Beatengl the Blues \,,...13 01V 10 111111G Y01111 TO111 to LIFE HMS 12-13 Incorporating Juic, Magazine Guardian! NUS Student Newspaper of the Year February 21, 1997

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Beatengl the blues \,,...13_01V 10 111111G Y01111 TO111 TO LIFE HMS 12-13 Incorporating Juic, magazine Guardian! NUS Student Newspaper of the Year February 21, 1997

I-Spy with my little eye: don your two horns and tails for Red or dead: John Redwood a smokin' Valentine's night in Leeds' own hellfire club

Ifitcre cc n trp pages Ch.stlircailk pnipts 11617 PLUS: DAVID ADAM ON WHY EDUCATION FOR ALL IS GOOD NEWS FOR NO ONE THES IS WAR Vice-Chancellor Leslie Wagner (right) has ignored the pleas of staff and students by scrapping a university faculty. This week angry students stormed Wagner's office and demanded he

t. think again. Back the Leeds Student campaign to fight Leslie Wagner in a battle that we have to win

F111. STORY: PACES 4.5 COMMENT: PAGE 7 ATTACK: Students voice their anger outside Leslie Wagner's office DEFENCE: The Vice-Chancellor refused to meet turning protesters INSIDE: News 1-11, Comment 6-9, Feature 12-13, Outlook 15-19, Sport 20-24. Plus 24-page juice magazine 2 LEEDS STUDENT Fnday February 21. 1997

observation balcony. nervous head count it was declared A BRUCE Hartley presentation. People sat Starring Ruth WIllon. Robin Van Den and murmured_ Then the action got that the attendance had dipped below Mende John 7)msley. And featuring and would going. It turned out this the magic five hundred. Hue,. Owen a'. The Man Who Went have chomped was going to he a war This was bad news for everyone in STUDENT Up A Hill And Came Down In CM their movie with the armies cif the entire hall except Robin Van Den 111ACK the Afri.,-Caribbean sAlviet Haile, who linully had an excuse to Mountains 01 Butvatteracy. popcorn if any: A weekly sketch of student pains This week in Britain's Epics don't come much Impel' had been riding into battle against deliver the Henn V-style speech he'd than the Annual General Meeting. going. One ltte Exec powers NW Ray, Item practising all year 'Constitution award-winning student This is the widessrern version of couple es en grit it oil on the back Iola. Bruce [lanky and Gary Bench • the II: Why QUoraey Matters.' consliltuitinal Ow( 'em ups. and as It felt like sitting at the pictures paid. the bad and the lovely • But lvtore evetyone !moped out newspaper of the year the punters took their seats there was a through intennimible reels t)1 sidestepped the whizzing bullets. talking about the biggest farce since her.e. w expecwncy for Bruce's commervials with your hope of ever Cut to Wall Strut, and master ill the last AGM, there was still time for NEWS blockbuster. seeing the stars 0f the shim - raffle the universe Bruce Hartley presents a striking cameo by a new romantic Bruce. of course, is Finance ik prizes of t:506 and a holiday in the union accounts to the hero. Letvis Student Radio station Administration officer. and in the Budapest - slow ly dwindling .1%1*. sharela Oder, a-2441,000 not accounted manager Huw Owen. his campaign Crisis situation: wake or his box office flops when Al Iasi the curtain went up. It had tot - minor anomaly? Hartley is on ikir a sahhatical post cruelly Students take the running union elections it was crucial been stuck because the five hundred the ropes like Rocky mid-tight as interrupted. He go the crowds rowing he pulled off a dire‘iorial triumph people waded to make the meeting someone blasts: '1 don't know who with the immortal last line: "If we campaign to with this one. Such is the glamour of legitimate had only just filtered in. you are, what your job is or who voted have a vote of no confidence my name Wagner's doorstep these occasions that he was culled to Wilkin and Van Den Hende played for you How could you lose £240,0t al will he top of the list '' the front before the curtain went up out a beautiful duologue in the - did it go in your back pucket'r And frantically clutching atom pages 4-5 tun 11111) presented with a 'valentine's red opening scene. six upping sweet Pour Bruce will be deeply upset- their walkie talkies. Exec rose. "A love poem trial a secret constitutional soliloquies - hLe die one the idea someone doesn't know who were left ulunt-hiLed COMMENT admirer:. was then rend ali nut - a dm says five litindred people have to he is represents u horrible leandal. and despondent; heartwarming prologue in inbute to go through the rigmarole of voting for Then came the moment. The AGM whoever let Forrest Irish Question: one of the intlustry's best loved and against the motion that two guests grnund to a halt when some pedant Gumps into union figures. be allowed to watch titan the challenged qui nary. and after a politics ' just what are the IRA ACTIVISTS PLAY THE NUMBERS GAME TO SCUPPER AGM fighting for? page Credit FEATURE What to do in caper Leeds whenn Meeting chaos FRealiDSTER who 1211 up youre dead ‘yer £4110 on a student's credit yard has left her liable for the pages 12-13 w tulle afT1•01/nt. Sitf r. iwithary Psychology fresher Sherine ,%tin Selvurajith only Tory logic: discovered the problem last does not add up Saturday when a bill for the Politics' Mr crane :um arrived at her hall of BY ANNA CAUTE residence. Sentinel Towers. Spock talks Sherine called in the police `ION officials exclusively who diso ■sered her card had halv e been l+ont nnsuked ...mil:one at pages 16-17 ridiculed after the her prey tow. address .it Si N.fart,'s Ilal. to 1,1/411•re Ole hills biggest union wend ;y1.1 he'll su ;I; I he or the year was thud had been ..petting them True story: Fred's abandoned amid up and using the credit card nember at the top .d the view of England's farcical scenes. Ni6111:inClilt to onto various tour down under Angry Ntudent.2., Items 1111111 an Internet mail looked tot in dismay order service The troll Uitier compaity as the vital Annual Interview: Action. located in pages 22-23 General Meeting, was ondott is being investigated suddenly declared by ale which they hope inquorate - even will lead them to die identity of though it had already the Iraudster been running for one Unfortunate and a half hours. The cancellation Ras 13121110f1. it spokesperson for National meant that important Westntinister Bank. who sent business was not Miss Selvarajah the hills. Pic: Nathan Thomas discussed, including ASSEMBLY: The meeting before It was dissolved conunented: "We carry out an motions on The Sun and union members crammed hours being bored into apathy lot the AGM important tight against card into the hall but by 3.00pm submission. failure Ile said: "The vast crime. This is an unfortunate The meeting, scheduled the meeting, was halted "We wanted to give the majority of students are incident which highlights the for 1.30pm, had been amid fractious scenes and students a full time year willing to complain, but importance of keeping your delayed over 40 minutes as cries of farce as numbers long service as at other are not willing to get bank and credit card members of Exec tried to dipped below the 500 universities. We may not involved" companies informed of any entice passers-by into the mark. have a chance lo table this Attempts to reconvene changes in your current Riley Smith Hall with the The meeting dragged on until next ■:ear now," the meeting last Tuesday circumstance. for example lure Of .a £500 cash prize as union officials were halted by the Theatre address and change of job." ON THE HORIZON and a free holiday in concentrated on Criticism Group who pointed out that Sherine says she informed Budapest constitutional and financial the gathering of over 500 the hank and the credit curd Further criticism was ) with Stevie Sunshine Finally, at 2,10pm they matters squeezing out ha's people in the Riley Smith company of her change of levelled at the union's aehiev ed quoruey with 511t1 bid for a station manager Hall broke fire safety before last. summer. Saturday: A dry and rolistle sunny day advertising of the event address and the censorship debate regulations, She is also worried about the becoming cloudy. Max. temperature: with aver 10.000 conLerning The San being 9c 1417F 1. promotion dneuments left system of sending out bilk: "1 restocked on union shop think it is ridiculous to have Sunday: Overcast with rain spreading lying unused. Tiggy shelves the credit card numbers of a from the East. Ma xintuni temperature returning officer tor the person's card on the account NC 146E elections, acknowledged t. Aggrieved statement. It just poses a risk to Outlook for the rest of the week: the lack of publicity Huy. Owen. station the cardholder as anyone can Unsettled weather with showers, "It was difficult rot. advertise the AGM misuse their card, for example temperatures a little above average. manager of At'. fell Exec to particularly aggrieved and the elections at the using is for maitorder." the weythcreall Regional 41!Or I 441 41 - having proposed a motion same time and neither Unfortunately liar ennui!! Ruled for a full lime sabbaneal could be moved since the student the bill must he paid by officer. constitution specifies the her until the real culprit is A LOAD OF BALLS. lie was bitterly, date on w hick they should niund. Our look at the . lottery numbers disappointed and proposed he held," she aid She concluded: -I would /1101i. 11 of no confidence Paul lust like to say that bete an DISGRUNTLED: Huw Owen le the meeting raging: faLuh, rep. ',linnet! the CHALLENGER: Ginny Walcott international student, far away ifuln home, I can just do 0 011) CD CD CD Plc: Nathan Thomas -We've spent the last two puhliciry and student Pic: Nathan Thomas And the bonus ball: 13 tt al,out this hassle."

LEEDS STUDENT Fnday February 27 097 FUNSTERS SURVIVE 1,200 DEGREES HEAT - BAREFOOT

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GETTING HEATED: The first lesson starts upstairs as, outside. the fire gets lit (right} WARMING UP: A crowd gathers to watch the great feat as the coals are stoked up to the max FIREIVALKER! Hotfoot fundraisers set Rag week alight

EVER had a hurtling desire Hot exclusive by ANDREA KELLY to do something reall► crazy? reached a temperature over That's what 11 intrepid 1.200 degrees, l'ahrenheit. students did - and it was all in Nerves ahtlut what was to corm.. aid of charity. '.15)11 NI.Irraixti as rho header, of thy Rag week waN given a blazing gmup explained the \linple principle behind keeping your teei intact start by the late'.; addition ki their it catalogue of event:, - a Npon•ored .1111 vott ail it. yttU 'W.IitVe A V.11i, ruii lle lin:walk. The brave ptilip, 111 fear including Lards Student reporter te...:Ntl in their (Jut of the ■ Andy Kelk. walked over a jet miu iA11,14 or peopletl ie bati r 0.1;Akticij run of burning hot ember,. - which .ilk over Are. none have ev2r toluved ii t through with the itoivity ind their wor.st 11111n-)' .1 rank:tr.:tin Ita.• had t' et hi Nitit. DIN N quite a tulasi BAREFOOT IN THE DARK: Shoes off as the consider s," 1110 moment gets closer to pin ft in re.Npecitve, parer hum, at 45.1.1 tiel2reesi and aluminum] melt' at 1 ,114H1 deg-rce% HOT OR NOT? Embers the 100 crowd ouKid• LULU "1.!41 A I- iteclarrer - Iwysted 41a).1x: not. hot Tin got fired up as ,hut:' were removed and. to thif tune rnkties.'N tin:Arany r the filewaler ;aid ,iamething that walker. In:1dt their was die I'll nev1.111:::Ii.:( amber,, whi,.h had heen hurtling lor 4VVCT t admit imou, weprieal when they .111 hour. the vosittn and gni. tie. ti} do Nome +S ire eil-tinImutor Jennie Mcyncll via, rather odd Iftittp. but ;flier learning hi ■:tirittk)1 liag pitaset1 the event went off welI in Motions using my hotly and ps-etentling the tint time•wo did an ON enr 1i lo ihi, arid OtiAett in fionI of a hunch of con ipler.: • we alit sr.] man.. wt..] stranger.. 1 wins i.:orepletely al crowd It', raised liwarciie, -.0..-- Ngging Its go on the inc. do a, well as rione:, for charin, and tt Ate quemion I ger IKketi cruel often r. wa% gc.1•414.1 "what did it feel uni.1 to be perfectly Next eveiil to he organked by Ray lrione*t I have no idea_ The whole evening 1, could he a Npi red glass wtrlk - wfnitt a hliir • the runsinri_ rite walk and the vicv to prove that when it crane!: 10 exhilaratiiAl afterward., ratsinp nuiney. they are at the cumin! i I'll he ahlc to telt !try h one. ttimg edge. ttrandchiltircri :ihout he the day. I winked b.inloOt IJuinitle. hot 4nther and survived - noi ,onterhing fOrgeiting GETTING COLO FEET: The group try to HOT STUFF: The start of the celebrations as the intrepid \ In a hum. Andy conceal their nerves walkers cross the fiery barrier 4 LEEDS STUDENT Friday February 14 1997 DEMONSTRATORS STORM VICE-CHANCELLOR'S NEW8FILE `We shall not Plainly speaking B(314..ES who sierT with the student union constitution at their bedside have finally waken up hi Ilk' realisation that the whole thing is be moved' vow incomprehensible. n rheas (Anvil .Stnith. Union leaders are to call in the Plain lEnghsh society- to can lane their key regulations so the ordinary student can understand them. "The constitution can he male clearer so people aren't put oil h) ethnical oriling:' said I .itine Langton talsovet, Education officer at LUU. "It worked at York activists urnsersity where more people started coming in the union's general ANGRY students this week stormed Vice meetings." Chancellor Leslie Wagner's office in protest Ar 89 pages the constitution is already slimmer than in past yeais, against his plans to scrap their faculty. tart its list of protocols still includes Students from LMU's BY PHIL KERFOOT, sotindhites like: "i1rnendrneni, threatened Faculty of EDUCATION CORRESPONDENT brought to the published agenda Health and Social Care except amendments to a motion hniught under emergency business expressed their concerns in may he submitted to the ,Finance & one united voice. Administration Officer no later thtut Chanting. "They say cut- two working days before the hack: We say fight hack". over 70 students occupied the Chris Mahon of the Plain English conitior outside Wagner's society said they were ready for the office during thra, days of which was swiftly followed by challenge. "In my 26 yea& the decision to occupy Professor mass protest at his proposed experience here I would have to say Wagner's office. that student tamstitutirms are among cuts. They were outraged that the the most in need of translant tn." As reported in Leeds Student. plans only became known Wagner announced his intention through an internal e-mail to to move the five faculty structure staff in the faculty. and the of I-MU to four faculties a mime) students' union maintain that Boy racers ago. there was no correspondence before the decision was made. Disband Leader of the campaign. of 3-8 per cent every year by student members of the to deal with them so some good of it." come closer lie aims to dishand the mature student John Pear, said: Wagner hopes the closing of Socialist Workers Society like should come out "The faculty disbandment will the faculty will generate some of Debbie Jack She said LMUSU Exec said they IL ten' of hoping Faculty or Health and Social II- budding racer. job losses. the savings needed but the 'negotiations have got us supported the students' action in to be first to cross the finishing line in ("are and place the departments result in administnitive delay, and not dedsion has outraged students nowhere. we need a mass terms of allowing them printing an American car design competition in the remaining faculties in the enough resources. It will alfect who feel money should he taken campaign. It may seem extreme and room space, but could only are moving nearer to fultiling their university following the our CV - we will be getting our out of his own wage which has but so is Wagner's action.- support them through official dream. retirement of the Dean of the writes Matthew Geneve,' . degrees from the is rung allegedly increased again this The protest was roundly channels. An Ordinary General As reported in tarok student the lately, Valerie Kaye. departments. year n.)1:135,000. applauded by teaching unions Meeting is planned for 12.30pm group arc aiming in design. build and And fears are growing that "There has been no student Fears that these cuts would UNISON and NATFHE who on Monday in the Ems hall. race the vehicle themselves and now them may he similar closures at consultation, it Is not fine with us be just the start of a cost cutting have suggested strike action is have only five weeks to finish work lards. University. A spokesperson for the Vice- as Wagner thought" strategy spurred students on to not out of the que-stion. Other Concern on their car. students' unions including Chaneellin maintained that Ironically at the time students action. "Our cuncern IS how the cuts It hasn't been easy for the 20 Lancaster and Manchester wrote teaching staff. students and their were protesting against his will affect the current three years strung team. "Lack of bunch could PrOteStS in support of the action. courses would not he allected methods, Prottssor Wagner was of students." said LMUSU VP mean that not all of us will be able to Nik Peasgood. from West and at was merely a management at Rockingham Palace receiving Administration, Darren Green. go to America,- explained project co- Suakin protester Melanie Yorkshire Area NUS. said: move. an award for LMU's His ()pinion was criticised by ordinator Alex Coleman. Conlon said, This will make "Because it was based on a gut But students from the tacults 'pioneering' work with industry. students who feel it is a betrayal "This will he a teal shame Wagner think before he makes reaction by students it makes it dismissed the statement and However he has been told by the of support. This was dented by considering the hard work that cuts again 11 there are nil more important. tearing for the effect on their Higher Education Funding Exec who claim they are everybody has put in We are still protests now, he won't think "It worked well as a one-off degrees. organised an Council that LMU is one of the working in the students best appealing tin- sponsorship if anyone twice about doing it again". and was good in uniting students. impromptu meeting Mt Friday three most expensive universities The protest was spearheaded interests feels they are able to help us". The MI versi ty are now prepared The group are competing against in Britain and he must make cut, 90 universities in the contest Housing week fails to raise roof Brainy boffins sought Kissing FM CULT student gamest-ion A inapt change Is that POOR attendance at LUU's from Welfare officer Sarah managers at LMU said that those Blockbusters is to make a legendary presenter of KISS FM finally hit the Yorkshire Housing Week talks hate Reck. She is now having to send who had already visilxl them comeback - and is auditioning Blockbusters, Bob Hol ness, airwaves last Friday taking advantage prompted concerns of apathy out letters to students seemed to he "much more clued in Leeds on Wednesday, will not he fronting the new of the Valentine theme. writes Sarah about accommodation Issues, individually, because so few of up than in previous years." writes Naveed Raja. series. Schofield writes Judah Knight. Residential them turned up. They stressed that the main The trials will he held at The new quizmaster is to Kiss Cops hit Leeds shops and Corresporulent. Information systems fresher points to emphasise when the Hilton Hotel on Neville be Michael Aspel. presenter of bars in outrageous clubbing gear with The talks in hails of residence Richard Price said that he didn't choosing a house are not to sign Street. Any student over 18 7'hi3 / Your Life. handcuffs, whips and red lipstick. aimed to prospective ► give go to the talks because he did not anything before March 1st, to can apply for the series which Production will start on the One of the the lucky mapiems of a tenants a better understanding of know they were happening. only rem a property listed in the will now he a quit for adult new series at the end of big kiss was Leeds' own Lord Mayor. what is involved in house- LMU also ran a housing Code of Standards guide. and to contestants. February. The radio station has been a firm hunting. Many students are still campaign last week where the haggle with the landlord. The hopefuls who qualify Prospective contestants are favourite with listeners in laindon in the dark when it comes to talks were described by LMUSU Sarah Reck will he at will travel to Manchester to urged to call 0171 209 4480 and Manchester and now Leeds can housing and take the fat or VP Communications, Jim Clarence Docks on Monday film the BBC series, to be and leave their details saying tune into as mix of dance music on cheapest option. Evans, as "some being more evening. but if anyone needs made by Fremantle whether they want to appear 105.1FM. At l3udington hall, only 20 successful than others." advice or has any queries, they Productions. alone or with a friend. residents came to hear advice However, Student Advice can contact her on 2314221. 4

LEEDS STUDENT Friday February 21 loo? 5 OFFICE IN PROTEST AGAINST COURSE CUTBACKS A series of crises Till ,41•1, Int I \i I". 'I .• 1 ::1 WP• ';'1 I I ,-,1!1-1 'i..•1- l'I•q „Wig Philip Kr.flow. Wagner crime to Leeds inianuary 1994. alto previously' holding the same position at the University of North London. While there, students went on a week-lone occupation in response to 'appalling oven:mwding' advocated by him at the university. 'the universtty 's own magazine Fu sIF. described his seven- year term of office as an "unmitigated disaster "

His office at LMU has been fraught with decisions which have made him an unpopular man with students. A year ago there were murmurs that he would introduce top-up fees, which as yet have not been brought in. hut which prtwoked angry maims's. Lust November he announced he would restructure LMU, proposing 10 eliminate 21 courses, resulting in more student demonstrations. Just last week it was announced that the Chemistry department is to he slashed and students will he forced to earn on their degrees commuting to lludderstield.

LET US IN: Security guards stand firm against the student protesters trying to gain access to Wagner's office Pic: Cathy Greenhaigh Hypocrisy Wagner's attempts to cut costs have been met with charges of NEW HEROES hypocrisy in telatiim to the inflated BITCHING •ltAt: ()1" his wage lie is currently the '111lE enterprising student WIVE-CHANCE L LOU SODS second highest payed Vice- campaign to save the Faculty of OFF Amara MOT IBEIFC,RIE TIM■Chancellor in the country, earning Health and Social Care has this amund [115,0011_ Student protesters to ow psf-twolt tat." tisaftsollat Ir•stft *wpm., of oft week made heroes out of to /yet Urea* MereraywuU.n ltrufwefttv Mt Good! chanted "Wagner take a wage cut' students who would ()chemise during this week's occupation not base stepped into the outside his office political limelight Jim livatis, VP Communioutons 11w leader or the campaign is ut tsIt'ti t', "tic orally has (0 John Pearl-, a mature suulem milky cots 'Mint:Where Hut our Hate and course representative. He to look it silt sides of the short - explains how he suddenly and and so la Vrtagiter vivett fus dramatically became inv Dived in side adequately. Floi3efully Hitt the denumstrations: week's consultation document he is supposed to produce will do this." I RECEIVED the information from anyone." Professor Wagner declined 10 " information last "1 want the Vice- etitronent for Leeds Student. week that Wagner was to Chancellor to speak to us divide the faculty of on our own terms, and I Additional research by Sue Lewis Health and Social Care will keep going until that FLASHBACK: The departure of Wagner from the University of North London was into other faculties. happens. celebrated by Its student magazine, FUSE. Now his unpopularity is growing in Leeds "I decided to take I feel that this is part of action because I feel a general attack on the strongly about this issue education system and the Be part of tomorrows' healthcare

Be an enlightened NG and believe it is the wrong health service. thing to do. "I'm a mature student 9 solutions by giving a little of your I am angry that the and am about £7,000 in volunteer... time... today

people affected by the debt. It would certainly LS2 cuts don't know what is make more sense if the happening. We haven't fat cat Wagner took ds, If you are over 18 been given any accurate a cut. call free for further information Lee

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6 LEEDS STUDENT Friday February 21 1997 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. THE IRA CELEBRATE THE END OF THE CEASEFIRE TUDEN Ley-bt Aiwkno Art wedlrpOktkiii IlewRivr/cr +cis nig mto.14131.. ul Sleborx■Iiisie ',rats llnivergaty ami other Ift 404 Amiina 1.ertid All our ,joutritdi,IA lib, try u cote rd anhIslia )..14 11,1^a any thc w• and /ttlpf itcnucwrin we invited

Editor [)avid Smith Deputy Editor The murderers Ben East

Juier15 Editor Owen Ciibson

SECTION EDITORS

Arts Clare LIAO' Justin Penrose Lauren Pushkin

Rooks Spike Linden Thornton without a cause

Clubs FTER a flurry Sarah Monk of attacks on Nick ()Neal ly the security Comment forces last week Sue Barnard culminating in the Kate Bingham murder of Lance Fashion Bombardier Clare Edwards Willem Jasper! Restorick, the IRA Jenni Jones announced this is not .lenm Letts a phoney war. And Features here we were, Emma Al-iumaili thinking that picking Chris 1.eadbearer Mike Pflanz off random soldiers Katy Regan and shopping centres Listings was just mindless Joe Downie action-man violence. That articles such as Musk Owen Gibson this one are being written Piers Martin on the first anniversary of Chris Mooney the end of the ceasefire is News a further indication of Ahhic Jones how the IRA's campaign Andy Kelk of violence. too bizarre to Shiraz Latani Naveed Raja be taken seriously, has already been distanced to Pictures the history books. Willem Jasper!. Interest in the IRA seems Deputy Sarah Davis to he waning. Many, I would suggest even the Politics terrorists themselves. have Tina Bunsen forgotten what the IRA is Jackets remain the height of Jacob Hickey lighting for This is fashion. Everyone you speak reflected in a press coverage has at least one measure of Production green blood coursing through shift from political debate to Steve Cooper their veins which accounts for conventional murder-victim Tony Keaveney their musical and artistic talent, Oliver Quinn BY KATE BINGHAM coverage of broken parents keen ss it and endearing streak and the nauseating headline of Mild CM, . Science David Adam from witness Lorraine Saturday's Five Nations Alex Kibble McElroy: "I keep seeing match was highly significant Barry McKeman soldier's smile- (Times remonstrations. In the past, a like some frenzied hamster success as a union AGM in not _just because the English Friday 14), few wrongly jailed scapegoats. round a vicious conundrum of attracting support. It the people finally found a sport we're any Sport Restorick's parents want to complementary: visa and post its own creation: Goiernmem of Northern lreland did want to good at, but because it was the Zoe Feller draw as much media attention as head of Sinn Fein haven't won't -talk unless we stop break off from the rest of first time in 75 years the Alex Gubbay as possible to the atrocity in the exactly put the learnt God into bombing: we bomb it Britain, they would he met with anthem of the colonial Paul Wilson hope that talks will finally end any would-he terrorist and the Government won't talk. I doubt disappointment but probably oppressor was heard at Total Football the killings. Most people's gut bereaved parents blame the even Richard Whitely would little resistance. Britain is a) Lansdowne road, We are all Kofi Ohene•Dian reaction would he one of government for letting peace struggle to solve that one_ longer a colonial power and aware of British colonial "slip through their lingers-. doesn't want to he. crimes against countries like 'television support. hut isn't this playing However. the 'don't take RISH PM John Bruton It's a thing with Africa and India but remain Joe Lkiwnie into the IRA's hands similar in the any notice, it'll only encourage made a good point when he Scotland. Every now and then ignorant of the oppression Malt James Shooting a soldier Jenny Wood hack hum 2,000 yards vs its the them' stance of successive Inoted that the "IRA they decide that, while which led to the 1922 uprising force of a three 'ton truck British governments seems to campaign iti.ann-Irish and everyone thinks British politics and winch limns the rom of Travel dcsiencd to incapacitate an he paying otr Adams is contrary to the interests or all leaves something to he desired. IRA antipathy. Tamsin Martin aircraft, or Flattening Marks worried his issue will be Ireland-. Apart from the they at least have some chance While condemning that Jo Young and Spencer's. I% not warfare shelved until after the General obvious limns on Belfast's of opting out. Little things like ignorance. perhaps this hul a sick advents' 1117 ploy to Election (although he shouldn't ability to attract husinesscs or taxes and employment statistics distance allowed to events Nu DEPARTMENT HEADS provoke puhtic outcry and take it personally I and recent American tourists. the IRA usually persuade them fresh in our shared history force a Lornpromise. attacks seem more like seems to have overlooked one blhetwise. We're a piddling should be taken as a signal of Business Manager Restorick's media campaign is. memorial services for past minor tact - the people of little nation anyway so why on friendship and harmony from Helen Whiteoak unwittingly. precisely what the atrocities or proof they still Ireland seem to be quite happy earth fragment? Irish people to the British- Editorial hotline: IRA w ants and infinitely better know how to use a 50fi sniper. with things the way they are- The good news is Irish- friendship blatant 10 all but the (0113) 243 4727 than their ambassador Gerry Political debate has Last time they wanted out of British cultural relations have IRA who continue to use a Advertising hotline: Adams, with or without the telescoped to getting round British rule :here was a well never heen better. Irish nights, batik no one wants fought as call Helen Whiteoak on tables with the policies in he patronised uprising, whereas Guinness and knee-dislocating an excuse to power-trip off (0113) 231 4251 or Appeals against retaliation, discuss.eil remaining elusive, today's freedom fighters seem dancing from cocky little murdenng an "outgoing. 0850 488 543 aren't referring to political This leaves the IRA running to he having about as much Americans in sequinned holm) triendly young man". LEEDS STUDENT Fnday February 21 1997 7 EM'S PEOPLE 1 (THE SOCiETN/ BALL ... A CHANCE To THROW r -LEE-1)s ASIDE 11-iE. TRAPPINGS OF STUDENT LIFE. STUDEN AND Et•any AN EVE.1.11Nct OF SOPHISTICAT1N ...NOT ELE9kNOE ANA REFINEMENT... SAYS •Look back in anger AT last, students have a real cause to fight for and are doing themselves proud. They are saving enough is enough to I.eslie Wagner, the LMU boss who wants to shut down their faculty without consultation. They have been on the march this week and on Monday staged a sit-in right up to midnight. They have sem out a clear signal that university bosses cannot just push students around. The lessons on' clear both for university managers and the leaders of students' unions. Leslie Wagner must think twice before imposing sweeping measures which affect so many...and could cost the jobs of university staff. Questions have to be asked about the leadership it a man who carps on about cutting costs while receiving one of the biggest pay packets of any Vice-Chancellor in the country. A year ago he led calls for students to pay top- up lees to fund higher education. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Now, closer to home, he is making students suffer despite his massive salary of around t.:135.000 44,ce ea ,-fir toed 4eadd ti state an feat de497‘exieeed at rite aotazate It seems that when LMI! has to tighten ElN het:, Wagner will ensure he is the Iasi to pay. eicayatelta aK tyre lejec ei media exposure evada . t eozeative United et,taid.94. eitete . a a tie 6e4eget weed eaavurtiziaelat, cash prize AK Bin tile Vice-Charicellor has succeeded in one achievement that hits baffled students' union aKd evetzi week. Write to The Editor at Leeds Student, LUU PO Box 157, I...aders for years He has united students behind a cause and Leeds LS1 1UH, fax (0113) 246 7953 or drop by the LMUSU office. motivated theist to take direct action. For the first time in years. apathy is dead Students ate ottm . No suit of artificial meetings or contrived campaigns has conic close to gaining anything like this amount ia-suppint HATING This tell( Us that members of union Execs arc usually out of touch with the uses that really student cheer matter to students. Dear Editor, nearbv pass my window extend my sincere thanks It also says something about political activlsni OUR TORY and cheer my day greatly for the many kindnesses among students today. Ii says that students are I Nail registered disabled by waving their afforded me and wish all willing to rattle the cage when they realise with a cat do- ascu Lir greetings. concerned success in education cuts of t.vt them - and, enmally. when disorder after a stroke. I There has e been many their futures. ihey know their actions can nuke a difference. live in a ground floor flat occasions when I have Futile BAITING with a large hay window been grateful for help and Michael Grace overlooking St Murk's assistance in carrying The people who run students' unions - from Dear Editor. government. Street. Many of the bags from taxi to home_ Editor 's reply: Students. Leeds to the NUS - have missed the point with their That said, anyone students accommodated May I, through you, tall can't but 'ern tired demonstrations and futile talk= shops. TORY-BAITING is, of wanting change should Leeds University Union's Annual General course a fine and vote Labour Ma will do Meeting has descended into a bureaucratic farce. honourable practice, so with a heavy heart with the only genuine issues - the only reason Your conclusion that and alter 18 years. their people turn up - marginalised by pointless fate looks sealed at last -the choice is yours- is technicalities. simply no conclusion at The centre of focus is But in this tale of Iwo univer-sities. the union at now firmly on what a all. The very point is fight the fascists I .MU has a golden opportunity to lead from the Labour Government that we have less choice Dear Editor, mainstreiun parties. to offer us little. is not I ront. will shape up like. than ever before. We are The British National acceptable when there', J Factional squabbling between Exec pragmatists' But your election offered a change of HAVING read the riveting Party lathes National possibility of a racist, :std Socialist Workers has to be put to one side - it's coverage surrenders party, not of direction. letters of Simon Kos ar Democrats) has announced fascist. homophobic only playing into Wagner's hands entirely to New Labour. This election is r Li is Dem) and Graham its intention to stand over candidate being elected- Instead the fight must go on. uniting students and a recent article already proving to he a Mann (LAh) over the last SO candidates across the issues where students have with the university staff who are also affected. missed the point of the bonfire of the hopes of two weeks. I felt motivated country, including our often spearheaded the If Wagner's plans go through. there's no telling Dr Faust analogy along ordinary, people to vane. Their enthusiasm region, the home of light. Please use your vote. who might be next in his uncompromising tithe to the way. Faust sold his for their parties' chances is Combat 18, an equally , ut costs Chris Chilvers soul kir absolute clearly alluring., However I despicable and violent nati Daniel Bolan knowledge and power. would like to offer a organisation. Leeds jek% ish Society This is a big one - so loin the Editor .5 reply: Cheer% while Labour have sold reason for those less The usual student Political Officer (Aren't Ar least their collective soul for Soul. inspired students to cast apathy towards the main Leeds Student campaign and Faust also Wanted a only ignorance and their votes for one of the political parties who seem Editor% reply. Hear, hear' impotence in ei fid noir show that students are back as a force to be reckoned with. OWN GOAL: Vote Atherton For President. Turn to Sport - page 22 gedaii5t 6G COMPLETE Contact Lenses

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He shoots, he scores. Adam bravely defends the A-level point system. Write to David Adam, Leeds Student, LUU, PO Box 157, Leeds LS1 1UH Big clubs are going Why we won't find any to winEA. good jobs this summer ELL done to Leicester City who F you are reading this Simon and Salty sixthformer have no W mon: of an automatic right to go to university succeeded in newspaper then chances than they have of playing for England or derailing, if are that you are a student, appearing as Macbeth fax the RSC. It may be temporarily. the or at the very least then it nice idea. and I'm sure that they'll have a great time but what's the point it they simply Chelsea media you were, will he or are aren't good enough. A couple of A-keels and express on Sunday. Ithe proud parent of one. If you a desire to do well can't he too much to ask. With the FA Cup read any other newspapers then Higher education for all is a noble cause. but the Trojan horse with which Thatcher devoid of many of the you will have been told in the diddled the unemployment figures is now bigger names, a very. past few weeks that you and opening to reveal its traitorous cargo, average Chelsea team your fellow student numbers University funding is at crisis point and, have been propelled to however, hard our beloved NUS patriarchs are increasing at a rate that you but) their heads in the sand it aim gonna hot-favourites by a will soon exceed the needs of improve. - media that insists on society. Further increases in the student num*: believing that no club means that the already meagre resources, The graduate job market will soon without a fancy which should be channelled towards those it reach saturation point, all the cushy could genuinely benefit will he diluted hs cantilever stand and a jobs will be filled and it will be drop-outs and dossers to the point where the couple of indoor bogs burger-flipping for the rest. Given size of someone's wad, not their bruin will has a right to even keep them at university. that student numbers have increased The very moon that everybody. regantless in recent times to a level where the of ability, has a right to complete a degree, at once famously quoted top 10 per cent university is trampling on the chances of of the population is now nearer to 33 those who can't afford to even have ago. The per cent and 60 per cent of all 18 existing pmbknis of studeru hardship arc well known, but a few gnuitis worth of ovemnon year-olds now have a chance of going could soon not be even he enough to see you to university, all of this would seem through to lira year exams. logical. However. there was a great deal of tats week. Oxford Umversity has huffing and puffing generated Iasi week finally given up the charade that its is based upon when Sir Ron Dearing suggested it, and perceived elitism compete academic excellency by consakrin,g even more when his preferred remedial with the so called big- charging its undergraduates an annual E.13000 boys. action was a liven on student numbers. course fee. That, before any kind of living "No one can be denied the right to enter The latest two-up, two- expenses, should be enough to see offany higher education: whined the President ones which can be down from the Premier nffniff, even the clever of your NUS, shortly followed with. this such a darned nuisance. Leagueship idea, together attitude is really short Sighted'', and "1 The ph from which higher education with the farcical situation wasn't out and if you say 1 was then I'm finance conies is not bottomless but the well of the league runners-up of academic talent is Moving the cut-off qualifying for the going home and taking my hat with me." Wisely, he does not wish to bite the hand point downwards may appear a nicer way of European Cup, is further that feeds him. ut least not until he achieves doing things but it is devaluing your degree. and proof of the way those at his dream of being a proper politician (you With hushed talk of pnValiSaLinn the top would like to see know the type that people listen to before tuition fees echoing around our more football headed. dismissing as an insincere twat). but do such established institutions should we not be more careful about who has the privilege of A Chester-110d- cloud-cuckoo land soundbites really help Portsinimth final with anyone? Non-competitiveness is MOM sampling the system whilst it-is still an Stockport lifting the Coca- widespread in school PE these days. but since approximate meritocracy. Cola cup and Wimbledon when did it apply to university admissions? sneaking off with the title should remind them about football being a funn....no can't bring myself' to write iL

ITH Easter a popular as the current series few weeks of Red Dwarf, the Creme away. Egg really is Spring's W essential item of chocolate- Cadbury's Creme Eggs based confectionery. are hack in the shops The Mars Bar may have and what a better place recently reinvented itself- by the world seems because going on about dead Red of them. Indians but no amount of Jim With George Doors Morri!,on-style philosophy is ping to make them as plugging them on telly and delicious as this perfect bite- \the new Fuse bar seeming as sized package of yolk) fondant 10 LEEDS STUDENT Friday Febivary 21 1997

1 in lit1'11', fZ-t Culprits fired up by Sunday Between 19:20 and 21:(W hours. thieves broke into a student's worn in Devonshire Hall by forcing a ground Boor window. They stole compact discs. .t flute, a dictophone. and ladies clothi ng alarming new 'ban Between 21:15 and 21:30. a A YEAR-long ban has been BY JAMES BANDY ;male suspect entered a house on imposed on two freshers for 'Richmond Mount through an wally distressed The punishment seems imlueked front door. As the setting oil a lire alarm at a unjustified and unreasonable. and doesn't .poet was leaving the Leeds college. tit the crime." rentises.at resident of the hous• The suspension has outraged the He added: "The college asked them if they knew it was a criminal offence and turned and was able to snatch students and their parents who video recorder back. The thief implied the [oilier would be informed. even claim that the alarm was triggered though selling off an alarm accidentally (.;RADUATINt; students • e off with a wallet and its are selling themselves contents. The suspect is accidentally. They have labelled it isn't an offence. They were made to feel short when it comes to described as an Asian male. "grOssly like criminals " unjust" and claim they are finding jobs. a new 5'8". in his mud-20s. of stock). being made scapegoats tin. an Phil alleges that the night before the build with :hon. dark hair. He disciplinary hearing another alarm was set society has claimed, was unshaven. wearing a dark 'offence which is a regular off, but that little or no action was taken: writes Mathew Genever. bomber jacket and jeans. • occurrence. 'They're making an example out of us. The Industrial Society The incident occurred when Phillip expected action to be taken. and that wed has been formed to help Tuesday Bromley and Sarah Wheeler. students perhaps be suspended for a couple of students understand at Trinity and All Saints, went to St. weeks, but not 12 months." what employees are Between lit 30 and 14:3o. looking for in job .\lhans Hall after a night in the college A petition of 276 names has been thieves kicked in the door of a applicants, bar. Phil said: "We were pushing and handed to the Dean by friends of the pair. properly on Mayville Road. but they were told that the matter was "out Fiona Kyte, secretary They are thought to have been shoving each other, just messing about. of hishands". A collection also raised £ 100. of the society. said "we driving a stolen red VW Golf pushed Sarah and she fell into the Friends have labelled the suspension hope that our society will The simnel:is are described as alarm and set it. oft" "unfair" and "overzealous". and added: give students a better being an Afrocaribbean male, Two other students reported the incident "Neither of them have been in any trouble chance of finding a job". 5'10. of slim build, and amund to a hall warden. who informed the Dean, before, they're both goad students." Anyone about to start 17 years, and a white male. Damian McHugh, and Phil and Sarah The college refused to COrnnicia, but a jobhunting who wants to 5'10, with short blonde hair, immediately admitted to the offence and union spokesman said nothing could he find out more about the wearing a blue sweat shirt, and apologita3d. However a disciplinary discussed until the appeal period lasting ten industrial society can possibly with an earring in his committee was called and the two were days has passed. phone Fiona Kyte on 274 right ear. suspended for 12 months tar gross Phil says he. has no immediate plans to 5462 or the chairman, negligence. return to the college_ "I'm not sure yet. but INDUSTRIOUS: Chairman Christopher Thomas Christopher Thomas. on Compiled by Phil's father says he is deeply angered at the moment I don't want anything to do wants to hear from you Pic: Nathan Thomas 0976 770009. Anna Carter by the division: "The whole- faintly are with them after what's happened." Graduate Required..

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Tali luck A RED FACED footballer was the laughing stock of his learn mates when they told him he Bear-faced cheek of needed a passport to gel into Wales, Tom Parks. 17. hid in the toilets of the coach as his leant, Ashford Town. went over the 'border' to play Merthyr Tydfil.

Bike Intrude izzly salon owner MOTORBIKE enthusiast Andy A MIX-UP over a special promotion offered by a Peters spent months building an 11 font Harley Davidson in his beauty salon has led to a student being threatened lounge at Parkstane. Dorset. with imprisonment. only to discover he had to Joanna White. a fourth BY ANNA CARTER knock down a w all to get it out. year French and Portuguese CRIME CORRESPONDENT tident witness student at Leeds University. my mistake, so I decided not to has been told that unless she ring the salon back about it", said POLICE have been hampered returns a giant cuddly polar Joanna. in their efforts to find the The next day Joanna received culprit of a spate of burglaries hear to the Roberto Moura noire phone calls from different at a convent in Kent. because Beauty Salon, it may take salon staff demanding the return of the nuns are under a vow ot her to court on theft charges. the beat silence. Whilst at the salon with a "I couldn't believe it They friend laSt Wednesday. Joanna wen: becoming ruder and miler French drips spotted some huge teddy hears and even accusing me of stealing it. I told them I was under no in the window and asked the TETLEY'S have designed a obligation whatsoever to bring new non-drip tea bag for use in receptionist if they were for back, and then they threatened to France. as the locals struggle to sale, call the police and have me Sent to use conventional hags without She was told that she could prison!" making a mess_ have a fox hear if she houghs any three products. 1 was really Stealing surprised. so 1 checked with two Eventually the manager other salon staff who confirmed the telephoned Joanna and told het that idler I thought it was a brilliant he was going to have her anested deal because the teddy mast have for stealing. been worth about E5o and buying "At this point. I was fuming so I three pnxtucts would only cult told thew to go ahead and call the about E police as I hadn't done anything Bargain wrong". she says. The police were called by the Feeling pleased with the salon who claimed Joanna had bargain, Joanna three hair products stolen the teddy bear However GERMANS with offensive and then claimed her Wily hear. "I when Joanna gave her version of surnames are refusing to was chatting and laughing with the the story. the police realised she change them in the face of assistants about how I would hail been unfairly accused and overwhelming social pressure. manage to carry it home as it is so declined to pursue the incident any The illustrious roll call includes big!". she said. further. Hein Roast Chicken. Vomit. But when she returned home Joanna says she feels very ill- Filth Man and even Hitler, that evening, her tionsa..mates told used by the salon and is adamant her that a woman from Roberto that she will nor return her toy: What a bills up Mourn salon had been trying to get "Sean the teddy is staying right BT BUNGLERS admitted to a in contact with her ,ill day. The here and will not he going hack. computing emir idler making a woman claimed thew had been a The whole thing was absolutely 'slight' mistake with Sandra mistake and Joanna should never ridiculous and was clearly their Stevens' rm Ante phone hill, have been allowed to have the fault." Instead or being charged for iedly hear. The salon have not contacted in I .2-4. Mrs. Stevens receised a "I was quite annoyed about her Joanna since the police dismissed bill for t 400,000. BEAR-ING UP: Joanna and Sean the bear, happy together now the legal wrangles have been constantly ringing me because as their accusations, and were sorted out PIC: Shaun de Wet Steyn far as I was concerned it was not unavailable for comment. Style-less council MAY OR Harold Maddociss has sprung to the defence of his Ashbourne townsfolk after claims that they are the ugliest Ball but no in Britain. Two at the town's inhabitants have already intercourse appeared on Chris Evans' TFI New knife Friday as 'Ugly Woke'. but Mr. Maildoeks retorted; "I don't HUNDREDS of revellers think our town is any better or danced Valentine's night worse tiff how people look." away at one of the few proposed halls to go ahead, Third time lucky attack link writes Shiraz Lalani. NEW mother Ruth Arishdore ANOTHER knife attack on female over her purse and her assailant Taking Liberties at has really given birth to one in student - the third in a kirtnight, made off with it. Kirkstall Brewery catered a million, as her son was horn has led to new fears for the safely of Last week. Leeds Student for 800 students on a night on February I 3th, the same women. writes Anna Curter. reported how a knife robber had of cancellations and no- birthday as her AND her hubby, Two women were approaching attacked two groups of female shows. The Intercourse Mark. the junction of Spring Road and students in two separate incident., night at 1.X1.1 was one of Htdingley Lane. when they were in I.S6. the principal casualties Swirl kid confronted by a man wielding a The same man is being hunted after less than WO tickets kitchen knife. for all the attacks. He is described were mold. TEN-year-old computer genius He demanded the students give as a scruffy white male of between Taking Liberties Daniel Tootey showed his him their pt1rSes_ Both women 20 and 25 years. between 5'T' and supremo Jim Albentosa worth by helping a gam,. steal managed to run away from the 5'9", of slim build with light brown said: "Other people were $10 million when he hypassed attacker. but were split up in the hair and a goatee. charging £2S. but our a bank's security system in confusion. A spokesperson for the police tickets were £5 and 800 Guilford. Australia One of the women was then said, 'We are still looking for this people had a wicked pursued by the knifeman who man and are obviously concerned night." ON THE COP: Revellers at the Valentine's Taking Liberties Compiled by caught up with her. and held a knife about the safety risk to women in Matt Genever to her body. Tlw woman handed the area"

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1111K face it. we're halfway through cheddar. Write rude messages in t the university year. and you know by Philadelphia, and blame it on a I1— now whether or not you moved in poltergeist who is somewhat pissed Pk of a long shot this one. but for the more 111111 with the right people, or for first off by the fact that they are leavin adventurous among you, why simply travel the Wind years, whether the fickle finger cif the disgusting underwear and smelly • when you can race around it? Get one of your mates University Accommodation Office washing up around its favourite to attempt to circumnavigate the globe in a private dealt you a corridor full of Grade A haunting zone_ Just remember to hi yacht (shouldn't be too hard to get hold of) while you nutters. your own rations. try to get round before them in your computerised hot You will also know by now '• If one of your chosen air balloon. Make sure you crash spectacularly - first whether these people are your ideal targets is a light sleeper. playing your one to the front page of 'The Mirror' gets an MBE! • housemates for next year. so if the music very loud late at night is a prospect of another nine months in guarantee of inter-house tension. the company of your chosen co- Some recommended listening: "Greetings. housemate habitants compares unfavourably - Slayer. 'Roar kraag yeah evil evl with tooth extraction performed by roar, live at the Dungeon of Torture.' Jack the Ripper without anaesthetic - DJ Boom Boom Bongo Bongo: while listening to 'Bad Boys Inc• The 'Blip Blip Bing Ring Bang Bang Mix s-Sides,' then this plan is for you. 962 If you hate the person in the room I . . When your whingeing next door with a passionate loathing housemate wants to watch their at is so scary it keeps you awake at favourite programme. make sure you "N ight, why bother to consider their insist on hogging the TV to watch er-sensitive link feelings if you The Best of Gardeners' World.' But - n't going to live with them again? make sure that their favourite ,A good argument warms the blood programme isn't 'The Best of *td saves on heating bills anyway - Gardeners' World,' or you could be Mee it as a way of economising. Here in for a very dodgy evening's arc some easy steps to becoming the viewing housemate that Hell decided was 'a Just make sure that you don't push little too demonic for us, thanks all things too far. Don't turn your the same.' housernates into psychopaths bent on 1- : • •.1 Not entirely original. but revenge, because we've all seen (k ) and write that essay now!' Oh stop it, you're just why stop at drinking their milk and 'Shallow Grave,' haven't we'? And tieing silly now. There have been sonic ridiculous slicing the corners off their cheese. make sure they don't throw you out, suggestions for a brighter spring on this page. but this Be inventive. Try putting marmite in because then you'll find yourself cold one takes the biscuit then snatches the rest of the their cornflakes and blaming it on the and miserable sitting in the snow, and "Freddie. have you been packet, scoffs that in two seconds flat, and heads off in rats. Get to work with a green marker that was what you were trying to search of the McVities factory. Consciences, eh? at my cornflakes again?" pen on their nice new pack of avoid all along.

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_;!titilfti 1)=1 r 4-6 music Stripping vicars? Relaxed chickens? It can only be an exclusive Mansun interview AT LAST, worthy • contenders to Oasis' ••••••••••• • ••••••••••••••••••••• crown as the best hand in the cosmos. Debut single • "All You Ciood. Good 7 I books People" is cooler than a IN,• February mooting and they -re from Leeds. • Prepare to claim you've Nigerian author Anne Giwa-Amu discusses the been into them for (mei, problems of her homeland and, erm, Sade ••••••••••••••• •••••••• •••••••• arts 8-10 I WHO WAS that ginger • gin anyway? These two are funny. irreverent and John Travolta grows wings in Michael while r • (Mr Evans take note) John Cleese has animal trouble, plus all the page 8-9 intelligent. Neither are • they likely to :shove usual news and reviews Divan Colour Scene • down our throats as we •••••••••• • •••• •••••••••••••• •w gag on our cornflakes. All in all, the best show clubs IP• to gel you out of hid for 11 j that bloody 9 o'clock. • The boys and girls of I Spy plus all the • news from the city of clubs • ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••11 BLIMEY! We've won a •lest series. It was almost lubs special worth staying up all night Centre for. In true English • fashion. I'd like to hail Atherton as a genius even • though he's been a Photo special as Juice documents the talentless, boring, evasive •nonentity for the last weird and wonderful world of I Spy couple of months • ••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • listings 15-22 I • OKAY; S.0 IT'S got some nice lights and stuff but The only place to get all the weeks • that doesn't change the fact that the music's cap. it's listings and television - what are you far too big and the queue's • ridiculous. Plus it's killing up to this weekned? centre • every other midweek night in Leeds - son it out kids. • • • • • • •••••• • • • • • • • • •••••• • • • • • there's nowt wicing with a hit of variety, now, is there? television • 23 j • Doh! BBC in drastic Simpsons blunder. L page 23 • Juice investigates... s [R ONE OF the • wont things about being a student. Total humiliation • guaranteed :IN the machine ri- YJuice's weekly rant at British culture 0,1611:7W,A ,10 ,11 1 11.,1101,. ■SIM 'flit' rtIVC p110.,1 ■1 i those lycra leotard-type blame places hie Harvey complaints so far! 31,Ake Olt: r, ogler cYmon defforts- that fasten with Nicks, Ok. so it's a great Now. where's Flit It to say " Look at nu. I'm nothing more than a piece of addition to (what used to he (mine, N. I'm so gorgeous and rich"? No coloured string. a cool and stylish city. But going doubt. But why do they So why has ibis haven't you noticed that so out hat IS going on? need to spend thousands and happened"? Where did style many saddos have gone and thousands of lov ely Is it just in rhoneY bought one of those on something that IT'S BAD entiugh • Leeds? Is it just awful tight (•shirts with resembles the latest that general election 1...,me? It's all labels, !Owls, market fashion- usually lever has already swept labels sweetie. Even splatteted across the worn by Bianca. in the media. but the union wandering around uni you front- and they wear it Eastenders. BOSS variety me even worse ALL the lime- even to can' fail to see some And untidier HUGO BOSS Power crazy prats lectures in the middle of wannabee wearing the thing- what's going on in playing at politics and and class go? sometimes winter latest pair of knee high clubs like Up Yer Ronson shouting in you outside feel underdressed when I go What's wrong with a hoots or carrying a tacky and Back to Basics? The he union when you try to a club and I haven't got a pair of jeans? I don't need blokes all sport those to run away. No one's black bag blurting out designer label slapped these labels, labels, labels hideous bright green shirts interested. Cret over it. \MSC:NINO in horrid across my (less than dahhhling. I love myself as I and the girls all seem to try fake gold. perfect) chest. Personally I am- and I've had no and squeeze themselves into By Owen Clibuory Why do they do it? Is 4 Juice Friday February 14 1997

O O 77 mans tin Two years ago we hailed MANSUN as "the best new band in Britain" after an incendiary gig at Brighton Beach. And how right we w ere. DELIA CRANE interviews a band on the verge of superstardom, while CHRIS MOONEY checks out the debut album, Attack of the Grey Lantern

Sleeper. It turns out that, as well through the whole gig, so Stove nish with this big furry coat." very five years or so, a as being an awful gig, they were rode out the gig and leathered "And a huge holt through his band like Mansun will all kicked out of their Middles- him. He just cracked his bass over eyelid." adds Chad."He's still got Ecome along, sponta- borough hotel when Sleeper's his head, but he deserved it." Paul it, it's just a hit more subtle now, neously combusting onto the bassist threw a chair at the wall in remains unabashed by the whole just a little ring" explains Paul. music scene with a bloody- the bar. Add this to vocalist Paul's incident. "He's got better nailvantish now minded determination to rumoured bouts of moodiness, It was in March that Mansun though, he wears Chattel. I've got claw their way to the top. and I get the distinct feeling an supported Cast, a period that was Chanel mascara, top of the range Few show so much promise, interview is about as welcome as to witness both the band's decline make-up's well worth the even fewer come close to MI- Selman Rushdie in a mosque. and. conversely, their ascent. At money." `Single of the Week?, fillinp expectations. Mansun Their first ever gig was a dis- the beginning. they had neither "Quite often we don't have to aren t unaware of this, for astrous affair at Liverpool's deal nor manager. and went on a huy it anyway," adds Chad, "cos Flyscreen - Shesmokes they nurse the kind of self Lomax where. according to Paul, hedonistic trip of self destruction. when we turn up at places, there's assurance that could only they got "loads of grief," either Oddly enough, it was this girls there offering to do our come with imminent success. for the way they dressed or where action that prompted Cast's man- make-up." Quiet. Loud. Quiet. Loud. catchy riff. Japan loved them, Amer- they came from. ager to take them under his wing. Sweaty Indic brats could strut their funky ica's expected to follow suit "We've had gigs," adds Paul, feeling that, unless he did, they'd o does being in Mansun stuff down at Stomp to this. Buy it just for and Britain, meanwhile, is "specially early on. where scallies kill themselves. "Yeah." remem- make you instantly more the cover of SyJ Barrett's "Bike" (not for warming to the idea. would come along expecting us to bers Paul. "gigs were always sec- attractive to women" Pink Floyd anoraks thought. A band with a S At their hotel. Paul and Chad be like Ocean Colour Scene. And ondary to having a good time, I "Dunn," says Chad, "I sup- sense or humour took a little worse for wear; when we weren't. they'd take an don't think anyone really pose people make more of an da.ted, confused and, undoubtedly instant dislike to us, but its hard expected us to still be going. We effort to come over and talk to Death in Vegas - Rekkit tote unaware of what city they're in to be anything other than a scatty spent that summer cleaning up you, but as soon as they get close Paul sits, zombie-like, glued to in this day and age." Fle's refer- and auditioning for a full time up and realise you look just as Kraftwerk with bass. Proof smoking dupe the football with the sound turned ring to the incident in Leicester drummer." shit as everyone else. they're not has one of two effects; it either makes you down, a tell-tale backstage pass which resulted in Stove, the Kass Drummer Andy Rathhone was interested." create brilliant music that borders on the slapped onto the bottom of his player. smashing his instrument spotted by Paul playing in an "I don't rhink you look as shit insane, or think everything you do is bril- jeans. over the head of a heckler. Abba covers band in Chester. as everyone else Chad," Paul liant. It's amazing what you can do with This, I'm told. is what you're "The guy was homophobic," "We just saw this nutter." he replies, coughing on his cigarette. machines and a limited imagination. And I like after two weeks on the road. continues Paul. "he was calling recalls, "and he had a heard and a "You look... miles worse." bet there's a moor in there somewhere Piers. and partying every night with him (Stove) queer and jibing him wig on and was wearing nail var- In Japan, where Mansun Spring Heel Jack - Bank of America (Island]

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music 5 on a mission toured at the beginning of Noveni- one!" focus of the audience? "Not really, die of lung cancer?" her, they reportedly created a big- "I'm just made up that they do. Paul: "They're girls, Chad." I'd rather be lead guitarist. Chad ger stir than either the Foo Fighters Chad: "No, brain cancer. 11 You're just a pawn really. It's just You don't get to many record has sung a lot of the stuff on the spread from his toe to his or Supergrass, besieged as they brain co. entertainment. You're either in or company bashes , do you? album.- "I only did hacking he used to play football barefoot." were by adoring fans at every cor- you're out and we're in. It's 11, "Not really," shrugs Paul. "We vocals." corrects Chad. Paul: (slightly puzzled but in ner. Bass player Stove reputedly simple as that — went to a pans, in London once but Paul: "For me. the whole point hysterics) "That's a hit of fucking did more than his fair share for they didn't know who we were so is to perform good music, every- bad luck innit?" Anglo-Japanese relations. but both they wouldn't let us in. They let thing else is irrelevant: the was Chad: "Quick game of kick the Paul and Chad seem surprised to The Smurfs in, though. We were you look, what you've got to say. can, you're not expecting it are hear of this. waiting at reception with The where you come from. The only you?" "I don't think Stove tapped off Smurfs and they went up to the thing that matters is the music." Moving on from bizarre deaths did he?" Paul asks Chad. "I mean counter and said, 'Can we see J F What about the capacity of to bizarre places to live. Andy, there were girls hanging around Cicino.' and the woman said 'Can music to provoke change? Mansun's drummer apparently the rooms and all that. They'd he I ask who's calling?', and there's Paul: 1 don't believe it does. 1 lives in a brothel. waiting for you at the airport and these three guys standing there. wouldn't expect a musician to "It's a long story really," says at the hotel to give you presents now. like. these eight fool change things, the same as I Paul, "I thought it was weird cos and stuff." ,..1when I went round to Chad attempts to his (Andy's) house. all explain. "Sometimes these guys kept ring- they'd say 'can we It's hard to be anything other ing up". come to your room "Yeah."' adds Chad, and talk to you?' and "blokes in macc were you'd say 'yeah. ok.' than a scally in this day and nailing up on the Then people see you doorstep, NO they '•r coming out of your actually had a sign put mom two hours later Paul Draper, Manson up on the door saying: with a couple of girls age! 'There is no business and interpret it the way being conducted front they want to. We know the score. smart's!" wouldn't expect Tony Blair to this residence, please go away.— we're quite cool with it, y'know' "Don't he tooled" a ams Chad, reform his hand. Being a musician "Hasn't worked though," says Did you learn any Japanese'? "cos they're NOT small, cute cud- is for making music and playing Paul. "cos people just think that's a "Wakuritnusen, which means 'I dly things. They 're HUGE." live while you're alive. then when cover." don't understand,' That came in A discussion ensues as to your dead, it's left behind. That's With their first LP. Atter), Of pretty handy." says Chad. whether The Smurfs wanted to do it, the end, (inn°. No musicians The Grey Lantern. out this week, "Yeah, and motnmo muo. a cover version of "Stripper Vicar" have ever changed anything." an album already expected to sur- which means 'make some noise, on their next album, (hardly the Bob Marley came close to it. pass definitive LPs by tooth the remembers Paul.You must have most obvious choice for The Chad: "But he was politically Manics and Radiohead, you'd rea- heard kiinnichiwa? Smurfs with its transvestite priest active as an individual, as well as sonably assume a tenuous amount Chad: "Weren't they gonna theme). Chad eventually decides being a musician. The potential for of pressure would attach itself to support Sleeper, then we got it?" it's Supergrass' single which is provoking change was stilt there. the hand. But you'd be wrong Paul: 'That's Kenickie, Chad." next in line fur The Smurf treat- he just died before he had the Paul shows little concern for the (Kenickie claim the Sleeper sup- ment. chance to instigate it." lofty expectations heaped on them: port was originally offered to them Despite the success of the hand, Paul: (showing more interest "I don't really care what any- but they turned it down.) "We're it seems Paul would prefer to take than he has done throughout the one else expects. All I know is that very grateful to Kenickie for lend- inure of a back seat role: "I don't whole interview 1"What did he die we've just done what we wanted to ing us a hand up the ladder of particularly like being a singer in a or"' do and made our own LP. As far as fame.- hand," says the reluctant vocalist. Chad. "Cancer' press goes, I don't give a shit what Chad: "Yeah. we owe the guys Is that because you're the main Paul: "Boh Marlboro. Did he people write about us," says Paul,

assured release. a debut that fully lives of dodgy vicars is revisited in the closing N up to their hilling iu tretb Student last "Dark Mavis" too - you can't help but won- year as the "best new band in Britain." der if Paul was an altar boy when he was Anyone that's seen Manson live will young and nubile. They haven't lost the he surprised: the snotty guitar thrashing has knack of agouti title either the band that been pummelled into submission in a very gave us 'Take It Easy Chicken" now play Abel( el Ike Grey Lido expensive studio. The producers, Mark "Naked Twister- and ask "You, Who Do FEEDERN (IMO Stem and Cliff Nona!, have just worked You Hate?" And, happily. it doesn't look with L.12 and REM, which shows just how like they care what any jumped-up music high Mansun are aiming. Early single "Egg writers say anyway; the "secret track" mod- Shaped Fred." a jaunty shoukaong that estly claims "the lyrics aren't supposed to TANGERINE seemed so fresh at the time now sounds like mean that much, they're just a vehicle for a an early demo, And what could have easily lovely voice. - been another Narthent Clomor is instead A grandiose album that can still fall of style, wit and ambition. laugh at itself, w hawser next? Well. I'm not NEW SINGLE The opening track lets you know too sure about the new look; they look what to expect- all sweeping James Bind uncomfortable in all that make-up and silk RELEASED 24.02.97 style strings and distorted. layered vocals. clobber. much like you'd sxpcct Mike Any charges of plagiarism are dispatched Atherton to look if Phil nitwit forced him 2 x CD • Limited Edition 7" Vinyl by the Oasis tactic (if simply admitting to it to wear a dress. I het they're itching to get ut. tH(4..3lty 1,5s, oohs. the track's called "The Chart Who Loved hack into their usual uniform of jeans and All formats available for under E5.00 Me". Each song has dipped into the best of fisherman's hats, Still. all good artists have the past and moulded something new to sutler. Live in February "Mansun's Only Love Song" sounds like There's bound to he hyperbole about 23RD MANCHESTER ACADEMY Suede in their DognanStur period, but /WM* of the Grey Lvapr► . but it's not per- unhindered by the whining yelps of Wen fect The drawn out "Disgusting" plods 25TH SHEFFIELD OCTAGON along . showing the danger of simply slap- t's amazing that Mansur) have even Anderson. 'Tax-Lms" 27TH LEEDS METROPOLITAN UNI. got around to releasing this album. Osmiinds and The Beatles in the couplet ping lavish production On average songs. Chatting to Paul Draper last Febru- "I'll be your tax-loss hoer from Liver:pi:air "She Makes My Nose Bleed" is a one-joke I ballad about et ts-aine that's as hiring as your FEEDER WILL SE MAKING THE FOLLOWIIIK. INSTORE APPEARANCE ary he looked a broken man: the 4.(ttecn and sum !taxis it in David Bowie lichum averaec coke-head It's certainty tot "die year old keyboard player had left choruses. But :1's 11,4 unioryo,,,hly rem, THURSDAY 27TH FEBRUARY. HMV LEEDS, ,„ lug backbone new Servant Pepper,- as one overexcited because he couldn't handle the fame. the there'. ..,,rtithe..1/,..,11,roak 1 VICTORIA WALK, HEADROW CENTRE hack put it. However. it is a relief to see our band sounded a mess and hr freely TIME. 4PM new hands hooking beyond three chord 1111311MV admitted that the drugs were out of con. but is tift 1.101C_ 'DAL! [111),o III NI ,. ITIMI de Cp14.7. melodies and "caosaomm" rhymes. It' they Ira When I told him that I a as looking been at thy o niln.,01 can eo from drug-milled fuck-ups to vision- For more mlonnabon on FEEDER note to: forward to seeing them play, he looked FEEDER CENTRAL, FREEPOST (LON 8534) LONDON,FTAIL .. earned tliea.I p4tottrate ( -Net. OW the ary poets in svelte months, then we should positively embarrassed: "honestly mate, wit TBH Vicar: "h, Plablic mine he excited alaatt the nett few years. This is we'rejtra try* to get it all hark lyras irro ■•• . %se., !at hiv daugh- a hand WW1 3 future together." Even more amazing. then. that roans water slot hr% a fp-,,17 cat they've given us such a complex and ter Mal fie we're sons hint with ho Aa The the I 7

6 j music Lawrence couldn't give a fig shout making "sen- ous" music. plumping Denim instead for the far easier do it on the computer" Novelty Rock (imidisc) option. 0/%/1) 57177 The Texas Aural Consequently. the album is crammed with potential c's hack. he's back theme tunes for badly- in Denim, and dubbed mid-Eighties soap Good G-reef! HDenim put the soul operas and early morning Reef-tactic! What in your rock 'n' roll. Well kids- shows: this is chop- Massacre? they did once with the ping mall music for the dt reef-reshing glonous Seventies ham- more discerning con- competition! Chris Evans loves them, but that doesn't stop JENNY mage. Bad. In Denim. but sumer. With REEF riding now all Lawrence. for- So with song titles WOOD saying what she wants about the new album such as - high in both the merly of indie romanti- Ankle from TEXAS, White On Blonde (Mercury) cists Felt. wants to di, Is Tanotis"and "Internet singles and albums make the simplest. most Curtains", and with lyrics crass derivative of eke- like: "Being int is no has- charts. your band ally people either love Blonde"; the lyrics A tro-pop currently known sle - girls love if. Yeah, it's generous Leeds or hate. Or adore. as in don't seen"' to make returning really great!" from the the embarrassing case much sense, but with a to man. Student and Sony are to the And yet bare-faced cheek of of Chris Evans-Influ- melody this good who Novelty Rock is music scene "Tampax Ad", now might running a ences cited for this cares? As for "Say genuinely wonderful. after a break of From the cheap chip- he the time for Lawrence competition for a four years can album include Massive What Yon Want": its a monk chirps of "The New to finally give up his day lucky reader and a usually boast a Attack and Fleetwood great song for those Potatoes- to the glucose- job and become the pop totally differ- Mac. but you'd have to folk wallowing in rela- friend. Up for grabs smeared melody of "On star he • always dreamed ent change of' look hard to see the tionship problems. of. are: 2 tickets for the similarities. Insane" Lets's not get ha, A Chicory Tip" to the direction. an slick Kraftwerk-lite sheen gig at 1,MUSI., on image overhaul comes from the David cynical here. This of "Supermarket". v Piers Martin or even just a 11ov/it: lets-get-a-drum album is surprisingly Thursday February eel the feeling that 27. a copy of the No I deeper under- and-bass-feel-to-this easy on the car in a not standing of the school of music. entirely unpleasant album ''Glow" each world man). Shakespeare's Sister way. Yes. it is a good but there's more... ln the case 01 would hove been album to whack on the Most red-blooded .1i: \as, despite pleased with "Post- stereo when life seems protestations Ur card". and "Breath- to he dealing you a girls would jump at "re-invention-. less" could have been rough hand. but it has the chance to meet none of the shove recorded ten years ago- its upbeat moments the UK's most seem to he partic- those cheesy eighties too. Ideal as unobtru- ularly true. keyboards and jolly sive background music. eligible bachelor. Atier two drum heats are all or equally us son locus Gary Stringer slightly disap- present and correct.. snug music. IC:, not all had 'according to some pointing albums Although not on the comes a news. however. "Draw - "must buy'- list, White third_ Whin, On Mg Crazy Patterns" is On Blonde has a cer- Blonde aims to by tar the best track - tain charm and is a escape from "I an infectious and welcome break from limy Want A highly addictive little the current Indic: vs. I _os er- territory number - a future Dance conundrum. - catchy coun- single perhaps? The try pop rock some goes for the title that tradition- track. "White On Bald Lawrence models his anti-slap hat

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18 books 7 FREEDOM TO SPEAK Anne Giwa-Amu speaks to LINDEN THORNTON about Sade and Nigeria's seemingly unsolvable cultural and political problems

nne Giwa-Ana's debut lose In live in Nigeria but not under country. Like her charaL ter. Giwa• novel tells the story of militairy rule" she replied. "I think AMU's mother H as Roush and she African Sade. a young the majority of Nigerians who are therefore grew up with more axial culture A educated enough to leas e have done prestige than those children whose Nigerian-British woman and over here may so rather than suhject themselves to parents were both black. In the he growing but her troubled marriage to the the rule of people who arc not fit-. society she grew up in. African she still feels friend of the man she really There has been a great deal of culture was pushed to one side. that we have loves. Set against the contraversy over the involvement of considered inferior to that of the far to go if backdrop or the civil war in major Western companies. such as West:"I don't speak any Nigerian prejudice is to Shell, in such a troubled country. language which I'm quite ashamed he banished the sixties. Sade is not only the Shell's presence provides such a of but it wasn't the thing to push forever. Inspire moving tale of a young life. large part of Nigeria's revenue that your children to learn about the jilt- of seeing the but also a valuable insight many argue that it should use its jot and the African rituals, religion cavil w ar first- into post-colonial Nigeria. influence to encourage a more and language" hand as a child. acceptable rule. Giwa-Amu is clear She does not mince her words The harsh militancy regime Givvii- Amu about the reasons for Western when assessing this situation. saying . . that caused the death of Ken claims that reluctance to get Involved:"I feel that"1 feel that to u certain extent moving to Wales - , Saru-Wiwa has recently. that the West feels it is in !hell hest post-colonial Nigeria has seen during her early teenage years was . seen elections but the interest a genocide. actually much worse for her \ 'successful' candidate, keep had / because-I didn't realise the racial Chief Abiola, has rulers in when you try to impose =dr,.:N7! stereotypes that exist in this country'. since been placed power ut of people Effort realty needs to he made if this under house arrest. because it your language, culture, and bhut when you situation is to improve:"these is in their thus making a yri,uy ti!)1 r=gee. sterotypes exist from Ims like Tartan interest to religion on people, that is t and Jane and the images people mockery of have exploit to creullitguiroen. aonnd seen and so I think people really democracy and exploit equivalent- to genocide' need to be educated but unfortunately human rights. someone people and try the Conservatives seem to feel that Nigeria clearly who is not vet v w ell educated and to make them someone different, that this is a waste of money".Sadly even has problems, it's quite shameful that a country is equivalent to genocide and this is in her role as a writer she has come r asked like Nigeria should be quite highly- an ongoing process- up against difficulties and she s, Giwa- developed by now and have rulers Giwa-Arnu attributes Nigeria's concludes the interview saying `, Amu. who who haven't even passed secondary lack of interest in its own culture that7"therc seems to be a very strong \\now lives in school". partly 01 the extensive tribal move against publishing Nigerian South conflicts there:"Respect for the writers because the publishing London. iwa-Amu is deeply saddened Western culture exists but I don't houses say there's a lack of market how she by the decline of African think it is in the interests of the there so. apart from Ben Okri, there 'or feels culture within Nigeria. Her government to promote any aren't that many Nigerian writers - abou i ammeter Sade has a British mother particular nail ve culture hecauk if being promoted which is a very sad the and as lawyer father and is therefore a they promote the Hausa culture the situation because it's a way of currect member of Nigeria's upper-class. As Yoruhas or the 'hos are going to get promoting African culture as well". ratuatism such it seems as though she could up in arms so it can't be done on a in her almost be a British girl as sell knows national scale". Sade is published by Are Books at country. -I'd and understands so little of her own £8.99

action takes place simultaneously in man's exploration of his own Cornwall and Calitbmia and s the mind and past as his sank!, Aer 4)1 involves many cross-Atlantic flights crumbles. His eccentricity . or thi s insanity. makes his talc into a The Cauldron 1 anti car chases. Exciting stuff A In 01 Her Peers The Underground Man I What I found so disappointing was book I tragi-comedy with his should the fact that the characters were all Jean Hanes Korelitz Mick Jackson personality providing the Colin Forbes perhaps Justification for both aspects of Macmillan £15.99 so stereotypical. Moloch is a 'small Macmillan £5.99 Picador £15.99 neat man in his late forties'. Not oiler up a the title. II is the Duke's mind your typical businessman then. confession. which also provides the novel emember Mick Jackson's e ( web-iron is the latest Whilst Joel Brand. Moloch's right namely that did not read this from cover to ctiver. nor with poetic weight as the Duke's name because it may not release from Cohn Forbes, his hand man is 'An ugly customer who did I speed-read. skipping chapters along the way. In fact. trains of thought seem to be of retract the mean much now her Ttwenty-third novel and. the does all Moloch's dirty work'. He a confession implies a measure of guilt so R the individuality that strike most of cover chit ins. 'his roast also comes out with class said confession because I'm glad l didn't judging from the excellence people only people only after a this. his debut novel, he is human and temfying to lines like "so maybe we The heroine of the story is Sybylla Muldoon, u young little too much waccy-bacey. destined for literary celebrity. In date', The plot centers should liquidate this Paula and brilliant public defender in New 'fork fighting for the Had it ever the city. right other words. if you don't like around the investigation of Grey." All of a sudden I rights of the downtrodden and destitute of occurred to you. for reading gushing all-approving Vincent Bernard Moloch. a teel like I am watching one on. One of her clients has just slabbed a little girl in the example, that book reviews. stop eliding now multi-millionaire. His of those Saturday morning street in front of witnesses galore and is captured by the perhaps the imam is because it Wans impossible to mysterious movements and cartoons with a battle police, knife in hand. The question is did he do it? Hey! just a hole in the the construction of 'dome- going on between the good don't put it down yet. it gels worse. Her friend Susu Patel find anything negative to say. sky, or that `might it so about The Underground Man. shaped buildings around guys and the bad guys. is a Chemistry professor and gym partner which is not be possible for a The novel is based around the California are causing a If the reader manages convenient because a mystery eapsulea-SD) has just bad night's sleep to At this real-life eccentric fifth Duke of British investigative team to ignore these cliches fallen out of the arm of her client , no kidding. somehow leave a Portland who became known for much distress. When a body (and it does take some point I quit. According to the blurb people start dying as trace of itself on Muldoon stumbles upon a conspiracy that will rock building a maze of tunnels under one's sheets? A is washed ashore in California and etiOn I there are however some Ms his estate Inspired by this. found by Paula Grey, one of the tense moments in the novel when the very heart of Americas legal system.... remnant of melancholy. perhaps, Jackson researched the Duke investigators, she is stunned when there is an clement of eagerness to This is writing's equivalent to painting by numbers, it which the linin could in some extensively and came up with his way absorb?' It is these insights she discovers that an identical find out what the new is tediously written and will be read by gazillions of own story of an eccentric ageing corpse appears a few weeks later on developments will be. but all to people who will love the way that no intelligence or into the Duke's mind and his Victorian duke who likes to forays into more accepted the coast of Cornwall. As the team often they are actually quite imagination is required to finish the five hundred pages. I get a very scary feeling that this is not the travel around his home and Victorian science and philosophy delve further into Moloch's predictable. Unfortunately my last we will hear from public defender estate by means of tunnels novel so activities they begin to realize what complex brain demands much more that make. this Muldoon although I'm relieved that her underground and in between the captivating and his character so an immense power he is. Once a suspense and originality than this hest mate got murdered early on Not walls. Due to this miusiveness. engaging. If a relaxed, lyrical small time business man, he has and frankly I was relieved when the your honour. an exaggerated mythology style and character explorations now won the influence of top whole saga was concluded_ Perhaps guilty Spike inevitably builds up around !rim are your cup of tea,. then Mick politicians and lawyers throughout Forbes's twenty-fourth novel will and to an extent deprives him of Britain and America. He appears Jackson is just the man for you finally clinch much needed sympathy. What unstoppable. follows is the portrayal of an old Linden Thornton) 'Throughout the hook most of the Lucy Rutherford

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FIERCE PUSHKIN goes to see if it made the earth move for her 1 CREATURES- 0 Cleese and Co back again. 1./s, Ai& take the wit of journalist). Dorothy Winters , _Ltrunis and ri. turns heaven sent in order to hring l.Tiemrc V011 ist together the most unlikely of this ffledlIWZM T {a dog trainer) and Huey up die stairs. The only ZCZ Danny Zuko, CINIICib, llIs ir41.1 Driscoll (the owner of the resemblance he has of an couples. vet our attention seems Fich (fallo! dress it like infamous dog Sparkyl. all angel is his enormous wings, to disregard this in order to focus tinurfis on Travol la 's screen presence. Vince Vega, focus their attention onto and these are what captivate Travoltu given 'poetic add a touch of Travoita. the camera is the other protagonists. licence" so to speak, to direct POWDER - his Phenomenon, and you domineered by him. The The character of Michael is character in which ever way he Prejudice of the the most entertaining unknown. Buy may have the recipe for audience we; a slob• chooses, His eating habits as I•) lightning slump down the aspect of the film. The plot Michael demonstrate the fun he ixei. nine, Illy pai,essi rr the perfect angel, but stairs. Unshaven. in itself is is able to have with his ad hue ierunrkanie qualifies in simple. role. Milk is poured down his thir. th, +ugh/ pr.soking not the ingredients dirty and fat. An throat. mountains of sugar are fanteby_ needed for a perfect Fie glares angel ate.. out to the added to everything and half of film. i. all lie eats end; up on his face. Michael easis John But is this lun created by SHE'S THE ONE - Babe tilled romantic Travoit a as an angel who Michael as a consiructed comedy. 'I v, 0 lives with all elderly lady character, or rather more by John irr. Travolta, who it seems fills an up in kv.rripin..sc-ii (Jean Stapleton). in Iowa. empty space in a barren plot-! lose ,ilitaiwn- However Michael is not Apart from being a 'Gigolo lchniki ArliAorl I r. with wings.Travalta F-rwisL make the conventional angel. appears to amalgamate inn riri. r n, Ma 4.J• I ,nr-N. usually thought of as. all his prey taus roles lo young. handsome . ethereal create the ultimate. THE PHANTOM - Comic strip and pure. He dominates the banter. I Yric He enters onto our screen screen • the Film and him.. OE hi soil )1.1411 1,c1111 in full personality The other esen mocks it But by relying so much ri= IlltIC ',fry Ill ori, main characters. Pansy Tras olta 's I Milbank Hite elderly lady I. upon light-. hal'. I h.ti 411 .0...ot! Frank Quinlan (a Wit I on.I personality. the fi lm

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tick ol klee.v 'ii ,.$1C ,A 11111.1 hints SIR: SIMON WINGER ▪ nAmaine her IainilA 11 Ow .141e T,;01.. STARS: Riff ZANE, CATHERINE ZETA JONES THE RIAU0 M EXTREME MEASURES 4:11 - Hospital thriller. he latest in a line of I , rine / ■Igi sill !R.! WV, I fig HugliCisant'i IWO.. 111115 cantle-strip adaptations. .1. ii 1,:, 1 Junk ltidlaha Jones in purple low 'tarts with ihi%ilVeretgC T The Phanfoni is it ls, II the idea "Ir 14),ptial ivos IC +salt .181Po:11 superhero music with a 1 lie pronto': • out ill arigtc, all.. qar. difference. The Phantom skulls •k cosh •deli with an cr.l 111,11 desires the I lacknIAJI himself (Hill} Zane/ is not harbour super hero ICI :h.:1 II le superhuman: be is. host es er. mysterious ris rchopalh la la [LaMar] I In the self-appointed guardian of powers addition the nil SLEEPERS - his native Bengalla Jungle- -Hat film that comedy and di, ern,.lrrt duo. Supposedly and its hidden treasures- from re.iults is fairly WI' work pal-ill:0ml\ loll true tale of the greed of tycoons like 1!'arcia 411 ll seeing it oil the f>I soon' revenge. Xander Drax I Treat ‘N'illiants). doesn't appeal. rest av-itied it'll 1_ ,.• • Armed otils. %till tart2i.q. -titaii. n,l;llstanrtn:, lit make great Chi-Li:tin:is tell!, III ,1 a .. erage twcim and .1 pair i a that v,taie. li ..14)es1'i Don't Its put till. liu.up h. 1,2M 1-12.irN . little ri,siiils. 11 '., the Phantom', poll b wilau,)■,, it taken al face %J.11w:- the l'hanrom •1.4, DT,P, and hi, le:aii 10 0 it ocLA•inn,LI io.iscle.rh,:s hcctiatt• 17. 11..:11t eraert.anirwnr whh:h Louise Norgate c-Ickids-. link:11.11,114 :I 1.111•:t1AIIIL: dud Its.. 1 I riic.'liNinnol wort,. yell And_ ii mithine else, arts 9 Brits Galore t's that time of year again Iwhen the film industry goes crazy in anticipation of its most coveted award ceremony. The Oscars are here again and amazingly, Hollywood movies do not dominate those nominated. 'rho Brni,i, II! in IlltnIMPti continues ,I , imheli ,.• %.tlble teitaissanc-c ;1.,. min,11,•,1 1 ,,f 'i I •- ..iird number of st,ItliCitrs Iiir• '.CJs \: !F ••1'., \1111:11:q .! s 'Plc L'1:1'1 1%h ralt,r! t , :ht-. N.- .1; •• :-.•;itlin: ... ,fficritter receo, rig ,11 , less than isselve pussibilitie, Iii going home with one of !tic colt) award, Along with outwit:alums for 1-.0,4 i Win ;Ind iiii vdrir li.-ilnli Fietin•:s. Kri‘tiii Sim Thqintas .111d Jiillwite Iiiitoehe tel Te4.-oguiti.sul tor their roles If -rt:- klig_ii■ti Patient, ait:irt,•••1 lt..ni NA1 , 01.1e1 I. i{l•L,4,11•••• kii.A.ci Pr;,•: 1...Intim:L. 1k...... 1„ ,,Ill•nilit 1...1 ill IQ ilic Oscars that it has been nominated for then it wilt be the biggest hind for any single is just asking to be mocked. A shows us who is controlling the reminds us of the character and becomes light entertainment film. film is expected to give us food events. The entire scene freezes Quentin Tarantino created to at its hest. Travolta's ode is a, Mike Leigh's Cannes winster Secrets for thought through it's and Travolta and Pansy Milbank launch his comeback. random as the jokes of Reese, and firs picks up five nominations. This cinematography and narrative dance in and out of the frozen and Mortimer and we.are gritty British domestic drama has a chance sinicture, all Michael does is frame. idiom fravolta, this film entranced as to where he will of picking up the awards II a hest him create a stage for TravolttL Travolia seems to stay so achieves little. the idea lead us next. best director and best ,-trigtnat ,...... :,.ITI,,, At every point during the aloof from the film. yet is this of an angel coming to The director Nora Fphron. Nv while the leading ladies Brenda Bt..ati∎ e interventions occur in the plot to because he is cast as a mythical earth looking more like Mafioso responsible for the succe,s1 u I and /garniture Jean-Baptiste purl. iir broaden the character of Michael, figure. who is overlooking the has a lot of potential. but ,kfichnet romantic comedy Steept,s, in nominations for There is no relevance to the story world and monitoring the amount tads to go into depth. The other Seattle. attempts to cieate .1 light their when Michael 'battles' with a of good and evil'' Or because he stars in the film become side . magical. heavenly environment. peirarmatac, hull. searches to find the world's is playing himself. Jiihn Travolta attractions and uninteresting. We At the same rime, she tries to 1. ba....,..1,:r.. pile largest hall of twine, or the and does not seem to fit in' do not seem to care whether question our views on love and a Lisp ..,i tar. itl,,alc. world's lamest non-stick frying We are faced with his Quinlan and Winters marry or what is truly beautiful. Yet is this ';,ant ..is,, pan. It's only purpose is to infamous dance routine not. the only other role which film really about an angel's quest dotair,..-,us with encourage our enjoyment of reminiscent of Tony Marrero in catches the eye, is that of Snaky to eradicate cynicism atliOffpd sesCif Travolta's presence, and this is Saturday Night Fevers It us even the dog, but only because it was modern society-, and replace it 11(11110.aii, Ili, slid what it achieves. Even whcn set in a seedy bar, all that is Eddie from the TA' programme with love... or is it just a lit,' one of the hot Dorothy Winters, played by missing from the original is the Frasier. time dedication to John Tra .11;inces to Nvall, Andie MacDowell, and Frank white suit and slicked back hair! However. Truvolut Is in this .iwav with the Quinlan. by William Hunt, His effect on women conjures up film, and this adds a whole new Michael is released on February 2. I best actor realise theit love for each other in all his roles of past films. and his dimension To an otherwise flat statuette for the ultimate scene. Travolta humour and overall presence film. Michael loses its vapidity Geoffery Rush's role as David HrIftgot. Toni Cruise Wit have something to say about that being nt minified for his part is Jerry Maguire in .. Jerry Maguire. funnily enough. As well as this best item nomination this mainstream American OIR: ROBERT YOUNG flick received four other nominations including best film. STARS: JOHN CLEESE, JAMIE Overall the nominations reflect a weak year for Hollywood blockbusters despite LEE CURTIS, MICHAEL PALIN FIERCE CREATURES strong showing at the box office. Independence Day, the summer's big s Kevin Kline: puts it. with sonic classic . j Clcesc and the producer, must of the glory blockbuster' only received nominations for is not a one liners. Other decides that goes to Kline who steals the show Fierce Creatures hest sound and best visual effet. Es. sequel but an equal to A familiar faces to draw the by playing the richer than rich A include Ronnie crowds the tycoon and the arrogant, self Fish ['ailed Wanda. This freaky rhe Oscars arc li project once known as Death FLrh Corben and Robert too should absorbed son. Although the only show characters are different the announced on 2 will have Monty Python fans In Lindsey. The plot relationships remain the same to the March 2-1 their element. itself is somewhat "Fierce" animals. original Wanda set up with Klines Wisely the music leatures all the similar to a carry amusing conflict with the "tighiass- familiar stars. John Cleese plays a on fihn. Shortly Justin Penrose Englishman John Cleese. As a tilni sexually repressed Englishman. who A Murdoch along comes the tycoons it works well but it just WO as e,iod turns into a sex object during the type tycoon son 'also as the amivinv A Fish Called film while Jamie Lee Curtis is the (Kevin Kline, ttnh Wanda. It certainly is highly curvaceous, slinky but basically takes over a small sexy assistant flume Lee Curtis. [he entertaining though and should good hearted American. Then Kevin English zoo. with which he has little son turns the mo to neryone's appeal to anyone in a lighthearted Kline the preening maniac with interest in. he puts Ex-army officer dismay into a 414wrist KM holiday film watching mood. confidence oozing. Michael PalM is (John Cleeset in charge of the zoo and increasing its takings by 20 per camp and amusement follows. the general oddball who conies out Nicola Quayle. centin order to meet the target Although Cleese is the writer 21

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Bill a let doss n, corning acrosa es a obviously It's. not going to steal an!, a huge alien (:oldhlum? Pullman as the awnek s clean Pres, cartoon rots of Alien and Predator elf Ciwert Kune's thunder. and I'm erafi ho v ern] e, Randy Quaid', Viet- vet drunk who and lime a large tat of pickle ready not entirely. convinced that an Ira Jurassic over II. None was ono: kidnapped by :dams. and tor all that cheese for the goddamo tipe.:tal Edition in 21.ith will he Park - that was huge. Now of the impact best of all Will Smith as kick•ass finale But 115 the fittest wholly necessary But as a Naturday W ate erieki \yet ,mil Judd he's in Independence Day - of these ships cheese. the SA C.' 'hilly i. 15 night beer-end-mum:hie• precursor on ,im112 :110p tort' !ea ish dill hi."(..!!!!,.:`, it 1, ordain late( sci-fi Films on the even huger. in fact, ■i‘eps 1.011.111tirkgali' , the 1naj11.1 p1.1,1 yvay it's veer indeed every thing in Roland Ly•T`,1".• R.MW1:11 lereat ,- r:• L;,1 .1, „ • look. Paul Wilson Emmerich and Dean nli!2h111\ DeN hilleklItitittir is iwnic-,“ \H. enormous., we learn very 011 early on that the mother 'he Video OK CHRISTIAN MUM STARS: PETER WEILER Screamers 0-treaters is overseen by a tyrannical corporation, ihe annual Coml. Wilieh tunnels under the Aladdin a futuristic NEB. A group of mineworkers and ground and then leaps out ai attack its Ssci-fi seientims. rebelling against their \aerials with razor sharp teeth. at The Grand thriller. set in the enfottaxt exposure to radiation and .1crenown-is based upon a shun year 2078. Calling thernaelves The Alliance, are story by the author of Bladerunner_ and et ready to step into Dwindling now under attack by the NEB, who have there are notable similarities between 'A Whole New World' energy ra'souree% rastamileti•by declaring war on diem. the two films (1.--5 .1 dark. peasimistic of magic eaglets and G have led people Peter Welter. best known for playing film. filled with desolate, windswept wondrous genies that appear to mine the Rohocop, stars to the leader of a few scenery. and accompanied by a haunting from enchanted lamps. The Wetly isolated members of the Alliance tes they seivadwack It's by no means on par with popular fairy tale Aladdin radioactive search for a means to escape. But they ff/adenveter, hut if you're into the genre has been brought back to life licrynium us a face anew threat in the form of you'll cettninh' enjoy &mutter& once again as a pantomime souree of fuel. 'Screamers'. a king of robot taking featured at the Grand Lauren Weadick Theatre. Starring talented individuals including Bonnie Langford as Aladdin and Bernard Cribbens as the Widow Twankey, the pantomime is destined to be an entertaining success. The Message rsTE707:01 Gulp fiction especially to an audience of \ Wet the 1'114:x114;cm! from M ii,.1110 children. 4 NESTOR leads t.) the Lienotierukthi which theatre company's prialuction n1 The The tale of Aladdin is [.Ike• place tit The Duels and Dive pub F Iffy:Nage. The play. devised by Tony Al: WEST YORKS PLAYHOUSE a I te re the entertainment is the centuries old. With a few Fla.. =Liu, tereca historical tummies from the provides the comic relief itilariousty uss.tut sineing due modifications, this classic is fall ot Tea. in Lhe present day„ and attempts to expected from the dame as she i11o1 as Tarantino mee s ll1-7 seratleid aod Avon. transformed into a silly. filet a comninn thread. The text mixes bustles around watching out for lidos Brother:, Robbie Ca.,' I. n1.1.111.1n,Iii.•1,. the most entertaining and utterly British •Ieelling m1.14.1111, iiI .Na.ri 64.-ructio. with 0 her sons and exposing her B and Eddie Nesti es ermie air• nn ,,h!..• hAIALlt.`1_ 1.1t/10.. AAA, an pantomime. Following the •.]litge ( ,1 elassis tests taw ( ki.eria and knickers. eilisreal Larne amiss MOM like fac Lill in eyeruoatingh.. traditional elements tile 'y lacheth in particular i, ultempting toi ttik.e Do not see this production Reid lip .cos ince+, timde,i111. in thi,. t !I iw•ly doelite pantomime, the production .,icc is k ille unspeakable. Merl Cliarrea unless you are prepared to .a 's stor:v rut MO East end wide- hoys. aseles •eeneh,ey man:seed re features a number of specialty Jilecierapl iv is iheriedillle ii' wateh. aid tilt, immerse yourself in the childish Ronnie and Reggie. ovine with life .1 el!! Lk .I! 1.11.i0iCr clips acts. A ventriloquist playing a .:Illy IDA111.404.1.1‘,.1.1.11I1111 Me experience. Otherwise. one of pitae hold after release Boni prison. !hi, ■ Chinese policeman with his I a:arab and iniagta. .1011:: meet ‘Jrag act your three wishes will he to Immediately upon release the lb., 111 Ii lies onti Inc pitlifi 'Super Dog' initiated fits of There is ate, a ea eat cleat el lititilLear• escape from the silly brothers go 111 see the people who 1.1.11)1; ,ii.:• • floe...-. ee it a as tenestling uncontrollable laughter from !,- hitch is much needed IN herc (here is so much pantomime which can become a they. missed most while WI prison. to se rurtlt a lilt II i)Liiie gilt I It the children. The elaborate !..-rill ;thou! f 1,,, wr.,•it. it Impinentary n3tni-t:,. bit tedious and boring. Reggie's girlfriend Lizeie and ;n11 haul_, stage decorations and costumes , !,i4.4.2L.V.1 pits tisfiite However. if you have a child or =•,e 111• l% iwer i It the 111 Cut: 'Ilk' ph %kik:lion Ronnie'e mother. vividly recreate the Chinese ,i ,il verges on pietentiotistiess aecessible.to at ;nixed city in which the story takes younger sibling, this pantomime However. Ronnie has secretly beep ainliezice and If von This i• a chat leneine andel-testing place, Watch out for the evil is an excellent opportunity to seeing Reggie'a girlfriend. lied it is could ih,. treat them to an evening full of producton, but it is irmanoely die:owl:int, and this hive interest which inovaies the sorcerer, Abanazar who the u'k that they seek to averimplish - to Kett) dreadlul perfectly plays his shady role in laughs, excitement and suspense; t if you can can it that/ and songs, Gulp Allan reeov er -the language bey end the scream- in a evoke fear and a unanimous entertainment as Aladdin is also introduces the ril-N/ of a number made lin' a very brilliant, Oh yes he is!' chin which "nlig.ln hind as all to the of ettittactera all played by eithm- series of boos and hisses from essentials of the human pryiject- essentian v emertainine the audience. The Widow Robbie Gee or Eddie Nestor. The shoe ! ups 3\11 1111thi 1.1o, heieuiae the seream remains Twankey. 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CWare. Something truly FILMS ON THE BOX Bawful is coming your was. Something SHOWING THIS WEEK for which there is no excuse, no redemption. Ii has craw led up from BY DAN JOLIN I Gibson grimaces his way the stinking bowels of ugh the third Lethal Weapon Hell itself, one of the all the linv-_rode evil generated niece, Edwards de% though: this tilm Ir ill be tut. Prince of Darkness's by the persistent playing of that to exacting his reseitge in a Any swearing bloiidletting most hideous trashy ballad? And the foul deranged manner the likes to will receive the usual clumsy, creations, sculpted in harpy responsible for each shoot the eyes out of Cinnanche censorial treatment. invoking excreta, moulded in his nerve-shirechling chord even corpses in order to curse their dumb-arced dubbing techniques. ,turn in the Illni afterlife in the Happy Hunting Remember, as far as the THE BODYGUARD, own unholy image. Whitnes Houston. of course. GnitittilS),Iliitt to finding tli% relevision companies are Yes. The Bodyguard is only pan of the reason why niece. But he is riot so interested concerned. we are but children (ITV. Monday 9prn) is The Bodyguard sticks the Rig in rescuing her as killing her, to who need to be told what we can One. She can't act, but then she release her from what he or can't see Or hear - even after IN, Monday, 9.00 pm coming to the small isn't really required to. as site perceives as the psychological the watershed. All I can say to screen. There arc had basically gets to play herself. in 'horrors' of Indian captivity that is "frig the freaking films, and then there are the role of the crap mega-star This is an unashamedly motherlovers. What the trig do bad films. And then there who someone ',understandably) brutal film. often disturbing and they know about respecting is this film. i3 trying to kill. Costner, as the always compelling. especially as artistic integrity'!" People like Ed Wood man who is hired to protect her we start to see the mind of THE SEARCHERS and with whom Houston Wayne's 'hero' idouly made bad Films. hits it is very eventually gills in love (yawn', umavel_ lit only failure is in east; to enjoy something as wanders ;home' the film like a its conelusion. when BBC1, Saturday, 4.15pm ridiculous as Pion CI Prow shuffling automaton with .1 Edwards undergoes an Owe, Spth c. Your average permanently fumy:el:I brow But uncharacteristic change of learn-Claude Van airtime Ills CT it in:111!: had performance heart in order Ii. furnish a actioner is pretty dire. 15 least. consistent with conveniently happy ending - especially w hen The Lle.ur 01...lictatir,... pedestrian, although he filmset! shares in e ed Belgian me:tic:Ake is in Holt) as-:eintils -line plot urine of this happiness, remaining alone and LETHAL WEAPON 3, it twice I .L:e Double impact. which is packed with a whole- host iii unremarkable. one irnatrd_ ITV. S;thirdii I If.tnIptri for dimensional characters 11 ,0%.$ prefer your details). but you!.iii still get dowiges1 toners toile a but IN Wednesday, 0.00pm Nome kind of satisfaction ill; ; I IMl ,t i i11. I ore Ian, then Mete', aim,ays from laughing at his stupid th;.. lethal Ilreupon .3 I 'TY, accent. than 1, hi, I .1., lier• \VeLlnesilay 9,1 tOrint I. si 6101

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'I Will /11Witl, kilwards, c1 man who Windt) Imp is I,Cd .+n r_ and the Love You', al number ones for hares itic Comanche tridians cxwodc..1 three billion years. The sick ,jarrghieririg his hoitta.ir and thinIcsosc fools! Were the) not ao are of faintly, and for .11-,dni. Ili, •11 27 r eDruary e Iril.c1Lat3T Flavour of the Day - The Mrs Merton Show, BBC', 1O.2Opm juice guide Everyone has one in their life. he it an aunty. subtle grilling this evening. Regardless „I grandmother or next door neighbour. That's whether you care about what they have to sty what makes Mrs Merton so funny - she is for themselves (not that the nominal 'celebrity' cinema evetyiehter. And tonight is no different. normally get.s to say much at all!) it's always So if you're missing that interfering influence entertaining to watch the ageing audience /Lytle Park Picture OhLthi and titc in your life, stay in tonight and remind yourself willingly demean themselves fur the sake of 1119k275211,451 I or,. I-1014:nm extreinc "rwrt1).iy, o, "t1) Rra,..ed OR, Evaa, etruiktx exactly why you committed yourself to three comedy. Don't laugh too hard though. we're ems.. ABC Itta-245266.M years in Leeds. all heading in that direction and I don't mean .111C 12.111 11 Fierce °venire LOU, 3.3a. 5.45, MP Teresa Gornuin and Michael Winner are onto Mrs Merton's star studded sofa. She. the cans I-13.3.30. 5,45. 8,20 Causer Road ierL275140tri 1111 Plemann,le.45. 545. 8 15 Ilir rharming Ain Sfertott the chosen victims of the characteristicly Sam Gibboaw 1440,,m, 5 Iii 111 Hanes the Spy. inn ',eerier (lel-27510611 Odeon 124314301 Pierce l'reature•, 10.8.211 Ramon'. 14n). 5.25.845 Michael. 1255. 3.34,6.05. S.Iii Channel 4 Slum cam iteL01924 120021 Away Hume. Eau, see BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV She'• NV Om. the St*. In Love And War. 15.8. IR Hertz Creariarr... In L n c and Linra I 4 55,1500 Powder, lire Shine. Sleepers. Ran‘orn. Slorpra5. 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Milk Bar Really Useful Show; 11.35 Television: 12.30 Working Lunch. 11.45 Rocko's Modern Life; 12.00 ti r 'IN 1111.0, And Away. 1.25 Emmerdale, 'loom, 11, Change That; 12.00 News: 1.00 Scene - Breaking The Bloom, 12.30 Here's One I Made +0. 41,11,m,'• p II, the hest 111 cVilie11100111ry pup f.i 12.05 High Road. 2.55 Shortland Autlo• FrAtti. Ar W.v.nr ceal, ii The Alphabet Game: 12.30 Going Code; 1.30 Le Club; 1.45 Words 2.25 Earlier: 1.00 Cybill; 1.30 Australia Street; ITN News the intik ik iortucm Nato For A Song. 12.55 The Weather And Pictures: 2.00 Just So 3.20 Wild: 2.00 FILM: Abroad With lOpm•-lam, ii. :7 I Sr, mink-d Stories; 210 Sport On Friday; Headlines, 3.25 Calendar News: Two Yanks (1944): pl.tOnghow.rnohlano.:10rar.--iarn Show, 1.00 One O'Clock News: And Jim; 3.30 3.55 News: 3.30 Rosie 3.40 Travelling Light: Laub Utopia 1.30 News, 1.40 Neighbours; 4.00 Today's The Time: 3.50 Gogglewatch 4.00 Fifteen To t'prerfirittArra well residents Marattall Day; 4.30 Ready. Steady. Cook; Cartoon One; 4.30 Countdown: 5.00 Ricki ets4 PUMP.: eon to maw to Monti 1-4111t 2.05 FILM: Bridge To Silence - Gags 01 Goggles: Timmy & new Warne) / / • Th i'1,11,! ,No ,'..111 11 Esther 4.00 Lake; 5.30 Pot Rescue (1968). 3.30 Playdays: 3.50 The 5.00 Towers; 4.20 Gogglewatch - I ripin 1,p..111J11,1111.,.11+111:71111C2111111111., Friday Zone, Inc' The All New 5.30 Going, Going. Gone Gags 01 Goggles: 4.40 6.00 TFI Friday L( NL'S6c Mandan. Elnndwn Investigating the Comedy Popeye Show. 4.55 Newsround 6.00 Star Trek. How II: 4.55 Gogglewatch - 7.00 Channel 4 News The t'ackplt "[kV Ptrasurr Rooms Extra: 5.10 Blue Peter mysterious extinction of Gags 01 Goggles, 5.10 Home 7.55 The Political Slot ettr-41:lir.r.; B•ro•s. Mk 1‘1,...terni,o, moon tithrnauar. ifipm-tata, C7ivo Ices boson ellialillant5 of a the bc4 .1 flit 411h with liana Hwy', M IMI) and holm wallaby da Derteri's And Away: 5.40 News: Weather 8.00 Bloom. Bill Chudziak and firtaihrl pito 'achy traragr oral •wool Kid and -Kcith Ras, Camp: (51(7 5.35 Neighbours. solar system trio Gamble pays off - but how 5.55 Calendar; 6.30 Tonight Anne Swithinbank • 111.0 I pre Jom..4', will Mal react? Enterprise encounters 7.00 Wheel Of Fortune. investigate the diverse Town awl Country Club NornAd erwelm_bh.dlees_ wink 6.00 Six O'Clock News: Bradley Walsh hosts the world of the pea family. ThrIke'. Bonito Gold It WMm. big wheel game. 141-, 'h 101 [II 30111! Ler 6.50 Electric Circus 8.30 Brookside. An urlortunate 11.0'114ph,.. w rid SVO Weather Michael with endcratuund 6.30 Regional News 7,00 Pole To Pole. 7.30 Coronation Street. accident puts a spanner in CL.h• bac k m, them. • 11-C 'ripe ■s. Palm arltl a film crew Following a disagreement the works for Mick and 111,1X1 Magazines enibark en an epic Tourney with Judy. 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An irreverent contributions When a couple retire to 1.15 FILM: And Then There tar from Richard Fairbrass. the seaside town of their Were None (1966). Thriller unexpected second death Bruce Dickinson and Billy youth, the wife meets up gigs complicates Sam's based on the Agatha I Bragg. with an old flame Christie classic about investigation into a boxer's 10.00 Room 101. Nick Hancock 10.00 News At Ten: Weekend The Cudcpil he Rahn Ono DJ Mark ['Kindler' last fight. Starring Amanda multiple murders in a lonely Ku iwsplaying Srlahum firm 11 'vet asks Angus Deayton about Weather mansion, starring Hugh 11N1VC11 Royal Park Pob Burton. 1:101,11 4011 I I pin L.5 Giant it rem a Vers the things he hates most. 10.30Calendar News: Weather O'Brian. Shirley Eaton and 10.20 The Mrs Merton Show. including West Highland 10_40 FILM: Company Stanley Holloway_ !Saddlerallies H Jiseede• writ See today's Flavour of the terriers, the 1960s and Business (1991). After shed Seven + 11.110 tit. l ('tilt + The Fil-egranis 2.55 FILM: The Ticket Of riot 'tamped band Its 1k 4.11zuryi,q)ed Day cncket. Followed by Video the end of the Cold War. 10.50 FILM: Planes, Trains And two ageing spies tram Leave Man (1937). Nation Shorts opposing sides are due to Melodrama starring Tod Automobiles (1987). 10.30 Newsnight Slaughter as a Victonan Amiable farce about a be exchanged. But things 11.15 Space: Above And villain who frames his rival theatre businessman trying to get begin to go wrong. Beyond Starring Gene Hackman. in love (John Warwick) and home for Thanksgiving. l'orksitire Plan helix 12,00 Stuff The White Rabbit 12.30 Funky Bunker then blackmails him when Royal Kuphethisla Hall Starring Steve Martin. John Ilamloi The fi-rniv,1 12.30 FILM: So Close To Lite 1.30 Club Nation he gels oul of jail. Candy and Kevin Bacon. (1957). Starring Ingrid 2.30 Cyber.Cafe 4.10 Seahouses Grund Theuirr 12.20 FILM: Cassandra (1987). 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• • I • a I • • IteW • II .1/4 Y . ► . eikibmiatx-wh mL3r february 22 Flavour of the Day juice guide Ark @ LUU Refectory To say that Ark has become an institution in Savage, who was plucked from ohscunty Leeds is an understatement. The first ever Blackburn and now an international name. cinema Ark event, in June 1991 at what was then the Also present tonight will he MC Rush, who Leeds Polytechnic, featured Dh who have has been almost ever present at the 60 or so ■ Hyden Park 194../ tune !Iowa. I % 11,11r,s. i Fit re-me nOw all but disappeared from the scene. Over Ark events, and one of organiser Rob Tyrell's 04.275264Si 4cnsuuoktir...... N1 I ill [t11., NI.111,11 The Pahl.. Pooh, 4‹ the years though. Ark has nurtured some of Favourite guests, Tony de Vit. 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Won't Cook: Angels. 7.55 Blue Peter, 8.20 10.30 This Morning: 12.20 News And Weather; 12.55 Home And Earlier, 1.00 Cybill; 1.25 The 11.00 News; 11.05 The Really Wishing; 8.35 The Record: 9.00 Away: 1.20 Emmerdale; 140 Boat. 1.50 FILM: Father Brown Schools' Television: 1.25 Isabel; Useful Show: 11.35 Change Thal; Afternoon Live: 2.20 Vanessa; (1954); 3.30 Collectors' Lot: 4.00 12.00 News; 12.05 The Alphabet 1.45 Numbenime: 2.00 Wishing; clubs 2.50 Afternoon Live; 3.20 ITN Fifteen To One; 4.30 Countdown: Game. 12.30 Going For A Song; 2.10 Everyone's Got One; 3.00 News Headlines; 3.25 Calendar 5.00 Rick, Lake. 5.30 Pet Rescue Club Ater 12.55 The Weather Show; 1,00 News: Regional News: Weather; nom & VR, tflpin-2mit with flyrt News: 3.30 The Riddlers. 3.40 6.00 New Gamesmaster WayTermenrAgetalt dance News; Weather; 1.40 Neighbours; 3.05 Westminster With Nick Wizadora; 3.50 Rupert: 4.15 6.30 Hollyoaks iirarela nil LA24,1951 i Planet Lints 2.05 Quincy: 250 As Time Goes Ross: 3.55 News; 4.00 Today's Mike And Angelo, 4.40 Sticky; 7.00 Channel 4 News erivreras .4 Ake u The Leaner. 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some work, go on, do some work, you know you need If your conscience starts to get out of line, there is one easy way to assuage it. Go to your desk and pick up your heaviest textbook. Turn to the contents and look at the page numbers, especially the ones with four figures. This should convince your conscience that writing that essay 1 really is a very bad idea and should keep it quiet for two weeks, or at least until escription Act. bizarre feeling of deja vu in Ea.stenders has finished. It's like the winter term, which Mulder is sure he's dy it's colder and there's seen this episode before. sip TV. At least during the and blames it on the aliens) •nlet term you can look 'Turnabout. the unseen award to Christmas, and shows,' and 'Family bloody le BBC put on a few Fortunes.' teen{ films to convince Then there is the Aaatgh. not work." ou to stick with them and workload, the heating bills. ay your licence tee the being forced to nib .ecause staying in on Vicks Vaporub onto your losing Day evening to chest every night. OK, watch 'American maybe that last one isn't 11) I.1.1 better way to get out of Leeds upon a solo career where he never 3lockbuster probably quite so had, so my flatmate for a while and cure your overdraft sings his own songs and does far ;tarring Christian Starer told me, but the paint is that problems at. the saint time? Plus you better than the rest of you. hat came our on video summer never seems so far get to boost your self-esteem with a Ugly Ho: The vital component of three years ago and you away as 4am the night bit of teeny adoration. and you'll any Boyband. He is there to make the NO. I don't mean playing sport. Don't be saw ar the cinema and before that assessed essay probably get to flirt with 'the fit one rest of you lea intelligent and super silly, its far too cold, wet and miserable (or thought was shire anyway deadline in the middle of off the Ozone.' attractive. Any ugly bloke will do. If that. Everybody knows that students only VI' really is a very good February In celebration of ;4..11,1),Am:ins possible drag a trump off the street. ; ■A fetish for wearing lycra don't give him a wash or a shave, and get exercise when it's sunny and they plan. What joys does the that dubious pleasure, shryltghe revising for their end of year spring term hold? The X- Leeds Student presents it's and bags of anitood. And that's shout put him in a designer shirt. Make Files out-takes of the out- guide to what to do to it! sure he can't dance to save his life. t : ; Otte +Ito lousty gowena% He gets to stand at the bock for the my alternative is to watch lots of takes,' this week Mulder brighten up your spring .1dingley is a good place to see and Scully investigate a term: Woke. He gets to sing all the songs, entire video, and never gets lo sing grin at the camera, and wave his arms by himself. On no account let the ut it happens to be winter at the about a lot. Make sore he is vaguely camera focus on him for more than ot, so the only thing you are likely to intelligent so that Smash Hits can call 0,5 seconds per video, and only then caught there is arse frostbite from him 'the talented one' and 'the new on side profile. When the hand splits ling in those nasty plastic chairs Elland Peter Andre' or something. up he will go on to do commercial aid is a better choice, but getting there cat.-.. voth a flopp) presentations for nasal hair clippers -ans catching a bus which doesn't go He gets to sing all the high choruses on Sky. :tight down the Otley Road and into and smile sweetly at the camera at ttptu ods, which is far ton taxing, so that's out. every given opportunity. He gets to i.itela kOt No, your best plan is to watch lots of 'Wave his hands slightly less than .1 r 11C sport at the Skyrack. Soak up all that gorgeous bloke. Ni.wmp..1 Get one of your mates (sporting talent and skill, and hope that occasionally ECTL't normal, natural, and izveti-..r. Very to wear a ba.sehall cap backwards and some of it rubs off on you, while lifting way of keeping warm in spring, especially if important. Get two of your mates to change his name to Mikey LI. He gets some of those heavy pint glasses in an t indoots. Can be used as a final and shave their heads and grow goatees. to run off with all your money. effort to improve your own fitness. After ire way of screwing up your house atmosphere They get to stand at the back and And there we have it_ Mid-term seven or eight rounds with the beers you'll truly determined to turn their five bedroom took moody while gesticulating blues solved in one easy move. And * ready for absolutely anything. So to nansion into the Seventh Circle. Well if you aggressively. Surnames of more than don't worry about riot being back in ting to make everybody's life a misery you Seven pints later_ -5Peak- one syllable are obviously out, so get time for the summer term. 'The rules ;ell get some enjoyment out of it. them to change their names to of the universe state quite clearly that here's nothing like a bit of 'Well we've both Shakka Yo and Scoobi Do. One of only one boyhand/giriband is allowed :k from Ritzy's and neither of us has pulled them is allowed to come to the front to exist at any one time (conclusive id we're both pretending to be pissed even for approximately ten seconds per proof that there is a God), so while either of us is and know perfectly well that video to do a deep )oice rap bit and Boyzone and the Spice Girls are still definitely remember it in the morning and hate wiggle his eyebrows. The other one around, you have no chance of sr as a result, but there's a vowel in the month gets to hang round with middling making it, And seeing as the fame of he hell not?' fumbling in the dark to create Indic bands, take cocaine, then tell middling tceriyhands lasts slightly 'embarrassed silences. But if 'nobody is the whole story of his 'Boyband sex less than sixteen minutes, you should to each other at least there will be no more drugs and eating all the pies Hell' to he home in time for ... ooh, Ions when you are trying to watch 'Match of the tabloids He will then embark Neighbours, probably. will there? Oh no.

friends at universities around the country is also, in theory. a very good move. In practice you both 11311 out of money two weeks ago, and can't afford to go out. Still, at team two of you can now sit around in your dressing gowns, watching daytime television. Today's -mem Vanessa: 'My gerbil is a transvestite, but I don't mind.' A F. go

NO you have to work, at least write ill! Rh' is nothing quite like a week at home as a decent mid-tent break. In (1!c vaguely profitable at some point in theory it's a great plan. Home cooking, warm house, less expense. That is until flitles include 'Ten ways to get not you realise that you all your friends are still at university, and that you are V I: and 'Shallow Grave,' though I have a stuck with your parents and their Celine Dion CDs. Then you realise that there J.! one may have been coveted. Look at it is absolutely nothing to do. You have the choice of sleep, sleep or daytime rmanuscripts to vastly disinterested television. Today's Vanessa: 'My dog drinks from the toilet and I can't cope.' lyou something to do one you have In short, going home is a very good plan. There's nothing like it to make you I' I ". die t rtation really needs writing, you know.' Somebody in the Old your conscience amputated by hard up third yeti, lining the gherkins into Big Macs. yearn for a rainy day in Leeds 6. told me that you can have. medical students round the back of the L.Cit. Dead cheap too. apparently. 37

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an you imagine. You walk into a Cshop, and lining the shelves are batches of brownies, jars of spaghetti sauce and bottles of iced tea, all liberally laced with marijuana. Maybe not quite Morrison:. true these cannabis clubs are opening up all over Sun Francisco And what's more it's legal. But before you go hooking a Mehl to California. tintOrturtately all customers require a prescription. 'Yes. contrary to what the anti drug brigade would have us think, marijuana is actually a very good treatment for certain ailments Doctors in the UK are allowed to prescribe herein and cocaine, but marijuana'? Not a chance. Some among us will have experienced the munchies after doing naughty things with cannabis... you just can't sit still mail you"ve eaten three fishfinger sandwiches. and you're still craving the leftovers of yesterdays curry. Now imagine what it's like lot" a person -with AIDS, or a person undergoing chemotherapy for cancer-, both L'aliSe a total kiss of appetite, which itself can bring the sufferer closer to death than Nuclear timebomb the disease itself. World destruction... film fantasy or real-life reality? With large numbers of nuclear timebombs littering Eastern Europe, BARRY science McKERNAN asks what price we really pay for nuclear energy

principally used to prepare escaped from the parnall% have to endure the radioactive of these nuclear The munchies might not be FORTNIGHT course. some high grade weapons material melted reactor and fell with nightmare all over again. rimehomhs stop ticking, By the desired effect we are ago, six fir the military. the rain, contaminating land Even more worrying. then the price will inevitably seeking when we use cannabis. workers at With the depletion of coal and animals. under the concrete shell. be far greater. both in hut for a person in this A Sellatield were seams and the oil crises of the Whale tracts of the reactor tour still burns and monetary terms, and in the situation it could make all the early seventies. nuclear power Ukraine were evacuated. but may still one day undergo a cost of human suffering. difference. contaminated after a generation became the damage was done. Today, complete meltdown, if this Of course we do need People with chronic pain leak of radioactive increasingly attractive. In deformed babies are still MOMS, groundwater nuclear, power to fulfill world illnesses such its multiple material. those slays science and being horn at a frightening contamination and radiation energy needs. However. sclerosis can also get a form of progress were leakage will because these plants have pain relief that is proved to he According to BNFL. generally mean large lifetime of 30 or 4(1 years, Much safer long term than the leak was small and accepted by areas of the after which time they'll be other tiegalt drug treatments contained_ although society as Since Chernobyl, the nuclear Ukraine will he entombed in concrete and which doctors currently wholly good rendered monitored carefully for prescribe. nuclear companies do have a natural tendency and nuclear industry has been viewed in uninhabitable several hundred years, these These people ate forced to power was for litany plants are far more trouble resort to treating themselves by to underplay accidents.. seen as. generations. than they're worth getting marijuana illegally and Ii is impossible to rule believe it or The realty If even a fraction of the they a completely new light... one can gel them into trouble out accidents in the world WI. clean and scary thine is money spent on nuclear with the police, and with drug of nuclear power. In efficient. there is research had gone into dealers. Europe alone - there are Then came which is green and glowing absolutely alternative fuel research or Scents illogical: when a around 150 nuclear power meltdown. nothing we can energy conservation doctor goes into the After the accident at Three rate in the strongly do about it. There are scores programs. there would now examination room with a plants. These range from the fairly Mile Island in the '70s, the contaminated regions. in unsafe reactors across he far less demand for nuclear patient and closes the door, the nuclear industry was viewed The Chernobyl reactor has much of Eastern Europe and power and less of these lethal hest course of treatment for the sale and well run ones in the West to the downright in a completely new light, tine been covered in a thick Russia. To overhaul all of ti tin:bombs- person should not be s So unfortunately it seems dangerous umehoinbs in the which was green and cement shell, but this i these and make them safe influenced by some glowing. beginning to crumble would cost hundreds of that our legacy to the future government drug tsar East. They first came on line in the '50s and in the early Chernobyt in the mid-'80s This raises the frightening billions of dollars. will be radioactive tombs, threatening court action Can you imagine any wired off and heavily days generated a small terrified most of the possibility of a release of guarded. Tombs that will fraction of power ptipulation of Europe. Clouds radiation comparable to the taxpayer who will want to Alex Kibb1;, foot that bill? Unless of never be safe. requirements. but were of radioactive particles one a decade ago. We may 49 39 Outlook 21.02.97 Earth callin g

John. Full results, opinions and analysis

To boldly go where no party has gone before this century... a fifth consecutive term. TINA BURRETT scans John Redwood to find out if it's fact or fantasy, politicsi and asks what role he might play in the crew of the Tories' next generation

[ "I stood because there was a Major to label members of his Like Rialvotod, Margaret within his own ranks. Despite the APTAIN'S log. alter ego of Star Trek's vacancy and because the Prilile own cabinet 'bastards' - John Thatcher stood against the snipes about disloyalty John Star Date Mr Spock. Minister told us to put up or shut RealwoNi was reportedly among incumbent patty leader. Ted Redwood has no regrets about his February 1997. Having negotiated my up. I'd been putting forward chase whose parentage the Prime Heath, on a similarly right wing decision to stand. "I believe we C way past the road works alternatives in Cabinet in a loyal Minister called into question. manifesto in 1975 when no one have to win the political an appointment to meet but rim' way. When we were told Despite being so goad at it the else dared. Her bravery was John t that leave a kind of arguments and I want to influence defensive moat in the road to put up or shut up I took this to Tory party have no love of rewarded with the leadership. the party 1 ]along to and believe Redwood, mean he no longer wanted me to disloyalty. It is obvious that John Howevec. the decision not to in. 1 felt we did need some new surrounding the Redwoiid the man pat alternatives.to him in private Redwood is no longer at the top of stand in the recent leadership idao and a change of direction. abode, I prepare to make so I took my views to the country John and Norma's Christmas card election by other right wine heirs "Rut since leaving the dubbed first contact with the and the electorate. the list but what has been the apparent may do them harm. government I have found I have by Conservative Party."' response to his decision to They have tied themselves hi a more influence than when I was politician who reached political notoriety after standing Absent from the Redwood challenge for the leadership Prime Minister who looks in iLlIthere was a vaeansa interpretatirm of events is that it among other Tories? pundits set to lose the &aim, would stand again but I'm not against John Major for the about to go and stand against John as the Tory party leadership in the Major summer of 1995. Not a day goes by without a Previously unknown to story breaking of yet mailer Tory want to split over Europe. In the eyes of most of the great British electorate for any thing other Redwood these stories have been overstated. "I believe the than being the Welsh Secretary influence the party Conservative Party must be the who did not know the words puny that defends the right of to die Welsh national anthem, these islands to be self-governing. Redwood was the only I think most Conservatives would candidate who picked up the I belong to and agree with that 1 don't ti nd as gauntlet thrown down by the much disunity in the party as I Prime Minister. wad about in the papers. When unnoticed to the could- "When I go to different believe in' constituencies I find they are have-been Conservative leader . .4 remarkably united on the issue. It ..f disappointedly notice his ears arc sufficiently sounded to indicate is over a year since somoine 1 - / _ ,.. ---• ' ' -4' . membership of the human race: was the sniping and snivelling of "I received 119 votes in the and if there is one thing the Tories suggested I should he warmer _. at i-% --■-- '4 1 however he exhibits a degree of the Euro sceptic wing of the party. leadership election and many hate more than the disloyal it is towards European integration. but logic, intellect and emotional overwhelmingly concerning the more MPs abstained but were a lOtiCrs. often they think I am too control of which any self- Prim: Minister's stance on little more than half way to In John Redwood's view the moderate! In the parliamentary respecting Vulcan would he Europe, that prompted hint to lay supporting me. It was thought to critics of the Prime Minister are party only 20 members could he plata The former Welsh his leadership on the line to be a creditable result at the time. not being disloyal: "I respect the said to he in favour of further Secretary recalls his reasons for silence his critics. The lack of Since the election people have right of Conservative MPs to hold integration - the rest either say standing in the leadership contest. loyalty from those on the right been friendly and sum, trove, they differing views as long as they more' or let's go hack a hit'" wing had already caused John appreciate that I went on belong to the general family of Can this be the same party television immediately after the views that the Conservatives hold from which eight MPs lost the vote and pledgoi my suppon to dear. The art of good party whip on a European vote, one of the Prime Minister management is to include as whom, Gone Gardiner. has been It is known that the Euro many members of the party as ceremoniously dumped by his sceptic runaa-quote mob hacked passible and not to exclude them," load party for his extreme Euro Redwood's hid tit be leader but A coded attack on John Minor's scepticism and disloyal actions"! It his poll result dhows ii was riot withdrawal of the whip from eight was also the issue of Europe that only !hey who supported him. Conservative MPs over the issue played a crucial role in the John Redwood is an obviously of Europe in hkwernher 1944? dr swarth of Margaret Thatcher. "I cell:had noun. and his affiance "I ;MI much happier now the agree with the Prime Minister vs oh the 'barmy unity' is an whiplesa trues are hack in the when he says we must resist a annattind one. like a latter day parry and in most cases has e been federal Europe. As he remarked in Loath Ile possesses a reseeded by rbei, IntititUOIcy the New Nottrr it W4 Rik] be hard weighty ititellect but laps views are ati'qtk-iiiiiOn I dank t.ve Jac must for any 'fiat led kir of the tainted by an exarinity that many stroneer tor remitting 14 ti Exchequer to go LO the Hotta: of find unpaireahle. Cited by S Mill yaat're leading a party you want Commons and say he had just is "the stupid the members to support the parts on rinsed interest rates but that it had !ionaervatives tend In he every issue eVel) time boat this is nothing to do with him. it had suspicions of intellectuals and Ma realistic." been done by the central hank in I en with rde:v.. Rut one woman Tell that to Generidisimi o Blair Frankfurt. with ideas did manage to capture whit seems Marra on %Oka:wine "I will be spending the next the imagination of the Tory Party closed the mouths of any critics few months urging the firkifOL CDPREA)

in a parallel universe John Redwood could have been your tutor. For students at Oxford 25 years ago he was TIM EAST recalls academic Redwood's conservative rule 4 4 Woi, I walked into my Teske beintimic history eroup in l'972 for the first itme. I ik,uu I 6 't believe my eye'. Here I was, coming to St Anthony's College in Oxfsed for my weekly seminars and before toe was a tieeh laced beanpole of a man. barely ten of his teem, John Redwood PhD was going to be on tutor. And he wits only 2L For most people. to he teaching students older than theruselvee would have been a difficult proposition. But not Redwood. lie was dynamic. imelligete and precocious. Above all he believed in what he taught When he spoke to the nation recently about his plans for Europe. there were distinct echoes from his past work In oree.eesay I wrote contronne commerce and free Midi: iii she Stuart period. Redwood criticised my vies as brine Ion narrow - free trade was ail important, he said, This itist ,hi tw s that last year, when he made speeches :shine his view~ i ill tetterakm and mule in Europe. he was rising similar ANIS to those he propounded in the 107l e Jean events e which took pker more than 300 yeurs ago So much for 1 progress. It was. not et all surprising that it was Margaret Thatcher who plucked italwelod from merchant !sinking into her policy unit They were entirely knitted spinet. He was cold. standoffish and teluldn't abide failure of any kind - essays \t,,I that were not up to scratch wore ciindmeendingly discanled. I-k has come under ler in pare years for his lack of tact over single mothers, Wales and Europa. to namehut three. In the early '7fks he had an extremely peculiar kind of to) vio humour, one which frankly only he found funny. lie's made kk‘7, so many gaffes in his parliamentary career and. ifs due to his 61-011,1),t hiand of wit. I'm sure. Most people found him eta difficult to understand as a person v Bur overall I remember him as far too self-righteous, arrogant andeonerited for his own good. So, 25 years on. he ,makes,k makes a perfect Conservative MP,"

government. when it makes up its for an ins-teased contraiimon nom .411) to tom the dole queue is ever mind on the single currency, to do the student and plume:. Some present muting students (WEDNESDAY 26th FEBRUARY) so against IC students siee this as unrea sonable. Aceording to Redwood, we ere The views of the Fnm rebels believing that it is wiling OW they not trying bard enough? I do not sit comfortably along side should start their working Iife think graduate unemployment those of the gosenunent, yet none paying haei, their loan, I would could mainly be tackled by the, VIEWTHE ENTIRE COLLECTION of them have defected to explain this by saying than when I graduates thentselvee. Graduate' Goldsmith's Referendum Party. seined work the basic rate of are intellectually the brightest in Redwood has strong views on the income tax was i3 per cent and the country, they have had issue. "I arn against the the higher rate ft3 per cent Today privileges others did net dojo. Referendum Party,. I think James the rates are 23 percent and 40 "More graduates could set up Goldsmith's actions could daniage percent. Despite having AI loan to their own husinesses. We live in GIORGIO ARMANI the very cause he says he believes pay back Imlay students are still world with a hmittmd ttumberdit in. In marginal constituencies hiker oil" truslitional graduate managemo and Conservative vote's might he The government looks set to piisiuminw rn big companies. There tempted to vote for the make future generations of must be. more ellen made by Referendum Party which would students pay their own fees. This government and indiN make the election of a more is a policy John Redwood rejects. themselves to pnwide sort ices ENIPORIO IFARMAiNI- rcdaully inclined eandidate, "So far the eoverunent has and make goods in small either Labour or Liberal adhered to the rule that tile eernpaniea - Dem ocrat. more likely. If enough It John Redwood had won the voters weed in this way it could ratio electinn he would have have an important impaei on the 'Graduate changed a number of aspects of reeult.- employment party policy in order to keep more This is an Miele-sting statement should be tackled t41 voters loyal ai this election. If l since John Major end his cronies by the graduates had won the leadership election in have desperately been play ing !We I would have immediately. down the likely impact of themselves!' abolished VAT on fuel. reversed Referendum Party on many tax increases. reduced ALL Conservative fortunes, taxpayer meets the cost of tees I pehlie spending by half a billion The views Redwood forwards am happy with this situation and pounds and mite! OM a single on Elmer are nothing that we have never proposed that students currency. I would have then gone A haven't heard frem hint before. should pay then-fees." straight to the country, because PRICE However. on the question of Dee Labour Party's unpopular would not have had a inundate I / education his stance is less widely notion or a graduate tax also fails fruit the country. only the piny I known. "I support what the to lain support "I'm nut in favour would have got US as C low to the government has already done, of new tuxes of any kind. I 1992 manifesto as possible and extending higher education to a !don't think Labour really mean then seen if the country would with) PURCHASED WITH LEN greater number of paling people. what they sin about a graduate tax have backed my manifeem." Perhaps the 'Nene.: will :egret I2 A large number of people in my they are wafting forDeitring like generation were denied the the rest silos In my experience not swapping Johns. In the aftermath of a Thry defeat which Eyecare on - s i T opportunity of going us university. ans government that puts in a new tJ only. one in eight went now IL Is tax makes themselves unpopular" seems unavoidable between now one in three. II has therrfore JOhn Redwood to die left at the and May. the pany may yet opt to become Netter to pay for the Labour party on higher education let this' Vulcan it lira Redes aid IS 1 N len) litre ei increased cost out of taxation - it doesn't heat thinking about CI A NS "The government hits to ask The fear of leeving uniseNity Spies odls doorstep!

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PORTSW EAR, ars' ruMpCd Ise]] oi [Lank and octionality. once again, has •Serious training equipment leaped in to the has been developed into hip S and ti vy outfits. The style is fashion vel sante and it has curve off New sports ranges the athletic tracks and out of are moving from the the the aerohies classes II) practical arena to the provide a look that is COSH. Cc lInfOrwhIc and s erV .110V, high fashion court. Whereas it was once only In the past you had to .iceepted in the gym. fitness sacrifice fashion for weal such as the nem USA Pro range. Cy her Space, with it function, and vice funky kick flares and lined versa, now you can tops could easily pass for club have both. w car. The colours are hold and New sports shops are the cuts are flattering, so much so that it seems a shame tu Maill Picture and springing up every day. sweat in them anyway! above: Dull running trousers The look is cool but USA PRO leggings Jerini Ileft): USA PRO and thermal lops are funky and the %int!, thing bra id ip £22.99. USA conspicuous in their left to is on your marks, PRO kick-flare% f32.99 get set and take a look at Nike crop trips £24,99, absence. as the high lane L'S.1 Pro litteti these... USA PRO jackets street sports shops seem [24.99. USA Pro £47.99. Nike rocsac to he catering for the leggings *J. 9't_ elf frrim 1.1.1.99. trainers. Chipie fashion conscious Right: Nike Gear... Air Nino Cy her Sprier 1.ing4 Max £119.99. Cup £7.99. and Nonhwace, models' shopper as well as for own. the serious athlete. T-shirt £22.99 Hut what's all the fuss about? Why is it that sports Fashion Confessions these trainer; could out-flash days. u hat's on your feet gives .4 victim talks even the greenest Dunlop. awaks not just! the size or your clothes are moving so When I was at primary school (-Clothes available at all good sports shops, quickly off the pegs? By the time t grew up, sporty wallet but also how hard you I had this incredible pair of footwear had taken on a whole think you arc. They say size Increasingly. the demand of except USA PRO, exclusive to Lillywhites. red suede Puma bouts. I new meaning and at don't matter but all the the nineties has been for wouldn't he caught dead secondary school trainers modern street girl's after is a convenience. As our lives. Lillywhites are offering students a 10 per cent wearing them nowadays but were a matter of life or death. big pair of Nike Air. Names speed up we need clothes that hack then they were the Iwas decidedly un-coot for in and out of style the whole can offer comfort and DISCOUNT on production of a valid NUS card ultimate status synshol. still wearing Converse All practicality The foss ho . been time hilt for a piece of the remember my mates being so Stars at the lime everyone else taken out of c lot hint! as t Ire original rude boy sty ler it jug jealous at the (Rather: cost was into seventy. quid Cobra. simple lines of sports clothes has to he Nike. Gotne,s gear niirdelled by Jane Springthorpr, Jrtinr anti Willem twenty two pounds. I tell you, Champion and Troop- These 42 (C-TtirtfookID TRAVU, INVION JEFFERY

TAKING an MT-season charter Right 11.1 or III= Spain bs a disappointing was LH travel • my Iasi one to Britain view redeemed 7 only by a window seat- ".:•• '.. ., • ,-,- ee. • . You' fellow passengers are the - -e • ' prnblein. k3Rttztlly they're the Lees Witee've Mired 10 the eliNtaN to ease r •t__: .t... •141. ...e-iii4110.412.-;€ 4?.1 deeit Iliettmtinsin and read Speetish •..;"""..i" ..,i ,t.:,,, ,,,,- ' , . ' • 7. . aitit" of the tprrtc, i.. ., .,,„, • , met etiate46,1% enes.,7 turning a -,.. _ soaring elk-raft into u leittlewood's -''' canteen with wings . The view from your window seat. bewever. tidy you block out these airborne cardigans. From Alicante's dear skies to somewhere cloudy in France 1 traetel the. Spanish c7.)11-tit like a map through Valencia. Catalonia and the snowy • Pyrenees_ I've alwaye harboured amhitioneenwarde being an aetronaut. Without wanting to sound tooguelting, I itnagined this was someway toward.; 11. Spain. you see, has some inc rntfihle countryside. Four dines higger than England and coming, reeond 'tidy to Switzerland as the hielieet tenumry in Emile it net In the awesome lilerelu radiating from Madrid. This stark, and and to legion has been &nib). some wnters to have foreet the Castillian Spanish into the puree dreamers and Conierisearkirre of old. I'd advise you ft, rake that with a pinch of salt. ever forget Beautiful beaches, cool hill stations and elephart orphanages are all part of the attraction of Sri Lanka. TINA BURRETT There are only two getteraliseeirmi, you can make about enjoys tea drinking in the relaxed island atmosphere the Spanish landscape, One is that its intense and beguilling light is unlike anything you will find in Britain. T 0 hasn't north between the '1;mmiis and sixth century women• with the bum I. into the bars in the evenings Two is that the land is tai incredibly the Buddhists pose few real boobs of Eva Hereigova Leven rhe south of the, nd Before you start reeling in diverse its a waste of time making followed the threats to toured safety. without the yetenehe-inyented dif 'ens dramatically I .1 the horror :lure a thought fig- Sri gerieralisadons. hippy trail to Terrorism can he a problem; wonderbrai. can he limed half no ill. The landscape is Lanka'e other attradions. From die wet and almost western Vv India? Even our while travelling through way up the rock ntr •intainoue and famous for Where else can you Ida!: on an Irish coves and climate of Scv die Anuradhapura a police check Surrounded by jungle. its hill stations that date back elephant orphanage w ith the and the deserts of feltinia and parents' generation point we crossed was blown Sigirya is hest explored by to the days of British opportunity to take the Almeria in the south. Spain has donned a tie-dye T- hp. killing the two men on elephant which can he hired as i mperialism. The weather is parentless Dumboe for a bath pretty much aol it all From shirt and went off to duty only minutes after we easily as a moped in the Merl. chilly' in the hills. where locals in the river? February to about April you can go crossed it, However, it is Accommodation is v aried - earl he spotted sporting baggy Sri Lanka is the place to go skiing in the Pyrenees; or Sierra find themselves in the probably still safer than most there are a kw simple hotels, jumpers and the scenery is for all trite Brks u his love a Nevada on din and lie on a beaeli hills and on the British big elites similar to that of good capita as tea is the the next. beaches of this that are under the Scottish nation's largest industry. On Friends who gel out of bed earlier threat from IRA highlands. visiting a lea fadory you are than I do have already being favourite exotic bombings. Perhaps this Is met with the divine smell of spending some of their spare time by student destination. The northern why it had such the freely cut leaves. Work fur the coast. They tell me the sea's too India has perhaps pan of the appeal for the the tea pickers. is rough, lone cold for swimming. I intend to prove become a cliche but if island co etains British. hours and low wages, around them wrong and take the plunge many of the The days sixty pence a week, which because, like killing sharks and you fancy sampling the most important of empire may he mekeS that holiday job look drinking neat whisky its the kind of delights of this part of and best- over but the hill almost bearable, thing I do from time to time to prove Asia and retaining your rewn eel stations still Life is not like the picture how manly I am. individuality why not put monuments- stand and are on the top of a box of PG tips. My first proper contact with from ancient up with another couple of used as hotels. One student we met, the rural Spain came when my flatmate times, The speaker of live languages, wits Dotting° Invited me hack to hiss hours on an aeroplane Poionnarow Aceornmodatitm forced to work in the fields all father's pig limn for the weekend. and visit Sri Lanka'? the eleventh is luxurious in through his Wilda% simply Its He said ti was "near Lorca" which Sri Lanka, the small tear- century capital• the extreme pay Rif his fare hack km took to mean close to a medium shaped island at the foot of boosts some eel compared to the university-. an idea there for sized town in the Region de Murcia India, is a microcosm of its the most impressive Buddhist many taking the form of huts of Sigirye. However the Ken Clarke. but later realised was a dialect melt larger neighbour with its temples in the world. 11 is also individual wooden huts. push atmosphere has its 'The people are all Yen meaning "net really anywhere". home to a large number of You can't tail to notice drawbacks. pleasoni and exhibit a mixture own Charms to hoot. The 'Mal weekend was the largest giant Buddha statues carved nature in Sri Lanka. i shamed The practices of the hotel of curiosity and friendliness. treed of my life I know ii included number of blokes with centuries ago out of the nick my room with a multitude of are still firmly nested in the Many are happy ai act as meat tisk cheese, frun. rice, meg, dodgy beards and face insects. some frog, and a impenal days Men met dress' Impromptu guides for tourists smisages, and a plate of cold meat ecologici111), sunned Kandal8 Slightly to the south is snake. The frogs were iii jackets and ties at all times for which they will demand the tut, Yegetehlree but, a, for the rest, I that dominate the beaches Sigirya lamed for its sixth particularly worrying because and women, or ladies as they shin off your hack, literally. I satt'i he sure. I spent Sunday of Goa remain less to Sri century Rock Fortress. Access once attached Its the skin they prefer to call them_ mast be shirt% and other possessions afternoon w ith the pigs and felt a Lanka. to the Fortress is tot the brave stick and can't he hudged 'suit:ally' attired. Women, tend In be mow covened than little quease. I'd have given anything Sri Lanka has the repinatitm and tit only since it is situated without lubrication. After heeause of their delicate cash. to have he 20.000 feet higher' up, °I beine one ol the world's at the top of a several hundred teaming this 1 was a tad constitutions end eleseoue Si 1 i gm ire the foreign office f1.inly for the sick hags. tiouble spots. Hosiiiiiies in the foot nmehrumwehaped rock. worried to find one or these inability to contribute to advice and take a tea break in k Paintings of hare-breasted sticky link chaps in my toilet 'chaps' talk, arc not allowed Sri Lanka__ 43

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The visitors had MEN'S FOOTBALL stormed to the top or the Northern Universities by Paul Brown League earlier this through bull from tunes Found month with a 3M vb to Andy Myhi I I. who turned onto over LUU. but a recent it .with his marker caught flat- dip in their form has footed, His toe-poke bound the hindered further I ar corner and lett the progress. goalkeeper helpless, A tierce spell 01 pressure ensued. with Dan Convincing Cunningham's tireless running LUU meanwhile started denied by a last-ditch tackle. the season slowly. but arc and Ben Jaekson scuffing the now -on a roll" according ball over !tom a great position Nationwide League eight yards out. LLIU reu)1h to defender Mark Division One should have killed the game, Bandsey s Wolves Blackburn. and they as it took steep!. TASC 23 Charlton v Norwich avenged the earlier defeat PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT! McGrath scoring tar TASC against Durham Pic: Kris Hopkins minutes to force a save front Crystal Palace v Telmer:- with a convincing victory Mart Worcester. free-kick for offside against LiltI twin-up Off a post. Huddersfield v Bolton An Stith minute goal that raises them to third in 011i vere. The visions Ipswich v Oxford the table. Deflected If they hoped to win the shaving the crossingr with a scrambled in 11'r OitiViert gave Man City v Sivindon vicious drive. but were TASC hope. but they were Skipper Owen Jones However, the league match though. TASC Oldham v Ytndtrud again caught on the break. blamed that loss on tilnes.:: leaders gradually crept hack reckoned without man-of-the- largely restrieted to Icing Reading si-Southend this time by Garner, who was our first game back. and into the game, culminating in match Andy Myhill. His range efforts. and their Sheffield Lltd v Grimsby runs frustration showed when their stormed into the box to chip we were still a bit sluggish Jamie °nivel-es; strong run strong midfield Stoke v QPR exploited defensive 'frailties. goalkeeper was booked for the advancing goalkeeper. because we hadn't trained.- that beat two men hetore his West Brum v Portsmouth Captain Jones praised his but he hailed the win as u shot was deflected wide They and he almost tirotie clean dissent. before team's "good Moth:ill and "tremendous performance." might have equalised on 40 through twice Forced to push forward, finishing a right-wing move ihey were nearly caught out battling qualities,- and must Indeed LUU got off to a minutes when Blackburn on the break by Myhill, who remain hopeful for passionate start arid appeared to handle in his area. on n2 minutes. Garner 's won a corner from which he tomorrow's Ft USA semi-final deservedly went a goal up but referee Derek Cooper of centre was squared by after such a convincing win after six minutes. A nea Modes correctly, awarded a Cunningham for My hill to put crashed an acrobatic volley

NETBALL Supreme Saints BOTH LUU netball teams won their crucial BUSA Nationwide League MEN'S HOCKEY matches to take them Division Two through to (lie semi finals WU 3rd Xi O - 2 SO'TON Blackpool v Stockport of the BUSA competition. By Ben Burgerman Brentford v Bournemouth The first team laud a Bristol City v C'rewe formidable Kent side in the GOALKEEFING heroics Burnley v Brit-401 Raisers quarter finals of the BUSA from LUrs Anderson were Bury v Nous County shield. The first quarter wit,. not enough to keep his side Chesterfield v Plymouth extremely demanding on both in the BUSA plate Gillingham v Peterborough teams as they tough; for every competition. Luton v Preston advantage. 15 minutes into the They were narrowly beaten Rotherham v Wrexham game Kent were in the lead by by Southampton. after a Shrewsbury v Millwall two goals with the score at i 2- performance which belied their Walsall v York 10, lowly league position. Wycombe v Watford Leeds went into the second The keenly contested match quarter lighting far every hall often deteriorated to scrappy and Nationwide League and gaming many interceptions careless play in difficult, gale- Division Three but Kent's shooting was on top like conditions. Southampton Barnet v Fulham form resulting in their half time defended in depth and enjoyed Brighton v Swansea lead of 27-22. In the second half the lion's share of opportunities attempts to find Snowden on the But there was no LLTU player Gardner to add his second with Cardiff v Hartlepool goal-keeper Katherine Bell and creating 15 shoe corners to break was largely unsuccessful. to capitalise OD the opening only two minutes left. Chester v Mansfield goal defence Sally Whatiorpe LUU 's seven. The Southampton pressure after a miskick by the keeper It was an injustice for Exeter v Darlington played particularly well, taking Leeds were never able to mounted after 15 minutes. from the resulting tong corner. Anderson's heroics. Leeds Lincoln v Hereford the home side into the final establish their own game. forcing three consecutive short LUU showed greater captain Hocy paid tribute: Northampton v Doncaster quarter only one goal down. especially in the first half when corners which were desperately inventiveness in the\ second "Anderson was man of the Searbomugh v Rochdale Their determination paid off they were unable to break out of scrambled away. but a rebound half. but were unable to turn it match.- The Southampton Scunthorpe v Colchester in the end as they won 5348. their own half For long periods. Fell to Gardner who tucked it into a goal. captain was also full of praise. Tonjuuy v Hull The second team were also After only five minutes hem into the left hand comer to give Southampton began to catch "Leeds were the hest team Wigan v Leyton Orient successful in their fixture Anderson had to pull off the first his side the lead. LUU on the break. Anderson we've played. It wasn't luck against Plymouth. They win 48- of his many fine saves. LUU A dangerous air ball by made a couple of brilliant one- that kept the scores down but Sunday February 23 36. were struggling to keep Lindley almost put Snowden in on-ones, But a tidy move from good gontkeeping." FA Carling Premiership Amanda Holmes possession and long ball behind the visitors' defence. a short corner allowed Arsenal v Wimbledon 45 ▪ 22 LEEDS STUDENT Fitt:lay February 21. 1997 What do this winter s pe ormances in Zimbabwe and C KIWI CONTEST BEARS FRUIT s weeks tar shock nallerialase. we all feel as !sad apurtiog manila go. as wt. did Ayr England-Inds. the haat few days Still. there was the have been right up c pertsation of seeing the Athere on the '1 gips I appear Chelsea fans at I aicester last In have plunged my hand into Sunday unsure a hither In thc aaill snelsyt" scale. praise Zola or lino him rot firstly the English rugby biting the hand that pays hint 30-odd grand a meek. Bless! R ENGLAND team a cry caught shamelessly flaunting running rugby for HANK God for Ihe second match running. ill a' !...l> genii killing New Zealand. and then the cricket team go aL*,. [IV lower division Finally. ,just as and +sin the final leas match Tride: tar all part 01the T in New Zealand to lake the annance at the F. rop. But we had given up series 2-11. and rause the when .1 s•c.otal alivisiini side hope. the impossible National Grid to explode. reaches the seeing- lir tat.. we pas, happened. In the The cricketing ihe ',Witline labelled ti manee performance% in New and lind ourselves down the small hours of Ztalaild have been pretty dismally dark alter marked Tuesday morning Imaimetive. but have also led married with Iwo k ids. a doe. a Vol sa 1 and double glarinit- England once again to suggesduns from alone `ft:airy quarters of the media that rurthernure, sinister work is W1)11 an overseas test afoul lo destroy the hcautilini in New Zealand a as the England can give the series. major plus to come mit of the Australians a decent battle game as we know it_ The Lath Shamir crystal Ardent cricket tour but there was much else for the Ashes this summer. for the barmy army This is the most ludicrous half reveala that pnahleta. will followers who have reach a peak rantaseason when waited five hang and celebrate. not least the fact suggestion since somebody will non FA Clip winners Chesterfield. that Mike Atherton said: "That Oliver McCall - painful years for this atmost Leriainly remain .15 now there'~ a man who will League Cup winner, Stockport historic event have had and Premier League Captain ior the smuttier selitS stand his ground and fight." their patience rewarded Atherton has mare than his -Ube Aussie% have Sieve CkarriliWt CrA entry tinapi nal to a laic title spun by.a 1!0:.11 not a moment too Statln. fair share of canna, 411t,I. Mall) Waugh. Shane AVartie and a will argue that scoriagi.tomeback.from Ron Thia %toot> wad crucial he should not squad full of talent. We has e a roam the eaptainey, but w ho Atkinain) make at:kW sweep 1.111V fast retching hope first team and enn... Alan else remains at: a .ier11:11.1'■ "line and length an a silver of the European honatas, Tito Enelann have of turning the candidate were Alllellon to he BEACH BOY Aussie spin king Shane Warne in training for the Ashes platter that I hand polished transfer system collapses. FIFA rorilicomin Ashes series disband, arid the World Cup replaced! wise head at the helm. Arhera hnlhdnt elose catching, hits• for you myself. air into any kind id a International Batsman. Sir" rul,i boweqn Linembrairgand lacks motivational powers and been tt huae disappointment worthwhile and •• rs two pia acts certain Nlidlally. Nana as they say', llanlepoid reserves is watched bus made mistake, bet lie does ith the has and a solid opening compel ita. anaouat•r. •• their plaies have thy said. ivy three men and a naxase on the exaencre,w pair ls CSSennal to Ctnnbal tort' . essata attributes ■ We will not he heating Canadian satellite TV. It's true. • • • 0 eitl cc entration and re specC t puce and guile ol Mc lath and ,41111ely australia at cricket this it's iill going to happen. What fact I a_ 110:ded to take on the A itssies. Refuel. Murk Butcher and 11111 a prized sCalil 1.171.2 Jason (*.al 1 ian sprint: to mind summer. We 1von1 even he (Ili von ITICJIII Premier Leaps: Graham I h. apt- mav .11w .2;irr.011 +v.tuhth;uyC bean heating them at fraithall fare; wilt 1 se.ati4 eNctise 10 III .a..1 et oielser - indeed they have now •inall) turned the but remain unsatisfactory' sNer. L.lons Ell• OhY101.1, alternative hug our Sten art :layman•. now that they've explain their lawn's:pathetic do row ...only! in icruis of etniverling replaceinents. coLlid our I•li, l o: row. 11.11a...-Yer, tit, tie col! hal at number glamorous alas Olio Me pioatilM taken our best manager. This cut against Dodgy Mudbath r Muni lit ins preferred 4.ccp 1 i■Aci arid ,aiptdin seemingly British trait of LC at i 'tic &bade Ill / nttbabo. • br i bat that would spark the old a If al once. himeless over-eaptaiation can sr, here Litr:Itih cricket reached barrert Chlut•11. alter debate about whether he coq • lark Russell could come be nothing but detrimental_ EANWHILE in 1, lowest eve] le%cl, cc int _I open ihe inaiuus and keep comments such a' ••Engialui America. sport Itukkek 1rd into the -..rile to. relinquish a a. 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Weal hank, at the price that tumult' bcfore the visit of Glanville as cation ly youna opening partne r tar Atherton la ant runs at the ground lie Australia_ captains. cricket need:, art Old, Nock Knight. despite Inc Julian Betts known from now an as 'Bank it hie Boottiem: Shocking quit even for .A.Trierico, But hovv long will it take before advertisers convince the Premier League that Le Ticker scoring a NICK KNICIIT out) partially ottsvt ,..11,kme< rot rating that !lean :red •t airling Curler' doesn't As 4,;;IV..11lier as los name surpi knolls- solid hunins2 pit1 slag berth were clashed sound really stupid. And why sugye.d, irn both it__..; of he haek inkury. Aa•such. gatte a as stop there when there arc' the tom• lie his and 1)AR REN (; FI alma! re' [On% ince anyone tiottagei cheap journalistic Jibes to by Lnelariri, detriment Will Ynrk lic is al- 1 ateinarionai cc en iNv the made Imagine' -Thal 'Inns eonie gLo4KI prormsed notch early 4,11 calihre I alicastfiall Adams punt brought to you hut a re Mita; is Ire order IC C..k.,A11!•Al Iii. it's! pla..e qa114.1aad, by Oddhins." —That Ian ',dill yet 11.,011,...:rive a, a ('Rxic %%lllrE. Diplraita0 Dow ie own goal is sponuired n().■IINIC CORK Goes, what? Aootitcr ..aa■nes 121 by Ihai Juan's Particularly 'Ads (Jo iripclecl .1% tout- for yet atk.dic Iii, sitang Ugly Donkey, \arra" And of n ',i. lour liitart-ateYing all- palm, but this cisme -.Another pile of Mate 101101a tM: the Jtttliv,dsue inkler ,tated ;an [Noe, roundel Need I sas mitre • toak from %nth Cole. cmirtrsy of tlebadt.■, but Fits ari...11 in paran.ad lava- Andrea.— it really reit% \e‘+ lealantl at id taf RONNIE !RANI DAVID 1,1.0N al ; la-t rout: redly could happen... tiaRk iherd P iur bow Ina_. Sep, I rounder whuse ridicukauN "we step CL LEEDS STUDENT FrKlay February 21 1997 23 New Zealand tell us about England's progress and Ashes hopes?

100 R(7o:44-4444,‘44;"i No.31: I'm Becker than you By Chtis Leadbeater I% .11 IN 1990, Stefan Edherg and Boris Becker WRONG SAID FRED met for their third successive Wimbledon final. They produced a Notorious for his view that èverything was better in match that was a true Classic, belonging to the era before Pete Sampras my day; Yorkshireand England legend Fred Trueman decided that all rallies were had and damaging to his circuitry. Fliiherg w,is unstoppable in gives Leeds Student his end-of-tour report the lirst two sets. Becker eti 'a' in the third and FRED ON ENGLAND fourth. The German looked to he heading fur a fourth title in "We haven't done as well as people say - New Zealand are not a great side. However. the victory will six years when he broke to lead act as a confidence booster to those younger England players not used to winning." three one in the final set, but Edherg levelled at three all, Then having earned another "I'm pleased with the progress of young Chris Silverwood, but Darren Gough has picked up a lot break point at four all. Edberg of wickets from bad deliveries - he'll have to bowl better at higher-class players. It worries produced the moment of the me that we haven't got a really world-class quick bowler or spinner. Our bowlers never 1011r1L-1111e111. He Shunased an exquisite seem to be able to bowl on one side of the wicket." backhand loh hom his own baseline that clipped the far "Of the batsmen. I think Alec Stewart has done exceptionally well, and Graham corner of Itecker 's court. The normally placid, and frankly Thorpe has also impressed me." dour Swedt fell to his knees with a clenched fist salute. in "I like Mike Atherton very much indeed, but I would still assess his captaincy 2ontrasi to the sheer detection on the face of Becker. stranded as amateurish. That's not his fault - he was thrust into the job at too tender it the net. an age, In fact, he's done very well to stay in the side considering his complete loss of form on the early part of the tour" Edherg then served for his second title before allowing himself roughly three smiles FRED ON THE ASHES upon lifting the trophy. think England do stand a chance. Australia are the best side in the world, yet the West Indies beat them twice recently. This is what makes Ì don't think there's anyone in cricket such a great game." the current side who would IAA "Shane Warne could prove the key, because our blokes don't play have been looked at in the against leg-spin bowling every day and have nest idea what it's all about. He's a very fine bowler and we haven't seen the Test side 35 years ago' r best of rum yet. I think he'll gel 500 Test wickets." BUSA NEWS ULTIMATE FRED ON ENGLISH CRICKET THE increasingly 'I don't think there's anyone in the current side who would have been looked at in the Test side 35 years ago. Not popular sport of Ultimate one. There just isn't a great deal of talent around. My great pal Brian Statham said the standard of county frisbee flies into Leeds cricket is the lowest he's ever seen. That's why we've got a second-class Test team," this weekend, as LUI: plays host to the Student "Ray lllingworth's retirement from the game last September was a body-blow. He's got the best brain in the Indoor Championships. Catch '7 Leeds' game. He's got the best brain in the game, but I think the knives were out. You could never prove there successful Ultimate team. arc I . was a conspiracy. but you can surmise." hot favourites to win the tournament as they prepare for the World Championships "As much respect as I have for Ian Botham's ability. I think his captaincy of England proves that he in Canada. but they face stiff could never perform the manager or selector's role anyway." competition from the Southampton Skunks and the Warwick Bears. "The first thing I would do is throw out Sunday League cricket. The one-day game is the worst thing that was Club captain Pete Cotton ever invented - it's ruined techniques and taken away attacking bowling and attacking fields. I would also kick wants people to come along and support the team in the out overseas players - every one of them. They are the ruination of the game." Sports Centre. "If you are Interview by Zak! Cooper wondering what Ultimate is about. you will get a good idea at this tournament. especially when things hot up on Sunday afternoon for the and those who can hold their heads high N Finals." The tournament starts at 'tans on Saturday, with the MIKE ATHERTI/N supreme efforts. partnership, Surrey's finest an integral pan of the howling fantastic direct continues to do his hest to attack in the near future throw from mid f mai taking place at 4.30pm Disastmus early form us on Sunday. Zimbabwe, caught by a girl JACK RUSSELL avoid filling three columns on on. As JIM Off a rugby player in NZ, Hardly played throughout the the scoreboard. The birth or ROBERT CRovr Caney would T Recovered brilliantly to tour, he fell victim to the his sound child was a Welsh olf-spinner took a say. Nmokin'.._ in_gstre Third test win. selectors' characteristic lack distraction - all he needs is special liking to the Kiwis. FOOTBALL of forward planning. Should another big knock to stars the eamunng his first five wicket Prospects improving for TASC's challenge for the Ashes skipperage. he commended nevertheless tirews irks. haul at Christchurch. for his suggestion of running Obvii rushy nothi rig to do with By Northern Universities League 'New Zealand Larnh'._ z 0 title continued last weekend with glut U' 'how much is dun CHRIS SILVERWOOD ALEC STEWART Alex matches against Durham and doggy in the Yorkshire youngster who The old man has been the Gubbay Sheffield itinverisites backbone for the entire tour made great strides this winter PHIL. TIIENELL, GR_AILANI THORPE Experience ginned in Tulfcts Caine up 111.11TIps with and Oilby were the Finally come good with the and Paul s.mal•scnrets, in Stuurtla 2.11 bat More frustrating than as laq- summing role will he Ins lett-arm spin and when keeping, fully . Arid despite wicket, win defying invaluable when he becoi nes impnwed fielding. includtrig Wilson .iefeat of Durhan► deiterves at rest after his +sing to rivals Sheffield. they are still top of the league. 47 A A al; A 0, ■ Ì0its Am 60 1 hi":116 Fred Trueman,

League stars march on in National Cup

MEN'S RUGBY LEAGUE Durham 22-26 LUU By Dan McCormack Welsh dragons whitewash brave LUU TABLE-topping LUU student players in Britain to .1 rhos-k rubbee they were sunk 3-2 approaching. expectations secured a place in the MEN'S SQUASH and a fourth seed who "They're in a different by the two top seeds from ate high fur more success. BUSA National Cup LUU 5 - 0 UWIC was recently ranked 910.h league.- explained Bristol Perhaps Gallard might in the world, often gave disappointed Duncan Bell. It Grew and Birkeu could have changed his mind by Final in a chaotic semi- By Graham Webb the impression that they really was as simple as that only manage one game then. final in windswept were using this quarter- Nevertheless, the 1st V het% reit them as the team Durham last weekend. CARDIFF shattered played extremely well Pitt- crashed out against a very Having chosen to face the LUU's hopes of final match as simple Payne. Sewell. Hell, Boho strong team. who like MAD FOR IT: practice. and Fox all clearly heliesed UWIC, should go on to LUU skipper elements in the firm half, glory in the BUSA that they could have reached win BUSA gold in two Richard Bobo Leeds were forced to adopt a Cup in stunning Difference the final had they been in the weeks time. lakes defeat In damage limitation policy. other half of the draw. Little The women's team. who the right spirit fashion on As such, il is doubtful consolation on a duy when fell one hurdle before the Concened Durham pressure Wednesday. whether the presence of the opposition offered no men. performed very and 1...-et4' big match nerves The hosts were Anthony Gallard. LUU's mercy. well this season too. meant that Durham actually simply unable to cope top-ranked star, who quit the IA1U should be opened the scoring after only eight minutes with a converted with Cardiff's superior spoiwosport weeks ago, would Sunk very proud of have made any difference the way its try from hooker HUINI. quality of touch and against such a strong outfit. The 2nds fared no better. squash teams their ability to control There was link emotion although their quarter-final have played ONERSIT1 Strength the game from the 'T'. or fear from UWIC and Will tie against UWIC did go this year. Indeed the visitors. Pitt-Payne's 3-1 defeat right to the wire. The season is 'sou akki mut the champions soon hit against Greg Tippins. the Leading 2-1 thanks to however far from ASH back with Richardson showing who were boasting the 11K top seed. was the closest wins by Habib and Ford. and over. With the enormous strength, crashing oser services of the top two LUU were ever going to get needing just one more from 30 yards. Arrnytage failed to Christie Cup fast convert. but soon crossed for LUU's second try after goad work by McCormack and Sarjeant. An 8-6 half-time seoreline f ow r 8111 41 would have satisfied the Leeds AMSTERDAM tr 34 Eg tint, but indecision in their ranks AUSTRALIA 299 449 allowed Durham to lead 12-N at the BANGKOK 195 355 break when Gary Chalfont crashed BEIJING 186 318. over. BUDAPEST 79_121 Leeds did not stan the second C1ELHVBOMBAY 238 359 half well allowing Durham to DUBLIN 30_31 extend their lead to 15.8. and it 140 CHI MINH cay 321 538 looked like they could well he on ISTANBUL 94 157 their way out. But skipper 10SURG 256 IBS McCormack sculled in at the L_AJSAN RAN. 131 M corner to bring the Yurkshiremeti USBON 79 121 back into contention. leaving the MEXICO 193 155 seoceline In-12 with 20 rttinuies to MIAMI 115 199 go, MILAN _ 49 97 NAIROBI Zn2j39 Relief with NEW YORK 102 155 It was then that international PARIS 34 68 hooker Gracme Sarjeant took Camius RIO 207 338 SINGAPORE command. phsughing over a close travel 220 414 range twin: to the relief of the VIENNA 75 121 Leeds travelling faithful. We specialise in low cost travel MORT DIACNIREAL _114_121 A frantic last 15 minutes people ZURICH 70 96 for students and young 'Airfares exclude tax' followed, with the unusually providing support in over 150 offices ernormual Mel Wthherley having throughout the world NOW AVAILABLE to tie restrained as a number of EUROSTAR 4(04L. I decisions went against Leati- But BRUSSELS/PARIS 149 rte ed to hold of LEEDS with an ISIC card. 4 ilk- dimwit rn. manag Durham's final challenge, and can YHA ADVENTURE SHOP, 'ROUND THE WORLD now look &award to a second 1 1 7 1 2 1 Vicar Lane. s LONDON I succe sive final appearance. which Leeds LS1 6PJ . BANGKOK / SYDNEY / should make up for their 0113 246 1155 LOS ANGELES / disappointment in the Challenge LONDON FROM 1680 Cup earlier this seasno, We provide a lull range LUll LsSistlint teach Rob of services tot youth and Lowe was delighted to he in student travellers, including another final. but admitaxl that CafitPaS air/train/bus passes, impnwe nieni was neckil if RAvi travel insurance. low cost silverware is to be brought home. accommodation, car hire, while Johnny Limb took the man ID cards, adventure tours... vvww campustravel co uk of the match award.