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12:00 pm GAME 2 12:00 pm GAME 8 2:00 pm GAME 14 (Seattle #2) v (Seattle #1) v Loser Game 1 v Minnesota RollerGirls ( #4) Winner Game 3 Loser Game 8

2:00 pm GAME 3 2:00 pm GAME 9 4:00 pm GAME 15 | London Rollergirls (Malmö #3) v Loser Game 3 v 3RD PLACE (Dallas #3) Loser Game 5 Loser Game 11 v Loser Game 12 4:00 pm GAME 4 4:00 pm GAME 10 (Dallas #2) v Loser Game 4 v 6:00 pm GAME 16 | Rat City Rollergirls (Seattle #4) Loser Game 6 CHAMPION Winner Game 11 v 6:00 pm GAME 5 6:00 pm GAME 11 Winner Game 12 Victorian Roller Derby League Winner Game 5 v (Dallas #1) v Winner Game 1 Winner Game 6 7:30 pm AWARDS CEREMONY 8:00 pm GAME 6 8:00 pm GAME 12 (Malmö #2) v Winner Game 7 v Winner Game 2 Winner Game 8 SEATTLE 1 SEED

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A Letter From WFTDA On behalf of the WFTDA Board of Directors, Officers, and staff, I am excited to welcome you to the 2017 International WFTDA Championships in .

Once again, the WFTDA will be hosting non-stop, nail-biting games and teams from all around the world in a truly dynamic show of athleticism, drive, and passion for the sport of roller derby.

We believe roller derby can bring people together in ways that are real, strong, athletic, and revolutionary and this is evident in how the love of flat track has grown globally. We believe that this community of sport can impact individuals, cities, countries, and the world in so many positive ways.

We know our community of fans, announcers, skaters, coaches, photographers, volunteers, and officials put in countless hours for flat track derby because they believe that roller derby makes us all stronger and better for being a part of this great game.

Take the time to say hi and thank you to our amazing hosts, , and all of their volunteers, without them none of this would be possible.

Enjoy your time in Philadelphia and we’ll see y’all trackside!

Suzy Slam WFTDA Tournaments Manager

PAGE 4 | 2017 International WFTDA Championships | PHILADELPHIA SEATTLE 2 SEED About the WFTDA The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association—comprising 404 member leagues and 54 apprentice leagues—is the international governing body for the sport of women’s flat track roller derby and a membership organization for leagues to collaborate and network. The WFTDA sets standards for rules, seasons, and safety, and determines guidelines for the national and international athletic competitions of member leagues.

The WFTDA is governed by a seven-member, volunteer Board of Directors: MOLLY STENZEL “MASTER BLASTER” STACIE LARKIN “TEENIE MEANIE” Sacred City Derby Girls President Treasurer

ELLEN STERN ZIENTEK “F-BOMB” TIM WOLFF “DIRE WOLFF” Rose City Rollers GO-GO Gent Roller Derby Vice President Member-at-Large

dedi hubbard “deadeye knight” VICTORIA GONZALEZ “TACOCAT” Garden State Rollergirls Second Vice President Member-at-Large

JENNIFER DE VAAL “FURRROCIOUS” Amsterdam Roller Derby Secretary

The WFTDA also has nine staff members:

CASSIE HAYNES SUE NALLY “SUZY SLAM” Executive Director Tournaments Manager

KAREN KUHN “BONES” KATHARINA BOHNERT Chief Programs Officer “CATHERINE BEAT-HER BONEZ” Education Programs Manager

ERICA “HH” VANSTONE RACHEL NOVAK Chief Media Officer Tournaments Logistics Coordinator

LESLEY WACHSMANN SHELLI WIGGINS “TOSS’ER ASSOUT” Director of Operations and Finance Chief Operating Officer WFTDInc and Director of WFTDA Insurance

JENNA CLOUGHLEY “MIA CULPRIT” Director of Marketing and Communications

PAGE 6 | 2017 International WFTDA Championships | PHILADELPHIA SEATTLE 3 SEED THE RULES Guest Code of Conduct The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association strives to provide a safe and satisfying event for everyone in attendance by seeking your compliance with our Guest Code of Conduct. We ask for your assistance in creating an environment that is free of:

• Abusive or foul language and obscene gestures directed • Prohibited entry items such as outside food and beverage, toward other guests, venue employees, tournament staff and weapons, non-service animals, air horns, vuvuzelas, volunteers, players, coaches, and officials. megaphones, and laser pointers, and other items deemed inappropriate, harmful, or hazardous by tournament staff. • Guests who are disruptive to the event or impair other guests’ enjoyment. • Guests without proper authorization or credentials entering or attempting to enter restricted areas. • Intoxicated or drug-impaired individuals. • Banners or signs that obstruct the view of guests, obscure • Smoking, except in designated areas (located outside of sponsor advertising, contain objectionable subject matter, or the arena). are commercial in nature. The WFTDA and the venue reserve the right to remove any banner or sign at any time. • Professional cameras, video cameras, and audio recorders ARE PROHIBITED without prior authorization and proper credentials. Guests not abiding by this Guest Code of Conduct are subject to ejection from the venue. In the event that you are refused entry into or requested to leave the venue for failure to comply with the Guest Code of Conduct or follow the venue regulations, you will not be entitled to a replacement or refund for your ticket. Entry to the venue shall constitute acceptance of the Guest Code of Conduct and venue regulations. Tournament Rules • All purses, bags, and cases are subject to search. • The WFTDA adheres to all ADA requirements pertaining to service animals. For the safety of our athletes, the WFTDA • In accordance with The ordinances, may impose limitations of access for service animals, as smoking, including e-cigarettes, is not permitted in all public permitted by the ADA, to maintain the safety of our athletes. areas at The Liacouras Center including the arena and concourse. • Service animals are permitted in areas spectators or ticketed public are allowed. For the safety of staff and skaters, service • Any item that is dangerous, hazardous and/or illegal, or that animals are not permitted on the track, or in backstage areas may be used as a weapon, compromise or otherwise interfere where athletes are on skates, at any time. with the enjoyment, comfort, or safety of any person or pose risk to security at the venue, or any other item that WFTDA • Neither The Liacouras Center, the WFTDA, nor Philly Roller event officials or The Liacouras Center officials determine Derby, will be liable for any loss, damage, or harm (of any (in their absolute discretion) may cause injury or public kind, including to any person or any property) arising from nuisance or inconvenience to any other person is your presence at the event and you agree that no claim, strictly prohibited. complaint, or proceeding will be brought in this regard. You are responsible for any property you bring to the event and • No animals other than guide, signal, or service animals (as such property is at your own risk. Your presence and/or defined by law) are allowed in The Liacouras Center. All movement in and around the event is at your own risk. sanitary needs for permitted animals are the responsibility of the customer. • The Liacouras Center is wheelchair accessible. If you require further accommodations, email [email protected].

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R. Rickel #55 Abombnabull #73 Ponyo Knees #81 Thumper Skull #83 CeeCee #90

RAT CITY ALL STARS Coach Dylan Botts Coach Vito Ramon

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/RATCITYROLLERGIRLS @RATCITYROLLERGIRLS PHOTOS BY R.L. ROBERTSON PHOTOGRAPHY Two 14-skater teams play two 30-minute periods. Each period consists of multiple "jams." Each jam is an opportunity for both teams to score points. A jam lasts two minutes unless the Lead Jammer calls it o herself. It is legal for a player to block her opponents with her hips, 1 Jammer. Blockers attempt to take the position most advantageous for In subsequent passes, Jammers rear, and shoulders. It is not their Jammer while setting up to block earn 1 point for each opposing player legal to block to the back, the opposing Jammer. Play starts with they pass legally. The opposing Blockers to trip, or to elbow a single whistle blast. will try to stop the Jammer, while helping their own Jammer through the pack. another skater. Players committing illegal actions go to the penalty box for 30 seconds while +1 +1 their team plays short. +1 +1 +1 During the rst pass, the rst Jammer to pass all in-play Blockers in the pack legally is Lead Jammer. Lead Jammer status is signaled by the ocials blowing two short whistle blasts and pointing at the Lead Jammer. 2014

Back Block Low Block Track Cut Jammers wear a star The Pivot is the The Blockers are on their helmets Blocker that wears simultaneously and are the scoring the stripe on her focused on stopping players for each head. She is the the opposing Jammer team. The Jammers only Blocker that from passing them attempt to pass the is allowed to accept and assisting their opponents as many a star pass from Jammer to pass the times as possible by the Jammer, thus opposing team’s sprinting around becoming the new Blockers. The pack is the track and Jammer and formed by the largest lapping the pack. gaining the ability group of Blockers with to score points. players from each team on the track. Out of Play Multiplayer Block Insubordination

The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA) is a membership association for

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1 SEED MALMÖ Hello From Philly Roller Derby Philly Roller Derby welcomes you to Philadelphia, the City of Brotherly Love. We are proud and very thrilled to be hosting the 2017 International WFTDA Championships!

Our city is dense with a lot of personality, all coming from the widely known neighborhoods of South Philly, West Philly, and Fishtown, just to name a few. Try a cheesesteak, run up the “Rocky steps”, check out a museum or two, walk around historic landmarks or just hang out at a corner bar all day— we won’t judge!

Stay a while and get to know our multifaceted city of creativity, great food, craft breweries galore, festivals, bumpin’ block parties, street performances, bike trails and lanes, lively music, theatre, art galleries and outdoor murals! We’re more than happy to welcome you to our city and hope you not only enjoy the amazing sport of roller derby while you’re here, but youse gotta live it up and check out all that Philly has to offer!

ABOUT PHILLY Established in 2005, Philly Roller Derby’s mission is simple: to promote health, athleticism, and leadership skills in people of all ages through roller derby training and competition. PRD is a skater-owned and operated roller derby league and strives to develop relationships with other nonprofit organizations and charities, and to support groups within the great city of Philadelphia and beyond. As a founding member of the WFTDA, we are honored to once again host the 2017 International WFTDA Championships.

From humble beginnings of penalty wheels, fishnets, and renting a roller rink in Camden NJ, PRD has evolved into 3 intramural teams, 2 travel teams (including the All-Star Liberty Belles), and 1 junior league organization with it’s own home in Germantown Philadelphia. Over the last decade, PRD has hosted 255 WFTDA sanctioned games between their annual East Coast Derby Extravaganza, 2009’s WFTDA Nationals (now International Championships) Declaration of Derby, and various other home games. The Liberty Belles have participated in post-season playoffs every year since 2007 and competed in all but four Championships.

Philly Roller Derby is composed of not only our adult skating members, but countless volunteers, officials, and juniors skaters who welcome you to Philadelphia for a weekend of unforgettable derby and fun times! For more info: phillyrollerderby.com

PAGE 12 | 2017 International WFTDA Championships | PHILADELPHIA For more info: phillyrollerderby.com WATSON- SIRIBOE GYPIN 22 91 MILE HIGH CLUB DENVERROLLERDERBY.ORG

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20 8 FACEBOOK.COM/DENVERROLLERDERBY ANGHEL EAGLE 50 S.H. LONG 3 MONKEY ALTITUDE COACH DIRT 831 DERBY GARTON BARRETT 37 28 WITH SUND KNOTS COACH 21 BLACKMAN GOTHBERG 212 THORNES 42 COACH LIPPY 98 TM

2 SEED MALMÖ Who Will Win the Keep in Touch BOOTY BASKET? with the WFTDA The Playoffs and Championships may be the highlight Get a Booty Basket Vendor Card at the WFTDA of the WFTDA season, but we’ve got news to share with merchandise table and stop by each vendor booth roller derby fans all season long! to get your card signed. • Stay up to date with all things WFTDA via WFTDA.com. Drop off your completed card back at the WFTDA • Relive the tournaments with archived footage on merchandise table and you’re automatically entered WFTDA.tv and keep an eye out for announcements to win! about next year’s WFTDA.tv season. Follow

@WFTDAlive for live tweets of WFTDA.tv events and DEADLINE Half time of the 3rd/4th place bout. look for highlight clips on our YouTube channel. WINNER will be drawn at HALF TIME of the 1st/2nd • Join the conversation on our social media communities. place game. The WFTDA is on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, Pinterest, and LinkedIn. Valued up to $500 in prizes! See wftda.com/connect. Winner must be present to win. • Want to “talk” to the announcers during Winner must be willing to have their photo the tournament, tweet them taken with the Booty Basket. at #Talk2WFTDA.

#WFTDAChamps #VisitPhilly #Philadelphia MALMÖ 3 SEED

#WFTDAChamps #VisitPhilly #Philadelphia ELIMINATION BRACKET Victorian Roller Derby League 1 Montréal Roller Derby GAME 5 3 Friday 6 PM GAME 1 Friday 10 AM 4 GAME 11 Saturday 6 PM Crime City Rollers PHILLY Denver Roller Derby 2 Angel City Derby Girls GAME 6 2 Friday 8 PM GAME 2 Friday 12 PM CHAMPION 4 GAME 16 Minnesota RollerGirls Sunday 6 PM Rose City Rollers 2ND PLACE 1 London Rollergirls GAME 8 Saturday 12 PM 3 3RD PLACE GAME 3 Friday 2 PM LOSER GAME 11 3 GAME 12 4TH PLACE Saturday 8 PM GAME 15 Arch Rival Roller Derby Gotham Girls Roller Derby Sunday 4 PM LOSER GAME 12 1 Texas Rollergirls GAME 7 2 Saturday 10 AM GAME 4 LOSER GAME 3 Friday 4 PM GAME 9 Saturday 2 PM 4 LOSER GAME 5 Rat City Rollergirls

LOSER GAME 4 GAME 10 Saturday 4 PM LOSER GAME 6 CONSOLATION GAMES LOSER GAME 2 GAME 13 Sunday 12 PM LOSER GAME 7 FRIDAY • SATURDAY • SUNDAY NOVEMBER 3-5 LOSER GAME 1 GAME 14 Hosted by Philly Roller Derby Sunday 2 PM WFTDA.com/Champs LOSER GAME 8 All game times are in Eastern Daylight Time on Friday and Saturday and in Eastern Standard Time on Sunday. ELIMINATION BRACKET Victorian Roller Derby League 1 Montréal Roller Derby GAME 5 3 Friday 6 PM GAME 1 Friday 10 AM 4 GAME 11 Saturday 6 PM Crime City Rollers PHILLY Denver Roller Derby 2 Angel City Derby Girls GAME 6 2 Friday 8 PM GAME 2 Friday 12 PM CHAMPION 4 GAME 16 Minnesota RollerGirls Sunday 6 PM Rose City Rollers 2ND PLACE 1 London Rollergirls GAME 8 Saturday 12 PM 3 3RD PLACE GAME 3 Friday 2 PM LOSER GAME 11 3 GAME 12 4TH PLACE Saturday 8 PM GAME 15 Arch Rival Roller Derby Gotham Girls Roller Derby Sunday 4 PM LOSER GAME 12 1 Texas Rollergirls GAME 7 2 Saturday 10 AM GAME 4 LOSER GAME 3 Friday 4 PM GAME 9 Saturday 2 PM 4 LOSER GAME 5 Rat City Rollergirls

LOSER GAME 4 GAME 10 Saturday 4 PM LOSER GAME 6 CONSOLATION GAMES LOSER GAME 2 GAME 13 Sunday 12 PM LOSER GAME 7 FRIDAY • SATURDAY • SUNDAY

LOSER GAME 1 NOVEMBER 3-5 GAMES CONSOLATION GAME 14 Hosted by Philly Roller Derby Sunday 2 PM WFTDA.com/Champs LOSER GAME 8 All game times are in Eastern Daylight Time on Friday and Saturday and in Eastern Standard Time on Sunday. philly roller derby JOIN. www.phillyrollerderby.com email: [email protected]

photo credit (above): TJ Chase Photography photo credit (5 below): Jeremy Wren

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CRIME CITY ROLLERS 999 POWER PUSSY 180 FENIX FORTSOMFAN 304 NAGGAN 610 ASS-MEANT HER SEXUAL 1 (C) ME BELOW 9 KIX 3 SOFIA PRINCE 53 DYKESTALKER 1337 TJUTET 0347 P HANNA 79 GOLDIEBLOCKS 48 GAB 27 BRICKEN 104 SPINOSAURUS BENCH COACH DIE DIE KING K KING PONYCAT 7 321 22 JUICY 100 HÅÅR (C) CURLY BENCH COACH MILF HARVEY THANK YOU

The biggest of thank yous to Niki Cash and JailBars for the long nights and countless emails, the endless planning and preparing, the last minute fire extinguishing, all to turn this crazy dream into a reality. We definitely could not have done this without you.

Tournament host liaisons: Niki Cash & JailBars Social Media coordinators: Sister Abigail & Eleanor Bruisevelt Hospitality coordinators: Traumagotchi & Bilt ta Spill Ticketing coordinators: GoreJess & SkaterDi Local marketing/advertising coordinator: Lights Out! Media coordinator: Evil Ka’Weezle Public relations coordinator: Infinite Zest Shipping/receiving coordinator: Paul Williams Volunteer coordinators: #mygirlsus & Voltairine de Sleyre Officials & NSO logistics coordinators:John Dilks & Baker Street G Head team wrangler/coordinator: Fully Addomatic Talent logistics coordinator: Rousey Local entertainment coordinators: Ginger Vitis & Herrmann Monster Safety coordinators: EZ Jamshidi & Roach Local sponsor coordinators: Russian Bayou & Stef Leopard Security coordinator: Wolf Production manager: Paul Williams

AFTER PARTY

FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY STANDARD TAP WOODY’S VOYEUR NIGHTCLUB 901 N 2nd St 202 S 13th St 1221 St James St Philadelphia, PA 19123 Philadelphia, PA 19107 Philadelphia, PA 19107 (215) 238-0630 (215) 545-1893 (215) 735-5772 www.standardtap.com woodysbar.com www.voyeurnightclub.com 10:00 PM - 2:00 AM 8:00 PM - 2:00 AM 8:00 PM - 3:30 AM Voyeur Nightclub is located Standard Tap has been one Welcome to the Gayborhood! across the street from Woody’s. of the OG Northern Liberties Saturday night’s after party will With 20,000 square feet across watering holes since 1999 with be held upstairs at Woody’s— three floors, we sure hope an extensive local tap selection one of Philadelphia’s most you’re not tired of dancing yet. and full menu served until 1 AM. recognizable LGBTQIA bars Chandeliers, lasers, light walls, an DJ spinning tunes upstairs all known for its drinks and dancing. illuminated runway dance floor, night. PRD’s own Niki Cash can Woody’s is an easy walk from the and hot dogs in the basement. usually be found here bartending host hotel or 10 minute SEPTA $10 gets you in before midnight! her way to your heart, except BSL ride from the venue. You WON’T want to be late to for tonight when she’ll be on the $5 from 8- 10 pm, $10 after 10 pm. this one! dance floor!

PAGE 20 | 2017 International WFTDA Championships | PHILADELPHIA DALLAS 1 SEED 2018 ecdx june 22-24 Hosted By philly roller derby sportsplex flat track feasterville, pa roller derby DALLAS 2 SEED SEED 12 DALLAS 3 SEED SKATING OFFICIALS Chiro Fracture ANNOUNCERS Danger Muffin Tournament Head Referee Darby O’Kill Tournament Head Announcer Umpire Strikes Back Doc Psycho Mr Whistler Collin DeShotz Doc Skinner Broadcast Announcers Darth Bling GalVatron Adam “AK” Kenyon Davie Darko geoknitter Biertrix Don Scoreleone Hoodie Double H Duke Skellington Iceman Lightning Slim Eric RAWK John Brawls Scarlet O’Hurtya Freddy Mercury Poisoning Kill C. Grammar Shady Hawkins Harm N Killabrew Mask Her Raid Wilhelm Scream Mortricia Interrobang Yerdehd Broadcast Producers Rabid Derby Fan Izzy Demented Amy Jo Moore Reed d’Rulz Jesse Jackass Justice Feelgood Marshall Julius Seizure Rex Blocker Val Kyria Kat A Killzem Scotchy Scotch Scott Broadcast Sideline Reporters Laddie Screama Donna Hammer Abby Loren Order sHellcat Sissy Splaysek Major Wood Sho’Nuff Oh Grr Silken Tofu Public Address Patricide Snarkimedes Biff Mixalot PhDiva Sod Off Chloé Gwendoline Rollbar Stabby McNeedles Electra Blu Seer Sin Stella by Starlight Gretchen Wernher Von Bombed Sweetie Pi Tom Foolery William Maullace Switzerland Vince Hannity Wonder Zebra TaraByte Emcees Tenacious D Cup Raucous Ron Torquemama The King NON SKATING TrogDora the Jaminator Social Media Hosts UltraViolent Blu OFFICIALS Allie Gator Wishbone Breaker Tournament Head NSO Andrew Marron Wizard of Laws Nine Inch Wheels Plastik Patrik GTO Sexy Beast Adam Smasher Pretty Reckless Allyaz Stoned Brawl Stanley Amelia Dareheart Bert Hert RINXTER Chanel No. Die Jon Obst

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