FREE. A thousand cons of Lemon Tango to give away —wk. oft- O6 corpurating Juice magazine Guardian/ NUS Student Newspaper of the Year February 28, 1997 The Berlin Tills In Me sl mat flat seen Traw More soul* JUICE EXTRA: NEW VIDEO GAMES SECTION GIVES THE LOWDOWN ON THE LATEST RELEASES VICTIM FIGHTS

Uni boss OFF KNIFEMAN breaks silence in Security alert Graduates take the stage Sibbledr UNIttAlITLIED Vice- ( hancellnr ledir %%uglier has hilt hack ut after attack in the •torn} of urilitistri liver his plans tin scrap a tint, ccshy faculty, writes Ihirid Smith. Ise

Jude Corrigan was on her way • V. A 11E1. home to James Baillie flats alter . lo, It• be, I posting a litter when a man grabbed st. titillellsith her Cram behind. He held a knife to ■Iwittiet: t., , .111- ..111d W414.11114: her throat and said: -11you make any COMMENT: noise or 1L 1! anylxkly. I'll slit your page 6 throat." The frightened victim iinigg1et1 tree and nttue..r.:r. Tot kicked her assailant between the legs. This V..httlet - .11 gave her time to escape to a nearby block. it • [fit •,11te the f 1111 Ihliur ‘t.t.ttl• quickly on tire sk•ne btu the nwrl had csi.uped. Jude LIAM not gi‘c stry good I.i11-71:. 'WC 5 ■,111 1.111..1 iiescr 411 hit as tie N.V. befilltd her, hot he t, tviteved ,ninunilinn 1n.I iii l.k txmixit :old Ana 5 htut •,(:•.11.-1,.1av 11111 II) sulks wail 11 Yrwl,shrrr aorciiL UNLIMITED HOPE: Members of the Unlimited Theatre Company • all recent graduates of Leeds University - run through ;Mille •te,l, chi lithvgtt hs the L.• amt Nee final rehearsals before their opening night at LMU Studio's Theatre. The company is presenting Harold Pinter's The .inE:tHW Oliteted Llte,1 %meta, 11, pile tit Iter .1116:.1! Dumb Waiter arid en original work. Wise Malls, on Thursday and Friday neat week, and Is arming for national success ..1 • i e 112 IL UM, 111.11 %tie the all: WI. - I (Itei t di it 13_,t4tie Full story- page 3 Plc: Mike Cowling ,r, 111)1 k n1 ny I h.svc a July • TURN TO PAGE 2 CONTINUED ON PAGE 2 INSIDE: News 1-11, Comment 6-9. Feature 12-13, Outlook 15-18, Sport 19-24. Plus 28-page juice magazine

2 LEEDS s runt f retaieval. 1007 i,..1 d Silcn I Sail it rnsralarin,wo,. re 'ay „,,I HACK STUDENT A wookh, Jipftll car ihreferrtielpirs This week in Britain's award•winning student newspaper of the year

rot NEWS 1 I 'Iwo scanthit.4, two inotints at LL1: highlight a new immorality Page 11 j,II ICII IN. In I-I ,I1101:111 rv' I+ haw*, Lkrls P cimci A k Ine turf a, , SI ■,..111,111 I,luceld, links.10.tia FlAs IEEE A 9,CO.A.31 .41:1111,' LFIC Columnist te,,1:1111. .61FUL. WV. Ikic 1w41 David Adam on why beer is good for you UNION GIVES BACKING TO PROTESTS OVER CUTS Pae• 0 Knife FEATURE Berliner: picture attack special on the Wagner demos CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE ageless city of ricers iwitene Ihr, Ines he able lei pages 12.13 t m.] what kind Made ustr..1 h atl,5ls sang Jude- . _10111111y no hivh V. •ashed Outlook it Ih: .11taik Thes have al..1 mieraphea the .era “I Depression and gather support 'IA mina!: metre, 114+ C the magic I.er to IF,I,41.71 1.11011[11,1 I hr net, formula ler THE dramatic OT PHIL KERFOOT, etertm:! 51Ultrtit, to the pl-Iltest against EDUCATION ;,,•smie tleniz-er Ir the .Ii heatInt: It CORRESPONDENT BANK BOYCOTT ;:ri:1 ;Slat V••:dance taco cuts at I pipes *9 rcru,1 [..• 1, ." 1,111 gathered ihe SPORT momentum Illi% .1,ctiny 'Vs,11.,,,1 I. I week as the WI( 1141, I CaMpaign Sias In' li :11.11111W I•01. li ere we go: Lil I.•' 14!i, 1/MC111113 'NOVI Ill' an: •11 :II.' - ' storm into the I iiroly•,t eIldttrtied 111 the Iti q”'.'.1 IL, • I, In till 7- national cup final p0.1111,11 ■ students' union. IcCC1-11 Iti'i II :Ii I, r. Mauer" •.kri emergent. L4111t1.111111III.M. Illy kn.! Ckir.1 Pal,a sta SpeLi al .1IGtrc Ili Ihr I Nil 'SC 4 tra• r14 111:11S , •`,!, 1" Meeting was held on oftler±, w llCEC Monday which *err iU.idc Ile Vidal'. iris... SeCUrit:k unarm rnousl!, passed when a rut itic in for the ,itiiiiients N dl march down St!, t:roicri.rd the tut, union Ill hack the to the .Srl Gallo). al tahc II e !be atiaLket is d %et student calurutign ill niultlat old III: iriiitIce du nil Iii slop the dOstile Support „In.:J•r this 4 ■C‘ alla'k lint the iii Health ,11• Unity ,CrVICC hdlC anti Social Care. mitrt:ti hope. II, inc ,it fiend In II wan. also [AN' iked 11.2 :114,1111,3 the ei paw,, will. guest l:111'•1.1■115 to call) the Board of sricaker• in Me tints Hall thoerrans Ri oppow Inter tin, 4111crhi ICI•1417.III, ate -idling for Or the closure student cairipingricri %tot:CI arca near the Ma, campaign leader Joinu Trace," l'aulkcs and Vicki Inn. where the attacker Pearl vowed that pose," North, Isiah bcCos,d ye,a ANGRY activists almost brought banking to a standstill on emerged to he reneesl off against die studems in 11w threatened Wednesday with protests outside the university branch of They have also vowed 'opcnirtiirlistIC L deci■itiro faculty were enthuidirok.' Lloyds. Demonstrators urged students to boycott the bank which concern about the lighting of Vila Chattel:11ot Haifa ,Not Ole iletitoitstratitm. they say participates in unethical activities in the Third World, mos Isom in the vicinity ON THE HORIZON Wagner would continue' "the word has got aittund such as the extinction of the rainforests. especially as part of their litlih_Stene Sunshine We base to hit hard and and we will keep on Pic. Nathan Thomas lel tam know we ale .b,coiturtodation fee goer Saturday: A Aar de!. with mum) pine. toward, outside lighting foing cam this intervals. Fairly mild. Max, They satil„ security Kw% .1 (I/Uteri:It!. temper:num ill' 119F1. the protests have been George Blanc rinower said Irtset this week. we have although iherc had been an Sunday: Rain will clear In the mornint C lo ut ri o been molding us) to l elf4-1/171 7 attack ill uniscroty propert y in leave a mina) anerrnin. Nlakbuttni etiAtion g we have enough there was no rail .e for temperature IUC "II we doll fesp l"Str74.1 rla li llnlrk 5r iill Wow: Sint.: Ibis mists Hipixst for ['lido). and hy.leriCal reaction'. "People Ourloak for the reit rbf Ill threat actual Wagner fersamenneittat like you sr write ror law teed, Ihr weeA: from there we might hold tens) t0 ntake a hog thing of Bluster) weather with /tome tight matt .,III take it an a sign nun awry isceugatiims of AtittaionceLs no:etisur) - Arnow can wntr this sort 01 inerdent. The but mainly dry. e a,C under his ravitiol " Altyou °oath the note to rot in a hit of tem. Wagner office ," campus is generally a safe F011uwing the meeting Vtce-Cltatieelkir caadn'fbr - Ifs what we cart tin lix you ',Lee - were not rereading egry student. held Wagner's promised to Wallas* toevinyday lilt and %taxiing its a utopia. but a ‘ensible [Yrriteilt in the etnistiltatit to irkicuittent to On your CY Ti. Altitude Is needed:. foyer of I MU before for iitan and OUtierit, 01 to A LOAD OF BALLS Any one with Ittionualion oi,, .A2:1111 InnsmLt k, the Tereus tailed to Our 11.1114 .a about lie Attack is urged in the NISkcery numbers is I mate' on Polley ;IN \1I "I contact Millgarrh CID on 1).mon 79) 4,351 Calif. will he 0 CI) 0) ' It I) (r) 1lratail In suietest And the bon,. hall 40 Wagner hits back, see page 6 in (Weave SEEDS STUDENT Friday February 25. 19,47 3 CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ACTORS GO ON TOUR Talents in tune

A 10111)1N6 IntROCIUR ss II rlas the La.,1” nose 1,, lilc 11,,,f ay, t• ∎01. Ior ,tard..07 .111 the retamped Nriere Thar Neese trameshow. writer. .V8111,11111J !Neil: And illness won't stop him a lie gets .1 4:0,1 he can still play /i I'r nnntri by Tom Jones Auditions were held laid week 41 the Joseph.. Well pith In 1.eed■an the shoo hosed MI the old Britoil vcrsn.n The new NCI-MIMI will be pt.:setae.' by fools Holland If cm:an:Ina Nathanie l

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1995 next ear, hut more auditions the taste of theatrical success Babel, SEPTEMBER an original work by Clare .ere Its he held in London this Duffy at The Workshop These Moe an.ludes1 week. Only 90 anal of inane A .1111t1VING theatre I BY ABBIE JONES_ j Our Street . a year-long community as ?Whit. a play • than 5.1.111 people will get le beginning of meat month. project with teenagers in the Scott group have returned chrysalises gmprni 'Anil their stuff. Judges The group have been Hall area of Leeds communication as an mother, ui looked for candidates with a to their roots, staging a prrIonning up and down the OCTOBER International theatre festival in exile: o hard man and ,. sense of humour, the ability play at the venue country in the past year and arc Spain bureaucrat. to get along with others, and now 10 moOnl their first proper where they first cut Jon explained the gio,, above all. they had to "enjoy tour. But although they SetaTI ter 1996 their theatrical teeth. distinctive shat on =lime music and a hit of a laugh." have found fume. they say that M ARC H Waiting For Godol by Samuel eimeentrate on emitting a pi., Musical talents were an Unlimited. a five-strong unfortunately fortune has Out yet Beckett at The Workshop image through perfornian, added bonus. as exemplified group of aspiring actor.. come their way Hi•nations! Czech•German festival of Rahn than through plot air set fly another student who —the company has, a hit of university theatre in Cologne graduated from Leeds We seek not to convince di. played a slumping basket cash now problem and none al Tunnel Vision - a three month University last year anti audience of n point of view hig with drum...tido- "1 would us hal. go much mune says community project in Hyde Park walked straight into their rather to inspire them s to I have played .$ shopping Paul Warwick. Unlimited's MAY International festival In Amsterdam urdley ti" could have got one chosen career, forming the director, "We're all still JUNE Vanya - Taken From Chekhov at The in here." he quipped youngest professional minoring from snail:ail debt and Funds Workshop theatre company in get food parcels in the post item AUGUST Chercher la Femme by Clare Duffy at Talent isur moats". The Workshop The group art now looking For those without Britain. week drama project for Then lack of lunds has not ways Iv increase their funds in Uproar a 13 rhythmic talent. a musical And now Clare Duffy. impaired their acting abilities IN teenagers In the Hyde Park area order that they can contino• claim to fame may gave Paul Warwick. Jun Spooner. enterprise however. Their their acting camers. They Chris Thorpe and Lit contr.:taw. an added performances have mat with receive a —iv POO grant advantage One student Margret arc hack performing widespread critical acclaim. and but say that this dies hopeful hoasted of sitting fin in the city where they first they are now perfuming their not go very far and are a toilet seat jug ten minutes own written material. They Moe started out applying for 4 Garry before George Michael used also ntanuged to clock up shows They have already pin on a fast track grant of the !tame convenience abroad in Spain, Germany and :special show m the Workshop f.5.0110 Results will be went out Holland. and have done several theatre at Leeds limo-soy and "led be great if we next week to all those who ni the performances !Or children to are to di. the saw:: I MI' gut the grant." said uudiNnncd, The 2h shows are whoa's in Leeds Jolt "We'd be able to filmed in Yorkshire TV buy ourselves a Studios in Leeds Popular second-hand Transit A spokesman for the tan to transport us and We really enjoyed that in piunkrodcucation company as our stuff around particular because the kids me encouraging those who didn't inne 140 our next so receptive:- said Ion Splinter kaoher." —We Al tic in Leeds. we lose fancy t'nlinlitetTs the city and Wr C11). sy putting ',dents show , something hack into the will he held .1. Tickets am e The Studio Theatre community " afternoon taping% on March Leed.. Nletnipolitai! llnlimitetTs style has been 111-16 awl t9.21, in calling l'tnsersity desenhetl as 'innovative" and ''a Sue at YTV on 22211 19. Thursday and Friday. hit different" hy students who The show is net In sir this have seen their piraluctions with tickets c ailing Spring. on Stliwnruy evenings (3 or LS LOOKING UP: Unlimited theatre on Channel 5.

4 LEEDS STUDENT Fnuay Fent-Lary 211, 1997 STANDARDS IN EDUCATION ARE Funding is Low turnout rains on new sabbaticals as degree 1141;., sAtlesi mini. WI, I/1 year% hccn Ole BY NAVEED RAJA CASH starved departments and libraries have emerged as the biggest concern Ckctios lit die ..ablsincal officers dd f "'xis ver•av Untoot in the debate about standards in higher education. Worries about the quality of ,•• 01 live 15, ntllt students eligible do vote addressed blamed hy some lot flu degrees awarded have also been by academics. .11 averageottly AtitAit gat rev Isle word Cie Many sluilotb• reported I, • , for each pug in hard. More students are netting the candidate election inktm.ttt.ln ui then depeire.,. C'orrent tinarse and .n.finintstrattfra hteher mark* than eve' nincrt later than the '101101 .bile 01 H lltuc• anion hi.nued tits is.•r helore, rirtetimpitng debates XI ft, ;1,, Or • L •11 St:111. • NOIllinatitats, for I 'taint 4 'mina dust over value of It 11., I.1i1 111 and ;11.,.1.04:1 • '14 ecial STUDENT nit Illorsths■larch A whin a candidate% *pi:dd:eat i oils anti 11••. (..111ili ills ' at), III tilt: 1:1•4.11. 111 ‘‘ NW. I, meeting will tw held, the deadline for !tic !mu. ,iptatneil death:nue ability needed reed k•terilent manifestos ls Nlarvh 4. uettieve them. wit& toting tams toner nu Ntarch 11 And with untitei,c — !!!, ELECTED EXEC: The winners celebrate Ple: Shaun de Wet Steyr? an Itterkt.IN tog 01 the y co 1 1 1 have spent ovet I a geography. Ireithel 1250 on field trips alone and that's • ■ cutbacks and struggling kit king hit most respondents • r-1 /4 ^ Funding. stuttenut themselse* not including technical saying that he believed leashing i ) • fear teaching standards mid eqiiipment statislan1). Odor high as was hi. Katick McAndrew. a Quantity resources are dropping which quality of Iresher At I AO). agreed: Ifuwever there vale could advent-Is :Meet their -11tcy expect you 10 hey with Richard 'Intact, all I kiL-J l=17 `l deerces T KlIteelet.siont rehatted the fotlov.ine :es ,allhatIcals not ftext ear, c.luil*Itttnt that }ou only need inice leisure Mil/die/1 fit shoo. I. 1 tom Leeif• Cnin;rattilituons to them on or iwice." "Staff are willing to hr.! t 'us er teteel claims Mx factures anti twitrials• Exemthiggosit.tonts; gro: 121111INI”, CillOCT Alta Funding of 'lupe •1 Communications Ruth Minn 684 veltaft NIT the' IITIOOVCII•Ills down in scent 41 ' The league taints minted lost the% ti!•. Education Rebecca McC air 02 votes bcthrr 1411 me limit!, and Clt/' ai glee l anes show that Leta 544 dotes ',Old< ,:iinitnitinent Entertainments Robert Jazwinski I, ne.cisity was funding each Leta.. Finance & Administration Alex Sobel 365 votes Debates student 1:129 less than the national and LMU at tiverapr. 1.!Mlf tared signateantiy , Societies Rebecca MountfOrd 705 votes criteria used ally! Of Paul ihxon of the Polottcs better with ends student rv:e.wtog were maniputatea hate led 1.• Sports Neil Royer 674 votes 1t!parttnem -it" "Lecturers think funding f424 above the average critichn, ;10 cicr4 1,6 Welfare KaMenne Roumbas 646 votes rr allow r! • teuchine methods, figure ' .'t.e isms, and handouts Full the category of staff to Women's Helen Russell 592 votes 1 , 1esitons awl debates we ,the student ratio Ler_ds thieve-tiny LSfi thii Non-ExeWive sabbatical_a; managed 52 out of 100 whilst ,•tturagett Action Co-ordinator Racha al Hams 474 votes I11 continued. "It %valid he WO LW! scored a paltry 19 Ruth scored badly in the REPORTING TEAM: Nightline Co-ordinator Jaqueline Benton 677 votes ,• place II :loan unt%ersities cdinction Isem Ceti the dfiticalty LAtcpory of library spending JAMES BANDY, SAJ Rag Co-ordinator Emma Clegg 623 votes CHOWDHURY & RUTH ! the degree I no k and the ones scoring 32 and IS respectetely. Leeds Student Editor Ben East 651 votes • ..and today. Sonic module• we Teachung "landau's write LEADBEATER "...ler then wheis. but That's generally praised with Robin !.*.ays been the :se tun Drown Icy, senior l ass -• Wel ;IV "it'• ver■Alt ficult make e nohiee live s om pason ri - WHAT DO YOU nhalletnahcs pullessot lit Drake *Jul. -The !flings Ovine asked ill students have DO WITH YOUR ,•rtainly changed but lay no weans • alt.• !!!1! !I, ih!• SPARE TIME?

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.; .1lei fill I •I 1.11 I, 1 11 1- • COVA PIT T TEACHING: Sommer groups meet In rooms that are sub-standard as a working environment Pic: Caroline Penry-Davey 1 1, t,! II 11 , • ' 1 I 1 "1: 117',11 LEEDS STURENT Ffiday Femme*. 28. I997 UNDER THREAT BECAUSE OF FUNDLNG CUTBACKS NEINSFILE biggest worry New beef standards slip warnings

Alley wasting gout) drinking time studying for that degree. you'll be overjo,.;.6 to find ow that you needn't have lumbered well not as much as your parents generation did 30 years ago. Visiting the library, we compared two 1 ,1-0.1 11 ■•10 1. ,111 0:111111: :111,1.11111 exam papers which lead onto the equivalent !rued ts. .urit u. titilk and qualification. from both 1%6 and from 1996. "Chte sitpatts claim. 111Cit gelatin n made Ivaro the hone, .4 cattle- trout liellutun hie Herr dre 1k4 to rota.... ere.urr ihs Iturren. Int o Huller 1969 uniutry itit.. HSI: and CM). 13y expiiiitlinf the identity diNcroonted with the Wel. IN tuedta 11--A2 1" = (1-A r 1+.0". 1111171T-NI 131 the .ituition: -Niles have hnnheal with InSE and :are moving or otherwise. show that into other :subject. Reef Is yotettle., 't because they 'het?w the r•k haa g vie ii relay he = )2-2 60 +2M. lam. but It hasn't pole where krirepresents the coefficient of .t' in the expansion of (1+.t I". It's a good job 1995 they can help it kit At In the triangle XYZ, XY=12cin. YZ=1(cm. angle XYZ is a right angle. Find XZ. .ifiriJitr ,1 hi p; pr•-.14-,1),c 1•11.1 L, So can you tell the difference between the two? Our panel of experts puzzled over the two questions. None of them were mathematicians and the results were astounding - everyone tried to do IN; 19% question and no one could even attempt the 1966 offering. "That 96 one was easy,— said English student Matt Thornton, "it looked like GCSE level.- SHORTAGE: Trying to rind books you need for your course can be impossible Pie Caroline Penry•Ilavey

Reck-tified I 'mon le.trico,. hate unto eel %wanly Jo allay teats utter the Leeds Student Medical Practice announced it Lou Id no longer help tudentA who live in the afCa.. Leeds IOW 15. Do you think there are enough Surat Reck, 1.0.1 Welfare Do you think your course is Overall are you happy with the said. "Students can conw staff and do they teach you well up to Exec for advice on how to enough? under resourced? standard of education you receive? tiro a local doctor."

6 LMU BOSS LESLIE WAGNER INSISTS COURSE CUTBACKS ARE NECESSARY S TUDEN

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St i • Ill l's 1 DI I I iks kris or axing faculty I ,av eft .ir Outraged Health and Social Care students II., • ■stormed his office IJib. this week furious N1111111 Nid..crPilcultv over the failure of officials to Comma Sue flortinni communicate LMU's gate HhlXhluu plans to shut down Ftrihton their faculty. The Clair E.ittcant). Blip. Vice-Chancellor Infie. retracts his 'no Leith' I eh. comment' and takes the page to put the ..„ record straight. -,11. I'' •• I Ehits Student last week had a front- Lpage headline threatening war with my sell' as the enemy. It was an et, e-catching headline but it did not do much for the cause of truth. you olul41 have said "et tvennuein LAIN tintvinsIly Pictures Willem Swim% funding by 5 per cent each Morgues year'. Less punchy. perhaps. Sarah nits Is but more informative. 1 1 is PoUtto the iinplical ions of this 1.4111 les1111 in CtlilINCs..3,411111Ullip us Tina Burreft government policy which I. planned; value anti quality of Ricoh the ►ev along with vice-chancellor, degrees Icing unaffected: no sluff ft BY LESLIE WAGNER pith hisses: nithiagetntlif OVetiteads Production across the count!). am being reduced. 1.1e1-1 catchy sieve c.umet, currently tackling. Keaveney headline', but the truth. VICE-CHANCELLOR, LMU Olivet Quinn The difficulty with racey The outcome itt this proposal headlines and poptilarist news would he that ull teaching staff and Science stories is that they distort rather most administrative stiff next rear 174ivid Adam than explain the issues. would he in the same offices. with Alex Kit hot Slogans such as 'no CLIC are 1hr saire colleagues operating in Hutt MvIC..=-Not ncalungle. Leeds Memmolitun the Name whiarl unit:fang the Has Leeds Student I 'Itiverkity has to ivdtace its sans slUdenis 1411 the %AMC CAHltsCs intuiting by i?..3 million each year as if they Sere in the Faculty of been too hard on Health and Social ('roc ∎ .tet the nett Ihter yaafS Like all our students. I wish we did not Our Leslie? 1.1.41 1...36311 have to, but we do ll we we to hat the proite.sal will 1131L. ,our sirs with rho Lena% %trident poll 1 ,1., ,nn•ive The intelligent responw is achieve O. a reduction of I,. 4.4. how hest can we d■1 it with Wmanagentent overheads Mai Darn ricer 01111111Pr seur-Ane• tai. A/11411110•1111111111111111‘111 Own thithothith claitiags'11101111.,1111-s44S mid ....47 1.::11! L231.10110 a tear YES... and teaching 121,41.,1 X 10 winch would have to he Whro ,,,nti.,11' man:! e1., .11 the I oittkl othecsvi4e l'o t1.1111111: ICS.111M1 He's doing the best he can IL rill versily mei III tleilik t1,00. 111 po..1s •Hil mullet Fog,: Willi:1i has,: u in difficult circumstances Jell W111111.o.,11u;p1oni. 1.ok.,41,edi direct attect its lea fling and Ifies,LiyCS cITIVIC..:411,4h11.11 related to Icantior 010cm...old sun We o. amea ill Vie- neat Ilir., yv31, iris going ‘illeetiord I hr illaal its ill curses to aerial/id iill ■te 4111144111 dei.:11sults and ill' et eiv iliittF piKsibIe lit 31111t1 I kill 110: Ittill,10 find ktialige tAlrriptIlSo13. 10111111,111gh.A, II 1.151 misclifilly toll gi4c11 the stask 11.4. 31 14114( I. haorcriiii• al other reality It Ille iiiiitlihr sttitatioii, NO... 1/11.‘RTNII NI' M. ye. or114”!1.474-.. !, 041 1.1,1/1 1,111,V. 11131 change 1,.. inc, ■thle 5.1,. s•,Ilentitie, .. nue aic al with talking .ilvpill LMU Is the latest in a tediiiid.alvi.:, 'St, tat sit h.,,,,- series of 'unmitigated ..iv..aled ihal I !urn,: u. , • .in disasters' ....ohm., i., .1, ■,.. Editorial hotline: Vile 1.,,,rm ,,a1 1.-..1111hille •11... (0113) 243 4727 .11!oilin.4431;•3, • 4 Ili,: I .4-oli.. ■II Advertising hotline: HcAlfh and 'ii,. ,al (i.e with ski; . it call Helen White-oak en Alt, 1:ioliiir.: 11.1 Ii whivNcoil' . plrl ,1,11' 11.111.G._ • /0113) 231 4251 or .,,.4 • ,,,,, , .■,• , 3 ...I'll .41, ,1313. II III %mien!, io.1 114 FLASHBACK Last week's offending front page Alf an, ehafki-ri at 5,01, 'kr mono, 0850 468 543

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lis is one of the best moments of insp.,. nuts and timer kelsahs. Boer meant no Irak no my life. At last I can truly agree sugar and can provide all of a perton's recommended This new theory can daily intake cif water. II doesn't nit teeth like Coke that sex, drugs and 89th minute T bounce kids off the. walls like orange squash or make help you look like Kate *inners against Port Vale really are you look a winker like dun flavoured water with a Moss - but only as part overrated and that such temporary twist ul hull illicit pleasures rail to come close to the The God-like Professor Williams has also called of a calorie controlled the an end to the myths surrismding beer which. lie natural and exhilarating high which pants out. ha, been male and consmtied for over five diet. can be caused by a simple everyday thousand yews. Presumahh, the: myths benders to are event. Mc+ Ines ah0111 it leading 111 health problems and riot In yew', to come I will it:member this die ones bettered by ilighy players duo its intake limes Monday miming with them trot' loveable clowns whose rany antics have the Old liar in stitches, or Scousers who reverence and it will bring a believe all this media hollock_s about ,smile to the coiner Of my Prof Davi lav &raid being the witty city and think mouth during even my Williams has they ate Cur Wilde after a couple of jars darkest. blackest moods. I Ever swot the moon Egyptians first merely said that beer earcrimenied with home hewing and was browsing through cuter up with those .illy p.m pyramid- the paper when if happened, is good f or you thared ci-firrth, peopk hose trial to Marne there tucked away at ihe beer for something. The Vielonuns bottom of the page was the because it tlw sigtit it larva is-table. the Yanks evattried hunntng it and iI is still used iLs a flimsy news that changed my life contains vital escuse for impotence by hug-mouthed forever. loth:trim without elough lead in their -Beer is good for you. it proteins. Ha, pencil Nut mote will such slanderous contains vital pmteMs and alkgatioro hr acceptable. s itamms. can even help to ha ha. "Beer is hencticial fur human health and promote weight loss and. in fad. the Infrequent Flush, resulting hum A am be viewed as a compkte flood". Ha. ha. ha. liuk over-indulgence is On =won to brand it as contrary motif wellbeing.- Professor Witham, told ha. ha. ha, ha. ha. Ira. ha. ha, ha_ ha. ha. ha. hat adoring en rods arf well.sabehers from his Presidential ha. ha ha_ lat. ha. ha, ha. ha. ha. ha. ha_ ha. ha. balcony yesterday When xumbined with mclii ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha, ha_ ha, ha. ha. ha. ha. her similar reset:Mons allow red Wine deictiling ha, ha, hit. Sony. still haven't quite got used to it. etifilestelnk idextitilie lighting depression and that Honestly it's true. a scientist in Wales has said so going jogging knackers your knees. life doesn't sorrn and I for one am willing lo take his expert so bad after all opinion over the lies and half-truths vivid by 1 Intortunately. the news that hcer is gist' fie- sou runiour-mongers, meddling doctors and ill- will hnng its own pitfalls. It will LWOW tit priceand informed parents. Sainsbury will Markel a. DWI) tAr...1the velum. but 'This newly °ahem' pain on sailor stialents is don't be dissuaded As soon its the load kivers realise their I wi elitre plastic bottles of hest Hitler an' 100 Pmfessm David William tithe University of Wales. that per cent umbasdegraiatilc lend produaid through the He says rhea the menu, orbiter have bom overlialksist Yea:kik it wilt pone asp. became of its untold as•SOCi talon with tat Waters and esplaitluicxo Ut dCrent.CICS, It ma for their sensitive coo-tnendly dispositaats and that a drinker's •icer-belty., often mistaken as the result of them coifing twelve pints of Pedigree a night, they'll he hack on ale caner mice before you Wu say is emit I y caused by them stuffing their faces with whose nun!" Cloning around Pic Daniel Homes. LLt ILI _Y She sheep has been all Isehastng ui eua'ulf the politicians and dismayed Rai pn making headlines this week as same way with no signs of tree Lauren whose new rang.c of the successful result of a thought or individuality have shirts won't he ready in time. cloning experiment outraged the chureb. angered now seven months old, was cloned loan a single cell and is Identical in every way hi het Smooth Operator genetic mother. ably down a telephone Sllnllur expeemients with i u 1.• so the Neck to info , 11.11 Link pi e lei- humans are now within teach Bni ish Tole:tan who are AFC the. worth "i don't want 'Iiilkworks' is available although many are questioning advertising their book 10 talk about IL" whilst his tree at the moment, will cosi the ethics of such a teaching pis,plc how to have rl Friend looks wistfully a liver soon. but is ptithal development 'The haute twin: rewarding into the distarav dreaming of available halt-puce on possibility of an Orwellam race conversations a bloke who really knows Men:ury if you check the Of mindless. identical people Underneath a picture of it how to express his feelings, small print 9 I0 1 EEDS STUDENT Flay Fetxuary 28. 199:

2 .Eil u2/D7 Will you be making it Friths) Bclwevn upni .tifil I I 4 Sprii, it Anutteitt Ilan was harken'ken into IVI DESIGN FOR LIFE North Hill road Thiei es igai lied curry by cliniliing a ;drainpipe In a 9.icorid flair hut iwhere they fenced a windov, or faking it? Ethat wa_.: slirlilly Oar A Hi -1'1 d Cl). were stolen. HASSLE free degrees BY ANDY MILK 1 Between 9 lllprn and I .45ani. are on offer on the Studies, Business Studies and 1hurclar. , Oat.% a dustbin Education from Leeds through the window or a 110111.4e. interne) to anyone who CritVerialy as well as Masters Park party in; Brudenell road and once has the money. degrees from Sheffield and a WORLD famous pop group inside, pm's:rested h force Mid friiin Iti( ford Teaching standard', and U2 are set to play it huge open Bat doors They smle. ti exam marks don't mailer - open air concert at playstatiork games Qualifications Roundhay Park din and a CT), all you need is a credit Prices range from C30 fin a summer, wrirea Sarah card. By visiting a wcbsite GCSE pass fur one subject to Schofield SaltitratiY based in the UK and £70 for an Arts degree front a The show. which II Pal Between f1.11lplti and 9 141pni• pa.ssing on your credit UK university, The Liverpool- of the nipmgnsup's thieves broke into a ground Card details. you too can based company offer certificates worldwide tour. will take floor flat un North Hill ion& to anyone without asking fur any place on August 211 and is choose from a range of by forting 64 window and real academic quahlicarnms. one of man) big outdoor bending hack protective bar.. "replacement" educational Second year Sociology attrecnons In Leeds thts A large number ot CDs were certificates including ,tittleni John Moron was year. stolen. GCSEs. FINDs and interested to hear about the A limpkte Iasi year's Degrees. curnnany_ "Well it would save faw fluor 'Puny in the Park. Munday me a till of work and a kit of which returns to Temple Certificate money If I'd have known Newsam in Jul), is the V97 wean Ilam arid 11 3fkun, before, I would have paid the event. also In he held at . ' s es raided sever-al flats In The Educational £Th rather than the i4000 I'm Temple New-stun. The 2 day St Mark 's crannies They Certificate Replacement paying now " festival in Angulo will itlei ined access to the propert) The site hal been shut down feature Blum, giants Met Service advertises Ns wares by an insectire main titan and as suitable for people who at its current location due to For the more cultured pits:ceded to kick their way there will be the area air have lost their original legal pressure from academic into flats A portable CD instittalCals but the owner of the 'Opera in the Park' and player. CDs. hank cards and a W certificates or those who eiimpany still operates the 'Ballet in the Park' in July consent were stolen. have never had the chance to BUILDING ON PAST SUCCESS: Teams of arehitechts from 40, ice by post and intends to set and a classical ouncat with gel a university education. both LMU and Leeds University gave presentations of their up a new webstle in the near (fireworks.., al Kalman Abbey Compiled by The example certificate listed plans to redevelop the waterfront to a panel of lodges. The future in September. inchinit• Lici:rer!, ni Son I Anna Carter results will be announced next week Pic: Nathan Thomas

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LEEDS STUDENT Fndav February 28. 10st 11 tlf Porn row breaks out after two new union scandals 0911.1 Dodgy directives OVER 400 people were lelt waiting for an boor for a talk LOADED QUESTION on travelling to centime Once, by exphsrer Robin Hanhury Tentson He was lute after he got Ias i on his way to the talk in Lei miler Cold comfort OF DECENCY ROW 108-HI iNTIN(; Aide I, CENSORS who banned The Nun ha%c het n Wiggins. 2,4. was cierperutel.. ,.)eye to I:lint:btu% it role a'i at! branded hypocrites after giving free tidy trtisint2 skating ,upervi,or III to controversial men's magazine Loaded. Cardin' until his psospectis, bosses Southl out that ht. file popular men.s BY SHIRAZ LALANI ,kart monthly title, which features pornographic Can't ctirr‘ lotA• picirireA and celebrates 1181 "'midi:sinless-. will he , his ads ettised on the Lt 0111 r 112 t'o Fre-Aar-4 wetssite for !hate Months tree 1,1 • Gars It. Coliority.. 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It's assess have beefl nominated FredIxecA Is nut on the mum probably about the same as as -worst double act- in get out the greries LUU webute which is chased as Hollywood's Golden in loaded'ocs first month's advertising. but I don't an academic site and so not Raspberry awards for their supermodol sweep really know at the moment." allowed to advertise tide m the 111111 'Butil The move has come mulct tire Instead II can Ite (fond at ns from pri,Strre eampaigners its it iecdhack,rrg,ui. well Its wmucri'S. Komp. Emotionally drained Finalist Ben Burke Davies ECSTATIC learner driver POSING BOUGH: How Loaded might look if the magazine gave tree advertising to Gary Bouch raged -This Is blatant hy pocrtsy. Becky Williams from and his pals at LW Graphics Oily Quinn 'They bun Sun because of page Bournemouth threw her car keys into the air after learning that she had passed her driving test • only to ace them drop straight down a dram. Stressed and High fibre food Porn storm depressed? 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A BREAKTHROUGH in the look eight days and SIN bOtIle• treatment in dcpsessilm is being ul ketchup to complete the .01.41111 HI a Inniof new slimly. over vid ad nir3 Jn lirpkinvot task HARD-core pornography L -lid putting up the poster .1nd last year a !daily is openly on sale at LULL - Yea' 11:411 15' In contruvento to of con ciuded that being a student is Honesty pays all our policies " Bruce Hartley_ and a poster advertising the most strwiful oixtipulion FORTUNE was smiling on Futtunee and Administration there is the illegal videos has hottest taht•driver Peter Officer refused to comment on Researchers at Leeds Biliols from Basingstoke. been officially endorsed the situation, University are eondtletthg an by the union. wrnes or 430 Men and Hard:, when he returned 050 Filth rnYestigiui. telt in hi, rah by a passenger - Chrislopher Blake. women who will be theldial mai his litter ,.rtiliettle Won flit The poster. offering Shortly after the poster had three groups some receising 'rime anii 'wit the following "highly erotic American been displayed a grafliti artist psychological treatment. mane w . niedieution alone. and others a eek style porn', was authorised had defaced the poster. *Ming -this filth should not be combination of both. with a union stamp dated Roasted roast sanctioned by LIAJ" Patients suffering Inert Febniary 19. This approval Jill Dryburgh, a First veal ikTrx-ssitin are to he refened by TWO firemen were involved means the 'rosier has- to chemist echoes! this "I don't their (11k tram u least twenty in u dare -devil hid - to save comply with the Limon think it should have gone up, I medical practises annual Leeds, their mural's roust. Steve and constitution which expressly don't know how Exec can ‘a!, including the university's own Dave Baker managed to put prohibits "all racist. sexist 010 knits.. nothing about they student medical practice. out a kitchen bln/e alter mum and homophobic material " run this place lifter all. Its Exec Di Anne Rees of the Beryl burnt the Sunday lunch - his should be held Psystiolisgical Therapies hut they were all snides after Discretion tesponsible Research Centre stated'Tire learning that she had void the Finalist Mutt 'Acim overall aim or the study is to six linm. who: pd,hicr, - go up k Ilrc disaereed "It's a free world. Math treat Mete Is Riled, clrit ii 1.11Linline responsihility of Exec. you should he able to buy Hi/wryer, sit wish to .ltd} especially it the poles hit, hatever you want .It's only a hit depressant not only tri Its autit: Compiled by w Research has revealed that nothing is more Coll Lime: slat content fastnta " phase, but also to see how pelvic DEPRESSED: sit student Pie: Nicola Ouayle Mali Genever Costello. Woniett'• officei at deal with iC stressful than being a 11 EMS STUDENT Frriay Fehmary 1497

Ber in: time You don't mess with Berlin. It's the hardest city Fascists have rampaged through it. They've bon in half with a concrete wall. Yet, clutching the r(

HE. bandages are sacrificed at the alter ill bland underground ■411 slowly being 'turn architecture. But the homage to mink peuiple that tell you that the white walls titril T unwrapped. You o can't just paper over a scar party u.ts o.er by '92 antl. that Beam 11.ts 1.!uine chain-stone cummert at nail that deep. So a line or nO A 1.1111 were us fullg. Berlin !slicks twit tin% take vuu by the hi ering, cranes stand erect !init ots. up to Ihe a honsical •iiu a siciOs !east against the sky-line. creating is{ the back-pack hound,. ite.s. Find your ot a 'new' wall. sy mholie of v..1101 a We of 1%0 ClIleN but wandri aroued it .1 dn crse mis indruidualli) and culture iu Iticredig the corporate invasion east encourage: cord tallitu. Huth fig the pit Plctarila. and the I ;o, ernment 1.1dditt", ate, II determination to make Berlin maim!, art and architecture se..anid. hand ,Ilur work Glilfflrl is the high art ill over the city Berlin home again. statement bete awl everything I. int atm it6 cato, at BItit id has hecu -.heti and pen cal:P.:IN It tr t be spray.can Nharhloh .:111 writ many of the achiugl!, Ficautiftil masque. they probably teach It at Itintrislin id, poi builthm!u: in the East have heel' Nehuot By contra:A the 4.11)1 y0U N_Vd kis sweet beer. and a Words by BERNADETTE McNULTY

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THE CRUCIBLE OIR: NICHOLAS HYTNER STARS: WINONA RYDER

Witch-hunts a plenty and false accusations will only result The girlie show in one unholy mess. JUSTIN PENROSE sees if he's spellbound by Arthur Miller's classic play adaptation

can get tier hatlan unit JollU fi, , . t is fitting that screenplat adapted by Massuch wont+ iota n of Salem Miller himself, it is in 11192. the film is based (Dliy-Lewl id, As a result a • rthur Miller's twisted web is spun insulting in a around a Net of simple. yet classic talc of perhaps unsurprising that conspiracy of Iles from which The Crib IN( cot tie. up urnartng facts that Miller witcher) makes its there t• no escape. I smelling tit roses Indeed. lured% sticks by The stopaei Of the moral and cinematic debut the film is as enthralling In the puritanical. soeietall issues in thte piece is Ncith this utmost superstitious world od the 17th highlighted hrilinintly as It as the play. it Just Isn't century a group of y,Sung girls rosaries on the rebitionghip perfect screen very pretty viewing. are spotted frolicking wantonly between John and Elizabeth representation . set III the small in the wood, Pteicti1T and their elasstc tragedy. et :artbyisni, !istern with hunts. 'the With a cast lit Auer some 01 the girls tall Proctor is it man with a terrible enreibk - relevant to today'! 'Pah' die fur. into uncoutociousne•s the dilemma. A nun with phy sielang blame MIIAP /lad it conscience he tr laced will the M1011 sneer. but I beg to differ. This is wonderful witch hunt ensucc. To defend decision of whether to admit to a nut a play about the practice of making cinematography unsubstantiated accusations of and Menisci% eN the groap'+ leader. Communist leanings. or a play Maud the and the wiliiaani, ithe rigorous campaign to expose pagan. excellently conniving but lo the gallows . superstitioits dissenter. on the pretext of perhaps not powerful enough After a relatively slow start safeguarding public oelfare. This play is about Mama Ryder) implicates a the film explodes 1111(7 a wattling more than a hunch of screaming, to umber of village worneit iii 311 oneindranunte but never lei.s than hysterical girls. Novo what could hr more Htlempil to free the group 5111 thrilling story. Miller is relevant than dial? the accusations unction Willy to be congratulated I itrl ooh mks has heves beeti so. i ale • ont .Lc hi particular Abigail on) his EMI, allaplation, but the girls not continually up in arse about StlilletillfiV. lotuses her wrath on pftshltsflints aft' the ones who and wung m..cmcillaingly manipulidlic peer ElltAbcfh PrOd1), 4u PP" 17ferkl,Urt to conjure up support and feminine purer than the dnven exe -1 bondnig. feminine unity, feminine strength' -1 Ake snow Juan Allen) in an 41, the whole (amino movement. The suffragettes attempt to get her the +W111,0111 Preklii: ;It tt,e were no more than it label of screaming .,• ih•it fir pot , hysterical gtrIx. Wonderfully effective thank (kid. but cull a hunch of %creaming ltyglerical %viatica As were du women fighting for Ihetr nibs idler the Second Wm Id %id. As %very the aeornen In the 1 ,1544 `• liberating thein■etse+ .anal discos cline and using the corgracepti ve pill A• are the IN Itlif c campule..ners in the mo. abortion dehate. today you need look no further than you: flatmate to seek a sal.'...11111111: h:vnirrh..;11 girl. Aid what are then screaming about now Ittglit•, sa omen's minitnoes. work. recognition I fert notThe sinner Tiic are screanline about weight. ducts. slimming. fasting. calones. salads. eerier). ceders outline, tro.ct sill g1.11•,4: and a•totliisilitg. hi, h) COO). and the par pre% Sill C 111;13CC, 0,11 •111'0 1 ).1, I 1 ' "./.11 1. Itarr wItt• W.11111111! 11, 5,, 1,s paint with his hair. /4111Y.0 111;w •ite 1,1•..::!,, than hi-r-.. a110,4; is ■Tli pro I ■pre ' vottilti sintiUltieft at ins s a.mtty'' and coagulated this inethoci wring in ptiltrUties mill: r \sli, ...... * 10-,:s s,,,Vcii 11.11.1si 11,, ,, h., .11,ip, II 1/4, Idri. kohdli Sit, true to hum. good 'The Lust on the Mohican.. The Age Ivo.1,. (in I, tic ,,tuurre then tri-rit.1•. att.t lruskm( man, ,sr he must he un out ill boss ever. alut In the Name Of ehttektng tip tic., Woe mid ...t.or.t.ts.10 u • II, '.1111 aeld-t1U1 banwnl rile 1.011e1 Hultman. aiita.e.A.1 NI/II n.itilt: tl thes 'C Isti.1 ll ,01,1 , Falling in tote u tub him was ma Foully lie's hack on the big COM11111111111,111 and ,til.:11.. tat! ,rre no 11 ,11;701 OW 1), .. Mticnn Ittn he appeared nit A screen as Julia Nocior in The enemies This tune 1,.., Ph, I, s ,1.1 Si , ‘,:il,.%1 .01.., 1,11E11 • 1.15 11. k,sat, a till .ns,a,a .out ea,io it sun tl iti d,lr His method al:ring has V.1111C11, Wititilla and ,:., ',1C.,1111T11_,,J1.hb 101,q.,111i. ;'I •, 1.11 1,11,- 1,- i • • c..11: allied here, inolte didn't have that the courtroom I• the ittaki fake show. Then 1.11,1 II, ,, \ ft,-,,row 4i; attml s% tiil W11%00.0,1110 Nutt the you'll teed right at home and up to date If this 1,,..1 ,,cd 1/2• link seems ro thin. Iltrn and slight for you, then ■S tt.L. ot,. sly ttis,l , ' tile I nr,i,I■4:11. so Ile ., Crust %s ill, its (tads There's alway • snooker in Shelfield totto..1 out .].1 Ill, rik I 1011,11,- ■• 11,..101.. Its, 111.- nitl,l he the IX•N tl 1.111 lut,h I r, • 1,1.11111 l•thpte.1 Clare Lister tktt.t, toot 1■11.-,m ill' I I 1•11, pla.‘cti his NI, I et, 1•o—t Clare Lister arts

her career However. for the appears to he especially unfair to The shots of smiling, cheering hammers home a rnosage that powerful and hysterical role of director Nicholas Hytner who also laces us the 'witches' are pushed would be wonh heeding today Abigail Ryder's demure missed slut with The Madness of to their death is chilling to the Apart from being thought appearance leaves tine thinking King George Hytner is in control extreme provoking and heart breaking this whether she was the correct choice of his subject matter and directs Although a thinly disguised movie is an overeltie version of one for the role. Nevertheless this is this stellar east with great skill. metaphor for the MeCartliyist of the greatest plays of all time. perhaps a little unfair and does not Indeed, it is this mastery that communist witch hunts of the '50s This is an intensely absorbing detract troth the enjoyment factor creates the finishing touch that the film still has a poignance that account of fascinating subject The shining suir of the film though leaves the viewer with the feeling makes it relay sato today's mutter but if may not appeal to all is Joan Allen She puts In a heart that you have just been treated to it society. What Millet's classic play Nevertheless, even if your idea of wrenching performance as the Mal film. Some of the camera illustrates tit us is that once mass culture is ten pints and a curry injured Elizabeth Proctor and work and the scenic shots are hysteria is injected into a situation It should not he dismissed . itiorourzhly deserves her iixcar superb, while the tension that is society has in had a scupesout to moult:num for best supporting built up in the coun scene Mottle solve its problems Overall. The. Crucible is :wiress. audience on the edge of their seals majority rule was dominant in the rrieoard nn Fr•lulu/et It is mystifying that ilus Hytner Ow succeeds in tune of the Salem and the 28 eticellent feature w as overlooked building up the final scene to au McCarthyist witch hunts and it is for the other maim accolades. This emotional and disturbing climax still the case today. The film thus

W suns Ryder. Even her !ter first tess roles suggt:sted .• lhrir ri.ind!, aie altitude. inrios:crux• although F.111,iii name seems somewhat low status tor her acting career and then in Montauk, where Hawke could melt aver the ethereal. She might pans in Rectlejuler. and (teat compared with Chet she iippeared chastest of ice queens have lived with such moody Halls of Fire. but betore long slit a complete angel Well svlio So_ at last in The •rucibi, ■ men as hinny Repp, amt been was tact 41, 111(• Winima outxt,..lic 1101 1.1,11, 1 ■■■ lined with many more. but .1,:culetil al' rituisi•rct in ::filer ti ••111,' di Iii I vr kl,i, .Hi • :-.. Winona comes across as being Ilea Ulet+. 11.11ed in hi Nli 1"1.1,1 .• ■■11i. one chaste spirit_ Ito V1,111..11_1 • 1.1,-, ■11,11 • [•SAL l 1, uii 11 tier -fresh J laxs li.ok, pale ▪ ..LIPACil:t1Cli his. f,10 111, 1,111MM, ha ss h,• s ,1 111 sin, contrasted with lark hair, • 111.11,1e-, .01,1..111,111 pace willi such irinoi..-eihr In "Ilia• l',51,1o71-1 1.111111111s (.-.1tn:111( .light ti urc.in I sweet voicv. alt 1101(1111y that coq ' t solo letior ell"... or 0,1Itt ..t1,211 \d1;1111 s141111i1 thr •intee•I that she should spoil,' ins. wail. Fol,. vol.:, 111 I '11 Ya aril Mii• 11,tiacn Tillfn it a 'tic mg. and lisr pettitaiierols hiii [WI SV11111111,• +.1111 otiiisc 1, ■01, a trite in krah(y Cloud nine Hearted tolerate at erli tar. CS 1211 if HJr, rurally h,...4,1g her Clare Lister 6 Jules Friday February 28 1997 hat's 0 What'. quint' up and down in the juice hot 1)1 films hit ',swath.? THE comma Arthur lalltur s classic. A Inch, 1,11. •.•1, 1471 Oltki*11,11.. , 1 vv r Mars attacks Hollywood. Tim Burton's wild and wacky humour C:130 (Al, • •• • 014••■••• returns in this space age caper. PHIL STEEL sees if the earth LIARS ATTACKS el moves for him, and wishes the aliens would abduct Tom Jones spool =2 11,14, 1..t., . .1111"2.11, 'A. .1,111111! 511.,i11114 Meant% hilc Nnholsoti stars .41).gesi ill .11 111,- ,:111 ,11111141 lo the mtlitary who a. both t'rrsislent James Dale and 'As, ■011111101:1‘ 1111.:1,,,111:1131e 1,111r ive jeep. in identii.al 111,41t1C Las Vegas properly ••—•-•••••. MARS ATTACKS 111101101 111111, 1-11 11.11,tor). where green uniforms doing and Avon); developer An Lund, happy to wbeivit ph a is the least willow: Alm-, Present is Inc calm, nuke money. even if it', frum GRACE OF MY important consideration. logical stientigi who is phased by accommodation for Vitliaa'S nom HEART 01R:11M BURTON Nostalgic 60' Moreover. despite an astounding nothing, here in the formula other worlds. Marlin Shun makes ° Meigood STARS. JACK NICHOLSON array of actors - Jack Nicholson. pipe-smoking Pierce Itnisnair an appearance as the President's amnia 41. Glenn Close. and Annette Bening "Don't worry," he advises, while a press secretary no less useless ItIc Idea)! he earth is in to name hilt a few • it's the aliens pair of big-hrained, skull-foe at than his boss. and Sylvia Siditey is 41711r1111 who are the mom impressive - and Martians with bulging bloodshot a senile, deaf /old granny who is trattri* le • peril. A full- hilanow. • part of the cast. eyes stare into a camera. we may Completely obli v hank; the theme w • trans! scale alien Looking slightly surreal. they run look equally as ugly to them.• invasion Present too are Michael invasion is RANSOM - about, zapping innocent 4. Fos. Sarah Jessica Parker. mtagallidis underway. ei•ilium and perksrming Danny DeVito and Natalie a0nd opal& Mel TWho'll save Earth this e*penments 4711 Portman. Some of this amazing calma paxunw disembodied humans Cast appear in no mare than hit the kidnappm limds Chile? with unmistakable glee_ parts, and, niwilless to say. not all indented paying the That's actually a tough That is essentially a of them escape being fried alive. n{13.11.411. tern d10111:11 question In answer. hcs,:ause tan blatantly athied it, comic spout - with MOM tamn rat... R.14 arm+. from the moment a heel of emphasis on the at , Alirli IS basically burning cattle stampede across old than the heroics of Ti hut the actors Tararen't here to win Ossms., RERCE the semen. you know that Independence Day - but 5 CREATURES - things aren't going to he at all it's cleat Hunan holds Just to run Around hysterically, Clans and Co Conventional. Welcome to the the original8-names in which they do quite well. whilst III back again. Z.., world of Tim Burton. Inspired high resrant. because all around them. Las Vegas, amps, feral id this Washington. and countless other by a series of 70s trading the old elements an mediocre crawly that ka presem • and done cities, are razed to the grennul ALfraxia, A FaA c.a./ cards. and the tradition of '50s perfectly from whirring This may he it comedy, but sei-fi 13-movies. Mars Marks! mo • • ow... flying saucers with Men running thmugh Mors Ana k.' is depicts the tnvuders as I iule a Vein of dark and mune humour green men with oversized which is typical SHINE - qui" Austeafirr, , heads and ray guns, who want of Tim But 0 nothing mote than to fry the Se there arc entire human race. Pitched plenty tit against them is a group grizzly

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SHE'S THE ONE STARS: KM KMMAN, JOHN • Baba filled 0 roma& MALKOVITCH obniady_ Two 1 hootheo put oily & Mr Ming through Prirtroii dlc leisis LAI . licit 1-ierhari, Lite mo...t JO 1111ki On the srus-s, love .111.411orn• I•Likt ,tunnel nom of a Lady is rather like acimf v..1- fro:, hut ( J,Ifithmg quints ti.a, what annoteJt tne in the Primal+ teem t.i .tchs Ito:nt:12th III ienitoicd ‘vein,:-.1 iu u1,rl. in /he $$lies. and .,:dbel .1.rchcr watching your roof S ing I '!.ard had merely having 1 sexual I aniasy with Mier leak. It is irritating. you are ankpendein molded been icpenlest by men on lie: bed. Campion esen helpless to do anything it. so liconne 111 tlefiffil.:` 'anipinn to in has a piano in it and y on would you sit and wish it would 114' Ribel mm .1 VIM). el,ecs,• nn have thought she'd be sick of assay. This film hi more nritaiing and P., "Vol I The those. Oh anti she dimities the tedious than—the hook. Jane trustiati 11C ai own alls,e whole ending id the hi x-ii■ I:amnion's second ram ithe it ;0111, tit11,1: • .1 I Beautiful though the land:4.41p.; first being the well received C5 ti' 17.111,I1v Lull OM)• he, 41111 IM.SWeVer Tin Pirzaol should have been ouitse if beonsie %per!. aillfaCtiSC Kaman JudLV In. a is, it does nil) detract form the eight octaves holler than Jam Malkoviti rnenn'a !tile had front ‘1.1dvr... boredom which this film 004* thi.s. heel whisked ankle Tlic only reason for going. lit see THE PHANTOM - Comic The cast rs fantastic. Anil stria banter. •• straight from particularly this tam is to watch the 2u:omit tit displays incredible potential !IL l.• 111111 1101 !. set of farm, ere .)Lovell on Mr pertained by virryotte Nicole I,: idman in the lead a, LearoortA and .taintal. angle' else in the cinema The tune la 1111 , .11,1, ••••-r• Isabel Aniter. supported by plonked down in Ms sitters ark: the would has e passed movie quickly I. A IIL411,::1711.; Ivy Barbara Hershey' and holm beiwtilut Horemme new rrr tcrpretativc had I simpli, reicad the 650 pagc ,11,11 III Malkosilt•ll However. the Isabel V01.11 • 111.11 .11 butulott to Pnrrran of a slitter lot has such lk in the book was tar 4C1111,sexl ?tom &ay. Typecast • none like carats as modern Caloric in ., personal readings of Clare Lister ridiculous teenage girls giggling and IB arts 7 A SHORT PLAY ABOUT SEX AND DEATH

plr7miL or thew still SW PIN WV WU convalescing Fafter last IdglRwlil111W1i8 year's football fever, the prospect of a play set during the semi-final of Euro '46 Is about as appealing his Richard Bicycle on a full no ion. Floss eser..4 Short Play About Sex and Death uses broths!l simply as a catalyst to bring to a crisis the tension that arises when one woman Sonny 1, shares a flat with three men - one or sN hum is a vs-impish intellectual i Xavier t. and of the remaining two t Liam and Nathaniel). both are fiercely patriotic football fans. hut only one is English. The 11,2 01 syYloylit in tills No111.011,1. onprc.soc file ,:laustittrh,•hi,• atmosphere Is emphastsed by the patine bloc and orange set and by the primary Yoh KU'S won. by three of the charnels:1N. Xavier's1)1151111Y11 :1• YOUtIlligr is appareM by the dratines • his cult. it is only Nathan's top whicht•iertesdi) matches the set and tiant.l. I itcrutton truni oppression and milky as weknoW it is signified by the nhedifingsd his bright yellow l'-dart and the displaying of delightful while Y- fronts Tim Hinton in the aliens' lust for tlirecliontessnos, Which brings ate to comedy_ ranges holds the w hole thing together. Exclusive Tim Burton destmetion of odious human 'let the ritos ie. despite its bad You may love it or hate it, quite from Men finhatine Bad/v style ladilish wit. to being patches. is eminently likeable The possibly at the same tithe. Rut go interview next week in Juice farce :ad then to black burnout akin to that of White the images of invasion timelessness of this kind of sci-fi is and soy Mars Attacks' because it rs Sitaif•oo. C;frave, Each ut the characters are inspoed. the ecimplere lack of a CloOked well. and the cast camp it 411.11FC like ;Natant; you have ever numaged in raise u laugh through rile hnaton!Is mat plot means Thai bilking the up as much as possible. And, ler% wen, or will rver 'WC again written si. ripe. hat it %%a, lohr, pkit, , 1.1.1m ,51 hri II iant ly i nue Mari se scenes arc a fare tt, the premise of Me film it. Nathaniel .111y1 1171 ,10 are more not malty any less ludicrous than the mom initmalaling. ochre.[ .114 conlidcm hew passages which prrfiimt+tl ea sliihiouQ. and the film doesn't thud of .S.Anne cl.latieter.,110.1C,10.1A.IV a little me:rot} pical Whether this w its mall), get going mail the aliens Independence intentional or not was unclear, but diced have lauded Al these points. when an. though theatre's a funny old game Ihr k'Aki overact as if the entirC that, admittedly. Jenny Cm:numb thing is in ipru‘ised. its tempting didn't include a to %volute', Just how Warner lose affair allowed this film to get made. Yet Iseuverts two when the Martians nrr on iiA:reerr. it evet-cti bends hectrati. clear Juni what n talent film is Tim Burton has for imagining the III pints THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS unimagittubk. inunensely Swinging between hrilliarke amt enn ly utile mid looks. Noodle on the other hand has the ruin leaves at ‘•thers ;tinnily throughout_ cheekbones like razors hut set" -Ortiple102. ignorant i ii resembles u the ',ismer 4. little umtairs. So. when a caller to where it's pang to go next. This is questionable IMO ABOUT CATS AND DOGS her radio station ask', Abby out she Mot 41ei:viAarily a bad thing. but mess such an apt oachdemands a prat Nevertheless, DH MCRAE lfIMININ sends Noelle instead, degree of kWh on the part of the though it's far what ensues rape,. usel I Aisne the audiersce, if its tk'l to come aeross from perfect, $1ARST DMA INDRMAll irmal tuts-taken Memo sisal due to sumo as aim scatty there's a certain uextion : who would a bloke perceptive writing and a sweet peannnance Trutt Hen Chaplin who OcCibilintally, Mars Artactid totes childlike rather have - Playboy's slip into apparent enthusiasm that Illallaget to do the charming Englishman play mate of the year or tel without the annoying stammering of Ti ne's woman of the year tough Gram Likely to strike a chord ? Yep It's the brains versus beauty girls yetnitultarly.io grab the video, Cinema debate. Ahhy has the former, but a tmthiple hats or (AK:Ante and ent•4 major inferiority complex alaltli her Lucy Guy DIR: A lLISON ANDBIS GRAcE of my HEART STARS: I L1EAHA OHMS, MATT OILLON MOONLIGHT AND VALENTINO ostalgia: it's a powerful depicting, al/CY:Mk of 11111/1101(ttu_k skikpiCli51.1k and ire is sioS;c3 t_lit.ttaztit thing. .knd like it or change for the pop oatsis industry - is coittlo.etL Needle,is to tint all this it music which is the star the course of the hate it, Grace of Alv and its the ressIlsed tlinnitInfut N here. The stnindiniek is full of weft- AND VAlf /Ulla ti I n 1. as rile) collie to terms w ith tta,:h /lead oozes it. Opening in the judged pastiches, than chirpy rock ,,ther and ittemselse, Iahtet Ntic Dll. ONE NEMO late 50s, this film tel the story n' roll to slushy ballads. and knots it atutie, air the 5,41/e. wolf J.,n His, Jovi of Denise Wave:1Na talented the !Dm both drive :Ind credibility, SIMS: BOOM PENES Imin, v.411111111, young musician who undies is Real* enough, though l• „H.•h ..1i!YY" Boughs Mininiitlit u I ‘lih.nlinii Is and sings.; her own songs. she seems to be trying too feta:Mt anvalsoneNillrr. ..harart yr Iris rut r.igit Recruited by an ambitious ll)Il. as ..4)expticor noadgicthr rc ■ols. • 11•'1 pentlunang, Wirizerlgy hi siren performs the Lind of minor role she's rnd nn iwnet dgetillitillie iltriedlaiallsoop, suited hi. Stain thesis' ate= au ntstessphereestm fry those iheretnifsely unknown Mei Est for other Piopla of In whi1Aatolt :multi hl I* eds. in the ibelhow luxualittattefHp& the lituritams Ole akirasyciej. - light at-Wasietlerhte,thmagh a ■ thattanicilk IANNEIr 1141 r il let • .11 I _

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-Insomnia" was a massive tune, but FAITHLESS ,insist they're not just a dance band full of 'chancers and resting DJs. IAN LLOYD gets no sleep with the band in Sheffield

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record proves that we have totally We brought the album some sequencers and has been receiving regarding might he. then you have a done this out mainly for sinrselses II programmed stuff which is the use of drugs'''"I don't dangerous vombinattim.- And the movement of a was Holln's little baby lie for the house music. but think that drugs arc a part of So. are Faithless son song such as "Insomnia" wanted to make an album that everything else is dune with dance culture - No chance ny going to he around this time from the club scene and was completely different with live instniments." In fact. a liameyesque revelation next year. or will their apparent respectabituy to the different v ihe.s And as for Mast could be found playing hots, then. success merely he a Flash in Mien ridiculed char settle the modest Mail at the Leeds Undagmund in "I think it's a good way for the pan" would hope OUT dives not bother Maxi. it goes on. "We've spoken to 1995 with Jason Kabello dealers to keep selling IF they music has some sort of depends how blinkered you loads and loads of kids and "Playing live is really make people believe that they longevity. I don't really see arc l'Ne heard the Name thine That [Trott' seems to hay': trnpon.thr I.. me next. are are part of club culture For the point in doing it said shout the Fugees.yini ie personally, I don't di, E's otherwtsc,tint Maxi doesn't know People have said or anything like that I'm not want to time his life mound me. 'God Mast, what - gonna hold my hand up and live minute* of fame. tan he happening to the Fu,.• say I do I mean Bruin says. -When you've 00 • '1 don't think that thought they Haney really did get right great, when it's gale you Peel the hip- hot Into the shit. You can have a like' skit_ In twenty yearN they 're mak drugs are a part of brilliant time without taktne little, I Want to be able to 1,11. the Mick Huainan' I me.n, any drugs. Essentially the in it Faithless record and -., is thew only one type at dance culture' ma*, problem with drugs Is not to 'Yeah, that was a tulle, listen music' Is your Ille so muck the drug but the to than— narrow" Those -.11 person who is_gotoe to take Vim see. FaithieNN ate say when hands 1011chea quite a tot 01 11, 1W0 different mediums Chen Out of tea people that diftereni, daring and tutu- charts they've losT 1quite steeply. It's l'esiple can have a great time may take ecstasy for the first tint ikc so many bandy 'hi credibility, it I've lost record was part 01 the l.ihri listening to the record. but it tittle. time of them will say, decade "We all add credibility with that sort nt of their uses for a While, and you then en to the gig and see 'Very nice, might do it different flavour to 11.. person tadopiN .varenstic I'm very proud 10 have had the record performed again.' and the tenth IN piing but the song is the moss rrote't. well whin a shame, anything to do with ii lIfferently to what you 10 say, 'Iiat was hrilltarti. Important thing. it you sc. how sad, never mind.. " So whul can we espect expected, then ti's great " I'm gonna lake seventeen what I mean " We do to see when Faithless perfortil For u man that has been nest time I go out ' the Faithless are rather like .l DESPITE his confidence in live "People generally know around the club scene. and is nature of the personality good ice-cream It doesn't the music that Faithless are UN as a dance act which is soon to entbark on a UK tour, utvolved. An ecstasy tablet matter what the "flavour", or producing their success obviously 'ens of -Insomnia' what does Maxi make of the lying on the table is not a how many different flavours wasn't entirely expected. and all that, but were inevitable link between drugs danger. it is when you have go into making i1 so long as it -The auceess sit the album actually a (Cr. piece band and and Janet culture, and the somebody who is notin taste, .1:01 id has completely shocked us... do a full live art. We do have had press that the stance scene control of themselves as they

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he's hard io had ten indie night %Mitsui the "Cl slier dun thou- attitude that pervades most ulternonve So. if you're one of The Beaubfut One, Of one of !slatorc's Hated who Walll a hum& rii9fie% dubbing Willi die wiht onp then go to whatever lialWalt you happy on a riirmial, ialarm) night: Vickie Boon. brit hop rat Ritzy's, Thursdays nine acre court nderlit stairs. 'KOK wane' a1 The P1! 5. 41 all Sri,: hatchelor-pad i 1 it dabapireer are, well, furnishings, and the Scr•the itcIli' Iiiffilc. cheap, and everyone card-shop-chic of the pink seems to he enjoying 11 else! . lin.: in neon lights. We are in forty or,. themstives. seemingly posters. and a claim to oblivious to the fact than Rit.;,...v 's tor course I. our these playing 'the best in all a hit old hat. very own hit of Bangkok Wifely Fre gull thinks new music and ststles flax 71113,11: piJlis. Ih in the Merrion Centre. A leak > sad matileiNn't nate n something that the promoters classics', "Vali Acre monument both to the rime. Dentin the an Kell bait: ihr seem to be trying to shake otT Onirt at the Pleasure irrepressible spirit of the itius4sal Poltilchtrdleher ht writ, II though • there are rumours Rooms looks to he An that the illis. are Oa a In ■siOtt northern working classes 4i101114111: retetalgill 111-ant+tie italic kid's wet dream to neVINC Interest in early (eat your heart out, Wigan heienfitenate now fsrssourito of a night ord. maaul.um othc olo 'Coumer teett Casino, as well as, erm, Vas" volt Waist on It then ._ . may)11c. riu: pissed students, itir..,y is a far Mid's aka, eel s Ita-VNe Whams' el:Holes. and I veritable study in swill] min) and nampfinau.sn the UHL:114N lin:last least seven people sks or with some Duran D.ultii remained on the aim:rano, history. Rimy Music and other 'tilfis wins- when I e puls shut and for The Verve (RIPS. It is also the grand ho, anthems Add e slice of Pulp ibc inevitable motley true Nine Acre t. nun will cathedral of cheese. ?tiler aril Suede and t to rt porch of of die•hard htitpoppurs never bt another Brighton Stringfellow's last resting- edam: Moe the der (taw, tell descends upon the Beach, and 1 don't think it place. Rita. Sue and Bob tow's etoryarre dun Woo' Wien:labs unlikely venue 4_11 flax should be. The relattscly pastel dream... eo there and serve cocktail. Pleasure Rooms. unpretentious crowd (theft will always be the odd Anyway stewdents, hip. the gliltcrad. The sonnth •ack to this hop,Tripthop and now... Asir-Flop! Otherwire. don't patronises us. cvelli includes Oasis. sprinkling of 'beautiful c at such eVellihj w ant Fon:vcr un the cutting edge. Rims, - Stick In Joints what you do beet - Pulp. Kula Shaker and pct j has invented a new musical genre. playing the Renegade Master foal The Bluetones • the more is.xed and (Ian" kids, right under our very noses! $44 or ti ea shirts and stroppy obvious. mainstream side If decent musigoatid 11 happily ntslips A kind of eclectic, gnu-nation sandals. Nov. that's rrdiv sad. to the indie scene - and antidote to Britprop. a the punters can'tgrt Jenny food kaleirlsssenrsie nosh-mesh of Rot- James McCarthy enough of it. Bottles of 'P t 111.11r 15 Caryl comes home?

Caryl Phillips has come a long way from his childhood in Leeds. On his return, talks to the award-winning writer about cultural displacement, diaspora and The Nature of Blood. Capturing Caryl:

people have it all definite that this issue is immensely Even today he is unclear about always interitkd to write about her, he - gorgeousness and relevant, and not just in the historical where 'home' is. spending a silyN_ pelitapr pretentiously. that setting he usually writes about "II significant amount of time in London. writing through her happened Winner intelligence. Sadly, seems w he a really Important way of Si Kitts and America where he teaches accidentally: "I don't know why I'm not one of them but I louking at what is tlw condition of creative writing Not only is he vague suddenly found myself writing it was lucky enough to meet mast of our lives. I mean. I just about the notion of 'home'. he is also tom RCS point of view as opposed walked around y whsle 1,11111:11 of rather cynical, quoting kitten Frost's to the person I see when I look m a man who is. Dressed all Chinese people coming in here and siatcitirtil that home is the place where the emote to brush my Teeth in the in black with the physique I'm thinking 'well where did they "when you po there they have to take rimming." He esestinally of u filmstar and the come frrirn'y because I would rites,. you ire' Leeds, the env where he anohutc., his empathy for his may he ■VII111r. that not all of them spent the fire IX !, cars ie his life i. itanteier lo the tact Hutt lint handshake of a man who 010.11: Iwirti hoe so dies ve suitor !trim mit:cable tor it. alakence in the list ol "oh 1101110. balm' spiritist knows what he wants, some% here and here then arc in the Mo:, where Phillip• spend, he, hale espencliccs oI facie alienation hie wc,t y.v-k‘bire i'lavhouse. Vial', Caryl-just-call-me-t 'az- also iliat he wits the smite :we and 111W.1,,T IrolettC, tir gen:tat:on La' is cell Sll,lw ei !or his ar felt Ininsell thinking lake het Phillips should lie a pretty dispiaocrtieni Ito Urn kind, it-vale-a: it 11.seitini1 11111 Sets al tic el)lh.11111/4,. what It he' happy man. especiull,, with on at ticeathe I 'hook it you rt: Iii 11111 iiv Ss.ii.15. hnNN 125.rl hr 'HAN illaCL. wines ihrouet, pe, din et cat 11131Ut01) in DIttloOft is e • re I 110.1:d Ph hips w heth,t he hod fr■Htl IIII/1.710 as it yiortt the knowledge that be is a all trying ttido, then 1.41.i set, a ,ill hegieten hoc tools 5111i1 Was hams set .1 a tiler In tutopine tither fictiple- bestseller, a previous Around us What's a Chinese straight: " A rat ICII is not an escape to Excellent Phillips novel. Booker shortlister, and restaurant, an Indian restaurant. a a less pmblematie envuonment, may hi', but down-to-tart)] they Greek restaurant? They're all America is a write) deeply mired III err not. drawing on a huge winner of the James Tail testaments to displacement "' some serious trace poinems us 1 range of cultural. Intellectual Black Memorial Award His preoccupation with haven't forgotten who f am." in actual and historical source, I asked Crossing the River. the nose' displacement lulu grown from his iron Wt. It is not easy its definewluit his Phillips whether he bad thought about coventig his which could have won the experienets. Burn in St Kitts, he micas are as: "Although the Caribbean mow:el in Leeds as a small child when may have produced ate. Britain made questions of cultural iticteurty Booker. is essentially an Iris patents joined the huge wave of me what 1 am."' Ott more of an eseryday street exploration of 250 years of the West Indian immigrants in the 'olis Complexity coupe up again level. The heavyweight nature African diaspora. Poetic and Phillips acknowledges hr encountered surnitindtng Caryl Phillips. this time 01 his novels, Ire C1.31111dill. haunting, Phillips' novel racial prejudice but shrugs it off. with regard to his wntmg style. 'The is not entirety -Veteh but you're bnund to when richness of his wswk comes partly preplanned. When he crosses continents you're the only black kid in from his willingness to employ a writes for the screen his generations to school. its not like there diversity of characters to explore his wink is apparently tell the story theme but the less obviously of one human freedom with which intellectual he speaks through but "when condition of characters of a I'm writing displacement. different haeitemond Irislelfi I thruuth to hintself In wad it gel a hit particular. the with my 14k. 4WCYnlinINIY characters Multi Is miaow e, An his hatted Jets itlt -rIrtttaao denied the accusation he' seems to take ranging front of Tot woman of 77te lift' very seriously. "I suppose 11 he of their ex-slaves to NeltrIle te Wend has people think I'm pessimistic There net the man who att.taacd numv turret a lot re pikes in my his iks lull ire tentatively home led the subjavi of accuunions of actual fact I'm spine tin nptentst " Ile traded in them exactly how tte should he cultural dors however seem to he on a tresorin to a black "I Ns( %J.: Ye. misappmpriation to educate the world 011 the problems that -my number id labels American (ii front the cities What of cultural idutlily, but again this 1., eo he's a block 1.1.111C1' Fair posted in a ssa.S. any conceded ewes:, black British may the rty.lit dotted: -'I don't reel that I has,' he tr. •ue You COWL/ 7,3V 'he': a ie. think he has the insight to express the spitkespei 'on lie that community Ithe Yorkshire 5:11111patirri apai rim- me Indian writer' Perhaps '1k.3 the thintehts of such a ditterent le:rein" 'West Indian community tit his village during the Second lust ss ha Lids tIti. Mr) pick uu Bondi writer' 'Vert. I am a British kill.kWef is ii Louise that parries]. that I should necessarily World War, mils' obvious target I 11150111(1111.1 The official letiaen The thing is theIT's MgrIC tin was in any way they share the commie) experience al hang a political drum till theni." lie my uphongmg in all nl them but none ill them is Phillips' latest book, The racial diaspont Feeling relaxed and tleknowlestees though that he believes defined r governed by it." A Mile sufficient" Nature of Blood, is another jovial though as he a (gilt 01 the hest writing to be enntionlatiortal punitioxically, he acknowledges that sipped The thing to iemember though, he eaatnittatum of the houndartee get "the nectar of the gods Phillips say ins that "you produce damn good although he didn't let the prejudice says. is that: "Befirre Frn Mack, I'm Created by awareness of racial merely deflects such seiticisul by work out of frustration" hat that this to hint, the sense at being different did person " Labels do have their uses saying "you're just grateful you ye got hum:anon must be firmly emanilled differences, Superbly written. it not just Wahil over hint though. he acknowledges. as long as character you're interested in because "anger is the most uncreative tells mainly of • and I say mainly A you get them ne,ht. -What I do object mean. Hallelujah " Although he had eneetrui" because Phillips writes using a hi is when people Nay black complex and rich embroidery at C 1hl 1. vaiter. and weal they actually mean Many characters -a young Jewish P1-.14LLIPS by it is like describing a dancing dog, woman trying to grow up of What they're actually 'Keying is 'isn't Germany at the time of the 111k rernarkahhe. They' it in a very pejoratise. Holocaust, and the Othello don't lose any sleep figure of an African general West Indian and British C hired by llic Venetian Doey to may Ise. bur a dancing dog cormilantel lljr armies in the I nth literary wield lie centunts is I:cowry There is clearly a feriiittrit! preoccupauoit of eldiural displacement heir Phillips is

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Alan matenen. 711.Ja.ro Slade Prison are bonfire:I and Alan Westaway rinds the perfect solution e. the best tieuratitnparary pip tt to discover there's a thief in Titehmarsh considers the 8.30 Holding The Baby. War 9.30 Spin City. Michael midst graceful terraces and breaks out between (Michael J. Fox) needs a Melt delicate fountains ol the Gordon and his smug 8.30 A Question Of Sport With favour 'Toni a famed New learn captains John Parrott Mediterranean while neighbours over wnose York developer Dan Stephen Lacey discovers child Is more gated Donaldson (George and Ally McColst some clever plant 9.00 Catherine Cookson's Wendt), but the prim he 9.00 Nine O'Clock News: combs tations In Wales. The Moth. Following the gigs Regional News: Weather has to pay may not be B lather, Ruben 9.00 Red Dwarf. When an death of his worth it . 9.30 Silent witness. When Hopi! Peet a intelligent virus Bradley leaves the Jarrow 10.00 Roseanne. 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Starring Robert De Beyond 12.50 Funky Bunker 12.40 Robin 3orksbtet liar I i1.1,.111 (•un asJ KnKlicr. by Niro and Charles Grodin 12.00 Stuff The White Rabbit 1.50 Club Nation 12.45 Fiava Mir vi.. .urne.h 12.50 FILM: The Legacy (1979). 12.30 FILM: The Face (1959), 2.50 Cyber.Cate 1.15 FILM: The Burglar (1957). slat Minting Occult cruller, Starring Max 3.20 Dating Taut film noir starring Dan von Sydow heads the The Enemy Grand Tlictiltr 11.1tueame Katharine Ross Stand c-ast of this blackly comic 420 And Deliver Duryea, ii.ditiro end 111. ',Mel,. 2.30 Weather; 2.35 Close 19th-centUni mYstofY 5.15 Cool Vibes 2.55 FILM: Nightfall (1956). 2.15 Close 5.30 ITN Morning News 14.20 FILM: The Mob (1951). Cl) ARIES: I I Capricorn: mititt5tsit$ N.,. HI, and pink tat u large rob! Surer hit; axsocialed wills bright proposal will come your way in !tom Me 1111. week. Asti', itaturait %err. 11.111:4111r. ult. 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Never mind Jeremy. it doesn't matter With the election campaign set to be the longest ever, TINA BURRETT adds some spice with the most celebrated cases of 4mlitics1 sex, sleaze and scandal. Illustration by COL HODGKINSON

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millennium. PART THREE: House hunting, home, and housemates from Hell. Words: EMMA AL-JUIViAILI. Interviews: KATY REGAN. Photos: WILLEM JASPERT and NICK LEE

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SUM up the past term in one sentence. -The good, the had. and the ugly" How were the l'hristritas holidays? Did you find it hard living It house again? "it was ruce to meet up with old friends and to catch up with my I1% ut %%MCC Stun up the post term in use stoicism. Were VDU glad to come Mock to Leeds again? "Iticrodibly (mai sometimes and incredibly had at otters '• "Yes. I was dying to catch up with my new trends - How were the Chrildmits holidays? Did you find It hard living at home again 7 How's your lovelife? 1 had a good time but it was weird seeing nay old friends agars "I've still got the same boyfriend hack home. t met him before I came Its Were you glad to come hack to Leeds again? Lends-" "I was quite scared but we h;ul a reurricm during the holidays which mule it C4-1.11.1.•• Are tour friends at home compatible with those that you have made How's your lovelife? sines coming to Leeds? -Promising. I got 'hire Valentine's earls and an Email. "I find Its better to see home friends at home. I'm nor really at to the whole Are your friends from home compatible with those that you 11:1111 nook since enteruaning thing. although it coupler If friends hate: been up and it's heen coming to Leeds? fine" "One friend Imm home .role up m the second week and it wash ha 411 a 111.ghlthille Flow did you get on with your moms/ asnased work alter Christmas? to be honest. I prefer not In 1111% the 11,411" i • las were scry much as I expected_ I haven't got results fmm assessed Haw are your relationships with your flat-mates progrmsing? X yet so who 'mows?" "It's much more comtortrible now but still a hit insular I feel that 1 need to nicer I taw are your relotiosethips with your flat-mates programing? some new polite - .11e .11 get on brilliantly and hate snick together from day one- We went on . Name: Man Herschel Hase you made any housing arningernents for 191171$? Ihe (Ale) rim diCs,C4 use the 014ml-sof the rainbow the other night!' -Yes, wc !kite you made any housing arnangemcrits for 199718? Institution: Leeds Universits - vr already signed the lease Has yoursurial life improsed or declined since last term? I lassie There ale 12 or us trying hi 1t iii, lit twines next door to each Course. : History "People are starting to run out of niones now Heiwcver, I won W the rather Home Area: High Wycombe on Valentines Day with a group 1.1i friends The girls ended up getting drunk and Sins your social life Improsed or declined since Wet terns? Universits Hall: liodington got chucked out.and I stayed with the lads.- "The hank accourd's the main problem. and everybody is rust too .gent. What is your most memorable experience of the mat three mouths? Mind you, fifty of us went to Attract-0am last week for the slay, like you do. '1 might want to save that one because its the Hod hall tonight! I went in so that was the %Win 1.1171111 171 the hank accoilm. Wilikh el, cr.. prom Amsterdam last week though. and that was pretty good" though." What is your most memorable experience of the pied three months? -Definitely Amsterdam_ What can t Fantasia- but knaLkermg"' 44 '3artfookli

Sum up the pint term in one sentence. Name: Korohne %nicks -It's lived up Pet III) elk p,...,:tatiun, d. spite a rest hitvups " Institution: l.reds How were II* Christmas holidays? Did sou find b hard filing at bruit, again? Metropolitan I' nik ersity "Niye hicait. and no washing up to do I was expecting it to he weirder Course: Cultural Studies Were you glad to come back to Lee& again? Home Area: ('nth Republic -Dellnstely - i could get back to smoking in peace" I. oilers'!) Hall: Woodhouse Illuvem your Insclife? Flab In a word. nomextoret." Are your friends at borne compatible with those that you have smolt since arming to Leeds? —ties but they're got nth+ Nu they don't slit! much.' SUM tip the past term in one sentenee. How did you get on with your exams/ assessed work atter Christmas? "Ups and downs, the ups oulwrighing the downs it can't have any exams at all on my degree E't lime were the Christmas tiolidaya? Was it hard living at Mane at min? Haw are your relationships with your flat-mates progressing? 11 was taind basing borne coMitlals. My main thought I needed feeding up "I get on really well with two of them, but I don't peal, Chinese which Were you glad to come hack to Leeds again? prte,,ey it problem with the otherct" "Yes, Met I'm hoping to go out to Clechosinsnkla Won 'lase you made any housing arrangements for l'197M? liow's your lovelier? Name: Joanne Davis -We've got the pm/ile, we just need a house now ". Has your +weft! life improved or declined since last term? 1re your friends at hand' commit/hie with those that you hose made since !restitution: Leeds its probably got slightly !scum. we've started to make mote of an effort. I coming to Leeds? Metropolitan Ltniversity go to the pub during the day more but would like to try more clubs. Our Iasi Most of lily friends use in CitehosluNakia, co it not really an issue.- Course: Literature and effort to gel in Maiestyls failed miserably and we ended up at home Hon did you gel on with your exam/ assessed work after rItliAtnlits? Ilium watching videos" EN.AnI4. were line but I've got loots of viral on now " Have you made any housing arrangements for 19971$? Home Arra: Derby. What is yoUr most memorable experience of the past three months? "I went to a Halloween party dressed in a I'm going to vtay in halls nest yea:, is pea ease,"' University Kirkstall Rocky Horror costume and got hideous:1y jitsmsed on half a bottle of vodka. It turned out to be a Rocky Iliss your social life improved or declined since hart term? Brewery Flats Horror arc wheal said the unthinkable to a certain ha I don't really '1 lie same. we mostly int.' go to the pub. occasionally Planet EarktL" want to go mue detail. Apart from tlua I can't with In get paid next week kk hat is your most memorable experience of the peel three months? and son out my overdraft That will dermitely be a memorable experience!" I experience was getting my credit card and II) card stolen "

, months " suffering " trom the with anything as mrelevain rs longest bout of flu since. well. since workload, and as worrying as it is, the Sum up the past term in one sentence. Last year. - you know, the bout that MN pressing concern centred around "A shock to the system coming hack to but great getting k ROW lots of miraculously matenabsed the moment Making holay's meagre grant cliespies new people that gondol(' Fred leapt twee to the survive a whole 10 weeks, /tow were the Christmas holidays? Did you find it hard tieing at home again? Yorkshire area and declared that there Half was through the some term '' not lived with iny: parents hew two years ,0 when I go hack home it doesn't may picesibly hen alight chance of ei is unlikely as to whether lift hits really feel like my home anymore.- moderate winds anti es-en maybe a changed all that much for our fresher • Were you glad to come bark to Leeds again? few light showers Exuma have clime and gone, as has 'Yeah. I alw ays do it's great " Of course, It is trot net:0...aq to another local council conuittution to How's your hiseille? spend more than One year in Leeds in student life. while your lucid friendly Booming As tt happens' I grit an unexpected Valentine's card from someone I used to order to master the tine nut ref skiving bank. who. Ipnly momhs ago were work with in London .arid other interests en the pipeline • Lounging In front of the television. throwing attractive mugs, pros, an all Are your friends at home romp:Milk with those that you bare made since coming sitting m the pub while the rear ill us too padtettc ten pound note and it son to Leeds? are in lectures, lying in the gutter were lucky a Pitea Hut courtier 'Yes, all my mates al hone dnitk locals id beer. It's called It% 'rig in nannies '" while everyone else is safely tucked Ouzo Hut ??7? Do these people How did you get on with your eXibill10 assessed work after Christina's? up in bed. Bloody fast years. don't students are mode of money t at ”It's grange but attar about a SPA year break front work Aker MeSsIng; up my A. let els Name: Stuart IONS. you just hate them ? anyone who would sonsIder opeam, I'm liwn►any quite enjoying work. I can treat it like a nine to (heath it necessury gnstitultim: Leeds an Oce.Ouill. with them. are Dose How are your relstimtshIps with your flat-mates arogresdng? Nletrupolitun I nit resits has to lie said that must of us creating a snuill paper mountalit nr "I think they were a bit taken 1"."L when they first met rile. being about six years look hack on our first year at your living mom with strongly older than then) and all that. They don't tend to go MI as much as MC, well except one Coarse:'tourism University as it it were sortie long wsilsks1 -suggestions " that sou come Ind who goes our drinking esery night. Inc-Wendy he went to Barnsley college before Management. pine period of histrtry that didn't in and we Harm inittodtately tO he came to Leeds, it's, in the blood!" Home Area: Barnsley. really exist. If only I'd known then discuss your financial sitmition. Have you made any housing arrangements for 1997/$? University Hail: Sugarwell that it was only nieewry to get a "I'm looking Mr a place in Headingles not meg nest February_ tvet..lum: 111y inconil Flats meagre thirty seven per call asetagY IVE. month, into the year is yroi 's a sandwich year.- in order to achieve the privilege of highly likely that the realty met Has your social life improved or declined time lad term? becoming an iris so sophism:pled Fguy in the rksm. nest 11'1 )1111 "Not really eltiengeJ much, obkiousb I went out a lot more in die first Lotiple ,.1 soxind year It only I'd um read the Vo cal 1111/ 111.. it. impress and weeks. I lnvr going to Stomp and 077, hoWevar Ides hail my beer men , is ell and English s.: ,. , v , , . e . to his tnitol thrash metal mmple tend to fall down before I do. haven't had much rolimory loss a, set hut I instead oi ..., expect el to happen this Saturday et the Cockpit when 'sew hog one " strugghlig UP 1:,,, What in your most memorable experience of the past three months? NM till. when . was sat In swanky!! btr last week and my hest mate's girlfriend walked rn. t hadn't I could Lounging by t he television, seam bet for nearly a yea, ,o it v, a5.1 hell ham satins-Wetter." been show the gorgla ,us rugby player sitting in the pub, lying in Ur Ft block the true trironing the gutter.. First years, . r. Sum up the past term in one wolflike. of fumbling "Fs eopentlig with his barb don't you just hate them ? Hens were the Christmas holidays? Did s-rsit Find it hard living at home again? Bends I "Cleo:onus was not 2c.:4,1 due lin bad ilfill111,1.111.e,. net a• e J b., uo• pool+. hadn't passed .uz‘uuilsa 24 leans a day II situ needed ire tall, to s,emeone. up the imp mutiny to %hog %%ere you glad to creme back to Leeds again? with a seas amain on the Dublin -yes I missed the people, the Feu aught picas and being Lo...se .1 tug in peat,: in tit) Hitch just because there was,' s .1 ;i1 porn.- essay on Hitler's sharing lechn , . , mods, Sprung rani skintriess Ilow's your lowlife? robe handed in on the Mtaidas handicap for all our subjects. and that .NIGHTsi NRF Comp!is at:■111h I 41'1 01,1 s.1, I se cr sri't mt. that morning. If only , well. you gel lib first term or madness. mindlessly Ire your friends at home compatible with those that you have made sitter corning to picture Obviously I completely taking full advantage of all that "free Leeds? passed up the yppe elute ly Iss spend money is beginning Ire lake its loll. "I' se in up watt my trivets at home so we have certain ways of tulk and 'in pike., nine monihs In a fit of hedonisne sell- They've had the loan. the overdraft. Out ray tualeN Leeds ean't really appreciate. They've very different petiole but ittdulJtence in orrice' to actually dee the desperate pleas of poverty to everyone gets on weliwhich is good hex-wise n lot of my friends Ike in Bradford so they're Name: Craig Sileock some work Strange econsem 1 realise parents who have now wised up to the up quite a bit - that now Anyway, it is rue to say that tact that thee: 'perfect' offspring are In How did you get on with your exams/ amassed work after Christmas? Institution: overdo there are totttilless oilier• who share fact milking the bank and their wallet "Eon - what? A hide vague on Mai hYrnr exam' were OK_ but pctilaps 0 loth% (II ITVIS101 Colsersir3 my regreta and would give anything to her all that ii•S worth That time of the would host helped. Actually my matt has just mid me this ininute Mut I've passed our of Course: Envirimmental I think " take their first year monn with all the year has earner wheat first years ate in, rums so Ws off to the pub for rue this :thermion Nlanagentent weirdly knowledge that they now forced to calm down. However. some How are your relationships with your flat-mates progressing? Home Areal: Soudipon possess. Well, at least I hope there people hose no such concept Two of "Brilliant_ we're all one of a kind really. although the lack of privacy is beginning to get to are Its not just me is it ? our interviewees treated themselses to one Sometimes you lust want to he left alone to listen io music in your mom, but there's University Hall: Since October, Ixeda Student has a day trip to Amsterdam, and the loun always people dragging you to the pub." (shame) Detonshirr Hall been charting therogresa (if six first onnpany leas helped Craig leo/ a four Have you made any housing arrangements for 1997/8? years, as this year s new students will hundred pound pwr of decks - a "Yes, there are seven of us lads moving in together so it should he fun " be 11w last to graduate this necessity lot all. Ern sure you'd agree lies your sodal life hupnwed or declined since last term? millennium. Last rime we spoke to After careful consideration it has in' "My social life tuts unproyntal but Mete was a iime last tarn when i wanted to lock myself them they were, in not so many wends, etc rainehaletl that the first tear's lot it in my room. due to girl friend pressures. The only problem now is finances since I've Just completely a-tuckered. and looking smite a happy lot. but Ws not as if the spent £41,51tin some new decks, you hese to treat yourseJr- totwiud to four weeks of home rest of US have it 1110 hod, is it?' What is 'OW moats memorable experience of die toast three months'' cooking and catching up wall old Probably becoming a lot closet to my family over Christina,, stile to CUt.31111,11UICCS I can -t friends oser the Christmas vacation, really gin into." Nobody seemed to be at all bothered

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II197 20 •

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HERE is a football could be facing a night or tan dub In England NI in the cells, At least people will embroiled In scutsdal it burr a rrkr,./11 Ii tuck about will stnigpc Ito Plymouth, There's not naafi In else that makes them a complete the season without entering into criminal comersation plies. torneerdittgs, yet it dues not even make the lyuck page of hl• Thanes Linea. rhr Non, TN. II, • • lac or Its star Wastes is bi • Luc 0.1\ court on kidnapping i• tiouts, J. • 1,1. ■:-.J I ill areal ler Gives primal MOO 41.4.511111.- diem' au rosations abeam:in. Hut it is Bo' 7% lauchester 1 td or I .v4.1 \ % I ...AI ii 111.. numager waS mends saised. w Ith the chairman avowing him of having II God Hilly Hans urn ys as ettinillet.. Hut Ws not Newcastle tile`. estt4iJ match, He was urn Honer either. .1115111.11W nor a /limier • no. he 'the club lacing all this was Me umpire. His for turmoil is In fart Ply mouth IIta aint NKR:dray htsigewill %role_ The south amid taim imilordshalb, he seen out the fluidly hit the headlines Ind .Louts It% of Love Train kw ecitenti after their trans brawl weeks 11 , s-nine John Travoltu tan at tliesterfleld. after which out heart oat three of their players were sent And what was that hair? Who off. The Tight even made It to Jul he think he wax? He was Sky's “Nlethanters". II oan obviously hitter that umpires delinitelv on u par w nth were tIlllated when tile one-day 1nesuil's brawls with Isionvich py lamas goo handed mt. so by and Man t 'td in the late Mk introducing his new dances he is But the light was just the making an 144kertI for sometlimg. king on the cake for the a hit different Ilinselt man: week's. doh- Their Mom colours have already problems dale mud, further been claimed by the -fest nations. back. flue first of the pheuers so the new umpires uniform sem off ill) full isiuld slick to white but introduce Roger Mange. Nir is doe in rig fags in all the colon's of the Illustration: Col Hodgklnson l•01111 MIR el on kidnapping rainhons. It couldn't look much chargn.. The ease cannot he Vi Urge than the teams' kits *sstNk* . discussed fur legal tr11,,m,+. bin I believe it intuit es o moan. a 11' Isn't es cry (ate up man. a lose triangle of mime Winarms about the %r'kutr‘. `Tungsten tosser' Bobby George spoke to description and a car in the latest travesty in middle of DarUnoor. foolliall?liverponl kitting Their goalkeeper may Rot forces with ()tune to "'made a Paul Wilson about his time at the oche he able to play for much hunger nursery for the Premiership Wadcloll's meam-tn the-nicest. was called for ahoy making his first appearance a, he is up on bribery charges.. chili is the closest British / possible .w,15 Bin unlike -Alter winning that. landlords the was mated) list eight yeun. %Ir tCrobbelaar's lass yen are hmstball has clime to ending the plastering the plenty of alintrock sportsmen. he- would may 'come and play my The comeback was 215c presently slimming up the case hitimi of all hiss Cr ILIWUC bed n Him," said ll:is natural talent nn abundance to plovers for 1150.' I couldn't wan oiemorable fete slightly less fur his defence and Ply mi anti Hobs. But our mw cures. Marie George. "Can hack up his bravado ) to bloody get them Anyone van positist reasiirtS await the verdict no Has the Premiership From Ins ...andelahraand-cups' he u pm, but it's test much like "I snapped my hack Ift dew tenterhooks as the' promea rt laconic SO chile that everyone you ring hack in half an entrance to his milking to the hard work and there's no money if match." says Bt Ihhy, 'and I forkp: completing the season without else bar the rich few has hour?" eaiwil. ;art Is) wearing enough you don't win these days. But it out a fortune to get it mined tie ■seriously given till 4111.1 lot him is not an altracti e one. She wasas referring to her to make both Mr T anti Big never used w be hive that, there when I carte Mil of anaesthetic, r irobanar is only 11w latest es er gating there? Thai must much that I thought husband Bobby., darts, RotRon go urea, Hubby George has were 20 TV Imunaments a year nun su. in a long Iiiie of dodge keeper: be why they are so willing to round his niche as the tans' and snit could earn wit grand lust 'fucking 'cll. I've given him C. at Ply Malan. NUT Shihun iwe'ept is reduced rairnher sliowntan extraordi Itaire, favourite nom tinning gland to bract me up' It we newts went bankrupt from of teams promoted and But shy should someone of The on r44.1l auy bloody murder, t can tell you - his pi:Wiling debts a hen he f • relegated in tutu the higher Ins stature and hank balance of lwre 111unkfully, all is writ now Ni was manager. is ision. he gelling. his hands dirty at glittering `Anyone can be cat one way. more htingee-lumping pethapv olio IA-manager in Ibex (.111111aVs. get-up have I went the hut he can manage to take the lell1411,10 not yet 'George Hall'? queidion is 'Neil beeorne a pro, but its either on Illy oche, But only when he gets.paid Warnock, but ocitilirm•d by the "I'm kloiog me house up setni- mind you. hciauve he neve follu ow ing his FA. %I ill have aren't I' I used In lay concrete legelditIN too much like ma:tikes dismissaL rumour., aliening floor. I or a living anyway,- he tale , itallUilit "Nab. not me Either )tiu'si of the chairman implications. said 24 InllitlIts tiller "By the "Vvell. I its hock got it or you haven't. 11 you 1u4 haling a. God rumples of %%hat if 'rime hard work' V.,1%. III , you like it'? licorge was in Spam 13 oil I he bricks for a !oily you don't du his own en` much were promoted to 'all' I Mean ' I Wanted to call and we were utivenainticv on the weekend do your strut-leer. the l`r•iniership le this place Fuck ' watching this Elvis imperstma tor. of helmi on tow he pays the bills Well. if you put it like that.- %mile cialld he the tan teams met in all but they wouldn't let tne - and he was shit Hut all the by doing heiwneut five and seven But there rs. still one mantic! heading for the record a cup-tie? pubs and Am One with Iht!it late they loved him. he had a towel eAruhirtints a week to remaimng_ It Hobby hail books. and not just Spain has this with a knot in it down his vomers club...Indeed. George has only me the sequins-and-showman because thco are tote ul' nurser' system, but evenings free over the New Year will have seen the Embassy World for God's sake. But he had this remaining ambition from El Elvis, what about lb ants hair league clubs there the sandier tram yellow sequin earstui on and lie "lo live 11w longest. because tower ending in the letter e. Thai 01111101 enter cup Darts Championship and it so. George's antics will he etched on hooked the business. Sol were Line I' se been there and door it all "Fle only had a hand owe could corm have the competitions or he went from the mind He is easily the most int a het. and it there Dans has leen good to Irle, it's down there, anti I'd need a lilood highest numbers of promoted. This accidental discieiery ei‘-en me things I wouldn't have bath towel n l I did it. wouldn't Tr' prisoners on the hot iks as So Italy t'revve fans memorable and emenaining ul the current crop of dales - I drink mimics- that of George himself tor had 01.11L'etvlse 1 me been round well. Grobelaior's on his into have this to look only a year after first picking up the world and ma loath of people way. Mauges looking forward to. Mary the word for Mein. I'm MX sure of the tochnival ternt some arrows at the age or 20 he Ii's a great way to make a living dodgy and if the police I bet they tan', wait. won the Nino Of 11w torrid title Saying that. he hasn't lust his has e their way. all dime Itansmet! Dart pluyers'.? Tungsten tossers, to use. sid !Me forerunner of the Embassy las competitiveness or ability - In insu lied in tow brawl an amateur and LI Career lut4 he almost won the Einhassy iii LEEDS moor. Friday February 211. I9117 21 NATIONAL ENGLAND EXPECTS FOOTBALL Will Jack Rowell's side pass their biggest test so far or FIXTURES

are the French about to burst our Five Nations bubble? Saturday March 1 FA Curling Picriderchip rthatillutte s Sulettalared ENGLAND THE MEN TO FRANCE Dertsy s Chelsea Everton v Arsenal WATCH eeds s west HUM I happens every the Viniteli pack etiteti their .I• was the 1114.-ITIWIV.c, ithel kale; Etti.111.,11 •• them Ilinntiy11 of a 1.1.11-■'111 :.-110 time the French .1 media hat e hlJlnl l_. Iv:14111N dlso • team come to I tin,. up IN mom-wk.,' been treating Ski !IWO In ntanll ir, '0 4-'1• le Twickenham. l's iftr 'hied i•m,etutr.e this match. one Vi.111faci 'r !1,1.111,11 I ,11. 14... Ai 1 etaurill his T I 111:1,n 1,9,4 AI lice begiiitittig id olluctoei could be forpjvet► for .'Sit his 11511 lift \Shcui .21,y ■ ye- f inuthistand, Stet L. Rider leputate1011 Ns .•1C Ili this i•.) believing that •:riglaild's dips into the file marked hookers in the world tusks nit: name is already ■ 'trench rugby leant pack has wierted eta:C-101U) i.e. Eelind ils4 still i • Wu!, 1‘1111 Lulu:nee Dallafilit and engraved on the famous Iht vat, that helrll Own clis hes". and by the time krchorkl I lin proving their wrath trophy. 5111 chili ter lit Ms: FOCLes Li Intel, on, Vnotball Ill the international stage English nigity seems he IV 011. you're sick ol hearing atoll! Wert humiicii i$ SO tar up ils own backside 'finil 1 s Hair-. -France's mint; the lucks. the !hive produced one of the finest that they have forgotten there perliirocitst titter with by d exciting unpredictability" tionnicirsall.(irayson nership IF wining to is still one major obstacle to lainipedn chili side and wilt Itay.- their -tie vast:atilt and 'limns}, despite calls lor the overettMe, nattely a French dins! of their hack divimori attacks on the break-. inclusism of Amain l-lenley at Side who are certainly representing then country. Alum Conic on Stcse. I know semen-half. Will Carling is hack u. l'erniud will pull the string. at fly Capable of crunching the you've got to soutilethalance sees hest limn_ keeping icretny halt. whilst lainiaisisii and Writhe , the curt-so-slightiv one-sided an emote-Ink in. and Grand Slain from under adi exploit tiny weaknesses .!e views of Mick Skinner and watch ills! ha- Phil sle• (dans tile England's noses. wide I/tide:rats al SlenihtlssInic are far tte.ti■l: Brian Moore, but that's study alit skipper will lice:AL:el Ii parse English optintisnI, est:it writhe Fran Cotton's .k.%.:issien In iin-ogance. has sieMntes1 solely alrackinu ditui iklending and will going for r fat Nationwide IA.-ague hive ism A Air hie man Lit at, Iwo tecord. break nig Pienv Villepeetis coo eirttr lioweve: the French hasert.1 front r; t n. Lis ision Non Ail 1:,,I..Iscrtliarn ha til,re than victories over Scotland and II all this Iii l t• Br...N....is 11, \tin (1." • • .1.,...iy: - Le tuba. mr.. :h.q. , tin. 41E11 AK, .4101,14. tetei.lei Imo the freland. ...uh•. Siest 11,. ith.Alt the 1116 I hate ilikieNtiley the 'Husain that I. ii• itti sot ".i1111 VIC' 011 kt.05% the I IMO, higlahal hats' stalketill; hecootic I • ■hi., VIIII1c. but fi0 .0•.I.,.. ,.ill A .•,:t01 4,0 . ,thtl.1 0,1 tiAlirr,er Vin mat! heaters hot the cY.'•(t lee A demehe the Ni eAr - Its tJuse .1{e the) ileprIllg Of the Ern-, tat do,: di • 1111.[. tease.. di'.'. Id of .1 deLl.lit tr•th Ilse re Mon.-211 dokt Su minter! 5.p-cl..* girl,. • Aslth . ally :ate L lib., play tte eti Civets- ,1 A dierhoo. ihdn the , our 1',,P"'"'. 11.th,, • 'spew kicentin t. - Osumi.: sk• Carlini, int tears filt.tewrol ,irtl lire le-Fth, well l'hi the ssteolr Wait, Id-I aitut ...leo) ii 1'..,r , . th,yr •,Arrt, hen they me hist plain snip ittaruthed Ley pate ,,A111;11 Ale (Si -untie tides mat! match, front and this Is wheie Englund is J y1111146. 101 ',of eikvnititer with the La I really tail They have nit It, the Firtich. Chi. faith its-,7rti.efi, (A►I). sti they heat helilTh.1 by font iiie) re ail running seures1 tall htsck sit i/diell their IVeitor,/ them Iv. set Ilthithentl .oily started h• pLt!, open_ tries to nil \Se bean Tltc 17iensts. pretenders is • 411 clout claw up nun tps Were the french ounraleing ditraetme nigh) m the Iasi sill:Mel France will be a real test ha III. Fish N.muns Hite \'t-, this ',tax 'treatise the trip...ants mtiettst Wales? I think not a titan vilkt .1m1 UrilitA. Their the .:tilting edge id hail ground the i tips-Athol loin /1110 Contrast that with Inglansf, side rho be no reconi wore tang. inks,] -intrust and the flora during the previous sixty jetharnuinces aganist Ss setts. ql Wight have won NW' England might fired that to Itelaral Against the Scots. they minutes. However. this tactic will their e,anieN sn far, hut li.Althritty. iirvirtestiyrwie the Ftenek and es en said that England didn't play well Inn against shover ',Liniments like they '11 he getting their anise inure distaitting, lu iweresurnatt. Ian the first hour. But how long Feiner just as it did agsunsi the New upputo: their own sta.:tells. IS a recipe ten &Vs a game of nigh> lase' The Zealand Barbarians whim the disaster. II the Films:it lirnse I don't want its siminit ••• rest's': occuted and Fneland found team% rampant scoring in the last like Mickey Skinner - come txtheying in their own ability then ill ihernselses cynics-ding ptilillY. 20 minutes of both games was a , they Kate the taloa tu bring think id it_ I don't want to dies liiV/3174sihe end. testimony to the magnificent like him collet. But just sit hack England back down lc earth when strength anti stunina of the Key decisions 411ill events were and w7ucli as l'nuice gels a they belting. fneward!, who had eflectively also firmly in our rayon! during, lEttrotrashing Laurence .-0 Julian Belts hashed hole. in the Daliagho so those two games Scotland were opposition's line The). inure slum Chris Straw first denied a hiaLint try and then to Nationwide League atom, will be up for this tine. and .ski insult us injury found Divhdon Two RNA-with luth s Shies shell 4 Bristol Rufus (..(VWC v Gtllmghatn Mu lei ill s Wycombe Non-county v Brent!. rid Europe's quarter-final countdown Pitt.'ehoe, •u0 !'RI-n..0111 +,1 Newcastle fare NEwcAsTLE V convincingly liar• should 30t1 MIPPlirl. MAN Pon should also see Ponsis LIVERPOOL V SK SRANN MONACO i ld,ati5rh.ire1 ltroV their UEF ss Cup The GLYIrttiGN v your nation's ' dangerous Bra/than Flusi■A ( :1■ their quarter-final stash with he reliesed experienced Belgian representative in Europe's snikeforce ol Jude! and Anur LiVer110•11 iti41 lit tsar. ia Maoism nest week with mastermind Emu Sclfo is premier club competition used return from injury. SC/WIWI:V.4m opposition alter trepidatkin. after the Iwo of injured But a United Nations 1141. 1,1.1r1 though you etin't forget that United's perfomuinces in being dumped out of the Man Shearer iti wikefine consisting of Nigerian linage of Hasid Ifes..thinn Europe this %caw have been UEFA t'up bs banish outfit Though Ktiegart's Newcastle Victor lkpeba, who excited A' s, at ions' itic I vague grinning homily at you In an inconsiment, with Brandby hunt year, disposed of Meta in Um much in his country's Olympic Ditision I hree Ten paid twenty Ilionsaind comprehensive defeat against Norwegian football has ■ competition before Christmas, triumph, and prolific Bearillan 4. ■ neck to do this yrni knew type Juvemits in Turin and a pitiful propsenal in recent years, with they lost the away kg. and Ring marlaman Sonny Anderson. has 1):1/101.,.., ■11 tift11:11..11 way' tram behind his home defeat to Fcrencvaros the national team faring well Kenny's inheritance face a much reaped eight of their I3 lik.TA t111111171 unkialbly floppy fringe. alter being combined with impressive against many nations not least tougher French conuiruakat Cup iltrals so far. scoring yet another thirty yard victoria away to the England. So Roy Evans' side against kisgue-leaders Monaco. Can Les Ferdinand improve I", user screamer itigehell your dub? Hungarians. and at Rapid must be on top of their game if If anyone on Tyneside on his four-gaol LTITA Cup haul Ilull Noniump4k.a Funhermore, are Man Uid Vienna. they wish In prrognists, tuiderestimiaes this any sod shoot Newcastle tn victory I.cr tot,, orient • ti•tettet capable of beating one of The head says Porto The 'Stan the man' and Robbie prineipulny. they shook, think without his Englund scant-mute. red.tholehl v Clunitridge Europe's Most prestigious clubs.? heart just about whimpers Fowler will have to finish henry again. Dumped out of this or will Crank flair overciime Torquay Porto are one of this season's Manchester United after a than against Blackburn tecently tournament by Leeds 18 months English passion. giving Monte rum tennis, and despite their violent heating front the while Liverpool's Viking agss this season's leant is one of Ca d° more than jusa the -030th Sunday March 2 unexpected fad league defeat of conscience. Just dual hold your defenders Stig Inge Bjomehye the savaged in its seventy-year anniversary of Grimaldi royal FA curling Prentiershisi the season against lowly breath. and Bjorn Tore Kv•ne conk' history. htnisting a squad of rale ki celebrate? ,v,hni Viii s I 1,crpooi Chris Leadbeater be the key 10 denying their SAlgueinx last ice kind. they internationals that knocked out Paul Itrovin remain twelve points clear at the country nien twos tuxigh GOITIlaTI shies top of the table.VVednesday Knit Ohene-Hlan ay

22 LEEDS STUDENT Friday Fab-tarty 2a 1997 Catch 22 acheive 'Ultimate' goal in winning National Indoor Championships

BUSA NEWS FIRST-EVER TITLE MOTOR SPORT HIE National Student Nliotur Sport Championship comes to Leeds for the first time since 1990 de, weekend. the event C1111hIsL, of• FOR FRISBEE ACES take AL1111101 77 the Warwick Rears I _30arT1 111111111170y, The ,ante lealll haul 1• .1.- Moult! Preston Sheet are the new CalCt In 1.1s1 ear and the Northern National hut the home Irani „ Lilly, which will mu It- Student onheatahle form thus year. midnight to num on Sall& • wlllllllli the came 16-4 fill nmirlg hanipions after 'the', went on to meet top The course will wind roan,: w inning the Indoor seeds Skunks Rh in In•idt it the 'foil...41UL- 1).L1,-, Snulliarnion I 'In verNify in the „aid Tournament on home planuh I Iii. final. and both teems were /r1.!:t111..:1, man Ilte 1.171 equally motivated tin the They finished top of game. i I tell qualifying pool. Catch took the upper hand early on Their defence was I .11 !et comprellenst vcI y I iinstandi g ty tight and N.OU,1"1,,111, .111•1 1.1 healing Cfan field enal,led them lo pi 4-0 up College and Sheffield'S before Skunks rceained all) JIU JITSU Thal Lds. s-111111141s1lfe sold started woring However. the Lot:este, points But Catch never (;RAIIANI 1Nillianis woo Jesters proved Is, he harder allowed them to 41CIEIC miii any the British .list Mist, opponents, 11.101 ('.tech kind ot rhythm with stifling marking and punishing Championship at last finding t hettisel es 7 .4 counter-attacks weekend's competition in doom wtlh only w o Skunks started to trade points. Bristol. minutes left on thy' clock but the damage hail already lip won the :!,141 rned.111 in ILL, A +yr J11.0.41_01[11! been done and with inspired ■■m ilio w.nir.11 Alt .-3tcp i passes ,ind cool heads from buck mg from from Smolt oltns ■I•nt the Leeds players managed to Hill. and awesome lakes in the level the sword. and lease lone by Mutt Minims. it them at the top tit their group became incresitiely apparent CANOEING Catch then easily won their that there was truing ui he only quarter-final match against one winner ILL Canoe Chili took ielythago. demonstrating their 'rhe %livable crowd were pert inthe Kt stiperuir defence arid tight. (realm". to a display ot Whitewater race on the passing offence. It Was -111 190 ULTIMATE HIGH: Catch 22 and Skunks pose after their epic final, above, while Larry Larkin is in more aw rat mu% near perfect active mode v Warwick Bears, below, and SI HIll picks up the trophy, left, for Catch 22 Pies: Pete Cotton River Dee last week. much fin the Bnsent wane who Ultimate frisbee before tunic The two.day e.weni only managed to score tour expired with the score at 9.0 se.il their first eset student Llangollen, Wales saw ihr.•c points to Catch's 13 to Leeds winning by 11-6 members of the club Ands Seeded sound in the Matt Himins won Me most .144itistrm, Simon Forre0 .1110 tournament. ("arch w ere Ark foul pOsses•onn valuable player award. but the (beg Tussle - compete iiieunsi expected to make the it the start ol the victory Was it great leant several other univerntleh III the final but they were Cresulting two point effort Wain event. never piing to he Mlle cap. An inch perfect Jed! Children. Leeds" This was lamed by the complacent about hammer throw from second team. are still trying to individual competition. in their semifinal Simon Hill to Larkin in the establish themselves On the which Mark Cole and Aaron against 'one. instantly student circuit. Stephenson joined their tea ni demoralised the tiring They finished in 12th mates in posting impressive Skunks place. despite being seeded partornumeer The visitors vauds Med to 16th and its the most difficult bring the disc hack up group . STUDENT GAMES the court. hut were Despite a Valiant effort quickly they were finally defeated by FOR many of the student intercepted by Skunks 2 in the I 1 th/1.7ah sporting population. the the flying place play-off season is coming lo an Gaffer Hinkins, Pete Cotton unwelcome end. and teed, Howes c1, for gifted • .41%1e-tell to fortunate enough, ant mallak; two huge events that will provide competition on a grander .ale. At the beginning of the Lister break. fidinhureh University is holding the British Pact' Lacey sees off Oxford University Carnes. Betweeen March N - 27 the Scottish MEN'S RUGBY UNION an Oxford mistake. had no counter to the swift, well-supported by a 1:11.••• institute will play host to it, LUU 1st XV 31 - 0 OxBr The Leeds side looked a confident bull-movement of and vocal crowd. lormidable outfit. exerting the hosts. Winning nearly esery rest of the country. By Paul Brown But In Mg that, in tremendous pressure and the Michael Brouthe line-out. and displaying between August - 31 '1'110 early tries from two early tries were just extended the lead to a well- decisive running and reward for their impressive deserved 19.0 at half-time tackling throughout the side. World Student Championship .Jackie Lacey set the whteh opening with a try of his own and two LI ll.1 never really looked in will pets ids: sitar pattern for Leeds' lines! with this conversions. and he ended dunger of conceding a try, let prise themselves o.i - League match. which Possession the game lop semi- with alone the match- eleven p4mits. converting They. effectively sealed stage. saw 1.1.7U run out By contrast. the visitors Mite PI hive chances victors early after the re-start convincing winners offered little re,islanCe. The game became with a quick try. and hardly venturing user the over Oxford. increasingly niggly as the eelehnned rowurds the end hull -way line. and w hen they AMERICAN FOOTBALL The home side look wiles tried desperately to with an owhichther. Brim& did manufacture a Ir, - immediate control, w tilt make an impact. and converted to !litany condemn IT promises lo he their .0.iring ',ppm tunny they Lacey 's blistering pace is:cashes:II flare -ups were a sorry Os ford to defeat. toughest trot yet. net could maintain common. Foams hog last Sundae '. taking him user to score possession long enough lie it Howes er. the mulch aas surprise defeat at the hands of after only six minutes, and NI he touched down playrd III cemmendable Newcastle. Leeds' Celtics must Pic. Shaun de he broke through again They could not handle wet Steyr[ spirit, with the home team now travel to Loughhoroueli In soon after to capitalise: on LUU's aegressive platy. and the 13CAFL play-offs 50

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BUSA semis Their failter was tad. amoinahme Needing ugly 11 paint SOMETI N1 Fs, through cheer determination from their Lana two lwaine gratie, alone. a Nide can Manage' in pull orr the result against Rigel uud ltuirana_ rtrc they want. 1•4.10i 11.10 Ow .ellt rs, I,' in the 14,1 lit r At Beckett Park lit MEN'S RUGBY UNION Inca 1 2 win, lerst.fig ISI•IVI kith the air k s 13ltlg ui t Wednesday, LNIUS11 dirt LMUSU 14 • 8 SOTON pane just that. beating Cardona par lbern hut By Chris Straw then ies.t.•ival lei NMI -tampion Institute in KON1Ali1111%, &Mil the man with officially the waist their BUSA Cup sinning game In counter the hatzeut In lime' whole would 41tarter, ftna I t he.ir prilblemx of the w Ind reaped twice, the +.0,1aki bring a top win. epiiomiiciI h) hard rewards in the 70th minute coiner sk-rearrier in mini], Time in send Itatvina work and strength tit when an eitecilent buck-row' ht Atnetiva. Catilnint relteard lo •ithcbc,Irr character, deservedly maim opened op the ehance for Nick RI .h.cra. Ira ,scort.- and took utit hl. isiorramot.111,1 the gives thent u place in the the fur comer homer League. last four. III ate causing ihinittes• Still. the seagulls behind the Converted try would have trawler lauglktl Illtar maths e Awakening been enough for Southampton 4r•c1. 011- when they heard that result. Yet it had all seemed a to snatch a victory. hat resolute deretid Ing, long way till when particularly by hooker Starry Southninplon took an I I I h- who was cornett nlf Ili the I iliSt minute lead thanks to a Minute. now 1.vIllS1J Mime. Lick-.ind-ause try from their winger Spirit It was the awakening that Salford Understandably delighted. LMUSU needed They had s:aption Nick 13rowit auk, -It bier' terry slow to start, hul a. was a 50-50 game. the hull mile on they came S111.111Limpl on pl4yr4.1 v..eil, hurl shot out 111146, into the game. it watt nun hit of extra -Tint Irma] hack oagt Jackson at -cerormitalt as that thiouvh fond Cartier wit.. chili r1.11:,,,i!, parmulutly inapteintve, 101111 . providing an excellent link perfarillanCe I WirlA110 I ...Lull between the puck and fly -hall 111 et ant: 711 IN t• It at fir 10 plat am any intlisithrak. tr. 411 Cul 40 Lloyd The Litter, ebtlily la 147,111,5• ever0+0415 aid their thintit...-• homier lin ',SIN,' ,t kirk Well in the ass iinard lab and did the 171:".1 thc5 Innen. al 1,111'3! i .4111_ inn! conditions sus prui iii j110 lite• I Jr:triode!, 'suds Au ,z sy I t..1 I • u •r• ,;.!.1t .3 ,},,,,.I 3111.• attJ '1•1;031 lu .telt? Mt a lead •v,.. 'lurk tar c-.ai vt, fl' uiu Ill The kelltur fltrn A telialis IL I Otr,,:111- 111,51. Val, Owl: line ruli, 11 tie meant thi: Ole ,e,,r4 1 tsr.:u.iii di, I. REACH FOR THE SKY: LMUSU dominating the line in Wednesday's game Pic: Nathan Thomas numb. aht.11 k gr.l, fritittlaturRy 10,11110f tt,,15 ifoo.ivevi.a-• It took Leeds arily MEN'S RUGBY UNION ink' ,tt sthNeNt 11.11f hi LUU 3rd XV 8 - 17 S'sea hut the came .Srth,nt. With then First so Ike twit', By Ben Proe lack,i in cut In Irian the right. 1 W(.) trios in the last fo.% ta!,e,.1 the hall off 111 Mytull whim minutes gave the scoreline Cheltenham hurdled sonirtilled it mat irlea.eil feminine .Inks Ih.d tree The an artificial look.. This was MEN'S RUGBY UNION in fact a closely fought Salhail Lallalkeeltel ...11:11.,,c LUU 2nd XV 27 - 14 C&G contest which LUU were =luck, to lose. By Ben Singleton Brilliant 11111. 113111133 331(10. hail iMNC t N IMPRESSIVE than matched last year's .:inerying 'hips in ltir endues. winners Swantien In ith evenly display put 1,1,1.1 in the defence by hailing a while igseto Itnight lint hall in which the semi-finals of the BUSA Myhilt who toriong ot bath wilim•lialvo Charnplon.ship. 11P.M;illy NIT-trick ,4:11, the matt it element. 11te home side proNed too Font nitwits Inter another attack Leeds went mio the break much for ClOtenhatil and on the right, ltli• dole In•ltgalai attend at 13..7 ciairte‘y at by (lamer. urn Jones wale with a irloucecler. who found it Ailmmn's try. Cork:encl.! cliort ;:us'14•1 rn stay in eurarrii as ensured ltit it:111'61m.: NI-named difficult to fmm1Irtcdre refilk so •elnse tirittl The cli Nog the Leeds forwards took AA 4-0 the gante was dead and stages, but Swiinsed , saperior charge. IltcZak'dismi sal,d sid..atiwliad loom was far prone the i.ritoai Leeds had dominated from tittle effect. A disappOink•:1 tnctor the begmrime will' A .1 White L•tIllIneAb{l that Tram captain Ailimin was, sharing' Iwct 1/1CS lit na many LUU 'pm in the tucklc. and we anderiallialubly• supriinted 10 nannies The second try win. FIGHTING IT OUT; LUU and Ch eitenharn battle for the hall PLC: Shaun de Wei Steyr• our unable get out of our It.t+C at the gunner- final stage of snatverled by the .42nd-off and LUU captain }im Cheltenham and filtiutea,ta throughout the match, However wen! awarded. a penalty try or iuhilata die BUSA championship, but captain. Ben Hinviand. Gwen i)orraniaecl his limn of the exertod little pressure dining the Lccda' May Crahum and Nick Leeds foiled to remained pleased with his A. 4 U1111, the halt hacks '11.ie entire side - find hall but Quite 41VIly with at Hadley crimpeted admiral:ay Clime:ciao right • matohin pett,rmAticc, operate'd effectively, tegulating Vet this was ni a one man lry hum Getham Janet. alter against the opposition, claiming (111111114N reel at the, I • 'he boys grilse everything the llow or ihe anal with quick quick they were awarder' three the maturity 01 the hall m muddy Llll1's 4llpeiln 1301 H snow in ?vlyttilIhtm...firvras l./hVittioly 1,117t.C1 ki lthde at ball and intelligent kicking penaltioi within the I.U1) n- conditions 'unlined up: 'vie held tocotscrite klafe. but very proud id ?Mo•. running horn Heft was our ltesI tealII yerK1 (MC Dating the 1,01:133ill hall Kir omit the end and did ran their oftlirtS Wulf 4.11.111111.• heel! Hart:slut tir•aell the midfield •cam)n, Thu $uc • rat hits fraught with vsklEnt• carne ha* at Lti Li and game fait apart " perlonita•e of 11w .1 tough season " was also instrumental in has went difficulties and scuttl es. applied consistent flTeN,Itre. and SunkPrkl team's %moo.. but 'WA tikiliKatycdelcIri.'" 51 IL, 1E1E17, S SPORT Five Nations preview on page 21 ENGLAND VA, FRANCE PLUS: DARTS LEGEND BOBBY GEORGE REVEALS WHY HE Is 13 LE TOPS' - PAGE 20 League stars teach Born a HAT-TRICK HERO harsh lesson MEN'S RUGBY LEAGUE LUU 50 - 0 L'BORO

By Ben Proe WITH only two games remaining, LULU have SINKS SALFORD one hand on t he inaugural National League Championship. Goal blitz shoots LUU into BUSA Cup final Although they arc top of the of the league, points MEN'S FOOTBALL Letxls countered Sallintl's difference could still make LUU 4 - 0 SALFORD more physical and direci all the difference. and game with good passing Leeds were obviously By Ben Burgerman hxaball in difficult conditions aware of this throughout the on a quagmire of a pitch. match. SHARP shooter Andy Saltird's early pressure was The were ahead w i thin lust Myhill bagged a absorbed, and with more of the one minute. after an play in their opponents half. the enterprising 611-yanl move fed brilliant hat-trick to home site began to stretch and to Ogilvie crossing at the propel LUU one step unsettle the previously compact corner. McCormack scored closer to BUSA glory. Sal ford defence again almost immediately Myhill opened the soaring on when forward pressure forced blasted throe Myhill 16 minutes when, unmarked, he a Loughhornugh mistake goals in just riser half-an- sharply turned in II corner foal] hour to seal a game cut to sit yards out. This inspired Errors 8(1 minutes due to the beds to impose themselves more on the game, and 10 efforts of the Leeds unexplained absence of the minutes later the skilful Jackson pack forced frequent handling original refenv. continued on page 23 errors from the visitors in the firm period. Riggs and Moran being especially effective. In contrast. strong running from ow.1 Diamond and Simons provided APARER.DAM_Ii_39_67_ LUU's hacks with an excellent INIATIMA _ 7292_149 platform, and silky passing led BANGKOK 195 355 to tries for Wright. Harrison BLUING Lft3311 and Armytage, giving LUU a BUDAPEST 79150 commanding 28-0 half-time DELF11/11/0411AY lead. MAIN 30 S6 The interval seemed to 538 break LUU's concentration ISTANBUL 44 157 little, and although Ihe visitors tO'BURG 256 389 never threatened. handling FM131P 211 errors denied Leeds several LISBON 79 121 tries curly on. ft was Ogilvie's UMA 202 492 second try, from a labulous MIAMI tiS 199 fV1eCurmack 51ip•tiss that got MILAN 49 97 the scoreboard moving again. NA1RDSII 202 339 with Army !age converting NEW YORK 102 155 hrilliantly from the touchline PARIS 34 68 Sloppy C "gm us RIO 201 339 travel SINGAPORE 220 410 siinntes later. Sauteing's VIENNA 15 121 ;Inset chip forced a We specialise in low cost travel TOF101170/SKIN11111&_114 194 Liusglihototigh drop out, and for students and young people ZURICH 70 95 Moran's strong funning led to providing support in over 150 offices 'Antares exclude lax' a second try for Rigg. As the throughout the world visitors began to tire. EUROSTAR MeCormack's cheeky pass RUSSELS/PARIS E49 rtn helped ArMytage to his second LEEDS with an iSiC card try, before sloppy tackling YHA ADVENTURE SHOP, allowed Diamond to seal the 117 121 Vicar Lane, victory. LONDON / Leeds LS1 6P1 Captain McCormack wits BANGKOK I SYDNEY / particularly plettsed that his LOS ANGELES / 0113 246 1155 side had conceded nu points: "I LONDON FROM 1680 asked lor u big points -victory, We monde a full range and that's _gist what the lads of server es for youth and student travellers, including gave me actuain/bus passes, On this form. it will take a travel Emu:ante. low cost spectacular el Inn from GOING FOR GOAL: Ben Jackson on the attack for LUU Pie: Shaun de Wet Stern accommodation, tar here. Livetpool lohn Moines to ID cards. adventure tours. deny I.L1L1 the National title