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PROVIDING NON-STOP FUN SINCE 1994 NEWSLETTER ISSUE 5 Hi! Welcome to an entertaining bulletin packed with jokes, games, photos and trivia for the whole family! FUNNIEST JOKES OF E MO H
Q. How do you make a tissue dance? A. Blow a little boogie in it! - Daisy, 7 of Lower Templestowe.
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor? A. Because it was not peeling well. - Joshua, 7 of Preston.
Q. What do you call a fake noodle? A. An impasta (imposter) – Noah and Nathaniel of Balwyn.
MOST POPU R GAME OF E MO H Footage at andysantics.com.au Rocket Pad! (click video) Imported from the USA. I love things that fly. How high into space could you send these rockets? I step onto the foot pad and the rocket darts fly to the clouds... The harder you stomp on it, the higher the rockets blast. The hardest part is catching one on the way down - they go that high!
FORGO EN SHOW OF E MO H COOL KID OF E MO H
Thunderbirds (1965 – 1966) Millionaire Je Tracey creates International Rescue, a private emergency response service that enables the organisation to react to any crises. The team protects against disaster in the year 2065. Andy says: “It was fun to act like a Thunderbird and walk in slow motion with your head wobbling from side to side!”
Answers at andysantics.com.au PICK E FCK (click newsletter) Let me set the scene about a film released in 1988… “An out back hero goes to Manhattan and puts New Yorkers in their place. Looking for employment his plans are interrupt- ed when the ex-lover of his girlfriend is murdered. He is hot on the heels of drug dealer, Rico, the man responsible.” Andy’s Antics & Shane’s Shenanigans! Paul Hogan played the leading role, can you pick the Flick? Glad you enjoyed the show, Crawf. FAMOUS BIHDYS IN MY
May 02 Dwayne Johnson May 20 Cher May 05 Adele May 24 Bob Dylan May 06 George Clooney May 28 Kylie Minogue May 09 Billy Joel May 31 Clint Eastwood
WHERE’S WLLY ANDY? TESTIMONIAL
HOW DOES HE DO IT? "Andy was well prepared and the kids loved him. He had variety and played the joker very well with his silly dances. Some jokes went over the kids heads, to engage the parents who are
Answers at bored at most children’s andysantics.com.au (click newsletter) parties... like a Christmas Day, everyone felt part of it." - Maria of Cheltenham
GUESS E YEAR
News Paul Keating is Prime Minister Television Blue Heelers O.J. Simpson is arrested A Country Practice (ends) Andy 30 years old Music Mariah Carey / Hero Born Justin Bieber, Spoilt brat Salt-n-Pepa / Whatta man
Died Kurt Cobain Answers at Sport Jeune wins the Melbourne Cup andysantics.com.au Greg Williams wins the Brownlow Movies Forrest Gump (click newsletter) The Lion King West coast Eagles are Premiers
DRWING CONCLUSIONS Answers at Can you name these celebrities or the characters? Enter your answers below. andysantics.com.au (click newsletter) ______1 ______3 ______4 6 ______8
______2 5______7 OUG OF E MO H
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don’t fall o unless you stop pedalling. NAMES IN ROCK AND E STORIES BEHIND EM
KC And The Sunshine Band Their lead singer was Harry Wayne Casey hence KC from his surname. ‘Sunshine’ came from Sunshine Junkanoo, a style of music imported into the USA from the Bahamas. Tears For Fears US psychologist Arthur Janob was the pioneer of Primal therapy. It suggests using ‘tears for fears’ – releasing emotions to relive depression. The strong emotions of these British new-wavers are thus supposed to help the anxieties of the performers – and listeners. It was more than just a name... Their lyrical interest. Foreigner Named because they formed in 1976 with two Britons and three Americans. The personnel later changed slightly, making the band 75% foreign for their main US market. Singer Lou Gramm was born Louis Grammatico.
ANDY’S A ICS CROSSWORD Answers at andysantics.com.au Across (click newsletter) 2. You can field, bat, bowl or take a catch. 4. What sound comes out of an iPod? 9. A mechanical machine that walks. 11. What has sharp teeth and lives in swamps? 12. A dance based on a farm animal?
Down 1. A group of fish known to attack. 3. A family game or another word for a tornado. 4. Abracadabra and you have it. 5. Dancing under the stick. 6. Blow them and pop them as they float. 7. Good to chase and squirt people with. 8. Last half of Andy’s show name. 10. A putting game.
Answers at TRUE OR FALSE? andysantics.com.au (click newsletter) 1. A house cat has sixteen claws? T/F ANDY’S SHOWS 2. The part of the body most commonly bitten by insects is the foot? T/F FOR MUMS & DADS 3. Ten strikes make up a perfect tenpin bowling game? T/F 4. There are five stars on the Australian Flag? T/F
40th’s / Hens / Suprises / Trivia Nights / Fundraisers BRAIN-TEASER Answers at A perfect party starter. Very cheeky but never rude. andysantics.com.au Get a group together and invite Andy to strut his stu . (click newsletter) A mixture of trivia, magic, adult games, singalongs and his Q. A farmer had 17 sheep. fast-paced sense of humour is the formula for a great party! All but 9 die. Party like it’s 1999, from $199. How many did he have left?
YOUR STRS / HOOR-SCOPES Taurus: April 21 – May 21 There is a real buzz in the air, with an anticipated event drawing closer by the day. You may go o to a nudist camp with your partner but it won’t work out... As you will end up seeing too much of each other. Something you will eat tomorrow will be bad. Get ready for a rough couple of days. Diarrhea can be hereditary as it runs in your genes (jeans). WHT YOU DON’T KNOW ABO ANDY
At primary school Andy used to stand on a chair at lunch time and tell jokes to anyone that would listen. Others would get up and it would become a Comedy Show... still the class clown some forty years later!
WHO AM I?
Born 1949 in New Jersey (Squint eyes, step back to best view photo) Considered by many to be the greatest living actress. Has been nominated for the Academy Award an astonishing 18 times
Some of her films include: Answers at andysantics.com.au 1978 – The Deer Hunter 2006 – Devil wears Prada (click newsletter) 1979 – Kramer Vs. Kramer 2008 – Mamma mia 1982 – Sophie’s choice 2013 – August: Osage County
ROMANCE AND AN ESCAPE FROM E KIDS • Men: Go through her Cosmo, Cleo or New Idea magazine and write funny comments in the margins, circle significant articles or headlines and give her your opinion. • Write ‘I love you’ on the bathroom mirror with a piece of soap. • Sign up for dance classes or a cooking class, or a wine tasting class, or a massage class… • Buy some crayons. If you are right handed, take a crayon in your left hand. Write a short note as if you were in second grade.
Memory Lane: Andy, aged 4½, July 1970 SHOWS IN E SUBURBS
Last month, Andy performed in all of these suburbs... WOW!
Footscray West Croydon Bayswater Montmorency Coolaroo Springvale Werribee Donvale Hoppers Crossing Sunshine Diamond Creek Melton Deer Park Preston Tullamarine Meadow Heights Thomastown South Morang Airport West Maribyrnong Seabrook Essendon Heidelberg Fairfield Ivanhoe Greensborough Cowes Berwick Brunswick Moonee Ponds Hawthorne Mont Morency
EPILOGUE
For a free night out and good food, catch me each week performing in Hotel Bistro’s. You can visit my website and click ‘ON TOUR’ for details… and a BIG thanks for your ongoing support! Andy (Andy’s Antics)
HOW TO CO CT ANDY:
Phone: (03) 9432 0891 Download our Mobile: 0402 091 965 Email: [email protected] App Here Address: 148 Main Rd, Lower Plenty 3093 .faceb k.com/AndysAntics Scan this code with your phone Website: www.andysantics.com.au or go to .kid.cat/andysantics