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People: A long journey for café 04culture pioneer to return to Makarios Ave From Rihanna to Taylor, the rise of Revenge Pop

07 hen you’re a pop su- All revenge tracks are than seeking revenge directly on the perstar, revenge goes man, Rihanna spends most of the vid- Lifestyle: Two up a notch. No need to not received equally eo torturing his innocent girlfriend cousins giving sew prawns into suit- - a privileged white princess with a linings, release a trio of says ROSAMUND handbag dog. The girlfriend, played disused items a pigletsW marked “1”, “2” and “4”, or to by model Rachel Roberts, gets a good new lease of life fi ll in MI6’s psychological profi les as URWIN, and neither are 210 seconds of being abused; we don’t your nemesis to land them on secret even get to see the grisly death of service watch lists. Instead, you can their videos Mads Mikkelsen’s money man. put it all on fi lm: an eye for an eye, a Rihanna, an incredible singer brutal catfi ght for backing-dancer “She basically tried to sabotage an whose voice has nonetheless been al- theft, torture porn for an (allegedly) entire arena tour. She tried to hire a tered to sound like chipmunks mat- misbehaving money-manager. bunch of people out from under me.” ing on a mattress with a squeaky Rihanna’s latest track is believed Perry hasn’t turned the other spring, kidnaps and strips Roberts. to be the chart’s latest dose of ven- cheek. Instead, she tweeted about She strings her up naked in a barn. geance pop. In the video for Bitch Bet- Swift: “Watch out for the Regina A henchwoman hits Roberts over ter Have My Money, which came out George in sheep’s clothing...” (she’s the head with a bottle to prevent the last week, the Bajan singer portrays referring to the villain played by Ra- police rescuing her. Then they half- a woman seeking retribution on her chel McAdams in Mean Girls). And drown her in a swimming pool un- arch-enemy - a man who she claims there are rumours Perry is making der an infl atable fl oat. The man - the left her penniless. It just so happens her own revenge track, although her titular bitch - keeps his clothes on, of Rihanna once fi led a lawsuit against representatives have denied she re- course. her ex-accountant Peter Gounis, the corded a song called “1984” - a refer- Both Bad Blood and Bitch Better fi rm Berdon and its former partner ence to Swift’s album 1989. Those Have My Money feature woman-on- Michael Mitnick, accusing them of sporting “Team Katy” T-shirts are woman violence. But Swift’s is of the fi nancial mismanagement and charg- still waiting for the track they can use cartoonish, superhero-movie, kapow!- ing “exorbitant” commissions. Gou- to drown out the omnipresent Bad style punches and kicks – despite the nis, meanwhile, blamed Rihanna’s Blood, then. title, no blood is spilled. There are also spendthrift ways for her “near-bank- But Perry should take note: all re- no connotations of sexual assault and ruptcy”. Rihanna dropped the lawsuit venge tracks are not received equally. humiliation. Rihanna, by contrast, is last year. While Swift’s video - starring Cara, discharging super-sexualised sadism, Rihanna is following in the foot- Karlie, Ellie, Gigi and other famous directed at a woman why exactly? Oh steps of Taylor Swift, who assembles friends whose names also end in vow- yes, as a way to make a man suffer. Whatson: Aglanjazz festival brings an all-woman army to take on a back- els - was mostly well-received, and has Rihanna isn’t obliged to make stabbing ex ally in her Bad Blood vid- even been adopted as the battle cry of “feminist” videos. But when she old and new tunes eo. The inspiration is said to be Swift’s a girl with leukaemia, Rihanna’s has produces something as misogynis- 17 feud with Katy Perry. Though Swift been met with opprobrium. tic as Bitch Better Have My Money, has never uttered KP’s name, she has What has (understandably) an- shouldn’t she be called out in the criticised a rival singer in interviews: gered some feminists is that rather same way male artists are? UK royals’ visual 22 greatest hits By Sam Leith Fashion: Wasn’t the British royal christening Wear your eccentric? Royalty is all about tradi- heart on tion, obviously. But wheeling the baby princess out in the same Millson pram your T-shirt used for her great uncles Edward and with the Andrew half a century previously? And meanwhile dressing her older brother in latest the same costume her father wore when statement he was a toddler visiting her uncle in designs hospital? It’s royal ceremony as collage or selfquotation: a time-travel accident, or a visual greatest-hits album. Actually, sort of funny and sort of wonderful.

SUNDAY MAIL• July 12, 2015 03

The rich are always with us

By Richard Dickenson of its contents and any profi t ac- cruing must be declared. Mas- Even among the seriously sive tax avoidance schemes, as wealthy there is at least a sprin- opposed to deliberate tax eva- kling of decent, good people sion, carry no illegal status. It is who have peerless integrity. I merely regarded as selfi sh, ugly, was a medical consultant in manipulative and deserving of Harley Street for over ten years low esteem. It is the rich paying and I met lots of them. However, sharp accountants to prevent I recall thinking that they com- them having to pay tax where prised far from a majority. If all they have earned their wealth, a power corrupts I would include privilege not available to the or- great wealth as it appears of dinary tax payer, while still en- similarly dangerous potential. joying all the services for which It commonly acts as a menacing tax has not been contributed. creator of options. By all means then supervise So called ‘old money’ that the fat-cat major political con- has been in the family for gener- tributors and those who openly ations, creates ab initio a sense donate millions to charities. It of remoteness and insulation is naïve of us to think their mo- from many of the hazards of tives are always honourable or the world. Concern for possible themselves worthy of respect. consequences takes a back seat These wealthy donors have no and it can become hard to dis- fears of dishonour or loss of self- tinguish negative realities and esteem. They’ve been through their relevance. Hunger, cold, all of that before on their way to need are worries that seldom the top of the gold piles. They’re affect those born into wealth Money really after public respect, a knight- and position. It’s not that these does seem to hood or peerage perhaps and people are wantonly cruel or ap- make the world a reduced vulnerability to ever athetic. It’s that they just don’t go round being held to account. Of course notice the ‘trivia’ that affect the if you save yourself a few million lives and actions of most of us. in tax it is an investment to give The wealthy think the most im- a million to the politicians and portant thing is love. The poor thereby incline them to be, in know it is money. return, grateful and kindly dis- If anything ‘new money’ is posed. even worse. I venture to suggest My warning then is this - it is that rarely is great new wealth those who feel themselves to be acquired through the exercise powerful enough to act selfi shly, of self-respect a nd integ r ity. The immorally and illegally who fi nd majority of massive new wealth themselves faced with choices comes as a result of combining necessary. Therein germinate political parties that we should have not tried to bring the odd too tempting to resist. The business acumen with luck and the seeds of corruption. My con- scrutinise for suspicious and little something surreptitiously Jimmy Saviles and Gary Glit- so on, of course, but its arrival tention is that wealth does not possibly illegal practices. through customs without pay- ters, the kiddy-fi ddling school- may also result from ruthless always merit trust and respect Recent months have seen ing the tax duty. Few, too, have masters, the christian priests, lack of concern for niceties like - not by a long chalk. It is not a one political benefactor after not indulged in a little cash ministers, popes and the whole fair play and legalities. huge step from there to suspect- another accused of, for exam- transaction or two the gains grizzly gang of molesters seem Summing that up, old mon- ing or realising that the wealthy ple, tax avoidance. Now, how- from which never appeared on not even to consider that they ey has been brought up to feel are at least as likely as anyone ever the morals of avoidance an income tax return. Both of might be caught. I go further. I bullet-proof and indifferent else to be dishonest, grasping are viewed, it is certainly legal these, however trivial, are cat- feel that careful scrutiny should while new money’s experience and corrupt. By that reasoning that someone so arranges his egorically illegal. Similarly al- be automatically operative in all is that money buys everything it is the very people who are now affairs that he pays the least though you can legally own a associations with the seriously including safety from the law if able to give huge sums to the tax. Furthermore, few of us Swiss bank account, the source rich and the overtly powerful.

Porters worry Green spending BoC trial April NPLs THE million euro was add- million euro, or 0.17 pieces of evidence were per cent of loans

ed to the Cyprus Ports’ per cent of GDP was submitted by police in- in Cyprus are WEEK 41.1 Authority (CPA) 2015 30.5spent by manufactur- 220vestigators at the hear- 46.82non-performing budget to pay for the denationalisation ing industry on environmental protection ing of the fi ve former Bank of Cyprus out of overall €59.3bn in outstanding cred- of the ports of Larnaca and Limassol, in Cyprus in 2013, the statistical service top offi cials, as the fi rst defendant read it in April from 46.09 per cent the month House Finance committee chairman Cystat said on Wednesday. his statement to the police on Wednes- before, the Central Bank of Cyprus said. Angelos Votsis said on Monday. The fi gure showed that Cyprus was day. The ratio of non-performing loans According to Votsis, the item con- behind the EU average of 0.4 per cent Former board chairmen Theodoros of non-fi nancial corporations with an sists of a budgeted €31.1 million towards when it came to spending on environ- Aristodemou and Andreas Artemis, overall exposure of €24.5bn was 56.76 IN buying back the licences issued to 116 mental protection by industry but it former CEOs Andreas Eliades and Yi- per cent in April while that of the

porters, plus €10 million for the volun- was up slightly on 2012 when it totaled annis Kypris, and former deputy CEO overall €23.4bn in lending extended to NUMBERS tary retirement of CPA staff who wish to €30m, or 0.15 per cent of GDP, Cystat Yiannis Pehlivanides are facing charg- households was 54.37 per cent, the cen- exit. said. es of conspiring to manipulate the tral bank said. But porters’ union rep Demetris Pat- By sector of economic activity, the stock market and defraud investors in The percentage of loans to non-fi - salos said after the committee session manufacturing industries reported ex- connection with “failing to inform the nancial corporations and to the general that, while porters wish to bid for the penditure of €24.7m, the mining and public that the [Bank of Cyprus’] capi- government was 9.89 per cent and 6.43 services of navigation and towing, they quarrying industries and electricity sup- tal needs had increased signifi cantly per cent, which accounts for €1bn and have been asked to leave their jobs fi rst. ply enterprises €5.8m and water treat- from the €200 million reported on May €72.7m respectively, the statement said. According to Transport Minister ment and supply enterprises €0.1m. 10, 2012”. For almost 22 per cent of outstand- Marios Demetriades, the 54 licensed The largest amount of expenditure, At the Nicosia Criminal court on ing loans lenders and borrowers agreed porters are self-employed operating as €9.9m, was spent in the sector of non- Wednesday, Eliades categorically de- on forbearance measures, the central companies and employing 62 individu- metallic mineral products, followed by nied charges of urging his board to bank said adding that the accumulat- als, and the buy-back amount of €31.1 food processing at €6.8m, the manufac- conspire in withholding the bank’s true ed impairment fell below €9bn in April million was calculated on the basis of ture of beverages €2.7m, pharmaceuti- extent of exposure to Greek sovereign from slightly above that amount the their annual profi tability. cal products €1m and wood €0.9m. debt from investors. month before.

July 12, 2015 • SUNDAY MAIL 04 PROFILE

The man who helped spearhead café culture in Cyprus is back near his old stomping ground but it has been an incredible journey he tells THEO PANAYIDES

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f a Triad member in Hong A taste for dining: before loads of times. But we’ll get to Dad was an illiterate labourer who’d complained about”. Sean bore the Kong had been a better shot, Sean O’Neill at 48 that later. come over from Ireland to work on brunt of his father’s wrath: “I was, Sean O’Neill wouldn’t be sit- Bistro We meet in his fl at, at 3pm – that the roads; Mum had a job in a laun- I suppose, the strongest one in the ting in front of me now. (“It’s Photo Christos being almost the only hour when a derette, and could read and write family. And it was impossible to a misconception that people Theodorides man in his position is free: he start- – though the fi rst time Sean read a break me”. He recalls being knocked Iknow how to fi re a gun,” says the ed work at 8 this morning, will go book was when he did his ‘O’ Levels; down at 15, then taunting his dad for man himself with disarming – no back around 6, and plans to stay at before that, “the only thing in the more. “He hit me again. ‘Now hit me pun intended – casualness.) If he the Bistro till it shuts at 1am. This house was the Daily Mirror, and it again!’ I wouldn’t bow to him.” hadn’t instinctively grabbed hold is fairly typical. “I work about 300 was usually the horse racing page”. What does a boy like that do – a of a little boy who was running into hours a month,” calculates Sean, Of those 11 kids, he’s the only one boy so determined, physically strong, the street outside a favela (slum) in and it’s been his life for as long as he who went to university (three years streetwise and stubborn – when he Brazil, saving his life, Sean wouldn’t can remember. One of his most vivid at Stirling, doing Politics and Eco- grows into manhood? Becoming a be welcoming diners to 48 Bistro, the childhood memories is from a day nomics). Indeed, it’s worth noting the narcotics cop in Hong Kong, which new restaurant he runs on Makarios just before he turned 14, as he sat in human cost of growing up in such a he did for three years after college, Avenue in Nicosia. Instead he’d still the kitchen peeling potatoes with his rough environment: his eldest sister is an obvious answer; that’s where he be in Brazil, probably face-down in a mother. “You know your 14th birth- died last month, one of his brothers won commendations for drug arrests ditch, and a name on an Interpol list day’s coming up?” said his mum. I is in rehab for cocaine addiction; of – and also, of course, where that Tri- of the permanently missing. know, he replied, expecting a ques- the fi ve adopted cousins – all of them ad member shot at him from across For a restaurateur, he’s led quite tion about what he wanted for his younger than Sean – three have also the street, and fortunately missed. a life. He’s sandy-haired and very birthday – and was staggered when died, all three having killed them- Becoming a manager of trendy ca- trim, as befi ts a man who goes to the she asked: “You don’t think it’s time selves after a lifetime of drink and fés catering to the rich and fashion- gym three times a week. “Between 30 you found a job?”. “Two weeks later drug problems. The family lived on a conscious is a less obvious answer – and 50, I gained maybe two kilos,” he I started work,” recalls Sean – three cul-de-sac, with all the kids playing but that’s what he’s done for most of tells me – and he is indeed 50, having nights a week clearing tables in a bar, outside in the street; from his gang his professional life, in London from marked his half-century in April. (Is then weekends at the fruit market of friends at the time, maybe three 2000-08 where he co-owned three he where a 50-year-old should be in from 4am to midday at 50p an hour. (including Sean himself) managed café restaurants (the fl agship being life? “It depends on the 50-year-old,” “And I’ve never stopped.” to escape and succeed. Twice that perhaps the Knightsbridge Café) he replies airily, “and where he wants Work has always defi ned him. number ended up in prison. and before that, from 1994 to 2000, to be.”) He tends to smile more than Sports were also important, in his Was it at least a happy home, de- in Cyprus where he ran the legend- laugh – but when he does laugh the youth: he played schoolboy football spite all the hardship? ary Le Café in Nicosia, just down the eyes disappear, and the lips pull for Liverpool, and made the semi-fi - “It was tough at times, because road from his current venture. back to reveal very white teeth. He nals of the ABA Under-16 schoolboy my father drank. A lot. And – it was a Strange but true: Sean O’Neill, says he’s the listening type, his girl- boxing championship. Sport was hard upbringing.” the hard-headed, hard-working friend being the one who likes to how he channelled his rage and ag- What happened when he drank? Liverpool-Irish lad from a dirt-poor talk (“She’s brilliant!” he adds hast- gression, growing up “in a three-bed- “I mean, he was very violent,” re- background, has spent the past 20 ily) – but has no problem turning room council house in Liverpool with plies Sean softly. “Very violent. But years hobnobbing with Cypriot yup- raconteur for an hour and a half, his 11 children”. Five of the kids were at that time, it was par for the course. pies and Saudi sheikhs with more Brazilian adventure bearing all the his siblings, the rest his cousins, ad- I mean, most of my friends suffered money than sense. Customers in hallmarks of a party-piece he’s told opted after the death of their mother. the same. It wasn’t something you Knightsbridge (predominantly Ar-

SUNDAY MAIL• July 12, 2015 05 Outside the favela room where Sean stayed for three weeks, which was completely sealed at night

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a whole month, he recalls, paying e More optimistic £3,000 in advance; their table would l UN Special Adviser Espen Barth Eide said on be free from 6-9 every night – but Tuesday he felt more and more optimistic about they wouldn’t even bother turning up a Cyprus solution with each day that passed as he most nights, because they’d booked p tables at a dozen other places and saw daily progress on a wide range of issues. only decided where to go at the last minute. Customers in Nicosia were o a bit more frugal – yet to sit at Le

Café in the late 90s was to be at the e centre of everything, surrounded by the people who mattered. More than any other place, it kick-started café p people culture, combining excellent service (his staff were “like soldiers”, and ‘I’ve seen an off-duty policeman be approached by better-paid than most soldiers) with a cool, casual vibe. a bandito who has a gun, to rob him in the street, and he pretends – I was standing there watching! – to take out his wallet, took out a gun, shot him ean, too, prospered; that Shared visions goes without saying. For twice in the head’ one thing, 1999 was the year President Nicos Anastasiades and Turkish Cypriot leader of the stock market in Cy- One was with the landlord who’d doors, and he’s in front of them. OK, Mustafa Akinci on Wednesday night shared their com- S mon vision for a post-settlement Cyprus, stressing that prus – and, as manager of Le Café, rented him the property. The other I’m dead”. Sean squatted down, his he was surely well-placed to receive was with a sergeant in the militia back to the door, and resigned him- the fi nancial cost of the status quo was greater than advice on when to invest and (more police, to whom he was paying pro- self to his fate – but, when someone the short-term cost of implementing a solution. importantly) when to pull out be- tection money. Fortaleza, like most entered, it was the old man: he’d fore the bubble burst. (“I was for- of Brazil, is incredibly violent: “I’ve lied to the sergeant, and told him tunate,” he says modestly.) Later, seen many people killed in Brazil,” there was no gringo here. But why? Donated chair in Knightsbridge, working with a says Sean. “Walking along the road, It turned out his unlikely benefactor A foundation set up by a Russian entrepreneur and his world-champion pastry chef named banditos just take out their gun, was the grandfather of that little boy wife has stepped in to help purchase a much needed Rik de Baere, he was sending cakes shoot them in the head and take their – remember the boy? – whom Sean to Saudi Arabia on a regular basis, money. There and then, in front of had saved from running out into the special pushchair for a six-year-old Paphos girl, who has fl unkeys fi lling taxis with cakes and me… I’ve seen an off-duty policeman street, weeks before, outside that been paraplegic since birth. Andriana Charalambous fl ying them off on private jets to the be approached by a bandito who has same favela! “And I thought: there is was presented with the new equipment at her Paphos Royal family. Did Sean himself suc- a gun, to rob him in the street, and a God!”. home. It was purchased by the Andrey and Julia Dashin cumb to the high life? “I think the he pretends – I was standing there The rest of the story isn’t so in- foundation. most stupid thing I’ve ever done,” he watching! – to take out his wallet, spirational. The bad guys won: Sean replies with a wry grin, “I once mail- took out a gun, shot him twice in was forced to seek terms with a se- ordered a Porsche Cayenne TechArt the head”. Nonetheless, it was still nior cop, and agreed to sell up and Building ties Turbo, fully customised. I mean, ful- a shock when the aforementioned leave in exchange for his life. Yet The Russian-Cypriot Gala, to be held in September at ly loaded – 543 bhp, V8 engine. It was sergeant came up to Sean in the res- something seems to have changed in a monster!”. The car cost £150,000, taurant one day, offered him 80,000 Sean O’Neill as a result of this adven- the Presidential Palace, aims to develop closer ties and took six months to manufacture. Reals – the place was worth half a ture. His life, as he says, is very sim- between the peoples of the two countries, long-time He’d just been divorced, in 2005, and million – and said “I’m buying the ple now: his fl at is 10 minutes from organiser Olga Balakleets said on Tuesday. “you go through a phase where you restaurant off you”. the Bistro, about the same from the Work comes naturally lose yourself, you do stupid things. I Sean replied that it wasn’t for gym, about the same from Christina guess that was the most stupid.” sale. “Three days later I’m in the and the kids. His world has shrunk Lifer’s demands Maybe so. Yet the most striking restaurant. Lunchtime again, full to the dimensions of this safe little Cyprus’ longest-serving thing about his apartment now is of people. He comes, in his uniform, diamond – yet, inside, he’s bursting lifer Panayiotis Kafkaris has how bare it is. There are no paint- with two other uniformed men, puts with purpose. After having grown asked to be put to death ings on the walls, no real décor – just a gun to the back of my head and he rich and lazy for a while, in his 40s, “I unless his request for parole a small pile of books in a corner, in- whispers in my ear: ‘Gringo, I will have that raw energy back to achieve cluding Alex Ferguson’s autobiog- shoot you in the head and bury you again”. is re-examined. In the raphy and Robert Ludlum’s Bourne in Beira Mar’. Beira Mar was the lo- Sean is a positive person. Every handwritten letter, Kafkaris trilogy. After Brazil, he “made it cal beach. I turned around: ‘Go f*** period of his life – Hong Kong, Nico- says his good conduct in simple,” he says. “With all that hap- yourself. I’m not selling it’. Now, that sia, London, even Fortaleza – seems prison - where he has taken pened to me there, when I came back was a big mistake – but I guess it’s the to have been “an amazing experi- up painting and poetry, and I realised that the simple things in Gaelic, Irish temper: ‘I won’t be bul- ence”. He’s full of praise for his vari- helps other inmates who life are the best. Freedom, the ability lied’. Which, again, was going back to ous collaborators. Erika Vasiliou, are drug addicts - should be to speak and do as you like without being a child,” growing up tough and who founded Le Café, was “an incred- taken into account. fear of someone coming to kill you, or standing up to his father. “I refused ible marketeer”. Athos Papaellinas, take it from you. It’s silly things now to be bullied”. his partner in London, taught him that make me happy. And I’m actu- The sergeant left again – but Sean more about business than he learned Caustic attack ally a really content guy now.” found himself in serious trouble. A in his MBA. He’s also a meticulous Ah, Brazil. Where to begin? He few days later, he was informed that person – the kind who remembers ev- A 40-year-old domestic worker from Nepal has reported has a son there, Mateus, who’ll be the cop had taken out a contract on ery date, every number. I can see why to Peyia police that her employer, aged 60 burned three in August; Mateus’ mother is a his life. He was now a marked man, he relishes going to work, the plan- her with sodium hydroxide (caustic soda) - the main beachwear model. (Sean has two kids and unless he left Brazil (which, for ning, the nuts and bolts, the feel of a component in drain cleaner - after she refused to follow here as well, 14-year-old Alex and business reasons, he was loath to do) job well done. “For me, work comes through with attempts he made to sexually harass her. 12-year-old Anna; they live with his would surely fi nd himself dead. He naturally. I can understand it, and ex-wife Christina.) He started buy- decided to disappear, and went into I’m comfortable with it. I’m not so ing property in the mid-00s, fl ats by hiding in the favelas. An old man comfortable with personal relation- Pension donated the ocean in a place called Fortaleza, rented him a room: four by three me- ships – because they can be compli- in the north-east – and moved there tres, stifl ingly hot, full of mosquitos. cated, and you have to speak to your A pensioner living in Limassol, 88-year-old Onoufrios himself in 2011, initially for a six- Sean wondered why the mattress emotions and get involved”. Michaelides, has sent Greek Prime Minister Alexis month extended holiday (his plan was up on a stone platform – but He seems pretty good at them, Tsipras his monthly pension of €505 as a contribution was to buy more property, then sell no longer wondered when he heard though, I point out, thinking of the toward the Greek national fund. He said he sent the everything before the World Cup). scratching at night and saw a water various girlfriends he’s mentioned money to express his support and gratitude. While in Fortaleza, he started get- rat, big as a cat, inches from his face, and the kids on two continents. ting business ideas – a man so active trying to climb up the platform. Maybe it’s because he’s so “rug- could hardly sit around all day – fi rst One day, he heard voices outside gedly handsome,” quips Sean – and Cars grabbed for a children’s entertainment park – and saw the sergeant talking to the laughs so hard that he actually claps A Greek Cypriot who is owed over £2m sterling by the then, while waiting for the licences, old man in the courtyard. The offen- his hands, and rocks in his chair. He for a failing, 240-seater restaurant in sive gringo had been tracked down. stops, turning serious: “For me,” he Turkish Cypriot Immovable Property Commission (IPC) the city centre which he took over, re- “I froze,” he tells me. “I thought OK, says earnestly, “my happiness comes sequestered, through the courts in the north, the vehi- furbished and promptly turned into any minute now he’s going to come from seeing other people enjoy the cles owned by ‘government ministers’ as part payment, a roaring success. through the door and shoot me. things I’ve created”. Then goes off to his lawyer said. “I had two contracts,” he recalls. There’s no way out – there are two do exactly that, at the Bistro.

July 12, 2015 • SUNDAY MAIL 06 FEATURE

Date change: Tyler Ford From Miley Cyrus to St Vincent, and Miley Cyrus young stars are breaking the rules when it comes to gender identity says LUCY BRISBANE LLabelsabels areare ssoo llastast yyearear

and impartial to pronouns, has ex- pressed irritation at commentators frequently placing emphasis on her being a “woman in music”. On the other hand, 20-year-old American musician Shamir’s gender identity and style has made him an icon to young fans, who are generally more aware of open labels. He says: “I have no gender, no sexuality, and no f***s to give.” Elsewhere Cara Delevingne’s op star, provocateur and one way of expressing a gender out- girlfriend St Vincent has identifi ed now LGBT+ activist Mi- side the binary of man and woman. as gender fl uid and Kristen Stewart ley Cyrus is a master of Like Tyler Ford, many people with has been held up as an icon of agen- starting conversation. nonbinary genders use “they” and der style. Although sometimes in- While the likes of Cait- “their” pronouns, although language correctly depicted as trends or fads, Plyn Jenner and Laverne Cox have and gender expression vary widely. non-binary genders are understood recently been raising the profi le of Popular terms include gender- as coming under the umbrella term trans women, Miley’s date at the queer, gender fl uid and gender neu- trans. Despite this, non-binary-iden- recent amfAR gala in New York has tral but rejecting traditional labels Canadian artist Grimes, who tifi ed people often suffer from a lack highlighted a different kind of gen- means there are unlimited possibili- of support. der identity. She was joined by Tyler ties. Facebook last year added more describes herself as gender neutral The London salon Open Barbers Ford, a writer whose growing fame is than 70 options for gender identity doesn’t do gender-specifi c haircuts, part of a wider trend of people with but was forced to update this to an and impartial to pronouns, has and when booking appointments, nonbinary genders coming out in the open textbox where you can write there is the option to choose your public eye, from musicians such as any genders and pick from pronouns expressed irritation at commentators pronoun. Co-director Felix Lane ex- Grimes, Shamir and Angel Haze to she, he or they. plains that asking about pronouns the latest star of Orange is the New Ruby Rose, the Australian model frequently placing emphasis on her “is a way of reassuring people that Black, Ruby Rose. and presenter who plays Stella in Or- being a ‘woman in music’ they will be spoken about in the way Prior to fi nding fame as Miley ange is the New Black, identifi es as they want. It’s really important to Cyrus’ new BFF, Tyler Ford was gender fl uid, a term which usually allow people to self identify and not known for writing on teen site Rook- Ruby Rose. Above denotes an ever-changing “fl uidity” decide or assume what their pronoun ie mag and MTV as well as a stint left: Cara Delevingne in expressing both masculinity and or gender identity is.” on US talent show The Glee Project. and St Vincent. Above femininity. She prefers to use “she” Lane says many of their clients Ford uses the pronoun “they” rather right: Alex Cargile pronouns but has been open about prefer gender-neutral pronouns and than “he” or “she” and expresses and Kristen Stewart spending much of her life feeling un- he and business partner Greygory their gender in an ambiguous way. comfortable with parts of her body, Glass give workshops on how to be An article about a typical day in binding her chest from a young age. more gender inclusive at hairdress- Tyler’s life described the diffi cul- It’s increasingly common for peo- ing colleges. Another group that ties faced. “Feeling misunderstood ple to defi ne and express their gender does advocacy and support work seems to be a common human expe- in a non-binary way, whether that’s with trans people is Gendered In- rience - but for people like me whose through their bodies, style or lan- telligence. Its founder, Jay Stewart, narratives are not represented as guage, but in wider society this can recently gave a TED talk calling for often in mainstream media, it’s our be diffi cult due to a lack of awareness everyone to be more critical of gen- everyday existence.” or understanding. American star der and how we defi ne it, not only for Cyrus, who has alluded to hav- Angel Haze uses “they” and “their” trans people but for the benefi t of so- ing a “genderqueer” identity herself, pronouns. The rapper came out as ciety generally. teamed up with Ford as part of her agender on Twitter in February but Stewart believes we are living on charitable project The Happy Hip- media reports still widely misgender the cusp of a gender revolution, and if pie Foundation, which aims to com- Haze. the increasing openness both on and bat stigma and homelessness among Canadian artist Grimes, who off red carpets is anything to go by LGBT+ youth. Being “agender” is describes herself as gender neutral he might just be right.

SUNDAY MAIL• July 12, 2015 Finders Keepers Bespoke furniture and home acces- 07 sories from recycled materials. For more details, call 99 283231, email fi nderskeepers1317, or visit the Face- book page ‘Finders Keepers’ One man’s trash… Two cousins have quit their professions too make furniture and accessories from recycled materials. ALIX NORMAN meets them

successful.succes We’ve been running since last September, and the orders aare fl ooding in, though we’re ccareful to take things slowly, ststepe by step – we don’t want to ost in the sunny suburb else has claimed,” get ahead of ourselves.” As well of Aradippou, I’m direct- Loucas says, ex- as realising their own creations, ed to the right place by a plaining the joy FinFinders Keepers is also enjoying helpful neighbour. Work- of discovering un- a rrush of commissions, and the ing on no more informa- wanted furniture by boyboys regularly set off to show tionL than “the house with the boys the roadside, or car thetheir portfolio to interested cli- who make things”, he’s able to ac- parts in their local enents. company me to the right doorstep, scrapyard. “We take “Until now, people in Cy- and while I doubt he knows that my something that’s al- pprus have had to depend on interviewees are Facebook-famous, most destroyed and dedecorating shops for this kind he’s certainly aware of the amazing bring it back to life: of thing,”t says Pavlos. “But they creations that appear from the work- stripping, sanding, tentend to be very expensive. We shop at the back. “Two boys, cous- painting, printing can make something completely ins,” he tells me, calling their names – whatever it takes uniqunique, tailored to your décor, across the lawn. And from the back, to give it that Find- colocolour scheme and style, for a Minas Patslaos Loucas emerges to ers Keepers touch. fracfraction of the cost.” So popular welcome me to the place where the Each piece is always is thetheir venture, that the cousins magic happens, the home of Finders unique, always a one- for spray paint – even at that youyoungng have aalready sold hundreds of piec- Keepers. off, and 90 per cent Working with agagee – once left him black from headhead eses,, beebeen commissioned to produce Introductions completed (moth- recycled; it’s a cliché,é to toe. toe These days – their abilities the furfurniture for a coffee shop based er, various animals and someone I but one man’s rubbish truly is an- everything refi ned – the two focus on turning on a TV series, and have absolutely suspect may be a brother to one of other man’s treasure.” Or woman’s. unwanted items into something no intention of returning to their for- my interviewees), Minas Patsalos Because the vast majority of their from metal special, modernising, accessorising, mer professions! apologises for his cousin’s absence customers are female, drawn to the distressing and repainting – though “We love this work,” adds Pav- – “he’s on his way” – and we settle edgy exclusivity of owning a chair, or pipes to with fewer mishaps. And the results los. “It’s very liberating: transfer- down under the green shade of the shelf, or table that’s entirely unique. pallets, are spectacular: perfectly on-trend ring what you have in mind into the pergola to sort out names. Both Working with everything from and much-coveted by buyers with an product is hugely satisfying. I’ve young men are named for their pa- metal pipes to pallets, mother- motherboards eye for both style and affordability. decided that I’m going to do this ternal grandfather (the best way boards to lamps, Loucas and Pavlos Pallets become beautifully-tex- forever.” Loucas, more pragmatic in to distinguish, I’m told, is by refer- are bringing their considerable skills to lamps, tured bases for long-line sofas; pip- his responses, nevertheless concurs. ring to them by their fathers’ names: to furniture design. It’s a familiar Loucas and ing is welded into playful lamps and “We’re taking things step by step,” Loucas and Pavlos) and were born world for boys who grew up creating light fi xtures; electrical items are re- he concludes. “We’re very fl exible, just a month apart. But there the and building things in their spare Pavlos are invented as elements of coffee tables both in terms of what we can do and similarities stop. Because, despite time. “As kids, we were always out- or clocks or seating. Personalised in our work conditions. One day,” he being partners in a highly success- side playing, creating,” says Loucas. bringing their photos are reproduced on weathered adds, “we hope to have a bigger work- ful venture and best of friends “since “When we were ten we built a tree- considerable planking, unusual candleholders are shop, maybe a team of people. But the Lego years”, the two are very dif- house in the empty plot at the back,” carved from textured offcuts, pre- for now, we’re very happy in what we ferent. he continues, explaining with a skills to loved signs are printed with quirky do.” Wishing them both well, I take Loucas is quiet, deep, an econo- wicked grin how Pavlos’ enthusiasm aphorisms. There’s a very vintage my leave, sure that they will keep on mist by trade with a masters in Real furniture feel to the enterprise which, while fi nding the joy in what they do: the Estate and Property Management; lending each piece the quality of a boys who make things. Unique. Pavlos more garrulous and outward- design treasured heirloom, also plays into ly creative, qualifi ed in both Product the current vogue for anything retro. Design and Design and Technology. It’s a style which owes itself in part They’re very different in terms of to boys’ trips to Europe – “we’ve looks - Loucas is bald, Pavlos sports a seen this in Prague and Budapest healthy beard - and though the latter and Greece; in the cafés and bars is the elder of the two, it’s his cousin and restaurants,” says Pavlos –but who appears more world-weary. But mostly to the cousins’ creative tal- the contrasts, it seems, make for ents. a very successful pairing. Because While both work equally on the through the business of upcycling, pieces, it’s generally Pavlos who reinvention and pure creation these wakes in the middle of the night young gentlemen have created their with design ideas, and Loucas who own thriving venture. ensures everything’s in order. “We “We’re called ‘Finders Keepers’ split our jobs, but can both do ev- because it suggests the happiness erything,” says Pavlos, echoing his you get from fi nding something cousin’s assertion that the two are a that’s not yours, something nobody great team, “and it seems to be very

July 12, 2015 • SUNDAY MAIL 08 TRAVEL

White isle: Santorini's cliff clinging villages

TThishis ccornerorner ofof GGreecereece sayssays YesYes The dramatic setting of Santorini is a hit not only for holidays but weddings. JACK LEFLEY and his family photobomb the happy couples

t is one thing to crash a wed- time to take it all in. Beyond our lofty by the enormous Minoan eruption ding; quite another to pho- vantage point and just across the around 3,600 years ago - some say tobomb the happy couple. sparkling lagoon far below, we spied Santorini was the location of the lost On the sun-soaked island of the island of Thirasia, also once part city of Atlantis. Santorini, however, we found of the caldera which was destroyed However, before long we found ourselvesI intruding on such special moments, sometimes without even leaving our own balcony. My wife, toddler son and I were staying in the village of Imerovigli, next to the capital Fira and perched on a clifftop overlooking the Aegean sea. We were there before the latest fi nancial crisis but even now with Greece defaulting on its debt to the IMF and amid reports of cash ma- chines running dry, life goes on. In fact, the tourist industry needs visitors more than ever, particularly those with plenty of euros in cash. On our fi rst day we decided get an overview of the island’s staggering terrain with a walk along the winding coastal path that clings to the edge A happy couple pose for photos of this remnant of a volcanic caldera. With a young child in tow our prog- ress was slow, so there was plenty of

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ourselves accidentally invading what however, were having pre-wedding looked like a wedding photoshoot: a photographs taken to show off on woman in a full, white wedding dress their big day. Some of the couples perched on a wall with arms out- were clutching laminated A4 guides stretched. A slightly embarrassed directing them to the best vistas, looking groom in black tie was snap- the suggestions running into the ping away on his camera as the bride hundreds. pulled a series of ever more extrava- At one point we even witnessed a gant poses with the sparkling sea as happy couple being ushered away by her backdrop. There were no guests exasperated apartment owners with Carnival and no photographer, so we assumed the plea: “This is private property - it was overspill from a wedding at please go away.” one of the nearby hotels and carried After unwittingly gatecrashing so on with our walk. many magical moments we were in Before long we stumbled on the need of a drink. Happily, we chanced to start same scene. This time the bride upon the aptly named Rocka Cafe, carved into the cliff face of Imerovig- li, where we arrived in time to see a picture-perfect sunset. It was here that we discovered the ‘cultural’ Santorini Brewing Company’s beers. This micro-brewery was launched on the island in 2011 as a partnership between an English enthusiast, a lo- Cuba cruises cal oenologist, a Serbian brewer and an American - an optimistic venture in an uncertain economic climate. The refreshing Yellow Donkey “la- By David Adams Line Holdings Ltd, have expressed interest but gered ale” went down particularly Carnival Corp has won US approval to operate say the US embargo remains an obstacle. well after a day spent avoiding be- culturally-themed cruises to Cuba and plans Frank Del Rio, the Cuban-born president coming a wedding shoot extra. to start taking travellers there next May, join- and chief executive offi cer of Norwegian, said When we returned to our apart- ing a growing list of maritime companies hop- Carnival’s move took the island one step closer ment, however, we were greeted by ing to profi t from a thaw in relations between toward an overall easing of leisure travel the sight of a young couple in full Washington and Havana. “I extend my congratulations and best wedding gear being shooed off our The United States and Cuba have been wishes to Carnival for pioneering this critical balcony by a hotel worker. working for months to improve relations after fi rst step,” he said, adding he hoped it would We needed, at least, sanctuary more than fi ve decades of animosity that led help ease US leisure travel restrictions on Countdown steps leading to the lofty capital Fira in our own lodgings - with a young to a trade embargo against the communist-led Cuba. child, sometimes just making it country. Swiss company MSC Cruises last week out of the house can be a lot to ask. The countries formally agreed last week to became the fi rst cruise line to base a ship in The refreshing Yellow However, the friendly staff at our restore diplomatic relations on July 20. Cuba, announcing that the 2,120-passenger Donkey ‘lagered apartments, the Annio, were able Miami-based Carnival, the world’s largest MSC Opera will take up winter residence in to arrange deliveries from most of cruise operator, said it was still in talks with Havana from December to April, in partner- ale’ went down the local restaurants and even the Cuba for approval to start specialised humani- ship with a Cuban state-owned travel fi rm. supermarkets. The complex is on tarian and cultural visits there that fall within In May, the US Treasury Department particularly well after the highest spot of the caldera rim, US embargo guidelines. approved several licences for passenger ferry offering unrivalled views of Skaros Americans are still banned from going to services between the United States and Cuba. a day spent avoiding Castle. Cuba as tourists but are allowed to go for a Such services were cut off in the 1960s, The black-sand beaches and an- dozen approved motives such as visiting fam- following the Cuban revolution that brought becoming a wedding cient archaeological sites, such as ily or participating in academic, professional, Fidel Castro to power. shoot extra the remains of the Minoan Bronze religious or educational programmes. Carnival said its cruise licence was ap- Age settlement of Akrotiri, made Despite the ongoing restrictions, the news proved by the Treasury Department and the The vertigenous path down to the port was welcomed by the travel industry. US Department of Commerce and would “A lot of Americans want to visit Cuba and be launched in May under its new “fathom” this is one of the fi rst real mass ways to get brand, set up last month to run cruises with to Cuba,” said Brad Tolkin, chief executive humanitarian and cultural themes to the Do- of World Travel Holdings, a major booker of minican Republic. cruises. Carnival will use the 710-passenger vessel, Cuba currently doesn’t have the infrastruc- the MV Adonia, for its Cuba cruises, on the ture to handle an infl ux of American visitors small side for the company, whose ships typi- so docking at a port would alleviate pressure cally carry 2,000 to 3,000 people. on hotel accommodations, he added. Carnival said the cruises would focus on Carnival is the fi rst major US-based cruise education, the environment and economic ship company to venture into Cuban waters. development and feature Spanish lessons and Two other Miami-based companies, Royal workshops on the country’s heritage. There Caribbean Cruises Ltd and Norwegian Cruise will be no casinos or stage shows. Etihad, Hong Kong Airlines expand codeshare Etihad Airways, the national In addition, Hong Kong further commercial success airline of the United Arab Airlines will codeshare on for both airlines, and more Emirates, has expanded its Etihad Airways’ new service importantly unleash the true codeshare agreement with between Abu Dhabi and benefi ts of the partnership by Hong Kong Airlines to pro- Madrid, the capital and larg- offering business and leisure vide travellers with enhanced est city in Spain. The route, travellers enhanced connec- connections between Asia, which was launched in March tions and a more frequent ser- the Middle East and Europe. 2015, operates four times per vice between Asia, the Middle beckoned our son to pose with her as perfect day trips. When it was too Under the expanded code- week and offers 2,096 seats East and Europe.” she perched precariously on a boul- hot to think about getting into the share agreement, Hong Kong per week with a two class Etihad and Hong Kong der above a sheer drop. We clutched car we were able to relax with a few Airlines will place its HX Airbus A330-200. Airlines initiated their a code- his hands tightly and marched on. drinks by the pool. fl ight code on Etihad Airways’ Kevin Knight, Chief Strat- share in December 2014, al- On it went: Santorini’s stunning Thanks to a lert bar staf f we could fl ights between Hong Kong, egy and Planning Offi cer at lowing Etihad to place its EY ocean views punctuated by scenes enjoy the fi nal moments of our holi- the world’s third most impor- Etihad Airways, said: “Our code on Hong Kong Airlines’ from one bridal photo session to an- day without being disturbed by any tant fi nancial centre, and Abu codeshare agreement with fl ights between Hong Kong other. It seems that the island has amateur wedding photographers. Dhabi, the capital city of the Hong Kong Airlines was initi- and Bangkok, and on fl ights become the hottest destination for Despite a few awkward encounters, UAE. Etihad Airways com- ated last year with a primary between Hong Kong and amorous couples from South Korea these weddings were well worth menced a daily frequency on focus on enhanced connec- Okinawa, while Hong Kong and China. Some were indeed get- crashing - and Santorini remains an the route from June 15, offer- tivity between Asia and the Airlines placed its HX code on ting married on the island, while island well worth visiting, perhaps ing 3,620 seats per week with Middle East. The expanded Etihad’s service between Abu others were on honeymoon. Many, now more than ever before. an Airbus A330-200 aircraft. codeshare will result in Dhabi and Bangkok.

July 12, 2015• SUNDAY MAIL 10 FOOD & DRINK

WINES with George Kassianos LLetet thethe fruitfruit dodo thethe talkingtalking

eople looked at me with A dry rosé is a perfectct notesnotes oon the palate giving it some with citrus acidity and a note of bewilderment as I said iintriguingntrig weight and character, bone dry, mouthwatering mineral- “taste this rosé, there may accompaniment to thehe and ththe fl avour profi le is red fruit ity on the fi nish. Serve this absolute be rosé wine out there withwith raspberry and strawberry, classic with traditional southern with your name on it. In summer and there arere justjust a hint of cranberry, and per- French foods like ratatouille, fresh fact,P I know there is”. Rosé still has hapshaps a slight hint of stone fruit as goats’ milk cheeses, steamed mus- a bad reputation. Understandably, lots to chose from well.well. This is one to drink on its sels or simply a dish of Niçoise ol- because it has a history of extreme ownown and will give cause for pon- ives. €7.25 sweetness. But the French taught deringder to the wine lover, and us that a dry rosé - and they make willwi also pair well with seafood, 2014 Kyperounda Winery, Shiraz – lots of them - is a perfect accompa- pleasing fi nish. Good with lightt chicken,ch summer salads with Grenache Rouge, P.G.I. Lemesos niment to summer. Not surprisingly, seafood, summer salads. €6 fruitfru around the edges. €11 Almost red, deep pink colour, it they are very popular in the south of packs intense fl avour and complex- France, Provence being a very im- 2014 Monte Royia, Marana, 201420 Tsiakkas Winery Rodinos, ity for its price tag, with rose petal portant producer. MaratheftikoMarathefti – Shiraz P.G.I. Pafos P.G.I.P.G Lemesos and strawberry candy aromas, tart Rosé can be made from virtuallyually FromFro near Panayia vil-- This is an extremely in- berry and stone fruit fl avour with a any red grape. The colour cann fall lage, MaranaM has strawber-- tterestinger wine in style, a very hint of minerality on the lingering on a spectrum from almost white ry colocolour with hints of or-- MeMediterranean rosé. A beau- fi nish. An extremely food-friendly through salmon tones to light reds ange. TThe palate is dry, withh tiftiful rose colour, it is light- wine, dry yet robustly fruity, it will or Clarete as the Spanish say. Therehere very gogood acidity. The alco-- bbodiedo with subtle honey and work with a variety of foods. Serve are a variety of ways to makee it,it, hol is iin balance, the bodyy roroses petal aromas, bright it with anything from spice-rubbed, many of which have in common the is a llittle bit heavier, withh reredd fruit fl avours on the mid- grilled chicken, pork or even lamb fact that the skins of the grapes,s, memedium-plus fl avour in-n- ppalatea and a dry, mineral to tuna Niçoise or a grilled vegeta- where so much of the colour is,s, tensities,ten also in the redd fi nish.n Subtly attractive, it ble platter. €7 are separated from the juice fairlyy fruitfru range, encompass-ss- is rrefreshinge on its own or try early on, before they have time too inging red currant, raspberry it with light, summery foods like a 2014 Tsangarides Winery Shiraz- give the wine a darker red colour.r. and some hints of ripe plum. cold, poached salmon salad, coun- Maratheftiko, P.G.I. Paphos Blending white and red grapee ThisTh would defi nitely pair try pâté or asparagus quiche. €6.80 A semi sweet almost blush varieties is another way. Beginn wellwe with things on the grill, wine but in taste not in colour with some genuinely dark redd withwi heavier hams. €6 2014 Makkas Winery,Rodostafylo, or body. Medium dry. Coral pink wine and blend it with whitee MarathMaratheftiko - Lefkada, P.G.I. Pafos core with elegant salmon pink wine, the end result is pink. 201420 Aes Ambelis, Lefkadaada – ThisTh is rosé made in a truly and orange peel rim. Abundance What to eat with a rosé? Pair-r- Maratheftiko,Ma P.G.I Nicosiaosia classiclassic style with rose colour, of sweet cherries and pomegran- ings are seemingly endless. A po-o- A touch of sweetnesstness mediumedium body, fruity fl avours yet ate, candy fl oss and ripe straw- tential pairing list for rosé sug-g- is apparent on the palatealate a dry fi nish. It is simple, food- berry aromas. Clean and crisp gests anchovies, then jumps too aloalong with a strong per- friendfriendly and exactly what you entrance, refreshingly medium baba gannoush, and continues on fufumed nose of strawber-wber- would hope for from a modestly- ddryry with good acidity to balance. to chicken, prawns, cranberries,s, rieries, peach and pome-me- pricpriced rosé. The fl avours are HintsHints of buttery creamy notes and duck, grilled fi sh (such as salm-m- granate,gra violets and a primarilypri red fruit and cherry complexitycompl to this serious and de- on), ham, pizza, pork (especially on hint of cream. Fresh, fruityty agagain, though some fi nd they lightfullightfu rosé fi nishing off with lin- the grill), prosciutto and melon and and crisp on the palate, par-ar- cacan detect strawberries and geringgering aftertaste of red cherries, more. Halleluiah… a solution for ticular attention has beenen wawatermelon as well. The wine spicespice aand strawberry to match any meze. paid to the residue sugar to woworks very well with picnic AsianAsian type food. €9 make sure that the sweetnessss foofoods like cold, fried chicken, does not “override” the subtlele popotato salad and pound cake 2014 EEzousa Winery Eros, P.G.I. Paphos 2014 Vouni Panayias, Pambela, Mavro – fruit characters thus leavingng bubut it should work fairly well TheT 2014 Eros rosé is the epito- Maratheftiko, P.G.I. Pafos the fi nish clean and refresh-h- witwith any summer food you’re meme of a good rosé. No pretension, Cranberry colour, clear and ing, ready for the next glassss cracraving. €6.60 no pretence. Just a fruit laden bright, medium intensity. The nose around the BBQ. Light to me-e- rollerroll coaster ride of raspberries, is also very bright, medium inten- dium body, with soft tanninsns 2014201 Kathikas Winery Einalia, strawberries,stra lychees and fl owers sity with hints of red fruit. On the and marked acidity. €8 ShirazSh – Maratheftiko, P.G.I. withwith a silky smooth fi nish. A me- palate it is off-dry, meaning just the PafosPaf diumdiu weighted palate, delicate slightest hint of sweetness, still on 2014 Zambartas Winery, Lefkadaa texturetex with a cocktail of black- the dry end of the spectrum, with – CabernetFranc, P.G.I Lemesos A vibrant, ruby pink, this berry,berr strawberry and cherry and good acidity, light tannins and bal- Dark pink with a rich nose of wine’s colour echoes its content. cocoacoc cream fl avours and spice anced alcohol. Body is medium, and red fruit along with some hints of Complex, robust yet surprisingly andand everything nice. Pair it with the fl avour intensity medium to me- citrus fruit. The palate is bone dry, elegant, this very sophisticated dishesdish like charcuterie platter, dium-plus with fl avours of red fruit with medium tannin for rosé, very rosé offers restrained strawber- pastapas carbonara, Waldorf salad including strawberry, raspberry and good balance of components with ry, tart cherry, pomegranate and andand barbecue pork. €8.50 just a little bit of red cherry. Long, the alcohol. There are some mineral honeysuckle aromas and fl avours French wine regions Champagne, Burgundy win world heritage status Burgundy's Côte de Nuits France’s wine-making region the tourism industry, which It includes the vineyards of the Côte de Nuits and the of Champagne and a part of employs some 2 million peo- Hautvilliers, Aý and Mareuil- Côte de Beaune south of the Burgundy have been granted ple, to help kick-start growth. sur-Aý, Saint-Nicaise Hill city of Dijon. “The site is an “world heritage status” by Last month, the government in Reims, and the Avenue outstanding example of grape the United Nations, giving a announced a fund intended de Champagne and Fort cultivation and wine produc- boost to the country’s drive to boost everything from Chabrol in Epernay, as well tion developed since the High to encourage tourism and hotels to heritage sites. as production sites, under- Middle Ages,” it said. revive its fl agging economy. At a meeting in Bonn, Ger- ground cellars, and the sales Culture Minister Fleur Pel- The designation by UNESCO, many, UNESCO also granted and distribution centres, or lerin welcomed the decisions, the United Nation’s cultural world heritage status to sites Champagne Houses. which take France to 41 sites arm, is accorded to cultural including the Diyarbakir For- “The property bears clear on the world heritage list, in- and natural sites deemed tress in Turkey and two sites testimony to the develop- cluding two other wine-mak- signifi cant to world history in Denmark. ment of a very specialised ing regions, Saint Emilion and can be accompanied by In Champagne, UNESCO artisan activity that has and Bordeaux. funding for preservation. recognised an area where the become an agro-industrial UNESCO has “brought amply France is already the world’s method of producing spar- enterprise,” UNESCO said in deserved recognition to these most visited country, welcom- kling wines was developed in a statement. two regions, which have ing 84 million tourists last the early 17th century to its In Burgundy, UNESCO learned how to preserve and year. The euro zone’s second- early industrialisation in the recognised the Climats, value their cultural and natu- largest economy is looking to 19th century. vineyards on the slopes of ral patrimony,” said Pellerin.

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RECIPES with Maria Socratous

As the heat settles in it is time for fruit and barbecues A ttasteaste ofof ssummerummer Dukkah-Spiced BBQ Chicken Wings Serves 10-12

50g sesame seeds 1tbsp each cumin and coriander seeds 1tsp each coarsely ground black pep- per and paprika Juice 1 lemon, plus extra wedges to serve 2tbsp olive oil 1tbsp tahini paste 25 chicken wings Handful of pomegranate seeds Small handful of coriander leaves, stems discarded Lemon wedges, to serve

 To make dukkah, toast the sesame seeds in a frying pan until lightly golden, then transfer to a bowl. In the same pan, toast the cumin and coriander seeds until fragrant. Now combine all the spices, sesame seeds and some seasoning in a mini food processor, or pestle and mortar and blend to a coarse mix. enough to cook (or heat oven to 200C/ 225g self-raising fl our  Mix the lemon juice, olive oil and fan 180C/gas 6). Barbecue the wings,  Heat the oil in a heavy-based sauce- 1tsp baking powder tahini paste and rub all over the turning, for 25-30 minutes until pan. Add the onions and fry for a few 2tsp vanilla extract chicken wings. Leave to marinate in charred and cooked through (or roast minutes until starting to soften. Add 100g ground almonds the fridge for 1 hour. in the oven for 45-50 minutes). Trans- the ginger and cook until soft, anoth- 85g soured cream  Reserve 1tbsp of the dukkah mix fer the wings to a big platter. Scatter er 1-2 minutes. 5-6 ripe plums, halved and stoned and sprinkle the rest over the wings over the reserved dukkah, the pome-  Stir in the spices for 1-2 minutes For the crumble with 1tsp salt. Toss to coat, and leave granate seeds and coriander leaves, to release their aroma, then add the 50g each of ground almonds, plain for up to 24 hrs in the fridge. and serve with lemon wedges. peppers, vinegar and sugar. Simmer fl our and caster sugar  Light the barbecue and wait until for 10 minutes until the sugar has dis- 50g butter, chopped into pieces the coals are covered with a thin lay- solved and the peppers are starting Cream to serve er of white ash, which means it is hot Spiced Peach and Pepper to soften. Chutney  Stir in the sultanas and peaches,  Heat oven to 180C/fan 160C/gas 4. Makes 4 x 500ml jars and simmer for another 45 minutes Grease and line a 22cm deep loose- until the chutney is pulpy and thick. bottom, cake tin with parchment. 2tbsp olive oil Leave to stand for 15 minutes; then For the crumble, place all the ingre- 3 onions, fi nely chopped while still warm, pot into sterilised dients in a bowl and rub together un- Thumb-sized piece ginger, fi nely jars. It will keep for 3 months and til crumbly. chopped keep refrigerated once opened and  For the cake, place all the ingredi- 1tbsp yellow mustard seeds eat within a month. Serve with sau- ents, except the plums, in a bowl and 2tsp coriander seeds, lightly crushed sages, burgers, cheese or ham. beat until smooth. Tip into the tin 1tsp turmeric and level the top. Arrange the plums, ½ tsp each ground cloves and chilli cut-side up, over the mix, and scatter fl akes Plum Crumble Cake over the crumble. 3 red peppers, deseeded and diced Serves 12  Bake for 50 minutes or until an in- 400ml white wine vinegar serted skewer comes out clean. Cool 400g granulated sugar 175g butter, at room temperature in the tin for 20 minutes and then fi n- 100g sultanas 175g caster sugar ish cooling on a wire rack. Serve plain 1kg peaches, stoned and chopped 3 large eggs or with cream. Whyyoushouldeat Strawberries and cream COMPILED BY ALIX NORMAN Today’s panel comes to you courtesy of and tennis were symbols of prosperity, defi nitely advantage strawberries. But there’s no way you’re going to leave the strawberries can delay cognitive impair- the fi nal day of Wimbledon. Because if and thus the perfect snack for affl uent there are some compensations! Although tv! ments by several years. there’s one event that’s indelibly associ- spectators. By 1953, vendors were offi - cream is considered to be at least 30 The strawberries, however, are legion Meanwhile, modern research has ated with strawberries and cream, this cially selling Kentish Elsanta strawberries per cent butterfat (eek!) it’s only fi ve per in their benefi ts. Just one cup (about proved that the fruit can increase is it! All over the world, avid tennis fans at Wimbledon’s concession stands and, cent protein – less than milk. So those eight medium-sized berries) yields one good cholesterol, lower blood pres- are sitting down to bowls of delicious- today, more than 661,0001,000 pounpoundsds whowho suffsuff er fromfrom lactoselact intolerance and a half times the daily requirement of sure and generally protect from heart ness in honour of the glorious game... of strawberries andnd aapproxi-pproxi- cancan often consumeconsum heavy cream vitamin C - for a mere 150 calories. Then disease. Packed with vitamins, fi bre, and Little knowing that this gastronomical mately 1,800 gallonsons of cream withoutwithout digestive distress. there’s the anthocyanins, the unsung particularly high levels of antioxidants accompaniment actually predates the are consumed everyery yearyear ContainingContai healthy fats, heroes of this particular fruit; common to known as polyphenols, strawberries are tournament by several centuries. during the 13-dayy cream certainly gives you deep-hued berries, these pigments are a sodium-free, fat-free, cholesterol-free, References to the dish date back as far event... Quite a theth energy you need. wonderfully anti-carcinogenic. Strawber- low-calorie food. And though conscien- as 1542, when an Englishman named lot of goodness! And its calcium ries are also brilliant for the elderly: one tious dieters may worry about the high Andrew Boorde enthused about the Of course, we’re and phosphorus cup of strawberries has seven per cent sugar content, strawberries actually have addictive nature of a rural recipe for “raw not going to contentco help to curb of the potassium and 10 per cent of the a low glycaemic load due to their large craymeeten with strawbeyes”. But the pretend that creamm thosetho mid-meal crav- folate required daily for the upkeep and amounts of fi bre. association with lawn tennis actually has the same healthlth ingsings – hugely valuable formation of bone mass. And research- Grab a bowl, sit back and enjoy. Wimble- came much later. In the late 1800s, when benefi ts as, say, kale;ale; in kniknife-edge matches ers at Harvard’s Brigham and Woman’s don and strawberries and cream, you’re Wimbledon began, both strawberries in nutritional termsms it’it’ss or endlessendl tie breaks when Hospital concluded that a regular dose of guaranteed to love (it) all!

July 12, 2015 • SUNDAY MAIL 12 FOOD & DRINK

RESTAURANT REVIEW by Andreas Vou

OTHER PLACES TO TRY NICOSIA DISTRICT Bar Italia CCoolool ooffff wwithith ssomeome Zenonos Sozou, Tel: 22 377033 Da Paolo K. Palaiologou Street, Tel: 22 438538 Il Forno Ledras Street, Tel: 22 456454 qqualityuality IItaliantalian Il Baccaro Prodromos Ave, Tel: 22 676969 VITAL STATISTICS Marzano SPECIALITY Pizzas and pastas Diagorou Ave, Tel: 22 663740 Aldente, Larnaca WHERE Aldente, Phinikoudes, Pene e Vino Larnaca Verenikis Street, Tel: 22 784545 s well as the wonderful enough fl avour as there should have CONTACT 24 664540 Pizza Pasta Monaco weather this time of the been and the dish, towards the latter PRICE €17-€20 – starter, main and Kennedy ave 8, Tel: 22 447744 year, the summer always stages, was a bit too oily. The general drink Tavolino brings out a vibrant at- feeling around the table, however, was Onassagorou, Tel: 22 663199 mosphere along Phinik- one of contentedness. Aoudes in particular as the whole On the other hand, the pizza Trattoria Romantica promenade, with its countless bars was great. We opted for the Pizza de Evagora Pallikaridi Street, Tel: 22 377276 and restaurants, are fi lled by fami- Spinaci, a simple but wholesome thin lies, couples and friends throughout crust pizza with spinach, scamorza, LIMASSOL DISTRICT the day. mozzarella, sundried tomatoes and Al Pesto Aldente is located midway onions. It is cooked in a traditional Amathountos Street, Tel: 25 328782 through the strip and has been held wood-fi red oven which cooks the in high regard since its inauguration pizza thoroughly in a matter of a few Artima in 2011 due to its passion for Italian minutes. Charoupomylos Laniti, Vasilissis, old port, cuisine. 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That winter but due to the humidity of is not to say that there are limited op- Amathus Avenue, Tel: 25 313184 tions, but that they stick to what they Proclaimed as ‘spicy La Boca seemingly know best. and adventurous’ on Columbia Plazza, Tel: 25 278000 For starters, we went for Bruschet- La Forchetta, Limassol ta, which is grilled bread with olive oil, the menu, I ended up 278 St Andrew’s Street, 25 361313 chopped fresh tomatoes, garlic, basil and onions. Additionally, we shared settling on the Spaghetti Pasta Mia the Melanzane alla Greca; small rolls Kolonakiou 26, Tel: 25 376999 of aubergine containing feta along Aglio e Olio - which was Pizza Express with tomatoes topped with olive oil. a mixture of garlic, hot Akadimias street, Tel: 25 318709 The freshness of the contents of both were evident, a great way to set up the chili peppers, parsley, San Lorenzo main meal without getting full. Amathoundos Avenue, Tel: 25 322922 For the main course, it was tough croutons and olive oil Vivaldi to decide whether to go for pasta or Four Seasons Hotel, Tel: 25 858000 pizza. I had tried the pizza on a pre- the evening, we preferred to sit out- vious occasion and it was fantastic. side and take in some fresh air. The LARNACA DISTRICT Instead I thought I would try a pas- furniture consists of basic square ta- ta dish and, due to all of our group’s bles and slightly uncomfortable steel Al Dente craving for a slice of pizza, we ordered chairs. Athinon Ave Tel: 24 664540 one to share between us. The service was great all round, Don Corleone P r o c l a i m e d a s ‘ s p i c y a n d a d v e n t u r - with three or four different members Hotels Avenue, Protaras, Tel: 23 833278 ous’ on the menu, I ended up settling of staff attending to the table over the Fresh Lounge on the Spaghetti Aglio e Olio - which course of the evening; to greet us, for Ayia Napa, Tel: 23-721043 was a mixture of garlic, hot chili pep- each stage of the meal, to check up on pers, parsley, croutons and olive oil. whether everything was satisfactory Italia Spaghetteria Indeed, it was spicy but not exactly ad-ad and to offer sugsuggestions.g Academia Centre, Tel: 24 629450 venturouventurouss – I felt ththatat it ddidid not contcontainain TTherehere is an iimpressive variety of Just Italian ccognacsognacs and whwhiskeys available but Kappari Street, Paralimni, Tel: 99 337890 I was more impressedimpr with the selec- ttionion of liliqueursqueur which tends to be a ggoodood signsign oof an authentic al Ital- PAPHOS DISTRICT iianan rerestaurant.s Limoncello, Cavallini GraGrappapp and Sambuca 65 Poseidonos Avenue, Tel: 26 964164 RoRomanam are the most Grazie Ristorante cocommonm and tradi- Anastasias & Theoskepastis Street, Tel: titionalo ones while there 26 818298 wwas also the Brazilian cclearl rum known as La Vigna CCachaca made from Coral Bay, Tel: 26 813755 sugars cane. For me, Mare E Monti LimoncelloL is the Aphrodite’s Ave, Tel: 26 967979 onlyo way to go after ana Italian meal, bet- Risto La Plazza Cafe Bar Restaurant tter than a dessert or Alkminis street, Tel: 26 819921 a coffee. Ristorante Bacco While I may have Elysium Hotel, Tel: 26 844444 sstumbledtu upon a not- so-gso-greatr main, the overall exexperienceperie was positive and tthishis iiss a place that I would dedefifi nitelynitely ttryr again.

SUNDAY MAIL• July 12, 2015 TECHNOLOGY 13

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July 12, 2015• SUNDAY MAIL 14 FILM MINIONS   DIRECTED BY Pierre Coffi n and Kyle Balda WITH THE VOICES OF Sandra Bullock, Jon Hamm, Geoff rey Rush FILM REVIEW By Preston Wilder US 2015 91 mins DDominionominion ofof MinionsMinions

Minions gives the cute yellow sidekicks from Despicable Me their own movie - and it’s totally charming, even if individual Minions don’t have much personality

inions, Minions, Min- of St. Edward’s Crown, the three ions … They’re on T- Minions’ mission – as commanded by shirts and lunchbox- their latest master, slinky supervil- es. Kid-sized Minion lain Scarlet Overkill – being to steal totems adorn the en- the crown from Queen Elizabeth II. Mtrances of toyshops and fancy-dress They tussle with the Queen in the emporiums. They single-handedly back of the royal carriage, then Bob guided Despicable Me 2 – a mediocre ends up being crowned King Bob of cartoon – to almost $1 billion at the England while Liz Windsor, bereft of global box-offi ce, and now the Min- crown and position, sinks pints and ions have their own, self-titled vehi- arm-wrestles patrons in a pub called cle. Are they taking over the world? The Pig’s Spleen. Well, yes and no. Yes, because Clearly, the humour in Minions the squat yellow creatures are ev- is more sophisticated than in The erywhere – but also no, because they Smurfs, another recent hit about a can’t take over the world: it’s not in be stretched to a second movie. Min- aspiring rogues attend seminars on their nature. Minions aren’t leaders, Bob is given a guitar, and Stuart a teddy- ions, by defi nition, don’t have much ‘How to Be Bad’ and the Minions they’re followers. Since the beginning personality (they’re happy to follow seek assistance from a Henchman of Time, their mission has been to bear, but the three lead characters are the herd; that’s the joke). Bob is giv- Placement Service. They’ve already fi nd the worst, most nefarious villain en a guitar, and Stuart a teddy-bear, met a few of the attendees, hitching a and latch on to him, her or it. Min- otherwise indistinguishable; Minions but the three lead characters are oth- ride with a clean-cut family who turn ions, in other words, are parasites. erwise indistinguishable; Minions out to be bank robbers, though the Minions also have no morals, and in doesn’t even attempt the emotional doesn’t even attempt the emotional Minions are unfazed when that hap- fact are actively immoral. Minions arcs and final-act dramas of its Pixar arcs and fi nal-act dramas of its Pixar pens. Minions are always unfazed. aren’t the greatest role models for equivalents. Minions are indestructible; you can’t your kids – though parents will be equivalents Yet the fi lm is charming. Trying torture or try to kill them, they’ll only more concerned about whether the to get to Florida, the hapless Minions laugh and think it’s a game. Unlike fi lm is scary, which I guess it could race of toy-like creatures learning the seek directions from a dog, a baby the Smurfs, who have a hierarchical be for the very young and sensitive. ways of humans. It a lso helps that the and a fi re hydrant. Later, the entire mini-society, Minions have no real There’s some rather dark humour, fi lm is set in the 60s, not the present troupe sing ‘Ma ke ’Em Laugh’ in Min- concept of right and wrong. They’re especially when the Minions acci- day – it’s a prequel to Despicable Me ionese for an audience of Abominable like kids, excited by everything. All dentally cause the demise of their – so the wholehole thing works as a bub- Snowmen. In be- tw tweeneee n we have they want is a pparent, someone to masters. A yeti is crushed by a falling bly fairytale,ale, powered by 60s pop hits ‘‘Villain-Con’,Villain-Con’, a bbelongelong to – and, like kids, they don’t icicle, a T-Rex falls in a fi ery abyss; and sly referencesferences to Richard Nixon, baddbaddies’ies’ conven- judge. Stone Age Man tries to club a bear – the cover ofof the Beatles’Beatles’ AAbbeybbey Road ttionion where Minions areare also cute. They’re but the Minions advise him to use a and the conspiracyonspiracy ttheoryheory claclaimingiming cucutete when theythey ddoo the smallest things, fl y-swatter instead, which turns out that the MMoonoon landlandingsings were ffakedaked frffromom ttakingaking ooutu a card to saying to be very bad advice. They were only (like I said,d, qquiteuite sosophis-phisi - “B“Bye-bye!”ye-bye!” ttoo wondering whether trying to help! ticated). AAss cash-cash-insins ttoo ttoo work fforor an aquatic supervillain Minions are naturally mischie- unexpecteded hhitsits ggo,o, it (“Can yyouou breathebre underwater?” vous, with a sense of happy anarchy. could’ve bbeeneen woworse.rse. asks a little girl, and Stuart cheeps: “So you think it’s funny to make fun That ssaid,aid, there’s “So-so”). ThTheyey wweare thongs, befriend of older people?” a blind old man asks unlikely too be a ‘Min‘Min-- a rat in the sewesewers,r buy a ticket to the Stuart, or possibly Kevin, or possibly ions 2’ (thethe fi lm takes Tower of LondoLondon with a solid-gold Bob. “Si!” replies the Minion with no the sidekicksicks rightright up toto iingot,ngot, and sstormtorm the Tube shouting hint of malice, just an honest answer their meetingeting wwithith Gru, “M“Mindind tthehe ggap!”ap!” in unison. At one to an honest question. (Minionese of Despicablecable MMee), whwhichich ppointoint theythey ggetet chasedch by a mob that seems to have a lot of Spanish though is just as well – notnot jjustust be- iincludesncludes a tank,tank, a chainsaw-wielding it is apparently an offi cial ‘Conlang’, cause sequelsquels suck, bubutt mmaniacaniac and a crcreepye clown – yet still or ‘constructed language’.) The blind also becauseuse it’it’ss hhardard to ttheyhey survive. HowHow do they do it? For- old codger, meanwhile, is the Keeper see how thehe concconceptept could gegett it,it, JakeJake,, it’s MMinions. filmsummaries court,court, thethe traumatisedtraum child pointed the fi nger at herh brother Ben (Tye and decdecideide to Ted 2 Sheridan),Sheridan) and hher testimony put the fi ght for Ted’s Ted the foul-mouthed teddy bear (voice of Seth them. On the road to their fi nal show, with whistle troubled 16-year-old in prison for life. 25 years civil rights in court. Directed by MacFarlane. (Com- MacFarlane) has just gotten married to Tami-Lynn stops in Jacksonville and Savannah to renew old later, a broke and desperate Libby accepts a fee (Jessica Barth) – though Ted’s best man John (Mark edy, 115 mins.) acquaintances and make new friends, Mike and Our rating:  to appear at a gathering of true-crime afi cionados Wahlberg), is down in the dumps because his wife the guys learn some new moves and shake off the led by Lyle Wirth (Nicholas Hoult) – and is shocked Lori has left him. One year later, the bear/human past in surprising ways. Also starring Matt Bomer, to learn that most of them believe that Ben is in- marriage isn’t going well and Ted decides that Magic Mike XXL Joe Manganiello and Jada Pinkett Smith. Directed nocent, and the real killer is still at large. In need having a baby might be the solution. Once artifi - by Gregory Jacobs. (Comedy-drama, 115 mins.) Three years after Mike (Channing Tatum) bowed  of money, she reluctantly agrees to help them cial insemination is determined to be a non-start- out of the stripper life at the top of his game, the Our rating: re-examine the crime by revisiting the worst mo- er, Ted and Tami opt for adoption – but the gov- remaining ‘Kings of Tampa’ are likewise ready to ments of her life. But, as Libby and Lyle dig deeper ernment declares that Ted isn’t eligible to adopt throw in the towel – but they want to do it their Dark Places into the circumstances surrounding the murders, because he’s “property”, not a person. Ted and way: burning down the house in one last blow-out Libby Day (Charlize Theron) was only seven years she is forced to question exactly what she saw – or John obtain legal counsel from an inexperienced performance in Myrtle Beach, and with legendary old when her mother and two sisters were bru- didn’t see. Also starring Chloe Grace Moretz, Chris- lawyer named Sam L. Jackson (Amanda Seyfried), headliner Magic Mike sharing the spotlight with tally murdered in their rural Kansas farmhouse. In tina Hendricks and Corey Stoll. Directed by Gilles

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AMY  DIRECTED BY Asif Kapadia UK 2015 128 mins The ‘Why’ in Winehouse

Amy is powerful and almost unbearably intimate, a full-access documentary on Amy Winehouse that’s very touching, if also close to voyeurism

orth London, 1998. A a friend – and those were her early girl’s 14th birthday par- drugs, the likes of Billie Holliday and ty. The time comes to Theolonius Monk. Amy had a very sing ‘happy birthday’, pure relationship with music, notes and the fuzzy 90s cam- a voice (the fi lm is all voices, no talk- corderN takes in her friends as they ing heads): it was “like she needed sing – but one friend, a cheeky young music. As if it were a person”. brunette, is taking the song to an- Winehouse, in short, always other level, giving it all kinds of jazzy needed drugs – she needed to es- trills and breathy intonations. Just cape, even if, objectively, she didn’t for fun, you understand – but the have much to escape from. There scene still shocks, coming at the very was no abuse or extreme child- beginning of Amy, because the girl hood poverty – though her parents is Amy Winehouse, recognisably the separated, and seem to have been The film also pushed her over the edge. goofi ng off with friends, knowing voice behind ‘Rehab’ and ‘Back to ineffectual as parents: “She needed The trouble, of course, is that lots how she ended up – a contrast the Black’ as a gawky 14-year-old. someone to say ‘no’,” reckons the risks coming of different answers are the same fi lm milks shamelessly, not least in The scene also links to the great bodyguard who befriended Amy in as no answer. Not that Amy can be the fi nal few minutes. unanswered question that gnaws her last months – and maybe that’s off as a expected to explain such a sensi- Amy is close to voyeurism. One at this potent, almost unbearably another answer to the ‘Why?’, that tive and complicated woman in two could also suspect it of manipu- intimate documentary – the ques- she spiralled into self-destruction slow-motion hours – but the fi lm also risks com- lation, in that for instance Mitch tion ‘Why?’, i.e. why did Winehouse because no-one ever told her not train wreck, ing off as a slow-motion train wreck, Winehouse isn’t even mentioned in go so wrong, burning out after to. We were both people who liked wallowing in Winehouse’s tragic tale the carefree fi rst half-hour – it’s as barely a taste of mega-stardom to to sabotage ourselves, says Blake wallowing in without supplying much illumina- though he doesn’t exist – when in die, of alcohol poisoning, at 27? The Fielder, Amy’s sleazy husband and tion. It’s especially uncomfortable fact (or at least allegedly) she and question has no easy answer, nor is drug buddy – and the fi lm, directed Winehouse’s because what we see is so intimate: he were always close. She defi nitely Winehouse the fi rst music legend to by Asif Kapadia (who made the even Kapadia seems to have had access had a big tattoo reading ‘Daddy’s succumb to excess (27 is also, no- better Senna), is structured in a way tragic tale to everything – most poignantly the Girl’ down her left arm, then again toriously, the age of death of Kurt that appears to blame Fielder for early videos of Amy on her way up, a she also seems to have loved the ig- Cobain, Jim Morrison and Jimi Amy’s decline, as well as her father without pimply teen asleep under a blanket noble Blake Fielder body and soul, Hendrix) – but you still wonder, as Mitch who comes off leech-like and supplying in the back seat of somebody’s car. and may also have tried to become the found footage piles up over two opportunistic. That’s another an- Not that she really struggled (the what the media portrayed her as hours, why her? What was there in swer to the ‘Why?’ – and of course much voice was so distinctive, and the (note a Rolling Stone cover entitled Amy that made her uniquely vulner- another answer is the media, the charisma so obvious, that success ‘The Diva and Her Demons’) – or did able to this tragic trajectory? paparazzi who surrounded Wine- llumination came almost instantly) but it’s still the media simply refl ect what was That 14-year-old girl offers the house, the “feeding frenzy” that a gut-punch watching young Amy already there? Was the fatal fl aw in beginnings of a clue – because she al- Amy Winehouse that she gave herself ready has “the stylings of a 65-year- too completely to unworthy causes? old jazz singer,” as someone puts it, Or is it wrong even to try and reduce a retro technique with no obvious a person to a single ‘Why?’. The most roots in North London. Those of us touching line in Amy is spoken, as a who were never huge fans always kind of elegy, by Tony Bennett, the found a trace of affectation in Wine- 88-year-old crooner who’s become a house – but in fact the style must’ve kind of talisman, and once recorded been an escape, an inner sanctuary. a duet with Winehouse. “Life teach- “When I’m in the deepest funk / She es you how to live it,” he points out. cheers me with a little Monk,” go the “You just have to live long enough”. lyrics of a teenage ditty, written for I n t h e e n d , s h e w a s j u s t t o o y o u n g .

Paquet-Brenner. (Dramatic thriller, 113 mins.) Rex’ about to be unveiled, operations manager Our rating:  Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard) comes to oversee fi - nal safety checks with her two nephews, hormonal Yellowbird teen Zach and his younger, dinosaur-crazy brother Yellowbird is a teeny tiny orphaned bird who has Gray, helped in her task by park ranger Owen (Chris never left the nest. He desperately wants a family, through his missions, using all manner of high- by Paul Feig. (Action comedy, 120 mins.)  Pratt). Also starring Vincent D’Onofrio. Directed by but doesn’t have one – at least till he fi nds himself tech surveillance equipment to manoeuvre him Our rating: Colin Trevorrow. (Sci-fi action, 124 mins.) leading a fl ock on their annual migration to Af- past every obstacle and enemy assailant. When Our rating:  rica. Directed by Christian De Vita. DUBBED INTO Fine is suddenly assassinated by haughty Bulgar- Jurassic World ian arms dealer Rayna Boyanov (Rose Byrne), how- GREEK. (Kids’ cartoon, 90 mins.) Two decades after the events of ‘Jurassic Park’, ever, Susan becomes determined to enter the fi eld Three Windows and a Hanging Our rating: N/A the dinosaur theme park is fully functioning and herself for the fi rst time and avenge her partner’s In a traditional village in Kosovo, a year after the known as Jurassic World. After 10 years of opera- death, arguing that she’s the only one who won’t war, when people are rebuilding their lives, the fe- tion, however, visitor rates are declining, so tycoon Spy be recognized – and, against the protests of surly male school teacher Lushe (Irena Cahani) is driven Simon Masrani (Irrfan Khan) wants to stimulate in- Susan Cooper (Melissa McCarthy) is a 40-year- agent Richard Ford (Jason Statham), the Agency by her inner conscience to give an interview to an terest in Jurassic World with a special attraction: a old analyst stuck behind a desk in a vermin-rid- chief (Allison Janney) reluctantly agrees. Also star- international journalist, telling her that she and genetically-modifi ed dinosaur hybrid that’s been den basement at CIA headquarters. Her job is to ring Bobby Cannavale and Miranda Hart. Directed three other women from the village were raped guide suave secret agent Bradley Fine (Jude Law) bred in isolation. With this so-called ‘Indominus

July 12, 2015 • SUNDAY MAIL 16 FILM Films change on Friday. Check the Cyprus Mail for details of new fi lms for Friday and Saturday

Three Windows and a Hanging newreleases Minions ravel. Directed by Asif Kapadia. (Documentary, Starting as single-celled yellow organisms, 128 mins.)  Minions – the short yellow sidekicks from De- Our rating: spicable Me – evolve through the ages, perpet- The Gallows ually serving the most despicable of masters. 20 years after a horrifi c accident during a small- Continuously unsuccessful at keeping these town school play, students at the school resur- masters, from T. Rex to Napoleon, the Minions rect the failed show in a misguided attempt to fi nd themselves without someone to serve and honour the anniversary of the tragedy – but fall into a deep depression. One Minion named they soon discover that some things are better Kevin has a plan, however, and he – along with left alone. Starring Reese Mishler, Pfeifer Brown teenage rebel Stuart and loveable little Bob – and Ryan Shoos. Directed by Travis Cluff and ventures out into the world to fi nd a new evil Chris Lofi ng. (Horror thriller, 81 mins.) boss for his brethren to follow. The trio embark Our rating:  upon a thrilling journey that ultimately leads filmsummaries by Serbian forces. When the news is published, them to 1960s London and their next potential continued from page 15 The Gallows however, the male villagers start being suspi- master, Scarlet Overkill (voice of Sandra Bull- cious about their wives. Also starring Luan Jaha ock), the world’s fi rst female supervillain. Also and Donat Qosja. Directed by Isa Qosja. In Alba- with the voices of Jon Hamm, Michael Keaton nian, with Greek subtitles. (Drama, 94 mins.) and Geoff rey Rush. Directed by Pierre Coffi n Our rating: N/A and Kyle Balda. (Kids’ cartoon, 91 mins.)  Our rating: La Source des Femmes The story takes place in current times, in a small Amy village somewhere between North Africa and The story of six-time Grammy-winner Amy the Middle East. The women bring water from Winehouse. A once-in-a-generation talent, and a mountain spring in the blazing sun. They’ve a pure jazz artist in the most authentic sense, done that since the beginning of time. Leila Winehouse wrote and sang from the heart, us- (Leila Bekhti), a young bride, urges the women to launch a love strike: no more cuddling, no ing her musical gifts to analyse her own prob- more sex until the men bring water into the lems. The combination of her raw honesty and village. Also starring Hafsia Herzi and Hiam supreme talent resulted in some of the most Abbass. Directed by Radu Mihaileanu. In Ara- unique and adored songs of the modern era. bic, with Greek subtitles. (Comedy-drama, 135 Her huge success, however, brought relentless mins.) and invasive media attention which, coupled Our rating: N/A with Amy’s troubled relationships and precari- ous lifestyle, saw her life tragically begin to un- Ratings Key Unforgettable  Unmissable  Recommendable  Watchable  Regrettable  What’sonwhere Abominable NICOSIA Yellowbird (K) Minions (K) LARNACA PAPHOS In Greek. K-Cineplex (Screen 6) at Rio 2 (in English) at 7.45 and Amy (15) 5.30pm; K-Cineplex, Mall of Cyprus 10pm, and (in Greek), weekends Amy (15) Amy (15) K-Cineplex (Screen 4) at 5.30 and (Screen 5) at 5.30pm, weekends at 5.30pm. Rio 4 (in Greek), daily at K-Cineplex (Screen 4) at 5.30 and K-Cineplex (Screen 4) at 5.30 and 8pm; K-Cineplex, Mall of Cyprus also at 11.15am, 1.15pm and 6.30pm, and (in English) weekends 8pm 8pm, weekends also at 11.30am (Screen 5) at 8pm 3.30pm at 5.30pm; K-Cineplex (Screen 1) (in Minions (K) and 2pm Minions (K) Spy (15) English) at 5.30, 7.45 and 10.15pm, K-Cineplex (Screen 1) (in English) Minions (K) K-Cineplex (Screen 1) (in English) K-Cineplex (Screen 4) and K-Cine- and (Screen 3) (in Greek) at 5.30pm at 5.30, 7.45 and 10.15pm, and K-Cineplex (Screen 1) (in English) at 5.30, 7.45 and 10.15pm, and plex, Mall of Cyprus (Screen 5) at The Gallows (15) (Screen 3) (in Greek) at 5.30pm at 5.30, 7.45 and 10.15pm, week- (Screen 3) (in Greek) at 5.30pm; 10.30pm Rio 4 at 8 and 10pm; K-Cineplex The Gallows (15) ends also at 11.15am, 1.15pm and K-Cineplex, Mall of Cyprus (Screen 3.30pm, and (Screen 2) (in Greek) at Jurassic World (12) (Screen 3) at 8 and 10.15pm K-Cineplex (Screen 3) at 8 and 1) (in English) at 5.30, 7.45 and 10.15pm 5.30pm, weekends also at 11.15am, 10.15pm, weekends also at K-Cineplex (Screen 5) at 5.30, 8 Ted 2 (18) 1.15pm and 3.30pm and 10.30pm; K-Cineplex, Mall of Rio 1 at 7.45 and 10pm, weekends Ted 2 (18) 11.15am, 1.15pm and 3.30pm, and K-Cineplex (Screen 2) at 5.30, 8 and The Gallows (15) (Screen 3) (in Greek) at 5.30pm, Cyprus (Screen 4) at 5.30 and 8pm, also at 5.30pm; K-Cineplex (Screen weekends also at 11.30am and 2pm 2) at 5.30, 8 and 10.30pm 10.30pm K-Cineplex (Screen 2) at 8 and weekends also at 11.15am, 1.15pm 10.15pm and 3.30pm Summer Open-Air Marathon Magic Mike XXL (18) Magic Mike XXL (18) (tonight: Three Windows and a Rio 6 at 10pm; K-Cineplex (Screen K-Cineplex (Screen 6) at 10.15pm Ted 2 (18) The Gallows (15) K-Cineplex (Screen 6) at 5.30, 8 K-Cineplex (Screen 3) and K-Cine- Hanging) 4) at 10.15pm Dark Places (15) Konstantia Open-Air Cinema, K-Cineplex (Screen 6) at 7.45pm and 10.30pm, weekends also at plex, Mall of Cyprus (Screen 3) at 8 Dark Places (15) 11.30am and 2pm Wednesday to Sunday at 9pm. Rio 6 at 7.45pm Yellowbird (K) and 10.15pm Magic Mike XXL (18) Starts this Wednesday. Tel: Yellowbird (K) In Greek. K-Cineplex (Screen 6) at Ted 2 (18) 22349085, 22439838 K-Cineplex (Screen 5) at 10.15pm K-Cineplex (Screen 2) at 5.30, 8 and In Greek. Rio 6, weekends only at 5.30pm 5.30pm; K-Cineplex (Screen 5) at 5.30pm Spy (15) Dark Places (15) 10.30pm; K-Cineplex, Mall of Cyprus LIMASSOL K-Cineplex (Screen 5) at 7.45pm (Screen 2) at 5.30, 8 and 10.30pm, Spy (15) K-Cineplex (Screen 4) at 10.30pm weekends also at 11.30am and 2pm Amy (15) Rio 3 at 10.15pm; K-Cineplex Jurassic World (12) Yellowbird (K) In Greek. K-Cineplex (Screen 5) at Magic Mike XXL (18) Rio 5 at 7.45 and 10.15pm, week- (Screen 5) at 10.30pm K-Cineplex (Screen 5) at 5.30, 8 and ends also at 5.10pm; K-Cineplex 10.30pm 5.30pm, weekends also at 11.15am, K-Cineplex (Screen 6) and K-Cine- Jurassic World (12) 1.15pm and 3.30pm plex, Mall of Cyprus (Screen 4) at (Screen 5) at 8pm Rio 3 at 7.45pm, weekends also at Cartoonists: Foot Soldiers of 10.15pm 5.10pm; K-Cineplex (Screen 4) at Democracy Spy (15) K-Cineplex (Screen 4) at 10.30pm Dark Places (15) 5.30 and 8pm Mediaeval Fort at Finikoudes, K-Cineplex (Screen 6) at 7.45pm Telephone numbers: La Source des Femmes Saturday at 8.30pm, presented by Jurassic World (12) K-Cineplex: 7777-8383 K-Cineplex (Screen 3) at 5.30, 8 Rio Limassol: 25-871410 Rialto Theatre, Monday at 9pm. Tel: the Larnaca-Famagusta Cinema Rio Paphos: 26-207000 7777-7745, www.rialto.com.cy Society. Tel: 99-434793, facebook. and 10.30pm, weekends also at com/larnakacinema 11.30am and 2pm

SUNDAY MAIL • July 12, 2015 17 AglanJazz July 13 and 14 in the Old Square of Aglantzia. Performances start at 9pm. En- trance is free, and food and drinks will be available throughout the event. For more information call 22 462239 or email [email protected]

The Aglanjazz festival kicks off tomorrow night for the ninth time. ALIX NORMAN looks forward Human Touch to a laid back affair hoever came up the CyBC and National Guard with ‘Aglanjazz’ Music Ensembles are based here; should be congrat- there are a wide range of activities ulated. The name in which music plays a principal of the municipality role.” AglanJazz, it seems, was lendsW itself perfectly to an event destined to be a huge success since of this type. In fact, it sparks all its inception nine years ago. “Back sorts of other ideas for the various in 2007 there weren’t as many jazz districts of the capital: LefkoSka events as now. There was a quest for example, would be a massive for an innovative and distinctive inner-city Jamaican jubilee; Stro- festival that would be unique in voLounge, a weekend chill-fest in greater Nicosia and make a mark stressed-out suburbia; LakaSam- for Aglantzia as a location of cul- ba (along with EngoMerengue) tural activities,” continues Maria. a neighbourhood carnival party Over the years, the festival has of Latin proportions. And there hosted any number of renowned should defi nitely be a Latsia Cha performers both local (Greece- Cha at least once a year. However, based jazz musician Andreas

Takis OOldld aandnd newnew jazzjazz ttrendsrends Barberis for now, Aglantzia has nailed it Georgiou, and talented vibra- this occasion by percussionist Za- “spontaneous combustion”!) to with their cleverly-named festivi- phonist Greek Christos Raphael- karia Kone and Stefan Padinger the mix, while colleagues Yiotis ties, happening over the next cou- ides) and international (Belgian on bass. For the past ten years, Kiourtsoglou (electric bass, cajon ple of days in surroundings that fi t Michael Blass, German group the duo has performed all around and “facial effects”) and Stavros perfectly with the laidback genre FizFuz, HadarNoiberg from Is- the world, and the unusual instru- Lantsias (keyboard, drums, clas- of Jazz. rael, and Don Barta of the Czech mentation of saxophones, fl utes, sical guitar, melodica, and “curve Taking place in the main Republic, to name a few). And this balafon (wooden xylophone) and balls”) will contribute to this square of the old village, the venue year, the line-up is no less elec- ngoni (traditional lute) will no no doubt wholly unique perfor- is almost tailor-made for that off- tric... doubt make for an excellent start mance! beat, low-lit atmosphere associ- Opening the festival on Mon- to the event. Tuesday sees the musicians ated with jazz. “It’s a very pictur- day evening is New Quartet, a The second group of the eve- of the Andreas Rodosthenous esque location, with the good vibes recently-formed bi-communal ning have a unique multi-instru- Ethnic Jazz Ensemble present- that create a positive and relaxed group, followed by the more inter- mental approach to jazz that not ing compositions that “constantly atmosphere for the event,” says national African Vibes (supported only makes a visual impression convey memories, tunes and melo- Cultural Offi cer for Aglantzia Mu- in their visit to Cyprus by the Aus- but projects a limitless palette dies from the East-West, both har- nicipality, Maria Nicolaou, adding trian Embassy) who will be bring- of rhythm, colour and emotional monically and rhythmically” in an that the district places great em- ing a special brand of Afro-Jazz depth. Entitled Human Touch, interactive and improvisational both old and new jazz trends,” says phasis on its musical festivities. fusion to the mix. Comprising this well-known innovative instru- performance, and closes with a Maria, summing up what prom- “Along with two annual festi- performers from Germany, Aus- mental trio hail from Greece, and set from one of Greece’s fi nest jazz ises to be an enchanting evening. vals, there are frequent theatre tria and Burkina Faso, the group their programme bodes well for a guitarists, Takis Barberis, who In fact, with free entrance and lo- performances, exhibitions and features Sigi Finkel and Mama- delightfully unique performance. combines diverse elements from cal businesses providing snacks concerts at the Skali Cultural Cen- dou Diabaté – both of whom are David Lynch, we’re told, will not jazz, funk, rock, Indian, Balkan and drinks throughout the event, tre,” she explains. “The munici- included among the most promi- only be playing the saxophone, and Greek music in his work. there’s simply no excuse this week pality also maintains both a chil- nent musicians of the Austrian fl ute, whistle and percussion but “We always like to have con- for staying away from Aglantzia. dren’s and adults’ choir, and both jazz-world music scene – joined on will also add his voice (along with trasting groups, who represent And AglanJazz.

Exhibition What’sonlistings Tera-Genesis Iconolatry Exhibitions Solo drawing exhibition by Arshak Sarkis- Solo exhibition by Dimitris Alithinos. Un- sian. Until July 29. Pharos Centre for Con- til December 15. The Pierides Museum, temporary Art, 24 Dem. Severis Ave. Tel: Bank of Cyprus Cultural Foundation. Nicosia district 22-663871 Monday-Thursday: 9am-4pm and Friday- A Journey to the Mediterranean Ceramic Art from the Earth of Lapithos Saturday: 9am-1pm. Tel: 24-145375 Islands Exhibition of Lapithian ceramics. Until Helen Tumelty’s Mosaic Studio Exhibition of maps. From July 13 un- November 15. The Leventis Municipal Mu- Permanent exhibition of mosaic pictures, til October 31. Bank of Cyprus Cultur- seum, 15-17 Hippocrates Street, Laiki Yito- tables and mirrors. Just off Zenon Kitieos al Centre, Nicosia. Monday – Sunday: nia. Tuesday-Sunday: 10am-4.30pm. Tel: St. Studio also off ers mosaic classes in a 10am-7pm. Tel: 22-128157 22-661475 small friendly environment throughout The World of Cyprus Nea Paphos 50 Years of Polish the year. Tel: 99-925315 Solo exhibition by Andreas Efstath- Excavations 1965 – 2015 Cyprus Artists iou. Until August 10. Is Not Gallery, Temporary group exhibition. Cyprus Muse- Pieces from the Larnaca municipality’s 11 Odysseus, Chrysaliniotissa. Mon- um. Until November 30. Tuesday – Friday: permanent collection on display. Lar- day-Saturday: 10am-1pm and 4pm- 8am-6pm, Saturday: 9am-5pm, Sunday: naca Municipal Gallery. Monday-Friday: 8pm. Tel: 22-343670 10am-1pm. Tel: 22-865854 9am-4pm, Saturday: 10am-1pm. Tel: 24- Printed Scarves and the Last Scarf Cyprus Icons and Mosaics 657745 Maker Makarios III Foundation, Archbishopric, old A historical account of the art of Nicosia. Monday-Friday 9am-4.30pm and printed scarves on the island. Until Saturday 9am-1pm. Tel: 22-430008 Limassol district August 30. The Leventis Municipal Old Maps and Engravings 16th-19th A Doll’s Tale Museum, 15-17 Hippocrates Street, Century An exhibition of a personal doll collec- Laiki Yitonia. Tuesday-Sunday: Permanent exhibition: Cyprus and other tion belonging to Irena Stylianou. Until 10am-4.30pm. Tel: 22-661475 Greek lands, Europe and America. Viewing July 26. Tracasol Cultural Centre, Limas- This Silence Has A Sound...It is The by appointment. Gallery Leventi, 6 Polyklei- sol Marina. Monday-Friday: 16:00 - 21:00, Sound of a Horizon tos St. Tel/Fax: 22-348451/ 99-658694. Saturday-Sunday: 17:00 - 22:00. €5/3. Tel: Solo exhibition by Klitsa Antoniou. Cyprus Yesterday and Today 25-372855 Until September 5. The collection Permanent exhibition. Diachroniki Gallery Blackdove Art Studio Gallery, 15A Lemesos Avenue. Tues- Idalion, 32 Makarios Ave., Dhali. Open Mon- Permanent exhibition of artwork in oils, day – Friday: 11am-7pm and Satur- day-Saturday 11am-5pm. Tel: 22-525691 acrylic, print and mixed media, including day: 10am-3pm. Tel: 99-942966 painted driftwood, by Mary-Lynne Sta- Creative Visions: Anastasios G. dler. Commissions welcome and art tui- Leventis and West Africa Larnaca district tion on off er in a number of media. Tel: Temporary exhibition. Until October A Bag of Clay 99-048369. www.marylynnestadler.com. 5. A.G. Leventis Gallery. Every day ex- Group ceramic and pottery exhibition. Anoyira Mosaic Artwork Tera-Genesis cept Tuesday: 10am-5pm, Wednes- Until July 31. Larnaca Municipal Art Gal- Discover the magic of mosaics and day: 10am-10pm. Tel: 22-668838 lery, Athinon Avenue, Europe Square. Anoyira. Friday-Sunday 10am-4pm, other Solo drawing exhibition by Arshak Sarkissian. Until July 29. Pharos Centre for Monday – Friday: 9am-1pm and 4pm-7- times by appointment. Tel: 99-108710 Contemporary Art, 24 Dem. Severis Ave, Nicosia. Tel: 22-663871 pm, Saturday: 10am-1pm. Tel: 99-256343 TURN TO PAGE 19

July 12, 2015 • SUNDAY MAIL 18 WHAT’S ON

Nightlife

Arabesque Sundays Times Bar Jazzy B Nicosia district With belly dancers and ethnic mu- ‘Manic Sundays’ with Manic Mike Live jazz on various nights each week. Minus One sic. Mberdema Gold, 30 Nikiforou St, playing progressive/electro. 73 Ath- JazzyB, Corner of Anexartisias & Athi- BAR REVIEW Live performance from the band. Eve- Famagusta Gate. 11.30pm until late. ens Avenue, Finikoudes Promenade. non str. €8. 10.30pm. Tel: 99-605502 ry Saturday. DownTown Live. 11pm. Tel: 22-345946 Tel: 24-625966 Half Note by Alexia Evripidou Tel: 99-810011 Club Red DMC Blue velvet play classic soul, funk and Live Jazz Event Live Greek music and various events. An uplifting atmosphere with a range RnB every Saturday night. Half note Jazz music with band ‘D Lirious’, food 15 Dionysiou St, Old Municipality of stimulating weekly events. Laiki Gi- Music Bar, cnr Saripolis and Socratous and drinks available. Every Friday Square, Nicosia. Thursdays-Sundays, tonia, 1 Watkins St, Finikoudes. Open st. Tel: 25-377050 night at Baroque Lounge Bar, Cleo- 10pm onwards. Tel: 99-516799/ 22- daily from 9.30pm. Tel: 99-458138 Woodman’s Pub patra Hotel. 9:30pm.For reservations 767711 Salsa Island contact 22-844000 Traditional English pub, serving an ex- Lush Regular event every other Friday fea- cellent range of foods including Sun- Music Nights Playing R&b, hip-hop, basement and turing DJ Escobar. Music includes Pure day Roast. Big Screen TV’s, Karaoke Entechno and folk music at RED. Every old school music. Friday and Saturday, Salsa, with a twist of Pure Salsa, Mer- every Friday evening and a quiz with Saturday. Red, Dionysus 15, old town 11.30pm. 6 Evagorou Avenue. Tel: 99- engue, Mambo, Son and Cha Cha Cha. a rolling jackpot every Monday. 73 hall square. Tel: 22-767711. www.mu- 853333 Blitz Roof and Pool Bar Terrace, 4th Georgiou Avenue. Tel: 25-879082 sic.net.cy/red Scorpios Platinum Floor, Kition Hotel. 10pm until late. Agapiou Escuela de Danza Parties With various theme nights from Tel: 96-717271 Paphos district Latin parties every Sunday at Si- Wednesday-Sunday. Stasinou 3, Horseshoe Pub Cyprotel Cypria Bay Hotel tio Cafè, 20 Makarious Avenue, Engomi. Wednesday and Thursday 60s, 70s and 80s music from Monday- Every Monday Jezebel & Lisa-Marie Nicosia.10pm 11pm- 3am, and Friday and Saturday Sunday. Horseshoe Pub, Larnaca- present a themed show 9.45pm for an Milonga/Argentinean Tango 11pm-4am. Tel: 99-545690 Dhekelia road, opposite Palm Beach hour at Cyprotel Cypria Bay Hotel. Free Regular Milonga/Argentinean Tango Skaraveos Hotel. Tel: 24- 646111 Moonlight Bar every Thursday at Enallax,16-17 Athi- Restaurant, café and bar with Persian Every Friday Jezebel sings golden old- nas Avenue, Nicosia. 10pm Cuisine. Wednesdays: electronic mu- Limassol district ies 9pm – midnight in the Moonlight Blue Wine and Lounge Bar sic, Thursdays: reggae and Fridays: Ilias Vrettos Bar inside the Aloe Hotel on the har- Serving over 140 selected wines from progressive psychedelic and Satur- Live performance by the Greek singer. bour road in Kato Paphos. Free entry Great cocktails in across the world. 96 Rigenis St, Classic days: rock and funk. 11pm-2am. 4 July 12. Breeze, 90 Georgiou A Avenue, The Sea Gypsies Hotel, Old Nicosia. Open daily except Nikokreontos St. Tel: 99-935777 Yermasogeia. 10pm. Tel: 70-005868 Live acoustic blues and country music Sunday. 12 noon until late at night. Tel: Amalfi Lounge Bar Live Jazz Music at Cavart every Friday from 10pm. The Old Fish- cosy venue 22-664006 Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday Two great jazz musicians, Giorgos ing Shack Ale and Cider House, Mar- Marco Polo live music with Yiota Louka, Christos Morfi tis on piano & Andreas Rodos- garita Gardens, Tefkrou Street, Kato Playing live Latin music. Marco Polo Andreou, Konstantinos Koutras and thenous on electric bass. Every Fri- Paphos. Tel: 99-805390/99-170667 Lost + Found Drinkery, Bar, Holiday Inn rooftop, 70 Regina Yiannos Hadjiloizou. Enjoy exotic day. Cavart, 204, St. Andrews Street, Latin Nights at Notos St. 11pm until late. Monday- Thursday cocktails, fi nger food and Cuban ci- Limassol. 9pm. €3. Tel: 99-692339/25- Latin music in a rooftop bar. Notos, Nicosia €10 with one drink. Friday and Satur- gars daily from 5pm-2am. Hilton Park 348051 Harbour area. Every Thursday and Sat- day €20 including two drinks. Tel: 22- Hotel. Tel: 22-377777 urday. 10 pm until late. Tel: 26-939616 712712 With its taste bud tantalising cocktails, sleek bar staff and funky retro decor, Lost & Found is an eff ortlessly Love more music cool, cosy and trendy bar. Evoking nostalgia of buzzing London, the Drinkery Summer is here, attracting all the top of the Billboard Hot 100 chart, proved to be an atmospheric night out with excellent big names to give our music scene making him the fi rst lead male artist music and a catalogue of drinks. I found myself giddily a nudge in the overdrive direction. since Diddy in 1997 to have his debut excited, working through their alchemic styled cocktail One such name, Chris Brown, will be single top the chart. menu. Help was needed and help was readily off ered. with us in Ayia Napa on July 28. Brown will be supported by A.M. The bar staff humoured my curiosities and assisted Tickets are already on sale and are SNiPER (Anthony Melas), the only Eu- me to work through the complex options. Did I want running out fast so if you want to ropean hip hop artist outside the UK sweet, sour, dry, sweet-sour or perhaps dry-sweet? Was listen to Brown perform Turn Up the to be ever-present on playlists and madam wishing to get heavily intoxicated, averagely, lightly so, or somewhere in between? Now, did my pal- Music and Love More live, then you charts within the UK. Also you can ate crave savoury, herbal, spicy, fruit or fl oral? Choices, better get booking your place. complete your night life feel with DJ choices. Finally, the deed was decided, Spiced Mai Tai; a In 2004 he signed with Jive Records, Tim Westwood from the UK and have golden, medium strong, dry sweet, spicy drink served and released his self-titled debut something to rap about with English in a tall-bowled cocktail glass, poured over crushed ice studio album the following year. The comedian and rapper KSI: Oladjide. and garnished with sprigs of mint and charming dried album went all the way to the num- orange rings. It was love at fi rst sip, and second and ber two slot on the US Billboard 200. Chris Brown sixth until the glass cried silently for a refi ll. But it was his fi rst single Run It that Live performance by the singer. July In truth, I was converted before the elixir even reached gave him his fi rst real sense of being 28. Makronissos Beach Club, Ayia my lips. The venue heralds a quirky style interior with something special as it went to the Napa. 7pm. €50. Tel: 80-003060 mix-matched furniture, comic strip wallpaper partially covering red brick and most importantly, two vintage arcade games; Pinball and Shinobi, all so very atmo- spheric. The service is genuine and professional. There’s Ithaki Bar Enallax Crowne Plaza Lounge-Bar Paphiessa Hotel Charismatic bar with outdoor sum- With various live music shows each On Mondays rediscover your roman- Thursday: Dave Roberts sings hits. a sense that people care about what they do. Once mer area. 33 Nikiforou Foka St. Old week, with a focus on English and tic side with Violin Duo playing clas- Kato Paphos. Tel: 99-185952 ordered, I sat back and watched the mixologist perform Nicosia. 7pm-2am expect Mondays. Greek rock. Athinas St. old Nicosia. sical music and popular melodies on Square Bistro his magic, making every twist of a wrist and fl ick of a Tel: 22-434193 Wednesdays & Thursdays 11pm-2pm, the violin. Every Wednesday, local Saturdays: David East entertains on twirler seem special; a liquid concoction made espe- Avlaia Music Stage Fridays-Saturdays 11.30-3pm. Reser- guitarist - Byron Athinodorou will be the guitar. 8 pm. Square Bistro, Tala Hosting live bands on weekdays and vations: 22-430121/99-617820 playing a mix of Spanish melodies, Square. Tel: 26-930408/99-966139 cially just for me. Attention to detail matters and they regular Greek music weekends with Orpheas Piano Bar pop-rock hits and Greek classics on make it look easy. George Arestis and Dimitris Makris. With live jazz and piano on various the guitar, alongside his own compo- Famagusta district Avlaia, Corner of Emmanuel Roidis nights. Orpheas Piano Bar, 24 Athinas sitions. Every Friday Jazz – Blues night It is however, small inside; a perfectly cosy winter night and Prodromou St. Tel: 22 675638 with a mix of upbeat and smooth jazz Rudimental St, old Nicosia. Free entrance. Tel: 22- Live performance from the band. July out (on a quiet evening!) Otherwise, it’s outside on the Chateau Status classics. Crowne Plaza. Tel: 25-851515 439311/99-697259 13. Makronissos Beach, Ayia Napa. Cuba Tropical busy Gladstonas and Vyronos corner, not far from town A café/bar and restaurant with vari- 7pm. Tel: 99-888327 ous theme rooms catering to diff erent Local band playing live Cuban-Latin central. Still, the Electro swing and Jazz satisfyingly Larnaca district The Live Lounge Venue tastes. Ledra Palace Road. Monday- Club Deep sounds every Sunday. Wet Beach Bar, drowns out the passing traffi c, transporting drinkers to Sunday 10am-2am. Tel: 77771167 Amathountos Avenue. 9pm-11.30pm. Napa Live’s spiritual home continues Mayday Fridays: with DJ Ruda, hosted with an exciting roster of top bands a land, where the only worry is working out one’s next Potopion to Ellinikon Tel: 25-320006 by Marshall. €10 incl. 1 free drink. Su- and acts. From 8pm every night of Harleys Café Bar drink. With live Greek music on Wednesdays, per Saturdays: with DJs Dekzta and the week. Live music on stage from Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Po- Ruda, hosted by Marshall. €10 incl. 1 Happy hour 10am-6pm. Every Tues- 10.30pm each night. The Live Lounge If like me, crowds break you out in a rash, then week- topion to Elinikon, 18 Theophani The- free drink. Every Wednesday night, day, pub games night. Every Thurs- Venue, Katalymata St, next to Red days are perfect for nursing a chilled drink, catching up odotou St, Zina Palace building. 9pm student night: Pure Vibes with DJs Cos day, quiz night. Special theme nights Square bar opposite Castle Club. with friends and watching the world go by in a musi- until late. Tel: 22-722760 and Dekzta, hosted by Marshall. Free once a fortnight. Near Esso station, www.liveloungevenue.com Amathus Area. Tel: 25-328533 Mystiagogia entrance. Phinoikoudes Promenade. Sirena Bay Bar cal trance of electro beats. It’s popular but not over 12-4.30am. Tel: 97-843001 Electronic music at Barfl y Relaxed bar playing both Greek and Eng- Chill out to upbeat electronic tunes. crowded, although weekends see more traffi c. Food lish rock, and a selection of chill out mu- Cosmopolitan Lounge Bar Quality house, techno and minimal Sirena Bay, near Golden Coast Hotel, wise, they off er hot dogs - this won’t be available until sic. Mystiagogia, 42 Areos St, Old Nicosia. Every Friday night: English & Greek beats with guest DJ. Every other Fri- Paralimni. 7am-1am. Tel: 99-511701 Open daily 8pm-2am. Tel: 99-788486 day. Barfl y, 1 Elenis Paleologinas St. music from 11-2am. Cocktail night Guru Bar September now. The Drinkery also hosts professional Baroque with cocktails created and designed 10pm until late. www.myspace.com/ Live music with DJ Dimi, bongos and Guest Bartenders from around the world, off ering their by Cyprus’ No.1 mixologist, Marios pmdj Live music every Thursday night from dancers. Guru Bar, 11 Odysseos Elitis Zeniou. Music provided by DJ Tommy Mandaloun own mix of talent and tastes. the 70s, 80s and 90s, 9.30pm until late. Street, Ayia Napa. Every Thursday, Gee. Every Saturday night: Live music Open on a daily basis as regular bar With Lebanese food and DJs every 10pm. Tel: 23-721838 My favourite touch however are the comic mugs lining from 10am-2am.Baroque Lounge Bar, & DJs from 11-late. Cocktails created Friday and Saturday night playing a the wall. Each encased in its own small glass box with Cleopatra Hotel. Tel: 22-844000 by top mixologist, Marios Zeniou. variety of ethnic, world and chill out Vanilla Bar Playing funky house tunes. 41 Maka- The Petsteppers Every Sunday night: Classic lounge music. Mandaloun, opposite Le Meri- backlighting and available for six month hire. Accompa- bar grooves with DJ Harry Borg play- dien Hotel. 7pm-2am. Tel: 25-636845 rios III Avenue, Ayia Napa. Monday- Trio playing live every Monday. Lotof- Sunday 9am-2am. Tel: 23-721126 nied with its own key, who wouldn’t want to use their agi Bar, 8 Athinas Avenue, Old Nicosia. ing the best deep house grooves Graffi ti own super mug at their favourite drinking spot?! 10pm. Tel: 22-347573 from 11pm. Free entry. Strictly over House, tribal house, oriental and Cliff Bar Open air bar/café playing chill out mu- Funky Jelly at Domus 21s. Phinoikoudes Promenade. Tel: mainstream hits. Enjoy your drink with 97-843001 fi nger food and nargile. Wednesdays- sic and off ering a great selection of With DJ Yiotis and Theo playing uplift- cocktails. Grecian Park Hotel, Konnos Lost + Found Drinkery ing lounge tunes. Domus lounge bar, Saturdays, 9pm-2am. Graffi ti bar, 236 Ayios Andreas St. Tel: 25-747552 Bay, Cavo Creco, Protaras. 12noon- Where: 38 Lord Byron Street, Nicosia 5 Korai St, Old Nicosia. 10pm until late. 2am daily. Tel: 23-832000 Tel: 22-433722

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Katie Sabry Studio Afro Banda Banana Walking Tours of Nicosia Permanent exhibition of paintings in Performance by the band. July 14. Heroes Mondays: Palouriotissa and oils, watercolours and pastels. Mosaics Square. 8.30pm. Free. Tel: 77-777745 MUSIC Kaimakli: the past restored Workshop, 9 Georgiou Malekidi St. Tel: Eleonora Zouganeli guided bus and walking tour. 99-571139. www.katiecolours.com Live performance by the Greek singer for Thursdays: walking tour of Art by Susanne charity. July 16. Municipal Gardens Thea- Nicosia.. Free. Tel: 22-674264 Gallery with contemporary artwork. tre. 9pm. €20. Tel: 99-541359 SSalonicaalonica ssongsongs Bird Watching in Cyprus Shop 2, Marina Beach, Amathus Avenue. Eleonora Zouganeli Birdlife Cyprus regularly ar- Daily 10am-4pm. Percentage of profi ts Live performance by the Greek singer. ranges bird watching trips go to children with Cystic Fibrosis. Tel: July 17. Heroes Square. 8.30pm. Free. Tel: around the island. Tel: 22- 99-247668 77-777745 Hoping to give us a 455072, 99-059541. www. Theomaria Art Gallery Rialto World Music Festival small glimpse into birdlifecyprus.org Permanent exhibition of Vera Parlalidou’s Live music festival. Until July 27. Diff erent Horse Races ceramics. 7 Vassilisis Karlotta St. Monday- locations in Limassol. Diff erent times and what Thessaloniki Every Wednesday and Sun- Friday 8am-1pm. Tel: 25-745777 prices. Tel: 25-343902 means to them and day at the Nicosia Race Club. Michael Owen Galleries Tel: 22-782727. Subject to Permanent exhibition of oil and water- everyone who calls change check website. www. colour paintings. Lania. Tel. 25-432404. Theatre & the city their home, nicosiaraceclub.com.cy www.michaelowengallery.com The Centre of Visual Arts Olivera Papathoma Dance Greek singer Savina and Research Permanent exhibition in City Art Gallery. Yannatou and her The four-fl oor centre has 255A Saint Andreas St. Monday-Friday over 1000 paintings of 9am-1pm, 4pm-7pm. Sat. 9am-2pm Nicosia district band Primavera en Cyprus by foreign artists, Sea King Karagiozis Becomes a Doctor Salonico will present costumes and memorabilia Permanent exhibition of old aviation Performance of the traditional shadow from the 18-20th centuries, photos. Sea King restaurant, near Akrotiri play theatre by puppeteer Christodoulos the concert Songs of a collection of over 6,000 base. Tel: 25-954500 Antoniou Pafi os. July 12. Cultural Centre Salonica – which is also books for research and a of the University of Cyprus. 8.30pm. Free. special collection on the Tel: 22-894531 the name of their new Venetian Caterina Cornaro. Paphos district Medea by Euripides album - on Thursday in 285 Ermou Street. 9.34.30pm Sailing from and to the Byzantium Performance of the tragedy as part of the daily. Closed on Sunday dur- Group exhibition of maps, charts, engrav- international festival of ancient Greek Nicosia. ing the summer months. Tel: ings, manuscripts and photographs to do drama 2015. July 12. Skali Aglantzias. Yannatou took classi- 22-300999 with medieval ports of the East, the Black 9pm. €10/5. Tel: 70-002414 Sea, the Aegean and Cyprus. Until July Peace by Aristophanes cal guitar lessons and Larnaca 30. Medieval Paphos Castle. 10am-7pm. Performance of the play as part of the Inter- studied singing at an €2.50. Tel: 26-932017 national Festival of Ancient Greek Drama Judith Constantinou 2015. July 16. Skali Aglantzias. €10/5. In early age. She studied district Permanent exhibition of watercolours. Greek with English subtitles. Tel: 70-002414 at the Guildhall School Coops Street Party The Studio, Stephanie Village, Tala. Tel: Get ready for a jazzy avant-garde kind of Street party with Imam Bail- 26-652760 of Music and Drama in London, and then night, where tradition and free-fl owing di and The Coop Band. July 12. Europe Stewart B Johnson Limassol district began working professionally. Her fi rst Square, Finikoudes. 7.30pm-11.30pm. Tel: Open house viewings of Scottish artist’s Hippolytus music unite to create a love of one’s 22-743000 works by appointment. G. Xenopoulou Performance of the Ancient Greek trag- album, Edo Lilipoupolis, was released in roots and a love of discovering how you Larnaca Colour War st. Tel: 26-930525 edy by Euripides. July 16-17. Curium An- 1981. Beach party full of colour. July 18. Finik- Gallery at Home with Theresa French cient Theatre. 9pm. €17/8. Tel: 77-772717 can take that to the next level. oudes Promenade, Athinon Avenue. Watercolours, prints and cards. 2 After releasing a number of other solo 5pm. €15/10. Tel: 24-653333 Modestou Panteli, 2 Nicolas Cliff , albums and working with many Greek Cartoonists: Footsoldiers of Paphos district Savina Yannatou and Primavera Democracy Yeroskipou. Tel: 26-962597/ 99-316485 Peace by Aristophanes Stone Sculptures composers, Yannatou began to work Screening of the documentary. July 18. Performance of the play as part of the In- en Salonico Larnaca Medieval Fort, Kamil Kenan. Permanent exhibition by Andreas Con- ternational Festival of Ancient Greek Dra- with selected jazz/ traditional musicians. stantinou. Polis Chrysochous, near cen- Live performance by the musicians. July 8.30pm. €5/3. French with English subti- ma 2015. July 14. Paphos Ancient Odeon. The singer and her fi ve-member band tles. Tel: 99-434793 tral square. Call artist for viewing. Tel: €10/5. In Greek with English subtitles. Tel: 16. Cultural Centre of the University of Cyprus Sub Aqua Club 26-321227/99-585543 70-002414 will give a tour of Thessaloniki through Cyprus, Nicosia. 8.30pm. €10/5. Tel: 22- Divers with their own equipment can join Michael Gorman Hippolytus Figurative paintings and prints. 20 Theo- their own music, which is based on tradi- 894531 this BSAC dive club for fun shore and boat Performance of the Ancient Greek trag- diving around the island. Social meet- dorou Kolokotroni, Peyia. Open daily. Tel: edy by Euripides. July 19. Paphos Ancient tional material. 99-952376/99-006832/26-621424 ings and training sessions held regularly Odeon. 9pm. €10/5. Spanish with Greek in Larnaca. Qualifi ed divers from other Herbs and Wild Flowers and English subtitles. Tel: 70-002414 Arts and crafts inspired by the fl ora of Bazaar HIV Discussion Group St Paul’s Thrift Shop dive affi liations can undertake cross-over The Travelling Stage 2015 training to the BSAC system on joining. Cyprus. Medicinal herbal teas and oils A multicultural programme of musical Weekly bazaar selling home made prod- Discussing issues around HIV for suf- Thrift Shop for clothes and bric-a-brac available. Information Centre for the Aka- ucts and arts and crafts. Every Saturday. ferers and friends of suff erers. Every is open every Saturday morning from Tel: 97-767200 events. Until July 24. Around Paphos. Dif- Transformative Tarot Course mas National Park at the School of Pano ferent times. Tel: 26-932017 Municipal Market, old Municipality, Nico- Thursday. UNESCO Amphitheatre, 10am- midday in St Paul’s Cathedral Arodes. Tel: 99-616748 sia. 8am-4pm. Tel: 22-797594 Intercollege, Makedonitissas Ave. 7pm. car park. Lots of bargains on off er at Fun & educational, meet other like-mind- Kyriakos Michaelides Tailor Museum Free very reasonable prices. Tel : 22-445221 ed people. Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Other Events A sightseeing attraction for visitors in the Nicosia Horrible Hash House St Paul’s Babies and Toddlers 7.30-9.30pm. contact: seekersofthetar- Famagusta district area as well as a space where the young Harriers Non-religious, non-political and multi- [email protected] for more details Blue Spice Restaurant and new generations may become aware Exercise, eat, drink and be merry with national organisation that caters for Kara – Mind & Body Centre Permanent exhibition of Carolina Alotus’ Nicosia district of the richness of the traditional tailor's Nicosia Hash House Harriers. Meetings newborn to pre-school kids with activi- Gain a certifi cate in Tarot Reading. An 18- works. Blue Spice, 29 Aphroditis St (be- Constantia Open-air Cinema craft dating back to the sixties. Old Nico- every Tuesday 7.30pm for a walk, jog ties including outdoor and indoor play week course that covers symbology, col- tween Perneras and Protaras rd), Ayia Napa. Screening of diff erent fi lms. July 12 until sia, Phaneromeni area. Tel: 99-796333 or run around Nicosia. For directions equipment and toys. St Paul’s Church Hall, ourology, numerology and much more. Tel: 23-832088. www.CarolinaAlotus.com August 20. Constantia Open-air Cinema, Singing Group to the run or more info, Tel: 99-308436 Byron Avenue. No membership required. KARA - Mind & Body Centre, Oroklini. Tel: Where are the Rights of the Children 15 Solonos Michaelides Street. 9pm. €5/ Singing for fun. All kinds of music in or visit www.nh4.com.cy babiesandtoddlers.googlepages.com 99-029952. tarotcyprus.yolasite.com of Karpasia? free. Tel: 22-349085 Nicosia Writers’ Workshop Fisu Meditation Permanent photographic exhibition. harmony small Nicosia group Tuesdays Cans for Kids Quiz Nights Cementography 5.30pm-7pm, all welcome. Call Olivia 99- Free Writers’ Workshop in Nicosia. Al- 285 Ermou St. First Friday of every month. Learn Fisu Meditation. Free introductory Famagusta Cultural Centre, 35 Evagorou Screening of the documentary by Nicolas ternate Sundays 11am-1pm. 48 Rik Ave, talks on why meditate and what medita- St, Dherynia. Closed Sundays. Monday- 497318 8.30pm. CVAR (Centre of visual Arts & Iordanou and Sylvia Nicolaides. July 14. Rooftop Theatre Group Anglangia. Everyone welcome. Tel: 99- Research) €5. Drinks and home cooked tion is all about. Book by appointment, Friday 7.30am-4.30pm and Saturday CVAR. 8.30pm. Tel: 22-300999 067315. 24-532479/99-665330 9.30am-4.30pm. Tel: 23-740860 Regular play script-writing workshop. In food available. Tel: 99-666011. www. God, Sex, Revolution and You the room next to Kala Kathoumena cof- Writing Workshops cansforkids.org Larnaca Hash House Harriers Solo show of songs, magic and reading fee shop in old Nicosia (Phaneromeni Unleash your creative side with Rhay Cyprus Go Association Every Monday, 5pm. For more informa- Music by Dimis Michaelides. July 15. Theatro Square). 6pm. In English. Tel: 22- 661354 Christou. Rhay’s Studio, Old Nicosia. Meetings every Saturday to learn the tion call Fred-the-web on 24-647175 Ena. 9pm. €8. In Greek and English. Tel: Kindermusik with Vaso Tel: 99 522333 game and improve skills. Oktana Café, Kition Hash House Harriers 22-348203 Come and see how music and movement Italian for Beginners 2 Aristidou St. 5pm. Tel: 99-476253. cy- Run/jog/walk from a pub/taverna round Nicosia district Carmen can stimulate your young child’s devel- Lessons off ered by the Dante Alighieri [email protected], cyprus.europe- the town and back. Wednesday evenings, AglanJazz 2015 Screening of the opera live from the An- oping mind and body. Tel: 96-693462. Society and the Italian Embassy. Mon- an-go.org 7.30pm. All welcome. Join us and have A two-day jazz festival. July 13-14. Ag- cient Greek Theatre of Taormina. July 15. For full details please visit: www.kinder- day and Wednesday 6.30pm-8pm.Tel: Porcelain Painting some fun. Tel: 24-647283 lantzia Old Square. 9pm. Tel: 22-455799 K-cineplex, Engomi. 9.30pm. €18/13. Tel: musikwithvaso.com. kindermusikwith- 22-358168/99-339644 Paint your own dinner set or special gift Antidote Theatre Workshops Kostas Theodorou: Lost_ 24-819025 [email protected] Children’s Theatre Workshop for your loved ones. Beginners classes Drama workshops for children aged 5- Anthropology The Policewoman Childrens African DrumagiQ Dionysus Theatre brings kids closer to morning and afternoon. Strovolos. Tel: can attend weekly workshops to learn A poetical approach to the issue of iden- Screening of the German crime drama. Includes: Drums and rhythm tuition with theatre. Three diff erent age groups, 99-620992 about theatre through games and play, tity through narrative musical compo- July 15. Goethe-Institut. 9pm. English educational approach, psychological ex- ranging from 6-18+. Classes are in Saint Andrews Bridge Club and participate in productions staged sitions. July 14. Cultural Centre of the subtitles. Free. Tel: 22-674607 pertise, culture, customs, games, dance Greek. Dionysus Theatre, 29 Diagorou Wednesday, Friday and Saturday 4pm, at the end of each year. Theatre Antidote University of Cyprus. 8.30pm. €10/5. Tel: Fork Food Market and innovative creative techniques. Eve- St. Tel: 22-818999/99-621845 or visit Saturday 7pm-10pm; 15 Heroes Avenue. also off ers its students the Trinity Guild- 22-894531 Street food market. July 17. Spyros Kypri- ry Friday. Kisa Centre, old Nicosia. 5-6pm www.music.net.cy/dionysos Tel: 22-781063 or 96-510121 hall drama examinations in June, a useful Savina Yannatou and Primavera en anou Park, Aglantzia. 7pm-11pm. Tel: 99- for children under 12, 6-7pm for children Play in a Day Tarot Card Game Lessons qualifi cation for university applications. Salonico 557777 12-15. Tel: 22-878181 Fun theatre workshops geared towards Not lessons in the divination art but rather Antidote Theatre, Apothikes st.Lazarus. Live performance by the musicians. July Cyprus Jazz Workshop 2015 Serenity House adults. Every Thursday 6-8pm. (lessons the strategy and memory game. Every Tel: 24-822677. info@theatreantidote. 16. Cultural Centre of the University of Cy- A jazz camp featuring international jazz Off ering classes in yoga, tai chi and anger for youths between 14 and 17 also take Wednesday evening. Brasserie Au Bon Plai- com/ www.theatreantidote.com prus. 8.30pm. €10/5. Tel: 22-894531 artists and educators. June 18-23. Eu- management, self awareness seminars place on Wednesday 5pm-7pm). €15 sir, 15 Alasias Street. 8pm. Tel 96-755111 Baby Antidote Katerina Stikoudi ropean University Cyprus. €125. Tel: 22- traditional Thai and classic massage, per session or €50 per month. Taught The World of Wine Brings the young tots up to 3yrs in touch Live performance by the Greek singer. 713239 and more. Serenity House, 2 Einstein St, in Greek and English. For registration Beginners and advanced specialised with theatre, by combining storytelling, July 17. O Katiphoros, 21 Kyriakou Matsi Cyprus Jazz Workshop 2015 Ay. Omologites. Tel: 99-434353, Rebecca Tel: 99-130916/99-552654. theatreni- courses for enthusiasts who wish to fairytales and play. Through interactive Street, Astromeritis. 10pm. €20/15. Tel: A jazz camp featuring international jazz (Yoga) 99-487927 or splishys@cytanet. [email protected] become more confi dent in understand- performances inspired by favourite chil- 96-455694 artists. July 18-23. European University, 6 com.cy Arts & Moods ing and enjoying fi ne wines and spirits. dren’s books, the heroes come to life Eleonora Zouganeli Diogenous Street, Engomi. 9am-5.30pm. Healing Rooms Creative workshops for children of all Tailor-made courses, wine classes and as the little ones embody them in their Live performance by the Greek singer €125. Tel: 22-713000 Free 20 minutes healing sessions for ages. 15 Averoff Street, Strovolos. Tel: tasting can also be organised on request. own unique way. Apothikes st. Lazarus. for charity. July 17. Skali Aglantzias. 9pm. Conversation in French the well-being of spirit, mind and body 22313142. email: artsandmoods@cyta- Spectus shops, Nicosia and Limassol. Tel: Every Monday and Friday, 9.30-11.30am. €25. Tel: 99-059257 Improve your spoken French. Until July in a loving atmosphere. Confi dential. net.com.cy 22-511521/25-341525 Entrance is €4 per family, and includes 31. Meeting at a café to be announced. Every second and fourth Thursday of the Brocante Coff ee Morning refreshments and snacks. Limassol district 6.30pm-8pm. €75 for fi ve meetings. Tel: month. 8-9.30pm. 225 Strovolos Avenue, Antique and vintage furniture market. A warm welcome for all women. Interest- Royal Antediluvian Order of Buff alos 22-459333 near Metro roundabout (above Afrikanos Every Sunday 9am-7pm. In front of the ing talks and a chance to get together Social and benevolent organisation sup- Carnage porting charitable groups. The James Live performance by the DJ. July 12. Gua- Open Air German Film Nights 2015 Bath Store). Tel: 99-771084 old municipal market in old Nicosia socially. Second Thursday of the month. Screening of 11 fi lms. Until October 2. Inter-faith prayers and meditation and outside the Akanthos workshop (except July and August). 9.30am St.Paul’s Mercury Lodge meets at Dhekelia Bar- ba Beach Bar. 12pm-9pm. €10/5/Free. Tel: racks. Tuesday, 7.30pm. Next to ‘George’s 96-340000 Goethe-Institut. 9pm. English or Greek Every Friday. Baha’i Centre, 11 Parthe- space. Tel: 22-100984. www.facebook. Church Hall, Byron Avenue. In English. Tel: subtitles. Free. Tel: 22-674607 nonos, Kaimakli. Tel: 22-624283 com/akanthos.furniture 22-329293/99-924363 Taxi’ on the South Road. Tel: 24-635812

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RAFA Larnaca Bay Branch Magic Craft Supplies Self-Improvement Social gathering taking place on second For the latest on Magic Craft Supplies & and Fulfi lment Tuesday of each month. Beachcomber Penny’s Parties, please visit www.penny- FILM Dr. Eva Bratslavsky Restaurant, Makenzie Beach . 7pm. Tel: 24- cyprusmagic.com 25-634487/99-304237 clinical psychologist 363752. www.rafacyprus.co.uk/larnaca Theatre Workshops and psychotherapist Larnaca Reading Group Open to students between six and 16. weekly discussion If you enjoy reading and debating the Every Saturday. ETHAL Theatre. Base- The art form of group meetings on pros and cons of a book, you are welcome ment, 76 Franklin Roosevelt Ave. Tel: 25- self-confi dence, self- to join, the group endeavours to read a 877827 esteem, relationship diverse selection of books. Larnaca Read- Premiere Group using cement enhancement, assert- ing Group (LRG) meets the fi rst Monday Theatre group producing annual musi- iveness. 3pm. Tel: 99- of each month in the Reading Lounge, cals. The group conducts monthly social 495467 upstairs in the Academic & General Book- events that include camping, picnics and Cypriot artist Christoforos Savva in the 1960s Hemi-Sync sound technology of The shop, address: 41 Hermes Street. Tel: 24- sports evenings. Tel: 25-775922. www. CVAR/ Severis Foundation in Nicosia isn’t and is continued to be used to day by 90- Monroe Institute 628401/99-597094/99-925315 premiere.com.cy showing an signs of slowing down as the year-old Economou, who also gave the form Metamusic CDs for quantum learning, Cash Bingo C3A Limassol deep relaxation, meditation, workshops. Eyes down every Wednesday, 8.30pm, Join us and share educational, creative summer heat-wave is, very much so, starting its name. Contact Linda Leblanc, accredited Out- and Sunday, 8.30pm, Makedonas res- and leisure activities in friendly, sociable to hit our shores. Even though many works of this kind deco- reach Trainer of The Monroe Institute. Tel: taurant, Dhekelia road. Food and drinks groups. Attend Open meetings, listen to The foundation is known for its courtyard 26-621272/ [email protected] available at venues. Tel: 99-108391 informative talks, enjoy social activities.: rate several public and domestic spaces all Reiki Training Line Dancing C3A gmail ([email protected]) where on Tuesday it will host a screening of over the island, we knew very little about the Philip Westwood, Reiki Master/Teacher Every Friday, 8pm. Makedonas restau- C3A, PO Box 51922, 3509 Limassol. Find the documentary Cemetography by Nicolas existence of this form of art. is now taking bookings for Reiki 1 & Reiki 2 training courses.Tel: 99-407526/26- raunt, Dhekelia road. Tel: 99-108391 out more: http://c3a-cyprus.org/limas- Iordanou and Sylvia Nicolaides. The documentary gave young artists the Royal Engineers’ Association sol/ 271640 or [email protected] Meets on second Tuesday of the month Help Me Grow With the tag line ‘a story about an art form chance to be involved with this technique, Polis Charity Bookshop, Crafts and More at venues around the Island. For details Lecture on child development by the that remained unknown to the world… until and be the next generation to continue the Now open six days a week. Monday- Sat- of next meeting contact Bob Beer (Chair) Health Ministry. Every Wednesday. Lec- now!’ the documentary intrigues and makes urday, 10am- 1pm. Large stock of books, on 97-633728 ture hall, New Limassol Hospital. 6pm. In story of cementography. videos, talking books, jigsaws and greet- Larnaca Chicago Bridge Club Greek. Free us what to be let into the secret. It follows ing cards. Proceeds donated to local Thursdays, 9.30am-1pm. Tel: Pete on 24- Baha’is of Limassol a three-year journey taken by artist Costas charities. Goods in fi rst rate condition Cementography always needed. Arch. Makarios Avenue, 424899 Weekly activities aimed at community Economou while he made his latest works Larnaca Walking Tours and spiritual development. For info: 25- Screening of the documentary by Nicolas Polis Chrysochous. Tel: 99-867511 Wednesdays: Larnaca Past and Present, 634082 or 97-769367. using cementography. Iordanou and Sylvia Nicolaides. July 14. Mums ‘n’ Toddlers Group 10am from CTO offi ce in Vassileos Pavlou Amathus Hash House Harriers The art form was fi rstly introduced by CVAR, Nicosia. 8.30pm. Tel: 22-300999 Mums, Tots & Babies - Join us for a fun Square. Fridays: Skala and its Craftsmen, Run, jog or walk every Sunday afternoon. fi lled morning of Music & Movement, 10am from Larnaca Fort. Tel: 24-654322 For more info Tel: 99-905746. www.ah3. Story time, Arts & Crafts, Free Play, snack Leon Friendly Darts League freeservers.com The Royal Military Police Association Paphos Light Music Society Badminton Club & coff ee time etc. Spacious garden at our Meetings carried out at selected pubs: Limassol Walks The Cyprus branch seeks new members. A new group starting up in Paphos for Atromitos Badminton Club for children new location in Chloraka. Five groups per Tuesdays, 8.30pm. Tel: Bob Johnson on Get to know the historical centre of First Friday of every month. The RMP Cor- the appreciation of light opera, Gilbert and adults meets four times a week, days week off ered. Also ongoing sale of nearly 24-427275 Limassol. Mondays at 10am. Walks begin porals Mess, WSBA Episkopi. 2pm. Tel: 26- and Sullivan etc. Non-singers also wel- and evenings, to suit all levels, coach- new clothing (1Euro per item) raising funds for local charities. Tel: 99-867662. Mazotos Camel Park at the CTO Information Offi ce, 115A Spy- 642120/99-453867 come. Meetings every fourth Monday at ing available or play just for fun. Tel: 99- Adventures for the family. Camel rides, ros Araouzos St. Free. Tel: 25-362756 Ocean Bar Restaurant 3.00pm in Paphos area. Tel: 26- 723002/ 971150/99-519504.badmintonpaphos@ First Time Mums’ Club swimming, play areas and more. Tel: 24- Limassol Crusaders Rugby Club Every Thursday: Bingo Night, 8pm. Tel: 99-370883 cytanet.com.cy www.atromitosbadmin- Come and join us for a cup of tea. Bring 991243/99-416968. www.camel-park. Training on grass for Cyprus League 96-381509. Every Friday: Multi Media Quiz Paphos Town Centre Walking Tour tonclub.org baby with you and meet other mums and com matches, or just to get fi t, Tuesdays with many prizes to be won, 8.30pm. Tel: Get acquainted with the newest part of Emba Badminton club get tips, ideas and advice on caring for 6.30-8.30pm and Thursdays 7-9pm, AEK 99-032876. Ocean Bar Restaurant, 10 Chris- the city and learn how the town evolved Emba Badminton club meets on Satur- your little infant. Weekly meetings where Katholiki Stadium, Tagmatarchou Pouliou tina Court, Onicilliou St, Ayios Tychonas from the late Byzantine and Mediaeval day mornings, and Tuesday and Friday topics include breastfeeding, bottle Limassol district St. Seniors and Juniors. Tel: 96-323962. times. Every Thursday, 10am. CTO Infor- afternoons. All levels of play are catered feeding, sleeping tips for baby and mom, Xarkis Festival www.limassolcrusadersrfc.com mation Offi ce, 3 Gladstonos St. Tel. 26- for. Tel: 99-276192. www.EmbaBadmin- milestones, what works and lots more. A three-day festival with workshops, Table Tennis Paphos district 932841 tonClub.org. Thurs 10-12. Cholorakas. Tel: 96-429659 presentation, performances and music. Monday and Friday at 10 am at UKCA, 37 14th Countryside Animafest Cyprus The Corona Society Paphos Tigers RFC Apollo Branch of the Royal Air Forces Association Until July 12. Lofou village. All day events. Termopilis Street. Contact Antonio 99- Screening of animated fi lms, workshops Go along and meet new friends at month- Mini Rugby: Tuesdays, 4.30pm-5.30pm. Meeting on the third Thursday of every Tel: 97-676011 or 99-519407 334706 and a poster exhibition. July 13-18. Multi- ly meetings held every second Wednes- Kinyras Centre, Cypria Maris Sports month. UKCA Clubhouse, Tombs of the The Source ple Locations in Paphos. Diff erent times. day of the month, 2.30pm – 4pm. Coff ee Ground. Tel: 99-934315/26-652959. bar- Limassol Bridge Club Kings Road. 7pm. Tel: 26-991615 Screening of the French drama-comedy Mondays and Fridays, 3.30pm at Limassol Contact: http://www.animafest.com.cy/ mornings held every last Tuesday of the [email protected] Basic Dog Training and Grooming as part of the Rialto summer cinema. July Sporting Club. Tel 99-645338 contact-us/contact-us month, 10.30am – 12.00pm. Annabelle Paphos Cycling Club Fridays. 3pm. Kallepia. Tel: 26-643079/99- 13. Rialto theatre. 9pm. €5. With Greek Evans plus Evans – The Magic Show Hotel. All proceeds go to local charities. Newly founded to help promote cy- Car Boot Sale 105557 subtitles. Tel: 77-777745 Every Saturday and Sunday at Moni Sta- The couple put on a magic show for adults Tel: 99- 177479 cling in Paphos as a great form of Do you Like to Sing? tion. Tel: 25-323525/25-365102 and kids. Until October 6. Kikkos Bar, Coral Scottish Country Dancing exercise, meeting and making new TOK Quiz Night Bay Strip. 9.30pm. Free. Tel: 26-622051 Bring a team or join on the night. Every Come and listen to the Island Blend Linopetra Corner With the St Andrew’s Society, Paphos, friends and a perfect way to see areas Barbershop Chorus and learn to sing Wednesday Night Bike Ride at the Latin Parish Hall every Tuesday of beauty in Cyprus you would never Wednesday, 8pm. The Latin Parish Hall. Car boot sale on Saturdays, 8am-2pm. Tel: Tel: 26-653618 Acapella. Any Thursday. UKCA Club, Ther- 99-612832 Regular night bike rides every Wednes- evening from September to May 6-8pm. normally see. We are an informal club day. Until December 30. Paphos Town Mahjong mopylon Street. 7pm-9pm. Free. Tel: 96- Royal Antediluvian Order of Beginners welcome 5.30pm. Tel: 99- and we welcome new members from 413775 Buff aloes Hall, 28th October Square. 7.30pm-9pm. 298512 all walks of life and abilities. We meet A small group getting together to play Happy Valley Hash House Harriers Social and benevolent organisation. Tel: 99-248056 Timi Village Car Boot Market every Sunday at Hectors Bar in Coral Mahjong every Monday are looking for We are a family Hash and we invite every- Aphrodite Bitter Lake Lodge meet at Spirit Mediumship & Clairvoyance: Every Sunday 7am-1pm all through the Bay at 9am. Tel: 99-320213. www.pa- players. The Phoenix Social Club, 5 Ika- body to run for fun, jog or walk the trails the UKCA Club. Wednesdays, 6pm. Tel: Private Consultations with well known year. Tel: 99-611637 phoscyclingclub.com rou St, Kato Paphos. 12.30pm. €1 for non members, members free. Tel: 26-272525 with us every Thursday afternoon at 3pm 99-425527. The Troodos Pride of Cyprus Cypriot based English, Christian Spiritu- Singles Nights at Ollie’s Bar Paphos Adonis Lions Club winter and 4 pm summer in the Limassol Lodge meets at the UKCA Club. Every alist Medium, Yve Brooks at HearnsBook Every second and fourth Saturday of the Meetings every second and fourth Mon- Whist area. Come along and have a 'Bash at the other Sunday, 10am. Tel: 99-345384 & Gift Shop, Coral Bay, Paphos on Sat- month. Ollie’s Bar, Trimithousa. 8pm. Tel: day of the month at Paphos Gardens A small group getting together to play Hash' with HVH. Full details and contacts Riding for the Disabled urday mornings. For more information 99-769899 Hotel Resort. New members welcome as Whist every Monday are looking for play- ers. The Phoenix Social Club, 5 Ikarou listed weekly on www.hvhcyprus.com. Horse riding for disabled riders from www.yvebrooks.org To Book telephone Quiz Nights well as visiting members of other Lions St, Kato Paphos. 7pm. Members Free Tel: 99-456714 www.hvhcyprus.com The Red Cross and Theotokos Founda- +357 97 801 472 or email info@yve- Play for weekly prizes and a jackpot. Eve- Clubs. Tel: 26-622810/97-635883 Non Members 1.00 euro. Tel Barbara at Cyprus Morris tion every Thursday morning 8.30am-11 brooks.org ry Friday. Kings Hotel, Tomb of the Kings Alzheimer Self Help and Support 99946381 New members - dancers or musicians, .30am. Happy Valley, Episkopi. Volunteers Paphos Flower Club Road. 8.30pm. €2. Tel: 26-939075 Group Anne’s Keep Fit Classes experienced or absolute beginners - are greatly needed to assist with rides. Tel: Courses in fl ower arranging. Anglican New Friendly Bridge Off ers dementia patients and their carers An aerobics class for over 50’s on Wednes- always welcome at weekly practices in 25-773058. Email: [email protected] Church Hall, Kato Paphos. Beginners Chicago bridge every Tuesday with all the opportunity to meet others with this days. Phoenix Social Club, 5 Ikarou St, Kyvides. If you're interested or want to RAFA Aphrodite Branch Social 2pm, intermediate classes 12.30pm. Be- bridge partnerships welcome. Fantasia condition, share feelings and exchange Kato Paphos. 10.30am. €1 for non mem- fi nd out more about Cyprus Morris call Meeting ginners. Tel: 99-475564/99-533704. Inter- Club. 6.45pm. Tel: 26-937551 experiences. Latin Parish Hall, Coastal Peter on 97-722576 or visit www.cyprus- mediate: 99-744635 bers, members free. Tel: 99-065598 First Wednesday of every month. Ser- Table Tennis Club Night Rd. Chlorakas. Every fi rst Wednesday of morris.net Boules geants Mess. Akrotiri. No food provided. Orphean Singers Coaching for all levels by Gordon Allen. the month at 10am. Tel: 26-621530/96- Come and play a game of Boules every International Christian Fellowship 7.30pm. Tel: 25-932196 Three times a year this well established Every Wednesday night. New venue, 767164 East Thursday. The Phoenix Social Club, 5 RAF Akrotiri Voluntary Band singing group delights audiences with an 7pm. Tel: 99-841471, 26-652763 Cancer Patients’ Support Group Please join us, Sundays 10.30am, Angel’s The band plays a large repertoire of clas- entertaining con- Association’s Day Centre - 84 Ellados Av- Ikarou St, Kato Paphos. 1pm. €1 for non English Nursery School, 37 Ampelakion, sical music at military dinners, Episkopi cert. Meetings eve- enue, Paphos, near Carrefour’s on Polis members, members free. Tel: 26-272524. Germasogia. Sunday school available, Fete and charity fund raisers. Meetings ry Friday at Kamaras Road. Tel: 26-952478. Coff ee morning Folk and Country Club small groups meet midweek. Tel: 99- every Monday: 7.30pm. Padre’s Centre at club, 9.30am-12pm. on the second Tuesday of the month, A club for all fans of folk and country mu- 815033. www.icf.org.cy RAF Akrotiri. Tel: 99-925524 Tel: 26-913249 10.30am. Craft group meet every Thurs- sic. Phoenix Social Club, 5 Ikarou St, Kato Day out in Lania day, 10am-12pm. New members always Paphos. Every second Thursday of the Visit the museum, church, olive mill, wine welcome. Quiz nights and meal on Thurs- month. 8pm. €1 for non members, mem- press and the artists’ galleries. Lania. days and meal, 7 for 7.30pm. Tel: 26- bers free. Tel: 99-908241 [email protected] Colours go to war 654007 or visit www.cancerpatientssup- Island Blend port.net Famagusta district Barber shop group sing a wide repertoire Cancer Patients’ Support Group – of songs at events and raise money for The Spanish have their tomato festival Paphos Information Help Line Tours around Ayia Napa Friends for Life. Every Thursday at UKCA, Trained volunteers who will listen and Ayia Napa and the Sea: a diff erent dimen- 4pm-6pm. Tel: 25-397456 during which they can become com- assist anyone needing information, emo- sion. Mondays in English and German; Fridays in English and Swedish, 10am from The World of Wine pletely red… but one colour can get a bit tional support, befriending or referral to Beginners and advanced specialised an appropriate professional. Available CTO offi ce. Tel: 23-721796 courses for enthusiasts who wish to be- boring, plus it could attract some bulls. from 9am-1pm Monday to Friday. Tel: 97- Folk Art Workshop come more confi dent in understanding 760989 Art workshop for children. Cultural Cen- If you love to be covered in diff erent tre of Famagusta, Evagorou 35, Dherynia. and enjoying fi ne wines and spirits. Spec- Paphos Bereavement Support tus shops, Nicosia and Limassol. Tel: 22- colours from head to toe, if you enjoy a your colour bags and get ready to be all Group Tel: 23-721140 511521/25-341525 beach-party kind of atmosphere with DJs coloured up. The Group meets the fi rst Monday of Bingo and Games Rising Star Youth Theatre of the month from 2 – 4 pm at the Cyprus Every Tuesday night. Quiz, bingo and Limassol playing their music, and some food and Samaritans Centre, Chlorakas. For more games every Thursday night. Party night Theatre workshop for aspiring actors and drink thrown into the mix, then the Lar- Larnaca Colour War information please contact Sally on 99- every Saturday. Woody’s Inn, Protaras. actresses from the age of 6 years and up. 312662 or Rita on 99-175510 Tel: 23-831690 Call 99-608826 for information. naca Colour Day will have you blushing Beach party full of colour. July 18. Gamblers Anonymous Charity Boot Sale Children’s Theatre Workshop with excitement. Finikoudes Promenade, Athinon Avenue, Support group for gambling addicts, Every Tuesday morning. Woody’s Inn, Organised by the Versus theatre group. partners and families. Meetings every Protaras. 10am-12pm. Tel: 23-831690 Theatro Ena, Limassol Municipal Market, Colour will go to war on Saturday so be Larnaca. 5pm. €15/10. Tel: 24-653333 Tuesday. Ayia Kyriaki Anglican Church Open Air Market FESTIVAL old town. Classes for ages: 5-9, 10-13, 17- in Larnaca wearing your white t-shirt, get Hall, Kato Paphos. 7.30pm. Tel: 26- Every Wednesday. St Thekla Beach restau- 17. Saturdays 9am-3pm. Tel: 99-428691. 622289 rant, Ayia Thekla, 500m from the church. www.theatroversus.com 9am-4pm. Tel: 23-743778

SUNDAY MAIL• July 12, 2015 BEAUTY 21

Get your coat: Want Instagram-ready the Immerge nail art kit mani art without the salon trip? SUSANNAH BUTTER reveals the DIY fi xes offering cool claws, super-quick NNailail iitt ffastast

harmadean Reid’s nails give the im- pression that she is a woman of leisure. In one week they mightS act as a showcase for a range of designs from intricate drawings, abstract swishes, to minimal monochrome. In fact, as a working mother she has no time to sit around waiting for lay- fi ve days. Top up with ers of varnish to dry without chips. Dr Hauschka’s Neem Instead, she uses her WAH range, Nail Oil Pen, which can which this week is launching a new be applied with mini- DIY kit called Immerge. mal fuss. It’s the latest super-fast beauty Removing old var- fi x for people who want to look good nish only takes a sec- but don’t have time to sit in a salon. ond with the Bourjois Freshly manicured nails instantly Magic 2-in-1 Nail Polish make you feel more pulled together Remover. 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It claws that are 30 per cent longer in tory nail emoji. Big gap in ageing speeds revealed, some hardly age biologically By John von Radowitz Scientists in the US drew ies at the back of the eye, which “As we get older, our risk 26, then again when they were A detailed study of biological up a panel of 18 measures to provide a glimpse of the state of grows for all kinds of different 32, and fi nally at 38. Combin- ageing has revealed that some determine the speed at which a blood vessels in the brain. diseases. To prevent multiple ing the measurements allowed individuals grow older three person is ageing. Lead scientist Dr Dan diseases simultaneously, age- scientists to determine each times faster than their birth- They included tests of Belsky, from Duke University ing itself has to be the target. individual’s pace of ageing. days suggest. kidney, liver, lung and im- Centre for Ageing, said: “We set Otherwise, it’s a game of whack- For most participants, chron- For others blessed with mune system function as well out to measure ageing in these a-mole.” ological age and biological age evergreen genes or environ- as assessments of metabolism, relatively young people. 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July 12, 2015 • SUNDAY MAIL 22 FASHION

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Self-help slogans are so f you’ve spent any time pon- hot right now. It’s just how dering which fi lter - lark vs generation Instagram dress, valencia - best Ishows off your avocado says KAREN DACRE on toast or chortled heartily at one of the Fat Jewish’s snaps of a dog in a Happy Meal hat, you’ll know that generation Instagram has a lot On message (clockwise from below): to answer for. A confab of hashtag- Super T-shirt by Lazy Oaf, Hairdo ging maniacs, we pay more atten- sweater from House of Holland, tion to our feeds than we do our own Heaven Can Wait by Zoe Karsesen mothers and endure blindlind panic if andÊtre Cécile Tshirts the “No internet connection”tion” bannerbanner winks snidely at us fromm the top of our phone screen. Collective addiction in mind, itit’s’s no surprise that our hungerger for visualvisual stimulation has spilled out from oourur tech and onto our clothes.es. Notably,Notably, with self-help style - a phenomenonhenomenon that takes its lead from the manmanyy inspirational quotes andd motiva- tional mantras that litterter our Instagram accounts. The current default seset-t- ting of a number of emerg-rg- ing labels which havee “I think it’s about projecting some- built entire customerer thing about your personality, maybe bases on clothes printedted your sense of humour, and what you with self-help slogans, thehe believe in,” agrees Sewell. motivational market is bbigig But the designer, who has an ex- news. It’s inspirational, in tensive background in fashion and fact. retail consultancy, also puts the rise Leaders of the chargege of this trend for motivational motifs include London-basedd down to the fact that we’re all hungry French-inspired Êtretre for a little light relief. “I think even Cécile - a label which has im- subconsciously people are drawn to bued heavy logos with a chic wearing them amid a lot of the trou- edge - and counts its “TheThe fu- bling chaos and confl ict that’s going ture is ours” sweater amongmong on around us at the moment,” she its most popular at thee mo- says. ment and tongue and cheekheek It’s not all spiritual stuff, though label Lazy Oaf: its “Super”per” - there’s a wicked sense of humour to T-shirt is among our favou-vou- be found within this trend too. Take, rites. for example, the slogan prints tout- Other brands to em- ed by Henry Holland, who is to this brace the word this seasonson movement what chips are to cheese. include pop-art inspired ‘Slogan tees were big in the Holland cites the “Instagramisation Zoe Karrsen, whose latest collec- of fashion” and the fact that fash- tion includes sweaters and jackets Sixties, the Eighties... now ion fans have adapted the notions boasting the phrases “Eau yeah” and of self-help they see on their social “Heaven can wait”. The Dutch de- everyone’s wearing them feeds into their wardrobes but is less signer also offers a swimsuit embla- again’ convinced by the sickly sweet side zoned with the words “Wish you were to this trend - to this end, his newly here”. them again.” launched menswear line, a collabo- Of course, as Yasmin Sewell, But what’s the attraction? Is the ration with Martin Parr, includes T- founder of Être Cécile, points out, self-help slogan merely a by-product shirts and sweats printed with the this trend is no 21st century phenom- of a generation of habitual overshar- phrase “Your banter is bullshit” and enon. “It’s a great example of fashion ers who, no longer content with post- “Is your hairdo tolerated?”. Why? being cyclical,” she says. “Slogan ing our every emotion and thought “Personally I prefer something a bit tees were big in the Sixties, the on our Facebook pages, now need to more badass written on my clothes Eighties... now everyone’s wearing wear our hearts on our sweaters too? than “You go, girl!” Holland says. Fendi debuts fur haute couture, activists protest outside Italian luxury label Fendi made strators shouted and carried month tweeted a picture of a get the message. It’s very easy to its haute couture debut with an banners reading, ‘Fur: Stop letter she wrote to Lagerfeld’s say no fur, no fur, no fur, but it’s ‘haute fourrure’ or high fur col- torture’ or ‘Fendied’, as the fash- cat, Choupette, asking the feline an industry,” he said. lection in Paris on Wednesday as ionista crowd waited to enter to “purr in papa Karl’s ear” to The collection was made up a group of animal rights activ- the venue. persuade the designer to stop mainly of black and white coats ists protested outside. They were quickly inter- using fur in his creations. of various lengths, some deco- Security in front of the cepted by police and led away. Lagerfeld told The New York rated with feathers. There were Theatre des Champs Elysees One woman ripped off a coat to Times in an interview this year also shades of pink and cream. was tight ahead of the runway reveal a red body suit. that he was “very sympathetic” The show marked Fendi’s show of mainly fur coats, capes Animal rights group la Fon- to the anti-fur cause but that fi rst couture catwalk run in the and stoles, designed by Fendi dation Brigitte Bardot said it getting rid of the industry would French capital, as well as Lager- creative director Karl Lagerfeld was behind the protest. lead to workers losing jobs. feld’s 50 years with the luxury for autumn-winter 2015/16. French actress and animal “For me, as long as people eat label, which is known for its fur A group of about 20 demon- rights campaigner Bardot last meat and wear leather, I don’t atelier.

SUNDAY MAIL• July 12, 2015 HEALTH 23

Plantoftheweek Getting your body beach- BY ALEXANDER MCCOWAN ready doesn’t have to mean Plant used to bind couples quitting carbs and drinking. together in wedding Adidas star AJ ODUDU shares rituals thought to protect her secrets to superfi tness against evil spells Name: Skullcap (Scutellaria laterifl ora) Otherwise known as: Mad dog weed, Quaker’s bon- We have lift off : Odudu models net pieces from Adidas’ latest Habitat: A perennial herb of the Labiatea family grow- womenswear collection ing to about 1m in moist woods and meadows in North America, Europe and Asia. The plant has branching stems of oval to triangular leaves with tubular blue fl owers, which look like the hats worn by the early Puritan settlers of New England. What does it do: Skullcap was a valued medicinal plant by the Native Americans and played a part in their reli- gious ceremonies. It was used to bind couples together in wedding rituals, and was thought to protect against evil spells. Those that broke an oath sworn while bound by skullcap were to suff er dire punishment. The New England physicians used this herb to treat hydrophobia (rabies) with some success - over 400 JJumpump sstarttart cases were claimed to be cured. In their society, where

ummer is the perfect time ance within your body that was nev- It’s still effective if you don’t go be- to shake up your fi tness. er there to begin with. low your knees. Don’t push yourself But don’t drive yourself too hard - just work to your range crazy on sugar-free fads, The myth: Lifting is for guys. and that Beyoncé butt will come. three workouts a day, The truth: Lifting weights is nothing sinkingS 20 detox juices a week or to feel intimidated by. If you don’t The myth: It’s all about the abs. workout wear that is going to trim fancy fl exing your guns next to the The truth: A sit-up is a very basic an inch from the nation’s waistline local Arnold Schwarzenegger, try exercise that only puts strain on one just by wearing it. A fi t life is a bal- incorporating weights into your reg- small portion of your abs. If you want anced one, which means it’s key that ular summer workout with moves a washboard stomach you need to we set realistic goals - especially at such as squats and lunges. Lift- work all your core muscles. Planks this time of year when we’re dust- ing weights is important because it and medicine-ball twists are actu- ing off that barbecue. Here, I’ve de- strengthens and maintains bone ally more effective than a sit-up, and bunked the most common myths so density and supports the joints. This both exercises have been incorpo- that you can make sure getting fi t aids the prevention of bones and rated into the workout I designed for doesn’t cost you your summer. joints conditions more common in adidas. If fat is being stored around women. Don’t have weights? No ex- your stomach you’re going to have to The myth: For a great body you’ll cuse. A tin of beans will do just fi ne. tease out those Ennis-Hill abs from have to spend summer in the gym. And you can take them to the park. behind that layer of fl ab with a well- The truth: While gyms can be great planned diet and exercise regimen. when the weather fails, if the sun is The myth: No carbs after 6pm. TryTry ttoo cucutt shining get out there and work on The truth: No Carbs Before Marbsarbs - downdown on your summer shape (and tan) with a catchy motto but one worth ditch-ditch- sugarsugar anandd your mates outside. Online work- ing. Don’t say no to buns in thee sunsun.. increaseincrease outs are a great way to keep your Carbohydrates have been unjustlyjustly yoyourur routine fresh and mean that you vilifi ed as the cause of weight gain.gain. pproteinrotein can take your workout wherever you The false perception that larglargee to buildbuild sexual excitement was thought to be a mental disorder, want. Mix it up. You can actually get meals at night time cause youou to muscle.muscle. skullcap was given to reduce this condition. It has a a really effective and safe workout at pile on the pounds because yyou’reou’re similar eff ect to St John’s Wort, being a sedative that home and outdoors. For an extra in- not being active is so wrong - afterafter treats stress and hysteria and was recommended for centive, make a day of it by getting all, carbs cannot tell the time. If yyouou calming the recently bereaved, and those recovering a massage or a manipedi after your want to lose weight, just fi ndd thatthat training session. balance. Excessive eating andd lalackck from long-term illness and to combat St Vitas Dance of exercise are to blame for weightweight (Chorea). Currently it is used in cases of depression, mi- The myth: If it’s healthy it’s gluten gain, not carbohydrates. We actuactu-- graine, pre-menstrual tension, sleeplessness, rheuma- free. ally need to fuel our bodies aandnd tism, neuralgia, rickets and shock. Many elderly patients The truth: Summer is picnic heaven provide a vital source of energygy are said to experience restored memory capacity after - don’t get bogged down by gluten for our brains. taking the herb; it improves blood fl ow to the brain. free myths. Eat healthily in the week Recent research has indicated that skullcap may play and enjoy those BBQ treats at the The myth: You should onlyy an important part in reducing addiction to barbiturates weekend. Balance is key. Gluten-free squat to 90 degrees. and alcohol. It is also claimed to reduce the pain of diets are all the rage right now most- The truth: How low can you multiple sclerosis. ly because the assumption is that go? It all depends on your fl ex- gluten-free products are healthier. ibility, balance and how com- Two Chinese relatives, Scutellaria baicalensis and S That’s just not true. Of course if you fortable you feel. If you want to barbata, are claimed to be eff ective against blood have a medical sensitivity to gluten squat below your knees, go for pressure and certain tumours. A research programme then go gluten-free, but be warned - it. It’s going to work the ham- into properties of S baicalensis indicates it may inhibit doing that without actually fi guring strings, glutes and lower backk Hepatitis B. out if your body needs to can actu- more, and tighten up that boo- ally be more harmful in the long run ty. If you can’t get all the wayy because you’re creating an intoler- down there just yet, fear not.. [email protected]

July 12, 2015 • SUNDAY MAIL 24 BOOKS

PAPERBACKS Looking for love: Ansari’s book By William Leith developed because he couldn’t UK Special fi nd one like it The Churchill Factor Forces By Boris Johnson Here, says Boris Johnson, is the get the situation: a nation stands alone, at the feminine edge of a European catastrophe. And here is a man fl awed and eccentric but also bold touch and ballsy. Only one thing can save the nation. The man. He is Winston By James Anthony Churchill. The year is 1940. Other Back in the days before the develop- men, such as Lord Halifax and Nev- ers and their bulldozers ransacked ille Chamberlain, would probably the top end of London’s King’s Road, have got their wishy-washy way the shabby old Duke of York’s Bar- racks stood, with its equally shabby and appeased Hitler if Churchill yellow and green advertising hoard- had not played an absolute blinder. ing for the Territorial Army. To the He inspired the people of a nation casual eye, that’s just what it was - a to stand up to a tyrant. How? By rundown TA barracks of no particu- explaining why they should. A great lar signifi cance. Azi Ahmed made an unlikely recruit to fi ght Her Maj- story about a man who used words esty’s enemies in Chelsea – a Muslim brilliantly and whose use of words girl from up North who was an art changed the course of history. student at St Martins. Craving more excitement than Being Mortal the unglamorous existence of stu- dent life in a Tooting hall of resi- By Atul Gawande Dating is just so hard dence, she joins the TA at its SW3 Atul Gawande is a barracks. Except that, rather like surgeon who writes Alice walking through the looking very compellingly glass, Ahmed gets more than she about medicine. His bargains for. After a couple of curt when one person has interviews and a medical she be- fi rst book, Compli- comes part of a little-known experi- cations, contains ment to see if women have what it some of the sharpest writing about takes to join 21 Special Air Service surgery I’ve read. This one is about - a part-time relation to the regular people who get ill and die, and to tick all of the boxes SAS regiment. The plan – which was eventually their doctors. It’s about Western By Richard Godwin to paroxysms of anxiety. But Soon, Ansari hits upon the abandoned – sees Ahmed (below society and its attitude to death. At a certain point in recent just as you worry the book will well-worn paradox that too left) and an ever decreasing num- “Our most cruel failure in how we publishing history someone turn into a generic routine on much choice only makes us ber of female candidates try to pass treat the sick and aged,” he tells decided it would be a good love in the digital age, Ansari more anxious. He speaks to the process known throughout the us, “is the failure to recognise that idea to get stand-up come- decides to do his research. “I one listless player who fi nds armed forces simply as “selection”. dians to write books. Come- found some interesting pieces that cutting and pasting the What follows in Worlds Apart: they have priorities beyond merely dians are funny, right? And here and there but not the same message on online dat- A Muslim Girl with the SAS is a being safe and living longer.” If you if someone makes you laugh, kind of in-depth sociological ing sites has a higher success graphic, hilarious and moving ac- had a choice between a quick death they haven’t wasted your investigation I was looking rate then crafting something count of being run ragged in Hyde and a protracted one, which would time. Some sell out improba- for. That book simply didn’t personal. Park; rolling in dog muck while being you prefer? Being Mortal applies bly large arenas so, hopefully, exist, so I decided to write it He also visits dating teased by the directing staff (male, print-runs too? myself.” wasteland Wichita, Kansas, obviously) for having a “fat arse” (she to everybody, because we all die. The stand-up comedian’s And so he has, collaborat- where one man convinces him didn’t); and losing her rifl e in a river I’d particularly recommend it to contractual obligation is thus ing with NYU sociology pro- it’s more rewarding to go on in Wales - so requiring all the men doctors. almost a genre in itself: “First fessor Eric Klinenberg, con- four dates with one person in her section to jump in and search up, thanks for buying this. ducting fi eld work in Buenos than one with four different for it. Citizen Ker-ching! So you’re probably Aires, Paris, Doha and Tokyo, people. The insights on dat- As if the challenges aren’t charac- wondering why I’m writing interviewing focus groups ing and the schism between ter-testing enough, Ahmed also has By Claudia Rankine a book instead of a making and pulling together some- our real and phone selves are to return to her family in the North This is poetry, and fatuous observations on mod- thing dangerously worth- compelling enough that if I to play the good little Muslim girl. the fi rst thing you ern life at the Hammersmith while - information, complete were singleg I’d want Here,, her parentsp (blissfully unaware think is that it looks Apollo. Well, me too! But any- with jokes about ramen and to read thisthis book.book. ofof their daughter’sdaught military aspira- interesting on the way, here’s a fatuous observa- the rapper Pitbull. The bar is As I’m nnotot - nnei-ei- tions) pparadearade hher in front of a cast of page. Some of it tion about modern life…” duly raised. ther is AAnsari,nsari, by unsavouryunsavoury wowould-beu suitors in the And so on for 272 pages. Early on, Ansari visits a the way - I ttakeake a hope thatthat she’llshe’l agree to marry one. comes in chunky Some may vary the format retirement home where most wry comfortmfort inin it,it, The balancbalancingi act between her blocks, like prose, but the words with calls to overthrow capi- of the residents married mixed withith a mildmild religiousreligious lifelife anda her forces life is are very carefully chosen. Tiny talism but it’s often surpris- pretty much the fi rst person regret thathat TTinderinder perfectlyperfectly illustratedill with a sorry short stories and observations are ing how weak live material is who came along (a survey in wasn’t aaroundround descriptiondescriptio of having to eat a in some ways rather like the work on the page. Or perhaps not Philadelphia, 1932, found that when I wwasas ssin-in- squashedsquashe cheese sandwich that surprising at all. Which around 50 per cent of partners gle. pulledpulled fromf the bottom of of Lydia Davis. What it tells you is is why Aziz Ansari’s Modern married someone who lived The pic-ic- herher BBergen rucksack in really worth knowing. It’s about Romance is so refreshing. An within fi ve blocks). ture thatat thethe mmiddle of godforsaken racism, among other things. It’s Indian-American stand-up Then it was enough to emerges WalesWal while her comrades nuanced and subtle in the way that based in Los Angeles (with a fi nd someone non-murderous is a world chowch down on hot ra- racism can be nuanced and subtle. large internet cult for his role to start a family with; now, as of indi- tionstio containing pork. in Parks and Recreation), An- psychotherapist Esther Perel viduals LookingL at her be- Rankine tells us about giveaway sari is a sharp and sensitive tells him, we ask one person drivenn draggled,d unmilitary moments in public life: in a shop, in young man who you sense to play the role of an entire neuroticc likel appearance, one conversation, in a social setting. She would be good on a date. village. To fi nd this soulmate, by thehe instructori asks rhe- tells you what it’s like to be treated He begins his fi rst book in we have a whole new phase of horrifyingng toricallyt if she would as if you are not absolutely normal. the usual way: a bit of throat- life - “emerging adulthood” responsibili-bili- notn be “better off at clearing heralds an anecdote - and a consumer-style dat- ty we all feelfeel homeho baking cupcakes”. Take a look. She does it very well. about a girl who never texted ing scene with the promise of for our ownwn TheTh sensible reader can him back, which drove him near-infi nite choice. happiness.s. onlyon conclude: no.

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Old buddies: Chewbacca and

Han Solo in The Force Awakens

How Star Wars Conquered the Horoscope BY SALLY BROMPTON Universe By Chris Taylor ARIES Mercury’s infl uence on obsessive Pluto off ers you a chance to break the deadlock in a professional or domestic dispute this week. Harsh words may fl y but once spoken the March 21 - April 20 relationship will enter a more productive phase based on cooperation rather than competition. TAURUS The impact you have on your environment is far greater than you seem to imagine - people look up to you wherever you go. Something said to you this week will be unexpected as well as extremely fl attering. Don’t let it go to your head April 21 - May 21 but don’t think you don’t deserve it either. GEMINI Decisive aspects to your ruler Mercury simply mean that you are free to make changes to your fi nancial or business situation. Well, maybe not so much free as determined. And May 22 - June 21 when Geminis are determined about something you can be UUniversalniversal appealappeal ofof a sure they will go all the way. CANCER A parting of the ways may be necessary but it doesn’t have to be painful, nor does it have to be permanent. If someone you have grown close to over the years needs a mmodernodern sspacepace operaopera day or two alone, let them have it. Regenerative Pluto in June 22 - July 22 your opposite sign reminds you everyone needs time and AST month the original WILLIAM MOORE heavy breathing is far more impor- space to themselves occasionally. Star Wars trilogy was tant to his character than anything screened in Chinese cin- enjoys a book that he actually says) and let the fans’ LEO emas for the fi rst time. imagination fi ll in the rest. Certain routines and relationships have become, to be The fi lms were familiar for revisits cinema’s most The entirety of the dialogue for blunt, a bit of a habit and this is the time to shake them up mostL people in the audience (despite the bounty hunter Boba Fett, one of a little. Avoid planning your itinerary down to the tiniest no theatrical release, they have been ubiquitous franchise the fi lms’ most popular characters, July 23 - Aug 23 degree and life will regain its fun and adventure. Even the available on DVD and video for years) can fi t into a single tweet. And yet most cautious Leo needs to take a risk now and again. but there were some genuine Star with fresh eyes Boba has a 30,000-word entry on the Wars newcomers too. fanedited Star Wars online database, VIRGO Not all of them were impressed. Wookieepedia. You may feel out of step with those around you this week, “The visual effects are amazing for ences: comic books, westerns, sam- Taylor writes with infectious en- maybe because you disagree with some of the things they 1977,” said one viewer, “but the char- urai movies and, most of all, Flash thusiasm, but at times gets bogged profess to believe in. You won’t be able to convert them, acter design is weak, the leading Gordon serials. From the beginning down with details. He is most com- Aug 24 - Sep 23 nor they you, so you must fi nd ways you can live together actress is not beautiful, the leading Lucas struggled to turn this infl u- pelling when he turns his attention despite your obvious diff erences. actor is not handsome and action ence-cocktail into bearable scripts. away from the fi lms and towards the scenes are like children fi ghting.” Taylor records an incident from 1968 often unforgiving fanbase, whose LIBRA Even as a fan, I have to concede that when Lucas handed an early draft of knowledge of Star Wars has well What takes place this week may be worrying but, on a he’s not wrong. his sci-fi fl ick THX 1138 to Francis overtaken its creator’s. “You’re al- deeper level, it will give you the sense of perspective you Chris Taylor’s strength in How Ford Coppola for feedback. “You’re ways going to be in trouble no matter have lacked in recent weeks. Consider the possibility you Star Wars Conquered the Universe right,” said Coppola. “You can’t what you do,” Lucas warned produc- Sept 24 -Oct 23 may have taken a major wrong turning, at home or work. is his ability to revisit cinema’s most write.” er Kathleen Kennedy and director JJ Now ask yourself: where do I go from here? ubiquitous franchise with fresh eyes. Lucas didn’t work well with ac- Abrams when handing over the Star While his love for the fi lms is palpable tors either. “Faster and more in- Wars franchise to Disney in 2012. SCORPIO on every page, he steps outside the tense” or “do it again, only better” The Force Awakens, Abrams’ up- You are far too street-wise to be taken in by vague promises ever-expanding mythology and silly were typical on-set instructions. And coming addition to the series, faces of a bright new future. Or are you? Current aspects warn names (Savage Opress… really?) to yet, despite these severe limitations, impossibly high expectations as it give a detailed analysis of the biggest Star Wars was able to tap into “the enters a world where Star Wars ac- a temporary loss of your critical powers have left you vulnerable and open to persuasion. If you want to believe in cultural vogue to hit the world since collective unconscious of fairytales”. tion fi gures outnumber human be- Oct 24 - Nov 22 Beatlemania. How? Taylor suggests that Lucas ings. Will the fi lm win over the doubt- something, believe in yourself. Taylor’s book is in part a biog- was at his best when he kept dialogue ers while also pleasing obsessive raphy of its creator, George Lucas, to a minimum and relied on visuals fans? Even now, it seems, Star Wars SAGITTARIUS focusing on his early creative infl u- and sounds (Darth Vader’s ominous has frontiers left to conquer. With Pluto under heavy cosmic pressure you can’t aff ord to give anyone the benefi t of the doubt where fi nancial or business matters are concerned. No one is asking you to be suspicious but you’d be foolish not to check the small print Man Booker and The Independent team up for fiction prize Nov 23 - Dec 21 in each and every deal. By Louise Jury to a single book – whether novel or recognition, reward and readership of Two major book awards are to join short story collection – in translation fi ction of the highest quality from all CAPRICORN forces to put the spotlight on fi ction in chosen from a shortlist of six. The over the world,” he said. A relationship hiccup is not yet at crisis point but will be if translation with a £60,000 prize pot. winning author and translator will The Independent prize has run you over-react to criticism. The main thing to remember The International Man Booker is share £52,000 with £1,000 for the other since 2001 with Arts Council support. just now is that a loved one doesn’t mean what they’re to abandon its original biennial remit writers and translators. This year’s winner is The End Of Days Dec 22 - Jan 20 saying, it’s just the pressure getting too much for them. Be of honouringgj a major writer for a body y Jonathan Taylor,y, chair of the by Jenny Erpenbeck translated by sympathetic even if you may not feel it. of work to collaborateollaborate Booker Prize Foundation,Foundatio said they Susan Bernofsy. with The Independentdependent hhopedoped the award woulwouldd encourage a Prize judge Boyd Tonkin of The In- AQUARIUS newspaper’ss Foreign grgreatere interest dependent will be the 2016 chairman Sit back, relax, ignore the amount of work to be done and Fiction Prizee whwhichich aandnd investment of the new combined award. Tonkin give your emotional and physical batteries time to recharge. has celebratedted nov- in translation. It said it was “an annual showcase for This week’s New Moon is both a reminder and a warning: els in translationation for wwould mean all the very best in global fi ction and for Jan 21 - Feb 19 a reminder that life is meant to be fun, a warning that more than 155 yyears.ears. nnovels pub- the precious art of the translator”. overdoing it could aff ect your health. From nextxt year,year, llishedis in English The International Man Booker the new Mann iinn the UK would was fi rst awarded in 2005 alongside PISCES Booker bbe eligible for the Man Booker which was for books Self-respect must never be compromised, not least because Interna- oone or other by British and Commonwealth writ- it’s so diffi cult to recover once it has gone. If a friend asks tional BBooker. ers but has been since extended to all you to do something unethical this week, refuse point Prize will “Thereby writers in English. This year it was blank, even if you feel you owe them a favour. Friendship be awarded we will en- awarded to Hungarian novelist László Feb 20 - March 20 annually courage the Krasznahorkai (left). with oneself is more important.

July 12, 2015 • SUNDAY MAIL 26 MARKETPLACE

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1 8 9 Plunderer (8) 2 Irritating sensation (4) 21 22 6 Piece of soap (4) 3 Be defi cient (4) 8 Australian wattle (6) 4 Famous steeplechase 10 9 Melting (6) (5,8) Answers to Double Crossword 3033 10 Decoration (9) 5 Volume to be consulted 11 12 CRYPTIC: Across – 1 Hoarse; 4 Grow up; 9 Hilarious; 10 Tut; 11 Homonym; 13 Pout (anag.) (2,2) (9,4) 13 Tarot; 14 Provisional; 18 Magic; 19 Reviler; 21 Log; 22 Outplayed; 24 13 14 15 14 Beard of barley (3) 6 Fine soft wool (8) Morose; 25 Vestal. Down – 1 Ho-ho-ho; 2 All; 3 Siren; 5 Risotto; 6 Water- 15 Reed (4) 7 Warm-heartedness (8) fall; 7 Potato; 8 Commiserate; 12 Mortgagor; 15 Vicious; 16 Emblem; 17 16 Gained mastery (9) 11 Firework (8) Bridal; 20 Valse; 23 Yet. 16 19 Old coin (6) 12 Come together (8) 17 18 20 Greasing (6) 17 Heavy stroke (4) QUICK: Across – 1 Arcade; 4 Off pat; 9 Threesome; 10 Two; 11 Catarrh; 13 21 Goad (4) 18 Burden (4) Delta; 14 Discernment; 18 Cigar; 19 Nascent; 21 Ram; 22 Classical; 24 19 20 22 In the same manner (8) Boyish; 25 Always. Down – 1 Attack; 2 Cur; 3 Drear; 5 Freedom; 6 Petu- lance; 7 Thorax; 8 Mother-inlaw; 12 Thingummy; 15 Caracas; 16 Scarab; 17 Stylus; 20 Sisal; 23 Cha. 21 22 Answers to the crosswords will appear in Tuesday’s newspaper

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Rolandos in LA, where he is currently shooting the series Tower of Babel A MINUTE WITH...

Joe Black for the fi rst time, a movie by Martin Brest with Anthony Hopkins RRolandosolandos LLiatsosiatsos (one of my favorite actors), Brad Pitt, Claire Forlani etc. There is a mystery Actor (Theatre and for the most part of the fi lm that keeps the suspense for what is coming next. Professional Practice) The concept of Death, which takes the form of a young man and learns every- Where do you live? thing about life on earth, sounds awe- I Live in LA (Hollywood to be specifi c) some to me. Makes you think what’s I have two roommates, both work in possible and made me realise that we the industry. only live once.

Best childhood memory? What’s your dream trip? Sunday at my grandma’s house. After travelling a lot, I would say my Sounds simple, but those days were al- dream trip at this specifi c moment ways the highlight of my childhood. Of and after three years in chaotic LA, course I couldn’t discard all the fi rst is a week to meditate and get centred time moments of my childhood. As for somewhere pretty isolated followed example that fi rst kiss when you are with a week by the ocean, Hawaii young and everything seems so impor- or something tropical with my best tant, the fi rst movie, the fi rst music friends and lots of fun. concert… What music are you listening Most frequented restaurant to in the car at the moment? whole transformation, and the idea of and absolute favourite dish? Matt Simons (Catch and Release), Ed being an orphan without actually be- Hm… that’s hard. I love food. I don’t Sheeran (Thinking Out Loud), Kanye ing an orphan, the legend she created, eat to survive. I’m one of those who re- West (Only One), Thirty Seconds to suddenly she was an icon. I fi nd it very ally take time to enjoy their food. Mars (City of Angels)... fascinating, and would love to see her I’d say chicken / beef teriyaki, but It perspective in life. really just depends. Growing up my What is always in your fridge? dad taught me to always take care of Ice cream. If the world is ending in 24 my food-health. And here in LA its all ccus and be more productive, connect hours what would you do? about eating healthy. wwith myself, sit on the balcony with my Dream house: rural retreat or Most possibly catch a fl ight back home mmusic on the background. I just never urban dwelling? Where would to see the people I so missed and can't What did you have ssleep for more than 6 hours usually. it be, what would it be like? always express it. But as some of them Dream for breakfast? A house close to the city, but with an are already able to understand, the I usually change my breakfast date BestB book ever read? ocean view. Somewhere on Sunset choice to follow your dreams no mat- every 2 days. Might be eggs withh Marilyn CanC a play count as a book? Not that I Blvd (towards Malibu), at the edge of ter how lovely and nice it sounds is not orange juice and 30 minutes laterr a Monroe don’td like books but as an actor I just a cliff. Full windows, ocean view, natu- always easy. Listen to my favourite nice iced coffee with cinnamon, or likel the freedom of imagination that ral light… able to see the stars during music on the way, and smile for the life cereals with milk and fruits on thehe comesc from a play. The author gives nighttime. I got to live. side. youy everything you need, but there is enoughe space as well for you to paint If you could pick anyone at all What is your greatest fear? Would you class yourself as a dayy thet background. (alive or dead) to go out for the That I might never get to be a broth- or night person? What’s your ideaea TheT Little Prince by Antoine De Saint- evening with, who would it be? er for my sisters, because of the dis- of the perfect night/day out? EExupery is my favourite book and it Would love to go out with many people. tance. I’d say I’m a night person. I was alwayslways wwill always have a special place in my Marlon Brando, whose work I love and up late and just to clear that has noth- heart. admire. Meryl Streep, Michael Jack- Tell me a joke… ing to do with nightlife. I like the qquietuiet son, Robin Williams, … its so hard to Knock, Knock… “Who’s there?” of the night. Calms me down, lesss dis- Favourite fi lm of all time? pick one. Marilyn Monroe! I think that “Orange” “Orange who?” “The new traction, no phone calls… I get to fo- I was really young when I watched Meet could be an interesting choice. Her Black” TWO TICKETS FOR FLAMENCO CARMEN WIN LIVE IN CINEMA OFFERED BY Around 1820 the tobacco factory is Seville is main attrac- Answer: ...... tion. Under military guard, onlookers and visitors – espe- cially men – are busy watching tobacco girls who work for the city’s prosperity. Among them is Carmen, a seductress COMPETITION ...... who chooses her lovers as she pleases. She is less inter- ancient theater Name: ...... ested in the men who gather around her than in Don José, a MA of taormina E

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07.00 Proti Enimerosi 07.00 Euronews 06.10 Proini Enimerosi 06.00 Ta Psarka (rpt) 06.00 Klironomos Tis 07.30 Kids’ Film 06.40 Me To Kalimera 09.30 Kali Sas Mera 08.00 Kids’ TV 06.50 Epithimies (rpt) 07.00 Deka Lepta Agapis (rpt) 08.10 Inspector Gadget 10.00 Sta Kokkina Early morning enter- Mostly cartoons re- 07.30 Klemmeni Zoi (rpt) Kirigma (rpt) 06.45 Mia Kamariera Sto 08.30 Baby Looney Tunes 11.00 Telemarketing tainment magazine peated after midday. Manhatan (rpt) 08.20 Vals Me 12 Theous 07.30 Una Fatsa (rpt) 08.50 The Road Runner 14.00 Ta Leme featuring segments on 15.30 Scout’s Safari 07.30 Sto Chorkon Mas cooking, fashion, and (rpt) 08.30 Mboukia Kai 09.10 Telemarketing 16.30 Ginekes Magkazino 16.00 Ocean Star Greek drama series. (rpt) more. Sigchorio (rpt) 18.35 Eidisis Sti Noimatiki 08.05 Mr. Bean the 10.00 Sylvester and 11.00 Ola Ston Aera (rpt) 16.30 100 Deeds for Eddie 09.10 Santa Giolanta (rpt) 09.20 Kan’to Opos O Akis Animated Series Tweety 18.45 Sports Time Macdowed 10.00 Tin Patisa (rpt) (rpt) 12.00 Apo Mera Se Mera (rpt) 10.30 The Pirates of the 19.00 News Daily magazine and 17.00 Pezoume Kypriaka Repeat of the local 10.00 Kanis Den Lei Caribbean current affairs show, (rpt) comedy series Sagapo (rpt) 08.35 Eleni 20.00 Paolina (rpt) Greek talk-show. 10.50 Super Mario with the usual mix Local game show to 11.00 Lyke, Lyke Ise Edo 10.40 Irthe Kai Edese (rpt) 21.00 FILM: Back to the of news and studio do with the Cypriot 11.00 Kokkino Podilato 11.10 Action Man Future 3 (rpt) 11.20 Savvatogennimenes discussion. dialect. (rpt) 11.25 Dennis the Menace Michael J Fox and 12.45 Mera Mesimeri (rpt) (rpt) Christopher Lloyd 15.00 Istories Tou 17.30 Unlocking the Past 11.45 Mesimeri Kai Kati 11.45 Beywheels Documentary. Part 26 14.00 Konstantinou Kai 12.10 Dio Kseni (rpt) tie things up with the Chorkou (rpt) Elenis (rpt) 14.20 Akou Ti Ipan (rpt) 12.10 Kids’ Film fi nal instalment in the Local comedy series. of 26. 13.00 Pou sou Nefko Long-running Greek Greek game show. 13.00 Taz Mania blockbusting time- 15.30 To Aidoni Tis 18.00 National comedy series about Special (rpt) 15.10 Min Arhizeis Ti 13.30 Repeat of Kid’s TV travel trilogy. Mary Smirnis (rpt) Geographic: two complete oppo- 14.00 Tin Tihi Mou Mesa Mourmoura (rpt) Steenburgen co-stars. Kingdom of the Blue sites who live together. (rpt) 16.00 The Fresh Prince of 1990. 16.30 Mazi Sto CyBC Whale 16.00 Tha Se Do Sto Plio 14.55 Tha Vris To Daskalo Repeat of the local Bell Air 18.00 News Ducumentary. comedy series. (rpt) 23.20 FILM: Lies My Sou (rpt) American comedy se- Mother Told Me 18.15 Kaftes Piperies 19.00 Biz/ Emis 15.40 I Ora I Kali (rpt) 16.55 Pame Paketo (rpt) ries about a streetwise 15.50 La Gata (rpt) Tear-jerking popular A con-woman sets out Local live cooking teenager staying with to secure a comfort- programme. 19.50 News In English Mexican telenovela. 16.40 Peninta Peninta (rpt) Greek talk show that relatives in LA. 20.00 News In Turkish Repeat of the Greek deals with human inter- able future for herself 18.45 Posa Kseris (rpt) 16.50 Oniropapagida (rpt) comedy series. 16.55 Telemarketing and her daughter - but 20.10 Euromaxx Local drama series. est stories and unites 19.20 Local Sketch (rpt) 18.00 News family members and 18.00 On Air it’s not long before the Vintage local 20.40 Pelgaon Geusis 17.45 News past catches up with 18.30 Latremeni Mou friends. With News at 18.45 News comedy sketch. ‘O 21.00 FILM: Mandela: 18.00 Tin Patisa (rpt) 18.00. her. Thriller with Joely Diplokourios’. Part 2 Gitones (rpt) 19.00 Omorfi Mera Best Of Richardson. 2005. Long Walk to 18.30 Ayia Fuxia (rpt) 18.40 Klironomos Tis High-lights of the local of 2. 19.30 Sto Parapente (rpt) 01.10 FILM: Cop Land Freedom Repeat of the smash- Agapis talk-show with Giota 20.00 News Nelson Mandela hit local comedy series 20.20 News The naive, half-deaf Latin American telen- Koufalidou aimed at sheriff of a town serves 27 years in set in a traditional 21.20 Eutixismeni Mazi 21.10 Petrino Potami (rpt) ovela. modern women, but populated by New York Second season of the prison, is instrumental village in traditional (rpt) 19.35 Mia Kamariera Sto also at men who want in the abolishment of times. cops discovers the local period drama Two episodes of the Manhatan to start the day off with offi cers he idolises are series, set at the end of apartheid and eventu- 19.30 Klemmeni Zoi Greek comedy series. a pleasant start. 20.25 News involved in corruption. the 19th century when ally becomes South 23.10 Prosopa (rpt) 20.00 Smart Gevsis Africa’s president. 20.20 News Thriller, with Sylvester vendettas were the 21.30 Min Arhizeis Ti Stallone and Harvey norm. Based on the book 21.20 Proti Stagona (rpt) 00.00 News Mourmoura (rpt) 20.50 News Long Walk to Freedom Keitel. 1997. 22.00 Sto Cafe Tou 22.10 I Simmathites (rpt) 00.10 Singles 2 (rpt) 21.10 Quiz Fun by Nelson Mandela. 22.15 Akou Ti Ipan (rpt) 03.00 FILM: Flying Virus Chamenou Chronou 23.30 I Trixes 01.00 Mila Mou Vromika 23.00 Sex and the City 22.15 The Mentalist A deranged scientist 2013. (rpt) American drama 23.00 News 23.oo Documentary 00.15 News 23.55 CSI: New York smuggles a swarm of 02.00 Aerines Siopes (rpt) series based on the bees carrying a deadly 23.15 Tet-a-Tet (rpt) 00.20 Hell’s Kitchen (rpt) 00.25 News work of Patrick Jane, 00.15 News in English and 03.00 Anastasia (rpt) virus onto an aero- Repeat of the talk-show Turkish (rpt) 01.00 More Repeats an independent with Tassos Trifonos. 00.30 Thekati Entoli (rpt) plane, but the insects 04.00 Mega Me Mia (rpt) consultant with the escape - and head 00.15 Istories Tou 01.15 Mesimeri Kai Kati California Bureau of (rpt) straight for the passen-

Chorkou (rpt) Investigation. gers. Thriller, starring 01.30 News 04.00 Eleni (rpt) 00.30 Omorfi Mera (rpt) Gabrielle Anwar. 2001.

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21:50 Red Band Society 22:40 Games 13:00 From The Cyprus Olive Kitteridge 21:00 Alice In Scandal 23:30 Last Man Stand- Soccer Archive 15:00 Barclays Wonderland 22:20 The Contender 03:15 Call The Midwife 04:10 ing 23:55 Cougar Town 00:20 Red Premier League 2014-15 17:00 00:30 Sunshine 02:20 Only Lovers Blackout 05:05 Spooks 06:00 A Band Society 01:10 Jamie’s 15 Bundesliga 2014-15 Highlights Left Alive 04:25 Cine News Farmer’s Life For Me 07:00 The Minute Meals 02:00 Salem 02:55 18:00 Barclays Premier League Green Balloon Club 07:25 Mr Witches Of East End 03:40 Once Review 19:00 Barclays Premier Bloom’s Nursery 07:45 Show Me Upon A Time 04:25 Glee 05:15 League 2014-15 21:00 Bundesliga Show Me 08:05 Nuzzle & Scratch: Scandal 2014-15 Goal! Special 21:30 Bar- 18:50 The Host 21:00 Night At The Frock N Roll 08:25 The Green Bal- clays Premier League World 22:00 Museum 23:00 Finders Keepers loon Club 08:50 Mr Bloom’s Nurs- A’ Division Cyprus Soccer Champi- 00:35 Cine News 01:30 Tuff Love ery 09:10 The Weakest Link 09:55 onship 2014-15 00:00 Bundesliga 03:45 7500 Last Of The Summer Wine 10:30 05:45 The Glades 06:30 24: Live 2014-15 02:00 Barclays Premier Doctors 11:00 Eastenders 11:30 Another Day 07:20 Criminal Minds League Review 03:00 From The Call The Midwife 12:25 A Farmer’s 08:05 The Simpsons 08:30 Family Cyprus Soccer Archive 05:00 A’ Life For Me 13:20 The Weakest Guy 08:55 According To Jim 09:45 Division Cyprus Soccer Champi- 19:15 Malefi cent 21:00 Black Sails Link 14:05 Last Of The Summer The Glades 10:30 24: Live Another onship 2014-15 22:00 C.S.I. 22:50 The Railway Wine 15:05 Call The Midwife 16:00 Day 11:15 Criminal Minds 12:00 Man 00:50 The Invisible Woman A Farmer’s Life For Me 16:55 Last The Simpsons 12:25 Family Guy 02:45 The Priest’s Children 04:25 Of The Summer Wine 17:55 Doc- Breaking Point 17:15 Running Wild Touring Car Championship 01:15 12:50 According To Jim 13:40 The Eyewitness tors 18:25 Eastenders 18:55 The With Bear Grylls 18:10 Baggage Cycling: Tour De France 02:15 All Glades 14:25 The Finder 15:10 06:05 Stations Of The Cross 07:55 Weakest Link 19:40 Last Of The Battles 18:40 Storage Hunters Sports: Watts Graceland 15:55 The Simpsons Cine News 08:30 Marie Antoinette Summer Wine 20:40 Doctors 19:05 Wheeler Dealers 20:00 How 16:20 Family Guy 17:10 Accord- 10:35 Cine News 11:15 Alceste 21:10 Casualty 22:00 Orphan Do They Do It? 20:30 How Do They 09:30 Cycling: Tour De France ing To Jim 17:35 The Glades 18:20 A Bicyclette 13:05 Single White Black 23:30 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Do It? 21:00 The Carbonaro Effect 10:30 Football: Uefa European The Finder 19:05 Criminal Minds Female 15:00 101 Dalmatians Ii: 06:00 MTV Morning 12:00 MTV 00:00 Extras 00:30 Rev. 02:00 21:30 The Carbonaro Effect 22:00 Under 19 Championship Greece 19:50 The Simpsons 20:15 Fam- Patch’s London Adventure 16:20 Daily Hits 18:00 MTV Out Loud Doctors 02:30 Casualty So You Think You’d Survive? 23:00 12:30 Athletics: Iaaf World Youth 06:10 Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen ily Guy 20:40 According To Jim Cine News 17:05 My Summer In 24:00 MTV After Hours Wheels That Fail 23:30 Wheels Championship Colombia 14:00 Nightmares 06:55 Masterchef 21:30 Graceland 22:20 Wayward Provence 19:00 Hollywood Buzz That Fail 00:00 Deadly Dilemmas Cycling: Tour De France 15:00 Cy- 08:25 Glee 09:10 Scandal 10:00 Pines 23:10 The Walking Dead 19:35 Third Person 22:00 Une His- 00:30 Deadly Dilemmas 01:00 You cling: Lemond On Tour Show 15:15 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cook- 00:00 The Strain 00:50 Graceland toire Banale 23:35 No Good Deed Have Been Warned 01:55 Curios- Cycling: Tour De France 18:30 Cy- ery Course 10:50 Last Man Stand- 01:35 Chozen 02:00 The Simp- 01:05 Palo Alto 02:45 Cine News 07:00 How It’s Made 07:25 How ity 02:50 The Carbonaro Effect cling: Lemond On Tour Show 18:45 ing 11:15 Cougar Town 11:40 sons 02:25 Family Guy 10 02:50 03:25 Bad Country Do They Do It? 07:50 What Hap- 03:15 The Carbonaro Effect 03:40 Fencing: World Championship, The Listener 12:25 Masterchef The Walking Dead 03:40 Chozen 07:00 Royal Wedding 08:30 Show pened Next? 08:15 You Have Been So You Think You’d Survive? 04:30 Russia 20:30 Athletics: Iaaf World 13:55 Glee 14:40 Scandal 15:25 04:05 Tyrant 04:55 Graceland Boat 10:15 Girl Happy 11:50 Rain- Warned 09:10 Mythbusters 10:05 Wheels That Fail 04:55 Wheels Youth Championship Colombia Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 16:15 tree County 14:30 Gun Glory 16:00 Treehouse Masters 10:55 Tanked That Fail 05:20 Deadly Dilemmas 21:00 Boxing 23:00 Cycling: Tour Last Man Standing 16:40 Cougar 06:20 Cine News 07:20 Il Cai- Adam’s Rib 17:40 Seven Days in 11:50 Fast N’ Loud 12:40 Wheeler 05:45 Deadly Dilemmas 06:10 De France 00:00 Rally: Fia Euro- Town 17:05 The Listener 17:50 mano 09:15 Cine News 09:55 The May 19:35 Dirty Dozen, The 22:00 Dealers 13:35 Survive That! 14:30 How Do They Do It? 06:35 How Do pean Rally Championship Estonia Masterchef 19:20 Glee 20:10 Ja- 07:00 Barclays Premier League Monuments Men 11:55 Cine News Kelly’s Heroes 00:20 Sweet Bird Of Dual Survival 15:25 The Island They Do It? 00:15 Car Racing: World Series By mie’s 15 Minute Meals 21:00 Last 2014-15 09:00 Bundesliga 2014-15 12:55 The X-Files 15:00 Action Youth 02:20 Kelly’s Heroes 04:40 With Bear Grylls 16:20 Bear Grylls: Renault Austria 00:45 Fia World Man Standing 21:25 Cougar Town 11:00 Best Classic Premier League Zone 15:35 Une Rencontre 17:05 Sweet Bird Of Youth

By Preston Wilder

Une Histoire Banale life back,” explains the synopsis - and the fi lm does ously feeling some bad vibes as her mum leads her (Novacinema1, 22.00) sound quite powerful, though it’s also quite obscure. into their new home (a better question might be why “There are many French fi lms like this one. But they a single mother of one needs a two-storey pile that ‘A Banal Story’ is the literal translation of the title, are not widely shown [or] released. Such a shame,” looks like the house from Psycho, but we’ll let that which sounds like a dangerous thing to call your sighs a patriotic French dude at the Internet Movie pass). Turns out something did happen here, the pre- movie - but in fact the meaning of ‘banale’ in French Database. Maybe it’s just too banale. M a d e i n 2 014 . vious family having been slaughtered by their young is closer to ‘commonplace’ or ‘ordinary’, the point be- son - and things don’t exactly improve when Claire ing that our heroine’s story is all too common. She Finders Keepers (Novacinema3, fi nds a creepy-looking doll and becomes attached (Marie Denarnaud) leads a pretty normal life - one 23.00) to the horrid thing, channelling the homicidal spirit could even call it banal - but one of her colleagues that also possessed the previous occupant. Dolls are seems a little too taken with her; she ignores him, The obvious Pick tonight is Back to the Future 3 on Cap- big in horror at the moment (hence the success of the being totally in love with her boyfriend - but then ital - but we Picked the fi rst two so we’ll take a break, mediocre Annabelle), but that doesn’t mean the fi lms he starts calling all the time, like a stalker, and then just to be diff erent, and besides how can we not Pick Finders Keepers are any good; all in all, we should probably have gone he sexually assaults her after a party. “Life is now a a cheesy horror movie about an evil doll? “Did some- to 1885 with Doc and Marty. Made in 2014. struggle where every detail is a fi ght to get a normal thing happen here?” asks cute widdle Claire, obvi- SundayMail

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07.00 Proti Enimerosi 07.00 Euronews 06.10 Proini Enimerosi 06.00 Ta Psarka (rpt) 06.45 Mia Kamariera Sto 07.30 Kids’ Film 06.40 Me To Kalimera 09.30 Kali Sas Mera 08.00 Kids’ TV 06.50 Epithimies (rpt) 07.00 Deka Lepta Manhatan (rpt) 08.10 Inspector Gadget 10.00 Sta Kokkina Me Ti Early morning enter- Mostly cartoons 07.30 Klemmeni Zoi (rpt) Kirigma (rpt) 07.30 Max Atlantos 08.30 Baby Looney Tunes Nana tainment magazine repeated after mid- 08.20 Vals Me 12 Theous 10.00 Kanis Den Lei 08.05 Mr Bean The 08.50 The Road Runner 11.00 Telemarketing featuring segments on day, including The Sagapo (rpt) Animated Series cooking, fashion, and Adventures of Super (rpt) 09.10 Telemarketing 14.00 Ta Leme Greek drama series. 10.40 Irthe Kai Edese (rpt) 08.35 Eleni more. Mario Bros, Dennis the 10.00 Sylvester and 16.30 Ginekes Magkazino 11.00 Ola Ston Aera (rpt) Menace and Inspector 09.10 Santa Giolanta (rpt) 11.30 News 11.00 Kokkino Podilato Tweety 18.35 Eidisis Sti Noimatiki Gadget. (rpt) 12.00 Apo Mera Se Mera 10.00 Tin Patisa (rpt) 14.00 Eheis Meson 10.30 The Pirates of the 18.45 Sports Time 15.30 Scout’s Safari Repeat of the local Daily magazine and Current affairs show. 11.45 Mesimeri Kai Kati Caribbean 19.00 News current affairs show, 16.00 Family Biz comedy series 15.40 I Ora I Kali (rpt) 14.20 Akou Ti Ipan (rpt) 10.50 Super Mario 20.00 Maria Tis Gitonias with the usual mix 16.30 100 Deeds for Eddie 11.00 Lyke, Lyke Ise Edo 16.40 Peninta Peninta (rpt) Greek game show. of news and studio 11.10 Action Man 21.00 FILM: Another Macdowed (rpt) Greek comedy series. 15.10 Min Arhizeis Ti discussion. 11.25 Dennis the Menace Woman’s Husband 17.00 Pezoume Kypriaka 12.45 Mera Mesimeri (rpt) 18.00 News Mourmoura (rpt) A troubled woman is 15.00 Istories Tou Greek comedy series 11.45 Beywheels (rpt) 14.00 Konstantinou Kai 18.30 Latremeni Mou shocked to learn her Chorkou (rpt) Local game show to Elenis (rpt) about three couples 12.10 Kids’ Film husband is having an Local comedy series. Gitones at different phases in do with the Cypriot 14.55 Tha Vris To Daskalo 13.00 Taz Mania affair with someone 15.30 To Aidoni Tis dialect. 19.30 Sto Parapente (rpt) their relationships. she regards as a close Sou (rpt) Repeat of the Greek 13.30 Repeat of Kid’s TV Smirnis (rpt) 17.30 Unlocking the Past 16.00 Tha Se Do Sto Plio friend. Drama with 15.50 Marina - La comedy series. (rpt) 16.55 Telemarketing Gail O’Grady and Dale 16.30 Mazi Sto CyBC Documentary. Part 22 Tempestad of 26. 20.20 News 18.00 On Air Midkiff . 2000. 18.00 News Mexican telenovela. 16.55 Pame Paketo (rpt) 18.00 National 21.20 Eutixismeni Mazi Tear-jerking popular 18.45 News 22.50 FILM: Death Defying 18.15 Kaftes Piperies 16.50 Oniropapagida (rpt) Geographic: (rpt) Greek talk show that Acts 18.45 Posa Kseris (rpt) Local drama series. 19.00 Omorfi Mera Best Of Amazing Planet- 22.20 Dikeosi deals with human inter- High-lights of the local Escapologist Harry 17.45 News est stories. Houdini is targeted 19.20 Local Sketch (rpt) Born of Fire . talk-show. 23 10 Hannibal by a bogus psychic, Vintage local comedy Ducumentary. 18.00 Tin Patisa (rpt) Premier of the psy- 17.45 Klironomos Tis sketch. ‘Sa Theli I Nifi 20.00 Smart Gevsis only to begin a pas- 19.00 Biz/ Emis 18.30 Ayia Fuxia (rpt) chological thriller TV Agapis Tze O Gampros’. Part Latin American telen- 20.50 News sionate affair with 19.50 News In English 19.30 Klemmeni Zoi series based on the 1 of 2. budding relationship ovela. With News at 21.00 Dolce Vita the fraudster. Period 20.00 News 20.00 News In Turkish 20.20 News between FBI criminal 18.00. drama with Catherine 22.00 FILM: The Big Zeta-Jones. 2007. 21.10 Petrino Potami (rpt) 20.10 Euromaxx 21.20 Proti Stagona (rpt) profi ler Will Graham 18.40 Klironomos Tis Bounce 00.40 FILM: Killer Instinct Second season of the 20.40 Pelagos Geusis 22.10 I Simmathites (rpt) and forensic psy- Agapis A small-time con-man local period drama se- chiatrist Dr. Hannibal takes a job with an Forced by her 21.00 FILM: Hearts in 23.30 I Trixes 19.35 Mia Kamariera Sto superiors to release a ries, set at the end of Lecter. Starring Manhatan ageing judge in Hawaii the 19th century. Atlantis 00.15 News Hugh Dancy, Mads - only to have the wool patient, a psychiatrist A youngster, neglected 20.25 News 00.20 Hell’s Kitchen Mikkelsen, Caroline pulled over his eyes by is blamed after he kills 22.00 Newsroom by his vain mother Dhavernas, and Lara someone. Drama with American TV Drama 21.30 Min Arhizeis Ti the scheming femme and bullied by local 01.10 Klemmeni Zoi (rpt) Jean Chorostecki. Mourmoura (rpt) fatale wife of a crooked Melissa Gilbert and set behind the scenes youths, befriends an 02.00 Istories Mystiriou Woody Harrelson. of a fi ctional news 00.00 News 22.15 Akou Ti Ipan (rpt) real estate developer. elderly man who has (rpt) Comedy thriller with 1998. channel, Atlantis Cable otherworldly pow- 00.10 Singles 2 (rpt) 23.00 Sex and the City 02.50 Kafenio (rpt) plenty of twists and 02.30 FILM: Caught Inside News (ACN) and ers. Drama, starring 01.00 More Repeats follows anchor Will, 23.35 CSI: New York (rpt) turns, adapted from A group of surfers Anthony Hopkins and 03.30 News (rpt) a book by Elmore his new executive pro- Anton Yelchin. 2001. arrives in a remote ducer, the newsroom Leonard. Owen spot off the Australian staff and boss Skinner. 22.40 The Jury Wilson stars alongside coast, and the isolation Starring Jeff Daniels, 23.30 News in English and Sara Foster, Morgan and pressure push and Emily Mortimer. Turkish (rpt) Freeman and Charlie one person over the Sheen. 2004. edge. Thriller with Ben 23.00 News 23.50 Biz/ Emis (rpt) 00.00 Omorfi Mera Oxenbould. 2010. 23.15 Repeats 00.50 More Repeats The Americans (Fox, 21.30)

Wheeler Dealers 13:35 Dynamo: Soccer Archive 15:00 Barclays Pinocchio 22:35 Escape Plan Magician Impossible 14:30 Troy Premier League 2014-15 17:00 00:35 The Ninth Gate 02:50 The 03:30 Starlings 04:20 Sherlock 15:25 Close-Up Kings 16:20 You A’ Division Cyprus Soccer Cham- Crossing Guard 04:40 Resident 05:50 Threesome 06:15 The Have Been Warned 17:15 What pionship 2014-15 19:00 Motogp Evil Ii Weakest Link 07:00 The Green Happened Next? 17:40 What World Championship 2015 20:30 Balloon Club 07:25 Mr Bloom’s Happened Next? 18:10 Baggage Premier League Legends 21:00 Nursery 07:45 Show Me Show Battles 18:40 Storage Hunters Barclays Premier League Review Me 08:05 Nuzzle & Scratch: Frock 19:05 Wheeler Dealers 20:00 22:00 Barclays Premier League 18:35 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 N Roll 08:25 The Green Balloon How Do They Do It? 20:30 How 2014-15 00:00 A’ Division Cyprus 21:00 Independence Day 23:25 Club 08:50 Mr Bloom’s Nursery Do They Do It? 21:00 Ice Cold Soccer Championship 2014-15 All Is LostLost 01:1501:15 MenMen InIn BBlacklack 09:10 The Weakest Link 09:55 Gold 22:00 Tethered 23:00 Dual 02:00 From The Cyprus Soccer The Café 10:20 My Family 10:50 Survival 00:00 Running Wild With Archive 04:00 Barclays Premier My Hero 11:20 Doctors 11:50 Ca- Bear Grylls 01:00 Ultimate Sur- League Review 05:00 Bundesliga 19:10 Made Of Honor 21:00 Black sualty 12:40 A Farmer’s Life For vival 01:55 Beyond Survival With 2014-15 Sails 22:00 C.S.I. 22:50 Mom’s Me 13:35 The Weakest Link 14:20 Les Stroud 02:50 Ice Cold Gold Night Out 00:35 The Normal My Hero 14:50 My Family 15:20 03:40 Tethered 04:30 Dual Surviv- Heart The Café 15:45 Casualty 16:40 A al 05:20 Running Wild With Bear Farmer’s Life For Me 17:30 Doc- Grylls 06:10 How Do They Do It? 05:10 Cine News 05:30 The Brink tors 18:00 My Hero 18:30 My 06:35 How Do They Do It? European Under 19 Champion- Once Upon A Time 22:40 Scandal Live Another Day 15:10 Marvel’s 06:10 Madea’s Witness Protection Family 19:00 The Café 19:20 The ship Greece 01:30 Cycling: Tour 23:30 Witches Of East End 00:15 Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 15:55 08:10 Hollywood Buzz 08:55 Ti- Weakest Link 20:05 Lark Rise To De France Once Upon A Time 01:05 Gordon The Simpsons 16:20 Family Guy tanic 12:15 Cine News 13:15 Fatal 06:00 MTV Morning 12:00 MTV Candleford 21:00 Doctors 21:30 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 16:45 According To Jim 17:35 The Instinct 15:00 The Lion King 1 1/2 Daily Hits 18:00 MTV Out Loud Eastenders 22:00 Doctor Who 01:50 Those Who Kill 02:40 Mod- Glades 18:20 24: Live Another 16:30 Jesse Stone: Benefi t Of The 24:00 MTV After Hours Explained 22:45 Spies Of Warsaw 09:30 Cycling: Tour De France ern Family 03:05 Manhattan Love Day 19:05 Criminal Minds 19:50 Doubt 18:05 The Hidden Child 23:30 My Hero 00:00 Lark Rise To 10:30 Motorsports: Motorsports Story 03:30 Devious Maids 04:20 The Simpsons 20:15 Family Guy 19:50 Films & Stars 20:20 Strand- Candleford 00:55 The Weakest Weekend Magazine 10:45 All Glee 05:10 Scandal 20:40 According To Jim 21:30 The ed In Paradise 22:00 True Detec- Link 01:40 Doctors 02:10 East- Sports: Watts 11:00 Volleyball: 06:00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Americans 22:20 The Strain 00:00 tive 23:10 The Brink 23:50 Fasten enders 02:40 Lark Rise To Can- Universiade, South Korea 13:00 Cookery Course 06:50 Mas- Tyrant 00:50 The Americans 01:35 Your Seatbelts 01:45 Requiem For dleford Football: Universiade, South Korea terchef 08:30 Glee 09:15 Scandal The Strain 02:20 Sons Of Anarchy A Dream 03:30 Filth 07:00 On the Town 08:35 All The 15:00 Car Racing: World Series 10:05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 03:25 The League 03:50 Bob’s Fine Young Cannibals 10:30 From By Renault Austria 16:00 Football: 10:55 Once Upon A Time 11:40 05:45 The Glades 06:30 24: Burgers 04:15 The Strain 05:00 The Earth To The Moon 12:10 Kel- Uefa European Under 19 Champi- Witches Of East End 12:30 Mas- Live Another Day 07:20 Criminal Legit ly’s Heroes 14:30 Naked Spur, The onship Greece 17:30 Football: Ma- terchef 14:00 Glee 14:45 Scandal Minds 08:05 The Simpsons 08:30 05:50 Cine News 06:50 The Step- 16:00 Sandpiper, The 17:55 Ivan- 07:00 How It’s Made 07:25 How jor League Soccer 19:00 Football: 15:30 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Family Guy 08:55 According To father 08:35 Cine News 09:30 Rio hoe 19:40 Rio Bravo 22:00 Wild Do They Do It? 07:50 What Hap- Universiade, South Korea 20:00 16:20 Witches Of East End 17:05 Jim 09:45 The Glades 10:30 24: 2 11:15 Cine News 11:55 All The Rovers 00:10 Alice Doesn’t Live pened Next? 08:15 You Have Football: Uefa European Under Once Upon A Time 17:50 Mas- Live Another Day 11:15 Criminal 07:15 Bundesliga 2014-15 09:00 King’s Men 14:05 To Dentro Kai Here Anymore 02:00 Wild Rovers Been Warned 09:10 Mythbusters 19 Championship Greece 23:00 terchef 19:20 Glee 20:10 Gordon Minds 12:00 The Simpsons 12:25 Barclays Premier League 2014-15 I Kounia 15:55 Cine News 16:40 04:10 Alice Doesn’t Live Here Any- 10:05 Treehouse Masters 10:55 Cycling: Tour De France 00:00 All Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares Family Guy 12:50 According To 11:00 Best Classic Premier League The Day The Earth Stood Still more 06:00 TCM Presents Under Tanked 11:50 Fast N’ Loud 12:40 Sports: Watts 00:15 Football: Uefa 21:00 Witches Of East End 21:50 Jim 13:40 The Glades 14:25 24: Games 13:00 From The Cyprus 18:30 La Grande Bellezza 21:00 the Infl uence: Bill Murray

By Preston Wilder

Rio Bravo (TCM, 19.40) the greatest of modernist Westerns, a deceptively did TV become the place for the kind of pulpy hor- easy-going fi lm that takes a genre framework and The Strain ror we used to associate with straight-to-video trash? Those who’ve never seen Rio Bravo tend to note the explodes (or enriches) it with non-generic human be- There’s a defi nite B-movie strain in The Strain, with its rugged-sounding title (and the macho presence of haviour. A masterpiece for critics, great fun for West- vampires led by a Nosferatu-like fi gure (‘the Master’) John Wayne) and picture an action-packed Western ern fans; John Wayne isn’t bad either. Made in 1959. with big pointy ears and long fi ngernails - the kind of with marauding Injuns, but in fact this is something gory, tawdry action one used to fi nd in cheapo fi lms quite audacious - an opening 10 minutes without a The Strain (Fox, 22.20) from the back shelves of the video shop, never in single word of dialogue, then around two hours of TV shows. The success of The Walking Dead must’ve sheriff Wayne, recovering alkie Dean Martin, cackling “Is the war already lost?” wondered Abraham Set- been a game-changer (the fact that special eff ects coot Walter Brennan (as ‘Stumpy’) and icy youngster rakian at the end of Season 1 of The Strain. “Are we can now be produced so cheaply also played a role), Ricky Nelson waiting around for something to hap- destined to be cattle for monsters? Or, now that the but it’s still a bit odd that viewers now devote so pen. They’re guarding a prisoner, and they know bad enemy has fi nally shown his face, do we have a fi ght- many hours to this kind of thing - and Agent Ephraim guys are coming to shoot up the jail - so they wait, ing chance?”. All these questions will be answered as (Corey Stoll) is also putting in the hours, investigating bond, sing songs, tell jokes, make self-conscious Season 2 of this cult series kicks off tonight on Fox - new cases as Season 2 opens. ‘BK, N.Y.’ is the title. comments on the action and generally turn this into though there’s also another question, namely when TV SATURDAY 18/07 SUNDAY MAIL• July 12, 2015 CYBC 1 CYBC 2 ANTENNA MEGA SIGMA PLUS TV CAPITAL

08.00 Tris Kai O Kokos 07.00 Euronews 05.40 As Prosehes (rpt) 06.30 Deka Lepta 06.25 Oso Kratai Enas 07.30 Kids’ TV 07.00 Kids’ TV (rpt) 08.00 Kids’ TV 06.20 Proini Enimerosi Kirigma (rpt) Kafes (rpt) Including Max Including Sabrina’s Adventures, Super Secret Life, 08.30 Pame Paradosiaka 15.30 Scout’s Safari 07.00 Akros Ikogeniakon 07.00 Leni (rpt) 07.20 I Takki (rpt) (rpt) Local comedy series Mario, Road Runner, Transformers, Max 16.00 Ocean Star (rpt) 08.00 Una Fatsa (rpt) and Sandocan. Atlantos and Littlest 10.00 Posa Kseris (rpt) about the happenings 16.30 100 Deeds for Eddie 07.50 Max Atlantos (rpt) 09.00 BoukiaKai of a Cypriot family. 12.30 Telemarketing Pet Shop Local game show Sighorio (rpt) where two teams have Macdowed 08.20 7 Zoes (rpt) 08.30 Sto Chorkon Mas 14.00 Greek FILM: 09.45 Sta Kala to guess which local 17.00 Euromaxx 09.10 Summer Wipeout 10.00 Kanto Opos O Akis (rpt) Ti Kani O Anthropos Kathoumena (rpt) star is on the phone 17.30 National (rpt) 09.30 Zoi Pothilato (rpt) Gia Na Zisi 13.55 Apokaliptika and other such chal- Geographic: 10.00 The Biggest 10.40 To Spiti Tis Emmas Local comedy series Comedy. 1970. 17.30 Telemarketing lenges. (rpt) Sky Monsters Gameshow in the based on a fi ctional TV 15.30 Ev Zoi Live (rpt) 19.00 News 11.30 Petrino Potami (rpt) 11.30 Piso Sto Spiti (rpt) station. 18.20 FILM: Smile as Big World (rpt) 16.30 ON AIR (rpt) 20.00 Paolina (rpt) Local period drama 12.20 I Ateriasti (rpt) 10.40 Otan Megaloso (rpt) Repeat of the music as the Moon 11.15 O Polemos Ton 21.00 FILM: Bigfoot series, set at the end of A teacher of children programme. the 19th century when Astron (rpt) 13.00 Efta Thanasimes 11.20 Vourate Gitoni (rpt) Three children with learning diffi culties Petheres (rpt) 17.00 Telemarketing must save a friendly vendettas were the tries to get his students 13.00 Tihi Vouno (rpt) 12.25 Barbie in the 12 norm. 14.40 Enas Minas Kai Dancing Princesses 18.00 Smart Gevsis (rpt) sasquatch from his accepted on a special 14.45 The Voice 2 - Blind captors. Adventure 13.30 I Paroikia Mas (rpt) science course. Auditions (rpt) Kati (rpt) 13.45 Tha Se Do Sto Plio Cooking programme with Andrea Kavazi. starring Richard Tyson 14.00 News Fact-based drama, 16.30 Aiyia Fuxia (rpt) 16.00 I Ora I Kali (rpt) (rpt) and Adam B. Raque, with John Corbett and 18.45 News 14.15 Kypros Ena Tazidi Smash-hit local 17.20 Erastis Ditikon 15.25 Akou Ti Ipan (rpt) 2009. Jessy Schram. 2012. 19.00 Dolce Vita (rpt) (rpt) comedy series, set in a Proastion (rpt) 16.40 Min Arhizeis Ti 22.50 FILM: An Unfi nished 19.50 News in English village. Mourmoura (rpt) Talk-show with Zoe 15.00 Cypriot Sketch (rpt) 18.10 News Augousti who inter- Affair 20.00 News in Turkish 17.45 News 16.00 To Kafe Tou 19.20 Ise to Teri Mou 18.00 News views professionals Drama about an ag- Chamenou Chronou 20.10 My Cypriot Kitchen 18.00 Konstantinou Kai (rpt) 18.10 Kokkino Podilato from different fi elds grieved girl who vows Second season of the revenge on a former (rpt) Elenis (rpt) 20.20 News Cooking programme and asks all the ques- cooking programme Long-running Greek tions that we would lover by attempting 17.30 Pelagon Gevsis (rpt) with Alexandro with Toni Buxton. comedy series about 21.20 YOLO like to. to seduce his son. Cooking programme. Papandreou. Jennie Garth and Tim 20.35 Megacities - Lagos two complete oppo- 22.20 FILM: We Own The 20.00 Anadize To 18.00 News sites who live together. 18.50 Pame Paketo (rpt) Matheson star. 1996. 21.00 FILM: Lost Valentine Night Tear-jerking popular 20.50 News 00.40 FILM: Nothing but 18.15 Horis Aposkeves A reporter investi- 18.45 To Kafe Tis Haras A nightclub manager Greek talk show that (rpt) gates the story of an (rpt) must choose where deals with human inter- 21.15 FILM: Any Which the Truth Travel show around old woman whose Greek drama series his loyalties lie - with est stories and unites Way You Can In Washington, D.C., a his police offi cer A street-fi ghting trucker female reporter faces a Cyprus. husband disappeared 20.20 News family members and without trace during father and brother, or friends. and his faithful orang- possible jail sentence 18.45 To Kafeneio (rpt) 21.20 Kata Lathos his criminal clientele. utan become targets for outing a CIA agent the Second World War. 20.20 News 19.20 Patates 10 (rpt) Drama, with Jennifer Astinomikos (rpt) Crime drama, with of the Mafi a, who plan and refusing to reveal Repeat of the local 23.30 Game of Thrones Joaquin Phoenix 21.25 Apopse Tragoudame to force him into a her source. Thriller with satirical show. Love Hewitt and Betty White. 2011. (rpt) and Mark Wahlberg. 22.10 Stin Igia Mas Re fi ght. Comedy sequel, Matt Dillon and Kate 20.00 News 2007. Pedia (rpt) starring Clint Eastwood Beckinsale. 2008. 22.35 FILM: On Hostile 00.45 News and Sondra Locke. 21.15 Savvato Ki 00.00 News 02.35 FILM: Two Can Play Ground 00.50 Pano Apo To Nomo 00.50 News 1980. Apovrado (rpt) A geologist tries to 00.10 Klise Ta Matia (rpt) That Game (rpt) 00.55 CSI: New York 23.30 On Air (rpt) A woman is horrifi ed Local variety show, stop a sinkhole from 01.00 More Repeats with lots of live music swallowing New 01.40 Aggigma Psihis (rpt) to learn her lover has and well-known guests Orleans during Mardi 02.30 Eutihismenes Meres been seen on the arm pretending to have a Gras but cannot (rpt) of another sultry sex- good time for the ben- pot : and launches an convince anyone of 03.20 News (rpt) efi t of You At Home. the danger. Action all-out assault to win him back. Romantic 23.00 News with John Corbett and 04.10 Eglimata (rpt) Jessica Steen. 2000. 05.00 More Repeats comedy, starring Vivica 23.15 Repeats A Fox. 2001.

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17:15 Extreme Collectors 17:45 Extreme Collectors 18:10 Backroad 03:20 Orphan Black 04:05 Orphan Bounty 19:05 How It’s Made 19:35 05:55 Cine News 06:10 Walking Black 04:50 Extras 05:20 Call The How It’s Made 20:00 Supercar 06:00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate With Dinosaurs 07:40 Temptation: Midwife 06:15 The Weakest Link Superbuild 21:00 Impossible Engi- Cookery Course 06:50 Glee 08:30 Confessions Of A Marriage Coun- 07:00 The Green Balloon Club 07:25 neering 22:00 Strip The City 23:00 Red Band Society 09:20 Last Man selor 09:30 The Lion King Ii: Sim- Mr Bloom’s Nursery 07:45 Show Me Fast N’ Loud 00:00 Street Outlaws Standing 09:45 Cougar Town 10:10 ba’s Pride 11:00 Cine News 11:35 Show Me 08:05 Nuzzle & Scratch: 01:00 Fat N’ Furious: Rolling Thun- Modern Family 10:35 Manhattan The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty 13:35 Frock N Roll 08:25 Mr Bloom’s der 01:55 World’s Scariest 02:50 Love Story 11:00 Devious Maids Under The Tuscan Sun 15:30 Her Nursery 08:45 Show Me Show Impossible Engineering 03:40 Strip 11:45 Bones 12:30 Backstrom - 17:40 The Challenge 19:20 Man Of Me 09:05 The Weakest Link 09:50 The City 04:30 Fast N’ Loud 05:20 13:15 Grey’s Anatomy 14:45 Mas- The House 21:00 Romeo And Juliet Monty Halls’ Island Escapes 10:40 Street Outlaws 06:10 Ultimate Sur- terchef 18:30 Gordon Ramsay’s 23:05 Little Miss Sunshine 00:50 Doctors 13:10 Doctor Who 13:55 vival Ultimate Cookery Course 19:20 Me Xoris Ginekes 02:20 Cine News Monty Halls’ Island Escapes 14:45 Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Night- 02:55 Monster 04:45 The Normal Hotel Secrets With Richard E Grant mares 21:00 Modern Family 21:25 Heart 15:30 Casualty 16:20 Eastenders Manhattan Love Story 21:50 Devi- 18:20 The Weakest Link 19:05 My ous Maids 22:40 Witches Of East Hero 19:35 Monty Halls’ Island Es- 09:30 Cycling: Tour De France 11:30 End 23:30 Salem 00:20 Once Upon 2014-15 06:00 Barclays Premier leur Ami 15:20 Good People 16:55 capes 20:25 Prison, My Family & Fencing: World Championship, Rus- A Time 01:05 Bones 01:50 Back- League 2014-15 Cine News 17:55 Guardians Of The Me 21:15 Doctor Who 22:00 Live At sia 13:00 Athletics: Iaaf World Youth strom 02:40 Salem 03:30 Gordon Galaxy 20:00 Labor Day 22:00 The 06:00 MTV Morning 12:00 MTV Dai- The Apollo 22:45 Threesome 23:10 Championship Colombia 14:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 07:00 Bundesliga 2014-15 09:00 Grand Budapest Hotel 23:45 The ly Hits 18:00 MTV Out Loud 24:00 Hebburn 23:40 Live At The Apollo Cycling: Tour De France 15:00 Cy- 05:10 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Bundesliga 2014-15 Goal! Special Morning After 01:35 Enemy 03:05 MTV After Hours 00:25 Threesome 00:50 My Hero cling: Lemond On Tour Show 15:15 09:30 Barclays Premier League 05:10 Escape Plan 07:05 Cine Cine News 04:05 The Wolf Of Wall 01:20 The Weakest Link 02:05 Live Cycling: Tour De France 18:30 Cy- 2014-15 11:30 Premier League News 08:05 Family Weekend 09:55 Street At The Apollo 02:50 Threesome cling: Lemond On Tour Show 18:45 Legends 12:00 Barclays Premier Captive 12:00 Titanic 15:15 Cine Athletics: Iaaf World Youth Cham- League World 12:30 Barclays News 15:55 Monsoon Baby 17:35 pionship Colombia 19:45 Eques- 05:45 The Glades 09:30 Bob’s Premier League 2014-15 14:30 The Other Woman 19:30 Divergent trianism: Horse Excellence 19:50 Burgers 09:55 Marvel’s Agents Of Barclays Premier League 2014-15 22:00 Teenage: Mutant Ninja Turtles 05:00 Speed 2: Cruise Control 07:00 Gun Glory 08:30 Adam’s Rib Equestrian: Global Champions Tour S.H.I.E.L.D. 10:40 Family Guy 11:50 16:30 Bundesliga 2014-15 18:30 23:50 Hannibal 00:45 Godzilla 07:05 Cine News 07:30 Transcen- 10:10 Seven Days in May 12:05 07:00 How Do They Do It? 07:25 France 21:10 Equestrianism: Horse Graceland 12:35 Criminal Minds Bundesliga 2014-15 Goal! Special 02:50 American History X 04:50 A dence 09:30 Locke 11:00 The Brink Dirty Dozen, The 14:30 Flipper Fast N’ Loud 08:15 Fifth Gear - Fifth Excellence 21:15 Fight Sport: Su- 16:20 According To Jim 20:05 Mar- 19:00 A’ Division Cyprus Soccer Castle In Italy – 11:40 Cine News 12:25 Need For 16:00 Robin And The Seven Hoods Gear 09:10 Fantomworks 10:05 perkombat World Grand Prix Se- vel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 20:50 Championship 2014-15 21:00 Bar- Speed 14:40 Speed 16:40 Cine 18:00 Wings of Eagles, The 19:45 Auction Hunters 10:30 Auction ries 23:00 Cycling: Tour De France Bob’s Burgers 21:15 The League clays Premier League World 21:30 News 17:00 The Amazing Spider- Anchors Aweigh 22:00 Cat on a Hot Hunters 10:55 Auction Hunters 00:00 Rally: Fia European Rally 21:40 The Americans 22:30 Way- Premier League Legends 22:00 Man 2 19:25 Hidden Away 21:00 Tin Roof 23:45 Dr: Jekyll And Mr: 11:25 Auction Hunters 11:50 Bag- Championship Estonia 00:30 Fenc- ward Pines 23:20 Tyrant 00:10 Legit Bundesliga 2014-15 00:00 Barclays 05:25 La Grande Bellezza 07:45 Jesse Stone: Benefi t Of The Doubt Hyde 01:35 Cat on a Hot Tin Roof gage Battles 12:15 Baggage Battles ing: World Championship, Russia 00:35 Chozen 01:00 Sons Of Anar- Premier League 2014-15 02:00 Noah 10:05 Cine News 11:05 22:35 True Crime 00:45 The True 03:20 Dr: Jekyll And Mr: Hyde 05:10 12:40 Redwood Kings 15:25 Mighty 02:00 Cycling: Tour De France chy 02:05 The Walking Dead 05:20 Barclays Premier League 2014-15 John Leguizamo Ghetto Klown Detective 01:45 Ma Soeur Et Moi Shop Around the Corner, The Ships 16:20 Rise Of The Machines Chozen 04:00 Barclays Premier League 12:40 Cine News 13:40 Mon Meil- 03:25 The Last Days On Mars

By Preston Wilder Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles injection (I also like the scientist who bred the TMNTs also like series like Penny Dreadful and American Hor- (Novacinema1, 22.00) in the lab musing that it’s just as well they didn’t go ror Story. If either of those shows was too much (some with rabbits, as originally planned) - but most of it is people don’t like gore), then odds are you won’t Cowabunga! Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and just grimly, unmemorably dull, the kind of fi lm Hol- want to watch this show.” Note the time-slot, in other Raphael have been around since the 80s, which I guess lywood makes because Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles words, and assume there’s probably a reason why it’s makes them pop-culture touchstones - yet the only are a brand-name that’ll bring in the fans on open- on so late - though, having watched last week’s open- truly immortal thing about them is their name, four ing weekend, even without any new ideas. Pleasing ing episode, it seems no more than a lurid version words joined together by some (presumably stoned) detail: the Turtles sing a snatch of ‘Happy Together’, of The Crucible. There are “witches here among us,” writer to create a lunatic image. “So you’re ninja ... mu- s u n g i n t h e 6 0 s b y ( y e s) T h e Tu r t l e s . M a d e i n 2 014 . warns a Puritan in 17th-century Salem - and only John tant ... turtle teenagers?” asks April (Megan Fox), trying Alden (Shane West) can stop the witch hunt, being an to make sense of it all. “Well, when you put it like that, Salem (FoxLife, 23.30) incongruously modern man (he even thinks Indians it sounds ridiculous!” reply the amphibians. The fi lm’s have souls!) and a hunk besides. Things get worse to- ridiculousness is sometimes an asset, like the massive “Should I watch this?” asks someone on TV website night - but will they get unwatchably worse? Only one button reading ‘Adrenaline Injection’ on the villains’ Couchtuner. “Depends on the kind of television you way to fi nd out. ‘The Stone Child’ is the title. computer when April must administer an adrenaline watch,” replies someone else. “I love the show, but I TV SUNDAY 12/07 SUNDAY MAIL• July 12, 2015 CYBC 1 CYBC 2 ANTENNA MEGA SIGMA PLUS TV CAPITAL

07.00 Church Service 07.00 Euronews 05.40 As Prosehes (rpt) 06.00 Ta Psarka (rpt) 06.55 I Takki (rpt) 07.30 Kids’ TV 07.00 Kid’s TV 10.30 Posa Kseris (rpt) 08.00 Kids’ TV 06.20 Proini Enimerosi Local comedy fi rst 08.10 Sto Chorkon Mas Including Super Mario, 09.45 Sta Kala aired in the 90s to do Baby Looney Tunes, 11.30 Petrino Potami (rpt) Mostly cartoons Early morning news (rpt) Kathoumena including Arthur, Zigby, programme keeping with a bunch of guys The Road Runner and Local period drama in the army and their 09.05 Zoi Podilato (rpt) Dennis the Menace. 13.55 Apokaliptika series. Clifford, Fetch the Vet, us all informed and up Oakie Doke, and The to date. tricks to get out of the 10.20 Otan Megaloso (rpt) 13.00 Telemarketing 17.30 Telemarketing 12.30 I Kipros Konta Sas army. Adventures of Super 07.00 Akros Ikogeniakon 11.00 Vourate Gitoni (rpt) 14.00 Greek FILM: 18.35 I Mesogios Sto Piato 13.00 Aminesthi Peri Mario Bros. (rpt) 07.00 Church Service Repeat of the smash- Skies stin Ammo 19.00 News Patris 15.30 Scout’s Safari 10.00 Kan’to Opos O Akis hit local comedy Drama. 1970. 07.50 Santa Yiolanta series. 20.00 Maria Tis Gitonias 14.00 News TV serie about an (rpt) (rpt) 15.30 Epikera (rpt) American teen who Cooking programme 12.00 Barbie in the Swan 21.00 FILM: The Prince 14.15 Savvato Ki Local comedy series. 17.00 Telemarketing and Me Apovrado (rpt) comes of age in South with the winner of the Lake Africa. 09.10 Summer Wipeout fi r s t G r e e k m a s t e r c h e f , 18.00 Smart Gevseis A studious teenager Repeat of the local (rpt) 13.20 Tha Se Do Sto Plio dreams of becoming a variety show where lots 16.00 Family Biz Akis Petretzikis. (rpt) Cooking programme Contestants tackle with Andrea Kavazi. doctor - but her plans of celebrities eat, drink 16.30 100 Deeds for Eddie an extreme obstacle 10.40 To Spiti Tis Emmas 14.00 Akou Ti Ipan (rpt) come unstuck when and chat and look like Macdowed course to win $50,000. (rpt) Game show where two 18.45 News she falls in love with they are having a really TV series about a bully 11.30 Piso Sto Spiti (rpt) teams try to guess the 19.00 Login (rpt) a foreign exchange good time. who is transformed 10.00 The Biggest Gameshow In the 12.20 I Ateriasti (rpt) most popular answers 20.00 Anadize To student. Romantic 15.30 Spiti Sti Fisi (rpt) into a dog that must to questions which 100 comedy, with Julia World (rpt) 13.50 Efta Danasimes 20.50 News 16.00 Tet-a-Tet (rpt) perform 100 good people answered. Stiles and Luke Malby. deeds with the help of 11.15 O Polemos Ton Petheres (rpt) 21.15 Kitchen Stars 2004. Repeat of the talk-show Greek comedy series. 15.20 Efta Ourani (rpt) with Tassos Trifonos. a shy classmate. Astron (rpt) Local cooking pro- 23.00 FILM: Deadly 15.40 Enas Minas Kai Kati 16.35 Min Arhizeis Ti gramme where two 17.40 Thalassografi a 17.00 Euromaxx 13.00 Tihi Vouno (rpt) Mourmoura (rpt) Honeymoon (rpt) teams compete against An FBI agent on a hol- 17.30 Tasty Tales 14.10 Lola (rpt) Greek comedy series each other to cook the 18.00 News 17.20 Erastis Ditikon iday cruise is asked Series of documentary 16.30 Aiyia Fuxia (rpt) about three couples best dish. 18.15 Horis Aposkeves about food around the Proastion (rpt) at different phases in to investigate when (rpt) Smash-hit local 22.15 FILM: City of Angels world. comedy series, set in a Greek drama series. their relationships. a wealthy passenger Repeat of the travel A lonely angel falls on honeymoon goes 18.00 Tet-a-Tet (rpt) village. 19.20 Ise To Teri Mou (rpt) show around Cyprus 17.50 News in love with a heart missing, presumed Repeat of the talk-show 17.45 News 20.20 News surgeon, but learns 18.45 To Kafenio (rpt) with Tassos Trifonos. 17.55 Kokkino Podilato murdered. Mystery, 18.00 Konstantinou Kai 21.20 YOLO he can only be united starring Zoe McLellan 19.20 Patates 10 (rpt) 19.00 National 18.40 Pame Paketo (rpt) Elenis (rpt) 22.20 FILM: The Lincoln Talk show that deals with her if he sacri- and Summer Glau. Repeat of the satirical Geographic: fi ces his immortality. series poking fun at Long-running Greek Lawyer with human interest 2010. Darwin’s Lost comedy series about stories. Romantic fantasy, politicians. Voyage Legal thriller, 00.45 FILM: 10.5: two complete oppo- with Matthew starring Nicolas Cage, Apocalypse 20.00 News 20.25 News Meg Ryan, Dennis 19.50 News in English sites who live together. McConaughey and A scientist, the 21.25 Akou Ti Ipan (rpt) Franz and Andre 21.15 Cypriot FILM: O 20.00 News In Turkish 18.45 To Kafe Tis Charas Marisa Tomei. 2011. president and the Teleuteos Girismos See Pick Of The Day. Repeat of the Greek Braugher. 1998. 20.10 My Cypriot Kitchen (rpt) game show. executive director of Drama starring 00.00 News 00.00 Rizzoli and Isles FEMA try to prevent a Stavros Louras, 21.00 Endeavour 20.20 News 22.15 Show Kai Avlaves Mystery drama series 00.10 Klise Ta Matia (rpt) series of earthquakes Christofer Gkreko and Inspector Morse pre- 21.20 Proti Stagona (rpt) (rpt) based upon the novels from destroying the Maria Kitsou. 2008. quel with Shaun Evans 22.10 I Simmathites (rpt) 01.00 Mbatso Agapi Mou 23.40 News by Tess Gerritsen. West Coast. Action playing a younger (rpt) Starring Angie Harmon 23.00 News 23.30 Game of Thrones 23.45 CSI: New York with Beau Bridges, version of the cerebral as police detective Fred Ward, and Kim 23.15 I Kipros Konta Sas detective. TV series set 02.00 Eheis Meson (rpt) 00.45 News 00.40 Orkos Siopis (rpt) Jane Rizzoli and Sasha Delaney. 2004. (rpt) in 1965, the series cen- 00.50 Pano Apo To Nomo 04.00 More Repeats Alexander as medical 01.20 More Repeats 03.40 FILM: The 00.15 Aminesthe Peri tres around the early (rpt) examiner Dr. Maura Patris(rpt) career of Endeavour Isles. Lorraine Bracco Accidental Witness Morse 01.40 Aggigma Psixis (rpt) also stars. Thriller, with Natasha 01.00 News (rpt) Gregson Wagner and 22.30 Repeats 02.30 More Repeats 02.00 Epikera (rpt) 02.15 More Repeats Currie Graham. 2006.

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By Preston Wilder

Godzilla (Novacinema1, 22.00) emoting almost to the brink of melodrama as Aaron’s buys the bailiff s Christmas gifts so they’ll bump up Godzilla nuclear-physicist dad. Starts off OK then sags disas- his clients on the day’s agenda. Most of that is estab- ‘Post-human cinema,’ some critics called this, mean- trously, the last part being just devastation, angry lished in the fi rst 15 minutes of this legal drama - and ing the term as a compliment; as old Hollywood mo- lizards and human ciphers; also with the great David those 15 minutes are hugely enjoyable; the rest is fi ne, gul Samuel Goldwyn used to say, “Include me out!”. Strathairn as a military man, forced to spout lines like except that it behaves like the fi rst 15 minutes never The human element is severely lacking in this mon- “I’m sorry, doctor, I can’t take that risk”. Made in 2014. happened, the Lincoln more or less disappearing and ster movie, based on the Japanese genre that began our hero turning into an ordinary lawyer. His client is with the 1954 Godzilla - and the titular monster is The Lincoln Lawyer (Mega, 22.20) Ryan Phillippe, a rich young man who’s been charged now a good guy, coming to humanity’s aid against a with beating up a prostitute; Ryan insists he’s been set duo of naughty monsters known as MUTOs (Massive Matthew McConaughey is the Lincoln lawyer. He up, but it soon becomes clear that he hasn’t been tell- Unidentifi ed Terrestrial Organisms). “Let them fi ght!” has no offi ce, so he works out of a chauff eur-driven ing the whole truth - so what else is he lying about? counsels Japanese scientist Ken Watanabe - and the Lincoln sedan. He’s a defence lawyer, which is why And why did he specifi cally ask for Matt as his lawyer, three CGI lizards are admittedly (slightly) more inter- the licence plate on his car reads “NTGUILTY”. He’s a when he could’ve hired anyone? Clever and slick, but esting than Aaron Taylor-Johnson as our bland soldier hustler, a fi xer and a sweet-talker, insincere but awe- it should’ve been more original. Made in 2011. hero, though Bryan Cranston tries to compensate by somely eff ective. In court, he charms the judges and TV THURSDAY 16/07 SUNDAY MAIL• July 12, 2015 CYBC 1 CYBC 2 ANTENNA MEGA SIGMA PLUS TV CAPITAL

07.00 Proti Enimerosi 07.00 Euronews 06.10 Proini Enimerosi 06.00 Ta Psarka (rpt) 06.00 Klironomos Tis 07.30 Kids’ Film 06.40 Me To Kalimera 09.30 Kali Sas Mera 08.00 Kids’ TV 06.50 Epithimies (rpt) 07.00 Deka Lepta Agapis (rpt) 08.10 Inspector Gadget 10.00 Ston Asterismo Tis Early morning enter- Mostly cartoons repeat- 07.30 Klemmeni Zoi (rpt) Kirigma (rpt) 06.45 Mia Kamariera Sto 08.30 Baby Looney Tunes Imeras tainment magazine ed after midday. 07.30 Una Fatsa (rpt) Manhatan (rpt) Astrology show. featuring segments on 08.20 Vals Me 12 Theous 08.50 The Road Runner 15.30 Scout’s Safari (rpt) 08.30 Mboukia Kai 07.30 Sto Chorkon Mas 11.00 Telemarketing cooking, fashion, and (rpt) 09.10 Telemarketing more. 16.00 Ocean Star Greek drama series. Sigchorio (rpt) 14.00 Ta Leme 08.05 Mr. Bean the 10.00 Sylvester and 11.00 Ola Ston Aera (rpt) 16.30 100 Deeds for Eddie 09.10 Santa Giolanta (rpt) 09.20 Kan’to Opos O Akis 16.20 News Animated Series Tweety Macdowed 10.00 Tin Patisa (rpt) (rpt) 16.30 Ginekes Magkazino 12.00 Apo Mera Se Mera (rpt) 10.30 The Pirates of the Daily magazine and 17.00 Pezoume Kypriaka Repeat of the local 10.00 Kanis Den Lei Caribbean 18.35 Eidisis Sti Noimatiki current affairs show, (rpt) comedy series Sagapo (rpt) 08.35 Eleni Greek talk-show. 10.50 Super Mario 18.45 Sports Time with the usual mix 17.30 Unlocking the Past 11.00 Lyke, Lyke Ise Edo 10.40 Irthe Kai Edese (rpt) of news and studio 11.00 Kokkino Podilato 11.10 Action Man 19.00 News Documentary. Part 25 (rpt) 11.20 Savvatogennimenes discussion. (rpt) 20.00 Paolina (rpt) of 26. 12.45 Mera Mesimeri (rpt) (rpt) 11.25 Dennis the Menace 15.00 Istories Tou 18.00 National 11.45 Mesimeri Kai Kati 11.45 Beywheels 21.00 FILM: Three Men 14.00 Konstantinou Kai 12.10 Dio Kseni (rpt) and a Little Lady Chorkou (rpt) Geographic: Elenis (rpt) 14.20 Akou Ti Ipan (rpt) 12.10 Kids’ Film Local comedy series. The Riddle of the 13.00 Pou sou Nefko Greek game show. Comedy sequel, with Long-running Greek 13.00 Taz Mania Tom Selleck, Ted 15.30 To Aidoni Tis Romanovs comedy series about Special (rpt) 15.10 Min Arhizeis Ti 13.30 Repeat of Kid’s TV Danson and Steve Smirnis (rpt) Documentary. two complete oppo- 14.00 Tin Tihi Mou Mesa Mourmoura (rpt) (rpt) 16.00 The Fresh Prince of Guttenberg. 1990. See 16.30 Mazi Sto CyBC 19.00 Biz/ Emis sites who live together. 16.00 Tha Se Do Sto Plio Pick Of The Day. 14.55 Tha Vris To Daskalo 15.40 I Ora I Kali (rpt) Bell Air 18.00 News 19.50 News In English (rpt) American comedy se- 23.00 Min Hanomaste Sou (rpt) 16.40 Peninta Peninta (rpt) 18.15 Kaftes Piperies 20.00 News In Turkish 16.55 Pame Paketo (rpt) ries about a streetwise 01.00 FILM: Fires Within Local live cooking 20.10 Euromaxx 15.50 La Gata (rpt) 18.00 News Tear-jerking popular teenager staying with A Cuban woman’s programme. Mexican telenovela. Greek talk show that relatives in LA. 20.40 Pelagon Geusis 18.30 Latremeni Mou husband is imprisoned 18.45 Posa Kseris (rpt) 16.50 Oniropapagida (rpt) Gitones (rpt) deals with human inter- 16.55 Telemarketing by the Castro regime, 21.00 FILM: Proof Local drama series. est stories and unites forcing her to start a 19.20 Local Sketch (rpt) A woman withdraws 19.30 Sto Parapente (rpt) family members and 18.00 On Air 17.45 News new life in America. Vintage local from the world after the 20.20 News friends. With News at 18.45 News Drama with Greta comedy sketch. ‘O 18.00 Tin Patisa (rpt) death of her academic 21.20 Eutixismeni Mazi 18.00. 19.00 Omorfi Mera Best Of Scacchi. 1991. Diplokourios’. Part 1 father, afraid that she 18.30 Ayia Fuxia (rpt) of 2. (rpt) 18.40 Klironomos Tis High-lights of the local 02.30 FILM: Youngblood will follow his descent Repeat of the smash- talk-show with Giota into dementia. Drama, 22.20 Dikeosi Agapis Promising ice-hockey 20.00 News hit local comedy series Latin American telen- Koufalidou aimed at player Rob Lowe starring Gwyneth set in a traditional 23.10 Hannibal modern women, but 21.10 Petrino Potami (rpt) Paltrow and Anthony ovela. undergoes a baptism Second season of the village in traditional Psychological thriller also at men who want of fi re in order to Hopkins. 2005. times. TV series based on the 19.35 Mia Kamariera Sto local period drama Manhatan to start the day off with be accepted by his series, set at the end of 22.40 The Jury 19.30 Klemmeni Zoi budding relationship a pleasant start. team-mates. Sporting Legal drama series between FBI criminal 20.25 News the 19th century when 20.20 News 20.00 Smart Gevsis drama, also star- vendettas were the about the jurors in- profi ler Will Graham 21.30 Min Arhizeis Ti ring Patrick Swayze, norm. volved in a high-profi le 21.20 Proti Stagona (rpt) and forensic psy- Mourmoura (rpt) 20.50 News Cynthia Gibb and Ed murder case. 22.10 I Simmathites (rpt) chiatrist Dr. Hannibal 21.10 Quiz Fun Lauter. 1986. 22.00 Tet-a-Tet (rpt) Lecter. Starring Hugh 22.15 Akou Ti Ipan (rpt) 23.30 News in English and Talk-show with Tassos 23.30 I Trixes Dancy, Caroline 23.00 Sex and the City 23.05 The Mentalist 04.30 FILM: Tidal Wave: Trifonos interviewing Turkish (rpt) American drama No Escape 00.15 News Dhavernas and 23.55 CSI: New York celebrities and politi- 23.50 Biz/ Emis (rpt) Laurence Fishburne. series based on the A series of tidal waves cians. 00.20 Hell’s Kitchen (rpt) 00.25 News work of Patrick Jane, bring chaos to the 00.50 More Repeats 00.00 News 23.00 News 01.10 More Repeats 00.30 Thekati Entoli (rpt) an independent Californian coast, 00.10 Singles 2 (rpt) consultant with the prompting scientists 23.15 Istories Tou 01.15 Mesimeri Kai Kati California Bureau of to probe the cause. Chorkou (rpt) 01.00 Mila Mou Vromika (rpt) (rpt) Investigation. Adventure with Corbin 23.45 Kali Sas Mera (rpt) 04.00 Eleni (rpt) Bernsen. 1997. 02.00 More Repeats 00.30 Omorfi Mera (rpt) 01.30 News Muppets Most Wanted (Novacinema1, 18.10)

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Special 03:20 Spooks 04:15 Starlings 22:00 Bundesliga 2014-15 00:00 17:10 Pearl Harbor 20:15 The 05:45 Uncle 06:15 The Weakest 05:45 The Glades 06:30 24: Bundesliga 2014-15 Highlights Brink 21:00 Gloria 22:55 Batman 09:30 Fencing: World Champion- Link 07:00 The Green Balloon Live Another Day 07:20 Criminal 01:00 Bundesliga 2014-15 03:00 01:05 Mia, Jeune Infi rmiere Friday Club 07:25 Mr Bloom’s Nursery ship, Russia 11:00 Cycling: Tour Minds 08:05 The Simpsons 08:30 From The Cyprus Soccer Archive July 17th, 2015 07:45 Show Me Show Me 08:05 De France 12:00 Cycling: Lem- Family Guy 08:55 According To 05:00 A’ Division Cyprus Soccer Nuzzle & Scratch: Frock N Roll ond On Tour Show 12:15 Cycling: Jim 09:45 The Glades 10:30 24: Championship 2014-15 08:25 Mr Bloom’s Nursery 08:45 Tour De France 18:15 Cycling: Live Another Day 11:15 Criminal Show Me Show Me 09:05 The Lemond On Tour Show 18:30 Minds 12:00 The Simpsons 12:25 19:10 38 Temoins 21:00 Black Weakest Link 09:50 The Offi ce Football: Uefa European Under 19 Family Guy 12:50 According To Sails 22:00 C.S.I. 22:50 A Late 06:10 The Two Jakes 08:30 Cine 10:20 Little Britain 10:50 Doc- Championship Greece 23:30 Cy- Jim 13:40 The Glades 14:25 24: Quartet 00:40 Ordinary People tors 11:20 Eastenders 11:50 Call cling: Tour De France 00:30 Fenc- Live Another Day 15:10 Wayward News 08:55 Mr. Peabody & Sher- The Midwife 12:35 A Farmer’s Life ing: World Championship, Russia Pines 15:55 The Simpsons 16:20 man 10:30 La Belle Et La Bette For Me 13:30 The Weakest Link Family Guy 16:45 According To 12:30 Grudge Match 14:25 Cine 14:15 The Offi ce 14:45 Little Brit- Jim 17:35 The Glades 18:20 News 15:00 Fantasia 2000 16:20 ain 15:15 Call The Midwife 16:00 The Finder 19:05 Criminal Minds Magic In The Moonligt 18:10 Mup- 06:00 MTV Morning 12:00 MTV A Farmer’s Life For Me 16:50 The 19:50 The Simpsons 20:15 Fam- pets Most Wanted 20:05 Closed Daily Hits 18:00 MTV Out Loud Offi ce 17:20 Little Britain 17:50 ily Guy 21:05 According To Jim Curtain 22:00 Blended 00:05 The 24:00 MTV After Hours Doctors 18:20 Eastenders 18:50 06:00 Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen 21:30 Wayward Pines 22:20 Volcano 01:40 Deliverance 03:30 Nightmares 06:50 Masterchef The Weakest Link 19:35 Little Brit- Tyrant 23:10 The Walking Dead Cine News 04:10 The Conjuring ain 20:05 Call The Midwife 21:00 08:30 Glee 09:15 Scandal 10:05 23:55 The Americans 00:40 Way- Doctors 21:30 Eastenders 22:00 Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Night- ward Pines 01:30 Legit 01:55 Spooks 22:55 Blackout 23:45 mares 10:55 Bones 11:40 Back- Family Guy 02:40 The Walking strom 12:30 Masterchef 14:00 Rev. 00:15 Orphan Black 01:00 Dead 03:30 Legit 03:55 Sons Of 05:50 Cine News 06:30 A.C.O.D 07:00 Father Of The Bride 08:30 Glee 14:45 Scandal 15:30 Gor- Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle Anarchy 05:00 Wayward Pines 08:00 We’re The Millers 09:55 Sunday in New York 10:15 Day don Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery 01:30 The Weakest Link 02:15 Cine News 10:30 The Nut Job Of The Evil Gun 11:50 Go West Course 16:20 Bones 17:05 Back- Eastenders 02:45 Rev. 12:00 Million Dollar Arm 14:05 13:10 King’s Thief, The 14:30 Truckers 14:30 Alaska: Battle On Cars 00:00 Extreme Car Hoard- strom 17:50 Masterchef 19:20 The Physician 16:40 Jack Ryan: Royal Wedding 16:00 Show Boat The Bay 15:25 Siberian Cut 16:20 ers 01:00 Fat N’ Furious: Rolling Glee 20:10 Jamie’s 15 Minute 07:00 Bundesliga 2014-15 09:00 Shadow Recruit 18:30 Hollywood 17:45 Girl Happy 19:20 Raintree Swamp Loggers 17:15 American Thunder 01:55 Wheeler Dealers Meals 21:00 Bones 21:50 Back- Barclays Premier League 2014- 1on1 19:05 Pompeii 21:00 101 County 22:00 Gypsy Moths, The Loggers 18:10 Baggage Battles 02:50 Extreme Collectors 03:15 strom 22:40 Scandal 23:30 Bones Dalmatians Ii: Patch’s London Ad- 15 11:00 Best Classic Premier 23:45 Cool Hand Luke 01:50 18:40 Storage Hunters 19:05 Extreme Collectors 03:40 Auction 00:15 Backstrom 01:00 Salem venture 22:20 The Prince 23:55 07:00 How It’s Made 07:25 How League Games 13:00 From The Gypsy Moths, The 03:35 Cool Wheeler Dealers 20:00 How Do Hunters 04:05 Auction Hunters 01:55 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Bonnie And Clyde 01:50 The Do They Do It? 07:50 What Hap- Cyprus Soccer Archive 15:00 Hand Luke 05:40 TCM Presents They Do It? 20:30 How Do They 04:30 For The Love Of Cars 05:20 02:45 Last Man Standing 03:10 pened Next? 08:15 You Have Barclays Premier League 2014-15 Family 03:40 Cine News 04:40 Under the Infl uence: Bill Murray Do It? 21:00 Extreme Collectors Extreme Car Hoarders 06:10 How Cougar Town 03:55 The Listener Au Bonheur Des Ogres Friday July Been Warned 09:10 Mythbusters 17:00 Barclays Premier League 06:10 TCM Presents Under the 10:05 Treehouse Masters 10:55 21:30 Extreme Collectors 22:00 Do They Do It? 06:35 How Do 04:40 Glee 05:25 Scandal 2014-15 19:00 Motogp World 17th, 2015 They Do It? 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By Preston Wilder

light, fl uff y jokes; all pretty watchable, though pre- (Drew Barrymore) and even Shaquille O’Neal as Worst Three Men and a Little Lady Blended (Capital, 21.00) pare to fall about (or cringe in embarrassment) as the Supporting Actor, which seems a bit harsh (the man’s three dads serenade Mary to sleep with an early-90s a basketball player, not a trained thespian!). Adam and “Three men ... and a baby!” tittered the trailer for the rap routine, backwards baseball caps and all (“Break Drew go on a disastrous blind date, and never want eponymous comedy, back in the 80s. It didn’t seem it down!”). “This movie has no gaps or letdowns, and to see each other again - but the restaurant mixes up especially funny, unless you found the notion of three I could/can not stop watching it. I’ve easily seen it a their cards so he pays her a visit, one thing leads to men and a baby hilarious in itself - but Three Men and dozen times or more,” claims a possibly deranged fan another and they fi nd themselves (plus their respec- a Baby somehow became a monster hit, leading to at the Internet Movie Database. Made in 1990. tive kids) on a safari trip to Africa as a ‘blended’ family. this sequel with the same three men (Ted Danson, The result is un-blended with wit or intelligence but Tom Selleck and Steve Guttenberg) and the baby Blended (Novacinema1, 22.00) it passes the time, the humour cutely vulgar (sample now a fi ve-year-old girl. Alas, lightning failed to strike joke: a little girl says “butthole”), the chemistry be- twice, though in truth it’s not much worse than its The funniest thing about Adam Sandler fi lms is now tween Drew and Adam - it’s their third fi lm together - predecessor, with a similarly silly plot - our three he- the dogpile of critics chomping at the bit to denounce making up for a thin script. Is Adam Sandler really the roes set off in pursuit when the girl’s mother decamps them as the Worst Films Ever; this one got nominated Antichrist? Nah, he’s just lazy. Made in 2014. to England, taking little Mary with her - and similarly for three Razzies, Worst Actor (Sandler), Worst Actress TV TUESDAY 14/07 SUNDAY MAIL • July 12, 2015 CYBC 1 CYBC 2 ANTENNA MEGA SIGMA PLUS TV CAPITAL

07.00 Proti Enimerosi 07.00 Euronews 06.10 Proini Enimerosi 06.00 Ta Psarka (rpt) 06.45 I Takki (rpt) 07.30 Kids’ Film 06.40 Me To Kalimera 09.30 Kali Sas Mera 08.00 Kids’ TV 06.50 Epithimies (rpt) 07.00 Deka Lepta 07.30 Sto Chorkon Mas 08.10 Inspector Gadget 10.00 Sta Kokkina Early morning enter- Mostly cartoons re- 07.30 Klemmeni Zoi (rpt) Kirigma (rpt) (rpt) 08.30 Baby Looney Tunes 11.00 Telemarketing tainment magazine peated after midday. 08.20 Vals Me 12 Theous 07.30 Una Fatsa (rpt) 08.05 Mr Bean The 08.50 The Road Runner 14.00 Ta Leme featuring segments on 15.40 Scout’s Safari Animated Series cooking, fashion, and (rpt) 08.30 Mboukia Kai 09.10 Telemarketing 16.30 Ginekes Magkazino 16.05 Family Biz Greek drama series. Sigchorio (rpt) 08.35 Eleni more. 10.00 Sylvester and 18.30 Eidisis Sti Noimatiki 16.30 100 Deeds for Eddie 09.10 Santa Giolanta (rpt) 11.00 Ola Ston Aera (rpt) 09.20 Kan’to Opos O Akis 11.00 Kokkino Podilato Tweety 18.35 Sports Time Macdowed 10.00 (rpt) 12.00 Apo Mera Se Mera Tin Patisa (rpt) 11.45 Mesimeri Kai Kati 10.30 The Pirates of the 19.00 News Daily magazine and 17.00 Pezoume Kypriaka Repeat of the local 10.00 Kanis Den Lei 14.20 Akou Ti Ipan (rpt) Caribbean (rpt) comedy series Sagapo (rpt) 20.00 Maria Tis Gitonias current affairs show, Game show where two 10.50 Super Mario with the usual mix Local game show to 11.00 Lyke, Lyke Ise Edo 10.40 Irthe Kai Edese (rpt) teams try to guess the 21.00 FILM: Miracle in the of news and studio do with the Cypriot 11.10 Action Man Woods (rpt) 11.20 Savvatogennimenes most popular answers discussion. dialect. A gun-toting pensioner 12.45 Mera Mesimeri (rpt) (rpt) to questions which 100 11.25 Dennis the Menace 17.30 Unlocking the Past people answered. lays claim to a cottage 15.00 Istories Tou 14.00 Konstantinou Kai 11.45 Beywheels owned by three wom- Chorkou (rpt) Documentary. Part 26 12.10 Dio Kseni (rpt) 15.10 Min Arhizeis Ti of 26. Elenis (rpt) 13.00 Pou sou Nefko 12.10 Kids’ Film en, bringing them to a 15.30 To Aidoni Tis Mourmoura (rpt) Long-running Greek Special (rpt) 13.00 Taz Mania deeper understanding Smirnis (rpt) 18.00 National comedy series about Greek comedy series of one another. Drama, Geographic: 14.00 Tin Tihi Mou Mesa about three couples 13.30 Repeat of Kid’s TV 16.30 Mazi Sto CyBC two complete oppo- starring Meredith Blue Holes-Diving sites who live together. (rpt) at different phases in 16.55 Telemarketing Baxter and Della 18.00 News the Labyrinth their relationships. 14.55 Tha Vris To Daskalo 15.40 I Ora I Kali (rpt) 18.00 On Air Reese. 1997. 18.15 Kaftes Piperies Ducumentary. 16.00 Tha Se Do Sto Plio Sou (rpt) 16.40 Peninta Peninta (rpt) 18.45 News 23.00 FILM: Power and 18.45 Posa Kseris (rpt) 19.00 Biz/ Emis (rpt) 15.50 La Gata (rpt) 18.00 News . Beauty 16.55 Pame Paketo (rpt) 19 00 Omorfi Mera Best Of 19.20 Local Sketch (rpt) 19.50 News In English Mexican telenovela. High-lights of the local A woman claims to Vintage local comedy 18.30 Latremeni Mou Talk show that deals have had an affair with 20.00 News In Turkish 16.50 Oniropapagida (rpt) Gitones (rpt) with human interest talk-show with Giota sketch. ‘Sa Theli I Nifi Koufalidou aimed at John F Kennedy, but is 20.10 Euromaxx Local drama series. stories. With news at Tze O Gampros’. Part 19.30 Sto Parapente (rpt) modern women, but vilifi ed by the Press for . 18.00 making the relation- 2 of 2. 20.40 Pelagon Geusis 17 45 News 20.20 News also at men who want Siros . 18.40 Klironomi Tis Agapis ship public. Dama with 20.00 News 18 00 Tin Patisa (rpt) 21.20 Eutixismeni Mazi to start the day off with a pleasant start. Natasha Henstridge. 21.10 Petrino Potami (rpt) 21.00 FILM: Have a Little 18.30 Ayia Fuxia (rpt) (rpt) 19.35 Mia Kamariera Sto 2002. Second season of the Faith Repeat of the smash- Manhatan 20.00 Smart Gevsis Drama based on a 22.20 Dikeosi 00.50 FILM: Danielle local period drama se- hit local comedy series 20.25 News 20.50 News book by Mitch Albom set in a traditional 23.10 Hannibal Steel’s Secrets ries, set at the end of 21.30 Min Arhizeis Ti 21.10 Epikera The cast of a TV series the 19th century. starring Laurence village in traditional Psychological thriller Fishburne and Bradley times. TV series based on the Mourmoura (rpt) 22.40 Kitchen Stars (rpt) echo their on-screen 22.00 Newsroom relationships with a se- Whiteford. 2011. See 19.30 Klemmeni Zoi budding relationship 22.15 Akou Ti Ipan (rpt) Local cooking pro- American TV Drama Pick Of The Day. between FBI criminal gramme where two ries of steamy behind- set behind the scenes 20.20 News 23.00 Sex and the City the-scenes antics. 22.35 The Jury profi ler Will Graham teams compete against of a fi ctional news 21.20 Proti Stagona (rpt) and forensic psy- 23.35 CSI: New York each other to cook the Drama with Stephanie channel, Atlantis Cable Legal drama series about Beacham. 1992 the jurors involved in a 22.10 I Simmathites (rpt) chiatrist Dr. Hannibal 00.25 News best dish. News (ACN) and Lecter. Starring Hugh high-profi le murder case. 00.30 Thekati Entoli (rpt) 23.55 The Mentalist 02.35 FILM: Living With follows anchor Will, 23.30 I Trixes Dancy. the Enemy his new executive pro- Starring Derek Jacobi 01.15 Mesimeri Kai Kati American drama and Antony Sher. 00.15 News 00.00 News series based on the A woman is led to ducer, the newsroom (rpt) believe her husband’s staff and boss Skinner. 23.25 News in English and 00.20 Hell’s Kitchen work of Patrick Jane, an independent fi r s t w i f e w a s k i l l e d b y Starring Jeff Daniels, Turkish (rpt) 01.10 Ekines Ki Ego (rpt) kidnappers, but she and Emily Mortimer. consultant with the 23.45 Biz/ Emis (rpt) 02.00 Istories Mystiriou California Bureau of suspects he may be 23.00 News 00.40 More Repeats (rpt) Investigation. covering up the truth. 23.15 Repeats 02.50 More Repeats Thriller, with Sarah 00.30 Omorfi Mera (rpt) Lancaster. 2005.

Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Fox, 21.30)

Treehouse Masters 10:55 Tanked Motocross: World Championship Championship 2015 16:30 Pre- Raising Helen 18:05 Hollywood 11:50 Fast N’ Loud 12:40 Wheeler Latvia 01:30 Car Racing: F3 Euro- mier League Legends 17:00 A’ Buzz 18:40 Pacifi c Rim 21:00 03:30 37 Days 04:30 Spies Of Dealers 13:35 X-Ray Mega Airport pean Championship Netherlands Division Cyprus Soccer Champi- Lady And The Tramp 22:25 Godz- Warsaw 05:15 My Hero 05:45 My 14:30 Mighty Planes 15:25 Mighty 02:00 Fencing: World Champion- onship 2014-15 19:00 Barclays illa 00:30 President 02:10 Hate- Family 06:15 The Weakest Link Ships 16:20 Rise Of The Machines ship, Russia Premier League World 19:30 ship Loveship 03:55 Cine News 07:00 The Green Balloon Club 17:15 Strip The City 18:10 Bag- Uefa Champions League 2015-16 04:35 Big Night 07:25 Mr Bloom’s Nursery 07:45 gage Battles 18:40 Storage Hunt- 22:30 Bundesliga 2014-15 High- Show Me Show Me 08:05 Nuzzle ers 19:05 Wheeler Dealers 20:00 lights 23:30 Bundesliga 2014-15 & Scratch: Frock N Roll 08:25 How Do They Do It? 20:30 How Goal! Special 00:00 Bundesliga The Green Balloon Club 08:50 Mr Do They Do It? 21:00 Moonshiners 2014-15 02:00 Bundesliga 2014- 18:45 Live Free Or Die Hard 21:00 Bloom’s Nursery 09:10 The Weak- 22:00 Amish Mafi a 23:00 Alaskan 06:00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 15 Highlights 03:00 From The Arbitrage 22:55 True Detective est Link 09:55 Come Fly With Me Bush People 00:00 Fat N’ Furious: 06:50 Masterchef 08:30 Glee Cyprus Soccer Archive 05:00 00:00 The Brink 00:40 Cine News 10:25 Doctors 10:50 Eastenders Rolling Thunder 01:00 Street Out- 09:15 Scandal 10:05 Jamie’s 15 Bundesliga 2014-15 01:30 Anna,Anna, ApApprentieprentie Soubrette 11:20 Lark Rise To Candleford laws 01:55 Hellriders - Hellriders Minute Meals 10:55 Modern Fam- 12:10 A Farmer’s Life For Me 02:50 Moonshiners 03:40 Amish ily 11:20 Manhattan Love Story 13:05 The Weakest Link 13:50 As Mafi a 04:30 Alaskan Bush Peo- 11:45 Devious Maids 12:30 Mas- 19:15 My Son 21:00 Black Sails Time Goes By 14:20 As Time Goes ple 05:20 Fat N’ Furious: Rolling terchef 14:00 Glee 14:45 Scandal 05:15 Rosemary’s Baby Part 1 22:00 C.S.I. 22:50 Kokowaah 1 By 14:50 Come Fly With Me 15:20 Thunder 06:10 How Do They Do 15:30 Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen 06:40 Cine News 07:40 Funny 01:00 Mr. Morgan’s Last Love Lark Rise To Candleford 16:10 It? 06:35 How Do They Do It? Nightmares 16:15 Modern Fam- Lady 10:00 Films & Stars 10:35 A Farmer’s Life For Me 17:00 As ily 16:40 Manhattan Love Story The Towering Inferno 13:20 Time Goes By 17:30 Come Fly 17:05 Devious Maids 17:50 Mas- S.O.S.: Mulheres Ao Mar 15:00 With Me 18:00 Doctors 18:30 Eas- terchef 19:20 Glee 20:10 Gordon Pinocchio 16:35 Cine News 17:00 tenders 19:00 The Weakest Link Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares Cuban Fury 18:45 Left To Die: The 06:00 MTV Morning 12:00 MTV 19:45 As Time Goes By 20:15 Call 09:30 Cycling: Tour De France 21:00 Modern Family 21:25 Man- Sandra And Tammi Chase Story Daily Hits 18:00 MTV Out Loud cording To Jim 09:45 The Glades archy 01:00 Marvel’s Agents Of The Midwife 21:00 Doctors 21:30 10:30 Football: Major League hattan Love Story 21:50 Devious 20:20 Enough Said 22:00 Draft 24:00 MTV After Hours 10:30 24: Live Another Day 11:15 S.H.I.E.L.D. 01:45 The League Eastenders 22:00 Great Expecta- Soccer 12:30 Football: Uefa Eu- Maids 22:40 Scandal 23:30 Mod- Day 00:00 Hannibal 00:55 Call Criminal Minds 12:00 The Simp- 02:10 The Simpsons 02:35 Fam- tions 22:50 The Room At The Top ropean Under 19 Championship ern Family 23:55 Manhattan Love Girl 03:15 Sin City: A Dame To Kill sons 12:25 Family Guy 12:50 Ac- ily Guy 03:00 The Walking Dead 23:45 Friday Night Dinner 00:10 Greece 14:00 Cycling: Tour De Story 00:20 Devious Maids 01:05 For 04:55 Rosemary’s Baby - Part cording To Jim 13:40 The Glades 03:50 The League 04:15 The The Offi ce 00:40 Starlings 01:25 France 15:00 Cycling: Lemond On Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Night- 2 14:25 24: Live Another Day 15:10 Americans 05:00 Marvel’s Agents The Weakest Link 02:10 Doctors Tour Show 15:15 Cycling: Tour De mares 01:50 Grey’s Anatomy Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 02:40 Eastenders France 18:00 Cycling: Lemond On 03:30 Salem 04:25 Glee 05:10 07:00 Naked Spur, The 08:30 15:55 The Simpsons 16:20 Fam- Tour Show 18:15 All Sports: Watts Scandal Sandpiper, The 10:25 Ivanhoe ily Guy 16:45 According To Jim 19:00 Fencing: World Champion- 06:15 Cine News 07:15 X-Men: 12:10 Rio Bravo 14:30 Summer 17:35 The Glades 18:20 24: Live ship, Russia 20:30 Athletics: Eaa Days Of Future Past 09:30 Re- Holiday 16:00 Ocean’s Eleven Another Day 19:05 Criminal Minds Meetings Lucerne 23:00 Cycling: membering The Artist: Robert De 18:05 4 For Texas 20:00 Lust For 19:50 The Simpsons 20:15 Family 07:00 Bundesliga 2014-15 09:00 07:00 How It’s Made 07:25 How Tour De France 00:00 Fia World 05:25 Chozen 05:50 The Glades Niro, Sr 10:15 Cine News 11:15 Life 22:00 Wild Bunch, The 00:20 Guy 20:40 According To Jim 21:30 Bundesliga 2014-15 11:00 Best Do They Do It? 07:50 What Hap- Touring Car Championship Por- 06:35 24: Live Another Day 07:20 Master And Commander: The Far Night Of The Iguana, The 02:20 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Classic Premier League Games pened Next? 08:15 You Have Been tugal 00:30 Car Racing: World Criminal Minds 08:05 The Simp- Side Of The World 13:35 Good Wild Bunch, The 04:40 Night Of 22:20 The Americans 23:10 The 13:00 From The Cyprus Soc- Warned 09:10 Mythbusters 10:05 Series By Renault Austria 01:00 sons 08:30 Family Guy 08:55 Ac- People 15:10 Cine News 16:00 The Iguana, The Walking Dead 23:55 Sons Of An- cer Archive 15:00 Motogp World

By Preston Wilder

Live Free or Die Hard Live Free or webcam so he can speak sotto voce - and McClane’s ar-coated religiosity tends to be more appreciated (Novacinema3, 18.45) Die Hard computer skills may be those of a middle-aged fossil than it is in Europe. “Two very diff erent men of God but the years have burnished him into a 21st-century would show him the way,” we’re informed - the two It’s not that he wants to keep saving the world, ex- John Wayne, a macho archetype standing against the men in question being frail, elderly rabbi Martin Lan- plains John McClane in this rousing action movie; it’s unmanly, the intellectual and the un-American. Live dau and soulful, cheerfully corpulent pastor Laurence just that he always fi nds himself “at the wrong place free or die hard, motherf***er! Made in 2007. Fishburne, an ex-con and former bad boy who “made at the wrong time”. McClane is played by Bruce Willis, a deal with God” (it’s the American way!). Mitch (Brad- of course, coming back to the Die Hard franchise after Have a Little Faith (CyBC2, 21.00) ley Whitford), hitherto un-religious, fi nds both men 12 years (there was also a fi fth, inferior instalment, A inspirational so he follows them both - that being the Good Day to Die Hard) - and he’s now signifi cantly old- “An unlikely request put Mitch Alborn on a spiritual best part of modern religion, you can “double-dip” er, which is something of a problem when the baddie journey,” purrs the trailer. Wait, who’s Mitch Alborn? and get the best of everything. God gave us many (Timothy Olyphant) is a hacker trying to take down the An American bestselling author whose books (includ- kinds of trees, notes the rabbi wisely, and “maybe US economy. “Mr. McClane, covering the camera with ing Tuesdays With Morrie and The Five People You Meet faith is the same. Many trees, the branches all going to your hand does not turn off the microphone,” says the in Heaven) have sold over 35 million copies - mostly, I Him”. Uplifting? Or a bit of a cop-out? Made in 2011. villain patiently when our hero puts his hand over a suspect, in his native country, where this kind of sug- TV WEDNESDAY 15/07 July 12, 2015 • SUNDAY MAIL CYBC 1 CYBC 2 ANTENNA MEGA SIGMA PLUS TV CAPITAL

07.00 Proti Enimerosi 07.00 Euronews 06.10 Proini Enimerosi 06.00 Ta Psarka (rpt) 06.00 Klironomos Tis 07.30 Kids’ Film 06.40 Me To Kalimera 09.30 Session in the 08.00 Kids’ TV 06.50 Epithimies (rpt) 07.00 Deka Lepta Agapis (rpt) 08.10 Inspector Gadget 10.00 Sta Kokkina House of Mostly cartoons re- 07.30 Klemmeni Zoi (rpt) Kirigma (rpt) 06.45 Mia Kamariera Sto 08.30 Baby Looney Tunes 11.00 Telemarketing Representatives peated after midday. Manhatan (rpt) 08.20 Vals Me 12 Theous 07.30 Una Fatsa (rpt) 08.50 The Road Runner 14.00 Ta Leme To mark the black 15.40 Scout’s Safari 07.30 Sto Chorkon Mas Anniversary of the (rpt) 08.30 Mboukia Kai 09.10 Telemarketing 16.30 Ginekes Magkazino 16.00 Ocean Star Greek drama series. Sigchorio (rpt) (rpt) coup and the Turkish 10.00 Sylvester and 18.30 Eidisis Sti Noimatiki invasion. 16.30 100 Deeds for Eddie 09.10 Santa Giolanta (rpt) 09.20 Kan’to Opos O Akis 08.05 Mr. Bean the Animated Series Tweety 18.35 Sports Time Macdowed 10.00 Tin Patisa (rpt) (rpt) 11.00 Session in (rpt) 10.30 The Pirates of the 19.00 News Parliament 17.00 Pezoume Kypriaka Repeat of the local 10.00 Kanis Den Lei Caribbean To mark the (rpt) comedy series Sagapo (rpt) 08.35 Eleni 20.00 Maria Tis Gitonias 10.50 Super Mario Anniversary of the Local game show to 11.00 Lyke, Lyke Ise Edo 10.40 Irthe Kai Edese (rpt) 11.00 Kokkino Podilato 21.00 FILM: Ordinary Turkish invasion. do with the Cypriot (rpt) (rpt) 11.10 Action Man Miracles dialect. 11.20 Savvatogennimenes A kind-hearted judge 12.00 Apo Mera Se Mera 11.45 Mesimeri Kai Kati 11.25 Dennis the Menace 12.45 Mera Mesimeri (rpt) (rpt) agrees to take in a Daily magazine and 17.30 Unlocking the Past 11.45 Beywheels current affairs show, Documentary. Part 24 14.00 Konstantinou Kai 12.10 Dio Kseni (rpt) 14.20 Akou Ti Ipan (rpt) juvenile delinquent, Greek game show. with the usual mix of 26. Elenis (rpt) 13.00 Pou sou Nefko 12.10 Kids’ Film hoping to help the Long-running Greek 15.10 Min Arhizeis Ti youngster rehabilitate of news and studio 18.00 National Special (rpt) 13.00 Taz Mania discussion. comedy series about Mourmoura (rpt) and face her troubled Geographic: two complete oppo- 14.00 Tin Tihi Mou Mesa 13.30 Repeat of Kid’s TV past. Drama with 15.00 Documentary What Killed the sites who live together. (rpt) 16.00 Tha Se Do Sto Plio 16.00 The Fresh Prince of Jaclyn Smith. 2005. Mammoths (rpt) 15.55 Lottery Draw 14.55 Tha Vris To Daskalo 15.40 I Ora I Kali (rpt) Bell Air 22.40 FILM: Shattered Documentary. 16.55 Pame Paketo (rpt) 16.00 Mazi Sto CyBC Sou (rpt) 16.40 Peninta Peninta (rpt) 16.55 Telemarketing Dreams 19.00 Kato Apo Ton Idio Tear-jerking popular 18.00 News 15.50 La Gata (rpt) 18.00 News 18.00 On Air Drama, based on the Ourano Greek talk show that true story of the wife of 18.15 Tazidi Sto Chrono - Mexican telenovela. deals with human inter- 18.45 News 19.50 News In English 18.30 Latremeni Mou a respected govern- 1974 (rpt) 16.50 Oniropapagida (rpt) Gitones (rpt) est stories and unites 19.00 Omorfi Mera Best Of ment offi cial, who People remember the 20.00 News In Turkish Local drama series. family members and High-lights of the local secretly endured years 19.30 Sto Parapente (rpt) friends. With News at events that lead to 20.10 Euromaxx 17.45 News talk-show with Giota of domestic abuse. the Turkish invasion 20.20 News 18.00. Koufalidou aimed at 20.40 Pelagon Geusis 18.00 Tin Patisa (rpt) Starring Lindsay in 1974 Krastellorizo 21.20 Eutixismeni Mazi 18.40 Klironomos Tis modern women, but Wagner. 1990. 20.00 News 18.30 Ayia Fuxia (rpt) (rpt) Agapis also at men who want 21.00 FILM: Something the Repeat of the smash- 00.35 FILM: Wild Things 4: 21.10 Edo Ki Eki Ti Leme 22.20 Dikeosi Latin American telen- to start the day off with Foursome Lord Made hit local comedy series ovela. a pleasant start. Leuteria Drama starring Alan set in a traditional 23.10 Hannibal A hotel tycoon’s heir Concert. Rickman, Mos Def and village in traditional Psychological thriller 19.35 Mia Kamariera Sto 20.00 Smart Gevsis becomes entangled in 22.30 The July that Kyra Sedgwick. 2004. times. TV series based on the Manhatan 20.50 News a game of seduction Betrayed Us See Pick Of The Day. budding relationship 20.25 News 21.10 Login and murder after a 19.30 Klemmeni Zoi raunchy night with Documentary 22.50 The Jury between FBI criminal 21.30 Min Arhizeis Ti 20.20 News profi ler Will Graham 22.00 Autopsi three women. Thriller 23.00 News Legal drama series about Mourmoura (rpt) with Ashley Parker the jurors involved in a 21.20 Proti Stagona (rpt) and forensic psy- 23.00 Dark Blue 23.15 Full Meze chiatrist Dr. Hannibal 22.15 Akou Ti Ipan (rpt) Police drama series, Angel. 2010. Theatrical performance high-profi le murder case. 22.10 I Simmathites (rpt) Starring Derek Jacobi Lecter. Starring Hugh 23.35 CSI: New York starring Dylan 02.15 FILM: Maternal by George Neofi tou 23.30 I Trixes McDermott as street- and Antony Sher. 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to politically-correct, made-for-HBO, based-on-a- keepers. Monica Bellucci is a crass TV reporter doing Something the Lord Made (CyBC2, The Wonders 21.00) true-story dramas. Rickman does that thing where a condescending series on “countryside wonders”, he speaks loudly with his eyes screwed shut to indi- hearty foods and spry old grandmas - but the fi lm is What exactly is it that the Lord made? Hearts? Diff er- cate barely-repressed anger, while Mr. Def is a bit of a about the real wonders, elusive moments like cup- ent races? Surely not the surgical procedure known cipher, the noble African-American with no obvious ping one’s hands to ‘drink’ from a shaft of sunlight. as the Blalock-Taussig Shunt, because it was Alfred faults. All in a good cause, of course. Made in 2004. Don’t expect plot, just a certain ambience - the fam- Blalock (Alan Rickman) who invented that - but he ily intimacy of the opening scene, everyone gathered was assisted by Vivien Thomas (Mos Def, known as The Wonders (Novacinema1, in the toilet where little Marinella may or may not be ‘Yasiin Bey’ nowadays) and Thomas was a black man 22.00) about to poo - watery landscapes and a sense of a ru- whereas Blalock was white, and that kind of thing just ral world on the verge of falling apart. Loveliest mo- didn’t happen in the Deep South in the 1930s. “I’m Actually Le Meraviglie, to use its Italian title - and ment: two very small girls squeal hysterically at the sorry Dr. Blalock, but that’s the rules,” says a security this delicate fi lm (which played in Competition at sight of a camel (!), then disappear frame-right - then guard, telling Thomas to use the rear entrance - and Cannes, and won the Grand Prize) is something of a re-appear in the background, as the beast turns its the trailer lauds “A partnership that broke the rules” meraviglia itself, an autobiographical drama about a head to gaze at them incuriously. Made in 2014. but the fi lm doesn’t break any rules when it comes 12-year-old girl growing up in a family of Tuscan bee-