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Hops The seasoning and the preservative. Its flavour balances the sweetness of the malt, while its aromatic oil gives flavour and aroma. Helps prevent the beer from spoiling and improves its foam stability.

Malt The source of fermentable sugars. Grain which has been steeped in water and allowed to germinate; it's then kilned (roasted) to stop growing.

Yeast The essential assistant. Converts sugars into alcohol and carbon dioxide. Brewer's consists of two main types: and .

Lager Bottom fermented at cooler temperatures. This style of was developed in the cold, mountainous areas of Germany.

Bock (German for goat) - Aged longer. Dark, either sweet dry, more potent. Often displays toasted chocolate or nutty flavours. Does not come from the dregs at the bottom of the tanks. All styles are lagers.

Pilsner Gold to light amber colour, malty with a noticeable caramel accent; medium, crisp bitterness. Medium hop flavour and aroma; medium to full-bodied.

Ale Top fermented at higher temperatures. Most styles originate with the brewing traditions of England, , and Scotland.

Brown Ale Sweet and dark with low hop aroma and bitterness. Typically brewed in Northern England. Beer Definitions

Porter A blend of and brown or . Highly roasted malt, less pronounced hops, slightly sweet. This style was developed in London in the early 1700's. At one time it was hard to find, but it has been revived in recent years.

Stout Rich, malty flavour usually combined with a strong, bitter hops taste. Dark, almost black in colour due to the highly roasted malt.

Pale Ale Malt is dried, rather than roasted, resulting in a lighter bronze or colour, and a lighter, less hearty flavour. Pale generally refers to the colour of the malt used in the brewing process.

Scotch Ale Heavily dominated by malt flavour. Brewed in Scotland (but then you've probably already figured that part out).

Bitter British ales, usually bronze to deep copper in colour, heavily hopped, giving them a high degree of hop's bitterness.

IPA () A much hoppier, bitter version of pale ale, first brewed for British troops traveling to India in the 1700's. The extra hops and higher ABV allowed the beer to travel long distances without going bad.

Real Ale / Cask Conditioned Beer Much lower in carbon dioxide than "keg" conditioned beer. The smooth effect of the lower amount of fix heightens the mouth feel and draws your attention to the layer of other flavours. It is served at cellar temperature of 45-50 degrees, which is about 10-15 degrees above the normal serving temperature of American . This allows the drinker to appreciate the many nuances in the malt and hop profiles (cold tends to anesthetize the sense of smell and taste). Draught Beers Beer Sampler Any four, 5oz. draught beers for $7.00

England Bass Ale Dark amber hue, with faint aromas of red apple skin, cinnamon, and nutmeg, with a pleasant crisp, malty medium-bodied, semi-sweet finish. Bass LTD / Pale Ale / 5.0% ABV / 20oz. / $6.00 Boddington's Pub Ale This golden coloured ale is creamy with aromas of malts and vanilla and flavours of toffee and brown sugar and a semi-dry finish. Strangeway's / Pale Ale / 4.7% ABV / 20oz. / $5.75 Fuller's Extra Special Bitters This award-winning bronze coloured ale has spicy aromas of grass, caramel and banana with flavours of fruit, nuts, and vanilla. Brewery / ESB / 5.9% / 20oz. / $6.50 Fuller's London Voted the best tasting porter in the world this dark brown coloured beer has aromas of coffee and chocolate with flavours of coffee and roasted chestnuts. Griffin Brewery / Porter / 5.4% ABV / 20oz. / $6.50 Fuller's London Pride Ale From London's only brewery this amber coloured ale has aromas of bread and citrus with flavours of caramel and butterscotch. Griffin Brewery / Pale Ale / 4.7% ABV / 20oz. / $6.50 Monty Python Holy Grail Ale Made to honor the movie's 40th anniversary, this is a copper coloured ale with a fruity aroma and a zesty flavour with a crisp bitter finish. Black Sheep Brewery / Pale Ale / 4.7% ABV / 20oz. / $6.50 Old Speckled Hen Golden copper tone, with a subtle bouquet of lightly toasted malt and caramel popcorn, with a butterscotch cream, semi-sweet finish. Morland Brewery / Pale Ale / 5.2% ABV / 20oz. / $6.60 Young's Double Chocolate Stout Made with techniques over 100 years old this black coloured ale has aromas and flavours of chocolate and coffee that are satisfying, but never too sweet. Well's and Young's / Stout / 5.2% ABV / 20oz. / $6.70

Scotland Belhaven Twisted Thistle From Scotland's oldest brewery, this IPA is golden in colour with a fruity aroma and bitter flavour from Cascade and Challenger hops. Belhaven Brewery / IPA / 5.3%ABV / 20oz. / $6.50 Draught Beers

Ireland Extra Stout Pitch black in colour with aromas of charcoal and coffee and flavours of bread and mocha with a dry finish. Guinness Ltd. / Stout / 4.2% ABV / 20oz. / $5.75 Magner's Irish Cider Matured for two years and made with 17 different varsities of apples this classic cider has a golden hue and dry finish. C&C Group / Cider / 5.0% ABV / 20oz. / $6.50 O'Hara's Irish Red Brewed since 1998 this mahogany coloured ale has fruity aromas of caramel and citrus hops with deep flavours of sweet malts and a roasted finish. Carlow Brewing Co. / Red Ale / 4.3% ABV / 20oz. / $6.50 Harp Pale gold in colour with aromas of dried peach and fennel with subtle flavours of peel and allspice with a refreshing, medium-bodied, flavourful finish. Guinness LTD / Lager / 5.0% ABV / 20oz. / $5.75

Belgium Hoegaarden Wit Ale Brewed with Curacao oranges, this original witbier has a cloudy orange colour with a spicy aroma and flavours of coriander and orange. Brouwerij van Hoegaarden / Wit Ale / 4.9% ABV / 20oz. / $6.50 Stella Artois Made with a secret yeast strain, this beer is golden in colour with aromas of lemon and smoke and flavours of hops with a crisp finish. Stella Artois / Lager / 5.2% ABV / 20oz. / $6.50 Gulden Draak Dark brown in colour, with a sweet aroma and complex taste of plums, cherries and brown sugar. This beer is meant to be enjoyed like a dessert. Brouwerij Van Steenberge / / 10.0% ABV / 10oz. / $10.00

Germany Spaten Lager The original light lager has been brewed since 1894. This golden coloured brew has a full-bodied flavour balanced between bitter hops and malty sweetness. Spaten Brau / Lager / 5.2% ABV / 20oz. / $6.50 Franzikaner Hefeweizen Brewed according to the Bavarian Purity Law of 1516, this classic wheat ale has crisp zesty flavours and aromas of oranges, lemons and cloves. Spaten Brau / Hefeweizen / 5.0% ABV / 20oz. / $6.60 Draught Beers

The States Bud Light Introduced in 1982, this light golden lager is brewed with a blend of two and six-row malt and cereal grains for an indeniable smooth taste. This is the best selling beer in the U.S. and the #1 beer in the world. Anheuser-Busch / Light Lager / 4.2% ABV / 20oz. / $4.75 Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA Continuously hopped with 60 additions over a 60 minute boil for a bold, citrus hop flavour. This is the perfect IPA for any hop lover. / IPA / 6.0% ABV / 18oz. / $6.00 Jefferson Bourbon Stout Aged for 60 days in Jefferson Reserve bourbon this black stout has hints of dill and fruit with flavours of vanilla and bourbon with a semi-sweet finish. Bluegrass Brewing Company / Stout / 9.0% ABV / 14oz. / $5.00 Sam Adams Boston Lager Wide range of floral, piney and citrus aromas with rich malt sweetness and a lingering smooth finish. Boston Beer Company / Lager / 4.9% ABV / 20oz. / $6.50

Layered Beers Black and Tan Guinness layered over Bass, 20oz., $6.50 Black Garden Guinness layered over Hoegaarden, 20oz., $6.50 Black Hara Guinness layered over O'Hara's, 20oz., $6.50 Black Velvet Guinness layered over Magner's Cider, 20oz., $6.50 Brave Liver Half Magner's Cider, half draft of your choice, 20oz., $6.50 Bumblebee Guinness layered over Boddington's, 20oz., $6.50 Guinness layered over Harp, 20oz., $6.50 Snake Bite Harp layered over Magner's Cider, 20oz., $6.50 Rotating Taps Here today, Gone tomorrow! Cain's Finest Bitters From Liverpool, England this dark amber ale has rich, perfectly balanced flavours of premium malts and Golding hops. A refreshing, yet full-bodied ale. Named the Champion Bitter Ale of Britain in 1991 and Silver Medal Winner at the International Brewing Industry Awards in 2002. Robert Cain & Company / Bitter / 4.8% ABV / 20oz. / $5.00 Widmer Hefeweizen A pale wheat ale from Oregon with bold, clean pronounced citrus and floral aromas. This unflitered ale is best served with a lemon for that traditional American Hefeweizen citrus flavour. Widmer Brothers Brewing Co. / Pale Wheat Ale / 4.9% ABV / 20oz. / $6.50 Fuller's Organic Honey Dew Ale The UK's best selling, 100% organic ale. Light and golden with a zesty edge and a bittersweet flavour. Brewed with real honey for a gentle sweetness that appeals to even those who wouldn't normally beer. Griffin Brewery / Organic Ale / 5.0% ABV / 20oz. / $6.50 Cask-Conditioned Ale Legend Pale Ale An American style pale ale with a moderate bitterness and agressive hop flavor and aroma. Triple hopped for a medium bodied brew with a dry finish. Legend Brewing Co. / Pale Ale / 6.0% ABV / 16oz. / $7.00 Featured Wine Biltmore Estates Chardonnay Medium-bodied style with subtle aromas of vanilla and pear, with prominent flavours of golden apples and peach with a semi-dry finish. $5 Glass $20 Bottle Coppola Sofia Refreshing and stylish, with a fragrant perfume of fresh strawberries and rose petals preceded by ripe juicy flavours of cherry, raspberry and citrus zest. $5 Glass $20 Bottle Featured The Princess Kate A refreshing citrus summer cocktail fit for a princess! Made with Tanqueray No. 10, Triple Sec, Orange Juice and a splash of grenadine. Garnished with an orange wheel to bring out the sweet orange and cherry flavours. Bottled Beers

England Newcastle , 12oz., $4.25 Sam Smith Taddy Porter, 12oz., $5.75 Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout, 12oz., $5.75 Sam Smith Nut Brown Ale, 12oz., $5.75 Well's Banana Bread, 16.9oz., $9.95

Germany Aventinus, 16.9oz., $8.95 Hoppenweisse, 16.9oz., $8.95 Schneider-Weisse, 16.9oz., $7.95

Scotland Belhaven Scottish Ale, 12oz., $4.95 BrewDog Punk IPA, 12oz., $5.95 Fraoch Heather Ale, 16.9oz., $9.95 Harviestoun's Bitter and Twisted, 16.9oz., $8.95

Ireland O'Hara's Irish Stout, 12oz., $5.95 Smithwick's Irish Red, 12oz., $4.25

Belgium Chimay Blue, 11.2oz., $8.95 Chimay Red, 11.2oz., $8.95 Chimay White, 11.2oz., $8.95 Duvel Golden Ale, 11.2oz., $7.95 Lindeman's (, Peche or Kriek), 12oz., $9.95

Czech Republic Urquell, 12oz., $4.25

Brazil Xingu Black Lager, 12oz., $4.95 Bottled Beers

Australia Foster's Lager, 25.4oz., $6.95

France Kronenbourg 1664, 12oz., $4.95

Netherlands Amstel Light, 12oz., $4.25 Grolsch, 15.2oz., $6.55 Heineken, 12oz., $4.25 Buckler (Non-Alcoholic), 12oz., $3.75

Jamaica Red Stripe, 12oz., $4.25

Mexico Corona, 12oz., $4.25 Corona Light, 12oz., $4.24

American Craft Anchor Steam, 12oz., $4.25 Dogfish Head 90 Minute, 12oz., $5.75 Killian's Irish Red, 12oz., $4.25 Legend Pale Ale, 12oz., $4.25 Redbridge (Gluten-Free), 12oz., $4.25 Shiner Bock, 12oz., $4.25 Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, 12oz., $4.25 St. George Golden Ale, 12oz., $4.25 Yuengling, 12oz., $3.75

Domestic Budweiser, 12oz., $3.75 Bud Light, 12oz., $3.75 Coors Light, 12oz., $3.75 Michelob Ultra, 12oz., $3.75 Miller Lite, 12oz., $3.75 White Wines

J. Lohr White Riesling Very youthful, pale brassy yellow colour with enticing fruit aromas of green apple, apricot, rose and wet stones Monterey $6 Glass $22 Bottle

Beringer White Zinfandel Medium-bodied blush wine with subtle aromas of rose and violet, with soft flavours of strawberry and melon with a semi-sweet finish. California $6 Glass $20 Bottle

Beringer Pinot Grigio Medium-bodied with refreshing aromas of citrus, melon and tropical fruits and subtle flavours of pear and banana, with a crisp, semi-dry finish. California $6 Glass $20 Bottle

MacMurray Ranch Pinot Gris Medium-bodied, with great acidity and bright flavours of honeydew melon and peach, with a semi-dry, crisp, refreshing finish. Russian River $8 Glass $28 Bottle

Biltmore Estates Sauvignon Blanc Heavily aromatic, with intense aromas of tropical fruits and citrus zest with concentrated flavours of grapefruit and a crisp refreshing, dry finish. East Coast $8 Glass $28 Bottle

Stone Cellar Chardonnay Medium-bodied style with aromas of Asian pear and melon, vibrant apple hints of citrus and tropical fruits leading to a luscious, smooth, semi-dry finish. California $6 Glass $20 Bottle

Chateau St. Jean Chardonnay Medium-bodied style with intense aromas of toasted oak and spice, with vibrant flavours of mango and papaya developing into a velvety finish with just a touch of butterscotch. Sonoma $8 Glass $28 Bottle

Martin Codax Albarino Full-bodied with flavours of ripe apples, peach, apricot, melon, grapefruit and lemon zest. Rich and elegant with a dry finish. Spain $7 Glass $26 Bottle

Sparkling Wine Marquis De Tour 187mL, $8 Moet White , 750mL, $75 Red Wines

Biltmore Estates Pinot Noir Light-bodied, ruby red in colour, expressing rich aromas and flavours of red fruits and fresh, earth notes. Restrained when young, it will evolve into a smooth, complex wine. Sonoma $8 Glass $30 Bottle

McWilliams Merlot A pleasant, light to medium-bodied style with a great bouquet of spicy ripe plums and blackberries, highlighted by cinnamon and mocha with a moderately tannic finish. Australia $6 Glass $22 Bottle

Black Opal Cabernet/Merlot Medium-bodied, with a floral dark berry bouquet with hints of cassis and mint on the palate with a well structured tannic finish. Australia $7 Glass $26 Bottle

Louis M. Martini Cabernet Sauvignon Medium-bodied, with aromas of cherry and blackberry, highlighted by a sweet mouth feel with just enough structure to lead it into a full flavour finish. California $7 Glass $26 Bottle

Coppola Diamond Series Claret As its British-derived name implies, this is a cabernet sauvignon based wine created in the same style as classic Bordeaux. This claret is supple and rich with smooth tannins, ripe berry flavours and seductive aromas. California $8 Glass $30 Bottle

Mad Dog & Englishman Shiraz Crimson in color, the bright raspberry nose offers hints of clove and pepper. Rich flavours of ripe black fruits are followed by notes of vanilla and cinnamon leading to a long, smooth finish. Spain $8 Glass $30 Bottle

Bridlewood Syrah Full-bodied, showcasing intense fruit aromas of blueberry and black cherry flavours in concert with herbal species with a round, juicy, fruit forward finish. California $8 Glass $30 Bottle

Wine Flight Your choice of three different 2oz. pours $8

The Queen Mary Park Lane Tavern's signature spicy with Absolut and Guinness Stout. Served on the rocks with a 5oz. beer back of your choice.

Lucy in the Sky (With Diamonds) Absolut Vanilla, Malibu Rum, Blue Curacao and pineapple juice on the rocks garnished with a sugar rim.

007 A refreshing blend of Bacardi 0 rum, orange juice and a splash of Sierra Mist.

Lovely Rita Cuervo Gold blended with Blue Curacao, Melon liqueur, fresh lemon and lime juice garnished with a half salt and sugar rim.

Ticket to Ride Delicious Absollt Apeach blended with cranberry, pineapple and orange juice, served on the rocks.

Yellow Submarine Bacardi 0, Bacardi Limon and Malibu Rum with tropical flavors of banana, pineapple and orange juice, garnished with a Pussers Rum floater.

Twist & Shout Malibu Rum with Melon and Banana Liqueur, blended with sour mix and pineapple juice.

Penny Lane Absolut Vanilla, Malibu Rum, Banana Liqueur, orange and pineapple juice with a splash of grenadine, garnished with an orange and cherry.

Pimm's Cup Pimm's No. 1 Liqueur, Sierra Mist, and fresh mint, garnished with a cucumber slice - A British Classic! Martinis

Hendricks -Tini Hendricks Single Barrel Gin served chilled and up, garnished with a cucumber slice.

White Cosmopolitan Smirnoff Cranberry with cointreau and lemonade, served with a fresh squeeze of lime and a lemon twist.

Strawberry Fields Martini Smirnoff Strawberry and raspberry liqueur, shaken with a splash of pineapple juice, and garnished with a sugar rim.

White Chocolate Martini Absolut Vanilla and Irish cream, with white crème de cocoa, blended with french vanilla cream and garnished with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

French-Tini Smirnoff Citrus blended with raspberry liqueur and pineapple juice, garnished with a sugar rim.

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Absolut Vanilla blended with pineapple juice and garnished with a grenadine sinker.

Lemon Drop Tini Absolut Citron with fresh lemon and lime juice, shaken and served with a sugar rim.

Sex in the City Absolut Vodka and Peach schnapps with a splash of cranberry juice, garnished with a lemon twist. Single Malt Scotches In for a to earn the title of single malt scotch, it must have been: produced from barley malt rather than grain; distilled from only one brewery, rather than "blended" with others; and it must be distilled and matured in Scotland. To make single malt scotch, take some pure natural water, some malted barley, peated to your specification, add yeast for a foaming ferment, let the alchemy of the copper pot-still distill its magic, and them make an oak cask home. During maturation, the casks are marked and stored in a warehouse, where by law they are left undisturbed for a minimum of three years. Single malts, however, are rarely, if ever, marketed at this age. They gain their unique roundness, depth and length of finish through maturity. Lowland malts tend to be softer and lighter in both flavour and colour; shaped by the gentle landscapes and the temperate climate of the region. They make a good starting point for anyone keen on exploring single malts. Highland malts owe their diversity to the vast size of the region and to the wildly contrasting landscapes of its east and west coasts. The western area produces scotches of dry, firm character, with some peatiness, while those from the north take on a heathery, spicy character. Islay malts (pronounced "eye-luh") have a distinctive character all their own; deeply infused with peat, and an undertone of sea air and iodine. Lowland Malts Glenkinchie 12 Year - $10 Subtle aromas of earth and smoke, with flavours of lemon grass and citurs, followed by a light and zesty finish. Highland/Speyside Balvenie Doublewood 12 Year - $11 A graceful bouquet of cedar and clove, with delicious hints of cocoa and black walnut, ending with a slightly smoky finish. Cragganmore 12 Year - $12 Subtle herbal aromas of dill, rosemary and basil, with pear and apple flavours on the palate, and a warm clean finish Dalmore Cigar Malt - $11 A subtle bouquet of cranberry and strawberry, balanced by flavours of honeycomb and sweet tobacco. Dalwhinnie 15 Year - $12 An essence of violet and rose on the nose, with subtle flavours of nutmeg and spice, followed by a delicate smoky, peaty finish. Glenfiddich 12 Year - $9 Aromas of golden apples and pears, with flavours of toasted walnut accompanied by a subtle smoky finish. Glenlivet 12 Year - $9 Intense aromas of vanilla, with fruity flavours of toasted walnut accompanied by a subtle smokey finish. Glemorangie The Original 10 Year - $11 Light floral aromas of lily and heather, with concentrated fruit flavours of apple and pear, with an elegant butterscotch finish. Glenmorangie Lasanta - $12 A subtle bouquet of apricot and tangerine, followed by toasted walnut and honey flavours, finished with a light, smoky overtone. Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban - $12 Pleasant aromas of dried rose petals and light smoke, with a flavorful palate of figs and blackberries; followed by a spicy, cedar finish. Glenmorangie 18 Year - $19 Deep aromas of vanilla bean and peat, with concentrated flavours of caramel and sweet tobacco, balanced by a velvety oak finish. MaCallan 12 Year - $11 A subtle essence of peat and honey on the nose, with rich flavours of sweet maple and coconut, and a robust tannic finish. MaCallan 18 Year - $25 Concentrated aromas of smoked peat and spice, followed by flavours ranging from citrus and melon to caramelized sugar and oak, all balanced by a pronounced full-bodied flavorful finish. Oban 14 Year - $12 Hints of herbs and red seaweed, with a lingering smoked tobacco flavour and citric fruit flavour, developing into a warm, creamy, light earthy finish. Islay Malts Lagavulin - 16 Year Highly aromatic with aromas of smoked game and charcoal, with a dried fruit flavour, complemented by a bold, continuous finish. Laphroaig 10 Year - $10 Interesting aromas of wet straw and ash, complemented by a light salt and pineapple brine flavour, followed by a crisp finish. Isle of Skye Malts Talisker 10 Year - $12 Intense aromas of highly smoked peat and iodine, married with an abundance of citric fruit flavours, developing into a lasting flavourful finish.

Scotch Sampler - $14 Your choice of any three different 1oz. pours of scotch. Served neat with a side of rocks and a fresh spring water back. Small Batch and Single Barrel Bourbons Basil Hayden's Small Batch - $9 Subtle aromas of lavender and dill, with flavours of sweet vanilla and caramel, balanced by a light lingering finish. Booker's Small Batch - $11 Mild aromas of charcoal and smoke, followed by a robust flavour of toffee, with a spicy, fruity finish. Baker's Small Batch - $10 A delicate presence of lily and black pepper on the nose, mellowed out by a hint of butterscotch with a round, creamy finish. Bulleit's Small Batch - $8 A concentrated herbal and grassy bouquet, married with flavors of dates and figs, followed by a dry, crisp finish. Russell's Reserve Small Batch - $9 Reminiscent components of cinnamon and clove, with abundant flavours of black walnuts and cedar, with a touch of hazelnut sweetness on the finish. Knob Creek 9 Year Small Batch - $8 Hints of dandelion and clover on the nose, balanced by flavours of maple and toasted almonds, ending with a spicy, warm finish. Woodford Reserve Small Batch - $8 Mild aromas of cedar and tobacco, with an essence of citrus and spice on the palate, followed by a lingering caramel finish. Elijah Craig 12 Year Small Batch - $8 Light touches of honey, caramel and cocoa in a straight forward confident balance, which follows with a full, spicy finish. Elmer T. Lee Single Barrel - $8 Aromas of rich malt and rye with kumquats, mint and a hint of juniper, tastes of sweet honey and raisin, finishing with flavours of juniper and cocoa. Rare Single Barrel - $11 Aromas of gentle grain, toasted honey-wheat bread transforming into a bourbon bouquet of rich banana and charcoal, then the taste explodes into sweet and oily flavors of black raisins, grapefruit, oak and candied almonds. Blanton's Single Barrel - $11 An interesting bouquet of salt and pepper, with a spicy rye and brown sugar flavour, followed by a charming fruit and floral finish. Rock Hill Farms Single Barrel - $11 An intense fragrance of vanilla bean and coconut, followed by a spicy, creamy, luscious finish. Bourbon Sampler - $14 Your choice of any three 1oz. pours of different bourbons. Served neat with a side of rocks and a fresh spring water back. After Dinner Irish Coffee Fresh hot coffee with Irish whiskey and a splash of Irish cream. Topped off with whipped cream and a drizzle of crème de menthe.

Milky Way Fresh hot chocolate with Smirnoff Vanilla and butterscotch schnapps. Topped off with whipped cream and drizzles of chocolate syrup and caramel sauce.

Latte Tini Van Gogh Espresso Vodka, coffee liqueur, Irish cream and light crème de cocoa with a splash of cream. Served straight up with a drizzle of chocolate syrup and a dallop of whipped cream.

Cognacs B&B $7 Benedictine $7 Hennessey V.S. $8 Hennessey V.S.O.P $10 Courvoisier V.S. $8 Courvoisier V.S.O.P $10

Grand Marnier Flight An award-winning French liqueur created in 1880, from a blend of cognacs and distilled essence of bitter orange. This flight includes 1 oz. pours of Grand Marnier Cordon Rouge Original, Grand Marnier Cuvee du Centenaire 100 Year and Grand Marnier Cuvee Speciale Cinquantenaire 150 Year. $50

Johnnie Walker Flight The most widely distributed brand of blended Scotch whisky in the world from Kilmarnock, Scotland. This flight includes 1oz. pours of Green 15 Year, Gold Label 18 Year and Blue Label, one of the most expensive blended scotches on the market. $40 Well Done Toasts The old world drinking tradition of tasting is alive and well when each person raises their glass, and with nods and eye contact pays their respects. Europeans are a bit more formal with their toasting, reserving it for formal dinners often with a Toast List. In Britain, the first toast is to the The Queen after which a series of speeches are recited. Clinking glasses appears to be an American custom. Some overseas hosts may look with apprehension as the 18th century crystal is subject to exuberant collision. It is good policy to have a suitable toast or two in mind, it will come in very handy and is a great impression maker. However, in case you suffer from a case of toasters block, allow us to assist you with some ideas:

"Meet you under the table." - Traditional Toast

"To our best friends, who know the worst about us, but refuse to believe it." - Traditional Toast

"Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after." -Lord Byron (1788-1824)

"Then trust me, there's nothing like drinking o pleasant this side of the grave; It keeps the unhappy from thinking, And makes even the valiant more brave." -Chertes Dibdin (1745-1814) British actor and dramatist

"May what goes down not come back up again." -Traditional Toast

"The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness." - Sir Walter Raleigh The Philosopher's Drinking Song

by Monty Python

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heideggar was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table. David Hume could out consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates himself was permanently pissed. John Stewart Mill of his own free will, After half a pint of was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, Half a crate of whiskey every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle. And Hobes was fond of his dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I am!" Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.