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For students taking a experience in sales and marketing, Christmas Cookies’ Cookie Time Christmas Cookies seller distribution, inventory management theory of evolution job, they get best of both worlds. and accounting. For Hannah, the whereby students get biggest gain was confidence. a cool summer job, The Christmas Cookies campaign can earn heaps of money be one of the most profitable summer “The independence and responsibility and look forward to future jobs around, with an intense sales of running your own business is a success! “The people you period through to Christmas then the unique experience. It is not a regular meet often lead to further rest of the summer free. Plus, you get summer job of apple picking, data entry opportunities. People see you to run your own business and gain or shop-keeping; this is a job where the in your element and often coveted experience with one of New energy and hours you put in actually try to persuade you to work Zealand’s most iconic brands. Sellers count to your pay at the end. You have for them!” Hannah says. say the experience is highly sought after to approach thousands of strangers by future employers. and make them your customers. The only successful way to do this is to smile and have confidence,” Hannah says. Otago med student Hannah Linkhorn was the top Christmas Cookies seller The job can be all consuming and for 2011 and, with three campaigns involves lots of hard work and under her belt, she’s pretty sold on the awesome challenges – balanced of benefits. “I love the prospect of earning course by the money and experience. good money over six weeks and having “Christmas Cookies are also one of the rest of the summer free. There are the easiest products to sell because not many other summer jobs where they are a respected iconic brand you can travel over the summer and which everyone loves to indulge in. still come back to university with more And customers like to know they are money than you had in November,” she helping a young student fund their says. studies,” Hannah says. Tuesday 31 July, 10am - 3pm at The Link Do you love a challenge and hard work? Want fantastic summer earning potential ? Then selling Christmas Cookies is for you! Evolve from being a student to running your own business & take these skills with you for life! Positions available across NZ. Apply online now atwww.cookietime.co.nz! KUPU WHAKAPUAKI WANT EVERYTHING THIS SUMMER? here were three issues in the media this week that got me thinking about the limits MAKE LOADS OF CASH RUNNING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, Tof free speech, and the difference between offending and harming someone. WORK ‘TIL CHRISTMAS AND PARTY ALL SUMMER! 01 | The Auckland University Students’ Association asked their members to vote on whether to exclude the group Pro Life after they distributed anti-abortion material on campus. arn cold hard cash or take a hot The Christmas Cookies campaign Hannah’s summer break after a year of hot-houses a new generation of young experience study? It’s the eternal student entrepreneurs, offering valuable reflects the 02 | Daniel Tosh, the comedian from Tosh.0, was widely lambasted in the media for sug- E gesting that it would be funny if a women heckler in his audience “got raped by, like, five conundrum. For students taking a experience in sales and marketing, Christmas Cookies’ Cookie Time Christmas Cookies seller distribution, inventory management theory of evolution guys, right now.” job, they get best of both worlds. and accounting. For Hannah, the whereby students get biggest gain was confidence. a cool summer job, 03 | Well known blogger Elyse Anders accused a couple of harassment after they approached The Christmas Cookies campaign can earn heaps of money her at the end of a conference and passed her a card suggesting that she may enjoy joining be one of the most profitable summer “The independence and responsibility and look forward to future them for a sexual experience. jobs around, with an intense sales of running your own business is a success! “The people you period through to Christmas then the unique experience. It is not a regular meet often lead to further Okay, so there is a lot, lot more context to each of these stories (and I highly recommend that summer job of apple picking, data entry opportunities. People see you rest of the summer free. Plus, you get you jump on the web and read up about them if you’re interested). But the basic question or shop-keeping; this is a job where the in your element and often to run your own business and gain underlying each of these situations is the same: What are you allowed to say to people? coveted experience with one of New energy and hours you put in actually try to persuade you to work count to your pay at the end. You have for them!” Hannah says. Are you allowed to offend random strangers? Or is that harassment, or worse, truly harmful Zealand’s most iconic brands. Sellers to the other person? say the experience is highly sought after to approach thousands of strangers by future employers. and make them your customers. The only successful way to do this is to smile The short answer is that you should be allowed to say whatever the hell you want. And and have confidence,” Hannah says. conversely, you should be allowed to choose to ignore what people are saying with impunity. Otago med student Hannah Linkhorn was the top Christmas Cookies seller The job can be all consuming and Let’s look at the AUSA example. People were offended by their anti-abortion message. They for 2011 and, with three campaigns involves lots of hard work and under her belt, she’s pretty sold on the tried to argue that the message that Pro Life was spreading was harmful, if not downright awesome challenges – balanced of dangerous, in that it contained incorrect medical information (which is pretty dubious). I benefits. “I love the prospect of earning course by the money and experience. guess my response to that would be, “Who the fuck is relying on anti-abortion pamphlets for good money over six weeks and having “Christmas Cookies are also one of the rest of the summer free. There are the easiest products to sell because their medial advice?” In fact, the pamphlet actually called for those thinking about abortion not many other summer jobs where they are a respected iconic brand to speak to their doctors, and stated that doctors must provide accurate information.