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Hoping students will muster up Escape lo more school spirit, this vear's Homecoming costs have been reduced in order to promote greater greek and Paradise organizational participation, said H I M I • I. « i » Homecoming Executive Committee (hair Kate Krueger. "In the past, we've gotten feedback that Homecoming is too expensive," Women, said Krueger. As a result, prices and requirements for this vears Homecoming have changed, she said. men vie To participate in Homecoming, 3 least 40 percent ot the organizations roster has to purchase a $5 I shirt, and at least N) percent of the for titles has to buy a ticket to the Hornet timing Ball, said Kruegc lo make Saturdav's Ball at Eden Roc By Victoria Corbett cki.i THE TRAINER: Kenny K^lly was under ryrimaa&urt. aft qarne, nnri inii irwl his right <~hot lifter anr Retort umi Beach financial burden, the ticket prices In this week's Miss and Mr were reduced to IK) I person an Universit" of Miami pageants, mtt By Jonathan Santucci a couple I M will reign supreme in seriousness, Krueger sard that manv members two are not even comparable!' Last year the Hurricane turned ever the ball five nl organizations, in order to fulfill said Richard Walker, director of times to Virginia lech, hut ii wasn't until overtime that requirements, are saving monev b\ Student 1 ite and executive director of the Hokies were ahle to put the game 33* buvrng tickets as 0OH| the Miss I'M pageant There aren't No overtime was needed Saturdav Krueger admits to losing revenue am rules and regulations lor Mr I'M 1'he (anes turned t met the hall six times I three turn bv making the tickets so affordable. other than the ones set by the MM and three interceptions! and the Hokies made the Were lucky to break even," said Homecoming Committee." most ol their chances en route lo pounding I'M,43-10. Krueger. Not onlv will Miss I'M receive I Battered "It was a disappointing loss,"Hurrk anes head coach Some greek organizations partici­ $1,000 scholarship, she will also he > said succinctly. "But we have to put it pating m Homecoming activities automatically qualified tor the Miss behind us." thev have heen saving money. Honda pageant. Defensive hacks Ike Charlton and Anthony Midget 'We've been selling ads for T-shirts Mr I'M gets a M0 gift certificate to each made big plavs tor the Virginia ic\ h detense. while and floats," said Brian Kushner, presi Hooters and a 23 inch color IV in Blacksburg the ( anes were without the services ot quarterback dent ol fan Beta Tau fraternitv Ihe winner ot Miss I'M receives | Kennv kellv tor most thi game fraternities and sororities usuallv possible 710 points for her organi/a (.harlton recovered three t anes tumbles and have money set aside tor Hon competing in Homecoming The returned mu tor a touchdown and Midget intercepted Homecoming, said )uhe Upper, a winner ot Mr. I M receives mii "It 5 going to be a good game, but do we think we can win? three passes Iwenty- tour ol the Hokies' points came as number of Delta Gamma sorontv points Yeah, I think we can win." I result ot those turnovers fraternities and sororities, such as Miss I'M is tonight at X p.m at ik' (anes had an earh 10 0 lead in the first quarter Zeta Beta Tau and Delta Gamma, sav Gutman (oncert Hall vlmissmn is $5 Nate Webster, Hurricane Linebacker alter a 27 vard field goal h\ And) (rosland and a thev believe Homecoming provides an with a ( MM < ard and SH) tor general seven vard touchdown pass trom Kellv to receivei Opportunity lor an unknown organi admission Andre King /.ation to debut into the I'niversitv ot Mr I'M is Wednesdav. 7J0 p.m.. at See CANES • Page 6 See COSTS • Page 2 See PAGEANTS • Page 2 Sorority event winner dubbed 'Man of Millennium'

By Beth Neumann contestants darcia said he had planned Rogers said monev was laised tor the an evening at the movies ffmm Hfmm I ft) parts of the evening onlv M hour before the Inundation trom the $100 contestant entry According to Rogers, the sorority raised i senior Mannv dare ia and thel vstic evenl, but save advantages with the win. fee. over $1,000 toward finding a cure tor cystic sis inundation were winners at the It feels awesome Alpha Sigma Phi and Uso, students placed monev m milk tugs fibrosis. annual Deepher Dudes, Delta Phi Delta Phi Epsilon go wav back This iust representing each participant that wen "The night was ama/ing and the monev i sorontv s combination male beau adds another chapter to oui relationship'' placed in the I'niversitv ( enter Bretveway we made was phenomenal,-' she said giant for fraternity members and darcia said during the week I he amount ot monev in first runner up was sophomore Omar philanthropv event, held Thursdav night at However the real winner td the evening, each iug was u inverted into points toward Babun of Sigma Epsilon Phi and second tfie Rat hskell.i according to sophomore Kate Rogers, Delta the contestant's total. runner-up was to )ohn . ourtnev d Alpha representing Alpha Sigma Phi. Phi fpsilon philanthropv chair and the During the pageant, members ot Delta Epsilon Pi. JORGE GALVEZ ' was iljri&'d 'Man of the Millennium" atn i evening's coordinator was the (vstic Phi Epsilon were MM tinned ott to the high NICE TRY: Zeta Beta Tau s entry, Jon Gelber, two hour's i >t competition against five othei fibrosis Foundation est bidder tor dinner dates. CM washes or See DUDES • Page 3 shown during the talent section, did not place.

• Graduate University Center Current • Sharing college sion will be held on Tuesday • Sexuality the group is open to all sexual • Pre-med dents are invited to attend, but research by Graduate students November 30, at 5 30 p m in minority students, but espe members of AMSA must have research presented will be highlighted Students experiences the Office of Admission locat­ support group cialty helps those who may not elections held pad the local annual dues in The Fourth Annual Graduate may participate in the forum's The Office of Admission is ed in room 132 of the Ashe In collaboration with the feel comfortable with coming Guest speakers from the NOVA order to vote The organization Research and Creativity Forum, nine categories, including offering students the chance to Building According to the University's Counseling Center. to GLBC's meetings School of Osteopathic Medicine is also working with Alpha hosted by the University's Physical Sciences Natural and return to their high schools office, Hometown High is a the Gay Lesbian. Bisexual Attendants are prescreened to will be m attendance at the Epsilon Delta MAPS and the Graduate School and Graduate Life Sciences Social Sciences, during holiday break and share great informal way for students Community offers students a ensure that their intentions are American Medical Student Micro Club for Wacky Olympics Student Association, will be Communication. Humanities, expen to volunteer their time wnile confidential support group to cwrect. and the support group Association Premed Elections, 1999 to be held Sunday, held on Thursday. November Marine Science Engineering, ences with students and coon visiting their high school discuss issues regarding their is facilitated by a Counseling held Monday, November 29. at November 21 on the 18, trom 11 am to 3 pm in Fine Arts, and Architecture selors through the Hometown sexuality or coming out experi­ Center member 7 pm. m the University Center, intramural Field the International Lounge of the High program A training ses­ ences According to the GLBC. —soom 245 AH pm-heatth stu- T 1 1 2 Turn •day. November 1tt, 1999 NEWS Thi lliiimi lliirrii iim

im s r Hurricane Productions: The Cultural Arts Committee is looking Escape to for creative, outgoing members It you are Interested in the opportuni­ HOMECOMING ty to get involved through the arts on campus, call 305-284-6399 for more information a host of traditions AED, AMSA, MAPS and Micro Club: Paradise AED. AMSA. MAPS and Micro Club HOMECOMING I 9 99 invite aN pre-health students to sign­ up for WScky Olympics 1999. to be held Sunday, November 21. from 10 am. to 4 p.m on the Intramural Reid E-mail umpremeddyahoo com or caH 305-284-6422 If interested Iron Arrow Council of International Students and Organizations: Applications tor the 35th Annual International Week committees and co-chair are available in the COISO office. University Center room 213. For to tap new more information, call Cory Cain at 305-284-3548

AWARE: World AIDS Day is December 1 A candlelight vigil will members be held at 7 pm at the Rock A movie By Becky Clero IRON ARROW: wi be shown at 8 p m in the Humcane Staff Writer UM's HIGHEST International Lounge An information HONOR' Mr m be hekl on the University Iron Arrow, the oldest honor sou 1962: Iron Arrow's Center Patio that afternoon AWARE is ety and considered the highest honor "Founding Nine" looking for AIDS/HIV-related poetry to attainable at the University of first meets Dale C Clarke. Robort Fink. be read at the vigil tf interested, call Miami, will tap its new initiates 305 446-3878 Harry Gray Francis Thursday. Spencer The society was established a Houghtaling Information Technology: Norman Ted month after UM was founded in Information Technology is offering Kennedy. John C free computer classes to all 1926, said Johann Ali, Iron Arrow McGuire, Gavin S chief. Millar. Howard University of Miami students, facul­ Southgate, Leonard ty and staff Topics include begin­ It vvas founded in order to "pro M Tuttle and ning and advanced HTML. Java mote the living and written tradi­ Clarke B Wilson script, Adobe PageMaker an intro­ tions ofthe University," he said. Dr Bowman Foster duction to the Internet and an intro­ Ashe, UM's first The initiation ritual is a full day president, is named duction to UMSIS A full description ceremony that includes drum beat­ the society's first of the classes is on the Web at ing and a full-night vigil. sponsor www miami edu/it/as/classes KATIE WAMELESS / - -lumcane Staff "The beating of the drum and the 1962: Ashe dies. OPENING OAY: University President Edward T. Foote ll addresses members of the UM community who initiation rights arc based on UM's second presi­ Orals K Men-atonal: Circle K. an turned out for Homecoming Opening Ceremonies Friday on the University Center Patio, with members dent, Jay F W Seminole and Miccosukee tradi­ international service organization, ofthe Homecoming Executive Committee and an inflatable Sebastian behind him. Pearson, becomes meets Wednesdays in Universily tions," said Ali. "It's similar to the ini­ the tribe's new sponsor Center Ramingo Ballroom B For more tiation of young members of the information call 305-689-2659 tribe into adulthood" 1987: Iron Arrow helps unveil statue The ritual is a call to the UM cam­ of Ashe WVUM: WVUM is looking for a new pus that signifies that particular day 1966: UM's new visual identity as a part of Redesign Participants say ifs worth it of tapping and the link between I'M, president, Henry 99 They are accepting logo Iron Arrow and the Miccosukee and King Stantord designs submissions from listeners Seminole tribes. becomes the new sponsor for Iron until December 31 Creativity. From COSTS • Page 1 Hon, said Davidson nization's failure to participate might HOMECOMING: The candidates must have five imagination and quality are encour­ UP NEXT THIS Arrow Yet, many organizations aren't not include financial concerns at all, qualities in order to be tapped. aged For full details visit WEEK 1973: Iron Arrow Miami community and ft* some tree competing. said Krueger. These include love of alma mater, www miami edu/wvum becomes the sub­ publu Davidson, whose organization is "The cost ti time might be a big­ SPIRIT TREE / leadership, character, humility and ject of a U.S ALMA MATER 'We want to boost pride in uur competing, said she believes most ger factor," sht s,ud "Some iust feel Department of international Education and SINGING CONTEST: scholarship. Health. Education Exchange Programs: On frat, get people excited, and make I don't participate because of financial thev don't have enough time to par­ November 18. Ashe Most of these qualities are self- and Welfare com­ .November 17.an infor- bigger home," said Kushner. uks ticipate in the events" Building. 11.40 a.m explanatorv, except manv mav won plaint because of •ts policy not to However, some still find In turn, the time commitments ORGANIZED CHEER: lion will be held in Alien Still, she said she believes it is del der exactly what "love ot alma admit women Hal 104 from 5 to 6 p.m. for stu­ Homecoming to be a financial set initety "worth it." have been drastically reduced, said November 18, UC mater" entails. Patio, 7 p m, 1976: As a result dents interested In the study abroad According to Ali, it means "unbi­ bkits in whkh thev wen lets bv note -takers, said Janet ! to open their km tor Delta i ardinell, a companv spokesperson Phi Epsilon. The three segments th.it Still, the Universitv ot Miami is tollowed were swim-se.it, t.ilcnt md investigating the companv tor what evening-wear competition. In the some professors sav is stealing their final round, the men had to ttmmt intellectual property. trivia questions about the sornnty JORGE GALVE2 / The companv savs othei'' before a final general question and TALENT: Winner Manny "We want to make sure that stu answer round Garcia played bongos for dents have their own interpretation Judges for the evening were the talent section Thursday. of what was diacusied in Mariorte Thomas, ombudsperson, ( ardinell Mlison dillespie, computer informa lomccK Ihe ioinpanv has I "note master' tton systems professor, lricia shatlev. In addition to the (vstic fibrosis on its staff that reviews notes, teaches assistant director ot Student I it- lm Foundation, the sorontv also plans note-takers how to take notes, and Commuter Student Affairs, and lush events tor its other philanthropv, provides continual guidance to them. Peskin, representing All Sports, an Anorexia Nervosa and Associated I ardinell said athletic apparel NOR in I oui (,.ibles Disorders Students get paid M to $ 12 per lee Roger-, said she started planning Senior Natalie W.ilker, host ot the ture, said (ardinell. The price per lec­ Deepher Dudes when she was named mt and president ot Delta Phi ture varies according to the length philanthropy chair last November Epsilon, said she was satisfied with and complexity of the lecture, she However, she said she made this the night's outcome. said year's event more uf compared to "I think the guvs had a great time, Versitv.com trains its note takers the first Deepher I Hides, which was the crowd was into it and it all went to to understand what information is held in the l'( and was mon IgDod c.tllse,"she said basic information, said ( ardinell. The information provided in I VERSITY.COM: Shown here is the homepage for Versity.com. a Website that is being investigat­ hired note-taker's lecture notes is ed by University of Miami officials over intellectual property issues The site posts profes­ bask information, such as scientific sors' lecture notes taken by students enrolled m those classes facts, historic tacts and information For the last word on in the public domain, (ardinell said ( hris duerrer about Vertity.OOm. 'It's bad thing'' demographics when purchasing ad Note lakers are allowed to be in the too bad that there aren't too many Versitvcom wants to he the pre space," she s,ud classes they're taking notes on people that turn in their notes to the miere academic site on the Internet, •m builds a user base to Homecoming 1999: because they're enrolled in them said Internet, because it would make said Cardinell. It's targeted toward establish a demographic that is used Cardinell The students are then paid things easier for the rest if us" college students for support of their to attract advertisers.! ardinell s.nd "Escape to Paradise," to type up their notes and post them "It's a great idea to post notes on academic experience, she said The information collected by the on Versify corn's svstem, she said the Internet,'" said senior loe (0//1, "We offer free lecture notes and the companv is confidential and is not Ihe Website has disclaimers lo pre Student dovernment vice president. revenue CMM! from .idvertisers," said sold to third parties, said (ardinell. stay with The Hurricane. vent confusion among students who It anvthmg, it's a student aid." (.ardinell Versity.com is working to expand might think lecture notes on the site "I guess it's a good idea," said Advertising lor Web pages is han the services it otters to students. were posted bv professors, said lunior luan Monge "If it helps some- died similarlv to advertising for tele­ (.ardinell said It's currently working (ardinell The disclaimers sav stu people make a little extra monev on vision, which involves the use oi w ith some professors to arrange links Read Friday.. dents provide the notes, she said. the side, and if it helps people with demographics,said ( ardinell to their class Websites trom ifs "I think it's a good idea," said tumor their classes. I don't see it as being a \dvertisers look tor specific Website, she said mt% Tuesday, November ie. 1999 The Miami lliirriranr It doesn't matter what your major is... Everyone wants to enroll net2phone in FREE LONG PREPAID CALLING CARD DISTANCE!

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November 16,1998 £ Second half Canes down Upstate, 99-87 collapse dooms Mens team responds to Lady Canes Coach Hamilton's challenge Hungarian select team pounds

By Michael Corbo I erov Hurd to Hemslev- which women in exhibition game Hurricane Soorts Writer Hemslev added some emphasis to bv By Zev Mines "We just went out and did it pulling on the rim—giving Miami a . orts Wntar t.-night" 71-M lead I Iton Tyler described the Hurd and lames jono, another With the regular-season opener looming iust < >ne Hurricanes 99-87 victors our freshman, played well, as (ones added week away, the Universitv of Miami womens has Upstate Basketball Thursdav night 3 six points in 25 minutes and Hurd ketball team opened their preseason schedule the Knight Sport ( omplex had live [-cints in 17 minutes Sunday, falling M M tn ferencverosi Torna, a select Mir. who led the Canes with 11 "Thev are much further along than team from Hungarv rdWinds, said head coach I MMNtd the past freshmen," Hamilton said, 1 he crowd at the Knight Sports ( omplex watched Hamilton challenged the ( met to go "lames has potential to be a great the fanes take a halftime M 31 lead, only tose e UM out and "go to the boards hard" to trv placer. I erov is still playing lit fall victim to a 2" 7 run bv the Hungarians to open and make up for their small MA doesn't want to make I mistake" the second half The Hurruanes svere able to pull \sh\cb could be a weakness of the Miami shot JJ percent for the game within 10 with iust under five minutes to plav, but Hurruanes this year. and seemed to dominate the offensive were enable to get anv doser. Ihe Hurricanes' starting front- boards, playing one of their best The (anes' detense allowed the Hungarians to cSurt, which was comprised ot Mci. otten sive games in vears. shoot IS percent trom the field in the second half, lohn Salmons and Dwayne Wimbles, "Dangerous," was what Jennings while I'M was onlv able to convert on M% tt their grabbed 28 of the team's 44 rebounds said about the (anes offense shots nferall.makingupfnr the loss ot reg lennings added five assists and five "You got to plav better detense. Head Coach ular starting center Mario Wand. steals in the game. "We arc tt**mxmft feme I abati said "Weonls ptn up M points in the let's -list sav it's because(4 disci offensively We havt- some ol the best first halt and 84 tor the game, that 'l 53 in the second p|ine reasons," Hamilton said of offensive talent in the nation." half. That's unacceptable, and that's not the way we Bland's absence "It was u* call." Ihe (anes' main concern is When asked if Bland would start injuries, which may hurt the depth oi Sophomore guard Sheila lames led the I against Central Honda, Hamilton this team earlv in the season. ing a game-high 25 points and grabbing eight said that mostlv likelv Bland would Sophomore guard |oao Paulo ( oehlo rebounds, while senior point guard and team leader but it was still his call. missed the game on Thursday with a (una (aa/iam added 17 points in 37 minutes of play. lht Hurru anes svere able to turn sprained ankle "She |(ira/iani| had some good sputsand she had those rebounds into 28 second-chance He had it in a cast tor a couple of •ome bad spe's,"( odch 1 abati said about her: points, compared to Upstate'i h im) s and we hope he should he reads general It's difficult for her to plav as manv min­ Miami's offense mu led by senior to prastue by Monday," Hamilton utes as she did she's iust coming ott ot iniurv She'll lohnny Hemsley, who had U points on saul. ' We reallv need Paulo back for iust keep getting better She's i good leader out 11 ot-2l shooting. But Miami spread his abihtvto press' there" the offense out well, as all five I pstate Basketball was able to keep Ferencverosi torna utilized its height advantage, starters |ohn Salmons (22 points), the game close with 19 three point starting a frontcourt all listed above six feet. The Wimbley (16), Ivler (11), Vernon ers, led by guard Fred (oheld's five Hungarians capitalized on missed shuts bv the lennings (10)—scored in double fig­ ( afield, from Eastern Michigan, led Canes in the second half, turning them into last ures Update with 21 points break opMftanities Ihe Hungarians used this last I "1 wanted Dwayne and Ivler to be Miami alumnus Lorenzo Pearson break MMM M score 13 points oi ot 21 Miami riore offensively aggressive." started at senter for I'pstate turnovers Hamilton said Basketball and had six points in 25 forward Eve seres came oft the bench to le.ui Defensively, the (anes struggled in minutes ot plav ferencverosi lorna with 24 points and \ndrea tkc first halt, as ihey allowed Upstate With nine minutes to plav in the Karolvi added Ih t. shoot 56 percent from the field and second halt.( oficM ho .i thf~M point Labati dismissed the height aJiantagc itpecttlmi o) 15 Irom three point land Ihe II i utting tlu ( anes lead to three at emphasised the Canes mental errors made up toi it offensively ind 75-70, but Miami would go on 'What vou got to do is box people out and vou got still led at half-time 52-47 run and never had the lead sut to less to execute,' said I abati "It comes down to mis "It's hard to judge how effective our than seven Miami never trailed by takes defensive was because thev | Upstate i more than six in the game, which was Next up tor the Canes is amxher exhibition game .ire experienced," Hamilton saul "We quickly erased with a 6-0 run by the WednesJas at 7 M) p.m. at the Knight Sports did better defensively in the KOond (anes with tour and I half minutes to Complex h&lf because our kids concentrated go in the first halt It will be the final warm-up for the women t-kt iter." We iust tried to come out and 33) thev host 1 urman Nov 21 to kick ott regular season In the second halt, Miami was able hard and plas smart," Salmons said. action ti hold Upstate to iust 38 percent Ihe lanes event 1-1 in exhibition shooting and never trailed. plav and will base their first regular The second halt was highlighted by season game Pride) when thev plav at BIG BOARD: Small forward John Salmons pulls down a rebound The * fantastic allev oop trom Irishman Central Honda (lane time is 7J0 p m Hurricanes dominated the boards, outrebounding Upstate 44-32. Swimming and diving teams sweep Spartans

By Platon Alexandrakis Tyce Routson wins three-meter event in diving meet iw miming head coach lames SwrteiK) was pleased with the pertot In their home opener at the manse of his team. "Ihe women University < enter Pool, the I swam verv well and had good races." swimming and diving teams iwept Ihe women were led by treshman the I'niversitv ol lampa Spartans on Maine Schwartz, who plated first m Saturday both the 200 and 1.00o nad great dives and an overall trees! vie gnat pertormance," said assistant I he men swam pretty well, lampa head coach Uario Pi Ia~/u> Use was reads tor us and made it Routson nailed all his dives to near Swecncs saul. perfection." Routson won the three Ihe men recorded their tirst win ot meter event, the sear, improving to 1-3, with a On the wmiii 124.5- lll-o score. were lead bv Katie Keth Brvant. who I>annv Anemia lad the men's team won both the one- and three meter with wins in the 20C-yard backstioki diving events. along with Wesley Stoddard who won RUSSELL WOJTUSIAK / ->taff Ihe swimming Lady (anes won the S(H) and 1,000 vardttecM then seiond straight meet with a Ihe (anes look to take their UNSTOPPABLE Guard Sheila James OON'T FALL: The Hurricane women were nearly flawless against the 125-7 improving to I momentum into their next meet at scored 25 points to lead all scorers in University of Tampa, winning the meet 125-75 Indian River on November 20 UM's 84-68 loss to Ferencverosi Torna

• Nebraska 41, the Wildcats to 234 yards— • Arkansas 28, Tennessee won this game by • Michigan 31, lead, then scored two touch­ • Pittsburgh 37, positioned themselves for a 42 170 below its average last year, with Stoerner exor­ downs in less than two min­ possible bowl bid with a 5-5 Kansas State 15 Kansas States national title Tennessee 24 cising the demons of the fum­ Penn State 27 utes to hand Penn State their Notre Dame 27 record, if they can beat mm ti Eric Crouch led Nebraska wtth hopes were crushed as they Arkansas quatterback Clint ble he coughed up to lost the Tom Brady's 11-yard touch second straight loss dropping Pitt upset heavily favored Virginia Hundreds of fans 158 rushing yards and two allowed Nebraska, who won Stoerner threw a 23-yard game last year The down pass to Marcus Knight Penn State from the ranks of Notre Dame 37-27 in the final closed out Pitt Stadium by touchdowns as the Huskers this game of top-4 defenses in touchdown pass to Anthony Volunteer's loss will drop them with 1 46 left gave the No 16 national title contenders game in its 74-yearold stadi­ rushing the field and tearing quickly forgot about last year's the nation, to keep alive its Lucas with 3 44 to play, giving out of contention for the Wolverines a 31-27 victory Brady finished 17-36 for 259 um .lohn Turman threw two down the goalpost after Notre 40-30 loss with a convincing shot at the national title the Razorbacks their final lead national title moving them over No 6 Penn State. yards, two TDs and three INTs. TDs to Antonio Bryant and Dames Jarious Jackson 41 • 15 win over Kansas State of the game The Razorback down in the BCS rankings Michigan's third win m a row while David Terrell caught six Kevan Barlow while throwing threw an incomplete pass into Nebraska finished with 378 win against Tennessee was by from number two over the Nittany Lions of his passes for 133 yards for for 231 yards, mostly to the end zone on fourth down yards of offense while limiting the same score that Michigan gave up a 10-point Michigan Bryant and Latef Grim Pitt * 6 Tuesday, November 19, 1999 Hokies 43. Canes 10 The Miami Humranr Virginia Tech scores 43 GabeJt cat s SCORING SUMMARY UM 10 0 0 0 -10 unanswered points in win VT 7 7 6 23 -43 From CANES • Page 1 efficiently and the other guys have to FIRST QUART1W sicp up and play." MIAMI: A. Crosland 28 The Canes had the ball again and The Canes were forced to punt the yard Rekj Goal Drive is 5 were driving, until a fumble by true ball early in the fourth quarter and VT plays, 54 yards freshman Clinton Portis changed punt returner Ricky Hall quickly put VT O, MIAMI 3 everything the game out of reach. Literally, everything changed. "That really hurt," Davis said. "It MIAMI: K Kelly 7-yard TD Portis, who was starting in place of looked like we had .„„_ .._ pass to A. King (A. the injured James Jackson, was a chance to tackle ^ Rutgef8 Crosland kick). Drive is 5 stripped ofthe ball and it was recov­ him. They make a scarlet Knights ered by Charlton, who returned it living on special Whana: Orange plays, 49 yards. Bowl deep into UM territory. And if the teams and that VT O, MIAMI 10 ... November turnover wasn't bad enough, Kelly was one that kind 20, noon injured his right shoulder (his VT: S. Stith 1-yard TD run of opened the (Homecoming) throwing shoulder) making a touch­ (S. Graham kick). Drive is n

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l^rj-tm] *t3aat People Magazine I feel bad for Richard Gere's gerbil. Not because of where it allegedly may have been but because his gerhil doesn't get enough respect. According to People magazine, Gere is the "Sexiest Man Alive." The gerbil deserves some credit for that. Where would Gere be without that gerbil? Sure, Pretty Woman was notable, but more people remem­ ber the gerbil than saw Runaway Bride. The gerbil was the proverbial kick in Richard Gere's butt that motivated him to become the Sexiest Man Alive. ' It definitely hasn't been Gere's past performances over recent years that garnered him the award. Red (.orner anyone? It was the gerbil It was always the gerbil. American digolo' Gerbil. Officer and a Gentleman''. Angry gerbil. And what does the gerbil get for all this? Nothing. Richard Gere doesn't even have the guts to say, "Thank you, Gerbil" People should at least label the gerbil as Sexiest Gerbil Alive" Or "The Gerbil Behind the Sexiest Man Alive." And why did People pick Richard Gere in the first place? I could understand the choice back in 1982 when Gere was a megastar. But now'' He doesn't even get his name above the title anymore. He's handsome I'll give People that much. But they could have casilv enough picked a handsome guy who is actually doing something at the present moment. What about Rickv Martin? The guy, for however much he sold is soul to the devil for, is the biggest pop phenomenon ot 1999,1 almost would have gone to Vegas and bet on Martin. Here's an interesting sidenote. Gere is the ivexiest Man Alive. Right? So that would mean that out of all il men, he is the sexiest, at least, according to People But the hispanic version of People {People in mol) has Rickv Martin as the Sexiest Mar, Alive. Obviously, there can't be two Sexiest Men Alive, That's akin to laying Mt. Everest and Ml McKinley are both the biggest mountain on larth. That's wrong. One is bigger than the other and therefore is the on|y"blggi Si' there's onlv one reason for this discrepance Obviously People en Tspanol failed to mention that Rickv Martin was the Sexiest Hispanic Man Alive." DANIEL COLCHER / He couldn't very well be the Sexiest Man Alive if HEY LEONARDO: taDove) Eliot Sloan, lead singer Richard Gere is I'nless ot course. Gere is the Sexiest Blessid Union of Souls, belts out another hit White Man Alive" But that would leave out blacks, 'left) Fans cheer during the group's Hurricane since People doesn't publish a Black People maga­ concert last Friday on the UC Patio zine I have a feeling that would cause some serious problems, though, if thev were to call him the Sexiest White Man Alive. Will the real Sexiest Man Alive please step for­ ward? Bv Jeff Noller so I'm disappointed that you didn't do that." J.N. Vm guvs have been getting press foi No gerbil, not vou But there's always going to be reaction like that surprisingly rocking . I >oes play Along with the bonehead Richard Gere choice of Misconceptions. That is the term that can be I he thing that ne have noticed is that, trom ing live everv night begin to I. m Is flail Sexiest Man ot Alive, People made some other dubi­ used with Blessid I'nion ot Souls, who I the scientific means on whos buying vour while? ous flubs hit single, "Hev, leonardo," on the radio and album and who's listening to tin radio and all C.P. No, the onlv reason we make album is Have you ever heard of Kevin Richardson? have been receiving quite a bit of attentu that, b\ and large, most of the people weve so we have an excuse to go out on tht road Let me re-phrase their live performances 1 riday night, the hand heen plav mg to and hearing trom are brand 1 hats official band polk \ Have you ever heard ol Backstreet Hov Kevin came to the I'niversitv ot Miami to perform at new tans |.N. Do you find \* wanting to sur- Richardson! He's the tall one with dark hair and a the Lniversitv (enter Patio Afterwards, thev Non we have standing on the fdge of the prise the crowd and , lepartures such goatee. No, no, no 1 hat's the guv from 'N Sync you're sat down for an interview with The Hurricane larth" coming out. A little bit mote of a n as doing the Beatles"'Re\olution' at the begin­ thinking ot Oh, I'm sorrv. I got him confused with Hiot Sloan (vocals), CF Roth (keyboards, ni/able Blessid I'nion ol Vmls sound ning ot someot vour shows' the guy from 98 Degrees hass and harmonica). l.ddie Hedges (drums. Hopcluilv some ol the original tans will sav, ( .P. lou know vve got mail trom verv voung A Backstreet Bov should never ever win "Sexiest MR ussion) and 'limy (lark (bass, guitar I) have "Oh, this is what they're doing n tans that vcant to know, since we made a reallv Pop Star." been through a lot in the past five years, with fddie Ihis hand is actuallv fortunate I >ong, why are we hiding it at the end ot It's the Backstreet Bovs we're talking about here. A hit singles and constant changing ot record tM we get verv little video i>lav and the record ["'Revolution' is a hidden track on person in a boy band consisting ot cheesy looking, labels, but now are finding succ i reallv a tan based group Radio has been our their latest >u got tobrea k th* nma mall-clothes wearing, once Disnev Mouse keteering J.N.. What's been vour reaction to the neu friend, and trom that we pla\ e\cr\ nook and them. |I aughs j members, should never be in consideration tor any record? crannv in the country Wc m I lot ot the MM Iddie 1 mean, the way that came about is type of award. Even it it's a meaningless People C.P.: MosiK favorable. Wt do so much com people when tee go beck, and it's good th it that we wei lil rent song The) award. municating with the fans over the ( mail. as apposed 10 some bands that come out right listening to Revolution, and we wer If I were better looking, 1 could lip synch my way where people tend to be a little more honest IWS) on video and thev re a big hype band and ing to get that sound Ue started messing with to People's "Sexiest Pop Star M.o he someone with a than they are in an autograph line 1 remember they last about a year and they re gone it and the next thing vou know . modicum of talent should have won the award. Of receiving tan mail when we put out the second Weve been around a long time '•' CJ ! hal wasn't I planned thing it vs course, Richardson narrowly beat out lustin album, kind of a more refined version ot the slow growth and what's happening with the happv accident Timberlake ot N Sync. first album and seeing some malcontent writ­ coming and going of bands making it big on I ddie illv the first time I had ing. "Well,basically vou didnt rewrite 1 Believe' video! is a constant problt evei plaved "Revolution

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The release of (.us Van Sant's remake of Alfred Hitchcock's classic tale ot suspense. Psycho, exemplified how truly master ful the original director's I9M vision real­ 1 ly was If<tO was an amaringly pro ductive decade for "Hitch." He made um. I al films that would become minor classics (Dial "Af"tor Murder, lo Latch a Thiet, Strangers on a Tram) and four masterpieces Rear Window, Vertigo, North hy Sorthwest and Psycho. With cameos in over forty of his films and as the host ol his own IV series Alfred Hitchcock Presents, he became one of the most distin­ guishable filmmakers ofthe twentieth century.

He completed only 13 films in a half-century, but Stanley- Kubrick's larger than life status was achieved by his consis tencv of vision, vehement devotion to complete command, and mastery of the cinematic medium. Of the mighty 13 were a racetrack robbery gone awry; Nabokov s se.indal tinted affair between a middle-aged sexual pervert and a twelve-year-old girl; an unflinching satire ot accidental nuclear Armageddon; a sci-fi classic; a droog's lournev Irom "ultraviolence," laced milk and a little of the old "in-out in out" to normalization, then back again; an 18th centurv rogue's loss of perspective; a Stephen King horror master piece; a Vietnam War tribute; and a sexual escapade 14 u ll ousy and obsession Variety enough for ya?

Over three decades, Steven Spielberg has risen from the ranks of Hollvwood to become one ofthe most popular and distinguished directors ot our time,offering some of the most 3memorable films in Lorraine Wong comical side, perlormanu-s bv with a sweet voice. and the Mirror" accentuated the historv His images (a hoy on his ACCtfTt stmmw Andrew Goldenherg (Bobbv) and The highlight of the show was "At excitement ofthe number. bicycle flying with an extraterrestri­ The Ring Theatre is currentlv tea Katie Ann Griffin (Val) stood out In the Ballet" Ihe voices ol lennifer It started out with iust a harsh, al in his carriage past a big blue turing a rendition ol the Broadway doldenberg's solo number, "And," he Greenman (Sheila), Frisa Byrd white light and suddenly changed moon; a man in bomber jacket and classic A Chorus line The show runs vividlv acts out his biz-am childhood ( Bene) and Nicole Det airo (Maggie) into vivid flashes of color ,is Wood fedora chased by a huge boulder out lor approximately two hours (with with a convincing British accent. His blended into an angelic, poetic h.u proceeded with her dance of a temple; a (.real White rising out intermission), but the cast's stel movements and actions especiallv mom The costumes consisted mainlv ot from the water at Rov Scheider; a lar and convincing performances laeial expressions, on stage were The stage design was minimal, leotards and tights in a classic 1970s spaceship landing in front of Devil's Tower in Wyoming, a little lewish hov make time pass quicklv appropriate and fluid Griffin per­ with the exception of large mirrors style (verv character was costumed neck deep in an outhouse pit; a T-Rex chasing a cruiser through the woods) The setting is a Broadwav theater formed Dance. Ten, looks Ihree" that served as a backdrop for a dance in a different style, though; some will remain in our minds and hearts always. around 1975. The storv seems to be wonderfully studio. I lashv props and continuous wore braided headbands, \a/; pants just about a group ol dancers audi Her calculated prancing and scene changes would have detracted and polo shirts, among other varia­ At 26 he made (itizen Kane, dubbed the greatest film ever. At turning to be in the chorus line accentuation of her assets added up trom the main foe us of the charac tions age 27 he did Tht Magnificent Ambersons, not far behind on VI However, Chorus Line's main focus is to a humorous and memorahh interesting \m s Though only the lighting design is the list. At the end of his career, he was juggling for Johnny- the lives and follies of the characters formance. The lighting, which was based on trom the Broadway original, the Ring Carson. Orson Welles, possibly the greatest filmmaker ever in Each character has a different storv, On a more serious note. I ucie E. the original Broadway design, was Theatre still puts on a lively and Hollvwood, illustrated the Hollywood mill of churning talent nut and grind­ but all are united with the desire to Wood ((.assie) turned in a well- nicelv replicated. The spotlights on energetic version ot A Chorus line. A ing them up. dance and the need for a iob rounded act. In her solo number, each character aid in the show's pur­ Chorus line is showing trom Nov. 16- The large, yet intimate cast blend "Ihe Music and the Mirror,' she pose, as well. 20 al 8 p.m. and will have matinees ed and worked well together On the danced with fluid grace and sang The lighting during The Musu on Nov 20 and 21 at 2 p.m. Italian humanist director l-ederico Fellini was among the most intensely autobiographical film directors the cinema has known. His films (8 1/2, Amarcord, la Dohe Vita, Siehts of 5 iabina and Satyricon) seem to coalesce in manv wavs the essence of cinema His parades of bi/arre imagery, his eccentric, absurd characters, and wildly imaginative storvlmes are what made him one ot the By Bruce KiesHng Consisting of iust lour actors, the tal­ cinema's greatest artists. Italy's natural treasure, and a respected master the 'leaterCntc ented east plavs a huge varietvot roles world over 'Secrets I (Hiking tor a good way to break the over the course' of the evening. The monotonv of movies at Sunset l'lace? material covers topics ranging from Film is truth at 24 frames per second. Want to do something new and di! infectious diseases caught abroad, lost claimed Jean Luc Godard, and with ferent on a Thursdav other than get luggage, nerves about aging airplanes S Breathless, Contempt and Weekend, he exem turned awav trom bars in the drove or and natural disasters to rental car com­ plitied this. Along with Francis Truffaut, I ru Every South Beach' I hen trv (oral dables panv 's hidden charges. Rohmer, Jacques Rivette and (laude Chabrol, Godard own professional live theatre companv iMn-ctoi David Arisen deserves spe developed the "French New Wave" with Cahicrs dn i mcnui Fver have an airline lose vour lug < ial mention I le gave ihe act< irs endless and brought France to the forefront of filmmaking. i told vour c.irrv on would things to do both in choreography and Smart not tit in the overhead compartment' staging. Whether there were tour actors Noi understand a word the customs M stage in a big musical showstopper Kingol ( inescope, David Lean's epics still rank as the host ot agent is saving' What about getting or iust one singing an intimate solo, the the best. Director of The Hrulgc on the River Kwui, lawrcin col stiiek in the window seat next to a c rv i tint MM equally successful. Arabia and Doctor /luvago, his work will remain indefinitely Traveller mg babv on a transatlantic flight' Most notable in the cast is Margerv in the time capsule. These are the issues tackled in the I owe A talented trouper, she was M MM musieal revue Secrets hers Smart convincing as a voung pre pubescent Universally regarded as one of the greatest masters ot motion cinema, htiveler Should Know Modeled attei girl as a Gennifer (lowers tvpe hick Ingmar Bergman concerned himselt primarily with Should the recent successes of other sketch singing "Please-Mr I railways, lake Me spirituality and psvchologv His films lonnv ami comedy revues such as / love You. Awav" ,'iclct. The Seventh Seal and Wild Strawberries were You're I'ntfii, Son i 'hange, this show Ihe othei woman in the mm complex,passionate and mesmerizing 8 fits nicelv into the small upstairs the ( vnlla Baer. Another consult -table tal­ Know' at re at the Actors I'lavhouse at the ent, she was equally funnv as an old Miracle I he aire lewish woman on a cruise and a Martin Scorsese has been one of Perhaps ihe most notewoithv aspect ( armen Miranda lookahke in "Red Hot Amenta's most critically acclaimed of this production is its consistent qual- 9 filmmakers for more than twenty itv M ollen, these t\p. Rounding out the cast wen two men years, and he has attained cinemat­ musical/skit revues suffer in their writ­ Iqually sharing time and talent, Bill ic superstardom with movies that mirror his own ing Although the shows last lor nearlv Ferlach was the standout wilh his Italian-American breeding. With frequent collabo two hours, the lew gimmicks of the lu timing and handsome, versa rator ador Robert De Niro, he made some of the performei shows are exhausted in ihe genuinely tile look. Bui ( KC.II ( heda was also an most fascinating films ever {(,ooJlellas, Raging funny first torn minutes The audience elfective and funnv straight man in the Hull, Taxi Driver) and some ever better ones with­ is then asked to sit through another scenes ot endless button pushing tor out him (After Hours, The Age of Innocence, Alice Doesn't Live Here at Actors hour ol leeveled, less than tunnv ottei touch-tone automated reservation Ml Anymore, Ihe (oloi ot Aforu'v) nigs vices Happily, this show is a notable excep All in all.it was a wonderful evening ^mm ^Ltu***m. A pale, bespectacled, hundred and twenty pound Playhouse tion. Thi original producers of the d sketch comedy and songs with a -"« A ^mm neurotic, Woody Allen in his career (spanningovei

show scored their greatest coup by great east A great way to break the ^mm*9 30 years) tackled a wide van engaging no less than thirteen ditferent tediousiiess of the same old, same old ety ot genres, trom documen­ writers and composers for the material as the seniestei comes to an end No, tary ( Take the Money and Run, Due to this variety of sources, the this is not the movie, no explosions Zeltg). to laugh ru ts (Haiianas, Sleeper), to straight show's scenes oinu in widely diveisc no chase scenes and no nudity (well out dramas (Hannuh and Her Sisters, Interiors), to styles and points ot view Alwavs inven actually, there is a little nudity but my musicals {Everyone Says I Love You), to films with live and endlessly clever, the evening lips are sealed). Instead, you get great Greek choruses {Mighty Aphrodite), and everywhere nn NM along with surprising speed and actors in a great show to which every­ in between {Annie Hall, Deconstructing Harry, Vitality. one can relate do and emov Manhattan) The Miami Hurru iinr ACCENT Tuesday Novmbatr 1B, 1999 13

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lason I M i ( mrnrnM Ann and Mallrats) areangel s from entering the church in New who is starting a "Catholicism Wow" cam­ for the character's epiphanies. OUT OF POUfi all back He even brings buk the lovable itrsev or dod will be proved wrong and the paign, which replaces the crucified Jesus As Smith attests in the opening state­ By Brian Bandell pair of |av (lason Mewcs) and Silent Bob world will end. She's reluctant to go along with "Buddy Jesus" (a statue of |esus that ment, the film is merely trying to poke fun : AOOVI (himself). but the little-known 13th Apostle, played by makes him look like a used car salesman). at religion, not undermine it. The film In his first three films, Clerks, Mallrats Damon and Affleck play two angels, Loki the hvsterical ( hns Rock, convinces her to God is portrayed as a woman, played by offers up intriguing proposals, such as and Chasing Amy, Kevin Smith offered and Bartleby, respectively, who were ban­ go on | modern dav pilgrimage. rock star Alanis Morissette. Rock claims believing that all faiths are equal and stat­ deep comments on life wrapped in an ished from heaven H dwell in the land ol |ay and Silent Bob join Bethanv as that (esus was black but the church covered ing that flexible ideas are more important attractive package of immature sexual 3smmt) known as Wisconsin, looking for I prophets who IR more interested in getting it up than fixed beliefs These ideas aren't meant humor. While his style mainly appeals in wav to escape their dreadful punishment, her in bed than saving the world. Together The only character problem comes near to destroy organized religion. They merely the stoner Dazed and Confused type, the thev find out aboul I (ttholk < hurch in with Rock and a lovely Muse (Salma Hayek the end of the film, when Affleck and stir up interesting debates that promote underlying tone in his movies says some­ New Jersev | a real holv land lo be sure) that from Despetmmv), they combat the forces of Damon's characters inexplicably change taking an open-minded approach to faith. thing important and contioversial about is promising to cleanse everyone who evil I'he demonic A/rael. played by I.ee, places. In the beginning Affleck's angel, Smith's unique talent of infusing comedy, Miciety. enters of their sins Ihis sounds like their sends a trio of hockey stick-wielding punks Bartleby, was anal-retentive and fearful of albeit juvenile, with serious themes about Smith started out exploring the subjects ticket back to heaven, but little do they and a monster straight from the toilet after God, while Damon's angel, Loki, went society is remarkable. Maybe his goal is to of lesbianism and convenience stores but know, the consequence for returning is the them to stop them from reaching the around blowing people's heads off for enlighten the short-attention-span- now with Dogma, he's going for a maior end ol existence. church. cheating on their spouses or making plagued masses about the real issues in conquest: religion. Bethany (I inda horentino Irom Men in lln tilm umstantlv challenges religious annoying cartoons society by waving enough sex and potty Smith brings back his circle of friends Black) is an atheist who works in HI abor beliefs in humorous wtyi I old uses his By the end however. Bartlebv is openlv humor in front of them to keep them listen­ from his previous films Ben Affleck tion clinic who awakens one night to hear angelic power to kill people who he believes challenging God's authority while Loki ing. Whatever he's trying to do, it sure has (Chasing Amy and Mallrats), Matt Damon the voice of God. She finds out that she is broke Gotfl commandments Controversial tries to talk him out ot it and stop him from attracted quite an impressive cult following (Chasing Amy and Good Will Hunting) and the last 7ion and needs to stop the two comedian GMfjr < arhn plavs a cardinal killing people Smith never gives a reason of pot-heads

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BRAD CLARK Roaches, fruit flies, molded, Sophomore mildewed showers, showers with no heads, leaky faucets, soiled toilet seats, grungy sinks—and that's iust the bath­ room. Rooms with leaky roofs, bad TV "Two years. It reception, broken hurncane shutters ended with me and air conditioning filters so old that feeling you catch the colds of the 1990 gradu­ unappreciated " ates Elevators that don't elevate, dryers that don't dry, washers that don't wash. And, oh, those glorious doors of oppor­ tunity that don't open, because they ANDRE SPAULDMG don't have handles. iiraduate student Faith doesn't sound so bad The shims of Chicago? The ghettos of New York? The rum of the century? Rather, this is the luxurious atmosphere establishment jumped on the bandwag­ muscle. of the dormitories moving into the 21st "Dogma on to protest the movie six months ago Since when did Mickey (God love his century here at the $32,000-a-year Two years The Walt Disney Company, which mousy little soul) become Pope? Universitv of Miami. Welcome to col­ like Romeo was simply owns the studio that was supposed to So, here is a rundown of what all the lege! and Juliet, but distribute Dogma, also was less than hoopla (or should I say free advertis­ For the amount of money that wt pay I'm mm mmm." enthused about the film's subject mat­ ing) is all about, lav and Silent Bob to attend this university, and for the too silly to ter. And then all of a sudden, Miramax, (characters from writer Kevin Smiths massive army of UNICCO workers that David Anesta which is supposed to be independent of previous movies j, a couple of horny, march across this campus each day, the be taken Mickey Mouse's control, finds another reject, pot-smoking versions of Beavis existence and the frequent re-occur­ DANIELLE BAFFA For at least the past 6 months, the distributor to screen Dogma. and Butthead, are prophets. Angels rence of these problems strikes me as Sophomore 1 film Dogma has received protest con­ Coincidence? don't have genitals God has a fetish for odd. seriously cerning the religious nature ot its story. Disney, in an attempt to keep its skee-ball. The Catholic Church revamps The saying goes,"If it ain't broke, don't Many religious organizations are image as a wholesome company, is the crucifix, making Christ look more fix it." But the administrators here at the calling the movie sacrilegious and are looking more and more to me like a like a hairy Joe Piscapo on speed. University of Miami have taken this i boycotting it. greedy organization that only cares Dogma was simply too silly to be adage to a completely different level "Six months Haven't protesters learned yet that by about itself They must know b\ now taken seriously. Besides the fact is that, Rather, the motto around here seems to She broke massing such large-scale debate over a the kind of controversial movies for those who do take it seriously, it up with me be,"If they don't think it's broke, don't fix after a bad movie—which needs a large audience Miramax puts out: Pulp Fiction, proposes faith and love lead to redemp­ it, If you can't see the dirt, don't dean vacation." to make money—they are simply Trainspotting, Truth or Dare, Tht Priest. tion. it," and when all else fails,Tall 8-CARE." enticing others to go see it? If Miramax is creating negative con­ That doesn't sound so awful to me. Well folks, I have a slight problem I saw it. It is awful and deserves no troversy, then Disney should close them Isn't that what God is all about? with that because I think it's time that more than one star. Rene Rodriguez, down. Thev won't, though. For all of the protestors who don't U-CARE. LAWRENCE LEE the film critic at The Miami Herald, Why? believe that faith leads to God, then You see, 1 don't find it too much to ask Graduate student gave the movie two and a half stars. He I smell huge money-making films don't see the film. Do what you have to that I am able to live in sanitary condi­ must have felt bad for Kevin Smith to like Good Will Hunting, The English do to find God. Iust do not criticize me tions. 1 don't think it's too much to ask give the movie such a good rating. Patient and Shakespeare in Love, all dis­ tor ludging a movie by its content, and that employees hired for a particular iob But despite our differing views, at tributed by Miramax. But as soon as not its trailer. actually complete that job. I don't think least Rodriguez and I saw it before Disney has to take some heat for one of David Anesta is a senior majoring in it's too much to ask that daily tasks such "Two and a passing judgement on it. The religious the controversial films, they show their print journalism and art. as thoroughly cleaning the bathroom half years are completed Finally, I don't think its Mutual break up." too much to ask that when 1 call for maintenance, they actually come I understand that these buildings are Don't ruin art by over analyzing its meaning old and I understand that with college students as residents, they are subject to MARGAUXMAftfY more wear and tear than the average Junior not run into the ground. A perfect exam­ of thinking makes me hate that murder is "Do you ever apartment building. However, this also ple of over-analysis is vour typical English illegal. serves as a cop-out for the many break teacher. Do you ever notice how some Why does every movie have to be the notice how downs and failures on this campus As English teachers can find the meaning of greatest thing since sliced bread? Some such, it is commonsensical to me, life in a pile of dog excrement? movies are not great works of art, but their some English though I am merely a college student, tu 'Just ended For homework, an English teacher entertaining nonetheless Some perfect either investigate further into the prob would ask to find meaning or under­ examples are Lethal Weapon and Conan teachers can lem or replace the damned thing! Russell Wojtuslak standing in a story you are currently read­ The Barbarian Some people would tell find the In wnting this, I am asking only that I ing. The reality of the situation is that you you these are bad films, but stay strong. If am able to live in sanitary conditions What's the deal with artsy people? can make anything up. You could make an you like these movies, you are not dumb. meaning of life where the resources available to me are I consider mvself very artistic, but not umbrella represent an abstract concept Those who think every movie has to be not only available but functioning I am artsy What's the difference, you ask? such as true love. a work of art are just preventing them­ in a pile of dog not asking that anyone on this campus CASTOR CHANG * Artsy people min art. They over-ana­ Now let us move to film students. selves from enjoying life. If you want to do more than is their iob. And in turn,! Sophomore lyze everything and take the beauty away Before we continue, be aware that I am a make artsy films, move to Europe where excrement?" will do mine by respecting both the from art They are alwavs looking tor film student I cannot stand it when peo­ these films are better appreciated. News individual and the fob that they have meaning in everything, which can be a ple cannot just enjoy a film. These indi­ flash: movies are a business. completed. good thing in moderation But, I believe viduals would have you believe everything Russell Wojtusiak is a sophomore Randi Majors is a sophomore meaning should be discovered or found, that Hollywood puts out is crap That way maioring in film and art photography. maprtng in print journalism and MUSSf Ll WOJTUSIAK political science

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