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Page 18 Thursday, August 10, 2000 The Westfield Leader and THE TIMES of Scotch Plains – Fanwood A WATCHUNG COMMUNICATIONS, INC. PUBLICATION Arts & Entertainment Star Gazing Cant Buy Me Love Screenwriter Michael Swerdlick Brings Pride Pen and Ink By MICHELLE H. LePOIDEVIN To Former Hometown of Scotch Plains The Strife Is Over! Robert Downey, Jr. By JOSH HAMERMAN receiving a law degree from Slayer,” in a supporting role. Finally Gets Jail Release He Deserves Specially Written for The Westfield Leader and The Times Pepperdine University and pass- Can’t Buy Me Love was released SCOTCH PLAINS — “He went ing the bar exam, he began work later that year and grossed $40 Now that Cell No. 17 at the California Substance Abuse Treatment from like, totally geek...to totally as a lawyer only to find that it was million in the United States and Facility in Corcoran, Calif. is void of actor Robert Downey, Jr., the world chic.” Sound familiar? That line not for him. $100 million worldwide. The Times is a better place to live. Welcome was uttered in the 1987 teen angst He then became employed by of Scotch Plains-Fanwood ran a ARTIST OF THE WEEK back to the actor who, despite his movie Can’t Buy Me Love which the William Morris Agency, one of front page story in honor of Mr. troubled past which he has con- included rising stars Patrick the largest talent agencies in the Swerdlick’s accomplishments on quered with flying colors, has de- Dempsey, Amanda Peterson and world, at its Los Angeles office first September 10, 1987. Bruce Willis lighted me in his roles in Chances Seth Green, among others. as an assistant and then as an After achieving success on the silver screen, Mr. Are, Only You, In Dreams, The Pickup But the true celebrity (1955- ) Artist and Home for the Holidays with associated with the flick Swerdlick signed on is traced to screenwriter as a writer for the By MICHELLE H. LePOIDEVIN that flair and gleam in his eyes that Michael Swerdlick who ABC TV series Specially Written for The Westfield Leader and The Times simply no one can duplicate. grew up in Scotch Plains “Doogie Howser, Wisecracking Bruce Willis made Somebody get Los Angeles County and penned Can’t Buy Me M.D.” under the su- female cheeks blaze and hearts Municipal Court Judge Lawrence Love. pervision of televi- skip beats with his flirtatious por- Mira a working calculator. Erring Anyone who has seen sion mogul Steven trayal of private eye David Addison miserably, Mira forgot to figure in the the movie, which takes Bochco. Later, he in ABC’s “Moonlighting” during the mid-1980s. But, he proved his some 323 days that the Oscar-nomi- place in a cliquey high joined the writing nated actor had already served in a school filled with nasty team of FOX TV se- ability to come back with a bang as ries “Parker Lewis well as his versatility when he lock-down drug rehabilitation facil- teenagers, has probably helped a youngster who claimed ity. Downey, who should have been asked the question, “Is the Can’t Lose” and wrote for the popu- “I see dead people” in The Sixth released in February, was, according plot of Can’t Buy Me Love Sense. based on the life and times lar teen drama to Mira’s miscalculations, supposed The big brother to three other to leave prison in November. of Mr. Swerdlick as a stu- “Beverly Hills, siblings, Willis was born in Idar- dent at Scotch Plains- 90210,” also on FOX. Oberstein, Germany. The family So, what did he do with those extra Fanwood High School Mr. Swerdlick also returned to the U.S. when Willis’ months he spent in prison? Accord- (SPFHS)?” produced the televi- father was discharged from the ing to a recent article in Vanity Fair, No way! He graduated sion films The Army in 1957. The family settled Downey slaved five days a week as from SPFHS in 1974 and Whereabouts of in Carneys Point and Willis, who a cafeteria worker or on dish- has only flattering memo- Jenny and The Com- suffered from a stutter, attended puter that Wore Ten- washer detail for about 3 1/2 hours ries of his experiences high school in nearby Penns Grove a day. His paycheck? Eight cents an there. Michael Swerdlick, seen here with his proud mother, Ruth, nis Shoes, and served where he was active in drama clubs “The Class of ’74 was a during her visit to Los Angeles, has enjoyed screenwriting as a writer on the and took on the role of student hour. Other sources have reported very special class,” he re- success on the big and small screens. ABC TV show “Boy council president. that an alleged sexual harassment called. “Everybody got Meets World.” When Willis discovered his and stabbings have been endured along and there was no friction agent. During his tenure at the His second movie script, Class flair for acting, it gave him the by Downey. He maintained his between anybody. It was a really agency, his clientele included Tyne Act, grew into a film that starred confidence to articulate himself spirits by drawing portraits and supportive group. SPFHS was the Daly, Robert Reed and Michelle rap duo Kid ‘N Play, and hit movie on stage and conquer the stub- born stutter. Before he was dis- writing to fans who sent their sup- complete opposite of the school in Phillips, as well as Janine Turner theaters in 1992. It earned $20 port and words of encouragement. and Sharon Stone, early in their million at home and $50 million covered, however, Willis was a Can’t Buy Me Love.” factory worker, band member, All this while, other actors and If SPFHS was golden for Mr. careers. globally. It was while working as a talent Mr. Swerdlick continues to write security guard and bartender. actresses with the same, if not worse, Swerdlick, where did he find the Though he attended Montclair types of narcotics and alcohol prob- inspiration to write a screenplay agent that Mr. Swerdlick received film screenplays and television pi- State College, he quit in the middle about an unpopular teenager who his calling to become a screen- lots, even though most of them are lems and offenses, are as free as of his junior year. When an audi- Robert Downey Jr. pays a girl in the popular crowd to writer. still in development. tion for a role in Desperately Seek- birds. Going to Hollywood parties, date him? “When you represent actors and “As a screenwriter, less than one ing Susan proved to be unsuccess- shopping on Rodeo Drive, taking in “I was working as a lowly assis- actresses,” he explained, “you read quarter of what you write gets ful, he landed the role of Addison a movie’s world premiere. It’s a slap on the wrist for Halle Berry, who should tant at the William Morris Agency a lot of scripts. Through osmosis, made,” he explained, “This occurs in “Moonlighting” instead. The be tripping over her conscience when she strides down the red carpet. It’s and, when I would go to Holly- I learned how to be a writer.” mostly as a result of studios either hard work paid off. the same for Darryl Strawberry, who despite his cancer diagnosis, jumped wood parties, nobody would give Mr. Swerdlick’s first screenplay not being able to sign big names to Many Die Hard and Look Who’s rehab sentences just like Downey with no excuses made to anyone. me the time of day,” he said. “Once, was originally called Boy Rents star in projects, losing interest, or Talking films later, plus a divorce Now that justice has been served, my thoughts are with the actor who I invited a friend of mine, who was Girl but he later changed the title not feeling that it is financially from brat packer Demi Moore, to Can’t Buy Me Love. He became sound to pursue them. You’re still Willis found his comeback in the has served more than enough time learning his lesson. I, just like many a beautiful model, to accompany of his other fans, pray that Downey will keep walking the straight and me to one of these parties. When a William Morris Agency client, paid, of course, even if your script role of a psychologist who aided a she was standing next to me, ev- and, with his agent’s help, the is not made into a movie or televi- young Haley Joel Osment. He was narrow and piece his life back together. eryone suddenly wanted to be my project received studio backing sion series.” also well-received during some As for Mira, can he give Downey back those months of life that he friend. I thought to myself, ‘What if from Walt Disney Pictures. Mr. Swerdlick’s film screenplay recent cameos in NBC’s “Friends.” unjustly served? Ah! Therein lies the true crime. this happened to a high school Production began early in 1987 Home Run, which has nothing to student?’” with Dempsey and Peterson cast do with baseball, was written for So, before the dawn of the 1990s, as the lead characters and Seth Paramount Pictures and took place Green, who can be seen in the in Scotch Plains. However, Home On The Beat Can’t Buy Me Love originated. WITH ANDY GOLDENBERG Mr. Swerdlick did not start out in Austin Powers movies and on the Run is still in development. the entertainment industry. After TV series “Buffy the Vampire Scotch Plains has left a lasting impression on the screenwriter.