CORONAMANIA! The Hypochondriac’s Survival Guide to COVID-19…and OTHER DISASTERS Tony Aspler Even in desperate times there is always chocolate... ...and of course wine. CORONAMANIA! The Hypochondriac’s Survival Guide to COVID-19…and OTHER DISASTERS Tony Aspler When we need to laugh away the sadness and tears… A publication of Self-Knowledge College Press A division of Self-Knowledge College Published: May 2020. All rights reserved. SKCWYP 14 Self–Knowledge College 356 Westridge Drive, Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 5Y3 647-205 5059 Inquiries:
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[email protected] This short book is dedicated to my good friends, Gordon Pape, who pressed me to do it, and Frank Daley who edited and published it. And, of course, all front-line workers, globally. CORONAMANIA! The Hypochondriac’s Survival Guide to COVID-19…and OTHER DISASTERS Tony Aspler (COVID-19 has turned ‘Happy Hour’ into ‘Happy Day’.) Contents INTRODUCTION ................................................................................................................................... 6 A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE GUIDE TO SOCIAL DISTANCING ....................................................................... 7 ABOUT FACE ........................................................................................................................................ 9 HOME REMEDIES FOR COVID-19 ........................................................................................................ 11 HOW TO ACTUATE THE POSITIVE