DOONESBURY by Garry Trudeau
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$The Observeruniversity of notre dame st mary's col leg Thursday, August 7, 1975 Vol. 10 No. 9 The transition from Dean of Students Macheca to Dean of PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A YOUNG MAN Students Roemer is presently underway. Both men are still I 2 3 A 5 6 7 8 q 10 // 12 13 !U 15 16 If 18 iq reluctant to discuss a no official planns for the future of the office, and Dean Macheca is presently trying to provide an element of continuity under the new Dean, whose appointment has been ef fective for seven days now. Roemer has been involved with many student activities throughout his years at Notre Dame, ranging from his duties on the board of directors of the Neighborhood Study Help Program to those one the board of director's of the Ombudsman service at the University. Looking to the future, Macheca commented, "We have to hold expectations up for each other; that's the only way to continue to grow and better ourselves." Story on page three.. _______ M r. Joseph A. La Fortune, a 1916 graduate and member of the Board of Trustees at the University, died Tuesday night in Colorado Springs, Colorado. M r. La Fortune's cash gift to the University helped finance the renovation of the former Science Who says a newspaper has to be Hall, which turned it into the heavy all of the time? Certainly present La Fortune Student Center. not us. It's fun and games time on M r. La Fortune also served on the pages six and seven, as the OOb- Board of Trustees and the server presents a Puzzle Page to Associate Board of Trustees. Since help you wile away your summer 1971, he had served as a trustee hours. Brain teasers, word games, emeritus. Story on page two. mazes and trivia questions abound. Bring a pencil and eraser. DOONESBURY by Garry Trudeau YES, S IR . YOU SEE, SIR, B U T H E 'L L LEN N Y'S QUITE I MEAN, H E'S Mac ARTHUR, PROBABLY BR16HT, BUT AS PROBABLYONLY I'L L HAVE HAVE TROUBLE NOPE I NONE YOU KNOIO, OUR 60 7 ABOUT A M AC , I NO, S IR. TO A6REE RJTTH 6E TT IN 6 IN WHATSOEVER! SCHOOLS/STEM NO NINTH GRAPE TAKE IT YOU'VE ONLY THE yOU-THAT KIP COLLEGE, HUH? H E 'S A /SNTACCREPTTHT. PROBLEM! EQUIVALENCY.. NEVER HEARD SORBONNE IS DYNAMITE! SHO O-IN! - / OF NOTRE DAME. \ I / the observer Thursday, August 7, 1975 j AN ICE CREAM SPECIAL 5 BUY ONE HOT FUDGE SUNDAY A N D G E T O (with this coupon) | AT j FARRELL'S ICE CREAM PARLOR ! In response to international critics, Veterans Administration officials are State Department has pointed out that the investigating the case of a paralyzed form er controversial American Evacuation of marine who was apparently left in an j SCOTTSDALE MALL 291-3800 Orphans from Vietnam in April was not elevator in which he rode up and down for 27 without historical precedent. hours. The hospital is located in Chicago. “ Many times in the past, humanitarians have come forth to aid the infant victims of Erwin A. Pawelski, 54, was admitted after THIS SUNDAY AUG. 3 I international clashes and catastrophes,” suffering a blood clot at his home. Donald declared a State Department spokesman. La Rocque, assistant to the hospital’s chief NO COVER CHARGE He went on to note that during the of staff, gave this account of Pawleski’s long seventeenth and eithteenth centuries, ride, which he said did not contribute to his Portugese ship captains rescued thousands death 17 days later: Pawelski, strapped to a WITH THIS AD ] of helpless children from the strife and wheelchair and unable to walk because of political chaos then afflicting the continent the stroke, was taken by an attendant from NOW APPEARING of Africa, while during the Middle Ages, a third-floor ward to an occupational courageous bands of gypsies conducted a therapy room for treatment about 9:30 a.m. lonely campaign to free European babies After treatment, he and another patient CITY BOYS | from medieval towns threatened in the Dark were taken to a bank of elevators by a Ages. hospital worker, who put Pawelski on the And, in 1284, P. Piper, Westphalian am elevator, but for the next 27 hours he was bassador, responded to the alarming plight missing. of youngsters in rat-endangered Hamelin towns by organizing a massive footlift to the Eventually, he was found by a staff SHULA’S | nearby secure insides of a mountain. member, slumped over in his wheelchair on N IT B CLUB one of the three elevators in constant ser On U.S. 31 between Niles and South Bend - Free Parking - Ph. 683-4350 vice. “ As hard as it is to believe, I now think CONTINUOUS ENTERTAINMENT FROM 9 P.M. TILL 2 A.M. that he was on the elevator all that time,” The Mattel Toy Company has just come said a hospital official. He added that out with a female doll whose breasts grow Pawelski suffered no ill effects, and “ his MEN-WOMEN before your very eyes. ‘‘Growing Up death had no association or connection with Skipper” is equipped with a special arm, the incident.” which, when given a twist, causes two 70,000 bumps to grow on the doll’s chest. Mattel “ There are about 1,300 patients at Hines says that “Skipper helps teach children and 2,800 employees,” noted Vern Rogers, a Job about puberty.” spokesman for the V.A. “ In all that traffic, a patient was lost.” Dr. Robert Fruen, the director at Hines, Openings. added: “ We can only assume that no one who happened to be in the elevator realized The wife of Evangelist Billy Graham Good salary. Your choice of training in over his condition.” 300 good jobs. Work near home or abroad. snatched a sign from a protestor during a Educational opportunities. Free medical and Bicentennial Celebration in Charlotte, dental care. Free housing, meals, and 30 North Carolina. The Celebration was being days paid vacation. Special bonuses. Physical attended by President Ford. training. Adventure. 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Andy Praschak Associate Editor Ed Pawlowski Advertising Manager ■fflVF.H PA UK Judy Smith IUSB Editor MKI— /FUNNY LADY Bob T racey Ad Layout Candy Frankovelgia Production Manager Sue Zwick Production Manager Chris Smith Photo Editor STARTS TOMORROW Kate Bernard Production Tony Proscio Columnist News: 283-1715 Editorials: 283-8661 Business: 283-7471 Thursday, August 7, 1975 LaFortune dies at 81 Joseph A. LaFortune, a 1916 * He was named deputy ad graduate and member of the Board ministrator of the Petroleum of Trustees at the University of Association in Washington in 1953. Notre Dame since 1941, died Named to the Associate Board of Tuesday night (Aug. 5) in a Lay Trustees in 1941, Mr. Colorado Springs, Colo., hospital. LaFortune was reappointed to the A resident of Tulsa, Okla, 81 year Board of Trustees in 1967, and has old LaFortune, had been served as trustee emeritus since WOODY DIANE vacationing at the time of his 1971. He received an honorary death. L.L.B. doctorate at the 1949 Funeral services w ill be held at commencement on the campus. ALLEN KEATON 10 a.m. tomorrow, in Christ the A cash gift to the University in King Church, 1530 S. Rockford, 1953 helped finance the renovation Tulsa. of the form er Science Hall for the “LOVE Mr. LaFortune majored in a use as a student center, the present special advertising-commerce LaFortune Student Center. A sequence during his un scholarship fund in honor of their and DEATH" dergraduate days at Notre Dame. parents was presented to Notre The South Bend native moved to A JACK ROLLINS-CHARLES H J0FFE PRODUCTION Dame in 1960 by four children, Tulsa after graduation where he Joseph Jr., and Robert, Jean Produced by CHARLES H. J0FFE Written and Directed by WOODY ALLEN was employed by the Tulsa World Henry and Mary Ann Wilcox. His [PG] United Artists newspaper and began a long wife, Gertrude Tremel LaFortune association with the oil undustry. is a native of Mishawaka. Thursday, August 7,, 1976/ the observer Macheca and Ro together for smooth transition by Andy Praschak Macheca, who announced that his wife is Associate Editor Roemer. He also explained that much understanding and many concepts must be expecting a child in October, explained that It was officially announced on July, 31, worked out before they can make any his entire family w ill not take some time to that Dr. James A. Roemer would be definite plans for the future public. decide exactly what he will be doing in the replacing Mr. John Macheca as dean of future.