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The transition from Dean of Students Macheca to Dean of PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A YOUNG MAN Students Roemer is presently underway. Both men are still I 2 3 A 5 6 7 8 q 10 // 12 13 !U 15 16 If 18 iq reluctant to discuss a no official planns for the future of the office, and Dean Macheca is presently trying to provide an element of continuity under the new Dean, whose appointment has been ef fective for seven days now. Roemer has been involved with many student activities throughout his years at Notre Dame, ranging from his duties on the board of directors of the Neighborhood Study Help Program to those one the board of director's of the Ombudsman service at the University. Looking to the future, Macheca commented, "We have to hold expectations up for each other; that's the only way to continue to grow and better ourselves." Story on page three.. ______
M r. Joseph A. La Fortune, a 1916 graduate and member of the Board of Trustees at the University, died Tuesday night in Colorado Springs, Colorado. M r. La Fortune's cash gift to the University helped finance the renovation of the former Science Who says a newspaper has to be Hall, which turned it into the heavy all of the time? Certainly present La Fortune Student Center. not us. It's fun and games time on M r. La Fortune also served on the pages six and seven, as the OOb- Board of Trustees and the server presents a Puzzle Page to Associate Board of Trustees. Since help you wile away your summer 1971, he had served as a trustee hours. Brain teasers, word games, emeritus. Story on page two. mazes and trivia questions abound. Bring a pencil and eraser.
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The hospital is located in Chicago. “ Many times in the past, humanitarians have come forth to aid the infant victims of Erwin A. Pawelski, 54, was admitted after THIS SUNDAY AUG. 3 I international clashes and catastrophes,” suffering a blood clot at his home. Donald declared a State Department spokesman. La Rocque, assistant to the hospital’s chief NO COVER CHARGE He went on to note that during the of staff, gave this account of Pawleski’s long seventeenth and eithteenth centuries, ride, which he said did not contribute to his Portugese ship captains rescued thousands death 17 days later: Pawelski, strapped to a WITH THIS AD ] of helpless children from the strife and wheelchair and unable to walk because of political chaos then afflicting the continent the stroke, was taken by an attendant from NOW APPEARING of Africa, while during the Middle Ages, a third-floor ward to an occupational courageous bands of gypsies conducted a therapy room for treatment about 9:30 a.m. lonely campaign to free European babies After treatment, he and another patient CITY BOYS | from medieval towns threatened in the Dark were taken to a bank of elevators by a Ages. hospital worker, who put Pawelski on the And, in 1284, P. Piper, Westphalian am elevator, but for the next 27 hours he was bassador, responded to the alarming plight missing. of youngsters in rat-endangered Hamelin towns by organizing a massive footlift to the Eventually, he was found by a staff SHULA’S | nearby secure insides of a mountain. member, slumped over in his wheelchair on N IT B CLUB one of the three elevators in constant ser On U.S. 31 between Niles and South Bend - Free Parking - Ph. 683-4350 vice. “ As hard as it is to believe, I now think CONTINUOUS ENTERTAINMENT FROM 9 P.M. TILL 2 A.M. that he was on the elevator all that time,” The Mattel Toy Company has just come said a hospital official. He added that out with a female doll whose breasts grow Pawelski suffered no ill effects, and “ his MEN-WOMEN before your very eyes. ‘‘Growing Up death had no association or connection with Skipper” is equipped with a special arm, the incident.” which, when given a twist, causes two 70,000 bumps to grow on the doll’s chest. Mattel “ There are about 1,300 patients at Hines says that “Skipper helps teach children and 2,800 employees,” noted Vern Rogers, a Job about puberty.” spokesman for the V.A. “ In all that traffic, a patient was lost.” Dr. Robert Fruen, the director at Hines, Openings. added: “ We can only assume that no one who happened to be in the elevator realized The wife of Evangelist Billy Graham Good salary. Your choice of training in over his condition.” 300 good jobs. Work near home or abroad. snatched a sign from a protestor during a Educational opportunities. Free medical and Bicentennial Celebration in Charlotte, dental care. Free housing, meals, and 30 North Carolina. The Celebration was being days paid vacation. Special bonuses. Physical attended by President Ford. training. Adventure. 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LaFortune dies at 81
Joseph A. LaFortune, a 1916 * He was named deputy ad graduate and member of the Board ministrator of the Petroleum of Trustees at the University of Association in Washington in 1953. Notre Dame since 1941, died Named to the Associate Board of Tuesday night (Aug. 5) in a Lay Trustees in 1941, Mr. Colorado Springs, Colo., hospital. LaFortune was reappointed to the A resident of Tulsa, Okla, 81 year Board of Trustees in 1967, and has old LaFortune, had been served as trustee emeritus since WOODY DIANE vacationing at the time of his 1971. He received an honorary death. L.L.B. doctorate at the 1949 Funeral services w ill be held at commencement on the campus. ALLEN KEATON 10 a.m. tomorrow, in Christ the A cash gift to the University in King Church, 1530 S. Rockford, 1953 helped finance the renovation Tulsa. of the form er Science Hall for the “LOVE Mr. LaFortune majored in a use as a student center, the present special advertising-commerce LaFortune Student Center. A sequence during his un scholarship fund in honor of their and DEATH" dergraduate days at Notre Dame. parents was presented to Notre The South Bend native moved to A JACK ROLLINS-CHARLES H J0FFE PRODUCTION Dame in 1960 by four children, Tulsa after graduation where he Joseph Jr., and Robert, Jean Produced by CHARLES H. J0FFE Written and Directed by WOODY ALLEN was employed by the Tulsa World Henry and Mary Ann Wilcox. His [PG] United Artists newspaper and began a long wife, Gertrude Tremel LaFortune association with the oil undustry. is a native of Mishawaka. Thursday, August 7,, 1976/ the observer Macheca and Ro together for smooth transition by Andy Praschak Macheca, who announced that his wife is Associate Editor Roemer. He also explained that much understanding and many concepts must be expecting a child in October, explained that It was officially announced on July, 31, worked out before they can make any his entire family w ill not take some time to that Dr. James A. Roemer would be definite plans for the future public. decide exactly what he will be doing in the replacing Mr. John Macheca as dean of future. “However, I do plan to stay at students at the University of Notre Dame. Notre Dame for the next semester and probably for the entire year,” he said. With the appointment effective for only Macheca, who was appointed to this seven days now, both Macheca and Roemer position in 1973, noted that he first started are still reluctant to discuss any official thinking about devoting more time to his Macheca was careful to note that although plans for the future of the office of dean of master’s degree in May when he started he w ell be around to help Roemer as much students. “ I am presently working with discussing the possibilities with Br. Just as possible, each man brings his own per Dean Roemer to provide as much continuity Paczesny, vice president for student affairs. sonality to a job such as this. as possible under the new dean,” Macheca Briefly reflecting on the past two years, said. “ I now feel that I will have the time to in- Macheca pointed out that it was a very Macheca, who was the first lay dean of vestigaet the MSA program that I have been demanding job. “ But i t ’s a job that has to be students ever appointed at the University of interested in,” said Macheca. He said that done,” he said. He continued, “ We have to Notre Dame, explained that his job now is to when he first considered furthering his hold expectations up for each other; that’s help Roemer understand “ what” has to be studies, he did not know exactly how this the only way to continue to grow and better & done as dean of students while leaving the would affect his job as dean of students. ourselves,” he said. He said that he hoped choice of “ how” the job is to be done to that during his term he was able to do as Brother Just officially made the ap “I’ve been here two years and the first much as he could to better the student’s life. pointment although Roemer said that Just year was spent mostly immersed in the “ When I took the job, I realized that this received input and recommendations from process of learning how to be the dean of would not be a long-term one,” he said. all members of the Notre Dame com students. It was an awful lot of hard work. munity. Roemer, who prides himself on Dr. Roemer, who has been U niversity The second year I was beginning to adjust being a double domer, attending Moreau counsel since October of 1972, felt that he and it wasn’t quite so demanding,” said Seminary and “practically being born on was chosen for the job because of his close Macheca. the golf course” , explained that his basic involvement with Notre Dame students policy will be to emphasize the positive throughout all his stay here. “ Notre Dame A press release issued by the university on rather than the negative aspects of the students have been welcome in m y house for July 31, said that Macheca would serve as a students. the last five years,” he boasted. special assistant to Brother Just next fall. Macheca commented that his job as special Both Macheca and Roemer agreed that assistant would include working with Roemer has been involved with many they will be happy to divulge more of their Roemer as well as continuing to work with student activities throughout the years. He plans for the future and reflections on the the Senior Club. “ I want to be able to give was on the board of directors of the Neigh past, probably at the end of the summer, the Senior Club and the Senior Class as borhood Study Help Program , in CILA and a when they manage to work out many of the much support as possible next year,” he board of director’s member of the Om details and concepts they are now said. budsman service here at Norre Dame. discussing.
Kommers named to Civil Rights 1 1 post Dr. Donald P. Kommers, professor of Government and International Studies at the University of Notre Dame, has been appointed director of the University’s Center for Civil Rights, effective September 1. Kommers, a member of the m Notre Dame faculty since 1963, succeeds Dr. Howard A. Glickstein, who has headed the Center since it was established at Notre Dame by a $500,000 grant from the Ford Foundation in 1973. Glickstein, a former staff director fo the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights, has accepted a law faculty appointment at Howard Univer sity, Washington, D C. Photos exhibited at SMC In making the announcement of Kommers’ appointment, the Rev. James T. Burtchaell, C.S.C., Award-winning photographs The contest and exhibit are provost of the University, also from the River City Summer photo sponsored by Saint Mary’s College noted that the Center, formerly a competition are currently and the National Endowment for program of the University, will exhibited in the Little Theater the Arts - the Indiana Arts now be attached to the Notre Dame Gallery at Saint Mary’s College, Commission. Judges were Julius Law School. Father Burtchaell Notre Dame, Indiana, August 3-31. Ivanisics, South Bend Tribune said the Law School com m ittee on After the show closes at Saint staff photographer and instructor appointments and promotions will Mary’s, it will travel to several at the South Bend Art Center, and be asked to consider Kommers for South Bend public schools, the Richard Raymond Alasko, gallery a concurrent appointment on its Mishawaka Public Library, the director and assistant professor in faculty. “ The background of Dr. City-County Building in South art at the University of Wisconsin Kommers in political science and Bend, Nazareth College in Waukesha Center and a visiting (continued on page 10) Kalamazoo, and other area lecturer in baroque art at Loyola locations through the first of next University, Chicago year.
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— ...... -.t ii.ii.i the observer Thursday, August 7, 1975 outrider ************************************* A. A. SHAWKIM * War on th AAAGICIAN + Magic Supplies finding led to a $12 million penalty that must for Beginner I remember running, in 1969, north from Novelties J be paid by the District of Columbia for its Professional pont Circle in front of the tear gas. I went Illusions $ into a restaurant to clear my eyes, but soon violation of rights in the Mayday arrests. the restaurant’s air conditioners were The Watergate investigation revealed that Books 1 breathing in the gas. I went out, and saw a the White House had conspired to deprive young man, in suit and tie. leaning over a people of free-speech rights around the bush and trying to stop the bleeding from a presidential appearances. These are tips of Shows * scalp wound. He claim ed he was one of the an iceberg. Routine harassment of potential indigents took place over a number of I medical aide personnel; but I didn’t know if that was true. years. I saw two young men stopped, and Earlier that year, a policeman told me I their car searched for drugs, on no other was under arrest for being in a public un grounds than that they both had long hair. derground garage, where demonstrators The police stopped searching only when I Whatever the age 7 Stylists had fled from tear gas. Luckily, the cop’s went up and showed them a press card. The Whatever the length Full Time Manicurist young men drove around the block and Whatever the fashion Full Service Salon attention was distracted and I slipped away. Typical events, in the era of demonstrations came back to thank me - there were sur Edison & St. Rd. 23 prised to find that someone s till cared about only mile Southeast of - even in Washington, which had a com the rights of the young. campus • paratively restrained police department. Any journalist covering demonstrations in (across from Kentucky Washington, after all, was no Chicago, no Fried Chicken and the Kent State, no Jackson State. the late sixties has many stories of violated Linebacker) FOR But it was bad enough. And now we have rights. The thing was so blatant that some MEN proof. U.S. District Court Judge Joseph C. journalists stopped covering the story and Waddy, in a ruling on a ACLU suit, has joined the demonstrators (I never did - but documented repeated violations of the civil some of my betters did). It seemed im MICHAEL’S perative to such men - I am thinking of For Appt. 272-7222 rights of demonstrators by District of Columbia police - beginning with that 1969 M urray Kempton in Chicago - to say that “ Mob ” march. The judge cites a case of a they were not with the uniformed violators doctor beaten for tryin g to help tear-gassed of the Constitution, but with those who demonstrators then. I do not know if this is appealed to it. the same young man I saw. If so, somebody Judge Waddy has ordered that anyone did a better job of reportingthan I did. arrested by the D C. police in a political THE HOUSE OF TURQUOISE Another tactic the judge singles out for demonstration after 1969 can have his condemnation is the “police line or record expunged, so general was the 314 South Main 2590751 Mishawaka illegality of those arrests. This is of a piece dinance,” the declaration that any territory with all the cases thrown out of court during Open 10 ajn. to 6:30 pjn. except Wed. * Sim. is off-lim its to the public, and one can be arrested simply for being there (exactly my John Mitchell’s reign at the Justice •NAVAJO & ZUNI JEWELRY • CUSTOM SILVERWORK situation in the underground garage). Department. • MAKE YOUR OWN Judge Waddy took some of his evidence from the police’s own films. He found that Judge Waddy has argued for a domestic Opening Special policemen were uninstructed on citizens’ amnesty. President Ford should take the rights, confused by contradictory orders, same step with regard to our foreign war of and left to improvise the law man by man - the same period. Some hawks prolonged 25% DISCOUNT ON ALL as if the hundreds of police on the street Vietnam in order to silence the young critics were so many marshals in the Old West, at home, as part of a general assault upon INDIAN JEWELRY each carrying the law in his Mace holster. their rights. There is nothing we can do, New Shipments from Gallup every week. This report is one of a number of in now, for the American Germans our police Layaway-Haster Charge Available dicators that the “ law and order” binge of mistreated during World War I, or the the late 1960’s and early 1970’s was one of the Japanese Americans we put in prison dark spots in our legal history. In new camps during World War II, but the victims testimony on the Kent State killings, a of our last fling at illegality are still national guardsman admits he lied to put reachable, some of them - and time is the protesters in the wrong. Another court running out. Not for them, but for us. CHECK OUT seriously, folks Garbage is the issue art buchwald HOPS N' What is the burning issue of Am eri who removes the snow from their streets. ca today? If you talk to New Yorkers it’s Washington has their priorities all mixed THIS WEEKS SPECIAL garbage. I was walking through the streets up. And I'll tell you something. If this of Manhatt an the other day with Wexler and garbage isn’t removed by 1976, everyone is we saw the large piles of plastic bags and going to be in for a big surprise at election 6 PACK OF COKE IN CANS 99* garbage cans overflowing the brim. tim e.” Wexler said, “ There it is, the one political “Then you think garbage is more im issue that out leaders w ill have to come to portant than detente?” FOUR POPULAR terms with or they’re going to be thrown out “ There are some people who would say it on their ears.” is tha same thing. But the trouble in “ You think garbage is the thing that has Washington is nobody cares what happens AT FOUR SPECIAL PRICES most people upset?” I asked him. to people’s garbage in the rest of the “Not garbage,” he replied, “but the country. Henry Kissinger sure doesn’t care, WE SELL KEGS AT THE CHEAPEST failure to pick it up. There are a lot of issues because he has the press cart his away that upset people in this country - unem every night. President Ford doesn’t care PRICE IN TOWN ployment, inflation, wheat deals with because he has marines dumping his gar Russia and crim e in the streets. But those bage. Everyone in Washington talks about 812 E. LASALLE AVE. are things you read about and hear about. garbage, but nobody does anything about Garbage is something you can see with your it.” own eyes and smell with your own nose. It “ What are you suggesting?” I asked 287-2581 reminds you 24 hours a day that there’s Wexler. something wrong with the country and the “ I think we should have a Department of people who are running it. When it isn’t Garbage with the same budget as the picked up, the rich as well as the poor go Defense Department. Its job would be to bonkdrs.” develop new weapons to take care of America’s refuse problems. What good is it PLAYLAND GOLF CENTER “Then if you were running the city you to have intercontinental missiles to protect Open dawn till 10:00 pm wouldn’t cut back on sanitation men ?” the country when nobody w ill pick up your 9 HOLE • PAR 3 GOLF COURSE “I’d give them everything they asked plastic bags on the sidewalk?” Driving Kang• 18 Hole M i.’io fu n for.” Wexler pointed to the glass “ But isn’t it true that a country’s wealth LOCATED US 33 AT IRONW OOD skyscrapers we were passing. “ Up there in can be calculated on how much refuse it has those offices are men making thirty, forty, in its streets?” 2 8 8 - 0 0 3 3 fifty and one hundred thousand dollars a “ No. The economic prosperity of a nation year. One hundred of them aren’t worth one depends on how many men it can afford to If No Am, Call, 282-2366 cart its garbage away. You know why 1715 LINCOLN W AY EAST SO. SEND garbage man. If anything they are probably running companies that contribute to the nobody will buy New York City bonds right refuse problem. I say the guys who take the now? It’s because every banker and broker garbage away should make as much money keeps tripping over garbage pails on his as the people who make it.” way to work. Who wants to invest in a city “ That’s fair, but nobody wants to pay a that doesn’t know what to do with its trash sanitation man the salary of a beer can cans?” THIS CERTIFICATE GOOD FOR ONE executive.” We reached Tenth Avenue with garbage CDCC PAR 3 or MINIATURE “They don’t now, but they will soon if piles as far as the eye could see. somebody doesn’t take their garbage away. “ Our mistake,” said Wexler, “is every r i l L L GOLF ADMISSION The country’s changing. If the people have time the President, the Vice President or WITH A PAID ADMISSION the choice of spending a billion dollars for a the secretary of the treasury comes to New On Either The Par 3 or The Miniature new aircraft carrier or having a decent York we drive him down Park Avenue. If Not good Sundays or Holidays refuse disposal system, they’ll take the we had taken him over here and given him a Offer expires Aug. 30,1975 latter any day of the week. You think clothespin for his nose, he m ight have anyone cares about giving military aid to thought twice before he turned poor Abe Turkey? Nobody. But they do care about Beame down.” Thursday, August 7, 1975 the observer 5 American-sponsored torture JT Foreign Car Parts Co. y Parts & accessories for imported cars 8 for all makes at lowest prices. ■gappy wills Region#! Distributor In a televised speech of April 16, 1953, activities under his directorship’ And which President Eisenhower said, “ Any nation’s country was the first to be allowed to hire * For all Students, Faculty & Staff, a 10 j right to a form of government and an American technicians with classified * percent discount with ID and purchase of economic system of its own choosing is knowledge? Iran, of course. $10 or more inalienable.” Iran was in the process of The shah is a fearful man, just the kind choosing its own economic and political who panics and grows vindictive, like forms at that very moment. The country Richard Nixon. But the shah lives in a world [ 215 Dixie Way N Roseland So. Bend nationalized the oil companies run by without the free press and judiciary that England, and voted by 98 percent to back plagued Nixon. Reports of torture, mass this move, along with its sponsor, Premier illegal imprisonments, and executions Mohammed Mosfadegh. The young shah of without trial, have not been confirmed by FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION Iran had crumbled before Mosfadegh's outside observers, because the shah has ( OR FOR NO REASON AT ALL ) popular strength. allowed no outside observers to check up on America did not like this show of in the fears expressed by the fam ily and SAY IT WITH FLOW or dependence along the Russian border. If the friends of missing prisoners. country would not be England’s puppet, Yet we toast the shah at the White House, then we would make it ours. A rival prem ier treat him to Ann-Margret’s vulgar Las from FLORAL CO. INC. was found, and the shah was given CIA pep Vegas act, and give his wife an honorary WYGANT talks. CIA Director Allen Dulles went to Georgetown degree. Since we set up the Switzerland to orchestrate the men and shah’s government for him, and surround 327 LWW SOUTH BEND money for a coup ; and he sent one of his best him with our money and spies and in spooks, Kerm it Roosevelt, to the scene in ternational operators-men like Helms and 232-3354 Iran. Roosevelt-we share the responsibility for K. Roosevelt known as “ Kin” to his fellow terror and repression in that country. spies, bought him self a mob and an a rm y - There are thousands of Iranian students in he is reported to have spent $19 m illion in America, some of whom knew those the effort, and emptied Iran’s health clubs reported as murdered under torture. For of all beefy specimens to lead the mob. With years they have tried to alert us to what we, C * things arranged for him in this way, behind in effect, have been doing to human beings a bought little mobil army of taxicabs, the with out tax dollars. Now they have gone on timorous shah crept back from Rome, hunger strikes in four cities (Washington, Camera shither he had fled. Then President Houston, Los Angeles and Chicago) to get Eisenhower exempted American oil com visas for an international team of lawyers Scottsdale Mall panies from monopoly statutes to set up the and doctors to investigate reports that consortium taking oil out of Iran. So much prisoners are mistreated. Anyone who n e x t to for freedom of political and ecomomic agrees with them can send a letter Bishop's Buffet choice. requesting this to the Iranian ambassador in It was not surprising to find, earlier this Washington. Open T ill I year, that Northrop Corporation had paid Since we let the shah have our very best bribes of at least $10 million to Iranian of spies and spying equipment, and gave him a 9 pm Evenings ficials. The principal adviser to Northrop in government to start with, and flaunted Ann- this area-for a fee of $75,000 a year-is none Margret’s thighs in his face, the least he 5 pm Sunday other than Kin Roosevelt. And guess who is m ight do is return and let us see the inside of C a m e r a I our ambassador to Iran? Richard Helms, his prisons. ex-director of the CIA, who has had sudden and Darkroom Supplies I and drastic lapses of memory about CIA ' booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo< I
\ MACS RECORD RACK buchwald \ - The bed goes, too FOGHAT [cont.] Vice President Nelson Rockefeller and “ I said I didn’t expect Ronnie to come into ANOTHER his wife were reading in their $35,000 bed our bedroom” the other night when Happy said to Nelson, “ And what did she say?” SPECIAL “ It says here that Bo Callaway, Ford’s “ Nothing. She just giggled.” NEXT WEEK campaign manager, told the press “ I wouldn’t put too much emphasis on one President Ford may be looking for a telephone call from Nancy Reagan. The younger man to be his running mate in President assured me we could decorate the 288-1178 1976.” vice-presidential house any way we wanted “ Don’t pay any attention to what you read to, and he said he was looking forw ard to A F u ll Service Record Store in the newspapers,” Rockefeller said. coming to dinner here as soon as the house NEXT TO RIVER | “ Gerry assured me he was behind me 1,000 was ready.” percent.” “Did he say before or after January, <2923 MISH. AVE. j| 1977?” “ Callaway also said that besides your age “ Come to think of it, he didn’t.” he finds you have no support in the South, “ Nelson, I think there’s something going the conservatives can’t stand you and on that you don’t know about. Mrs. Howard everyone he’s talked to says you’d drag Baker was over the other day measuring the down the ticket.” living room. She said she wanted to know if NOW APPEARING ^ “ Nobody’s perfect,” Rockefeller said. her Persian rug would fit in it.” “ I don’t see how Callaway can say those “ No kidding?” things unless the President gave him the “ And Mrs. John Connally came over with okay.” samples of new wallpaper for the “Don’t be silly. Why would an honest, bathrooms. And Mrs. Donald Rumsfeld D FAITH u decent person like Gerry Ford pull the rug called our cook and asked him if he’d be out from under his own Vice President?” willing to stay on and work for her. Don’t “That’s the question I’m asking you,” you see? It all adds up. Your job isn’t as immi—iiiiiiiiuiniiiiiuuiimMiUMiiHiUHiumii Happy said. secure as you think it is.” “ I think the President told Callaway to cut “ Happy, don’t be unhappy. This is all my throat to get sympathy for me. I t ’s part politics. After the dust settles, Gerry Ford of the Southern strategy. Don’t worry, is going to put his arm around my shoulder THE WHITE HOUSE Happy, Gerry needs me. After a ll, I ’m a at the Republican Convention and say I lib e ra l.” want Rocky in my swimming pool for the — WITH DAILY SPECIALS — “All right then, Nelson, let me ask you next four years.’” this. Why did Mrs. Ronald Reagan call me “Well, I’m glad you’re so optimistic. MON. & WED. "D this morning and ask the color of our drapes But I ’m going to tell you one thing. If I have in the vice-presidential bedroom?” to move out of here, I ’m taking this bed with TUESDAY "TEQUI “ She did?” me.” “ Yes, and when I told her it was a blue “ It only cost $35,100. Why are you worried THURSDAY "PITCH floral print she said, ‘They’ll have to go. about a little old bed?” Ronnie can’t stand blue.’” “ Because I don’t want someone to put a SUNDAY "LADIES plaque on it which says ‘Nancy Reagan slept “ What did you say?” here.’” 2839 N. 5th St. NILES mmm mJL mm * * 1 mm mm
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This is one of the most famous puzzles of Or this description of a man in love? all. Who cares? L AF Shown here are three buildings on cam D pus. There are also three students shown. The puzzle is to join each student to all three of the buildings by drawing direct lines connecting them. No one line may cross the m m m m m am other, as the students are all unfriendly and may beat each other up if they meet. Relationships DOONESBURY Many problems arise over the relations between words and ideas. Some special problems arise over the relations between humans. See what you can do with these. R J6HT OVER by Garry WHERE THERE, S IR . . . IS THIS HEY, LENNY! 1. The television wrestler said: "You K IP , 'L A V A -L A V A Trudeau have the same problem as my brother MAC? LENNY! Henry." Yet, the friend knew that Henry had no brother. Was the wrestler lying?
2. Want to have lots of laughs. Take a The Plumber's Problem card and write on one side: The sentence on the other side is true. On the other side, write: The sentence on the other side Is *false. This is...... good for keeping arts and I letters majors busy
3. John Doe (remember him), a lawyer, gave his friend Richard Nixon free use of LA V A - LENNY, & C H IEF office facilities, for Richard had just lost a LAVA" LIKE YOU W HOW^ IT high-paying job and there was little hope of LENNY? MEET YOUR 60IN '? recent employment. Richard agreed to pay 60V ER N O R ! John as soon as he won his first case. (Watch out, John, Richard Is not known to keep his word!!) Richard was admitted to the bar, but he had no clients. (No wonder.) After six months, John grew Impatient and changed his last name to Dean. John planned out a sure-fire strategy: If I sue him and win, the court will order him to pay: If I lose, he must pay according to the terms of the agreement. How did Tricky Dick see the suit? tm m te rn m . TELLTHE 6OVERN0R I PLAY "LAVA- HJHAT P0- FRONT LAVA, SITIONS YOU FOUR! OKAY.. PLAY, LEN N Y ! '
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See if you can punctuate the following X PONT LIKE sentence, so that It becomes Intelligible and TO B E CROWPEP, makes sense. (Taken from the application A L L Y'KNOW WHAT for Notre Dame law school.) F O U R ?! I'M S A IY IN '? John were James had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher. Mr. Ford has a security leak, and he has been told by Mr. Kissinger to examine a tank full of pipes which some of the plum bers had been joining together "just to keep their hands in." His instructions were to remove all the necessary pipes, especially those leading to the press, and leave only the shortest way through for a flow of water Which pipes did he leave? 1 r« i
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Help Wanted DOONESBURY This puzzle lists well-known authors and Pub C ra w l different professions. Your job Is to match the author and the profession he or she fV E GOT SOME YOU GOT followed before or In addidlon to writing. 600P NeWS FOR LENNY S hula's If you get them all, consider yourself a you, M A C !.: INTO \ COLLEGE! wizard of sorts. Miss one to three, and L o u ie s you're In the white-collar wizard category. by G arry Four to six - out of the wizard's league. Trudeau Missed seven or more? What were you Hideaway wasting your time on this puzzle for in the first place?
1. William Carlos Williams 2. Lew Wallace 3.Herman Melville 4. Edwin Arlington Rovlnson 5. Wallace Stevens 6. James Michener yUP! I JUST RANG 7. Willa Gather UP THE FORMER LT. WAS 8. Mark Twain GOVERNOR, AND HE MR. HARRIS 9. Ralph Waldo Emerson FIFED IT UP WITH EXCTTED? HIS DEAN OF A D' 10. Robert Frost MISSIONS! \ 11. Oliver Wendell Holmes 12. Washington Irving 13. John Steinbeck 14. Thomas Wolfe 15. Frank G. Slaughter 16. Robert Benchley 17. Sidney Lanier 18. Richard Henry Dana (who's he) 19. Pearl S. Buck
ARE you KIDDING? A bunch of rowdy students met at Corby's to celebrate the fact that they were all a. teacher YOU SHOO WA HEARD THE K ID -H E CAN'T meeting at Corby's. One of them made an b. sailor W A IT TO TELL HIS unnecessary comment to the waitress, and c. army general TEAMMATES! they decided to go to another bar. d. ambassador e. musician Soon, they decided to visit all the bars In town. One of the men, a bit crazy and drunk f. insurance executive at the time, said "Don't let's go over the g. hod carrier same roads twice. Andlet's finish atShula's. h. college professor (ha-ha!) I. customs house clerk This proposal was taken up, and the men j. shoemaker - teacher crawled from pub to pub. k. physician According to this map, which way did I. printer they go? m. lawyer n . motion picture star.
Six College Men The Lighthouse Keeper OKAY, A lighthouse keeper once took a bath on B C'MON, ZONK, GET THIS - Miss Snow thinks Harvard men are faggots, GIVE US A the top floor. When he closed the door he HE TRAINS Brown, Jones, Smith, Robinson, Hill and though she knows not one. Miss Norton Is all HINT / found that It locked automatically and he ON BANANA Mills each go to one of the following JUICE/ out for Princeton, because she had a good couldn't get out. Topompllcate matters, he / colleges: Dartmouth, Cornell, Harvard, time at a party there once. Miss Johnson, couldn't turn off the water, which rose Yale, Princeton and Columbia. diplomat that she Is, Is undecided as to rapidly, threatening to drown him. His Miss Rand Is Jones' girl. Miss Clark Is which she likes better, Yale or Dartmouth mind was clogged as his life flashed before Smith's girl. AXiss Drury is Mills' girl. Miss men. Smith knows Miss Snow, but she won't his very eyes. Just before he got to Johnson is Brown's. Miss Snow Is Robin go out with him because of the nasty scar on adolescence, he had an Idea which saved his son's. Eleanor Roosevelt Is nobody's his face. Jones has a "Y " on his football chickle. life. Can you figure out what the Idea was? sweater, which he considers to be quite (Hint: It had nothing to do with the fact that Miss Clark abhors Cornell, and thus existential. his job was provided for him by his rich aunt doesn't know any. Miss Drury once shared To which college does each man go? In Hackensack, though she approved of It.) a Pullman coach with a Comumbla man, (Hint: None of them go to Notre Dame.) and contracted a rash. She knows none.
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Womens Political Caucus alive and well at IUSB
by Judy Smith According to Harlan, the E R A. is for the IUSB Editor benefitof men and women. The rig h t to a job with equal pay and the rights of women apply to men in the E R A. amendment. Kaufman said IUSB students w ill have the The Women’s Political Caucus (WPC) is opportunity to join the WPC in the fall. an organization of men and women who are Many activities will be planned in the fall by active in many activities-locally, statewide the WPC which w ill be of interest to the and nationally. students. The Women’s Committee on Sex Offenses Some of the membership of the caucus and the caucus are jointly sponsoring Rape includes the IUSB faculty. Gloria Kaufman, Prevention and Awareness Month in Professor of English, is the WPC mem August. They will be informing the com bership chairperson. Paula Auburn, munity o f: 1) the fact that a great number Continuing Education, is the vice-president. of rapes go unreported; 2) the fact that Other members from IUSB are: Christa many victim s do not know the procedure for Maria Beardsley, German professor; reporting rape; 3) the fact that there is a Nicole Dominique, English professor; social and emotional burden placed on the Patricia McNeal, history professor; Anne victim . Marie Poinsatte, foreign language; Donna On September 20, the caucus w ill have a Harlan, head of the Library. Festival-Banquet to celebrate International Women’s year. It will be held at St. Mary’s The annual dues for membership in the College. A t the banquet, the caucus w ill be local, state and national WPC is $20. Ac awarding a plaque to a local woman for cording to Kaufman, a scholarship fund is outstanding contribution to society. available to pay for the dues of women Rolande Parent is serving as ticket students who can not afford the membership chairperson. dues. The Sense of Self-Women’s Colloquium have been formed by the local caucus to 1) locally, initiated by Kaufman, to improve sponsored by the Michiana Coalition for Ending Discrimination seek ways to overcome the traditional job employment possibilities of women. Em International Women’s Year and IUSB’s discrim ination and 2) study the ways to ployment opportunities and fair treatment Continuing Education will be on November develop new kinds of jobs that better meet is one of the main concerns of the caucus 14 and 15. The WPC is divided into many task forces. I the changing job market. Statewide a Task In October plans are being made to raise “ Women, minorities, and the handicapped Force is being formed to investigate funds for candidates. The WPC is also are the last to be hired and the first to be rehabilitive possibilities for incarcerated The E R A. Amendment is still alive and working on a workshop on “Women in fired,” according to the WPC. Task Forces women. A Task Force was organized being made known to the public by the WPC. Government.”
IUSB to have FM station in S by Judy Smith IUSB Editor Association of Public Broadcasters and the National Defense. We can get funding from Beginning September 1, IUSB w ill have a HEW for up to 10 years, and we hope to get radio station broadcasting from the former some underwriting from local businesses.” audio-visual room. The call letters are WVIU, which stand for the Voice of Indiana University. The station w ill be on an FM Campbell hopes to have credit and non frequency, with a range of 50 miles. credit courses offered through the station. He said this would be a good community service. “The station is an outreach of The station will employ about 48 people, IUSB. It is very hard with today’s according to Gerry Campbell, station economics, for working couples, husband manager. Larry Lovett is the program and wife, to get to school and take courses. director and Mary Benninghoff is the news This might be a change for the wife who director. works and takes care of the kids, or “ We w ill get our news service from United whatever the case may be, to get an Press International and the American In education. I felt this was a need, when we ter Collegiate Broadcasting Association,” started this idea, in the community.” said Campbell. The Public Broadcasting station w ill have a wide spectrum of music from classical to “ I feel this is an extension of the campus, acid rock. The air time will be from 8 a.m. if not in fact physically then technically and to 2 a.m. seven days a week. spiritually,” said Lovett. “ The tower that we have is 360 feet tall which would give a Of the weekly programs will be Radio radius of 50 miles. Technically and elec Theatre, airing on Saturday and possibly tronically it is an extension of IUSB. The another day of the week, according to more people that know the happenings of Lovett. The Children’s Theatre will be one IUSB, the more who may eventually come of the educational programs. The first to IUSB. Radio is an aid and a tool.” program w ill be the llo b b it. Other shows include The Andersonville Trials and Sorry W VIU w ill feature two talk shows. “ Rap Wrong Numbert Most of the plays will be Session” w ill be a conversation type taped. However, Lovett said that some program. Two people will man the mikes would be live, giving the students a chance while the public calls in to talk about to go to the radio station and see the reading anything. “Hot Seat” will feature local of the plays. controversal figures and open the telephone lines to the community. Hot Seat w ill be an issues and answers type of program. “Funding will come from the United States Government,” said Campbell. “ There is roughly four or five places we can “ Communications is a way to extend get funding from. One is Health, Education oneself. IUSB needs a voice; another ad and Welfare. The others are Corporation for dition going into making the whole.” said Public Broadcasting, The National Lovett. Thursday, August 7, 1975 the observer
Special Services re-funded for 1975-76 2 4 O O' the classroom. J & J GRILL The federally-financed Special Services The program helps students through \ program at Indiana University at South admission procedures, financial assistance, / Bend, designed to help low-income students, orientation, counseling, tutoring land career P the physically-handicapped and veterans to advice. M 327 N. MICHIGAN enter and stay in college, has been re funded Special Services students have access to I for 1975-76. the program’s learning resource center at U A grant of $70,000 to underwrite the 1916 Mishawaka Ave., on the north edge of N program has been made by the Office of the IUSB campus. The center is supplied 1 lam-1 lpm Education of the U.S. Department of Health, with books, typewriters, tape recorders, S B Education and Welfare. The program is in reading machines and magazines. It its fifth year at IUSB. provides a focal point for social gatherings / Daily Dinner Specials A Michael S. Klaybor, director of the for students in the program. Special Services office, announced receipt Last year, the program aided ap C only $1.49 L of the grant. proximately 220 students at IUSB, Klaybor Special Services is part of the federal Trio said. X > r / Program designed to make higher He added that a high school visitation in education accessible to students who might the Michiana area is scheduled for some o Av S not otherwise consider college. These in time in the fall to identify 60 students who clude low-income students, physically- might be interested in attending the Special handicapped persons and veterans. The Services comprehensive summer program program sponsors students for admission to next year. Information about requirements IUSB and then offers academic and per for the program can be obtained at the ■ You expect more from Standard sonal support of help the student do well in Special Services office on the IUSB campus. and you get it.
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Music Academy offered for Every WED., FRI., & SAT. IUSB students From 10:00 p.m. A Music Academy for Student recitals for those prepared structions will be offered both in — NO COVER— beginning and advanced to perform w ill be scheduled on the private lessons and in group in students in piano, guitar or string IUSB campus at the end of the struction. — NO INCREASE IN PRICE— instruments w ill be offered by the academic year. The academy program will — FREE PARKING — Continueing Education division of Music Academy instruction for begin in mid-September and run Indiana University at South Bend strings is through private lessons for 14 weeks. Information and this fall. only, while piano and guitar in- registration materials can be 928 N. EDDY, S.B. obtained from the IUSB Office of Designed for young people (over (Just o Few Blocks South of ND) 8) and adults interested either in Continuing Education in Northside college preparatory training or in Hall. developing their musical skills, the academy entails instruction by BOOGIE RECORDS------BOOGIE RECORDS BOOGIE RECORDS----- members of the IUSB associate i music faculty and bi-weekly i CO classes in “ how to listen to music,” O as well as informal, voluntary ★ THE ROLLING STONES★ O performance opportunities.
Consumers must help himself. He must be governmental regulations and red educated. Understanding his own tape that has reached deplorable Must W ork predicament, knowing the causes, proportions. It is simply too much * and learning who to reach, who to .or many businesses and business talk to, is basic to the problem. people to cope with and the con To The Editor: As a result of the activities of sumer unwittingly is further people genuinely concerned, taxed and burdened. Our society and our law makers sufficient interest in consumer Accepting the proposition that have become so consumer weell being has been generated. consumers must be protected we protection oriented that all kinds of The attempt to develop an in should now ask ourselves what measures are being proposed and formed public is an ongoing they are being protected from. It passed to defend the guileless, struggle. Whatever the motives of is not alone in the area of com hapless consumer. Some of these our legislators may be to enact the mercialism that they must be measures have helped to an extent. laws they do, the businesses which protected. Consumers should also But if one analyzes consumer serve the consumer are gradually be protected from the acts of p. itection it is the consumer who becoming engulfed in a tangle of government officials and most particularly elected government officials. Here exists an enormous P.O. Bex 0 TONY'S SHOE REPAIR vacuum. Consumers, or most of HAND MADE SANDALS TO YOUR them anyway, know next to guilty of permissiveness in baggage into the library, nothing about their voting record. politicianism, because they feel which may require a few trips, SPECIFICATIONS. Theyknow nothing about their perhaps that they cannot fight it. what with typewriter, books, paper LEATHER SHOES. incomes, their expense accounts, This is a a sure way for the con et a l.; or they could close all the their free jaunts here and there, sumer to ulitm ately lose his rights. windows, turn on a fan and “ hole NOW LOCATED BEHIND BADIN HALL their work habits, their duties. out” until the supply of oxygen OPEN: 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. M-F What bills do they vote for or Michael S. Beck runs out; then they have another against? Do they vote at all? Do problem; or maybe they could 8 a.m. - 1 p.m. SAT. they attend hearings? steal some “ Hospital - Quiet Zone” This information is available 283-1 1 144 signs and place them at strategic somewhere in Washington, but not To W hat Court? points. | QUICK SERVICE
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First Street • Mishawaka After taking both sides in Europe, to strangle itself. the Middle East and Cyprus, the The feeling, of course, is mutual. No matter. The Branches were, State Department still managed With Legislative-Executive after all, set up to behave this way, Sauer Braten Served last week to turn up one expensive relations reduced to little more and the tattling is supposed to be enemy: the United States than the politics of em what keeps them honest. But when Congress. barrassment, the Branches’ both sides come up with egg on H H f l u s It was, of course, Turkey aims “ m arriage” has been looking like their face, the real problem is to sales that set Kissinger and the a scene from Who’s Afraid of find someone to play the hero. 2803 South Michigan Street - Phone 291-5522 Legislature snapping at each Virginia Wolfe. The President, other. But the strain became even calling names and tearing Castor oil German Foqd Our Specialty worse this week when Lawmakers calendars, has assailed a “ spend Created with Old World Atmosphere. Specializing and the Administration -- caught in thrift” Congress, while legislative in German and American Foods. a stalemate - stubbornly opted for leaders have pictured Mr. Ford as Intuitively, Mr. Ford’s * South Bend's Finest Banquet Rooms the worst possible energy policy the enemy of Labor, the Elderly, Trumanesque position seems the The Alpine & Bavarian Rooms rather than surrender credit for a the Poor and Mother Nature. weaker. He is not, after all, con Open 10:30 a.m. to 10:30 p.m. — Closed Sundays and Holidays, better one. Both strategies, furthermore, fronted with a do-nothing Apparently, however, Congress seem to be working. Polls now put Congress, he has been vetoing is one foe the Ford Adm inistration the President ahead of even such popular bills at the rate of one a 1 wants to keep. Now that foreign popular spenders as Uncandidate week. An effective challenger (of WE SERVICE MO I no-goods seem not so heavy, the Edward Kennedy, but far behind which the Democrats haven’t I President has been in need of among Labor, the Elderly and the many) might easily exploit INSTANT CREDIT Mobile Home 1 someone w ith whom to do heroic Poor (Mother Nature is a Presidential vetos of such vote- I battle. Given the ho-hum list of traditional fence-straddler). Even getters as Conservation, Public Mechanic On I Democratic Presidential hopefuls, complicated energy legislation has Jobs, Housing and Health Care. DICK'S Nor will bullet-biting economics I the new Ford campaign has been An editorial in the current issue of be easy to defend to a public SERVICE Duty A t I stalled for some time without the Notre Dame Journal of notoriously distrustful of M em ber I Education calls for a special Am erican DICK'S economists. Such castor-oil E. CORBY O il M otor 8 Duggan assumes congress to examine the future Club remedies will need the sugar cube ON ALL American cars 8 direction of Catholic education. of promises to help them go down. | WRECKER & 8 post as SMC According to the article, the 7, 10 PERCENT DISCOUNT If the energy issue is any in : ROAD SERVICE 8 current pattern of failure of TO N.D. AND I.U. dication of Congressional MOTOR TUNE-UP I president Catholic elementary and secon STUDENTS AND willingness to co-operate, the BRAKE SERVICE 1 dary schools is determined by FACULTY. promises won’t come to much. WHEEL DIAL John M. Duggan, Ph.D., has financial strength or weakness. ALIGNMENT MON.-SAT. 7am-l lpm 1 In the end, the solution may be a Dick Kruk - O w n e r 234-0707 assumed his duties as president of The authors reject this pattern as SUN. 9 am 9pm 8 good dose of detente at home. 1102 So. Bend Ave. Saint M ary’s College, Notre Dame, “ mindless” and suggest that I Even if that means shuttle South Bend, Ind 46617 (Discounts not applicable to Indiana. Formerly vice president “ strategic intervention” based on I diplomacy on Pennsylvania specials.) for student affairs at Vassar empirical data about education Avenue or a Presidential visit to College, Poughkeepsie, N.Y., Mr.should be used to control the future Congress (a kind of Old Home Duggan was appointed president of of Catholic education. Week), the benefits to efficiency Saint M ary’s on February 24, 1975. They offer seven alternatives to would be worth the trouble. Dr. William A. Hickey, who the present course and recommend While co-operation may be bad served as acting president of Saint that representatives from the VEGETARIAN politics - and a strain on short M a ry’s since May of 1974,has Bishops Conference, NCEA and supplies of government good will - WE OFFER A FULL LINE OF returned to his form er position of Catholic universities meet with there w ill be at least one im portant vice president of academic affairs teachers, parents and students in advantage for Mr. Kissinger. VEGETARIAN FOODS, ALSO A at the college. Sister Francesca June 1976 to examine these and He won’t have to take side. Kennedy, CSC. has resumed her other alternatives. Their LARGE VARIETY OF HEALTH duties as the school’s registrar, alternatives range from con having served as acting vice centrating a traditional THE FOODS INCLUDING NON-MEAT president for academic affairs educational effort in secondary or during the past year. urban schools to developing an RESUME PLACE PROTEINS. VISIT THE: Mr. Duggan joined the Vassar experimental program of administration late in 1969 after education for human development. 25 8'A x 1 1 HOUSE OF serving as vice president of the The editorial is written by Dr. College Entrance Examination Richard H. Metzcus, assistant RAG BO ND Board (CEEB) for five years. professor of graduate studies in SOMETHING Earlier, he was CEEB’s director education at the University of Only $255 of program development and Notre Dame, Dr. Gregory M. director of guidance services. Holtz, Herbert Lehman College, insty-prints BETTER Before joining CEEB in 1957, City University of New York, 10% DISCOUNT ON ALL VITAMINS AND he served for four years as Bronx, and Dr. Jerry G. Florent, FOOD SUPPLEMENTS THIS WEEK W ITH assistant dean of freshman educational consultant, University 203 N. MAIN UNIVERSITY ID . students at Yale University, of Notre Dame. SO.BEND, IN D /& New Haven, Conn. 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Hiss!) maintain the comic mood of the prologue and perhaps write a, Broadway in an ill-fated musical Their demise seemed imminent called “Jennie” . “Jennie” was a when suddenly (emphasis on show which would spoof the blood and thunder of the old Taylor fictionalized account of the not so “suddenly” ) the Royal Mounty, happy marriage of playwright our hero (applause, cheer) ap melodramas. Last week the SMC- ND Theatre presented “ Ten Nights Charles Taylor, the tum-of-the- pears not only to rescue Our century king of melodrama and his Melissa and Capture Chang Lu and in a Barroom”, a full length musical parody on an old actress wife Laurette Taylor. As a his lackies but also to Kill a local conscious attempts at burlesque.” become tedious. melodrama, and I wondered no prologue to the m arital saga of bear who gets in his way. Happy It has been rumored that if “ Uncle Tho’ weakened the material more. For an evening’s en “ Jennie” the curtain rose on ending. (Relief.) Tom’s Cabin” helped abolish m ight be, the energy and sp irit of what m ight have been a typical Unfortunately, “ Jennie” peaked tertainment spoofing a melodrama slavery then “Ten Nights” may the SMC ND players was never Taylor melodrama. (It was titled during the hilarious prologue When wears pretty thin and the idea have brought on prohibition. The dampened. Every member of the becomes somewhat old even “The Mounty Gets His Man or the more serious business of the version presented by the SMC-MD cast of seventeen was simply before the first act curtain. Chang Lu, King of the White play began to unfold, not even Theater is a 1970 musical adaption superb. First of all, there is Slavers” ). Here, we found a wide Mary Martin was able to rescue us by Fred Carmichael sprinkled with Katherine Burke as the Saloon “ Ten Nights in a Barroom” is a a moderate collection of tum-of- Canary, Goldie Hills. Her first act musical spoof in the three acts the-century songs. To the best of entrance was a moment of mad MEN-WOMEN based on an 1858 Temperance my knowledge this version has perfection (“ Nail down the bar Drama of the same name. The never been performed on or off boys, Goldie’s here!) A troupe of If you’re looking original version of “ Ten Nights” , Broadway but it seems to be a waiters singing sixteen verses of written by William Pratt from a favorite Summer and Dinner “Hello, Goldie!” couldn’t have novel by T.S. Arthur, was first Theater presentation. improved it. Miss Burke’s throaty for an ordinary job, performed as a serious sermon Basically, the plot twists and chirping of the H arry O. Sul ton against the evils of alcohol. It turns around the effects of Demon 1904 classic “ I Don’t Care” was don’t look here. was made into a full length film in Rum on the citizens of Cedarville. enough to turn any red blooded Many jobs on this page require experience. 1921 and in 1928 the play was again Among the victims of the soul boozer three hundred and sixty Ours don’t—just high standards and the desire performed for 111 performances at poisoning beverage is Joe Morgan. degrees on his bar stool. Every to learn. (You’ll be paid while you learn, too.) the Wallack Theater in New York. Neglecting his “Heartbroken musical should own a Katherine Many jobs pay a salary or wage. Our jobs The New York Times reported that Wife and Angel Chile.” Burke. Katherene Wales’ little- include free medical and dental care, food and this 1928 version was performed Morgan spends most of Eva-like death scene had precisely housing, a 30-day paid vacation every year, “with a straight face and no his time as one of several resident the right amount of silliness to besides a good salary. drunkards in the sleazy at make it one of the truly comic Many jobs offer you one kind of work. We offer you a choice of training in over 300 good jobs. House Painting mosphere of the local Sickle and moments of the evening. Mary And, if you qualify, we’ll guarantee your job Sheaf Saloon. When daughter Toll, as the wife of the tavern training in writing, before you enlist. DOES YOUR HOME Mary urges her father to return owner, with her repetitive “ O how And, finally, many jobs give you an opportu NEED PAINTING? home (“ Father, Dear Father, O happy we were at the old m ill” nity to work for a company. Ours give you an EXPERIENCED Father, Come Home” ) she is struck stole more than a chuckle from opportunity to work for your Country. PAINTERS (TWO N.D. with a wayward beer mug. The very receptive audience and, Kirk Call GRADUATES) WILL poor dear dies (of course) and Packo asthe villia n Harvey Green PAINT INTERIOR- seeing the sinful brew as the cause won more thanhis share ofboos Army Opportunities EXTERIOR of his fam ily’s destruction, pappa and hisses as he cheated young reform s. Reginald Bain Jr. out his of well 232-1616 VERY REASONABLE!! Woven into the plot are manyearned of mild money. Join the people who’ve joined the Army. CALL 234-1889 For Free the stock characters expected in However, it was the in-front-of An Equal Opportunity Employer the curtain musical numbers (the Estimate any of your basic melodramas. There are Sample Switchel andprogram calls them “olios”) that Mehitabell Cartwright, the freckle-were the biggest audience face hero and heroine, Harbeypleasers. Little Laurie Bain r Green, the black-hatted, black-stopped the show with the John caped, black-mustached, blackRosmond Johnson number “Under STILL HUNTING FOR AN hearted villian and, of course Missthe Bamboo Tree” (“If you lak-a- Goldie Hills the buxom saloonm elakllak-a you”). And, let’s not singer and the gold(ie) hair andforget Miss Susan Stevens, a APARTMENT FOR ?i the heart of (tarnished) gold(ie).Julie Andrews look alike, who Along the way, we are treated todrew cheers for her pompous yet i some fine old musical standardsinnocent “There are Faries in the CAMPUS VIEW ONE AND TWO including a medley (two songs)Bottom of of My G arden.” George M. 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