I Pulled the Trigger and Bought a Sex Doll. [Text Essay ~2500 Words /W SFW Pictures] 103 Upvotes | 17 February, 2018 | by Autisticus
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I Pulled the Trigger and Bought a Sex Doll. [text essay ~2500 words /w SFW pictures] 103 upvotes | 17 February, 2018 | by Autisticus <The obligatory ‘This Isn’t an Advertisement, This is Only My Personal Experience Disclaimer’ goes here. Please forgive my camera quality.> Dolls are socially taboo at worst, and have a bad reputation at best. I know there are a number of MGTOW and men in general who are kind of interested in the subject so I thought I’d chronicle my experience. -Why buy a doll?- I’m 30 and I’ve had a two and a half year dry spell after I split with my fiancé and apparently, I’m developing a bit of a thirst these days. Trust me, I don’t want to, but I can’t help it. I texted and videogamed with a gamergirl for a couple weeks this autumn, but knowledge of The Black Pill/AWALT does things to a man, so I’ve been 100% monk for the past 3 months and still going strong. A MGTOW thread on escorts was posted awhile back and I decided to do some research in my locale. Everything was too expensive and brief. Nevermind the fact that there were chances of catfishing and fake reviews written by blind simps or the whores themselves. Forget it. Too much money for realistically only 20-30 minutes of fun. I could try hitting the gym for 6 months, shell out a minimum 300+ bucks for a new wardrobe, 50+ bucks for an expensive haircut, get a prescription for contacts at 240+, some money for a vasectomy, and then MAYBE spin some tinder plates or get some kind of vague female attention to scratch this stubborn itch. But that’s… a shitload of money and effort for not too much, certainly not any guaranteed, benefit (fit body aside). Plus, I can’t forget the risks of hooking up with women: pregnancy, rape lies, cheating women with violent boyfriends, stds, etc. Plus, it’s not like they don’t have an entire city’s worth of men right at their fingertips. I don’t matter and I’m invisible. No thanks, I’m not doing that today. Then, a couple weeks ago, I stumbled across the one MGTOW’s post who wrote on his positive experiences with an entry level sex doll that he bought off amazon for 600-700$. https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7s0byk/sex_dolls_are_awesome/ I mean, everyone knows about sex dolls and the general stigma attached to them but I was intrigued. This would require more research. I spoke with the OP and he answered my questions about doll basics. I decided I wanted to try one. It would need to be small so I could hide it when friends and family arrived and to conceal it from my roommate- not so much out of shame per se, but to try and explain/justify a doll purchase to these people would only be met with disbelief, pity, and/or disdain. “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.” -Buying the Doll- Amazon was a mixed bag. The prices were decent but 90% of the art assets were stolen and the user submitted pictures were horrifying. The dolls they were selling were these glossy(slimy?), non-detailed, mannequin looking rubber things that had a few holes to use, a blatantly disheveled looking wig, cheap makeup, and a permanently shocked expression. Jesus. I could never get it up to a sight like that. I’m not wasting 300-500$ on a formless proto-human jelly creature. But there was one 100cm doll I found on amazon that was utterly adorable. It was a reasonable price around 370$, but again, the user pictures gave me pause. What was shipped looked sort of like what was advertised… But I began looking at other sites dedicated purely to dolls instead. The prices were insanely high and they varied drastically from site to www.TheRedArchive.com Page 1 of 11 site for identical looking dolls- I imagine there are casts of dolls these businesses have access to so they must charge based on the materials they use, arbitrary overhead, and the speed of shipping. I wanted to buy via Amazon because of their cheap price and potential return policy but I needed more input. I went off, found The Doll Forum, and lurked for a while. Everyone there seemed pretty relaxed, accepting, and easygoing. All my questions posted were answered. Some men suggested I check the Used section of the forums for a deal but, health/sanitation concerns aside, even those were very expensive or way too big to hide somewhere. I was directed by a very enthusiastic user to a shop called Mon Amours Toujours that had a wide selection of dolls. I messaged the owner of the site with a few questions and he was prompt to answer. The doll’s 1000$ price tag was twice the size of my budget, but I wanted to risk it. I wasn’t going to miss any bills or starve from spending that money, and so I had to take the gamble. At least the price I saw on the site included absolutely everything from labor to shipment. The forum said buying from a reputable seller is better than risking money on a budget model on Amazon as far as quality and durability went. If a highly rated Amazon doll is 600-700$, why not spend another 300-400 extra dollars on a good reputation and the assurance of a quality product? I waited a few days to make sure this was absolutely something I wanted to do. In the meantime I couldn’t stop thinking about the doll, so I finally pulled the trigger. I got a notification that it’d take about 14 business days for the doll’s manufacture and then another 10 days to come from china. It was going to take a month, effectively. 8 days later, I was told the doll passed inspection and would be shipped out from china the next day. Oh? Nice! The owner included some pictures and true enough, her face looked just like the one that was advertised. FedEx said it’d arrive from china in one week on Monday. I got that day off, but then FedEx went and suddenly dropped the doll off on the Friday before instead. It was awesome that everything was so amazingly ahead of schedule, barely ~2.5 weeks from order placement to reception, but I had to scramble around the weekend’s delivery hours. Not bad, coming from China. The doll was packed neatly and thoroughly- I made a point to save all the packing materials, even if I don’t plan to directly store them with the doll. It came with tools: gloves, an s-hook, a large circle bolt to hang the body, a wash bottle and a brush. I didn’t use the brush much because I don’t want to straighten out the curls in her hair. I was pleasantly surprised by her figure- her breasts looked utterly gigantic in the picture I got from the Chinese factory but as you can see here, she’s just a buxom, short woman with adult proportions. She’s just barely as tall as a doorknob on your standard door. The only observation I have is that she’s quite tan/pinkish. Not Hispanic-tan or anything but she still seems like she was out in the sun, metaphorically speaking. I would have preferred a pale doll, but maybe this is the default skin tone Amour has or maybe I selected the wrong one at checkout. The Review of the Doll -Physical Properties- Her skin is soft and the meat on her bones is firmer than an actual girl’s, but she’s still very squishy- her boobs have an admittedly sexy jiggle and are slightly hollow in the center, I think. A fleshlight is squishier than the doll. The skeleton feels solid and the joints are firm- she's not going to loll about at all like a marionette. Her knees can rotate around like a windmill, her hips can spread, her shoulders move like expected and the elbows can move like the knees. The fingers are posed via soft, bendable wires and the toes have no bones. There seems to be a small metal plate in the foot that you can manipulate to better pose her. She has three orifices, mouth, vagina and butt. I didn’t even realize she had a mouth orifice even though it was advertised. I don’t think I’m gonna use it ever because I seriously don’t want to mar her face and she looks weird with even just a finger. The vagina and butt have a slight texture within them though they’re mostly smooth and they’re quite deep. 12 hours after I opened her and set her up, my room www.TheRedArchive.com Page 2 of 11 really smells of the plastic- an odd flowery/chemically scent. The smell completely vanished after opening the window and letting a fan run for an hour. I washed her shipping blanket twice and handwashed her nightie with dish soap and those don’t smell anymore. I would wash the doll but I’ll have to set up some time to do it and figure out what brand of soap would be best. Let’s not beat around the bush. How would I rate the physical satisfaction? A solid, non-hyperbolic rating of Fantastic, but it’s a complicated answer and has some technicalities.