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BY PAUL MILES Copyright © 2010 Paul Miles This edition © 2010 Omnibus Press (A Division of Music Sales Limited) Cover and book designed by Fresh Lemon ISBN: 978.1.84938.404.9 Order No: OP 53427 The Author hereby asserts his/her right to be identified as the author of this work in accordance with Sections 77 to 78 of the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage or retrieval systems, without permission in writing from the publisher, except by a reviewer who may quote brief passages. Exclusive Distributors Music Sales Limited, 14/15 Berners Street, London, W1T 3LJ. Music Sales Corporation, 257 Park Avenue South, New York, NY 10010, USA. Macmillan Distribution Services, 56 Parkwest Drive Derrimut, Vic 3030, Australia. Printed by: Gutenberg Press Ltd, Malta. A catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library. 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Contents Introduction: Why Do Rock Stars Pull The Hotties? ..................................4 The Rock Stars ..........................................................................................................................................6 Beauty & Attraction .........................................................................................................................18 Clothing & Lingerie ........................................................................................................................35 Copulation ..................................................................................................................................................43 Daring Locations ................................................................................................................................53 Dating & Courtship .........................................................................................................................62 Divorce ...........................................................................................................................................................77 Drugs & Alcohol (& Impotence) ..................................................................................... 88 Enlargements & Extensions ...............................................................................................103 Fetishes & Fantasies ..................................................................................................................... 116 Foreplay & Arousal .........................................................................................................................127 Groupies .....................................................................................................................................................139 Hygiene & Grooming ..................................................................................................................153 Kissing & Caressing ....................................................................................................................165 Marriage ....................................................................................................................................................173 Masturbation (Autoeroticism) .........................................................................................184 Money for Sex .......................................................................................................................................193 One Night Stands ............................................................................................................................202 Oral Sex .......................................................................................................................................................210 Romancing & Winning Hearts .........................................................................................219 Safe Sex (Contraceptives & STDs) ...............................................................................229 Sexual Preference (Hetero & Homo) ........................................................................239 Technique Improvements ....................................................................................................249 Toys & Tools ...........................................................................................................................................252 Virginity ..................................................................................................................................................... 261 Preferred Partner Profile ......................................................................................................270 Acknowledgements ......................................................................................................................272 About the Author ..............................................................................................................................272 IntroduCTION: W R Hy DO OCK STARS PuLL THE HOTTIES? “ Therageous most out was probably when a chick jumped up onstage and blew me while we were playing” IntroduCTION 5 All over the modern world, there are millions of people either playing in bands or as solo artists. Most are just dabbling in it; some are putting their all into trying to ‘make it’. But the odds of success are incredibly low (just as AC/DC dutifully educated us in the lyrics to ‘It’s a Long Way to the Top’.) Music is a tough industry and it seems to be getting even tougher to earn a decent living as a rock’n’roll musician. Those that fail in the pursuit typically look for more secure employment and dabble again on the side, often hoping they’ll get another shot. For those that do make it and get to play in a rock band that tours the world, fame awaits. And with this fame comes power – and what an aphrodisiac power is! When a rock star takes the stage and strikes an opening guitar chord, or thumps a familiar drum beat, or wails through the microphone “Hello [insert city name Rock here]”, the cheers and screams from thousands of concert-goers reverberate O around the venue. A performing rock star has the power to make each person in Hy D their crowd smile and be happy, make them lose themselves in the moment, and W make them feel fantastic – even euphoric. ll This creates instantaneous high-level interest within many of the opposite sex Pu and they want to get closer. Many go weak at the knees, buckling to the power Stars ? of the rock star under the spotlight. It’s a big turn-on, subconsciously or not. Thus the logic extends that if a) you’re able to meet the rock star, b) there’s otties a mutual attraction, c) you get it on with them, and d) you keep the relationship H going, then your life is going to be pretty damn cool and full of satisfaction. The Knowing that countless other people also desire this from the rock star brings out the competitive juices and increases the magnetism. The allure of their fame can also turn rational, well-balanced humans into crazed psychos on heat. It also attracts other undesirables along the way. So it’s no wonder the rock star has ‘people’ that act as a filter designed to only let the most all-round attractive prospects through to the rock star’s domain. But this only amplifies the challenge for some. (You’ll get to learn plenty of tips for this shortly.) Knowing that rock stars only allow the best-of-the-best into their world – people who are primed to please – means they’re revered as powerful stars that experience amazing sexual situations that others can only dream about. But what is their world really like? Well, that’s the question this book answers: it gives you backstage access into the real lives of rock stars and what they actually see, try, experience and recommend when it comes to every aspect of sex. It’s part eroticism, part rock biography, part comedy and part self-help. But be warned: chances are you’ll find yourself in a future sexual situation and at least one of the tips from this book will likely come to mind! (I hope it’s a good one.) So slap that VIP pass on and follow me as I host your entertaining Q&A session with twenty-three international rock stars that are ready to share their ideas and thoughts on all of their sexual instincts, urges and experiences with you. SEX TIPS FROM ROCK STARS TEH ROCK STARS “ Iing fuck hate condoms. They’re a necessary evil, but condoms are for guys with short hair!” 1. Acey Slade (Murderdolls/Dope) 2. Adde (Hardcore Superstar) 3. Allison Robertson (The Donnas) 4. Andrew W.K. 5. Blasko (Ozzy Osbourne/Rob Zombie) 6. Brent Muscat (Faster Pussycat) 7. Bruce Kulick (Kiss/Grand Funk Railroad) The 8. Chip Z’Nuff (Enuff Z’Nuff) Stars 9. Courtney Taylor-Taylor (The Dandy Warhols) Rock 10. Danko Jones 11. Doug Robb (Hoobastank) 12. Evan Seinfeld (Biohazard) 13. Ginger (The Wildhearts) 14. Handsome Dick Manitoba (The Dictators/MC5) 15. James Kottak (Scorpions/Kingdom Come) 16. Jesse Hughes (Eagles of Death Metal) 17. Jimmy Ashhurst (Buckcherry) 18. Joel O’Keeffe (Airbourne) 19. Lemmy (Motörhead) 20. Nicke Borg (Backyard Babies) 21. Rob Patterson (Korn/Otep) 22. Toby Rand (Juke Kartel) 23. Vazquez (Damone) 8 SEX TIPS FROM ROCK STARS ACE y SLADE (b 1974) Acey Slade is a multi-talented rock star hailing from Pennsylvania, USA. After fronting the Vampire Love Dolls, he joined