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Editors-in-Chief: Brian Graham & Adam Welsh NEWS AND NOTES CULTURE Managing Editor: 12 Ben Speggen 9 2013 YEAR IN REVIEW If We Were You... Contributing Editor: From the Perry 200 to Destination Erie to Here’s what we would do Rebecca Styn local elections, this is the year that was. 14 Copy Editor: TO-DO LIST Alex Bieler 4 STREET CORNER SOAPBOX New Year's Eve at the Erie Art Museum, Ben Frazier's Birthday Bash Contributors: By the Numbers: 2013 Edition Alex Bieler 16 YEAR-END Music Pen Ealain 5 Matthew Flowers THE WAY I SEE IT WRAP-UP Dakota Hoffman The Way I Hope to See It in 2014 Editors' Picks, Bieler's Year in Music Leslie McAllister Rich McCarty 20 STREET FASHIONISTA Ryan Smith 6 OUTSIDE VOICES Jay Stevens What Changes Do You Want to See in Erie in 2014? A-Z of Fashion for 2014 Rebecca Styn Bryan Toy 7 ART REVIEW Cory Vaillancourt Big Art from a Big Guy Designers: Mark Kosobucki 11 TECH WATCH Burim Loshaj Winners and Losers of 2013 Cover Design: Mark Kosobucki Photographers: Ryan Smith Brad Triana From the Editors Jessica Yochim Interns: t’s easy to be nostalgic this time of the gural class of Erie’s 40 Under 40 and featured sports play in the Gem City. Jerry Uht Park is Jessica Courter year. And we like reminiscing, as looking five power players on the cover. the place to be in the summer to catch the Sea- Ellie Hartleb back at our not-too-distant past to see Beyond people, we focused on Erie institu- Wolves in action, and just as the Erie Insurance Adam Unger how far we’ve come in just twelve months tions, covering Erie’s cultivated chocolate scene Arena saw a major facelift in renovations, the servesI two purposes. with a look at Pulakos, Romolos, and Stefanelli’s. Otters are playing the best hockey of their Erie 32 W. Eighth St. #302 First, we get the chance to evaluate what went We told the often overlooked story of Erie In- tenure with rising stars like Connor McDavid Erie PA, 16501 wrong, calculate our mistakes, and try our best surance Company and its positive effect on the leading the way. [email protected] to resolve them in our present in hopes of mak- city and neighborhood it calls home. We found But living in Erie isn’t all fun and games, sun- ing a better future. Second, we get a chance to ourselves talking TV in the newspaper when shine, and concerts. We face real challenges, The Erie Reader is Erie’s only free, independent relish in the good times, the occasions that will we looked at both CATV and I Am TV, and we and amongst those are environmental concerns, source for news, culture, and entertainment. become memories and stories we tell again and wrote of the Erie Philharmonic as it celebrated like the peril Lake Erie is facing and the future of The Erie Reader is a forum for ideas and again, because they, if even only for a moment, its 100th year. fracking in Pennsylvania. Yet people are finding discussion, and seeks to drive two-way communication with its readers. At the Erie held our attention long enough because they But that wasn’t the only celebration Erie saw ways to be at peace with the Earth in which they Reader, we endeavor to highlight the best captivated us, entertained us, and engaged us. this year. The Perry 200 marched on with the plant their roots, and we saw how folks in Erie of Erie by providing in-depth, magazine-style In our year-end issue, you’ll find 2013 reviewed, Perry 200 Parade as summer began, and the Tall are living off the land. journalism that cuts to the heart of the told by the numbers, and assessed — warts and Ships docked in Erie as summer drew to a close. Yet, Erie still has much to learn. Which is why issues that matter to Erie. The Erie Reader all. So it’s fitting that we take a moment, too, to But before the estival breeze blew out of Erie, we we decided to make the Global Summit a peren- is published every other week at The Corry look back on the year that was for the Reader in stopped to enjoy summer music festivals with nial cover, as some of the great minds in the Journal, 28 W. South St., Corry, Pa. 16407. The our third volume. both the Gathering at Chaffee’s and the Blues world — including the likes of Howard Dean, Erie Reader is distributed at over 250 high foot- Many faces graced the Erie Reader covers in and Jazz Festival. Ian Morris, and native son Harry Markopolos — traffic locations in Pennsylvania from North 2013. We started the year with comedian Lewis The music didn’t stop there. We championed gathered in Erie for a week to discuss everything East to Girard to Edinboro. The Erie Reader Black. He wasn’t the only national celebrity to the hip-hop revival in Erie and continued to from politics to the advancement of civilizations is also available by mail subscription; one year appear on the cover, as just a few issues later, cover Erie’s local music scene from clubs to bars to the takedown of Bernie Madoff. (26 issues) for $49.99. Send check or money filmmaker John Waters — who was recently to beaches to street blocks, including one hell of These are just a fraction of the stories that we order payable to Flagship Multimedia, Inc., to on the cover of Baltimore’s alt-weekly for their a party at the Watson-Curtze Mansion. told this year, but we’re happy to be able to look the address below. In addition to appearing in print, Erie Reader adds new content daily "Best of Baltimore" issue — appeared in Erie for We also found that Erie has culture that we back at them to say, for Erie, 2013 was, amidst at ErieReader.com as well social media sites. his “This Filthy World” tour, which came to Ed- thought should be celebrated. From contempo- the trials and tribulations of a struggling econo- All rights reserved. All content © Flagship inboro University. rary theater troupe Dramashop to the Scalisized my, squabbles over development and vision, and Multimedia, Inc, 32 W. Eighth St., Suite 302, Erie, Early in the year, we followed Rep. Ryan Biz- stairwell at the Erie Art Museum to the Eerie at times an arresting apathy for progress, a good Pa, 16501. No part of this publication may be zarro and Sen. Sean Wiley to Harrisburg as part Horror Film Festival, there’s no dearth of people year. We’re glad we were able to be part of that reproduced without permission. The opinions of Erie’s youth movement in state politics. We laboring to ensure Erie’s a cool, happening place storytelling process, and we’re looking forward of our columnists and contributors are their also featured Erie’s former embattled mayor for both those living here and those seeking to to continuing to bring you stories about the is- own and do not always reflect that of the Rick Filippi, as well as jazz sensation-bassist visit for the first or twenty-seventh time. sues that matter to our city, our county, our re- editorial board or organization. Direct inquiries Tony Grey. 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Percentage of Pennsylvanians that approve of Street Corner Soapbox Gov. Tom Corbett’s job performance, according to a November Public Policy Polling poll : 24 News By the Numbers: 2013 Edition Gov. Corbett’s rank, by approval rating, of the 50 state governors : 50 of the Weird

By: Jay Stevens the South Africa sanctions bill : 313 Number of states that By: Chuck Shepherd Number of Erie union workers GE announced it Number of U.S. Senators voted to override Rea- was laying off in 2013 : 950 gan’s veto : 78 contribute a lower Yellow and brown values Number of non-union workers GE is hiring for Year that Mandela was elected president of its Fort Worth, Texas, plant to replace the Erie South Africa : 1994 percentage of state Swedish TV show, "Biss och Kajs," found itself workers : 875 Ain the spotlight in November — in Russia, Year that Nelson Mandela was removed from money to schools where government-run television apparently used The possible rise in the Erie county unemploy- the U.S. terrorist watch list : 2008 it to send a political message to Ukraine by high- ment rate in percentage points as a result of than Pennsylvania : 9 lighting the program's theme of teaching children the layoffs, according to Penn State Erie, The Number of Americans, in millions, who had about bodily functions. The episode Russia chose Behrend College professor of economics, Jim health care policies canceled because they were featured three bulkily-costumed actors sitting Kurre : 0.6 not compliant with new regulations set by the Amount, in millions, that Gov. Corbett’s pro- around talking — with one dressed in yellow, one Affordable Care Act, according to Health Policy posed education budget for the 2013-14 school in brown, and the other unmistakably as a large, and Strategy Consultants as broadcasted on Fox year is less than the 2010 funding for Pennsylva- nude human posterior. ("Biss och Kajs" is highly Based on an Erie worker News : 4.2 nia schools : $800 regarded in ; "biss" and "kajs" refer, respec- tively to the yellow and brown functions.) Ukraine wage of $36/hour and a The number of Americans that signed up for in- Number of states that contribute a lower per- (against Russia's wishes) is considering a trade Fort Worth wage of $26/ surance through Health.gov, the federal govern- centage of state money to schools than Pennsyl- agreement with the European Union, and, the ment’s insurance exchange portal, in the month vania : 9 Russian station director said, pointedly, "There hour, approximate amount of October : 27,000 you have European values in all their glory." [BBC Payroll, in millions, of the 2013 World-Series- News, 12-3-2013] in wages GE is saving by The number of Americans who signed up for winning Boston Red Sox, who won 97 regular- moving production to health insurance through Healthcare.gov on the season games : $140.65 Compelling Explanations first three days of December : 56,000 Texas, in millions : $24.65 Rank of the 2013 Boston Red Sox of MLB teams he Bank of , arguing before the U.K.'s The total number of Americans who enrolled in terms of payroll : 5 TParliamentary Commission on Banking Stan- in ACA plans in October and November 2013 by dards in October, warned against limiting the bo- Based on an Erie worker wage of $36/hour and Healthcare.gov and other means, according to Cost, in millions, per 2013 regular-season win : $1.45 nuses that bankers have come to expect from their a Fort Worth wage of $26/hour, approximate federal government data, in millions : 1.2 lucrative deals — because that might encroach on amount in wages GE is saving by moving pro- Payroll, in millions, of the 2012 Boston Red Sox, their "human rights." The Bank suggested it is a duction to Texas, in millions : $24.65 who won 69 regular-season games : $173.19 human rights violation even to ask senior execu- Year that Thatcher called Mandela tives to demonstrate that they tried hard to com- Amount, in millions, that CEO Jeffrey Immelt re- Rank of the 2012 Boston Red Sox of MLB teams ply with banking laws (because it is the govern- ceived in his compensation package in 2012 : $25.8 “that grubby little terrorist,” in terms of payroll : 3 ment's job to prove violations). [Huffington Post and said his political party, U.K., 10-8-2013] Reported 2012 profits for GE Transportation, in the ANC, is “a typical terrorist Cost, in millions, per 2012 regular-season win : $2.51 millions : $1,000 Slick Talkers organization… Anyone who Number of batters struck out by the 2013 Ti- Age of former South Africa President Nelson thinks it is going to run the gers rotation of Doug Fister, Anibal Sanchez, Max young woman, accosted by a robber on Wash- Mandela when he died Dec. 5 : 95 Scherzer, Justin Verlander, and Rick Porcello : 960 Aington, D.C.'s Capitol Hill in October, told the government in South Africa is man she was a low-paid intern — but an intern Mandela’s age when he was sentenced in 1962 to living in cloud-cuckoo land” : 1987 Number of batters struck out by the 1998 Atlanta for the National Security Agency, and that within life imprisonment for conspiring to overthrow Braves rotation of Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, minutes of robbing her, the man would be tracked South Africa’s apartheid government : 44 John Smoltz, Denny Neagle, and Kevin Mill- down by ubiquitous NSA surveillance. She said, wood, often considered the best rotation of all later (reported the Washington Examiner), the Mandela’s age when he was released in 1990 : 72 The amount of dollars, in millions, the federal time : 862 man just "looked at me and ran away (empty- government has paid as of the end of October handed)." (2) A 29-year-old cafeteria worker at Sul- Age of former British Prime Minister Margaret to develop Healthcare.gov, according to Human Total number of batters struck out by the entire livan East High School in Blountville, Tenn., swore Thatcher when she died April 8 : 87 Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius : 319 2013 Detroit Tiger pitching staff : 1,428 to police on the scene in October that she was not the one who took money from a co-worker's purse, Year that Thatcher called Mandela “that grubby Number of Oregon residents who have signed All-time rank of the 2013 Detroit pitching staff and she voluntarily stripped to near-nakedness little terrorist,” and said his political party, the up for ACA compliant health policies through for most number of batters struck out : 1 to demonstrate her innocence. "See? I don't have ANC, is “a typical terrorist organization… Any- their state’s online health portal, Cover Oregon, it," she said. Moments later, an officer found the one who thinks it is going to run the govern- as of December 1 : 0 Number of blows to the head a professional foot- missing $27 stuffed in the woman's shoe. [Wash- ment in South Africa is living in cloud-cuckoo ball player will receive in a season, according to ington Examiner, 10-15-2013] [Associated Press via land” : 1987 Amount of dollars, in millions, Oregon paid to the Sports Concussion Institute : 900 to 1,500 Times Free Press (Chattanooga), 10-19-2013] the tech giant Oracle to develop the website : 40 Year that the United States voted to impose Jay Stevens can be contacted at atarzyna Dryden-Chouen and her husband sanctions on South Africa’s apartheid govern- Number of Americans, in millions, who could [email protected], and you KClive, busted in a London police raid last year ment : 1986 have their health care policies canceled if the can follow him on Twitter @ with a marijuana grow operation that had netted ACA were repealed, according to Erika Eichel- Snevets_Yaj. To follow this story an estimated (equivalent) of $450,000, insisted to Number of U.S. House Representatives who vot- berger of Mother Jones, noting that plans that or comment, scan the QR code or a jury in October that their massive haul was not ed to override President Ronald Reagan’s veto of adhere to the law’s new insurance regulations visit http://erirdr.com/r3oyf for sale but for "personal" use — in that they wor- 4 | Erie Reader | eriereader.com December 25, 2013 ship the Hindu god Shiva, and truly believed that possessing the innocence and tenderness of a the world would end soon and that they needed a child, alongside the knowledge and wisdom of sizable offering to burn. (Actually, the jury bought someone who’s seen and experienced a lot. His it. "Distribution" charges were dismissed, but the The Way I See It low-key nature is unlike most in such a position couple still faces jail for their cultivation activity.) of power. Through this, he is serving as an ex- [The Citizen (Gloucester, England, 10-23-2013] ample of that which we should all be striving to [Daily Mail, 11-11-2013] The Way I Hope to See It in 2014 achieve: just being innately good. While in his brief time in the spotlight he has Ironies already greatly affected the world, but I suspect that if the spotlight wasn’t on him, he’d still be he Seattle City Council voted in October to By: Rebecca Styn for and helping the poor. He has been photo- doing the same things. Unlike most, the spot- Tseize a waterfront parking lot by eminent graphed washing the feet of prisoners, some- light isn’t changing him; instead, it’s changing domain from the 103-year-old owner after nego- omeone recently posed a question to me: thing Jesus (but no previous Pope) had done. He us; and that’s what matters. Hopefully, that will tiations to buy the property on the open market If I had the opportunity to have dinner has been in his post in less than a year and yet he be something we all learn from in the coming broke down. The state is funding a six-year tun- with any five people – living or deceased has inspired even some of the most disgruntled year. nel-digging project in the area, and the city has – who would they be? Christians and impassioned atheists I know. So, there is one of my five. I’d like to tell you decided it needs the property for not-yet-specified SI’ve been posed this question in the past, and uses —except that in one part of the property, the immediately, a handful of historical notables – city said it plans to operate a parking lot. [KCPQ- Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, even Hitler We live in a culture that has largely accepted greed TV (Seattle), 10-22-2013] (nobody said you had to like the person) – came and bad behavior as the norm – as showcased to mind. But the more I thought about it, the Karma more I realized that those I wanted to spend through our love of reality TV (I’m looking at time with say ten years ago, are not the same arry Poulos was stopped on an Arlington, Tex., people I want to spend time with today. At this you Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo Child). Lstreet in September, bleeding from a head point in my life, I have begun to realize that I wound and complaining that he had just been no longer desire to spend time with people just We live in a culture that has largely accepted the rest, but we’ll have to save that for another robbed by two men. A friend of Poulos later cor- because of what they are – president or evil Nazi greed and bad behavior as the norm – as show- time. roborated that, but police also learned that the ruler – and rather, because of who they are – kind cased through our love of reality TV (I’m looking I wish you all a very happy, healthy, and won- money Poulos had been carrying was the proceeds and generous and so on. at you Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo Child). derful new year. I will see you all in 2014. of his having robbed a credit union earlier that Throughout the course of 2013, my column We feast on the scandals du jour (and sadly of- evening. He was treated for his wounds and then touched upon several notables that at first ten laugh at others’ misfortunes). Love? Hate? Agree? Disagree? I want to hear from arrested. (2) At least 44 health workers were struck glance I’m sure many would jump at the oppor- But these individuals clearly don’t challenge us you. Email me at rStyn@ with a suspected norovirus in September at a tunity to have dinner with if for no other reason to be our best selves, to show compassion to oth- ErieReader.com and follow me Creative Health Care Management convention in than sheer curiosity of their very being. ers. Pope Francis does. No matter your beliefs on Twitter @rStyn. To follow Huron, Ohio. (Noroviruses are sometimes called There was the illustrious Edward Snowden, or creed, we can all see something inside of him this story or comment, scan the the "Norwalk" virus, named after one notable who’s still out there making headlines [he re- that we wish we could be. QR code or visit http://erirdr. outbreak in 1968 in Norwalk, Ohio, about 12 miles portedly told Brazil recently he'd help probe At least I know I do. He is simple and kind – com/ke6oo from Huron.) [Dallas Morning News, 9-5-2013] NSA spying if he was granted asylum there], [Sandusky Register, 9-18-2013] Suessian Sen. Ted Cruz and his fiffer-feffer-fef filibuster fiasco, and our President and Com- asculine" Values: Breakaway former of- mander-in-Chief, and his, well, "Mficials of the Boy Scouts of America met not-so-smooth rollout of Obamacare. in Nashville, Tenn., in September to establish a Our own Gov. Tom Corbett was mentioned Scouts-type organization that can freely discour- several times throughout the year on the issues age homosexuality, with one leader promising Fox of liquor privatization (still hasn’t happened), News that the result would be "a more masculine" sequestration, and his quest for what seems to program. Another prominent attendee, also quot- be the highly unattainable second term. Jimmy Her happiness ed in the Fox News dispatch, described his sorrow Hoffa also made my radar when, for the third at the BSA's embrace of gay boys. Since this issue time in the last decade, FBI agents came up broke, he said, "I've cried a river." [Fox News, 9-8- literally empty handed in the search for his re- 2013] mains, all the while utilizing federal dollars for is in the bag. his search; and there was Martin Luther King, n November, Sweden's National Housing Jr., and the 50th anniversary of his iconic “I have IBoard, in charge of building codes, ordered the a dream” speech – highlighting the movement country's famous Ice Hotel in Jukkasjarvi (built (or stagnancy) of our political system today. anew annually out of fresh ice blocks) to install fire But as I looked back at last year’s columns and alarms. "We were a little surprised when we found topics – whether you, Reader readers, loved, hat- out," said a spokeswoman (who acknowledged ed, agreed, or disagreed with them – there’s truly that the hotel's mattresses and pillows could catch one person in all 25 columns that I can honestly fire). [The Local (Stockholm), 11-14-2013] say, would make my personal cut: Jorge Mario Bergoglio, better known now as Pope Francis. tNot My Fault From his first moments as pontiff, he let it be known to the world, he was cut from differ- onscience-Cleansing: Greg Gulbransen of ent [papal] cloth. He chose the name Francis the shops at the colony COyster Bay, N.Y., announced in September to honor St. Francis of Assisi's humble life and 2602 west 8th street that he was about to sue the National Highway ministry to the poor. Since that moment he has Traffic Safety Administration for dragging its feet been true to his name. (814) 833-5311 in implementing the Gulbransen-inspired 2007 He lives simply – in a guesthouse rather federal legislation that he said would save lives, than the palace, and he carries his own bags. www.lescrago.com especially those of toddlers. The unimplemented He sneaks out at night in plainclothes to help law would force car manufacturers to install rear- the homeless. He has begun to set a new tone facing cameras as standard equipment, a cause for Catholicism – although he hasn’t officially Gulbransen embraced after accidentally, fatally, changed any doctrine. He’s directed bishops to backing over his own toddler in the family's BMW shift their focus from issues such as abortion, SUV. [OpposingViews.com, 9-25-2013] contraception, and gay marriage to advocating December 25, 2013 eriereader.com | Erie Reader | 5 of the week. And we have bars, more than a dozen public beaches, concert venues, stadiums, muse- ums, and a strong art scene, and every other element a thriving city needs. Yet somehow, Erie doesn’t always appear to be flourishing. Some aspects of our past year were devastating, notably GE Transportation’s layoffs, Millcreek Township School District’s finances falling into a , countless instances of gun violence, and Outside Voices: Mayor Joe Sinnott's pride in announcing that Bret Michaels would be playing CelebrateErie this summer. By: Matthew Flowers All this isn’t to say our city is falling apart; it’s only to point out some examples of what our home could benefit from, either changing or reformulating. Consider it a New Year’s resolution for our stomping grounds, the place where we live our lives and our families reside. There is nothing wrong What Changes Do You Want to See in Erie in 2014? with talking out the city’s flaws, brainstorming for the coming year, taking in a new perspective, or charting a new direction; because if we don’t do a little weeding, how can our city fully flourish? rie can be beautiful at times, whether the winter has transformed the city into a sweeping I hear people planting the seed all the time: “You know what ‘they’ should do here?” or “you know snow globe or the summer has bathed our humid streets in warmth, there is something what this city needs?” But just like a garden planted in shade that will never bloom, a lot of these to take away from it all. We have sunsets that make you pine for just one more glimpse of ideas go unheard, never seeing the light of day. stunning color, we have a state park with sandy shores and lush forests that breathe life So in this issue, we’re looking outside to fix what’s within by cranking up the volume on your solu- Einto our city each summer, and a music scene strong enough to keep us listening close every night tions and allowing those Outside Voices to ring in the New Year. Photos by: Brad Triana Photos by: Brad

Dennis Michalski: [I want] a new Mayor, but Ted Wisinski: Culturally speaking, in the coming Nimarjit Singh: I see there is a lot of good cul- Hannah Ross: I’ve lived here my entire life, and 2014 isn’t an election year. I’d like to see our year in Erie, I’d really like to see a lot of the efforts ture here; there are a lot of good breweries here, unfortunately a lot of the times I’ve gone out to Mayor be a little more focused on what is both- go towards independent, nonprofit organizations and wineries, and I think Erie should capitalize eat, it’s been at a chain restaurant. But as I’ve ering the city right now instead of being laid coming together, getting a lot more community on that. Erie is one of those towns where you gotten older I’ve expanded and gone to more lo- back; he needs to take a more active role, a lead- involvement out of everybody, and consolidating can be drinking in public [on the streets and cal places, and I always have a more enjoyable ing role. He always seems to be laying back, and the general efforts. I know a lot of people do a lot sidewalks]. That can get a lot of tourists into experience there. Big businesses focus more on when something comes up, he kind of comes on for fundraising around town, and that’s a highlight the area, which would be good economically for profit, whereas local businesses foster a sense of later. He should be at the forefront of some of of – specifically – the downtown scene. I’ve seen a Erie… You got a great town, but it would be good community and focus on the person. Therefore, the activities and some of the changes that are lot of that during the holiday time and I’d like to having people come in from outside the area to in 2014, I want Erie to focus more on local busi- going on in the city. see more of that. try out the good beer and good wine. nesses than big businesses.

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Brad Ford's Of Rag-dolls and Rocket-ships is currently on display at Urraro Gallery. oil paint onto his backgrounds. The results are truly spontaneous and gestural. They could Big Art from a Big Guy only be successful if engineered by an artist with a trained eye and a practiced hand. But Brad is used to working large. He cre- By: Pen Ealain ated many sets for the Roadhouse Theater in its heyday and a couple of years ago ran the “Sling Paint” event at CelebrateErie where o out to an art happening in Erie – a play, a concert, a gallery opening – and you will see him. He’s big – as in anyone could have a go at just slapping paint NFL lineman big. So big he has his own satellites. around for the fun of it. And an anything-goes, Two little girls constantly orbiting him, his daughters and their boundless energy bring silliness and a experimental, fun attitude towards art is what unique youthful spark to events that in any other city are usually reserved for adults. Since the girls have been makes 21st century painting in America inno- Gcoming to art openings and theater events, other showgoers with little ones often feel free now to bring their kids to vative. snooty wine and cheese receptions. It’s wacky, winsome even, to have four or five giggling moppets zipping around Unlike the stuffy and serious fine artists that your legs while you are involved in a pretentious discussion about James Joyce with a college professor and listening inhabited the second half of the twentieth to a jazz trio. century, Brad has given himself permission When you see Brad Ford’s paintings you understand just how impish he is. His demeanor is usually pretty serious, but to make mistakes and look for breakthroughs the paintings currently hanging on the walls of the Urraro Gallery could have only been done by the owner of a playful as he works. He obviously has fun making art, and goofy soul, and it’s not surprising to find out that Brad once self-published a cartoon titled Scatterbrained Rabbit in and as a result, we get to have fun looking at it. La-La Land. But as fun as this is, as big as Brad is, and as big of a show as Of Rag-dolls and Rocket-ships Everywhere you look around the gallery, the of pinchers, metallic bodies, telescoping arms, ernism written all over them – specifically the is, it won’t occupy a large amount time. So if colors are bold and bright. There are paint- and contorted faces called “Robot Orgy” that Kitsch Movement. Kitsch is all about embrac- you’re a fan of gestural painting, tattoo de- ings of robots with patchwork hearts, black is anything but kinky; it’s just really fun... and ing everything that is possible in art. That sign, cartoons and comics, or bright and radi- tentacles spinning and oozing around in a kind of silly. means that a painting done in a cartoon style ant color, get to Urraro Gallery at 135 W. 14th sea of purple, and dolls with button eyes – all The only painting that offended my design does not have to be an ironic statement “about St. before the exhibit comes down Jan. 4 to see abiding underneath a flaming Styrofoam eye sensibilities was one of the larger pieces on the cartoons,” or a rebellion against commercial art that is wacky and winsome – even when of Mordor that hangs up amongst the support wall (which is saying something since most of culture – it can just be what it is. The bound- there aren’t two little girls running your legs beams in the ceiling. And while the mobile the work is at least three feet to a side). This aries between what is “high art” and “low art” as they orbit a big force in the Erie Art scene. was almost too high up for me to notice it, I’m painting, titled Star Splattered Banner, features are broken, and Kitsch painting can be what- betting Brad has bumped his head on it a few a huge eagle silhouetted against a drizzled ever the artist wants it to be and whatever the Urraro Gallery is open Tuesdays through Fridays times. background of latex house paint. It looks like viewer wants it to be. from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. and Mondays and Saturdays The paintings I would hang on my wall would Jackson Pollock was held hostage by some Aus- And in this case, that means painting can be from noon to 5 p.m. appeal to any lover of well-drafted comic book trian noblemen and forced to paint for them. fun. or tattoo drawing. They are the ones that use But there is, apparently, no accounting for Brad obviously is painting simply for the joy Pen Ealain can be contacted Brad’s animation and cartooning experience taste, since someone has already purchased of creating. Rarely taking his work too seri- [email protected]. to inform the line work and the subject matter. the work (presumably an expressionistic fan ously, he used thick cotton duck drop cloths To follow this story or com- There is a cartoony rocket ship that would be a of Emperor Franz Josef). as canvas and lets anyone, including his little ment, scan the QR code or huge hit in any child’s room. 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s COMPUTERS i n ess c Paralegal e n t e r LEGAL erie b erie center for legal careers center for hospitality careers center for healthcare careers center for computer careers center for business careers u s i n December 25, 2013 ess c e n t e r Contributed Photo The two-year-long celebration that was the Perry 200 Commemoration began in 2012 and continued through 2013 with a parade, fireworks, and many 2013: The Year In Review more War of 1812-based events. singular summer,” I wrote back in September on the anniversary of the Battle of Lake Erie, By: Jay Stevens “one in which our city built a fleet of wooden ships and sent it off into danger.” To mark that event, Erie hosted a five-day hat can you say about 2013? It was one of those odd little in-between years jammed between big, splashy tallship festival at the Maritime Museum and years. It was the year of bureaucratic messes – like Healthcare.gov – layoffs amidst a slowly recovering Bayfront Convention Center, and nine ships – economy, mergers, renovations, and local elections, which no one seems to participate in anymore. highlighted by the steel-hulled, three-masted But even if there’s no new President or another Olympic Games or mass protests in the street, Sorlandet – paraded into the bay and docked important, strange, and watershed events happened that’ll shape Erie for years to come. Here are our to receive visitors. It was a raging success: the event raised nearly a half-million dollars for the favorites:W Destination Erie. Destination Erie is a plan. over the dollars and direction of the city’s fu- Niagara League and the Flagship Niagara. Perry 200. Last year was the 200th anniversary That’s right, a plan. But not just any ordinary ture development, we can’t help but admire the The worst thing you could say about the fes- of the Battle of Lake Erie, so the Jefferson Edu- plan, it’s a multi-million dollar plan funded by a mayor’s cryptic comment. tival was that some of the lines to see the ships cational Society got together dozens of organi- federal grant and steered by the Erie Regional GE layoffs. The writing was on the wall. GE had were staggeringly long, with waits of over an zations and people to underwrite a two-year- Chamber to map out a long-term growth strat- built a union-free assembly plant in Texas, and hour for a 15-minute tour of a ship – but even long commemoration for Oliver Hazard Perry’s egy for the region. GE Transportation last year abruptly moved its that was a mark of the festival’s success, as more thrilling victory over a British fleet. While the What could possibly go wrong? Well, for start- headquarters from Erie to Chicago. than 80,000 came to the Erie’s Bayfront to at- outcome of the war was dubious – we ended up ers, in October, Wallace, Roberts & Todd – the In April, the company announced it was go- tend, nearly a third more than expected. with Detroit, and Canada with free health care lead consultant for the project – was summar- ing to cut 950 jobs in Erie and move the work The Millcreek School District. Millcreek’s year – the celebration was anything but. ily dismissed for a lack of “passion,” according to Texas. After summer-long negotiations with started with an $8.8-million deficit in its school Choral groups, musicals, fishing competi- to then-steering-committee-member Barry the union representing plant workers, GE final- district budget and the mysterious resignation tions, history classes, a memorial service, Grossman. Not long after, Grossman himself ly came up with a proposal the union couldn’t of Superintendent Michael Golde, and it only Fourth of July fireworks, and, of course, a big quit the project. accept, and talks fell apart. got worse. The district had already spent $1.9 honking parade. While we’re not sure that it All of this followed an August letter to the The first round of cuts came down in Novem- million more than it had, and was still strug- was really “an occasion for the city to reinvent steering committee from Erie Mayor Joe Sin- ber just in time for the holiday season, one 30- gling with the 2012 revelation that Golde had itself,” as Perry 200 chair William Garvey said nott, who wrote that the plan process “do[es] year veteran of the plant hanged himself at his improperly moved $5 million from a capital in these pages (seems to us investments in in- not currently serve the community for which workstation after receiving his pink slip, and funds project to the general fund without in- frastructure, education, and jobs would do a this project was designed to benefit.” Given that GE saved itself $10 an hour for every job moved forming the school board. helluva lot more than parades to remake the this shake-up feels like the mutant offspring to Texas. Then in July, the State Auditor General’s audit city,) it sure was fun. of a good old-fashioned area power struggle Tall Ships Erie. “Erie was born in a historic and of the district found “serious management and December 25, 2013 eriereader.com | Erie Reader | 9 Ryan Smith

In 2013, the Erie Philharmonic fiscal problems,” and the report was passed on celebrated its 100th year. to the State Attorney General’s office for pos- sible investigation. One of the revelations of as a write-in candidate in the General Election. that audit was that the district allowed Otters But perhaps our favorite county council result players to attend McDowell High School tu- was the victory of 31-year-old Montana-born ition-free in exchange for tickets and business army vet Jay Breneman, who offers something perks. Meanwhile, new superintendent Bill Hall Erie government sees too infrequently: youth, 1 FREE MONTH closed Ridgefield and Vernondale elementary ambition, and ability. MONTH WITH 18 schools and is planning on selling one of them In any case, Erie has apparently tired of see- LEASE! to make up for the more than half-a-million- ing politicians turn elected offices into lifetime dollar shortfall in the district an October audit appointments: not only did several incumbents discovered. get kicked to the curb, but county voters over- In short, it’s a big tangled mess that keeps on whelmingly approved of term limits for county giving. Bill Hall’s leadership and the election of council and county executive, 85 to 15 percent. two new school board members – Donna Reese That result also identified the worst election and John Pitzer – offer some hope to the belea- prediction in the books; Michael Federici, Mer- guered township, but it says a lot that Erie resi- cyhurst Professor of Political Science, in an dents who stuck it out through their own school October Erie Times-News report predicted term budget crisis are now relieved they hadn’t fled limits would fail. “There’s a general prejudice to Millcreek. against term limits,” explained the professor. Local elections. The year also brought us inter- Oops. esting county elections. The key word this year Honorable mentions. We say “good riddance” is “turnover.” It was the year of the challenger, to the McBride Viaduct, praise the Tulio Arena as two county council seats and the County renovations blossoming into the Erie Insurance Executive’s Office changed hands in contested Arena, congratulate the Erie Philharmonic on primary elections. its 100th anniversary, watch with increasing LO Loft Style Living Located The big race was, of course, for county execu- disquiet the Bayfront hotel wars, and cackle tive as former U.S. House Representative Kathy with pleasure as Gov. Tom Corbett’s approval ConvenientlyLoft Style LivingDowntown Dahlkemper ousted incumbent Barry Gross- ratings flush down the toilet. man in the May primary. Many of us wondered But perhaps best of all, we eagerly count the Conveniently Located Downtown! why Dahlkemper needed to challenge her fellow hours until we can go down to Lavery’s and - 13th & French - Starting at Just $600 Democrat Grossman when, by most accounts, quaff our next Liopard Oir– the brewery’s Great VE he had been doing a fine job, but we admit that American Beerfest gold-medal saison. Lavery’s - Heat Included - O-Street Parking having two good candidates on the ballot is far opened its pub and won the medal in 2013, and - Secure Building - On-Site Fitness Center too rare. we all can thank Erie’s fortune for both. In the county council, Andre Horton became that body’s first African-American representa- Jay Stevens can be contacted at L L 814.217.9250 tive after defeating 20-year incumbent Joe Giles [email protected], and you in the primary, but his biggest challenge was can follow him on Twitter @ www.lovellplace.com Edinboro University of Pennsylvania art profes- Snevets_Yaj. To follow this story sor Lisa Austin, who finished a paltry 10 votes or comment, scan the QR code or MANAGEMENT OFFICE - 153 EAST 13TH ST. - SUITE 1200 - ERIE, PA 16503 behind Horton in May, and came in a close third visit http://erirdr.com/inm71 10 | Erie Reader | eriereader.com December 25, 2013 Tech watch Winners and Losers of 2013

By: Dakota Hoffman, Epic WebStudios

ur definition of a technological gin hosting video services on its platform as well. breakthrough is fairly simple: an ad- Many thought the photography giant would use vancement that gives people power- its considerable fan clout to make a thing ful new ways to use technology. And of the past, but when the dust settled, however, O2013 had plenty of breakthroughs, from new Vine still stood strong and Instagram videos apps to improved operating systems to literal now really just annoy users – perhaps because groundbreaking technology. Instagram videos far exceed the six-seconds But while new technologies emerge and cur- Vine allots its users. Regardless – on survival rent trends continue to keep pace, other develop- alone, Vine earns kudos. ments throughout the year can fail to impress – Windows – Making a comeback in a big way and that’s something even tech monoliths aren’t from last year’s list is 2012 Tech Watch Loser exempt from, since anyone in the tech world Microsoft Windows. In 2012, the brand suffered knows that progress is more often measured in from deflating sales and lack of growth when it seconds and minutes rather than months and came to its handheld devices. However, Micro- years. Taking a year off, or even having a slightly soft execs didn’t give up, instead buckling down slower, austere year, can, simply put, render a and revamping the company’s advertising and company obsolete, or at the very least, threaten production of new devices. At the end of 2013, its likelihood of survival in the coming year. more phones, tablets, and an updated computer With that said, let’s take a look at some of OS grace the Windows lineup, saying loud and 2013’s technology winners and losers: clear that Windows is not down, nor is it out. Robby Mueller Velocity Network & KINBER – Making sum- perience crippling performance issues; mean- Winners Because of its lack of innovative mer headlines across western Pennsylvania, while, their biggest innovation, Google Glass, products and design, Apple finds itself Vine – Almost out of nowhere, micro-video the KINBER initiative continued to expand, has all but disappeared from the news. Even on this year's tech "losers" list. platform Vine swept onto the social scene, al- adding Erie to its list of fiber-optic-connected while Glass was making headlines, it was often lowing users to film six-second clips of, well, cities, and local Erie company Velocity Network about privacy and safety concerns. In my opin- (go ahead and Google how Samsung paid Apple’s absolutely anything – and this was novel and partnered with KINBER to bring the technology ion, it seems the company failed to measure up court settlement in dumptrucks of pennies). niche. Parent platform Twitter re-launched Vine to Erie. The KINBER network could streamline to its own reputation in 2013. What I would really like to see happen is Mi- Apple – Another big company that failed to crosoft achieving even greater success with its impress me this year. While both Apple and line of Windows phones. The devices are out Google did show positive annual stock returns, of the major spotlights right now, allowing the If 2013 taught us anything, it’s I look to both companies each year for innovation company to progress by leaps and bounds when and consistant wow-factor. Delivering a gold or it comes to branding and product quality. that the tech industry is getting green iPhone simply doesn’t do it for me. Mac Furthermore, there will be a greater push for OS and iOS7 did receive some hefty improve- remote control. Society has proven repeatedly even more cutthroat. ments, but Apple’s shining accomplishments in it prioritizes convenience, and next year, I bet 2013 were simply new colors and smaller sizes we’ll see even more devices and common pro- in January and saw 403-percent growth in daily efficiency and productivity for public media or- for preexisting products. Apple is slipping into cesses controlled by smartwatches or apps on users over the first three quarters of the year for ganizations, hospitals, and more once it’s seen a regular release pattern that will stagnate if tablets and smartphones. their troubles. to fruition, putting Erie on the map for health, something doesn’t give soon. It’s time to shake The app, which is a platform to cram as much education, and media industries. it up. Dakota Hoffman can be con- creativity or humor into a short time as possible, tacted at Epic@ErieReader. provides viewers a window into what others Losers 2014 Forecast com, and you can follow him were doing right then – and that quickly became Google – It feels strange to put Google on the If 2013 taught us anything, it’s that the tech on Twitter @DakotaScottE- the next big thing in 2013. Things did start to loser list, but looking back, I was kind of disap- industry is getting even more cutthroat. This rie. To follow this story or com- look rocky for Vine, though, when their largest pointed in the company this year. Their first year saw more bickering between Samsung and ment, scan the QR code or go to competitor, Instagram, announced it would be- flagship phone, the Nexus 4, continues to ex- Apple than ever before, and it will only get worse http://erirdr.com/c85ps

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December 25, 2013 eriereader.com | Erie Reader | 11 DECEMBER 25 - JANUARY 7 If We Were You... d’oeuvres from Make It Fabulous Catering. attempt to disarm the Attack and battle their WEDNESDAY 12.25 SATURDAY 12.28 There’ll be drinks: Goose Island beer and more way to the playoffs. and a champagne toast at midnight. There’ll be When: 7 p.m. It's Christmas! Looney Tunes Cartoons at TREC a VIP lounge in the Customs House. But most of Where: 809 French St. It's Christmas, so that means just about every- Let the Tom Ridge Environmental Center’s Big all, there’ll be fun and merriment. So join us as Contact: ottershockey.com thing is closed for business today. But if you're not Green Screen take you back to your childhood we say goodbye to 2013 and hello to 2014. Christian, or just don't celebrate Christmas, don't with classic Warner Bros. Looney Tunes Car- When: 7:30 p.m. SATURDAY 1.04 fret — you can always head to the movies. Or the toons, rated this year as TV Guide’s third Great- Where: 20 E. Fifth St. crooked i. I hear they are having some sort of gift est Cartoon of All Time. Sit back and watch the Contact: NewYearsErie.com 365 Days: A Year in Happy Valley exchange. Whatever you do, Happy Holidays! antics of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, After the media that had invaded State Col- and Wile E. Coyote as they evoke memories of WEDNESDAY 1.01 lege packed up and left in the summer of simpler times. Tickets just $5. 2012, one film crew stayed and continued to THURSDAY 12.26 When: 3 p.m. or 7 p.m. New Year’s Resolution chronicle the impact of life in Happy Valley. Where: 301 Peninsula Drive Walk Series at TREC The resulting documentary explores issues of Victorian Holidays at the Contact: 838.4123 Resolutions for the New Year are always made conformity as part of human nature, the quest Watson-Curtze Mansion Lionize w/ With Signs Following with good intentions, but how many of us really for justice, the role of the media in shaping An event to delight all age groups! For their 32nd Given that Lionize was the first band to play follow through? Stick to your 2014 resolution by public perception, and the collateral damage consecutive year, the Erie County Historical So- both and Vans Warped joining a park naturalist in the TREC Walk Se- of a rush to judgment. This groundbreaking ciety is pleased to present Victorian Holidays: A Tour in the same year, there’s a reason you ries every Wednesday until March 26 for a three film features rare interviews with key figures multifaceted celebration of the holiday season should, well, lionize the Washington, D.C. mile hike through Presque Isle, with a different in the drama. This is currently the only show- featuring the historic Watson-Curtze Mansion's quartet. Lionize will bring their signature dark route each week. There’s no fee or registration ing scheduled in the Erie area. Cost: $12 per 12 rooms, all beautifully decorated. Victorian reggae-infused rock to the crooked i with Erie required, so throw on your boots and get out- person. teas, musical entertainment, and more! Cost is: quintet With Signs Following, and all signs doors. If you’re not too hung over, that is. When: 7 to 9 p.m. $5, seniors $4, kids under 12, $3. point to it being a great show. When: 6:30 to 8 p.m. Where: TREC, 301 Peninsula Drive When: 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. When: 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. Where: 301 Peninsula Drive Contact: 833.7424 Where: Watson Curtze Mansion, 356 W. Sixth St. Where: 1013 State St. Contact: 833.7424 Contact: 454.1813 Contact: facebook.com/thecrookedierie SUNDAY 1.05 THURSDAY 1.02 FRIDAY 12.27 Sunday 12.29 Reused, Reclaimed & Repurposed Erie Art Museum presents Lisa It’s the last day to see how several local art- Merry Gimp-Mas Disney's Mary Poppins Austin & Lori Korsmo Exhibit ists reclaimed and repurposed found objects Forget the season of giving, it’s time for the sea- It’s a “roof-raising, toe-tapping, high-flying ex- If you haven’t seen it yet, now’s your chance. to create new works. Artists include: John son of thrashing. Head down to Basement Trans- travaganza.” Join the cast and crew of the Erie These concurrent, related exhibitions feature a Bavaro, Ron Bayuzick, Amara Geffen, Brian missions to celebrate Merry Gimp-Mas with a Playhouse for an irresistible story and unforget- large selection Korsmo’s unique drawings and Pardini, Suzanne Proulx, Deborah Sementelli, lineup of seven different hard-rocking bands, in- table songs from one of the most popular Disney petite relief sculptures, complemented by Aus- Fran Schanz, and Jessie & Ricardo. cluding splendid Americans Harvey Pekar from films ever. It’s sure to be a “Supercalifragilistic- tin’s work that combines aspects of her early When: 2 to 5 p.m. Cleveland and Erie’s own Box of Lamb. expialidocious” time for new and old theatre site-specific installations and her more recent Where: Cummings Gallery, Mercyhurst When: 5:30 to 11:30 p.m. goers alike! social sculpture work. University, 501 E. 38th St. Where: 1501 State St. When: 2 p.m. When: 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Contact: 824.2092 Contact: [email protected] Where: Erie Playhouse, 13 W. 10th St. Where: Erie Art Museum, 20 E. Fifth St. Royal/Revise w/ guests Oz the Great & Powerful at TREC Contact: 454.2852 Contact: 459.5477 No need to relax this Sunday, because today Starring James Franco, Michelle Williams, Ra- Open Mic Night is a day to be hardcore. Clarion metalcore chel Weisz, and Mila Kunis, Oz the Great and MONDAY 12.30 Don’t stay in the corner, head out in the spot- quartet Royal/Revise is headlining a septet Powerful tells the story of Oscar (James Franco), light and lose your musical inhibitions. It’s open of bands ready to close out the weekend on a a small-time circus magician, who is swept away Reno Bighorns at Erie BayHawks mic night at the Brewerie at Union Station, so thunderous note, giving you plenty of reason from Kansas while in a hot air balloon. He then Christmas is finally over, and New Years Eve is fulfill your New Year’s resolution to finally get to kick off those comfy slippers and travel finds himself in the lush and fantastic Land of looming. Assuming you've already purchased up on stage and wield your instrument of choice downtown for some glorious metal. Oz where he is depended upon to save Oz from your tickets to tomorrow's can't miss NYE ex- in front of a patient and loving crowd. Don’t play When: 5:30 to 10:30 p.m. the wicked witches who threaten the land and its travaganza at the Erie Art Museum, it's time to anything? Then head down and watch as new- Where: 1501 State St. inhabitants. Tickets just $5. relax and recharge. We propose a trip down- bies join some vets for the first open mic of the Contact: [email protected] When: 7 p.m. town with the kids to the beautiful Erie Insur- year. Where: 301 Peninsula Drive ance Arena for a little hoops action. We know When: 7 p.m. TUESDAY 1.07 Contact: 838.4123 the BayHawks are currently the cellar-dwellers Where: 123 W. 14 St. Bernie Worrell Orchestra of the D-League, which is all the more reason to Contact: 454.2200 Dinosaur Exhibit w/ Phil-Da-Bass give them some support. Tipoff is at 7 p.m. Dinosaurs are cool — no bones about it. Which It’s not every day that a Rock and Roll Hall of When: 7 p.m. FRIDAY 1.03 is why, all poorly crafted puns aside, you Famer comes to The Flagship City, so you better Where: Erie Insurance Arena should check out this exhibit at the Tom Ridge take advantage when Bernie Worrell stops by Contact: nba.com/dleague/erie Erie Otters vs. Owen Environmental Center. Thanks to Mercyhurst the crooked i this fine Friday. The Parliament- Sound Attack University’s Scott McKenzie, the “World of Funkadelic keyboardist is bringing his orchestra TUESDAY 12.31 After dominating the first half of the regular Dinosaur” exhibit is entertaining, engaging, to the State Street establishment for a little post- season, Connor McDavid and the rest of the and educational. And like the dinosaurs, this Christmas treat, giving our city a chance to see New Year’s Erie 2014 at Erie Otters teammates kick off 2014 at Erie exhibit won’t last forever, so head to TREC the funk icon in action. the Erie Art Museum Insurance Arena against Midwest Division now before it’s gone. When: 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. There’ll be music: Cat’s A Bear, Falling Hol- foe Owen Sound in the first of back-to-back When: 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Where: 1013 State St. lywood, and NatasK. There’ll be food: hors games. 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DECEMBER 26 // THURSDAY @ 10:00 New Year’s Eve 2014 at the Revellers ring in the New Year at last year's BERNIE WORRELL Erie Art Museum New Year's Eve party at the Erie Art Museum. round this time last year, I wrote that of excitement, and I’m just glad to be a part of it, ORCHESTRA Erie holds a special place in the hearts of performing for everyone there.” us folks at the Erie Reader, so we wanted Like some Erieites, Brad was unable to attend WITH SPECIAL GUEST PHIL DA BASS A to throw a special New Year’s Eve party to cel- last year – although we’ll give him a pass, as he ebrate not only the end of the year, but also our was in the Czech Republic in Prague proposing DECEMBER 27 // FRIDAY @ 10:00 loyal fans. Well, the party was an absolute blast, to his wife. But this year, he'll be there. And so and we still get the same warm fuzzies about should you, given this great lineup. The Flagship City that we did 525,600 minutes “I want to be able to entertain and give a little ago (or 525,949 minutes for the non-Rent fans something to all sides of the equation. You may LIONIZE out there), so we’re bringing the party back to not know every track I’m going to put down, but WITH SPECIAL GUESTS WITH SIGNS FOLLOWING downtown Erie. it’s going to be funky, it’s going to have a good That’s right, this Dec. 31, the Erie Reader cor- beat,” NatasK says excitedly over the phone. DECEMBER 28 // SATURDAY @ 10:00 dially invites you to New Year’s Eve 2014 at the “People go out on New Year’s Eve with more ex- Erie Art Museum. pectations. They’re looking for more of a show

BEN FRAZIER'S “People go out on New Year’s Eve with more BIRTHDAY BASH expectations. They’re looking for more of a show and they’re looking for something worthwhile, DECEMBER 29 // SUNDAY @ 10:00 where they’ll remember it for the rest of the year.”

It’s the least we could do for this wonderful and they’re looking for something worthwhile, AQUEOUS ROCKS NYE city and our loyal supporters. Of course, while where they’ll remember it for the rest of the last year’s festivities were awfully fun, we at the year.” DECEMBER 31 // TUESDAY @ 10:00 Reader won’t just solely recreate the same night We at the Erie Reader like to think that hav- and stamp 2014 on it. Oh no, we plan on mak- ing Falling Hollywood, NatasK, and Cat’s A Bear ing the latest edition of NYE at EAM even big- all performing in a venue as cool as the Erie ger and better, as jazz legends Cat’s A Bear kick Art Museum would be fairly memorable. Still, things off when the music starts at 8 p.m., local NYE at EAM has even more treats in store for alt-rockers Falling Hollywood will take the stage guests. A purchase of a single ticket ensures that after to keep the party rolling, and DJ extraor- the buyer will receive two beer tickets, delicious dinaire NatasK will hit the turntables and mic hors d’oeuvres from Make It Fabulous Catering, at 11 and keep the dance floor shaking through party favors, and complimentary champagne the New Year, complete with a memorable mid- for the traditional midnight toast. Upgrade to a night countdown. VIP ticket and you’ll have access to the Customs “Everyone always has big ideas about what House VIP Lounge, which features an open bar New Year’s is going to be,” Falling Hollywood and additional delightful dishes. drummer Brad Triana says. “There’s always a lot This past year could have meant different 14 | Erie Reader | eriereader.com December 25, 2013 Ben Frazier knows how to rock a 'stache. And a birthday.

to be located in the mall, is giving Erie, however, as the proceeds of every Birthday Bash have gone to a differ- ent charity, a tradition that started four years ago after a friend and coworker of his tragically died along with her girlfriend in a house fire, leaving their children in need of help. Soon after, Ben decided to use his birth- day to give to others. “I guess it was to offset the ridiculousness of me throwing a birthday party for myself, so I thought that I should do something for these kids,” Frazier, who used to book shows at the old Continental Ballroom,

Contributed Photo said of the decision to turn his then 40th birthday into a fundraiser. This year, funds raised at the event will be donated to things to different people, but after Dec. 31, it’ll the Muscular Dystrophy Association’s summer be all over – and a time to start anew. NYE at camp at Camp Kon-O-Kwee Spencer in honor EAM kicks off when the museum doors open at of Jack Ambruster, who passed away earlier this 7:30 p.m., with the music starting at 8 p.m. It’s year at the age of 16. Armbruster served as an all on one big night just for you, and we’re look- MDA junior goodwill ambassador, spreading ing forward to celebrating the start of another cheer and helping others afflicted with muscu- 365 days in The Flagship City. lar dystrophy not only in our region, but all of Pennsylvania. Now it’s Frazier and the music Ben Frazier’s 4th Annual Birthday Bash scene’s turn to give back. “All of the bands are really generous in donat- ome people see birthdays as an exercise in ing their time,” Frazier said. “Everybody’s really getting, whether it be material goods or cool about playing. There are no egos involved; Sadoration. Ben Frazier, however, likes to they all know it’s for charity and to have a good take his special day and use it as a chance to give time.” back to the Erie scene. In the season of giving, you can do your part For the fourth year in a row, Frazier will cel- and, potentially, eat some of Frazier’s cake too. ebrate his birthday at the crooked i during the For $5 at the door, you too can celebrate both 4th Annual Birthday Bash, a fun-filled affair Frazier and Armbruster, two very special mem- that features five bands of his choosing, with lo- bers of the Erie scene. cal rockers The Couchriders, Smoke & Mirrors, Mala Sangre, With Signs Following, and rapper Alex Bieler can be contacted at C. Brown filling up a talented lineup for the Sun- [email protected], and day, Dec. 29 show. you can follow him on Twitter @ The music isn’t the only thing that Frazier, Catch20Q. To follow this story known by some as Record Den Ben for his time or comment, scan the QR code or spent working at the old record store that used visit http://erirdr.com/d31hu

December 25, 2013 eriereader.com | Erie Reader | 15 Driving in of the Year a winter 2013 Erie Reader Editor's Picks wonderland. Ben Speggen: Arctic Monkeys — AM

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n May of this year, two weeks before the release of Trouble Will Find Me, my soon-to-be fiance and current wife surprised me with tickets to see The National perform at MOMA PS1 in Brooklyn. And by perform, I mean play- ing their brooding churner “Sorrow” in a geodesic dome for six Ihours straight. It was more performance art than concert, and we watched them play flawlessly for an hour before we got restless and left. But instead of getting restless, the band went into a meditative state and played with focused energy and confidence for six hours with no breaks. Less than a month later The National was playing to over 15,000 adoring fans at Brooklyn’s Barclay Center in support of Trouble Will Find Me. Trouble Will Find Me is a lush, beautiful , with the Dessner brothers weaving delicate guitar melodies around the Devendorf brothers’ driving rhythms and Berninger’s thoughtful, melan- choly, voice. There’s always a touch of sadness in his lyrics, but the more you listen, the more you pick up on subtleties, puns, and dry humor. In the song “Demons,” he admits that he is “secretIy in love with everyone he grew up with;” in “Pink Rabbits” he claims to be the “television version of a person with a broken heart” and in “I Should Live in Salt” he is requesting to be mummified — as far as I can tell. If you’re interested and have a free afternoon and early evening, you can watch the entire six hour performance of “Sorrow” on YouTube, but I recommend checking out the 55 minutes of aural bliss that is Trouble Will Find Me. Berninger has stepped up as a voice for post 9/11 New York, and he has one of the best bands in the world backing him. There’s no stopping The National at this point. Adam Welsh : Arcade Fire — Reflektor

or me, no album in 2013 delivered more than this one. Indie darlings turned festival-headlining art rock gods Arcade Fire reach new heights with their fourth and, in my opinion, best album. That's saying some- thing, considering my undying love for this band and their first three in- Fcredible offerings. But with the addition of new producer and LCD Soundsystem mastermind James Murphy, Arcade Fire didn't simply hit a new high with Reflek- tor, they actually seem to have reached a new starting point from which to launch themselves into the next chapter of their lives and their music. The truth is, they raised their bar so high with 2010's Grammy winning The Suburbs, it would've been easy for them to rest on their laurels and mail something in this time around. The opposite happened. They brought in Murphy and in secret crafted one of the most ambitious, epic albums of the year. The beautiful evolution of Arcade Fire continues on Reflektor, don't miss out. Rebecca Styn:

his past summer we were up all night to get lucky – enough so that by fall, all of us were ready to crash and burn (and maybe give that song a rest). But if you haven’t heard the rest of the album, you’re missing out. While one may never think to describe digital as vast and varied (as much is Toften repetitive), many of the songs rollercoaster through tempo – and include a bygone-era influence of ‘70s blues-based rock and soul. “Lose Yourself to Dance” takes you on a virtual soul train as it crashes into today’s digital music scene. And Julian Casablancas cameo on “” makes it clear that Daft Punk is probably better at writing Strokes songs than, well, The Strokes currently are. While some of the songs are a little long, most of them offer something unique to the listener – a message, a catchy tune, or even a memory to decades past. 16 | Erie Reader | eriereader.com December 25, 2013 Top Local Albums Of 2013 t’s one thing to get up on a stage, whip out an instrument, and perform for a crowd of strangers and friends alike. But it’s something else entirely to actually make a good album. There’s songwriting, setting a track list, producing, mixing, editing — all before the record hits shelves. Then there’s that: getting it out there and getting it into the hands of listeners who can play, pause, and repeat every note to critique the sound second by second. Of the local albums we reviewed in 2013, there are three that stand out for their Imusic, their production, their listenability, and their overall attention to detail. Put simply: These albums rock, both when played live on stage and when blasted through your car’s factory stereo system. Eric Brewer and Friends - Seeing Sideways Choose Excellence in Nursing.

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he vocals – from even-tighter harmonies of guitarists Matt Flowers and Nick Taylor to stronger distinctions between the two when separated – draw listeners in to darker, more “Tmature lyrics (“Blood Against The Wall” and “Breaking Bread”), while the fuller soundscape populated with thicker guitar work, Bill Frackowiak’s delightfully busy bass lines (“Mexican Wine”), and the churning engine of Brad Triana’s drumming (“Vicious Fishes”) result in a more refined Avett-Broth- ers-meet-Frank-Turner-and-drink-with-the-Black-Keys-and-Arctic-Monkeys rawk.” — Ben Speggen

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ntense and intentional yet light and lighthearted, the album closes with a unique cover of the cool Disney classic and Miles Davis favorite ‘Some Day My Prince Will Come.’ For a really mel- “Ilow, thoughtful high, give Elevation a spin.” - Cory Vaillancourt Want us to review your band’s album? Email us at [email protected], or drop a copy in the mail addressed to Erie Reader, 32 W. Eighth St., Suite 302, Erie, Pa. 16501. To follow this story or comment, click on the QR code, or go to http://erirdr.com/9su6f December 25, 2013 eriereader.com | Erie Reader | 17 Erie’s only free independent source for news, arts and entertainment is now seeking interns. We are a forum for ideas and discussion, driving two-way communication with our readers.

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SIDENTS A RE ARE RIE Y E The Year in Music 12 B 1, ' , '1 '10 IN W RO By: Alex Bieler N A S I AR V YE OT ER 3 ED BEST CATER fter 11 months of waiting, it’s finally the most wonderful time of the year for some music fans: list season. That’s right, it’s time for music fans to scan official rankings from , Stereogum, and even the Erie Reader to see what made various listsA and, of course, what didn’t. There’s good reason why people love lists; a quality collection of ranked bands can incur both bouts of joy and wrath, reaffirming personal tastes in some cases while giving readers reason to complain in others. Still, whether a collection of 50 or so musical acts leaves you shaking your head or clicking away, it’s a sign that yet again, we’ve witnessed another year fly by, 365 days of new music to experience. From My Bloody Valentine releasing their first album in 22 years after some fans thought it would never come to Beyonce pulling a Radiohead and dropping an album without anyone knowing about it, 2013 was a year heavily influenced by the hordes on the Internet.

Baauer’s “Harlem Shake” managed to spend in 2013, blasting away expectations like, well, a five weeks on the Billboard Hot 100 chart thanks wrecking ball, performing with terrifying teddy to a YouTube meme that lasted much longer bears and a lip-syncing animated kitten that than it should have. The streaming video site cried diamonds, which looked like something helped usher along another hit, in which a pair out of rich tween’s fever dream. Then, of course, of Norwegian brothers never really explained there was the great Robin Thicke twerking in- exactly what the fox does says, or why we should cident. It was a moment that, like many other care. And as hard as these sports arena-destined huge pop cultural moments this year, domi- musical fads tried, however, the year belonged nated online headlines. to the queen of the Internet crowd: Miley Cyrus. Whether you loved, loathed, or were just flat The former child star just couldn’t be stopped out confused by the Cyrus show, you always 18 | Erie Reader | eriereader.com December 25, 2013 heard about it if you ever dared to check Face- pedigree, it would have been understandable nolulu,” a heartbreaking a capella tale of a mother book, Twitter, or any other social platforms. Bieler's Top Albums of 2013 if Cronin went heavy on the fuzz for MCII’s 10 berating her child, never knowing her vitriol Thousands had to chime in on the hot mess, tracks. Instead, we get 37 minutes of beautifully would be documented in song. Case continues to feeding into exactly what the Cyrus camp Bill Callahan arranged power pop songs, from the rip-roaring craved: attention. Like Lady Gaga, Cyrus is Dream River “Change” to the tender “Don’t Let Me Go.” MCII’s another pop starlet willing to do seemingly out- Drag City most impressive moment may be ”Piano Man- rageous things to get people to talk about her. tra,” a quiet, introspective number that has Cro- Hell, even Australia’s premier badass/lech Nick fter years of singing songs of yearning and nin baring his soul before exploding into a wave Cave name checked Hannah Montana in the A loneliness, Bill Callahan shows a more con- of distorted guitar, drums, strings, and Cronin’s killer Bad Seeds song “Higgs Boson Blues.” tent side of himself on Dream River. Of course, it vulnerable vocals all teaming up for a moment of Still, 2013 had some highlights amid the high- wouldn’t be a Callahan record without his trade- musical catharsis. Cronin may sing, “I’ve been profile distractions. The ever-divisive Kanye mark solitude, as starts the album with the line starting over for a long time” on “Weight,” but on West put out Yeezus, a fixture among the top “drinking while the sleeping strangers unknow- MCII, he’s ended up with a real winner. ingly keep me company in the hotel bar” on “The Sing.” Still, Callahan shows his serene side on the The National Trouble Will Find Me 2013 had 4AD lthough it came out back in May, Trouble Will AFind Me sounds like it was meant for snowy some night. There’s a sort of cold detachment in ’s deadpan baritone, offering up de- fight the good fight, and on The Worse Things Get, pressing lines of dread, as if he’s unwilling to go she comes out a winner. highlights Vampire Weekend Modern Vampires of the City amid the XL he maturation of Vampire Weekend has been Ta wonderful thing to witness. Back when the high-profile band dropped its eponymous debut in 2006, the members sounded like cheeky Ivy Leaguers – very talented, cheeky Ivy Leaguers, mind you – peaceful “Small Plane,” four beautiful minutes of with frontman Ezra Koenig playing the part of distractions. Callahan contemplating how lucky he is to have the young who knew he manipulate a trusting partner while he’s piloting his aircraft, the English language at ease. On Modern Vam- intoning “sometimes you sleep while I take us pires of the City, however, Vampire Weekend has of most publication’s year-end lists, although home/ That’s when I know we really have a home” aged gracefully. When Koenig name checks both the self-described “god” wasn’t the only rapper in his trademark baritone. It’s a simple moment, Croesus and Modest Mouse on the same song, it to wow listeners, as Danny Brown, Run The but one that sticks with you for a while. As usual, Jewels, and Chance the Rapper highlighted an Callahan’s words are the stars of this produc- excellent class of underground hip-hop albums. tion, each line resonating with listeners as his out and face the wintry conditions, as beautiful There was an interesting discussion between deep, steady vocals add heft to every syllable the as the backdrop may seem. Still, there’s a warmth bands and their fans about what was appropri- veteran enunciates, making for a wonderful trip amid the cold on Trouble Will Find Me, as evi- ate when it came to taking photos and videos down Dream River. denced in Berninger’s impassioned pleas on “Sea during shows, whether the practice of having of Love” or “I Need My Girl.” And like your typi- a glowing rectangle out for much of a show is Mikal Cronin cal snowy night, the surroundings are gorgeous, too distracting or if paying customers should be MCII as other 80 percent of The National provides a allowed to document performances as much as Merge stunning score for Berninger’s worries, with the they want. Dessner brothers’ layered guitars and the Deven- Also, you might have heard that Arcade Fire efore 2013, Mikal Cronin was mostly known dorfs propulsive rhythm section sounding even recently released an album. Bfor his work with fellow garage-rocker Ty Se- better after each listen. Trouble Will Find Me may All in all, 2013 was another year full of excit- gall, but on MCII, the 28-year old has stepped into not be the most upbeat album, but who cares ing new bands (Haim), consistently solid favor- the spotlight. From the opening piano notes of when melancholy sounds this good. ites (Yo La Tengo), and some disappointments (Yuck). This current 12-month span may not Neko Case have had as many highlight albums as 2012 had The Worse Things Get, the Harder I Fight, the Harder (Frank Ocean, Kendrick Lamar, and alt-J), but I Fight, the More I Love You there were some excellent offerings nonethe- Anti- less, such as the aforementioned Nick Cave and doesn’t feel as though he’s trying to show off his the Bad Seed’s Push the Sky Away, which showed hile some people break down when the go- cultural literacy; instead, it’s fuel to help drive the a sweeter and slower side to the veteran’s at Wing gets tough, Neko Case is a fighter until song. Even more, the songs on Modern Vampires times animalistic oeuvre. the end. After naming her latest album The Worse of the City sound effortless, the results of a band Other highlights included the ’s Things Get, the Harder I Fight, the Harder I Fight, that’s confidant in its ability to pump out intel- personal new album Tape Deck Heart and Laura The More I Love You, Case’s determination to stay ligent, and lovely, tracks like “Step” and “Don’t Marling’s gorgeous Once I Was an Eagle, a mod- strong shouldn’t come as a surprise, but after bat- Lie.” According to Koenig, Modern Vampires of the ern album that would be quite at home in the tling a period of depression following the loss of City is the end of a trilogy, a wonderful cap on ‘60s. some family and friends, the fiery Canadian took their musical coming-of-age story. Yet none of these would end up on my short her pain and turned it into some of her most au- list, no matter how good they are. That’s part of tobiographical work to date. On The Worse Things Alex Bieler can be contacted at aB- why people love lists: they force you to pick and Get we experience Case at her most combative [email protected], and you can choose everything before presenting in easily (“Man”) and her most tender (the gorgeous “Call- follow him on Twitter @Catch20Q. digestible doses. excellent opener “Weight,” Cronin is in full con- ing Cards”). Given how wonderful a voice Case To follow this story or comment, scan That being said, here are my top albums of trol, deftly combining insanely catchy pop tunes has, it’s appropriate that the emotional epicenter the QR code or visit http://erirdr. 2013. Enjoy. with bouts of guitar-based aggression. Given his of The Harder Things Get is “Nearly Midnight, Ho- com/3z7ap December 25, 2013 eriereader.com | Erie Reader | 19 delight. There is something about the duality conditioner that makes me squeal and leaves here. The positive life-force of the crystal and me smelling like a rose garden blooming out of the negative darkness of the bullet casing – it’s the rich mossy floor of the Red Woods. I smell circular. like a fairy with a rose cap on swimming in san- D is for Draping. Gorgeous flowing kimonos, dalwood. boho dresses, and gauzy blouses — we want to S is for Striesand. Barbara is the epitome of feel the wind blow through our clothes. woman – long, gorgeous nails, perfect hands, E for Erte A French artist of the ‘20s who used flowing red caplet dresses, shimmering in se- fashion as his medium and was inspired by glitz quins. Frank Sinatra once said, “Beautiful wom- and glamour. Metallic embroidery on kimono en have beautiful hands.” Go get that manicure dresses, adorned in beaded skullcaps. Women and douse your hands in shea butter. I love Zum were goddesses and the clothes they wore were an extension of their personalities – the original bohemian siren. K is for kindness, karma, and F is for Fisherman’s Cap More specifically the kaftans. Be pretty and nice and Greek Fisherman’s Cap, embroidered black wool. You will look adorable; the androgynous it will come back to you twice! look works for everyone. Trust me. Bright, bold, brilliant colored G is for Gypset. The sophisticated boho style that prints and soft fabrics that smells like Jade Jagger. It is defined as an uncon- ventional, bohemian approach to life. Charac- hang loosely to the ground; terized by a fashionable exoticism and down-to- handkerchief hems, asymmetrical Earth ease. Check out the book Gypset Style. styles and deep-v necklines. H is for Hoffman. Mara that is, the coolest new designer on the runways. Her boldly colored caf- tans are enviable, her evil eye shawl brings tears Body’s Sandalwood – citrus (you can buy it at the to my eyes, and her swimsuits are swimming Whole Foods Co-op). around in my dreams. Her Instagram is super cool, too (@marahoffman), which leads me to… T is for Tall boots. As earlier stated, fashion is a fickle thing. We filled our carts with sweet little I is for Instagram. A great way to follow your ankle booties in 2013. Now, it’s to the knee or favorite fashionistas, and the new way to meet beyond. Tall boots, baby. They look great with friends, share photos, and promote yourself. leather pants or hiding under your caftans a la J is for Juicing. I am getting really serious about Stevie Nicks. amping up the fruits and veggies. I want to feel U is for Uniform. Everyone needs one, so what is like a super hero every morning, so hello, kale! yours? Mine consists of liquid leggings, booties, And, I want to fit into that crocheted bikini I a big tee, an asymmetrical wrap cardigan and have hiding in my closet. crystal jewelry. Sometimes a hat – it’s like my K is for Kindness, Karma, and Kaftans. Be pretty invisibility cloak. and nice and it will come back to you twice! V is for elvet. Mainly, velvet boots. Bright, bold, brilliant colored prints and soft fabrics that hang loosely to the ground; hand- W is for Witches. They are gorgeous, powerful, kerchief hems, asymmetrical styles and deep-v beautiful women who harness the energy to necklines. visualize their dreams to fruition. So sit down with your black tourmaline and imagine your- L is for Lingerie. No cotton panty boy shorts here. self happy, healthy, and surrounded by those you I am talking silk and lace cheeky peeks. Beauti-

Leslie McAllister love. They wear their hair long with loose waves. ful crocheted bralets and super strappy bras. Adorning each finger in a ring of interest with M is for Marant. Ms. Isabel Marant, a French their wide-brimmed hat on, creating a look of designer, makes me swoon with the way she intrigue. puts things together. Lace-up leather pants with X is for Xtra Large. T-shirts loose and billowy. I Street Fashionista baggy sweatshirts and sequin leggings with love them with leggings, bell-bottoms, or wide- slouchy, fringe booties. She has it going on – big legged jeans. Think of Mary Kate and Ashley; Madame Juju’s 2014 Style Prediction from Ascots to Zappos time! they do this look with the greatest and chicest of N is for Nautical. I can’t get enough of stripes – ease. navy blue and white – Turk’s head bracelets and By: Leslie McAllister Y is for Y-shaped necklaces, also known as lariats. anchors, adorable anchor necklaces, and jew- What pleases and entices me most about this elry. They are 2014’s mustache. ooking back, in 2013 we discussed the importance of tailoring and wearing look is how flattering it is for all necklines. It O is for Ornate. Think: brocade fabrics, metallic frames the neck and pulls the eye down to your garments that fit and flatter. We looked at the sophistication of pencil garments, sequins, baby, sequins! French Ro- best assets! I have been a long time promoter of skirts, taper-legged jeans for men, and cocktail dresses for ladies. With that coco gone rogue. this look – be it with rosaries, snake necklaces, or being said, we have learned that fashion is temperamental and fickle. It’s P is for Purple. The color of 2014. A color for one statement pieces; this jewelry shape wins and it Lskinny jeans one day and wide-legged the next. seeking spiritual fulfillment, great for medita- makes you like more interesting because it isn’t Well, that’s how I see 2014: It’s going in the opposite direction. If it was short, it’s tion. It is said that those who surround them- the old standby. long. If it was minimal, it’s garish. If it was innocent, it’s dangerous. It’s all about selves with the color purple have peace of mind. Z is for Zappos. Because, after all, isn’t it forever taking chances – ones that really embrace the free-ness in our spirits. Q is for Quilted leather. It’s not for me and I’ve and always all about the shoes? And to capture that change, let me offer up the need-to-know A to Z so that you’ll never been a fan, but I think it is on the rise. Find me out on the town and challenge yourself to get be dressed to a T. Coco really knew what she was doing with that noticed by the Erie Reader! Leslie McAllister can be con- famed little quilted leather bag she designed. A is for Ascot. My dad wore one once and we from the yoga pants and leggings we hold dear tacted at LMcAllister@ErieRead- Moto jackets, boots, bags, quilted leather is ev- giggled, but I must admit he looked dapper and after the holidays. Pair them with a loose blouse er.com, and you can follow her erywhere. dignified. Swap out your boring traditional tie and platform clogs, snap that selfie of your out- on Twitter and Instagram @ and adorn your neck with a silk ascot. fit and tag it #madamejuju (check out Novella R is for Rose. Like Weleda’s Wild Rose body wash ShopJuJu. To follow this story or B is for Bell Bottoms. That swing and sway – flat- Royale’s selection!). that I slather myself in, and Nature’s Gate’s comment, scan the QR code or tering for your figure and a refreshing escape C is for Crystal Bullet Necklaces. That dazzle and Persimmon Rose and Geranium shampoo and visit http://erirdr.com/z77kl 20 | Erie Reader | eriereader.com December 25, 2013 Compagnie Käfig CCN de Créteil et du Val-de-Marne CORRERIA AGWA

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The Next time you’re check in often. the food fresh every day, fare and Irish drinks. From market offers a wide variety at Presque Isle Downs & boasts a family-friendly fast and lunch places. Jameson to Guinness, from beside your date instead of smoke-free environment. 1201 State St. // 464.8989 following the same scratch across from him or her, opt of exotic food and merchan- Casino, take a break from 26 N. Park Row // 455.0002 recipes used since 1949. Shepherd’s Pie to Purcell’s dise. the table games and check Try some Herbies or crispy Fish and Chips, Molly for this straight-off the grill 3201 Greengarden Blvd. // 2702 Parade St. out this bar and grille If Cajuns. Buffalo Cajun is American George’s without time-to-chill dinner With retro decor 864.5322 and 810 E. 38th St. // Brannigans brings the Irish you’re cashing in your chips also recommended. trimmed in red and black, pub to downtown Erie. experience. Plymouth Tavern An Erie 459.1145 for fine dining, we bet on 4205 E. Lake Road // 899.8661 George’s is known just as 506 State St. // 453.7800 3000 W. 12th St. // 838.2495 Pizza being satisfied by a fine institution with great food Picasso’s much for looking like a With signature steak since Sensory 3 serves and drink specials every McGarrey’s Oakwood Papa Joe’s With special- Sweet Treats retro diner as it is for the panini-style sandwiches like Mediterranean up some of the best cuts in night of the week. friendly safe and great grub. the Lee Roslyn (Twinkie, Café Known for the award- ty pizzas ranging from “Vegan Demise” to “Chick- the area. Mighty Fine Donuts If 1109 State St. // 453.6454 They’re famous for their ham, and cheese) and the winning Reuben, McGar- Petra Open since 2004, DaVinci (sausage, ravioli, rey’s believes in big portions en Gorgonzola” and subs 8199 Perry Hwy // 866.8359 you love donuts and are Pufferbelly mashed potatoes, but don’t Petra serves as Erie’s window Set in a and provolone), Picasso’s is of comfort food served up that go by the names of looking for something decommissioned firehouse, get stuck on only that. Try to the Eastern Mediterra- Colony Pub & Grille – the soups and sandwiches a must-try. Great vegetarian hot and fresh. Although nean. The folks at Petra want “Enchanted Eggplant” and Multiple fireplaces and three off the well-worn path to the Pufferbelly is full of arti- options available. Irish in name, McGarrey’s “Chuck Norris,” Papa Joe’s Dunkin’ Donuts and Krispy facts from Erie’s fire fight- on for size too. you to have “a unique culi- intimate dining rooms make 2060 Interchange Rd. also dishes out American brings more to the table Kreme, this local gem is ing past. 2614 Glenwood Park Avenue nary experience.” And with than any commercial pizza the Colony a popular spot // 455.0860 (Outside Millcreek Mall) and Italian cuisine so that Mediterranean-inspired for a romantic dinner. your destination spot. 414 French St. // 454.1557 866.1183 you’re bound to find some- items on the menu you’re joint. And to boot, they Heralded by locals as the Dominick’s Famous among serve up a mean falafel 2670 W. 8 St. // 838.2162 best donuts ever Calamari’s Extra-long bar, thing satisfying. unlikely to find anywhere Erie’s late-night bar patrons Tickle’s Deli – This popu- sandwich—something that’s 1624 W. 38th wSt. // 866.0552 else, this is a one of a kind Ricardo’s 2612 Parade St. // 455.6408 with a large outdoor patio who swear by this place as a a must. Opened in 1943 for those warm summer lar deli features good pric- dining experience. by two brothers, Ricardo’s sure-fire hangover cure. es and big, tasty sandwiches 3826 W. Ridge Rd. // 835.3360 Romolo Chocolates nights. 3602 W. Lake Road // 838.7197 serves up some of Erie’s 123 E. 12th St. // 456.6891 including the famous “Big Italian Tony Stefanelli apprenticed 1317 State St. // 459.4276 Valerio’s More than just finest steaks. Chef Peter with his family in the choc- Freddy.” Call ahead if you Alto Cucina Chef Pat West and Cathy Merk- Hyatt’s - Serving up break- can because this downtown Mexican Pizza, Wings, and Subs! olate business for nearly 20 fast and lunch standards for Rodgers mixes the old- Local Italian Restaurant & si run one of Erie’s choice years. Where’d that get him? Barbecue hotspot gets busy at lunch- world with the exotic. Beau- restaurants that’s known years and is a staple in the time. El Toro Loco With a full Pizzeria that has been serv- He’s one of only 26 master Three-B Saloon Beer, West Erie Plaza. tiful décor, with an outdoor bar and the best margaritas ing Erie County for over for its hand-cut, grain-fed confectioners and he’s right 17 W. 4th St. // 455.5718 deck for the summer Bacon & Barbeque—the 928 W. Erie Plaza // 456.0102 in town, there is something 17 years. Offering a vari- western beef and delicious, here in Erie. So for hand- name says it all. Featur- Gerry’s 8th Street Deli months. for everyone. Enjoy a little ety of Homemade Italian mouth-watering ribs cooked made pieces of chocolate, be ing slow-cooked brisket, Flip Cafe Tired of the From the world-class deli 3531 W. Lake Road // 835.3900 taste of Mexico right here in Dinners, Seafood, Daily outside year-round. Hearty sure to stop by Romolo’s— ribs, and other down-home downtown Erie. Lunch Specials, and Cater- Italian fare with casual feel chain restaurant dishing out to the homemade soups, Colao’s Authentic Italian, then boast to your out-of- favorites. If you behave breakfast by the numbers? Gerry’s offers everything 333 State St. // 454.5626 ing Services. Check out of fine dining make Ricar- town friends about having a fresh seafood, and a cozy, do’s a must. yourself, you may get a free Then try this sweet little you’d expect from a deli. intimate setting. our menus online at www. master confectioner in your slice of bacon with your spot tucked away in Edin- But with sandwich names Latino’s With fresh ingre- valeriospizzeria.com. With 2112 E. Lake Rd // 455.4947 city. 2826 Plum St. // 866.9621 dients and a commitment beer. boro. Flip Cafe serves break- like “Cluckmeister,” “Chive 3 convenient locations to 1525 W. 8th St. // 452.1933 to serving up the authentic serve you, we’ll have you Victor’s –Located inside 732 W. 4th St. // 451.0007 fast and lunch from morn- Turkey,” “Tongue Fu,” and Mi Scuzi Southern Italian the Bel-Aire hotel, Victor’s ing ‘til afternoon, so stop in “Breast of Times” just to cuisine with fresh, home- Mexican-cuisine experience, singing...Manga Italiano! Pulakos George P. Pula- Latinos is the place to go for offers fine steak and seafood kos opened his first choco- Breakfast and try any one of the favor- name a few, you’re going to made pasta. 2179 W. 32nd St. // 833-2979 with drink specials every ites, including “Flip Bread.” want to keep going back to more than just the average and 1803 E. 38th St. 825-2693 late shop at 926 State St. in 2641 Myrtle St. // 454.4533 Tex-Mex experience. The night of the week. 1903. Over a hundred years Summer House Cafe Open You won’t pay much and check out all of these one- and 724 Powell 833-8884 // place isn’t flashy, but with 2800 W. 8 St. // 833.1116 from 8 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. you’ll go home happy think- of-a-kind sandwiches. Deli Amici Ristorante With Catering Office// 866-3193 later, the fourth-generation- ing about coming back hours run Monday through dinner hours from 5 to 9 food this good, it doesn’t run chocolate shop is still each day of the week, the have to be. Peninsula Pizzeria Summer House Cafe serves again. Saturday 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. p.m. Fridays and Saturdays Thai one of Erie’s favorite plac- Fresh, quality ingredients es for a wide selection of up some of Erie’s more 103 Meadville St. Edinboro // 2620 W. 8th St. // 836.8702 and a takeout menu avail- 1315 Parade St. // 452.1966 able Monday through Satur- and friendly staff make Khao Thai The only full- all things chocolate—and unique breakfast and lunch 734.3400 El Canelo day, Amici Ristorante dishes With three loca- this new pizzeria a popu- time Thai restaurant in Erie. other delicious snacks too. options. Their breakfast French tions to serve the greater- burrito is a must-try, but out fresh food at affordable lar choice for pizza, subs, Luckily, it’s fantastic! Try the 2530 Parade St. Brewpub Erie area, you’re never more and salads. Try the Oliver drunken noodles for a spicy be sure to check in for fresh Bertrand’s Bisttro prices. From wings to pizza A than a 15 minute drive delight. Vegetarian friend- Donut Connection - Just daily specials. Brewerie Erie’s only brew- to fresh perch sandwich- Perry's Hazard if you're feel- menu featuring local meats from all the chips and salsa ly. BYOB off the corner of Peach and on-premise pub and eatery, and vegetables and organ- es and more, the menu ing adventurous. 2605 Washington Ave. // has something for every- you can handle served up Liberty streets sits a fami- 452.2500 the Brewerie is on a mission ic and Kosher ingredients with sizzling fajitas, hand- 4115 W. Ridge Rd. // 838.8400 36 N. Park Row // 454.4069 ly-owned donut shop that’s to, “Revitalize Downtown when possible. The crepes one. Call ahead one hour Jo’s Brooklyn Bagels wrapped enchiladas and celebrating its Golden A Erie One Pint at a Time.” and award-winning wine for takeout since food is Vegetarian walk through the door says prepared fresh per order. burritos, and a whole lot Suds and Grub Anniversary this year. With 123 W. 14th St. // 454.2200 selection are more than more. Don't be fooled by the “best coffee” in town it all. Well, at least it’s speak- ick ap ouse Whole Foods Café enough to encourage a trip 1518 Walnut St. // 455.0041 the imitators.2709 U P 6 T H Great Offer- and a wide selection of deli- ing to your noise. Inhale to via downtown beer meets great food at the ing a wide variety of vegetar- deeply and breathe in those Carribean W. 12th St. // 835.2290 and cious hand-cut donuts, this Erie. Japanese corner of Fourth and State ian staples, including wraps, is a great place for a for a aromas. Fresh bagels and 4236 Peach St. // 860.8187 and sandwiches, soups, pizza, Pineapple Eddie South- 18 N. Park Row // 871.6477 4459 Buffalo Rd. // 898.1531 streets. From gourmet flat- sweet treat. coffee. What’s not to love Sushi and Asian Cuisine breads to pizza muffins, and seasonal specialties. about that combination? A ern regional cuisine served 3842 Liberty St. // 864.8702 up with a bit of caribbean Fresh sushi and sashimi Moe’s With friendly staff there’s plenty of great grub 22 | Erie Reader | eriereader.com December 25, 2013 December 25, 2013 eriereader.com | Erie Reader | 23 Clubhouse Part at 9:30pm WIN FREE PLAY OR CASH PRIZES! Tuesday, December 31 Fridays in December • 1pm - 9pm Featuring Chris Higbee, live feed to Times Square Receive one FREE entry every day you play plus and Champagne Toast at Midnight! a bonus entry for every 100 points earned! Tickets $20 in Advance • $25 at Door

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