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VOL. XXIV NO. 124 FRIDAY , APRIL 3, 1992 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY’S Casey: Party Faculty vow to keep must rethink struggling despite veto on abortion Editor's Note: The following isFACULTY PARTICIPATION By BRENDAN QUINN the third of four articles ad­ dressing the issue of faculty N GOVERNANCE News Writer participation in the academic Part3 of 4 governance of the University. The national Democratic By DAVID KINNEY Party failed to understand the seismic, social, and political News Editor Although the proposal calling shock waves generated by the ■ questions on traditional 1973 Roe vs. Wade decision, for the reorganization of the according to Robert Casey, Academic Council was vetoed, governance/ page 3 governor of Pennsylvania. the debate over faculty partici­ relationship between students ‘'In the two decades since pation in the academic gover­ and faculty are handled, then (Roe), the party’s position nance of Notre Dame continues. according to Professor William on abortion went from open to “I haven’t heard anyone say Tageson. closed and from dialogue to they (the faculty) shouldn’t have Professor David O’Connor dictate, and millions of input in the deliberation of said that the governance Democrats headed for those academic issues,” said Dean committee wanted to make a open doors and they never Eileen Kolman of Freshman small, focused, concrete step came back,” Casey said in a Year of Studies. “The question through the proposal, allowing speech yesterday on “The is in the structures.” for more gradual change. Democratic Party and the Dean Frank Castellino of the The elements of the proposal Politics of Abortion.” College of Science agreed. “ As were intended to both improve “Too many Democrats in this we start to develop a better the quality of debate in the country have had a bad feeling faculty, this type of faculty will Council and to facilitate faculty in their hearts and in their want a say and should have participation in the delibera­ souls about the national one,” he said. But “are we a tion, said Fuchs. Democratic Party because the mature enough University for Among these changes were Democratic Party broke its that to happen at this point?” increasing the number of compact with mainstream It is not only the faculty that elected faculty from 18 to 24. America when it volunteered it­ is concerned with the operation The committee hoped to in­ self as the party of abortion on of the Academic Council. crease the voice of faculty and, demand,” he said. University President Father in turn, to make them more in­ According to Casey, the pro­ Edward Malloy said he hopes fluential in the Academic abortion forces in the that the executive committee of Council, according to Professor Democratic Party have suc­ The Observer/Pat McHugh the Academic Council can Suzanne Marilley. ceeded in alienating Democrats Pennsylvania Governor Robert Casey speaks about “The Democratic examine its workings and “The faculty wanted to be such as himself by catering to Party and the Politics of Abortion,” in a lecture yesterday. Casey said effectiveness in order to enliven prominent in the deliberation of special interest groups which that pro-abortionists in the Democratic Party have begun to give the conversation at the where we should go,” added control the party’s purse Democrats a reputation for having weak values. meetings. O’Connor. strings. These special interests position, added Casey. said. The proposal drafted by the There was some debate, how­ have turned the party away “This is more than an issue of “It is time for the party to Faculty Committee on ever, about how such a restruc­ from the traditional values of rights. It is an issue of right deliver a strong message to the Governance and later approved turing would increase the influ­ millions of Democrats, he said. and wrong, and millions of American people that millions by the Academic Council was ence of the faculty in the delib­ The party has shut off dis­ Democrats think their party’s of Democrats believe in protect­ viewed by many faculty to be a eration of academic issues, cussion on the issue, but even dead wrong on abortion, ” Casey ing unborn human life,” he modest one, according to Mort Marilley said. In 1984, in fact, this prohibition has not stopped said. “The party will stay said. Fuchs, chair of the department the Academic Council voted to eighty members of the House of wrong until they open the party Casey said the Democratic of biological sciences. reduce the size of the Council to Representatives from voting and open the platform process Party has failed to capture the “The proposal did not take two-thirds of its original size in order to facilitate discussion, against the party’s pro-abortion to dialogue and debate,” he see CASEY/ page 4 the president’s veto away,” said Fuchs. “It was not a threat to according to Malloy. him or the Academic Council.” Castellino said that there is no Faculty emphasize that they reason to revert to the larger Senate committee passes do not want complete control of structure of the council. the operation of the University. Expanding the number of Rather, they want to have say in elected faculty in order to gain budget, limits defense cuts issues such as curriculum, the a greater majority of elected treatment of faculty, tenure faculty sets up an unnecessary WASHINGTON (AP) — The adopted a proposal by Hollings out of work. policies and how the see FACULTY/ page 4 Senate Budget Committee ap­ and Sen. Pete Domenici of New “You don’t w ant to counsel proved a $1.5 trillion budget for Mexico, the panel’s ranking Re­ yourself out by closing out Fort next year Thursday after publican, that would set fiscal Dix ... and have them coming Kelly, Carrier win rejecting a plan by its Demo­ 1993 defense spending at up here looking for more cratic chairman to cut defense $291.5 billion. The vote was 11- unemployment compensation,” spending by $10 billion and 10, with Hollings and Dodd Hollings said. GSU elections agreeing to limit the reduction joining the GOP members. $asser’s defense figure was By MAURA HOGAN participation from the grass­ to $5 billion, about what Presi­ immediately attacked by roots level, Carrier said. dent Bush has proposed. The vote represented a set­ Republicans and some News Writer Mike Kelly and David “We would like to The overall budget for fiscal back for Senate Democratic Democrats as being too deep, spearhead initiatives at the 1993, which begins Oct. 1, was leaders, who had been hoping and by other lawmakers as Carrier defeated the ticket of Kurt Mills and Patrick graduate student level to approved 11-10. The full Senate for a deeper defense cut than being too shallow. McKinlay yesterday in the avoid being seen as a distant plans to begin debating the the president has proposed in Graduate $tudent Union body of governors,” he said. measure next Tuesday. the aftermath of the dissolution “The ice is cracking, and we (GSU) elections, garnering 90 “We also would like to im­ By a 12-9 vote, the panel re­ of the Soviet Union. It came don’t know how things will end votes in favor of their child prove relations between jected a plan by chairman after Defense Secretary Dick up in the Soviet Union,” and healthcare platform. graduate students and the James Sasser, D-Tenn., that Cheney lobbied several of the Domenici told reporters. Mills and McKinlay captured undergrads,’’added Kelly. “I would have held next year’s de­ senators by telephone. “What’s so bad about waiting the remaining 66 votes. thin k th e re is a fense spending to $286.8 bil­ “This says an enormous three or four years before we Due to ambiguity and low misunderstanding between the [two groups] regarding lion. amount about the strength of drastically reduce the defense.” publicity, “out of 1,200 gradu­ research. We were un­ the military-industrial complex Thanks to sizable Democratic ate students, the 15 percent voter turnout was not dergrads once, and we are Three of the committee’s in this country,” Sasser said defections, the House and Sen­ available as a resource [to the Democrats joined the panel’s after the vote. “Bringing down ate have rejected efforts by surprising or unexpected,” according to Tony Hazbum, undergrads]." nine Republicans in voting excessive military spending is party leaders in the last week to election commissioner. Both Kelly and Carrier said against the plan. The three going to be a long, excruciating shift billions of dollars from As president and vice-presi­ they feel very strongly about Democrats were Sens. Ernest process, because they’ll resist defense to social programs. But dent of the graduate student their platform of improved Hollings of South Carolina, J. you at every turn.” even with all savings directed at governing body, Kelly and child and healthcare, and are James Exon of Nebraska and Hollings argued that his plan deficit reduction, Democrats are Carrier plan to reorganize eager to follow up on the Christopher Dodd of Connecti­ would avoid throwing hundreds split over how far the Pen­ and consolidate the GSU studies conducted by the cut. of thousands of troops and tagon’s budget should be administration in order to Minutes later, the committee civilian defense related workers shrunk. incorporate m ore see GSU/ page 7 page 2 The Observer Friday, April 3, 1992

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Paris 52 45 Those of us that find ourselves on the po­ Philadelphia 61 35 litical left see a slow, but ever growing trend Pressure Rome 59 50 San Francisco 76 56 of former moderates and conservatives H L ES3 ^ 53 E3 E3 m 0 S outh Bend 35 20 wading across the mainstream into becoming HIGH LOW SHOWERS RAIN T-STORMS FLURRIES SNOW ICE SUNNY PT. CLOUDY CLOUDY Tokyo 73 54 the despised “L” word (liberal). It is a Washington,D.C 63 36 defection of sorts, caused in part by the realization that not everyone is as well off now as they were twelve years ago; the rich are richer, the poor are still poor and their TODAY AT A GLANCE numbers still grow. What is Notre Dame’s place in this trend to NATIONAL the left? Undeniably, we are a conservative WORLD campus, but we are also predominantly a Christian campus, with a graduate, un­ City demolishes wrong house dergraduate and faculty composition. Iraq holding over 700 prisoners ■ PHILADELPHIA — The city contends it had every Christianity, and Notre Dame as a Christian ■CAIRO, Egypt — Kuwait reports Iraq is still holding right to begin destroying 39 rickety cowhouses on a drug- place, should not dictate political ideologies. more than 700 prisoners, though that’s down from an infested block, even though one leveled building Rather, it mandates us to follow the “bleeding earlier estimate of more than 2,000, the Arab League apparently was occupied by its owner. Helen Anthony, heart” of Christ, in so much as we struggle to says. Asaad al-Asaad, the league’s assistant secretary- 59, returned home from work Tuesday to find narcotics live the Gospel and follow Christ’s example of general, said Thursday that he delivered the new Kuwaiti officers and work crews standing near the rubble that righteousness living, even in His humility. list to Nabil Najim, Iraq’s permanent representative to had been her home for 23 years. Her family could Why should anyone be ashamed of trying to the Cairo-based organizatio. Terming it Kuwait’s “final salvage only a few items — a wedding picture, a model their heart after Christ. list," al-Asaad said it contains the names of 723 people, television and some clothes. City officials said they David Horowitz, in his recent campus lec­ compared to the earlier Kuwaiti estimate of 2,101 thought it was abandoned and that police had found ture “Deconstructing the Left,” recognized prisoners. Kuwait says the prisoners have been held in bloody heroin needles on the first floor where Anthony’s that many of the ideals touted by the radicals Iraq since the Iraqi invasion of the emirate in August late husband once operated a fish store. Also, city of the 1960’s ended up causing more 1990. A U.S.-led military coalition drove Iraqi forces from inspection crews said the masonry bulged dangerously Kuwait the following February. problems than they solved, despite the good and a stairway was falling apart. It looked like only squatters inhabited the building, they said. intentions. He cited how the South Vietnamese people were victim to greater oppression due to U.S. withdrawal from the Titanic captain negligent Tyson agrees to volunteer work war and from the Communist regime that soon thereafter conquered that country. ■LONDON — The captain of a ship that was near the ■INDIANAPOLIS — Boxer Mike He implied that the left protested most often sinking Titanic should have tried to save the more than Tyson has volunteered for work just to protest and often failed to think out all 1,500 people who died, even though he probably couldn’t details at the Reception- the consequences of what they stood for. have done anything, an official inquiry concluded Diagnostic Center. Tyson’s prison The sexual revolution, he said, was re­ Thursday. The captain’s son viewed the report as partial tasks could be janitorial work sponsible for many problems currently in our exoneration for a man “portrayed as a liar and a drunk­ such as cleaning rooms or society. He said that homosexuals in that ard, the baddie in a great drama.” The report disagreed helping out in the kitchen, correction department time period were as promiscuous as with an official finding in 1912 that said Capt. Stanley Lord of the Californian might have saved everyone if he spokesman Kevin Moore said heterosexuals, and the left felt that no one had responded quickly after the Titanic hit an iceberg. Wednesday. “A lot of inmates should be allowed to dictate another’s The report, presented by Capt. Peter Marriott, chief volunteer for work. It makes the time go faster,” Moore lifestyle. As a result, AIDS was rampantly inspector of marine accidents for the Department of said. Tyson also agreed to take tests to help counselors being spread long before it was identified—all Transport, said Lord saw the Titanic’s distress signals, learn his educational level and understand his because of certain leftist ideas about the but did not take proper action. personality. Today Tyson ends the first week of his six- sexual revolution and “personal freedoms. ” year prison term for the sexual attack on Desiree As the new political left forms today and in Washington, a then-18-year-old contestant in the Miss years to come, those leading it and those Black America pageant. joining it must realize that their idealism must be balanced with practicality. Whatever one’s political ideology, there remains a factor more important, more OF INTEREST challenging and more compelling than any political view. However the country’s young ■Stop smoking sessions begin on Monday in the Sorin intellectuals swing their political views, we ■ “Open Mic Night” will be held at the Saint Mary’s Room of LaFortune Student Center from 12 p.m. to 1 p.m. must all dedicate our idealism to reflection Coffee House Saturday from 10 p.m. to 12 p.m. All Interested people should call Peggy Weissert at 239-5389. upon Christ, Ghandi, and King. Good inten­ performers will be entered into a drawing for two $10 gift More programs will be offered as needed. tions can backfire, but Christ’s example certificates from Macri’s. cannot if we keep the faith. The views expressed in the Inside Column are those of the author and not necessarily those of The Observer. MARKET UPDATE ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

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Editor's Note: The following is There are, however, several FACULTY PARTICIPATION must be a central player in the to clarify this point of view. In the fourth in a series of articles areas where the faculty have a administration, the faculty must the past, he said, decisions lot of power over governance NGOVERNANCE also be a part of the mission to about how to execute the adressing the issue of faculty issues, including deciding on Part 4 of 4 __ protect Notre Dame’s Catholic Catholic mission have been participation in the academic curriculum within their aca­ identity. made by the Holy Cross governance of the University. demic departments and making Fathers, the founding religious recommendations for appoint­ “There will be no way of be­ order of the University. By DAVID KINNEY ments and promotions of faculty ing a Catholic University unless In the last 20 years, since the the faculty are part of that en­ Board of Trustees became a News Editor and promotions, according to thriving University we need to Provost Timothy O’Meara. assure that we do not lose our deavor,” said Burrell. board of laymen, the responsi­ “Virtually all of the recommen­ core values and the fundamen­ “The core of Malloy’s argu­ bility has become a dual part­ The faculty’s demand for an dations” that come from faculty tal realities that bind us to­ ment,” said O’Connor, “was that nership between the laity and increased role in academic gov­ committees are accepted, he gether.” the reorganization of the the Holy Cross Fathers, he said. ernance is rooted in questions said. Several faculty members have Academic Council so that it “But if the whole question is about the traditional gover­ Flowever, as the University’s expressed concern about the in­ could be more active ... is some lent to the faculty at large,” he nance of the University and its faculty improves in quality, tent of Malloy’s veto as ex­ sort of threat to Notre Dame’s continued, “we have a lot of Catholic identity. more will question why they do pressed in his letter published Catholic identity.” evolution to go through before Faculty believe that the not have as much say in the in The Observer Feb. 17. If the faculty perceives this to we are ready to claim that we University does not treat them larger academic issues as at In that letter, he said that be the case, a number of nega­ (the faculty) have a special re­ with the respect that they war­ other universities. “There are certain aspects of tive consequences could result, sponsibility. An imprint has not rant as the center of the aca­ Professor Philip Quinn, who Notre Dame which are distinc­ O’Connor said. This attitude been made on the faculty at demic realm. “As a group,” said taught at Brown University, said tive if not unique. Foremost implies that “the president large that would enable us to Father David Burrell, a profes­ that at other universities, “a among these is our Catholic thinks that there is a basic in­ successfully undertake this re­ sor of philosophy, “we feel that good administration provides identity. This must be preserved compatibility between sponsibility” at this time. we should have a significant say leadership, ... but has to at all costs.” Catholicism and the values that O’Meara emphasized that in what an institution ... is all provide reasons for its deci­ O’Meara emphasized that this the faculty has devoted their most faculty, including himself, about academically.” sions.” does not mean that the identity lives to,” and could lead the have a strong desire to see the “If a university is to be a uni­ University President Father is static. “It changes with time, faculty to become cynical of the Catholic identity continue. versity at all,” he said, Edward Malloy, however, em ­ it changes even as the Church concept of a Catholic mission. However, “if you took faculty “deliberation — that is, dis­ phasized that the difference changes.” “If this is true, then Notre that were totally prepared by cussing and deciding — about between universities lies in Many faculty believe that for Dame is in deep, deep trouble,” secular universities, do they the shape of an educational en­ what can be transferred from Notre Dame to be a great O’Connor said. have it in their make-up to exe­ vironment ought to include the one institution to another and Catholic University, they must Quinn agreed. “The only peo­ cute this for the future?” faculty.” what is unique about a given be among those working on that ple that can make it a Catholic “I don’t distrust the faculty Notre Dame is traditionally institution. project, he said. university are the faculty and individually or as a group,” said governed by a top-down admin­ “One of the reasons why we O’Connor, among others, said the students in the classroom ... Malloy. “But people of good will istrative structure, contrary to have some things which distin­ that the faculty believes that If it is going to be that the only can disagree about what the operation of other institu­ guish us is connected to the this excludes them from the people who can protect this is structure for the University — tions of higher learning, ac­ identity and mission of the University’s Catholic mission. the administration, then the in terms of its distinctive cording to Professor William University,” he said. “In the While he said that he believes Catholic identity is doomed.” identity — are important.” Tageson. midst of what is a healthy and that the Holy Cross Fathers O’Meara, however, attempted We're Putting Drugs Out Of Business Partnership for A Drug-Free America

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Malloy also expressed oppo­ Council) that prevents this.” The body, if modeled after the sition to increasing the number Dean Eileen Kolman of Colloquy, would have a com­ of faculty on the Council be­ Freshman Year of Studies said pletely inappropriate structure, cause it would alter the blend of that the Council could use its according to Professor Neal faculty, administration and time better within its present Delany, because it would in­ students, a composition that structure. However, “if the clude members outside of the serves the interests of Notre Academic Council is the pri­ academic core of the University. Dame. mary academic governance that “The president’s proposal is “I think the nature of the de­ the faculty participate in, then simply irrelevant to the faculty’s cision-making apparatus of the then the way that it is function­ concerns,” said O’Connor. “He University about academic poli­ ing at present leaves something proposed something that would cies ... is best served by that to be desired,” she added. not address academics only. It kind of composition," he said. Malloy said that while the is a strange structure for a The proposal approved by the blend of the Council is well- University that takes academics Council also called for the cre­ suited to its operation, “where I to be at its heart. ” ation of a number of standing think the Academic Council “We had a specific proposal,” committees. These would be needs to improve its functioning added Father David Burrell, a able to examine issues more is in the quality of conversation philosophy professor, “and the closely and to provide the rest about various dimensions of the president countered with a The Observer/ Pat McHugh of the council with more infor­ academic life which are not vague allusion.” And the speaker is. mation so that it could make legislative but evaluative." Malloy, however, said that he more informed decisions, ac­ Malloy has discussed the pos­ has been as open-ended and Dr. Kathleen Weigert of the CSC introduces Gary Zimmerman, a cording to Fuchs. sibility of creating a “third open-minded about the third psychology professor at Manchester College, in a lecture yesterday “Many times,” he continued, thing,” a body resulting from body as possible. “I have no about solving campus conflicts by using meditation. “I vote in a vacuum.” the work of and modeled after objections to the group having a Castellino said that a lot of the Colloquy for the Year 2,000. majority of faculty on it, but it the millions of American voters faculty members are not inter­ “I believe we need another should include students, staff that the Democratic Party is the ested in participating in the vehicle, ” he said, “to look at and a small number of adminis­ Casey committees, and expressed party of life, added Casey. philosophical questions, not trators.” concern that a small minority of continued from page 1 “We, Democrats, must fight necessarily to move to “In my judgement, we have a for life with the same passion individuals would be involved. legislation but to ask ‘How are great opportunity here,” he Presidency because the party that Democrats throughout “I sense that some of the con­ we doing?’ or ‘What are the said. The Colloquy, in coopera­ refuses to “take the high history have fought for liberty,” cern about the Academic central issues?”’ tion with the Academic Council ground” on the value issues said Casey. “If the national Council,” said Malloy, “is that The goals of the body would and the proposed third body such as abortion. Casey used Democratic Party and its can­ people are trying to make it do include improved communica­ “would allow for deliberation in the 1988 election as an exam­ didates offer a strong value- are to be successful in tion, wider consultation, that sense to an extent that is ple, alleging that although the oriented message,” he said, November, Casey said. healthy discussion and the for­ very unusual on American uni­ people preferred Dukakis on “the people will welcome them “My party will never succeed mation of a consensus, accord­ versity campuses.” programmatic issues, Dukakis back into their homes and into unless we can reach into the could not convince the elec­ their hearts and into the White living rooms of America to torate that he cared about val­ House once again.” make our presentation,” Casey ues. The current candidates, must, said. “The people are waiting Pro-life Democrats must take therefore, address the heart and they are watching. They Join Little Professor’s a solid stand to demonstrate to and soul of the electorate if they are ready to open the door.” Children’s Rug Club SECURITY BEAT Every Saturday at 10:30 a.m., -s ;Lw .. — ——. x r*< __ ~ ■ v — —1 *Vl MONDAY, MARCH 30 >t- • r X tjc Ar 9:50 a.m. A University faculty member • Y Little Professor will be holding a weekly story time reported the theft of his unlocked x V bicycle from the basement of the with activities for children ages 8 and under. ■'( The Department of Music Presents Presbytery. APRIL 4 APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY FLOWERS 10:13 a.m. A Planner Hall resident A F a c u l t y r e c i t a l reported the theft of his meal card. APRIL 11 TEDDY BEAR PICNIC 10:54 a.m. Notre Dame Security and ‘The, 9{gtre ‘D am e S t r i n g ‘T r i o (BRING YOUR FAVORITE BEAR) Notre Dame Fire assisted an injured V~-. University employee who had fallen in C a r o l y n P l u m m e r , V i o l i n APRIL 18 THE POTAWATOMI ZOO BRINGS IN Pasquerilla East. The victim was Ch r i s t i n e R u t l e d g e , V i o l a transported by ambulance to Saint A SURPRISE EASTER FRIEND K a r e n B u r a n s k a s , C e l l o , ______Joseph Medical Center. APRIL 25 GREAT WORLD SEARCH 2:25 p.m. Notre Dame Security discovered a vehicle that had been Sunday, April 5, 2:00 p.m. -— HELP US FIND WALDO! broken into in the C-1 parking lot. The l ITTI F PROFESSOR T') car stereo had been taken from the Annenberg Auditorium, The Snite Museum of Art vehicle. The concert is free and open to the public 5:30 p.m. A Keenan Hall resident "XT' F DOOK CENTER reported the theft of his Walkman from the Riley Art Building. Ironwood Plaza North • State Road 23 at Iron wood 7:40 p.m. A Saint Mary's College South Bend • 277-4488 • Mon.-Sat.: 10:00-9:00 • Sun.: 10:00 5:00 student reported the theft of her bookbag from the South Dining Hall. 7:45 p.m. A Notre Dame student reported the theft of his gym bag from the Loftus Center. 8:54 p.m. A Notre Dame student reported the theft of his compact disc player from the Riley Art Building. Clarissa Dallozuay 's Coffee Tiouse 11:37 p.m. Notre Dame Security cited an Indianapolis resident for travelling 47 mph in a 30 mph zone on Edison Road. At Saint Mary’s TUESDAY, MARCH 31 1:45 a.m. A Grace Hall resident reported the theft of his unlocked Is Slaving An “OpenM i c S t y ) fit ” bicycle from the west side bike rack at the Hesburgh Library. 7:37 a.m. A Notre Dame student reported the theft of her wallet from her briefcase while she was at Allegro's in On Saturday, April 4tfi LaFortune. 10:41 a.m. Notre Dame Security assisted in the transport of an III Planner Hall resident from the Student from 10pm-12pm Health Center to St. Joseph Medical Center. 4:26 p.m. A Notre Dame student reported that his car had been broken ‘Everyone (Brave Enough Eo Eerform into and his car stereo stolen while his vehicle was parked in Red Field. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1 Wiff (get ‘Their (fame In A Draiving 1:30 a.m. A Notre Dame student reported the theft of his wallet from the basement locker room of the Rockne Memorial Building. 'Tor 2 $10( g i f t Certificates Mom Maori s 7:34 a.m. Notre Dame Security received a report that the sign had been stolen from outside of Allegro's in LaFortune. Eo (BeSfefd At Midniaht. The Observer Friday, April 3, 1992 page 5 Delegate: Arabs, Manchester students help Israelis will meet colleagues resolve conflicts By GERALDINE HAMILTON are attempting to work through by how well people like each By AMY GREENWOOD said, “It will take many News Writer their problems, and said other, but by whether or not the Saint Mary's News Editor years.” conciliation is “building or problem was resolved. The fourth round of Syria has created one ob­ Reconciliation services and a rebuilding a relationship so the MCRS has 30 active volun­ Middle East peace talks stacle to the peace process, diversity workshop have been disputants themselves can then teers and has listened to 15 should proceed as planned, according to Shiloh, who tools for maintaining peace at agree to address their differ­ cases, 100 percent of which according to Michael claimed that “the Syrians Manchester College, according ences.” have ended successfully in reso­ Shiloh, deputy chief of are not interested in a to Gary Zimmerman, chairman The work of the mediator lution, Zimmerman said. mission at the Israeli peace treaty and have been of Psychology and head of the “more often focuses on the set­ According to Zimmerman, all embassy. reluctant to even use the college’s Mediation Service. tlement of the specific conflict,” cases are strictly confidential. “If all goes well, I think word peace. They believe Zimmerman discussed peace­ Zimmerman said. Most come to the MCRS though that there is no reason why that peace is for the next ful means for resolving conflicts When asked to help resolve a the students involved in the we will not meet again in generation or the on college campuses yesterday conflict, he said, an MCRS conflict or residence life staff Washington on the 27th of generation after.” in a lecture titled, “Solving member questions those in­ contacting the service, he said. April,” Shiloh said at a Shiloh also addressed Campus Conflicts Through volved and decides whether the news conference Thursday. U.S. allegations that Israel Mediation.” Several Manchester group can be of service. If all Zimmerman, who is promot­ Although the two groups had shared Patriot missile College students who are parties agree to be involved, a ing the spread of this type of have not reached an agree­ technology with China, involved with the Mediation meeting is set up, he said. program, said reconciliation ment, Shiloh said he feels pred ictin g th a t the U.S. Service also participated. There is a small trained lis­ services “can have an impact they have made significant Delegation will not come tening panel consisting of three that will ripple.” progress. up with any evidence that Zimmerman and the students to five students who work on a The Manchester students also “The mere fact that Israel negotiated with the recently started The volunteer basis, Zimmerman spoke about a Celebrating Arabs and Israelis can get Chinese. Manchester College said. In the first phase of the Diversity Workshop which helps together under one roof Shiloh is the highest Reconciliation Service (MCRS), m eeting, the panel listens to build better understanding and speak without third ranking Israeli official ever which trains volunteers to act each party tell his story and between varied groups of parties for many, many to visit South Bend, as unbiased conciliators of con­ clarify important issues. people. hours as well as breathe according to the Notre flicts in which students at the According to a Manchester the same air is something Dame public relations of­ college are involved. In the second phase, the op­ student, the skills that are that, for 43 years, was fice. Born in Hague, “Conflict is natural and there posing parties speak directly to learned in the workshop are unthinkable and unbe­ Holland in 1934, Shiloh is a need to work with human each other explaining their identifying the misconceptions lievable,” he said. em igrated to Tel Aviv the ways of dealing with conflict,” views of the conflict, he said. learned about other groups and Shiloh, who serves on the following year. Zimmerman said. “Conflict has Then the panel and the parties learning the personal impact of Israeli Delegation, said After graduating from the danger of brokenness and review what has been said and specific incidents of discrimina­ both the Israelis and the the Hebrew University of the opportunity for goodness,” the panel assists the parties in tion. Palestinians have discussed Jerusalem, Shiloh served he said. reaching a specific solution to an interim arrangement for as director of the Berth- Although conflict is generally their conflict. The parties then There are 100 people at each five years of self rule. Berl Institute for Adult perceived as negative, he said, sign a non-legal contract stating workshop and Zimmerman Each group has submitted Education for three years. it can be an extremely en­ the resolutions reached, said, “in a few hours 100 people a plan to the other, but a He then joined the Israeli riching growth experience. Zimmerman said. can be impacted positively in a large gap exists between Ministry of Foreign Affairs He defined mediation as in­ Students said MCRS’s main non-confrontational manner, the groups’ demands, he where he has served ever volvement with two sides who goal is to facilitate communica­ where bridges are built.” said. since. He has represented tion, and success is not judged “Nobody among us and the Israeli government in among Americans should embassies and consulates Native American students planning think that this is a matter in New York, Tokyo, Bonn, that can be solved in weeks and Boston. or even months. ” Shiloh Powwow to celebrate their heritage By MARA DIVIS Student Association’s Powwow dancing, is geared toward News Writer at Stepan Center Saturday, promoting and sharing the cul­ according to the group’s co- ture of Native Americans in the presidents Deswood Etsitty and communities of both Notre Native American students will LaVern Yazzie. Dame and the Michiana area, celebrate their heritage through The fourth annual Powwow, Etsitty said. dance at the Native American which will involve traditional “It’s our way of sharing our culture. The meaning behind Happy 21st Birthday the whole thing is sharing our beliefs with others,” Etsitty Chinese - American said. (11/22/91) Kirsten! Restaurant & The event will consist of a GREAT Cocktail Lounge grand entry, in which tradi­ WALL Authentic Szechuan, tional dancers will enter and Mandarin & Hunan Cuisine display their individual tribal With Love, Mom, Dad Bar & Restaurant open 7 days a week dances. Intertribal dances for Lunches starting a t ..... $3.95 anyone interested in dancing Dinners starting at $5.95 Voted Best will follow, Yazzie said. This and Melissa J Banquet rooms available for up to 200 Oriental Restaurant year the group will sponsor a 130 Dixie Way S., South Bend in Michiana by contest for men’s, women’s, and (next to Randall's Inn) Michiana Now intertribal divisions, Yazzie said. Also on the agenda is an arts and crafts fair open to the public. The fair will sponsor a 1991-92 M a in st a g e Sea so n raffle between each dance per­ formance, Yazzie said. N o tre D ame According to Etsitty, the Powwow is the Native American C ommunication Student Association’s largest a n d T heatre event for the year. 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In T ic k e t s a r e a v a ila ble a t order to decrease the risk THE DOOR OR IN ADVANCE AT t h e La F o r t u n e s t u d e n t c e n t e r of atherosclerosis, heart TICKET OFFICE. MASTERCARD AND attack and stroke, the AHA Visa orders call 239-8128 recommends less than 30 Students and senior citizen percent of calories come d i s c o u n t s a r e a v a il a bl e f o r W e d n e s d a y , T h u r s d a y a n d from fat. S u n d a y performances . Georgetown Shopping Cooler 52303 Emmons Rd. page 6 The Observer Friday, April 3, 1992 Brown heckled by Jewish group for Cuomo: vote for a considering running with Jackson NEW YORK (AP) — Democrat asked to leave the room and Tsongas 25 percent. real candidate Jerry Brown came in for a tu­ two members of the group Jackson’s own campaign for ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) — Gov. the New York governor could multuous round of heckling escorted him to the door, but the Democratic presidential Mario Cuomo said Thursday have a shot at gaining the Thursday from members of a others in the audience made it nomination in 1984 was that it was time to take “none nomination. Jewish community group over plain they were unhappy with marked by tensions over re­ of the above” out of the Asked if he were completely his choice of civil rights leader the choice of Jackson. He was marks that were taken by many Democratic presidential race. out of the race, Cuomo said: Jesse Jackson as a potential hissed momentarily and heck­ Jews to be anti-Semitic and “The notion that it will be “I’m not in it.” running mate. lers sounded off throughout the anti-Israel. someone else, that there will “1 understand the depth of 30-minute session. be a brokered convention, “There are only two pos­ concern in the Jewish commu­ The episode demonstrated “That is not an opinion held should be struck from every­ sibilities — being in the race nity,” said Brown, clearly Brown’s problem among Jewish universally by Jewish people,” one's consideration because and being out of the race, ” caught off guard by the sharp voters who account for an es­ Jackson said while taping an it ’s p rob ab ly not going to Cuomo added. “I am not in it, criticism at a campaign ap­ timated 30 percent of the vote appearance on the Phil Don­ happen and it should not therefore I am out of it." pearance before the Jewish in a New York Democratic pri­ ahue television show. “During happen,” Cuomo said. Cuomo, who plans to meet Community Relations Council. mary. this time of polarity we need to Cuomo ended years of with Clinton on Saturday, said In key primaries this year, have the will to build bridges. I speculation about a presi­ the A rk an sas governor “ is Brown’s remarks were inter­ Brown trailed Arkansas Gov. would hope that blacks and dential bid on Dec. 20, saying very close to locking (the rupted by state Assemblyman Bill Clinton and form er Sen. Jews would work together.” a state budget battle that has nomination) up already." Dov Hikind who urged about Paul Tsongas of Massachusetts But Brown has a number of since ended kept him from Nonetheless, Cuomo said 200 people on hand not to “sit among Jewish voters. times named Jackson as his running this year. the race for Tuesday’s New quietly and listen to this.” choice as a running mate and Cuomo asked Democrats to York primary remains “a “You insult the Jewish com­ But in Connecticut on March said the civil rights leader is choose either Bill Clinton or horserace.” munity by picking Jesse Jack­ 24, Brown not only won the qualified both because of his Jerry Brown and said, “It is Cuomo also predicted that if son,” Hikind told the former primary but received 37 experience and because he time to take Mr. Nota out of Clinton won the nomination, California governor. percent of the Jewish vote while could help to heal America’s the race. Mr. Nota is N.O.T.A. his enduring the character The angry lawmaker was Clinton got 34 percent and racial tensions. — none of the above." questions would be an asset Some Cuomo supporters because he would have “faced have said they would like to it and faced it down.” Clinton more vulnerable to character see a brokered convention so attacks than Bush to criticism of record WASHINGTON (AP) — Demo­ of questions about Bush’s han­ failures in the job, Bush’s m ar­ cratic presidential front-runner dling of the economy, his failure gin was cut to 48-45. Happy 19th Bill Clinton is more vulnerable to get rid of Saddam Hussein in But in the sample asked first to attacks on his character than Iraq and the breaking of his no- about Clinton’s character is­ President Bush is to criticism of new taxes pledge. A third sues, Bush’s margin climbed to Birthday John his record in office, according sample was asked first about 15 points — 54 to 39 percent. to a nationwide poll released Clinton’s alleged marital affairs Andrew Kohut said the Thursday. and conflicts of interest, and his outcome “does represent the Wensinger The poll, the latest in a series Vietnam draft status. potential the Republican Party by the Times Mirror Center for In the neutral sample, Bush has in a campaign situation to The People and The Press, led Clinton 50 percent to 43 further worsen the public image Our Favorite Little questioned three separate sam­ percent. When people were first of Bill Clinton.” ples of the public last week. reminded about the president’s One sample was a traditional, German Irishman neutral matchup of Bush and M ove up to Clinton. But in a second sample, people were first asked a series "MAPLE LANE APARTMENTS"

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Infection occurs conduct a national debate on from 1990, according to the after prolonged exposure, the issue, and impose no litmus U.S. Centers for Disease putting those in close quarters tests of abortion views as a Control. That’s a. far milder in­ with TB patients at greatest condition for office, said crease than a year earlier, risk. An estimated 10 million Governor Robert Casey, D- when the contagious and deadly Americans are infected, but Pennsylvania, at a press con­ lung disease jumped 9.4 per­ most will never become ill, and ference yesterday at Notre cent, by far the biggest increase do not pose a threat to others. Dame. ever. In New York City — which ac­ The Democratic Party’s cur­ “I don’t think the shape of a counted for as much as one in rent pro-choice position has couple of percentage points six U.S. TB cases in preliminary caused the loss of large num­ means anything in terms of di­ reporting last year — a study The Observer/Pat McHugh bers of voters who want to vote rection,” Dr. George Cauthen of found 34 percent of tuberculo­ Resolving campus conflicts democratic, but are against the CDC told the agency’s sis cases resistant to at least abortion, Casey said. Advisory Committee on the one anti-TB drug. The report Gary Zimmerman, professor of psychology at Manchester college, “I would like to see in our Elimination of Tuberculosis at a for 1991 found 3,685 cases. The speaks at a lecture yesterday about, “Solving Campus Conflicts (the Democratic Party’s) plat­ meeting in suburban Atlanta. “I previous year, the city had Through Meditation.” He said that reconciliation services have form, like the Republican plat­ couldn’t tell you what next year 3,554 cases, the CDC said. been one tool for maintaining peace at the college. form, a declaration on the af­ will be.” The problem is especially firmation of life,” said Casey, acute among New York’s poor “The unborn child should be “I have some concerns as to and homeless. A Harlem Pro-life priest: abortion is the national constituency of the whether we’re hearing about Hospital study found 89 percent Democratic party and we all the tuberculosis,” added Dr. of TB patients never finished should be fighting for this our Dixie Snider, director of the their therapy and thus were at not only a women’s issue most defenceless member.” CDC’s TB division. “Our opinion risk to infect untold others. The Governor referred to According to Fiori, the out­ is there are a lot more out­ “We ought to make a com­ By LYNN O’DONNELL ABC exit polls which said that come of this year’s presidential breaks ... than we know about.” pelling cry for help for New News Writer the primary issue of the 1988 election will influence presidential campaign was Tuberculosis, once a dreaded York City,” said Dr. M ichael numerous court cases pending plague, fell sharply in the Iseman of Denver, a member of Pro-life advocate Father abortion, and that one-third of decades following the invention the CDC’s TB council. “The sit­ Charles Fiori spoke yesterday in the Supreme court on pro-life the Democratic Party members issues. “Getting the issues of antibiotic drug therapy. U.S. uation really is at the meltdown on a variety of issues concern­ favor the pro-life view. The m a­ away from the states is key,” he jority of these party members cases fell from about 84,000 in stage.” ing abortion. said. voted for George Bush in the 1953 to 22,000 in 1985. “The potential is there,” Fiori showed the group a Candidates in the 1992 elec­ election, he said. But the disease then began a Snider said, noting that New tiny, pink model of a baby, and tion view abortion as the big is­ resurgence, preying largely on York is the nation’s “epicenter called it a true representation Casey suggested new pro­ sue they wish would go away, people whose systems are al­ of homelessness and the of a fetus. “4,600 babies a day grams and policies to supple­ Fiori said. Bush, now pro-life, ment his pro-life position, in­ ready w eakened by the AIDS epicenter of the AIDS are aborted,” he said. “Saying was in favor of Planned cluding the institution of re­ virus. And the disease is in­ epidemic.” you’re pro-choice is like saying you’re pro-breathing.” Parenthood not to long ago, formed day care, neonatal and Abortion is everyone’s prob­ Fiori said, adding that he hopes nutrition program s. He said lem, according to Fiori. “It’s not leaders will not try to ignore the that both “assistance and al­ a woman’s issue, because issue in an election year ternatives are basic and cru­ statistically about fifty percent plagued with unemployment, cial ” to his anti-abortion stand. of those killed are men. I have inflation, and bouncing checks. “With the obligation to pro­ an interest in that,” he said. “Don’t let them forget this tect life we have the obligation “The bottom line is it takes one,” Fiori adds, holding the to make life worth living,” said two to make a life,” said Fiori pink fetus in his hand. “Never Casey. raising the model again, “but refer to it as an ‘it.’ This is a Looking toward the constitutionally it only takes boy or a girl,” he said. Democrats’ position on abor­ one to abort it.” tion in the upcoming presiden­ tial election, Casey said, “This tured servants.” It is in every­ is a year in which anything can one’s best interest to improve happen and so far anything GSU health benefits beyond what he has. Hopefully, the pro-life point of view will be given a continued from page 1 called the present “bare bones minimum policy.” seat at the table instead of be­ DETAILS SERVICE! 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DOUGLAS The Point At Saint Joseph- VINNY Fri 4:30, 7:00, 9:30 Fri 4:45,7:15,9:45 B ecaus^oyjeserv^h^iesti^ Sat-Thur 2:00, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45 Sat-Thur 1:30, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30 page 8 The Observer Friday, April 3, 1992 Monmouth students complain Testimony could about multiple choice tests hurt officers’ cases business management. He, test, 70 percent fail the second SIM! VALLEY, Calif. (AP) — brutality. TRENTON, N.J. (AP) — Stu­ Emma and college president time. Lawyers for two of four po­ Barnett squared off against dents at Monmouth College Samuel H. Magill see poor Several students blamed pro­ licemen on trial in a mo­ Powell’s lawyer, Michael writing skills as a nationwide fessors for relying heavily on have a complaint about their torist’s videotaped beating Stone, during testimony of a tests: They aren’t tough enough. problem. multiple-choice tests graded by elicited testimony Thursday police training expert, Officer Student leaders say they ex­ The Student Government As­ a computer. Some professors, in that could damage each Jerry Mulford. pect more than multiple-choice sociation at the private college turn, say classes have gotten other’s cases. Stone asked Mulford if it tests for their $16,500 a year in West Long Branch passed a too big for them to grade many And a lawyer for a third de­ would be proper for a police­ for tuition, room and board. resolution Feb. 5 recommend­ essays and papers. They also fendant tried unsuccessfully man to stomp a suspect who They want essays and term pa­ ing that instructors stop giving complain the resolution in­ to admit evidence that would was down. pers instead. multiple-choice tests exclu­ fringes on academic freedom. have hurt the other three “No sir,” Mulford said. “I think by the time we grad­ sively. The student government pro­ officers. He said that would “Stomping on the neck is uate we should be able to read “If we knew that most of our posal was offered to the faculty have been “their tough luck.” something we avoid at all The lawyer for Officer costs...It can cause serious and write at a mature level,” tests were going to be essays, Wednesday as a non-binding Laurence Powell suggested bodily injury.” said Phillip Emma, a senior fi­ we would have to improve our resolution, leaving the decision Officer Theodore Briseno was nance and economics major writing, ” said Nicole Cervino, a to individual teachers, but only guilty of stomping Rodney On a videotape of the King sophomore majoring in history about two-thirds of the faculty who proposed tougher tests. King on the neck when he beating, Briseno is seen “You don’t have multiple-choice and education. “You have to be voted for it, Nersesian said. was down, a use of excessive stomping the back of King's tests when you get a job.” able to at least write a complete “It was almost like voting force. Briseno's lawyer neck. He is expected to testify Many teachers support the sentence.” against mothers,” he said. suggested that Powell was he used his foot to try to keep idea, saying it should help im­ The Outlook, the student He said he thought many in­ racist, a braggart and beat King from moving. prove student writing and re­ newspaper, endorsed the pro­ structors would cut down on King for “personal When Stone sat down, search skills, cut down on posal in an editorial noting that multiple-choice tests in favor of vengeance,” then laughed Barnett unleashed a volley of cheating and better prepare 45 percent of Monmouth stu­ essays “because they know the about it. questions alluding to Powell, graduates for their careers. dents fail the writing profi­ students want it.” who is accused of hitting King “I see this as an ethical is­ ciency test that was first re­ Not all do, however — and Briseno and his lawyer, the most times. He is also al­ John Barnett, have contended leged to have laughed after­ sue,” said Roy L. Nersesian, an quired for graduation two years some even argue that multiple- that Briseno; 39, tried to stop wards and transmitted com­ associate professor who teaches ago. Of those who retake the choice tests are harder. Powell, 29, Sgt. Stacey Koon, puter messages with a racist 41, and Officer Timothy Wind. context. King is black, the 31, from beating King after four officers white. they stopped him for a traffic Barnett asked if an officer U.S. officials find no evidence offense. would be justified hitting a The March 3, 1991, beating suspect in the head with his after a traffic stop was video­ baton. Israel sold China military items taped by a witness and “No sir.” Mulford said. broadcast nationally, setting “That’s one of the areas we WASHINGTON (AP) — A team The inspector general’s office opinion” in the department off a debate about police try to avoid.” of U.S. officials found no operates independently of State about the report’s findings. evidence during a fact-finding Department supervision. The Wall Street Journal said trip to Israel that Israel had Tutwiler said the report was in a recent article that Israel secretly supplied a U.S. Patriot part of an ongoing process and was the offending country and missile or its technology to was not designed to draw con­ had been selling weapons and China, the State Department clusions. She declined to con­ technology without authoriza­ The Observer said today. firm the reports that the “major tion to China and $outh Africa, “We consider the matter recipient ” was Israel and said among other countries. announces the 1992-93 closed," spokeswoman there were “many differences of Margaret Tutwiler said. Published reports last month Maori's Pizza & Italian Restaurant said U.S. officials had picked up St. Mary's Staff Office Hours strong indications that the Pizza-Pasta-Sandwiches-Stuffed Pizza Pies transfers had occurred. Tutwiler said the department NOW OPEN plans no further action on the Carry out matter. or Dine in The Office is open Mondays 1-3, Under questioning by re­ porters, she was unable absolve 20% off pizza with this ad. Wednesday 10 -11 & 2:30 - 3:30, and Israel completely of anj' 271-2055 wrongdoing. She refused to gb Tuesday and Thursday 13 - 3 in 309 beyond saying that the 17- OPENTUES-SUN G ,or% % % center member team had uncovered 11AM -10PM (next to Club Shenanigan s) Haggar College Center no evidence of such transfers. On a related issue, Tutwiler brushed aside questions on about an official study which said that a “major recipient” of U.S. w eapons — identified in Begin April 6th and 7th published reports as Israel — may have been transferring More Offered as Desired some equipment to third coun­ tries without authorization. The report released Wednesday by the State ND will reinbttree costs of program Department’s inspector gen­ eral’s office said department if you quit and don’t smoke for officials assigned to monitor 12 months. arms transfers had failed to act on many reports of “significant For more information or to register alleged violations” by the recipient country. 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That plus the tar-like coffee our conversation, decided it and greasy doughnuts are a was time to throw in his two great combination. cents worth of Delphic oracular Jocelyn had been trying to wisdom. “Hey,” he began convince us for at least an hour promisingly. “What if JFK knew that we should all help her he was calling himself a jelly campaign for Jerry Brown. She doughnut? I mean, give the guy had this theory about Brown credit.” being to our historical situation “Let them eat cake,” Denise what JFK was to his Zeitgeist. put in. “Doughnuts and circuses,” Jocelyn and her friend Denise torical spirit is at a crossroads, But he also represents our last kind of kook. Isn’t he the one Jocelyn followed. “The story of had recommended the glazed and it’s up to us to point it in reason for believing it’s possible they used to call Governor history in a nutshell.” jelly rolls. “They’ll go with our the right direction.” to bring about meaningful Moonbeam?” “History belongs to the work­ eyes,” Denise reasoned. “Jocelyn may be right,” I re­ change within the system.” “It’s a media plot,” Denise ers of the world," my Marxist We were on the third round flected. “After all, we belong to “I know what you’re saying, said. “They don’t want anybody friend Dex offered. of our highly nutritious sugar a generation that’s lived Jocelyn," Dex said, declining to to take Brown’s campaign seri­ “We are the world,” I ob­ buzz. Jocelyn was saying some­ through the fall of the Bastille join me in a fourth round of ously so they say stuff like served, savoring my first truly thing about how Kennedy’s Wall.” I was on a roll. jelly rolls, “but th a t’s just it. that.” timeless profundity of the night. death symbolized the American “I agree,” said Dave. “It’s like Maybe there is no real hope for “When they say anything “We are the children.” Left’s loss of faith in the system. we re between rinse and spin change within the system. about his campaign at all,” I marveled to think of what Of course that got Dave, the in the great washing machine Maybe real change can only Jocelyn added. “Until the depths of profundity we might doughnut man, to recount the of history. Anyone want I come from struggles against Michigan primary, the media sink to. Clearly there was no anecdote about how Kennedy should put extra glaze on this the system.” almost completely ignored him. room in my present had inadvertently called next batch of jelly rolls?” Jocelyn shook her head. The New York Times gave just Weltanschauung for even these himself a jelly doughnut when “Seriously,” Jocelyn persisted, “Come on, Dex. Like you’re go­ about zero coverage to his win modest insights. he uttered his famous “Ich bin “think about what Jerry Brown ing to get a populist movement in Colorado.” Jocelyn wanted to get back to ein Berliner.” Dave loves to tell represents. I mean, OK, he may to overthrow this government? “Yeah,” Denise continued, Jerry Brow n’s “we, the chil­ that story. be just another political charla­ Not in the richest country in the “and then when they couldn’t dren” kind of campaign. “The The only other patron, a cab tan with a gimmicky product. world at the apex of its global ignore him any longer they had thing is, we’re at a unique his­ driver at the next table who And granted that his tax plan hegemony.” the nerve to write an article torical juncture. The world-his­ had been listening intensely to might prove to be regressive. “No less likely than an effec­ about how the TV news hadn’t tive populist electoral move­ been paying enough attention ment,” Dex replied. to the Brown campaign.” The rest of us looked at A couple of fellow late-night a Jocelyn, waiting for her re­ travellers came in and sat sponse. down at the counter. Dave “All I’m saying,” she said fi­ went over to take their order. nally, “is that we have the op­ The cab driver and I decided to F portunity to elect someone who split the last jelly roll. W r g ) might make a difference. We Dex grinned. “OK, Jocelyn, can choose to get involved or you got me. So how can I get we can cynically sit this one involved in this campaign?” V r out.” Andrew Cutrofello is a profes­ The cabby pulled his chair up sor of philosophy at Saint * to our table. “What I hear on M ary’s College. His columns TV is this Brown guy is some appear every other Friday.

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Stare into the butterfly, and submit: QUOTES, P.O. Box Q, A®, IN 46556 men reveal real reasons for working out

By MIKE HOBBES “It gives you confidence to do just about Accent Writer anything, whether you want to meet the ladies or walk tall, you just feel better APRIL 3-5 t’s that time of year again when about yourself,” said Lynch. the seeds of new growth are Biking, whether stationary or distance, supposed to peer through the is an excellent form of aerobic exercise. vast frozen tundra of the South For those that choose to stationary bike, weekend calendar Bend region. such as stairmaster, the opportunity to JGranted, recently a large majority of the interact with females is always present days have fallen prey to showers and since it is done indoors. Others, though, snow falls, but these adverse weather will have nothing less than nature as their conditions have not seemed to halt men surroundings. Both Jason Domzai and from staying active. Kevin Hardman find pleasure in the Men are involved in a plethora of uninhibited boundaries of biking. Friday activities ranging from fitness training to “As long as there is a road and a lack of running to shooting hoops in preparation inclement weather, I'm out biking. If MUSIC for the perennial Bookstore Basketball there were eight days in the week, I would tournam ent. For some, the desire is to be taking advantage of every one of them Brian, Colin & Vince, Grace Coffee House, 9 p.m. stay in top shape, for others it chance to to be on the open road,” said Domzai. get out and expend some energy and have “With warm weather and a little time, Rufus Meatbone, Twist & Shout, 9 p.m. fun, then there are those who just want to there is no better pleasure than going as (Above) Notre 1 Blue Ice, Midway Tavern Mishawaka, 9:30 p.m. meet the opposite sex. fast as I can with the wind in my face,” Hardman added. open to all stud* Freddy Jones Band, ClubShenanigans, 10 p.m. Chris Donohoe said he finds running a excellent form of exercise that provides Both Domzai and Hardman bike (Below) Flanne Uraeus, Club 23, 10 p.m. some scenic benefits and the possibility to between 30 and 40 miles a day. achieve their pe Access Denied, Bridget's, 10 p.m. see people. “Most people think of time consumption, “I run six days a week,” he said. “I find I think of it as personal pleasure,” EVENTS it relaxing to be able to get out and away explained Domzai. from the daily rush of activities." Another form of activity for many Folk Dancing, Club House, Saint Mary's College, 7:30 p.m Noting the high concentration of individuals is basketball. Rob Kuennen and Kevin Rule both play basketball at Latin Expressions, Hesburgh Library Auditorium, 7:30 p.m females, but lack of visual stimuli at the Joyce Athletic Convocation Center, least a couple of times a week. "Meisenbach and Golden," Flute and harp duo, Little Donohoe chooses to run outside since Kuennen explained that he and his Theatre, Saint Mary's College, 8 p.m. there are a variety of routes. section mates play basketball to get away from their other duties and as a chance to “It gets so boring running the concourse hang out together not just to ogle the (at the JACC) since there is all of one track females pass by. and so many people, but outside is “You’re at Stepan or the JACC with your Saturday fantastic. There are the lakes, the campus shirt off for the female passers-by and ev­ loop, and even the trails to St. Mary’s,” erybody is out there having fun and trying to be like Mike,” said Kuennen. MUSIC said Donohoe. Students like John Lynch find lifting Kevin Rule said he tries to play at least Smear, Grace Coffee House, 9 p.m. weights a very rewarding form of fitness. four or five times a week at the Rockne Memorial, but admits that the NCAA Rufus Meatbone, Twist & Shout, 9 p.m. Lynch works out at least four days a week for a couple of hours at a time. He said tournament drastically increases the Blue Ice, Midway Tavern Mishawaka, 9:30 p.m. that it dramatically enhances his physique number guys shooting on any given day. Freddy Jones, Club Shenanigan's, 10 p.m. and stature, but said there is a lot more to “You can see tons of girls and guys out Way Past Tense, Club 23, 10 p.m. it. there. They are the light-hearted players “Working out not only helps maintain who just want to have fun,” said Rule. EVENTS good health, but it improves the way you Andy Sinn, the 1992 Bookstore feel about yourself. I push myself as hard Commissioner, reiterated most of Rule’s PowWow, Stepan Center, Grand Entrances, Noon & 6 p.m. as possible and if I'm not tired and sore at comments on the natural increase in the sheer numbers of people playing Magic Show, Scottsdale Mall, Noon. the end of a workout then either I did do it hard enough or not yet finished,” Lynch basketball in the spring semester. "The Boys Next Door," South Bend Civic Theatre, 8 p.m. said. “This year we have 704 teams in He also emphasized the mental fortitude Bookstore, which is a Guiness Book that he achieves through his workouts. record, ” said Sinn. Sunday

EVENTS Notre Dame String Trio, Annenburg Auditorium, 2 p.m. Work out Notre Dame Women's Choir, Basilica of the Sacred By PAIGE SMORON Heart, 8 p.m. Accent Writer

o you w an t to be a (burly bohunk / films assertive Amazon), but you’re afraid you’ll never master the FRIDAY subtletiesS of the weight room? Are you afraid you’ll commit "The Commitments," Annenberg Auditorium, 7:15 & some obscure faux pas such as 9:45 p.m. (sneezing while spotting some "Bugsy," Cushing Auditorium, 8 & 10:30 p.m. bruiser / tripping on the Stair- master) and be laughed right out SATURDAY of the gym on your (concave chest / thickening thighs)? "The Commitments," Annenberg Auditorium, 7:15 & The secret to weight-lifting, as 9:45 p.m. with any higher pursuit, is "Bugsy,"Cushing Auditorium, 8 & 10:30 p.m. etiquette. With my “Tips for the Truly Taut,” you’ll fool them all and Observer photos/ John Bingham become an esteemed paragon of Freshman Sean Cahill keeps active all year long lifting weights in the (beef / firmness) reminiscent of Cavanaugh Hall weight room. page 11

y o u u p ND women prove fitness stereo types wrong

By JULIE BARRETT Carson, an admitted exercise classes are girls. Over 1,000 Accent Writer fanatic, stays in tip-top shape Notre Dame women this year by keeping a daily routine of have participated in the ll N otre Dame running three miles in the aerobic fitness programs women are fat and morning and swimming a provided by REC sports, ugly, according to couple of laps in the af­ according to Greg Kigar, an old stereotype. ternoon. intramural coordinator at REC Whoever believes “In high school I played sports. thisA fallacy must be blind to sports all the time, so I do REC Overall, there are six differ­ the multitude of women at ND sports and exercise to stay in ent types of aerobic programs who stay active, stay healthy shape,” she said. “I also like and 17 classes offered, he and stay in shape. to keep a routine, so I try to said. Students can take low, Look around campus, check exercise every day.” high, combination of low and out the Rockne Memorial, go Missing the thrill of playing high, step, stretch, and water to the Joyce Athletic Convoca­ sports in high school, Jackie aerobics if so desired. tion Center(JACC) and see Macy, a Howard sophomore, Approximately 2,000 girls girls all over the place says if she doesn’t stay active each year participate in the sporting spandex and sweats and exercise, she gets “really myriad of sports and exercise while jogging and jumping lethargic.” classes offered at Notre Dame around to the beat of lively She keeps in shape by doing through REC Sports, Kigar tunes. high impact aerobics every added. )ame students utilize the indoor track at the Loftus Sports Center. The Center is ND women do all kinds of Monday and Wednesday and Women at Notre Dame and mts Monday through Friday from 5:30 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. sports and activities to keep fit step aerobics on Tuesdays and Saint Mary’s have the freshman Marc Baumann and Walsh freshman Monica Vonada push each other to and trim, from running the Thursdays. Friday, Saturday opportunity to play sports and sonal bests in excercise. Sit-ups are just one component of their fitness program. gamut of aerobic exercise to and Sunday she heads for the take fitness classes they might judo. Rockne Memorial to break a not have had the chance to do Trish Gray, a sophomore sweat on the versa climber or anywhere else such as from P.W., gets all the exercise the stairclimber for about football, water polo, she needs in her judo classes. half-an-hour, row on the erg racquetball, sailing, skiing, “It’s a lot of exercise because for about ten minutes and aerobics, yoga and judo. we do repeated sequences finish with some sit ups and Most women who have that use all the muscles,” she push ups. taken advantage of these said. “It’s also a lot of fun Sometimes Macy substitutes opportunities agree that because I get to throw people her exercise regimen with playing sports and exercising around." weight-lifting to tone her mus­ isn’t just a way to keep The ultimate workout for cles, she said. healthy and stay in shape, but sophomore Kathy Turner is a ND senior Jen Yost likes to also to release pressure and little bit of running, rollerblad- pump some iron, too, when get out some frustrations. ing, and even ballet. Once a she’s not teaching aerobics As for the old stereotype week, she takes ballet class at twice a week for REC sports. that all Notre Dame girls are Saint Mary’s. She said she was fat and ugly, the ND women “(Ballet) is so therapeutic for intimidated at first when she who are keeping active and me because of the concentra­ went to the third floor weight staying in shape prove it’s tion and coordination in­ room in the Rockne Memorial simply not valid. volved,” Turner said. She because of all the “macho” “That stereotype is so added that she loves ex­ guys in there. However, now ridiculous,” Macy said. “I was ercising and would rather that she’s a regular weight- expecting the stereotype to be “run around the lakes than lifter, she “doesn’t think twice tru e w hen I first came to take a nap” in order to “keep about being there.” Notre Dame. But I w as her motor running.” She said she enjoys leading surprised to see so many girls Lewis sophomore Carolyn aerobics twice a week, as involved in sports and in such Carson keeps her engines well, because it keeps her in great shape. Girls here really revving by playing competitive shape and she has fun take care of themselves non-varsity sports in her free exercising to the energizing because many of them are time, like indoor field hockey music. conscientious about and lacrosse. Yost noted that most of the everything, their classes, their In addition to the sports, students that attend her work and their health.” style: Tips for the Truly Taut1 ■ an Claude Van Damme / miring your own firm physique, Don’t cover up those stretch ;ena Easton), your first time ch an ces are th e y ’ll com e to marks! worship your sinewy Herculean The marks of greatness, these lip this concise guide into your temple, too. A good rule of thumb should be flaunted for what they -rag / sports bra) for easy is to check biceps development are: bruises of brawn. But if you erence and walk tall, walk after every set; tape measures are still feel self-conscious, try ud, and above all, walk with optional. Clinique’s light concealer for r arms a little out to the side Leave the Village People at maximum coverage while if they are too bulky with home. perspiring. ’.cle to lay fiat. Listening to “Macho Man” in the gym is passe, and a little too Purchase the proper acces­ rcra, Lycra, Lycra! obvious. “Let’s Get Physical” is sories. you’ve got it, make it tight permissible, but only in the Leather lifting belts with silver shiny. If you don’t have it, or ladies’ gym. Richard Simmons’ studs are out this season, as are n if you think that maybe “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” is right any remaining items from the re’s a possibility that someone out. “Flashdance” era. Handweights [ht think that you may not should match the cross-training e it, cover it up with a largish Keep track of those Walkman shoes, not the socks, and boys, ;atshirt and hope no one wires. please—no half-shirts. Ices. Nothing separates the studs No tickling, cheering, or la n c e in th e m irror—and from the amateurs faster than applauding while others are at nee often. freak strangulation by Nautilus the bench. Pasquerilla West freshman Egin Chen demonstrates a proper balance /hen others notice you ad­ equipment. It’s simply not done. between fashion and fitness on a stairmaster at Rockne Memorial. page 12 The Observer Friday, April 3, 1992 Help wanted: an SOS from a lonely dog

Darby O’Gill III has survived went in pursuit of it over hill and understanding surpassing the winter, and is in need of and dale. Finally the lamb those of man himself. Lest it friends who will keep him from Father Robert Griffin stopped, once it reached a run­ impair your courage, you shall discovering that April can be a - ning stream, to have a drink of never foresee your death. Lest the cruelest month. Letters to a Lonely God water. it impair your loyalty, you shall be blind to the faults of man. Darby has proven himself to J Moses, seeing this, said Lest it impair your be a dog for all seasons. In Oc­ apologetically, “Little lamb, I understanding, you are denied tober, he thought that the trees ing to farm Darby out to all cided to postpone the more didn’t realize that you ran the power of words. shedding their leaves were comers. In my life, he’s the complicated lessons for a few away because you were playing a game with him. little prince; and I’d require weeks until I was feeling better thirsty. "Waiting until the little “Let no fault of language anyone volunteering to roam and could work out with him thing had finished refreshing cleave an accord beyond that Once winter arrived, I could the quads with him to show me more. At least he knows the itself, Moses picked it up and of man with any other have strapped a keg of brandy references, credit cards, and all-important commands, carried it back to the flock. beast—or even man with man. to his collar, and sent him to proof from the Red Cross that HEEL! and SIT! It’s helpful for Speak to your master only with Switzerland to rescue you’ve been trained to save a dog to know these basics, When God saw how kind your mind, and through your travellers lost in the snowy lives. when you’re walking him on a Moses was to the thirsty lamb, honest eyes. Alps. He took to the cold as a leash. the rabbis say, He knew he duck takes to water, and you A number of students have would be good to the Hebrew “Walk by his side, sleep in his could get frostbite just from told me, “If you need help in You may think: “What’s the children. For when God wants doorway, forage for him, ward seeing him plow through the taking care of him, I’d love to fun of having a dog, if you don’t to judge a person’s character, off his enemies, carry his bur­ drifts. take him off your hands for a feel able to take care of him?” the rabbis say, He looks to see dens, share his afflictions, love while." I’m not too proud to ac­ Come hell or high water, I’ll how well that person tends the him and comfort him. And in If the springtime ever comes, cept favors, and n e ith e r is manage to take care of him. My sheep. return for this, man will fulfill I foresee he’ll feel the need of Darby. On days when old age is suffering from a slight case of your needs and wants—which spending hours and hours slowing me down, it breaks my “shingles” doesn’t mean my God must be pleased with the shall be only food, shelter, and sporting with the wild things; heart to watch that young Darby needs to look for a new character of any of us whom affection. but to tell you the truth, I’m too creature springing for the home. He sees showing tenderness to old to sport with him. doorknob, in a vain attempt to dumb creatures dependent on “So be silent, and be a friend turn it, so that he can let him­ But no young dog is an is­ the kindness of strangers. to man. Guide him through the I brought Darby to campus self out for the airing he needs. land; and as Darby’s master, Darby O’Gill III has never met perils along the way to the land last September 14, when he neither am I an island. Both he a Notre Dame student that he that I have promised him. This was nine weeks old and You may w onder: “Why do and I have room in our lives for doesn’t regard as a candidate shall be your destiny and your weighed only five pounds. Now you have a new pet, if you’re many friends, and this is a time for instant friendship. immortality. So spake the he's almost nine months old, too long in the tooth to take in our lives we need them. The Lord.” and weighs twenty-four care of him?” To tell you the happy side to a dog like Darby When my first Darby O’Gill pounds; and he’s still a puppy tru th , I depend on O’Gill to is that once you’ve befriended was still alive, friends sent me And the dog heard and was who wears me out with his keep me young; however, lately him for fifteen minutes, he’ll the following piece. “God sum­ content. playfulness and his willingness I’ve had an affliction called leave you walking tall from moned a beast from the field In response to the many of­ to make friends. “shingles” that afflicts cur­ thinking so well of yourself as a and He said, Behold man, cre­ fers from students volunteering mudgeons, and leaves them human being. ated in my image. Therefore to Darby-sit I’m sending out There’s more love in that aching and racked with pain. adore him.You shall protect this S O.S. asking, “Where are cocker spaniel than one priest There’s a story I once heard him in the wilderness, you now?” needs, and he has an excess of Whenever Darby stands at about sheep, which could be shepherd his flock, watch over energy that is wasted on me; the door, wild-eyed with rest­ applied, “mutatis mutandis,” I his children, accompany him At the same time. I’d like to and I’d be proud to have you lessness, I try to tell him that think, to a cocker spaniel. The wherever he may go—even apologize for turning my make his acquaintance. I want the ravaged nerve ends around story explains why Moses was unto civilization. You shall be weekly Observer column into students to know that he’s my waist leave me too sore to chosen by God to become the his companion, his ally, his something that sounds like a available for walks, and for fun move. When he comes over to leader of the Jewish people. slave. personals-ad. The bottom line and games. He owns his own lick my hands with his wet is, Darby can be your hound of volley ball; and when it comes tongue, I have the feeling he’s Moses, as a young man, “To do these things, God said, heaven also, if you want him to to sports, he has the heart of offering me sympathy. tended sheep for his father-in- I endow you with these be—standing in for the time an Olympian. Darby was halfway through law. One day, a little lamb ran instincts uncommon to other being, for the hound of heaven None of this means I’m will­ obedience school, when I de­ away from the flock. Moses beasts: faithfulness, devotion, waiting for you at home.

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BOOKSTORE BASKETBALL FINAL FOUR Minneapolis, Minnesota THURSDAY S RESULTS We Want Bush def. Runner, Hunter, Cheesehead, & Cigar Smokers, 21-13 National Semifinals Congratulations Pass the Beernuts II del. Team 68, 21-13 Amidy and Aldehyde def. Castrato, Slammers, and Ballhandler. 9-3 Saturday, April 4

Cincinnati (29-4) vs. Michigan (24-8) 5:42 p.m. Brothers Chitwood del. Beta Rho Nu Chi, 21-18 Moloko & Ultraviolence d.. Stockman's Bar: Liquor In the Front, Poker in the Rear, 21-16 Irish Men's

Duke (32-2) vs. Indiana (27-6) 8:02 p.m. Bookstore's short. Foul Hard del. Leaking Implants , 21-8 4 Studs & Guy with 2 1/2 Dollars def. Schwingl, 21-6 Basketball 1992 National Championship White Men Can't Jump def. PTPer's, 21-4 Duct-tapers def. 4 Men and a Baby, 21-17 Semifinal winners Monday, April 6 at 8:22 p.m. NIT Runners-up

In Bounds, In Range def. Unlicensed Gynecologist, 21-15 VDF IV: Beating a Dead Horse def. 5 Guys who Can't Score on the Court, 21-16

The Iron Clad 5 def. Four Shins plus One, 21-18 4 Dudes and Fleming Gomer def. Existentialist Express, Forfeit

Mikey Likes 111 def. Crime Doesn't Pay, Forfeit Ear Wax def. Spot Us 19 & We'll Kick your Butt, 21-16

G hetto Boys def. M ean M achine, forfeit 5 Guys Who Penetrate to Hole and Shoot def. Slow-Motion, 21-15

The Real Fab Five def. Box the Compass. 21-4 Now or Never def. 5 Girls who Just Want Some Action. 21-8 Men Loving Fermented Grain def. Bill's Mom, 21-11 Team 97 def. Magic, Wilt, Henning, & 2 who'd be nothing w/o Magic, 21-11 We Hate Jimmy Buffet del. Please don't hurt us, 21-11 Club Shenanigans def. Beloit Bombers. 21-10 FRIDAY APRIL 3 We're Short. Slow. White del. Team 465, 21-16 Lambier Wanna bes def. 5 Guys who Vitale Wouldn't Watch Play. 30-28 WOMEN'S TENNIS @ AUSTIN, TX 5:00 PM Word to your Mother II del. A Democrat and 4 Guys Voting, 21-10 SOFTBALL V. DETROIT (DH) 3:00 PM

O'Malley's Twenty-Niners def. 4 Women Who Score with Clowns, forfeit TRACK @ TEXAS RELAYS 11:00 AM SATURDAY APRIL 4 Panic Hardware def. 2 Beckers, 2 Sloths and a Beeker, 23-21 BASEBALL V. BALL STATE (DH) 1:00 PM Green Eggs and Ham (Bill) del. Brazilian Turnpike Dippin Hicks. 21-13 @ COVELESKI STADIUM

Frat House Five def. Wong Smith and the Sushi Kings, 21-9 SOFTBALL (DH) 1:00 PM MEN'S TENNIS V. WEST VIRGINIA 1:00 PM Push It Along def. 5 Guys who Walk Alone, (No Score Reported) VIRGINIA 81, NOTRE DAME 76 VIRGINIA (20-13) LACROSSE V. DENISON 2:00 PM Pale Riders def. Doc's Gonna Be Pissed I, 21-15 Burrough 5-17 3-3 13, Stith 6-14 10-12 24. JeMries 1-3 1-2 3. Alexander 6-11 6-8 21, Oliver 7- TRACK @ INDIANA INTERCOLLEGIATES 14 4-7 18. Parker 1-1 0-1 2. Smilh 0-0 0-0 0, Bricks def. We re going to die, 21-12 Barnes 0-2 0-0 0. Totals 26-62 24-33 81. BLOOMINGTON, IN 11:00 AM NOTRE DAME (18-15) Stojko Vrankovic and the 4 Horsemen def. Beef Stew over Biscuit, 21-13 Ellis 6-12 6 8 20, Taylor 2-9 2-2 6, Tower 1-3 0-0 WOMEN'S GOLF @ IU INVITATIONAL 2, Bennett 11-24 12-13 39. Sweet 2-11 2-2 6. Joe Ross 0-0 0-0 0, Russell 0-0 0-0 0, Jon Ross 1-2 0-1 BLOOMINGTON, IN 8:00 AM No Blood...No Foul def. Slaves of Slothor...and Slothor, 21-13 2. Cozen 0-1 1-21, Boyer 0-0 0-0 0. Totals 23-62 25-28 76. SUNDAY APRILS Live and Let Dyer def. Duschenzys, 21-4 Halltime—Virginia 29, Noire Dame 29. End ol regulation— Virginia 66. Noire Dame 66. BASEBALL V. W ESTERN MICHIGAN 1:00 PM 3-Point goals—Virginia 5 6 (Alexander 65, Stith 2- Blues Brothers del. Drbbling Cocks, 21-12 3), Noire Dame 5-20 (Bennett 5-13, Taylor 0-1, @ COVELESKI STADIUM Cozen 0-1, Sweet 0-5). Fouled out—JeMries, Ellis, MEN'S TENN IS V. WISCONSIN 1:00 PM John MacLeod s Fro-pickers del. Futile University Censor. No Score Reported q amr« Assist?— VirgI'nia^ 2 (Alexander 6), Noire Dame 12 (Bennett 6). Total SOFTBALL V. EVANSVILLE (DH) 1:00 PM Time 10 Fly Again del. Thai ain't Mayo, 21-13 tools—Virginia 22. Noire Dame 26. A— 10,346.

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The Blue Devils have been in the Final Four for five straight years and six of seven, winning it all last season. 1 T, Everybody but the freshmen on top-ranked Duke (32-2) know what it’s like to go through the weekend that cul­ minates the 64-team, one-and- out NCAA tournament. Seniors Christian Laettner and Brian Davis, like Greg Koubek last year, wound up each of their college seasons in the Final Four, the only players in college basketball history to do that. You can even take it lightly. AP File Photo “The more Final Fours you go Duke celebrates the 1991 National Championship. Indiana, Michigan and Cincinnat will join the Blue Devils in their fifth consecutive Final Four, to, the more cousins you find opening tomorrow in Minneapolis, out you have who need tickets,” champion. teams with similar styles and Michigan, the team with year with the Bearcats and sec­ Blue Devils coach Mike These current Indiana play­ although no team in the country the freshmen everybody knows. ond NCAA tournament, the first Krzyzewski said. ers, however, are playing be­ has a player like Laettner with Akron in 1986. yond the third round for the especially at this time of season Cincinnati (29-4) has seven The other teams need only to first time. when the All-American seem­ first-year players on the roster, “Our guys see a TV truck going have names of immediate fam­ “Our players are playing hard ingly wills his team to victory. five junior college transfers, a down the road and they’re ily members on their ticker and that should be attributed to freshman and a transfer from more apt than not to get off the lists. them making the Final Four,” “When he was a freshman he Akron. The Bearcats worked bus and follow it. It wouldn’t do Indiana (27-6), Duke’s oppo­ Knight said. was not nearly the player he is their way to the Final Four any good to tell them not to. I nent in Saturday’s second game, now,” Knight said of Laettner, through the Midwest Regional couldn’t tell them not to enjoy it is at its fourth Final Four under A salient point by Knight, who the tournament’s all-time lead­ and are still the team which even if I was Scrooge. They’re coach Bob Knight, the last in has been spending much of the ing scorer and master of the could walk through a Twin going to enjoy it because that’s 1987 when the Hoosiers were tournament making rather odd regional championship buzzer- Cities hotel lobby without being the way they are. They have fun champions. In fact, the only statements on topics from beater. “He has the ability to noticed. in life.” Final Four appearance by bullwhips to cerebral reverse to pass, shoot and create for his “Our guys chase cameras like So does Michigan and its Knight which didn’t end with a wind currents in the team.” this dog in my neighborhood group of freshmen starters title was the first, 1973, when Metrodome. Duke and Indiana will follow chases cars. It’s unbelievable,” known as the “Fab Five ” to ev­ UCLA beat Indiana on the way Knight and Krzyzewski have a the game between Cincinnati, said Cincinnati coach Bob eryone but themselves. They to its seventh straight title, the long, close relationship and the team no one really knows, Huggins, who is in his third don’t like the name, but you last team to repeat as national have to like the way they play. 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“I worry more now because I have more time to think about it,” said Fisher, who replaced Bill Frieder the day before the tournament in 1989. “I did not FOR RENT think about it not being my team three years ago.” There are five seniors on 5 BEDROOM HOUSE Michigan but none was a factor AP File Photo in that title run. Two were in­ Fiery Indiana coach Bob Knight will lead the Hoosiers against top- jured, one red-shirted and two ranked Duke in tomorrow’s second game. others were well down the Amenities Include: bench. Glen Rice’s 30.7 scoring 2 Full Baths average that tournament was higher than the combined point Washer/Dryer totals of those seniors for the llb C a W W Serving season. Security System You can throw out the P A N C A K E ND/SMC New Appliances records. The Final Four experi­ HOUSE S t u d e n t s ence is about to begin. 1 Mile From N.D. family RmbMnd for 27 years 3rand Opening April 3rd Try our new Newly Remodeled. Features Include: f~COLONIAL PANCAKE HOUSE™"! Rainbow Video OVEN BAKED 4" , APPLE PANCAKE i All New Bathrooms WE SPECIALIZE IN: New Appliances EGG JUMBO j SAVE $1.00 j Korean New Carpet VEGETARIAN h E X P . 6-30-92 o f f I Japanese OMELETTE COLONIAL PANCAKE HOUSE I Completely Repainted I ANY CREPES I Chinese New Siding Filled with Onion, Green Peppers, Mushrooms, Diced i SAVE $1.00 | Video Tapes Tomatoes, and Broccoli | EXP. 6-30-92 o f f I Free Membership Open 7 Days A Week State Road 23 & Ironwood At 6:30 A.M. Next to 76 Gas Station Hi. 31 North In Noreland Mon-Sat 10 am to 8 pm (Across From The Holiday Inn) 271-7433 Sun 12 noon to 6 pm 2 3 2 -8 2 5 6 Just North Of Campus (219)273-9545 \ page 16 The Observer Friday, April 3,1992 Shaq expected to enter the NBA draft SPORTS BRIEFS ■Sports Briefs are accepted in writing during business BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — hours Sunday through Friday at the Observer office on the third Shaquille O’Neal, the 7-foot-1 floor of LaFortune. Please submit your name, brief, telephone center who dominated college number, and the dates the brief is to run. basketball during three years at Louisiana State, is expected to will be closed until further notice due to take his game to the pros next ■The Rockne Pool repairs. Rolfs Aquatic Center is open Mon-Fri from 7 a.m. to 4 season. p.m. and Sat-Sun from 1 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. O’Neal called a news confer­ ence for 2 p.m. EST Friday at Fort Sam Houston. He is ex­ Spring 3 and 6 mile runs are scheduled for pected to announce that he will ■Irish Headlights April 9 at 4 p.m. Students and staff can pick up entry forms at bypass his senior year at LSU RecSports, LaFortune Info desk, and the Dining Halls. For more and enter the NBA draft. The Times-Picayune and information, call 239-6100 and ask for Sally. ESPN have both cited unidenti­ fied sources in saying that are needed for the 1992-93 school O’Neal is likely to turn pro. LSU ■Aerobic instructors year. If you have experience in step aerobics, high or low coach Dale Brown wouldn’t give intensity aerobics, or other disciplines and would like to teach his opinion. classes for RecSports, call 239-5100 for an application. Tryouts “I’ve had my own feeling, which I don’t want to express to will be conducted on April 10. you now,” Brown told the Times-Picayune Wednesday. for Bookstore XXI games. Anyone “I’ve had this feeling for some ■ Referees are needed interested should contact Bobby at 283-3515 of Patrick at 283- time. I just don’t want to say 4078 by April 6. anything at all... ”

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NOT VALID WITH and Washington State’s Neil - restaurants or delivery stores. NOT VALID WITH ANY OTHER COUPON. Limited delivery area. Derrick. Two more players 5 ANY OTHER COUPON. Limited delivery area. | will be added. Friday, April 3,1992 The Observer page 17 Mother Nature stops Irish home opener Golf teams face Big Ten By JENNY MARTEN contributors at the plate for Associate Sports Editor Ball State. The Notre Dame-Western competition In a belated April Fool’s joke, Michigan series goes back a By MIKE HOBBES Despite this the age factor, the Notre Dame baseball team’s long way and the Irish hold a Sports Writer the Irish are figuring to step up home opener against Valparaiso 61-52-1 advantage in the to and surpass some of their yesterday was snowed out. series. This week, the Broncos Today, the men’s and competition. The weather has not been played the University of Toledo women’s golf teams are playing “We are moving up against kind to the 15th-ranked Irish so in a doubleheader on Tuesday practice rounds in preparation these Big Ten teams. We are far this year. They have yet to and will face Eastern Michigan for their respective tourna­ starting to show them that we hold an practice outdoors and in a pair of doubleheaders on ments this weekend. belong in their league. more snow and rain this Friday and Saturday. The women’s team is Hopefully, this will be the weekend could cause some Junior Dave Sinnes is the playing in the 1992 Indiana weekend where we establish problems for the Irish who are probable starter for the game Invitational. that fact,” said Hanlon. scheduled to play 38 games in on Sunday. Sinnes will face sev­ Due to the large size of the five weeks. Dave Sinnes eral competent hitters in tournament, the ladies’ team Also competing this weekend Weather permitting, the Irish Broncos’ Scott Conant, Brian only traveled with 5 members is the m en’s golf team. They Friday. Last week, Ball State (11-7) hope to make up one of Hostetler, and Eric Dominow. in stea d of th e ir usu al 6. traveled to Lafayette, In. to went 4-2 including a sweep of the games against the Conant, the shortstop, is hitting Playing for the Irish this week­ compete in the Purdue Indianapolis and two split dou­ Crusaders today at Jake Kline .425 with 17 RBIs through 12 end, in order of tee-off, will be Invitational. The Irish are bleheaders with Western and play the scheduled games games while Hostetler (.368, 14 junior Kathy Pharres, sopho­ looking to improve upon last Michigan. this weekend. Ball State (7-13) RBIs, 1 HR) and Dominow more Alicia Murray, senior weekends relativley lackluster Seniors Eric Jones (2-0, 5.09, invades Coveleski Regional (.345, 6 RBIs) have also made captain Allison Wojnas, performance. 18 K) and Louis Williams (0-2, Stadium for a doubleheader on contributions offensively. sophomore Crissy Klein, and Playing for the Irish this 9.39, 7 K) are the probable Saturday and Western Michigan The Irish have to be careful freshman Liz Fennen. weekend will be seniors Mike starting pitchers for the (4-8) comes in for a game on and not lose their focus this O’Connell and Mike Crisanti, Cardinals while juniors Chris Sunday. weekend. The key for the Irish this juniors Chris Dayton and Joe Michalak (3-1, 3.44, 1 save) and “Both have great traditions in “Everyone’s gunning for us,” weekend will be consistency. Dennen, and freshman Cole Pat Leahy (3-2, 3.67, 24 K) are baseball,” said Notre Dame said Murphy. “We have to not “We need to shoot an Hanson. slated to start on the mound for coach Pat Murphy. “The Mid­ try to play too hard.” average of 80 each round for The Irish are hoping for Notre Dame. American is a very strong con­ The game against Valparaiso each of our ladies this better weather as they traveled Ball State is led offensively by ference and has been repre­ if played tomorrow will start at weekend if we are to be today after having practice cut Dan Lehrman, Brian sented well in the NCAA region­ 3 p.m. The doubleheader with competitive in this short yesterday due to snowfall Houdeshell, Curtis Greene, and a l . ” Ball State and Sunday’s game tournament,” said Hanlon. and near-freezing tempera­ Corey White. Lehrman (.369, 8 Notre Dame has won three with Western Michigan are The Irish have made pro­ tures. RBIs, 2 HR) went 8 for 17 for straight against Ball State in­ scheduled to start at 1 p.m. gressive strides in competitive­ This weekend the Irish will Ball State against Indianapolis cluding a doubleheader sweep “I hope people will come and ness against these teams. In look to captain Mike O’Connell and Western Michigan last in the team s’ last m eeting in see one of the best teams in the comparison to some of the op­ and Cole Hanson for strong week. Houdeshell is hitting .324 1987. The Cardinals hosted nation play. There is not an­ ponents this weekend, the four performances. Hanson is com­ with 16 RBIs and a team-lead­ MAC rival Bowling Green in a other northern team ranked in seasons of varsity status that ing off of his first tournament ing 4 homeruns. Greene (.297, doubleheader on Tuesday and the top-20 than us,” said the Irish have under their belts having shot the lowest score on 7 RBIs, 2 HR) and White (.288, Taylor in a single game on Murphy. appears very green at best. the team. 3 RBIs) have also been Rollie Massimino says he will run with the Rebels

LAS VEGAS (AP)— Rollie Tarkanian, who is working again on the seventh,” Villanova,” Boney said. “I think Massimino, known for his slow, the remainder of the NBA sea­ Massimino said of recruiting for he’ll do a good job if everybody deliberate style of play at son as a color commentator for a new school. “Our first goal is gives him a chance.” Villanova, will have to shift into the Los Angeles Clippers, pre­ to talk to the student-athletes Massimino ended a 19-year high gear now that he’s coach­ dicted Massimino would coach we have and try and recruit career at Villanova Wednesday ing the fast-paced Runnin’ a different game at UNLV. . i them. when he agreed to a five-year Rebels of Nevada-Las Vegas. “As far as recruiting else­ contract to replace Tarkanian. “We run, but we don’t run like “I know Rollie played a slow­ where, we will recruit in the Rebels,” Massimino said of down half-court game, but that California, back East, in the Massimino, 57, takes over a his 19 years at Villanova. “Now was at Villanova, ” he said. Midwest. We’re going to recruit powerful but troubled program that I’m here, w e’re going to “Now that he’s at UNLV, 1 think nationally.” and a run-and-gun legacy that run like the Rebels.” you might see him open things Tarkanian called Massimino helped Tarkanian take four Wednesday, Massimino was up." an excellent coach and pre­ teams to the NCAA Final Four named to take over a Rebels Massimino said he hoped to dicted he would do “a good and win one national champi­ program hammered by dissen­ “re-recruit ” the remnants of a job.” onship. sion among fans and problems Rebels team that went 26-2 this Rollie Massimino The appointment, which with the NCAA. season and was ranked No. 7. Three members of the team Junior guard Dexter Boney said came seven years to the day Massimino succeeds long-time The Rebels were banned from were lost to graduation and a he was relieved the search was when Massimino’s Villanova friend Jerry Tarkanian, who television and post-season play fourth, leading-scorer JR. over and that the Rebels had team upset Georgetown to win built the Rebels into a bas­ as a final resolution of a 14- Rider, is considering bypassing landed “a name coach.” the national championship, was ketball powerhouse in 19 years year battle between Tarkanian his senior year to turn pro. “He tried to recruit me out of a surprise because Massimino’s at UNLV. and the NCAA. “We re behind, but we’ll begin high school when he was at name had not been prominent in speculation over Tarkanian’s successor.

Massimino said he was per­ suaded to take the UNLV job (PIZZA when Jim Weaver, the football coach at Villanova when Can't Eat Meat? Massimino took the basketball job, and UNLV president Robert Maxson came to dinner at his house Monday night. He said Lenten Specials Maxson told him he wasn’t leaving until he agreed to be­ come the new coach. m m Weaver said Massimino signed a five-year contract with a $106,000 base salary and Serving Notre HOUR!271-1177 other university commitments Mon. thru Thurs, 11am -1 am that will bring that up to $386,000 a year. With shoe Dame/St. Mary's Fri. & Sat. 11am - 3 am contracts and other deals, Sunday Noon - Midnight Massimino reportedly will make about $700,000 a year. r 1 c A R T R E L I c e L A P S ■ One I One I A M E R I E M 0 T E A B E S S U P E R D U P E R P E R T i I T R U M A N ■ E M E R I T U I £ 14" Large j 14" Large T 0 P 0 S A i S I D I I C H A R I S M A L L A M A Garden Tax i Cheese I I H A T ■ D E I T Y E R A S E j R z z a i A S I A ■ d R I E S Y I P E ■ Pizza I Pizza I S T 0 R M K L A N S D E R Additional Toppings 950 ea Additional Toppings 950 ea M E N T 0 R T R A P P E R S i I I ■ E V E S S P A H N Expires April 19,1992 Expires April 19,1992 R E C R E A T E P I A N 0 S i Not Valid With Any Other Coupon. Open for Lunch! I Not Valid With Any Other Coupon. Open for Lunch! I A L A I I c 0 M M E N T A T E L J K A T E T I M E R ■ I M I N E N 0 s s C A N S c E S T page 18 The Observer Friday, April 3,1992 Irish open MCC season against Detroit Pfeffer, Linehan lead

By JIM VOGL Assistant Sports Editor SMC track By CHRIS BACON AND jump, soaring 32ft., 4 inches. M e r c y ! NICOLE MCGRATH Linehan earned three Behind a pitching staff that SMC Sports Writers placing finishes. She led the 4 has allowed only two earned x 100m relay team of Sandy runs all season, the Detroit Nearing the midpoint of their Macklin, Paula Brenton and Mercy softball team stampedes outdoor season, the Saint Moja Brennan to a second into Notre Dame for this week­ M ary’s track team travels to place finish in a time of 55:01. end’s tournament, which in­ the Mancheston College Linehan captured two more cludes Evansville (8-14), Ohio Invitational on Saturday. fourth place finishes in the and the Irish (14-12). Traditionally one of the most 100m (14:03) and the 200m Last season, Detroit (9-1 in competitive meets of the sea­ (29:09). MCC) acco u n ted for both of son, the Belles will join 10 “I really enjoy the 100 m Notre Dame’s conference losses men’s and women’s track dash and I have been working with two 1-0 shutouts. But the teams, including Wabash on my starts”, commented Irish beat the Lady Titans twice College, St.Joseph’s College, Linehan. in post-season play to earn the DePauI College and Goshen MCC crown. College. Mancheston’s meet will Notre Dame begins defense of prove challenging for the Saint their two straight Midwest Last season, the Belles set Mary’s team. Macheston boasts Collegiate Conference titles. two school records at the of five of its members qualify­ But the Lady Titans, judging Mancheston Invitational. ing for the NA1A indoor nation­ from their dominating season Tenesia Davis (graduated) flew als including Amy Petersine. so far, are poised to challenge. to first place in a record-set­ The sophomore hurdler quali­ The Irish begin their MCC ting 27.38 in the 200m dash. fied for the nationals in her season today at 3:00 with a Meanwhile Davis, Lynn freshman year in both indoor double-header against Detroit. Pfeffer, Katie Linehan and and outdoor competition. She “I’ve said all along that Christy LaBarbera set a second is expected to earn all- they’re the team to beat in the SMC record in the 4 x 100m American honors this year. MCC’s,” said Irish coach Brian relay, coasting in at 52.96. “She’s running a lot better Boulac. “We’re familiar with Hoping to improve on last this season and we expect her both of their pitchers and The Observer/Jake Peters year’s performance, the Belles to be an all-American this year they’re very tough.” Junior Missy Linn fires a strike against Bowling Green. The MCC look to Lynn Pfeffer and Katie for outdoor track”, explained Teresa Emery, last year’s MCC season gets underway this afternoon agsinst Detroit. Linehan to lead them in both Mancheston’s track coach Meg player of the year, is a perfect Third-baseman Debbie right around .500, and they track and field events. Sneeders. 6-0, while not allowing an Harlukowicz (11 RBI) supplies start conference play next “Lynn works very hard at But do not count the Belles earned run in 33 innings. both power and speed (6 SB). week.” each m eet and is calm when out of this meet. The team has Pam Hammershmidt (4-1, Chris Wasserman (.440 batting The Irish play Evansville at juggling around track posi­ many talented freshmen who 0.43 ERA in 32 innings) is the average, 11 RBI) and first- the same time on Sunday. tions”, said teammate Linehan. may be dark horses. number two pitcher for the baseman Stephanie Hayes (16 But perhaps the biggest con­ According to Linehan. the Titans, who stand atop the MCC RBI) are also big offensive cern on Boulac’s mind is some­ Both Pfeffer and Linehan freshmen have added depth with a 3-1 record. threats. thing far more powerful than had excellent performances at and strength to the team. With “Their schedule has been fa­ On Saturday at 1:00, the Irish the Lady Titans. the Huntington Relays. Pfeffer gaining self-confidence and vorable toward them so far,” take on Ohio in a doubleheader. After taking away five games captured first in the javelin, practice, the SMC track team said Boulac. “Down in Florida “They’re a decent ballclub from the Irish schedule, all throwing for 106ft., 9 inches. looks to conquer the lanes on they really jumped on people with very good pitching,” three teams hope for mercy She placed fourth in the triple Saturday. (Albertus Magnus, Barry and Boulac said. “Their record is from Mother Nature. Navy).” SMC softball drops two against Hope College It’s the Birthday Buddies! 5: Special to the Observer 10- 0 . have”, said Libbing. Happy 21st Steve and Nadene! “We had a poor first two in­ Saint Mary’s softball team nings and the temperature was April Rhodes filled in at sec­ dropped their first two games of ridiculous,” said Belles statis­ ond base for Margie Pelton, the season, battling Hope tician Janet Libbing. who did not attend the games College and frigid weather on due to personal reasons. Wednesday. With the Belles’ play being so weak, coach Don Cromer made Hope College is ranked in the Hope beat the Belles 5-3 in many substitutions in order for top five Division III teams na­ the first game although Hope everyone to gain experience. tionally. Hope College was also earned three of the runs due to Cromer took Carol Grobner out last year’s national champions the solid game Belles’ pitcher of center field and had her re­ in their division. Lisa Bright had. lieve Bright at the mound. The Belles will be looking for But the Belles were exhausted “We do not have the depth in their first win on the road when as they lost the second game pitching staff that other teams they play at Calvin on Saturday. Love, All of Us

NHL O n e O f Th e Best Fil m s I 'v e S e e n In A l o n g , Lo n g Ti m e, l Ca n 't W a it To S ee It A g a i n . I Lo v e Th is Fil m'.' continued from page 20 Joel Siegel GOOD MORNING AMERICA With Gretzky’s arrival in Los "Th e r e's N o r e s is t in g Angeles, and expansion into San Jose, hockey—a sport 'T h e C o m m i t m e n t s :.. A Fil m every bit as exciting as any W ith A So u n d S o Po t e n t other and as violent as football It C o u l d Pr o b a b ly Lib er a te (for the macho types)—proved Th e W o r l d ." that it can succeed even in sub­ FO R POSITION ONLY - Kenneth Turon, LOS ANGELES TIMES tropical climates. " ★ ★ ★ ★ " Next season, the league will Jock Mathews, NEWSDAY welcome the Ottawa Senators (for a second time) and the Tampa Bay Lightning into the league.

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4 p.m. Informal discussion on the Jewish community of South Bend, Marlene Miles of Campus Ministry. Badin MENU CAMPUS Campus Ministry Office.

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Baked Stuffed Orange Ruffy 7:15 p.m . and 9:45 p.m . Film: “The Commitments.” Fresh Gulf Snapper Saute Annenberg Auditorium. Fried Clams/Shrimp Poppers 8 p.m . and 10:30 p.m. Film: “Beauty and the Beast.” Stuffed Shells/Corn Cushing Auditorium. 7:30 p.m. Folk Dancing. Clubhouse, Saint Mary’s. 8 p.m. “Meisenbach and Golden," a flute and harp duo. Little Theatre, Saint Mary’s.

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Applications available from Barb at the Student Cushing Auditorium Admission Is $2. Government Office ST U D E N T UNION BOARD Sports page 20 Friday, April 3,1992 DAVE Adversity faces Notre Dame tennis team DIETMAN Injuries, West Virginia and Wisconsin will challenge the Irish

By JONATHAN JENSEN situations.” Sports Writer As far as West Virginia is NHL could be concerned, Mark Booras, a The eighth-ranked Notre junior from Flossmoor, IE, digging its own Dame men’s tennis team could pose problems for faces three stiff challenges Notre Dame’s David DiLucia grave this weekend at the Eck at number-one singles. In Tennis Pavilion. their last meeting, Booras Saturday night, the Pittsburgh Penguins First, they must find a way lost to DiLucia 6-4 in the seized the fourth and final playoff spot in to replace injured junior third set. the Patrick Division with a 6-3 win over Mark Schmidt, who was 13-3 the Montreal Canadians. at number-five singles and In addition to the 42nd- Defending Stanley Cup champions, the teamed with Chris Wojtalik to ranked Booras, the Penguins were tardy in securing their produce an undefeated Mounaineers also boast two reservations for post-season play. number-three doubles team. talented seniors and three Yet if talks between the National Second, they face an under­ freshman in their starting Hockey League team owners and players’ achieving West Virginia team line-up, two of which were union continue at their present pace, the on Saturday that is loaded were recruited to come to playoffs might never be played. The owners complain that their with talent and could Notre Dame. The freshmen franchises are eeking out a marginal surprise the favored Irish. have been up and down all existence, surviving day-to-day on ticket year, but have the potential to sales and nothing else. Finally, on Sunday they play very well. The players assert that the owners are meet up against Wisconsin, a “They’re a scary team,” stuffing their pockets with gargantuan team that the Irish lost to last noted Bayliss. profits secretly earned over the past year and have not beaten In doubles, Booras teams decade. Because of this supposed wealth, during Coach Bob Bayliss’ with senior Rodrigo Gonzalez the players also want a free agency five years here. to produce the nation’s 26th- system (read: $6 million contracts) like The answer to the first ranked doubles tandem, so the one had by baseball players. challenge can come in they could also challenge the How close are the two sides to several forms. In number- fifth-ranked David Dilucia- resolving their differences? So close that at their last meeting, they five singles, the Irish will Chuck Coleman team. replace Schmidt with any one The Observer/John Rock could only manage to agree upon the Junior Chuck Coleman prepares to blast a forehand past his Ohio of a trio of juniors. Ron “I am very concerned,” said agenda for their next meeting. Of course, State opponent. The Irish will be in action this weekend a g a i n s t they agreed on the same issues during Rosas, Tom North, or Bayliss of the Mountaineers, West Vriginia and Wisconsin. their summer meetings, which were in­ Wojtalik are all capable and “Sometimes a good team that they will have their hands for DiLucia and Coleman. tended—the owners maintain—to all have seen action at six- has nothing to play for can be full. The seventh ranked Irish produce an extension of the moribund singles this year. In doubles, really tough.” The Badgers are even more tandem is looking to overtake union contract. the Irish will most likely On Sunday the Irish face dangerous in doubles, where team s from Ball State (4th) Players contend that the owners, eager count on the team of North Wisconsin, who is led by tal­ Deer and Nelson form one of and M innesota (5th) in the to pad their bank accounts, simply held and sophomore Tad Eckert. ented seniors Brian Nelson the Midwest’s best teams. national rankings. meeting upon meeting in an effort to and Joey Deer at number-one weaken the union’s resolve and convince They were finalists in the “From our end, this is a “Obviously it’s very hard to and two singles. In last the players to put up and shut up. Midwest Regional Doubles match that we’re very con­ step in the middle of the year’s victory over the Irish, Yet as the regular season skates to a Championships a year ago, cerned about,” stated Bayliss. season and compete,” said Nelson beat Will Forsyth and halt, it looks as if the players may do just and they could stand in the “We will have to play very Bayliss, “But these players Deer defeated Chuck that—much to the chagrin of fans and way of a potential NCAA birth well to win it. ” owners alike. have all been in playing Coleman, so the Irish know To see the NHL in this predicament is a shame. However, it is also par for the course for a league that has misplayed its Lacrosse hopes to add Denison to list of victims cards throughout its history. Unlike another once-struggling league By JASON KELLY (the NBA), the NHL has passed through Sports Writer perhaps the most lucrative marketing years in the history of organized sports After an 11-5 win at Ohio Wesleyan on without capitalizing on television Tuesday, the Notre Dame lacrosse team contracts or rising interest. returns home tomorrow afternoon at 2 The NBA, a league saved in its adolescence by greats such as Larry Bird, p.m. to face Denison. Earvin “Magic” Johnson and Julius Randy Colley was the key to Notre “Doctor J ” Erving, played its cards right Dame’s attack against the Bishops. He and is now reaping the benefits. paced the Irish offense with three goals The NHL, a league near death after 75 and his offensive production will be years, could easily be saved by the likes needed again tomorrow if the team of Mario Lemieux, Wayne Gretzky, Brett hopes to extend its win streak to four. Hull, and Eric Lindros. Irish coach Kevin Corrigan is pleased Hockey cards are gaining in popularity, with the improvement his team has a good indicator that the youth of shown during the stretch, which helped America are becoming excited about the improve the team ’s record to 4-3. NHL. Love for hockey goes without saying “We are starting to become the team in Canada, where, along with Christianity and Judaism , it is som etim es jokingly we knew we could be,” he commented. (and sometimes seriously) referred to as They will have to turn in another a religion. outstanding performance tomorrow if they hope to knock off a strong Denison see NHL/page 18 team. Youth has hindered them this year, but The Observer/John Rock INSIDE SPORTS they have shown flashes of brilliance. Irish midfielder Chip Lonsdale sends a Lake Forest player to the turf. He will try to do the “Denison is very aggressive,” Corrigan same against Denison tomorrow afternoon. explained. “They have some very young players and in some games they’ve we’ve played well,” Corrigan said. “Now Dame’s recent success and they turned ■ Irish softball opens MCC played poorly, but in others they’ve we are just looking to be consistent.” in their best performance of the season One consistent force for the Irish this on Tuesday against Ohio Wesleyan. season played very well.” The Irish have fallen into a similar year has been sophomore Randy Cooley. see page 18 trap this season. Early in the year, they After his hat trick against Ohio Despite facing Denison in a scrimmage were not playing up to their potential Wesleyan, the Irish will rely on his earlier this year it would appear that the offensive production. For him to be a Irish would know what to expect to­ ■ Baseball home opener and their record proved it as they stumbled to a 1-3 start. successful scorer, however, he has to morrow, but Corrigan doesn’t agree. cancelled They have notched three straight have excellent support and so far this “We scrimmaged them at the see page 17 wins since then, however, including season he has. beginning of the year, but I’ll guarantee victories over Lake Forest and 19th- “Randy is a scorer, a big-time player,” that we won’t see the same team on ranked Hofstra, and they are looking to Corrigan explained, “but he has Saturday.” ■ Ellis will participate in Dunk add to that list tomorrow. Consistency benefitted from the people around him.” After tomorrow’s game, the Irish have Contest will be the objective of the team as the One unheralded aspect of the team a week to prepare for games against season continues. this season has been its defense. The Mount Saint Mary’s next Saturday and see page 16 “I think we’ve had some games where back line has been a key in Notre Stony Brook the following Monday.