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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Students at DigitalCommons@USU. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Utah Statesman by an authorized administrator of DigitalCommons@USU. For more information, please contact [email protected]. 1 Wednesday, March 31, 2010 UtahThe Campus Voice tatesman SUtah State University • Logan, Utah • www.aggietownsquare.com since 1902 Student meeting Too much pizza for two men to handle? planned to discuss A team made up Access Center of two well-known By CHELSEY GENSEL news senior writer Aggies will attempt A student-only meeting to discuss the Access Center, a combination of various student servic- to go where only two es making up a new division of the Department of Student Services, will be held Wednesday, March 31, at 6 p.m. in the Taggart Student teams in the nation Center’s Senate Chamber on the third floor. Diversity Vice President Krista Bustamante said she met with Vice President of Student have gone before Services James Morales to get answers to ques- tions she anticipates coming up at the town A team of two of campus’ prominent men, hall-style meeting, at which no administrators “Wild” Bill Sproat and ASUSU President Tyler will be present. Bustamante said students will Tolson, will attempt to go where only two have a chance to ask what the Access Center will other teams in the nation have gone before. look like, what will be included and how it will Together they will attempt to eat an entire 30- function, as well as any other questions they inch pizza from Fox’s Pizza Den. have. If they can stomach those 30 inches, Sproat Three bills allocating a total of $9,500 were and Tolson will each win a free pizza every passed by the ASUSU Executive Council at its week for a year. Tuesday meeting. The funding will furnish and The pizza-gorging event, sponsored by The supply the office for the new arts senator and Utah Statesman, will take place at 5:30 p.m. supplement money already raised for the E- Thursday, April 1, at Fox’s Pizza Den, 545 E. Club Rail Jam and the Intermountain Graduate 1400 North. Student Symposium. Aggie fans are welcome to come cheer on The council also passed a bill through its their ESPN-favorite Wild Bill and USU’s first- first reading that will authorize $1,000 to be ever re-elected ASUSU president. spent on the campus- and communitywide Day celebration, at which USU President Stan Albrecht will give an address. The celebra- tion, which will be held on the Quad from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. April 22, is co-sponsored by the Sustainability Council as well as several clubs and campus organizations, and is USU’s third Earth Day celebration. Bustamante said she knows of at least 10 clubs that will have booths and activities at the event. Programming Vice President Erin Reeder urged the council to support both the fund- ing request and the event itself, saying that the Programming Board will help to plan and coordinate the event to “make it an event that is attractive to students and to the community.” The bill, along with any revisions made in “WILD” BILL SPROAT AND ASUSU PRESIDENT the meantime, will be voted upon by the council TYLER TOLSON will dig into a 30-inch pizza Thursday, April 1, at Fox’s Pizza Dean, 545 E. 1400 North. PATRICK ODEN -See COUNCIL, page 3 photos USU celebrates new Center for Women and Gender

By KASEY VAN DYKE staff writer

Provost Ray Coward said he felt USU is “standing on the shoulders of giants,” during his speech at the celebration of the newly created Center for Women and Gender. Tuesday, the three units being combined – Women’s Center, Women and Gender Studies (WGS) and Women and Gender Research Institute (WGRI) – met in the Taggart Student Center Ballroom, bringing pre- sentations, food and an all-girl band called Moxey. Ann Austin – vice provost for faculty development and diversity, and a professor in the department of family, consumer and human develop- ment – also spoke, saying the new center would be “vigorous and cut- ting-edge.” Austin was asked in the summer of 2009 to study the feasibility of combining the WGS, WGRI and Women’s Center. She described the women on the study committee as “true scholars” and commented on the work done by the committee. “As our students say, it was awesome,” she said. Though, USU “has long been enriched by the three centers,” she said, the “whole truly would be greater than the sum of its parts.” According to its mission statement, WGS “provides a broad base of study,” including analysis of issues, such as “gender, age, race, ethnicity, class, regionalism, nationalism and sexual identity as they affect women and men.” Recently, the WGS hosted its Women Rock the Runway, headed by Brenda Cooper dressed as Frida Kahlo, and emceed by Ted Pease dressed as Julia Child. The WGRI was formed in 1984 and, according its usu.edu page, aim to “foster research by women, to assist departments in recruiting and retaining women faculty and to encourage research on gender issues by USU STUDENT COLLEEN DARLEY performed with other members of the all-girl band Moxie during a celebration for the new Center for Women and Gender. The center combines the Women’s Center, Women and Gender Studies, and the Women and Gender Research Institute. CODY GOCHNOUR photo -See WOMEN, page 4

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ClarifyCorrect The policy of The Utah Atom smasher breaks collision records Statesman is to correct any error GENEVA (AP) – The world’s largest and nuance, tripped over themselves in made as soon as possible. If you atom smasher threw together minus- superlatives praising the importance find something you would like cule particles racing at unheard of of the Large Hadron Collider and the clarified or find unfair, please speeds in conditions simulating those significance of its generating regular contact the editor at states- just after the Big Bang – a success that science experiments. [email protected] kick-started a megabillion-dollar exper- “This is the Jurassic Park for par- iment that could one day explain how ticle physicists,” said Phil Schewe, a the began. spokesman for the American Institute Celebs&People Scientists cheered Tuesday’s historic of . He called the collider a time NEW YORK (AP) – Patrick crash of two proton beams, which pro- machine. “Some of the particles they Stewart will star in David duced three times more energy than are making now or are about to make Mamet’s (MAM-eht) next researchers had created before and haven’t been around for 14 billion Broadway production, a revival marked a milestone for the $10 billion years.” of “A Life in the Theatre,” open- Large Hadron Collider. The first step in simulating the ing this fall. “This is a huge step toward unravel- moments after the Big Bang nearly 14 Producer ing Genesis Chapter 1, Verse 1 – what billion years ago was to produce a tiny Jeffrey Richards happened in the beginning,” physicist bang. The most potent force on the tiny announced Michio Kaku told The Associated Press. atomic level that man has ever created Tuesday that “This is a Genesis machine. It’ll help came Tuesday. rehearsals will to recreate the most glorious event in Two beams of protons were sent hur- begin Aug. 23 the history of the universe.” tling in opposite directions toward each Tuesday’s smashup transforms the other in a 17-mile (27-kilometer) tunnel for the play, first STEWART SCIENTISTS OF THE European Organization for Nuclear Research, CERN, cel- seen in Chicago 15-year-old collider from an engineer- ebrate with champagne in the CMS experiment control room at their headquarter below the Swiss-French border – the in 1977 and then off-Broadway. ing project in test phase to the world’s outside Geneva, Switzerland, Tuesday, March 30. AP photo coldest place in the universe at slightly largest ongoing experiment, experts above absolute zero. “A Life in the Theatre” is a even more in the future as scientists at mysterious particles could “affect our backstage tale about the relation- say. The crash that occurred on a sub- CERN used powerful superconduct- atomic scale is more about shaping our the European Organization for Nuclear conception of who we are in the uni- ing magnets to force the two beams to ship between an older performer Research, or CERN, watch for elusive verse,” said Kaku, co-founder of and a younger performer. The understanding of how the universe was cross; two of the protons collided, pro- created than immediate improvements particles that have been more theorized field theory and author of the book ducing 7 trillion electron volts. other role is still to be cast. The than seen on Earth. “Physics of the Impossible.” director is Neil Pepe. to technology in our daily lives. The power produced will ramp up The consequences of finding those Physicists, usually prone to caution -See ATOMS, page 12 NewsBriefs Man flees police, G-8 demands Iran compliance on nukes jumps into prison yard GATINEAU, Quebec (AP) – Diplomats from the Clinton pointed to a string of disclosures over more the , the United States, Canada and CLEVELAND (AP) – Police world’s leading economies say Iran’s recent actions than a year about the nature and extent of Iran’s once- Russia. say a motorist fleeing officers deepen the doubts that its nuclear program is aimed secret nuclear program. Disclosure of the uranium “There was a high degree of unity with respect to in Cleveland abandoned his car at anything other than building a bomb, and U.S. enrichment facility near the Iranian city of Qum, the our mounting concern about the failure of Iran to and jumped a fence – landing in Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton predicted announcement of more facilities to be developed as respond in any kind of adequate way,” British Foreign what turned out to be a prison Tuesday that world powers will agree on a new round well as revelations of greater efforts at enrichment are Secretary David Miliband said. yard. of U.N. sanctions. nudging the consensus toward sanctions, she said. With Iran refusing to comply, the message is largely Garfield Heights police say The main audience for the tough talk seems to be “The last 15 months have demonstrated the unwill- directed at China, a permanent member of the U.N. the chase started in that suburb countries not represented among the exclusive Group ingness of Iran to fulfill its international obligations Security Council that is not a member of the G-8. early Monday over a traffic vio- of Eight economic club: China and countries like and that’s the basis of my optimism that we’re going China, a vocal opponent of sanctions, wields veto lation and reached speeds of 90 Turkey and Brazil that have not been on board with to have a consensus reached in the Security Council,” power in the Security Council, and until recently it mph. sanctions. Clinton said. had balked at the mere suggestion of taking additional Police say that after a race Closing a conference of foreign ministers from the Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper urged punitive steps against Iran. That, Clinton suggested, is through several communities, G-8 industrialized nations, Canadian Foreign Minister a heightened focus and stronger coordinated action, now changing. the driver and a passenger Lawrence Cannon said it is time to act. including sanctions if necessary, on the Iranian regime In an interview with Canadian television on bolted from the car and headed Clinton said the nations meeting in Canada see and said Tehran “must halt its nuclear enrichment Monday, Clinton said China shared the view of the for a fence. a growing alarm around the world about the conse- activities and engage in peaceful dialogue.” U.S., its European allies and Russia that “a nuclear- They apparently did not quences of a nuclear-armed Iran. The G-8 groups France, Germany, Italy, Japan, armed Iran is not acceptable.” realize it was on the outside of the state women’s prison in Cleveland. They were arrested along Nissan puts US price tag on electric car with two other passengers who also tried to flee. NEW YORK (AP) – Nissan Motor Co. vide power, around $35,000. It would cost said Tuesday its new electric car will cost $27,500 with the tax credit. just over $25,000 in the U.S., a move that But GM executives have said they are try- LateNiteHumor could force rivals to lower prices on simi- ing to lower the price as they begin build- Monday, March 29, 2010 lar vehicles. ing models at a Detroit factory. Top 10 Highlights Of The Leaf, a four-door hatchback due Other competitors, such as Ford Motor President Obama’s Trip To in showrooms late this year, will have a Co. and Chrysler Group LLC, also plan to Afghanistan base price of $32,780, but buyers can get sell fully electric cars, but those will come 10. The welcoming chants of a $7,500 electric vehicle tax credit, Nissan out after the Volt and Leaf hit showrooms “Death to America!” said. in December. The Volt and Leaf are the 9. Using miles to get bumped The price tag puts the Leaf, which can first two electric cars to go on sale that up to business class. go up to 100 miles on a single charge from will appeal to the mass market. 8. Picking up sexy negligee for a home outlet, within reach of mainstream Orders in the U.S. start April 20 and Michelle at Mahboba’s Secret. car buyers, and it also will force competi- Nissan is aiming for 25,000 orders by 7. Playing a little one-on-one tors to respond when they introduce their December. with Hamid Karzai. cars. Nissan says the Leaf will cost 3.76 mil- 6. Seeing “Hot Tub Time General Motors Co., which also will lion yen ($40,000) in Japan. It will price Machine” dubbed in Pashto. begin selling its Chevrolet Volt recharge- the car lower in the U.S. because it wants NISSAN MOTOR CO. Chief Operating Officer Toshiyuki Shiga poses for pho- 5. Military demonstration on able electric car later this year, said that to sell more of them in that market. The tographers with the automaker’s “Leaf” zero-emission electric vehicle in Yokohama, new secret weapon: ground-to- it will look at Nissan’s pricing before automaker says it is confident it can still Japan, Tuesday, March 30. AP photo air-goat. announcing the Volt’s price closer to its make money at that price. have to worry about running out of elec- going up against the Leaf, and being com- 4. The splendor of Kabul in December sales date. But Erich Merkle, president of the tricity. The car’s gas engine gives it nearly pared to that probably quite a bit,” he said. the springtime. “I think it’s fair to say their pricing, it consulting company Autoconomy.com in unlimited range, GM says. But Aaron Bragman, an auto industry 3. Catching Jon Lovitz at won’t overwhelm, but it will have some Grand Rapids, Mich., said Nissan may be Although the Volt can travel farther, analyst with IHS Global Insight in Troy, new Kandahar comedy club, influence on our pricing decision,” said deliberately setting the price low and may GM still has to compete with the Leaf on Mich., said the Leaf and Volt will compete Laffghanistan. GM spokesman Rob Peterson. even lose money to establish itself as the price, especially among drivers who don’t for different customers. He said the Leaf 2. Spotting a confused John GM was looking to price the Volt, market leader. drive that far or have a second car for long- will appeal mainly to suburban commut- McCain arguing with a falafel. which can go 40 miles on full electricity GM maintains that the Volt is a better distance travel, Merkle said. ers – a smaller market because of its 100- 1. 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For more information call Dennis!"!#$%&'!(()*+%+,!"!#$%&'!(&&*-&+&!"!./01234.565789/: 720 North 700 East 3 Wednesday, March 31, 2010 StatesmanCampus News Page 3 Nuclear energy safe and efficient, CEO says Briefs Campus & Community contains enough power to produce 1,500 tons of coal. said. By KADE DELIS staff writer “If you burn 300 railroad cars for three years, you will Christensen said nuclear energy provides one of generate the same amount of electricity as a volley- the safest work environments. There are no deaths USU student to study Nuclear energy is the only non-greenhouse gas- ball-size chunk of uranium,” Christensen said, “and from nuclear generation in the history of the United emitting energy source that can effectively replace no emissions other States, he said. agriculture in China fossil fuel and satisfy global demand, President than hydrogen.” EnergySolution’s Web site mentions that industry’s The current safety standards, high-tech modern design features Twelve of the best agriculture and CEO of EnergySolutions Val J. Christensen said students in the country, including Tuesday. fuel supply most and regulatory oversight are among the reasons for commonly used the extreme safety environment, whereas with solar one USU student, were recently Christensen presented a slideshow at a seminar selected for the 2010 International in the Engineering Innovation Building to a crowd by Americans panels and wind machines, there have been reports today is coal, of workers falling off the panels or the blades of wind Collegiate Agricultural Leadership of students ranging from engineering to business (I-CAL) Program. They will travel majors. Also in attendance was the department head which accounts machines falling off and hitting someone. for almost 50 The United States has expressed less interest in to China and Vietnam May 16 of mechanical engineering, Byard Wood, Dean of - 29 to study international grain the College of Engineering H. Scott Hinton and two percent of the technically advancing nuclear energy than other electricity used, countries, particularly because of the Three Mile marketing and trade and global faculty members, Heng Ban and Barton Smith. Some agriculture. students attended to receive extra credit. Christensen said. Island incident, Christensen said. But he believes it The price for was merely a management error. During the trip, they will visit Christensen’s presentation was a PowerPoint many different Asian agricul- slideshow called “Energy Challenges and the Role of this type of fuel is Regarding nuclear plant disasters, such as the also a benefit from Chernobyl, Ukraine, accident of 1986, Christensen tural operations, including grain .” inspecting facilities, fruit and At the beginning of the seminar, Christensen nuclear power, said, “It was a human error. It would be Christensen hard to replicate. The crew was vegetable production farms and asked how many students were mechanical engineer- open air grain, meat and animal ing majors. More than half of the attendees raised preparing to test how long a turbine will spin a supply markets. The tours are designed their hands. He then explained that nuclear energy to help the students understand is largely fusion, the process of causing a material of power after they shut it down. The workers run- current international trade and or object to melt with intense heat, especially to join cultural issues, and gain aware- with another, which is itself a complex mechanical ning the tests shut the automatic safety system ness of how international markets system of tubes, pipes and pumps. for agricultural products work. His company is an international nuclear services down in order to run the test. It became so The selected students are company with operations throughout the United Ronald “Wil” Baxter of North States and the world, according to the company’s unstable that the reactor system went Carolina State University, Devin Web site. It provides integrated services and solu- Burton of University of Wyoming, tions to the nuclear out of control.” Christensen Grant Christensen of Iowa industry, the State University, Lucas Fuess United States said the saf- est amount of of Cornell University, Ashley government Gatling of University of Arkansas, and the govern- exposure humans can endure is Daniel Helvig of University of ment of the United Minnesota, Ryan Hrubes of Iowa Kingdom hospitals 400 milligrams per year. The State University, Caitlin Kasper and research facilities. of University of Minnesota, Another of its tasks is residents of Chernobyl Tim Martini of Colorado State informing the public about University, Adam Miller of the misconceptions of nuclear were exposed to more than Ridgewater College, Amy Petersen energy and how beneficial it can of Utah State University and become as a reliable energy source. 50,000 milli- grams of radiation. Emily Schneider of Kansas State Christensen said that by 2030 University. there will be a 50 percent increase in fossil-fuel For the United States, he use. That dependence on oil will be coming from said, “It will not happen.” countries whose living standards are improving like One of the safety mea- USU hosts large China, India and the Middle East. Meanwhile, the sures the U.S. has taken to pre- United States will see a decrease from 22 to 17 per- vent another incident like the research symposium cent demand for the increase in energy. This year, Three Mile Island has been China is expected to overtake the U.S. as the top car- to create containment vessels USU’s Graduate Student bon dioxide emitter. that keeps nuclear fuel from Senate hosts the 13th annual According to the Nuclear Energy Institute Web reacting inside the vessel, Intermountain Graduate Research site, there are two types of uranium energy, U-235 and Christensen said. Symposium March 31. Students, U-238. These are not fuel but hard ceramic rods that According to the faculty, staff and members of are so dense that they were used as shields for tanks Nuclear Energy Institute the public are invited to view the during World War II and are still used in modern war Web site, nuclear energy ground-breaking research under- technology, though U-235 splits or fissions easily. In is America’s largest source taken by graduate students. U-235 atoms, the nucleus, which is composed of pro- of clean air, carbon-free Presentations and posters will be tons and neutrons, is unstable. electricity, producing no on display in the Taggart Student Christensen said nuclear power is reliable and greenhouse gases or air pol- Center and the Eccles Conference safe. There are 140 nuclear reactors in the United lutants. Center from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. States producing more than 20 percent of its electrici- – [email protected] The symposium is an oppor- ty. One kilogram of U-235, the fuel for nuclear energy, tunity for students from all disci- plines to present original research in a conference setting. In a unique SERVICE WEEK EVENTS format, participant posters and presentations will be judged by USU Seniors raise money for faculty and awarded cash prizes. Monday, April 5 This year, the Graduate Student • 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. – Blood drive and service project, TSC Senate will give away more than bike rack as 2010 gift Sunburst and International Lounge. $10,000 in award money. In addi- • 7 p.m. – Recycled Fashion Show, TSC Ballroom. Bring a tion, a luncheon will be held for all BY USU MEDIA RELATIONS to recognize that the university and its gen- can of food for the Student Nutrition Access Center (SNAC). participants and college deans. erous supporters made a commitment to • 7-9 p.m. – Mini Golf at Willows Golf Park, 220 N Spring This year, there are 288 reg- The Senior Gift program at Utah State them during their time on campus. Creek Parkway, Providence. Admission is a $1 donation. istered participants from seven University is a century-old tradition that The new covered racks will provide space universities in five western states, allows the senior class to come together to for 24 bicycles and add additional options making it one of the largest gradu- support USU with a gift to remember their for transportation and safety. The history Tuesday, April 6 ate symposiums in the United time on campus. Gifts in the past include of the Senior Gift dates back to 1909, when • 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. – Blood drive and service project, TSC States. This event is held as part of such campus mainstays as the Old Main the lighted “A” on the top of the Old Main Sunburst and International Lounge. Following, there will Research Week, which is sponsored Tower. Tower was given. Since then many gifts have be a “crafternoon,” making crafts for Primary Children’s by the Vice President for Research The class of 2010 has chosen an expan- been given, including detailed clocks, sci- Hospital. Office. sive covered bike rack as its lasting gift to ence benches, the USU sign on 400 north • 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. – Library lunch, handing out sandwiches the university and to the students who will and the new campus maps. to people studying at the library. Sigma Phi Epsilon now follow. The covered bike rack, which will be Seniors can still give to the 2010 Senior • Noon – Special Olympics Basketball and Best Buddies 4- located north of Natural Resources build- Gift by donating safely and securely online square tournament, TSC patio. official chapter at USU ing, will be used by the increasing number or visiting Old Main, Room 106. of students, faculty and visitors using bikes In honor of their graduating year, seniors Wednesday, April 7 As of March 24, the Sigma Phi as means of transportation on USU’s cam- are asked to give $20.10 to the Senior Gift. Epsilon fraternity on Utah State’s pus. Donors of $20.10 or more will be listed in • Wednesday is Campus Appreciation Day. All day, storm campus has chartered to change “Giving back is part of being an Aggie,” the commencement program, along with the campus with acts of service. from a long-term colony to a fully said Amber Neil, Senior Gift chair. “The the name of an individual or couple that • 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. – Blood drive and service project, TSC functioning chapter. Senior Gift is a chance for us to show our the students would like to honor for their Sunburst and International Lounge. Moving from a SEC (Sigma gratitude for the experience USU has pro- influence on their education. In addition of • 9:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. – SAAVI’s Walk a Mile in Her Shoes. Epsilon Chapter) to a Utah-Alpha vided us.” the standard senior gift, seniors are encour- Register to walk or volunteer at usu.edu/saavi. pus are officially recognized with private donations to the university totaled donors give $20.10 during their senior year, • 4:30 - 6:30 p.m. – Res Life Service Blitz. Meet at the North America’s largest frater- more than $30 million last year, and many $30 during their first year out and $50 dur- University Inn at 4:15 p.m. nity. The new Utah-Alpha Sig Ep of those donations go toward student schol- ing their second year out, for a total gift of Executive Board received an e-mail arships and other means of educational $100.10. Legacy donors can list two indi- Thursday, April 8 early March 24 informing them support for undergraduates. The Senior Gift viduals or couples in the commencement of their successful charter. The is one convenient way for graduating seniors program to honor. • 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. – Aggie Locks, TSC Sunburst and SigEps started a petition to char- International Lounge. ter at the beginning of this spring • 11 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. – SNAC Bread and Soup on the Patio. semester. Thanks to the hard work Council: ASUSU reviews officers’ charters Cost is $1 with a can or $2 without. put in by some of the brothers, the • Noon – Aggie Bench Build by Habitat for Humanity. Meet petition was successful. Former -continued from page 1 in the Service Center and help us build two benches for SigEp President Alex Putnam was at its meeting April 6. said the council will begin discussion next Primary Children’s Hospital. responsible for most of the organi- The council also passed revised charters week on budget recommendations for the zation of the petition. for the offices of Academic Senate president upcoming year. The Sigma Phi Epsilon chapter and service vice president. Student Advocate ASUSU President Tyler Tolson and Friday, April 9 was originally founded at USU Tyler Haws read a first draft of changes to Executive Vice President Spencer Lee will • All day – End of Year Bash Carnival on the Quad. March 21, 1936, and was a force his charter. The office of student advocate begin looking through budget items and on campus until its exit in 1998. has been reshaped and clarified through the bring suggestions to the council for dis- Saturday, April 10 In 2002, SigEp made its return to committee to restructure ASUSU. It will be cussion. The budget they approve will be USU’s campus, and since then, the voted upon at the next council meeting. recommended to the incoming Executive • 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. – Service project at Primary Children’s SigEps have been growing mem- Other items discussed at the meeting Council members. Evans said the new coun- Hospital. Volunteers will meet at the hospital at 10 a.m. to ber-wise. included plans to update power to the Old cil typically approves a budget within the begin the service project. An Aggie shuttle will be transport- Main Hill amphitheater, which Reeder said first two weeks of official meetings. ing students down to Primary Children’s Hospital. Meet out- -Compiled from staff side the University Inn at 8 a.m. to catch the shuttle. will enable more student events to be held – [email protected] and media reports there, and ASUSU Director Tiffany Evans 4 Page 4 CampusNews Wednesday, March 31, 2010 Answers Women: Center will receive $100,000 a year for three years To Today’s -continued from page 1 Crossword men and women.” WGRI will host its spring luncheon social April 2. Opened in 1974, the Women’s Center Puzzle! “serves as an advocate for women, educating campus and community constituencies on the changing status of women and gender- based issues through a variety of programs.” The center offers workshops throughout the Come live with us! semester, scholarships and financial assis- tance. Austin expressed her hope that the com- bined WGS, WGRI and Women’s Center “will provide vigorous professional and social envi- ronment” for everyone involved. Coward said the center will help about 66,000 female members of USU, including faculty, staff and students. He said the event was a culmination of more than a year of work and planning. A planning committee was formed, which includes Melissa Keller, School Year: $2350-2850 Ann Austin, Kelly Kopp, Camille Odell, ($200 Deposit) Maure Smith, Helga Van Miegroet and Frances Titchener, who also spoke. Titchener, professor in the department of Private Bedrooms history, said she has been involved in some way with the women’s program since her Utilities Included beginning year at USU in 1987. Though called Cable TV back from her sabbatical, Titchener said she was “delighted to accept (the) important chal- Internet lenge” of putting together a study committee and assisting in deciding on a director for the On-Site Laundry center, which the committee will do later this week. Once committees were set up, the only thing missing, Coward said, was money. Enter President Stan Albrecht, who spoke about how the center will receive its requested $300,000 from the school. PROVOST RAY COWARD said about 66,000 female members of USU can benefit from For the next three years, Albrecht said, the the new Center for Women and Gender. Coward spoke during a celebration for the center. center will receive $100,000 a year, in addi- CODY GOCHNOUR photo tion to pooling the resources from the WGS, WGRI and Women’s Center. Albrecht said the $300,000 pledge is a commitment to make Percentages of women across USU’s campus: the center work. “We’re going to make something good • Student body: 53 percent even better,” he said. • Staff: 54 percent Once money was figured out, Coward said the last hurdle is finding leadership. • Graduates: 42 percent “Without the right leaders,” he said, “we’re • Faculty: more than 33 percent not going to achieve this ambition we have.” – [email protected] Information provided by Provost Ray Coward Death shows college students’ right to privacy often at odds with the parents’ need to know

of dormitory alcohol policies the group’s president. “I believe house nearly two weeks after By MARA ROSE WILLIAMS McClatchy Newspapers were off-limits to his parents. they should use their interpreta- being kicked out of his dormi- After the 19-year-old’s death, tion to better inform parents tory. He was found dead on his KANSAS CITY, Mo. – Before KU turned over the records. about their son or daughter, and bed at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon University of Kansas student Jay Wren says before his son’s not use FERPA as an excuse to house off campus after a night Jason Wren died, reportedly death he begged for a descrip- withhold information.” of drinking margaritas, beer and after a night of binge drinking, tion of his behavior in the Wren, who knew that his whiskey. Lawrence police have records describing his violations dormitory, and was told those son drank alcohol even in high not received autopsy results. records were protected by the school, said he would have Wren said his son told him Family Educational Rights and pulled Jason out of KU if he’d he was kicked out of the dormi- Privacy Act, or FERPA, which known about the repeated alco- tory after a few cans of beer were shields student grades, health hol and behavior infractions that found in his room. Jason said he and behavior information. led to his son being kicked out was holding the beer for a friend, EXPERIENCE FIRST-HAND THE The federal law and the way of Oliver Hall and barred from his father said. universities interpret it often pit even visiting it. He said he didn’t learn the students’ right to privacy against He said that according to severity of the violations until he what some parents deem as their the records he recently received, visited KU for his son’s memorial right to know. his son was caught with alcohol service. The dormitory violations How schools interpret the at least twice in Oliver, put on were a clear sign that his son had CALL OF THE law differs. For example, Kansas probation and warned that his an alcohol problem, he said. State University tells parents residence hall contract was in Wren said he had talked to a about underage drinking. KU danger of being terminated. His lawyer to help him sort out the does not. son also was reprimanded for events leading up to his son’s “There is no national evi- delays in taking an online alco- death. He has pleaded with the dence that parental notifica- hol education course and going fraternity’s local leaders to dry tion makes a difference,” said to a one-on-one counseling ses- out the fraternity house, which is Marlesa Roney, vice provost for sion _ a mandatory penalty for private and not subject to univer- WILD! student success at KU. violating campus alcohol poli- sity policy. Some students say they want cies. Brandon E. Weghorst, nation- to take responsibility for their “They need to let parents al Sigma Alpha Epsilon spokes- lives and learn from their mis- know,” said Wren, who lives in man, said Wren’s plea “is being takes. Others want their parents Littleton, Colo. “If they had let us seriously considered.” to know what’s going on. know all of this, we could have National statistics indicate College Parents of America sat down with him. I would have alcohol will kill thousands of recently began pushing schools pulled him out to get him back underage drinkers this year. The to share more about their under- here where we could keep an eye Centers for Disease Control and age students with parents. on him. We would have made Prevention estimates that nearly “The law does leave a great him live at home.” 5,000 underage deaths each year deal of interpretation to colleges Jason, a prebusiness major, are caused by excessive alcohol NOW HIRING!!! and universities,” said Jim Boyle, died March 8 in a KU fraternity use. May-September 2010 Seasonal Open Positions Include: CDL DRIVER/Tour Guide Horseback Guide 4X4 Driver/Dog Handler EXCURSIONS

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Burdette, junior in exercise science, was born By COURTNIE PACKER with a degenerative disease that caused his retinas features editor to slowly degenerate. Because he can slightly see, most of his movements are done tactically and For many students, watching the life of a visu- spatially. He is able to contrast between light and ally-impaired student looks challenging. However, dark, and can see the difference between sidewalk for Quinn Price and Lewis Burdette, it is a way of and grass. life. Their way of life. Price and Burdette chose to attend USU for simi- The two men met 11 years ago at a summer lar reasons: the abundant transportation to and camp. They bumped into each other at events from campus. They are often seen around campus across the state of Utah for many years but did not helping each other cross the street or are seen get to build a strong friendship until they came to together in classes. It is not uncommon for them USU. Price, sophomore in social studies composite to be in the wrong classroom or in a surrounding teaching, said after attending USU for a year, the completely different than where they were hoping two decided to become roommates. to be. Burdette said many bus drivers are consider- Price and Burdette were born with visual ate by letting them know which stop they are at impairments. Price had some eyesight until he and which stop they need. was 2 years old. By losing his eyesight at a young Even though Price and Burdette are frequently age, he said, he does not remember the shapes and details of objects but remembers learning colors and a few items. -See BLIND, page 6 Building children’s lives with a promise

credits for participating in the program, and the service looks directors prepare loads of food and teach the kids valuable By KELLYN ANDERSON great on a résumé. lessons through games, such as budgeting and table etiquette. staff writer Youth and Families with Promise is always looking for This past Wednesday, the children were given a menu and mentors, as of right now it does not have enough mentors to fake money, then told to decide what they want, using the The Youth and Families with Promise program was started match with each child. It will not match a mentor unless he or $1.50 they had to spend. Then mentors helped the mentees in 1998 by a group of professors at USU, and soon spread she will be in Logan for the summer or is coming back next count and budget correctly, so the children could eat what throughout Utah and, eventually, the entire country. fall, as it can greatly affect the child. they wanted. A nonprofit organization funded by Workforce Services, Matching a mentor involves person- Mary Smith, a young participant the program was evaluated as a Best Practices Program and, ality traits, practical influences, such as “Many of these kids in the program whose name has been except for the two paid director positions, run on a volunteer transportation, and availability. Once have been mentally changed, says she really likes the activi- basis. mentors are matched with mentees, they abused and abandoned. ties. Volunteers, primarily USU students, mentor kids ranging spend the rest of the year together, and “I like how the people teach you from ages 10 to 14. The kids live in various situations, such as sudden desertion can hurt the child The last thing we want interesting stuff. It’s a learning experi- single-parent homes, blended-family circumstances or homes even more. to do is abandon them ence,” Smith says. where parents work and want an uplifting place for their child “Many of these kids have been men- again.” All of the kids love having a mentor to spend time. tally abused and abandoned. The last to look up to, as well as the opportunity The program started out on an entirely volunteer basis thing we want to do is abandon them – Sharilee Griffiths, to hang out with someone older doing with no funding and only 10 participants. After funding was again,” Griffiths says. co-director for Youth and free activities. Sara Jones, a graduate garnered, co-directors Sharilee Griffiths and Rachel Davidson With the 50 kids who need men- Families with Promise student in health education whose name have been able to expand the program to 50 participants. toring, the Youth and Families with has been changed, says the program is a “We have absolutely wonderful stories, where it’s really Promise is always advertising for new way to reach out to the kids. changed lives,” Griffiths says. mentors, especially males. The Living She says, “It is a kind of social sup- The program works to match children with their own and Learning community has helped a lot, both with men- port system. We share common experiences, and it gives them mentor and then provides activities for them to do once a tors and location of activities, but the program is continually an outlet of someone to talk to.” month. During the other three weeks, the directors encourage expanding, and with expansion comes a need for more volun- Mentoring is an easy way to get involved in the communi- mentors to involve the kids in their lives and to do all kinds teers. ty. Katie Spackman, freshman in elementary education, heard of activities. From reading a book to ice skating to playing “You build a great relationship with these kids,” Griffiths about the program from a friend and quickly signed up. games, the program does it all. says. “It’s really a great opportunity to make a difference in “I wanted an opportunity to serve. It’s a great way to know “There are a great many benefits for the mentors as well as the life of a child.” your influencing the kids, making a difference,” she says. the kids,” Griffiths said. “We pay for a lot of free entertain- The mentors and families meet every Wednesday and – [email protected] ment, and we always have food.” Thursday, depending on whichever day works best, to have The USU student mentors can receive two upper-level an activity. Once a month on the special activity nights, the 6 Page 6 AggieLife Wednesday, March 31, 2010 HowTo The ultimate guide to everything and anything How to find housing I am currently looking for hous- future neighbor is a crack addict. If ing. My lease at a popular university- chosen, that house or apartment would approved apartment complex is about often be flooded with either a horde of to end, just after finals, like so many other drug addicts or the flashing red other students. I’m starting to realize and blue of a police car. this search is turning into a stressful mess of calls and numbers and land- – Don’t paint the walls an outrageous lords. Let me explain. color. You may like it, but you’ll have to My search began about two months repaint it. Plus, you may get sick of it. ago. I started with the USU Student Stick with something soft and neutral. Housing Guide, made a list, then dou- If you want color, try painting an accent ble checked everything with trueaggie. wall and matching it with furniture. com. Once I had made a list of all the potential places I had double checked, – Do avoid elementary schools and I started making the calls. I was now junior high schools. If the sound of triple checking all the information I screeching children isn’t enough to had. Some call it excessive, I call it thor- break your concentration, the stench of ough. adolescent angst and hormones will. I, then, compared locations and pric- es, and decided on the place. It was – Don’t get house poor. If you can’t perfect. Close to campus, decent price, afford it, just turn the other way. If all private room, private bathroom, all the your money is going toward a house right amenities; in a word, perfect. or apartment, when will you be able to Idealistic images of walking to campus, actually have fun? Save the money, go feeling rejuvenated and healthy. I fig- with a less-expensive place and spend ured out the deposit and filled out an the leftover money on a party. application. The day came. I had the check and – Do check the sex offender registry called to find out where I needed to at familywatchdog.us. It’s good to be take it. Bad news: no more openings, informed and your safety is the most summer or school year. Great. important thing. So, the search continued. I qua- druple, quintuple and sextuple checked – Don’t rush things. Take your time. every single school-approved apart- The worst thing would be getting stuck ment I could find. Once again, I nar- somewhere low quality in a bad neigh- rowed it down to one, which is as far borhood just because the landlord from campus as I am now, but a private pushed you. room for a cheap price and I had the option of painting the room. I was sold. – Do ask questions. That’s the only way I called the parents (yes, I’m spoiled) you’ll figure out enough information to and got another check for a deposit. make a good decision. I walked into the landlord’s office, filled out an application and gave my – Don’t underestimate your parents. deposit. I was free. No more searching. They’ve had more experience buying I had a place to live. Next step, getting real estate, and they will see the things past the parents. If they’re paying for it, we don’t. Trust them. they need to approve of it. They didn’t approve. At all. And here I am. Stuck, once again, looking through all the apartments I’ve Kasey Van Dyke is already looked through. Now, I have a sophomore in an extra challenge. Almost everything print journalism is full, or close to it. I’m stressed. The and political sci- silver lining of the whole ordeal is that ence. Questions or I’ve learned some do’s and don’ts of comments can apartment hunting: be sent to her at k.vandyke@aggi- – Do run away if you find out your email.usu.edu.

Blind: Experiencing college life -continued from page 5 seen together, each has his Price said he hopes to reads the text to him. own hobbies and goals. begin rock climbing and Burdette said that when Burdette enjoys learning wants to pursue teaching. using a computer, they use the piano, rock climbing, “I am still keeping my the same type of keyboard and he has wrestled for many mind open for further that people with sight use. It years. He grew up on a farm options,” he said. “I don’t just requires a different prin- and enjoys riding horses and know if I have enough experi- ciple of memorization. to be around animals. He ence in teaching to know if I Aside from the school- hopes to become a personal want to do it or not. I think it work aspect of college life, trainer after he has complet- could have some really good Burdette and Price said they ed his education. aspects.” are content with their social No matter their differenc- life. However, neither would es, the men share a common object to meeting new people. love: goalball. The game has “I”m single,” Burdette said. become a popular pastime for “I definitely wouldn’t say no Continuing the tradition of excellence in the two, and they spend many to meeting new people, and I hours playing the game. Price definitely wouldn’t say no to said the game is unlike any- dating more. But the way it is DERMATOLOGY thing most students partici- now isn’t too bad.” pate in. It is played as balls Burdette said many stu- Kelly W. Hubbard, M.D., P.C are rolled underhand on the dents feel intimidated by the ground to the other side of fact the men are visually- Medical and Surgical Dermatology for Children and Adults the court. Players then try to impaired, and they do not block the ball. know how to approach him “It is a sport any visually- or Price. impaired guy can play,” Price “If you have a question, ask said. “It’s not even a spin off it,” he said. “Don’t be afraid New Patients Welcome! another sport. It’s our own to approach us. Say, ‘Hey,’ as sport and brings a lot of we go by. It is understand- people together.” able, but once you get to Schoolwork for the men know us, we are pretty nice 435-752-5741 can seem difficult, but guys.” Burdette and Price have sev- The men both agreed their 2380 N 400 E, Suite B eral options to make work vision impairment is who (Next to the Cache Valley Specialty Hospital) easier. One option is what they are and has shaped who is called BrailleNote, also they have become. Neither known as a notetaker. Price would recover their eyesight describes it as having similar and are content with what Get Ready for Summer aspects as a computer such as they have. e-mailing, taking notes and “It seems like it would be Laser Hair Removal Spring Sale reading books. more of a transition to receive Burdette and Price know eyesight,” Price said. “It really 10% o! single treatment braille. They both have the isn’t much of a possibility Diseases of the Skin, Hair, and Nails 15% o! 5 treatment option of reading braille, but so I don’t think about it. If I Skin Cancer, Melanoma, and Moles 20% o! 8 treatment Price says the books in braille was presented with the idea, Skin Surgery for Benign and Malignant Skin Growths Must purchase by April 15th, 2010 take up a lot of space and I might for practicality, but Laser specialist using state of the art lasers he prefers to read electroni- it is something that might Cosmetic treatments with practical and proven techniques cally. However, Price said that intimidate me a little bit.” Permanent hair removal with Candela Gentlease Laser Gi! Certi"cates Available while working on the com- – courtnie.packer@aggiemail. puter, his preferred way is a usu.edu screen-reading program that 7 Wednesday, March 31, 2010 AggieLife Page 7 College life may have consequences on health

get rid of them, and Davis said they see lots of response we got was, ‘I don’t homework and stress. By APRIL ASHLAND patients with warts. know what you do, so I can’t “We’re here to help you succeed,” Davis staff writer Wellness differs from health, and Davis tell you how to do it bet- said. “We’re just waiting for you to come said wellness itself is vital. ter.’” and tell us what you need.” Student health is a lot more complicated “Most students are doing it on their own Davis said there is a – [email protected] than just the common cold. for the first time, and we consider wellness to large marketing gap in what Lucas Odahlen, associate doctor of Aggie be really, really important,” Davis said. students think about the County Chiropractic, said he sees students The first step to being well is to get a center and what it offers. He mostly for headaches and back pain. He said check up. Davis said basic problems have to said the staff want to provide students get back problems from various be handled first, in order to get healthy. He a top-rate service, but students things, such as having bad posture and wear- said things like asthma and diabetes need to need to understand what they do. ing heavy backpacks. He said one way to help be under control before students can work on The center is a place to start with tough the headaches and back pain is to drink lots staying healthy. Davis said students need to questions, and if students don’t know of water. get adequate sleep. where else to go. “Most people and a lot of students are liv- Adequate sleep for a college student “Illness, injury, can’t get along with my ing on soda and junk food,” Odahlen said. means, on average, seven to eight hours of roommate, was sexually assaulted, fell off “Students should drink lots of water, about 1 sleep, according to the center’s Web site, my bike, can’t concentrate in studying, they ounce per pound of body weight, or at least http://www.usu.edu/health/healthtopics. can all start here at the wellness center,” he two liters of water.” Some students need more, some need less. said. Odahlen said drinking water, eating lots Davis said sleep disruption is becoming The center has doctors, dietitians, physical of fresh food and exercising are easy ways to more common on campus, and the center is therapists, X-ray doctors, even a pharmacy. be and feel healthier, as well as getting chiro- seeing more students who are sleep deprived Davis said he thinks the center does stu- practic care. on a daily basis. dent health better than any other place in “We often use something called the Eating well and drinking lots of water are Logan, because the staff understands Pettibon System – most people have lost the important, Davis said, as well as exercise and students better. He said they under- curvature in their spine, which puts a lot avoidance of unhealthy substances. stand that students have lots of pressure on your spinal column, and the “Substances that are bad for you can be as of tests and Pettibon System helps to give you back that simple as high doses of caffeine,” Davis said. curvature,” he said. “The pressure on your “Exercise can be walking or something more. spinal column can cause digestive problems, Fit bodies are much more resistant to illness as well as headaches and back pain. So get- and disease.” ting the proper chiropractic care for your The Student Health and Wellness Center back is also important.” doctors have strong backgrounds in things Jim Davis, director of the Student Health such as depression and anxiety, Davis said, and Wellness Center, said he and the other and can take care of simple problems. doctors see a variety of issues. Anything too complex they refer to psychia- “Not only do we see things like colds and trist Brian Merrill who works there two days sinus infections, but we also see students who a week, as well as at the Counseling and are having problems with depression, ADD Psychological Service Center. and more,” Davis said. “We have strong ties with the counseling Every summer Davis does a presentation center,” Davis said. “We work hand in hand for the parents of students coming to SOAR, with them and people who need more than and he said the center has just finished com- we can give them alone.” piling information for his presentation about The Student Health and Wellness Center what kinds of things the doctors at the center offers many services other than just for physi- see most. He said the top five things they see cal injuries and sickness. Davis said the cen- are upper respiratory infections, behavioral ter is a resource many students don’t realize health, injuries mostly to extremities, physi- they have. cal exams and warts. “We asked focus groups how to make the Every other Wednesday are wart days, center more useful, in order to better serve Davis said. The doctors use liquid nitrogen to the students,” he said. “The most common photo by TODD JONES

Periodic table gets new resident Don’t forget ... Copernicus was the first scientist to conclude that the plan- By THOMAS H. MAUGH II ets of the solar system revolve around the rather than the Los Angeles Times Earth. The new name follows in the recent tradition of naming There’s a new element officially in town and its name is synthetic elements after famous scientists. Others include: Watching copernicium, after the 16th-century Polish scientist Nicholas Element 111, roentgenium, named after German physicist Copernicus. It is element 112 and its symbol is Cn. Wilhelm Roentgen, who discovered X-rays. Copernicium, a heavier relative of zinc, cadmium and mer- Element 109, meitnerium, named after Austrian born cury, was first seen in 1996 by researchers at the Society for Swedish physicist Lise Meitner, who worked on the team that Heavy Ions Research in Darmstadt, Germany, after they bom- your wallet discovered nuclear fission. barded a lead target with zinc ions. Element 107, bohrium, named after Danish physicist Niels It took the International Union of Pure and Applied Bohr, who made fundamental contributions to the under- Chemistry, which regulates nomenclature, nearly 14 years standing of atomic structure and . to resolve disputes between the Germans and American Element 106, seaborgium, named after American physicist Found every researchers over who was first to produce the new element, Glenn Seaborg, who pioneered the discovery of artificially but the agency reported in the March issue of the journal produced elements. Pure and Applied Chemistry that the Germans had priority Element 110 is named darmstadtium after the city where Wednesday and are thus entitled to propose a name. it was discovered, while 108 is named hassium from the Latin Physicist Sigurd Hofmann, leader of the German team, name for the German state of Hesse, where Darmstadt is said in a statement that the researchers’ intent was to “salute located. an influential scientist who didn’t receive any accolades in his The IUPAC has not yet resolved competing claims over the own lifetime, and highlight the link between astronomy and discovery of elements 113 through 118. aggietownsquare.com the field of nuclear chemistry.” Street Speak What would you say or do if the bathroom door lock was broken and someone came in?

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TouchBase Wolverines Aggie Athlete of the Week By CONNOR JONES slash Aggies sports editor the two games with five hits, three Sophomore distance run- By LANDON HEMSLEY runs – two of which were earned ner Kim Quinn was named sports senior writer – three walks and six strikeouts. the America First Credit Her record is now 5-7 on the sea- Union Utah State Student- The Aggie softball team hit the son. Despite the loss, Greenough’s Athlete of road to Orem Tuesday afternoon performance was impressive when the Week, and suffered two tough losses to the coupled with the weather condi- for March UVU Wolverines, 3-1, 13-4. tions in Orem. While Logan resi- 22-28. The “I don’t want to put a bad spin dents were dealing with a fierce award, on it,” head coach Carissa Millsap- and annoying wind, as well as spo- which is Kalaba said, “but we lost both radic bursts of pollution-saturated voted on games. I don’t know what to say rain, the Lady Ags were facing by a state about it other than we lost and it’s a storm of their own. Millsap- media unfortunate, and it happens. It’s Kalaba was not about to excuse her panel, was QUINN part of the game.” team for its performance. given to The first game seemed to be “The weather affects it for both Quinn after he set a school going the Aggies’ way early on. teams,” she said. record in the 10,000m at USU’s lead-off bat- “But there was the Stanford Invitational ter, Rachel Evans, “I’m sure it’s not the a really thick on Saturday, with a time of reached first base fog throughout 35:29.82. on an error by first home run that’s been hit off of her, and the whole area. “I’m really excited about the UVU short- You could look being athlete of the week,” stop and scored I’m sure it won’t be the right at the sun Quinn said. “It’s fun to get an unearned last one. I expect her to and it didn’t recognized.” run later in the get back on the saddle bother you at Quinn graduated from inning when all. There was Bingham High School in Kelley Kaneshiro and start riding again. Such is life ...” wind, constant 2007. She’s majoring in doubled into cen- wind, the entire environmental science, with ter field. That was – Carissa Millsap-Kalaba game blowing hopes of working in envi- all the offensive head softball coach from behind the ronmental education after luck USU could pitcher. It was graduation. gather. UVU came pretty bad.” This is the second time right back in the If the first game was rough this season Quinn has been bottom of the first, driving in two for the Ags, then the second was given the honor. The first earned runs of its own to take a downright torturous. Defensive coming for the week end- lead it would never relinquish. USU woes plagued Utah State for the SENIOR PITCHER KATIE GREENOUGH delivers a pitch in a game against ing Feb. 28 after winning pitcher Kate Greenough was able entire game, and the Aggie bats University of Utah last season. Greenough pitched in the first of the two games, the the 3,000 and the 5,000 to recover. She held the Wolverines weren’t there to compensate. Aggies lost 3-1. She is now 5-7 on the season. PATRICK ODEN file photo in the Indoor Conference scoreless until the bottom of the Freshman Mandy Harmon back in the second inning – she got Ellingsworth. Championship meet. She sixth. Millsap-Kalaba was very of Las Vegas took the mound to two quick outs on a ground ball “That’s how you learn, I guess,” was the highest point scorer complimentary of her senior pitch- start things off and struggled. In and a strikeout, and after UVU’s Millsap-Kabala said of Harmon. of the meet and was named er from Portland, Ore. the first inning, UVU advanced next two batters reached the bases, “There’s no excuse, but there’s defi- athlete of the meet. “Kate did really well,” Millsap- one on a walk and a second on a Harmon got UVU’s Amber Sackett nitely adjustment especially for my Quinn’s record set- Kalaba said. “She had to make some blown fielder’s choice play. UVU’s to fly out. freshman pitcher. She’s not used ting time came in her adjustments because there was a Megan Gardner then sent the ball In the third she got two quick to pitching in that situation. She first 10,000m race of the pretty strong headwind and that sailing over the fence, bringing in outs, but that’s as far as Harmon hasn’t had a home run hit off her season. She surpassed was affecting the break on her ball. three runs. Things didn’t improve got without trouble. Harmon then the entire season she’s thrown, and Leda Ripplinger’s time of It was blowing with her, and having for Harmon. By the time the first allowed a double and an RBI single, in an unlucky game she had three 36:03.04 set in 2005. that wind with you, you lose most inning was over, UVU had homered hit a batter and allowed a third hit off her.” “I’m happy because get- of your spin. She made the adjust- a second time and brought in two UVU homer. Millsap-Kabala had ting a school record has ments she needed to and was really always been one of my goals more runs to make it 5-0 in favor of seen enough and went to the bull -See MAULED, page 9 good the rest of the game.” the home team. Harmon bounced pen, relieving Harmon with Stacey for college, and it was nice Greenough ended the first of to get it the second time I’ve ever ran in that event,” Quinn said. “It’s great because now I have the con- Three guest coaches to work with football team this spring fidence I need for confer- ence and other big races. It’s BY USU ATHLETICS 10 Coach of the Year honors. a half years, with his career highlights including nice to get that boost early In 2005, he received the Distinguished being instrumental in signing Karl Malone to the on in the season.” Utah State head football coach Gary Andersen Alumnus Award from USU. Kragthorpe is in his Jazz. Layden retired from coaching during the – [email protected] announced Tuesday that over the next three fifth year as special assistant to the USU athletics 1988-1989 season, moving into the team’s front Saturdays, a guest coach will be working with director. office, and was replaced on the Jazz bench by cur- the Aggie team, one each Saturday. Legendary Layden is a former coach and executive of the rent head coach . Layden retired from coaches Dave Kragthorpe, and . Layden is also a former coach and play- the Jazz in 1998. NBAStandings LaVell Edwards will be watching practice, working er with Niagara University. He coached Niagara to In 1984, Layden was named the NBA’s Coach EASTERN CONFERENCE with USU coaches and players and speaking to the its first NCAA tournament appearance in 1970. of the Year. He also has won NBA Executive of the Atlantic Division team over the next three respective Saturdays. In 1976 Layden was hired to be an assistant coach Year and the NBA’s J. Walter Kennedy Citizenship W L PctGB “There’s a lot to be learned from these extreme- with the Atlanta Hawks. In 1979, he was hired to Award (Layden and Joe O’Toole are the only non- y – 47 26 .644— Toronto 36 37 .493 11 ly successful, veteran coaches, both by our players be the general manager of the then-New Orleans players in NBA history to win the award). New York 26 47 .356 21 and our coaching staff,” Andersen said. “They’re Jazz, and became the head coach of the Jazz (now Edwards graduated from USU in 1952. He Philadelphia 26 47 .356 21 going to spend time with the kids, speak to our in ) in 1981, replacing Tom Nissalke. was a three-year football letter-winner for the New Jersey 10 64 .13537.5 team, watch and evaluate practice, seeing how we Layden went on to coach the Jazz for seven and Aggies in 1949, ‘50 and ‘51 and was named to Central Division practice and what we do. They have a message the school’s All-Century team as a linebacker in y – Cleveland 58 16 .784 — Milwaukee 40 32 .556 17 that they can get across to the kids.” 1993. Edwards was also an all-Mountain States Chicago 35 38 .479 22.5 Andersen is anxious to work with these three Conference selection as a halfback in 1950. Indiana 27 47 .365 31 legends of the coaching profession and has aspira- Edwards coached Brigham Young University Detroit 23 50 .315 34.5 tions of learning from their lessons to him, his for 29 seasons from 1972-2000 and his 257 wins Southeast Division x – Orlando 52 22 .703 — staff, the players and everyone within the pro- rank sixth all-time among Division I coaches. x – Atlanta 47 26 .644 4.5 gram. His accomplishments at BYU include winning Miami 40 34 .541 12 Charlotte 38 35 .521 13.5 “They know and understand where this pro- the national championship in 1984, being named 21 51 .292 30 gram has been, where it’s at now and where we the national coach of the year in 1979 and 1984 can take this program. They’ve all been through earning seven WAC Coach of the Year honors, WESTERN CONFERENCE everything that we are going through and any- leading the Cougars to 21 bowl games, coach- Midwest Division W L Pct GB thing we will be going through in the future. We ing a Heisman Trophy winner in Ty Detmer and x – Utah 49 26 .653 — will truly value their thoughts,” Andersen said. two winners in Jason Buck and x – Denver 48 27 .640 1 OK City 44 28 .611 3.5 Kragthorpe was a two-time all-conference . Portland 45 29 .608 3.5 selection as a football lineman at Utah State in He was inducted in the Utah Sports Hall of Minnesota 14 60 .189 34.5 1953 and 1954 and was named to the school’s Fame in 1993 and named Utah’s Coach of the Pacific Division All-Century team in 1993. After graduation, he Century in 1996 by Utah Centennial Sports. x – L.A. Lakers 54 20 .730 — played one year with the New York Giants. Both Kragthorpe and Edwards were inducted Phoenix 47 26 .644 6.5 L.A. Clippers 27 46 .370 26.5 Kragthorpe was an assistant football coach into the Utah Chapter of the National Football Sacramento 24 50 .324 30 at Idaho Falls High School and head coach at Foundation, with Edwards being honored in 2001 Golden State 21 52 .288 32.5 Roosevelt High School in Michigan. He then was and Kragthorpe in 2008. Southwest Division an assistant at the collegiate level at Montana, This Saturday’s practice at Romney Stadium is x – Dallas 49 25 .662 — San Antonio 44 29 .603 4.5 South Dakota State and Brigham Young, while the first of the spring that is open to the public. Memphis 38 35 .521 10.5 also serving as head coach at South Dakota State USU will take to the turf for practice from 11 a.m. Houston 36 36 .500 12 and Idaho State. to 1 p.m. New Orleans 35 40 .467 14.5 While at Idaho State, he coached the Bengals to The Aggies’ practices on April 10 and 17 will x – Clinched Playoff Berth LAVELL EDWARDS graduated from Utah State in y – Clinched Division the NCAA I-AA national championship in 1981. 1952 and coached the BYU Cougars from 1972-2000 dur- be open to the public and feature scrimmages. z – Clinched Conference He then served as the athletics director at USU ing which they won one national championship and he from 1983-’84 before returning to the collegiate was names National Coach of the Year twice. stock photo -See COACHES, page 9 coaching ranks at Oregon State and earning PAC- Wednesday, March 31, 2010 StatesmanSports Page 9 SectionF A different point of view

he recruiting power of Utah State State’s college basketball atmosphere basketball fans has officially begun apart from most any other place in the Tto make its impact felt even in the country is something that can now be off-season. It’s been known for a while shown to any person in any place via that when recruits see the Spectrum sources such as YouTube. in person, it is tough for them to say When it all comes down to it, the no to an offer to play in front of that recruiting battles like the one going kind of crowd. Go ask head football on right now with USU and the other coach Gary Andersen how efficient the schools recruiting this past weekend’s Spectrum has been as a recruiting tool visitor are the recruiting battles that the for football. Andersen got commitments Aggies can and should be winning. As from something like 26 of 28 recruits the talent level steadily increases over he had in town during basketball home the years, so will the number of NCAA games this past winter. tournament victories for Utah State. The only drawback is that not every If there was ever a prime example of recruit is available to come and see how that can happen, you wouldn’t games in person, which means Stew need to look any farther than the Butler Morrill and his assistants simply have Bulldogs. to try to explain the atmosphere to Butler is a program that has steadily recruits, and I have a tough time believ- built itself up over the past decade or ing that any verbal description could so, while constantly getting a bit better even come close to fully explaining the year by year, and all of the sudden they experience of a game at the Spectrum. are in the Final Four, just two wins away It seems, though, that the job is becom- from a national championship. ing much easier with the way the USU I’m not saying that Utah State is on crowd has gone to new levels of coordi- the verge of being a Final Four team nation and rowdiness, with a lot of help next year with the addition of this past from YouTube. weekend’s recruit, but if USU’s biggest This past weekend, a basketball recruit recruiting tool can suddenly be shared was in town. This recruit is believed to through the Internet, then it’s tough to be of very high priority to the coaching imagine that it won’t help Morrill and staff and could be an excellent addition Co. keep reloading the team with qual- to an already stacked roster going into ity talent each year to the point where next season. Sadly for USU though, this cutting down the nets for a Western recruit was not able to experience the Athletic Conference championship Spectrum in person, which takes away won’t be the last nets the Aggies cut probably the biggest recruiting tool the down in a season. coaching staff has at its disposal. It apparently wasn’t much of an issue Matt Sonnenberg is a as this player had posted a video of the junior majoring in print “winning team, losing team” chant on journalism. Matt is his Facebook page Sunday night after an avid fan of Aggie his visit was over with a caption that athletics and can be read, “How do I say no to this?!?!” found on the front While a verbal commitment has yet row of every home to come from this player, it appears to football and be a pretty good impression to make basketball game. on a player who is as highly sought He can also be after as this one. Not only that, but it is reached at matt. a sign that the recruiting power of the sonn@aggiemail. Spectrum and everything that sets Utah usu.edu. Coaches: Guest coaches to help Ags -continued from page 8 Spring practice will culminate with the record in USU’s five years in the league. The annual Blue-White Spring Game, which is Aggies were tied for fifth in the final league also open to the public, on Saturday, April standings, USU’s highest-ever finish in its 24, at 2 p.m. at Romney Stadium. time in the conference and the best league Utah State will return 45 letterwinners finish since tying for fourth in the Sun Belt (21 offense, 22 defense, two special teams), Conference in 2004. including 19 starters (eight offense, nine The Aggies have six home games in 2010, defense, two special teams), from last sea- including a nationally-televised game on the son’s 4-8 mark, the Aggies’ most wins since ESPN network for the second-straight sea- 2002. Utah State was 3-5 in WAC action, son, as the USU-BYU game on Friday, Oct. 1, matching the 2008 season for top conference will be televised by either ESPN or ESPN2. Mauled: Softball team stumbles -continued from page 8 Millsap-Kabala was optimistic that to come in have the right mental frame of Harmon would recover after the frustrat- mind and be able to do their job. Today ing outing. there was kind of a loss of that. They’re “I expect her to bounce back,” she said. human, and they’re going to make mis- “It’s impossible for her to say, ‘I’m going takes. Is it acceptable? No. But it happens, to go my whole career and not give up one so we have to deal with it.” home run.’ That’s a little unrealistic. I’m USU now falls to 12-15 on the season. sure it’s not the first home run that’s been Millsap-Kabala said there is definitely hit off of her, and I’m sure it won’t be the some room for improvement. last one. I expect her to get back on the “I don’t want to lie,” she said. “We’re saddle and start riding again. Such is life coming out of ourselves a little too much with being a pitcher. You’re going to have and doing things that we normally don’t days where it doesn’t work for you and do. Whether it’s being too anxious or not the hitters take advantage and then you’re being aggressive in the moment that we going to have days where it’s going to need to, we let too many opportunities work.” pass by. That’s really what’s hurting us. Down 9-2 after three innings, the hole That comes with a huge amount of matu- was too deep for the Ags to get out of, and rity. Being able to be mentally prepared in UVU kept piling it on. The game ended in the moment is something that they need to the fifth inning after UVU’s Amber Sackett find.” hit a grand slam homerun off of USU’s USU will stay on the road to take on Shasta Tyteca who had been called in to the Cougars of BYU in Provo for a double- relieve Ellingsworth. Millsap-Kabala said header on Wednesday, March 31. The better is expected of her pitching staff. double-header begins at 3 p.m. and will be “We’re going to look to all of them to televised on BYU-TV. play their role and do their part,” the Aggie – [email protected] coach said. “Because we have a big staff, we look at them as relievers and as closers

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huntsman.usu.edu/entrepreneurclub Wednesday, March 31, 2010 Views& Utah State University • Logan, Utah • www.aggietownsquare.comOpinion OurView AboutUs Editor in Chief Patrick Oden The day it rained mud News Editor Rachel A. Christensen hen the weather forecast predicted rain, Assistant News Editor and the clouds began to thicken, we Catherine Meidell grew anxious for the looming precipita- W Features Editor tion. Rain means puddles, greener grass and that spring is ready to show its face. However, after the Courtnie Packer first rain we were less than amused. The cars lin- Assistant Features Editor ing the streets and sitting in parking lots looked as Benjamin Wood though they were vomited on by a mob of seagulls Sports Editor who ate a buffet of bugs the day before. The pol- Connor Jones lution of Cache Valley’s air is now tangible. If the Assistant Sports Editor air statistics didn’t seem real before, now the dirty Matt Sonnenberg air is as plain as the vanilla milkshake that seems to have catapulted from the sky and splattered on Copy Editor the windshield of everyone’s automobile. Mark Vuong Cache Valley can thank its high elevation, the Photo Editors high air pressure, low temperatures and snow for Pete Smithsuth the pollution that enjoys staying put within its sur- Obama’s inner Ike: As Eisenhower did Steve Sellers rounding ring of mountains. When chemicals are Web Editor released in the air, they aren’t going anywhere for with civil rights legislation, the president Karlie Brand a while because of these topographical elements. Since the pollution is stuck in the atmosphere, it stuck with health care reform has no choice but to join surrounding particles in resident Obama gets it. So did panies than it does for the American the condensation process. Polluted rain is com- President Eisenhower half a cen- people.” tury ago. When you are breaking Like Obama, Eisenhower was urged About letters mon in metropolitan areas like Beijing, China, P a decades-long legislative logjam, you to give up or, in effect, “start over” on • Letters should be lim- where the population is undoubtedly many times take what you can get so you can do drafting a bill that would have wider ited to 400 words. larger than Cache Valley’s. The air we breathe better later. acceptance. Civil rights leaders implored • All letters may be is so filthy it rarely passes the air-quality federal Critics deplore the compromises Eisenhower to veto any bill that didn’t shortened, edited or standards set by the Environmental Protection Obama made on healthcare. And it’s make meaningful change. rejected for reasons Agency. true that the bill he signed Tuesday Instead, Eisenhower took what one doesn’t accomplish everything reform columnist called “a bold and perhaps of good taste, redun- The saying is true though, what goes up must advocates had hoped for. dangerous gamble.” He prolonged the dancy or volume of come down, and this time it is coming down But give Obama credit for historical per- exhausting debate, holding firm and similar letters. in water droplets full of fuel emissions. Mother spective. Covering the millions without threatening to resubmit Part III if he • Letters must be Nature decided to take a stand after automobile health insurance is the civil rights issue didn’t get an agreement. The condition topic oriented. They consumers decided to relentlessly burn needless of our time. And Obama walked a path for avoiding that fight was removal of may not be directed amounts of fuel year after year. We have been analogous to the one Ike walked on civil the jury trial roadblock to the protection toward individuals. rights in 1957. of voting rights. punished. Instead of a spanking, Mother Nature Any letter directed to Eisenhower proposed a strong bill Obama took a not dissimilar path. He a specific individual threw soot at us. Now we must add an additional that year. It seemed a fool’s errand–no refused to start over and instead used may be edited or not $5 into our budgets for an already needed car civil rights legislation had been passed the reconciliation process to push for- printed. wash. If we want to keep our cars clean, we may for 82 years. The proposal included pro- ward. • No anonymous let- tection for voting rights and authority for Ike won his gamble. LBJ accepted a need to stop driving them altogether so the air ters will be published. stays lemony fresh. Next time the clouds roll in the attorney general to enforce an array workable compromise and, on Aug. 29, of civil rights, including school desegre- 1957, the Senate passed the final ver- Writers must sign all we might need to seriously consider bringing an gation. sion of a bill that included significant letters and include a umbrella for hygiene and safety purposes. The latter provision, known as “Part new civil rights. Sen. Strom Thurmond phone number or e- III,” quickly ran into political trouble. of South Carolina conducted a 24-hour mail address as well Southern Democrats at the time were filibuster but gave up at 9:12 p.m. as a student identifica- the “party of no,” and they presented Many liberals denigrated the 1957 tion number (none of Ask Miss Jones a united front. Sen. Richard Russell of act. The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., how- which is published). charged that Eisenhower’s bill ever, supported it. He acknowledged Letters will not be Dear Miss Jones, he likes you but don’t back him was “cunningly designed” to authorize that “many sincere leaders, both Negro printed without this into a corner. the attorney general “to destroy the and white, feel that no bill is better than verification. So, I’ve kinda started seeing Growing up in Utah gave system of separation of the races in the present bill.” But, King concluded, the Southern states at the point of a “I have come to the conclusion that the • Letters representing this guy ... I think. me some great experiences, groups – or more We have hung out a couple but one lesson I learned the bayonet.” That allegation was the 1950s present bill is far better than no bill at times, watched some movies hard way was why you should equivalent of last year’s allegations by all.” than one individual and even made out. Apparently never corner a wild animal, Republicans that healthcare reform The 1957 Civil Rights Act was a weak – must have a singular he was trying to pick between and let’s face it, men are ani- would set up government-run “death reed, but the logjam had been broken. representative clearly two girls he liked, and he picked mals. When I was 9 years old, I panels.” The debate laid the groundwork for the stated, with all neces- me. Well one of my girlfriends went to Green Canyon with my Finally, Senate Majority Leader Lyndon landmark civil rights legislation passed sary identification says when he said he picked brothers. I was riding my horse, Johnson told Ike he had the votes to kill in 1964 and 1965. NAACP leader Roy information. me, he was really asking me Hop-Along, while my brothers the bill if Part III remained in the legisla- Wilkins called the 1957 Civil Rights Act • Writers must wait 21 if I wanted to be his girlfriend. were on their horses, Swayback tion. Eisenhower dropped it to salvage “a small crumb from Congress.” But it days before submit- However, I don’t know if I am and Daisy. At about noon, we voting rights. was the first crumb in 82 years. ting successive letters really ready for a boyfriend. stopped and unpacked our pic- Even that part of the legislation proved In early March, Obama posed a series – no exceptions. I don’t know if I am ready to nic. As we were eating, Hop- difficult. Southern senators gutted the of questions to the nation: “When is the • Letters can be hand give up on the social life I am Along started to nudge me. remaining reform by persuading the right time? If not now, when? If not us, currently enjoying. But don’t I kept pushing him off, think- Senate to require a jury trial for anyone who?” delivered or mailed get me wrong, I really do like ing he just wanted some of prosecuted for violating voting rights, He was right to press forward. As to The Statesman in this boy. My friend knows him my PB&J. But seconds later, a something that would make convic- Eisenhower demonstrated, the first order the TSC, Room 105, a lot better than I do because powerful roar sounded from tions extremely difficult. In private, Ike of business is to break the logjam. Then or can be e-mailed to she’s dating his best friend. So about 50 yards away. Standing stormed: “Hell of a thing. Here are 18 we can do something better. statesman@aggiemail. I’d like to take what she says there on a rock outcrop was a Southern senators who can bamboozle usu.edu, or click on as truth, but I would rather this huge mountain lion. We started (the) entire Senate.” David A. Nichols is the author of “A www.aggietown- be spelled out. I feel like we throwing rocks at it, pushing In public, Eisenhower lamented that Matter of Justice: Eisenhower and square.com for might be in that period where it farther and farther back to “many fellow Americans will continue, in the Beginning of the Civil Rights more letter guidelines we need to have one of those the cliff. When it pushed its effect, to be disenfranchised.” Obama’s Revolution.” He wrote this for The Los and a box to submit define-this-relationship thing, back against the wall, my old- declaration while campaigning for pas- Angeles Times. letters. (Link: About sage of healthcare reform echoed that ‘cause when friends ask, I don’t est brother, Korihor, picked up Us.) really know what to call him. Is a perfect throwing stone. He principle: “We can’t have a system that he just “the boy”? or is he “my wound up and let it go. The works better for the insurance com- boy?” What should I do? Do I stone tore through the air and take my friend’s word on this, plunked the lion’s left eye. With or do I ask him? Should I leave a deafening roar, the lion sprung it alone and not bother doing and pounced on Korihor, tear- Sound Off anything about the awkward ing my brother limb from limb. situation we seem to be in? And that, Confused and Leave your Questioning, is why you should Sincerely, Confused and never corner a wild animal. comments Questioning Good luck and remember: on the sto- Dear Confused and “With as many times as Miss Questioning, Jones has been around the ries and block, her directions must be In my experience, which good.” columns is quite a lot, the woman is often forced into making the E-mail your questions to be you find in first move on the “DTR” talk. In answered by Miss Jones to my opinion, you need to avoid statesman.miss. The Utah being the one to bring it up, jones@gmail. especially because you don’t com or search Statesman at know what you want. For you, for me on I think the longer you hold off Facebook. aggietown- the better. Although it’s a little strange square.com that your friend knows the boy you’re making out with better than you do, I think you should take her word for it, believe that Wednesday, March 31, 2010 Views&Opinion Page 11

Google’s strategy in China deserves praise hen Google declared it would stop Beijing then played its next card. Fewer censoring its China-based search companies placed ads with Google. Industry Wengine, the initial reaction from sources said the company’s revenue was China was fairly measured. But soon a stri- falling and some of its Chinese business ties dent editorial appeared in the People’s Daily were unraveling. amid signs Beijing was pressuring businesses The People’s Daily commentary prepos- to abandon Google. terously claimed Google was in league with Google is going to pay a heavy price for U.S. intelligence agencies and its Hong Kong its move, which is why it deserves praise for shift was only a tactic by America’s Internet refusing to censor its service in China. warriors, who are preparing for “Internet The company has begun directing queries war.” that are made to its China-based service over It’s a depressing message to potential to uncensored servers in Hong Kong. investors in China, from a government that Mainland users still have to go through desperately seeks to be perceived as “mod- China’s Web filter, which rakes out anything ern”–but, when pressed, can’t help revealing politically sensitive or pornographic. But its true nature. Google’s move was a clever one: It shifted the censorship role from the company to the This column first appeared in the March 30 government. edition of the The Kansas City Star. This Easter, stick with chocolate bunnies very year around this the fall can break a rabbit’s Bobbie Mullins wrote this time, pet shops’ display back. for People for the Ethical Ewindows start filling up So it’s no surprise, really, Treatment of Animals. with cute “Easter” bunnies. that when those cute little www.PETA.org. Information Who can resist those wrig- Easter bunnies start chewing about PETA’s funding may gly noses and fluffy cot- on lamp cords and spraying be found at www.peta.org/ ton tails? My advice: You’re urine on the couch, many about/numbers.asp better off with the bunnies people either relegate them found in toy stores or candy to a life of loneliness in a stores–not pet stores. cramped cage or, perhaps The trouble is, a few worse, simply turn them months from now, many loose. Unlike wild rabbits, of those adorable Easter domesticated rabbits can- bunnies will have worn out not fend for themselves. their welcome, and what A large white rabbit like will become of them then? Lewie might as well have I found out the answer a bull’s-eye painted on his when a neighbor discov- back–Lewie wouldn’t have ered two domesticated escaped the notice of the rabbits hopping around in local hawks and foxes for her yard one morning. We long. rigged a trap to nab the Impulse buyers who are skittish bunnies, and I “tem- a bit more conscientious porarily” took them in. We turn their unwanted rabbits later learned that the rab- over to an animal shelter bits, now named Eddie and or rescue group, where at Lewie, had escaped from least they will be well cared dilapidated hutches and for. One local rescue group that their owner didn’t par- almost always has several ticularly care if they ever dozen rabbits in its care, came back. most of whom are discard- With Eddie and Lewie ed Easter pets. Ironically, now permanent members the group’s shelter is locat- of my family, I know that ed nearly within view of the despite their meek appear- shopping mall where many ance, bunnies are high- of those rabbits were pur- maintenance animals. They chased. need to be groomed regu- Buying a rabbit from a larly and fed a high-fiber pet store contributes to diet to prevent potentially the rabbit overpopulation fatal hairballs (rabbits can’t crisis in two ways–it takes vomit like cats do). They a home away from a rab- are prone to a variety of bit waiting in a shelter, and health conditions, including it adds to the number of upper respiratory and ear unwanted rabbits when the infections, tooth infections purchased rabbit is discard- and misalignment, bladder ed months later. It also sup- stones and cancer of the ports horrendous breeding thymus. facilities. A PETA investiga- Rabbits are safest and tor at a facility that sup- happiest living indoors– plies PetSmart, PETCO and those who are forced to other stores documented live in cages outside can filthy conditions and severe suffer and die from heat crowding that led to canni- exhaustion in the summer balization. The investigator and exposure in the winter. also revealed that workers They are also at the mercy crushed or hurled small ani- of prowling predators–even mals to the ground in an if a raccoon or dog isn’t attempt to kill them and able to get into the cage, threw live animals in the rabbits can literally die of trash. Rabbits were subject- fright by being trapped with ed to crude neuter surger- no means of escape. ies at the hands of a staffer Unless they’ve been with no formal veterinary spayed or neutered, rab- training. Hand sanitizer and The average cost of a bits may mark their terri- Clorox wipes were used DUI in Utah is about $7000. tory with urine. They love to “disinfect” the bloody Mom will be thrilled. to chew on anything and wounds. everything– they must chew This Easter, take a tip to prevent their teeth from from Eddie and Lewie– growing too long. Perhaps don’t adopt a bunny with- worst of all, at least as far as out knowing what you’re kids are concerned, rabbits getting into. If you are just are easily startled and often looking for something to don’t like to be held–a ter- put in your kids’ Easter bas- rified leap out of a child’s kets, stick with chocolate arms can be accompanied bunnies. by kicks and scratches, and 12 Wednesday, March 31, 2010 World&Nation Page 12 Putin talks tough after Moscow subway bombings MOSCOW (AP) – The old daylight,” Putin said, directing a rorist attacks. While welcomed by Vladimir Putin is back, confronting transportation security meeting that many Russians, it also is raising fears a terrorist attack in Moscow by using was shown on Russian television that civil liberties may be further sac- the same kind of coarse and colorful Tuesday. rificed under the pretext of fighting language that helped him win the The choice of the gutter language terrorism. presidency a decade ago. recalled Putin’s famous threat to Capitalizing on the outrage, mem- A day after twin suicide bomb- “wipe out the Chechen rebels in the bers of the Kremlin-loyal parliament ings in the subway that killed 39 outhouse” after they were blamed for proposed bringing back the death people, the powerful prime minister a series of apartment building bomb- penalty for terrorism. Russia has told Russians that he is certain the ings that terrorized Moscow in 1999. imposed a moratorium on capital masterminds of the attacks would Putin, as prime minister at the punishment, but has been reluctant be found. The security services have time, sent in overwhelming military to outlaw it due to broad public sup- blamed extremists from the North force to pound the region into sub- port for the death penalty. Caucasus, a predominantly Muslim mission and was elected president Monday’s subway bombings, car- region in southern Russia that the following year. ried out by two women, are the first includes Chechnya. Now in his second stint as prime terrorist attacks in Moscow in six “We know they are lying low, but minister after serving two full terms years. They have shaken a city that it is already a matter of pride for the as president, Putin has an excuse to has been insulated from the violence PEOPLE PLACE FLOWERS at the sight of the explosion at Lubyanka subway law enforcement agencies to drag revert to the tough line that shored still raging in the restive southern station in Moscow, Russia, Tuesday, March 30. AP photo them out of the sewer and into broad up his authority following past ter- corner of the country. Atoms: Geneva’s Large Hadron Collider breaks new ground in physics -continued from page 2 It’s bizarrely both a record high and a small “It marks the beginning of a new era of explo- of the universe than normal matter but has not parts of the collider some 300 feet (100 meters) amount of energy. ration in a new range of energy,” said physics been seen on Earth. below the ground. It’s a record on the atom-by-atom basis that professor Harvey Newman. Those particles are the missing piece from It cost $40 million to repair and improve the physicists use to measure pure energy, Schewe “Experiments are collecting their first physics a “jigsaw puzzle with thousands of pieces” that machine. Since its restart in November 2009, said. By comparison, burning wood or any other data – historic moment here!” a scientist tweeted explain the physics of the universe, Kaku said. the collider has performed almost flawlessly and chemical reaction on an atom scale produces one on CERN’s official Twitter account. It could help in the elusive theory that explains given scientists valuable data. It quickly eclipsed electron volt. Splitting a single uranium atom in “Nature does it all the time with cosmic rays everything. the next largest accelerator – the Tevatron at a nuclear reaction produces 1 million electron (and with higher energy), but this is the first “In the past, every time we unraveled a force Fermilab near Chicago. volts. This produces – on an atom-by-atom scale time this is done in Laboratory!” said another (of physics) it changed human history,” Kaku Future experiments will follow over the – 7 million times more power than a single atom tweet. said. “Now we’re talking about all forces.” objections of some who fear they could eventu- in a nuclear reaction, Schewe said. Now the beams will become stronger, more He compared it to events such as the ally imperil Earth by creating micro black holes The reason this is safe has to do with the densely packed with hundreds of billions of pro- Industrial Revolution, the electric and the nucle- – subatomic versions of collapsed stars whose amount of particles in the collider. tons, and run daily for two years to give scien- ar age. Such events followed breakthroughs made gravity is so strong they can suck in planets and Tuesday’s success involved just two protons tists many more chances to find elusive particles. by Isaac Newton, Thomas Edison and Albert other stars. making energy, instead of pounds of uranium, Even then, the particles are so tiny that relatively Einstein. CERN and many scientists dismiss any threat Schewe said. few protons will collide at each point where the It won’t happen immediately, maybe centuries to Earth or people, saying that any such holes Kaku, a professor at , beams cross in front of cathedral-sized detectors. down the line, but it could answer questions would be so weak that they would vanish almost described the amount of energy produced as less The data generated is expected to reveal even about the Big Bang, alternate and instantly. In the universe, where black holes col- than the total energy made by two mosquitoes more about the unanswered questions of particle whether is possible, Kaku said. lide, this is nothing, Kaku said. crashing. physics, such as the existence of and “It would change people’s philosophy,” he “From Nature’s point of view, she laughs and The successful collision was viewed by scien- the search for the Higgs boson, a hypothetical said. says ‘this is a peashooter’,” Kaku said. tists watching monitors, who cheered the results. particle – often called the God particle – that The atmosphere at CERN was tense consider- Bivek Sharma, a professor at the University of “That’s it! They’ve had a collision,” said Oliver scientists theorize gives mass to other particles ing the collider’s launch with great fanfare on California at San Diego, said the images of the Buchmueller of Imperial College in . and thus to other objects and creatures in the Sept. 10, 2008. Nine days after its inauguration, first crashed proton beams were beautiful. Across the world at the California Institute of universe. the project was sidetracked when a badly sol- “It’s taken us 25 years to build,” he said. “This Technology in Los Angeles, researchers and stu- The collider also may help scientists see dark dered electrical splice overheated, causing exten- is what it’s for. Finally the baby is delivered. Now dents watched reports from Switzerland. matter, the strange stuff that makes up more sive damage to the massive magnets and other it has to grow.” www.a-bay-usu.com ClassifiedAds Utah State University • Logan, Utah • www.aggietownsquare.com

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