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Central Florida Future, Vol. 21 No. 16, October 13, 1988

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SPECIAL EDITION The· Central Florida Future· e 1988 The Central Florida Future

University of Central Florida/Orlando Thursday Octobers,. 1988

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NE\ftfS _ Page3 • Could a proposed shuttle bus system help UCF stu­ dents beat those Rush Hour blues?

HOfv1ECOMING Page 5 · • Who is he? Find out about Stevie B. Also, spirit and student reaction to this year's entertainment.

- OPINION -. ~- · Page 16 • Get angry about the new bumpersticker law, the Marching Knights Band and presidential politics.

SPORTS Page 12 • Can the Knights clip the Owls' wings this weekend? Also, UCF's persistent poll ·problems.

CONFETTI Insert • For Jerry Seinfeld, be­ coming the Funniest Standup .Comic of 1988 was a laughing matter.

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A campus shuttle system could have many UCF stu­ • dents leaving the1r cars at home and their worries behind. The Parking and Trans­ po rta tio n Committee, meeting Oct. 5, discussed plans for a pilot program, which could begin as early as December. "We want to get the pilot program implemented this • semester," said Student Body President Denver Stutler. to scramble for spaces in the temporary dirt The system, if fully implemented, would lots. • utilize three different routes to carry stu­ Most of the students living in the district dents on, off and around campus. that would be served by the shuttle drive to The longest route would start at the campus, take up a parking space and add to Administration Building and reach as far as the parking problem. Tom Webeter/CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE the Fox Hunt Lane Apartments on Alafaya The study reasons that these students STAR ASSISTANT Trail before returning to campus. already have parking spaces at their apart­ Michael Landon's son and wife help out on the set of 'Superboy' A second route would also serve the ments, and the shuttle would transport the last week. Alafaya Trail area, but only extend to the riders to campus without their vehicles. By main entrance of the Central Florida Re­ 2,600 students taking advantage of the mass search Park. Students living in the area transit each day, nearly 1,1 ~O automobiles directly across from campus, known as "the at a time could be eliminated from campus. Reagan may increase quads," could ride this shuttle route. · Figures supplied by Mike Spinnato, a civil A third route making its way along engineer with UCF's Facilities Planning education funding in '89 Gemini Boulevard and Aquarius Drive Division, show that a paved parking lot built would move students, faculty and staff to handle these 1,100 vehicles would cost $1 around the perimeter of campus. mi1lion. sometimes by as much as half Buses that would each carry between 33 Stutler and Leftwich, are currently work­ Staff Report - every January except dur­ and 43 passengers are proposed by one ing through the red tape and laying out the COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE ing the election years of 1984 interested Central Florida company. The details of the program. and 1988. routes will demand five such buses in order The shuttle service will be contracted from 1 Congress has agreed only to keep waiting times near 10 minutes. an independant transportation company, PresidentReagan s lastfed­ fitfully. "The Alafaya area acts as a bedroom sys­ and Stutler hopes to have the cost of the pilot eral education budget pro­ In all, federal education tem, because of UCF's lack of dorms," said program covered by the chosen company. posal - due out in January appropriations have gone up Dr. Scott Leftwich, chairman of the Pl'C. A source for permanent funding stil1 has to 1989 - may differ from the about 16 percent since 1981, According to the transportation study, be found. previous seven if only because but an inflation rate during approximately 3,800 students live :in the A plan mentioned at the TPC meeting it may ask Congress to in­ the same period of25 percent apartment complexes along Alafaya Trail called for an increase in the price of parking crease education funding, for­ meant that, in real dollars, A survey showed that 2,600 of these decals. This would spread the cost of the mer U.S. Education Secretary Washington is funnelling 9 students would utilize a transit route for shuttle program among all students. William Bennett hinted Sept. percent less to schools and this area A second alternative - seen as a fair plan 20, his last day on the job. students than it did at the UCF currently has a deficit of more than The president asked Con­ 3,200 paved parking spaces, forcing drivers SEE PARKING PAGE 6 gress to cut its funding for federal college programs - SEE FUNDING PAGE 7

• UCFSEDS week. Dec. 4. everyone is welcome. team and proceeds will benefit After discovery-now what? The seminar will cover how Upcoming events include the Leukemia Society. • On Thursday, Oct. 13, Dr. to check ID's and how to spot a •ASET tours of television channels, Each participant will re­ Joan Johnson-Freese, director fake ID. ltis open tQ all student The American Society of workshops, and meetings with ceive a T-shirt with the Mon­ of UC F's Center for Space Pol­ organizations and any inter­ Engineering Techmology is the professional downtown ster Smash logo. The event icy and Law, will speak on the ested students. forming a group. chapter. will include trophies, hot dogs, present state of the U.S. Space The seminar will be held in It will be comprised of stu­ For more information, call Bud Light, wings and the Program. HPB Rm. 360 at 8 dents from all five disciplines Crickett at 275-2865. Hooter Girls. The presentation will be p.m.Tuesday, Oct. 18. of the engineering technology held in Biology Building Rm. majors. • PRELAW UNION • TWO-DAY SEMINAR 215 at 4 p.m. Refreshments •AUDITIONS ASET is professionally ori­ The Political Science Two day-long seminars on will be provided by the UCF The Seminole Community ented with a basic goal of serv­ Prelaw Union will hold its "Writing & Selling Nonfiction" chapter of Students for the College Fine Arts Theatre will ing ET students and promot­ weekly meetings in SC 214 at 3 and "Getting Your Book Pub­ Exploration and Development hold auditions for AR Gurney's ing engineering technology as p.m. every Monday. lished" will be held Oct. 29 and of Space. Everyone is welcome. What I Did Last Summer on a serious profession in indus­ Everyone interested in poli­ 30. Thursday, Oct. 20. The audi­ tries. tics or the law is invited to The seminar will be at the • BASKETBALL tions will be in the Concert Anyone interested can come attend. Las Palmas Inn on Interna­ The UCF men's basketball Hall of the Fine Arts Building to the next meeting which will tional Drive and is sponsored team is looking for a team from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. beat4:30p.m. Oct.17in CEBA • MONSTER SMASH by the Florida Freelance Writ­ manager. If you enjoy bas­ What I Did Last Summer is 188 or call Doug Silman at 277 ~ Monster Smash, a volley­ ers Association. ketbell and working with Gurney1s play about coming of 6202. ball tournament sponsored by Seminar leader will be people, call 281-5420 for mor~ age at a beach resort dur:ing PSE, will be held Oct. 23 at Dana K Cassell~ Cassell is an information. World War II. Roles are avail­ •SOX Lake Claire from 11 a.m. to 5 author, columnist and able for two males (in their The local student chapter of p.m. freelance writer who has had •TKE 20s), two females (in their The Society of Professional The tournament is open to more than 1,100 articles pub­ Tau Kappa Epsilon frater­ 20s), one female (in her 30s) Journalists is now recruiting all groups and .there are no lished. nity will be sponsoring an ID and one female (in her 60s). new members. restrictions on the composition For more information, write seminar through the Orange For more information, con­ Meetings are held every of teams. the Florida Freelance Writers County 'Sheriff's Department tact director Karen Copp at other Wednesday at 6 p.m. Registration forms are Association, Box 9844, Ft. in conjunction with National 323-1450, ext. 660. The pro­ Communication majors are available at the KIOSK. There Lauderdale, Fla., 33310 or call Collegiate Alcohol Awareness duction dates are Nov. 30 to encouraged to participate, but is a $10 fee per member of the 1-800-851-3392 .

• .. 4, The eentr~I Fl~~~ Future. • 9cto~_r 13, 1988 • • Campus threatens • • • RETAIL SERVICE • to ban skateboarding • • • WHOLESALE.. PRICE • boarding on campus side­ • • Staff Report walks, so Christie found him- . • COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE self skateboarding on a cam­ • pus street last June when city • • Still another campus may police asked him to pull over. • • soon ban skateboarding. The frightened Christie fled • • Western Michigan Univer­ instead, and, when he was fi­ • ·sity President Diether Haen­ nally cornered, allegedly • icke has asked WMU adminis­ swung his skateboard at his • • trators to ban skateboarding arresting officer. • • on university property "be­ Christie has yet to stand • • cause lawsuits have come up trial on charges of resisting • • from people involved in acci­ arrest and "skateboarding on dents related to biking and university property," but says • •11.>SEH 128' • skateboarding around cam­ he may sue the police for har­ • • pus." assment and violating his • • In August, Appalachian "right to skate." • State University in North "Every skater is harassed," • Carolina also banished skate­ he said. "Ifl had been on a bike, • • boarders. The universities of they would never have stopped • • Arizona and California at me." • • Berkeley, along with Arizona Western Michigan's Haen­ *Our Complete Apple CompatibleLaser System Includes: icke was primarily worried • • State University, prohibited •LASER 128 COMPUTER SYSTEM • skateboarding in recent years, about injuries, however. • •MAGNAVOX AMBER MONITOR too. "I want to stress that this • • LASER DOT MATRIX PRINTER • While most campuses ban university is not a public play­ • • the practice for fear of being ground," Haenicke told The held liable for injuries, late Western Herald , the campus • • last month Louisiana State newspaper. "Someone can't • LZR COMPUTERS IS A Dm.ECT LASER DISTRIBUTOR • just ride around on a skate­ University student Jason • ABLE TO OFFER YOU MORE FOR LESS! • Christie threatened to sue board, get injured, then sue • • over the banning itself. the university. I want this • • LSU does not allow skate- kind of activity stopped." • • • COMPUTER SYSTEMS • • 5724 CORTEZ DR. • • ORLANDO,FL. 32808 • STP.Y p.uve- • COMPUTER • • SERVICES 407-295-4300 . ... on~' Drink & Drive • • A public service message from Will:J1..qg_erS Institute • • • •

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• by Thomas McGauley just do one thing. If I weren't a pro­ CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE ducer, I'd be an engineer. IfI weren't an by Dave Schlenker engineer, I'd be a writer." CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE However, he also has strong values. Stevie B., the creator of the song, "I enjoy the money, but it gets pretty "Party Your Body," will be the opening tiring. Student reaction is mixed when it act for Jerry Seinfeld at this year's People don't realize how lonely it comes to this year's Homecoming en­ Homeco.ming. "Party Your Body" has gets," he said. "Don't ever lose sight of tertainment. been a 100,000-plus selling dance/pop friends and family - you'll see it once Although top-ranked comedian crossover hit. you're somewhat successful." Jerry Seinfeld will appear in the gym The song was a sleeper, which ac­ He appeared on the Miami music Friday night, many students still feel cording to a press release, "gathered scene in 1980 with an album, Sending they are missing out when it comes to some early club play in the trend­ Out Love, released on his own Midtown this year's festivities. setting Latin-hipop and Miami-sound label. According to his press release, It is the premise that there will be no hotspots. this recording disappeared "without band after the game this year that "Then just as it seemed to have run making a mark." bothers most students. its course, the 'hot' crossover pop radio In 1986, he opened a recording stu­ The athletic department did not stations discovered [it] and gave it the dio. "I grabbed artists off the street," want to pay for a concert after the game shot that turned it into an explosion." Stevie said. "Guys who said they could this year because it lost so much money Stevie, 29-Stevie B. Hill, legally-is rap or sing." paying for past concerts. Once the ath­ a native of Miami. After releasing several albums by letic department dropped the project, Stevie is optimistic about his future. other artists, Stevie decided to release Student Government and the Pro- "I could be a superstar in six months," the album, Party Your Body. Stevie Dance - pop singer, Stevie B., will per­ he said. "I think I'll be around. I don't was then signed to the LMR label. form in the SCA Friday night . SEE REACTION PAGE 8 Say it loud: We're proud Wake up, soar on the wings of Black and Gold enthusiasm tng their way with plenty left over to spend on by Richard Karman joining a 1raternity or sorority. CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Like I said, some folks just aren't interested in school spirit. They have different interests Homecoming week is the time when stu­ and hobbies that take up their time, and they dents are supposed to run rabid with school just want to go to their clas.ses and get off spirit, or so they tell me. campus. ·Let's hear it for school spirit." Remember "I don't have any school spirit. I don't know that catchy phrase bellowed by your high about anyone else, but I just come here to get school cheerleaders? my credits and then I go home," said Kristin They'd always use that cheer during the Lindren, a business finance senior. pep rally on Friday. It usually killed the last Hold it now. Enough serious talk. Show two clas.ses of the day, so for the most part. your school spirit, UCF! Students pay big everybody was in a positive state of mind. bucks to be a Knight. so let's show some Does UCF have school spirtt? Some say support. yes, others no. Go to the next home game. Stand behind ·1 th.ink we have school spirit. More so the team that we spend so much money on. than in high school because you don't have Be one of those fans in the crowd and talk it to go to college, whereas you had to go to high up between plays. Participate in the barnyard school," said Tina Summerfield, a liberal chant when the referees make a bad call studies freshman. against UCF. If UCF doesn't have school spirit, it's understandable. As in high school, college school spirit is married to the football team. How good or bad its win/loss record is usually dJctates the amount of school spirit

Considering that UCF has a football team playing Division II ball, that alone will curb spirit. Many people don't care that we beat FIJe Photo/ CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Bethune-Cookman. (Who?) Society turns up its nose at sports teams that don't play top CAMPUS ROYALTY competition. J.J. Mandato and Jodi Freeman were crowned king and of For instance, who's ever gone to a Triple A Homecoming ceremonies last year. baseball game? See my point? Society wants the Gators, • Seminoles and Hurricanes of the world. It wants CBS coverage with Brent Musburger Marching Knights Band plans" calling the game, and to be a part of some­ thing that the masses are interested in. special Homecoming show We are trained from birth that bigger is better. In our culture people constantly by Bob Smith "That should be interesting require gratification. And if we can't get it CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE since most of them haven't here, we'll make the one hour drtve to played together for awhile." Gainesville every weekend. Do the Wave. Jell with your fellow Knights The combined bands will "The only school spirit I see at UCF comes after a victory by cheering loud. honking your The UCF Marching Knights then play "All Night Long," from The Future's headlines," said David horn. and all- in-all acting like a complete Band has an unusual halftime (keeping in the spirit of the Carro. a junior radio/television major who madman. We're the No. 2 ranked team in the show slated for the Knight tradition) followed by transferred from the University of Maryland. nation in our division. university's 25th Anniversary "Happy Birthday" for UCF. "UM has a lot more school spirit than UCF. Can you believe the 31. 789 cheering mani­ .. Homecoming celebration. They.will close with "The Alma If a student doesn't have any spirit then acs who supported UCF when it took on then­ Band Director Rick Green­ Mater." wearing a UCF T-shirt isn't going to make a No. l TroyState?Thatgamehadasmanyfans wood outlined the "We are really looking for­ di:fference." at it as some Tampa Bay Buccaneers football program:"We will begin our ward to supporting the team. " Then there are people who don't have the games. celebration salute with 'It's A said Band President Mary time to show their spirit, or others who don't There has been a slight increase in UCF Good Day.' Then about 50 Miller. The band will also par­ care. The ones that don't have time probably spirit thanks to the football team. It's most alumni band members, includ­ ticipate in the Homecoming work part time, or even full time, to support noticeable on the back windows of cars. The ing majorettes, will play a parade and the pep rally-both themselves. window that says it all reads. "Screw the polls. number. to be held on Friday. They don't have mommy and pay- UCF is No. 1." Now .that's poetry in motion. 6, The Central Florida Future, October 13, 198~

Sen. Zeke Zucaro. PARKING "Senate meetings are Tues­ Aloma Square at FROM PAGE3 days at 3:30 p.m., and a stu­ Forsyth & Aloma Ave. dent forum is held each week. I (around the Corner from Winn DIXleJ by Stutler - would allow stu­ urge students to voice their dents, for an additional $10, to views on the shuttle system," select a shuttle pass option said Zucaro, who is also a when purchasing their park­ member of the PTC. ing decals. "Student support and rider­ Students not needing a ship will be a major determin­ parking decal could purchase ing factor as to whether we a shuttle pass for $10 to $12. continue after the pilot pro­ This pass would allow stu­ gram," he added. dents unlimited use of the Foreseeing the arrival ofthe shuttle system for the entire campus shuttle, Stutler said, school year. . "the students need an alterna­ A Student Senate resolu­ tive, and when the students tion in support of the shuttle get that alternative, they will system is being drawn up by jump at the opportunity."

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REACTION Homecoming. Will Dan ~ 11 " F.ROM PAGES Quayle be there? That's what I Your want to know," freshman Bill Donaldson added. "I'm more Lf~£II~JI~ ~®~ gramming and Activities interested in politics at the iii •• Committee picked it back up moment than I am . in • • and hired Seinfeld. Homecoming. " 1s coming••• Some students, however, Although some are un-. ~E~-- are upset about the lack of the happy with the entertain­ traditional post-game concert. ment, some still praise SG for . Don't be lelt in the dark "I'm upset that we aren't its participation. having a band J1is year," said "I think Homecoming is Experience THE KNIGHT sophomore Shauna Slade. very complete as far as organi­ Those students who have zation," said senior John On Sale Oct. 17 • ZS heard of Seinfeld are more Nguyen. optimistic. The general opinion of those Only SZS Still, ticket sales have been students randomly asked is slow for the concert. "The Seinfeld concert looks gamethat they concert. will miss the post- IL-miliiiiiiiiiiiiiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~iii~iii iiiii great," junior Natalie Davis "Air Supply was a lame said. "Except for the concert, I group to have last year, but I haven't heard -anything more think they should get someone about Homecoming." funkier," junior Frank Briscoe Other students agree that said. "We want good music to they haven't heard much finish off the game." about the Homecoming festivi­ Seinfeld and opening act, ties. Stevie B., will appear in the "I'm indifferent about gym Friday night at 8 p.rn. ',The . CLAST ... will •. you .pass?

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The definition of what is right and what is wrong in this country is often not well defined. CommWlity standards change, as well as the precedents estab­ lished by the U.S: Supreme Court. One thing that has always been tampered with, be it for the good of the country or the bad, is certain forms of free expression. The latest example of this PRtJG comes directly from the state and has to be one of the most ridiculous pieces oflegislation to come down the pike since the Colonial government regulated news­ HYSTeRia papers. We are referring to the new law banning obscene bumper stickers. I} TaleD meanor and could face six months in jail and/or a $500 fine. f oR Re--eL.ec.TioN This law is strange in many ways. The law was passed because of a small portion of the state popula­ tion that claims what it reads on other people's bumpers is not in its best interest. It is also strange in its structure. The law is much like the criteria for establishing true, law-breaking : It must violate good taste, be sexually offensive or lack literary, artistic, political and scientific values. What 1s strange about the obscenity law, as well as the recent bumper sticker law is that they are both too vague for enforce­ ment. Not only does the law test the right offree expres­ • DESSERT AND POLITICS viewed before his voluntary enlist­ than the rule. Let's get rad and sion, it leaves it up to law enforcement officers to ment in the army during World make an innovative change. Why decide what is obscene or what is not. I wrote previously on "Dinner War II. In the euphoria of the occa­ not wild Florida print shirts in However, for the time being, UCF students have it and Politics." [The Central Florida sion, one of the reporters was brag­ black and an acceptably bright easy. Without question, there are a few naughty little Future, Sept. 6] Since then, some ging of how well the yellow (instead of dull gold facsim­ stickers on our crowded lots, but Orlando police have friends have commented and my was doing in the war because God ile) and white shorts (long pants expressed the same concerns: The law is far too broad opinions have changed. was with us, and that Joe would for that 70-degree weather). and possibly unconstitutional. Three cheers for Dante wrote, "the hottest places soon return. Mr. Louis corrected Ifyou've got to have a hat, then Orlando police. in hell are reserved for those who him with words to this effect: "You a billed baseball style available at Outside of'the city, though, the determination of in time of need do nothing." Previ­ are wrong. We will win because we the bookstore. Not only that, but I obscenity wil1 still rest with the judgement of coWlty ously, expressed the wish that are with God!" Not the reverse. recently read about the band at state and other city law enforcement branches. Yet: national politics should taint our Neither G13orge Bush nor Mi­ MIT; the size changes from game as the_ Orlando police have already pointed out, the university. Now that it has chae) Dukakis has the strength of to game because the student body law Will no sooner be enforced when it is contested. reached such prominence in our character to run his party. How" joins the band on the field with Who is to say what has value and what doesn't newspaper, itisonlyrightformore ever, both are creatures of their kazoos. have value? than one side of an issue be pre­ political party and their respective We can have fun here at UCF, If one officer spots a sticker that they find offen­ sented. After all, if America does platforms tell volumes of impor­ can't we? Why does tradition have sive, another officer a block away may find the same not stand for freedom, then she is tant issues. to be so ... traditional (i.e., some­ sticker humorous, as well as harmless. That's incon­ a people without a mission. Ronald Reagan and Jeane one else's tradition)? sistent, not to mention unfair. That is why Michael Dukakis Kirkpatrick left the Democrats at Where some things are blatantly sexual, others was wrong to veto a bill requiring the national level because they Suzanne R. Swanson are either borderline or hidden from the obvious employees of the great and sover­ have communistic leanings. Arch­ engineering implications. Here again, this is something that is eign state ofMassachusetts to lead bishop John F. Whealon and Aux­ the classroom in the Pledge of Alle­ iliary Bishop Austin B. Vaughan left to personal judgement and not directly defined. • WHAT A DULL KNIGHT Along with the guidelines for determining obscen­ giance. had to leave the Democratic party ity, iflawmakers wanted to devise a feasible plan to "I pledge allegiance to the flag of (without endorsing any candidate the United States of America, and or party) because they could not To the lady knight who just sits. eliminate these special stickers (all constitutionality on her horse in the north end zone aside) they should have made-up a list like George to the republic for which it stands. support the pro-abortion and pro­ One nation under God, indivisible, militant homosexual party plat­ during the UCF football games: Carlin's, stating Florida's seven dirty words that you You're a great idea, but for good­ can never display on a bumper. Even then, who's to with liberty and justice for all." form and maintain the integrity of All the pledge says is that, as their consciences. ness sake, DO SOMETHING! say what those words will be? Since you've gotten the rest of Once again, thanks Orlando police! citizens, we must not discrimi­ With whom do you identify? nate. We must be tolerant and fair your garb from Medieval Times, (liberty and justice) to everyone. It Joseph Paul Kramer how about also wearing one of • is difficult to imagine Dukakis is industrial engineering their face masks and carrying one 1f:The Central Florida Future against this, nor could he be for the of their nifty reusable lances. As P.O. Box 25000, Orlando, Florida 32816 breaking up of our grand republic. • ABOUT THE BAND ... well,. do mildly creative things like Business Office (407) Z'/5-2601, News Office (407) Z'/5-2865 So what is objectionable? Well, lead the Knights charging onto • no sane person claims our flag is The UCF Marching Knights. the field and arrogantly lowering the object of idolatry so that leaves There aren't many of them. They your lance to the chests of their Acting Editor In Chief players and coaching staff. Then David Schlenker just one part. have ugly Wlifonns and they lack "One nation Wlder God ... " I am any real flash. The lack offlash can help generate more crowd enthu­ not so bold as to say that Dukakis probably be attributed to the other siasm by making a pre-game trot Managing Editor Leslie Jorgensen does· not believe in God since he. two, so please don't take this per­ around the field while defiantly Deputy Managing Editor claims to be a member in a good sonally. raising your lance. I Design R. Scott Horner standing of the Greek Orthodox Still, I can't deny them what As for during the game, some News Editor Crickett Drake Church. It must therefore, by may be the best seats in the house. show of emotion when we make Sports Editor Paul Owers elimination, be the fact that our They were there when we, the points would not be amiss. Confetti Editor Kristen Sweet general population of students, Once again, you've got a great Benjamin B. Markeson government was not instituted as Copy Editor a be all and end all. That even our faculty, staffand alumni, were not. idea... now enhance it! Crowd Photo Editor Angie Hyde government derives its authority They get out there and play every attendance at a recent UCF foot­ Production Manager Kasha Kitts from God. Or, as is more commonly week, compensated only by their ball game was the largest ever to taught, politics and conscience own self-satisfaction and the 50- see a Division II game in the his­ cannot be divorced. They cannot yard line seats. And don't forget tory of the NCAA, and we want to Acting Business Manager Cindy Cowen be divorced. We are one nation the time they put into practice. see a Knight even more bold and Ad Production Manager Jim Hobart under God! I do have a suggestion, though. even more proudly arrogant than that other. school's feather­ Classlfled Manager Tam my Thomp~on "In God we trust." "God shed his Not about the seating arrange­ grace on thee!" "His truth is ments, but rather, a]?out the size, .headed, spear-throwing mascot. Opinions expre~ In Tiu: CelJINI Fl"'ida F1U11Te ore those of the editor or writer and not marching on!" the uniforms and the flash. • necessanly thOSe of the Boord of Publlcatlons. University Administration, or Board of Regents. Letters to the Editor murt be typed and Include the outhO(s signature, Joe Louis, a world heavyweight This· is Florida. Cold football Michael KT. Yap major and phone number. Letters are subject to editing and become the copy­ champion boxer, was being inter- weather is the exception rather psychology righted property of the newspaper. 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UCF SKI TRIP '88 December 18·23 n UCF heads riorth to Snowshoe, W. Va. for three days of skiing and four nights of fun! onl.v $230.00 Includes: For reservations or Info ' *LODGING CALL: . 275·2633 * TRANSPORTATION )I( LIFT TICKETS ~ EQUIPMENT RENTAL $150.00 Deposit Due October l~th, Optional: ,, ..'1r~· -~\ SC Main Desk -- ~ ._.. ·.... ,-) ie )!( MEAL PLAN AVAILABLE / Y'... · ,... , ~ ~I;. {Ac;;,...... • .-:wrn...... , .. The Central Florida Future, October 13, 1988, 13 GAME going against us that we must back Ivan Cropper has 194 yards rushing and 190 yards FROM PAGE 16 overcome." SCSU is 0-5 this year and receiving. Running back Gio­ possesses a 14-game losing vanni Daniels and receiver 10xic Waste· festivities." streak. Chris Smith add 185 and 102 Most teams schedule visibly "We are disappointed about receiving yards, respectively. weaker opponents for Home­ being 0-5 because we are not "They run a single-wing of­ Dump. . coming to ensure a victory. progressing the way we fense which we have not faced SCSU coach Richard Cava­ hoped," Cavanaugh said. "We this year," McDowell said. naugh is ready for the chal­ have been in every game this "But they do not run the option lenge. year but, have not come which most teams run off of the "We have been on the road a through when push came to single-wing formation." lot this year," Cavanaugh said shove." Strong safety Sean of his team, which has played The SCSU offense is led by McGlynn and · linebacker. four road games so far. "Being quarterback Dennis Wade, Bobby Gibson lead the Owls' the Homecoming opponent is who has completed 42 of 90 defense in tackles with 4 7 and· just one more tlllng we have passes for 546 yards. Running 43, respectively.

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'W•REAL BAD GUYS ARE WRECKING TIIE PUBLIC LAND. ANY GOOD GUYS WANT TO HELP SAVE n?' Ifyou write to us, we'll tell you how you can help stop abuse of our public lands. Be one ofthe good guys. Write: Take Pride in America, P.O. Box 1339, Jessup, MD 20794. BAD GUYS ABUSE PUBUC LAND. mGOOD GUYS SAVE IT. -ca; • BASKETBALL BEGINS night Friday (12:01 Saturday A tip-off party on Nov.18 at at all Central Florida loca­ more details. The UCF men's basketball morning) at the UCF gym fol­ Church Street Station starts tions .. Tournament rules and .. program is set to tip off the lowing the Homecoming per­ things off and play will begin regulations and a official • UCFGOLF 1988-89 season with the 4th­ formance of comedian Jerry the following morning. A tro- Magic HOOPLA T-shirt will be The UCF men's golf team annual Midnight Madness. Seinfield. phy presentation will be held given to each team during reg­ finished second in the 18-team Midnight Madness, started after the tournament's conclu- istration at the tip-off party. Stetson Invitational in Day­ by Coach Phil Carter, is an •MAGIC TOURNEY sion. Teams will be placed in tona Beach.The Knights fin­ intra-squad game which The Orlando Magic has fi­ Participation in the double- separate divisions according ished with a three day total of marks the first official day of nalized plans for The Orlando elimination event is limited to to height, age and previous ex- 883, one shot behind first­ • practice (Oct. 15). Sentinel Magic HOOPLA '88,. 400 teams (four players per perience. A wheelchair divi­ place Stetson. Leading UCF The game is open to the a three-on-three co-ed basket­ team) with a $60 entry fee per sion will also be available for was Rick Sulzer, whose 220 public free of charge and will ball tournament for the week­ team. - interested parties. Call the score put him in ninth place in .. begin at one minute pass mid- end of Nov. 19-20. Applications are available Magic office at 422-7 433 for the individual standings.

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meaning. The alumni are ex­ UCF. seeks. cited about coming back." One reason for the added .. excitement may be the team's ·6th victory recent success. Despite losing last week, the Knights are 5-1 and ranked No.14 in Division by Chris Brady II. ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR "There seems to be more interest in the game this year," Evidence points to a UCF safety Keith Evans said. "In blow out Saturday afternoon the past, the concert has been at the Florida Citrus Bowl­ the main attraction. Now the Orlando. alumni have a football team to It is Homecoming. UCF come back for." should be ready to play after a The game adds to the team's 31-23 loss to New Haven. The emotion and intensity. Even .tl opponent, Southern Connecti­ though it is approached as cut State, has not won in 13 another game, UCF does not months. want to lose in front of another "'rhey are not as good as the Homecoming crowd. teams we have been playing," "The Homecoming game is Coach Gene McDowell said of just like the other games," SCSU. Evans said. "It is more for the Then again, Wofford was fans and alumni than the not supposed to be that good team." · either when the Knights "I tis the most exciting game played them in 1986. Wofford, of the season besides the play­ a NAIA school, spoiled UCFs offs," Bogan added. "It is the · Homecoming with a 31-28 wildest crowd of the season upset victory. and we play with more inten­ "We were upset by Wofford sity and emotion. We want to two years ago and it ruined the play our best football of the Homecoming," linebacker season." Wyatt Bogan said. "The foot­ "We want to win the game ball game sets the spirit for the and entertain the alumni and other Homecoming activities. game seems to have more that I am accustomed to," fans," McDowell said. "It is the certainly don't want to lose When you lose the game, you meaning than the past games. McDowell said. "This year, for only game of the season a lot of because it dampens the other lo~e the spirit." "In the past, we have not the first time, Homecoming people come to and we want to This year's Homecoming had a traditional Homecoming seems to have some added show them what we have. We SEE GAME PAGE 13 Football game Poll problem: brings out fun Knights 14th

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The poll problems persist. . UCF, coming off the heels of a 31-23 " upset loss to New Haven (Conn.) on The fall returned Saturday night Saturday, dropped 12 spots - from during the football game. It was cold in second to 14th -in the latest Division the night and we all put on heavy shirts II poll. and the girls all looked fine in sweaters The question now is not what rank­ and with a winter-blush in their faces. ing will the Knights own going into the The winds whipped through the sta­ playoffs, but will they even reach the dium and stiffened the flags at the high postseason at all. , comers. It was a cool night to watch Consider that two teams ranked football and the wind came from the below UCF heading into last weekend's north. games - Indiana (Pa.) and Texas A&I- ~ There seemed to be something more lost along with the Knights, but now elemental than football in the air. are ranked ahead of them. Some of us were reminded of our best UCF began the season next to No. 5, childhood football memories. and after a 2-0 start moved up to No. 3. With the chill in the air, with the A 26-18 victory of Troy (Ala) State - band hitting the high note, and with then the nation's N o.1 Division II team the cheerleaders jumping around, we · - seemed to be all the Knights needed • thought ofMom over the Thanksgiving to leap into the top spot. turkey, while we played football in the But North Dakota State, No. 2 at the front yard. Or waking up Christmas time of UCFs victory over Troy State, • morning to find a football under the ' assumed the No. 1 ranking and has tree. Going to the big high school foot­ been there ever since. ball game on Friday night, and after, Sixteen Division II teams will earn a the smell of woodsmoke and fall in the postseason spot this year. UCF, how:- •., air and everything bright in the night ever, heads into the most difficult part and cold and papers blown in the wind. of its schedule after Saturi:lay's Home­ Saturday was a good night and we coming game against South Connecti- • welcomed the cola weath·er. Even cut State. though we didn't win we still had fun, Three ofUCFs final four games are and there must be some importance in on the road, which includes games that. We pulled for the Knights and against Division I-AA Eastern Ken­ some of us got drunk and some fell in tucky and Liberty University. love. I-AA power Georgia Southern, We attempted to get the Wave going which staved off a late rally from UCF but it was a dismal failure. It went last year in Georgia to win, 34-32, around once but lacked emotion. The comes to Orlando on Oct. 29 for what frat boys gave it a valiant try, but it was GANG SLAYING will be UCFs last home game of the UCF's Gilbert Barnes draws a crowd during last week's 31-23 loss to New Haven. season. The outcome, then, of the Lib­ SEE MEMORIES PAGE 14 Barnes' efforts gained him 129 yards. erty and Eastern Kentucky games will likely decide UCFs playoff fate. •

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by Paul Gilbert crafted wordplay as he marvels at life's oddities. .. My act is much more stable," he said. "It's not like something that will come and go. It's not going to cool off; For nearly eight years, Jerry Seinfeld was a well-kept it's not trendy.~ secret. Anyone involved with comedy clubs lmew all Vintage Seinfeld includes bits like these: about the 33-year-old New York funnyman, but practically "I like hotels. I like tiny soaps. I stand in the shower and no one else did. pretend my biceps are huge. Then in April at the 1988 American Comedy Awards "You go to the store to buy Grape Nuts. There's no television show, the industry let the cat out of the bag: grapes, no nuts. What's the story there? Jerry Seinfeld was named the Funniest Male Stand-up .. 1 wonder why the guy who stands next to the groom is Comic in Comedy Clubs. called the 'best man?' 1f he's the best man, why is she "It was a great boost," Seinfeld said in a telephone marrying the other guy? interview. "It's a wonderful thing for people to notice what "My parents are from Long Island. They moved to Flor­ you're doing." ida recently. They didn't want to. but they're over 60 and Seinfeld. whose HBO special Jerry Seinfeld's Stand­ that's the law." up Confidentinl ran last month, has appeared on The Tonight Surprisingly. his critics claim that Seinfeld's act is too Show and Late Night With David Letterman more than 25 clean and devoid of the lament and anger found in today's times. His career has become a whirlwind of television comedy . appearances and sold-out dates around the country. .. 1can live with this better," he said. "I'm interested in ex­ "It's work, but I enjoy it," he said. "Most people aren't ploring who I actually am." happy when they're working, but in showbiz, the worst thing Hecklers, the comedian's bane. are no match for Sein­ is for someone to say he's not working." feld. He understands hecklers just want a little attention. Seinfeld enjoys meeting people, playing great halls and He gives them that - usually more than they bargained especially traveling. for. "A heckler is like someone standing on a ledgeoutside It's not likely that Seinfeld will smash watermelons, a building. The only difference is that I try to get them scream or swear at his concert at 8 p.m. tomorrow rught at the UCF Gymnasium. Seinfeld invites audiences to his well- SEE COMIC PAGE 4

Volume 5 Number 8e October 13, 1988 2. Coofetti. October 13, 1988 Ask not what is done for you, ask what Can you do Calendar by Jim Hattaway "It's hard to get an act to play after a football game, It almost seems as though this is demonstrated by the • Brazilian Festival a large portion of UCF's stu­ nsight fact that we had Air Supply "ABrazilianAffair, "an eve- dent body is standing up and ECOMING last year," he said. ning of Brazilian festivi­ saying in a proud, strong 1 9 8 8 . "This year the athletic ties, will take place Sun­ voice. 'Tm apathetic and I department is no longer. day, Oct. 16 from 3:30 don't mind making a fool of funding the concert. and due until 8:30 p.m. at the myself to prove the point." to make is that there are whole new crop of people who to a lack ofbudgeting that the Heathrow Country Club. • I'm talking about Home­ certain procedures that one don't know what is going on, programming board has, we The event will cost $25 per coming and the recent round must go through to change but are more than willing to cannot begin to put on a person, and will benefit of criticism it has· been re­ things, and part of those complain if it isn't what they show of that size." the International Visitors ceiving. procedures is to be aware of want. What this all boils down to Council of Central Florida. I was a first hand witness the events that lead up to a Seeing as how it's Thurs­ ts performers and their egos. to this problem when I was decision. day and the pep rally and As everybs>dy knows, per­ • Elle Wiesel the Homecoming chairman Those students who com­ concert ts tomorrow night, formers have egos that are Elie Wiesel. the novelist last year. A classic example plained last year had no idea and seeing as how this is only closely matched by poli­ and Nobel Peace Prize was when the athletic de­ that my committee had noth­ what most people complain ticians. A consequence of Laureate will lecture on partment decided to have Air ing to do with the band selec­ about. I figured it is time to this is that they are of the October 24 at 8:30 p.m. in Supply as the Homecoming tion - it was the athletic educate the UCF student attitude that playing after a the UCF Student Audito­ entertainment. department's baby. body as to the realities of football game would be rium. Almost immediately, I had They also had no idea that Homecoming. demeaning. The lecture is free and students coming up to me since all of the contracts were I talked to Mike Koski who The only way to soothe open to the public. At 6:30 with petitions saying that 1f I signed and the money was is head of the Popular Enter­ their egos is with large p.m. a banquet honoring did not get a new band they paid there wasn't a thing they tainment Committee and the amounts of money in easy­ Wiesel will be gtven. The would take charge of things could do to change the choice person responsible for book­ to- carry bags. Conse­ banquet, which will in­ and get a band themselves. of bands. ing the concert this year. quently, the last two post­ clude the presentation of Obviously, this is the most You know what, camp­ One of the biggest com­ Homecoming game concerts an honorary degree, will extreme example, but there ers? That old adage about plaints so far is that we are lost thousands of dollars. take place in the Univer­ were many others. history repeating itself is not having the concert after sity Dining Room. For res­ It The point that I am trying true. This year has unveiled a the game this year. SEE KOSKI PAGE 3 ervations or information. call Dr. Moshe Pelli at 281- 5039, 275-2466 or 281- 5286. Jamaica needs a hand to get on its feet . by Sonny Lacey tl;linking "somebody'll take as is water. way of the consulate in Mi­ • Art Hoedown The Union of Student Art- care of it". The disaster still "Whereve~ there's a gen­ ami, so far," said Lisa ists will present its Second Getting in touch with goes on. erator. that's where you1l Spence. Andrew was like getting in Just in from a trip to his find the people" saidAndrew. -We have enough clothes Annual Arts Hoedown on touch with any other busy homeland on Sept. 17, where ·As for now, my parents are for now, but the real need is Oct. 14 on the Green and in student holding down a part­ he carried much-needed OK." Andrew plans to fly for canned goods, and camp­ the Student Activities time job: a hard thing to do. supplies, Andrew remem­ back to Jamaica this Christ­ ing supplies - batteries, Center. The hoedown will art Andrew Chong has most bered the day after the h urrt­ mas to check up on the situ­ candles and such. include by UCF stu­ of the concerns that a stu­ cane struck. ation. Later on in the year. build­ dents and musical per­ dent identifies with as mid­ .. I didn't hear from my At Hills Stgn Co., three ing supplies will be needed formances. terms approach us all. but parents, so I was afraid. people are continuing the when the people get back on this 20-year-old business Ocho ruos wasn't hit as bad relief effort. Lisa Spence. their feet.• •Jazz management major also had as some places, but I still Ron Nugent and Charles HUI. Hill, Nugent and Spence Progresstve jazz musician • something big on his mtnd: went down wtth some clothes all from Jamaica, are accept­ are planntng to go toJamaica Lany Williams, and his his parents. and canned goods." ing and storing up supplies within the week group Metroactive will Andrew ls from Ocho Rios. To aid his homeland. An­ for the helpless country. Anyone With goods to perform at Chris's House Jamaica - the island that drew started a collection box Utilizing two warehouses donate, especially camping ofBeefat 801 John Young was hit so terribly by Hurri­ at Ray Lyn's Place by the donated by Bellows 1V of supplies, should take them Pkwy.. Orlando, on Sun­ cane Gilbert on Sept.12. Health and Physics BuildJng. Orlando, Hills Sign Co. be­ to the company's offices at day, Oct. 16 from 2 to 5 Most of us heard about the Jamaica ls still in a state of gan the project Sept.13. 2934 N. Forsythe Rd., Winter p.m. Cost is $5 for mem­ tragedy on the news but dis­ emergency. electricity ts out -We've sent down seven Park. or any Bellows 1V and bers of the Central Florida missed it a week or so later 011: most parts of the island, 28-foot U-Haul trailers by Appliance Center. Jazz Society and $7 for non-members.

•More Jazz Festival features a Alto saxaphonist, Jim ·~ Snidero, will be the guest ; ~I' artist with the University by Matt Kiefer goon Avenue and North of Central Jazz Lab Band. Games Street. 1I4 mile east He will also have a rhythm of U.S. l and five miles east of s~ction consisting of Would you .. like to take a Interstate 95. Bubba Kolb on piano, Ron break fro~ w "yo~ .iusuai ~· From UCF it will take an Miller on bass and Barry humdrum 'late~ '· aµa e,xg())r i hour to get there on State Smith on drums. The Jazz some fresh Fl<>;~ seafood ¥' .~tf$7;,, 1 Highway 50. performance will take this weekend '" (~ ;;. 1.$·~ $)d · · ' Octaber is Florida Seafood place Oct. 19 at 8 p.m. at 16)? •"II /," //;~ Month and all Floridians, the Beacham Theatre. Well, then drive to the 7th tourtsts and those who fit Tickets are $4 for Central Annual Oak Hill Sea£ . h1 into neither category (such Florida Jazz Society Mem­ Festival for seafood, s ~,~ ~ as UCFstudents) are encour- bers and $2 for CFJS sun, fun, music, arts an , . aged to ·eat and seIVe more student members, and $6 crafts. seafood. ,. and $4 for student non­ Oak Hill is located about In the case ofstudents, the members. 25 miles north of the Ken­ event means "heat and nedy Space Centex- ~ , .. 28 .ih ]· .J; '· ~: z >1;:'.~1ffe 1."~ (ff',;,,·" . i< '.~ ~' 1 seIVe"more seafood. miles south of;~:lt.~yt~f(a coming dq?ffifrom the North ~·/' ~ · r.fu.i -r~ ~ ofclo ..·.· ' ""''~'.be The Oak Hill Seafood Asso­ Beach, and although.thet iny The grqy~,; Exile · erfo . ' ~ ,)J)J'Jed by loc~~t€urs, ciation is recognized for its Volusia County community song~-fom i agerly· ~~kas the Cracker Country .~ w commitment to the preserva­ Confetti has only 1,200 residents, it aw :.;·· ~. ~ilbum lter From ,, 0ggers and the Country tion of the Mosquito Lagoon, will be well prepared for this ~ '.. · ~t at 1 and 5 p.m. Connection. Kristen Sweet ~z. .%.ti surrounding marshlands year's onslaught of hungry Sa ."" '. ·<~;~~ 'y and the Bellamy The Volusia County Food and promotion of the seafood Editor seafood connoisseurs. Bro will perform at 1 Service will seIVe the seafood ·Hers industry throughout Central Suzannah T~rry Available will be more than and 5 p.m. Sunday. both days or until it runs out. Florida as well as the rest of Asst. Editor 20,000 pounds of fresh fish. Chuck Norris Karate and The gates will open at 10 the state. R. Scott Homer 2,000 pounds of shrimp, 100 K. J. Lee's Korean Academy a.m. Saturday, and serving A variety of educational bushels of oysters. 1,300 will hold martial arts demon­ will start at lla.m. Art Director literature will be available Kasha Kitts pounds of crab claws, 2,000 strations. The live entertainment through the ConseIVation pounds of smoked mullet The dancing culture of will continue until 6 p.m. Information and Souvenir Production Manager Corifetti, is published by T~ , and 150 gallons of clam Lakota (Sioux) Indians will The parking ls free and Center at the festival, includ­ Ce111ral Florida Future, the student chowder. be demonstrated by the lawn chairs, blankets and ing information about the newspaper of the University of While you are spooning Taleco Indian Dancers, and umbrellas are welcomed, but Florida Wetlands. Central Florida. Send all corre­ clam chowder into y01 ..~r Sawgrass. Sunshine and food, coolers and pets are not spondence to: Corifetti cfo The For more information on Central Florida Future, P.O. Box mouth and slurping down Striped Owl. allowed on the grounds. the festival and ticket prices, 25000, University of Central oysters, country music will Games and rides will also The festival grounds are call John Bonamo at (904). Florida, Orlando, Florid~ 32816. fill the air like a cold front be available on the midway located on the corner of La- 345-4117. . Save Nowl Stick 'em on the fridgel Clip, clip, clipl Don't hesitatel ,

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of anyone complaJning about KOSKI FROM PAGE 2 having to pay $5 to go to Gator Growl." The athletic department is I also talked to Dave Rape not a bunch of fools. and who is this year's Homecom­ ,since it was losing such a ing chairman. Rapehashad large amount of money on about the most thankless job concerts, it decided to stop one can imagine. About the paying for them and drop the only time someone comes up burden into Student to talk to the chairman is Government's lap. when they wish to complain Also, it's not as though a after something has been post-game concert is the done. I remember last year norm. At such events as when not one single person Gator Growl at the University from the press approached of Florida the concert is be­ me about ANYIHING, and GRAND fore the game. There is a they haven't talked to this reason for this, as Koski put year's chairman either, yet • it: "'The whole idea behind they are more than wi1l1ng to Homecoming is that the put in an ex postfacto gripe. whole week should build up The point is that even with to the game; the game should heavy notice there is small be the big finale. The past two turnout to the committee years it has been the concert, meetings. As Rape said, "The which is wrong... ideas we get for Homecoming This is HOMECOMING, mainly come from the chair- the time when the Knights . men we have assigned. We come home and tromp on haven't had a great turnout. some podunk team and we We've had Students Against all celebrate like maniacs. Drunken Driving, we've had With the prevailing attitude the chorus group come to one GENEROUS PORTIONS, SPACIOUS DINING around here recently, 1t meeting. It seems like Greeks REASONABLE PRICES seems that many people are the only ones who stay would like to see the concert with it. Why. I don't know." SPECIALIZE IN MANDARIN, SZECHEUN, up in bright lights with an The PAC Homecoming CANTONESE CUISINE asterisk pointing out that committee has nothing to do some team called the Knights with the concert selection, so TAKE OUT• DINE IN• BEER & WINE will be the warm-up. be sure you are headed in the FOR TAKE OUT• RESERVATIONS "The students at UCF right direction when you are have been spoiled. We go to storming off to file a protest. OR SPECIAL EVENTS football games for free, we go It's too late to get involved to basketball games for free. with this year's committees, CALL Ifyou want to go to any other but it will soon be time to get " major school you've got to involved with next year's. buy season tickets," Koski When the fliers go up for next said ...Also, Gator Growl has year's organizational meet­ the exact same headliner we ings try to show up and make do [after us]. and the stu­ your opinions count. If you dents up there are having to have any questions. call the pay $5, and I have yet to hear Student Center at 275-2633. .. ANDRE C. JAKUBOWSKI, M.D., P.A. Obstetrics & Gynecology .r·············------,I . I Y Infertlllty & Laser Colopscopy With First Office Visit NearU.C.F. ! Grand· Opening i FREE PAP 4063 N. Goldenrod Rd. ·Suite 5 · • I lt Winter Park, FL 32792 I I 10°/o Discount for FOR APPOINIMENT CALL I Two-for-One = Students ( 407) 679-5533 ·• I Frozen ~Yogurt! = ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••COUPON : I I I I ELECTRIC ClltCU& :• I Our cool and creamy soft I Get 2 Tokens for the price of 1 • I gourmet frozen yogurt tastes I With This Coupon • 1 just like ice cream ... but only : Lake Howell Square Goldenrod Square : 1 has half the calories! And 1271 State Rd. 436 4084 North Goldenrod Rd. • I now, in celebration of our = Casselberry, Florida Winter Park, Florida : NEXT To UNITED ARTISTS CINEMA NEXT To PLITT ONEMA • 1 Grand Opening... two small · I •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• I cones for the price of one. I I Choose from six to nine I I flavors daily, such as I Spicy J!!~!}!!,~~ Shop ,~. " . 1 Chocolate-Cherry, Moca, : Specializing in Curry Jl'.. 1 Almond-Amaretto, Pecan I Praline, Apple Pie, French = I Vanilla, Lemon Custard and I f 1422 Pine Hills Rd. Ask about our catering service I more! I Orlando, FL 32808 SoCa/Reggae Music 1 _Call us for special parties! I (407) 297-8255 Available for Parties = NQW OPEN = I ALAFAYA COMMONS = OVIEDO LODGE I I Ethel & Bob Fayette SHOPPING CENTER Managers I ( b y F1 o r i d a C h o i c e ) I MOTEL Downtown, close to everything .I 380-5554 . . ! Special rates for guests at · : · · .,.. Limit 2 with coupon. Expues 10-20-88 . I weddings and other events ~ @88, I Can't Believe It's)'o~, Inc. . , 6 148 N. Central, Oviedo, Florida ~----················ --~ . 365-5276 4, ~. October 13, 1988

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