titled “Vicki Meguire: prints. Essence of Pattern.” Founded by UM art professor Jim Bailey, the She creates two-dimensional paper kimonos, Press has been running since 1998 and has recruit- which are traditional Japanese vestments. The ed artists such as Richard Mock, who illustrated kimonos are designed on a computer, then printed, SATURDAY for the New York Times, and Miriam Shapiro, an cut, folded and constructed to form life-size (but Carlos Washington artist from the ’60s feminist movement. not functional) pieces. The artists come to UM and work for five days He honed his trumpet skills among the likes of Karl The kimonos take an element, such as peony to make the prints. leaves, that would normally be a small part of the Denson, and now he’s got his own gig — the Amazing “The artists enjoy the experience because they pattern and repeat and enlarge it until it is the Giant People. Yes, folks, it’s Carlos Washington, and have seven students working with them to do the focal point. he’s bringing his tireless energy jazz, funk and soul to brunt of the manual labor,” Bailey said. Meguire expands an idea to its limits by work- the Top Hat. Show starts at 10 p.m. Opening will be The most common kind of print is a relief, ing in large series. The kimonos that make up the Oddability, an area band with a jazzy flare. Cover is $7 which is made when the artist starts with a black display are from a series titled “Just Before at the door. surface and cuts away any part that needs to be Prolific Bloom.” white. This type of print can also be made with It was inspired by a haiku Meguire wrote about SUNDAY colors and multiple layers by using a colored sur- a plant taken from her late mother’s home that face and printing one layer on top of another. hasn’t bloomed in 10 years. SuperBowl Sunday The prints range in size from postcard-scale, More than 70 variations on the theme have been Does it really matter what today’s pick is? The masses with intricate scene detail, to poster-size prints made, but less than a dozen of those are on dis- — regardless of any of our suggestions — will be in with bright colors and abstract designs. play. one of two situations: camped out on some couch, slugging cheap beer and screaming obnoxiously for a team, or camped out on some couch, slugging cheap Kaimin music review beer and waiting impatiently for the next neato com- mercial to air. It’s not worth the effort. It just isn’t worth it. MONDAY Take in some French Air Om Trio Cory Walsh vocals, but the best part in years, and it works brilliantly. many songs on “Talkie Walkie” They also have the confidence to Have you ventured to the Other Side yet? If not, now’s the time. It’s Kaimin Reporter is the instrumental bridge, break out the banjo on two con- the grand opening of Missoula’s newest music scene. The location’s The latest album by French where they let loose and build secutive tracks, “Gaga,” and a little remote — it’s at Strand and Regent, but it’s worth the trip to duo Air ends with a song fea- up to swirling crescendos of “Biological,” without breaking check out Om Trio, a San Francisco-based threesome that spits out tured in the movie, “Lost in Casio-style keyboards. Two of the mood. funky, funky jazz. Show starts at 9:30 p.m., and the cover is $6. Translation.” As Bill Murray’s the flat-out instrumentals, Songs with French girls character wanders alone in “Kyoto” and “Mike Mills,” are singing lyrics like, “Time for Tokyo, alienated from his sur- as good as anything they’ve flying rockets/for single roundings by both language and ever recorded. jets/Surfing on a rocket!” like disposition, the aptly titled Without the help or hindrance it’s an anthem aren’t for every- TUESDAY “Alone in Kyoto” is his sound- Open Mic of vocals, they create catchy, one — either you love the odd track. In some ways, Air has simple pop loaded with atmos- mix of earnestness, ambience Have you ever heard a hard, raw version of Britney Spears’ “Hit always been making hipster phere. and kitsch, or never, ever want me baby one more time?” It’s actually pretty good. If you go down soundtrack music, whether an They loosen up a bit with to hear it again. But when “I to the Ritz tonight, the odds are that some guy will be belting it actual score (“The Virgin instrumentation that’s quirky Love the ‘80s” is playing round out. If not, the Kaimin will not be held responsible, and you’ll have Suicides”) or an album that without being a novelty — the clock on cable, [the kitschy a good time anyway. Free. sounds like one (“Moon “Alphha Beta Gaga” probably part of Air’s music sounds Safari”). has more whistling than any more contemporary than With “Talkie Walkie,” other song released in the last 10 earnest]. (Astralwerks) Jean-Benoit Dunckel and Nigel Godin scale WEDNESDAY back some of the artsier tenden- Did you know? Victor Wooten cies they showed on “10,000 Hz Chip Stern wrote in Musician Magazine that Victor Legend,” and are better off for that the household term Wooten is "proof that all men are not created equal." it: no one makes simple, spacey Go see this brilliant bass guitarist and his band at the electronic pop quite like Air “Kaimin Arts Pages” rhymes UC Ballroom and you will believe it, because you does. Part of the fun of their won’t believe your eyes. Only your ears. Tickets are music is that it sounds like a with the underground hipster $20.50 and can be purchased at the UC Box Office or dollar-bin find from the late ‘70s phrase “Rhymin’ Farts Cages.” Rockin Rudy’s. but when they plant modern beats underneath their maudlin pop (“Run”), the result is jarring — this fact brought to you as always by The Montana Kaimin Arts instead of fresh. Pages along with the Missoula Rhyme Council and Doug “Fetus” Aires The songwriting and produc- tion fare better on songs like “Cherry Blossom Girl,” where Since 1957 Owens Health has been committed to The Plug being a premier provider of innovative healthcare they seem focused on creating solutions in the areas of home infusion, institutional pharmacy, home medical equipment and community 1. Volumen smoky, fatalistic pop like only the French can. They’ve retired pharmacy. We are located in beautiful Redding Their shows are really energetic. It’s a different California near Whiskey Town and Shasta Lakes. type of music that nobody’s really heard before. the robot voices that made “Kelly Watch The Stars” such a Staff Pharmacists Wanted 2. International Playboys guilty pleasure. Instead they’ve (Call us even if you are graduating in May 2004) They’re more hard than the Volumen. They opted for hushed vocalists scream more and they rock more. They play We currently seek the following positions: We offer competitive benefits (medical/ mostly at the Ritz. singing lyrics that would sound dental/vision), three weeks vacation plus six a little undercooked if they Staff Pharmacist–Community days of sick leave, a matching 401(k) plan, Pharmacy (Retail) paid bereavement and jury duty days, seven 3. The Oblio Joes weren’t backed by elegant Hours are from 9 AM to 6 PM They have really catchy songs. They’re paid holidays, life insurance and more. We arrangements. will also assist you in paying for the way upbeat. Godin, Dunckel, and produc- Staff Pharmacist–Institutional Here’s what Pharmacy (Closed door pharmacy) California Pharmacy Board Preparation. er Nigel Godrich (hired by Hours are from 9 AM to 6 AM with an If you are interested, please fax or email Kelli Bredeson 4. No-Fi Soul Rebellion your resume to: (530) 246-2843 or Mark, the singer, is always in the crowd. He gets Radiohead and Beck, fired by additional 4 hours every 7th Saturday. a sophomore Paid “On-Call”. [email protected]. For additional you into it. the Strokes) know how to company information our phone number is in Business arrange their synthesizers and We are closed on all major holidays. (866) OHC-HIRE or visit our web site at thinks you should check out strings. Not to insult the Staff Pharmacy positions pay $49.00/hr. www.owenshealthcare.com. 12 Friday, January 30, 2004 NEWS Montana Kaimin weeks ago F.A.R.T. members confis- Virus Law school cated a podium and chair and took the picture that appeared on the flier. Continued from Page 1 Continued from Page 1 Williams’ friend told him that in addi- Another nuisance to e-mail users Bertha had been exposed to physical tion to distributing the flyers, which is the vast amount of spam e-mail maltreatment, emotional distress, read “F.A.R.T.’s comin’ and Hell’s accounts receive, Ford said. humiliation and shame while under comin with ‘em!!!” the group hung a “Viruses are one issue, but any- the foresters’ care. dummy law student outside the south “Absolutely not,” Williams said. one who has an e-mail account — entrance to the building and left ran- “Bertha loves the Forestry Building you get way more spam messages som notes regarding the negotiation of and she loves the foresters.” Bertha’s return in exchange for the than virus messages,” he said. “For He added that F.A.R.T. will fight return of the law school’s chair and some people, spam is a bigger issue the petition with every available podium. because that’s every day — every resource. Capt. Jim Lemcke, assistant direc- minute of every day.” “We would even take it to the mat- tor of Public Safety, said he does not To add a spam filter would tresses if that’s what it came down to,” feel the rivalry poses any threat to almost double the cost of virus pro- he said. safety at UM and his office knew only tection. Williams, speaking again for his of the law student dummy. “If you really want to clean up friend, said F.A.R.T. executed its plans “The figure hung in effigy was the e-mail system and do everything swiftly and efficiently Wednesday and observed and noted by our officers, people would like, you’re looking was very pleased with the result. but it was not reported to our office,” at $100,000 a year at least,” Ford The perpetrators hid in rooms in the Lemcke said. “This is an unusual said. law school for hours until only the event, but not for these guys.” Ford and others are working on janitors remained in the building, Each year the rivalry activities pre- next year’s budget to see if money Williams said. cede the week of the Foresters’ Ball is available for contracting a com- “There were people planted in the and Aronofsky said he’s seen many law school at night and somewhere pany, such as MX Logic, perma- pranks over the years, but this is a around 12:30 or 1:00 they kind of nently, he said. Once they know the good one. came out of hiding,” he said. “It took amount they have to work with, “That’s clever,” he said. “This is a some coordination; they had to dodge step up in intellectual quality from they can send out a request for bids. janitors.” what I’ve seen in the past. Poor But with all the other needs the According to Williams, a few Bertha.” University has, Ford said he is not sure if there will be enough money Car Accident Victims: in the end. A new free report has recently been released that reveals information every car accident victim should have before they speak to anyone. Research shows that even a “fender “I don’t know where this is going bender” can cause pain, headaches, loss of energy, fatigue, irritability and even arthritis. Many car accident victims worry more about their car than they do their rights. If you have to land with the overall priorities,” been involvd in an auto accident, listen to the toll-free recorded message by calling: he said. 1-800-800-4960 ext. 9893.9893 For now, the departments of the The call is free and so is the report. Car Accident Victims University will fight the viruses as Bret Ferris/Montana Kaimin they appear, Travis said. Viruses have plagued the University’s computer network for the past year. “We go about this as a matter of The cause: lack of a main filter to stop the viruses from entering the fact,” he said. “This is part of our school’s e-mail systems. To prevent a virus epidemic, the University daily work ... When a new bug would have to hire a company to filter all incoming e-mails, costing about $60,000 a year. comes in, we just apply the patch and go from there.”

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