FRIDAY • SATURDAY • SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 22-24 Irving Convention Center PHOTO: Matthew Becker Photography

WFTDA.com/Dallas Hosted by Derby Devils

Victorian League MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA • AUSTIN, USA • SAINT LOUIS, USA • Minnesota RollerGirls SAINT PAUL, USA • Atlanta Rollergirls ATLANTA, USA • Queen City Roller Girls BUFFALO, USA • SANTA CRUZ, USA • PHILADELPHIA, USA • Roller Derby PHOENIX, USA • DALLAS, USA • Houston Roller Derby HOUSTON, USA • , USA FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY

9:00 am DOORS OPEN 9:00 am DOORS OPEN 11:00 am DOORS OPEN

10:00 am GAME 1 10:00 am GAME 7 12:00 pm GAME 13 Philly Roller Derby (#8) v Minnesota RollerGirls (#4) v Loser Game 3 v (#9) Winner Game 3 Loser Game 8

12:00 pm GAME 2 12:00 pm GAME 8 2:00 pm GAME 14 Santa Cruz Derby Girls (#7) v Arch Rival Roller Derby (#3) v Loser Game 4 v Dallas Derby Devils (#10) Winner Game 4 Loser Game 7

2:00 pm GAME 3 2:00 pm GAME 9 4:00 pm GAME 15 | Atlanta Rollergirls (#5) v Loser Game 1 v 3RD PLACE Wasatch Roller Derby (#12) Loser Game 6 Loser Game 11 v Loser Game 12 4:00 pm GAME 4 4:00 pm GAME 10 Queen City Roller Girls (#6) v Loser Game 2 v 6:00 pm GAME 16 | Houston Roller Derby (#11) Loser Game 5 CHAMPION Winner Game 11 v 6:00 pm GAME 5 6:00 pm GAME 11 Winner Game 12 Victorian Roller Derby League (#1) v Winner Game 5 v Winner Game 1 Winner Game 7 7:30 pm AWARDS CEREMONY 8:00 pm GAME 6 8:00 pm GAME 12 Texas Rollergirls (#2) v Winner Game 6 v Winner Game 2 Winner Game 8 SEED 1 WELCOME

A Letter From WFTDA On behalf of the WFTDA Board of Directors, Officers, and staff, I am excited to welcome you to the 2017 International WFTDA Playoffs in Dallas.

Once again, the WFTDA will be hosting non-stop, nail-biting games and teams from all around the world in a truly dynamic show of athleticism, drive, and passion for the sport of roller derby.

We believe roller derby can bring people together in ways that are real, strong, athletic, and revolutionary and this is evident in how the love of flat track has grown globally. We believe that this community of sport can impact individuals, cities, countries, and the world in so many positive ways.

We know our community of fans, announcers, skaters, coaches, photographers, volunteers, and officials put in countless hours for flat track derby because they believe that roller derby makes us all stronger and better for being a part of this great game.

Take the time to say hi and thank you to our amazing hosts, Dallas Derby Devils, and all of their volunteers, without them none of this would be possible.

Enjoy your time in Dallas and we’ll see y’all trackside!

Suzy Slam WFTDA Tournaments Manager

PAGE 4 | 2017 INTERNATIONAL WFTDA D1 PLAYOFFS | DALLAS SEED 2 About the WFTDA The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association—comprising 404 member leagues and 54 apprentice leagues—is the international governing body for the sport of women’s flat track roller derby and a membership organization for leagues to collaborate and network. The WFTDA sets standards for rules, seasons, and safety, and determines guidelines for the national and international athletic competitions of member leagues.

The WFTDA is governed by a seven-member, volunteer Board of Directors: MOLLY STENZEL “MASTER BLASTER” STACIE LARKIN “TEENIE MEANIE” Sacred City Derby Girls President Treasurer

ELLEN STERN ZIENTEK “F-BOMB” TIM WOLFF “DIRE WOLFF” GO-GO Gent Roller Derby Vice President Member-at-Large

JENNIFER DE VAAL “FURRROCIOUS” VICTORIA GONZALEZ “TACOCAT” Amsterdam Roller Derby Garden State Rollergirls Secretary Member-at-Large

*Second Vice President: Vacant The WFTDA also has nine staff members:

CASSIE HAYNES SUE NALLY “SUZY SLAM” Executive Director Tournaments Manager

KAREN KUHN “BONES” KATHARINA BOHNERT Chief Programs Officer “CATHERINE BEAT-HER BONEZ” Education Programs Manager

ERICA “HH” VANSTONE RACHEL NOVAK Chief Media Officer Tournaments Logistics Coordinator

LESLEY WACHSMANN SHELLI WIGGINS “TOSS’ER ASSOUT” Director of Operations and Finance Chief Operating Officer WFTDInc and Director of WFTDA Insurance

JENNA CLOUGHLEY “MIA CULPRIT” Director of Marketing and Communications

PAGE 6 | 2017 INTERNATIONAL WFTDA D1 PLAYOFFS | DALLAS SEED 3 THE RULES Guest Code of Conduct The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association strives to provide a safe and satisfying event for everyone in attendance by seeking your compliance with our Guest Code of Conduct. We ask for your assistance in creating an environment that is free of: • Abusive or foul language and obscene gestures directed • Prohibited entry items such as outside food and toward other guests, venue employees, tournament staff beverage, weapons, non-service animals, air horns, and volunteers, players, coaches, and officials. vuvuzelas, megaphones, and laser pointers, and other items deemed inappropriate, harmful, or hazardous by • Guests who are disruptive to the event or impair other tournament staff. guests’ enjoyment. • Guests without proper authorization or credentials • Intoxicated or drug-impaired individuals. entering or attempting to enter restricted areas.

• Smoking, except in designated areas (located outside of • Banners or signs that obstruct the view of guests, the arena). obscure sponsor advertising, contain objectionable subject matter, or are commercial in nature. The • Professional cameras, video cameras, and audio WFTDA and the venue reserve the right to remove any recorders are prohibited without prior authorization banner or sign at any time. and proper credentials. Guests not abiding by this Guest Code of Conduct are subject to ejection from the venue. In the event that you are refused entry into or requested to leave the venue for failure to comply with the Guest Code of Conduct or follow the venue regula- tions, you will not be entitled to a replacement or refund for your ticket. Entry to the venue shall constitute acceptance of the Guest Code of Conduct and venue regulations. Tournament Rules • All purses, bags, and cases are subject to search. • No animals other than guide, signal, or service animals (as defined by law) are allowed in Irving Convention • In accordance with Irving Convention Center ordinances, Center. All sanitary needs for permitted animals are the smoking, including e-cigarettes, is not permitted in all responsibility of the customer. public areas at the Irving Convention Center including the arena and concourse. Designated outdoor smoking • Neither the Irving Convention Center, the WFTDA, areas are located on the first floor outside – 20 feet from nor the Dallas Derby Devils, will be liable for any loss, entrance doors; second floor outside of café – 20 feet damage, or harm (of any kind, including to any person or from entrance doors; and third floor mezzanine – 20 feet any property) arising from your presence at the event from entrance doors. and you agree that no claim, complaint, or proceeding will be brought in this regard. You are responsible for any • Any item that is dangerous, hazardous and/or illegal, or property you bring to the event and such property is at that may be used as a weapon, compromise or otherwise your own risk. Your presence and/or movement in and interfere with the enjoyment, comfort, or safety of any around the event is at your own risk. person or pose risk to security at the venue, or any other item that WFTDA event officials or Irving Convention • The Irving Convention Center is wheelchair accessible. Center officials determine (in their absolute discretion) If you require further accommodations, may cause injury or public nuisance or inconvenience to email [email protected]. any other person is strictly prohibited.

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COACHES: MAX BECKER • RIOTCHU Two 14-skater teams play two 30-minute periods. Each period consists of multiple "jams." Each jam is an opportunity for both teams to score points. A jam lasts two minutes unless the Lead Jammer calls it o herself. It is legal for a player to block her opponents with her hips, 1 Jammer. Blockers attempt to take the position most advantageous for In subsequent passes, Jammers rear, and shoulders. It is not their Jammer while setting up to block earn 1 point for each opposing player legal to block to the back, the opposing Jammer. Play starts with they pass legally. The opposing Blockers to trip, or to elbow a single whistle blast. will try to stop the Jammer, while helping their own Jammer through the pack. another skater. Players committing illegal actions go to the penalty box for 30 seconds while +1 +1 their team plays short. +1 +1 +1 During the rst pass, the rst Jammer to pass all in-play Blockers in the pack legally is Lead Jammer. Lead Jammer status is signaled by the ocials blowing two short whistle blasts and pointing at the Lead Jammer. 2014

Back Block Low Block Track Cut Jammers wear a star The Pivot is the The Blockers are on their helmets Blocker that wears simultaneously and are the scoring the stripe on her focused on stopping players for each head. She is the the opposing Jammer team. The Jammers only Blocker that from passing them attempt to pass the is allowed to accept and assisting their opponents as many a star pass from Jammer to pass the times as possible by the Jammer, thus opposing team’s sprinting around becoming the new Blockers. The pack is the track and Jammer and formed by the largest lapping the pack. gaining the ability group of Blockers with to score points. players from each team on the track. Out of Play Multiplayer Block Insubordination

The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA) is a membership association for

North and South America, Europe, Asia, and Australia, and is recognized as the guiding authority on the sport. SEED 5 DIRTY SOUTH DERBY GIRLS

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RAMBLIN WRECKER INSINERATOR PEEWEE SLAYHOUSE GAME COACH PRACTICE COACH BENCH MANAGER

dallas-dsdg.indd 1 8/25/17 3:26 PM Hello From Dallas Derby Devils

The Dallas Derby Devils are so excited to host D1 Playoffs for a second time and are looking forward to having all of our derby family in town. We pride ourselves on our southern hospitality so if y’all need anything we will be more than happy to oblige. We hope you enjoy the exciting derby action as well as the great things that the metroplex has to offer.

ABOUT DDD Founded in 2004, and bouting in May 2005, the Dallas Derby Devils brought flat track roller derby to the DFW metroplex. As a skater-owned, DIY (Do It Yourself) nonprofit organization, and a member league of the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA), our mission is to empower ourselves by working together on and off the track. We take time to give back to our community through charitable contributions, local sponsorship programs, and by cooperating and collaborating with other roller derby leagues worldwide. We are so excited to have you here and hope you enjoy your stay.

For more info: www.derbydevils.com

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For more info: www.derbydevils.com ELIMINATION BRACKET Victorian Roller Derby League SEED 1 Arizona Roller Derby GAME 5 SEED 9 Friday 6 PM GAME 1 Friday 10 AM SEED 8 GAME 11 DALLAS Saturday 6 PM Philly Roller Derby Minnesota RollerGirls SEED 4 Wasatch Roller Derby GAME 7 SEED 12 Saturday 10 AM GAME 3 Friday 2 PM SEED 5 GAME 16 1ST PLACE Atlanta Rollergirls Sunday 6 PM Arch Rival Roller Derby 2ND PLACE SEED 3 Queen City Roller Girls GAME 8 SEED 6 Saturday 12 PM 3RD PLACE GAME 4 Friday 4 PM LOSER GAME 11 SEED 11 GAME 12 4TH PLACE Saturday 8 PM GAME 15 Houston Roller Derby Texas Rollergirls Sunday 4 PM LOSER GAME 12 SEED 2 Santa Cruz Derby Girls GAME 6 SEED 7 Friday 8 PM LOSER GAME 1 GAME 2 Friday 12 PM GAME 9 Saturday 2 PM SEED 10 LOSER GAME 6 Dallas Derby Devils

LOSER GAME 2 GAME10 Saturday 4 PM LOSER GAME 5 CONSOLATION GAMES LOSER GAME 3 GAME 13 Sunday 12 PM LOSER GAME 8 FRIDAY • SATURDAY • SUNDAY

LOSER GAME 4 SEPTEMBER 22-24 GAME14 Sunday 2 PM Hosted by Dallas Derby Devils LOSER GAME 7 WFTDA.com/Dallas All game times will be in Central Daylight Time. ELIMINATION BRACKET Victorian Roller Derby League SEED 1 Arizona Roller Derby GAME 5 SEED 9 Friday 6 PM GAME 1 Friday 10 AM SEED 8 GAME 11 DALLAS Saturday 6 PM Philly Roller Derby Minnesota RollerGirls SEED 4 Wasatch Roller Derby GAME 7 SEED 12 Saturday 10 AM GAME 3 Friday 2 PM SEED 5 GAME 16 1ST PLACE Atlanta Rollergirls Sunday 6 PM Arch Rival Roller Derby 2ND PLACE SEED 3 Queen City Roller Girls GAME 8 SEED 6 Saturday 12 PM 3RD PLACE GAME 4 Friday 4 PM LOSER GAME 11 SEED 11 GAME 12 4TH PLACE Saturday 8 PM GAME 15 Houston Roller Derby Texas Rollergirls Sunday 4 PM LOSER GAME 12 SEED 2 Santa Cruz Derby Girls GAME 6 SEED 7 Friday 8 PM LOSER GAME 1 GAME 2 Friday 12 PM GAME 9 Saturday 2 PM SEED 10 LOSER GAME 6 Dallas Derby Devils

LOSER GAME 2 GAME10 Saturday 4 PM LOSER GAME 5 CONSOLATION GAMES LOSER GAME 3 GAME 13 Sunday 12 PM LOSER GAME 8 FRIDAY • SATURDAY • SUNDAY

LOSER GAME 4 CONSOLATION GAMES CONSOLATION SEPTEMBER 22-24 GAME14 Sunday 2 PM Hosted by Dallas Derby Devils LOSER GAME 7 WFTDA.com/Dallas All game times will be in Central Daylight Time. Keep in Touch Who Will Win the with the WFTDA BOOTY BASKET? The Playoffs and Championships may be the highlight of the WFTDA season, but we’ve got news to share with Get a Booty Basket Vendor Card at the WFTDA roller derby fans all season long! merchandise table and stop by each vendor booth to get your card signed. • Stay up to date with all things WFTDA via WFTDA.com. Want to make sure you don’t miss an update? Subscribe Drop off your completed card back at the WFTDA to our RSS feeds or our e-newsletter. merchandise table and you’re automatically entered • Relive the tournaments with archived footage on to win! WFTDA.tv and keep an eye out for announcements about next year’s WFTDA.tv season. Follow DEADLINE Half time of the 3rd/4th place bout. @WFTDAlive for live tweets of WFTDA.tv events and WINNER will be drawn at HALF TIME of the 1st/2nd look for highlight clips on our YouTube channel. place game. • Join the conversation on our social media communities. The WFTDA is on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, Valued up to $500 in prizes! Pinterest, and LinkedIn. Winner must be present to win. See wftda.com/connect. Winner must be willing to have their photo • Want to “talk” to the announcers during taken with the Booty Basket. the tournament, tweet them at #Talk2WFTDA. #WFTDAplayoffs #D1intheHeartofTexas #DallasStrong SEED 7 HAPPY LITTLE TEAM

3 Ace Wenchura 41 Queen Litigious Coaches: 7 Adrian’s Revenge 8 Shamrock N. Roller (C) Valcohol 24 Beans 5 Skirt Vonnegut Mean Bean Casserole 13 Chelsea Smile 116 TARAism (C) Ima Hotmess 1384 Hell Louise 444 Unleashed Neoscorin 89 High Roller 514 Victoria Mayhem 0018 Jem Jones 2122 Xena Morph 93 Jurassic Snark 221 Yeti or Not, Here I Come 322 Kosher Assault 626 Madi Masochist 3000 Mystery Violence Theater SANTA CRUZ DERBY GIRLS

SEED 8 2017 PHILLY ROLLER DERBY LIBERTY BELLES

BILT TA SPILL #45 BUENOS D. A$$ #138 DEVOIDA MERCY #247 GINGER VITIS #957 HERRMANN MONSTER #152

JAIL BARS #34 KE$HA LATER #808 KILMARTIN #15 MERYL STRIPHER #00 NIKI CASH #127

ROACH #80 ROUSEY #902 RUSSIAN BAYOU #99 STEF LEOPARD #29 TEFLON DONNA #85

TRAUMAGOTCHI #21 VOLTAIRINE DE SLEYRE #87 WOLF #434 ZIPBLOK #1915

MANAGEMENT: Paul Williams and Legend THANK YOU

“Dream Big, Work Hard, and Make it Happen.” Putting on a big tournament like this is no joke and it takes the work of many. We are so fortunate to have an entire league that is dedicated, hard-working, and in one word amazing. We really could not have done it without each and every one of them and want to say thank you from the bottom of our hearts!

There are several individuals who we’d like to specifically thank who have been instrumental in organizing and planning Playoffs this year in Dallas. A big thank you to our fearless leader Gillotine Grace; our amazing and hard working board members Punchy Brewster, Little Murdermaid, Great Wall of Gina, and Kim Aitken; and the biggest of high fives to Bazooka Bumble Bum, Ginja Turtle, Planet of the Skates, Mrs. HerQlez, Cho, Rhino, Standard Deviant, Painapple Express, and Scarlet Renegade.

AFTER PARTY

FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY PINSTACK COWBOYS RED RIVER BAR LOUIE 2750 West I-635 10310 Technology Blvd W @ IRVING MUSIC FACTORY Irving, Texas Dallas, Texas 360 W Las Colinas Blvd, Ste 100 (214) 765-2695 (214) 352-1796 Irving, Texas www.pinstackbowl.com www.cowboysdancehall.com/ (214) 845-4800 dallas/ www.barlouie.com 8 PM - 2 AM 9 PM - 2 AM 8 PM - 2 AM PINSTACK is Las Colinas’ premier The biggest and craziest honky Just a short five-minute walk entertainment venue with full tonk night club in Texas with live down the road will land you at the service restaurant and full bar. music and a DJ every night. No Music Factory and our Sunday From state-of-the-art bowling cover and free mechanical bull night after party at the newly lanes to its unique LED Rock rides for our WFTDA fans plus $3 opened Bar Louie! Menu items Climbing Wall, there’s something Budweiser, Bud Light, and wells available til close and late-night for everyone! until 11 PM! happy hour!

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ARIZONA ROLLER DERBY

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Coach Joel Coach Lambo

Blakely 00 Miley Virus 28 Bazooka Bubble Bum 1010 Juice Box 1229

Planet of the Skates 112 Anita Riot 138 Great Wall of Gina 4000 Little Murdermaid 20

Gillotine Grace 235 VietNomNoms 11 Animal Lee 451 Jett 5

Fischer 52 Nix Victim 5510 Bayleigh Wheat 9 Mona Bruis’R 911 SEED 12 SEED 11 2017 All Stars

31 7 17 89 19

Captain 2x Force Co-Capt. Kelly Killpowski AcuPunchHer Arrak-kiss Betty Watchett

000 51 69 43 355

Black Lung Betty Bustinʼ Beaver DBC Diamond Cut-Her Dyna-mite Daphne

900 898 5 751 21

EnJen Hellen Killer Hollylewyah Hot Assets Jekyll & Heidi

215 716 91 3 30

Payo Dues Ruby Ridikule Slayer Moon Speed O' Stabby Cat

Coach Dexter Moon Coach Chicken Coach Snick-Her Doodle SKATING OFFICIALS NON SKATING Snarkimedes Sod Off Tournament Head Referee OFFICIALS Sweetie Pi Loren Order Tournament Head NSO Thistle B. Painful Bruise Almighty Stabby McNeedles Torquemama Darth Bling 2 Pack ShockHer UltraViolent Blu Duke Skellington A Grue William Moore ERMAHGERD, RERFERER! Allyaz Stoned Wishbone Breaker Freddy Mercury Poisoning Apron Wizard of Laws Interrobang Yerdehd Ben Wa GTO Izzy Demented Buenas Tardis Damn Yankee Jesse Jackass BumbleBee Brand RINXTER/GAMES DATA MANAGER Jim Class Hero Chanel No. Die Hi Refinition Kat A Killzem Chemical Restraint Laddie Chiro-Fracture Landin Flat Coconutz Chanel ANNOUNCERS Major Wood deadeye Mike Hammer Doc Psycho Tournament Head Announcer Oliver DePlace Elke Hollic Shady Hawkins PhDiva Fatal Exception Broadcast Announcers Razor FN Zebra John Maddening Samiracle geoknitter Justice Feelgood Marshall Seer Sin Hoodie October Revolution Shorty Iceman Scarlet O’Hurtya Trial & Terror Jezebelle O’Kittie Sissy Splaysek Umpire Strikes Back Joss Bleedin Venue Announcers Wernher Von Bombed La Mèche Tsé-Tsé Atom Bomb William Maullace Mask Her Raid Chip Queso May the Force Electra Blu Nine Inch Wheels Muffin Tumble Nora Leif PR Mageddon Phil In The Blank Speaker of the House Queen Lucy the Violent Wilhelm Scream Rabid Derby Fan Shebra

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