I Pulled the Trigger and Bought a Sex Doll. [text essay ~2500 words /w SFW pictures] 103 upvotes | 17 February, 2018 | by Autisticus
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11SOCK • 61 points • 18 February, 2018 03:03 AM
I could try hitting the gym for 6 months, shell out a minimum 300+ bucks for a new wardrobe, 50+ bucks for an expensive haircut, get a prescription for contacts at 240+, some money for a vasectomy.
I find it kind of sad that you would spend $1,000 on a sex doll instead of the above. Don't make the mistake of tying self-improvement towards an end goal of getting laid. There have been quite a few comments on this sub to the effect of, "I'm not trying to impress a woman, so why bother improving myself". Who cares about what a woman thinks, improve yourself so that you can have a better quality of life.
Autisticus[S] • 17 points • 18 February, 2018 04:05 AM I hear you. That's why I included the caveat of 'not doing this now.' I work a lot and it's mostly wake up, cook breakfast, pack it up, go to work for 9 hours, come home, decompress, sleep etc etc. I'm comfortable right now and comfort is a slippery slope.
jargonoid • 12 points • 18 February, 2018 05:18 AM
comfort is a slippery slope.
Damn dude. Ain't that the truth.
Erogamer214 • 3 points • 18 February, 2018 04:47 PM Slap a Vive tracker on her and you got yourself whatever you want in VR...
DatDustDoe • 12 points • 17 February, 2018 11:08 PM I bought a test piece of TPE and it's squishy to the touch (better than expected) but has this kind of tacky texture. How is she in terms of "skin" feel?
Autisticus[S] • 10 points • 17 February, 2018 11:14 PM That makes sense. You have to powder the outside of your TPE dolls with cornstarch or babypowder. You load a sock up with powder and pat it all over the doll for even distribution before you use a large, soft makeup brush to sweep it off. Once you do that, the tackiness vanishes and it does feel very skin-like.
vcxzgh1234comment score below threshold • -34 points • 18 February, 2018 09:43 AM I would like to point out if you think a NICE wardrobe costs $300 your clothes are shit My YSL jeans are $4900 a pair and my Etro shirts are $2000 each- you sound like all your shit is from a second hand old navy Also I get my hair done at a stylist for about $1000, usually every 2 weeks- so your haircut is shit too I mean seriously And you have roommate- just sad Everyone on here is so fucking poor and tasteless
--shaunoftheliving • 20 points • 18 February, 2018 12:01 PM Cool story, liberace www.TheRedArchive.com Page 5 of 11 vcxzgh1234comment score below threshold • -8 points • 18 February, 2018 12:14 PM I am the gay one for having style? He is literally fucking a child sized sex doll and hiding it because he knows it’s ridiculous Whatever
--shaunoftheliving • 27 points • 18 February, 2018 12:40 PM Spending $7k on jeans and a shirt, and $2k a month on a 'stylist?' Yeah, I think I'll file that under 'flaming'.
IFuckedZoeQuinn • 20 points • 18 February, 2018 12:59 PM You call $4900 jeans "stylish?" Get with the times hun. Those are peasant clothes. You might as well cut a couple holes in an empty grain sack.
xoashley • 8 points • 18 February, 2018 01:20 PM lmao, I'm not sure what's more retarded: you lying about wearing YSL (they don't even have mens, or womens jeans that cost that much - mens are all under 1200), you thinking 4900$ jeans would look nice when you could literally get pacsun or RL/AE jeans that look the exact same for 10% of the actual cost of YSL jeans... or the guy who buys a 1,000$ child sex doll instead of interacting with actual women who are going to be satisfied with an outfit that looks nice, not the price tag. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Tomato_Joker • 1 point • 23 March, 2018 09:32 PM TIL all short women are children.
xoashley • 1 point • 2 May, 2018 08:43 PM What
[deleted] • 4 points • 18 February, 2018 12:54 PM You spend $26k a year on haircuts? What's the tip on something like that?
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[deleted] • 5 points • 18 February, 2018 01:14 PM Damn, cheap ass. I bet your stylist isn't too happy about that, I wonder if your hair even looks like a $500 cut
Autisticus[S] • 4 points • 18 February, 2018 12:35 PM Okay
FridgeCape • 3 points • 18 February, 2018 04:28 PM 1k for a haircut? What kind of fucking haircut do you get? And 5k jeans? I don’t know any celebrity that pays that much for jeans. You just sound like an idiot mate. Noone needs to pay that much for clothes, even designer clothes. Your shit is also probably super basic looking. Your haircut too. Fuck off. www.TheRedArchive.com Page 6 of 11 Tomato_Joker • 1 point • 23 March, 2018 09:28 PM People work hard for their money, and wear what they can afford without going broke. It's sad how people who spend all their money on brand-name designer clothing have to use brands to define themselves, because of lack of personality.
Goaliej • 11 points • 18 February, 2018 12:18 AM Clean up will be much much easier if you go on ebay and purchase what's called female condoms. Remove the ring from inside the condom, lube yourself up, slip the condom on and then enter her with the condom on.
Helikzhan • 10 points • 18 February, 2018 06:19 AM From one doll owner to another: The cleaning issue is much easier handled by just setting her on a towel after you're done, to drain out. 10-20 minutes later just rub around the interior with wet wipes. Then let her dry out for powdering. I haven't carried either of mine to the shower since I got them first week. So long time. No problems there. No more difficult than cleaning a fleshlight. The skin flaws are something the 1-2k range dolls are going to have. I'm not talking splits. More random spots flaking off. Very rare for this to happen and easily fixed if you follow the instructions. Not inconvenient for me. Most people just keep the doll in a body stocking. You don't even notice, don't even have to powder often and she will be silky smooth on contact all the time. For 1k man you got screwed. 1AM has the Kimber model which is a little under 5' and weighs about 60-70lbs. It's always about 1.5k. So you were close enough to get that doll and she's very much worth the price. Especially if you're under 6 feet tall. Hands: Hands suck. You will learn to hate the hands on these dolls. Those little wires are not made to bend much. They will dislocate and break inside. Just be aware of that. Even the high end 9-10k dolls have shitty hand problems. It's either cheap wires or sophisticated digits that poke through the material. They're getting better on the high end but it's a real problem. For me the purchases are justified by the fact I use them. It's really that simple. The dolls alone weren't meant to replace women. I just needed something more than a fleshlight to play with. I've bought things I've never used in years. No shit. For perspective that's a bad purchase.
blippyz • 1 point • 23 February, 2018 08:09 AM
Even the high end 9-10k dolls have shitty hand problems.
Which ones are 9-10k? I thought RealDoll was the most expensive brand and their website says they're about 5k.
Helikzhan • 1 point • 23 February, 2018 04:30 PM Oh really? Realdoll must be getting cheaper to compete with the TPE brands. The used to be 9-10k. I'll have to look. Yeah, the hands on these dolls are really bad. The design just isn't there yet.
blippyz • 1 point • 23 February, 2018 05:10 PM If you treat them carefully do they still tear occasionally and require a significant amount of maintenance? I've been thinking about getting one but I really don't want it to turn into a huge endeavor. www.TheRedArchive.com Page 7 of 11 Helikzhan • 1 point • 23 February, 2018 05:39 PM It's hard to not damage them. The doll weight coming down on them or you coming down on them is enough to break wires or skin. They cast them hard but aside from binding all the fingers there isn't much they can do.
blippyz • 1 point • 23 February, 2018 08:11 PM Oh ok, thanks for the info. Is the rest of the body still prone to tearing/damaging or is it fairly durable if you're not careless with it?
Helikzhan • 2 points • 23 February, 2018 08:19 PM Ass hips legs torso and arms are durable. No problems there.
redditloginfail • 8 points • 18 February, 2018 03:47 AM Nice review! I have a similar doll, but with removable insert. I also do not regret the experience, as i learned from it. But most of the time i just end up using my toys instead for convenience. Dolls are really pretty, though.
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Autisticus[S] • 1 point • 18 February, 2018 04:54 AM That's sort of what I was getting at in my review- she feels very authentic but a 3' doll is too small. If you develop a good mix of lubrication and water, it's basically the same as the actual thing. Her butt is small but it feels real. You have to find a good position and a good blend of lube and water. As soon as you find that, it's literally sex. I used Astroglide gel and all by itself it's not very good. I found that if I can use a squirt bottle to add some water to the mix, it enhances the experience ten fold.
Snark-O-Meter • 6 points • 18 February, 2018 06:27 AM 3'? That's a child with breasts.
Autisticus[S] • 3 points • 18 February, 2018 04:48 PM I didn't realize how short the doll was until it arrived. I just wanted a discreet doll to store easily. But again, like I said in my conclusion: if I could go back in time, I wouldn't have bought such a tiny doll.
CompletelyIncorrect0 • 7 points • 18 February, 2018 06:00 AM Kind of personal, but how do you get around the feeling of fucking something that seems dead? The size seems like a huge issue too, but isn't it kind of cold? My favorite part of sex is not just the feeling, but also how she reacts - the moans, the movements, the expressions on her face. Do you supplement part of real sex with porn while with the doll? Do you warm it up somehow?
Helikzhan • 5 points • 18 February, 2018 06:24 AM TPE retains heat very well. A few minutes of cuddling or putting her in a hot blanket does the trick. She will eventually warm up to something resembling body temperature. The orifices will transfer lots of heat off you and retain it which makes it very realistic. www.TheRedArchive.com Page 8 of 11 My favorite position was always to put a woman in prone and fuck her silly from behind. So the doll mimics that well enough. That might not be ideal for all guys though. For me porn isn't needed. It can enhance the effort or actually kill the effort. So for me it's not worth using. It kills it sometimes as the positions constantly change on screen and it breaks the connection to the doll. My desire now is boiled down to nice ass, fuck toy. Reciprocity doesn't matter.
NiceIce • 4 points • 18 February, 2018 02:18 AM Here is their website: http://shop.monamourtoujours.com
NiceIce • 3 points • 18 February, 2018 02:23 AM What model doll did you get?
Autisticus[S] • 4 points • 18 February, 2018 04:03 AM* I bought the petite soleil series Candace. Really cute doll. But.. it seems as though the page can't be found anymore? Questionmark? http://shop.monamourtoujours.com/soleil-sun-collection-petite/candice/ She used to be here but the link is now defunct barely 3 weeks later. Huh. This is the same doll. Same price and everything. https://reallovesexdolls.com/100cm-d-cup-selena/ EDIT: Apparently the 5'2 doll I wanted to buy is no longer for sale either. EDIT EDIT: I found the doll I bought. Sounds like Amour is just rearranging. http://shop.monamourtoujours.com/petite-collection-various-manufacturers/candice/
NiceIce • 2 points • 18 February, 2018 04:21 AM Maybe you got the last one, lol!
Autisticus[S] • 2 points • 18 February, 2018 04:30 AM http://shop.monamourtoujours.com/petite-collection-various-manufacturers/candice/ Oh no, here she is. That's the doll I bought.
NiceIce • 1 point • 18 February, 2018 04:36 AM Aww, she's a cutie.
1st10Amendments • 2 points • 18 February, 2018 06:21 AM Can you post more pictures of her face, please?
Fleshlightporn • 2 points • 18 February, 2018 10:37 AM Thank you for the info and review OP. I know there are others out there including myself who are interested in a love doll but it is too far outside our budget. I did a bunch of research and ended up buying a plush doll instead, mainly because I already had a bunch of Fleshlights and had made a generic doll out of foam and clothes and it wasn't the same. I have posted this several times here in the sub but here it is again for those who haven't seen my other posts.
www.TheRedArchive.com Page 9 of 11 If you are considering a plush doll. Read my post below as I have posted it here a few times. You guys don't need to spend $1000+ if you are interested in getting a doll. I spent $230 over the holidays for a "plush" doll to stick my Fleshlights in. Ordered a USB warmer, a small boycut swimsuit (so as not to make a mess on the hard to wash fabric), wig, and some fake tits meant for mastectomy recipients off Amazon. (Total cost about $300 not counting inserts) All my sexual needs are now met in 30 minutes or less and there is no nagging or female bullshit to deal with. I've had better and more frequent awesome orgasms in the last two months since getting all this than the previous 10 years with my ex-wife. Meiki Plush DX https://www.toydemon.com/meiki-plush-dx I'm not affiliated at all with toy demon or Fleshlight (username is just what I picked for my alt account to post and subscribe to NSFW subreddits without being tied to my main). I just figured since we keep seeing these sex robot/doll posts every week some of you may be interested in a more affordable alternative. And yes, this is so much superior to your hand or even just using a Fleshlight in every way. Cleanup is still pretty simple and takes just a few minutes since it is an insert and the doll weighs like 3 pounds and is easy to hide in a large bag or footlocker in a closet. One of the non-price reasons I ended up getting the Meiki Plush DX was that it seems much easier to clean and store than a doll. I just pull my Fleshlight out and clean it versus having to lug a huge doll to the sink/shower and clean it that way. OP. Thanks for your really informative post as well. Also saved for future reference.
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Autisticus[S] • 1 point • 18 February, 2018 04:52 PM I didn't realize just how small 3' was. I just wanted a doll I could easily maneuver and store. I don't intend to buy a doll under 5' again.
JayJayEcks • 1 point • 18 February, 2018 03:01 PM* The first doll, seemingly, you get wrong. If I had to do it all over again, I would have ordered from www.silidoll.com, the first time. For what you paid, you should have ordered a Suki, Sumi, Suri, or Suriwaai. I went all out and on my second purchase, I got a Sukiwaai doll. Worth it. Internals and all. do0rkn0b • 1 point • 18 February, 2018 07:21 PM Ok who's alt is this
Tomato_Joker • 1 point • 23 March, 2018 09:22 PM Members of The Doll Forum are real bros, they really don't give a flying fox what others think/say about them and their dolls, they just go along with their business and happily move on with their lives. I've got a lot of respect for them.
[deleted] • 1 point • 4 April, 2018 02:21 PM Well, the super realistic silicone sex dolls here are only 799 EUR https://www.dindoll.com
Jumpman_9 • 1 point • 14 June, 2018 04:11 AM I think TPE is the way to go. From my research it seems like the most realistic material. Looks really responsive www.TheRedArchive.com Page 10 of 11 and jiggly. I found this website if anyone is interested. My Dear Sex Doll. They have a ton of reviews on their dolls, and they look amazing. About to get one myself
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