Scoring in the Rain Junior Chris Yankee score THE CHRONICLE to THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26,1991 DUKE UNIVERSITY DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA CIRCULATION: 15,000 VOL. 87, NO. 20 Sports executives address athletic issues Grad dean By MIKE FINLON and GEOFFREY has forced schools to hire lawyers the main reasons that Florida "Basketball is quickly becom­ GREEN to insure their compliance with State was added over Syracuse ing a global sport. The NBA is advocates Universities must address de­ regulations. University, Corrigan said. best poised to exploit [this] and clining revenues in collegiate Schools are now trying to Professional sports leagues in become a worldwide leader." sports, the Atlantic Coast Con­ downscale their athletic opera­ the United States can only ex­ A great future lies ahead for rebudgeting ference Commissioner told a tions without sacrificing the qual­ pand revenues by seeking inter­ the NBA in Europe and Asia. The By MATT STEFFORA group of graduate students ity or quantity of different sports, national markets, said New York development overseas is continu­ A rebudgeting proposal Wednesday. Corrigan said. Knicks President David ing much as it did in the United put forth by the Graduate Six sports executives from It will take more than reducing Checketts. "Everybody is asking, States, Checketts said. School may draw more across the country explored this "NBA games will be shown on graduate students to the and other issues facing the future television in over 80 countries" if University and could be of professional and collegiate things go as planned, he added. implemented as early as the sports markets at the 1991 Sports "International and globally based 1992-93 year. Business Conference at the Fuqua companies will be using the NBA The plan, called the School of Business. to sell their products on a global Graduate School Compre­ Increasing the profits of colle­ market." hensive Formula, is de­ giate athletics programs, devel­ The NBA's international suc­ signed to give more finan­ oping an overseas market for pro­ cess has boosted overseas sales cial aid to more graduate fessional sports, and defining the among American sports compa­ students and give the dean role of the sports agent were the nies, said David Falk, president ofthe Graduate School more main issues presented to Fuqua of Pro-Serv, a large sports man­ authority over income from students. agement company. The company graduate students. College athletics programs are is expecting to grow from a $2.3 Currently, the Graduate facing grave fiscal problems, said billion dollar company to a $6 School is the only division of Eugene Corrigan, ACC commis­ billion dollar company in just a the University without a for­ sioner. "If we don't watch out what few years, he said. mula, which is a budgeting we're doing, we're going to go People often misunderstand the procedure and bottom line broke," he said. role sports agents play, Falk said. mandated annually by the The University of Notre Dame's MELISSA BERMUDEZ/THE CHRONICLE "Managing a player involves a provost. The plan would recent defection from the College ACC Commissioner Gene Corrigan spoke at Fuqua Wednesday. hell of a lot more than just nego­ eventually improve the Football Association television tiating a contract," he said. Agents Graduate School's bottom alliance caused a decline in tele­ sports staff to fix the financial now that we've milked [the U.S. also have to help decide which line from a $740,000 deficit vision revenue for the remaining problem, Corrigan said. "Even if market] to death, what are we tournaments and endorsements to zero. schools in the association, we get our costs under control, going to do next?" Checketts said. the athletes they represent will Lewis Siegel, dean ofthe Corrigan said. we're going to have to find more "The sexy answer is to go interna­ accept. school, first proposed the College athletics programs ways to raise money." tional." Falk also defended the high formula at the Academic have grown in size despite the The need for revenue motivated The NBA has already begun to salaries given to athletes, many Council's Sept. 12 meeting. flat revenues, Corrigan said. Foot­ the ACC to add Florida State become international. The of whom are his clients. The dan­ Since then he has met with ball coaching staffs have doubled University to the conference last league's strategy is to build its ger that an athlete's career could several faculty and admin­ over the last fifteen years, and year. The enormous Florida tele­ popularity overseas and use these end suddenly requires that he try istrators to discuss the for- the increased emphasis on en­ vision market and the potential new fans to serve as a market for to receive the maximum pay, he See GRAD on page 4 • forcement of NCAA requirements to recruit Florida athletes were NBA products, Checketts said. See SPORTS on page 4 • GTE call waiting ads generate controversy at University

By BRAD RUBIN "The ads in m—mmmmmmmmmmmm enrolled in the ads were sexist. GTE generated allegations of sexism question will classes you "The fact that GTE insinuates that when it ran an ongoing series of advertise­ be thoroughly hate just to be women are solely here to worship men and ments for call waiting service in the re-examined, near him." that we can't have interests of our own is Chronicle. as well as the Another ad, incredibly insulting," Canaday's letter The ads have generated different reac­ process that picturing an stated. "If the creators of this advertise­ tions around campus. Some students have we use to test attractive ment had been as demeaning to any other accused GTE of sexism while others see market the woman, reads group (i.e. blacks, Jews etc.) the repercus­ the ads as only part of a clever advertising ads," Toler "She likes sions would have been legally devastating campaign. said. "Some­ classical mu­ to GTE." The University is the only campus where times you try sic. You "They are capitalizing on a very de­ the ads have sparked controversy, said to be cute and scrape the meaning image of women, and that's dis­ Josie Hogan, head of GTE's advertising funny, but you heavy metal crimination," Canaday said. agency. end up cross­ stickers off An opposing viewpoint on the ads was GTE has followed the debate and plans ing the line." your bumper." presented by Engineering freshman to evaluate alleged sexism in the ads, said The ads fea­ The Joaquim Neto, whose also submitted a Steve Toler, a spokesman for GTE public ture a picture premise ofthe letter to the editor. affairs. of an attrac­ ads is that "The ad is a creative exaggeration of one The Texas-based company is very con­ tive college- v when the student's fancy for another." Neto wrote. cerned about how call waiting ads have age person. "god" or "god­ "GTE just played off this circumstance, been perceived at the University, he added. Beneath the 1 S^ * dess" finally making the situation extreme." "We've followed the ads and the letters picture is a calls, your line Since the ads are just a spoof of dating to the paper very closely," Toler said. "We caption de­ is busy. The and romance, he wrote, they are not de­ are trying to get back to each letter writer scribing the Yol'vi WORSHIP!'! 1) IIIM 1 KOM Al AH Al I SI Ml SI I K. target audi­ meaning to women in any way. Also, since to let them know that we share their incredible Yol \l III AKDIIIS l.ASl OIKIIRIINDWAS HIIIMI. Yol III IM II Vlil H II UK. ence has then the ads portray both men and women in concern over the implications of the ads. lengths to Yol 'VI- 1 NKOl I I l> IN ( 1 ASSIS Vol IIMI Jl SI Ml III SI \K IIIM. lost its chance the same exaggerated situation, they are Ill HVUIWAIIS. We obviously did not mean to offend any­ which a mem­ at romance not sexist, Neto wrote. one, and we're going to take a good hard ber of the op­ because it "I can see how the first ad [run by itself] Yol RUM IS III SI. look at this." posite sex didn't have might be offensive," Neto said. "But you The GTE public affairs office is drafting went to catch GTE's call have to take a more open-minded approach a letter of explanation to the Chronicle that person's waiting ser­ to the ad. I personally thought ofthe sec­ and the students ofthe University, Toler attention. Call Waiting QO vice. ond ad [portraying men] while I was read­ ..OKI>I«< MI l'n K t" u 11 smvim (millK SiK« I (ISIIH VI HJM-'TVIfl »« w*!ins«i\ said. One ad Lynn ing the first one." GTE continued to run the ads because it shows an at­ SPECIAL TO THE CHRONICLE Canaday, an In response to Neto's letter, Canaday has a contract with the Chronicle for a tractive man employee of said, "Either way, it's discrimination. Are GTE's ads have raised charges of sexism. specified number of ads. The contract was with a caption the Depart- you going to say that discrimination is all close to expiring, and GTE decided to let reading, "You've heard his last girlfriend ment of Computer Science, submitted a right as long as you do it to both sexes, or the campaign run its course, Toler said. was blond. You bleach your hair. You've letter to The Chronicle complaining that all races? That's unbelievable." PAGE 2 THE CHRONICLE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1991 World and National Newsfile Cristiani and guerillas reach peace accord Associated Press By SHIRLEY CHRISTIAN oversee the carrying out of the accords. The five guerrilla commanders and a Castro wants a cigar: Presi­ N.Y. Times News Service Rep. Robert Torricelli, D-N.J., who is government delegation led by Cristiani's dent Fidel Castro said Wednesday UNITED NATIONS—The Salvadoran chairman ofthe Western Hemisphere Sub­ chief of staff, Oscar Santamaria, and the that Cuba may change as a result of president, Alfredo Cristiani, and five guer­ committee of the House Foreign Affairs Deputy minister of defense, Col. Mauricio the Communist Party convention rilla commanders reached a broad agree­ Committee, telephoned from Washington Vargas, signed the agreement. next month, but it won't drop its ment Wednesday on the country's political to say that the "pace ofthe breakthrough The guerrilla leaders are Handal, leftist ideology. and economic future that was seen as a caught everyone by surprise." He predicted Joaquin Villalobos, Salvador Sanchez major breakthrough in the search for peace that it would lead to a cease-fire within Ceren, Eduardo Sancho Castaneda and Hussein slow to learn: The in El Salvador. weeks. Francisco Jovel. Sanchez is also known as United States started moving Pa­ Secretary General Javier Perez de Cristiani said only a handful of issues, Leonel Gonzalez, his nom de guerre, Sancho triot missile equipment and crews to Cuellar, who convened negotiations be­ mainly having to do with the reform and as Ferman Cienfuegos, and Jovel as Saudi Arabia from Germany tween the two sides in New York 10 days reduction ofthe armed forces, remain un­ Roberto Roca. Wednesday as tensions in the Gulf ago, said it was his "firm expectation" that decided before a cease-fire. He said there Critics have maintained that Cristiani, rose over Iraq's interference with what is called the New York Agreement was already consensus on some of them. who has been under great pressure from U.N. weapon inspectors. would break the deadlock in the negotia­ "As I said in my speech Monday, 1991 the Salvadoran armed forces and his own tions. He said negotiations would resume will be the year of peace," he said, referring political party not to give away too much, Russians rebel: In the worst vio­ Oct. 12 for a cease-fire. to his address to the General Assembly. will have difficulty keeping his commit­ lence in a month of growing political Cristiani, in an interview shortly before Perez de Cuellar announced the accord ments in terms ofthe behavior and reform tensions in Tbilisi, U.S.S.R., rebel departing for San Salvador, predicted an after a brief signing ceremony in his of­ ofthe armed forces, but the U.N. mediator, national guardsmen on Wednesday end to the country's 11-year-old civil war fices. Alvaro de Soto, discounted that. battled troops loyal to President by the end of the year. Zviad Gamsakhurdia. The pre-dawn Schafick Handal, leader of the Salva­ shootout left four dead and five doran Communist Party and spokesman wounded. for the five insurgent groups, said the U.N. and Hussein moving agreement was of "great transcendence" The vote was when?: Sen. Tom and constituted "a new victory of democ­ Harkin, who launched his presiden­ racy in El Salvador." He said it repre­ toward detainee resolution tial bid with a visit to unemployment sented social and political advances made lines, was the only lawmaker in the possible by the 11 years of civil war. Senate not to vote on extending job­ The agreement, which climaxes a nego­ By PAUL LEWIS want to remove from the site where they less benefits. He was in Miami rais­ tiating process begun 18 months ago un­ N.Y. Times News Service are being held. ing campaign funds. der the auspices of the United Nations, UNITED NATIONS — Iraq seemed to Iraq also invited Rolf Ekeus, the head of covers a broad range of security and eco­ open the way on Wednesday night to re­ the special United Nations commission nomic issues having to do with the solving its dispute with the Security Coun­ overseeing the destruction of Iraq's weap­ reintegration of the guerrillas of the cil over the detention of 44 United Nations ons of mass destruction, to visit Baghdad Farabundo Marti National Liberation inspectors who had been copying docu­ within the next 48 hours. But the purpose Weather Front into civilian life. ments relating to President Saddam ofthe invitation was unclear. Under the agreement, the rebels will be Hussein's secret nuclear weapons program. Sir David Hannay, Britain's United Thursday able to seek appointment to a new civilian- In a new letter sent to the Security Nations representative, described the new High: 77* Rain controlled police force without discrimina­ Council on Wednesday evening, Iraq indi­ Iraqi letter as "a breakthrough." The Low: 54 • Clouds tion and the government will protect the cated that the inspectors would be freed council's president, Jean-Bernard Merimee Wonderland schmunderland. right of guerrilla families to hold on to the after they and the Iraqi authorities guard­ of France, was more cautious, saying "it This weather really sucks. land they have occupied. ing them have jointly prepared a record of could be a breakthrough, but we have to A peace commission will also be set up to all the documents and photographs they See IRAQI HOSTAGES on page 10 •

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By KATIE CROCKER lation was finished last fall, the adminis­ willing to stand by the policy. We don't feel Eight out of nine freshman dorms and tration began implementing the 2 a.m. like it's hurting us," said Andy Archer, five out of 31 upperclass living groups policy with the approval ofthe ASDU Build­ president of Sigma Nu. have voted to keep their doors locked to ings, Grounds and Athletic Affairs com­ Other upperclass dorms that voted in non-residents. mittee, said Elizabeth Gibson, a former favor ofthe more restrictive level one secu­ Dorm residents chose from two different committee member. rity included Mitchell Tower, Lancaster, security options upon returning to school. While there has been minor grumbling and Epworth, according to a Residential The first option, level one, allows only about dorms not being opened 24 hours a Life memo. dorm residents entrance with Duke Cards. day to everybody, "all in all it has gone very Hanes House was the only freshman Level two opens the residence halls to all well," Gibson said. For the most part the dorm to vote for level two. Hanes voted this students with Duke Cards from 9 a.m. to 2 student body is satisfied and the only com­ way, "because there is no reason to limit a.m., said Christopher Horvath, a pro­ plaints have concerned the long delay to dorm access to other students. The only gram director for Residential Life. count votes and open doors, she said. thing they can get into is the lobby," said "More East Campus residents chose level In the cases where more than one living Chris Schultz, president of Hanes House. one probably because they feel less safe; group is housed in the same building, the Hanes Annex voted differently. "Any­ same with North Campus," Horvath said. most restrictive vote took precedence. The body with any business" on North Campus East and North campuses are not as much only building with differing opinions was could call, said Scott Keane, president of in the "center of things," he said. the Wannamaker complex where Sigma Hanes Annex. More crime occurs on West Campus, due Nu fraternity voted to allow open access "On North, people don't come up unless to the greater number of students. But for all students and Wannamaker IV voted they have a specific need," Keane said. East Campus witnesses a higher crime to in favor of limited access, Horvath said. "We're across Erwin and feel a little bit student ratio, due to the fact that East is Although members of Sigma Nu more vulnerable this far north," he added. closer to residential sections of Durham, wanted to be open until 2 a.m., they under­ Last year nine of 11 freshman dorms STAFF PHOTO/THE CHRONICLE said Capt. Thessie Mitchell of Public Safety. stood that security is a top priority. "We and three upperclass living groups voted When the majority of card reader instal­ voted the other way, but we are happyand to lock their doors to non-residents. Duke Card readers service all dorms. ASDU rejects nominations

By JEAN MCCARTY Many legislators felt the committee se­ A violation of ASDU bylaws and a lack lection was given insufficient advertising of advertising forced legislators to reject and failed to notify students of the open­ student Trustee Committee nominees ings. Last week's approval of at-large rep­ Wednesday night. resentatives faced similar criticism for poor The bylaws state that during the selec­ publicity. tion interviews for new committee mem­ The committee openings were adver­ bers a former member of that committee tised in the Chronicle and on fliers. The must be present. advertisement was run the day the appli­ "We are required and given no choice cations were due, not allowing students but to cancel these nominations," said time to fill out the lengthy form, legislators ASDU legislator Barry Starrfield, a Trin­ said. ity junior. "We need to make sure people "People don't know what's going on or are selected by the bylaws." what the committees are," Starrfield said. Student trustee committee members ASDU will have no official representa­ represent the student body in meetings tion at Friday's meeting of the Board of with the Board of Trustees. "The Trustees Trustees, Robinson said. She appointed Committee is the most important commit­ the nominees as interim members until tee for students to sit on," Starrfield said. permanent representatives are approved, "When there's 60 committees, it's diffi­ possibly within three or four weeks. cult to secure members from all [of them]," "These folks will go to this meeting on MELISSA BERMUDEZ/THE CHRONICLE said ASDU president Tonya Robinson. our behalf," she said. "I feel confident Here comes the rain again Nominees had been approved before when they're more than qualified." former members were not present at the The nominees for the committees other These two are wisely avoiding the hazardous falling pizza crust at the CL, interviews, she added. which has been known to cause debilitating head injuries. than the trustee committees were approved The legislature voted down the nomina­ separately as were all the organization tions 45-13. recognition requests. CHINA INN DURHAM YMCA Sept. Membership Special Managed and owned by Duke Graduates 90 Days for $90 •STUDENTS: Inquire about additional student discounts! for Monday Night Football on Sept. 30 from 8-11 pm. AEROBICS and free*,., yes... •CERTIFIED INSTRUCTORS SZECHUAN • HUNAM •OVER 30 CLASS TIMES FREE PIZZA and the best AVAILABLE PEKING • CANTONESE • MULTI-LEVEL PROGRAMS SALT, OIL or MSG FREE DISHES BEER SPECIALS In town! •TWO CONVENIENT Luncheon Specials LOCATIONS Mixed Beverages >&. * Dine-in on!; MOSEHUO 1 ^^* Student ID Delivery 2701 Hillsborough Road required Lakewood f$ * to University 1 Corner of Trent Dr. and Hillsborough Rd. Offer not valid and with any other Med. Center 2 blocks from Trent Hall special or offer 286-9007 286-2444 286-3484 Lakewood Branch Eno Extension M-TH 11:30-10:00 F 11:30-10:30 Wild Bull's Pizza 2119 Chapel Hill Road 4915 N. Roxboro Road Sat 4:30-10:30 Sun 12:00-10:00 609 Trent Dr. 493-4502 479-1999 Xirham 28SO590 PAGE 4 THE CHRONICLE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1991 Helms proposes amendment restricting NEA funding

Jesse Helms proposed an amendment to prohibit the The funds, allocated in a bill passed earlier this month, and Terry Sanford (D). National Endowment for the Arts from funding projects include $750,000 to assist the Research Triangle Re­ House: The Transportation Appropriations commit­ that depict or describe, in a patently offensive way, sexual gional Public Transportation Authority with a regional tee was instructed by the House to agree to the Senate or excretory activities or organs. The Sen­ transit study and $500,000 to Charlotte for amendment to require mandatory drug and alcohol test­ ate passed the amendment 68-28. planning for a light rail system. ing of transportation workers in safety related jobs. The motion passed 413-5. Voting for the amendment: Jesse In Other business: The Senate con­ Helms (R) and Terry Sanford (D). ROL£ sidered a resolution that would suspend the Voting for the amendment: Tim Valentine (D) and North Carolina will be receiving six spending caps and pay-as-you go restric­ David Price (D). million dollars for a new interstate. CALL tions of the Balanced Budget and Emer­ Senator Terry Sanford detailed the new gency Deficit Control Act as amended in A resolution was introduced to commend the people ofthe highway linking the Northeast section of 1990. Soviet Union and their democratically elected leaders for North Carolina with Raleigh. Budget rules require the Senate to vote to their continuing courage and commitment to freedom. "Northeastern North Carolina is region of industrious suspend the rules if actual GNP growth is less than 1 The resolution passed 409-0. and hardworking people who have not shared in the percent. Forecasted growth has been negative for two economic development so noticeable elsewhere in the consecutive quarters. The resolution failed 8-88. Voting for the amendment: Tim Valentine (D) and state," Sanford said in a press release. Voting against the resolution: Jesse Helms (R) David Price (D). Proposed formula would give revenue to Grad School •GRADS from page 1 ships," he said. No formula should be approved until after it is dis­ mula. The plan will be discussed at Thursday's Academic By allowing more money to go to fellowships, the Gradu­ cussed at length by the entire University faculty, he said. Council meeting. ate School could use its own money to attract more If the Academic Council approves a version of the students and donors, he said. "The dean ofthe Graduate School has an important role formula, it can be used for the school's 1992-93 budget, With a larger budget, the Graduate School could accom­ to play in terms of quality assessment and quality con­ Siegel said. modate funding for courses in English as a second lan­ trol," he said. "We need to sit down with the various representatives ofthe schools ... and work on a complete The plan would affect every school containing doctor of guage and granting special awards to disabled students, plan." philosophy degree candidates. The schools in question rather than forcing the other schools to cover these costs, include Arts and Sciences, Engineering, Medicine, Envi­ Siegel said. ronment and Fuqua, he said. The school would be able to fund new projects "without Currently, most ofthe revenue from the tuition and fees arguing how much comes from this dean and how much Sports executives of graduate students, about $12 million for 1991-92, is comes from that dean," he said. placed into the hands of the deans of each student's "The notion that the Graduate School needs to have a respective school. Under the formula, some of these rev­ responsible, non-deficit budget, and that the registration attend conference enues would instead be treated as income to the Graduate fee is means of a doing it. . . seems to be a pretty well- School, he said. looked-upon idea. The debate is whether [the Graduate • SPORTS from page 1 School should receive] all of the registration fee or a Revenue from tuition would be returned to the student's said. fraction of it." particular school, in hopes that it would be used entirely If the fans stopped watching the games, salaries would for graduate student fellowships and other forms of finan­ In talking with other faculty, Siegel said he has re­ decline. Athletes make salaries which are comparable to cial aid. ceived "significant support" for the registration fee trans­ all people at the peak of their profession, Falk said. The current budgeting scheme makes unclear what fer. Building a professional sports franchise today is a portion of graduate school revenue is used by each school The Comprehensive Formula "will affect deans' author­ difficult task due to the large markets that have devel­ for fellowships, Siegel said. ity over the registration fee, and that's where the debate oped around athletics, said Spencer Stolpen, president of "If a dean did not wish to convert all ofthe tuition into is," he said. the NBA Charlotte Hornets. "Sports has gotten to be very graduate awards, it would be seen on the books," he said. Many faculty do not approve of giving the Graduate sophisticated," he said. "There are a lot of external influ­ The Graduate School would retain the student registra­ School 100 percent ofthe registration fee money, said Earl ences which control what you're doing." tion fees to pay out additional financial aid and operating Dowell, dean ofthe School of Engineering. costs, Siegel said. The registration fee of $525 per student "The total dollars [that the formula gives] to the dean of Building a team is like any other business venture, per semester, currently brings in over $2 million to the the Graduate School is more than what he needs to Stolpen said. It doesn't happen magically. He advised University, according to the Graduate School's official achieve his goal," Dowell said. "I would love to have a $2 business graduate students to understand the basics of 1991-92 budget. million discretionary fund, but unfortunately we don't get marketing and advertising before embarking in sports One goal of the comprehensive formula is to demon­ that much money." business. strate that the University is devoting as much of its The School of Engineering has suggested an alternative The conference included Tim Wilkison, co-owner ofthe resources as possible to graduate students, Siegel said. plan. Instead of giving the Graduate School complete Raleigh Edge Team Tennis franchise and former profes­ "If we tried to get the principle across that we're using control over the registration fee, each other school would sional tennis player. Also speaking was Steve Jones, our own revenues for graduate awards as much as we transfer a fixed amount. The Graduate School would* director of marketing for the K-Mart Greater Greensboro possibly can, that would make it easier in my view to go receive $50,000 from Engineering, and proportionate Open. out and raise additional monies from donors for fellow­ amounts from the other schools.

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He was awarded a couraging them to try their own hand at said. children's classics delighted generations 1984 Pulitzer Prize for his contribution to the children's books, and Geisel edited Born March 2, 1904, in Springfield, of children and parents—on a train, in the children's literature. some of them. Mass., son of a brewer who ran a zoo rain, here or there or anywhere — has "If you asked people today to name one First lady Barbara Bush said: "All of us during Prohibition, Geisel graduated in died. He was 87. children's author, I'd venture it would prob­ are grateful for the laughter and the love 1925 from Dartmouth, where he drew car­ Geisel, author of "The Cat in the Hat," ably be Dr. Seuss," said Julie Cummins, shared by parents and children every time toons for the humor magazine, Jack-O- "Green Eggs and Ham," "How the Grinch the New York Public Library's coordinator we read one of Dr. Seuss's classic tales Lantern. Stole Christmas" and dozens of other books, of children's services. together." During a year studying literature at died Tuesday night at his home with his "He had a wonderful talent for rhymery. Geisel's works were journeys into non­ Oxford University in England, he met an­ family at his bedside. He had been ill for He was a wizard at it," said Stan sense, magical worlds of truffula trees, other American literature student, Helen ziffs and zuffs and nerkles and nerds, where Palmer, who encouraged Geisel's artistic top-hatted cats run rampant through career. youngsters' homes while parents are away After dropping out, Geisel drifted to Robert Gates' nomination — despite the best efforts of scolding fish. Paris, where he mingled with Lost Gen­ But they often included subtle messages eration writers such as Ernest Hemingway, on issues important to him, from interna­ James Joyce and Gertrude Stein. debated in closed sessions tionalism to environmentalism. He returned to the United States in In his 1984 best seller, "The Butter Battle 1927 to marry Palmer and to pursue his Book," he offered a parable for the atomic hope of being a novelist. But the Depres­ By JIM DRINKARD Contra scandal, in which arms were sent age. It chronicled the escalating arms race sion forced him to put the great American Associated Press to Iran and the profits diverted to aid between the Yooks, who eat their bread novel on hold, and he went to work writing WASHINGTON — The Senate Intelli­ Nicaragua's Contra rebels, no longer has butter side down, and the Zooks, who do two-line gags for humor magazines Judge gence Committee took its deliberations on any political weight with the public, he just the opposite. and Life. Robert Gates behind closed doors Wednes­ said. It ends with the two sides at the Yook- It was on a spoof of scientific develop­ day, and a Democratic senator said Repub­ Some Republicans agreed. "Do I think Zookborder, each armed with the ultimate ments that he first used the name that licans have "circled the wagons" to protect we are incessantly pursuing Iran-Contra weapon — a Big-Boy Boomeroo bomb. would become his trademark. He added President Bush's nominee to head the CIA. to the graves of all of us? Yes," said Sen. A boy asks his grandpa, "Who's going to "Dr." to his middle name to sound more Sen. Dennis DeConcini, D-Ariz., said he John Danforth, R-Mo., a panel member. drop it. Will you? Will he?" scientific. has "severe problems" with conflicts that "Do I believe we should let Iran-Contra "Be patient," grandpa says. "We'll see. "I wrote my first children's book because have emerged during more than a week of dominate what we say and think and do We will see." my exclusive contract forbade me from hearings between what Gates says he knew forever? No." Geisel was childless himself— after his doing virtually anything else in the world," about the Iran-Contra affair, and what And the committee's senior GOP mem­ first wife's death in 1967, he married he said, all mistakes — controlled mis­ others involved say he knew. ber, Sen. Frank Murkowski of Alaska, said Audrey Stone Dimond, a mother of two — takes." But at this point, with a committee vote "Iran-Contra has been around so long you on the nomination expected in the next few almost need a scorecard to say who was weeks, the facts may not matter much, he where at what time." said. "My observation is that the Republi­ He said rather than worrying so much cans have closed ranks, circled the wag­ about the past and what Gates can remem­ ons, and made their decision to support ber or not remember, the committee should him no matter what," DeConcini said. focus on the present oversight and future DUKE IN FRANC Implicit in that decision is a judgment needs of a radically changing intelligence that the Reagan administration's Iran- structure. Experience the adventure of studying abroad in Paris. (Spring and Fall 1992) COMMENTS: The DUKE DANCE "I think EDUCO has demonstrated great interest in making the study abroad COMPA"DoiN V n> experience as memorable as possible. The staffs desire for the student to presents succeed and willingness to do anything possible to achieve that success is admirable and must be applauded."

"The staff at EDUCO has been extremely helpful and supportive throughout Two evenings of Dance s our stay; providing us with many cultural opportunities and excellent guidance with Duke's professional in almost all aspects of life in Paris, both academic and extra-curricular. choreographers and guest artists bgdcd EDUCO has certainly met my needs and made this semester a pleasurable one." featuring work by Clay Taliaferro "Very successful. The staff has been very helpful, accessible and encouraging. Carol Child's Each problem I have asked for help with has been responded to immediately Barbara Dickinson and effectively." Patricia Phillips "Flexibility was a plus. The language classes are essential and needed. The excursions and visits were wonderful and in a way, essential as well." Fri-Sat, September 27 & 28 8:00 p.m. "Know from comparison with other students that this is the best exchange Reynolds Industries Theater program that I have come in contact with." Bryan Center, Duke University "Very Good — EDUCO has been very helpful in terms of tutors, extra help (behind Page Auditorium and encouragement They have also offered great programs, guides, visits, etc. next to Duke Chapel) The theater class is especially enjoyable because it provides opportunities I would never have taken advantage of otherwise. Overall, I have been very pleased with the way the program has been run." Tickets are $8 general admission (free to Duke students) "I have thoroughly enjoyed the program and that is part due to the warm Available in advance from enthusiastic, generous and helpful staff at EDUCO. Thank you so much." Regulator Bookshop on Ninth Street, the Durham Food Co-Op and at the "Very successful. Someone is always around to answer any questions you door on concert nights. may have on your classes, housing, whatever. The plays, group gatherings and

A portion of the ticket revenue excursions have all been interesting. Everything was done to make the semes­ from these concerts will be ter run smoothly, including a tutor for one of my classes. On the whole, the contributed to the North accessibility and helpfulness of the center, and the conveniendy small size Carolina Community Land Trust. group has led to rather personalized attention." a B u 11 o N 6 m i NORTH o CAROLINA FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: |H"[ COMMUNITY ~> LAND Professor Michele Farrell TRUSTEES Campus Director, Duke in France [ INC. 684-3706 SI AJLINnWWO) EB Letters EDITORIALS Columnist accused of straight-bashing This brings up another point — does PAGE 6 SEPTEMBER 26, 1991 To the editor: After reading Keith Hartman's column anyone at The Chronicle even read of Sept. 19,1 must complain. I will not sit Hartman's column before it goes to print? back and take this "straight-bashing." I think the editorial staff decided to "cul­ Hartman, in his column, says, "Too bad, turally expand" the columns and just ac­ you're straight. But with therapy you can cepted Hartman's column because it was Fit the crime probably still lead a reasonably happy written by a gay. If this kind of practice life." This is straight-bashing — if it was exists, and if it continues, I would not at all Don't expose yourself to crime. The They know there is a severe over­ turned around and I had said the same be surprised to see a column in the spring state government is already doing that crowding problem in the state prisons. thing about gays, the shit would have been written by quad squirrels. for you. When they know that, they are more hitting the fan pretty quickly (even if The In the last 47 days at least 2,000 likely to commit a crime because they Chronicle had the guts to print such a Steven Gelman prisoners have been released from will not be punished to the full extent thing). Trinity '92 prisons around the state. The Parole of the law. Board claims these prisoners are only The General Assembly needs to as­ Air-condition student athletic facilities minor offenders, convicted of misde­ sume responsibility for the safety of year-out to provide the largest chunk of meanors such as third degree assault North Carolinians. First, it should To the editor: I have attended Duke for over two years fan support for Duke's athletic teams, are and petty theft. But a report by the conduct an investigation ofthe prison and I continue to be amazed that Duke's forced to sweat away in terrible conditions Board of Corrections indicates that system to determine whether over­ meager indoor athletic facilities available while exercising. Certainly Duke can af­ felons—criminals convicted of rape or crowding can be solved by construct­ to students (Card Gym, the IM Building, ford to provide air conditioning to its stu­ assault with a deadly weapon — are ing new prisons or adding to the old and the East Campus Gym) are not air- dent gyms. Just look at Duke's purse of also spending less time in prison. ones. It should use the $187.5 million conditioned. The sultry, humid climate of over $1 million from the men's NCAA What is the General Assembly doing that was set aside two years ago to fix Durham extends from early May to late basketball tournament last year and the nicely maintained facilities on the rest of about the problem? In 1987, it passed the problem before it becomes worse. September and makes exercising in these campus. Although there has been talk of a prison cap law requiring the state to Perhaps the federal government can athletic facilities uncomfortable and even dangerous to one's health. During the sum­ building new athletic facilities on West not exceed a prison population of provide temporary housing for excess mer term and well into the fall term, the Campus, the existing gyms need to be 19,646. Two years ago, it approved prisoners in military installations. Or Card Gym weight room routinely feels like upgraded with modern conveniences like $187.5 million for new prisons. Those criminals convicted of misdemeanors a sauna with temperatures exceeding 90 air conditioning while we wait the requi­ prisons have yet to be built. could receive postponed sentences or degrees. Even though the weight room is site four to five years for a new gym to be Where does the General Assembly be required to accept probation in­ this hot, the gym employees will not allow built. I believe that most Duke students think the extra prisoners go when room stead of prison terms. the windows to be opened. Additionally, would agree that air-conditioned gyms are runs out in existing prisons? But even new prison spaces will even­ the main floor of Card Gym is just as hot the least we can ask for, considering the sizable tuition each of us must pay to To meet state requirements, the tually be filled unless the General even with the windows open. attend Duke. Board of Corrections currently has Assembly assumes its responsibility Duke has excellent athletic facilities for only one place for excess prisoners: the to look for the underlying causes ofthe its varsity athletes, yet the majority of Duke's students who are not varsity ath­ Matthew Roe streets. increase in crime. letes, and who are relied on year-in and Medical School '93 The crime rate across the state is Ultimately, prevention is the only rising; in Durham crime has risen 7.2 answer to the prison dilemma. And percent. The state is giving no deter­ the General Assembly must begin to Write about countries other than Israel rent to potential criminals. Due to work now, before the next group of Israel will resettle the Russian and Ethio­ prisoners is released. To the editor: overcrowding, more plea bargains are I realize that Israel receives more U.S. pian immigrants with or without economic being made, Durham Public Defender When people break the law, they aid than any other country. I realize that assistance because Israel is a remarkably Bob Brown said. should be punished. The punishment Israel is our strongest ally in an oil rich resourceful and determined country. The Given the choice between two years should fit the crime. Letting convicted region. I realize that Israel is the only issue doesn't deserve an impromptu press on probation and jail time, convicted crooks off because of a solvable prob­ Jewish state in the world and very likely conference or a three column article. We've criminals choose jail time because lem does not fit the crimes they have the only truly safe haven for world Jewry. seen it all before. What we haven't seen are "they will get out sooner," Brown said. committed against society. I do not deny the importance ofthe Israeli articles and columns discussing the ever- state. However, I do think we need to begin worsening relations between India and paying some attention to problems else­ Pakistan, two countries with nuclear weap­ where in the world and quit endlessly ons. On the record debating the Arab-Israeli conflict. The is­ sue just doesn't deserve the incessant at­ We haven't seen columns about the un­ Are you going to say that discrimination is all right as long as you do it to both sexes, tention it receives. stable and fascinating political situations or all races? That's unbelievable. Eric Fingerhut's column of Sept. 18 was in Ethiopia and other sub-Saharan Afri­ extremely well written and did a wonder­ can states. We haven't read a word about Lynn Canaday, an employee ofthe Department of Computer Science, criticizing ful job of presenting the Israeli case for what's going on in Cambodia, despite Dan the GTE call waiting ad campaign. loan guarantees. He didn't lose me "in all Quayle's phantom interest in that coun­ this political and economic talk;" I fol­ try. There's a whole big world out there, lowed him every step of the way. The full of interesting, alive, and very real problem was, I wasn't sure just why I was people, only 4,500,000 of whom live in following him. Loan guarantees are just Israel. THE CHRONICLE established 1905 another ofthe millions of essentially mean­ ingless issues that our intense scrutiny of Mark Purcell Israel never ceases to produce. Trust me, Trinity '92 Ann Heimberger, Editor Jason Greenwald, Managing Editor Barry Eriksen, General Manager Affirmative action is insult to minority Jonathan Blum, Editorial Page Editor To the editor: body as outward justification for this scheme merely clarifies the situation. Who Matt Steffora, Assoc. News Editor I am responding to the David Nickum Hannah Kerby, News Editor wants to be a racial token? Elizabeth Elkins' Kris Olson, Sports Editor Michael Saul, Assoc. News Editor column concerning affirmative action and The Chronicle editorial on student diver­ claim that being white caused her to be Leya Tseng, Arts Editor Jennifer Greeson, Arts Editor rejected by Duke is another drastic side- Peggy Krendl, City & State Editor Leigh Dyer, Investigations Editor sity. Both of these stated that race is a factor in undergraduate admissions. The effect of affirmative action. Why should Eric Larson, Features Editor Robin Rosenfeld, Health & Research Editor race be tied to such an important thing as Mark Wasmer, Photography Editor Cliff Burns, Photography Editor articles also said, and I agree, that the minority advantage in no way means that acceptance to college? Diversity? A group Steven Heist, Graphics Editor Reva Bhatia, Design Editor of about 6,000 students will be diverse no Matt Sclafani, Senior Editor Karl Wiley, Senior Editor minority students are necessarily unquali­ fied. It is also true, as Nickum said, that matter what you do, racially or otherwise. Linda Nettles, Production Manager Adrian Dollard, Senior Editor Need-blind admission at Duke ensures that Ronnie Gonzalez, Creative Services. Mgr. David Morris, Business Manager many people believe that minority stu­ dents were accepted solely because of af­ lack of finances is not a consideration. Such Sue Newsome, Advertising Manager Jennifer Springer, Office I Circulation Mgr. firmative action and that this assumption a connection between race and acceptance Elizabeth Wyatt, Student Advertising Manager insults the minorities at this university. only creates uncertainty for minorities The opinions expressed in this newspaper are not necessarily those of Duke University, its The insult to minorities, however, merely about their own qualifications and gives students, workers, administration or trustees. Unsigned editorials represent the majority view of comes to the surface through these as­ whites an excuse for rejection. the editorial board. Columns, letters and cartoons represent the views of their authors. sumptions. The offense originates with David Nickum said that "our PC armor Phone numbers: Editor: 684-5469; News/Features: 684-2663; Sports: 684-6115; Business affirmative action itself. Built on the be­ is used to conceal the racism which still Office: 684-6106: Advertising Office: 684-3811; Classifieds: 684-6106; FAX: 684-8295. lief that minorities need special assis­ permeates this campus." By hailing affir­ Editorial Office (Newsroom): Third Floor Flowers Building; Business Office: 103 West Union tance in qualifying for colleges and jobs, mative action he is only enforcing such Building; Advertising Office: 101 West Union Building. affirmative action is an anachronistic unnecessary internal protection. ©1991The Chronicle, Box 4696, Duke Station, Durham, N.C. 27706. All rights reserved. No part crutch that inherently implies that race is of this publication may be reproduced in any form without the prior, written permission of the Business Office. indicative of ability. Elizabeth Farr Using the goal of a diverse student Trinity '95 The Chronicle's Weekly Arts and Entertainment Magazine September 26,1991

MOVIES The Fisher King, Terry Gilliam's latest effort, combines impres­ sive visual imagery and the po­ tent combination of Jeff Bridges and Robin Williams to create a wild ride and a good time* page 4

MUSIC After what was thought to be a permanent breakup, Dire Straits has returned* Their new LP, On Every Street, is a solid effort It may, however, throw off loyal fans looking for a carbon copy of past efforts* pages 8

CONCERT REVIEW Sting played what ended up being a mini-concert at Walnut Creek Saturday night, leaving fans waiting for more of what had been mediocre to begin with* page 12 Thought provoking Guns N' Roses comes through Page 6 PAGE 2 / THE CHRONICLE R&R WEEKLY MAGAZINE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26,-1991 THELMA & LOUISE ARE BACK! BOOKS Now's your chance Duke alumna Tyler captivates lo take with absorbing 'Saint Maybe'

by Darren Spedale about Lucy; something about her raises suspi­ Bet-A-Ufe 101 Very few writers have a gift for transforming cious feelings in him. When these suspicions seemingly ordinary scenes of domestic life into are confirmed, he unthinkingly decides to tell extraordinary ones. Yet in her twelfth novel, his brother what it is about her that bothers him. Saint Maybe, Raleigh native and Duke alumna And from that thoughtless decision, the direc­ Anne Tyler once again proves that she is among tion of Ian's life is changed forever. the most talented of her peers in exploring our In an attempt to find absolution from this relations to people we mistake, Ian decides love. to join the Church of Saint Maybe fol­ the Second Chance. lows the lives of the This small sect All-American Bedloe teaches him that, to family over a 25-year be forgiven for what period. The novel be­ he has done, he must gins at their "ideal, take responsibility for apple-pie household" his actions and try to in Baltimore, where restitute them. To­ 17-year old Ian wards this end, Ian Bedloe resides with soon assumes respon­ his parents. Ian has sibility for raising high hopes for him­ three needy children. self-"he believed that SPECIAL TO R&R His life becomes one someday, somehow, Anne Tyler continues tradition of quality. of hard work, commit­ he was going to end ment and hope that up famous." Indeed, there is no reason why it all will eventually turn out for the best. The shouldn't be so. Ian is the pitcher for the school's answer to whether or not that hope is fulfilled baseball team, has a beautiful girlfriend, and is best left up to the reader. wyn mmm\f)A *\m nutE gains acceptance into a respected college. Ev­ Anne Tyler has the impressive ability to erything pushes him in the direction of success. move us through a full generation of a family's Ian's direction seems secure until the night history and make it seem easy. An amazingly that Ian's older brother, Danny, announces his complex structure in the novel links all the engagement to his girlfriend of two weeks, Lucy characters together; different chapters are seen Dean. For some reason, Ian feels uncomfortable from different character's points of view, so by the end the reader is com­ pletely in tune with what all characters are thinking. Yet at no point in these COMING TO A THEATER NEAR CAMPUS ON SEPTEMBER 27 transitions does Tyler bore SAI1 NT or confuse the reader. Tyler also remains keenly aware of setting. She Duke University has the skill to create strong Museum of Art m images of location without M using unnecessary descrip­ MAYBE tive detail. Most importantly, Tyler Japan. Herfieldwork in Ladakh during 1979-80 was informed by her list of accomplishments. studies with lamas of the four major lineages of Tibetan Buddhism. Thangka Painting Demonstration by Yeshi Dolma Siegfried-Shwatsang, a Tibetan artist with complete original training in R&R STAFF thangka Painting - a religious art. Demonstration of Traditional Butter Sculpture Offerings a religious Tibetan craft, by Venerable Tenzin Gephel. Editor Books and Theatre Editor Afternoon events will be followed by Tibetan tea and ceremonial rice. JAYMANDEL ALYCE CROWDER There will also be a special display of traditional Tibetan alter, religious art and artifacts from private collectors. Lecture Layout Editor Film Editor 3=00 pm Sunday, October 13, 1991 KRISTAMATHISEN EVAN FELDMAN North Gallery Jurg Siegfried, PhD., clinical psychologist and Jungian psychoanalyst, will lecture on "Symbols of Tibetan Art and their Psychological Meaning." Music Editor Admission is free and the public is invited to attend. JEFF JACKSON THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26.1991 RM WEfcr&r* ftftsffifti'^ THE CHRONICLE/ PAGE 3

LOCAL BEAT Street fair, blues, and some real college music hit Durham

byJayMandel Koko Taylor currently holds the title of Queen Durham finds itself immersed in culture of the Blues in many industry eyes. Born on a this weekend, enough for any Triangle critic to sharecropper's farm outside of Memphis, Tay­ be silenced by, if nothing else, the sheer diver­ lor has roots in both blues and gospel music. sity of talent present. Since moving to Chicago at the age of 18, the Centerfest, a street fair in the streets of down­ blues has been an all-consuming passion for town Durham will provide daytime entertain­ her. Taylor's vocal efforts have earned her seven ment Saturday and Sunday, while the Bull Grammy nominations and ten W.C. Handy blues Durham Blues Festival, featuring renowned achievement Awards. The roughly 200 annual artists from across the country, opens its gates at live performances Taylor particpates in still 6 p.m. Fridav and Saturday nights atthe Durham remain her lifeblood. "If I had to stop singing Athletic Park. tomorrow," she said, "I'd definitely go crazy." Centerfest, more than anything else, takes Other acts on the Bull Durham scene include pride in an inability to be labeled. Local funk protege Kenny Neal who joined his father's favorites Sex Police will be jamming right next blues band as a bass guitarist at the age of 13 to internationally known classical violinist Ni­ and has kept going twenty years later. Four cholas Kitchen. Jugglers will join local artists. years with legendary guitarist Buddy Guy cul­ The West End Theater group will stage a pro­ tivated even more talent from this Louisiana duction of Samuel Beckett's play "Endgame," a bayou product. Neal's Broadway acting experi­ story set after a catastrophe, chronicling the ence in the musical "Mule Bone" exposed him interactions of the world's four surviving hu­ to the work of Harlem Renaissance writer man beings. Magicians and dancers and rap Langston Hughes. Since then, he has incorpo­ musicians and gospel singers and craftspeople rated some of Hughes' poetry into his "bayou, and an expected crowd of 75,000 make the urban, and uptown funk blues style." possibilities fairly unlimited. Saturday's lead, Bobby "Blue" Bland, found SPECIAL TO R&R The Bull Durham Blues Festival will pro­ fame through the Blues ballad, and his amazing Sex Police hits the Herald-Sun Stage at Centerfest at 5 p.m. on Saturday. vide the seemingly limitless Centerfest with an success (forty songs on the National Rhythm exceptional event partner. Striving to become and Blues charts) has not taken the soulful edge one of the best American blues festivals in the off of a melancholic voice. country, Bull Durham has pulled in some out­ Other acts include National Heritage Award standing artists in only its fourth year. winning musician John Jackson and R&B vet­ Serving as perhaps the festival's biggest draw, eran Clarence Carter. Bull Durham Blues Festival Tickets for the Blues Festival are $15 each night or $25 for an advance two-night ticket. Outside of the usual conno­ tation with college music, John Friday, September 27 Svara does not slide into the 7:00-7:45 Highway 61 w/ Cal "Skeeter" Brandon realm of psuedo-alternative George Higgs & Scott Ainslie (acoustic) sound that is associated with so 7:55-8:25 many college groups. His Fri­ 8:45-9:35 Kenny Neal day night show at the Coffee­ Clarence Carter house should feature a good 9:55-10:55 enough fill of acoustic guitar ll:15-12:30am Koko Taylor and surreal lyrics to fascinate any folk music aficianado. A literature student at UNC, Svara grabbed some press in the latest issue of Rolling Stone. The ar­ ticle used the term "Real Col­ Saturday, September 28 lege Bands" to describe student acts. Svara's music, however, 7:00-7:45 Lightning Charlie & the Upsetters differs from most of the other featured acts in his commitment 7:55-8:25 John Jackson (acoustic) and career goals. "I don't mind 8:45-9:35 Rockin' Dopsie & Zydeco Twisters being able to stand out from the other non-bands in that article," 9:55-10:55 Lynn White Svara said. "It might lead people ll:15-12:30arn Bobby "Blue" Bland SPECIAL TO R&R to assume that people who are Koko Taylor, Bull Durham Blues Festival headlines see LOCAL on page 11

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MOVIES Reeling fantasy in from reality, The Fisher King1 strikes it big

by Evan Feldman a lonely clutz perceived by Parry as the perfect oneself only through goodness towards others. Formerly the animator for Monty Python's woman (Amanda Plummer - Benny's girlfriend Indeed, goodness for the sake of itself. Flying Circus, director Terry Gilliam always from LA Law). Visually, the movie is a minor masterpiece. masterfully filled the big screen with a unique Richard LaGravenese's funny and insightful Gilliam and Director of Photography Roger Pratt mix of quirkiness, granduer, medieval screenplay is richer and more complex than the bring out New York's dull, dreary look and still clunkiness, and grace. But weak screenplays or mad-cap adventure implied by the above out­ manage to effectively contrast it with Parry's skewed priorities often obscured any sense of line. To its credit, the plot resists attempts to dark, medieval hallucinations. Horrifically cos­ meaningful narrative beyond the purposes of distill it to TV guide blurb. As in Time Bandits, tumed by Beatrix Pasztor, the Red Knight shoots the images themselves. With The Fisher King, Brazil, and The Adventures of Baron flames as it thunders about, and Gilliam clev­ his best project yet, Gilliam finally finds a Munchausen, Gilliam explores the difference erly utilizes this natural lighting. Like deep sea vehicle to allow his visual artistry to support and interdependence between reality and fan­ divers probing the ocean floor with flash illu­ the plot without overpowering it. tasy. Yet the film remains unpredictable with­ mination, we never see the entire picture, and Based on the actual legend of the "Fisher out losing its sense of direction. what we do glimpse quickly fades as the last King," the film parallels, extends and Previous Gilliam ventures suffered from char­ flame expires. reinterprets the myth's simple moral lessons. acters too-weakly defined to dramatically fill Gilliam also shows a fine sense of when to let Jeff Bridges plays Jack, a chronic cynic who their broadly-stroked surroundings. With The the camera—not the film editor—tell the story. hosts a call-radio talk show. We meet him the Fisher King, Gilliam discovers that brushes come Ironically, the most enchanting and unforget­ night before his big break— a starring role in a in more than one size. In the opening scenes, for table scene of the film- a fantastic waltz se­ television sitcom. Jack's real-life demeanor is example, notice the subtle ways we learn more quence in Grand Central Station- was not in­ anything but lightheaded, though. Consumed about Jack through his apathetic girlfriend. cluded in the original script. The camera gradu­ in his pessimism, he sees only himself. That is Parry, tormented by his past, has convinced ally shows us the change from the reality of until his capricious evangelizing and assured himself that the Grail and Red-Knight exist. bustling commuters to Parry's romantic ideali­ self-righteousness motivates some poor soul to Jack, desperately wishing to revitalize his life, zation of them as dancers in a grand ballroom. gun down a restaurant of young professionals. seeks personal redemption through Parry. Jack As Parry walks among the crowd, we seen once And thus, on the eve of his greatest personal cannot succeed, though, until he learns the couple spin by, and then another, until we triumph, of HIS grail, Jack's world crashes down. irony of the Fisher King legend: goodness for realize that everyone is dancing and we are Three years later, we find rewarded with a ceil­ SPECIAL TO R&R a drunken Jack working ing shot. This con­ in an adult video store trasts with the less The Red Knight, as medieval hallucinogen. with a new, although still interesting possibil­ unappreciated girlfriend ity of cutting more complements the quirky, off-center close-ups (played by the terrific directly to the over­ especially prominent in Parry's basement head­ Mercedes Ruehl). all effect without quarters. Self-pitying and dis­ Gilliam's mesmeriz­ The cast is uniformly terrific. Bridges brings gusted, Jack attempts sui­ ing previews. pathos and humor along with his new ponytail. cide, but is mugged in the When the Red Williams, typically frenetic, channels his en­ process. Enter Parry Knight suddenly ap­ ergy to his intense insanity. Occassionally, (Robin Williams) to the pears, the camera though, Gilliam extends too much free reign rescue as a self-pro­ swings around Perry and Williams permits a bit of Mork to taint the claimed knight. Parry, to meet it, as if we are characterization. Mercedes Ruehl is superb as barely walking the line turning our head to the sexy, street-smart Anne. Amanda Plummer between an overactive see what the commo­ gratingly charms as Lydia, the unknowing and imagination and complete tion is about. And not-quite graceful princess of Parry's chival­ insanity, believes that he during the radio rous aspirations. must retrieve the Holy scenes, somewhat The versatile George Fenton composes a full Grail, now apparently reminiscient of orchestral soundtrack. At times a subtle under­ stashed in a millionaires Oliver Stone's tech­ score, it's most effective during the Carmina mansion. Jack is "the one" nique in Talk Radio, Burana-like choral passages which accompany destined to help him. the camera glides the hallucinations. In spite of his skepti­ around Jack's control In the end, The Fisher King shows it Holly­ cism, circumstances re­ panel, creating the il­ wood roots. But who cares. The mushy ending lusion of onscreen vealed later compel Jack SPECIAL TO R&R lets us relax after Gilliam's wild ride from to help Perry find thegrail motion. This broad, reality to fantasy, and back again. and win the love of Lvdia, Robin Williams (I) and Jeff Bridges forge a strange friendship in The Fisher King. flowing camera work

Horace C. Boyer, PhD.

The Eastman School of Music and Associate Professor at the University of Massachusetts will discuss Blues and its Relationship to Gospel

MOVIES Frozen man, chilly movie A 'Back to the Future' wannabe, 'Late for Dinner' lacks creative energy by Evan Feldman rance and a promise that he will be in a place where he can get that Willie and Frank are 29 years out of place, and we know Most films, with the possible exception of documentaries a new kidney when he wakes up. Willie wants to find his wife. Nothing seems pressing, though, and the avante-garde, contain a set-up, conflict, and then resolu­ Peter Berg plays Frank as a wide-eyed version of Benny from perhaps because there's little question to wife and daughter that tion, usually in that order. Director W.D. Richter, though, in TV's LA Law, only without the whine. He's intended to be they are who they say. After 80 minutes of set-up, he crams in the trying for sincerity, muddles these conventions in his comedic- remaining sixteen minutes of resolution almost as an after­ romantic fantasy Late for Dinner. thought. Producers Richter, Dan Lupovitz, and Castle Rock Entertain­ The direction also lacks creativity. Richter wastes opportuni­ ment no doubt found the two-line concept blurb enticing: a ties for poetic contrasts and parallels between 1962 and 1991 and good-looking, honest young American gets torn from the beau­ It's as if [Director W.DJ Richter instead substitutes inside jokes and cute symbolism: Willie and tiful wife and young daughter he loves and is cryogenically were placing cardboard cut-out Frank lean on a "Lucky Strike" poster right before meeting the frozen. He wakes up, virtually unaged, nearly 30 years later in a cryogenics scientist, conveniently named Dr. Chilblains; two lab world he does not know with a grown-up daughter and a wife, props on the set to contrast them rats wrestling precedes an argument between two scientists. now twice his age, who has started a new life. "This could be David Mansfield's transparent score for guitar and violin magic," the slogan reads. "Go fill out the concept and do it," the with the surrounding reality. contributes nothing to the onscreen emotions beyond a sense of producers must have said. country nostalgia. In doing it, screenwriter Mark Andrus ruins what should be The supporting cast includes Bo Brundin as Dr. Chilblains a simple, tender love story. As if to call attention to the film's and Marcia Gay Harden as Willie's wife, Joy. As the grown-up wholesome morality, Andrus adds an adult retarded character, naively funny and charming, but he does little except for narrat­ daughter, Colleen Flynn struggles to make her predictable dia­ who, although likeable and sympathetic, needlessly obscures ing and providing a body for Willie to bounce off his thoughts. logue sound fresh and convincing, yet turns in a credible the more interesting romanticism. And to explain the cryogenic Brian Wimmer portrays Willie as honest, reasonable, compas­ perfomance. gimmick, the introductory events are awkward, ineffectively sionate, and a bit boring. In all the potential for humor in a man The closing credit sequence of home-movie footage makes the narrated, and poorly resolved. from 1962 meets 1991, Wimmer shows little comedic flair—it's credits worth watching. In one segment, Willie holds up a copy Brian Wimmer plays Willie Husband, the wholesome hus­ straight, monotonous sincerity the whole way through. of a National Enquirer-style tabloid with their story as the band. Peter Berg portrays Frank, Willie's retarded brother-in-law Of course, neither director nor screenwriter provide any help. headline ("Best friends together again after being frozen for 29 with a chronic kidney ailness. Unjustly accused of kidnapping Richter's idea of showing life in the 1990's is to cram as many years"). If only the film were as creative. by an evil real-estated mongul (Peter Gallagher), Willie is shot in modernisms as possible into one frame. Take the jogger the ensuing showdown and both he and Frank flee town. Willie playing Nintendo's Gameboy while waiting on line for an falls unconsious in the car when they stumble across the cryo­ ATM machine ("That wall just gave that woman money," genics laboratory, and Frank agrees to the process out of igno­ exclaims Frank.) Or the suited businesswoman ranting about her cellular phone in a fast-food restaurant. Nothing seems natural. Its as if Richter were placing cardboard cut­ out props on the set to contrast them with the surrounding reality. Andrus' screenplay has none of the wit that made a movie of the same genre like Back to the Future so funny, although he gets away with the predictable Ronald Reagan joke. Can't anyone think of someone else to make fun of? Is Ronnie the only surprising thing about the '80s and '90s? Mostly, though, the script lacks any of the title's under­ stated romantic charm, and Andrus just overloads on the sappy Is-this-really-happening and trite We-don't-belong- in-1991 speeches. One interesting scene occurs in a hospital, when Willie stills thinks its 1962 and marvels at how much work it must have taken for a black to become a doctor when two days ago it took the entire national guard just to let a black student enter a school building. The film needs more of this insight­ ful culture clash. Late for Dinner ultimately doesn't work because Richter SPECIAL TO R&R SPECIAL TO R&R loses the handle on its dramatic development. We know The Husband family lives across time epochs in iafefor D/nner . Jessica, Frank, and Willie in a twisted reunion.

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MUSIC Gn'R delivers Much anticipated effort finally arrives, bringing lyrical and music

n' R songs dealing with heroin addiction tend to record. songs are "all a part of me." Guns n' Roses writes him J Guns N' Roses contain the snappiest guitar hooks. "Appetite" In addition to the new members, other changes their music, first and foremost, for themselves, Tl USE YOUR ILLUSION 1 had "Mr. Brownstone," and Illusion fs "Bad Ob­ have broadened the band's stylistic base. The which ends up being a mixed blessing. For every repre USE YOUR ILLUSION II session" follows suit. success of "Appetite" afforded the band complete song in which the emotion is evident and moving that Geffen The band also presented a rather schizophrenic creative control. While a cynic might say that that (Rose's failed marriage with Erin Everly provides histoi comfort only caused a more frequent use of exple­ the basis for "Estranged"), the listener must en­ songs tives, in actuality it also allowed the band to create dure self-indulgences like "Back off Bitch" and "Live "Get in the Ring." In the latter, a rousing, anthemic Back in 1987, one ofthe most popular hard rock longer, more elaborate pieces. Five tracks clock in Heavi at 6:58 or longer. melody is spoiled by a juvenile tirade by Rose paddi bands on the Los Angeles club scene slithered into against members of the press who have rankled the studio and laid down the tracks for its major- Rather than lose steam, these epic pieces are simiL label debut. The album was appropriately titled actually the albums strongest Appetite for Destruction. Attitude, more than any­ moments. The ten-minute-long thing else, proved to be the characteristic that set "Coma," which closes out Illu­ Guns n' Roses apart from the multitude of other sion I is perhaps the darkest bands that might have hair similar in length or song on either album. A pound- arms equally tattooed. In particular, the vocals of ing heartbeat joins Duff Axl Rose and the lead guitar work of Slash infused McKagan's sinister bass-line, each song with intense, sincere emotion. then Sorum and Slash in tan­ The song that best defined the band and "their dem. world" was "Welcome to the Jungle." It was a dark Elton John is given "special view of the decadence, corruption, poverty and thanks" in the liner notes above sleaze experienced by group struggling just to the lyrics to "You Could Be survive. Mine," but his influence is more But with the release of Use Your Illusion I and readily heard on three lengthy Use Your Illusion II, Guns n' Roses proves its SPECIAL TO R&R piano-based songs. "November appetites have not been satisfied, just redirected. Rain" is the most ornate, with a G n'R may no longer have to "keep pushin' for the attitude towards women on Appetite. The nostal­ "keyboard orchestra" and a fortune and fame" ("Paradise City," Appetite), but gic "Sweet Child 0' Mine" previews the spiteful choir, while "Estranged" and according to Rose in the song "Bad Apples" from "You're Crazy." The pattern of alternating mi­ "Breakdown" feature especially Illusion I "what I don't understand is that my sogyny and tenderness continues on the Illusions, soulful vocal performances by world ain't gettin' no brighter." where, for example, "Back off Bitch" is followed Rose. Actually, many ofthe same demons that dwelled two songs later by the romantic ballad "November Another stylistic shift that G on "Appetite" also inhabit the 30 songs on the two Rain." n'R pulls off with success are a new albums. The song "Pretty Tied Up" is sub­ But whereas some of the themes may be simi­ pair of bluesy numbers co-writ­ titled "The Perils of Rock n' Roll Decadence," and lar, in the four years between albums, Guns n' ten and sung by rythym guitar­ it is hardly the only song to deal with sex, drugs or Roses has developed a greater variety of ways to ist Izzy Stradlin' ("14 Years" some combination ofthe two. For some reason, G explore them musically and lyrically. and "Dust n' Bones"). Part of the reason are two changes in band "Locomotive" and "Right personnel. Keyboardist Dizzy Reed joined the Next Door to Hell" prove, how­ band shortly before the band played the Rock in ever, that the band can still flat Rio Festival in the summer of 1990. Rose had out rock 'n' roll. They are as written several piano-based melodies for the new powerful, if not more powerful albums before Reed's addition, planning to play than any ofthe band's previous the piano parts himself. Rose still plays the piano material. on three ballads, but Reed truly adds a new dimen­ With over 75 minutes of sion to the band, showing up either on piano or material on each album, how­ organ on a majority ofthe other cuts. ever, there were bound to be a The other change, necessitated by the inability few weaker tracks. Six ofthe 30 of original drummer Steven Adler to stay off tracks probably would have heroin long enough to record, may have actually been best left in the studio. been the best thing to happen to the band. Even a Of course, the band would clean and sober Adler could not match his re­ not agree with or care about placement, Matt Sorum. Sorum toured with the this assessment. Rose explains Cult before being asked to join Guns n' Roses. in the song "Don't Damn Me" Although the true measure of Sorum's worth to (directed as much at the band might best be seen by comparing live overzealous fans who "live vi­ performances before and after, his presence has cariously" through the band as also allowed for more complex drum parts on at the band's critics) that his A thoughtful cover belies hard driving rock. Gn'R sports the same bad attitude as always on Use Your Illusion, bi

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MUSIC Garcia jams double time

Jerry Garcia Band which sets the tone for the album isical fury with it JERRY GARCIA BAND - eight minutes of melodic yet Arista fierce scales blended into a him and his bandmates. groove. A bassy cover of Bob That tantrum aside, Use Your Illusion I and /7 In the wake of Without a Net and One From the Dylan's "A Simple Twist of Fate" represent an impressive step forward for a band leads into the rockin' "Get Out that seems destined to carve a niche in rock Vault, Grateful Dead front man Jerry Garcia has released a double live album containing record­ My Life" and a spiritual rendi­ history of similar magnitude of the artists whose tion of gospel classic "My Sisters songs they cover on the albums (Paul McCartney, ings from his 1990 Jerry Garcia Band tour. The album, Jerry Garcia Band, is a treat not only for and Brothers," which declares "Live and Let Die" and Bob Dylan "Knockin' on that "we can all be together for Heaven's Door"). Guns n' Roses' niche may have ever and ever when we make it to padded walls or be dimly lit, but it will be of the Promised Land." similar magnitude.-Kns Olson IjjJJj] Garcia adds his own personal Garcia ends the first disc with magic to classic tunes and shows a funky cover of Lennon/ McCartney's classic "Dear Pru­ that his talent as a guitarist is dence" and his own "Deal" from his 1971 album Garcia. On "Dear equally matched by his great Prudence,"Garcia eliminates the taste in music. melody and juices up the bass line to create an uncharacterisitic sound for the song. "Deal," per­ Dead fans, but for fans of other music as well. formed in its traditional Dead Containing only one Garcia/Dead original style, emerges as the most rockin' ("Deal"), the album surveys Garcia covers of his tune on the album. own favorite music. From folk to gospel to reggae A great cover of Peter Tosh's SPECIAL TO R&R to Dylan, Garcia adds his own personal magic to "Stop That Train" and a seven- Jerry Garcia Bandincludes some ofthe master's favorite tunes classic tunes and shows that his talent as a guitar­ teen-minute version Jesse Stone's and leaves the listener with a hearty taste of guitar jamming. ist is equally matched by his great taste in music. "Don't Let Go," which contains The album presents Garcia's music in its most the best Jerry leads on the album, highlight side enjoyable and pure form: live. Improvisation and two. lengthy jams produce eight to ten minute guitar The double album ends with aboppin', smooth odysessies through the framework of classic songs. rendition of Dylan's "Tangled Up in Blue," the Garcia rearranges each song he approaches to fourth and best Dylan cover on the album. facilitate his style of melodic, experimental mu­ Doing things the way he does, Jerry Garcia sic. One drawback to the album, though, is the repititious nature of Garcia's format and ar­ rangement. People who don't like the Dead or a lot of guitar may be bored by the lengthy co vers and the lack of a commanding solo in­ strument (such as a horn) other than Garcia's custom-built guitar. Consisting of a bass, drums, key­ boards, and two female vocalists, Garcia's band serves as a perfect back­ ground to Jerry's wiz­ ardry at guitar, but never outplay Jerry on any given song. The first side starts with the Motown clas­ SPECIAL TO R&R SPECIAL TO R&R sic "The Way You Do The Jerry Garcia Band on tour in 1990. r Illusion, but with an increased musical range. the Things You Do"

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MUSIC Dire Straits hits streets with new feel

Guy Fletcher. Dire Straits The highlight of the album is ON EVERY STREET the title track, which ranks with "Romeo and Juliet" and "Broth­ Warner Brothers ers in Arms" as one ofthe band's best ballads. The song opens with How could Dire Straits match the phenomenal success of Knopfler's distinctive, mumbling their last studio album, Brothers in Arms, which topped the voice and a quiet piano. Later, the charts in more than 20 countries? strings complement his voice, as They didn't even try. he longingly searches for a lost The band's new album, On Every Street, packs a few gems in lover. The lyrics powerfully a solid package. It blends a variety of styles, combining a country record the singer's turmoil: "the influence with the band's sacred and profane/the pleasure usual precise instrumentals and the pain... every victory has and strong lyrics. a taste that's bittersweet/and it's Only those who attempt to your face I'm looking for on every measure it against the 1985 street." masterpiece will find them­ After almost three minutes, the selves disappointed. song shifts seamlessly to instru­ Many figuredth e band had mental. Guitar and drums take split up after a greatest hits over for the remainder ofthe song, release in 1988. But their long- building gently from somber re­ awaited return surfaces not flection to creative fury. "On Ev­ merely as a recording effort. ery Street" is a culmination ofthe Dire Straits last month began mMm^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^-^^^^^^^^^^^ SPECIAL TO R&R mature, refined sound that has a world tour that is planned Dire Straits latest album ends their breakup with a strong, albeit different, effort. been the band's trademark for to last two years. years. The diverse elements of On the other end of Dire Straits' musical spectrum is the country songs, while "Your Latest Trick" clearly inspired "Planet the album would not mesh without the brilliance of lead strong satire of "Heavy Fuel," which opens side two. The song of New Orleans." singer Mark Knopfler. follows in the footsteps ofthe megahit, "Money for Nothing." In For sheer smugness and dripping irony, "My Parties" is a fact, close listening reflects a bass line remarkably like its SPECIAL TO R&R Knopfler wrote every song on delight. Also on the lighter side, "The Bug" has a country beat to predecessor, as well as similar drums and guitar work. The song accompany a happy-go-lucky attitude. Mark Knopfler added a stron­ the album, as well as doing most ofthe production work. scoffs at the evils of modern society. "Ticket to Heaven" and "Iron Hand" exemplify the intricate ger country feel to Street ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ He has brought together the The album's first single, "CallingElvis," has a catchy, country music and strong lyrics, respectively, that highlight the album. talents of the band's core of four members, along with several beat. It pays tribute to the King while hearkening back to the roots "You and Your Friend" is another strong tune, following more other musicians and a string orchestra conducted in part by of rock 'n roll. A three-minute fade is the song's best part, closely the band's earlier work. George Martin, former producer ofthe Beatles. featuring strong percussion and mellow guitar. Less knowledgeable audiences will enjoy the less serious "Fade to Black" tells a tale of despair with some ofthe album's tracks on the album, and the country flavor further widens the Many of the songs on the album address relationships, spe­ strongest, most biting lyrics. The singer imagines his former album's appeal. Longtime fans of Dire Straits may be disap­ cifically from the viewpoint of a hurt or impatient lover. Several lover's "rampage," and laments, "I wishl'd never been tattooed/ pointed at first, but should warm up to the album after several others are pure satire. or been to hell and back/fade to black." listenings. The same originality that may startle listeners will A country beat can be seen in some of Dire Straits' previous Many ofthe songs on the album seem to follow directly from eventually seduce them into appreciating this fine album.-Jason work, but never as prominently as in this album. Half of its songs songs on Brothers in Arms. "Ride Across the River" and "The Greenwald have a distinctly country sound, reflecting Knopfler's recent Man's Too Strong" form the basis for several of the album's solo work. Last year, he recorded a series of duets with country singer diet Atkins and was a member ofthe Notting Hillbillies, who released an album and toured Britain. After his experience with the Hillbillies, Knopfler is said to Duke University Department of Music have repeated in nearly every interview, "I'm absolutely in love and the with music." 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Hole rape, abortion, drug abuse, and sexual mutila­ 2* Sebadoh Hi PRETTTON THE INSIDE tion with unabashed realism. Ranging from the Caroline Records obvious to the sublime, almost stream of con­ sciousness in some instances, the songs always 3. The Blue Aeroplanes BEATSONGS Yes, the inuendo is intentional. Only one of connect on a very deep emotional plane even if many in an album, Pretty on the Inside, that they might confuse those seeking a definitive grinds it's way through a song list full of all the message. dirt, smut, and sexual perversion that contem­ The album begins with a hard-hitting, pain- 4* Hole" PRETTTY ON THE INSIDE porary society can provide. stricken confession of a "Teen-aged Whore." This is Hole. A predominantly female band Another gem is the techno-acid hybrid, "Sassy" with enough raw guitar power to satisfy any in which Hole breaks new ground by mixing 5. Queen Latifah NATURE OF A SISTA' hardcore/thrash fan. The riffs are complex, clean their hardcore, almost garage band sound with and very musical-- nothing the studio magic of vocal like the boring trash can gui­ overlays. "Good Sister/Bad 6. Tom Waits THE EARLY YEARS tar playing that plaugues so Sister" is well up to par many of today's rough- musically with the rest of edged acts. Behind the ex­ the album, yet the lyrics sug­ 7. Thin White Rope THE RUBY SEA cellent guitar work of Erik gest a sick, incestuous sib­ Erlandson lies a heavy bass ling rivalry. No doubt the line from Jill Emery and song will spark an interpre­ 8. Blur THERE'S NO OTHER WAY Caroline Hue's steady al­ tative debate that rock crit­ most dragging drum beat. ics will discuss for years to All contribute to the band's come. 9* Gus Van Sant, William S. Borroughs MILLIONS OF IMA already twisted sound with­ Pretty on the Inside pro­ out going beyond the vides a non-stop rock and listener's frame of reality. roll ride that takes the lis­ 10. Negativland U2 (CD SINGLE) Vocals on the album tener to the low-point of make it an especially enjoy­ SPECIAL TO R&R human decency; upon ar­ able listen. Courtney Love Hole's new harcore LP. rival, pushing her/him out delivers the band's some­ the door. The audience is times elusive lyrics, the only real flaw of the never spared the gory details, rather they are album, in a striking gnarl full of anger and showered with them. Hole actually believes *WXDUPICKOF THE WEEK frustation directed toward a populace whom that, in the words of Jane's Addiction, "sex is she feels lacks any real concern for feminist violent," and ironically it indeed shocks.-Dcrve issues. DeVito p.m. on WXDU 88. Not an album for the squimish (note a "Pa­ The pick of the week will be played in its rental Advisory" sticker), the lyrics discuss entirity at 11 p.m. tonight on WXDU 88.7 and 90.7 FM.

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Steve Ferrell. acoustic favorites. Ninth Street Bakery. Garden Concert by Duke Wind Symphony. Michael City Slickers. Rated PG 13. Willowdaile. Westside Story. Freewater. Bryan Center Film The­ Durham. Sept. 27. Votta, Jr., conductor. Sarah P. Duke Gardens, Oct. 6, atre. Oct. 3, 6:30 and 9:30 pm. The Commitments. Rated R. Southsquare. 3 pm. UNC Loreleis "Jam Session", a cappella music. The Godfather, Part in. Freewater. Bryan Center Dead Again. Rated R. Carmike, Ram Triple. Playmaker's Theatre. Chapel Hill. Sept.. 27 and 28,8 pm. Film Theatre. Oct. 4,6:30 and 9:30 pm. ' PERFORMING ARTS Deceived. Rated PG-13. Willowdaile. Ram Triple. The Dead Milkmen. Cat's Cradle. 206 W. Franklin Backdraft. Quadflix. Bryan Center Film Theatre. Oct. 5, 7 and 9:30 pm, Oct. 6, 8 pm. St.. Chapel Hill. Sopt. 27. "Hard Times," by Charles Dickens. PlayMakers Rep­ Doc Hollywood. Rated PG-13. Willowdaile. ertory Company. Paul Green Theatre. UNC-Carolina Tevye. Freewater.Bryan Center Film Theatre. Oct. 8, Triangle Jazz Party, eight piece bands to piano duets. Union, Chapel Hill, Sept. 26-Oct. 6, 2 pm and 8 pm. Dying Young. Rated R. Yorktowne. 7 and 9:30 pm. Mission Valley Inn. Raleigh. Sept 27-28. For more For more information, call 962-PLAY. information, call 872-0744. A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Forum. "BigRiver." Raleigh Little Theatre. 301 Pogue Street. Freewater.Bryan Center Film Theatre. Oct. 10,7 and Fred Levine. eclectic acoustic on banjo, guitar and Sept. 26-28, 8 pm. For reservations call, 821-3111. fiddle. Ninth Street Bakery. Durham. Sept. 28. 9:30 pm. "Doin' Things Together". Duko Dance Company. Queen Sarah Saturday, original rock. Under the Ju Dou. Freewater. Bryan Center Film Theatre. Oct. Choreography by Clay Taliaferro, Carol Childs and Street. Broad St., Durham, Sept 27. 11, 7 and 9:30 pm. Barbara Dickenson. Reynolds Theater Bryan Center, Freddy Cole and the Freddy Cole Trio with the Duke Sept. 27-28. 8 pm. The Song Remains the Same. Freewater. Bryan Cen­ Jazz Ensemble. Swing and blues.Bfl/dn'/n Audito­ ter Film Theatre. Oct. 11, 12 midnight. Brigadista. theatre piece about a young woman's rium. Sept. 27, 8 pm. journey to Nicaragua during the 1990 elections. Grant Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves. Quadflix. Bryan Cen- Second Skin and Nikki Meets the Hibachi. 90's Folk Hall. Frank Porter Graham Student Union, UNC- terFilm Theatre. Oct. 12,7 and 9:30 pm, Oct. 13,8 pm. music. Underthe Street. Broad St., Durham. Sept. 28. Chapel Hill. Presented by Larger Than Life Produc­ tions. Oct. 13, 8 pm. Tickets go on sale beginning The Chosen. Freewater. Bryan Center Film Theatre. The Reivers. Cat's Cradle. 206 W. Franklin St., Sept. 30 at the Carolina Union Box Office, 962-1449. Oct. 15, 7 and 9:30 pm. Chapel Hill. Sept. 28. Lhamo Folk Opera of Tibet. Page Auditorim 684- •fri.,',,.„,.?, , All that Jazz. Freewater. Bryan Center Film Theatre. 4444. Oct. 15, 8 pm. SPECIAL TO R&R Oct. 17, 7 and 9:30 pm.

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A boom reverberated and the audience screamed and After an hour and a half of establishing the hollered for more. Then, the moment arrived. The lights went on. beautiful stage lights and the design ofthe beau­ Yes, this moment in time refers to the aftermath, not the tiful new amphitheater as the show's greatest prelude of Sting's Walnut Creek concert Friday night. An hour attributes, Sting left. His encore seemed more a and forty minute performance from a huge star left the audience result of obligation than pure audience excite­ dumbstruck and frustrated, pointlessly searching for an encore. ment. What followed was one song, "Fragile," People reserved large chunks of their salaries for seats and and an appropriate switch to acoustic guitar. waited on line for hours just to catch a night of live performance Then Sting said a quick good night to his loyal and from their idol. Sting gives them an hour and forty minutes and undoubtedly stunned North Carolina fans. Good an average show to boot. To shoot Sting and put him out of his riddance. JAY MANDEL/ THE CHRONICLE middle-aged misery would be too lenient a punishment. He Sting wailing away during his short time on the Walnut Creek stage. should be locked in a room and forced to listen to Debbie Gibson for the rest of his career. Why so harsh an evaluation of a man praised around the world for his savior status in the world of ^VOB^^H^^BWB^H popularmusic? He sucked. People wonder why concert HPRPiln promoters in WE DELIVER the U.S. have •LijUsyEUKlLlijjS spent the last few months la- menting the ON POINTS! pathetic perfor- RP^PVPlifPvlfH rnance of sum­ mer tours. The ••••••••••••I bottom line is, outside of Lollapalooza, people in the pHHHH music industry have not created ^^|jj|>j^y|gg^ a live product worth seeing. Sting serves as a paragon of this concert down­ fall. Sting's solo career has had one impressive quality sustained DELIVERY MENU throughout. 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I even loved Terry Harlin sent the pinnacle of success through desire and diligence, them last year (although I didn't profess my love in large command an enormous (and disproportionate) amount of crowds), when I was continually stunned that such an Of course it is. Taking illicit drugs is deplorable for a respect and admiration from young and old alike. When immense amount of individual talent kept losing so many professional athlete. their transgressions are brought to light but left unpun­ games. Why? ished, a message is sent to their admirers: "You see? What And I loved Otis. As Dave Justice's replacement, Otis What is the commission's purpose for drug related I did can't be so bad if they really didn't do anything to Nixon brought fire to the Atlanta club with his steals and suspensions? Is it to keep the game clean by not allowing me." Steve Howe's comeback after repeated drug viola­ superb fielding. Nixon, along with Ron Gant, is arguably drug addicts to play? If this is the intention, Otis Nixon tions tells young pitchers that doing drugs won't keep you the impetus that put the Braves on top. But last week in should have been suspended forever in 1987. out of baseball. Otis Nixon's story suggests that you can San Francisco, Nixon may have also been the reason for True, but everyone makes mistakes. snort coke as long as you don't get caught doing it three this Cinderella team's somewhat startling losses when In that case, Nixon should have been suspended forever times — but even then not all that much will happen to he, and subsequently the team, were informed of his in July after his second mistake, or now for his third you. And, if you don't play pro sports, you probably won't immediate suspension from baseball for 60 days because mistake. A 60 day suspension means that a couple of be tested every week, so your chances of not getting a Sept. 7 drug test proved positive for cocaine use. years from now when Nixon is playing again (likely, not caught are even better. Coming in the Atlanta clubhouse's direst hour of need, with the Braves), most baseball fans will remember that While I don't mean to belittle the tremendous personal this untimely suspension has shocked fans as well as he was caught for doing coke, but few will remember the ordeal that Nixon is facing, the commission should ac­ players, who claim no knowledge of Nixon's current in­ suspension. In other words, though it may not be com­ knowledge the impact that his return to baseball will volvement in drugs. The positive test results must also pletely true, Nixon will be remembered as having gotten have on the effort to deter potential users from trying surprise baseball commissioner Fay Vincent, who re­ away with it. drugs while involved in the sport. Vincent should also frained from suspending Nixon after positive results from On the other hand, if the commission's purpose is to recognize the effects Nixon's return would have on fans, a drug test on July 13. Both tests were part of a periodic prevent illegal activities from occurring among players, like the 10 year-old admirer who told an Atlanta newspa­ series of over 260 tests conducted since Nixon's arrest for the simple solution would have been to turn Nixon over to per that he didn't think what Nixon did was all that bad. cocaine use while with the Cleveland Indians in 1987. the authorities. Some fans may consider this to be adding "He should be only be suspended for two or three games." Because he was admitted to a rehab center, Nixon was not further injury to injury. However, one must be appalled Maybe a lifetime suspension for Nixon would suggest to suspended from the game at that time. that celebrities, like Nixon, or Lonnie Smith, who used our young friend that taking cocaine "is" all that bad. On top of our shock over the entire incident, we may feel drugs when with the Cardinals, or Steve Howe of the I loved Otis. a little angry regarding the suspension. Not because of its Yankees, or steroid king Lyle Alzado or even ex-Beatle effects on the remainder of the baseball season or the Paul McCartney, never seem to serve time in jail for any And I still love the Braves. Their's is the Cinderella consequences for Otis, but rather that in attempting to of their crimes. story. They are the team that went from worst to first. get a clear view ofthe big picture, we find much difficulty Again, the word is "crimes." We feel little sorrow for the Although Otis Nixon helped them start the fire, he almost in comprehending the motives for the suspension and for chump on the 11 o'clock news who gets busted. But for put it out. Atlanta will be better off without him, as they the length of the suspension. those individuals who have endeared themselves to us, capture the pennant for the first time since Steve Avery Why was Otis Nixon suspended from baseball? whether we personally know them or not, we tend to see was born. Because he was taking cocaine. such actions as "mistakes" rather than "crimes." We must Some say that the Braves have been living a fairy tale. Is taking cocaine a reprehensible action for a baseball remind ourselves that a drug offense by a celebrity is as But don't all fairy tales have happy endings? player? much a crime as if it were committed by heinous killer. Terry Harlin is a Trinity junior. If Bush leaves Barbara for Ivana, Democrats have hope

The field of possible Democratic presidential candi­ weightier chance, especially if the Republicans lose their dates hasn't been this discombobulated since it took 103 • Commentary marbles and nominate Quayle. ballots at the 1924 convention to nominate John W. Davis. Yes, and no doubt what the pols call other hopeful This was the same John W. Davis, who, with his Bill Tammeus scenarios, meaning amazingly intricate Rube Goldbergian running mate Charles W. Bryan, (the Democrats that possibilities, suggest themselves to the Democrats in the year were big on guys with the middle initial W, which did race. This happens in a way indistinguishable from how not stand for winner) attracted not quite 29 percent ofthe Here's a fair question: Just the idea of winning a state lottery implants itself in the popular vote against Calvin Coolidge and who never came minds of millions of people each day. up for air again. The Democrats' 28.8 percent popular vote because almost every political But the more I think about the 1992 race the less sense total in 1924, however, hid the fact that they got only 6.8 pundit in America thinks Bush it makes to use precious space — and your time — percent in Minnesota, 7 percent in North Dakota, 8.1 in analyzing each Democratic candidate. Wisconsin and 8.2 in California. is unbeatable, is it fair to con­ Even third-party candidate Robert M. LaFollette (whose clude no Democrat has a That would be like writing about the upcoming World brother Ziegfeld ran the LaFollies) beat the Davis ticket Series by focusing on the Cleveland Indians, who were in a dozen states. Which meant Davis was even less chance? mathematically eliminated from the pennant race by last popular nationwide in 1924 (by almost 10 percentage Easter. points, in fact) than George McGovern was in 1972. Bill Tammeus is a columnist for The Kansas City Star. This year, by contrast, the Democrats seem to have not and reward them with the nomination in 1996, when His column was distributed by The New York Times News just one John W. Davis but half a dozen or so. And it's time conventional wisdom says they'll have a considerably Service. to ponder these Davis Wannabees to see which of them might break out ofthe pack in time to get nuked by George H. W. Bush. So I'll take a brief look at each of them for you. But wait. Here's a fair question: Just because almost every political pundit in America thinks Bush is unbeat­ able, is it fair to conclude no Democrat has a chance? Yes. But, of course, that conclusion is valid only if the election were held tomorrow. Or the next day. If you get much further than two days into the murky future you allow for all kinds of now-unimaginable possibilities that could change things utterly. Well, maybe such possibilities are not altogether un­ imaginable. I myself can imagine a few — and will, too. Suppose, for instance, George Bush dumps Dan Quayle from the ticket and chooses Pee-wee Herman? (OK, that's not a good example because most voters might consider such a move an improvement.) But suppose the president divorces Barbara and starts cohabitating with Ivana Trump or a pack of rabid wea­ sels? Or what if he goes on TV and says Saddam Hussein has been punished enough and the only way to get on with his administration is to issue a full and unconditional pardon to him, along with rights to a Gulfgate TV movie in which Rip Torn would play the Iraqi leader? Well, you can see the potential for GOP disaster here. And, given the fast — almost aerobic — pace of history nowadays, only a fool would deny such a debacle is possible, and maybe even likely. That hope, of course, is what encourages the Democrats who now are elbowing each other around. Well, that hope plus blind ambition and the notion that if they spill their blood in 1992 the party will remember the price they paid PAGE 8 THE CHRONICLE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1991 Comics

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Please call Kristin "sing"le. I'll miss the soccer-playing dents. Not traditional psychotherapy, ed service fraternity at its last informa­ Cleaning. Own car, non-smoker. Good at 286-3809 if you have them. Thanks. half of our duet this weekend. this is a time-limited, task-oriented, tion meeting tonight at 7:30p.m. in PANHEL pay. Southsquare area. References. 490- problem-solving support group. New House D commons. Scholarship forms are available outside 6617 or 490-5230. TRACY P. Happy 21st Birthday. Wild group begins week of Oct. 7. For more Personals office door 'till Oct. 4th. Due Oct. 4th Woman. Have fun, cause trouble, don't information call 489-6087. RIDE ON and announced Oct. 7th. sleep, revel in your new age (although to a follow up organizational meeting of Roommate Wanted MAIL BOXES ETC: Typhg service pa­ you're not doing anything different, CLASS OF 1992 the Duke Cycling Club. Wednesday, WANNA SWIM? pers/resumes; UPS packaging/ship­ are you?) 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No refunds or cancellations after first insertion deadline. J See page 10 • PAGE 10 THE CHRONICLE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1991 Body removed from Austrian glacier is 4,000 years old Associated Press Innsbruck, capital of Tyrol province, were trying to find The body was flown by helicopter from its mountain INNSBRUCK, Austria - A man whose 4,000-year-old out what caused an apparent wound at the back of the grave to the institute's lab earlier this week, and re­ mummified body was discovered on a glacier's edge wore man's head and to determine whether he was killed. searchers flew back to the site on Wednesday to begin a tattoos, dressed in leather and packed a knife, scientists Scientists also wonder what prompted the man to detailed archaeological search, Spindler said. said Wednesday. venture that high into the mountains, because mountain­ Werner Platzer, the head of the Anatomy Institute of Researchers called the Sept. 19 find by hikers an eering is a fairly recent human pursuit. Innsbruck University, said the body had been treated archaeological sensation, and said it could offer a rare There was speculation he was looking for ore deposits, with chemicals for preservation and placed in a refriger­ glimpse into life in the Bronze Age, a time when men ate or — because of the ax and the knife found with him — ated room where the temperature is minus 6 degrees meat and stone-ground meal, judging from the mummy's that he was a hunter seeking game. Celsius, the temperature inside the Similaun glacier. chiseled teeth. 'We are absolutely sure this body is 4,000 years old, said Konrad Spindler of the University of Innsbruck's Insti­ tute for Pre-and Early History. United Nations inspectors closer to From an examination of the body and implements found with it, scholars dated the "Iceman from the Similaun" — so named by Austrian newspapers for the being released from Iraqi detention glacier where he was found — to the early Bronze Age, roughly 2,000 B.C. in the Alps, he said. Spindler said the mummy was the oldest found in • IRAQI HISTAGES from page 2 merely gave him "a familiar restatement of Iraq's posi­ Europe, but his claim couldn't be immediately confirmed. study it more carefully." tion," saying the inspectors are spies and saboteurs and Bodies up to 2,000 years old have been found encased in He stressed that only a preliminary translation has have no right to the documents they have taken. the peat bogs of central England. been made so far ofthe Arabic text. But he added, "It does Officials said the Iraqi foreign minister implied that the Spindler said a flint stone, pieces of leather and fur not look negative. The first impression is a good one." inspectors could go free as soon as they hand over the clothing, and shoes, were found with the corpse and Another involved official said the letter "opens the way copies of the documents they are holding, which include apparently were carried by the man, who may have died for an honorable exit for the inspectors with their docu­ personnel records of scientists working on Iraq's nuclear in an accident or been slain. ments." program and information about overseas purchases of Hikers in the Tyrolean mountains in Western Austria The apparent change of Iraqi heart came the day after material and equipment. near the Italian border stumbled across the remarkably Iraq resolved another dispute with the Security Council The foreign minister said that if the United Nations well-preserved man sticking out of the glacier at about by agreeing to let its inspectors fly helicopters around the removed copies of these personnel files he believed the 10,000 feet and notified local police. country without restriction. Iraqi scientists concerned would "be assassinated by Spindler said the man appeared to be between 20 and Iraq's decision to give way on the inspectors appeared Israeli intelligence," Perez de Cuellar said. 40 years old and was "a good mountain climber." He wore equally sudden and unexpected. Meanwhile, United Nations officials here as well as at winter clothing of leather and fur stuffed with hay at the Only Wednesday morning United Nations Secretary the International Atomic Energy Agency in Vienna are in time of his death, he said. General Javier Perez de Cuellar called in Iraq's foreign hourly contact with the trapped inspectors via a satellite Colored tatoos are visible on the corpse's skin, in the minister, Ahmed Hussein, to ask that the inspectors be telephone. form of crosses and lines, but their meaning was not set free immediately as the Security Council demanded in The inspectors can also make calls to their families immediately clear. a strongly worded statement issued Tuesday night. from the buses on this phone and may answer media But the words did not produce immediate results. The requests for interviews if they wish by calling journalists The corpse's teeth, many of which are still in place, are secretary general reported that the Foreign Minister who leave their number with United Nations officials. worn down, typical of a time when people lived mostly on a diet of meat and stone-ground meal, which often had tiny bits of stone mixed in, Spindler said. Mixed opinions on Gates continue Spindler claimed the mummy would allow researchers for the first time to "form an exact picture of life in the early Bronze time." as Senate hearings come to an end Scientists could study the stomach's contents and other organisms on the body, he said. amount to a covert operation. But scientists say many questions may never be an­ • GATES from page 5 swered. Committee Chairman David Boren, D-Okla., has been "At most what we're involved in is a rather theological discussion," Boren said of the private session with CIA It is unclear how the man died. Researchers in strongly supportive of Gates, and committee Democrat Alan Cranston of California said he was "presently in­ clandestine service director Thomas Twetten, General Counsel Elizabeth Rindskopf and Inspector General Fred • From page 9 clined to vote for Gates" as well. Hitz. "It's hard to make the case that there's any illegality "Ken" RIDLEY In Wednesday's closed-door session, Sen. Bill Bradley, there." COACH SYNCHRO? Congratulations on finishingyourwork! D-N.J., pursued the question of Gates' role in U.S. aid to Organizational meeting for Nereidians, Here's to: Engineering parties: "prize" Iraq from 1984 to 1987, including providing intelligence Boren did say, however, that the aid to Iraq amounted Synchronized Swimming, Sun. 2:30 fights; Michael Bolton emotions: and other help that gave Baghdad a tactical advantage in to a "significant intelligence activity" under the law. p.m. Aquatics Center behind Card Gym. Double rainbows on 1-85; White Anyone interested in coaching and/or Zinfandel with the Lassiters; blue or its war with Iran. Bradley said later that he was "still concerned about swimming please attend or call Terri red towels: sweet-smelling stuff; Bradley contends that the aid amounted to an unautho­ whether Gates was involved with belated and incomplete at 383-7789. 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Atlanta in 1 hr.; Violent Femmes at the tops of our lungs; talks with my brother who spoke only on condition of anonymity, and was Gayle Shitnokura 'til 4 a.m.; Mary's "Unforgettable- escalated in 1986, when Gates was the No. 2 official at the A panel of current and former analysts was called to Well, it's your lucky day. There you are wedding; the John Walker "barbeque"; CIA. It included targeting data for Iranian military and testify privately on whether the nominee, as some have on the bus to West reading the the hammock; smuggling Molly in at Chronicle, and you see your name. the beach; 80 7 Baker St.; Jean Claude economic pressure points, and line drawings made from alleged, suppressed dissenting views and slanted intelli­ Okay. It's not exactly the front page, whatshisname; shagging on the track U.S. spy satellite photos. gence to suit the desires of political policymakers. but 1 told you to take those hostages July 4th; "bouncing around" as loud But Boren dismissed the issue as irrelevant to Gates' Meanwhile, a nationwide poll conducted Sept. 19 for afterall. Your ransom could have been as we can; the roommates - Cathy, front page coverage, an environment Sara, and G-Pop; Bryan Adams; and confirmation, and further said "I agree totally" with the Cable News Network found that Americans overwhelm­ untainted by the bad habits of hu­ staying "at home" every now and then. CIA's assertion that the aid was given as part of a routine ingly believe Gates knows more than he has admitted mans, a free Sunday morning bagel - WE LOVE YOU! - your Mattel chic and "liaison relationship" with Iraqi intelligence and did not about the Iran-Contra affair. -and now you know who wrote this! Molly. P.S. Are you surprised? 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Kreis is one of several freshmen whose impact on the Wesleyan drops to 1-7. program has been tremendous. The goal, his second on The scoring started at 22:57 when midfielder Clint the season, ties him with fellow freshman Richie Dunn at Carnell sent a crossing pass to forward Chris Yankee. third place in scoring, behind Carnell and Yankee. Yankee's "shot hit the left post and went in for a 1-0 lead. The Blue Devils rounded out the scoring at 79:30 ofthe The Blue Devils didn't wait long to do it again. Twenty- second half when C.T. Henry centered a ball into traffic two seconds later, Carnell got his eleventh assist of the five yards out ofthe Wesleyan goal. A.J. Siebeneck slid in season when he fed Yankee for a breakaway goal. Yankee's and rifled the ball into the goal for the final tally. shot beat the Wesleyan goalie to the low left post for a 2- It was Siebeneck's third goal ofthe season and Henry's 0 Duke lead. first assist. With his two assists Wednesday, Carnell raised his Due to swamp-like conditions in the soccer stadium, the point total to 19 on the season, and is playing some ofthe game was played on the turf fields with a very noticeable best soccer in his Duke career. difference. Several times, due to huge puddles, the ball "We've got more guys who are capable of doing things literally stopped as players shot past it. [this year], and he's been getting the ball more often in Near the end ofthe game C.T. Henry was robbed of a situations where he can take players on and go to goal," goal when his shot was slowed by a puddle enough so a said head coach John Rennie. 'The last couple of years, he Wesleyan defender could clear it. On a dry day, Henry has had been getting served the ball with his back to the goal his first goal of the season. and having defenders hit him a lot. This year the ball Coach Rennie made several changes in the lineup, movement is a lot better. The offense is a lot more starting Henry, senior back Noble Hendrix and freshman consistent." back Brian Crane for the first time this year. Scott Wesleyan's offense sputtered the entire game, finally Hargrove, Richie Dunn and, most notably, George Dunn getting the ball into Duke territory around the 10:00 were all given the night off to rest injuries. It was the first mark ofthe first half. The Battling Bishops fired a mere game that the elder Dunn has ever missed at Duke. three shots, only one of them coming close. The Blue Devils next travel to Rutgers to play the Junior forward Chris Yankee scored two goals A header by Wesleyan's Chad Garbrandt went just Scarlet Knights, who are ranked second by Soccer America. seconds to lead Duke over UNC-Wesleyan. Motivations for including NBA players in Olmpics impure

The scene generally occurs once each year. Krzyzewski said, referring to the United States' recent Patrick Ewing rips down a rebound and outlets to Matthew Haies finishes in the Seoul Olympics (bronze) and in the last two Scottie Pippen. Pippen shakes and bakes at halfcourt, Pan Am Games (silver and bronze, respectively). leaving two defenders in his wake and throws a crisp within a one-mile radius of Indianapolis' Market Square On the surface, it would appear that using NBA players bounce pass to Larry Bird. Bird, passing up an open shot, Arena. Schmidt was and is an example of a professional is indeed about winning that gold medal which has been selflessly makes a no-look, one-touch pass to Michael "amateur," having played in international competitions so elusive for the last several years. Before 1988, the Jordan. Jordan takes off from the foul line, soaring grace­ since 1978, while at the same time earning over $200,000 Americans had lost only one game in the history of fully through the air, and throws down a thunderous a year playing in the Italian League. Olympic basketball. That was a one-point defeat at the tomahawk jam. Professionals? No professionals here. hands ofthe Soviets in Munich in 1972 which was tainted Usually the opposition responds by giving the ball to In the 1988 Seoul Olympics, the United States lost in by a highly controversial ending in which the final three Magic Johnson and letting him decide whether his assist the semifinals to a Soviet team anchored in the middle by seconds were replayed. will go to David Robinson, Karl Malone or Chris Mullin. 7-3 Arvidas Sabonis. Sabonis, who had been drafted by The point is that for most ofthe Olympic era, the U.S. No bad choices there. the Portland Trailblazers in pre-glasnost 1986, was yet was totally dominant, and the rest ofthe world played for It is the NBA All-Star Game, the meeting ofthe best of another in a long line of Olympic heroes with dubious second place. Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, the East and their Western counterparts. The action goes amateur standing. one could count on the Americans bringing home basket­ back and forth for 48 minutes, and it is highly entertain­ Professionals? No professionals here. ball gold. ing. The game is fast-paced, and the teams are generally Why should amateurism, or the lack thereof, even be a All that changed in the eighties. Basketball boomed well-matched. concern anyway? Track and field has allowed athletes to around the world, and with this growing expansion it Think ofthe possibilities inherent in combing the two compete without a false guise for years. Carl Lewis, Ben soon became obvcious that the United States' amateurs squads into one giant basketball tour de force. It would be Johnson, Florence Griffith-Joyner all had been paid prior would never dominate as they once did, especially with the greatest team ever assembled, a veritable "Dream to the last Olympic Games. Professional tennis players professional amateurs playing for other countries. Team." were allowed to play in Seoul as well. Why should basket­ Schmidt summed up what the basketball world was Last Saturday, that possibility became a reality. And it ball be any different? thinking when he said, "We know who is the best... but was bad. Well, for one reason, name one collegiate tennis player after [the 1987] Pan Ams, we also know this: We can beat United States Basketball officially announced what or sprinter or pole vaulter (those at Duke don't count). You America. It has happened. It can happen again." had been apparent for some time: that NBA players would can't. Attendence wouldn't suffer if the men's basketball What was so disheartening about the loss to Brazil was constitute the vast majority ofthe 12-man Olympic squad. team consisted entirely of collegians such as Shaquille that there was no fluke, as there had been in 1972, and the Ten players were named to the team Sunday, and all O'Neal, Christian Laettner, Jim Jackson, et al. Basket­ game was right smack in the heartland of America. accepted their invitation: Ewing, Pippen, Bird, Jordan, ball sells out (arenas, that is). Try putting on the Olympic Yes, it would certainly seem as if the United States Johnson, Robinson, Malone, Mullin, Charles Barkley and 100-meter dash without Lewis and Leroy Burrell. How were trying to regain its lost dominance of international John Stockton all will don red, white and blue in Barcelona many Barcelonans are going to watch Joe Amateur Run­ basketball. But, in the words of New York Knicks presi­ in 1992. Two more players, at least one of them collegiate, ner? dent David Checketts, "There is definitely more than will be named to the team later. The FIBA ruling, in the words of USA Basketball what meets the eye." This decision to use professionals was not (on the committee member and Olympic assistant coach Mike For years, the NBA has had its eyes on expansion surface) originally made by USA Basketball. In 1989, the Krzyzewski, allows international basketball to "get away overseas. Basketball is the fastest growing sport in the International Basketball Federation (FIBA), the govern­ from the hypocrisy" that the guise of amateur competition world and could, in a few years, even surpass soccer as the ing body of the sport internationally, allowed for "open lent to the games. world's most popular sport, according to Checketts. Move­ competition" in the Olympic Games, thus opening the Athletes have been "getting paid and participating" all ment into the international market is the next logical step doors for professional players. along, as Krzyzewski rightly pointed out, thus rendering for the NBA to take, especially now since foreign players One may argue that these doors have always been open, false the amateur label of past competitions. Couldn't such as Vlade Divac, Akeem Olajuwon and Drazen Petrovic or at least somewhat ajar. There have been many athletes something better have been done about it, however? play for NBA teams. in past Olympics who have been amateurs in name only. Instead of taking the easy way out by allowing profes­ "International players joining the league," Checketts The Soviet Union's hockey team is a consummate ex­ sionals to participate (effectively shutting true amateurs said, has created special interest in the players' native ample of this "amateurization" process. Take your best out), couldn't FIBA have attempted to create a method of countries. This interest is not limited merely to those hockey players, give them what amounts to honorary determining who is and who is not an amateur? Why not countries either, as NBA games are televised in 80 coun­ military titles, and call their "amateur" team the Central push for true amateurism, thus approaching the original tries worldwide. Red Army. purpose ofthe Olympics? "The NBA," Checketts said, "is . . . poised for an Professionals? No professionals here. Perhaps because the Olympics are not about amateur international explosion." Basketball has been equally spurious in its keeping of athletics, as Krzyzewski opinionated, saying that the The NBA has been playing overseas for the last several the amateur flame. When Brazil surprised the United point is to "have the best athletes in the world compete." years, sending one team to participate in Europe's States in the Pan American Games in 1987, the loss Or is it because collegiate players wouldn't be able to McDonald's Open tournament and last year holding two essentially ended the American's dominance of interna­ dominate as NBA players are expected to do? There would regular-season games in Japan. These were experiments, tional basketball. The Brazilians were led in that contest be no guarantee of a gold medal. of sorts, testing the international waters with overwhelm- by Oscar Schmidt, who sank jumpers from every point "It has nothing to do with coming in second or third," See HAIES on page 12 • PAGE 12 THE CHRONICLE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1991 Is global NBA expansion hidden cause of Olympic change?

• HAIES from page 11 ues. "This will also enable us to market the NBA more This script is extremely troubling. FIBA's ruling in ingly positive results. The time is now ripe for expansion. strongly around the world as well." 1989 keeps USA Basketball and the NBA out of the "We've milked this domestic thing to death," Checketts Stankovic agrees to Stern's proposal, and the next year, spotlight, away from any potential blame. Meanwhile, said. "Where do we go from here? The sexiest answer to after all of the Olympic furor has died down, announces media coverage ofthe Olympic "Dream Team" has given this is, 'We're going to take the game international."' FIB A's decision to allow professionals to participate in the Stern all the free publicity a man could ask for, and the NBA commissioner David Stern is perhaps the keenest Barcelona games. Olympics are still a year away. man in all of professional sports, at least when it comes to Does this backroom wheeling-dealing scenario sound a Krzyzewski was right. It's not about gold. business and marketing his product. He nearly single- little far-fetched? Not really, according to Checketts. It's all about green. handedly (with some help from two men named Magic "David [Stern]'s first meeting with FIBA was five years Matthew Haies is a Trinity sophomore and an assistant and Larry) turned the NBA from a fledgling odd-man-out ago, and he's been working behind the scenes with them sports editor ofthe Chronicle. into the booming, multi-billion dollar league that it is ever since," he said. today. Stern has long recognized the prospect of NBA expansion and the possibilities inherent in it. The NBA is officially a member of USA Basketball. USA Basketball is officially a member of FIBA. Seemingly, all Tennis teams start strong at Clay Courts interaction between FIBA and the NBA would go through USA Basketball. That, however, is not the case. From staff reports Michigan that was suspended with Hall leading 6-4,5-4. "The NBA is exerting a tremendous influence of FIBA," Men's and Women's Tennis: It is shaping up to be a If Hall goes on to win, he will be through to weekend play. said Checketts, formerly, vice-president for development very successful weekend for both the men's and women's Geoff Grant is also only a suspended match away from of the NBA. "FIBA is dealing [directly] with the NBA. tennis teams as they compete in the ITCA National the main draw. Grant defeated Kevin Smith of Pacific (6- That's how the whole agreement was structured." Intercollegiate Clay Court Championship in Wilmington. 3,6-4) and then started the first set with Fredrik Perman Agreement? What agreement? The Clay Court Championship is the first leg of the of Miami before the rains came. Imagine this scene. Several years ago, commissioner Intercollegiate Grand Slam and attracts many ofthe top Women's Soccer: The women's soccer game Wednes­ Stern is meeting with the head of FIBA, Borislav Stankovic. collegians in the country. day afternoon at Davidson was cancelled due to rain and Stern informs Stankovic of his desire to market the NBA In qualifying going on this week, the Duke women are is presently not scheduled to be made up. globally and eventually to expand overseas. Stankovic, looking to add Susan Sommerville to the 32-person main seeing before him a man who had worked wonders with draw already including Blue Devils Julie Exum and the NBA, realizes that FIBA desperately needs Stern's Christine Neuman. Toda! input. He tells the commissioner that he will do every­ Exum, the defending champion, received a bye through thing in his capacity to help. qualifying and is seeded second in the main draw. Women The two men remain in close contact for a year or two, Neuman, finished her qualifying Wednesday with vic­ 3:00 p. and then the unthinkable happens. After losing in the tories over Katlain Darvas from Campbell (6-3, 6-2) and Pan Am Games the previous year, the United States Stacey Bullman of Oklahoma (6-2, 6-0). Bullman is cur­ Fri* basketball team loses in the semifinals of the Seoul rently 59th in the Volvo-ICTA rankings. Olympics. Sommerville is one victory away from the main draw Stern senses an opportunity and calls Stankovic with after defeating Aleksandra Cvetkovic of Cambell (6-4,6- Voileybe mm, an idea: "Allow the United States to use NBA players in 4) on Wednesday. She will face Karolina Julkiewiecz of 7:30 p. the next Olympics," Stern tells Stankovic. Stern realizes Clemson in a rain make-up Thursday morning. that the inclusion of NBA players would appear to be in The Duke men have a great shot at placing two Blue Women response to the United States' loss in Seoul, shifting Devils in the main draw. David Hall, who spent three attention away from the actual impetus, eventual NBA hours in the hospital after receiving intravenous fluids for expansion. dehydration, recovered to defeat Bryan Jones of North Satu "Professionals have been playing for years anyway, and Carolina (0-6, 6-4, 7-5) on Wednesday. this will make you appear fair and uniform," Stern contin­ Hall than began a match with Mitch Rubenstein of PoOtbal Last year, THEY'RE COMING AAA Travel Agency issued over 3,000,000 airline tickets. Did you get one?

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