Kiss* endurance Step out proves they are more than into the m<: just another big city with X-word 4 Arts 5 :.:.... retOrflwo some help from Calendar 7 Sports 8 our Calendar. two years. Editorials 10 Classifieds 11 Page 7 Page$ The UWM Post March 28, 1996 is Volume 4Q, Number 4Sl Enrollment drop Speaker calls for education reform By Luz A. Gonzalez cause for concern Numbers: loss of 700 million." In his speech Tuesday Within the letter, Schroeder night, Bruce M. Alberts in­ students may result in stated that the impact of the troduced a plan for educa­ 1996-97 budget reductions will don reform that would imple- UWM losing $500,000 involve an attempt by UWM to menta reformed science edu­ By Mark A. Zimmerman "stretch the resources of the cation as a means of inspir­ campus even further than they ing students to be creative While still recovering from are now extended." He added and work to solve problems severe budget cuts, the Uni- that a great amount of time, on their own. versityof Wisconsin-Milwaukee effort and thought has been Professor of biochemistry is finding itself amidst yet an­ devoted by various deans and at the University of Califor­ other round of funding and division heads of various UWM nia- San Francisco, and 20th enrollment-related problems. schools and departments in president of the National According to a March 1.5 an attempt to minimize the Academy of Sciences in Wash­ Milwaukee Journal Sentinel ar­ impact of these reductions. ington, D.C, Alberts was the ticle, future enrollment drops "There will be some cuts in third speaker in the UWM at UWM could result in more services provided, class sec­ Union Distinguished Lecture layoffs, position vacancies and tions offered, and support Series. His speech, "Science an increase in the use of part- available to students, staff, and Education, the Centerpiece time instructors at the school. faculty," Schroeder said, in for Education Reform: Roles The article stated that origi­ reference to the budget re­ for Both Scientists and Out­ -Post photo by Jana Schmeling nally projected figures com­ duction. "However, the cam­ standing Science Teachers," piled by both UWM and the was held at the University of Bruce Alberts discussed how science could be used in pus has attempted to avoid alternative teaching methods during his lecture UW-System concerning the actual staff layoffs whenever Wisconsin-Milwaukee Wis­ number of full-time students consin Room March 26. Tuesday. possible by using resignations, expected to enroll for the fall transfers, and retirements, Alberts was sick during his lor John H. Schroeder an­ years. 1996-97 semester had some­ rather than layoffs. There will scheduled appearance at nounced Alberts came "with "It must be a core sub­ how failed to meet their ex­ UWM last year, and was un­ the flu and no coat," be no faculty layoffs." ject," Alberts stated, adding pectations by several hundred According to Schroeder able to appear for the third Using slides to map out the that science should be taught students. Where UWM hoped annual university lecture, ac­ plan, Alberts worked from the and UWM Assistant Chancel­ as early as kindergarten. But to have 15,825 full-time stu­ lor William Mayrl, the situa­ cording to Patty Kozik, assis­ bottom up, citing how science the science Alberts refers to dents registered for the up­ tion at hand isn't necessarily tant, program manager for should be used in the class­ is not the dry, textbook-learn­ coming '96-97 fall semester, as grim as it has been reported Union Programming at rooms and how students' ing we know today. Instead, the article reported the actual to be. Mayrl said when enroll­ UWM. progress should be assessed. he suggested a new, hands- number as being closer to ment at UWM is down, it may "He was supposed to come Science, Alberts said, is not on method in which science 15,100. As a result, UWM will not always be a direct result of last year, but he got deathly a subject that should be given would be more enjoyable to lose a potential $500,000 in budget cuts, but also a deci­ ill," Kozik said. This year was in place of band class, as he state funding, which will most CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 sion by students to not pursue not much better, as Chancel- said it was in his high school likely have campus-wide reper­ their continued education cussions. right away. In a letter dated March 20, "When there is a good Group offers exposure to UWM Chancellor John H. economy, some students take Schroeder spelled out that an time off, or work a few semes­ enrollment-based reduction of ters," Mayrl said. "When the criminal justice field $553,500 would be included economy is good, enrollment By Jessica Boyle going to be kind of a round-table discussion," stated in UWM's 1996-97 budget, and goes down." Paulson. stated it was a result of the UW- Mayrl said this is always the "We're here for students interested in any The CJSA also tries to keep in touch with UWM System decreasing UWM's way it has been for UWM stu­ aspect of criminal justice," said Craig Paulson, faculty, who may be able to offer new insights to enrollment target by 285 stu­ dents. He said enrollment who dent FTEs (full-time equiva­ treasurer of the Criminal Justice Student Asso­ members of the group. get their undergraduate de­ lents). ciation at UWM. "Our main purpose is to provide "At the end of every year we have a faculty mixer. grees mayjus t decide to take a hands-on experience along with the academic Last year it was held at Chi-Chi's. We try to keep in "I negotiated this figure with few semesters off before going experiences offered (at UWM)." touch with professors and faculty in general. They UWS President Katherine to graduate school. He added The CJSA is an organization that focuses on may have advice or be able to help us (in other Lyall," Schroeder stated in the that the popularity of techni­ giving students experience and informing them areas) as well." letter. "In total, the decrease cal and vocational schools has of sources of employment in this growing field. The CJSA currently has about 85 members but is in the target will produce a ajso become a factor. Meetings are held three times per month, and always looking for new members who are interested reduction of $1.273 million to Mayrl said that where UWM be allocated over three years. ways to help this experience grow are discussed. in any aspect of the criminal justice field. To be a loses some of its students, it As you are probably aware, "We take field trips and have guest speakers," member, you don't have to be a criminal justice makes up in other areas, such UWM has fallen below its en­ Paulson said. 'We try to have about two (events) major. as recruiting incoming fresh­ rollment target for the past per month. In the past we have had the FBI "Right now we have members that range (in area men. He added that the three years. recruiter in to speak. We just took a trip down to of study) from law to english to psychology. We are amount of new freshmen en­ "In spite of a significant in­ O'Hare and Chicago to take a customs tour and open for anyone interested. Everyone is welcome rolled for the fall 1996-97 se­ crease in new freshmen, the to see a demonstration about international drug no matter whatarea they are studying," said Paulson. mester is up 10 percent over shortfall was 754 FTEs for Se­ trafficking. Kimba Tieu, president of the CJSA, offered infor­ lastyear, and that enrollment mester I, 1995-96. If UWM's "We are having Chief Slamka of South Mil­ mation on one of the ways that the organization can of incoming freshmen has enrollment would have been waukee in as a guest speaker soon. We found that help students with employment experience in a been up 19 percent collec­ reduced by the full 754 stu­ a lot of students were doing fine on written exams program through Milwaukee Area Technical Col­ tively over the last two years. dent FTEs, the enrollment- (for employment) but they didn't really know lege. He said the increases are a based reduction would have what to expect as far as the oral interviews. He is "It's a pre-certification program through MATC. result of hard work on all lev- going to come in and help us out with that It's been approximately $3.34 Group CONTINUED ON 3^ Decline CONTINUED ON 2 • PAGE 2 THE UWNA POST MARCH 28, 1996 The UWM Post Decline/ layoff "Establishd1956 Self-marketing conference to be held pOSSJbJIJty filled OUt

On March 30, the South­ gamut, catering to students, CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 eastern Chapter of Women in as well as both new and sea­ Communications, Inc. will fea­ soned professionals. els. ture keynote speaker, syndi­ Some workshops will offer "The recruiters are doing a good job," Mayrl said. sunoimamj^mmunity cated columnist and career tips on networking, finding Mayrl said the increases are also due to the success of events Member, Associated consultant Joan Lloyd, dur­ your first job and interview­ such as lastyear's first annual UWM Open House, called "UWM Collegiate Press ing "CAREER DIMENSIONS: ing. Showcase for Learning," which invited prospective students Take charge of your career! Others will provide insights and their parents to take a look at what UWM had to offer. Mayrl 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd. said this year's Open House, scheduled for Oct 25 and 26, will RoomEG80 Learn how to marketyour best on strategies for career plan­ product - Yourself." ning, promotability, salary ne­ be bigger and better, and will also invite UWM alumni back. P.O. Box 413, The event will be held from gotiations and starting a busi­ Both Schroeder and Mayrl seem optimistic about the future Union Box 88, 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. at the ness. of UWM. Milwaukee, Wl 53201 Italian Community Center, There will also be a portfo­ "The faculty/student ratio at UWM is still a positive one," Mayrl said. Phone: 229-4578 631 E. Chicago St. lio display and resume round- Fax: 229-*579 Other individuals who will table discussion that will offer E-mail: lead workshops during the participants a resume/cover Correction m uwmpostdcsd.uwm.edu event include Traci Kurtin, letter critique session. recruiting manager for Registration for "Career Di­ A March 25 story in the Post concerning the student Editor-in-chief Prostaff, Diane Chamness, mensions" is $25 per student, organization aweSOME misstated the dates and amounts of Brian Huber president of Chamness Mar­ and $40 for professionals. money allocated to die group. The Segregated Fees Alloca­ tion Committee awarded, and the Student Association Sen­ Managing Editor keting Network and April Hol­ The cost includes speaker land, director of the Pre-Col- presentations, workshop ma­ ate confirmed, a $22,687 allocation for the group in the last Business Mgr. lege Center at the University terials, lunch and refresh­ academic year. An award of approximately $25,000 in August Matt Michaelis of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. ments. was declared void as the result of a lawsuit brought fay then- Programming for "Career For more information, con­ SA Secretary Gary Grass. In its place, aweSOME was given an News Editor Dimensions" will run the tact Rebecca Butts at 362-2724. allocation of $16,500 this wi Th the error. Luz A. Gonzalez

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YOUR LINK TO BETTER Ameritech Cellular Center Computer Networks 6920 Green Bay Rd. 179 W. Main St. COMMUNICATION® (414) 697-7100 (414) 473-7283 MARCH 28, 1996 THE UWM POSI PAGE 3 Alberts/ learning a new way undergrad uate courses open to Alberts CONTINUED ON 3 • ents lie somewhere beyond the students and the teachers. reading and writing. interim I auel "We're talking about learn­ In order to accomplish the Becker guarded against such ing in a different way," Alberts reformed teaching technique, accusations by saving that some said. He said rather than Alberts stated that science and . :.*•;-. •:*-:-•* i .v.>l included in memorizing scientific termi­ education should be com­ the study. nology, students would work bined in colleges and universi­ "These data d< together in groups with kits - ties. Science teachers, he ex­ many of our crossover courses - which he referred to as "a box plained, should know not only - course of goodies"- to understand how to teach, but what they are undei gradume and beginni* «g firsthand the applications of teaching as well. graduate stiHtentsTBeckei sakL Middieburyto first-yeai andupper-classdorms. science in real life. The idea Alberts also commented "These courses were counted as . As a result, the Residential parallels City Science, a San that school computers in­ integrate dorms graduate courses m die Board Life Committee lias discussed Francisco program in which tended for the children are of Regents' report, and did not for all student die plausibility of an integrated Alberts was involved. "foolish." count toward die UTs percent­ housing system at Middlebury. Alberts explained that the "That's like giving every kid classes age." "What arestudents supposed human mind is like a web, in a TV set (and calling that edu­ Coleman said UI to get out of a dormitory expe­ that people remember things cation)," he said. Computers, Middlebury, VT - (IP) Last tinue to make a commitment to rience?" asked Kaihy Elmer, by connecting them to other should only be used for the spring, the Committee on improving undergraduate edu­ director of residential life, ideas in their heads. Most stu­ benefit of the teachers, he con­ General Excellence issued a cation. dents forget what they are tinued. The benefit, he said, report expressing concerns "I believe that we've got to taught because they merely would be that teachers would that "Middlebury College U of Iowa officials start at the begimiing with a memorize the words, and do be able to pool their informa­ does not function as well as it new faculty," she said, adding downplay report on not connect them to their tion together to adopt more might as a fully-integrated diat teaching centers estab­ minds' web, Alberts said. effective methods of teaching. community of learning." faculty course loads lished by die UI will help bom With the classroom change, Information on the plan for The report noted a lack of new and current faculty con­ students would work as a team education reform can be lo­ "connectedness" between in­ Iowa City, IA - (IP) A re­ nect with undergraduate stu­ to try find the answers on their cated on the world wide web at tellectual activity and campus cently-released report docu­ dents. own, and the teacherwould be www.nas.edu. life, and both die integration menting that few senior faculty Rege Marvin a coach rather than the "source Alberts is the principal au­ oftraditional academic disci­ members actually teach fresh­ Pomerantz said while percent- of all knowledge," he said. thor of "The Molecular Biol­ plines and life inside and out­ men and sophomoi^es is nei- ages seern*ut faculty tored in four-year intervals has also received various The recommendation to President Maty Sue Coleman. contact with undergraduates. where the students' under­ awards for his part in the inves­ "abolish first-year dorms in The report reveals tliat only Regent Tom Don qwestio standing of the subject is as­ tigation of DNA replication, favor of mixed-class dorms'' three of four senior faculty whether low levels of senior fac­ sessed, instead of assessing only including the 1995 Gairdner was outlined in the report, hi members teach any under­ ulty contact might reduce die the factual information. award. order to establish an inte­ graduate courses. The report quality of a UI education. "We already have a national The lecture was sponsored grated campus, die college also showed only 28.7 percent "What is the correlation standard," Alberts said, "it's would need to renovate some of tenure-track faculty teach by the Office of the Chancel­ just the wrong standard." lor, UWM Union Program­ According to Alberts, this ming, UWM Union Sociocul- teaching approach would be a tural Programming and the Group/ helps students find jobs benefit to students whose tal­ Natural Sciences Department. accepted for the training there. • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 Students interested in the "It looks really good on a organization or any aspect of When you have completed the resume because you will have the criminal justice field are program there it means that completed so many training encouraged to stop by Enderis you are state and local certifi­ hours and the employer won't 1135 or call 229-3937. able. 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March 28,1996 Page 5 KISSTORY: a look at the past, present and future

By Matt Michaelis but with Hotter Than Hell and they used their Dressed To Kill. But it was the own blood in 75 million records sold, 27 album released on September comic books albums and coundess sold-out 10, 1975, that made and even cre­ arena shows. Simply numbers KISSTORY. KISS Alive!, called ated dolls in you can't beat. Still, KISS the greatest live album of all their own im­ doesn't get any respect. But time by many critics, shot the ages. it's about time they did. band to superstardom. Butallgood On the heels of the recendy The band spent the next things never released KISS Unplugged, it's five years on top of the rock last, and KISS's hard not to get all weepy about world, playing sold-out sta­ success soon the legacy KISS has built over dium shows to their legions of faded. Itseems the past few decades. It's even fans, collectively known as the as if the band harder not to laugh at all those KISS Army. lost sight of uptight, over-the-hill voting Hidden behind the war what mat­ paint and pyrotechnics were tered: the mu­ members of The Rock N' Roll KISS, 1996. Pictured are current drummer Eric Singer, the original four two talented songwriters: sic. Victims of Hall Of Fame that refuse to members: Peter Criss, Gene Simmons, Ace Frehley and Paul Stanley. Far Simmons and Stanley. Like a their own ex­ acknowledge KISS' place and right is current guitarist Bruce Kuiick. very crude version of cess and over- McCartney and commercialization, the band thing keeping them from cially memorable on these Lennon, the duo fell from their lofty perch to crashing. But once again, the tunes is the blistering fretwork wrote catchy chorus virtual anonymity. Original band proved everyone wrong of guitarist Bruce Kuiick. after catchy chorus. members Peter Criss and Ace and continued to record and Unfortunately, the band lost Although their col­ Frehley bolted, or were fired, tour. drummer Eric Carr to cancer laborations never depending on who you talk to. At times, the band seemed on Nov. 24, 1991. Carr, who had the depth of any In mid-1983, the band did to be coastingin the 80s. Maybe replaced original drummer Beades tune, they still the unthinkable. They took itwas due to their ever-chang­ Peter Criss in 1980, kept the were able to create the makeup off! Critics ing lineup. Maybe it was be­ band on top with his powerful some of the decade's laughed, saying the band's cause Gene Simmons began dramming. Filling Carr's big most memorable original girnrnick was the only spending time in Hollywood, shoes was veteran rocker Eric Kiss My Ass, 1994 tunes. working on one of Singer. Their hits were numerous importance in the rock world. his many outside The band moved on, re­ and offended moms across the But hey, let 'em put KISS projects. leasing Revenge and Alive III, world. "Parasite," "Ladies down. It hasn't stopped the Still, their work with Singer behind the kit. Room," "Cold Gin," and band yet, and you know what? in the 80s can't be The band received a ton of "Nothing To Lose" saved ra­ It never will. completely tossed overdue respect with the re­ dio listeners from the likes of aside. Songs like Born out of the ashes of lease of KISS My Ass in 1994. Wings, The Carpenters and "Heaven'sOnFire," Wicked Lester some 23 years The disc, a tribute to the band, Crosby, Stills and Nash. "Hide Your Heart," ago, KISS began as a trio. But contained covers of KISS tunes "Tears Are Falling," when Paul Stanley, Gene KISS was everywhere in the by such bands as the Gin Blos­ "Litde Caesar," and Simmons, and Peter Criss mid-70s. Their image was plas- soms, Lenny Kravitz, Anthrax, "Rise To It" can be hooked up with Ace Frehley, tered on everything from Dinosaur Jr., and even Garth considered things began to heat up. In lunch boxes to pinball ma­ Brooks. Other artists who August, 1973, the band signed chines. They made a movie, Hot In The Shade, MS KLASSICS. Espe- Kiss CONTINUEDONl2 • to Casablanca Records and shordyafter, released their self- dded debut. Although thatrecord didn't r^^lTlHli'UwMlPfSfit'' cause much commotion, the band's outrageous stage shows did. With their oudandish out­ fits and ghoulish face paint, KISS simply scared the socks off the people who found their iwfifE"3^"XNr£ A:GUES¥: way to those early shows. KISS followed up their de- Take Kaplan and get a higher score, V* /MONPAY Amtt isrr*- 7;

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It's your basic Swales is running a girl's school, Ever since the mid-80s, one Seduction, an erotic thriller plot is pretty dry, and Fairchild erotic thriller, but at least it which leads to shower se­ woman has captured the hearts which reunited her with her is just pretty. Tragically, has Fairchild, Stella Stevens as quences and our heroes hav­ of the nation to an extent that king, Andrew Stevens, for the Stevens and Fairchild only a producer's wife and Delia ing sex. Never mind that all the no person has since the golden first time since The Seduction. have one love scene together, Sheppard as a woman who gets girls look like they should have days ofjohn F. Kennedy. That Stevens and Fairchild play a and it's pretty weak. Fairchild naked. graduated from college years woman is Morgan Fairchild, husband and wife who get in­ even uses a body double. Most The same year, the goddess ago, they all disrobe quite well. whose ground breaking series volved with Claire, a sex talk- of the running time consists of of all that is good starred in the There's also a Terminator clone "Falcon Crest" caused millions show host played by Shari Stevens and Shattuck almost highly recommended Test Tube and Conrad Brooks from sev­ to turn their heads to the Shattuck. getting into trouble. Teens From the Year 2000, whose eral Ed Wood movies as a jani­ swarmy bitch of a woman we It seems Claire has a history Sequel auteurJim Wynorski original tide, Virgin Hunters, tor. all wanted to be. of being stalked, and TV movie {BigBad Mama II, The Return of was changed after a CERTAIN It's sophomoric and stupid, But where has our great kingpin Stevens wants to make The Swamp Thing Ghoulies III, MAJOR NATIONAL VIDEO sexist and dumb-as-nails, but it goddess gone? Fear not, fel­ her story into a prime-time Munchies 2 and several more) CHAIN balked at ordering the made me laugh. The sex scenes low Fairchild devotees, I have thriller. Fairchild is thrilled directs with his usual "point- film because of the tide. are pretty spicy as well, though scoured the Earth in search of and wants to play the part. the-camera-and-click" style, The new tide doesn't make everyone seems to be covered the recent cinematic appear­ Stevens, however, gets in over Chuck Cirino lends his usual much sense, though. The in water all the time for no ances of one of the finest ac­ his head when he discovers rinky-dink score and the "sur­ movie starts in 2019, where particular reason. tresses that ever lived. the price of her tale: he must prise" ending is your usual two test-tube created teens are Feminist note: Director forced to go back in time to "Ellen Cabot" is actually David 1994 in order to prevent a a ~mrm A musical & ]• •"dramatic performanceW^l DeCoteau, who directed such corporate takeover of the classics as Sorority Babes in the world(!) that made sex illegal. Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama and Here, their mission is to stop Beach Babes from Beyond. AN EVENING WITH MADAME F Camella Swales, played by The nextyear, Fairchild had Fairchild, from becorning old a bit part in Freaked, a hilari- su^, APRIL 14.7:30 Pm UWM UNION WISCONSIN ROOM and bitter and thus, not taking 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd. over the world. Vid«0 CONTINUED ON 12 • Written & presented by $2 Students/Seniors • $3 General Public Claudia Stevens For ticket information, call 961-2010 or 229-3728. ' jf*y, Tke 1996 A depiction in music, song and drama of the experience of Fania Fenelon and other concentration camp musicians. Oscars Sponsored by: American Jewish Committee, B'nai B'rith Youth Organization, Catholic Cathpus Ministry at UWM, OBest Picture OBest Director Hillel Foundation - Milwaukee, Lutheran Campus Ministry Met Gibson, ELCA at UWM, Milwaukee Jewish Community Holocaust Braveheart Resource Center, United Protestant Feilowship UMHE Braveheart at UWM, UWM Union Prc£ k'onsin Jewish OBest Actor Music Couft §iing. 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"Gatemouth" Brown, 8 p.m. Galleria del Conte (1226 Union Art Gallery (2200 E. March 29. Yemaya Produc­ N. Astor St., 276-7545) Kenwood Blvd., 229-6310) The Globe (2028 E. North Pabst Theater (144 E. Wells tions Gato Barbieri, 7:30 p.m. Through April 13: New Di­ April 8 - 26: 24th Annual Ave., 276-2233) St., 278-3665) and 10 p.m. rections, featuring various Juried Student Competition. March 28: Melisma with March 30: Artist Series pre­ March 30: Boris the Sprin­ media by three Milwaukee art­ Opening reception on Friday, Daddy Plaid and Mississippi sents jazz musician Benny kler and F Face, 6 p.m. and 10 ists. April 12 at 7 p.m. in the gal­ Cactus. Carter joined by the Chicago p.m. lery. March 29: Spoof Fest 1996, Jazz Ensemble, 8 p.m. April 2: WAR, 8 p.m. Haggerty Museum of Art local artists imitate major rock April 3: PatMcCurdy. (Marquette University cam­ UWM Art History Gallery acts. The Rave (2401W. Wiscon­ pus, North 13th 8c Clybourn (Room 154, Mitchell Hall, March 30: Compound Red, sin Ave., 342-RAVE) Up & Under Pub (1216 E. Sts., 288-1669) 3203 N. Downer Ave., 229- Promise Ring and Vitreous March 29: The Invaders CD Brady St, 276-2677) Through March 30: Esteban 5070) Humor. Release Party with Gangster Every Monday: Rick Holmes Vicente Collages 1950-1994 Through March 31: Modern April 2: Cathedral, Trouble Fun plus Isaac Green and The Jam Session. and Asta: Julius Bissier's Bias/Contemporary View­ and Feck. Skalars. Every Wednesday: Delta Blues Painted Vessels. points, 45 examples of mod­ March 31: Concert and Show. ern and contemporary art, Linneman's Riverwest Dance Party with All 4 One. Every Thursday: Blues Dis­ Milwaukee Art Museum spanning almost 150 years, (1001 E. Locust St., 263-9844) ciples. (750 N. Lincoln Memorial Dr., from the collection of Milwau­ Every Sunday: Will Branch 224-3220) kee architect!. Thomas Maher Trio. Riverside Theater (116 W. Through April 14: A History III. Every Monday: Royce Hall Wisconsin Ave., 224-3000) of Photography from the Per­ and Friends. April 4: Blues Blast'96 pre- manent Collection, in the UWM Art Museum (3253 Segel Gallery, includes selec­ N. Downer Ave., 229-5070) tions from the museum's pho­ Through March 31: Home­ tography collection spanning land: Historic Photographs of from the mid-19th century to the North of Ireland, 1900- the present. 1935. Through April 21: German , \fClNTIMATE collaborative artists Anna and UWM Fine Arts Center Bernhard Blume share their (2400 E. Kenwood Blvd., 229- photography and sculpture 5070) installations ofGerma n domes­ Through March 31: Student tic life gone out of control. Scholarship Show. Women's Intramural Basketball Playoffs Through April 28: Collec­ tively Speaking: African- American Art from Area Col­ MU5IC lections in the Journal/Lubar Galleries. Milwaukee Public Museum Cathedral of St. John (802 Playoffs (800 W. Wells St., 278-2751) N. Jackson St., 273-7206) Through 1996: The Glory March 30: Gregorian Chant That Was Glass: Nineteenth Choir of Spain, 8 p.m. Panther WS 25 Century Decorative Art, in the Erwin C. Uihlein Decorative The Coffee House (631 N. Fers 10 Arts Gallery. More than 300 19th St., 744-FOLK) glass pieces, including Victo­ March 29. Songwriter Alex rian overlay, European Lumilsky with opening act, VB Babes 38 enamel, Art Nouveau and poet Timothy Kloss, 8:30 p.m. American cut glass, are on dis­ March 30: Fingerstyle gui­ Hawaiian Punch 29 play. tarist Benjamin Woolman, 8:30 p.m. The Silver Paper Gallery (217 N. Broadway, 273-7737) ComedySportz (126 N. Finals Panther WS 38 VB Babes 17 GOOD-BYE NICKS.

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(414) 964-2850 ©1995 S.C. Johnson & Son, Inc. All rights reserved. Panthers regroup on the road with three victories Freshman Scott Strutz provides lift off the bench in place of injured hitter Ryan Dudley By Steve Koenig Tom Deppe. started to take its toll on the meeting in Quincy, Illinois, ing for a starting job." Although the scoreswere not Panthers last Friday when they against the Hawks in an MIVA Deppe added thatsetter Mike Making the most of what they available, the Panthers added journeyed to Teikyo, IA, to face match. This was the match Kopesky did a great job at his had, the University of Wiscon­ to the MTVA's success against Marycrest, a team the Panthers Deppe said was the most impor­ position. sin-Milwaukee men's volleyball Clarke, beating them easily in have had great success against tant of the trip. According to Deppe, Strutz's team overcame a lack of players three games. "We needed to show thatwe performance and attitude are and a tough road trip to win "Clarke's a small team, so ki We needed to show can win the conference matches important, because it looks as if RyanT)udley will be out longer three of four matches in the naturally their blocking is not that we can win the on the road," he said. Midwest this weekend. very good," Deppe said. The Panthers came out fir­ than expected due to a sprained conference matches With a couple of players out Then the Panthers faced Tri- ing in the first two games and ankle. on the road. with injuries and others study­ State of Indiana, a team that disposed of the Hawks 15-11 The action from the week­ ing for important exams, the had given the Panthers trouble -UWM Head Coach and 15-7. end left the Panthers with a Panthers took only the mini­ in the past couple of seasons, Tom Deppe Quincy used the support of record of 10-7, including 54 in mum of six players to Clarke scored a sweep over the Thun­ » its fans and the inexperience of theMTVA. College in Iowa Thursday for der. Again, the scores were not This time would be a differ­ the Panther reserves to take the Saturday will mark the final two matches. available. ent story, however, as Marycrest third game 15-9 before the Pan­ home match of the season, as First up was the host team, "Tri-State looked good," had an easy time beating the thers came back to take the the Panthers battle Ball State. Clarke, a team that other mem­ Deppe said. They had us against Panthers 154, 15-13, and 15-8. fourth game 15-8. Deppe said that the match could bers of the Midwestern the wall in one of the games, but The defeat left a bad taste in Deppe said that two players draw the biggest crowd in UWM Intercollegiate Volleyball Asso­ we played loose and came back Deppe's mouth. in particular did quite well dur­ men's volleyball history. ciation have handled easily, ac­ for the win." They had a better match ing the trip. "Both teams will bring along cording to Panther head coach The grind of the road trip than we did," Deppe said, "but "Bill Cornelius did a great a lot of fans," he said. "State has then they played the "na, na, job blocking and hitting," he a few players from Wisconsin, hey, hey, goodbye" song. And said. "Eveiything seemed to go so their folks will be here to root they heckled us pretty hard, down for him. It was as if he for them, and this is a big match too.We won't lose to them were hitting 1.000. for us, so we'll have a lot of folks again." "Scott Strutz played solid, here rooting for us." A few more players joined especially in hitting. The way The match takes place at 7:30 EXPERIENC the Panthers for a Saturday he's hitting now, he's challeng­ p.m. at the Klotsche Center.

150 COLLEGE STUDENT POSITIONS OPEN Hey Shannon, thanks! • EXCELLENT WAGES • Despite playing for only two seasons, • PERFORMANCE BONUS Shannon Smith made a lasting impression • REASONABLE HOUSING BySteveZitnmerman Contact- Karen PoPPe 48 HOUR WORK WEEK Five years of countless prac­ Wall Drug • SWIMMING POOL ROX 401 tices and endless drills are finally 57790 over for University of Wisconsin- *^« ATTHE Milwaukee forward Shannon WORLD-FAMOUS Smith. The 6Toot-5 graduate stu- dentfrom Brown Deer has moved on from roster player to UWM annals. Although his days in a Panther uniform were short-lived, Smith made alastingimpression on cam­ pus and won't be soon forgotten: he's stood as a figurehead for the Does someone else's drinking/drug university, and a role model to his community and fellow students abuse make you want to scream? during his East-Side stay as a con­ summate student-athlete. His emphasis on maintaining a balance between academics and athletes sets him apartfrom many student-athletes. ShannonSmith, the student, graduated last May with a 3.46 grade point average in community education and is en­ rolled in his second semester of graduate school Shannon Smith, the Preseason All-Midwestern Collegiate Con­ ference forward, was named to Come to an the GTE/CoSIDA Academic All- District V team for the second Alcohol/Drug Abuse straight season in February and is a candi­ date for the Academic All-America team Awareness Meeting that will be announced later this month. Every Tuesday 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm Last season was a banner year for Smith. He was nothing short of sensational in his first Every Wednesday 2:00 pm - 3:00 pm season with the Panthers and began his UWM UWM Student Union career in impressive fashion: scoring 32 points, See Schedule of Events for room number eight rebounds, and fivesteal s in his first game. For more information, call Morris Health Center-229-6668 Smith CONTINUED ON 9^ MARCH 28, 1996 THE UVViVl POST PACE 9

UWM Baseball: Smith/ true class act CONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 Offense awakes against Butler From that point on, everyone in his left knee early on, missing knew Shannon Smith was a spe­ three weeks of practice and three By Rick Klauer close in o,- 5r> A \r~-*. ^ hits in six innings. cial player. Three years earlier, gamesinDecember. Smith'ssoon- This was the 11th time this Smith was Marquette's prized re­ tobe stellar season wasn't pan­ The University of Wiscon­ inning, but couldn't steal the season diat the Panthers have cruit fromWhitefis h Bay Domini­ ning out The infusion of a new sin-Milwaukee baseball team win. n-^.H-fkl • f-ason can High School; after his first headcoach, anewdefensive game split a doubleheaderwith But­ Ramminger went two-for-four outing he looked like the next plan and competition in the start­ ler University last Sunday in in die game, and had one run field conditions. UWM standout ing rotation that greeted him be­ Indianapolis, losing die first batted in and one run scored. UWM missed its first two That season, Smith exploded fore the season started were more game by a 64 margin, but games of the season in a back onto the Division I basket­ adjustments Smith had to deal winning the second game in Monday doub: gainst ball scene with with along with his injury. a 104 rout Butler 5, UWM 4 Creighton L .v on 661 points and a The result? The high-scoring UWM first baseman Jak In a game that was origi­ March 5 because of cold flashy 24.5 scor­ Smith was reduced to a recover­ Kraus, who is still ou t to prove nally supposed to be played as weather. The Pandiers dien ing average, the ing reserve swingman. diat he s one of die !>est power part of a doubleheader on missed two more additional 10th- highest After a slow start, Smith fin­ hitters in the Midwestern Col­ March 23, the UWM baseball games againsi. Creighton fcw scoring average ished the year averaging 11.3 legiate Conference, showed team (2-10) fell to Butler Uni­ the same reason on March in the nation. points and 4.0 rebounds. everyone on Sunday diat he versity (6-6) for the second 19. All four games were sup­ Heshowedhe After 51 games, Smith ranks still has what it takes to be the time this season by a 54 score posed to be played in Omaha, could do more among the top scorers in school best. Kraus nailed his fourth Monday in Indianapolis. Neb. Smith than just light up history (18th) with 941 points. It's home run of die season to lift The doubleheader, which On March 21, UWM came the scoreboard. He could give it a thespeedmwhichSmith amassed UWM (2-9) over MCC rival was originally scheduled for home for a game against Car­ workout Smith scored over 30 his 941 points that stands out He Buder <5-6). last Saturday, was postponed dinal Suitch, but that game points eight times last season, in­ averaged 18.4 points per game Panther shortstop Jason because of snowy conditions. had to be called off because cluding a career-high 38 points over two seasons and holds the Wesemann knocked in three The Panthers at: bull­ of a wet field at Lincoln Park. against Northeastern Illinois. second-highest scoring season in of his own runs with three dogs dien managed to resched­ Cold weadier was also to He also received the Arthur school history with his 661-point doubles in a direenfor-five hit­ ule die games for March 2$, blame for the cancellation of Ashe Jr. Award for academic outburst in 1994-95. ting performance. UWM but after die conclusion of die UWM's game against Notre achievement by a minority from Looking back, Smith demon­ pitcher Rob Becker (2-1) held first game, the second game of Dame on March 26, and the Black Issues in Higher Education strated the ability to consistently back die Bulldogs, giving up die day was called off due to doubleheader scheduled magazine. recuperate from adversity. He only six hits and four runs for cold weather. against Northern Iowa on He brought a spotlight to a played under three different his second complete game. UWM's Jak Kraus had an- March 27. program that was enduring one coaches during his collegiate ca­ In die first game of die other spectacular perfor­ Of the 11 games that the of it's worst seasons in school his­ reer, going back tohi s Marquette doubleheader, UWM hurler mance, going two-for-diree in Panthers have missed, the tory. UWM set the all-time mark days, and still managed to play at Mike Casper struggled die first game against die Bull­ makeup game against Butler for losses in a season (24). Smith a high level and excel in the class­ through the second and third dogs widi three rum batted in. was die first one that die team was the team's star and arguably room. innings and gave up six runs, The Panther outfielder is now has replayed. UWM is sched­ the top collegiate player in the Shannon Smith may not have before he finally settled down batting a healthy .324 this sea­ uled to play back-to-back city, receiving national attention led the Panthers to a conference and held the Bulldogs score­ son. UWM pitcher Brett Riley double headers on the road for his torrid scoring pace, and title this year or play professional less for the rest of the day. took the loss in die game, giv­ against Cleveland State on looked to the off-season to turn basketball, but he has used his The Pandiers managed to ing up five earned runs and 11 March 30 and 31. his scoring into more victories. athletic career as a steppingstone Instead, the injury bug bithim. for his future. And that is a path Smith was hampered by tendinitis many others should follow.

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SPORTS MEDICINE P ERFORJVtAls'CE OLD rAlMIONtD THE CM POST CENTER HAMBURGERS. Y'SEE, IT'S LIKE THIS. WE KEEP SENDING BUT WHEN THEY GET It's not that hard AMERICA NEEDS A POLITICIANS TO WASHINGTON THERE, INSTEAD OF Old habits die hard, and while student government hacks have PRESIDENT WHO WILL WHO PROMISE TO DEAL ACTUALLY BALANCING figured out that the current Union Policy Board structure is inviable, WITH THE DEFICIT... THE BUDGET, THEY BALANCE THE BICKER OVER HOW they are still groggily coming around to the idea that the Board itself FEDERAL TO DO IT. is practically useless. Spare it no profit; kill it, no loss. BUDGET. UPB met last Friday, a rarity, and the Board voted to seek a / suspension of today's elections indefinitely. The Board seems unrjerturbed at the loss of democratic legitimacy such a move entails. UPB is in a state of red alert, politely referred to within the board as an "interim period" where its members have decided to spend the summer trying to find a new structure and a new purpose. As Student Association Senate vice president protemp David Blanchard later noted, every UPB member-including himself- recognizes the need for change. HECK, I'M STARTING In a measure ofjust how useless the UPB has become, its actingchair FRIENDS, AMERICA WANTS MY OWN POLITICAL Shabana Motlani proposed putting off for a year the annual student SOMEONE WHO'LL GET PARTY, AND I DON'T THE JOB DONE. ...MY WAY. organization office allocation review that is her main job as Building EVEN CARE WHO OUR IT DOESN'T CARE HOW. NOMINEE IS. AS LONG Chair. The Board unanimously rejected the motion and opted to have LET'S JUST DO IT! AS IT'S SOMEONE WHO the Adniinistration begin distributing applications while a makeshift WILL GET THINGS DONE procedure for reviewing them is developed. Right after this display of her incompetence, the Board voted to raise her pay to reflect her acting chairmanship. On Sunday, the Student Association Senate debated the future of UPB and determined the issue was too complex for them (!). A proposed referendum would allow students to change UPB into a "regular university committee" and eliminate officer pay. Blanchard said the UPB should be allowed to work out its own destiny, noting what hecalled a"large studentmajority"on the body (read "54") .Sen. Aleks Skibicki noted the obvious conflict this entailed - and the abdication of responsibility by SA. All this confusion is unseemly. It's really quite simple, people. Get rid of it and put a committee in its place. The UPB's main function for 40 years has been developing policies for the Union as the need arises, a task similar to that of a hundred other Putting business in its place specialized policy-rnaking committees on campus. None of those have By Scott Greer investment and neither cares for much beyond paid officers, Union suites, or the inflated sense of selfimportance that profit. has afflicted UPB. America is discovering that life under the So, a better business model is in the United Instead of convening silly study commissions to spend the next year unfettered free market hurts. What medicine is Airlines buyout, where employees gained a large examining in turn each speck of nonsense to emerge over years of requested? Business ethics and a puzzling expres­ share of the air carrier's shares. Employees are less UPB's petty power struggles, instead of hunting for new ways towast e sion of faith in good intentions. likely to up and move to a different country, and student money on Union adniinistration, the SA should ask what The pressure for this is apparent 95 percent of are more likely to force management into treating students really need and who can best serve them. Then the solution the public told BusinessWeek pollsters that "corpora­ a business like the common enterprise it should presents itself immediately - a student-faculty committee should tions ... owe something to their workers and to the be. Tax codes should be revised to shift all or most develop policy, while student advocacy and adniinistration solely communities in which they operate, and they should financial burdens from majority-employee-owned affecting students should go back to the SA. That happens to be the sometimes sacrifice some profit for the sake of firms to shareholder firms, thus creating incentive proposal that will go to student referendum if the SA has the sense to making things better for their workers and commu­ for firms to have longer-run, employee-friendly pass it next week. nities." Needless to say, respondents were not im­ perspectives. Employees should be able to choose Letter: pressed with the behavior of modern American the board by direct vote, thus controlling the business. business in a meaningful way. While it would certainly be nice to have business The second part of the equation is to choose The value of AOC behave in such a socially responsible way, it is certain spheres of life that are not for the market To the editors: whisding in the wind to demand it of business. Health care systems exist to heal us and prevent Your editorial, "A Good Place toCut " from your edition ofFeb. 29, Business is here to make profits. The last 300 illness, not to fill the wallets of clever marketing demonstrates a formidable ignorance, both of the Academic Oppor­ years of capitalism have been the story of the executives. School systems should be about edu­ tunity Center (AOC) and the purpose ofUWM. An attack on theAOC, progressive destruction of the mechanisms that cating children and creating American citizens, it contains fundamental errors. Let us look at a few: restrained the market The United States has been not keeping school operators and smart exploiters You say that AOC "was created to recruit and help minority ahead of the rest of the globe in this respect We see like Whitue Communications going. students." Wrong! AOC is available to all. Fewer than half its students the actions of the market in the progressive take­ Thus, we should simply try to keep the profit- are minorities, and while many went to inner-city schools, a large over of private industry in areas like health care and focused, MBA-heavy structure of the market out of fraction comes from the North Shore suburbs and other areas education, where entrepreneurs seeking profit and some areas of our life. Today, policymakers ob­ throughout the metropolitan district AOC's mission is to identify free-market believers impose market discipline on sessed with the market wander through policies prospective students with the ability to do university4evel work who for people who believed care, or education, was the hunting for applications of the market no matter some reason do not meet UWM's admission standards, and to help primary value. how much damage its corrosive effects might have them succeed after admission. We see it mainly in the lack of social concern on social institutions. They are reminiscent of the You also suggest that AOC's function could be better done at places shown by business. It contributes nothing to a small child with a hammer - suddenly everything like MATC, implying that AOC students are not doing unrversity4evel quarterly stock quotation to make the environment looks like a nail. work. In fact AOC students take the same courses as other UWM cleaner or give employees better health insurance Third, we should continue with schemes such as students. There are a small number of special AOC sections in which than is needed to keep them on board. So, consid­ pollution credits and pollution-abatement pro­ each instructor has a class assistant to ensure that every student has ering that a business is an enterprise that exists to grams, which provide financial incentives to busi­ access to individual help. AOC students also have their own academic make profits for its owners, it has no incentive to do ness to reduce antisocial behavior. Such incentives advisors who track them closely. Those who do not succeed in the such things. can extend to increased tax credits on training and program are dropped like any other UWM students. AOC has had an Instead of plaintively requesting better behav­ ideas mooted around Washington of taking as impressive success record in its 20 years of existence, giving thousands ior of Exxon and Eli Lilly, we should concentrate on taxable income the wages saved in one year by of students an opportunity to graduate from college. developing an economy which either harnesses or layoffs of a profitable corporation. Pollution, for None of this is worth doing, however, according to your editorial. stops sociopathic business activities. example, is wasted resources, so there might be The "prime" goal of UWM, you say, is to sponsor faculty research, the The first part of the strategy is that a shareholding ways to promote eco-friendly manufacturing other results of which can be passed down tostudents . Whose elitist definition economy should become a stakeholding economy. than regulation. of the university is this? UWM's central mission is to serve the people Right now, the richest 10 percent of the population Rather than implore business to improve its of Milwaukee and southeastern Wisconsin by making higher educa­ holds three-quarters of investment instruments. communities, invest for the future, care for its tion available tothe m near where they live and at a reasonable cost This Business writers like Peter Drucker argue that "we" workforce, and not soil our earth, let us consider requires, among other things, an active, competent faculty which is own the economy, through pension plans - yeah ways to make business do it for its own benefit involved in research as well as teaching. Itdoesnotmean that programs right 60 percentof the population have no pension Rather than ask HMOs and for-profit school op­ to serve our students, our first priority, and to offer teaming to all who plans, and their ethos of quick return does nothing erators to please not abandon professional ethics, can benefitfrom it "matter littte,"in your dismissive phrase. The truth to turn pension plans into constructive forces in the simply resolve that areas of public concern and is that AOC's work is truly in harmony with what should be our economy. Even if blue-collar pension funds are ethical demands should best be done by demo­ overriding purpose here. more appealing than Donald Trump, both support cratically accountable, ethically responsible ways Sincerely, quick returns at the expense of civic values and that the market cannot provide. 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I understand that —- MARCH 28, 1996 PAGE 12 THE UWM POST Video/ the Avenger uncovers more top-notch gems • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 6 stores! She's a spoiled rich kid! Sure, it's one of those "love land, where they split up. En­ but the movie is disjointed and How will these two ever get on the run" flicks, but it sits gland moves in with a girl who confusing. Originality is good, ously twisted comedy featuring along? It's wacky, sweet and comfortably in the middle. It's disappears. Then England ex­ but Venus Risingis too creative Alex Winter, Brooke Shields, action-filled fun, all rolled up nowhere near as good as Love periences virtual reality. for its running time, and ends Megan Ward, Randy Quaid, into one! and a .45 or Guncrazy (either There's a lot of VRstuff, but up with the viewer staring at Michael Stoyanov, Mr. T, Bob Anyway, the two are being version), but it's a good deal it never really seems to have the screen with a "what-the- Goldthwait and Keanu Reeves tracked by FBI agentM. Emmet better than The Chase or Mad much to do with what's going hell" look as the credits roll. as Ortiz, the Dog Boy. Fairchild's Walsh, who's got a few prob­ Love. A movie to fold laundry on with the story. In the real Grades: part basically amounted to say­ lems of his own. There are by. world, entire segments of the Body Chemistry 3: C+ ing "Is that... your litde troll?" some twists and turns involv­ And lasdy, Venus Rising fea­ movie seem to be missing, leav­ Test Tube Teens: B And now, the boom begins ing the Border Patrol and tures one of those plots that ing you to fill in the gaps of Freaked: A again. Locane's ex-boyfriend, but it's you need a diagram to follow. time and logic. Fairchild plays Criminal Hearts: C In Criminal Hearts, Kevin nothing that hasn't been done Audie England (an excellent the owner of the club where Venus Rising: D Dillon and Amy Locane (The before. Fairchild has a 20-sec- newcomer) and Costas England gets a waitressingjob. girlfriend in Airheads) play lov­ ond part at the end of the film Mandylor play a pair of prison The cast, which also in­ ers on the run. He's a two-bit as a district attorney and gets colony escapees in the future. cludes Billy Wirth, Joel Grey KISS/ thief who holds up mob-run third billing. They make it to a tourist is­ and Meredith Salenger, is fine, the music continues T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5

wanted to join in on the fun, but were prevented from do­ ing so because of legal hassles, included; Madonna, Soundgarden and Megadeth. When rumblings were heard regarding the recent KISS unplugged show, many fans scoffed. Just another 70s band reuniting, it was said. Recent reunions of Yes, Plant and Page, and Pink Floyd were less than refreshing and of­ fered nothing new. So what could KISS possibly have to offer this time around? Plenty. The band sounds more lively than it has in 10 years, and the music on KISS Un- pluggedsounds as fresh as ever. The disc's lead track, "Com­ ing Home," is pure pop, which is KISS at its best. And when Simmons spits out the chorus on "Plaster Caster," it's impos­ sible not to smile. Other gems include: "Sure Know Some­ thing," the long-forgotten "A World Without Heroes," and "See You Tonight." But the real pleasure of the disc are the last four tunes, which feature the original four members of KISS perforating together for the first time in 15 years. It's as if the band has taken their fans back through time on "2,000 Man," and "Beth." And when Eric Singer and Bruce Kuiick join the original members for "Nothing To Lose" and "Rock And Roll All Nite," the place turns into one big party. And that's what KISS is all about. They may not be com­ pletely original or the hippest band around, but they must be doing something right to last this long. And from the looks of it, the band still has a lot left to offer.

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