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STARS Citation Rollins College, "Sandspur, Vol 101 No 20, March 16, 1995" (1995). The Rollins Sandspur. 40. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/cfm-sandspur/40 r ,: Reverberations, St. Pat, I What's Attractive and Ji*?s* an<* ^ne S°und Avenger Election Hell T R 1694 • THE NEWSPAPER OF ROLLINS COLLEGE • t995 Volume 101; Issue! Rollins College - Winter Park, Florida March 16, 1995 President: Knight, Vice-President: Rumors and Controversy Christopher Smith Sandspur duties by not opening a voting intention to take the ballot boxes ducted in the most official man­ versy over whether, according In the previous week's elec­ booth in the area of the Cornell (to count them) and rummaging ner of any S.G.A. election in the to the Student Government by­ tions, Student Government Social Science Building. The through Penny Schafer's desk in last four years," said Mike Porco. laws, the Student Hearing Board has been mired in contro­ complaint also spoke of "the a search for the combination to 1 'It's a shame that Tara (Bathgate, has jurisdiction in this matter. versy, rumors, and formal irresponsibility" ofthe elections the locks on the ballot boxes. Elections and Training Chair) "The Student Hearing Board in complaints. The presidential committee in placing students As of Tuesday night, the bal- and her committee is having to the SGA consititution is given election was decided in the ini­ who were open support- mtmmmmm m^^^m^mmm^ go through all of the authority over dismissal of tial round with Creighton Knight ers of Peter Behringer these problems." SGA officials, but it says noth­ receiving 54% of the vote, and in the positions of elec­ "They stormed Penny "The student ing of elections," stated Mike obtainfng a majority without a tion monitors, although Schafer's Office, rumaging hearing board is Porco. In closing, the SHB de­ run-off with Leslie "Bug" Poole this violated no SGA a very assuming cided not to dismiss the Elec­ or Chris Basel into a run-off. rule. The complaint through her desk for the atmosphere," tions committee, but to recom­ The simplicity of the above re­ also stated that an un­ ballot box combinations." stated Frank mend to the Dean's Office that a sults is contrasted by the Vice- even distribution of in­ - Dwight Williams DiGiovanni, a new round of run-off elections Presidential race. formation to Peter since member of the be held. The Dean's office has After the first round of elec­ his signs were within "That is a total lie, this is all a •Elections Com­ indicated that they intend to fol­ tions, none of the candidates the ten yard limit where political attack. I'm mittee. "Melissa low this recommendation. How­ received a majority ofthe votes, there had previously Arnold had her ever, the Elections Committee making a run-off necessary be­ been a polling place. disappointed that these mind made up be­ does not. tween Peter Behringer and Mark This was the only evi­ accusers would stoop so fore we ever It was also reported that this Shanoff. That run-off took place dence offer to back up low." - Creighton Knight walked into the affair has caused further ten­ on Monday of last week. this theory of uneven hearing." sions between the Office of Stu­ Late in the evening on the distribution. New A brief inci­ dent Activities and Student Gov­ run-off election day, Mark charges appeared on Monday lots from the Vice-Presidential dent occured just before the ernment. A Sandspur source Shanoff filed a complaint with night at the student hearing run-off have not been counted, hearing, in which Melissa stated that a telephone conver­ the Student Hearing Board board meeting, which were even and the student hearing board Arnold, after forcing the nine sation between Penny Schafer against the Elections and Train­ more dramatic. These charges has announced that it will file a witnesses to wait for three hours, and Creighton Knight on Tues­ ing Committee of the Student were that members of Student recommendation to the dean that after Frank Digiovanni to "shut day morning apparently became Senate.. The complaint stated Government had "stormed" the election be redone. the hell up." Tension has been so heated that the doors to the that they were derelicting their Penny Schafer's office with the "This election has been con- the marking characteristic of this Student Activities office had to entire ordeal. be closed to avoid a severe dis­ Rollins Establishes There also has been contro turbance. Teaching Institute Special to the Sandspur The Christian A. Johnson placent about the effectiveness ondary schools as well as higher Endeav or Foundation has com­ of our teaching methods. education institutions, and a re­ Coffeehouse mitted $1 million to Rollins Rollins' strong tradition of dedi­ source center where instructors College to create an institute to cated and innovative work in can access multimedia materi­ support experimentation and undergraduate teaching makes als related to student learning and teaching innovation. Experience innovation in teaching. it an appropriate environment The Endeavor Foundation, "This extraordinary gift rec­ in which to establish such an Kathleen O'Callaghan located in , was ognizes Rollins' historic com­ institute. In addition, Dr. Sandspur mitment to student-centered and Bornstein's dedication to qual­ established in 1952 by Chris­ At aPoetry Coffeehouse held in the basement of Holt Hall last responsive education. It speaks ity undergraduate teaching and tian A. Johnson, and his name Thursday evening, was a gathering of many talented poets ready to the heart of our work," said learning will ensure that the in­ was added to its title after Mr. to express their deepest thoughts, fans of poetry preparing to Johnson's untimely death in Rollins President Rita stitute will flourish." read their favorite works, and common observers sitting back 1964. A financier with wide- Bornstein. "We are honored that Bornstein said the Christian and relaxing, ready to be entertained by the talents of these ranging interests and involve­ the Johnson Endeavor Founda­ A. Johnson Institute for Effec­ artists. The event was organized by Hot Resident Assistant ments, Mr. Johnson derived tion has chosen to support the tive Teaching will be a home for Dario Moore. great personal pleasure from college in this manner, and ex­ programs, projects, and initia­ The smell ofthe coffee brewing in the corner whiffed through- nurturing the curiosity and in­ cited about the opportunities that tives that focus on the deliber­ out the room, guests snacked on the refreshments provided, and tellectual development of young will be created through this new ate, reflective, and ongoing friends conversed. The lava lamps were burning and the people with whom he came into institute." study of how students learn and was playing. how faculty can contribute to contact, as well as from provid­ As the first reader stepped up to the microphone, a hush fell "The foundation's trustees are ing for many whom he did not pleased to be able to provide the and enhance student learning. over the crowd. The eyes of everyone in the room were focused The Johnson Institute will in­ know the financial means to help on this individual. Each word he uttered sent chills down my endowment for this important them achieve their educational corporate support for research purpose," said foundation Presi­ goals. dent Julie Kidd. "As a nation, on pedagogy, partnership pro­ Continued on Page 3 we can never afford to be com­ grams with elementary and sec­ The^andsr^i^olume 101 u ,„ page 2 c

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spine. His words were so profound, the homes. A good time was had by all. audience was in awe. The sudden ap­ Chrystal Ohr, a participant in the cof­ plause broke through the trance his words feehouse, stated, "Dado's Coffeehouse had placed me in, as the next person got is as exciting as the lava lamps it is lit up to read. This person read several of his by." works, amazing the audience in his first Compiled from Associated Press Wire Reports This statement seems to reflect the poem with his ability to capture the general consensus held by those who essence of a fabulous city in mere words. CALIFORNIA STORMS - (Sacramento, house was willing to grant. Now Presi­ attended this illustration of alternative Some musical accompaniment was California) - California authorities esti­ dent Clinton has agreed to elevate to entertainment. People left having heard mate the latest storm damages at about added to intensify the mood of his next CIA director to a cabinet position. One different perspectives on people, love, two billion dollars. A flood official says source says the White House returned poem, and then he continued with a and life, and were inspired by new the Pacific storm is the most wide­ to Deutch as its choice in part because rather humorous verse to lighten the thoughts and by the talent of so many spread that the state has had this cen­ he's been through the confirmation spirit of the audience. tury. Growers on the Monterey Penin­ process before — and that should help individuals. One attendee stated, "Hav­ The readings continued for a while sula, one ofthe world's richest farming win quick approval. ing heard the feelings of these people longer but the crowd thinned out as the areas, expect huge losses in such areas expressed in such a wonderful fashion night went on. It was late and the guests as spring lettuce. The storms have NOT JUST YET - (United Nations) - Iraq makes me want to go back to my room closed some key roads, in the Coallnga will continue to face economic sanc­ were tired, ready to return to their and just write until my hand aches." area, interstate Five is blocked by a tions imposed after the 1990 invasion broken bridge, A company hopes to of Kuwait. Intense lobbying by the install a temporary bridge in a week, United States prompted the United but state officials say it could take a Nations Security Council to maintain month. The storm also is causing many the trade restrictions that began four power outages. One knocked out a and a half years ago. The US contends pumping station, and thousands of gal­ that the oil embargo and other sanc­ lons of untreated sewage then poured tions should remain in place until Iraq into pristine take Tahoe. The storm has fully cooperates with UN weapons in­ caused at least twelve deaths, spectors and returns missing Kuwait military equipment. Iraq, and nations SETTLE DOWN, CHILDREN - (Washing­ that want to resume trade with Iraq, ton) - President Clinton and House had argued that the time had come to CHORAL SINGERS Speaker Newt Gingrich are trading barbs lift the aging sanctions. US diplomats WALT DISNEY WORLD® Resort is seeking experienced choral, ensemble about budget cuts. Clinton issued a lobbied Security Council members singers with mature voices and outgoing personalities for "Voices of Liberty", a professional a cappella performance group at EPCOT® '95. warning during a speech to the Na­ heavily in the week leading up to today's Vocal auditions are to cast current and future full-time (annual contract) tional League of CI ties meeting in Wash­ vote. UN Ambassador Madeleine and substitute positions. ington. He said a republican bill to be Albright personally visited the capitals FRIDAY, MARCH 17 - MEN voted on in the house later on this week of five council members and spoke with 10:00 AM ELIGIBLE MALE VOCALISTS would cut federal aid to help cities pay the leaders Df four others. 11:00 AM OPEN CALL MALE VOCALISTS for clean air and water regulations — as SATURDAY, MARCH 18 - WOMEN 10:00 AM ELIGIBLE FEMALE VOCALISTS well as asbestos and lead-based paint A NEW DRUG INJECTION - (Washing­ 11:00 AM OPEN CALL FEMALE VOCALISTS removal. He accused Republicans of ton) ~ The federal government will ex­ RESORT ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTION BUILDING trying to pass "de-funded mandates." ecute its first inmate In 32 years on 1503 LIVE OAK LANE -LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL* But Gingrich fired back, say i ng the presi­ March 30th. The Bureau of prisons says If you do not have an eligibility card from Actors' Equity Association, attend dent "seems to have this campaign-of- the inmate Is a drug kingpin convicted the open call. the-week mentality." And the speaker of hiring another man to murder a VOCALISTS OF ALL ETHNIC ORIGINS ARE ENCOURAGED TO ATTEND. says that he believes the president police informant. The bureau says David *DIRECTIONS: 1-4 East or West to Lake Buena Vista Exit (*27) - State Road should focus on leading." At a news Ronald Chandler is to be given a lethal 535 North - 535 North to Hotel Plaza Blvd. - turn left -Hotel Plaza Blvd. to conference, Gingrich said that if the Injection at the US penitentiary inTerre Buena Vista Drive - turn right - Buena Vista Drive to Live Oak Lane - turn left - through next intersection (Vista Dr.) - building is on left - use rear president doesn't like the Republican Haute, Indiana. Chandler was the first entrance. spending cuts, he should offer a budget federal defendant sentenced to death REQUIREMENTS: All applicants must be at least age 18. Bring non-return­ that is balanced. under a 1988 law that allows capitoi able current photo and resume. Prepare two short vocal selections that punishment for killings associated with best show your vocal range, style and versatility. Straight tone is essential as voices must blend in eight-part harmony. Bring sheet music in your key BONJOUR FIDEL - (Paris, France) - Fidel a continuing criminal enterprise. Five (accompanist provided/no tapes). Casto is in France, denouncing the other federal inmates have since been BENEFITS: Full-time employees receive a flexible insurance benefit pack­ United States. The Cuban president is convicted under the act and are await­ age that fits individual needs and lifestyles. 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Meeting with French Presi­ The Wait Disney Company is committed to achieving a successfully diverse work force. dent Francois Mitterrand, Castro that MEOW? - (Spanaway, Washington) - ©The Walt Disney Company the visit marks the end of 36 years of T.C the cat probably used up more than apartheid imposed on his country by a few of her nine lives on an unex­ (t)Acf^>%^Sf> World Co. the west. Castro used one speech to pected cross-country road trip. T.C. denounce the embargo against his coun­ was locked in a moving van for 14 days An Equal Opportunity Employer try supported by the United States. He without food or water. Army medic Joe noted that while the US trades with Fuller says when his family moved from China and negotiates with North Korea Louisiana to Washington state they for nuclear reactors, it is denying Cuba couldn't find the cat, and figured T.C. access to life-saving medical supplies. had run away. But she was hiding In the furniture. Fuller says as their belong­ KLINGON CAMP - (Red Lake, Minne­ ings were unloaded at their new home, sota)- If you r idea of summer adventure they heard a faint meow and found the CROUP SPEAK is exploring the final frontier, you may cat inside a waterbed headboard cabi­ need some new language skills. This net, where she had lost half of her 18 summer, you 11 be able to learn Klingon pounds. T.C. the cat Is now gaining President for a day! at Camp. For those who don't know a back some of her lost weight, but the "President for a day1 tl Shamrock Project. This is transporter from atractor beam, Kilngon Fullers have a new problem. They've a not for profit fund rai go to the NCPCA (National is the language ofthe belligerent alien signed a no-pet lease on a duplex, warriors of "Star Trek" fame. Linguist thinking they didn't have a cat. Committee forPreven . to the Crisis Center (a child Glen Proechel plans three language abuse prevention centi camps this summer in Minnesota and lance for some lucky person HE'S OK ON ST, PATTIE'S DAY - (Wash­ Hie tickets are one d Manitoba Canada. So far, the classes ington) - The White House is shrugging ter office, lunch, meetings.., to win a day shadow ins have been made up of devoted off criticisms from the British Govern­ Also she will shadow rnstein to class, to baseball "Trekkies," no native Kiingons have ment over Its dealings with Gerry practice, to the gym! I id remember- Its for a great shown up yet. Adams. He's the leader of theSinn Fein causeM! party, which is linked to the Irish Re­ Happy Birthday Kaj NEW TRY FOR TOP SPY - (White House) publican Army. And he's going to be greeted by President Clinton at a St. Kappa Delta announ birthday of our chapter ZetaXi 5 We will have - Now that John Deutch has agreed to be the new nominee for CIA director, Patrick's Day reception. British Prime been established at Re »year as of March 13th, We had an awesome 4ta would like to congratulate our 20 new the White House says It expects quick Minister John Major is criticizing Friday's rush and the sisters o confirmation. The deputy defense sec­ meeting at the White House. He says retary had been one of Clinton's first Sinn Fein is still associated with what he BaUeytTaraBathgafetAllisonBrm^MichelleCicak,AmyDrakesm^ choices for the top intelligence job calls "a fully formed terrorist organiza­ Esfahani, Terri Felton. Kate Griffin, Kristal Hale, Suzamie Lowe, when James Woolsey resigned. But tion." A White House spokesman says McCoy Janet Mitchell Amanda Morgan, Amy Robinson, Heather Deutch had turned it down, in part the administration understands the Brit­ luquessa Sampson, Wendy Spano, Tania Torres, Sarah Trono, Jonna because he wanted firmer assurances of ish concerns, and that the White House access to the oval office that the white has stated its own views on the subject. Page 4 The Sandspur Volume 101 lssn»

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Box 461, Schenectady, NY 12301 22 Regulations 45 Expansive 23 Appreciative words Sandspur Volume 101 Issue* page 6 Fine Arts "Reverberations" opens at the Cornell Museum Special to the Sandspur WINTER PARK — An exhibition entitled "Reverberations: Diptychs & Triptvchs from the Southeast Museum of Photography" opens at the Cornell Fine Arts Museum at Rollins College on March 10 and runs through May 7. For the past 30 years, a number of photographers have chosen to work with two-part, three-part, and many-part images. "Reverberations: Diptvchs +++Theatre++ & Triptvchs" displays large multiple-part photographs by Robert Rauschenberg, Sally Mann, John Divola, William Klein, Guy-Michel Telemague, Charles Wellman, and 20 other American and Latin-Ameri­ can photographers. Over 30 oversize photos — photolithographs, serigraphs, cibachromes, xerographs, polaroids, chromogenics and traditional gelatin silver prints - - are included in the show. Sizes range from 17 feet long for the Rehfuss Singing Rauschenberg to 33 inches long for the Regina Vater work. Alison Devine Nordstrom, director of the Southeast Museum of Photog­ raphy at the Daytona Beach Community College, is curator of the show, Actors which is drawn entirely from the Southeast Museum's collection. Ms. Nordstrom will deliver a gallery talk on the exhibition on Tuesday, March 21, at 3 p.m., as part of the Cornell's "Art in the Afternoon" series. All programs in the series are free and open to the public. Tournament There is a fully-illustrated catalogue of the "Reverberations" exhibition, written by Alison Devine Nordstrom, on sale in the Cornell Museum for seven dollars. Announced The Cornell Fine Arts Museum, located on the Winter Park campus of Rollins College, is open Tuesday through Friday, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. by Nikki Lothar and Saturday and Sunday, 1 to 5 p.m. There is no charge for admission. Sandspur ORLANDO, FL — The Orlando Opera Company is now accept] applications for the third annual Heinz Rehfuss Singing Actors Toun English Artists of ment through Friday, May 19, 1995 for preliminary competitions bei held in New York City on June 2,3 and 4 and in Orlando, Florida on Ji 7 and 8. The finals will be held in Orlando on June 11. As Central Florida's only professional international vocal competiti< "The Bloomsburg the Rehfuss Singing Actors Tournament was established to award sch arships to performers who possess a "high degree of motivation a musicianship, and who show potential in voice quality and theatri ability." The competition is funded by the memorial fund from the est Circle" at the Cornet! of the late Heinz and Suze Rehfuss. "We [The Orlando Opera Company] are very honored to have be selected to host this international vocal competition," said Orlando Op< Museum Company General Director Robert Swedberg. "This presents a wonder opportunity to work with the best young singing actors Special to the Sandspur on the rise. He added, "This competition is unique in tl t supports and WINTER PARK — An exhibition entitled "The Bloomsburv Circle: English rewards the talented vocal students who recognize the Paintings from the Kenneth Curry Collection" opens at the Cornell Fine Arts dienable mar- riage between music and drama that is opera." Museum at Rollins College on March 10 and runs through May 7. "A Bloomsbury Festival" of lectures, films, talks, and a symposium will run Heinz Rehfuss, an internationally renowned Swis ass- baritone, concurrently with "The Bloomsbury Circle." became a principal singer with the Zurich Opera at the The Bloomsbury Group was a literary,-artistic, and intellectual circle of he sang leading roles for 12 years (from 1940 to 195: English artists and writers who met at each others' homes in London's extensively throughout Europe appearing at La Scala Bloomsbury district (around the British Museum) in the early part of the 20th Covent Garden, Edinburgh Festival and the Berlin ( century. At its core were the sisters Virginia Woolf and Vanessa Bell. It also notable conductors as Stravinsky, Klemperer, and von I . wnilene included novelist E. M. Forster, writer Victoria SackvilleWest, economist mastered many ofthe famous bass-baritone operatic rol scami 11 o in Maynard Keynes, critic Clive Bell, and artist Duncan Grant. The Bloomsbury CARMEN, Mephistopheles in FAUST, and Don Giova sng others, Group believed in the importance of good taste, close relationships, and the — he excelled as one of the leading interpreters of modern operas continuing guest of knowledge. including Alban Berg's LULU and Bartok's BLUEBEARD'S CASTLE. Dr. Kenneth Curry, Rollins' class of 1932, began collecting Bloomsbury Rehfuss' recording of Moussorgsky's SONGS AND DANCES OF works in 1984. His collection includes a Cezanne-inspired landscape (1912) DEATH was awarded the Grand Prix du Disque in 1954, a distinction also by Roger Fry, a striking portrait (1915) of a woman by Vanessa Bell, still lifes won by his participation in other works during 1952, 1955 and 1956. His and portraits (1915 on) by Duncan Grant, and a portrait (1920) by Wyndham wife, Suze Rehfuss, was also a successful opera singer. Lewis. In 1994 soprano Teri Hansen placed first and bass Rene Laryea earned "A Bloomsbury Festival" begins Sunday, March 12, at 3 p.m. with an the Resident Artist Award, and in the inaugural competition in 1993, it was informal lecture by Dr. Curry on how he formed the collection. Two Bloomsbury bass-baritone Rod Nelman who won first place and Justin White, cur­ films based on the writings of Virginia Woolf will be shown: "Orlando" on rently a resident artist, who won the Resident Artist Award. Sunday, March 19 at 3 p.m. and "A Room of One's Own" on Competitors in the Rehfuss Vocal Competition are vying for $11,000 in Sunday, April 23, at 3 p.m. Robin Ambrose, curator of the Valencia prize money with two top prizes of $4,000, a second place prize of $2,000 Community College Galleries, will speak on "The Bloomsbury Group" on and a third place prize of $ 1,000. In addition, a finalist will be awarded a Tuesday, April 18, at 3 p.m. And on Sunday, April 30, at 3 p.m., Rollins English special judges prize that includes a paid nine-month position as an Artist- Professor Jean West will lead "A Bloomsbury Symposium," with Rollins in-Residence with the Orlando Opera Company. English Professor Ed Cohen and Cornell Museum Director Arthur Blumenthal The competition is open to singers between the ages of 18 and 32 who participating. speak English fluently. Each candidate must be prepared to perform at All events in "A Bloomsburv Festival" take place in the Cornell Finp Arts least six aria selections including one each from the French, Italian, Museum and are free to the public. German, English and American Musical Theatre repertoire. "The Bloomsburv Circle" exhibition is sponsored by Dr. Curry and the Interested singers must submit a complete application prior to the end Friends and Partners of the Cornell Fine Arts Museum. A fully-illustrated of business on May 19th. Applications forms are available by contacting catalogue of the exhibition, written by Dr. Curry, is available for $7 in the the Orlando Opera Company at 1111 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, Museum lobby. Florida 398Q4 or hv raffing 407/496-1717 _ ; . 16, 1995 page 7 "Honey" wows its shrinking audience by Greg Graffin Sandspur Lake Buena Vista, Fla — Talk about at the Journey Into Imagination theater audience reaction! They are screaming, features the original Szalinski film fam­ laughing, applauding and literally jump­ ily — the invention-happy professor, his ing out of their seats. They are Walt trusting wife, Diane, their sons, Nick and Disney World guests at "Honey, I Shrunk Adam, and their frisky dog, Quark. The Audience," opened in Epcot 95's They are discovered "on stage" at the Imagination Theater presented by "Imagination Institute" where Professor Kodak. Szalinski is to receive an "Inventor of the "Incredible!" is the nervous gasp heard Year" award and demonstrate his Di­ Attractions repeatedly throughout the theater. mensional Duplicator and Incredible "I've never seen any audience react Shrinking Machine. Guests don special with such spontaneous excitement to 3-D "safety goggles" to protect them just any Disney show," says veteran Disney in case the demonstrations go awry — Imagineer and executive show producer which, of course, they are bound to do, Cburcb St. Rick Rothschild. Nothing you hear about given Professor Szalinski's past record. the attraction can prepare you for the The inventor, reduced to humming­ visual surprises, sensory shocks and bird size for a tardy entrance, zips through celebrates St physical effects that literally jump off the theater on his newest invention, a the screen and rock the theater during pint-size HoverPod which sends a blast * the 23-minute, 3-D misadventure with of air across the audience and goes wild zany scientist Professor Wayne when Szalinski drops his hand-held re­ Patty's Day Szalinski. mote control unit. by Donna Mirus Guests dodge flying objects, brace Young Adam Szalinski proves his he­ Sandspur Contributer against their seat backs and even jam reditary talent for mischief when he tries their knees up under their chins. The to operate the Dimensional Duplicator Orlando, FL — Church Street Sta­ other pots of gold will also be given 574-person audience is "reduced" to the while Diane is busy bringing her hus­ tion will turn their streets green on away in showrooms and restaurants size of a bread box, surprised by a band (now returned to normal size) back Friday, March 17, 1995 from 5 p.m. throughout the complex. Register to herd of scurrying white-mice clones, to turn on his famous Shrinking Ma­ to 2 a.m. for Central Florida's oldest win during Longneck Night, Thurs­ caught in a shower of breaking glass, chine. and largest St. Patrick's Day Street days in the Cheyenne Saloon; during jarred by giant tennis shoes and shaken The demonstration goes ballistic when Party! It's going to be an evening full Nickel Beer Night, Wednesdays in by the 90-decibel WOOF ofa gargan­ Szalinski accidentally points the machine 0' good time Irish fun, complete with Phineas Phogg's; during Tropical tuan dog — among many surprises. at the audience. A blinding flash and entertainment, traditional Irish fare Tuesdays, Tuesday evenings in Apple The babble of voices leaving the theater shower of sparks changes the guests' and thousands of dollars in prizes! Annie's; and in Lili Marlene's, Crack­ attests the success of the computer perspective, sag them to thimble size. Guests who follow the rainbow to ers and the Cheyenne Restaurants enhanced 3-D effects, sophisticated in- Suddenly, people on stage become gi­ Church Street Station's St. Patrick's daily during the lunchtime hours. theater technology and some pretty weird ants, and everyday objects like tennis Day Street Party will have the op­ Shimmy your shamrock 'til the wee "sneaky tricks." shoes and small dogs become threaten­ portunity to win one of five "pots of hours o' the morning to live rock and "Unbelievable"... "Great"... "Fun"... ing. An 8-year-old girl peeks through her gold!" With the luck o' the Irish, some­ roll from Central Florida's premier party "Cool"... "Did you see that"..."Oh' My fingers, covering her eyes as a weird cat­ body will walk away with our Grand band, Derek and The Slammers. Feast God!" were what they said. "I loved it like creature floats toward her. A teen­ Prize "Pot of Gold" which includes: on traditional Irish fare including — really scary," said a smiling Jane ager braces her feet on the seat back 600 "Gold Card" scratch off tickets corned beef and cabbage, Irish stew Carter of Kichrnond, Va. "She got a ahead of her. from the Florida Lottery, an emerald and plenty of Church Street Station's little alraid," said one mother as she Film producer Tom Fitzgerald says the ring from the International Diamond famous green beer! signed to her hearing-impaired daugh­ new show is much more than a 3-D Center, Two round-trip tickets to Tickets to the St. Patrick's Day Street ter, asking her opinion. A big smile mo'ne. "It's a theatrical experience which anywhere in the continental United Party are $15.95 for adults, $9.95 for •came in response. Jesus Davila of Spring, takes advantage of the audience's own States on Continental Airlines, a kids 4-12 and free for kids 3 and Texas, gave the reaction of his son' imagination and trusting eyes to make Dream Landscaping Package in­ under. Tickets are on sale now at Christopher, 10. "Dad, that scared the them believe and become an interactive cluding design and services from Ticketmaster and the Church Street pants off me," the boy whispered during part of Szalinski's Redmon Design and Greenbrier Station ticket booth. Contact the vari­ the show. demonstration." Landscaping and a supply of ety Club of Orlando for advance dis­ Based on two enormously popular Wait The outcome ofthe story is being kept NABISCO Snack Well's. count tickets at (407) 422-KIDS. Disney Pictures — "Honey, I Shrunk quiet in the spirit ofthe film's premise as The Grand Prize Pot of Gold will Church Street Station Annual Passes The Kids" and "Honey, I Blew Up a top-secret experiment. How the audi­ be given away on the street during will also be accepted. The Kid"—the performance "on stage" ence escapes from being shrunk to the St. Patrick's Day party. Four Lilliputian proportions rests in the hands of Professor Szalinski and the creative imagination of the startled participants. The newest Imagination adventure fol­ lows the original Disney 3-D success with "Magic Journeys," and the highiy popular "Capt. EO" space musical. It required even more technological ad­ vancements than its predecessors. As Linda James from Baltimore, who has seen all three, told a friend leaving the theater, "This was the best of all!" The Sandspur is looking for editors for next school year. If you are interested contact us at ext. 2696. Sandspur Volume 101 page 8

In March:

Friday, the 17th, Nightside Assembly, The E3asements, and Lunar Picnic at Johnny's Rockin E3istro.

Saturday the 15th 5amiam and the (3roops at the Edge.

Monday the 20th, spoken word with Lydia Lunch and Excene Cervenka. Shawn Hastings Tuesday the 21st, the Hatebombs and Jungle bunny at the Junkyard.

Wednesday the 22nd, Koko Taylor and Anson THE Sou*rt> AVENGER Funderburg with Sam Meyers at the Junkyard. The Seymores ^ Bluestar/DrywalI7" Thursday the 23rd, Rocket 36 at the Junkyard. Full City Blend/Vernon Yard

Friday the 24th, E3lase E3lase at Yab Yum. These guys are out of Virginia and that's what's they sound like. College students from the Souyth with a violin. They play slow pop and do it well. This is only a two-song single, but it sounds commercially Saturday the 25th, The Lears, The Aarontones, promising. Not your beloved Sound Avenger's thing, but good nontheless. They have a CD coming out in the near future, but until then and the Nicoteens at Johnny's Rockin E3istro. I have that really cool blue vinyl to look at.

BloodHoung Gang Dingleberry Haze Mattfiew Sweet's Cheese Factory Records At times like this I'm convivnced they scrape the bottom barrel of "Alternative Music" to give to college newspapers. BloodHound Gang new aCbum is 100% are bad, stupid, and numerous other expletives I won't list out of good taste. They are a Hip-hop group who use old cheesey funk lines with tainly lives up to its good natured simple beats, and horrid rhyming with no taste, and I.Q.'s that rival name, many of the thrills delivered Beavis. These guys have about as much talent as The Jerky Boys, but Fun here are of the complex nature. Tunes aren't novel enough to get anywhere. They're funny and that's all, they like "Lost My Mind,"v Walk Out" and by Bucky Fellini do 'Have more steps than Barischnakov,' but they just suck too much Sandspur "Super Baby" are curious to listen to this tape anymore. ** "When my last album came out, people studies in nightmarish sound, vertigo- kept telling me how dark and weird the inducing guitars set against sweeping songs were. So I sarcastically told every­ keyboards and thunderous percussion. one that I was going to call my next album At the other end of the spectrum are approached O'Brien about the possibility In a world that's ugly and a lie 100% Fun. Now I'm hoping the title will heart-rending ballads like "Smog of a collaboration, the producer agreed to It's hard to even want to try predispose people to think the record is Moon" and "I Almost Forgot," char­ remix "Devil With the Green Eyes" for more pleasant than it really is." — Mat­ acterized by strikingly beautiful melo­ Sweet's 1994 odds-and-sods EP, Son of Surprisingly enough, "Sick of My­ thew Sweet dies and the mournful ache of steel Altered Beast. "I really thought it was an self was composed in the studio during guitar. All in all, 100% Fun is an artful instinctively good mix — a more acoustic a jam between Sweet and drummer 100% Fun. Matthew Sweet's fourth Zoo pastiche of roots-rock grit and sincere interpretation," Sweet says. "It really got Menck. When O'Brien overheard the Entertainment and sixth career solo re­ songwriting sensibilities. It's Sweet's me excited about the prospect of working inspired goings-on, he urged Sweet to lease, is a focusing and crystallization of most economical album, and his best- with him." complete the tune. It's an ail-too- appro the ideas and emotions he's been explor­ sounding as well. The Sweet/O'Brien tandem jelled spec­ priate opener for Sweet's bittersweet ing for the last five years. The Lincoln, "I wanted this record to be simple, tacularly in the studio. Not only did O'Brien album. Nebraska, native has.exhibited shrewd direct and absorbing," Sweet says. "It's produce 100% Fun, he also served as an The sum of its respective earlier in composing instincts on such critically re­ sort of a blend of Girlfriend and Al­ adjunct member of the band, playing key­ fluences, 100% Fun is musically as cordings as Inside. Earth. Girlfriend. Al­ tered Beast. It's got the roomier, more boards and occasional guitar. "Brendan is sured, yet its lyrics are awash in the son tered Beast and Son of Altered Beast. rackety aspect of Altered Beast with amazing," Sweet says. "Not only does he of vulnerability that ingratiated the evolving into an artist of unwavering in­ the directness of Girlfriend. I worked get great sounds, he creates a great atmo­ Beatles' and the Who's best work. 11* tegrity, affecting emotion and purely per­ really hard to make it lively, and not sphere in the studio." relatively upbeat "Not When I Need It sonal vision. His hook-laden music is at too relaxed," said Sweet. That spontaneous ambiance is apparent is a case in point. The song was written once melodious and monstrous, intelli­ Toward his goal of obtaining an all through 100% Fun. "Sick of Myself," during Sweet's last tour when he was gent and absurd. emotional balance, Sweet once again with its fuzz-saturated guitars and bashing "on the road and feeling lonely" With the release of 100% Fun. Sweet took over the bass and rhythm guitar beat, is as compelling a paean to self- Those feelings of uncertainty comet" offers up his most spontaneous and cre­ chores, as well as using a more stream­ loathing as radio listeners will ever hear, a a head on the eerie, contemplative "Smo? ative recording yet. Produced by Brendan lined group of musicians. Returning song that articulates the wonderment and Moon," in which Sweet catalogs a wealt O'Brien (Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, from the previous albums are Richard insecurity that flourishes in the wake of 0! worries. Sweet croons, "We are ii Bob Dylan, Pete Droge, Soundgarden), Lloyd (Television) and infatuation. To wit: made as an atterthoughlDestined1 100% Fun is the work of a brilliant (, ) on guitars, believe that we are what we are nol tunesmith, musician and stylist. The al­ pedal steel guitarist Greg Leisz (k.d. You don't know how you move me But as its title playfully underling bum features 12 songs ranging from en­ lang, Dave Alvin) and dtummer Ric —construct me and consume me 100% Fun isn't all despairing sour­ dearingly sloppy garage-rock to acid- Menck (Velvet Crush). Stuart Johnson I'm all used up ness and introspection. Trippe(*'( etched psychedelia to poignant balladry. (Love Jones' drummer) rounds out the I'm out of luck songs like "Super Baby" and "LostM From the raucous opener, "Sick of 100% Fun personnel lineup. I am starstruck Mind" expand on Sweet's fascinate v Myself," to the soulful conclusion "Smog Sweet had always admired Brendan By something in your eyes with spacierthemes. Though thisrec( ( Moon," the music is driven by Sweet's O'Brien's ability to bring out the best That is keeping my hope alive deals with the more human side of li trademark vocal harmonies and bitter­ in bands like Pearl Jam, the Black But I'm sick of myself when I look at you there are also some songs that have sweet lyrics. And though 100% Fun cer­ Crowes and Kings X. When the singer Something is beautiful and true weirder, wackier perspective. £i ge9

Darren Lai Computer Services Unabashed Election Hell and "Spoil-Sport" Politics at Rollins By Christopher Smith Sandspur Staff how to encourage improvement of a sense. The following is personal opinion, process. It is widely thought that Pete Peter Behringer remember that. A hyperbole may be a good thing to Behringer won the first round of elec­ Vanessa DiSimone This article needed to be written. I am make a point. But telling President tions. So say the poll-watchers and not writing as Sandspur editor, nor am I Bornstien that Porco, Creighton, and Randy Gilmore those with their ears to the ground. This writing as a former candidate for Vice- Tara ransacked Penny Schafer's office Kim Hanisak attack on the election process, this at­ President. I am merely writing as a is a bit much. Those that made such tack on the student right to choose SGA Shawn Hastings student who has been witness to an idiotic and destructive claims should officials in a timely manner, is very Geoff Hoofnagle election gone awry for all of the wrong reevaluate their goals and methods. political, and, I would say, only politi­ Brook Loope reasons. It seems the Rollins has gotten At the Student Hearing board, it was cal. No change in election procedure Alan Nordstrom a fair dose of destructive "spoil- —— ==== effected one candidate any Brandon Powell sport" politics in the last weeks. more than it did another. The Shellie Queeley Last night on the student hear­ The claim that (the runoff) was claim that it was "unfair to Cameron Smith ing board, I had to testify. This "unfair to students" is students" is as unrealistic as it Courtney Thompson was because one of the charges is disrespectful ofthe student's brought by Mark Shanoff against unrealistic, and moreover it is will that they laid down in their the Elections committee (read the ballots last Monday. But this front page article with the really disrespectful to the students didn't just originate from the The editorial board of The Sandspur big headline if you're not sure Shanoff camp, nor did it origi­ extends an invitation to our readers to what I'm talking about) was that will that was presented in nate in the Student Hearing submit letters and articles to The Sands­ pur. open supporters of Pete Behringer their ballots last Monday. Board. I would be willing to In order for a letter to be considered for were manning polling booths, and ^^^ debate with anyone who says publication, it must include the name and I was mentioned by name. Maybe = = that this controversy's roots phone number of the author. I shouldn't feel this way, but this was a suggested that the election should be don't lead back to the Dean's Office. All letters and articles which are sub­ redone because "it was unfair to stu­ There is a candidate that is attempt­ mitted must bear the handwritten signa­ question of my personal integrity and ture of the author. my respect for the Rollins election pro­ dents" because some of them didn't get ing to take this election by "spoil-sport" All letters must be typed—heavy, dark cess. I personally would never try to a chance to vote. Unfair to students? politics, by quibbling over rules rather print is preferred. Letters and articles influence an election by any means other What seems to me to be unfair to stu­ than actually heeding the student voice. which are submitted must be factual and dents is that their will, as reflected in This is Mark Shanoff. I hate to come accurate. Word-limit for letters to the then legal campaigning. Editors is 350. By my integrity was hardly scathed in how they voted, is being totally disre­ right out and say it, but the situation has The editors reserve the right to correct comparison to some of the others that garded in favor of throwing out an elec­ reached such a desperate and ridiculous spelling, punctuation and grammar as tried very hard to make this election a tion because of petty politics. I sat level, with more lies sprouting daily well as any language which might be through the SHB meeting. I've heard all than truths. Yes, I have always sup­ offensive to a segment of our reading success. Tara Bathgate, for example, as audience. Under no circumstances will Elections and Training Chair, has done of the complaints hundreds of times ported Pete. But never with the urgency the form or content of the author's ideas an exemplary job. Every move that now. Yet, I haven't heard one proof that that has now become necessary since a be altered. Tara has made has been analyzed in a any impropriety occurred. And that's new breed of politics designed to disre­ Submit articles to The Sandspur at because it didn't. Figures such as Mike gard the student voice in favor of formal Campus Box 2742 or drop them by our way that would make Mother Teresa office on the third floor of the Mills Memo­ intoManson. For example, Tara thought Porco and Tara Bathgate are not only complaints and heavy use of the rumor rial Center. Telephone: (407) 646-2696; that publicly advertising the run-off elec­ upright individuals, but they at times are mill was unleashed by the Shanoff camp. Facsimile: (407) 646-1535. The views tions, as has not ever been done in paranoid about fairness issues. The As students, we can not stand for this. expressed in The Sandspur are not nec­ booths at Cornell were not opened be­ essarily those of the editors. previous years (except by individual cause their was not enough student in­ Q ^©tyMl lm$&£ m^/m^m Submissions must be received in The candidates) would be a good idea. So Sandspur offices by 5:00 p.m. on the she had fliers made. Then Mark Shanoff volvement to staff them. Yet, despite WMR a @@UQ(HlB@[SifQg doc Friday before publication. The Sandspur files a formal complaint of dereliction this, there was so much interest in voting

Sti^atv FORUM Free the Planet '95

By Kim Hanisak in workshops and lectures to learn not Sandspur Contributor A group of students at the University of know that these sorts of ami-environ- Pennsylvania decided to do something only about the current state ofthe envi­ mental policies are not liked by the The state ofthe environment is reach­ about it. They organized the Free the ronment, but also what is (or is not) public. One of the major campaigns at ing traumatic levels of destruction and Planet Earth Day '95 Conference to being done to prevent further environ­ the conference was the development of degradation. Over fifty-five percent of educate students about the current state mental damage. Currently Congress is a petition to Newt Gingrich (the speak the world's tropical forests have been of the environment. Two environmen­ trying to repeal a majority ofthe envi- of the House) and the rest of Congress deforested. Present data estimates that tal stud- = = r o n - on the importance of environmental pro one quarter or more of the species on ies ma­ This year, Earth day celebrates mental tection. The petition includes a letter to Earth could be eliminated within fifty jors, legisla- Gingrich, the Environmental Bill of years. Our finite resources are being Sarah it's 25th anniversary... yet by tion Rights, and a list of twenty-five high used up in less than sixty years. The Eiland that has priority environmental issues that need human population, the single most im­ and the way the environment is been to be addressed. The goal of the petition portant factor in the environmental de­ K i m passed is to obtain one million signatures na­ struction equation, is reaching numbers Hanisak, continuing to be destroyed, in the tionwide by Independence Day, when around 6.2 billion with current esti­ repre­ you would not know it. last the petition will be delivered to Wash­ mates projecting by the year 2025 that sented twenty- ington, D.C. If you feel strongly about well over 8.5 billion people will be Rollins = = five the environmental movement and do inhabiting this planet. The problems College at this recent conference Feb­ years. Included in this deregulatory not want to see Congress withdraw it's are endless and need immediate atten­ ruary 24-26 in Philadelphia, PA. The legislation are the rolling back of the support for protection, sign the petition. tion. conference brought together over 1500 Clean Water Act, the Clean Air Act, Every signature counts. For more infor­ This year, Earth Day celebrates it's college and high school students from the Endangered Species Act, and the mation about this campaign and also the 25th anniversary on April 22. Yet, by across the country, all with the same Clean Drinking Water Act. development of an environmental orga- the way the environment is continuing goal: to save the planet from further But what can we do? Well, the an­ to be destroyed, you would not know it. degradation. The students participated swer is simple. We must let Congress COMING TO TERMS: What's Attractive?

By Alan Nordstrom Sandspur Staff attracted to a man for reasons less super­ The feminist movement has chal­ levels of our power structures, they ex­ ficial than looks, like power, money, lenged this arrangement, and any fair- change beauty for subdued elegance, On the continuing, probably peren­ intelligence, humor, or status. Thus it's minded person interested in liberating and gorgeous allurements for powersuits nial, debate over the "essential" differ­ misleading to believe that women more the full range of potential in people modeled on the business gear of men. ences between men and women, this than men seek to draw the attention and will applaud our nation's progress dur­ All this interchangeability is to the question: How inherent in women is it admiration of others. The difference ing this century towards freeing both good of our species, I think. If attrac­ to seek to be "attractive"? lies only in their respective means of women and men from such stultifying tiveness is the power to compel favor­ I think this is a misleading question. attraction, which I believe change from social stereotypes. able responses from others, thenl'mfor "Attractive" in our culture refers most culture to culture. Men are more free now to demon­ equal access by both sexes to all modes typically to physical qualities and ap­ For various reasons, our culture has strate beauty and grace in their appear­ of attraction. Beauty is power. Knowl­ pearances. It's obvious that women in allocated the relatively passive, flower­ ances, rather than being reduced to edge is power. Style is power. Skill is our culture must measure up to higher like allurements of beauty, grace, and grey-flannel blandness or blue-collar power. Status is power. Money is power. standards of attractive appearance, as glamour to women, while it has desig­ drabness. "Style" has more scope and These powers and others can make witness the gigantic women's clothing nated men's mechanism of attraction as prominence among men today. For people attractive and should be avail­ and cosmetic industries (though the sar­ the bee-like dynamism that signifies instance, to match Glamour maga­ able without bias. If society decrees that torial gender gap is narrowing). strength, status, and accomplishment. zine, there's GQ. Interestingly, it's the certain powers are exclusively manly But "attractive" means simply "draw­ In the simplest terms, women sit still African-American male community and others exclusively womanly, ing towards." Clothes and makeup are and look pretty, while men buzz about that leads all others in stylistic innova­ our species is deprived arbitrarily of not the only magnets that draw one doing business and paying court. That's tion and flamboyance. On the other potential achievements from people person to another. A woman may be our traditional cultural stereotype. hand, as more women enter higher forestalled by, narrow convention from exercising their full capabilities. - I sense, though, that our society re mains far off from such equality. Women are still coerced to live by the beaut) myth, still made to feel deficient if they don't measure up to Fashion's dictates Clothes, cosmetics, and diets (the Cathy Complex) dominate women's thinking unduly. Likewise, men unduly fixate on images of strength and status, such as sports, cars, and money. Men, to manly, must be tough, individualistic egotistical, and combative. They ar denied easy access to the softer compa* sions reserved for womankind, tl)' deeper feminine "beauties." I look forward to the coming ti when women and men may deve whatever powers they possess pot* tially, without arbitrary and discrinn"2 tory limitations. #(i iPLtJiu m Of j OPINION MIT

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Your daily reminder of what is whPrP ^H when at Rollins

Yoga/ Field House at IhvMy %U 12.15 P.M. Midterm Men's Tennis vs. Illinois State University/ Martin Meditation and Relaxation/ Knowles Memorial Tennis Complex at 2:30 P.M. Chapel at 12:15 P.M. Women's Tennis vs. Miami U./ Martin Tennis A Month in the Country /Annie Russell Theatre at Complex at 3 P.M. Campus Crusade for Christ/ Sullivan House 7 P.M. 8 P.M.

SrtwM? 12U Spring Break Begins Weekly Worship/ Knowles Me­ Baseball vs. Portland State/ Metro Cup Crew Regatta/ Lake morial Chapel at 11A.M. Alfond Stadium at 7 P.M. Maitland Baseball vs. U. of Massachusetts/ A Month in the Country / Annie Alfond Studium at 1 P.M. Russell Theatre at 8 P.M. A Month in the Country / Annie Rollins Baseball vs. Wagner Russell Theatre at 4 P.M. College/ Alfond Stadium at 1 P.M.

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>i*hJ*4f 2&t& Mo+JAy 21t& Weekly Worship/ Knowles Memorial Chapel at Aerobics/ North Balcony of Field House at 5:30 11A.M. P.M. Rollins Baseball vs. Barry U./ Alfond Stadium at 1 Intervarsity Christian Fellowship/ Sullivan House P.M. . at 7:30 P.M. Awadagin Pratt, pianist/ Annie Russell Theatre at 4 P.M.

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HOME EVENTS THIS WEEK: 0&t64cfa^ ..mf&m... March 13 (Mon.) Women's Golf hosts Top-Flite/Peggy Kirk Bell Invitational Co-AM Tournament at $1750 weekly possible Windermere CC Baseball vs. Lehigh 3:00 PM mailing our circulars! No Mar 14-16 Top-Flite/Peggy Kirk Bell Women's Collegiate Golf Tournament - Windermere CC (38 holes- experience Tues., 18 Wednesday) Begin now. F or info CAW March 16 (Wed.) Baseball vs. New Hampshire 7:00 PM 202-298-1057 Mar. 16 (Thurs.) Baseball vs. Lafayette 7:00 PM Men's tennis vs. Illinois State 2:30 PM Women's Tennis vs. Miami of Ohio 3:00 PM Tutoring/ E> Mar. 18 (Sat.) Men's & Women's Rowing hosts Metro Cup Re­ Para Legal Sti gatta vs. UCF, Washington Coll. 8:00 a.m. Research 8 (Lake Mainland) Baseball vs. Wager (NY) 1:00 PM BusinessAdrr Baseball vs. Cornell 7:00 PM Men's Tennis vs. Lawyer 672-4 . Tampa 8:30 am Men's Tennis vs. Montana State 2:30 PM STUDENTS. Women's Softball vs. Tampa (DH) 2:30 PM Over 120 manufacturer WOMEN'S GOLF HOSTS TOP-FLITE to assemble |Droduct s at PEGGY KIRK BELL INVITATIONAL home. Circu it boards, jewelry, holiday The Rollins women's golf team will host the 20th Annual Top-Flight/Peggy Kirk Bell Collegiate Golf Invitational Tuesday and Wednesday at Windermere decorations, etc. Earn CC In Orlando. $280 to $652vweekly . Part Eighteen teams will compete including 18 Division 1 schools. The favorite time/full time. Experience is Indiana University which is ranked #8 in NCAA 1. Host Rollins and Longwood (VA), the only non division 1's, will come for the #1 ranking in unnecessary/ will train. NGCA Division II prior to the nationals in May. Other schools': UCF, Stetson, You're paid ifeeklY . Gall Campbell, Florida International, Iowa State, James Madison, Memphis, 1-602-680-7 444, bxt. Michigan State, Mississippi State, Missouri, Northern Illinois, Penn State, Rutgers, William and Mary and Yale. The ladies will play 38 holes Tuesday 1001C and 18 on Wednesday. BASEBALL TEAM WINS 48TH "BASE­ ATMENT BALL WEEK" TOURNAMENT PermanentHeti r Removal, Strict St erilization The Rollins baseball team won the 48th Annual Rollins "Baseball Week" Tournament for the first time since 1887 with a 8-1 record. The Tars clinched Procedures, Piivat e Office, the win with a thrilling 4-3 win over Purdue on Friday night coming up with Moderate rees, By three runs in the bottom of the 8th. Senior Gregg Smyth picked up two wins during the week and sophomore reliever Neil Forsythe had a remarkable four Appointment I-4- & Lee straight saves from Tuesday to Friday. Joe Iarrobino and Peter Leopardi Rd. ANGEL S TOUCH were named to the All-Toflrnament Team along with the two pitchers. Rollins ELECTROLYS IS (407)629- is now 12-8 overall and hosts five games this week. 0333 ROWING TEAMS HOST THE BIG ONE - METRO CUP VS. CRUISE SHIIP S NOW HIRING- Ea rn up tp UCF SATURDAY $2000+/ mon

Led by senior Dan O'Callaghan's medalist finish, the Rollins men's golf team took the chamninn^hir, nf tho r^mi, passport tc >:Bok Ji College Intercollegiate this past weekend in Greensboro, GA. The Tars host a twoGround 81 Towin bv 18 sffZs Corporation, >'an g Chun over Jacksonville State. O'Callaghan shot a 79-77=180 but lost in a one hole playoff Sther top finXrs StLe Ro^ (78-78=183 8th), Ken Foraste (78-77=188) and Travis Dickson (78-79=188) tied for 8th P.O.Box8Yan<^ChunGu , Seoul, Korea TEL: 011- 822-242-5627 FAX:011-