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Dear Ruthie,Ruthie, I'veI've beenbeen dating dating aa man man for for just just over a monthmonth andand things areare going well. We agreed to take things slowly,slowly, and the guy was very good with keepingkeeping that that promise toto me -up— up until until now. now. HeHe nownow wants wants me me to to meet meet hishis parents.parents. II think thisthis is way too bigbig ofof aa stepstep for us, butbut he disagrees.disagrees. WhatWhat cancan I dodo to makemake him him understand understand that that he's movingmoving tootoo fast now?now? II don't don't wantwant to lose himhim and and screw screw thingsthings up.up. What wouldwould you you do?do? (signed) Taking It Easy (signed) Tlaking lt Easy a Dear Easy, What wouldwould II do?do? I'dI'd taketake mymy aggressionsaggressions out out onon the guy without himhim Please check the website for Parade Applications and other info. knowing it. LittleLittle thingsthings that makemake youyou feelfeel like youyou pulled pulled oneone overover onon your Become a volunteer for the 2007 Pride Parade. partner include: HidingHiding the the extra extra toilettoilet paper;paper; switching switching sugar sugar with with salt salt &6 Both ladslads areare freshfresh faced, faced, enthusiastic enthusiastic The Longest, Finest Cocktail Hour in Town and playful. The boys look likelike theythey are 2 pm - 9 pm, Monday thru Friday having soso muchmuch fun that even a cute little pooch tries to get in on the action. Later, a a group group of of fivefive cyclists cyclists decidedecide to taketake aa breakbreak and exploreexplore a rundown mansion. JoshJosh EIIiot,Elliot, Troy AllenAllen and and BALLGAMEALLGAREE 196 S. 2nd St. • Milwaukee • 414-273-7474 Luke HamillHamill never never get get past past thethe stairwell tf. before they begin to tear offoff each Ns‹; other's cutecute little cycling outfits.outfits. Josh Elliot,EIliot, thethe onlyonly BelBel Ami Ami headliner headliner inin Mating Season,Season, soonsoon takestakes charge, charge, as as he and LukeLuke manhandle manhandle thethe more than MON. -Cocktail Hour 2pm-dose TUE. -Pull Tabs, drinks as low as 250 willing TroyTroy Allen. Allen. When When thethe stairs get WED. -Shots of Doctors $2, Mugs are $1.75 all night! too hard, the boysboys findfind a conveniently THUR. - Pull Tabs, drinks as low as 250 FRI. -Hors D'oeuvres handy mattress on thethe landing.landing. LetLet the SAT. SUN. & HOLIDAYS -Juice Drinks $3.25 11am - 6 pm, $1.75 mugs games begin. Upstairs,upstairs, poor poor Davy Davy Paxton is in aa badbad way, desperatelydesperately needing needing thethe releaserelease only the blond cutiecutie BenjaminBenjamin BloomBloom er can provide. DavyDavy begs and pleadspleads but as we know Benjamin isis going going toto give in,in, a991 just asas soon asas hehe seessees Davy'sDavy's major hardon encased within his skintight spandexspandex bikingbiking shorts. WeW® ThankThank Everyone for making Upup toto this this point point Mating Mating Season Season offers offers solid solid but but standard standard Bel Bel AmiAmi entertainment.entertainment. The next sequence, the film'sfilm's centerpiece, isis positivelypositively jaw jaw-dropping.-dropping. our®up AnniversaryAnnlvE#::#;nae§::cme:Ej,ntg a Success!!! InIn MatingMating Season, Joey Amis, Bel Ami Ami sound sound guy, guy, emerges emerges as as a abona bona fide fide star star inin aa sequence sequence thatthat has him offering blowblow jobsjobs toto all of the cyclists. InIn a delightfullydelightfully Hle Now H®ro all comical "out "out house,"house," complete withwith a "rest room" signsign writwrit inin English, English, Joey Joey patiently patiently We Now Have all waits. He's hoping toto makemake some money but hehe seems happyhappy toto taketake carecare of nine tliethe Brewer bern G.nus Games en on of the boys for free, pleasedpleased as as punch punch to to swallowswallow all that that they can give. Wow.Wow. ThenThen cafécafe proprietorproprietor Steve JenningsJennings turns up for hishis due.due. When\^/hen Steve decidesdecides hehe wantswants FoxFOxSprotsNewh Sprots Network something more than justjust aa blow job, the ever accommodating JoeyJoey isis willingwilling to to turn turn his other cheeks.cheeks. Sl9n Up NOW fop I IfIf thatthat ain't enough, Marty Stevens offers twotwo moremore scenes.scenes. ImpishImpish RenatoRenato AmorosoAmoroso Sign Up NOW for t decides to makemake hay withwith blondblond Bel Bel AmiAmi newbienewbie ThierryThierry Aulin. Finally,Finally, to to wrap wrap up up one one 31st3lstAimualozaboehoGon Annual Ozabooboo Golf sexsex-filled-filled MatingMating Season,Season, StevensStevens throwsthrows inin aa film-closingfilm-closing orgy featuringfeaturing ringleader ringleader Josh ElliotEIIiot plus plus Luke Luke Hamill, Hamill, Davy Davy Paxton, Paxton. Johnny Johnny Surabaya, Surabaya, Troy Troy Allen, Allen, Benjamin Benjamin June 9th8th Bloom andand Henri Henri Gaudin.Gaudin. See Bartender forfor DetailsDetails As MaeMac WestWest would say, "Too muchmuch ofof aa goodgood thingthing cancan bebe wonderful."wonderful." Filled with with Bel Bel Ami's Ami's usual usual stable stable of of handsome, handsome, muscular muscular and and hugely hugely endowed endowed April All Absolutet 50 studs, Mating SeasonSeason offersoffers a fewfew freshfresh faces, faces, lots lots of of spontaneity spontaneity and and enthusiasm enthusiasm plus plus ecia " " 9 Ci a dash of daring. This one's aa keeper!keeper! DRINK SPECIALS MON - THUR: 2PM - 9PM Ratings: (*(*to*****) to *****) InIh His DreamsDreams***IA *** 1/2 MatingMatingseason Season **** **** IAI/2 TV • POOL • JUKEBOX • GAME MACHINES WEEKEND SPECIALS • PIZZA ANYTIME vice versa; &6 stickingsticking youryour boogersboogers onon his back while he's sleeping.sleeping. But seriously....seriously .... I Iread read your your e-mail e-mail and and thought, thought, "What "What are are ya, ya, crazy?" crazy?" you'veYou've got a guy who clearly likes youyou andand feels things are serious enough for you to meetmeet hishis folks.folks. Do you knowknow howhow manymany people would like toto be in your situation? Jeez!Jeez! Youyou think think that that meetingmeeting thethe parents after a month isis moving tootoo fast? C'mon!C'mon! It's lt's notnot likelike he's he's askingasking youyou toto pickpick outout the name of the Cambodian babies babies he's he's arrangedarranged forfor adoption. adoption. SuckSuck it it up, up, enjoy enjoy a a 2 2-hour-hour dinner withwith his folksfolks andand get overover yourself,yourself, Bucko! Dear Ruthie,Ruthie, Since my partner and I movedmoved inin together, I've I've been been spending spending less less and and lessless time with my friendsfriends and more more timetime withwith him. him. Now, Now, they they only only invite invite me me to to the clubsclubs occasionally.occasionally. I I guess guess they they just just gotgot tired of me declining their invites.invites. How cancan II satisfysatisfy everyone.everyone...including..including me?me? (signed) (signed) Life [j/a isis CabaretCabaret Dear Liza,Liza, What\^/hat goodgood isis sitting sitting alonealone in in your your room? room? Come, Come, here here the the music music play... play... ya crazy bitch! Youyou didn't didn't mentionmention in in youryour e-maile-mail whywhy you can'tcan't take your partner out withwith your your friends.friends. Is hehe notnot into thethe samesame thingsthings they they are? are? Is there something you're notnot tellingtelling me?me? This seems to happenhappen withwith lots ofof couplescouples whenwhen their relationship becomes seriousserious oror when theythey first move in together. InIn thosethose early stag- es, itit seems naturalnatural toto spend moremore timetime with a lover lover than than with friends.friends. However, developments developments like like e-mail, e-mail, text text messaging messaging and and those those things things make make itit easier thanthan everever toto keepkeep friendshipsfriendships alive. Just because you're not physi- cally joining your friends as often as you onceonce were, doesn'tdoesn't mean mean that that youyou can't communicatecommunicate with with them them and and bebe involvedinvolved byby lettingletting them know you still carecare about about youryour friendship. IfIf youryour friendsfriends don't knowknow your boyfriend as well you'd like, I'd ['d suggest suggest having themthem over toto your new home a few times...maybe host aa SpringSpring brunch. This allowsallows youyou to to spend spend timetime withwith your buddies andand it includes your partnerpartner in in onon the event.event. SeeSee mymy recipes for Overnight BrunchBrunch Souffl6Soufflé and PrincePrince Charmings.Charmings. Prepare Prepare the the dishes, dishes, stock stock your your bar,bar, put put on on some some Madonna, Christina Christina oror whateverwhatever musicmusic you kids kids listen listen to to these these days, days,`and and have a fun get-together!

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Youngyoung leisurelyleisurely strokingstroking his own impressive CalvinCalvin Klein clad bulge. ?BOOMSHOT SKI SPECIALS - SAT 00 Chi ChiChi letslets theirtheir scene build slowly asas thethe two men heat up.up. First thethe two lads swap jaw-achingjaw-aching blowjobsblowjobs before before T.J. T.J. happilyhappily settles downdown upon Chad'sChad's ivoryivory tower.tower. Chad ,, OPENA)"1PAI WITH 2-4-1,22Na NIGHT- SUN then flipsflips T.JT.J into into aa comfycomfy doggiedoggie position.position. AsAs ChadChad keeps keeps up up onon his his anal anal assault,assault, he he HYSTERICALSHOW TUNES with the ROOM6PM reaches around and worksworks thethe boyboy offoff atat thethe same same time. time. Hot!Hot! Clearly Johnny, sanssans hishis cutecute littlelittle boxerboxer shorts shorts and and wildly wildly humping humping the the bed, bed, has becomebecome worked up. up. 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AndAnd becausebecause thesethese two folks submittedsubmitted the recipesrecipes with theirtheir mailingmailing address (and I'm['m printing them in Outbound), theythey eacheach getget aa freefree "Bitchin' Kitchen" apron. (ToITo learn learn how how you you could could receive receive a afree free apron, apron, see see the the note note at at the the bottom bottom ofof this this column.) Now eat good and shut up! Overnight BrunchBrunch Souffl6Soufflé SouffléSouffl6 may may sound sound fancy-smancyfancy-smancy but but thisthis versionversion isis prettypretty damn easy to whip up. The reciperecipe comescomes from aa honey honey namednamed Vance who said it's aa familyfamily favorite.favorite. After II tried tried it, it, I Icould could understand understand why. why. Whip Whip together together the the fantastic fantastic casserolecasserole and and easyeasy sauce the next time you need to bringbring a dish to aa brunch. II dozendozen eggs eggs I Icup cup sliced sliced mushrooms mushrooms 4 cupscups milk milk CHEESECHEESE SAUCE:SAUCE: II boxbox seasonedseasoned croutons II cancan (10( I 03/4-oz.)3/4-oz.) cream cream of of mushroom mushroom soupsoup 8 oZ. Sharpcheddar cheddar cheese, cheese, shredded shredded ` ---. ` I v '.-v-.; -I`-Iil v..I ,--,,, vv .... v., 8 oz. sharp I can (103/4-oz.) cheddar cheese soup II.._LI_.____ tablespoon _I___.I.I.:..A.chopped chives I can (103/4-oz.) cheddar cheese soup I tablespoon chopped '/2I/2 cupCup milk milk 2 cups cooked, cubedcubed hamham InIn aa large bowl,bowl, whiskwhisk togethertogether thethe first fourfour ingredients.ingredients. CoverCover and and storestore inin thethe fridge overnight. TheThe nextnext day, stirstir thethe ham and mushrooms into thethe eggegg mixture.mixture. PourPour allall into into a 9x9xl I 3x23x2-inch,-inch, greased pan. Bake atat 350° for II to to I 11/4'/4 hours hours or or until until the the soufflésouffl6 is is goldengolden and puffed on top. (Souffl6(Soufflé should spring back slightly when lightly touched.) KRUZ Meanwhile, combinecombine the ingredients for the CheeseCheese SauceSauce inin aa medium kettle.kettle. StirStir over lowlow-heat-heat untiluntil wellwell combinedcombined and and heatedheated through. through. ServeServe warmwarm sauce over slices of the warmwarm souffl6.soufflé. Ruthie's Culinary Clues • Save Save time time by by picking picking up up cookedcooked andand cubedcubed ham fromfrom thethe grocery grocery store. store. MyMy pigglyPiggly Wiggly stocksstocks itit by the lunchmeat. One packagepackage is the perfectperfect sizesize forfor this recipe.recipe. • I Iloved loved this this breakfast breakfast casserole casserolewith with ham ham and and mushrooms, mushrooms, but but feel feel free free to to use use whatever cooked meat andand sliced/choppedsliced/chopped veggiesveggies you have onon hand. Try it with cooked bacon, crumbled breakfast sausage oror eveneven shredded chicken breast. breast. • Don't Don't have have thethe chives thethe reciperecipe calls for? TossToss inin somesome chopped onion instead.instead. SIGN UP! egg mixture. Also, don'tdon't hesitate to addadd aa dashdash oror twotwo ofof your favorite herbsherbs to the egg mixture. Now recruiting players for the PrincePrince Charmings You'reyou're gonna go nutsonutso for chunks of thisthis sweetsweet-salty-salty party mix, shared by a gal namednamed Saturday Softball League Jen. After eating a handful of the treats, II couldn'tcouldn't stop! Iflf you you makemake it it once, once, it'll it'll become a favorite atat youryour home.home. Besides,Besides, who who doesn't doesn't want want toto wrapwrap theirtheir lipslips aroundaround some of Prince Charming's nuggets? 2 packages microwave kettle corn I Ibag bag ( 1(12-oz,) 2-oz,) white white bakingbaking chipschips OPEN DAILY 3:00 PM - CLOSE 5 cups regularregular LuckyLucky charmsCharms cereal cereal I bagbag (12 (12-oz.)-oz.) semisemi-sweet-sweet chocolate chips 5 cups Chocolate Lucky CharmsCharms cerealcereal 4 4 tablespoonstablespoons vegetablevegetable oil, divided 12 snackshack-size-size bags ofof minimini MOMsM&Ms 354 E National Ave Pop the popcorn accordingaccording toto thethe directions on the package.package. OnceOnce popped, pour pour Milwaukee, WI 53204 the popcornpopcorn into aa largelarge bowl. PickPick all all of of the the unpoppedunpopped kernels fromfrom thethe popcorn. Stir (414) 272-KRUZ inin both both cereals and thethe minimini M&Ms.M6Ms. So nownow that I have appeased everyone Inln a microwavemicrowave-safe-safe bowl, bowl, combine combine the the white white baking baking chips chips and and 2 2 tablespoons tablespoons ofof letslets get on with some reader mail, hmmhmm vegetable oil.oil. CoverCover andand microwave on high for 30 seconds.seconds. CarefullyCarefully stir chips.chips. Cover let'slet's see what wewe havehave today.today. and microwave for another 3030 seconds.seconds. Stir chips. ContinueContinue toto microwave and stir Brent, at 30-second30-second intervals until chips areare completelycompletely meltedmelted andand smooth.smooth. Stir half of the II waswas wondering how manymany pierc-pierc- cereal mixture mixture into into thethe whitewhite chocolate. CombineCombine the the cerealcereal andand chocolatechocolate toto coat. ingsings I I can can getget atat a time.time. Is there likelike a limit Spread mixture over a sheet ofof waxedwaxed paper.paper. SetSet asideaside untiluntil cool cool andand dry.dry. or anything? Meanwhile, in in another another microwavemicrowave-safe-safe bowl, bowl, combine combine the the semi semi-sweet-sweet chips chips and and the the /ohmJohn remaining 2 tablespoons ofof oil. Cover and microwave on high forfor 30 seconds.seconds. CarefullyCarefully stir chips. Cover andand microwave forfor another another 30 seconds. Stir chips.chips. ContinueContinue to microwave and Well JohnJohn there actually is a limit on the stir at 30-second30-second intervalsintervals until chips are completely melted and smooth. StirStir the remain-remain- number of piercings youyou cancan get at aa time.time. ing half ofof thethe cerealcereal mixture mixture into into thethe chocolate.chocolate. CombineCombine thethe cereal andand chocolatechocolate toto coat. ItIt isn't really aa set number but itit doesdoes varyvary Spread mixture over anotheranother sheet ofof waxedwaxed paper.paper. Set asideaside until coolcool andand dry.dry. Break the slightly fromfrom person to person. The mostmost cooled mixtures into chunks andand mixmix togethertogether inin aa largelarge bowl.bowl. Store in an airtightairtight container.container. amounts ofof piercingspiercings II willwill ever perform on one client are threethree piercings. AfterAfter three Ruthie's CulinaryCulinary Clues • lt's easy to get creative with Prince Charmings to get creative in the kitchen. Stir some piercings thethe bodybody justjust can't handle it any • It's easy to get creative with Prince Charmings to get creative in the kitchen. Stir some more, andand beginsbegins toto shutshut down and gogo chopped nuts intointo thethe cereal cereal mixturemixture ifif you'd like,like, or try adding some mini marshmallows.marshmallows. into shock. So I I hope hope that that answersanswers your A few handfuls of the pastel marshmallows easily turn this reciperecipe into anan Easter treat. • Not a fan of Lucky Charms? If you're under 8 years old, I can see why. Lucky Charms question, thanksthanks for thethe mail. • Not a fan of Lucky Charms? If you're under 8 years old, I can see why. Lucky Charms are the cereals thatthat Jen suggests and that's thethe cereal cereal I tried when tastingtasting thisthis recipe.recipe. Well, I I think think that that about about wrapswraps up up Give itit a different flair withwith Peanut Peanut ButterButter CaptainCaptain Crunch or eveneven aa flakedflaked cereal.cereal. this column I hope hope youyou all hadhad fun,fun. and II hopehope you have more fun with warmer Have aa questionquestion you'd like RuthieRuthie toto answer? MailMail her her at at [email protected]@yahoo.com. Got a weather onon thethe way. way. Don't forget to checkcheck recipe forfor Ruthie?Ruthie? 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WI 53i 5141KIS Year olle,„ +-- Well, here wewe areare againagain backback in print and ready for spring! I I hope hope all all of of you you had had city a great timetime lastlast month with with St. St. Patty'sPatty's Day.Day. Well II guess guess I Ijust just more more hope hope that that you remember whowho youyou wentwent home withwith and ifif youyou hadhad toto sneak outout of theirtheir house in the J+r I+Tffoi; * unay;Apul217pmchseSaturday, ApriI 21 7pm-dose i morning! Either way I do have some news for you all first before I get to the piercing we -1. 0. - morning! Either way I do have some news for you all first before I get to the piercing we - are goinggoing toto talktalk aboutabout thisthis month.month. First, aa little little shameless shameless self self promotion, promotion, my my business business lit • FUN . PRIZES . DJ AvantAvant-Garde-Garde now has aa website,website, I imploreimplore you you toto check itit out andand let usus know know what what I+ FOOD • FUN • PRIZES • DJ **++ you think. We have put tons of informationinformation upup theirtheir asas wellwell as an emailemail contactcontact so you can write us wheneverwhenever youryour littlelittle heartheart (or(or littlelittle otherother things) things) desiTes! desires! The website address is www.avant-garde-piercing.com. Second Second I Iwant want to to talktalk aa little little bitbit aboutabout the Milwaukee GayGay Pride Pride Parade, Parade, the the people people running running it it this this year year are are really really http://home. http://home. wi.rr.com/glridersmc/GreatLakesRidersChicagoTrip.htm.wi.rr.com/glridersmc/GreatLakesRiderschicagoTrip.htm. Well Well now now that that I I havehave pluggedplugged everyone whowho gobbledgobbled upup mymy earear over over the the weekend, weekend, let's let's get get on on with with the the topictopic of of the the month.month. TURDAYTURDAy NIGHTSNveHTs This past month I was told many times that I talk about nipples and P.A.'sPA.'s too ''BB sAVELy' @ smm much, well you can'tcan't holdhold thatthat against me, II love love those those piercings!piercings! So So to to make make happy happy "BE SAVED" @ SWITCH my complainants I will talktalk aboutabout something new with youyou all.all. This month wewe willwill talk all about about the tonguetongue and and nostril nostril piercings. piercings. FirstFirst up is thethe tongue piercing. WITH DJ DOUG The tongue piercing began toto get popular inin the the UK uK during during thethe punk punk movementmovement of PLAYING YOUR the 1970's.I 970's. Form it'sit's start itit has picked up steamsteam and become a largelarge partpart ofof main- stream culture, spreadingspreading fromfrom the punks and moving in the suburbs ofof America.America. Today REQUESTS FROM it is hard to find a person who doesn'tdoesn't have have a a tonguetongue piercing. piercing. Besides being associated 80's TIL Now! with rebellion it is also strongly associated with sex.sex. (I bet you were all wonderingwondering how long itit wouldwould taketake me to getget toto that that part!) part!) ltIt hashas long beenbeen thought that having a tonguetongue piercing will makemake you give better better oral sex toto your your partner.partner. BeingBeing a personperson who has three tonguetongue piercingspiercings II can say that thisthis isis false. To bebe veryvery honest honest with you all they justjust getget in in the the way. way. SoSo basicallybasically whenwhen it comes toto thisthis piercingpiercing it isis reallyreally just forfor aesthetics, andand forfor people who have oral fixations.fixations. (And ifif you have anan oraloral fixation please emailemail meme PLEASE!) To To take take care care of of a atongue tongue piercing piercing it it is is very very simple, simple, just use listerine or anotheranother comparable antisepticantiseptic mouthmouth wash, every timetime youyou eat eat drink or smoke. Next wewe willwill talktalk about thethe nostrilnostril piercing.piercing. ThisThis piercing is muchmuch olderolder thanthan the punk movement asas tribestribes allall overover thethe worldworld havehave beenbeen doing doing it it for for years!years! Itlt hashas recently DANCERS seen a resurrectedresurrected life in in today's today's modernmodern cultureculture duedue toto popularpopular celebritiescelebrities adorningadorning their ownown facesfaces withwith aa nostrilnostril piercing.piercing. Nostril piercings don't really serve a purposepurpose FRIDAYS AFTER 1 0:30P with the exception of beauty.beauty. ThereThere areare no meanings to a nostrilnostril piercing,piercing, oneone sideside does not meanmean you you areare gay,gay, or anything likelike that. It is purely decorative.decorative. (Kind ofof bor-bor- SUNDAYS AFTER 10:00 ing huh? II think think next next month month I Iwill will pick pick something something to to spice spice up up thethe column, likelike talkingtalking about dickdick piercings or nipple piercings! j/k)j/k) To taketake carecare of of thisthis piercingpiercing all you have to dodo isis use use antibacterialantibacterial soap soap twicetwice dailydaily at at thethe end ofof youryour shower.shower. And thethe most importantimportant thing to do isis toto leaveleave it alone,alone, don't playplay with itit atat all. 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Milwaukee'sMilwaukee'§ BestBest; DanceDance Music with DJ John Murges II also also have have a a tremendous tremendous tid-bittid-bit aboutabout a new, original opusopus thatthat willwill bebe debutingdebuting $4$4Ab§olutMxer§.Spec Absolut Mixers. Specialty Cocktails* here, comecome June.June. The The MilwaukeeMilwaukee Theater Theater World will usher usher inin "AmijimA" "Amijimzr It's lt's anan neuvo neuvo 9gpmthur§daysatF}edLight pm Thursdays at Red Light show by Todd Wellman for Off The Wall Theatre 127 East Wells Street June 14th — 24th.iz:ri:t:°r::t¥:;1,Tyaanc::arj:£Tj:r:'r'#:eatGreuJ::nEad::#:'';£t{=#j:;t:I,e Internationally acclaimed director Dale Gutzman did the book and lyrics, while 1758175E}Nwater§t;. N Water St. — -{414) (414) 272.0250 • Todd diddid thethe score to bring this babybaby toto life.life. They are fortunate toto have engaged the ztrocadero,com talents ofof the the renowned renowned Dairyland Dairyland favorite favorite David David Flores as thethe Narrator. uR VOG Salon §aloh & & Spa §pl LimoLimo Cruise Cruiee — - TheeTuesday, April 10th RSVP Productions Productions willwill be be doing doing a a fabu fabu fundraiserfundraiser inin May May — -a a play reading of Mrs. RideRideourlimotothre6MIwaukee-aheaE our limo to three Milwaukee-area salons and spas! Clare BoothBooth Luce's Luce's saga saga of of femininity femininity "The "The Women". Women". You you won't won't want want toto miss this one! The AstorAstor StreetStreet Theater will bebe thethe place and that dynamic dynamic Diva,Diva, DearDear Ruthie Ruthie 0 Includeslncludescomplimentany§b\!ands@lon complimentary spa and salon services§ervIce§ as one! The Iv will be be returning returning to to the the boardsboards for thisthis one. wellwellBschampagne@ndcthehrefre§hn as champagne and other refreshments. Switch isis congratulatingcongratulating and and mourningmourning thethe loss loss of of Rita. Rita. yes,Yes, afterafter 1919 years years ofof VistVI§tmy3pEice,cl)in/vegmilwaukeeformore myspace.com/vogmilwaukeefor more information not Bartending, Rita Rita is is hanging hanging up up the the old old shot shot glass glass at at least least forfor thethe time being. FearFear not and toto make reservations.re§ervation§. Craig thethe ever resourceful ownerowner has already found a new recruit.recruit. TheThe manman followingfollowing iQ;. *featuring next to impossibleimpossible shoesshoes to to fill, fill, is KyleKyle AKA AKA "Guppy" "Guppy" yes, yes, this this swimmer, swimmer, swammed swammed *featuring all the way from MinnesotaMinnesota toto be in our pond and hearts. RecentlyRecently toto celebratecelebrate Rita,Rita, ce•,".,,,.,.ITjtBSOLUT HIT, RitaBowl RitaBowl and and his his impressive impressive tenure, tenure, there there was was a alittle little fundraiser fundraiser held held at at Switch. Switch. 10111(1" pumpmilwaukee.compun\t.mElwE\ukEe-Coqu musnace.cominumamilwaukee ouREer FROM BROADWAY!

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nwcosander.org Comps of 10 or mom SAVE, call 414 273.7121 an er , 1,11.4 /01 nr...411.r.1 I OM Candy Stick, Jeff TowbridgeTowbTidge and and Cordially Cordially Yours yours united united in in a a"Variety "Variety Show". Show". It [t was was aa fun time, in in the the oldold towntown —-that that night. night. AfterAfter stepping down from the stage I had had the the chance to meetmeet this this cordial cordial little heartheart breaker.breaker. Pecs and Jeff mademade suresure our glasses were over-flowing,over-flowing, asas was the wildwild timetime had had by by all. all. ListenListen up, FridaysFridays willwill be be Pecs Pecs and Guppy along withwith Adult Male DancersDancers whowho alsoalso willwill be be on on handhand oror whatever,whatever, Sundays so much forfor "Desperate"Desperate Housewives"! Housewives"! In betweenbetween Craig serves up "Saved"Saved Saturdays" anan eveningevening ofof music,music, dancedance andand whatever. It's It's VolleyballVolleyball season season once once again so come on down to Walker's Point and spike up a time of it starting Monday, Aprilagpar[[|;?h:°smwejt°cnhdw°jY:,::%a:i::;Srapt:ingtaa::esc:i{eo:cpa:i:jnm=t°hfejjtrs8ttahrtinngn%:rnsdaa;': 9th! Switch will also be celebrating a special occasion — their 8th Anniversary! Saturday, April April 2Ist 2 I St (yes, (yes, the the same same night night asas Make Make A A Promise). Promise). Come Come on on in inand and toast toast inin the next yearyear withwith Craig, Craig, Pecs, JeffJeff and and Guppy Guppy starting starting at at 7PM 7PM — -D],DJ, Prizes, Prizes, Food. Food. Bingo And Thursdays offers you the brilliantbrilliant BrettBrett andand his Karaoke —Keenness.-Keenness. Queen The MemorialMemorial Service Service held held for for Terry Terry Boughner Boughner was was a aheartfelt heartfelt tributetribute by a Drag Community that gatheredgathered to to celebrate celebrate and and remember. remember. FatherFather Mike Mike HammerHammer officiatedofficiated 29th and his ability to salute Terry andand comfortcomfort JerryJerry and and thethe capacitycapacity attendeesattendees was mas- April 15 & terful. The The Speakers Speakers were were most most eloquent, eloquent, as as theythey fetedfeted TerryTerry and and reminded, reminded, bringing bringing to lightlight all Terry broughtbrought to thisthis town.town. CongressCongress WomanWoman TammyTammy Baldwin waswas out-out- "1/4 standing, ARCW'sARCW's dashingdashing DougDoug Nelson Nelson the the epitomeepitome ofof sensitivitysensitivity andand Terry'sTerry's "pal""pal" CO4pm Joe Brehm ofof ThisThis Is ls It, lt, regaling regaling us uswith with stories stories about about introducing introducing the the technology technology of of l ook the InternetInternet to to Dr. Dr. Boughner. Dr.Dr. Karen Karen Lamb, Lamb, who who came came with with her her sons, sons, made made an an all tootoo rare publicpublic appearanceappearance — -trust trust me,me, her southern charms are as radiantradiant asas herher smile. CCF'sCCF's Tony Tony Rhodes, Rhodes, formerformer CountyCounty Executive F. Tom Tom Ament Ament withwith wife DarlaDarla and Jessejesse aa membermember ofof The The WisconsinWisconsin Light'sLight's staff all paid paid their their respectsrespects adding to allall the colorscolors thatthat made made up up a a portrait portrait of of a a loss loss friend. friend. OthersOthers gatheringgathering and and remember-remember- ing:ing: Ray Ray Vahey, Vahey, Sandy Sandy Lewis, Lewis, Stephanie Stephanie Hume, Hume, Mark Mark Hagen Hagen & 6 Todd Todd Richards, Richards, Ross Ross Draegert,Draegert, PFLAG'sPFLAG's Elna Elna Hickson, Hickson, Max Max Barnett, Barnett, Don Don Bohatka, Bohatka, Mike Mike Losowski, Losowski, Scott Scott M., JerryJerry Gin&Tonic,Gin6Tonic, an an extraordinary extraordinary rose rose fl floraloral tribute tribute fromfrom Tom Tom Reed Reed & 6 Jon Ion Martin, Martin, currently residing in NewNew Hope, PA. PA. and and enough enough names names to to fill fill this this entire entire column.column. To carry on inin this veinvein -ironically— ironically The The Cream Cream City City Foundation Foundation (CCF) (CCF) one ofof TerryTerry &6 JerTy'sJerry's pet charitiescharities celebratedcelebrated their their Silver Silver Anniversary. Anniversary. ``\^/inter"Winter Get-Away"Get-Away" at the Mitchell Park Park Domes Domes —-decked decked out out for for Spring, Spring, making making for for an an idealideal local locale.locale. To markmark thisthis auspiciousauspicious occasion thethe Community united once again out ofof celebra-celebra- tion. ThisThis Foundation Foundation does does s0000 soooo much, much, for for this this state, state, it's it's great great that that the the Community Community turned outout to to show show the the impact impact the the Foundation Foundation has has on on us. us. PeoplePeople flew flew inin from from as far as Naples.Naples, FL.FL. and and Palm Palm Springs, Springs, CA. CA. to tobe be apart apart of of this this important important party. party. Besides Besides the natural beautybeauty of thethe Domes, thethe sounds of Men's Voices Milwaukee,Milwaukee, Women's Women's Voices Milwaukee,Milwaukee, Rhythm Rhythm & 6 Torch Torch — -amongamong others others contributingcontributing their their gifts gifts to to the the Organization includingincluding a a virtual virtual who'swho's who ofof wisconsin:Wisconsin: newly-Electednewly-Elected President Tim Clark, Board Board Members: Members: Gina Gina Graham, Graham, Jim Jim Schleif, Schleif, Tony Tony Rhodes, Rhodes, Executive Executive Director Director Maria Cadenas, Joe Pabst,Pabst, Jerry Johnson,Johnson, PaulPaul Milakovich, Milakovich, Roger Roger K, K, Georgia Georgia from from PFLAGPFLAG and and her her son son Nathan Nathan & his6 his beau, beau, Scott Scott Sowlles, Sowlles, Cliff cliff Hiese, Hiese, Jerry Jerry D., D., Jody, Jody, Jeffrey, Dr. Dr. Beto Beto & 6DJ DJ Tim, Tim, Robert Robert Parrish Parrish & Richard6 Richard Steele, Steele, Jack Jack Balzer Balzer & 6Greg Greg Gowdy, Gowdy, among others all amassed to taketake inin thethe Domes,Domes, Songs,Songs, Desserts Desserts and and observing observing the the accomplishments of of CCF. CCF. Street. • 414.643.5843 Botanas —- mymy favoritefavorite casa away from casa, has made room for more! A lotlot more! www!fluid gaymke.com LaCageLacage titles willwill be upup for grabs comecome thisthis May.May. LastLast yearyear the dynamicdynamic glamglam duo of JackieJackie RobertsRoberts andand NovaNova D'VineD'Vine hostessed hostessed thethe extravaganza. This yearyear thethe theme APRIL 7TH is "Garden"Garden Of Of Eden" Eden" so so gather gather youryour apples, ribs andand snake andand have aa Biblical time time of it! TheThe current Miss LaCage,Lacage, the the gorgeousgorgeous Lady Lady Gia Cia is is prepping prepping everything everything to to CASSIE MEYERS' make sure we cancan all reap reap the the harvestharvest of her garden. Women's Voices Milwaukee will be doing their debut concert "Celebrating wo#eonT.:nJso?a:i;ess#*:::eYtilLb6ndg::;h;ir!,qe!:,tu:::;,e#a;c#ra7t:,;gpMWomen... Vocally Spring Concert — On Our Own!" Saturday, May 12th 7:30 PM BIRTHDAY BASH UWM Peck School Of The ArtsArts RecitalRecital HallHall 2400 East Kenwood Boulevard.Boulevard. S$15. 15. "Sing out - Louises!" COME WATCH CASSIE "Sing out — Louises!" Singing out out withwith the Louises, brings brings to to mind mind the the uproarious uproarious time time we we had had at at The The BLOW OUT HER CANDLES! Pump HouseHouse on on a a recent recent Sunday Sunday visit. visit. HotHot FudgeFudge was manningmanning thethe bar,bar, playing outlandishly funfun videosvideos -while— while Jeff Jeff L., L., Boom's Lance,Lance, Jerry jerry G&T,GbT, Lou Lou & 6rScott, Scott, Jerry Jerry Warzyn andand a a bar bar-full-full of of patrons patrons partied a Sunday away. Russell,Russell, formerly formerly of of Orbit, Orbit, took thethe reigns reigns from from Ms.Ms. Fudge andand usheredushered usus intointo Monday. Besides singing out,out, the callcall ofof BingoBingo ringing out, hashas beenbeen an an anthem anthem at at Fluid. Fluid. Bill hosted hosted anotheranother Flaming AardvarkAardvark funfun fundraiser.fundraiser. Natasha Natasha Marques, Marques, the the gloriousglorious Join Club ICON girl ofof glam,glam, fem-ceedfern-ceed andand waswas celebrity numbernumber caller —-APPLAuSE! APPLAUSE! While While Matt Matt celebrated the anniversaryanniversary ofof hishis birth,birth, Germaine,Germaine, Kitty,Kitty, Jimmy Jimmy AKA AKA Maple, Maple, Todd, Todd, Roger K, Peter Peter Nyes Nyes andand others allall viedvied forfor thethe St. St. Patrick'sPatrick's Day Day Prizes Prizes like-like- "Lucky as we celebrate our Charms" and Irish beer.beer. What What a rousingrousing time of it! Ray Schaefer, President President ofof Men'sMen's Milwaukee Milwaukee (MVM) (MVM) enjoyed enjoyed his his day day ofof days inin a cordial cocktail party party atat The TazzTazz Bah.Bah. He He always always hosts hosts the the nicestnicest gather- One-Year Anniversary! ings. ChrisChris and and CraigCraig were were our our benevolent benevolent bartenders.bartenders. Steve Steve & a Don, appreciated appreciated the the COMPLIMENTARY BUFFET Birthday revelers, who inin the the mix mix were: were: Chad, Chad, Jeff, Jeff, Rona, Rona, Charlotte, Charlotte, Debi Debi & Cindy, 6 Cindy, Jeff L., Nancy, Nancy, Jerry Jerry G&T, GOT, Claude Claude & 6Brad, Brad, Ken, Ken, Spencer Spencer and and a neighborhood a neighborhood female female AND PUNCH FOUNTAIN illusionist, whowho willwill remain nameless...nameless... As ALWAYSALWAys the the bountifulbountiful buffetbuffet was aa smash! DOOR PRIZES The Counse]ingCounseling Center OfOf Milwaukee,Milwaukee, Inc. [nc. has has two two major major events events thisthis month month GIVE-A-WAYS too! The 20072007 Annual Annual Benefit,Benefit, "Taking"Taking ltIt ToTo The Streets" April 20th20th TheThe SATURDAY, Renaissance PlacePlace withwith entertainment entertainment by:by: Paul Cebar Cebar &6 The Milwaukeens,Milwaukeens, Brookfield Central Central Jazz Jazz ComboCombo andand Pathfinders Pathfinders very own, Marquis. AlsoAlso "Decide"Decide NTERTAINMENT APRIL 28TH, 2007 To End End SexualSexual Violence"Violence" 10thloth Annual Sexual AssaultAssault Awareness Month (SAAM)(SRAM) $5.00 COVER CHARGE Breakfast Conference Friday, AprilApril 27th 27th the the Italian Italian Community Community CenterCenter (ICC). Of Of course, pleaseplease dodo notnot for- keTili *I 1:1Aalickli get The Make A PromisePromise Dinner —-2007 2007 Saturday, April 21 This This is is ARCW's ARCW's (the(the AIDSAIDS Resource Resource CenterCenter of Wisconsin) Major Gala, this this year withwith aa French theme.theme. See youYou there!!! 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